Giggling about scandals, second holes, and splenda

Paige is embracing a new side of herself and Hannah is the face of the health community because she drank lemon water once.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, oh, you got home, you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You could check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Afegato. Lately, I've been realizing that luxury doesn't have to mean some huge splurge. Sometimes it's just taking a few minutes to yourself during a busy day. I have one of these moments, oh, I don't know, every day around 2 o'clock. Whether that's making a pick-me-up coffee or maybe I just need to scroll for a little bit on the couch. That's why I'm actually so excited about the new Hershey's Salted Caramel and Afegato Creme Bars available now. I absolutely love a treat yourself moment in the middle of the day. And this is a classic Hershey's Milk Chocolate layered with a Salted Caramel or Afegato Creme filling.

• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So, it feels a little elevated while still being your favorite Hershey's chocolate. Pick up the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel or Afegato wherever you shop for snacks and choose happiness with every bite.

• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Giggles?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi.

• 3:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:34Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my gobagool Giggles?

• 3:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah walked in. I'm really sorry if you're doing audio only this episode because Hannah walked in and I said, you look like Tony Soprano. And like, I look like your mistress.

• 3:48Hannah Berner?

  And I did give you a speech two weeks ago that my fashion has changed. I'm, I'm like, I'm elevated, I'm classy, I'm chic, I don't wear patterns.

• 3:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, you had a like a stern, serious talk with me. You were like, no, I'm not funky and crazy anymore.

• 4:01Hannah Berner?

  And I said, you're not allowed to shower during this FaceTime. This is a sit-down FaceTime. You can't do all your skincare during this FaceTime. I said, I wear chic clothes now. And then I saw this shirt and I was like, that's fucking awesome.

• 4:13Paige DeSorbo?

  They will come.

• 4:14Hannah Berner?

  I'm wearing a vintage shirt that I found on some vintage site.

• 4:19Paige DeSorbo?

  That's definitely, definitely real.

• 4:26Hannah Berner?

  It's Yves Saint Laurent, as Kris Jenner would say.

• 4:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think it's real, though?

• 4:32Hannah Berner?

  And that's the thing with vintage, you never know.

• 4:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, no, you could Google if they ever made that shirt. No, you do know. Actually, the whole thing with vintage is that you do.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  Thing is, if you don't know, you know. You know that you don't know. You, how many things have you been like, is this real? Like, no one knows. How many housewives have had a burkin?

• 4:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You could look up, did YSL ever make a polo with these, like?

• 4:58Hannah Berner?

  I'm not gonna.

• 4:59Paige DeSorbo?

  One of the girls is gonna look it up.

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  I don't like getting involved in gossip. I don't like getting involved in negativity. I'm not gonna question.

• 5:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I actually planned on getting like ready for today's episode. I was like, I'm gonna wear my cute little red outfit, like we're in Miami, we're having like a good time. And in Miami, I embrace my second hole. But like.

• 5:18Hannah Berner?

  Clip that. Clip it.

• 5:26Hannah Berner?

  That is so Miami of you.

• 5:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate myself. I really hate myself, but I literally got.

• 5:36Hannah Berner?

  You felt so cute saying that too. You were like, just wait.

• 5:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I have two earrings in.

• 5:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly, in New York, I never think about my second.

• 5:46Hannah Berner?

  Your second hole.

• 5:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I never even think about it.

• 5:48Hannah Berner?

  Why is that?

• 5:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I never think about it.

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  I told Dez on our wedding day, I was gonna embrace my second hole and then I was like, no, never mind.

• 5:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I remember that.

• 5:57Hannah Berner?

  I asked you, I don't have a second hole.

• 5:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's, I like, mine's like under good traction.

• 6:02Hannah Berner?

  No, but I literally don't have a second hole in my ear.

• 6:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to poke through because I haven't embraced it in so long.

• 6:08Hannah Berner?

  So, you had to lube it up and push through. Was it painful?

• 6:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a little sore right now. I'm not gonna lie. My second hole.

• 6:18Hannah Berner?

  It's funny because I did something differently today.

• 6:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 6:21Hannah Berner?

  I don't know what happened. Something hit me the right way where it was like, you know when it's the most, it's finally a persuasive TikTok. Where like you've been wanting to do something, but like someone finally persuades you.

• 6:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like you've been wanting to buy something and you're like, fuck it, I'm buying it.

• 6:36Hannah Berner?

  This girl was like, all you have to do is put half a lemon in hot water and it will change your life.

• 6:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 6:42Hannah Berner?

  And look, have I been making fun of people who drink hot lemon water every morning? Yes. Did I happen to be on Amazon like shopping?

• 6:49Paige DeSorbo?

  For what?

• 6:50Hannah Berner?

  Groceries.

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I mean, okay.

• 6:53Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, let's throw in some lemons. Like, it's no effort. I've literally made crazier appointments.

• 7:01Paige DeSorbo?

  You've had crazier citrus.

• 7:03Hannah Berner?

  But what's so funny about marriage is Dez literally was like, why'd you get lemons? Like, he like, he knows when I do anything that's like slightly different than my natural order.

• 7:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I get lemons every week, I feel like.

• 7:13Hannah Berner?

  Never gotten a lemon in my life. The only time I've ever gotten an acidic fruit was if I do limes because I'm making guacamole. And that was like, Super Bowl 2001.

• 7:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Squeezing lemon on like, even like takeout food, like I'll squeeze some, like if I get a Chicka Malanese, they never give enough lemon, so I have lemon.

• 7:34Hannah Berner?

  But you, you like embrace life. Like you like the whimsical, like you having lemons just laying around for no reason is the whimsical that makes me love you.

• 7:42Paige DeSorbo?

  A feng shui aesthetic.

• 7:43Hannah Berner?

  Yes, where with me.

• 7:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Coming over, you don't have a centerpiece. All of a sudden, you've got lemons in a bowl.

• 7:47Hannah Berner?

  If I get lemons, I'm just gonna kill them all and then all those lemons would die for no reason.

• 7:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they get moldy, they shrink up.

• 7:53Hannah Berner?

  And I feel bad for them. They got picked just to die in my counter.

• 7:58Paige DeSorbo?

  So, did you have a hot water with lemon this morning?

• 8:00Hannah Berner?

  So, this morning, I was like, today's the day.

• 8:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:03Hannah Berner?

  So, I put water in a cup.

• 8:06Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the first step.

• 8:07Hannah Berner?

  Put it in the microwave, squeezed the lemon, tasted it and was like, it's missing something. Decide I'm gonna put some Splenda in it.

• 8:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 8:18Hannah Berner?

  Does it negate the health purposes?

• 8:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I'd say so.

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  But I wouldn't have done it if I didn't put the Splenda in, so should we just take it for what it is?

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  You could throw a little honey in there.

• 8:29Hannah Berner?

  I don't have honey.

• 8:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Too whimsical.

• 8:31Hannah Berner?

  Too whimsical. But I have Splenda up the wazoo. And one thing about me.

• 8:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you love an artificial sugar.

• 8:39Hannah Berner?

  Live life adding a Splenda. Life is short, add a Splenda.

• 8:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually don't like Splenda.

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  Splenda in everything. I put it in every, I go to, I guess I can add iced tea, side of Splenda.

