Giggling about gauchos, grudges, and getting jumped

Paige wants to weaponize her incompetence and Hannah has been cooking. SHOP NEW MERCH!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:32Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people have my location.

• 0:40Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 0:49Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:05Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time, and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like, I love everyone, but like...

• 1:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:22Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 1:48Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 1:54Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:06Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need, we don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

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• 2:21Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:22Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 3:25Speaker 02

  Gary, fix your wifi.

• 3:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:37Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I've been getting messages saying, Hannah, how could you not say gangly and gigglers? I did, two episodes ago.

• 3:45Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's gone. I don't, I'm off that. That was so last week.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  We did a memoriam.

• 3:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Mercury in retrograde. I have other things happening.

• 3:54Hannah Berner?

  We did a memoriam called, "In the arms of angels, away from me." I was singing that all over the house, and Dez was like, "I'm gonna divorce you."

• 4:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's depressing, because you can't help but think of the dog commercial, and it's just like...

• 4:11Hannah Berner?

  No, how do they make the dogs cry in the commercial?

• 4:16Hannah Berner?

  It's like, did you put eye drops in that dog? I don't think dogs actually cry.

• 4:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like they do.

• 4:23Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I can't think about it. Oh, I cannot.

• 4:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, then let's start, let's start the week off with something that pissed me off.

• 4:29Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 4:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Because that always makes you happy.

• 4:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 4:33Hannah Berner?

  It brings me joy.

• 4:35Paige DeSorbo?

  It's simple, it's small, it's nothing to lose your head about.

• 4:38Hannah Berner?

  Well, those are the best ones.

• 4:39Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just something that I'm like, this is stupid, and I hate it, and it's pissing me off. What is the new thing with influencers on Instagram posting an outfit and then saying, "Comment, post, and I'll DM you the link"? Who the fuck put you in charge?

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  It makes me feel like we're in class.

• 5:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, first of all, I'm not even following you, so don't yell at me on my feed and tell me to do something. Second of all, you've now made an enemy of me, which means I will screenshot this, put it into Google Search Images, find it, and buy it, sans your link, just to show the brand that they're getting more traffic, not on your, you're pissing me off.

• 5:27Hannah Berner?

  Well, nowadays, I don't trust anything, so I'm like, are you gonna get my social security number if I, if I comment?

• 5:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, like, I'm not subscribing to your Substack to get, subscribe to our Substack.

• 5:41Paige DeSorbo?

  If you're not already subscribed.

• 5:43Hannah Berner?

  Which, by the way, is free. We don't charge on our Substack. It's for the girls.

• 5:46Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't charge. The internet is free. How dare you come in and try and monetize, or like, whatever you're doing with your engagement and this tomfoolery, this trickery.

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  To publicly comment, that's a humiliation ritual.

• 6:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd rather go into ChatGPT and suck up all the water just to spite you. That's how angry you've made me.

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  But then you look, there's like 400 comments, and I'm like...

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I see people I know. I go, guys.

• 6:19Hannah Berner?

  Guys, have some coo.

• 6:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, don't do that.

• 6:23Hannah Berner?

  But it is kind of gatekeepy, too. It's gatekeepy to be like, you have to jump over this wire and trip over this banana peel in order to get...

• 6:33Paige DeSorbo?

  In the same vein, if I see one more goddamn video of someone catching their boyfriend cheating to find out it's an ad, all I've got invested.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed with your algorithm. I haven't seen one of those videos.

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, wait a second, I thought we were pulling up to this side bitch's house. And then all, then you're gonna throw a hashtag ad at the bottom of the...

• 7:01Hannah Berner?

  Cheating 20, if you want this new toothpaste.

• 7:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm livid. I'm livid about it. I've gone into part twos.

• 7:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, also, now there's these AI ads of like, made-up dramas, and I keep being like, not interested, not interested.

• 7:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I'm very interested in those.

• 7:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell me why I find myself watching like an AI, like, full story that you can't fast-forward. I know, I know, but they're so compelling.

• 7:36Hannah Berner?

  Robot love is love, too.

• 7:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I was born in the wrong time, because like, I'm sorry, I know that I fight against the patriarchy twice a week, but if you had put me in a house with four kids, a cigarette, and some Quaaludes, and a telenovela, no, I would have thrived. I would have thrived, okay? I, I would have been Martha Stewart before Martha Stewart. I would have been creating marijuana brownies for the other housewives midday.

• 8:11Hannah Berner?

  How do I watch this, like, this is Desperate Housewives, actually.

• 8:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but like, it's the time period.

• 8:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's the time period. I also, I would have just burned the house down and then been like, call, call the crazy, the crazy wife.

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  What would your character have been?

• 8:29Hannah Berner?

  Ooh, I love this game. I would have been like, well, also, your husband would have been secretly gay.

• 8:35Paige DeSorbo?

  For sure.

• 8:35Hannah Berner?

  For sure.

• 8:36Paige DeSorbo?

  We would have been like the best-looking couple on the block.

• 8:39Hannah Berner?

  Yes, but like, you never touched each other.

• 8:41Paige DeSorbo?

  He goes on a fishing trip every weekend, every weekend.

• 8:46Hannah Berner?

  With the same one guy.

• 8:49Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like, okay.

• 8:50Hannah Berner?

  You and Dawn, again? How many fishing trips do you need?

• 8:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You've brought home zero fish.

• 8:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You've brought, literally, the cooler is empty every Sunday. But I would have like, I would have gone with it. You want to know why I would have gone with it? Because it wouldn't have been accepted, so I would have covered for him.

• 9:12Hannah Berner?

  Yes, and then you would have been like, it's us against the world.

• 9:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:16Hannah Berner?

  Although other women are jealous of me because of my amazing recipe of ravioli.

• 9:22Paige DeSorbo?

  People wouldn't talk about my lemonade. That's how like, in this bitch I'd be.

• 9:26Hannah Berner?

  See, I would have been trying to do town hall meetings, trying to start a women's suffrage movement.

• 9:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you'd start like a neighborhood watch.

• 9:33Hannah Berner?

  And finally, some of the girls would be like, you know what, we actually don't want this, and we need to get Hannah out. And then I would be like, okay, well, I have nowhere to go.

• 9:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like you'd like come over to my house and be like, are you high? And I'd be like, are you not? How are you dealing with four kids?

• 9:49Hannah Berner?

  No, I would come over to your house, make a plan for us to overtake the suburban patriarchy, and you would agree because you're high, and then in the morning, you'd be like, lose my number.

• 10:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, another thing that pissed me off.

• 10:04Hannah Berner?

  You said there was one. I like when you under promise, over deliver, because when you say you have five, you can never live up to it.

• 10:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, again, I've been up for hours. I'm two coffees deep. I worked out. I like. I'm getting, I'm getting going on my Monday because I had a reset weekend all weekend.

• 10:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Wait, what pissed you off? I don't want you to forget.

• 10:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Somebody DM'd me and was like, if you thought Love Island this season was like a hint of red pill, you have to watch the newest season of Married at First Sight.

• 10:39Paige DeSorbo?

