Giggling about networking, nervous stomachs, and tough mudders

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• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, oh, you got home, you're you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You could check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Hello.

• 3:34Paige DeSorbo?

  What's up, my gorgeous gigglers?

• 3:40Hannah Berner?

  Okay, she's awake. Paige was like, let's record at 8 a.m. and I'm like, okay, well, I'm tired. You go. Oh, now you're yawning. Now you're yawning. You were so confident. That was a good one. That was a good yawning.

• 3:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I was so confident. You want to know what? I don't, I don't know what day it is. Like, I didn't have a weekend.

• 4:01Hannah Berner?

  Fashion Week actually fucked you up. Plus, you were like the face of the NFL. Because we're a sports podcast, so.

• 4:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what the fuck?

• 4:11Hannah Berner?

  I think they thought you were a sports reporter.

• 4:15Hannah Berner?

  I think they were like, Aaron Andrews went brunette?

• 4:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I was sitting in a box with Jadakiss.

• 4:22Hannah Berner?

  So iconic.

• 4:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And.

• 4:24Hannah Berner?

  Jose Alvarado.

• 4:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, the Knicks player. And so, like, I figured, oh, yeah, they're they're going to take your picture in like the merch and like where you might put it on like the Giants Instagram. And I was like, totally, of course, like, I'll do whatever you need. And really, I got this, I only got the tickets because my brother wanted to go. And so then, when I saw the Page Six video, I was like, wait. Guys, honestly, not that big of a deal that I'm at the Giants game. Like, no one gives a fuck that I'm at the Giants game.

• 4:55Hannah Berner?

  I do. I really do. Actually, all the gigglers were waiting. The best thing about the gigglers is there's all these sports pages that occasionally will post us.

• 5:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Or just a woman.

• 5:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Or just someone that looks like a woman. Anything close to long hair, they freak out. They're really mad about it.

• 5:19Hannah Berner?

  Then there was the U, the W, the ATP is like the, sorry, it's so fucking early, you guys. It, but I like it when it's early because I have, the thoughts of the day haven't hit me yet. Like, this is our purest form. These are our souls raw.

• 5:36Hannah Berner?

  This is like when you're supposed to meditate.

• 5:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't been tainted by anything yet today.

• 5:41Hannah Berner?

  I haven't checked an email. No one's bothered me. Um, so, yeah, the ATP Tour posted like all the celebrities and I was sitting in front of Jaylen Brunson, but it was like, honestly, he's the best pic I've ever taken, sitting in front of Jaylen Brunson, like.

• 5:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you looked gorgeous and you were like, you were like so unaware of the camera.

• 6:02Hannah Berner?

  For the first time in my life, by the way.

• 6:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, so you can pick up on like, wait, she's just being naturally pretty.

• 6:09Hannah Berner?

  By the way, I've never not been aware of a camera. The US Open is the only time that they're able to catch me in my natural habitatto. And I was so into the match, but anyway, the comments, it's 400 gigglers being like, Tag had a fucking burner. And then if anyone said anything like, who is that girl? They go, she played Division One tennis and she deserved to be there. She deserved to be there.

• 6:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're so funny.

• 6:39Hannah Berner?

  It made my life.

• 6:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone like didn't like my shoes and the gigglers were like, um, she actually planned this outfit and it's actually perfect for a football game. You wouldn't, you don't know what you're talking about.

• 6:52Hannah Berner?

  There were valid concerns about my outfit with Chelsea Handler at the US Open. I just want to talk about it.

• 6:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:59Hannah Berner?

  Now, as you guys know, my truth is admin is not my strong suit. Also, if you listen to the pod and you're a real one, you know, I didn't know I was going to the US Open that day. I forgot that I had told Chelsea Handler, yeah, I'll come to the US Open with you.

• 7:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You want her to just whip out an entire full Rob Lauren look?

• 7:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm not Paige Audi de Sorbo. I don't, I don't have a closet full of just, oh, for a US Open night.

• 7:23Paige DeSorbo?

  She didn't see something on a website in February 2024 and think, one day I'll wear this to the US Open and just have it in her closet.

• 7:30Hannah Berner?

  So, I had an outfit planned for a Fashion Week party, which if you look at it in that lens, you're like, oh, I could totally see, you know, in Soho, Hannah walking in with that.

• 7:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We couldn't be more different.

• 7:42Hannah Berner?

  So, then I was like, how do we make this tennis? And then there's this amazing Harlem designer that I found. She has like 2,000 followers and she has this, um, it's called Four Seas Official. And she has this tennis bag that I had her courier it to me. And I was like, now the outfit is tennis. And but granted, yeah, I looked like a little club rat, but then also it's the US Open. It's the US Open nighttime, babe.

• 8:10Paige DeSorbo?

  It also kind of, yeah, it also kind of gave like, wait, she's like cool. She's not like, yeah, she's not coming to the US Open and wearing like a maxi skirt with a collared shirt, you know, like.

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  That was the first time I went to the Open.

• 8:24Paige DeSorbo?

  It actually kind of like worked in a, in like an early 2000s way.

• 8:29Hannah Berner?

