Giggling about squatting, stationery, and suppositories

Hannah is back from the future and Paige is trying to release her mental load.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Gary, fix your wifi.

• 2:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 2:10Speaker 01

  We can't be managed.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:20Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my glorious Gigglers. It's Hannah from the future. She's back, bitches.

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  She's a time traveler. She's back in the past. She's gonna tell us what she's learned.

• 2:30Hannah Berner?

  You got, I don't understand time. That was crazy.

• 2:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Me neither.

• 2:34Hannah Berner?

  But I do have to say, I took a 14-hour flight from Hong Kong to Dallas.

• 2:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 2:42Hannah Berner?

  Easiest flight of my life. I fucking-

• 2:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Slept the whole time?

• 2:45Hannah Berner?

  Slept the whole time.

• 2:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, you don't take a melatonin for like that type of flight?

• 2:50Hannah Berner?

  Honey, this is natural talent, okay? This is my God-given talent that I can, I have depression.

• 2:59Hannah Berner?

  Turn off the light, I'm out.

• 3:01Paige DeSorbo?

  What time was it when you took off, like, in Hong Kong? Like, what time of day? Where, like, was it night, morning?

• 3:07Hannah Berner?

  4:00 PM in Hong Kong. And I ordered some Dan Dan noodles. If you don't know what Dan Dan noodles are, shout out Dan Dan. They are peanut noodles, hot, with chili sauce. It was the dessert, and I was-

• 3:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You ordered them on the plane?

• 3:24Hannah Berner?

  No, at the, like, at the lounge. I was injecting it into my veins, and as I was eating it, I was like, this is gonna put me to sleep. Like, I was like, this potion is gonna be what I need.

• 3:37Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a noodle.

• 3:38Hannah Berner?

  And then I had this, like, sesame bun, and I was like, what if I just dipped it in? And I looked around and like, no one else was dipping it, and I'm like, this is so empowering to me. I was like-

• 3:46Paige DeSorbo?

  What is that? There is like a word for that.

• 3:50Hannah Berner?

  The carbs?

• 3:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Scarpeta, I think, is the word. That's like, to sop up juice.

• 3:55Hannah Berner?

  I was sopping up the juices. I was, look, I was blending all the cultures that are within me. But then I landed in Dallas, and I was like, you uncultured swines. It was, and look, shout out to my Texas girls, I love you.

• 4:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course. You know I love Dallas.

• 4:11Hannah Berner?

  We, oh, you love-

• 4:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I love Dallas.

• 4:14Hannah Berner?

  Even though we, um-

• 4:16Paige DeSorbo?

  We believe in abortion.

• 4:18Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of, make sure you guys vote today. I'm voting. I'm voting right after this.

• 4:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Hell, yeah.

• 4:27Hannah Berner?

  Scurrying myself to the, the only time I like waiting in line is to vote.

• 4:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Is scurrying to the polls?

• 4:32Hannah Berner?

  Scurrying to the polls and then getting a fucking sticker.

• 4:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanna know something? I need to start voting in person more because I'm missing the vibes. I only voted one time in person for Barack Obama. And honestly, I remember standing there with my dad saying, who are you putting? And I looked at his, and then I put the same thing. But we got Barack Obama as a president, so maybe me and Gary should be in charge more.

• 4:57Hannah Berner?

  People don't talk enough about, when you're younger, you're just, your parents are like, vote, and this is who you vote for.

• 5:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it was my first time voting. I think I had just, it was like, I think it was my birthday, because I'm always on election day. And so I was, but then I was like, wait, what do I do? My dad was like, we're voting for Obama.

• 5:16Hannah Berner?

  So you're voting, you're voting tomorrow? I mean, no, you, your, sorry. I got really thrown with dates because I'm like from the future.

• 5:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop.

• 5:24Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I left Hong Kong at 4:30 PM Sunday. I landed in Dallas at 4:50 PM Sunday. Tell me how that works.

• 5:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You left at 4:00 in Hong Kong, you landed at 4:00. Oh, so you were only on the flight for 50 minutes? That's so nice.

• 5:39Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I had a 20-minute nap. But then I, yeah, it was, you guys, I did it.

• 5:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And not to mention, we, we turned the clocks back all in like the midst of-

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  See, that was too much for me to handle emotionally.

• 5:53Paige DeSorbo?

  That was, that's too much.

• 5:54Hannah Berner?

  And then my mom had the nerve to be like, oh, my God, they changed it by an hour. I'm like thrown. I'm like, oh. I was dealing with 12 hours. I was dealing with 12 hours. Also, then Butter comes in, she's exhausted, she's so tired, she's sleeping all day, acting like she has a 12-hour jet lag. But this is the thing, I'm left to my own devices. I'm alone, because Dez went to Australia, and I'm so fucking mad. I couldn't go to Australia, I've never been, I wanna go so much.

• 6:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You wouldn't have been able to handle it.

• 6:25Hannah Berner?

  No, but like-

• 6:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Your body wouldn't have been, your body would've shut down.

• 6:29Hannah Berner?

  One thing about Dez is he like knows things, like, he knows like, okay, you should technically nap now, you shouldn't nap now, like, don't drink coffee now. Like, he's good at the travel stuff. But I'm like alone, and it's like 2:00 PM, and I'm feeling tired, and I'm like, what if I just, Butter and I passed out? We were asleep all day yesterday, which is what you're not supposed to do. It's like the one rule. Dez was like, go outside for a walk. I was like, ah, bye.

• 6:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you ever find yourself like by yourself?

• 6:56Hannah Berner?

  And my favorite thing to do.

• 6:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Whether you have a significant other or not, yeah. But you're just like by yourself, and you ever have like an internal monologue of like, oh, actually, no one's in charge of me, and I'll do whatever the fuck I want?

• 7:10Hannah Berner?

  My free will.

• 7:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Whenever you like remember that you have free will, it's very liberating.

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, the fun thing about marriage is like, yeah, you're married, but like, you're not always with that person, so there's like another identity you have. When it's like, yes, I'm texting, I'm saying, miss you, babe, like, all this stuff. But at home, Butter and I are partying.

• 7:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 7:32Hannah Berner?

  That's why you can't have relationships with men. She's taking the mental load right now. This is what they call the mental load. She's trying to find his golf clubs when she's supposed to be working.

• 7:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so sorry.

• 7:46Hannah Berner?

  I just did a speech about how you have to take on the mental load. Are you okay?

• 7:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm not. I refuse to.

• 7:53Hannah Berner?

  Did you have to go in the garage?

• 7:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not taking on the mental load.

• 7:58Hannah Berner?

  This is what happens when you choose love.

• 8:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate men. They're so insufficient. Joe went golfing and just called me and goes, I forgot my golf clubs. Was that the whole point of going? So I had to bring them outside and put them in an Uber. No, I really, I can't. And my birthday is tomorrow, and so I'm having an existential crisis already of like, what is my life? What do I want for it? And what I don't want is mental load.

• 8:29Hannah Berner?

  Well, to make you feel better, I was shopping in Hong Kong, as I do. I don't shop for you. I like to send you links, but I'm not like buying stuff because truly-

• 8:41Paige DeSorbo?

  What, you're my mom?

• 8:42Hannah Berner?