  This is one you could get into. This is one you could get into because it's, it's so outlandish that you're like, oh, casting was given a very specific type of character that they want this show to like.

• 10:57Hannah Berner?

  Is it religious?

• 10:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not so much religious that it is controlling 101. Like it is, like there was a friend. It was so crazy that it was funny. Like, like I found myself laughing at so many different parts because I was like, surely this guy is like playing a character and seeing if he can like get away with it on TV. Very innocently, one of the guy that was, is supposed to get married, one of his friends just casually says, oh my God, like what if she's not into sports, which is a concern of mine. So I found it relatable. My ears perk up. I look up from my phone.

• 11:39Hannah Berner?

  I look up from my phone.

• 11:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a great phone show.

• 11:45Paige DeSorbo?

  And he goes, the guy goes, not a problem. I've trained some of the world's best athletes. He's not a trained, there's.

• 11:53Hannah Berner?

  Wait, is he talking about what if she's like not good at playing sports herself?

• 11:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like his friend was like, what if she's not interested in like doing all the insane sports you just listed? And he was like, well, if she's not, I'll train her.

• 12:07Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 12:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I'll just, he was like, I've trained so many great athletes. He's so scary and triggering that like, it's not even red pill. It's like this is, this is almost like an exception to the rule. Like this is not the norm.

• 12:24Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's also kind of giving gay. Like if you want her to be so good at sports, date a football player.

• 12:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Right.

• 12:33Hannah Berner?

  Where can people watch Married at First Sight?

• 12:36Paige DeSorbo?

  It's on Peacock, which is, Peacock has actually been keeping me very fed. I just watched this other show. You would hate it. It's a period piece. It's called like Seeking Persephone. Yeah, you would hate it. You would literally hate it. It was just like a little four part, four part little ditty. Nothing, nothing really.

• 12:56Hannah Berner?

  Did you just say ditty?

• 12:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, nothing really that groundbreaking, but I love a period piece.

• 13:00Hannah Berner?

  Wait, speaking of, I love a summer. I love a horse. I love a period piece. Speaking of groundbreaking. It's been years.

• 13:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:10Hannah Berner?

  It's been decades. We finally.

• 13:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 13:14Hannah Berner?

  We finally put out.

• 13:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Merch.

• 13:16Hannah Berner?

  Merch.

• 13:17Paige DeSorbo?

  What has been keeping us?

• 13:19Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we've gone through a lot throughout the years with merch. We've had many different.

• 13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  We've had a lot of change.

• 13:25Hannah Berner?

  Changes and stages and vibes and we're also very picky when it comes to merch. We both love everything. We brought back some, we listened to the comments a lot. So when you guys are like, we need to bring this back.

• 13:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I loved everything so much, I brought it to Italy, lost it in Italy.

• 13:44Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God.

• 13:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Found it when I unpacked because I put it in a secret compartment to not forget it and I forgot it.

• 13:49Hannah Berner?

  I hate when you're too smart for your own good.

• 13:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. I know.

• 13:54Hannah Berner?

  You became a CIA agent in that moment when you were packing and then you were, well, you also were dehydrated and fighting for your life at the time. You couldn't find a small compartment. But also maybe we don't need so many compartments when we're packing page.

• 14:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I love a, I love a.

• 14:12Hannah Berner?

  I love a compartment. I love a pouch. I love a horse.

• 14:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a pouch. I love a packing cube. No, I love a thing inside of a thing.

• 14:20Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of Housewives, I cannot stop listening to, um, gorgeous, baby gorgeous, your energy is magic, magic. And then people were making fun of her because she was like, if you listen to the lyrics, it's really helping people. And people were like writing the lyrics. They're like, that's helping people. I'm like, don't judge what helps people. Don't judge it.

• 14:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Being a pop star of any, any magnitude, I envy so much. It's something that like I personally know that it's not like I could never do. I'm not getting up and singing anywhere. But like in my head, like every girl have I dreamt of like commanding a stage and being a pop star. I think there's a lot of professions that Bravo people have like crossed over into and like excelled, like comedy, writing, acting, you know, all the things. We haven't gotten like a legit pop star yet.

• 15:19Hannah Berner?

  But look, we've had Erica Jane.

• 15:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, but I'm talking Sabrina Carpenter level, like something where people are like, she was on Bravo.

• 15:29Hannah Berner?

  Bite your fucking tongue. Luann Dela Seb's.

• 15:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I thought you were gonna say my Lord and Savior Sheena Shay.

• 15:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm saying Sheena Shay is the closest thing we've had so far. I'm talking pop star who goes on tour.

• 15:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Melissa Gorga, a banger of a song, but then she never did any, anymore.

• 15:54Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

• 15:56Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm waiting. It has, it has to be someone from like, it has to be a young.

• 16:01Hannah Berner?

  It might be Next Gen. Maybe it's Brooks.

• 16:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'd love to see it.

• 16:05Hannah Berner?

  No, I feel like he's too, he's too quiet, laid back, chill. He doesn't want to be dancing on stage. Well, Meredith is like DJing, right? I feel like she's doing a really good job.

• 16:16Paige DeSorbo?

  This is gonna sound like narcissistic and like I need like real moms to weigh in. Do you ever like sit and think like, what's your child's going to accomplish?

• 16:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I just fear that she's gonna be haunted like me by never ending expectations and pressure.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And do you want to know what my mom says to that? She says, if you have no expectations, that's exactly what you get. If you have high expectations, that's what your child will give you.

• 16:42Hannah Berner?

  My Lord and Savior Kim DeSorbo.

• 16:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And so I like, the closer and closer I get to like being someone's mother and like not someone's child, I fear that I'm gonna be psychotic.

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  Well, my one piece of advice as someone who had parents like your parents, who I think we have been able to chase a lot of dreams because our parents at no point gawked at any idea we threw at them.

• 17:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Great use of gawk.

• 17:09Hannah Berner?

  Gawk. They like, like, I was like, mom, I want to be a comedian. She was like, oh, she was never like, oh. Even when I was like, oh, I got it. I asked, I got asked to do a show. She was like, maybe you shouldn't, but like I support you. Like at no point were our parents like, baby, don't have it in you. Never came out of Kim DeSorbo's mouth. Never came out of Gary's mouth, that's for sure.

• 17:28Paige DeSorbo?

  If anything, she was like, and be the Prince of England. Like I don't.

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  But I would say if you push your kid too hard into something that they don't actually enjoy.

• 17:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Hannah Berner?

  As someone who's seen this a lot in the tennis world, like you, you get a kid who's talented. If they fall out of love with it, they're not going to reach their potential. So you have to make sure that like.

• 17:54Paige DeSorbo?

  They like it.

• 17:54Hannah Berner?

  They like it. So let them.

• 17:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Whenever you're pushing them in, make sure they like it.

• 17:58Hannah Berner?

  Or like give them some options and see what they naturally gravitate towards and then be psychotic with it. Be like, you fucking chose it. And then like, but I'm crazy. Like Taylor Strucker had a kid who, I don't know. She looks kind of athletic to me. She is like, she's like six months old, but the way she was navigating her, I don't know. And I was, I looked at her, I said.