  I kind of felt like I was the celebrities that go to the, um, Coachella who are like, we've been here so many times. We're just going to wear whatever.

• 8:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you were like a senior. You were a senior at the US Open.

• 8:45Hannah Berner?

  By the way, we have so much to talk about.

• 8:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I have so much.

• 8:48Hannah Berner?

  I guess I'll just get mine out of the way of the US Open thing where, look, you guys. I, first of all, Andy Cohen.

• 9:00Paige DeSorbo?

  He was there.

• 9:00Hannah Berner?

  Andy Cohen, I don't know if you saw this, Andy Cohen gets interviewed by like, I think it was like the ESPN girls who you know are gigglers. And they're like, Andy, which Bravo celebrity would you want to be your doubles partner? And they're like so excited. You could tell they're like setting him up. And he's like, huh, hmm, like completely, no idea. He's like, couldn't, he couldn't pull a name, like goes on a little too long, being like, what, what, who? And they're like, Hannah Berner. And he's like, oh, Hannah, yeah, I love her. And then I'm like, did I not make it clear enough on Bravo that I play tennis?

• 9:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like you did.

• 9:37Hannah Berner?

  I thought I did.

• 9:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like you said it enough times.

• 9:43Hannah Berner?

  Did you guys know we play tennis? Apparently not.

• 9:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like part of the reason they fired you.

• 9:48Hannah Berner?

  No, literally, they were like, if tennis comes out of her mouth one more time, we're going to have to pull the plug.

• 9:52Paige DeSorbo?

  There were like three guys that were like, wait, she's actually really good. Get her off the show.

• 9:58Hannah Berner?

  Someone said their favorite part was when someone was having a fight and I was in the background playing tennis. They were like, I feel like you're just here for the zipline.

• 10:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, Grace is gonna kill me.

• 10:09Hannah Berner?

  You're not recording?

• 10:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was recording, but my volume was all the way down.

• 10:13Hannah Berner?

  Oh, it's okay. Oh yeah, okay, so then, um, we got there. I'm really good friends with a girl who works for the USTA. If you don't think USTA is the

• 10:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Period.

• 10:26Hannah Berner?

  The United States Tennis Association. Now, as you guys know, I'm not a good networker. I'm not going up any ladders.

• 10:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And Hannah, that's one thing we're really aligned with. Like, when I graduated college, I feel like people were like, "And then you have to network, and you have to network," and I'd get a pit in my stomach. And let me just tell you something, I've never networked in my life.

• 10:45Hannah Berner?

  I've never asked someone for coffee, I've never seen someone in a room and-

• 10:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Fuck off.

• 10:50Hannah Berner?

  No, they have to come to me and then we'll hit it off, cuz it's natural. Um, so, I happened to play tennis with this girl, Le Pop, shout out Chelsea, since we were like 10 years old. And we weren't like friends per se, but we, we never had beef, which is actually huge. So like, if you haven't had beef with someone who you played junior tennis with, you're like, we're best friends.

• 11:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You're basically sisters.

• 11:15Hannah Berner?

  And then she went on to play for Illinois and I went to play for Wisconsin. Anyway, long story short, she texted me, she was like, "If you wanna go to the semis, let me know, I got you." I was like, "Amazing, I'll go come with Chelsea." So we come in, and they're like, "Okay, let's take your seats." We're walking past Ciara and Russell Wilson, who went to Wisconsin, go Badgers. We walk past Anna Winter, I'm like, "Okay, that's kinda weird." We walk past Jalen Brunson and Ben Stiller, I'm like, "Okay, I'm so crazy." They put me in the best seat of the house, right behind the server. Me, Chelsea, and then Brian Valhalla is the USTA president, I realize.

• 11:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what's his last name? I like that.

• 11:54Hannah Berner?

  Valhalla, he's, he's also one of the like, first out former tennis players. Like, he's an icon.

• 12:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I, that is so inspiring.

• 12:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and he's, and he's running the USTA, which is really, really fucking cool. So anyway, it was just Brian being like, "Can I sit next to Chelsea?"

• 12:17Hannah Berner?

  Someone's like, "How'd you get there?" I'm like, "I think the guy just wanted to like laugh the whole time in the front." And then, you know that I was, I, I thought I was coaching Tiafoe.

• 12:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's what I wanna do at a tennis match. I wanna just laugh the whole time. Did you feel pressure being in that seat?

• 12:37Hannah Berner?

  I trained my whole life for this moment.

• 12:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:39Hannah Berner?

  When I tell you I was like locked, I was locked in to the point that I was like, "Foe, let's go, foe, foe, breathe, okay? I'm gonna need you to breathe right now, come on."

• 12:47Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, "Guys?" Wait, did you ever think about being a tennis coach?

• 12:50Hannah Berner?

  In that moment, I was. You know-

• 12:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh oh.

• 12:53Hannah Berner?

  As you guys know, my dad was my coach, and he coached the Beagles Girls tennis team. I come from a line of coaches, I love coaching, and you know what? I coach the Gigglers every day. And one day, I will be a coach. If you yawn one more time after you told us to record at 8 a.m. with your long fingers blocking your mouth, I can see that yawn.