  I have like a, I have like a 5% hit rate of you being like cute, but you still don't even want it. But you'll be like, okay, like, I see what you, I see what you're going with that. And every now and then, I like to just page bait and like send you something crazy I want you to wear, and then you send me a stark email on the side.

• 9:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you're clogging up my messages with nonsense.

• 9:08Hannah Berner?

  So I go to this vintage shop called Hula. It's incredible. It's like the real real of Hong Kong. And there was this bag that was like, you know, when you see a bag and it's like, like it was glowing, speaking to me, but not for me.

• 9:24Paige DeSorbo?

  She had an aura.

• 9:25Hannah Berner?

  When I shop, I shop for you, my mom and me. That's who I, and occasionally Grace.

• 9:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:30Hannah Berner?

  And Butter. And Nana. So.

• 9:34Paige DeSorbo?

  And Lois.

• 9:34Hannah Berner?

  This, but this thing, I'm not like a pink girl in my heart, but I'm like, if I was a pink girl, I feel like that's the pink I would like.

• 9:43Hannah Berner?

  So I send a video to you, but obviously you're asleep because I'm like in the future. You caught up to the future and you text me and you're like, I want that bag. So I, I say, Dez, cancel your plans. We have to go back to that random vintage store. And he's like, why? And I'm like, Paige actually likes this bag I found. And he understood how like momentous that was for me.

• 10:07Paige DeSorbo?

  The camaraderie that we were having in that moment.

• 10:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And I felt like I was like trafficking a bag for my best friend from a foreign land.

• 10:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, you sourced a bag for me?

• 10:19Hannah Berner?

  I was vintage sourcing for my fashionista friend. Like this was actually like on the company. So it was so cute and I like grabbed it and I grabbed this bag and they put it on the counter. And it was like, multiple women were walking by going, that's a cute bag. And then I'm like, oh, is this what it feels like to shop when you're Paige? Cause I've never had that happen to me. Like I think something, someone's like, oh.

• 10:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so sick that I can remember being in the fourth grade and going into the Gap. And there was a suede skirt and jacket set. And my mom was like, you have to get the set. And I was like, oh, I don't know if I'm really liking it. And then I saw another girl trying it on and I was like, mom, get the skirt back. Yeah. You feel like you've like won. You've like, it's like a race.

• 11:14Hannah Berner?

  I found a cardigan and the guy who works there was like, oh, I was gonna buy that for my partner. So like, I was, I was fighting his husband for a sweater.

• 11:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:24Hannah Berner?

  I got you the cutest bag. I can't wait to give it to you. But I got you something else for your birthday, even though you said and we said, we're done with gifts for each other.

• 11:33Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just the mental load. I can't take it.

• 11:36Hannah Berner?

  The mental load.

• 11:37Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so sweet. My whole life, I'm just trying to ease my mental load.

• 11:42Hannah Berner?

  The thing with gifting with you is that gifting is your love language. Like gifting is not my love language. But it's like, I feel like I'm speaking your language by giving you a pink little vintage bag.

• 11:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm halfway done with my Christmas shopping.

• 11:55Hannah Berner?

  I haven't even had Thanksgiving.

• 11:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Me and Josephine made a whole Excel spreadsheet this year.

• 12:01Hannah Berner?

  What, you're talking about for your like extended family?

• 12:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, everyone. Anyone. So I categorize them into different groups. So like everyone I work with will get the same gift of something. Then all like my doctors, my dentist, like random people that are in my life, but like, I'm not really like that close to. They get like candy. They get a separate gift.

• 12:22Hannah Berner?

  People I met at a place.

• 12:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Like I'll add them to the list.

• 12:26Hannah Berner?

  In passing.

• 12:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Then I have like actual family and friends and they get like individualized gifts. But then that's separate from like my Daphne business gifting. But like all my Daphne employees, they're on like my work list and they'll get the same gift as like my agents and stuff like that.

• 12:48Hannah Berner?

  You can't gift our agents and then not tell me you gifted the agents. Cause then I look like a bitch.

• 12:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I do gift my agents every year. So.

• 12:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that explains a lot.

• 13:02Hannah Berner?

  See, I try to gift them by actually doing the work. Someone needs to do the work. I can't just send thank you notes.

• 13:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, but what about a Saks gift card?

• 13:13Hannah Berner?

  You're like, no, I will not be doing that brand deal. However, I did get you a really cute gift.

• 13:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's a tray from Hermes. I hope you love it. Don't ever email me again.

• 13:25Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God, our agent's listening right now being like, that makes sense.

• 13:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love, I truly, gifting is my love language, but I think it is a double edged sword. Because then when someone gets me a gift, I'm like, so you've never met me? You don't know intricate things about me?

• 13:45Hannah Berner?

  Well, we're so different.

• 13:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I know everything to get you the perfect gift. Like I already have gotten, I've gotten Joe two Christmas gifts already that I'm like, he's gonna be like, oh my God, you know me so well.

• 14:00Hannah Berner?

  You're putting a lot of pressure on him. He's, can't even remember golf clubs to the golf club.

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 14:06Hannah Berner?

  I'm stressed for him. I'm actually very stressed for him. I, it's funny though, like this is us. You will never respond to an agent over text and I will be like responding immediately, like making sure everything's okay, setting it up. But they will get the nicest gift of their life from you once a year. And they're like, Paige is the best.

• 14:24Paige DeSorbo?

  And a handwritten note.

• 14:26Hannah Berner?

  And they're like, does Hannah even care? Does Hannah even care about our relationship?

• 14:31Paige DeSorbo?

  My, um, Daphne designer, her name is Katie and she's like, she's just so fucking chic. It's crazy. But like two weeks ago, she brought me this like coffee table book and it was all different beds. And like different bed setups. And she was like, this is so you. And I just saw it and I was like, I have to get it for you. And so she gave it to me and I was like, that was so nice. And we actually have, our birthdays are like a day apart.

• 14:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And I mailed her, I think, you know, and I actually recently just got new stationery. So I'm really excited about that. And she texted me and she was like, I haven't gotten a mailed thank you note. In I don't know how long. And that's also my love language. I love a mailed note.

• 15:16Hannah Berner?

  So I was on Etsy for like two hours one day trying to find you, like the perfect stationery. But I got like, first of all, I psyched myself out.

• 15:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to.

• 15:28Hannah Berner?

  I know. Cause I, I was like, she's doing a custom like Louis Vuitton, like, I don't know.

• 15:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I had it custom. I had to have it custom made.

• 15:37Hannah Berner?

  I was in over my head and then I was like, the idea is there, but like if I got you like 400 stationery that you weren't going to use, that's really bad for the environment. But I want to let you know that I knew you wanted stationery.

• 15:50Paige DeSorbo?

  So my current stationery.

• 15:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Tell us the situation.

• 15:54Paige DeSorbo?

  So inside of the Daphne box, when you buy something from Daphne, inside of the box, there's a drawing of Kitty. That we own, like we bought the drawing, like we had someone make the drawing and like we own that drawing. So I took that drawing and I put it, I made up like a fake card stock. And it has a blue border because Daphne's colors are blue. Then it has Kitty, that drawing at the bottom. So it looks like she's stretching on the border of the stationery. And then up at the top, it says Paige Audi de Sorbo. Now some people do their address on their stationery. I don't do that because I don't want you to know where I am. Like maybe I am there, maybe I'm not.