• 18:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like her hand eye coordination at this age.

• 18:21Hannah Berner?

  And I said, can I talk to you for a second? And I pulled Taylor down to the side. I said, you gotta take tennis balls. You gotta just roll it towards her.

• 18:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know what's so funny? Because like you think that you can spot athletes and I genuinely think that I can spot like a certain type of talent.

• 18:36Hannah Berner?

  Are we baby agents?

• 18:38Paige DeSorbo?

  There's certain people I've seen over the years on the internet, met in real life, where I've in my head been like, you're gonna be huge. Like, you have sauce.

• 18:47Hannah Berner?

  I feel like we both have that.

• 18:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:49Hannah Berner?

  We both have this like, yeah, that person's got it.

• 18:52Paige DeSorbo?

  That's very interesting.

• 18:54Hannah Berner?

  But we would be such bad agents.

• 18:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, speaking of the tennis world, I must bring up Paige Lorenz and Tommy Paul's wedding.

• 19:02Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 19:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought one of the most gorgeous weddings I've seen on the internet in years.

• 19:09Hannah Berner?

  Wow. And explain.

• 19:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought everything was so perfectly, like, not overdone. It all flowed. It gave a very, like, preppy, old money vibe. It gave very... Someone said it was at Nate Archibald's house in Gossip Girl, like, his country home. I just thought it was beautiful. I thought her dress was gorgeous. And then, do you know Shay Sullivan? On TikTok? She's blonde.

• 19:38Hannah Berner?

  Maybe.

• 19:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know what... I don't know if she was, like, on a Season of Love island, or if she's just like a famous TikToker or whatever. But she got married too, and...

• 19:47Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, I think I saw that.

• 19:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, she looked like a literal princess out of a storybook.

• 19:53Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so you're loving what the girls are putting out right now.

• 19:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm loving it. You know, here's the thing, the thing, I don't ever get involved in wedding TikTok drama, because I'm, like, not planning a wedding. I've never been a maid of honor. Like, I'm not... I'm... I feel a little bit removed from it, so I never get, like, deep in the drama of it.

• 20:12Hannah Berner?

  You were my maid of honor.

• 20:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You didn't have bridesmaids.

• 20:16Hannah Berner?

  You caught my bouquet, and we cheated. It was a pre-planned bouquet toss. That's...

• 20:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I did steal the photographer at one point, so...

• 20:26Hannah Berner?

  My whole album is you on my wedding day.

• 20:29Paige DeSorbo?

  But the girls get torn apart. Torn apart. And I'm not talking, like, third-party anonymous forums. I'm talking, right in their comments, why would you do your hair like that? Like, it's such an interesting, like, realm to watch, because it's truly such a good example of, like, women just hating on women.

• 20:50Hannah Berner?

  Girl-on-girl crime.

• 20:51Paige DeSorbo?

  You can't describe your wedding as timeless, because then it's... then you're stupid. You can't... you can't say that you're different from other weddings, because who are you to think that you're unique? It's very... it's very accusatory. It's scary.

• 21:04Hannah Berner?

  I'm so annoyed that you're telling me this, because I was about to say, on my feed, one thing I liked about Paige's wedding is that I feel like a lot of the... Say what you want about New York City influencers, they have each other's back. Like, they were posting, gridposting, how fucking beautiful is my friend's wedding? And in that moment, I felt a real sense of love and community. And I'm like, girls need to uplift other girls, because it just makes us all stronger and powerful. Like, when men get successful, they all just form, like, like, these, like, crews, and then just, like, continue to grow, where I feel like women, someone gets successful, and they're, like, try to, like, batter down.

• 21:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I agree. I feel like I see them on Instagram, and I'm like, yeah, like, they're being nice to each other, because you guys are so mean to them.

• 21:57Hannah Berner?

  But that is, like, the patriarchy is, we talk about all the time, and we say we're angry at the men, but at some point, we have to learn from the men and how they support each other. And, I mean, Giggly Squad is two girls supporting each other. We wouldn't be here without each other.

• 22:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Why did my head just go two girls, one cup?

• 22:19Hannah Berner?

  And that's why we haven't overcome the patriarchy.

• 22:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm like, you're showing my age.

• 22:25Hannah Berner?

  That literally ruined my childhood.

• 22:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly, that was a millennial, like, why did we do that?

• 22:31Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I have to add that to my bit about why millennials have TMJ. MySpace top eight, two girls, one cup.

• 22:39Hannah Berner?

  Why was that put into the mainstream?

• 22:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because why was everyone passing it around, and why was there no dis...

• 22:44Hannah Berner?

  It's sixth grade. You know, I never watched it, because I'm a pussy.

• 22:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you're such a little baby.

• 22:51Hannah Berner?

  I never watched it. I'm a prude baby. I said, I refuse to watch that.

• 22:55Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's so you.

• 22:57Hannah Berner?

  Because actually, at the end of the day, I'm saintly. Like, that's why Kim likes me, because I'm prude and safe.

• 23:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I remember watching it, being like, this is bad. I shouldn't be watching it. But I was like, obviously, I need to see what everyone's talking about for my own opinion.

• 23:12Hannah Berner?

  I had so much fun last night. Sorry to segue.

• 23:19Paige DeSorbo?

  It seems like a weird segue, because...

• 23:22Hannah Berner?

  Well, okay, so I went to this sushi place, and there was a giggler who worked there. Actually, there is kind of a segue. And I was like, how, like, what's your favorite sushi? And she was like, oh, I don't eat sushi. But she worked at the place. I was like, that's iconic. But like, at least, if I worked at a sushi place, I would have mercury poisoning.

• 23:43Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, eat this food? Gross.

• 23:45Hannah Berner?

  No, but I was like, okay. And she goes, no, I just have a really big fear of throwing up.

• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Not me.

• 23:51Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, okay, but... I guess she's heard, like, if you get sushi poisoning, you throw up. So she's like, I'm not risking that.

• 24:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, like, there's more scenarios in which you could get food poisoning from raw fish than the other?

• 24:06Hannah Berner?

  I mean, I think she's at the point where she has, like, a phobia, where she's not, like, critically figuring it out. She's just like, I don't fuck with that, you know?

• 24:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. She's keeping her walls up. She's protecting herself.

• 24:16Hannah Berner?

  That's what I felt about Two Girls One Cup. I was like, I'm not trying to throw up today.

• 24:23Hannah Berner?

  Also, it was fake, right?

• 24:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't... I don't think so. If you don't know what Two Girls One Cup is, we're certainly not going to explain it on this pod, because it was this... It's a personal situation.

• 24:38Hannah Berner?

  It must exist on the internet somewhere.

• 24:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Definitely exists somewhere. It was a video that went rampant in the year, what? What year was that? 2006? 2006, everyone was talking about it. Could have even been younger.

• 24:50Hannah Berner?

  It shaped us, our psyches.