• 13:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm a working, I'm a busy gal. I, I had to fit it in this morning. Honestly, you did this to me last week, so-

• 13:22Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're so right. You're so right, even. Um, I met Lindsey Vonn for the first time.

• 13:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you?

• 13:28Hannah Berner?

  Obsessed with her, obsessed.

• 13:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Lindsey Vonn is the skier?

• 13:33Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Now, Lindsey, the greatest of all time skier. Um, she, also, we were such girls, cuz we met and within five minutes, we were talking about like, dating and like how to, just like the deepest possible chat, like men would never understand that.

• 13:49Paige DeSorbo?

  And I like when you meet a girl and you have this like, like the first thought that you both have is like, we don't know each other, but like you're a girl and I'm a girl, so like-

• 14:01Hannah Berner?

  Also, as two former athletes combined many Olympic titles, we really connected over that.

• 14:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Hmm.

• 14:10Hannah Berner?

  Okay, oh, we're sitting with Lindsey Vonn and Renee Stubbs. Renee Stubbs' eyes light up. Someone just walked in. It's Jalen Brunson and Ally Brunson, from the Knicks.

• 14:21Paige DeSorbo?

  The Knicks.

• 14:21Hannah Berner?

  The king and the first lady of New York. Now, Ally Brunson's a giggler and arguably like my best friend. So she's like, "Ha! I haven't met Jalen yet." When I tell you, this man's an angel.

• 14:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he, he looks like he's really nice. You know how like people have an aura?

• 14:43Hannah Berner?

  His aura is so good and calming, but he also is silly. Like, he was one, I've met a lot of male athletes that like, won't make eye contact with women in the room, and then when you say something funny, they like don't hear it. He literally was looking for the next joke. Like, he like wanted to laugh and was like down to clown and was so funny and cute. So we're all-

• 15:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's-

• 15:03Hannah Berner?

  And he has a podcast with Josh, and I feel like I'm like Josh and you're like Jalen. So anyway, regardless, we're having fun, I'm not embarrassing myself, like I'm feeling good. I'm like, two honey dip sips in, honeydew sips in, which is like-

• 15:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I like honey dip, though.

• 15:18Hannah Berner?

  I know, what's a honey dip?

• 15:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know, but I like that.

• 15:22Hannah Berner?

  You're like, "She's cute, she's-"

• 15:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:24Hannah Berner?

  Then, Ben Stiller comes up. Am I supposed to be saying all this information? Anyway.

• 15:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, this is crazy. This sounds like a, this sounds like a made up story. Ben Stiller came up, he was like-

• 15:35Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  Ben Stiller, well, first of all, he, everyone's saying hi cuz we're all like, you know, just-

• 15:43Paige DeSorbo?

  It's Ben Stiller.

• 15:44Hannah Berner?

  And then he looks at me and he's like, "I know you from somewhere," and I'm like, "Um, co-host of Giggly Squad."

• 15:51Hannah Berner?

  He was like, "Oh, you're a comedian?" So I'm, uh, my mind is blown. That's when I started to get a little like, not cool.

• 15:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:58Hannah Berner?

  And I'm so excited to stand there with Ben Stiller and Jalen Brunson, and I have this, okay, this is the one bad moment of the night for me. That I haven't forgotten, clearly, it keeps repeating in my head.

• 16:09Paige DeSorbo?

  There's always one.

• 16:10Hannah Berner?

  I just like, there was like kind of a moment where there was a silence and I was like, this came out, you know this came out of nowhere, I just go-

• 16:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You always do something like this. This is like, I wouldn't even cross my mind to do something like this, I already know what you're gonna say before you even said it.

• 16:24Hannah Berner?

  My grandpa played basketball.

• 16:29Hannah Berner?

  My grandpa, my grandpa was a basketball coach in Brooklyn.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Who did you say this to?

• 16:35Hannah Berner?

  Ben Stiller and Jalen Brunson.

• 16:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And what'd they say? Were they like-

• 16:38Hannah Berner?

  As I was saying it, you know when you realize you don't have an ending to the story? So I go, like, and they were like listening, like they were like, "Tell us the story."

• 16:46Paige DeSorbo?

  They were like leaned over, they were like, "Yeah, Hannah, but-"

• 16:49Hannah Berner?

  Literally, that-

• 16:50Paige DeSorbo?

  This is your one shot to become our friend, what do you wanna say?

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  No, that was literally what was happening. I go, like, and as I'm saying it, I'm like, "Oh, no, no, this is not going anywhere." Cuz you could tell immediately if someone's like, "Oh, that's, that's a cool story." And it wasn't. So I was like, but it was my grandpa from heaven telling me to say hi to them. That's what was happening. It came out like-

• 17:09Paige DeSorbo?

  He needs to chill the fuck out, okay?

• 17:12Hannah Berner?

  Grandpa-

• 17:13Paige DeSorbo?

  He's involved in so many facets of our life. I've never, I didn't even meet the man.

• 17:19Hannah Berner?

  He was on Summer House.

• 17:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, but I never met him.

• 17:22Hannah Berner?

  Stop, now I'm gonna get emotional. It's only 8:22 a.m., Paige, I can't do this right now.