• 8:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:51Hannah Berner?

  Everything is better with a Splenda.

• 8:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes you cosplay a man that was born in 1948.

• 8:58Hannah Berner?

  Like, right now.

• 8:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like sometimes like some of the things, you're like, lemons? Women buy lemons. Like, you just made us all feel really stupid for like adding lemons like to our grocery cart.

• 9:11Hannah Berner?

  I just realized that I could have been being so much cuter and healthier with my life, but instead I'm just like, I'll throw a Splenda on it.

• 9:17Paige DeSorbo?

  But I think you're at the age.

• 9:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think we are at the age. I think thirty-five is one of the first times in your life where you actually are serious about health. Like, I've said it years before, like, no, I'm gonna take control, I'm gonna like eat more healthier. But thirty-five, really, because things actually could start shutting down.

• 9:41Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say, the Masseter massacre has changed me forever. Where I had a doctor's appointment recently, and they were like, we're gonna give you this medication, there's a one percent chance. Normally, I start hearing wah, wah, wah. I don't care what they're saying.

• 9:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Won't happen to me.

• 9:56Hannah Berner?

  No. I puckered up. I was like, what could possibly happen? Cause it will happen. They were like, your insides could flip over and be on your outsides or whatever. And I, I started planning for that. I was like, can I handle that right now? And I was like, that's a really intense side effect. And they were like, it happens to one percent of people. And I said, baby, I'm your one percent. I am the one percent.

• 10:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so lucky in this lifetime. Let me tell you.

• 10:21Hannah Berner?

  Never listened, because I'm not like, I don't get allergic to things, like, I clock out when people start saying, some people this could happen to them. Like, that's not me, baby.

• 10:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:30Hannah Berner?

  I'm built like a horse.

• 10:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No allergies.

• 10:32Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think I do either.

• 10:34Hannah Berner?

  I do think, though, sometimes, knock on wood, later in life, things can emerge. So that's why we're keeping our eyes and ears open for things. One thing, too, about aging, since you brought it up, even though I don't identify with my age.

• 10:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 10:46Hannah Berner?

  You get afraid, like, oh, no, one day I'm gonna be forty, and I'm gonna have to be different and look different or whatever. But you don't realize, you don't just become it one day. Like, you slowly get there and you are ready by the time you get there. Like, you want it. You're like, this is nice.

• 11:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 11:02Hannah Berner?

  This is nice. And that's what I would say to myself, because I am a little nervous about, like, what forty-five Hannah is and how different it is than me now. But then you realize, you will be there in time.

• 11:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:14Hannah Berner?

  You don't have to fucking back to the future.

• 11:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Excessional crisis today.

• 11:18Hannah Berner?

  How dare you use that word while I'm on Invisalign?

• 11:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not on Invisalign, and I couldn't say it. Did you see the Kelly Clarkson stuff?

• 11:26Hannah Berner?

  I love it more in person, because you point at me. I am so excited to talk about the Kelly Clarkson stuff. I'm giddy. By the way, we are beyond Kelly Clarkson fans of the pod. I did her show, the most pleasant, sweetest. Also, let's remember that Kelly Clarkson came from nothing.

• 11:41Paige DeSorbo?

  She's the American Idol.

• 11:42Hannah Berner?

  And then, American idled.

• 11:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I couldn't name you one other person that's one American Idol.

• 11:48Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say Justin Baldoni, but that's not him. Justin Garofsky, no. Justin Bald, Justin.

• 11:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I have no idea.

• 11:57Hannah Berner?

  Justin Guarini. Justin Tortellini.

• 12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  One after her. Oh, the guy she competed against.

• 12:03Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 12:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 12:04Hannah Berner?

  And there's a guy named Ruben, and Clay Aiken.

• 12:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember when there was like, before AI, but it was like an AI conspiracy that Ruben died?

• 12:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Then, like, I feel like there were like videos that he died.

• 12:15Hannah Berner?

  Did you watch it with your family? Like, was it?

• 12:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I think we did watch the first season together, because it was like, the whole country was. But I don't remember watching later seasons.

• 12:27Hannah Berner?

  I think we watched the first couple of seasons together, because my mom's a singer, so it was, it's fun. It's like me watching Dancing with the Stars with Hailey. Like, I don't know what's going on, but then she'll be like, oh, her heel toe is off. And my mom would be like, like, I'd be enjoying something, and she might want to be like, I look at her, I'm like, is that on pitch? And she's like, no.

• 12:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Unfortunately, no. Unfortunately, she won't be going to Hollywood.

• 12:46Hannah Berner?

  My mom knows when it's on or off pitch.

• 12:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Who was going to Hollywood before they said it.

• 12:50Hannah Berner?

  Yes, and I like, loved watching her be like, no.

• 12:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so the Kelly Clarkson drama, which I love a scandal at a store.

• 12:59Hannah Berner?

  So on a Saturday or something, she lives in Tribeca, she was like, I'm gonna drive to Brooklyn to go to the store.

• 13:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:07Hannah Berner?

  To get this bird that I like.

• 13:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I don't even know if she went for the bird.

• 13:11Hannah Berner?

  Okay, maybe she just saw the store.

• 13:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I think she just wanted to go to the store, it's like cute and cool and whatever.

• 13:16Hannah Berner?

  And like, if that's how I want to spend my Sunday, going to Brooklyn and shopping at a random tchotchke store of things I don't need.

• 13:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I want to put a T-shirt on and a baseball hat.

• 13:25Hannah Berner?

  It's giving whimsy from Kelly Clarkson.

• 13:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just giving like, oh, my God, she's having a day.

• 13:30Hannah Berner?

  By the way, no one calls her Kelly. You have to say Kelly Clarkson.

• 13:34Paige DeSorbo?

  So she gets there, they released, did you see the video? They released of her in the store, but there's no audio. So you can like, you kind of can tell what's going on, but you can't hear what they're saying. But at the very end, you see her like, stop in the doorway and say something to the store.

• 13:52Hannah Berner?

  But when she walked in, the guy was trying to be like, she was mad, people weren't treating her like Kelly Clarkson. She clearly was incognito. She did not want people to know she was Kelly Clarkson. She's in like, a backpack, which is very me-coded.

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:04Hannah Berner?

  And I had a backpack today.

• 14:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You always have a backpack.

• 14:08Hannah Berner?

  You never know when you have.

• 14:09Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you putting in it?

• 14:11Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. Things could happen.

• 14:15Hannah Berner?

  In my backpack.

• 14:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, here's the thing.

• 14:17Hannah Berner?

  It hurts my back to have a one-shoulder.

• 14:19Paige DeSorbo?

  It'd be normal if you had dressed a back, actually, no, it wouldn't, because, again, you're thirty-five. This episode is about you being thirty-five. So I don't know where the fuck you're going with the backpack. But you also have a purse.

• 14:31Hannah Berner?

  I have purse.

• 14:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you getting on a train after this? Like, where are you going?

• 14:36Hannah Berner?

  So I didn't have time to do my makeup, so I brought my makeup in my backpack, and I wasn't gonna like, just bring my makeup.

• 14:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't have time to do mine either, because we had to do a stupid work soon.

• 14:45Hannah Berner?

  Which you didn't even know about.