• 24:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Now that the internet is so vast, and there's so many videos and so many trends, I feel like generations, like, there were certain things as a whole, as a generation, you heard and you knew. Are there things like that?

• 25:07Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is what's crazy.

• 25:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And I could list them. Sierra's a man. Two girls, one cup.

• 25:13Hannah Berner?

  The guy who sucks his own dick.

• 25:15Paige DeSorbo?

  The guy that sucks his... took his ribs out, sucked his own dick.

• 25:17Hannah Berner?

  Yep. This is... This was our pirate story. Our lore. I think there's another one.

• 25:26Paige DeSorbo?

  There's definitely another one.

• 25:28Hannah Berner?

  They have it now, but Two Girls One Cup, for example, that would have been viral for four days.

• 25:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 25:34Hannah Berner?

  And everyone would have moved on. It's like movies. Do you remember when, like, a movie would come out? Like, like Inception. When Inception came out, everyone was, like, talking about it for, like, four months.

• 25:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, The Devil Wears Prada 2? Done. Done. It felt like that was so quick. It was like, it's the premiere, and now it's like, we don't care.

• 25:51Hannah Berner?

  Like, when a movie would come out, like, when Pokemon the Movie came out, that was a year... I was celebrating for a year.

• 25:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Rugrats on an orange VHS? You got me fucked up. Why wasn't everyone doing colored VHS? I remember getting that VHS and being like, so the branding everywhere else just doesn't give a fuck?

• 26:12Hannah Berner?

  No, the higher you would get. Like, we had... we loved watching Power Rangers.

• 26:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't, like, I would watch it, but I didn't get, like, high off of Power Rangers.

• 26:20Hannah Berner?

  But like, some of the Power Rangers were hot.

• 26:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but it was a lot of action for me. Like, I was like, okay, like, take a seat.

• 26:28Hannah Berner?

  True.

• 26:28Paige DeSorbo?

  It wasn't my vibe.

• 26:30Hannah Berner?

  I watched a documentary that basically said, like, a ton of the Power Rangers are arrested or dead now.

• 26:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, childhood stars.

• 26:38Hannah Berner?

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• 27:21Hannah Berner?

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• 28:05Hannah Berner?

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• 28:47Hannah Berner?

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• 29:29Hannah Berner?

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• 29:42Hannah Berner?

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• 29:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat? Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse. Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 30:20Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to and consistency is a lot easier when your better for you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 30:34Paige DeSorbo?

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• 31:17Paige DeSorbo?

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• 31:59Paige DeSorbo?

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• 32:41Paige DeSorbo?

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• 33:27Hannah Berner?

  Side note, I had like, I was really enjoying the World Cup because the guys are so hot. And then the guy I was getting a crush on, um, at the end, strangled someone. So.

• 33:39Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I love a bad boy.

• 33:41Paige DeSorbo?

  That is like, you actually went through the perfect span of time with dating. Like, it started, what, four months ago?

• 33:50Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 33:51Paige DeSorbo?

  That you first saw. You didn't really get to know him till the last like two months. And then like when you're in it, you're like, and everyone loves you. Everyone, I've introduced you to all my friends. Like, it's amazing. We're definitely gonna start like fully dating. He choked someone.

• 34:05Hannah Berner?

  I like opened my phone and I was like, oh, my man's a little emotional right now. And then I'm like, oh, he's choking a man to death. Um, so I'm not proud of his actions and like, we have to have a talk?

• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:17Hannah Berner?

  Because it can't continue like this. I saw a headline. It was like, man choked someone. I'm like, not my crush. Not my crush.

• 34:24Paige DeSorbo?

  On the field?

• 34:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Or like in the wild in life?

• 34:27Hannah Berner?

  No, fully, like the game's over, took his hand to the guy's neck and like shook him.

• 34:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. No, the bar is so low. Could you imagine?

• 34:42Hannah Berner?

  Oh, also, uh, you know, I love Justin Bieber.

• 34:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:47Hannah Berner?

  It's just with great power comes great responsibility. Justin Bieber, for the halftime show of the World Cup, decided to just show up with a guitar.

• 34:56Hannah Berner?

  We cannot enable men to just take a guitar.

• 35:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Show up places. Show up outside of their own home in which they pay taxes.

• 35:08Hannah Berner?

  I don't want you showing up in your own home with a guitar.

• 35:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, I know, but.

• 35:13Hannah Berner?

  And I know these men saw that and were like, I could do that.

• 35:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And you have to stay alert because in the summer, there's a lot of random bonfires that happen in people's backyards. And that's almost like a silent call to them. They think there's something about the fire. It's because it's the devil. And so the devil comes out.

• 35:32Hannah Berner?

  Summoning evil spirits. And now with ChatGPT, you know, they're putting together, trying to impress you with some song made by robots.

• 35:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And we're not haters of music, but like take out a JBL

• 35:46Paige DeSorbo?

  portable speaker. They sell them everywhere, all shapes and sizes.

• 35:50Hannah Berner?

  Put on We Ride at John Spotify playlist, Angry Women playlist on Spotify and let it ride.

• 35:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't need a live performance while I'm trying to just enjoy a hot dog.

• 35:58Hannah Berner?

  Also, I don't know where to look when they're singing. I'm like, do you want me to make eye contact with you? Do you want me to look away? Am I supposed to be smiling? I don't know what to do with my hands. It's really worse than people singing Happy Birthday to me.

• 36:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, this is so off track, but I just thought of it and it's so Hannah-coded. I've been like, I think it's because in Italy, they don't really like believe in breakfast. Like, they have like a sweet breakfast and you, and I love a sweet, but like you truly can't do it every single day. And they're not big on eggs, which I just find surprising, but whatever. I'm not gonna debate the whole country on their breakfast practices. Who am I?

• 36:38Hannah Berner?

  Wait, they love a frittata.

• 36:40Paige DeSorbo?

  They don't really though. Like, from going to Italy for five years now, like, I will say, they don't wanna, they don't wanna do things.

• 36:50Hannah Berner?

  They don't wanna wake up early.

• 36:51Paige DeSorbo?

  They definitely don't wanna wake up early.

• 36:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 36:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And they don't wanna change. And who am I to make them change? But anyway.

• 36:58Hannah Berner?

  That's why they like making breads, because you can make that like anytime.

• 37:02Paige DeSorbo?

  They're all about like simple. Dishes are simple and it's a couple ingredients. But anyway, they could be doing scrambled eggs like so well, I feel like, and they're just like not. But recently, I have been putting cottage cheese in my scrambled eggs, like whisking it together and then Hannah, I'll never go back to like cream or milk or anything.

• 37:26Hannah Berner?

  Wait, someone messaged me that and I was like, how the fuck did I not think of that? Woman of the week, putting cottage cheese in your eggs because it's protein? Cheese.

• 37:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 37:36Hannah Berner?

  And you could get, you could use lactaid dairy-free cottage cheese if you want to get real careful.

• 37:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you want to know what else I've been fucking with heavy? Making my own overnight oats solely because I like the little containers that you do it in.

• 37:49Hannah Berner?

