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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

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• 1:35Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 1:52Hannah Berner?

  Yep. Yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time, and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 2:21Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 2:26Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 2:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:46Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 2:51Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 2:57Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer. There's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 3:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 3:09Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 3:12Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 3:25Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 3:26Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 3:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:35Speaker 02

  Gary, fix your wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my groundbreaking gigglers. Are we on? Oh.

• 3:52Paige DeSorbo?

  We're on.

• 3:53Hannah Berner?

  We're on, we're live.

• 3:54Paige DeSorbo?

  We're here.

• 3:55Hannah Berner?

  Can I just do a quick PSA?

• 3:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Sure.

• 3:57Hannah Berner?

  Because, you know, we like to keep it real.

• 3:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:59Hannah Berner?

  On the pod, like, we're fucking, like, we're vulnerable and real. I just know that most people, when they stop listening to the pod, they think to themselves, Hannah's perfect. Like, that's the first thing you get. You're like, oh my god, Hannah's so perfect.

• 4:13Paige DeSorbo?

  She's aspirational, yet inspirational.

• 4:17Paige DeSorbo?

  She's a redhead, yet also a brunette. How does she do it?

• 4:21Hannah Berner?

  #BelieveInYourself. But um, I just want you guys to know, I'm actually not perfect.

• 4:27Hannah Berner?

  I failed my invisalign. Like, I had it perfect at one point, and everyone was like, "You're so perfect." And then I actually felt like I wasn't relatable, because my teeth were like, really fucking straight. So then, this last year, I haven't done it. And I think I have to do the like, walk of shame, where I have to go back to the dentist and be like, "Hey, how y'all doing?" And I have to start invisalign over, because the bottom of my teeth look like cemetery, that like, is a bad cemetery.

• 4:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate to kick you when you're down. I truly, truly do.

• 4:58Hannah Berner?

  No, I know, because you're on your shit.

• 5:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I just finished, and I'm gonna go get my permanent retainer like, next week. Because I can't be trusted to wear it every single night.

• 5:07Hannah Berner?

  I can't either, especially with all the travel.

• 5:09Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm gonna get a permanent one on my bottom teeth, and then I'm gonna see if I'm gonna do invisalign for my top. Because I had to separate them.

• 5:17Hannah Berner?

  Are you more of an invisalign top or bottom?

• 5:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I went bottom first, which I wonder what that says about me?

• 5:23Hannah Berner?

  I know. I'm a chaotic bottom.

• 5:27Paige DeSorbo?

  We're a messy bottom. We're a strong bottom.

• 5:30Hannah Berner?

  We are messy bottoms.

• 5:32Paige DeSorbo?

  We're matching.

• 5:33Hannah Berner?

  We are. Well, I do have to say, you guys, when you hang out, the amount of time that me and you hang out and talk, you do start getting the same words.

• 5:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, my Instacart just gave me an alert that they are in fact gonna send me a different toaster.

• 5:47Hannah Berner?

  Are you okay with that?

• 5:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm okay with that.

• 5:48Hannah Berner?

  Is the aesthetic right?

• 5:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm on a real toast. I don't care, because I'm on like, a real, you know?

• 5:53Hannah Berner?

  What are you toasting?

• 5:55Paige DeSorbo?

  My meal right now, this is gonna be disgusting, that I'm eating over and over again.

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  Your hyperfixation meal?

• 6:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Tuna sandwich.

• 6:01Hannah Berner?

  Okay, you're speaking to the tuna queen. I enable that.

• 6:05Paige DeSorbo?

  But only homemade, not ordering tuna.

• 6:09Hannah Berner?

  How much mayo are you putting in it?

• 6:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm um, moderate to... I'm heavier rather than being light.

• 6:16Hannah Berner?

  Are you doing mustard?

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 6:17Hannah Berner?

  Are you doing relish?

• 6:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 6:19Hannah Berner?

  No relish?

• 6:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 6:20Hannah Berner?

  Are you doing lemon?

• 6:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing tuna, mayo, onion powder, garlic powder, salt, pepper. Cheese on my sandwich. But I don't toast the bread, because a tuna's... I don't like a tuna melt.

• 6:37Hannah Berner?

  Hot tuna is legal.

• 6:39Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not for me. And then I'm doing Lay's Ruffles.

• 6:42Hannah Berner?

  Hashtag

• 6:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Then I'm doing

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  On it.

• 6:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Sweet, no, on the side.

• 6:48Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Then I'm doing American cheese on it though. Then I'm doing sweet baby petite pickles. If you only fuck around with like dill pickles or you're and you're not in the sweet baby pickle game, you're really

• 7:03Hannah Berner?

  You just love them because they're little and cute, not because they actually taste better.

• 7:06Paige DeSorbo?

  They're sweet, they're cute.

• 7:10Hannah Berner?

  Wait, also, you would use American cheese?

• 7:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Love it. Kraft single, right from the fucking plaster.

• 7:16Hannah Berner?

  American cheese is so American, like you know, all the other cheese, look at, look at it and they're like, you're so annoying.

• 7:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, they're like, you're made in a lab.

• 7:23Hannah Berner?

  You're made in a lab, you're fake, you are like the loudest, but you don't actually taste better.

• 7:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you seen that thing where people are trying to be like, you, I can tell if you're in IVF baby? They're saying that they're prettier, so like upside. But yeah, I'm

• 7:38Hannah Berner?

  Really?

• 7:39Paige DeSorbo?

  But I don't think that's true.

• 7:40Hannah Berner?

  I just know that

• 7:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never looked at someone and been like, made in a Petri dish.

• 7:43Hannah Berner?

  Growing up in Parksville, Brooklyn, there were a lot of power lesbians and just like power women who had like huge careers and then at forty-two did IVF and they all popped out like twins. It was so chic. They'd just pop out twins once. So I had a lot of twins friends and I'm like, who's your mom? And they'd say like, the fucking founder and CEO of something. So I knew that it was twins, but I didn't, I don't remember the twins being particularly good looking. A twin listening was like, okay, what's with the?

• 8:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I do find twins to be a bit freaky, like just the science of it. It's like, oh my God, that egg split in half and now there's two of you.

• 8:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 8:18Paige DeSorbo?

  If you really break it down, it's like quite weird.

• 8:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 8:20Paige DeSorbo?

  But I do envy their, I really do feel like they're telepathic.

• 8:25Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 8:25Paige DeSorbo?

  They like feel the same thing. I think that is very fascinating.

• 8:29Hannah Berner?

  I do also think people with IVF kids, you know, I don't know about you, but my family would joke a lot, but like my dad, I'd say something like, hey, can I have five dollars for pizza? And he'd be like, you owe me three hundred thousand dollars. Like he would just like come up with numbers of like the expenses of just being my dad.

• 8:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:46Hannah Berner?

  But like, I wonder if moms who were like, I spent, what, a hundred K possibly to like have you, like treat them differently than like an accident or a mistake.

• 8:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so

• 8:58Hannah Berner?

  Too dark.

• 8:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Dark. So dark, so evil. Because, okay, you could, you could argue the same sentiment for like, a dog you adopt versus a dog you buy.

• 9:13Hannah Berner?

  Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. No, because the dog you adopt, you're like, you, I saved your life.

• 9:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I would argue you love them equally.

• 9:21Hannah Berner?

  Okay, yeah, yeah.

• 9:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Just like your children.

• 9:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but like, fifty thousand for a baby, it's, or like, if the kid did anything, I'd be like...

• 9:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You owe me money.

• 9:32Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, you owe me money.

• 9:33Hannah Berner?

  If they're disrespectful, you're like, I literally paid for you and now you're turning on me?