• 14:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. I hate when that happens, because I'm like, oh, my God, you guys just ruined my day. I was gonna like, blow my hair out.

• 14:52Hannah Berner?

  I do have to shout out Girls Gotta Eat, because their take came up on my feed. And they were like.

• 14:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Kelly Clarkson?

• 14:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and they were like, has Kelly Clarkson not been shopping recently in Brooklyn? Because that's how people treat you when you go shopping at a boutique store in Brooklyn.

• 15:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, everyone's rude.

• 15:08Hannah Berner?

  You walk in and they're like, ew. And then you're like, hey, and they're like, I hate you.

• 15:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Hannah Berner?

  I would rather that than walk into a store when you know you don't know you, like, you don't know if you want to buy anything, but you just want to peruse. And they're like, what's your social security number? What do you want? And let me ask you a trillion things, because like, gun to my head, this is my job and I have to do it. And I'm like, you don't want to talk to me, I don't want to talk to you, why are we talking?

• 15:31Paige DeSorbo?

  If I'm Kelly Clarkson, though, I think I'm doing the same thing. I'm like, I'll burn the whole place down.

• 15:37Hannah Berner?

  Well, the way the man was standing, did you notice in the video?

• 15:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't.

• 15:42Hannah Berner?

  He's standing, and he takes his leg and he crosses it over the other leg, and he's like leaning on the side. And he's holding a mug. He's holding a coffee mug. So just envision this.

• 15:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:53Hannah Berner?

  And he's telling her, so sorry, that's not for sale, while in that position.

• 15:59Paige DeSorbo?

  But it had a.

• 16:01Hannah Berner?

  Price tag on it.

• 16:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Price tag on it.

• 16:02Hannah Berner?

  But he is, was basically, I guess he didn't explain it to her, but he was basically like, we don't want to sell this.

• 16:09Paige DeSorbo?

  To her?

• 16:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. She took it as, you think I can't afford it? Because he was like, let me show you something else. So it was a miscommunication, but he was.

• 16:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Was it, though? Because if he didn't want to sell it, why was it sitting there with a price tag on it?

• 16:22Hannah Berner?

  I think because technically, it's something that was for sale at the store, but it's become like a mainstay of the store. They do these music shows and they use it, and I think he did not want to sell it.

• 16:35Paige DeSorbo?

  What is it?

• 16:36Hannah Berner?

  Everyone's like, I hate gay Halloween, how are you the wooden bird that, that everyone's fighting over? Um, I think it does something. They're calling it like aerodynamic or something. There's like a fancy word for something it does, but it's nothing anyone needs.

• 16:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I love Kelly Clarkson, but I just realized that, like, we're so different. Because like, where is she putting this bird?

• 16:54Hannah Berner?

  It was more like the interaction and the tone, I think.

• 16:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Of how we speak to each other.

• 16:59Hannah Berner?

  But like, people don't understand, as someone born and bred in Brooklyn, New York, and has seen the neighborhood change.

• 17:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:04Hannah Berner?

  To have a store in Brooklyn, New York, that is just tchotchkes that people don't need. This is the wealthiest of the wealthiest.

• 17:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. You know what's crazy? If a girl, not girl, a woman owned this store, I think the story would be very different. It would play out very differently.

• 17:21Hannah Berner?

  Oh, if a girl owned the store, she'd be burned down by now.

• 17:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:25Hannah Berner?

  But they did say that we are in danger. The store said they're in danger.

• 17:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Of closing?

• 17:31Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 17:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, just in danger. Yeah, right. They just got so much great PR.

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  It's just, they said that, like, there's a lot of Kelly Clarkson fans that are like threatening them and stuff. So I do think, when she's leaving the store, she said something to the, the cashier.

• 17:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:50Hannah Berner?

  Because in my head, if I was the cashier, I'd be like, wait, I wasn't involved.

• 17:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I'd be like, take it. I don't give a fuck about this place.

• 17:57Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I'm getting paid hourly here. Actually, can I come with you? Can you buy me? Kelly Clarkson, can you take me home?

• 18:06Hannah Berner?

  But the thing with Kelly is that she's never had a scandal like this besides her divorce. Never had a scandal.

• 18:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I don't even like.

• 18:15Hannah Berner?

  That's just a.

• 18:16Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a Tuesday.

• 18:18Hannah Berner?

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• 19:01Hannah Berner?

  So then I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat. For all my fellow cat parents, be guest ready with Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon. One thing about me, I love a protein bar. I'm not going out into the world without my emergency protein bar. It saved me in so many situations, I can't even tell you. But when I'm eating a protein bar, it can't taste like I'm being punished, you know, for trying to eat healthy.

• 19:27Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, hmm. Why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat? Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 19:51Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to and consistency is a lot easier when your better for you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 20:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Stars and Honey protein bars are now available at starsandhoney.com or Target stores nationwide. Order online or grab a box on your next Target run. I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, okay, now what? I'll do a few exercises. I remember maybe a pull up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the Ladder app. I open it and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love using this whenever I'm in hotels.

• 20:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps and sets because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan.

• 21:31Paige DeSorbo?

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• 22:16Paige DeSorbo?

  You can meet with a licensed psychiatrist who takes the time to understand what's going on, builds a personalized treatment plan and supports you over time with consistent, evidence-based care. And because you continue with the same provider, you're not starting over each visit. Your treatment can evolve with you, so you're actually making progress over time. And with more than 300,000 patients that have already found high-quality psychiatric care through Talkiatory. Head to talkiatory.com/giggly to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in-network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. That's T-A-L-K-I-A-T-R-Y.com/giggly to get matched in minutes. Talkiatory.com/giggly.

• 23:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of divorce, I started watching this new Sienna Miller show.

• 23:03Hannah Berner?

  So did I. War. You guys, war on HBO. It is so good. Also, Sienna Miller.

• 23:08Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so good.

• 23:10Hannah Berner?

  I can't keep my eyes off her.

• 23:12Paige DeSorbo?

  We have streaming for a reason. Give me the whole fucking season or go to a main network. I don't think you should be allowed to be streaming and it be weekly episodes.

• 23:23Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 23:24Paige DeSorbo?

  No. It's really annoying. I hate that.

• 23:27Hannah Berner?

  Can you believe that we used to just like, they just put commercials in between dialogue?

• 23:32Paige DeSorbo?

  No, now when like a commercial comes up on your streaming, you're like, you apologize to people. You're like, I'm so sorry. The way my bank account is set up, like you're like.

• 23:41Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I'm getting spammed right now. I'm getting attacked.

• 23:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't like, you just start apologizing because it's so jarring. You're like, we're watching Amazon. What the fuck is this 15 second ad?

• 23:52Hannah Berner?

  I think I was with Lois and we were watching Toy Story and an ad came on and I was like, Lois, I'm so sorry. This is not the treatment that I wanted. You deserve.

• 23:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Never usually happens. I must be, I must have switched out of my cow.

• 24:03Hannah Berner?

  Lois is like, what the fuck is this? I'm trying to watch Woody.

• 24:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like you just brought up the Pandora app and people are like, immediately like you're, you have leprosy. I started watching another new show. That's a reality show called Team Moms. It's about a specialized middle school that all these boys go to in Arizona. To become like professional baseball players. They do school like two hours a week.

• 24:27Hannah Berner?

  Just breeding monsters.