  Now it's giving trad wife. Now it's, now, do you put a little like, like, what are those napkins over it?

• 37:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I've been making them cute as fuck.

• 38:00Hannah Berner?

  Now you could charge them $20 at a farmer's market. Good for you.

• 38:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been unscrewing them, grabbing a spoon that's mini as well because it matches the cup and giving it to a man. And I want to kill myself.

• 38:12Hannah Berner?

  There is something like fun about it. You feel like you're conning him when you do it because you're like, I put a fucking napkin and I tied it around a jar and you're like, getting off to this.

• 38:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I'll do a trad wifey thing and I'll get mad at myself because I'm like, why can't I weaponize my own incompetence?

• 38:31Hannah Berner?

  Well, you have to talk to me. I tried to make coffee in the morning and he's like, you're not, this is not the right ratio. I'm like, oh no.

• 38:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, the taco seasoning doesn't go in yet. You have to give it a minute.

• 38:43Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so does? Okay, one thing about our marriage.

• 38:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:47Hannah Berner?

  He thinks it's like scientific, like he has like a disease. I think he just needs to grow up.

• 38:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 38:53Hannah Berner?

  He hates garlic.

• 38:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Grow up. Grow up.

• 38:59Hannah Berner?

  I come from an Italian family. He goes, oh yeah, I don't like garlic. I was like, oh, that's literally birthed me. I was birthed from a garlic cloth.

• 39:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, my perfume is garlic. I brush my teeth with it. Like, what?

• 39:13Hannah Berner?

  No, so he was like, no, it's just like a family thing. Like, my brothers don't like it. My mom doesn't like it. And I was like, no, why would you fucking marry an Italian? Because this is like in my veins.

• 39:21Paige DeSorbo?

  A family of freaks.

• 39:22Hannah Berner?

  So my mom gave us cucumbers from her garden because she's perfect.

• 39:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 39:28Hannah Berner?

  And we made these like, okay, this is turning into Bobby Flay. Be Bobby Flay. We got like pre-marinated skirt steaks. Hot take, skirt steak is the most underrated best steak out there. I digress. And it's affordable.

• 39:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I love thinking about it, wearing a skirt. Like, I'm like, oh, do.

• 39:46Hannah Berner?

  That's why you love a skirt steak.

• 39:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Tube top, center cut, like doesn't flow as well. Skirt steak.

• 39:54Hannah Berner?

  Skirt steaks are the drag of steaks. The drag queens of steaks.

• 40:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think of like some burly man who just like killed a cow and he was like, call this piece a skirt?

• 40:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, okay, yeah, I love it. With a ruffle? Sure.

• 40:12Hannah Berner?

  Pencil. So it was like a cumin skirt steak. And I was like, oh my God, what if we cut up some cucumbers, put in some Greek yogurt and made like a little, no, I know.

• 40:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Made a little tzatziki.

• 40:26Hannah Berner?

  No, literally. So I was feeling myself and then you have to season it and I.

• 40:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 40:32Hannah Berner?

  So I see that we have like salt, pepper, garlic powder. I'm like, I know he hates garlic, but I'm like, I'm gonna throw on some fucking garlic, right?

• 40:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Nobody can tell a garlic powder.

• 40:41Hannah Berner?

  This is me and Dez having a wild night.

• 40:45Hannah Berner?

  And my only job was to make this salad. So of course I like try to poison my husband.

• 40:51Hannah Berner?

  Like he's doing everything else. He's like, just make this salad. I'm like, okay. Um, he takes one bite. He goes.

• 41:00Paige DeSorbo?

  He can taste it that much?

• 41:02Hannah Berner?

  He was like, how much garlic did you put in that? I was like, I didn't put, first I tried to lie. I was like, I didn't put garlic.

• 41:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You were like, none.

• 41:08Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, well, maybe there was like a little bit. And he's like, this is all garlic. I had to make a separate one for him without the garlic powder.

• 41:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I wish I could have tasted it.

• 41:17Hannah Berner?

  It was so goo- it wasn't a lot of garlic. It was enough to just give it some je ne sais quoi.

• 41:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't have to tell me, girl.

• 41:23Hannah Berner?

  By the way, this is also marriage. I'm looking at the last text I sent Dez yesterday. Um, this is so marriage. It must've been at like 10:30. I just texted him, why is the door keep opening and closing?

• 41:38Hannah Berner?

  He comes in, he goes.

• 41:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Why do you keep breathing in and out?

• 41:44Hannah Berner?

  He's like, sorry, I was going outside and I came back in. I go, well, it's a lot of doors moving. I'm just trying to watch TV. Why are people moving?

• 41:58Paige DeSorbo?

  When I was little, when I was younger, I only like, I only paid attention when it was things that like perked my interest, like. So they, I would have specific words, like skirt steak is a great example. Like that would have piqued my interest. And when someone would come in and out of the house repeatedly, my grandma would always say, it's cross gates mall in here. Which is like our local mall.

• 42:21Hannah Berner?

  Literally what was happening. I mean, it was like maybe five door slams that I was like, okay.

• 42:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I say it to this day. I'm like, what is it cross?

• 42:29Hannah Berner?

  Cross gates mall. Also, it's me and him in the house. I'm like, how many people are frolicking around? That's like whenever we couldn't like open a door or something. My dad's always like, it's like getting into Fort Knox.

• 42:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's like a common one.

• 42:48Hannah Berner?

  You're like, okay, that's.

• 42:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I fear that is like.

• 42:51Hannah Berner?

  But like, what is Fort Knox?

• 42:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Fort Knox is like a military base. That's like, like a lot of security.

• 42:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Yeah. Well, they said it actually on Rhode Island. So I was like, it's like getting into Fort Knox. And I was like, oh my God, my, my grandpa says that. Um, speaking of old people.

• 43:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I love learning things from reality TV.

• 43:09Hannah Berner?

  That's the only way I learn. So at the sushi restaurant.

• 43:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah, we forgot about this girl.

• 43:14Hannah Berner?

  I sat next to the most iconic older lady to the point that I was like, I need to be her. Like I need to be in her body and be her. I find out she's, she's so glamorous. She's sitting there. She tells the sushi guy like all the things she doesn't eat, which was like, kind of like every fish. And he was like, gotcha. Um, and he like was making her shit and she's just sitting there. And she was telling me places to travel. And then I was like, where are you from?

• 43:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Like how old? Like eighties?

• 43:42Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 43:43Hannah Berner?

  I said, where are you from? She was like, Brooklyn.

• 43:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe you met yourself in the future.

• 43:47Hannah Berner?

  No, I was like, wait, I'm from Brooklyn. And she's like, where are you from? Like Park Slope. And she's like, I'm from Flatbush. And she's like, all these people want to move to Brooklyn. I want to get the fuck out of Brooklyn. She's talking about it. And then she goes, you know who I went to high school with? Judge Judy. So then I'm locked in. Then I'm not even eating my sushi at this point.

• 44:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait a minute.

• 44:12Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna have to tell me everything because.

• 44:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Everything.