• 16:38Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna do a Daphne photo, but I couldn't, I didn't do custom. I couldn't find one that looked exactly like her. Like some of them, the nose was like not big enough. The eyes, nose ratio was right. And like, Daphne's very specific in how she looks, as in the most beautiful cat in the world.

• 16:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And she'll sue you, you know? She'll sue you.

• 16:55Hannah Berner?

  Likeness can't just be replicated.

• 16:57Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, cool.

• 16:58Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna have it say, from the desk of Paige Audi de Sorbo.

• 17:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I do like from the desk of.

• 17:07Hannah Berner?

  I knew you would. I knew you would, but I couldn't get it together. I couldn't get it together. Also, how thick is it? Cause isn't that like a, a wealth status?

• 17:16Paige DeSorbo?

  She's not wedding invitation thick, but she's substantial. I have 500 stationery and I divvied them out. So like the Daphne office has some in case they have to send a personalized note for me. Josephine has some in case she has to send a personalized note for me. And then I have some. I'll give you some too, in case you need to send a note.

• 17:37Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. Part of Josephine's training is getting her handwriting down exactly, which she's nailed. Um, I watched American Psycho because I'm trying to, um, understand Dez's culture, which is movies from the nineties.

• 17:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, have you never seen it?

• 17:52Hannah Berner?

  No. It was, I really liked it, but it's very funny. I thought it was supposed to be, no, I thought it was hilarious. The fact that they have this ongoing bit about like business cards and like, oh, I got the business card with the gold on it. Like.

• 18:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:07Hannah Berner?

  And it was, that's what you remind me of. Also, we have enough, like, look, we, we're entrepreneurs here. We love starting businesses. For someone who's type B like me, but wants to be like you in terms of thank you notes and stuff. I know that they have companies that are like thank you boxes and stuff, but like, I really would love an easy, like, just put together, get a candle and a fucking thank you note. And like, for like the perfect, easy thank you that you could just like send all the time. That isn't like crazy expensive.

• 18:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a gift basket. Thank you. Like, like something in the same genre of like an edible arrangement, but not an edible arrangement.

• 18:49Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what my mom loved? Larry, is it Larry? I was gonna say Larry and David. Larry, David, Harry and David?

• 18:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Harry and David. Yeah.

• 18:59Hannah Berner?

  Harry and David pears. That was like her, her thing. She's like, they're gonna fucking love these pears. She would send the pear baskets.

• 19:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Companies that will do like gift baskets. Cause I've looked them up online. And it's not as overwhelming amount of companies as you would think. So like, yeah, I think a girl could come in and streamline that business.

• 19:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I totally agree. Also, speaking of businesses, I'm officially, it's not a business. It's my passion project for my heart and soul. I'm launching gym class Wednesday morning. We're working out on Wednesdays. We work out. You're gonna do it. Butter's doing it. Butter just came in the room.

• 19:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey Butter.

• 19:40Hannah Berner?

  We're getting our, I don't want to call us lazy asses, but sometimes it's hard to motivate yourself. So we are, I want the girls to hold hands. On Wednesdays, we're gonna work out because working out gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. But if you do, there's probably normally a reason.

• 20:01Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I could think of a hundred.

• 20:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're, I could think of, I got, bringing golf clubs to the side, to the sidewalk, I.

• 20:10Hannah Berner?

  You love that man. You brought, you brought golf clubs downstairs into the road.

• 20:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, no, they were in the garage. No, they were in the garage. I just had to roll them out. But here's the kicker, the Uber driver didn't get out of the car to help me put it in the trunk. So I just lifted a bag full of golf clubs and put them in the trunk.

• 20:30Hannah Berner?

  No. When you get a female Uber driver, do you let her put your bags in?

• 20:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 20:37Hannah Berner?

  See, cause I'm like, girl, we're in this together. I say, we're, we're in this together. Girl, code.

• 20:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, you're smaller than me. What the hell are you gonna do?

• 20:44Hannah Berner?

  I hate when that happens. They're like the tiniest person and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 20:50Paige DeSorbo?

  But when it's a man and they don't get out of the car, I'm like, you're actually just making this process go longer. Because yes, I can lift it, but it's, I'm slower to put it in. And I'm like, you're just rude. But like if a woman driver, if I have a, a woman, um, Uber driver, yeah. And if she doesn't get out of the car, I don't even give it a second thought. I'm like, yeah, well, I could do it.

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• 26:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, can we talk about something that's like kind of somber, but also like, I just want to see what your take is?

• 26:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 26:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you see the plane crash in West Palm?

• 26:26Hannah Berner?

  All I saw was someone saying like they weren't on the plane.

• 26:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, those are like weird, crazy conspiracy theorists.

• 26:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I was in Hong Kong.

• 26:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, your algorithm got switched up.

• 26:37Hannah Berner?

  I really wasn't, what, what happened?

• 26:42Paige DeSorbo?

  So there was a private plane that was going from Texas to the Bahamas. And it's crazy because I was flying out of Florida that day, back to New York. And I woke up and I was like, there's no way my flight is going. Like it's thunder, it's lightning, it's like crazy weather. And I kept checking and it, like, the flights were getting delayed, maybe like by 20, 25 minutes, nothing crazy. So I took off at like 1 o'clock. This happened at like 1:05. And so everyone in the plane perished and so sad, so unfortunate. And when the news was doing the coverage of it, they kept showing the co-pilot, who was a young woman.

• 27:24Paige DeSorbo?

  She was only 20 years old. She had her pilot's license and she was in high school, but she was still really young. And the pilot was a man.

• 27:32Hannah Berner?

  But they kept showing her.

• 27:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, they kept showing her picture and, and which, okay, yes, she was involved in the crash, but it wasn't solely her fault. And also, the comments under it were so crazy. Like, this is why you don't, this is why you don't fly with a woman pilot. This is why like men should. It, it almost felt like it was like bots. You were like, okay, no one thinks. Like this poor 20-year-old young girl just died. Who the fuck is commenting? Oh, well, this is why I only fly with like male pilots, like.

• 28:11Hannah Berner?

  Also, you don't know who they are when you get on the flight, you dumb, dumb.

• 28:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I also feel like being a pilot is a, one of those industries that women have had to really fight to be seen as like, as equal. And so I just felt bad for like all the women pilots after this because it was like, okay, she wasn't even the main pilot and they're still getting blamed.

• 28:34Hannah Berner?

  And they just like pushing that narrative.

• 28:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, someone posted and it like really hit me hard. And it was like, even in death, you will not escape misogyny.

• 28:43Hannah Berner?

  Oh, geez.

• 28:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like, oh.

• 28:46Hannah Berner?

  You know, it's so funny. And I was walking through so many airports this week because I'm a time traveler. And I saw a couple of women pilots. They look so cool. Cause they're wearing like this uniform with the, you know, I love a tie, with a tie, but they're like tailored. And like, they look chic as fuck. Like these girls are so cool. Like I was like nervous around them. Like I wanted to be like, hi, I'm a huge fan. Like I just love their work. And you just know how much harder they had to work to get where they are.

• 29:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I think half the reason that Giggly Squad Live sold out is because if you're a woman and you're my pilot or my flight attendant and you ask me for Giggly Squad tickets, I've given them to you.