• 24:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Or two hours a day.

• 24:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 24:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Breeding real scary kids. But it's all about the moms.

• 24:34Hannah Berner?

  The boy moms?

• 24:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 24:37Hannah Berner?

  What are they fighting about?

• 24:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, it's some of the best television I've ever watched in my life. I should have known. My Lord and Savior Kimberly Noelle Kardashian is the producer of it. I don't know if she came up with the idea or she's just like a producer on it.

• 24:54Paige DeSorbo?

  These women are so good. There's two families. I can't even think, I don't even know like their names.

• 25:00Hannah Berner?

  Wait, your fingers are so long. It just hit my phone across the table.

• 25:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I made my nails done today. They're actually so disgusting.

• 25:06Hannah Berner?

  Tell her mine.

• 25:06Paige DeSorbo?

  There's two families that fight on who's more Italian.

• 25:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you were locked in.

• 25:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm locked in. One of the moms is a Pilates instructor. She goes to the boys' school in these insane Pilates workouts and like teaches the kids. I'm like, this show is.

• 25:25Hannah Berner?

  Teaches the kids Pilates?

• 25:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Like 14 year old boys and her body's like insane. If I'm a mom, I'm like, no, you're not. Walking into my son at 14 years old with your tits out. Like that's.

• 25:37Hannah Berner?

  You sound like Shane goes right now.

• 25:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Well.

• 25:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, do I? Because in my head, my kid's at school and this mom is coming in in a crop top and leggings to teach him Pilates?

• 25:53Hannah Berner?

  Looking like a whore.

• 25:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think it's inappropriate on the mom's part. Like, but like I thought it was so weird. I'm like, why? I go in a sweatshirt, go in a hoodie, sweatshirt.

• 26:08Hannah Berner?

  Why is she teaching boys Pilates at 14?

• 26:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. It's part of like, because they really think like all their kids are like the best baseball. It's like truly to just try and help them be so good at baseball and whatever. Which I'm sure they don't, they rarely even talk about. You want to know what's nice about it? The kids are rarely really in it. It's not really about them. Like maybe they have some tropes of like, you gotta do better in school. And like some of them talking to their sons, but it's not like any of their drama.

• 26:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. This is great because sports parents are next level.

• 26:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Terrifying.

• 26:42Hannah Berner?

  And it's not even, I'm saying like, it's not your fault. Like something comes over you the second you think your kid has like a little bit of a chance to like be good.

• 26:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Even if mine don't, I'm gonna be insane.

• 26:54Hannah Berner?

  Jeannie sent me a video of Lois playing soccer.

• 26:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 26:57Hannah Berner?

  Little kids playing soccer is the funniest thing ever because they're all just running after the ball. But Lois realized like if she pushes and shoves a little, like she'll always get the ball. So Lois is just demolishing, like literally the end of Mean Girls, like demolishing other four year olds, like boys. And she's literally stiff-arming boys and she just keeps, like she's really good. And then I like, something came over me for a second where I was like, oh, I think she has potential. Like I was like about to be like.

• 27:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You literally became your dad.

• 27:27Hannah Berner?

  I was like, we have to get her in like some training and like we, so then I was like, Hannah, calm down, breathe.

• 27:33Paige DeSorbo?

  How do you feel about her playing with six year olds?

• 27:35Hannah Berner?

  But she doesn't like the outfit, which is why I think it might not be a long-term thing for her, but seeing Lois being better than other kids in soccer, I became a monster.

• 27:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. And I get that.

• 27:46Hannah Berner?

  She's gonna be successful in life because she's chasing the ball aggressively.

• 27:49Paige DeSorbo?

  The way the women talk to each other about like their sons.

• 27:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 27:54Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just like one family changed their last name and they like think they're lying about like the house they live in. It's just.

• 27:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 28:00Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so good. It's so good.

• 28:02Hannah Berner?

  That's really nice.

• 28:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Really nice to fall asleep.

• 28:06Hannah Berner?

  You found that for you.

• 28:10Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 28:11Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so crazy. And also, there's something about Arizona where I'm like, not enough reality TV shows with you guys.

• 28:17Hannah Berner?

  For sure.

• 28:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like Arizona is like a real crazy, crazy state.

• 28:23Hannah Berner?

  It's because it's too hot to really function.

• 28:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:25Hannah Berner?

  Like, you know, the whole, pretty much every, every month, except for like, December, January, is like unlivable because it's so hot.

• 28:33Paige DeSorbo?

  The first time I ever went to Arizona, I truly wish, like, I didn't realize they legit don't have grass.

• 28:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and like, there's real cacti.

• 28:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No one has a front yard.

• 28:44Hannah Berner?

  No, it's cacti and like little reptiles. I love the backdrop of Arizona, and then they have like beautiful mountains.

• 28:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:51Hannah Berner?

  I always say the cacti is the fuckboy of plants.

• 28:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:55Hannah Berner?

  Because it's tall, and it's like, ooh. It's like, yeah, it's me. And then if you touch it, you're like, I'm immediately hurt.

• 29:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's, it thinks it's better than the other plants.

• 29:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally. And it like holds water and it doesn't give you any. It's like, I'm thirsty too.

• 29:11Hannah Berner?

  Narcissistic behaviors from the plants. How did we get here? Um, I am possibly gonna go on a trip. Now, let me just say, I plan a lot of trips.

• 29:23Paige DeSorbo?

  A lot. Hannah plans a trip at least two trips a year.

• 29:26Hannah Berner?

  And it really, it's not good for my marriage because I'll be like, let's go to Japan.

• 29:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:32Hannah Berner?

  And he's like, if you're down, I'm down.

• 29:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Hannah Berner?

  And we like start planning it, and then something always comes up.

• 29:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Usually forty-eight hours before.

• 29:40Hannah Berner?

  And you've experienced this too.

• 29:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 29:42Hannah Berner?

  We've let down our families, our friends.

• 29:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:44Hannah Berner?

  Okay, once Dez got an ACL problem, and the doctor was like, you shouldn't be on a twenty-hour flight. So that was his fault, and I tried to remind him of that.

• 29:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Hannah Berner?

  But we're now trying to next week, because Dez has shows in Singapore and Hong Kong.

• 30:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 30:01Hannah Berner?

  We're trying to, in nine days, do Singapore, Vietnam, Hong Kong. It's a twelve-hour time difference.

• 30:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:08Hannah Berner?

  I don't know how we're gonna figure out the pod. That's like, once it gets double digits.

• 30:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you go?

• 30:13Hannah Berner?

  In my heart of hearts.

• 30:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, give it to us straight. Like, we won't say anything to Dez. Like, honestly, we can even cut this part out. What is your true, true feeling on the percentage that you're going?

• 30:23Hannah Berner?

  Every night, I have been putting together a pretend itinerary for the person I want to be when I'm there. And I'm like, yeah, we're going to that vintage shop.

• 30:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, you've looked up vintage shop.

• 30:34Hannah Berner?

  Every restaurant, restaurant, um, cat cafes.

• 30:37Paige DeSorbo?

  You've done reservations for things.

• 30:38Hannah Berner?

  I've booked the reservations. Because if I can't go, at least let me have fun pretending. I think there's a sixty percent chance we go. I'm playing pretend. Wouldn't I tell you guys, I've, I can't tell you the last time I went on like a

• 30:54Paige DeSorbo?