• 9:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Not to sound like the manosphere, but like, you came into this world with value, and I gave you that value. Wait, I have something that's like, kind of annoying me, but I don't...

• 9:46Hannah Berner?

  Bring it up. This is the, this is the space to do it.

• 9:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It might be a bit controversial, and I don't mean it to be because...

• 9:55Hannah Berner?

  You've never said something controversial, though. So don't worry.

• 9:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm...

• 9:59Hannah Berner?

  And I'll agree with you regardless of what you say.

• 10:00Paige DeSorbo?

  So here for the gays. I want the gays...

• 10:03Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'm out of this. I don't want to be a part of this.

• 10:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's, wait, just follow me. Follow me. I'm so here for the gays. I want them to get all the brand deals. I don't care if you wear makeup, if you don't wear makeup, I don't ca- I don't care. Do whatever. I want you to have equal opportunity. With that said, something came across my desk. Now, you watched the last season of Trader, so you know Rob?

• 10:31Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 10:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Roush. I know him from Love Island. I don't even remember that season now. It's been two years.

• 10:37Hannah Berner?

  I didn't know his last name was Roush.

• 10:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I just learned that.

• 10:39Hannah Berner?

  How the fuck do you spell Roush? Anyway, continue.

• 10:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, it's not important.

• 10:42Hannah Berner?

  I digress.

• 10:43Paige DeSorbo?

  So, and not to say that you can't come back from a reality TV edit, not to say that like, you should be held to your edit in a game show, he won the game.

• 10:53Hannah Berner?

  Why are you coming for me right now?

• 10:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Forgive Hannah. She never had sex in the bathroom. Okay? And we're here to say it, here and now. Anyway, digress. Back to my story. So like, whatever. Rob should do as many brand deals as he gets, fine. He has an ad right now for Kosas Lip Plumper.

• 11:15Hannah Berner?

  He wasn't wearing the product.

• 11:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, no, he's not. And like, that's why I'm saying, like, if there's a gay man that's like, I wear lip gloss, and they gave him a brand deal, I'd be like, yeah, I got it. A hot man selling lip plumper and talking about it in the, like, the ad is him being like, I feel everything. I feel hot, and then I feel cold. Like, I don't know if the lip plumper is like cooling and then like warm. I don't know what the objective was, but I know.

• 11:46Hannah Berner?

  We're talking about it.

• 11:47Paige DeSorbo?

  We're talking about it, but it didn't make me like, go buy Kosas. Now, when Sarah Pigeon did Road, I thought.

• 11:55Hannah Berner?

  Iconic.

• 11:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, should I buy a red lip gloss for the summer?

• 11:59Hannah Berner?

  Well, this reminds me, do you remember when Matt Rife did an Elf commercial? And people rioted.

• 12:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, did they?

• 12:06Hannah Berner?

  They took down the commercial in like five hours. They were like, why the fuck?

• 12:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Other problematic things?

• 12:10Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes, yes. But I'm saying, there was the overlying, like, why is a man getting paid to promote female beauty standards kind of thing?

• 12:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:19Hannah Berner?

  I have to say, I am wearing Kosas Lip. Um, if we could do a little close up.

• 12:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Must we?

• 12:25Hannah Berner?

  Stone in. And does it right? But that's actually, that's using the product.

• 12:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I'm wearing makeup by.

• 12:33Hannah Berner?

  I just, men getting brand deals in general gives me hives.

• 12:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Freaks me out.

• 12:38Hannah Berner?

  I don't like it at all.

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't like it at all.

• 12:41Hannah Berner?

  Don't tell women what to buy. Like, we're already getting 70 cents on the dollar. Don't tell me to waste my money on more shit.

• 12:47Paige DeSorbo?

  If you're a man and you're in the situation that you are getting brand deals, yeah, I feel like they should be for you guys.

• 12:55Hannah Berner?

  Make other men feel ugly and tell them that like, they need to like color their hair, or they need to use eye patches or pimple patches.

• 13:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't market to me a lip plumper.

• 13:05Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, brand deals is the. One thing that women have, like, that's why people hate influencers because women are able to get generational wealth from shilling product. And, um.

• 13:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And if you think about it, it's not like all of a sudden these companies have all of this money. That advertising money would have gone somewhere, but it because it's going to a nineteen year old influencer in Iowa. People are mad. The men are mad.

• 13:34Hannah Berner?

  Also, shout out to influencers because before you guys, it was going to big business. It was going to, you know.

• 13:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Commercials.

• 13:40Hannah Berner?

  It was going to networks. Where now they're saving money because when you get an influencer to do your deal, there's no production fee.

• 13:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:48Hannah Berner?

  There's no hiring of stuff.

• 13:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Is not as.

• 13:51Hannah Berner?

  And it's getting more engagement than the commercial that no one was gonna watch.

• 13:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Getting niche, like you can hit different mar- niche markets.

• 13:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but Rob's, you know, he's having his moment.

• 14:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 14:02Hannah Berner?

  And he did an erotica book. Did you see that?

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I did not.

• 14:06Hannah Berner?

  Well, I love, Rob kind of was like, I want to live a slow life on a farm. That's how he ended Traitors, which that was the funniest part of Traitors to me. But then he did say like, I love attention at some point.

• 14:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, yeah.

• 14:17Hannah Berner?

  Obviously.

• 14:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't.

• 14:18Hannah Berner?

  You don't get a snake tattoo.

• 14:19Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why.

• 14:20Hannah Berner?

  If you don't like attention.

• 14:21Paige DeSorbo?

  There's like a cast. Oh, I watched a Real Housewives of Rhode Island, like out of nowhere. I was just like, maybe I could watch Housewives again. And I watched it. I have thoughts. I have thoughts. But wait, what was I just saying?

• 14:33Hannah Berner?

  With Rob with a snake tattoo, how he loves attention.

• 14:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate when there's a cast of a reality TV show and they're like, who's in it for fame? Who's in it? Who's the thirstiest? Y'all signed up to be on TV. Every single person.

• 14:49Hannah Berner?

  Did you sign up for the love of the game?

• 14:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:51Hannah Berner?

  I love how people in the beginning were like, I am here to find love, which is totally fine, but you can find love anywhere. It doesn't have to be on camera on a network television show. I do think that reality TV has shifted and that before it actually was just kind of like crazy people being like, fuck it, let's do this experience.

• 15:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 15:08Hannah Berner?

  Where nowadays everyone is like, holy shit, like Cardi B was on reality TV and she won a Grammy. Like Kim Kardashian's reality TV, now she's a billionaire. Like people see that and no one goes on reality TV because they're shy.

• 15:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 15:22Hannah Berner?

  And no one goes on reality TV to be like, I just want to keep my private life, private.

• 15:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 15:27Hannah Berner?

  Um, but you were saying you watched Rhode Island.

• 15:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I watched Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Well, I was on the phone with Lucho the other day.

• 15:33Hannah Berner?

  Got it, Lucho.

• 15:34Paige DeSorbo?

  And so, and he's from Rhode Island. And so we just like naturally started talking about it.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  And he knows them all.

• 15:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he knows, he literally was the casting director. They wanted him on, but to our point, he, he would be so good, but he would never, he wouldn't want that life.

• 15:51Hannah Berner?

  No, I think it's good for him to maybe like just promote his great photography services.

• 15:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:55Hannah Berner?

  So the only joke I saw online was that they said every girl looks the same.

• 15:59Paige DeSorbo?