• 17:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, don't be emotional because you wanna know what? You are 35 years old and you still have a set of grandparents. No one has that, so I don't feel bad for you.

• 17:38Hannah Berner?

  Des right now, I can't with the two, my, two Scorpios.

• 17:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 17:50Hannah Berner?

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• 18:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 18:19Hannah Berner?

  You can't not have fruit platters. I know you love a fruit platter.

• 18:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I obviously love a fruit platter, I love to make them look stunning and gorgeous. What I don't anticipate is a bug on my fruit platter.

• 18:30Hannah Berner?

  No, that ruins everything. You lose trust from your guests, you use, lose friendships, and next thing you know, it's National Geographic.

• 18:38Paige DeSorbo?

  If you have a fly on your fruit platter, people immediately think you don't shower.

• 18:42Hannah Berner?

  If you have a fly on your fruit platter, you have to burn the whole house down.

• 18:44Paige DeSorbo?

  If you have a fly on your fruit platter, you have to literally go into witness protection.

• 18:50Hannah Berner?

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• 19:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 19:03Hannah Berner?

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• 19:07Paige DeSorbo?

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• 19:13Hannah Berner?

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• 19:29Paige DeSorbo?

  My brother just moved into a new house, and it was actually my housewarming gift. I said, "Here, catch some bugs."

• 19:35Hannah Berner?

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• 19:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 19:53Hannah Berner?

  Zivo Flying Insect Trap and Refills are available at major retailers near you. Fruit flies, be gone! Um, okay, so then I say, I basically, like, my grandpa played, I mean, coached basketball in Brooklyn, but you know, there's nothing to this story. Like, literally, like, it was like, but at least I got out early. Like, I knew to get out early.

• 20:13Paige DeSorbo?

  At least you acknowledged.

• 20:15Hannah Berner?

  At least I was like, "This isn't going anywhere. I just need to tell you guys that." And I was like, "Okay."

• 20:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, just crazy.

• 20:19Hannah Berner?

  But that was definitely, I like, you know when you feel like, you're like, "That was not good. That wasn't good."

• 20:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:24Hannah Berner?

  But then I turned to Ben, and I'm like, "We have to recover." And I was like, "I'm so excited for the documentary." And he lights up. He gets happy. And I said, "You know, I always say, when your phone goes horizontal, Ben Stiller's up to something." And he starts laughing, and then I'm like, "Get out, get out, get out, get out." So I get out of the...

• 20:41Paige DeSorbo?

  You said, "That's it?"

• 20:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes?

• 20:46Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm out of control.

• 20:47Paige DeSorbo?

  When I'm not around you? I'm like, "Who is that girl?"

• 20:52Hannah Berner?

  I don't want to blame anyone, but Chelsea Handler is an enabler.

• 20:55Paige DeSorbo?

  You turn into a 1940s, like, you know what I always say?

• 21:01Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm a dad with a waitress coming to the table, like, "We gotta, gotta, gotta go online right now." I love Chelsea Handler because she's literally me, but we're dangerous together, where she literally looked at me at one point, and she's like, "If we say anything embarrassing, we could just go to the other side of the room, and they'll forget." And I'm like, "Perfect." Like, because we're just...

• 21:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:20Hannah Berner?

  But we're good. Like, we come in, and we literally separated. We're mingling, mingling, come back together. She's like, "We're a good team." And we're just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I did say something also risky to Jalen, but this was after, like, we'd been talking, like, the whole night. We're having so much fun, and we're sitting down,

• 21:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:36Hannah Berner?

  and Tiafoe was losing, and everyone's kind of feeling upset. And I turned to Jalen, and I'm just like,

• 21:45Hannah Berner?

  "Can you give him, like, some words of advice or something?" And Jalen, like, kind of like, smiles, and I go, "Do you know anything about, like, sports leadership?"

• 21:54Paige DeSorbo?

  That's...

• 21:55Hannah Berner?

  And he, like, really started laughing. And I, but like, it was risky, and I had to do it after, like, we'd had some camaraderie.

• 22:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:04Hannah Berner?

  And then I told Russell Wilson that we both played Badgers, played for Wisconsin together.

• 22:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay. I feel like that's like, you, that's like a normal thing.

• 22:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and I also was like, "You don't remember me? We got drug tested together." But anyway, then I met JoJo.

• 22:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw.

• 22:21Hannah Berner?

  We're both 35, like, the exact same age, which is crazy, because I'm like, "Wait, you blew up at, like, 12."

• 22:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I was obsessed with her.

• 22:29Hannah Berner?

  She's another one, like, immediately, three minutes in, we were, like, talking about, like, just the deepest thing you can imagine. She is such an angel.

• 22:38Paige DeSorbo?

  When she became famous, like, when she had that, like, that, what was the song that, like?

• 22:44Hannah Berner?

  "It's just too little, too late, too little, too..."

• 22:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:47Hannah Berner?

  "And I can't..."

• 22:48Paige DeSorbo?

  She, like, made me want to grow up.

• 22:51Hannah Berner?

  Okay. I looked at her. I said, "Look, look at me." I said, "Look, look at me." I was like, "How do you do, Sin? Look at me." You inspired so many girls to leave and get out. And I can't quantify how valuable that is.