• 29:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know what it is about flight attendants that are like, I couldn't get a ticket. And I'm like, email me, babe. Like I, there's just something about them that I'm like, no, I'm gonna help you.

• 29:36Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Um, speaking of Delta, something has gone awry. I don't know if it's because I recently, I'm renting this apartment and like in the move, I lost all my Delta headphones.

• 29:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, thank God.

• 29:50Hannah Berner?

  Peach, I need my Delta headphones to record this podcast and I had, wait, who's, someone's under attack. Your dog is attacking someone in the background.

• 29:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, how dare you say my dog.

• 30:03Hannah Berner?

  You're, it's you, it's yours. That's your dog, babe. That's your dog.

• 30:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Another thing about mental load is I had to fly here with my cat, my personal cat. She's amazing at travel. She doesn't make a sound. She sits in her cage. And then the dog saw that I was also on the flight and he was like, well, obviously I'm gonna sit with her. So I'm taking care of both pets. And my boyfriend, who was in the seat above me, or seat in front of me, no pets. I'm like, no, I'm not taking care of two kids. No, take your dog back. I was like, no.

• 30:41Hannah Berner?

  Can I bring up something traumatizing that came up in my feed recently?

• 30:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:46Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember Saturdays are for the boys?

• 30:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm going through a tough time right now.

• 30:57Hannah Berner?

  No, that came across my desk and I was like, no, no, how did, do you remember like 2017 that was going on and no one, everyone was like, yeah, Saturdays are for the boys.

• 31:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I hate myself, but I feel like I even said it a couple of times in college.

• 31:13Hannah Berner?

  I feel like I somehow was walking past a huge flag that said it and might have taken a photo accidentally, like make sure that's nowhere on the internet. But that was just like, what a time, what a time to be alive.

• 31:25Paige DeSorbo?

  It was coupled with smoke show of the week.

• 31:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, sorry. How did this get so dark? Let's discuss.

• 31:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Why did you do that? That just like really threw me off track.

• 31:34Hannah Berner?

  Well, when something upsets me, I need everyone to know about it and that's my toxic trait.

• 31:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, that, that just upset, upset all of us for sure.

• 31:42Hannah Berner?

  Well, I want it. I want people to know like how far we've come also, like there's positivity in it. Oh, I know what'll bring you joy. I brought, I had some like health tips from Hong Kong.

• 31:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 31:56Hannah Berner?

  So the Chinese are obsessed with when you wake up in the morning, similar to your hot, warm lemon tea, having a hot breakfast and hot liquids. They said waking up and like jolting your body with like a cold iced coffee, they're not about. So like every millennial's shaking right now. They basically,

• 32:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I know.

• 32:15Hannah Berner?

  They have a hot soup, hot tofu. They have a thing called congee, which is like this hot rice and like you have hot oatmeal. They just think in the morning, you need a hot stuff to like get things moving in your stomach.

• 32:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:29Hannah Berner?

  And comforting your insides. I mean, I don't know the science behind it, but they're basically like obsessed with warm things in the morning.

• 32:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Not to sound out of touch for a second, but on my rider, I put, I have hot water with lemon. Because anytime I do a shoot and I have to be there for glam at like 6 a.m. and they're like, do you want a coffee? I'm like, I'll actually shit all over you. Like, no. So I need a hot water with lemon. Like I can't be jolted by an iced coffee at 6 a.m. in a foreign place.

• 33:02Hannah Berner?

  Lately, what I'm into when like you have to perform and stuff, but you can't eat because you'll shit yourself is I like just like a protein drink. I like a protein drink, a little vanilla protein drink.

• 33:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a shake?

• 33:17Hannah Berner?

  Like Fairlife has a really, really good protein shake that just tastes like a milkshake, but it's not, it's not unhealthy.

• 33:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Is Fairlife regular milk or is that like lactose intolerant?

• 33:28Hannah Berner?

  They have lactose free, like the one I'm doing is lactose free, but Fairlife has two things. They have just like milk and then like a protein shake. But it's, it looks similar. So I've multiple times accidentally just grabbed the milk and I'm like drinking on a plane, just like raw, just full milk. Thinking it was gonna be a protein shake, not raw milk.

• 33:45Paige DeSorbo?

  But just raw dogging life.

• 33:46Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I'm not the guy from Love is Blind. Um.

• 33:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that was great. I think there's, I think they're still together.

• 33:53Hannah Berner?

  Okay. So I'm, I had, I watched it on the flight. I finally watched the scene of the guy having the mental breakdown. It's so reality TV though, because I'm like, what did he actually do? Like no one's saying it.

• 34:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you can tell the clips are cut up.

• 34:08Hannah Berner?

  Cut up like crazy. You guys, when there's a straight man drunk yelling at people on national television, just know it was way worse.

• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

  In real life, it was 10 times worse.

• 34:18Hannah Berner?

  It was 20 times worse, but you'll see him be like, what a woman. And then some girl's like, I'm so traumatized by what happened. It's like, yeah, that's not all he yelled. Cause when he, I was expecting something like horrible to happen, how everyone was reacting, but they didn't show it. But he clearly was going around being super inappropriate and like saying fucked up shit, but they didn't show it. Also, he didn't like fully hit on the other girl. He just at one point like pulled his seat around, but I wonder why they're protecting him? Maybe just because it got too dark.

• 34:49Paige DeSorbo?

  If I had to surmise being a reality TV veteran, it's not necessarily that they're protecting the awful man that did something. More so they're protecting their own network.

• 35:01Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you're a hundred percent.

• 35:04Paige DeSorbo?

  They would get more backlash as the network of like, why did you allow this to be aired to millions of people?

• 35:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 35:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It just works out for the bad man who's drunk yelling. It works out in their favor.

• 35:17Hannah Berner?

  The truth isn't shown fully. Also, the fact that Michaela is getting any hate, like people are like, she was a pick me. I'm like, the second she saw him being a weirdo, she was like, I'm out.

• 35:28Paige DeSorbo?

  She was out.

• 35:29Hannah Berner?

  I thought she handled it.

• 35:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Amazing.

• 35:31Hannah Berner?

  I think it's such a good example for women to see how easy it is to actually just be like, yeah, I'm out. Like we watched so many relationships of women being like, but I'm there for him. I'm there for him and he's my person and I'm making it work. And you're like, why is she torturing herself for years? Like it's actually so easy. Like.

• 35:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I've tor- I tortured myself so, in so many relationships.

• 35:52Hannah Berner?

  And let me edit that. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's actually very difficult, but once you see someone move on, you see how like, oh, life goes on. Like she hasn't lost her entire life. And when the other girl, she didn't mean to, but when she was like, you have to start from scratch. I'm like, she met this guy three weeks ago. She's not, she hasn't invested eight years of her life with a family and kids. She can start over. Also it takes one man, one day.

• 36:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually thought Michaela had more grace talking to that girl than she even did with Rob. Like that girl literally looked at her and was like, oh my God, your life sucks. Like she, I felt so bad for Michaela because she was like, oh my God, if I were you, I'd kill myself. Like it was so crazy.

• 36:39Hannah Berner?

  Also, we're all watching it. We're all watching it, knowing that that girl's fully with a man without a home.

• 36:46Hannah Berner?