  So Lucho will randomly call me and we'll just talk like business, like he'll come up with business ideas and we'll just like chat back and forth. He's just like, my gay best. Yeah, he's the best. He's a girl's gay. Like he can't understand when there's like,

• 16:14Hannah Berner?

  He, he is a gagler to his core.

• 16:17Paige DeSorbo?

  So anyway, he was like, you have to watch Real Housewives of Rhode Island. And I was like, I really can't watch.

• 16:22Hannah Berner?

  Bravo.

• 16:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Bravo. And I can't watch Housewives. Like I just can't do it. And so I'm like laying on the couch and I'm like, whatever, fuck it. Like I'm just gonna turn it on.

• 16:31Hannah Berner?

  Cause it's new.

• 16:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it's new and like watching a first season of a, a show, usually it's not that dramatic because they've never filmed a TV show before. You don't, you haven't really gotten your footing.

• 16:43Hannah Berner?

  They're not fighting about who's more famous yet.

• 16:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there hasn't been like rumors yet from like blogs. There hasn't been someone like trying to take someone down.

• 16:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 16:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God. Something's in the water in Rhode Island.

• 16:56Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 16:56Paige DeSorbo?

  They are so open, so vulnerable.

• 17:02Hannah Berner?

  They don't know.

• 17:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And they don't get, they have not gotten to the point where they get mad at each other. They sit across from each other and they go, hey, is it true? Your husband has a girlfriend? And the girl will be like, babe, no, but like maybe. And then they like go on with their day and it's, every single one of them has cheated at some point.

• 17:21Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It's one of the craziest shows. The one girl has a boyfriend of 10 years that she only sees for half the year, but she lives in the home in Rhode Island. He has another girlfriend in Florida. They're fine with that arrangement. Now she's gonna get another, but very open.

• 17:40Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And they're like, ask me whatever question you want. One lady goes on the, on the TV and she's like, I don't love driving. I, I drove over a woman one time, but I don't love driving. And they're like, can you, can you rewind? And she's like, yeah, I drove over a woman. Next question.

• 17:57Hannah Berner?

  How more clear can I be?

• 17:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I was on for seven years, you had to waterboard shit out of me. Like, I, it was so crazy.

• 18:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's, you said that about Mormon wives, how the first season, they're so just like, and you slept with this person, you did this, and they're just letting it all out, and then...

• 18:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And the viewer thinks they want that until then they like...

• 18:20Hannah Berner?

  Well, the viewer, the viewer does want it until then the viewer gets mad because they're not getting anything from it. And then they realize...

• 18:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And then it's like, kick them off the show, kick them off the show, and it's like, they're the show. That's why that, that person is why there is a show.

• 18:33Hannah Berner?

  One of the girls looks just like Dolores.

• 18:36Hannah Berner?

  Do you think they're all using, do you think they're all using the same injector and that's why they're kind of like, looking alike?

• 18:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's funny? And I got some inside tea.

• 18:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, oh, they're all Italian, because they marketed it as almost like a rivalry to New Jersey. I, I almost feel like Bravo did that so that New Jersey got their shit in check.

• 18:57Hannah Berner?

  Oh, like they're saying, these girls will replace you?

• 18:59Paige DeSorbo?

  These girls could replace you, figure out, like...

• 19:01Hannah Berner?

  They go, we don't have room for that many Italians on the network.

• 19:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, okay, so they marketed it very mafioso, like, but none of them are Italian.

• 19:10Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 19:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:12Hannah Berner?

  I thought they all were. What are they?

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I think maybe like one of them is. I don't know.

• 19:16Hannah Berner?

  Brunettes?

• 19:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And then Ashley Iaconetti is on it from like Bachelor franchise.

• 19:21Hannah Berner?

  Which I watched. She has a crazy background, and she was a podcaster back in the day.

• 19:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And I've met her a couple of times at Amazon Live. She's very lovely on the show. She was always very lovely in real life. She is aghast at the girl. I think she's probably the one that's the most like, oh, this is like a crazy topic to talk about, like your husband having an affair. There's one lady on there that's like, everyone's like, your husband's cheating on you. And she's like, I know, but like, please stop asking about it. Like, I'm just gonna live with it. Basically, she's like, I'm gonna live with it, and like, I want you to live with it too.

• 19:54Hannah Berner?

  She's like, we're talking about practice?

• 19:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's very fabulous, like...

• 19:58Hannah Berner?

  Which is what people want to watch.

• 20:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Look good, they're full glam.

• 20:02Hannah Berner?

  The mansions in Rhode Island are like insane.

• 20:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Their homes are nice.

• 20:05Hannah Berner?

  Also Rhode Island is so small that I actually believe that they are in each other's business. We're like New York, people are like, yeah, we've been friends. I'm like, y'all never even heard each other.

• 20:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Like three of them, they're like, I've known this person since I was four years old, like.

• 20:17Hannah Berner?

  Ashley Ian Canati, I don't know if I pronounced that right.

• 20:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Canati, I think.

• 20:21Hannah Berner?

  I just got PTSD for the first time. I interviewed Teresa Giudice. And I called her Guadice. And she said, why'd you call me? Sandwich? So Ashley's story was she was on The Bachelor. And did like, she was, she's really pretty and cute and did fine in it. And then she went on Bachelor in Paradise.

• 20:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Got it.

• 20:43Hannah Berner?

  Meets this guy Jared, who is her husband now. They look related, which sometimes like that happens with couples, but they look, it's brother sister vibes. They hit it off and then he immediately is like, I'm not into this. She spends the entire season crying over him.

• 20:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, she cries a lot on the.

• 21:01Hannah Berner?

  She's always crying, but like not in an annoying way. It's so funny.

• 21:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't, yeah, I didn't find her annoying at all.

• 21:08Hannah Berner?

  You're almost like, it's like, it's like nice to see someone just so free with their tears.

• 21:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Was who like the viewer is.

• 21:15Hannah Berner?

  Let it out, girl.

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, wait, I actually, I'm gonna cry right real quick.

• 21:19Hannah Berner?

  She's always crying. And I don't remember if it was that season or another season, but basically you're like, this guy doesn't like you. Like move on. You guys had something, I don't know what's going on, but he's like, not that he doesn't like you, but like you deserve better at this point. Somehow the tables turn and he proposes to her. And now, and he's from, I was gonna say Long Island, Rhode Island. And that's how she ended up up there.

• 21:43Paige DeSorbo?

  They own a restaurant.

• 21:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they own some of that stuff. So anyway, it is funny how all the reality TV places, I think because of streaming, they're all starting to merge. And everyone's like, it used to be very like, the ABC people stay with ABC and the, like Bravo people weren't going on The Bachelor and stuff.

• 22:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I think the biggest thing for me that I see a lot in reality TV, specifically Bravo, is like where in the country the show is based. Because it says like the fans are quite different. The vibe of the show is quite different. And the conversation.

• 22:19Hannah Berner?

  Does Salt Lake City Housewives and Mormon Wives, like have they ever intermingled anywhere?

• 22:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of.

• 22:27Hannah Berner?

  And the Mormon House, sorry, the Mormon.

• 22:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I think like in the wild or on the show.

• 22:33Hannah Berner?

  Like in the wild.

• 22:34Paige DeSorbo?

  A hundred percent.

• 22:34Hannah Berner?

  They're all like.

• 22:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I think they're all at the same events. They all know each other. Like they're all in the game.

• 22:39Hannah Berner?

  That is so funny.

• 22:40Paige DeSorbo?

  So interesting, right?

• 22:43Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:09Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:56Hannah Berner?

  I have some mental health moments since we just went through some reality TV.

• 26:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Do you want to do it before or after we talk about Lamar?

• 27:03Hannah Berner?