• 23:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I don't know, because we were 12, and so we weren't running away from home.

• 23:11Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, "I'm not holding her hand anymore."

• 23:16Hannah Berner?

  "Stop telling people we kissed. We didn't."

• 23:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, is she married?

• 23:21Hannah Berner?

  I think she has a man. I don't know if she's married, but her, she, she's...

• 23:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I didn't know if she was, like, married with kids, or like...

• 23:28Hannah Berner?

  I kind of want her to, like, blow up right now.

• 23:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Me too.

• 23:34Hannah Berner?

  Also, do you know who I'm obsessed with? Adella?

• 23:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's literally on my list to talk about. Things that are keeping the economy going is every time the girls get a goddamn anthem. Like, I, I don't think that guys even understand what it does for our insides. Speaking of, when we went to Michael Kors, I met, um, the singer Ash, who sings "Stop the Wedding."

• 24:02Hannah Berner?

  What'd you say to her?

• 24:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I, we just locked eyes, and I was like, "I think that's her," because she has, like, an iconic haircut, and she had sunglasses on. She looks like a 19, like, 50s celebrity. Like, she looks like someone that was born to be famous, just by her, like, yeah, like, vibe. And we just, like, went up to each other, and we embraced each other. Like, it was one of those moments where you're like, "I'm a girl, you're a girl. We agree on things. Let's hug." And it was very emotional, and I really enjoyed it.

• 24:35Hannah Berner?

  It is hard to make eye contact with someone with sunglasses. I've had a couple, I thought they were making eye contact.

• 24:40Paige DeSorbo?

  We felt the, like...

• 24:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, the pull.

• 24:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt like you kind of did with Jordan across the...

• 24:45Hannah Berner?

  So Jordan Woods was wearing sunglasses, couldn't tell that she was making eye contact, but took a risk.

• 24:50Paige DeSorbo?

  But I felt like you were.

• 24:51Hannah Berner?

  But we were. Shout out Jordan Woods, go Knicks. By the way, Michael Kors, can we just say, tell them about the New York Times?

• 25:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 25:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I'm literally that friend. I'm like, "Tell them the story. Tell the story."

• 25:06Paige DeSorbo?

  We're, like, walking to our seats, and we get, like, stopped by, like, these four people sitting, like, in a row.

• 25:12Hannah Berner?

  Who look really important.

• 25:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, who looked like smart people, like, "Oh, you guys are here because you, like, invented something." Yeah, and, yeah, like, you're supposed to be here because you're like, this is... We're just like, we're chatting, like, "Hey, I'm in a turtleneck."

• 25:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I think I said that at one point. I was like, "And I'm in a turtleneck," you know?

• 25:37Hannah Berner?

  When in doubt, just say what's happening.

• 25:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, at the Giants game, I'm like, "And Taylor Swift might perform here tomorrow. You don't know." Because it can be sick.

• 25:46Hannah Berner?

  And my grandpa played, was coaching.

• 25:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I just realized I make fun of you for things that I do, because it's projection.

• 25:57Hannah Berner?

  And that's what happens in a morning pod, because she's, she's just pure.

• 26:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm clear-headed.

• 26:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she's clear-headed.

• 26:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what were we just saying?

• 26:05Hannah Berner?

  We're walking, and then someone,

• 26:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 26:08Hannah Berner?

  three really important people were like, "Hey, we love your..." We, they said something. I forget what they said.

• 26:13Paige DeSorbo?

  They stop us, "Oh, my God, we're huge fans." And we're like, "Oh, my God, like, we're huge fans. Like, what do you do?" And they're like, "We're the New York Times." Like, I actually stopped for a moment, because I was like...

• 26:24Hannah Berner?

  And I didn't realize I say this, because I don't realize when I do things, I go, I literally said to the New York Times, "I love your work."

• 26:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you want to know what? Sometimes when I meet a girl on the street, or like, I'm in a room with people, and they are taken seriously in their workplace.

• 26:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I get intimidated. I'm like, "What is it like to be taken so seriously in your workplace? Because I'm a joke." Like, my workplace is...

• 26:53Hannah Berner?

  And in terms of journalism, the smaller the font, the more important they are. And if you ever tried to read a New York Times article, you got a squint.

• 27:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, can I say, this was not even on my list, but...

• 27:05Hannah Berner?

  Go for it.

• 27:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Since you brought up the New York Times,

• 27:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't understand how everyone's playing the New York Times games every day. Like, you know, like, you're like, "Oh, I'll do the Wordle every day," or like, "I'll do the..." Guys, am I really dumb? Because I, I'm not getting the word. I'm never, wait, listen to me. I'm never getting the word. Okay, I tried to play one of them the other day, and it was like, "Here's all these letters, and you pick out how many words are in there." And I'm like, "No. No." Then, then, I've been personally attacked this week. Then, I'm at the Chanel event, and I'm getting interviewed by, like, I want to say it was, like, Harper's Bazaar, and it was a man, and he goes, "Spell Mademoiselle."

• 27:54Hannah Berner?

  No. No, no, no, that's illegal.