  True vacation.

• 30:55Hannah Berner?

  A vacation.

• 30:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Hannah, you don't vacation.

• 30:57Hannah Berner?

  Just for culture.

• 30:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you don't.

• 30:59Hannah Berner?

  For the culture.

• 31:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I would say the last time you went on a true vacation for the culture and the cuisine was four years ago. That time you went to, uh, you went to Ireland for like a week.

• 31:13Hannah Berner?

  We just went to Dez's. That was a vacation. I went to Dez's.

• 31:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, sorry. I don't know why you're mad at me. I didn't make you cancel your goddamn trips. I go to Italy every summer. I say, hey, come with me. He said, no, I have to get botox, film a show, and not move my mouth because I like a challenge. That was the craziest move of all time this summer. Like, I really, I don't think people realize, when Hannah's show comes out, we're so excited for her. But just know that I told her to quit at this single day. I go, don't even show up, you're gonna get fired.

• 31:45Hannah Berner?

  Paige was the one person, my team was like, we'll figure it out. My mom was like, it's gonna be okay. My Dez is like, it's not gonna last forever. Paige was like,

• 31:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Get out.

• 31:52Hannah Berner?

  She was like, do not do this show. She's like, you can't move your face. Get the fuck out.

• 31:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because you want to know why? I got nervous that like, oh my god, what if the show is like not that good? But it's, but people only watch to make fun of Hannah, and then like that's gonna live on forever.

• 32:10Hannah Berner?

  Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have to, that happened to me already.

• 32:20Hannah Berner?

  The show is not that good if people just watch to make fun of me? That's literally happened, babe. I'm not scared of any of that. That's, that's just my, that's a, that's a day in my life, baby, Kate.

• 32:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, that's my persona on TV.

• 32:36Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, I do think it's gonna be entertaining, but I'm scared.

• 32:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think it's gonna be fine now, and I was, I was being anxious about it.

• 32:44Hannah Berner?

  But I do need that person in my life to remind me that like you don't have to do everything you signed up for.

• 32:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I was nervous it was gonna be one of those situations where you're like, and I actually didn't even have to do this. They needed me as a host, and now I'm fucking up my career.

• 32:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I was gonna hurt myself because I thought I needed to do this.

• 33:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 33:03Hannah Berner?

  But it is good to have a friend that's like, quit. Like, just quit. Like, what are you, who, why are you being a hero? And that is the truth. You were the first person to be like, babe.

• 33:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't do it.

• 33:17Hannah Berner?

  Give up.

• 33:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, don't answer the phone. When he got, like, don't even.

• 33:21Hannah Berner?

  It's so good for my mental health. But no, the team was just.

• 33:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Stuff like that, like, I truly don't, of course, people get like stuck in situations that are scary and like different, whatever.

• 33:30Hannah Berner?

  Their face could get stuck.

• 33:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I truly don't feel like you can stick, I can get stuck in any situation. Like, I'm leaving.

• 33:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 33:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm going home. I'm not answering my phone. It's like, you've never met me. There are people in my life that truly could have gone to the police and been like, I think she's missing. It's like, no, she actually just blocked you on everything. You have no idea where she is. She's never gonna return. I have people texting me for years. But like, maybe you'll respond. No, I'll never respond to you.

• 33:59Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of, I have to do a shout out to Italian-American comedian Carly Acquino.

• 34:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 34:04Hannah Berner?

  Did you see what I posted from her today?

• 34:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, what was it?

• 34:07Hannah Berner?

  She has this video that goes viral, I think every year, of her texting her parents about technology.

• 34:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:13Hannah Berner?

  So she texts her dad being like, hey, I'm sending you, um, an online

• 34:20Paige DeSorbo?

  A digital gift card.

• 34:22Hannah Berner?

  Gift card. And she goes, then chaos ensued. So he responds something like, I'm gonna fuck it up. But he's like, okay, thank you for sending me that, and he put in quotations, digital gift card. And he's like, hopefully it's here by the time you get here and we can print it out.

• 34:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:37Hannah Berner?

  And she goes, one more time, it's digital, you don't have to print it out, you'll get it immediately. And then she goes, then my mom jumps in on the group chat, who gets scammed like five times a year.

• 34:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:49Hannah Berner?

  And she goes, I'm afraid.

• 34:53Hannah Berner?

  And she goes, I don't feel good about this. Then the dad goes, to protect her, goes, don't worry, we'll block you. So you don't have to be a part of this. And then Carly, I think, said something like, you, you guys, you're overreacting. He goes, we're not overreacting, you're causing chaos.

• 35:14Hannah Berner?

  And I sent it to my Nana.

• 35:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:16Hannah Berner?

  Because my Nana told me, like, I wanted to get her a gift. I want to get her tops.

• 35:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:21Hannah Berner?

  And I said, but can you send me the tops that you want, like from Amazon? Anything, just send me what you want, I'll get it for you. She cannot for the life of her figure out how to like copy a link and send it. So then I'm like, find something online on your phone, tell Papa to take a photo with his phone, send it to me. They can't figure that out. This has been three weeks, and we're trying to figure out. She's trying to like tell me over the phone. It's, it's chaos.

• 35:44Paige DeSorbo?

  That, yeah, it's just not.

• 35:46Hannah Berner?

  But she knows how to listen to podcasts. Shout out Nana.

• 35:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Send Nana some Daphne.

• 35:49Hannah Berner?

  You have to. I think you should do a photo shoot with Nana and Daphne.

• 35:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I should?

• 35:55Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she's been waiting.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Why? Because I don't have a grandma?

• 35:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I need to do something with Nana. I need to figure out like what she's right for. Um, actually, speaking of Daphne, did you see my infomercial?

• 36:09Hannah Berner?

  With the, the like, it looked like you were in the cold. The technology was incredible.

• 36:15Paige DeSorbo?

  We just used like a lo-fi camera. But I was like, when we started Daphne, I was like, okay, number one thing that I must make at some point is a Snuggie, like a redo of a Snuggie. We don't make blankets or anything like that yet. So I was like, let's do it in a towel version. Because you know when you get out of the towel and you're like, I'm gonna lay on my bed? But your towel is never big enough. You're always cold. Your robe is never like plush enough. And then you're like, do I get under the covers? And then it's like, no, then you're gone. Like, then it's over, you're, it's your debt.

• 36:47Hannah Berner?

  The second I put that robe on, I'm not doing anything.

• 36:50Paige DeSorbo?

  We designed like a regular robe. Like, you can wear it like a regular robe, and then there's the tie, and it's open in the front. But it's so oversized that if you flip it around and put your arms through, and then we did the pockets so that like either way you wear it, like the pockets are right there.

• 37:06Hannah Berner?

  You can fit your cat in it.

• 37:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You can literally fit your cat in it. I made, I was like, no, I need a big pocket. Because I have stuff, like my phone, the remote, different things. So I was like, okay, how are we gonna promote it? And then I was like, okay, let's just redo one of the Snuggie infomercials from when we were little. So we just like pulled it up online and like kind of It's my greatest joy.

• 37:29Hannah Berner?

  Can I add a tag?

• 37:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:31Hannah Berner?

  What if we did, like, you know when you don't get up to get water?