  What did Lamar do now? Oh, I saw a quote, but it was too long of a quote. I didn't read it.

• 27:08Paige DeSorbo?

  So he's doing like some type of press tour for the documentary and obviously every single person that interviews him is like, oh my God, wow. Khloe like really saved your life. Like she stayed with you for four months. She basically told your dad not to kill you and like helped you learn how to talk again. And he sits there and he's been looking at every single interviewer and being like, well, God saved my life. He's acting like he's never loved her.

• 27:35Hannah Berner?

  Giving credit to a man.

• 27:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 27:39Hannah Berner?

  Of course, he said a man did it.

• 27:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like, it's actually really hurtful. Like it seemed, the way he's answering is that he seems very annoyed that she's getting any type of credit or any type of notoriety.

• 27:54Hannah Berner?

  He's re-saying the story in his head differently so he doesn't have to feel bad that this woman, that he hurt this woman so bad. That's what I, that's my two cents.

• 28:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, a lot of the comments were like, yeah, God sent Khloe. Like God didn't come down and say, what's up Lamar? Sorry about those erectile dysfunction pills. Let me fix you up.

• 28:14Hannah Berner?

  Did God send you to the brothel too?

• 28:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like.

• 28:18Hannah Berner?

  You can't pick and choose when God is helping you.

• 28:21Paige DeSorbo?

  It just, it would put a very bad taste in my mouth and it was just like mean. I really just felt like it was mean.

• 28:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 28:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like you could have said. Thank God for her and also thank God.

• 28:32Hannah Berner?

  I know they're not together now and I know they probably have some forms of beef, but you can acknowledge that certain people were there for you during a season of your life at the right time.

• 28:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Beautifully said.

• 28:42Hannah Berner?

  Actually, not to bring it back to Housewives, but Margaret Josephs, I interviewed back in the day, because she's, she left her husband for her, um, construction.

• 28:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Contractor.

• 28:51Hannah Berner?

  Contractor.

• 28:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:52Hannah Berner?

  I had said, like, did you regret your 10-year marriage that you, because she's like, I found the love of my life, I found the love of my life. And she was like, no, that man before was the right man of love of my life for that time. And then I evolved and this is the love of my life right now. And I said, okay, MJ. I said, shout out MJ.

• 29:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, to stay in that same vein, Nikki Glaser just went on Call Her Daddy and said, "I don't mind if my boyfriend hooks up with other girls. I personally don't want to hook up with other guys while I'm dating him, but if he hooks up with other girls, that's fine." To each their, she's stronger than me.

• 29:25Hannah Berner?

  Well, she joked that she was like, um, "I love women" and that's ultimate feminist move.

• 29:31Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, "I trust their opinion."

• 29:32Hannah Berner?

  But my thing is like, if your man's hooking up with other girls, hook up with other guys. Yeah, that is layers and layers of like, psychology that I don't have the capacity to get through right now.

• 29:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and like, I have a full-time job. I can't look at your location and then put it together from someone else's loca-, like, I don't have the time.

• 29:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Paige DeSorbo?

  To look into it and it's, it would consume my day.

• 29:58Hannah Berner?

  I think Nikki also is kind of like, "I know I'm funny and I know that I have a connection with you, so if you want to hook up with other girls, that's fine, but I'm like, the one you're in love with."

• 30:09Paige DeSorbo?

  But I feel like if you are considering cheating, it's so much easier to send a text and be like, "Hey, I hate you. I'll never see you again."

• 30:18Paige DeSorbo?

  "Hey, just wanted to reiterate, I hate you and I'm actually leaving."

• 30:22Hannah Berner?

  I just, I don't love the idea of me like, needing my man for something and he's on his phone like scrolling through other girls.

• 30:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no.

• 30:29Hannah Berner?

  That's not what I need. But shout out to Nikki, um, she has a Hulu special coming out and then I think mine would come out after hers. So shout out to Hulu for putting the girls on in stand-up.

• 30:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 30:43Hannah Berner?

  I'm actually in like a deep editing hole right now with my special.

• 30:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And you got your hair dyed.

• 30:49Hannah Berner?

  And I got my hair dyed.

• 30:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It looks so good.

• 30:51Hannah Berner?

  Well, you like, okay, good. You never know what the red, like, tinge it's gonna come out in.

• 30:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's so good.

• 30:56Hannah Berner?

  I had my hair, I'm getting vis line, and I'm finishing up the edit.

• 30:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And then it's over for you, bitches.

• 31:03Hannah Berner?

  The edit though is crazy, cuz like, I'm literally sitting through hours of footage of myself being like,

• 31:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Hannah Berner?

  I don't like that angle, that's right side of my face, click it here. It's, it's getting dark.

• 31:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:13Hannah Berner?

  I'm at the point now where I'm like, Grace, can you just tell it? But we did this cute thing where at the end, we did exit interviews with like, girls leaving.

• 31:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:21Hannah Berner?

  So I'm looking through like, all the stuff they said to me.

• 31:23Paige DeSorbo?

  That's really cute.

• 31:24Hannah Berner?

  I think I'm gonna edit it and put it at the end, like, with the credits.

• 31:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:28Hannah Berner?

  Which could be cute.

• 31:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Almost like a blooper type thing.

• 31:30Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes, so that's fun. But um, yeah, the editing of the special is harder than the two years on the road.

• 31:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Tedious.

• 31:38Hannah Berner?

  Tedious. And like, there's nothing worse than having to judge yourself.

• 31:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:42Hannah Berner?

  Cuz I try to come from a place of self-love.

• 31:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Watching yourself.

• 31:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and having to be like, this is good enough, this isn't good enough.

• 31:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Listening to your own voice back, you're like, great, I'll never speak again in public.

• 31:52Hannah Berner?

  My laugh, like, when I do a random laugh. My laugh in the background of Instagram stories, that was the first.

• 31:57Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's so funny is because I've gotten so close to my brother's girlfriend, she's like, truly one of my best friends, and when I first met her, she has the most insane laugh I've ever heard in my life.

• 32:09Hannah Berner?

  I love her laugh. I fuck with girls with a laugh that you're like, did that just come out of you? That's, I fuck with that.

• 32:16Paige DeSorbo?

  To the point where I've looked at her before and been like, we're in public, Amanda, like, you have to shut the fuck up.

• 32:21Hannah Berner?

  See, I'm like, finally, I'm getting the respect I deserve. I'm like, that's the laugh. Anything less than that is, I don't want.

• 32:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It's changed my whole life, because now when I'm with her and we're laughing,

• 32:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 32:32Paige DeSorbo?

  whatever we're laughing about immediately becomes 10 times funnier because I can tell by the range of her laugh, how good of a time she's having, and it makes me have a better time. And it's like, it's just the best thing ever.

• 32:46Hannah Berner?

  And that's the ethos of Giggly Squad.

• 32:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It kind of is. And I sent, I actually sent her a TikTok the other day. It was like, this girl made a TikTok and she was like, I just had the realization that there's a girl in the world that gets excited to see my brother's name pop up on her phone, and that's disgusting.

• 33:05Paige DeSorbo?

  And so I sent it to her and she like texted me, she was like, that was so fucking funny and Gary's so mad about it.

• 33:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause she must have like started playing and like immediately started laughing.

• 33:17Hannah Berner?

  I feel like your brothers want you to get along with their girlfriend until they don't. You know what I mean? Like it does too much and they're like, now I'm getting bullied.

• 33:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Man, me and Amanda, like when we go on our family vacation in Italy, it's as if I brought my friend.