• 27:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I looked at him, I said, "You don't ask a lady to do that." But, I'm quick on my goddamn feet, and there was a sign behind me that had it written, so I glanced and I read it.

• 28:08Hannah Berner?

  That's how you passed college.

• 28:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's how I passed Spanish. Like, literally, do not put me on the spot like that.

• 28:16Hannah Berner?

  I'm really sorry that happened to you.

• 28:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, so I was like, thrown off. I'm trying to have a nice night, go to my first Chanel event, and then this man asks me to spell, and I'm like-

• 28:27Hannah Berner?

  Looking to be like, put together an outfit.

• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I said, "I'm wearing a vintage jean. You want me to sweat right now?"

• 28:33Hannah Berner?

  By the way, shout out to your vintage jean. I didn't realize the detail.

• 28:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 28:39Hannah Berner?

  The side detail of the Chanel on it, like, that was iconic. "Paige, I need help with my outfits for September. It's so hard to dress because I'm like, I need a jacket, I need layers, but then I'm like, it's also hot out still. What do you do?"

• 28:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, September really makes me want to just like, get rid of all my clothes and buy all new things. Like, I'm not going back to school, but for some reason, I need a back-to-school wardrobe.

• 29:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and it's like, new year, new me, and I need to figure it out, but it's stressful. But Revolve, I have gone to Revolve, and it's solved all my problems. It's where I go when I want that reset without turning it into a six-hour research project. I don't have the time.

• 29:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And they already have all the brands that I love. Everything feels current because apparently the temperature dropping four degrees means I need a new identity and a sweater.

• 29:24Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed with my Beryl Eggold jeans. They're incredible, and I wore it with a nice Helsa blazer and some cute silver earrings. I felt so hot, confident, and like, she knows what she's doing.

• 29:39Paige DeSorbo?

  If you're looking at your closet right now thinking, "No, none of this is working," just go to Revolve. They have all the brands you actually want, there's always something new, and you can order a few options because the shipping is fast and the returns are easy. Go to revolve.com/giggly to shop our faves and use code GIGGLY for 15% off your first order. That's revolve.com/giggly. Code GIGGLY for 15% off your first order. Offer ends September 29th, so don't miss out.

• 30:05Hannah Berner?

  Gigglers, the holidays are coming, and Arm & Hammer, Hardball, Cat Litter and I are making sure all my fellow cat parents are guest-ready. You guys know I'm obsessed with cats, I'm a cat missionary, and make sure everyone in my life has a cat, and I'm doing really well at it. I foster, and I'm constantly trying to help cats find homes, and around the holidays, I basically want everyone I know to fall in love with a cat and take one home. But, the holidays, you guys are hosting, you have your cat, and you have such a to-do list, you know, hiding things in closets, pretending you're clean, pulling out the snacks. One thing I do not need to add to that list is worrying about cat smell. Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter keeps odors under control and forms compact clumps that make cleanup easy, so that part is already handled in the background. So then, I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat.

• 30:52Hannah Berner?

  For all my fellow cat parents, be guest-ready with Arm & Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon.

• 31:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, "Okay, now what?" I'll do a few exercises, I remember, maybe a pull-up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the Ladder app. I open it, and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in-ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love using this whenever I'm in hotels. I've been using it for a while now, and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture.

• 31:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets, because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you, and if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan. Use my link and get a free seven-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join.

• 32:22Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me, I love a protein bar. I'm not going out into the world without my emergency protein bar. It saved me in so many situations, I can't even tell you, but when I'm eating a protein bar, it can't taste like I'm being punished, you know, for trying to eat healthy.

• 32:37Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, "Hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat?" Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 33:01Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to, and consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 33:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Stars and Honey protein bars are now available at starsandhoney.com or Target stores nationwide. Order online or grab a box on your next Target run.

• 33:24Paige DeSorbo?

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• 34:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And because you continue with the same provider, you're not starting over each visit. Your treatment can evolve with you, so you're actually making progress over time. And with more than 300,000 patients that have already found high-quality psychiatric care through Talkiatory, head to talkiatory.com/giggly to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in-network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. That's T-A-L-K-I-A-T-R-Y.com/giggly to get matched in minutes. Talkiatory.com/giggly. Can I get into Fashion Week, or did you have anything that you wanted to round out?

• 34:50Hannah Berner?

  Um, I clap weirdly. Do you realize that? And Renee Stubbs got a video of me chewing that, um-

• 35:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw that. I liked your side part.

• 35:03Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, it was a risk. I didn't feel fully comfortable the entire night. Like, you know when you don't know if you're pulling it off or not all night?

• 35:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Classic you.

• 35:11Hannah Berner?

  You look in the mirror and you're like, "No, I'm killing it." And then I see it again, and I'm like, "She's a joke." Like, everyone's laughing at you. And then I look, and I'm like, "No, this has never been done before," and then I'm like, "You need to go home, you're fucking embarrassing." That's how I felt with the side part. Are you petting kitty right now? Yeah, I am. But it looks like you're petting your pillow of kitty.

• 35:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm petting the real thing!

• 35:35Hannah Berner?

  So yeah, I was chewing, like, you know those really thick potato chips? Like, they're like homemade potato chips?