  He lives on a boat and he's fucking girls in Croatia as they're speaking.

• 36:52Paige DeSorbo?

  That man has a full other family in St. Thomas. His wife and kids are looking for him.

• 36:58Hannah Berner?

  Also, why are all his friends girls? I didn't like that.

• 37:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Why was I scared of those girls?

• 37:05Hannah Berner?

  At one point, the girl was like, okay, we're done here. Like I don't have to do this if you guys are so mad about it.

• 37:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Should I just leave? Like I felt really bad for her in that moment.

• 37:15Hannah Berner?

  This is the problem though. Like, yeah, but was his name Blake? Was his name Blake? It's like, he looks like a Blake to me. Who knows? But it's like, yeah, he's charming in that way of like, you meet him on the weekend and you're like, oh, what a crazy life we could live, but like, we're not gonna do it. Like I'm not gonna talk to him again. He's not like marriage material, but like what a fun concept if I was like, also when he's working, he was like, she'd love to have a summer in Europe. I'm like, yeah, with you, not like locked in a hotel room while you're out here. Who knows? Doing what?

• 37:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, I've been with men before that will like have these ideas of grandeur and they'll say it to you and they'll be like, yes, won't that be amazing? Like, and we'll travel with our family across the world. And I'm like, okay, but logistically, like no, we're not like, because are you throwing a kid on your fucking back? Like, are you breastfeeding on the plane? Like you live in an, here's the thing, I think with men in society right now, a lot of them live in an alternate reality and I almost like don't blame them. Because it's, they're becoming adults or if not been adults for 15 fucking years.

• 38:28Paige DeSorbo?

  But I feel like women in our generation are so changing the narrative and they haven't caught up. So like they give you these like false ideas of like, and then we'll get married and we'll do this, this and this. And it's like, but you're actually lying to me because that's not gonna happen. Like, yeah, every woman does think about summering in Europe in a five star hotel. Like in a dream world, we don't want to be following you on some fucking boat. Like shut up.

• 38:57Hannah Berner?

  And you know what's happening? Girls are doing it, but they're doing it with their other successful friends.

• 39:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And they're doing it on their own.

• 39:03Hannah Berner?

  On their own.

• 39:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Everything that ever pissed me off in my twenties, that I'm like, that a man would hold over my head, I now do it on my own. And it's so much more satisfying. I'm like, oh really? You, you don't want to buy me a first class ticket? Watch this in five years. Like fuck you.

• 39:20Hannah Berner?

  My favorite is when I like walk in somewhere and it's like me with like a tall, like gray haired man. So they always talk to him like he's in control and I'm like, and he loves, he giggles. He thinks it's so funny. And eventually he's like, you're talking to the wrong person, bro.

• 39:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. You want to know what? Maybe that's why I love going to Italy every summer because like when I check into our hotel, I feel like they know I'm in charge.

• 39:47Hannah Berner?

  Well, you've been going there for five years. I think they know how it works. They're also like, I'll still traumatized by that time you had to put a, um, seltzer in your arm or whatever.

• 39:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You had to what? Get an IV?

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  But they put like a, what's like the Italian drink? It's like green.

• 40:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I usually always know what you're talking about and I'm really lost in this one. When I had to put a seltzer on my arm.

• 40:17Hannah Berner?

  What is like the sparkling water they have in Italy?

• 40:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Do they have different sparkling water?

• 40:22Hannah Berner?

  No, they don't. Wait, we just had a glitch in the matrix. No.

• 40:26Paige DeSorbo?

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 40:30Hannah Berner?

  It looked like sparkling water was attached to your arm in that photo where you had the hanger.

• 40:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yes, the Pellegrino.

• 40:40Hannah Berner?

  Yes. And that took way too long to get there, but we got there.

• 40:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And we got, okay.

• 40:45Hannah Berner?

  People want to know about my, my pooping status. And look, it's a little disappointing because.

• 40:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Have they actually, they DM'd you and said, what's the status? Okay, they're freaks. Sick freaks. If any of you have DM'd Hannah and said.

• 41:01Hannah Berner?

  No, my, all my DMs are just, have you pooped yet? Okay, so I thought, after you're constipated, because I've never been constipated before in my life, I thought after you're constipated, you'd one day have this like incredible release of like, and it was euphoric, and then you're like, have a six pack after and you just like walk around and like do cartwheels. It hasn't been like that. It's been just like a couple little tiny poops throughout. And like, it's slowly getting back to normal, but I'm not blocked anymore. But I didn't have like an iconic moment that I could like share with the giggles. Oh, but I did shove something up my butt.

• 41:43Paige DeSorbo?

  You did a suppository?

• 41:45Hannah Berner?

  I love how it took 40 minutes for us to get to this. I'm like.

• 41:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I've done it once in my life and I was like a child. My mom made me do it. I was like, God, I must have been constipated. And I was like, I don't like this.

• 41:58Hannah Berner?

  Do you know when you're traveling and like one of the days just like kicks your ass? Like, I actually was so good with organizing dinners and all the stores I wanted and all the cat cafes. And then I had one day where everything just like punched me in the face.

• 42:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:15Hannah Berner?

  There was a tennis tournament in Hong Kong, so I go and it's free because it's qualifying. And I got in the wrong line and then like I never got in and I waited in line for like an hour and it was like 85 degrees. So I was like, okay. I decide, okay, I need to get, um, a suppository.

• 42:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Hello?

• 42:42Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I'm from the future and like sometimes.

• 42:48Hannah Berner?

  I got a glitch.

• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

  We're so brain dead. I don't know why I'm so brain. I'm honestly, my birthday being tomorrow is just really fucking me up.

• 42:57Hannah Berner?

  Paige, I'm 35. I've been 35.

• 43:02Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not about the age. I'm, I feel like I crushed 33. I, I'm like excited to be like, I'm 34. Like, I feel fine. It's more about like the overall arching theme of.

• 43:20Hannah Berner?

  Existence?

• 43:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Of aging, of aging. And I don't mean in like the vain, like conceited way of aging of like, oh, you have wrinkles or like, oh, you look older. Not that, because I, I think I look the same age as I did when I turned 30, but like, it's more like,

• 43:40Paige DeSorbo?

  oh, so like that part of my life is over and I probably won't ever experience that part of my life in the same way again. You know, I'm, I like long for nostalgia.

• 43:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but you like hated going to clubs. I mean, you loved it, but now you would hate it. So like, what are we missing?

• 43:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. That's what I'm saying. So, but it's almost like getting over the fact that like, yeah, but you hate that now. So like, why do you care? It's like, I'm sad that I hate it now.

• 44:07Hannah Berner?

  That's the thing. You do love nostalgia, but you know, not to be full psychic on you. I think when you have a child, you are going to relive every moment and you're going to love it so much. And you're going to be like reliving the nostalgia in the best way you could ever imagine.

• 44:27Paige DeSorbo?

  That is going to make me cry. That is so nice. And I actually, that's what I need. Like, I'm going to look, I look forward to that when that happens.

• 44:36Hannah Berner?

  Well, whenever we talk to your energy healers and your psychics and your pet psychics and your astrologers, they all, they all talk about you.

• 44:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Me being a mom.

• 44:47Hannah Berner?