• 33:31Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 33:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And then like my brother's there and I'm like, oh, you should like meet my friend, maybe?

• 33:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's, it's literally there. My brother didn't let me meet his girl at first when we were in college together. Cause he was like, I don't, let me just, and I'm like, okay, that's rude. Like he literally kept me away from her.

• 33:47Paige DeSorbo?

  There's so many things that my brother will do and I'll look at Amanda and I'll be like,

• 33:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I would leave.

• 33:54Hannah Berner?

  No, that's the one thing that does doesn't have parents or sisters. I have no one to look at and be like.

• 34:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. You want to hear something beautiful? It's like such a mental health moment. I truly lived my whole life being like, I wish I had a sister, like, I can't believe I don't, like, if I had a sister, I'd have like a built in like, friend that like always takes my side and like always has my back. And now to think that like one day I will have Amanda as my sister, like I already refer to her as like my sister in law, like if we're somewhere like, oh, that's like my, whatever. And so it really, it's kind of beautiful that like I'm getting given a sister.

• 34:33Hannah Berner?

  It's just crazy. Like I haven't been here your entire life. It's crazy how you erase me from history. Like at first I was like, this is cute. And then I was like, this is actually insulting and like attacking me.

• 34:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You have a sister in law.

• 34:46Hannah Berner?

  She's in Indiana.

• 34:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I know. Sorry. Okay. Well.

• 34:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, I'll, I'll accept Amanda into the sisterhood. I will.

• 34:52Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't live in the same city, so it's not like we're.

• 34:55Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Just you throw around best friend, sister, like very easily.

• 34:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I said sister.

• 34:59Hannah Berner?

  Wait, Grace, can you please rewind? Rewind the tapes? What did, rewind the tape?

• 35:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause I've gotten so close to my brother's girlfriend. She's like truly one of my best friends.

• 35:10Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Now we'll continue. Okay. Are you done trying to make me jealous?

• 35:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, I will say dating a guy that has sisters.

• 35:16Hannah Berner?

  You love them too.

• 35:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I love them too. I'm like, oh, wow. Now I have multiple sisters.

• 35:23Hannah Berner?

  Like I want you to get along with other people, but I feel like sometimes you're just like, I never had a connection with a girl like.

• 35:29Paige DeSorbo?

  This and I love her and she's here for me. I'm like.

• 35:34Hannah Berner?

  Who like, who am I to you sometimes? Like literally.

• 35:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You're my, my soul, my blood, sweat and tears.

• 35:41Hannah Berner?

  Good, cuz, good, thank you.

• 35:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You're on a different level. Do you know how many times I have to tell my other friends? Like, is she really your best friend? I'm like, no, I don't even know her.

• 35:52Hannah Berner?

  I'm such, I'm such a Leo.

• 35:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Like Stephanie will at least once every two months be like, who is your best friend though for real?

• 35:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and you be lying through your teeth to these bitches. You look so.

• 36:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, when it was Stephanie's wedding year, I had to be available.

• 36:09Hannah Berner?

  But I'm not, can I just say, I'm actually not a jealous friend.

• 36:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you're really not. I know, this is a bit. Also Stephanie's like a flying fuck.

• 36:16Hannah Berner?

  Also Stephanie and I talk shit about you behind your back.

• 36:18Paige DeSorbo?

  And she lives in Colorado, so I talk shit about it all the time. I'm like, I literally have a panic attack when I touch down in your state. That's why I can't go visit her.

• 36:25Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm actually so annoying though. Whenever I hang out with someone and they do something that's like similar to you, I'm like, oh, Paige does that. They're like, you're stopping. Like, stop. Um, one more thing about Mormons.

• 36:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:36Hannah Berner?

  Whitney Levitt is now like a chief creative officer, which I'm obsessed with that title. Like, put that on everyone. For the soda drink in New York.

• 36:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Genius, genius.

• 36:48Hannah Berner?

  I didn't know what this soda thing is.

• 36:50Paige DeSorbo?

  The dirty sodas.

• 36:51Hannah Berner?

  The dirty soda. They put like milk in it?

• 36:53Paige DeSorbo?

  They're putting everything in it.

• 36:55Hannah Berner?

  This soda isn't, isn't bad enough. Let's put more shit to give you diarrhea.

• 36:58Paige DeSorbo?

  They're at, yeah, like, it's almost like if you were to get like a vanilla Coke, like they're adding hazelnut.

• 37:04Hannah Berner?

  It's if you're a kid and your mom was like, hey, go fuck around at the soda station, put anything you want. And they're like, chocolate milk.

• 37:12Paige DeSorbo?

  They don't have coffee?

• 37:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the thing. They don't drink coffee in Mormon culture, but then they're allowed to do Adderall, which is just nerdy cocaine.

• 37:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:20Hannah Berner?

  So like, I don't know.

• 37:22Paige DeSorbo?

  But also soda has caffeine.

• 37:24Hannah Berner?

  As a girl with a sensitive stomach, like, one of those sodas would do more damage than like me taking, like LSD. Like, I would bash my head through while I'd be puking out of both holes.

• 37:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You could never do, well, you don't like.

• 37:38Hannah Berner?

  And I don't like soda.

• 37:39Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't do carbonation. Sometimes you'll do carbonation, but you really don't.

• 37:44Hannah Berner?

  Peer pressure, I will.

• 37:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 37:46Hannah Berner?

  Like, if you're with a new person, they're like, I'm gonna die coke, do you want one? I'll be like, yeah.

• 37:52Hannah Berner?

  I'm cool. I can hang. And then I'm like spicy, spicy, spicy, spicy.

• 37:58Paige DeSorbo?

  One of my favorite things to brag about you is that your body is so pure. I'm like.

• 38:03Hannah Berner?

  Not your mind.

• 38:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, you've never met Hannah, but she's never done a drug. She rarely drinks soda. She hates cigarettes.

• 38:09Hannah Berner?

  That's why your parents love me.

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like obsessed with.

• 38:12Hannah Berner?

  Your parents are like hang out with Hannah more.

• 38:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. That's why you don't age. That's why your skin is always glowing.

• 38:18Hannah Berner?

  Oh, stop. Now, stop.

• 38:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop. I talk to a lot about other people, so.

• 38:24Hannah Berner?

  Um.

• 38:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, look how telepathic we are. We both showed up in multicolored track jackets.

• 38:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah. Where's yours from?

• 38:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Saint Laurent.

• 38:34Hannah Berner?

  That is so sickening.

• 38:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it.

• 38:37Hannah Berner?

  So sickening. I love that when.

• 38:38Paige DeSorbo?

  And they have a little Morgan Stewart jean on.

• 38:41Hannah Berner?

  So good. I'm wearing my Lululemon Indian Wells limited edition.

• 38:45Paige DeSorbo?

  That is cute. Oh, are you like interested in what is going on this week? Got the golf stuff? Cause I know you love, you're like, you love old man.

• 38:56Hannah Berner?

  Stuff, yeah. I love retired sports. It's very powerful. I think more girls should get involved in retired activities.

• 39:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:03Hannah Berner?

  It channels rich.

• 39:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Men.

• 39:05Hannah Berner?

  Men. And that's our vibe. Um. I'm watching tennis. When golf comes on, I'll, I'll watch it. I don't know.

• 39:11Paige DeSorbo?

  But you're not like.

• 39:12Hannah Berner?

  Oh, the like masters or something?

• 39:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't, I don't know.

• 39:15Hannah Berner?

  There's like a masters every week. All I know is Tiger Woods is, he's out in these streets.

• 39:19Paige DeSorbo?

  That's the only reason I knew about it was because I kept getting Tiger Woods videos and it's like, I think he was supposed to be in it.