• 35:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:44Hannah Berner?

  And I'm not like a good chewer. Like, I'm gulping shit. Like, I'll just shove it in like a snake eating a rat, but I guess at the time, I was trying to-

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  She's sad.

• 35:57Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, it's 8:33. That was crazy.

• 35:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It is crazy how snakes eat whole rats. I mean, it's nuts.

• 36:04Hannah Berner?

  Open up the jaw. But as you know, I can't open my jaw up right now. It was funny, because I was thinking, like, I was serving cunt in my side part, but then I, you can't serve cunt when you're like chewing the entire time. Like, take a breath, babe. But maybe that's the new like AI baseball girl in the crowd, she's just chewing.

• 36:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I was like, what is she eating that it's taking that long?

• 36:27Hannah Berner?

  No, it's those, what are those chips called? Like, it's like the like New England chips that are like, they break into a trillion pieces too in your mouth, and you have to like find them. Um, tell me about Fashion Week.

• 36:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I go to the Coase show, which are my favorite t-shirts. First of all, when they invited me, I'd never been to their show before, and I was like, "Wait, I'm actually genuinely very excited for the show," because I, I just love their stuff. They have like really good basic stuff. I love their t-shirts. Actually, that was the t-shirt I was wearing on Morgan Stewart. So I go for a fitting, and to like pick out my outfit for what I'm gonna wear to it, and I'm like looking through all this stuff, Josephine spots this like men's shirt that has like a matching tie, and like a pop of purple was like their whole theme for the collection.

• 37:15Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I didn't even know that.

• 37:17Paige DeSorbo?

  So I pick out like my shirt, I add like a jacket, I'm like, "Let me see some accessories." They had this hat. I was like, "Uh, yes, I'm getting the hat." I was between doing a purple glove and a purple sock. That's what I was picking between, and then I ultimately went with the purple sock.

• 37:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I get to the show, I am sitting down, Jenna Lyons is sitting next to me, Jessel from Real Housewives comes, Worky Keying, um, C. Rus is there. I'm like, "Oh," like my friend, like, this is actually, I'm having a good time. Like, it's Sunday, me and Josephine just took pictures. I have no stress. I'm going to the, I'm going to the Giants game when I get home.

• 38:01Paige DeSorbo?

  So, show starts, okay? We're maybe, maybe a minute thirty into the show, not even, and this woman starts walking down the runway, she's holding a sign, and I'm like, "Oh my god, I've never seen a protester at a fashion show in real life. Like, I've only ever seen this on TV or like in a movie." She's holding a sign up. I'm like-

• 38:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you can't read. You're like, "Give her a second."

• 38:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because, because New York Fashion Week banned fur. Like, even if you sell real fur in your collection that you're showing at New York Fashion Week, you can't have real fur. So like, there, I have never, and I don't know when that happened.

• 38:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 38:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I think it was a couple of years ago.

• 38:48Hannah Berner?

  Peta, put the foot down.

• 38:50Paige DeSorbo?

  She's walking down, she has the sign, security immediately comes, grabs her, pulls her away. Okay, I'm like, "Oh, one off." Uh, truly thirty seconds later, you hear this other guy yelling, like really yelling, like a real commotion. He has no sign, he's walking down the runway, and I mean, he's walking down like with a mission, and-

• 39:15Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I'm just envisioning you in your little hat.

• 39:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally, I'm like, sitting there, I'm like, I'm wearing a fucking purple sock, are you guys kidding? Are you kidding right now? So he goes, I don't know what, I don't know how, who, where they, where he went.

• 39:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sitting next to this gorgeous, gorgeous girl. Jenna Lyons is to my right, gorgeous girl to my left.

• 39:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I can feel that she's like, she's like, sitting up in her seat, like, when the people are coming down, and so like, I look at her and I'm like, crazy, right? And she's like, no, like, I'm actually like, kind of nervous. And I go, oh my god, don't be nerv- now I'm like,

• 39:59Hannah Berner?

  Her protector.

• 40:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't be, yeah, I'm like, don't be nervous, there's so much security guard, and there's an exit door right there, like, right over there, and I like, point to it, I'm like, we'll, we'll just run. I could tell she was very nice, but she goes, she goes,

• 40:15Paige DeSorbo?

  she goes to me, okay, but I'm a model, and so I think I'm more nervous.

• 40:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And I look at her and I go, ugly people should be brave. I agree.

• 40:31Hannah Berner?

  Also, you are the OG child model. You're a model.

• 40:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I should be braver. It's happened to her before, when she's been on the runway, and it's like, scary, I'm sure it's way scarier when you're on the runway.

• 40:45Hannah Berner?

  I don't, I guess they're told what to do in an emergency situation, but it's always different when you're like, experiencing it.

• 40:52Paige DeSorbo?

  So then, show's over, and I'm like, oh my god, that was crazy. It felt very 90s, like, and I thought nothing of it, I'm like,

• 41:00Hannah Berner?

  Another New York day.