  Like this home and being a mom, which is so funny because you've,

• 44:53Hannah Berner?

  it's like you've, you never talk about being a mom, but I think like.

• 44:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:57Hannah Berner?

  Look, speaking as an aunt to Loz and Bobby, like, they just had Halloween, like the joy I had from just watching on my phone videos of them like, being like, look how cool my outfit is and going, like you, you live it again through them.

• 45:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, right. So true. And I think one of the themes of getting older is realizing, like each year, I feel like you realize things that are really important in life. And I think I'm just like, I keep getting older and older and I realize that like your relationships with people are truly what's the most important thing in life. Whether it's like with your parents, with your friends, with your significant other, it's just like how you nurture relationships really is the most important thing in life. And I feel like community like keeps you living longer.

• 45:47Hannah Berner?

  Okay, chat GPT.

• 45:49Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I love Giggly Squad because it's like, no, because.

• 45:52Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 45:52Paige DeSorbo?

  How fucking dare you?

• 45:56Hannah Berner?

  Giggly Squad, like finding other girls and gays with the same sense of humor, like what could bring more joy? Name it.

• 46:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And I feel like whenever I get a DM from a girl about anything where it's like, hey, you really like encouraged me or gave me the confidence to do X, Y, and Z. I, then I'm like, okay, every, then everything I do is fine.

• 46:20Hannah Berner?

  It's all worth it.

• 46:21Paige DeSorbo?

  It's, it's all worth it. Like, okay, if you got out of a really sucky relationship and the guy was like borderline abusive or was abusive and you got out of it because I said one thing on a podcast, then yeah, I don't care how much hate I get for the rest of my life because it mattered to that one girl and that's fine with me.

• 46:40Hannah Berner?

  Those are the best DMs ever. Also, like, not to her Bon Gym class, but like if I get one girl to work out who thought she couldn't work out. No, working out is like so good for your mental health. Like it sucks, like, but I, I did the research. Like if I get one girl who was scared to go to the gym to like work out in her living room and like feel better about herself that day, like fuck yeah.

• 47:02Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing I love more than getting inside of an SUV. I need to be high up. I need legroom.

• 47:09Hannah Berner?

  Luxury.

• 47:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And when I get into an SUV, I also want it to be an award-winning SUV.

• 47:14Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, I'm not being in an SUV that never won an award before. That's crazy. Do I not love myself?

• 47:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly. And that's why Hyundai is a brand that we trust because not only have they won the award for America's best SUV in 2026, but they've also won it five times in six years.

• 47:31Hannah Berner?

  And one thing about me, if I'm going to be in an SUV, it needs to have consistency. And that is the result I'm looking for.

• 47:37Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:09Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. Also, I love a hybrid. Gas, electric, either one, which you don't have to pick one.

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• 51:09Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so the suppository.

• 51:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, sorry.

• 51:12Hannah Berner?

  You don't just like get a suppository. I had to go to like all these pharmacies in Hong Kong. And like, they don't speak English there. So I had to try to explain that I can't poop to multiple people.

• 51:27Hannah Berner?

  So I'd be like, I need-

• 51:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And I would've just died.

• 51:30Hannah Berner?

  I'd be like, stomach.

• 51:33Hannah Berner?

  And when you say stomach, they think like you're having diarrhea and then you have to be like, no, no diarrhea blocked. And then, and then the guy was, kept giving me Dolcalax and I was like, no, no, no, I need to show.

• 51:45Paige DeSorbo?

  You should've used like a, like a translator app or something.

• 51:49Hannah Berner?

  For some reason, that was like more embarrassing to me, to be walking around with a sign, like. And Dez was supposed to be my fucking, um, translator, but he doesn't speak Cantonese. He speaks Mandarin. So he's no help to me.

• 52:02Paige DeSorbo?

  So annoying.

• 52:04Hannah Berner?

  So annoying. Like, like, okay, learn the right language.

• 52:10Hannah Berner?

  Like, why were we not in Beijing if you can't, if, why'd we go to Hong Kong? Anyway, I'm like over that. So he was dead to me. I was going around just pointing to like up my butthole to like random,

• 52:23Hannah Berner?

  like six year old men in Hong Kong.

• 52:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And this is why Americans have a bad reputation.

• 52:27Hannah Berner?

  When we travel, because of me.

• 52:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It's always a redhead doing something to us.

• 52:35Hannah Berner?

  So then I finally get the suppository after going to like countless pharmacies who like didn't understand me. And I'm scared to insert something foreign into my body. Like, it's scary. And I was overseas.

• 52:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Gotta have a couple cocktails. It's not that scary.

• 52:56Hannah Berner?

  I was like, at least, at least give me, tell me a joke or something to start off with.

• 53:02Paige DeSorbo?

  At least let me have a noodle with a sesame seed.

• 53:07Hannah Berner?

  Give me some compliments first. So Dez would just say, there's like, you're gonna do it? And I'm like, okay, I don't need you like micromanaging-

• 53:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, pressuring me.

• 53:14Hannah Berner?

  My anal experience.

• 53:15Paige DeSorbo?

  This is like literally like peer pressuring you into drugs. Like, just do it. You're gonna like it. It's gonna feel good.

• 53:22Hannah Berner?

  You know, I hate that. And then, he was like, I waited for him to be in the shower, because I just didn't know what was gonna happen. I didn't want to like ruin our relationship with like a weird suppository. So-

• 53:32Paige DeSorbo?

  But they were quick, don't they?

• 53:34Hannah Berner?

  This is my advice. I went to the bathroom, because for some reason I was like, I should be in the bathroom for doing this. But apparently you should actually just be- No, no, no.

• 53:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, where the fuck else would you be?

• 53:46Hannah Berner?

  No, apparently you should just do it like lying on your side in bed, because once you stick it up, your butthole's so powerful, your butthole wants to reject it. Your butthole is like, this is foreign. So like, but you needed to stay up there to break down whatever's going on. So technically, I put it up there and then I like, ran to the bed and like in that walking, it could like release it, but like I clenched. So anyway, just for girls who need to do in the future, just lay in bed on your side and put it in.

• 54:16Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's nice to know? Is that you would never get kidnapped to become like a drug trafficker, because they'd never be able to keep the drugs inside your butthole.

• 54:28Paige DeSorbo?

  They'd be like, she has, she has IBS.

• 54:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, and that's something funny to think about, that drug dealers who are trafficking drugs are thinking about people who have IBS or not.

• 54:42Hannah Berner?

  Also, I could barely hold a tampon in. Like, I put it in at slightly the wrong angle. I'm like, I'm taking it out. This is ruining my day.

• 54:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:50Hannah Berner?

  So like, the fact that people are shoving stuff up their vaginas and just holding it, I mean-

• 54:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, people are going to the ER because they've shoved so many things up their assholes and they can't get them out. Like, that's like a whole TikTok series, I think. Like, shit nurses have seen in the ER.

• 55:09Hannah Berner?

  Justice for Richard, whatever. Remember, everyone said he had like stuck a gerbil up his butt once? Who? The guy from Pretty Woman. That was like a nineties or eighties reference that Dez told me about. Richard-

• 55:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Richard Gere shoved a hamster up his ass?

• 55:31Hannah Berner?

  He didn't, but that was like the Marilyn Manson, like-

• 55:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Gave himself head.