• 37:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:34Hannah Berner?

  Do you know how like hikers, like, it's like attached?

• 37:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:36Hannah Berner?

  Can we have a water, a water thing that's attached to the Snuggie? That you could just with it?

• 37:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Now we're onto something, yeah. I could definitely figure that out.

• 37:45Hannah Berner?

  So you don't have to get up.

• 37:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Get up, but anyway.

• 37:47Hannah Berner?

  And then something that I can pee in while I'm standing. A catheter, so I can.

• 37:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I started nursing home collection, but I use Nana as like the hot.

• 37:57Hannah Berner?

  The queen of the, but everyone should get this for their grandma, right?

• 38:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, for anyone, it's the best.

• 38:03Hannah Berner?

  The winter's coming and Nana's like, wants to be cozy, but this is the problem with Nana. She wants to also be sexy. So Nana, I'm like, do I get you, do you want a sweater? And she's like, well, it has to be off my shoulder.

• 38:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I made wraps too, like that are towel wraps. But that's why me and Nana are so similar.

• 38:22Hannah Berner?

  She's like, it has to look hot though.

• 38:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Our first robes we came out with, I was like, but sure. Like, I'm so sick of these like grandma long robes. Like, I wanted to be short and cute and like mini.

• 38:32Hannah Berner?

  If you guys saw the shirts I bought for my nanny, you'd think I'd be chopping for a 13 year old girl. Like, but she li, she has the most beautiful waist and.

• 38:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Decolletage.

• 38:40Hannah Berner?

  Decolletage, she loves to show off and she's like, I'm 85, but I want to be sexy.

• 38:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I'm gonna do a big package to Nana.

• 38:48Hannah Berner?

  She loves when her doorbell rings and there's, you know, I got her, I got her a monthly subscription to Giada Laurenti's pasta thing. It's a really good gift for people. So it sends like her, I guess, homemade pasta with different sauces that she makes or things to do.

• 39:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Every month?

• 39:08Hannah Berner?

  I should get it for you. Yeah.

• 39:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Give me that for my birthday.

• 39:12Hannah Berner?

  I'm like very into gift giving right now.

• 39:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you?

• 39:15Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm. I actually bought you your.

• 39:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Your birthday gift?

• 39:18Hannah Berner?

  Your birthday gift and I was gonna bring it today to be like, you know how you gave me my birthday gift a month late? I'll give you a month early.

• 39:25Paige DeSorbo?

  But you forgot it?

• 39:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I forgot. Speaking of families, I don't think people know how involved our moms are in our business.

• 39:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Like our personal business or our business business?

• 39:36Hannah Berner?

  Both.

• 39:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Hannah Berner?

  But like our business business, and people know that Kim is on your email and reads everyone. But like.

• 39:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, did I tell you how she called me intrusive the other day? So she's on my email. Okay. But for whatever reason, her Macy's account is connected to my email. So when she buys something on Macy's, it emails me being like, thanks for your order. Like, your order's on the way. So the other day I said to her, oh, I saw that jacket you got from Macy's. It was like backordered or something and I was like, so cute. And she looks at me and she goes, how'd you know that? And I go, your account is set up to my email, like I saw it. And she goes, ah, that's so intrusive. I go, that's intrusive?

• 40:20Hannah Berner?

  You're emailing me? I'm getting notifications.

• 40:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I thought surely you would have seen it. She was like, well, I didn't click, like, I don't click your stuff. I'm like, okay, then what's your purpose there? She's a lurker.

• 40:36Hannah Berner?

  She's just.

• 40:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Spy. I was like the goal of her.

• 40:41Hannah Berner?

  Well, Kim has boundaries.

• 40:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And I said, you're lucky I'm on it because I had to click, wait for the backordered item or we'll automatically cancel it. And I go, so you're welcome. You are waiting for the backordered item.

• 40:53Hannah Berner?

  Next time, I might have to just cancel your ass if you're gonna give me this kind of attitude. Um, my mom, we did something very funny. And I think sometimes they're the only people who are there for you. I had to do a very big decision-making thing.

• 41:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:09Hannah Berner?

  And like, it was the kind of thing that, you know, it's, there's no like wrong answer, but it's based on vibes.

• 41:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's like, your life could take a court, a different.

• 41:17Hannah Berner?

  Basically.

• 41:18Paige DeSorbo?

  There's no wrong answer, but your life could be different.

• 41:20Hannah Berner?

  It's literally Robert Frost of walking the road and what a reference. But she.

• 41:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Who are you? No. Like in Miami, you become a different person. I'm using my second hole. Like, what's going on? What's happening?

• 41:38Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, girls have layers. So this was like, who do I want to partner with for something? And everyone's like legit, but it's like really about vibes. I show up on the Zoom with my mother.

• 41:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 41:52Hannah Berner?

  And they're like, who is that? And I'm like, that's Lenore Berner.

• 41:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:55Hannah Berner?

  And she doesn't just show up on the Zoom, she has a notepad.

• 41:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:59Hannah Berner?

  And as they're talking, she's like looking down and writing notes. I've never seen people being like more nerve wracked, because no one's intimidated by me. But when my mom came on, not speaking the whole time, just taking notes, they were scared shitless.

• 42:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I had a thought the other day where I'm like, I wonder if in business stuff, I should have my mom use a different last name.

• 42:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Paige DeSorbo?

  So that people are really scared, like.

• 42:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 42:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Think that she's just some.

• 42:26Hannah Berner?

  I think it depends on your mom, like some moms are more into like the business stuff.

• 42:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:30Hannah Berner?

  But like, if you do, like, you can bring your mom on anything. There's no law.

• 42:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You can take your mom.

• 42:35Hannah Berner?

  You can take your mom.

• 42:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly take your mom anywhere.

• 42:38Hannah Berner?

  Borrow my mom, like BYOB, bring your own mom. BYOM, like bring her on a date. Bring her to the post office, bring her everywhere, doesn't matter if you're 35.

• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, we're bringing our mom, this, how cute is this? When we went to dinner the other night with our parents, Hannah's mom was like, oh my God, we should go with the girls to London and Dublin. And my mom's like, I'm already going and my sister's coming and my niece has come. Like, Kim has already planned an entire trip.

• 43:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 43:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So we're gonna go and that's gonna be so fun.

• 43:08Hannah Berner?

  I just think like.

• 43:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And we're gonna be giggly.

• 43:09Hannah Berner?

  When in doubt, like you talk to your astrologer, but like, your moms are really good at business decisions because they're like the only people that really care about you.

• 43:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's the only person on the planet. My dad will leave me for dad. And another good offer, he's gone. Are you kidding?

• 43:26Paige DeSorbo?

  He's done. My brother does anything, he's out.

• 43:28Hannah Berner?

  Your brother picks up the phone, he's out.

• 43:30Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:43Paige DeSorbo?

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• 46:27Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:09Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:25Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:27Hannah Berner?

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• 47:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 47:47Hannah Berner?

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• 48:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 48:09Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 48:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 48:23Hannah Berner?

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• 48:36Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:01Hannah Berner?

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• 49:26Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:02Hannah Berner?

  Oh, also, I, I feel like she, she comes to like my styling appointment sometimes, like, cause mom's.

• 50:12Paige DeSorbo?