• 44:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed with George, Judge Judy. And she was like, you know, one night she got too drunk. So we jumped her.

• 44:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It's always some bitch from high school. Like you're eighty, get over, it's always. Cause you know, a hater who's ever been stunning, has their bag, has ever hated on me. But like some old bitch is still gonna hate on Judy?

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  No, so then I took, Dez is like, what are you talking about? I'm like, you are gonna, you can never guess. This bitch jumped Judge Judy in high school.

• 44:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Imagine that's Judge Judy's origin story. She's like, and I'll stand for justice.

• 45:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's where I put down the mallet.

• 45:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, why? Did she say why they jumped her?

• 45:06Hannah Berner?

  Well, she said, if you get too drunk and you're embarrassing yourself, you're gonna get jumped. And I said, that's why people back then had character. Cause nowadays people just go behind usernames and talk shit. Jump someone's ass and let them know where you stand and fight it out. Also, I was like, Judge Judy. And then we didn't, there was no follow-up. I was like, okay.

• 45:28Hannah Berner?

  And then we just enjoyed the meal.

• 45:29Paige DeSorbo?

  My God.

• 45:31Hannah Berner?

  But like, this is why I fuck with old people. You're not gonna be sitting next to like a 24 year old and they're gonna have that kind of lore.

• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Jumping Judge Judy is a cra- it's also a crazy thing to like in the first meet, the first four minutes of meeting someone, like saying that. Also.

• 45:48Hannah Berner?

  Also jump saying, jumping someone, that's a, people don't do that anymore.

• 45:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Especially at eighty years old.

• 45:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Also going to school with someone who becomes, I'm talking like, A-list. Like, would you say Judge Judy's A-list? I would.

• 46:05Hannah Berner?

  Yes. She's, anyone in the world knows who Judge Judy is.

• 46:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like everyone knows who Judge Judy is.

• 46:11Hannah Berner?

  Does anyone know her last name? No. But neither, no one knows Cher's.

• 46:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah, I was just gonna say Madonna.

• 46:18Paige DeSorbo?

  It's been done before. Thinking about like, uh, but I'm sure there's people that hated Judge Judy, like growing up. There's, she's a human. Like she obviously had people she didn't get along with. But I always wonder what it's like going to school and like disliking someone and then seeing them become like,

• 46:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I'm sure there were people in high school with Kim Kardashian that was like, I hate you. Like Kim, you're never gonna be famous. Like things like that. I just always loved that lore.

• 46:49Hannah Berner?

  There always is. Cause like you don't try to be that famous unless.

• 46:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone's pissed you off.

• 46:55Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's too much work.

• 46:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember when Lady Gaga said that someone made like a Facebook group that was like, Stephanie, you will never be famous.

• 47:07Hannah Berner?

  But that's because they saw something in her.

• 47:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Girls are so diabolical when they're mad.

• 47:11Hannah Berner?

  Can we declare no more girl on girl crime, please? Next time you want to say something bad about another girl, say something bad about a man. Let's just, let's start with that. Well, I got on, of course, this like algorithm where this girl was like, imagine if we said we want to start taking away men's rights because they're the most, um, ninety eight percent of violence is coming from them. And we just don't think they should have rights and they shouldn't vote.

• 47:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw a TikTok and it was a girl posting and it was like her face and it was like her looking beautiful. And the caption was just like, this and like hitting him in the face. And like, and the comments were all girls being like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And some guy commented and was like, okay, but like, wouldn't be cool if we posted that. And it, and everyone like replying to him was like, you murder us. Like it's only funny to girls because they don't do it. And it was just an interesting.

• 48:09Hannah Berner?

  It's, I was, someone was saying like, girls don't, like statistically, girls don't murder. Like that's not our thing.

• 48:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, cause we can control our emotions.

• 48:17Hannah Berner?

  But we also can like, will like emotionally like terrorize you.

• 48:22Paige DeSorbo?

  We put it into needlepoint.

• 48:23Hannah Berner?

  Yes, but we will not murder. But they said the only time it's murder, like pretty much a hundred percent of the time murder, I love putting out stats, is based on like, we've been abused for years and it's reactive abuse.

• 48:36Paige DeSorbo?

  There's not a lot of crime of passion with women. It's more, the crimes of passion are more with men. But there's obviously definitely crimes of passion.

• 48:44Hannah Berner?

  But then what's weird about ma- men is like, my man like strangled some guy yesterday and I swear they're probably getting beers today. Which like, that has to be studied.

• 48:54Paige DeSorbo?

  They have a low IQ.

• 48:58Hannah Berner?

  Well, the headers that they do in soccer, that's no one's talking about CTE with that.

• 49:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And you want to know something else I don't respect men for? I think that they have a hard time holding a grudge. And I actually think seeing, I see holding a grudge as something really, um,

• 49:16Paige DeSorbo?

  you gotta have gumption, you know, you gotta have ambition to hold a grudge. You have to believe in something.

• 49:22Hannah Berner?

  It takes daily work to hold a grudge. You have to make a decision every day that you're gonna hold that grudge and stick to it.

• 49:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's discipline.

• 49:30Hannah Berner?

  If you can't hold a grudge, how can you hold a relationship?

• 49:32Paige DeSorbo?

  How can I trust you? There's not a person that you've hated for years? I can't trust you.

• 49:37Hannah Berner?

  Every now and then you do forget something, though. But it's because you have so, you have so many grudges, you actually have like too many things going on. And then you, but then you jump right back on, yeah, once you remember.

• 49:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Once someone reminds me of what that bitch did, I'm right back in the moment.

• 49:51Hannah Berner?

  Low key, I am so proud of myself, though, like, because it's starting to happen with me where you're like, do you remember when this person did this to you? And you forgetting that someone did something like horrible to try to ruin your life is such a win. Like, that person is so, like, small in your life that you forgot when you were the center of their existence to try to take you down, and you literally forgot that they did that.

• 50:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I have to limit my phone calls with Stephanie because she'll tell me things from high school and like I'll bring someone up and she'll be like, Paige, that person hates you. And I'm like, I don't recall. And she'll walk me through a whole story. I'm like, well, I gotta go. Like, that's traumatizing. I went through that? She's like, yeah. You were right there. Like, no.

• 50:37Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:22Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:49Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:32Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Head to wayfair.com and shop all things home. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R dot com. Wayfair, every style, every home.

• 54:26Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me is with the new season, I like to have a new personality. You never have to stick to one personality, and people don't talk about it enough.

• 54:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel, and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out, and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 54:47Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes, and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before, whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean. I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 55:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 55:09Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 55:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 55:24Hannah Berner?

  And then people forget that on Revolve, there's also beauty. They have menswear, they have home, and they have Forward Renew, which is pre-owned luxury handbags, and you know how much we love vintage.

• 55:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been recently loving Helsa's stuff. I feel like the first place I go to look is Revolve. And the number one thing I love about Revolve is order a bunch of stuff. Try it on in the comfort of your home. Easiest return ever. It's the only place I shop that I don't feel bad ordering extra stuff, because I'm like, I have the luxury of trying it on and having the easiest returns.