• 55:37Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, type of thing that like, it was like the Lea Michele can't read. Wait.

• 55:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I forgot to mention this. I went to a charity event, like two weeks ago now, and I'm walking up the stairs and they're like taking pictures, whatever. And then I see Lea Michele walking up the stairs and I like grabbed her hand and I was like, will you please come to my birthday party? And she was like, oh my God, I would love to. Like, she's so sweet. And then she got up on stage because she was presenting an award and she read off the teleprompter. And I almost took a video of like, stop hating on my girl. Like, she can read.

• 56:13Hannah Berner?

  Is it the clear teleprompter though?

• 56:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it was. It was.

• 56:17Hannah Berner?

  So how do you know there were words on it?

• 56:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I chose to trust.

• 56:20Hannah Berner?

  I like the Lea Michele lore and she's a giggler.

• 56:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I love her.

• 56:26Hannah Berner?

  For a rumor to stick like that, you have to be an it girl.

• 56:29Paige DeSorbo?

  For how much I don't want to go to a musical, I love musical theater people.

• 56:36Hannah Berner?

  She's a songbird of our generation.

• 56:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I, yeah, I feel like I can separate their art, where I'm like, I don't want to sit through a three hour long singing play. But I find you so incredibly talented and like above people when you're a theater actor. I just think they do it all.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  I want to do a documentary about like where these rumors start, like actually getting to the bottom of like, where did that actually begin?

• 57:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Rumors start from one person really, really hating you. And I feel like someone was so jealous of Lea Michele and they started that. And then you can hire PR companies to like keep lies going. It's really scary.

• 57:11Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Yep, I know that. So she, um, my thing is, I love that rumor for her because I'm like, so she does full musicals without being able to read? That's the most impressive thing I've ever, she reads music without being able to read-

• 57:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 57:25Hannah Berner?

  Letters? That's fucking, like, she's a genius. Like, it's almost like a fuck you, like, oh, I can't read and I did all this without being able to-

• 57:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:32Hannah Berner?

  Read?

• 57:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Imagine if she could. She'd take over the goddamn world. You should hope that she can't, because this is already this powerful?

• 57:43Hannah Berner?

  Butter cameo.

• 57:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's so sweet.

• 57:45Hannah Berner?

  Butter never makes the cameo. She never makes the cameo.

• 57:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Why don't you read the sign above your bed, Hannah, to the gigglers?

• 57:53Hannah Berner?

  You guys, I'm renting and every room is beautiful. But I did walk into this room.

• 58:00Hannah Berner?

  And it says, all you need is love. And I said, Desmond?

• 58:06Hannah Berner?

  We have to do something about this. He's like, why? I'm like, Butter's trying to read it right now. She's actually hates it.

• 58:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And if any man ever says, all you need is love, know that that man is broke. And he will not spend any money on you or your future children. Okay? So keep that in the back of your head, ladies, because all you need is not love. You need a lot more than you need security. You need a 401K.

• 58:36Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of love, everyone on Love is Blind hates each other. Like, I know it's the edit, but like the way they're fighting, I'm like, you guys, there's no love, there's no respect. Oh, Butter's trying to take down the sign right now.

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Butter's like, wait, wait a minute. The fuck's it say?

• 58:56Hannah Berner?

  Butter's like, this is not my aesthetic. This is not my brand. Something needs to be done. Um, but I find the people on Love is Blind, like, there's not one couple. Actually, Rob and Michaela were my couple.

• 59:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I know.

• 59:07Hannah Berner?

  Even though they're dysfunctional. I was like, yeah, I see it.

• 59:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I did like Cam and the girl who, I can't, here's the thing. I hate, like, I like can't remember any of their names. I liked them together in the beginning and then I was kind of like, eh.

• 59:21Hannah Berner?

  I just want to feel like during the first three weeks of your relationship, I know they're putting them through a lot and it's a lot of pressure, but like, you were on your best fucking behavior.

• 59:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I like to say, it's your representative.

• 59:35Hannah Berner?

  It's your representative and it's your highest like dopamine time. Like, that's, that's when the guys can get away with so much because you're just like, you just see his height and you're just like, la la la la. So the fact these people are fighting within the first three weeks, I like, I'm actually out.

• 59:49Paige DeSorbo?

  This is what I think. A man, anyone actually, I shouldn't even just say a man, a woman too. You can be on your best behavior and you can lie about your personality for three months. After three months, you, that's it. Then you start to go back to who you really are. So that's why like in the first three months, if it's not perfect, get out.

• 1:00:11Hannah Berner?

  Well, she said, Anejo was like, I asked you questions and it takes you 15 seconds to respond. I'm like, yeah, that's called not having chemistry.

• 1:00:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey, I'm trying to talk to you and you just don't talk. And it's like-

• 1:00:28Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, can we figure this out? That's just, that's when you go, thank you so much for your time. Like, how do you have a phone call?

• 1:00:39Hannah Berner?

  She's like, there's so mu-

• 1:00:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Or, or- They would have the best marriage.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God.

• 1:00:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, I think it's funny that, um, like Rob's friends, like one of the things that they said to Michaela was like, you know, like, we had to wonder if coming on this show, like, you had ulterior motives. Like, what could you gain from the show? Like, yeah, dude, they're getting famous off of you guys. Like, shut the fuck up.

• 1:01:11Hannah Berner?

  Also, Rob, why are you on the show? You're both on the fucking show. Why is, why are they just pointing fingers at Michaela? What did you want from the show? You wanted to be able to get, be like, I'm on TV?

• 1:01:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanted to be able to fuck other girls. Like, you never, you weren't trying to get married. Yeah.

• 1:01:27Hannah Berner?

  I love how he's sitting on reality TV like, why'd you do reality TV, you fake ass? I'm like, I don't know, ask your representative.

• 1:01:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, coming onto reality TV for the first time ever and being high on drugs, I think is one of the craziest things you can ever do. Like, all of his friends that were in that scene were high off the- I, I have gone out for so many years. I know when someone is high. All of those men were high.

• 1:01:54Hannah Berner?

  And that's the difference between me and you. I was like, they're dumb.

• 1:01:59Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's so funny to be like, I'm such a tough guy. I'm like fighting producers to let my forty-two-year-old friend have another beer. Like, you're not a tough guy, bro. Like, just calm down. Um, I also just want to say that

• 1:02:14Hannah Berner?

  actually, a man wanting to go on reality TV is so much worse than a woman going on reality TV.

• 1:02:18Paige DeSorbo?

  So much worse.

• 1:02:19Hannah Berner?

  The woman is trying to be entrepreneurial and like make money for her future family. We're like, why are you go-

• 1:02:24Paige DeSorbo?

  So much worse.

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  Even, hot take, men saying, I want to be famous, that's for women. Becoming famous is for women.

• 1:02:33Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, fame is not for, if you're a man trying to be famous, I'll puke.

• 1:02:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, okay.

• 1:02:38Hannah Berner?

  If you're a man who's really good at something, like you have a skill and like people admire it, great. If you're just going on TV to be famous, that's not a game. And I don't know what that voice is. I've never done it before, but I don't like it. It gives me the heebie-jeebies. It makes me, ugh.