  She's trying to rest and you just have her working.

• 50:14Hannah Berner?

  She's, my mom's exhausted.

• 50:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Hannah Berner?

  But she loves working. My mom can't sit still. You know, a lot of moms and their daughters listen to the pod, like separately and then they'll like talk about it together. Isn't that fucking adorable?

• 50:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think that were ever brought up in like therapy sessions?

• 50:28Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 50:29Paige DeSorbo?

  In a bad way?

• 50:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 50:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think any men have brought up, like, my girlfriend like listens to this podcast, Giggly Squad, she's like, it's too much.

• 50:41Hannah Berner?

  Be like, they're fucking putting these crazy thoughts into her head about independence and speaking back.

• 50:46Paige DeSorbo?

  We're the manosphere.

• 50:49Paige DeSorbo?

  And he's like, and I think it's a cult.

• 50:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Could you imagine?

• 50:55Hannah Berner?

  She keeps lying about being on voice rest. Do you remember? Voice rest?

• 50:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:00Hannah Berner?

  What a time, what a time.

• 51:01Paige DeSorbo?

  That feels like a lifetime ago.

• 51:02Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's about to happen since we're back on tour, we're gonna have to go on voice rest again. We recorded the last podcast before the music video came out.

• 51:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:10Hannah Berner?

  So.

• 51:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, now that it's out.

• 51:12Hannah Berner?

  The comments just make me so happy. Someone was like, Paige needed like three business weeks to recover from this. But everyone was so happy that you did it.

• 51:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so fun. No, I really got into it.

• 51:24Hannah Berner?

  Now they want us to do a musical.

• 51:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually commented at that girl. I said, how fucking dare you?

• 51:31Hannah Berner?

  Don't put shit into Hannah's head.

• 51:32Paige DeSorbo?

  A musical is quite different.

• 51:34Hannah Berner?

  And I don't, like, I can do a three minute.

• 51:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm no longer an ensemble cast person. I can't do it. I can only work with Hannah.

• 51:43Hannah Berner?

  But the tour is also so great. Obviously, some people are upset, but a lot of gigglers from Denver were like, we get it.

• 51:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 51:49Hannah Berner?

  Like, they were so cute. They were like.

• 51:50Paige DeSorbo?

  And guys, it's actually, it's like, I'm, hear me when I say this, it's not you, it's your air. Like, it's truly not you guys. It's not about the people, it's about the place.

• 52:01Hannah Berner?

  The gingers message me, they go, we're in Denver, we love Giggly Squad. It really sucks you guys can't come, but we do respect Paige's boundaries.

• 52:09Paige DeSorbo?

  It really sucks and I have, I'm sorry, I'm having a medical boundary.

• 52:12Hannah Berner?

  That's how we make decisions on this tour. Um, we do have a big, big New York City.

• 52:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Announcement.

• 52:18Hannah Berner?

  Announcement coming next week. So many announcements, but so fun.

• 52:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And then we're gonna chill for a little on the announcements.

• 52:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah, no more announcements. We're not announcing shit. You can find out through other purposes, we're not gonna announce it.

• 52:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Go back to the grapevine, okay, because we're not announcing a goddamn thing. One thing, though, I do wanna say that's like been scaring me when I am in Miami. The other night I went to the gym because.

• 52:46Hannah Berner?

  To the gym at night?

• 52:47Paige DeSorbo?

  What else do you do in Miami? Um, yeah, but like.

• 52:50Hannah Berner?

  I was like, is that safe?

• 52:52Paige DeSorbo?

  It wasn't like, I didn't go at like 11:30 PM, I went at like 6 o'clock.

• 52:56Hannah Berner?

  Guys will do that because they can.

• 52:58Paige DeSorbo?

  That's, that's nice. Um, you wanna know what I listen to on my headphones? A book.

• 53:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like, okay, Elle Woods, like I'm just walking on the treadmill, listening to a book.

• 53:12Hannah Berner?

  A book?

• 53:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Utilizing my second hole, like I'm just different down here. It's totally different. Yesteryear because I literally couldn't get through it, but it was paining me and I have like one chapter left.

• 53:21Hannah Berner?

  Is it worth me listening to it?

• 53:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh, I don't, it was like, okay. I just like never finished it over the summer and it was like pissing me off, so I had to finish it.

• 53:30Hannah Berner?

  Dez and I went to a bookstore. Well, it was one of those like TikTok bookstores. Dez, of course, bought like.

• 53:36Paige DeSorbo?

  What the hell is a TikTok bookstore?

• 53:37Hannah Berner?

  Like, it's a cool place with like coffee and books and like it was just a vibe.

• 53:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, just like.

• 53:42Hannah Berner?

  It was like Barnes and Nobles if it was like cool and chic. And like, it was in Flor- it was in Miami. It's actually called Books and Books. It's really cool. You should check it out.

• 53:52Hannah Berner?

  They were like, how do we describe what's in the store?

• 53:56Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, well, it's a book.

• 53:57Hannah Berner?

  And it's not just a book. It's another book too.

• 54:00Paige DeSorbo?

  There's other books. We're not gonna sell just one book. That'd be crazy.

• 54:03Hannah Berner?

  Books, so Books and Books was fucking lit.

• 54:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It should have been like Books and Nooks and like.

• 54:09Hannah Berner?

  Can you bring it up with the manager?

• 54:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't wanna get into a bird situation here.

• 54:13Hannah Berner?

  Powerful about it because Florida, as you know, they love burning books. So like having. Yeah, they burn books.

• 54:18Paige DeSorbo?

  What does that mean?

• 54:19Hannah Berner?

  Like books that people don't like, that have stuff that they don't like about, they burn.

• 54:23Paige DeSorbo?

  What is this, the witch trials?

• 54:26Hannah Berner?

  I know, I know.

• 54:27Paige DeSorbo?

  They're getting, they're going to the towns.

• 54:29Hannah Berner?

  And these are the free speech people being like, okay, you can't have a book about like certain things. Oh, Google it.

• 54:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Endometriosis.

• 54:51Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so true. Like maybe if you didn't wear shorts to the gym, fucking whore, you wouldn't have to burn all the books.

• 55:00Hannah Berner?

  Whenever a girl wears shorts to the gym, her book gets burned.

• 55:05Hannah Berner?

  If you wear shorts to the gym, there's no one to see it. There's a tree fall in the forest.

• 55:10Paige DeSorbo?

  A second hole is utilized.

• 55:13Hannah Berner?

  No, I can't breathe right now. Stop it. Oh, God.

• 55:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, anyway, so.

• 55:20Hannah Berner?

  I was there to use the bathroom, obviously.

• 55:24Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Dez also is like a low-key fucking professor. He's like, we talk about anything. He's like, yeah, I read that book. We're like, when?

• 55:32Hannah Berner?

  But he also does it like undercover, like.

• 55:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he's like, oh, I read it actually in two days because it was about to come out. I'm like, it just came out.

• 55:39Hannah Berner?

  He just came out and he'll be like on the plane, but he doesn't tell me about it. He's, but like, low-key, like the biggest nerd, but it's good because someone needs to know what's going on in the world.

• 55:49Hannah Berner?

  But he walked in, he's like, I've actually been looking for this specific book. And I was like.

• 55:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Looked at the girl at the counter like this fucking nerd.