• 39:25Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of sports and algorithms that haven't hit us. Oh my God.

• 39:32Hannah Berner?

  There's a chess documentary.

• 39:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 39:34Hannah Berner?

  Something that you are way too beautiful and cool to ever click on. Not me though. No, it's called Untold Chess. And it's basically a fight with like a bunch of geniuses. And apparently it happened a couple of years ago, but never came across my algorithm. Like Des was like, yeah, you didn't hear about this? I'm like, it never got to like Gen Z millennial girl. TikTok.

• 39:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that you put in Gen Z. Sorry, it never got to us younger folks. He's like, you're almost, you're 35 Hannah.

• 40:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, when you say it like that, it's crazy, but I am Gen Alpha.

• 40:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, we should be mothers. Society is like, have a baby!

• 40:13Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm too old to have a kid!

• 40:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, we're in track jackets.

• 40:19Hannah Berner?

  I am at the point, though, I did see someone wear something the other day, and I was like, "Oh, like, where's the rest of her outfit?" And I'm like, "I'm turning into my dad."

• 40:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, every single day, I have impending doom that, like, I'm not evolving as a person. And I think that is just being a woman in society. Like, every day, I'm like, "Am I evolved?"

• 40:36Hannah Berner?

  See, I'm like, I'm evolving too much. I miss the bliss. I miss the lack of self-awareness. But this chess documentary is so good. Okay, so there's this guy named Magnus.

• 40:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course!

• 40:47Hannah Berner?

  Of course!

• 40:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Because in what situation would his name be anything else?

• 40:51Hannah Berner?

  It's literally, Magnus is the greatest chess player of all time. Also, like, he's the nerdiest nerd, but like, happens to be like, kind of Disney prince hot, like, accidentally. Like, he has like, kind of a flow in his hair, and like, accidentally, really hot. Like, when he speaks, you're like, "Oh, this guy's never spoken to anyone but a rook."

• 41:12Paige DeSorbo?

  But a what?

• 41:13Hannah Berner?

  A rook is a, is a...

• 41:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop. Stop!

• 41:18Hannah Berner?

  You're like, your hot girl brain's malfunctioning. You're like, "What?" So, okay, so he's beating everyone. Like, he'll beat people blindfolded.

• 41:26Paige DeSorbo?

  How old is he?

• 41:27Hannah Berner?

  He's now like, in his 30s.

• 41:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 41:29Hannah Berner?

  And he has been beating people since he's like, 10. He's ranked number, there's a whole ranking system. Okay, so then there's this thing called chess.com, where all of them train. Like, chess.com is where they all are. They also stream it, so you could watch people playing chess. Never crossed my desk. I know this stuff was going on.

• 41:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No. This is like, ass jeeves. Like, what? Chess.com? Guys, get a grip. Can you think of something better?

• 41:53Hannah Berner?

  So there's this guy that left his family. He's like, "I left my family and went to New York." They were in Connecticut. He literally took, he took a train. My God. He's talking like he left, like...

• 42:04Paige DeSorbo?

  That is the only way I want my chess guys to talk, though. Like, they mustered up the courage to get on the L I R.

• 42:14Hannah Berner?

  He paid twenty dollars. And he basically, they show his room, it's like disgusting, but like literally how my room looks. And he just all day long, like will go thirty hours, just like learning chess moves and playing chess.com. And on chess.com, when you beat people, your ranking gets higher. And he's this new age of chess player where he like gets emotional, like he'll be like yelling and stuff.

• 42:37Paige DeSorbo?

  They're ranking people on this website and you can be anyone from anywhere. You're not considered like a professional?

• 42:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but when you play a professional, like to be able to play a professional, you have to be ranked really high. But it's like, they practice all day, these guys, this is all they do. Cause there's like a trillion different chess move scenarios and you like will never master it.

• 42:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like what are they pulling in?

• 42:58Hannah Berner?

  Apparently, like, well, it's very like, they'll go to Monaco, they'll go to Miami and do these like

• 43:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Tournaments?

• 43:04Hannah Berner?

  Tournaments, you could win like hundreds of thousands of dollars.

• 43:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Are people betting on chess?

• 43:09Hannah Berner?

  Probably, that's probably where there's a lot, there's, when I tell you, I was like, where have I been? And, and of course, it's all men, which makes me immediately, yeah.

• 43:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Just gonna say, the men have so many opportunities for hobbies, because they have so much fucking time.

• 43:23Hannah Berner?

  Well, also, they literally said, like in the seventies, that like women weren't smart enough to do chess. But like, women are, sorry, we're busy fucking like raising the future of our world.

• 43:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Mrs. Women of STEM of the Week, we have a woman on the goddamn moon, haven't set us.

• 43:40Hannah Berner?

  I need formally apologize to the academy for forgetting to put the women on the moon in Women of STEM of the Week. That was my bad, that was my oversight, we learn, we grow, I apologize.

• 43:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally started laughing to myself last night, and I'm like, we have a whole podcast uplifting, uplifting Women of STEM.

• 43:58Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, there was a funny clip of apparently like the president called them and he was like going on like a long rant. And I was like, these motherfuckers left Earth to try to get a break from reality. And you're stuck on a Zoom meeting, having to listen to someone talk for two, I would be like, I'm in space right now. Like, I'm, how far away can I get away?

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I'm a little busy floating. I'm like, can I call you back?

• 44:21Hannah Berner?

  How did you get this number?

• 44:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Spam will find you anywhere.

• 44:26Hannah Berner?

  They're like, hi, you have a loan that you need to pay.

• 44:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 44:28Hannah Berner?

  So anyway, this guy is chess.com realizes he's kind of like getting a lot of attention, this up and coming guy.

• 44:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:35Hannah Berner?

  And it's like, good for chess.com. So he becomes like a chess influencer where they kind of like help his career. And he, he yells when he wins and he's like, and everyone else is really like nerdy. So this guy's like, I mean, he's nerdy too.

• 44:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm all for this.

• 44:49Hannah Berner?

  There's no levels of nerd.

• 44:50Paige DeSorbo?

  The generations are getting dumber and we need to get back to classical, smart people think, people need to listen to classical music.

• 44:58Hannah Berner?

  Where did Tic Tac Toe go? Whatever happened to Hangman?

• 45:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember when you were little and you'd play like memory games for fun? Bring it back.

• 45:05Hannah Berner?

  Battleship? That taught us about adversity.

• 45:08Paige DeSorbo?

  To be more, yeah.

• 45:10Hannah Berner?

  Cause we used to know how to lose. Anyway.

• 45:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:13Hannah Berner?

  Um, so he then is like at the end of high school and he goes, fuck this. I'm going to Europe and I'm going to just play a ton of tournaments.

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  This is just like the Marty Supreme.

• 45:22Hannah Berner?

  Actually, you're so, I mean, Timothy Chalamet's going to play this guy in a movie. I'm telling you. So he.

• 45:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I know people were really hating on Timothy Chalamet like a couple of weeks ago, but I do want to say like, as someone who did watch all the movies that were nominated. I did think he, his performance was really good. The guy didn't love the whole movie, like the plot was interesting.

• 45:46Hannah Berner?

  Page pick me to Sorbo. How is no one called you that? How is that such a good?

• 45:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I think cause I tell men to shut the fuck up to their like faces.

• 45:56Hannah Berner?

  We'd never.

• 45:57Paige DeSorbo?

  That like.

• 45:57Hannah Berner?

  Pick me's never even come through people's.

• 45:59Paige DeSorbo?