• 1:02:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I couldn't even date like a professional athlete, I don't think, which I wouldn't consider like a pro- I mean, are professional athletes famous? I mean, yeah, I guess, but like, I don't know, when I think of famous men, I think like Harry Styles. Like, I think like a singer, an actor, like a Jacob Elordi. Like, I'd, I don't think I could be with anyone that is essentially the star.

• 1:03:21Hannah Berner?

  I want a guy who's like, I love, I'm like, I want a guy while I'm married, but like, he's like, this is literally Dez, but he's like, I hate that I have to post, but this is my art and this is what I need to do. Like, do you know that Dez like never posts just like a photo of himself?

• 1:03:36Paige DeSorbo?

  That's different. He has a skill set. He's an art, he's a type of artist.

• 1:03:41Hannah Berner?

  But I was like, why don't you post photos from Hong Kong? And he's like, why would I do that? And I'm like, and that is such a good question.

• 1:03:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Hannah Berner?

  And that is the thing they need to ask themselves.

• 1:03:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:53Hannah Berner?

  It's like, what are you promoting?

• 1:03:54Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you promoting? What is the purpose of this photo? What are we promoting in this po- in this photo? Yeah, I think that's a great question.

• 1:04:03Hannah Berner?

  Also, I want to raise awareness for one other thing men are doing that like girls have had to deal with in darkness. And I think Taylor Swift is one of them. A lot of men are addicted to video games and they are ruining their relationships.

• 1:04:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Taylor Swift has to deal with that?

• 1:04:22Hannah Berner?

  Well, Travis Kelsey, like, when he's not playing football, he's playing, like, he has a headset on.

• 1:04:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know I've never dated someone who played video games?

• 1:04:31Hannah Berner?

  I know girls who dated professional athletes who like, they just love games. Like, the second they're off the field, they're just like playing and like, it's, you're not around. Like, they're not physically, it's like if they were on their phone the whole time. That's how it feels. And they're just like talking to other men on the headsets.

• 1:04:50Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's crazy is that like, football is on Mondays, Thursdays, is it on Thursdays? Mondays, Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays, and then they, and then they golf. Let's just say they golf once a week.

• 1:05:06Hannah Berner?

  But God forbid I watch Dancing with the Stars.

• 1:05:09Paige DeSorbo?

  That's five days of like, you know, your hobby is going to be in works, in the works. It's gonna be happening. You're either gonna be watching, you're either gonna be playing. No wonder we have a mental load. Like, that's crazy.

• 1:05:23Hannah Berner?

  I was like, no wonder women are excelling because during the eight hours, I mean, look, I play fantasy football, but I'm not watching the games. I'm watching my scores. And by the way, I had a comeback. I'm ranked number one right now.

• 1:05:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.

• 1:05:39Hannah Berner?

  You know me, if I'm not one thing, it's resilient. And I lost the first three games and you know I love being the underdog. I love people not believing me and I love rising like a phoenix from the ashes and that's what I've done. And now I'm number one in the league and like, people need to put some fucking respect on my name.

• 1:05:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm. What's your team name?

• 1:05:58Hannah Berner?

  Oh, it's something really stupid. Like, I actually don't know what it is. It's more about my aura.

• 1:06:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:06:04Hannah Berner?

  Another thing I learned about Hong Kong, two things that we have to do. When you go to a public restroom, they have like a sanitizer. So, instead of just like wiping down the seat or putting toilet paper on, you take the toilet paper, you put the hand sanitizer on and you get to just like wipe down with like the actual germs.

• 1:06:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't want to do that.

• 1:06:26Hannah Berner?

  I just think it feels cleaner to me.

• 1:06:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just squatting. It's like, I think about it like, oh, thirty-second workout, squat.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  I actually have never squatted in my life. Like, life is too short.

• 1:06:37Paige DeSorbo?

  On a public toilet, you've never squatted?

• 1:06:39Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 1:06:40Paige DeSorbo?

  To pee?

• 1:06:41Hannah Berner?

  Maybe if there's no like toilet seat, then I'll-

• 1:06:45Paige DeSorbo?

  So, you're putting toilet paper on the toilet seat to sit or you're just sitting?

• 1:06:49Hannah Berner?

  I'll put toilet paper or I'll wipe it down.

• 1:06:53Paige DeSorbo?

  With what? Toilet paper?

• 1:06:54Hannah Berner?

  Toilet paper. Like, you know, there's like-

• 1:06:56Paige DeSorbo?

  But how is that getting the germs?

• 1:06:58Hannah Berner?

  Exactly. I've never gotten the germs at Hong Kong.

• 1:07:03Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I went through a really weird phase of like two months in college where I was like, do you know you can get STDs from sitting on toilet seats? And it really scared me for like a solid two months. I don't know why. And then I like forgot about it. But I was like, you can get chlamydia.

• 1:07:19Hannah Berner?

  What happens between the time that someone flushes and you walk in that there's just tons of water all over the toilet seat? Like, did they dunk their head in it? Like, I don't even know how the water gets on the toilet seat like that, but-

• 1:07:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's pee.

• 1:07:34Hannah Berner?

  Oh, because someone was squatting.

• 1:07:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because I was squi-

• 1:07:38Hannah Berner?

  So, you're peeing on the seat. I'm wiping it.

• 1:07:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm wiping, I'm wiping down my own pee if I pee on the seat. But also, I'm not peeing on the seat. I'm not like, I, I can squat and-

• 1:07:48Hannah Berner?

  I just embrace that like, we're in a public bathroom, there's gonna be germs, let's lean in.

• 1:07:53Paige DeSorbo?

  And public things are gonna happen. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And wash your hands after, yeah.

• 1:07:58Hannah Berner?

  China also has electric vehicle SUVs, which like are everywhere, and they have these amazing seats that have massages. Like, why don't we have massages in our cars?

• 1:08:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you go on their public trans- transportation at all? Like, did you go on their subway?

• 1:08:15Hannah Berner?

  Yes, so clean.

• 1:08:16Paige DeSorbo?

  How was that? No way. What's like, what are the vibes on their subway?

• 1:08:21Hannah Berner?

  Culturally acceptable to like, just like skip people online and stuff. And there's a fre- a freeness to that. Like, people will just like cut you and you cut them. And you just like squeeze in. And like, yeah, it's, there's, there's, it's just like chaos in the most beautiful way. You're like, you're all gonna get there eventually and-

• 1:08:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, no one's like, excuse me, I was standing here.

• 1:08:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, there's not someone like wielding a cucumber at your head in the subway?

• 1:08:54Hannah Berner?

  Oh, God.

• 1:08:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, gosh.

• 1:08:57Hannah Berner?

  So, anyway, you guys, thank you so much for giggling with us today. We love you so, so much.

• 1:09:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Tomorrow's my birthday, so say a prayer to Saint Anthony.

• 1:09:09Hannah Berner?

  Say a prayer to Anthony for Paige's birthday. Also, we still have tickets available in Ireland at the, um, O3 Arena, and I think we still have some tickets in our fourth Madison Square Garden show. Check that out. And, um, we love you so much.

• 1:09:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And Daphne, we're launching Black this week for my birthday, which I'm so excited. Um, so check it out. And also, don't forget to vote.

• 1:09:35Hannah Berner?

  Guys, don't forget to vote today.

• 1:09:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, love ya.

• 1:09:46Paige DeSorbo?

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