• 56:00Hannah Berner?

  And the shipping is so fast. And if you're like me and you don't know what you're doing two days from now, and then you're like, oh shit, I have a huge important dinner, use Revolve. It's so fast. And it's curated, so the website's really easy. I have been recently obsessed with, um, just like Norma Kamali. The capris that she has are so cute for fall, so comfy, stretchy, and perfect.

• 56:26Paige DeSorbo?

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• 57:00Hannah Berner?

  Also, I had a really cute date with my mom, but I just, we got pedicures.

• 57:06Paige DeSorbo?

  So she, she was priming your feet for the next time you see each other.

• 57:12Hannah Berner?

  But I have to say, my mom is so old school when it comes to pedicures. She comes in and the lady's like, do you want regular or gel?

• 57:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Does she bring her own color?

• 57:20Hannah Berner?

  No, that's camis.

• 57:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say, I could feel Lenore being like, I know my color.

• 57:25Hannah Berner?

  That's what Nana would do.

• 57:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, Nana would be like, I got the perfect one, you use this.

• 57:28Hannah Berner?

  That's what Nana would do. But, um, my mom goes...

• 57:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Nana's is like discontinued, but she ordered like 100 bottles.

• 57:34Hannah Berner?

  That's how she is with her lip stain.

• 57:38Hannah Berner?

  That she reapplies after every time she chews.

• 57:41Paige DeSorbo?

  She's got like a Givenchy from 19, like, 87.

• 57:44Hannah Berner?

  It's a shade that I've never seen before, and it only works on her face.

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It has like poisonous berries, that's why they don't make it anymore.

• 57:54Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like not FDA approved.

• 57:56Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 57:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Nineteen ninety-two, they ruled it illegal.

• 57:58Hannah Berner?

  It's been banned in Canada for sure.

• 58:02Hannah Berner?

  For sure.

• 58:04Hannah Berner?

  There's red dye forty. There's red dye forty. You can guarantee that. So my mom was like, I was like, we'll take gel. And she goes, well, I don't do gel. And I'm like, Mom, gel will last like, like a year on you. And she's like, but it causes cancer. And I was like, Mom, let's be fucking crazy today and just get gel. Okay. And she's like, okay, cool. So we get there and immediately I'm pressing the buttons. Like I'm fucking getting my

• 58:32Hannah Berner?

  look over. I'm like, Mom, press the, press the massage thing. Get the massage going.

• 58:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't.

• 58:37Hannah Berner?

  She was like, okay, I mean, okay. I'm like, that's the whole point of it.

• 58:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:41Hannah Berner?

  It's getting the back massage.

• 58:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to focus.

• 58:45Hannah Berner?

  I'm on my phone, though. I'm fucking, I'm sending emails. I'm, I'm texting. I'm like, doing whatever the fuck I am on my phone. Listening to music, whatever.

• 58:55Hannah Berner?

  Which is raw dogging or pedicure.

• 59:00Hannah Berner?

  Just staring straight forward. And that complete peace, like not weird. She's just enjoying the moment. And then I realized I'm being, I thought she was on her phone. I realized I'm on my, and then I put it down and I'm like, okay, I guess we can talk. But I'm like, she didn't even consider taking out her phone.

• 59:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Didn't even think of it.

• 59:17Hannah Berner?

  The good old days. You used to just get pedicures.

• 59:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Now I have like a to do list when I'm getting a pedicure. I'm like, great. I'll knock this out while I'm getting a pedicure.

• 59:27Hannah Berner?

  You could listen to seven audiobooks. Back then, what did women do when they were getting their nails done?

• 59:32Paige DeSorbo?

  They talked.

• 59:33Hannah Berner?

  They gossiped.

• 59:35Paige DeSorbo?

  They gossip. They talk to their like technician. They went at the same time as their friends. They sat, they had a kiki.

• 59:42Hannah Berner?

  They had community.

• 59:43Paige DeSorbo?

  When I'm getting my nails done, I can't be on my phone. Cause you're getting your nails done. How are you?

• 59:48Hannah Berner?

  I try to watch the tennis channel from my phone.

• 59:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I watch TV.

• 59:52Hannah Berner?

  But also I try to avoid getting my nails done at all costs.

• 59:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I know you don't.

• 59:56Hannah Berner?

  And these guys are not good.

• 59:58Paige DeSorbo?

  But no one ever calls you out. Like I literally had to come home, get my nails done immediately.

• 1:00:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're so jealous of me right now?

• 1:00:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because your nails like last so long.

• 1:00:09Hannah Berner?

  No, it's because people have low expectations from me, Paige. Except can we just say a lot of comments saying, honey, can you clean your screen? Honey, can you clean your screen?

• 1:00:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's more the glare from the sun.

• 1:00:23Hannah Berner?

  No, I cleaned it for this.

• 1:00:26Hannah Berner?

  But guys, can someone not have an aesthetic? Can it not be?

• 1:00:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry that that's your vibe.

• 1:00:32Hannah Berner?

  That's my vibe. Also.

• 1:00:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Vibe is might've just had a grilled cheese sandwich. You don't know. You don't know my life.

• 1:00:39Hannah Berner?

  Why are you dressing like me right now?

• 1:00:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I know. I just put my hair up and I was like, it's giving soccer team.

• 1:00:44Hannah Berner?

  No, but you know I love a polo, like a grandpa polo.

• 1:00:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been loving them this summer because they're just like easy with like sweat shorts.

• 1:00:53Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 1:00:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Like for lounging, but like, what if she goes on a walk, you know?

• 1:00:58Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed with a cool out for summer because I don't want to wear tight capris and I don't want to wear long and I don't want to wear too short. There's something about a wide, long capri that I'm like digging with a little kitten heel.

• 1:01:13Paige DeSorbo?

  In the year two thousand and five, I first saw a pair of Gaucho pants.

• 1:01:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And let me tell you, my life had been changed ever since. I think about Gaucho pants. Once, once a year.

• 1:01:27Hannah Berner?

  In a good or bad way.

• 1:01:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You, did you wear Gaucho pants? Because they would have been so, they were like stretchy yoga material. Capris that were like, yeah.

• 1:01:39Hannah Berner?

  They were limited too. I wore them.

• 1:01:41Paige DeSorbo?

  They had a fold over. They were everything to me. And I feel because capris have come back so strongly in the past, like two years. Gaucho pants are on the horizon and I'm hoping, I'm hoping.

• 1:01:53Hannah Berner?

  I'm hoping.

• 1:01:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm hoping that there, it's like two years down the line, three years down the line and we're pregnant for it.

• 1:02:00Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 1:02:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause honey, we'd be living if Gaucho pants were in style when we were popping out kids.

• 1:02:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God.

• 1:02:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:10Hannah Berner?

  Also, women of summer of the week, this girl invented a jacket back.

• 1:02:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 1:02:17Hannah Berner?

  Did you see this?

• 1:02:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but congratulations to her. Wait, I ordered a romper and a pair of leggings that are supposed to like help your digestive system.