  But I've definitely made a lot of pick me moves in my life before.

• 46:04Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent.

• 46:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 46:05Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent. So anyway.

• 46:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not stronger than the patriarchy. I'm one woman.

• 46:09Hannah Berner?

  Page, pick me patriarchy to Sorbo.

• 46:13Hannah Berner?

  Patriarchy. Okay. I'll stop. I need to stop.

• 46:16Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:01Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:46Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:29Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:49Hannah Berner?

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• 49:32Hannah Berner?

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• 50:29Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:56Hannah Berner?

  So this guy goes to Europe and he starts winning all these tournaments and he's ascending the ranks.

• 51:01Paige DeSorbo?

  At what age is he now?

• 51:02Hannah Berner?

  Like 18.

• 51:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 51:03Hannah Berner?

  And he does have one month that he like weirdly doesn't do well, but all the other months he's killing it.

• 51:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 51:09Hannah Berner?

  And.

• 51:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe got the yips for a minute.

• 51:12Hannah Berner?

  Chess chess is like very elite where it's like people who are the top 10 chess players in the world. Like it's a community. You don't just like break into it takes like years. So these guys are all like, who is this fucking new guy in the group? It's so funny.

• 51:27Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so nerdy. I'm obsessed.

• 51:29Hannah Berner?

  You need to watch it and all the nerds are like, I've never heard of this guy. What is going on? Like I've never, he's the way he moves his rock. I've seen before. I've never seen this. And it's so funny nerds bullying other nerds.

• 51:41Paige DeSorbo?

  So it's.

• 51:42Hannah Berner?

  They're like, you're not part of this nerd club. So he finally gets to play Magnus, the number one guy.

• 51:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 51:50Hannah Berner?

  And somehow, some way he beats him and everyone is guffawed.

• 51:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:57Hannah Berner?

  And he has this like iconic line where he's by the way, talking trash, talking trash, talking trash. And at the end, after he beats him, they're like, what do you have to say? And he goes, I just let the chess speak for itself. And he walks away and I'm like, this is like rappers in a beef right now.

• 52:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like it's like a parody.

• 52:13Hannah Berner?

  It's so good. And I'm locked in at this point. Me and I almost said Trixie, which is my cat of two decades ago. Trixie's speaking through me, which we have to get to that later. Me and Butter are just loving it. So then they play again. He beats him again, but Magnus this time is like something's wrong. He says something's wrong. He walks out and he goes, it felt like I was playing a computer because a computer will always beat a human. No matter what, even if Magnus.

• 52:43Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a really scary sentence.

• 52:43Hannah Berner?

  I know. That was very scary.

• 52:45Paige DeSorbo?

  That was so darn can it's Friday.

• 52:47Hannah Berner?

  Everyone just watch iRobot. I know.

• 52:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, might he do that?

• 52:51Hannah Berner?

  We're gonna lose to the, to the robot aliens. Happy weekend. So he calls his dad and his dad's like, it's okay. You had a rough day. And he goes, something was weird.

• 53:01Paige DeSorbo?

  This is Magnus.

• 53:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Magnus is like, there's no way I could have lost to this guy again.

• 53:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Why am I like loving the name Magnus now? It's kind of hot.

• 53:09Hannah Berner?

  It's hot.

• 53:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Like if you're really hot and your name is Magnus.

• 53:13Hannah Berner?

  No one's ugly named Magnus.

• 53:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's also like, it's giving like your grandpa has a library.

• 53:17Hannah Berner?

  And at one point he goes, these Americans, they talk so much. Sometimes I'm like, use less words. And I was like, that was hot.

• 53:24Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so hot.

• 53:26Hannah Berner?

  Tell more men to use less words.

• 53:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 53:28Hannah Berner?

  So, he tells his dad, he's like, "I think he cheated." He then withdraws from the tournament, which, yeah, which is basically saying, "I think this guy cheated." So, the whole community has lost their mind. They're like, first, the number one guy goes down to this new guy. The number one guy is accusing him of cheating, and everyone, like, loves Magnus, so they're like, "What the hell's going on? How did he cheat?"

• 53:48Paige DeSorbo?

  How could you even cheat at a...

• 53:50Hannah Berner?

  So, that's what, the whole chess community is losing it. They're all these, like, guys on Twitch being like, "What could he possibly done?" They're analyzing all his movements. They're like, "Is he touching his hat?" But before they go in, there is security, like, they get scanned, like, they're not just walking in randomly. And they're, they're like, "It's not on his head. Is he looking at somebody's arm?" They're like, "What could it be?" Someone starts a rumor going, "Anal beads." They go, "He must have had anal beads in his butthole and used the vibrations to tell him what move to make."

• 54:19Paige DeSorbo?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 54:21Hannah Berner?

  So, that's what I said. It catches, it catches on.

• 54:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Every time I get this close to supporting a man, literally, immediately, they show me why I don't.

• 54:33Hannah Berner?

  The internet runs with this. It's on The Daily Show. I don't know where I was. I didn't hear it. And they just go, "Chess player beats number one chess player with anal beads. Anal bead chess player." It's everywhere.

• 54:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And everyone gets mad at me because they're like, "Paige, you think everyone's gay. You think every guy's gay." And I'm like, "Okay, but only because there's evidence."

• 54:52Hannah Berner?

  Now, by the way, I do think butt play should be more normalized in straight relationships, but I digress.

• 54:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Different conversation, different podcast.

• 54:59Hannah Berner?

  I have IBS, so it's not my place, but I'm saying in general for the culture. This guy then is like, "You fucking ruined my reputation." Whenever I say I'm a chess player now, they go, "Are you the anal beads guy?" So, he's fuming, but then he, after this...

• 55:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So, I'm livid if I'm him and it's not true.

• 55:16Hannah Berner?

  After this accusation, he loses...

• 55:19Paige DeSorbo?

  See, people can make up the craziest thing about you. It can be so not factual, and that's all people remember you for. And you're like, "I didn't even do that."

• 55:27Hannah Berner?

  The next couple of games, though, he loses, like, really bad. So, then it makes you think, like, was he doing something? And then he stopped doing it?

• 55:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I think he got nervous.

• 55:36Hannah Berner?

  And so, he was saying my head wasn't in the game, but like, he's getting his ass kicked, like, nine moves, he's getting taken out.

• 55:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No pun intended.

• 55:44Hannah Berner?

  So this documentary is basically both their sides of the story. So then Magnus is about to do a deal with chess.com. And chess.

• 55:54Paige DeSorbo?

  This is the only type of like, brand influencers I want from the men.

• 55:59Hannah Berner?

  That's the only thing you can, yeah, have a deal with.

• 56:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, be tied to something intellectual.

• 56:04Hannah Berner?

  Yes, chess.com, not lip plumper.

• 56:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like be tied to like your profession in some capacity.

• 56:11Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 56:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Not our stuff.

• 56:13Hannah Berner?

  Gas, like pipes.

• 56:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Plumbing?

• 56:18Hannah Berner?

  Plumbing.

• 56:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yup. Fixing refrigerator.

• 56:21Hannah Berner?

  Tires, cement.

• 56:27Hannah Berner?

  Sup guys, I got this new, um, Tony 20 for the new cement. It's smooth, really. Um, also, um, weed whacker. Anyway, I digress. So he, he basically goes to chess.com, chess.com says, you know what? We have to tell you something about this guy.

• 56:45Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what would be a really funny thing is like if BetterHelp, online therapy, like rounded up all the men on Bravo and did like a massive ad, it'd be great.

• 56:55Hannah Berner?

  Or they'd be like, proof that therapy doesn't work for everyone. We got our best therapist.