• 56:00Hannah Berner?

  And he like, he like, oh, he's like, oh, it's not here. He couldn't find it. And then he like randomly found it and he was like really cute about it because he was just holding it like all excited and it was actually really fucking cute.

• 56:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Hardcover paperback.

• 56:10Hannah Berner?

  He got the paperback, but he was like, do you want to get a book? And I was like, so like, how do you even make a decision?

• 56:18Hannah Berner?

  And then I was like, do they have a Giggly Squad book? And they didn't. And I was like, fuck this place. This girl doesn't understand literature, but I love how book places smell.

• 56:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, did you see the other day?

• 56:29Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna take you to Books and Books.

• 56:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, the other day, I had never, I don't talk about that we're New York Times bestselling authors enough. And I was like on the Giggly Squad Instagram and I was like, oh my God, I never collabed on this post from like two years ago and I collabed on like one of our book posts.

• 56:45Hannah Berner?

  No, you like, you, we would joke, Grace and I am always like, just send a collab, see if she'll do it. And we joke that you never will. And then I'll be like, Grace, make the thing like prettier, like the cover photo prettier, see if she does it. And like, it never works. And like, we, we know you won't. It's just like our own little joke.

• 57:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I do though, and I throw you guys for a loop. Like, I feel like I did for the.

• 57:05Hannah Berner?

  The music video.

• 57:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And there was something else. But honestly, yeah, me and Josephine talked about my grid. We're like, it's a little cramped. It's a lot of pink. We have to break it up.

• 57:15Hannah Berner?

  Do you ever look at my grid or does it upset?

• 57:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I don't because it's not.

• 57:20Hannah Berner?

  None of your business.

• 57:23Hannah Berner?

  It's nothing to do with you.

• 57:26Hannah Berner?

  Why would you add that stress to your life when you don't need it? I know, you're like, this is not my problem and I'm not gonna make it my problem.

• 57:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I get you in real life. I know the thought, like, and you're about funny, like you're about real life connection and like, I'm about.

• 57:41Hannah Berner?

  She's like, you're about a heart and soul.

• 57:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't touch, like, don't come, stop, like, don't come any closer.

• 57:47Hannah Berner?

  But when I do post a grid, which, like a good dump, you're the first to be like, I like this dump.

• 57:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Because you are really funny and like.

• 57:55Hannah Berner?

  Dumps are hard though.

• 57:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Creative and stuff.

• 57:57Hannah Berner?

  You ever put like 17 photos and you mess up something and then you have to start over?

• 58:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, my biggest thing with dumps is I'm like, too many pictures of me, me, me. Oh, look at that, and another one of me.

• 58:09Hannah Berner?

  But then you, you put a good lay flat.

• 58:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, then I do like a cute aesthetic one that like, it's like, oh my God. She just happened to get that. It's like, no, I made everyone hold their breath.

• 58:21Hannah Berner?

  People were saying that we reminded them of Broad City with the music video. I think it's because it was in Brooklyn.

• 58:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Oh, like it kind of looked like their show.

• 58:30Hannah Berner?

  And people said it referenced the song, shiz, shiz.

• 58:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 58:34Hannah Berner?

  Shiz, which was like the biggest compliment, by the way. Um, speaking of millennial, and because I'm wearing a collared shirt, do you remember like when boys would pop their collar? Like unironically?

• 58:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:47Hannah Berner?

  Like Gen Z's don't understand that.

• 58:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I still wear things like popped collar.

• 58:52Hannah Berner?

  But like, it was like a art, like guys would wear two of them.

• 58:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. It was a.

• 58:57Hannah Berner?

  And then ever since I can't remember, I've been popping my collar. When that came out, we were like, yes, as you should. Like it wasn't a joke.

• 59:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:04Hannah Berner?

  It wasn't a bit.

• 59:07Paige DeSorbo?

  This shirt fifteen years ago at a frat house would have crushed.

• 59:12Hannah Berner?

  Give me the camera, give me the camera, give me the camera.

• 59:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop.

• 59:22Paige DeSorbo?

  She's getting into method acting.

• 59:24Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 59:24Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you really look like a mob boss, but like one that's like not.

• 59:28Hannah Berner?

  I'm not in charge.

• 59:30Hannah Berner?

  I don't have, I'm not executing anything.

• 59:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, one that's like, Jimmy, pick up the sandwiches. Like, yeah, like that's you.

• 59:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm adding color to the room.

• 59:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, he's a good guy.

• 59:41Hannah Berner?

  I'm a good hang. Keep him, he's a good hang. Don't give him anything important and he will mess it up. But like, he does bring the vibes up. I feel like the mob has personality hires for sure.

• 59:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course.

• 59:53Hannah Berner?

  Also, you know, people don't talk about, in sports, you have personality hires too.

• 59:56Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you think the mob is doing now that they're, you know, who the number one people that are mad at Polymarket? It's the mob. Because what are they doing?

• 1:00:07Hannah Berner?

  Oh, because they like to control betting?

• 1:00:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's their whole, isn't that their whole thing?

• 1:00:11Hannah Berner?

  They should sue. They'd be like, hey.

• 1:00:15Paige DeSorbo?

  They're just like, class action lawsuit. Actually, this is our bread and butter. How dare you?

• 1:00:19Hannah Berner?

  We invented this shit. And you gotta bring the money to Tony.

• 1:00:22Paige DeSorbo?

  The things they take from us.

• 1:00:23Hannah Berner?

  The things, everything, yeah. My final thought is just that I did have bangs and fire engine red hair as Helly R.

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but like, yeah, but in like a fake way. Oh, that reminds us. We have to do our Halloween costume.

• 1:00:39Hannah Berner?

  I know, but I'm going on my trip on the twenty second, so.

• 1:00:42Paige DeSorbo?

  What's the date?

• 1:00:44Hannah Berner?

  Like, we have to figure it out. I don't, I'm not set on anything. Nothing.

• 1:00:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, cool.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  Okay, well, we have a lot to do this weekend.

• 1:00:51Paige DeSorbo?

  We do?

• 1:00:52Hannah Berner?

  I don't know.

• 1:00:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think we'll just hang and we'll chill.

• 1:00:55Hannah Berner?

  What were you gonna say?

• 1:00:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I forget.

• 1:00:57Hannah Berner?

  You thought of something?

• 1:00:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but your Helly hair was like a wig and not real. Like, that's not the real color.

• 1:01:06Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 1:01:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And we're not doing a bang.

• 1:01:09Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 1:01:09Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not thick. It's literally just, it's a wit. It's a long, you can't even go to here.

• 1:01:16Hannah Berner?

  I'll do that.

• 1:01:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I think you should do it.

• 1:01:18Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'll do it.

• 1:01:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you tell your mom?

• 1:01:20Hannah Berner?

  No, we have to run it by her first, for sure. We can't just do that kind of thing.

• 1:01:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, maybe I should ask because she'll be less likely to say no to me.

• 1:01:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, if she thinks it's coming from you, she'll see it.

• 1:01:28Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a sleepover situation.

• 1:01:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You ask, obviously she'll say yes to you. You're not even her daughter.

• 1:01:37Hannah Berner?

  Okay, guys, thank you for giggling with us. Have the most amazing weekend ever. We'll talk to you later. Bye.

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