• 1:02:28Hannah Berner?

  Well, I also ordered a vibration plate yesterday, so.

• 1:02:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You're a little bit late on the mark, but.

• 1:02:34Hannah Berner?

  Des was like, what the hell is this?

• 1:02:36Paige DeSorbo?

  The brand is called C E A N, lymphatic compression leggings.

• 1:02:43Hannah Berner?

  Are you gonna wear it on, I'm gonna see, are you gonna wear it on planes or like on your daily?

• 1:02:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna wear it on a walk and just like see.

• 1:02:52Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 1:02:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And then figure it out.

• 1:02:54Hannah Berner?

  Okay. At some point, we can, we can't squeeze out every drainage of.

• 1:02:59Paige DeSorbo?

  At some point, talk therapy is necessary.

• 1:03:03Hannah Berner?

  At some point, community.

• 1:03:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Lock back.

• 1:03:06Hannah Berner?

  At some point, put your phone down.

• 1:03:10Paige DeSorbo?

  The constant need to improve is exhausting. It's overwhelming.

• 1:03:16Hannah Berner?

  But this girl, basically, one of my, it really brought me back. Do you remember when you'd go to a bar? And it was really cold out and you were like, I have to wear a jacket.

• 1:03:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:26Hannah Berner?

  And then you get to the bar and you put your jacket down and you go, there's a fifty fifty chance that I'm ever gonna see this jacket again. And then you live your life.

• 1:03:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:03:35Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 1:03:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because that jacket is my world. That's my life.

• 1:03:41Hannah Berner?

  You would wear the jacket at the bar?

• 1:03:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I would carry it around with me because I'd rather die at the thought of this jacket, going home to someone else's apartment, not being cared for, not being loved. Essentially being, essentially being kidnapped.

• 1:03:56Hannah Berner?

  I forgot how you feel so connected to inanimate objects. See, I had the same winter jacket for like 10 years. I was like, someone please take my jacket.

• 1:04:04Paige DeSorbo?

  And like if I forgot it or someone took mine instead of theirs, I would be like.

• 1:04:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you'd call nine one one.

• 1:04:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'd be really upset. I'd have to go replace the jacket immediately.

• 1:04:14Hannah Berner?

  No, I'd see a pile of jackets. I'd put mine like under the pile and then you pray and then you just go off on your night. And then at the end of the night, it's chaos.

• 1:04:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I do a secret hiding spot if I was like somewhere that like I had to put it down.

• 1:04:30Hannah Berner?

  Put it in the kitchen or something or like make friends with the bartender and be like.

• 1:04:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not putting it in the pile of other jackets.

• 1:04:35Hannah Berner?

  But my jacket was gross. Or we would do no jackets and I would just dress with like a belt as a skirt and a top full of hope. And then just like get pneumonia and go.

• 1:04:50Paige DeSorbo?

  We were tougher. We had, our immune systems were stronger. We hadn't lived through COVID nineteen. Like we had dreams. We had.

• 1:04:59Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:05:00Paige DeSorbo?

  We were full of life. We were full of blood.

• 1:05:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I got half my eggs gone. Like I can't keep internal heat anymore. How would I do that?

• 1:05:15Hannah Berner?

  You could just poop on demand back then.

• 1:05:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Are you kidding?

• 1:05:19Hannah Berner?

  So this girl invented this jacket that you go to the bar in your jacket and then the jacket folds into, I swear, a really cute bag. And then you just like put your stuff in it.

• 1:05:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Where's your stuff while you're wearing the jacket?

• 1:05:37Hannah Berner?

  You can have it in a purse and the purse goes in that. Cause it's, it's like, not like a ti, it doesn't turn into tiny purse. It's more like.

• 1:05:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm intrigued.

• 1:05:44Hannah Berner?

  A bigger purse. It's, it's real, it's cute to the point that it's like, I'd rather hold that than my jacket all night.

• 1:05:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I really would have thought that like ballet flats that, not ballet flats, but like sandals that turn into heels would have been like more of a thing. I thought there would be more like innovation and technology in certain like.

• 1:06:02Hannah Berner?

  For sure. Well, all of us were like, wouldn't it be crazy if like your heel could turn into, like, I want like robotic like and it like goes up. But um, the, the Spanx lady who's iconic created the sneaker heel.

• 1:06:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, let's be serious though.

• 1:06:20Hannah Berner?

  But, but that's not your brand. Um, maybe one day, and maybe one day we won't, we'll invent a tampon that isn't just a cotton ball shoved up your pussy, but. Sorry for saying pussy. I know you hate that.

• 1:06:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes it's just.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  Appropriate.

• 1:06:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes it's just harsh on my ears, you know, but that's my internalized misogyny. Like I can't hear the word pussy.

• 1:06:40Hannah Berner?

  She said pussy multiple times this episode.

• 1:06:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Somebody DM'd me and they said, I, that over the weekend, they said to a man, can you take the dick out of your mouth?

• 1:06:53Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, and I'm not gonna lie, it hit so hard. People were like, what?

• 1:06:58Hannah Berner?

  I was talking to two people yesterday trying to explain how I couldn't speak in the beginning of the massacre.

• 1:07:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Hannah Berner?

  And it took all of me to not say I sounded like I had a dick in my mouth. Cause it's really the most accurate depiction of it.

• 1:07:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we couldn't get closer.

• 1:07:13Hannah Berner?

  But it wasn't, I didn't know these people well enough to say that. So I said marbles, but in my head, I'm like, marbles doesn't do justice. It's a dick. It's fully a dick. I sound like this. I sound like this.

• 1:07:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's.

• 1:07:25Hannah Berner?

  I think that's, we've done our job. We, I think we're, I think we're done here. I think we need to go home. Get in the car.

• 1:07:33Paige DeSorbo?

  When I said, talk therapy is.

• 1:07:40Paige DeSorbo?

  It's inevitable at this point.

• 1:07:43Hannah Berner?

  Last summer, I was doing EDMR therapy every single day. So.

• 1:07:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And people are begging for it back. People have written in.

• 1:07:50Hannah Berner?

  Wait, my old makeup, Matt and my old make, my LA makeup artist, who obsessed with Crystal, just tagged me in a full like

• 1:08:00Hannah Berner?

  of my smile and all these photos of me like really happy, smiling. And that's what I woke up to today.

• 1:08:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, do you see that people are commenting on things that are happening in the Bravo sphere with your face? And it's just like.

• 1:08:13Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me.

• 1:08:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You've replaced the little girl in the backseat going like that. You've replaced her.

• 1:08:19Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say maybe my, my favorite accomplishment of my career. Cause I love being a meme. If I can bring joy to anyone and make, make a comment that much funnier, that's what my purpose is.

• 1:08:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You're this Gen Z's two girls, one cop.

• 1:08:34Hannah Berner?

  And that's a callback. And that's a callback. Okay. We have to get off. Stop talking. I love you.

• 1:08:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I love you. Goodbye.

• 1:08:41Hannah Berner?

  Goodbye. Get our merch.

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