• 57:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Any online there.

• 57:02Hannah Berner?

  That would be an amazing.

• 57:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Funny ad.

• 57:04Hannah Berner?

  They should do like a sponsored series, giving therapy to all the like worst guys on Bravo.

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:10Hannah Berner?

  Or just any man who does reality TV. So the guy basically goes to chess.com and chess.com goes, we have to tell you something about this guy. He's been caught cheating before on chess.com when he was younger. Because you actually can just like Google moves while you're playing on chess.com.

• 57:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 57:28Hannah Berner?

  But chess.com has all these really great algorithmic ways.

• 57:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, chess.com is getting a lot of unpaid promotions.

• 57:35Hannah Berner?

  No, chess.com basically, they created, they were created.

• 57:37Paige DeSorbo?

  They run my life.

• 57:38Hannah Berner?

  In like 2005, they were created and everyone's like, there's no money in chess.com. Like, do you remember when everyone tried to get like apple.com? Like it was like the dot com bubbles? And they were like chess.com and everyone's like, you're fucking losers. During COVID, apparently chess.com blew up and now I'm talking about it. So the gigglers are about to play chess. The girls are loving chess.

• 57:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:57Hannah Berner?

  So, um, shout out to my dad, he taught me how to play chess. Cause he said it was like tennis, cause my dad's a feminist icon. But, um, I digress.

• 58:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I got brought to dance class.

• 58:05Hannah Berner?

  No, I know, you're just a, you're a victim. Like you actually are a victim. You could have been.

• 58:11Paige DeSorbo?

  A doctor.

• 58:12Hannah Berner?

  A doctor.

• 58:13Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't know.

• 58:13Hannah Berner?

  A surgeon.

• 58:14Paige DeSorbo?

  We have no idea.

• 58:15Hannah Berner?

  Definitely dermatologist.

• 58:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, a hundred percent dermatologist, okay.

• 58:18Hannah Berner?

  So chess.com is like, we're gonna use our algorithms that we use to test if people are cheating. Cause they called him once when he was like sixteen, they're like, we know you're cheating, you have to stop. And he was like, I'm sorry. But people used to cheat to like, get themselves to better levels.

• 58:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 58:32Hannah Berner?

  But they said he's cheated in like, over a hundred games. So this guy's capable of it.

• 58:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I might have dated him. In fact, he sounds similar.

• 58:41Hannah Berner?

  What's his number?

• 58:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I see a picture?

• 58:43Hannah Berner?

  He does actually at one point say, I'm not a good guy, I'm not a nice guy. And it kinda turned me on.

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Now you can't even trust the guys that are in the chess club? Like where have we?

• 58:55Hannah Berner?

  There's fuckboys in chess!

• 58:57Paige DeSorbo?

  That's it, I'm packing it in, that's it, I'm done.

• 58:59Hannah Berner?

  There's bad boys of after-school programs?

• 59:02Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like are you fucking kidding me Magnus?

• 59:05Hannah Berner?

  No, it was hot, the guy, he literally was like, I'm not a good guy. And I'm like, I've never had a guy say that.

• 59:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so.

• 59:10Hannah Berner?

  And that was honest and hot.

• 59:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Give us the ending.

• 59:12Hannah Berner?

  So, you're like, let's park this car.

• 59:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because now I'm like.

• 59:16Hannah Berner?

  So, long story short, literally he, they're like, we're gonna test if he cheated during these live games against Magnus.

• 59:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And the vib- the vibrational anal beads was real?

• 59:28Hannah Berner?

  They don't know if it's real, but they test it and they go, it doesn't look like he cheated in the games against Magnus. So everyone's kinda like, doesn't know what happened.

• 59:37Paige DeSorbo?

  How, how scientifically would the vibrational?

• 59:41Hannah Berner?

  Cause they'd be like, if he touched a, the, we, who knows? Like, no one really knows, but it would be like, if I do it twice.

• 59:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Or would it be somebody else watching?

• 59:49Hannah Berner?

  Someone else is watching and.

• 59:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And Googling and then like.

• 59:51Hannah Berner?

  And get telling him with vibration.

• 59:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Like Morse code?

• 59:53Hannah Berner?

  Yes, Morse code through anal beads. That's what we do on this podcast, actually, that's how I know when to agree or disagree.

• 1:00:01Paige DeSorbo?

  We've strayed so far from what the Lord wants.

• 1:00:03Hannah Berner?

  From the Holy. The Mormons were right. Just drink your weird soda and leave people alone.

• 1:00:10Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, we don't need to shove things up our asses.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  But I don't want to spread the rumor, because this could be false.

• 1:00:17Paige DeSorbo?

  It could be false.

• 1:00:18Hannah Berner?

  He hasn't really won a lot since. So there's, it's all kind of up in the air. People, I digress, but that was, I'm exhausted from that story. Like, that took a lot out of me.

• 1:00:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow, I'm really glad you told that, though, because how interesting.

• 1:00:31Hannah Berner?

  So interesting. And also, can I say one thing about Lip Plumper?

• 1:00:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:35Hannah Berner?

  I hate Lip Plumper.

• 1:00:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Hannah Berner?

  It hurts.

• 1:00:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I like it.

• 1:00:38Hannah Berner?

  I'm already dealing with enough, like, day to day. I don't have to, like, inflict pain on myself.

• 1:00:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember when I went through that phase where I put my thing in, my lips in that thing?

• 1:00:46Hannah Berner?

  That was so cute. It would work for, like, ten seconds. You'd look, like, gorgeous.

• 1:00:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I loved it. Forgot about that.

• 1:00:53Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, what happened to it?

• 1:00:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Definitely like in a drawer somewhere.

• 1:00:55Hannah Berner?

  It definitely caused COVID. All the girls putting their lips in it, like, not washing it.

• 1:00:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Wasn't good for, like, the circulation of my lips.

• 1:01:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, people said you had lip filler, so that was like-

• 1:01:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It lasted for, like, fifteen minutes. It wouldn't even-

• 1:01:09Hannah Berner?

  Literally fifteen minutes. You're like, get the cameras. Um, I do think if you like Lip Plumper, you're into BDSM, and I would never yuck someone's yum.

• 1:01:16Paige DeSorbo?

  If I feel like something is, like, painful, I feel like it's working.

• 1:01:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is not smart, because, like, sometimes I'll put something on my skin and it'll burn a little, and I'll be like, it's just working. And they're like, nope, you're allergic to that.

• 1:01:31Hannah Berner?

  Go to hospital.

• 1:01:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop using that.

• 1:01:33Hannah Berner?

  Go to, call a medic.

• 1:01:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Hannah Berner?

  Um, to, to wrap it up, I want to give us a mental health quote of the week from Saint Derry on, on TikTok. "Once you lame to me, nothing can unlame you. You laminated."

• 1:01:50Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so quippy, fun, clever. I don't call people lame enough.

• 1:01:57Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. You know what word I want to bring back?

• 1:02:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:01Hannah Berner?

  Which is, I think, like, my nan and pop would say, lowlifes. Bunch of lowlifes.

• 1:02:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's, I think that might be a big thing in, is that a big thing in Italian-American?

• 1:02:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they're just like, it's their lowlife.

• 1:02:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she's a lowlife.

• 1:02:15Hannah Berner?

  Lowlife, you're done.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Imagine the Italians just coming over and being like, hey, let us just better your lives with this food.

• 1:02:22Hannah Berner?

  The Irish were like, we'll stick with the potatoes. Get the fuck out. Anyway, we're not getting into New York City immigration history right now. We love you guys. Thank you for giggling with us and we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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