• 41:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Speak your truth, yeah, another New York day, like, I don't, what, okay. So I leave, I go home, I'm, then I'm starting to see like, the Instagrams. A whole separate thing happened in like, a different section, okay? There were two other protesters that like, I don't, I didn't even see one of them, like, it, he, he never even rounded my corner. The one day, I'm like, you don't need a beta blocker.

• 41:30Hannah Berner?

  The one day you don't take a beta blocker.

• 41:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe thank god I didn't, because I was like, alert and ready. I was ready to put this model on my back,

• 41:41Paige DeSorbo?

  and run to an exit. So I'm like, nervous, my computer's gonna die. But anyway, so that was Sunday of Fashion Week.

• 41:50Hannah Berner?

  But we had so much fun, I guess it was Friday. We went to Widerhof and Coors.

• 41:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yes, we did.

• 42:00Hannah Berner?

  I love when our outfits are so opposite, we're just like, in our prime.

• 42:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It's my favorite thing.

• 42:05Hannah Berner?

  Widerhof was a like, real performance. It was really artsy.

• 42:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it was so artsy. I loved it, I felt like I was in like, a New York City, like, NYU, like, class, that I was like, he's a genius. Like, I felt so fucking artsy.

• 42:25Hannah Berner?

  And afterward, I was gonna ask you what you thought the meaning of it was, and I'm like, I'm not gonna deal, have her, I'm not gonna do that to her.

• 42:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I have no fucking idea what he was trying to explain there. I was like, and where'd the baby come from?

• 42:39Hannah Berner?

  And that was the beauty of it. It leaves you questioning.

• 42:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Whose head is this supposed to be, right in the middle?

• 42:48Hannah Berner?

  I love that it was like, a theater, though.

• 42:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, so then, I'm at the Giants game, and like,

• 42:53Hannah Berner?

  Back to sports, thank god.

• 42:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Every time I go somewhere where like, it's not my thing, like, I try and figure out, like, okay, what in this moment am I, like, can I be similar to? Like, where can I find the commonality in what I'm doing with my personality? And then I'm sitting there, and I'm like, wait a minute, I am a giant. I love New York City, I represent New York City, and New York City is the, truly the best city. If you are thinking, if you're a girl and you're thinking about moving to New York City at any age, fucking do it. If you're in your twenties and you're thinking about New York City, it is the best experience

• 43:36Paige DeSorbo?

  you could ever experience. The saying is absolutely true, if you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere, and if you haven't made it in New York, have you even made it? When a tree falls and no one hears it, did it even fall?

• 43:49Hannah Berner?

  You love shoulder pads.

• 43:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I love. Then I thought, but my soul and my heart is in New Jersey.

• 43:55Hannah Berner?

  I was about to call you out on that, but, and that's why you're a giant, because they're in New Jersey.

• 44:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a giant.

• 44:04Hannah Berner?

  Did you enjoy the game?

• 44:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I did enjoy the game, I ate a hot dog, my brother really enjoyed the game, and that was the whole reason that I went. Yes, they did. Do you know, I've never gone to a game, I've never gone to a professional game, where whatever team I wanted to win, didn't win.

• 44:27Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah. You just thought that's sports, you're like, you go, you watch the home team win, and you go home.

• 44:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so don't piss me off.

• 44:35Hannah Berner?

  I, I love that. I also do have to announce, I have started my fantasy league.

• 44:41Paige DeSorbo?

  How's that going?

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  Wait, this is so funny. Taylor Donahue, Taylor Strecker's wife, who's on House of Stassi, is, runs the league, and we've been doing this league for years now.

• 44:55Paige DeSorbo?

  What's your team name?

• 44:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, it's from like, when I was like, 23, it's, I don't even know, like, it's not good. It's something stupid.

• 45:03Paige DeSorbo?

  But why can't you change that?

• 45:04Hannah Berner?

  I think I should be able to, I need to rebrand, for sure, my fantasy league. This is because you're not evolved.

• 45:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, what's the color, what's the theme, you know? Are we getting together, are we, are we having chicken wings, or what are we doing?

• 45:17Hannah Berner?

  We do this like, crazy Zoom draft, which is really funny, but we're at the Zoom draft, and some guy pops up, and I watched House of Stassi, and I go,

• 45:27Hannah Berner?

  that's Rob, from House of Stassi. And Rob's whole storyline was he stopped talking to Bo because of a fantasy football drama, and I go, wait a second.

• 45:37Paige DeSorbo?

  You go, I love when life imitates art.

• 45:39Hannah Berner?

  Rob's been on the team for years, I just didn't know who like, Rob was. So then I'm like, just a couple of reality TV people hanging out, um, I'm approaching this fantasy year, mature. Did I lose to Andrew Collin yesterday? Yes. Am I processing that for the rest of the week, and it's gonna, like, hurt everything I do throughout the week, because deep down, I'm disappointed in myself and don't believe I should experience joy, because I'm so embarrassed? Yes. But I am taking this on as like, it's, it's luck, and it doesn't define who I am as a person.

• 46:16Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Straight leg jeans, an oversized blazer, and a little shoulder bag, very, I just threw this on, when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers, too. She has the Michaela, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane, and this season, it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy, and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two, like the new Teigan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready-to-wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically, you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night. Because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a t-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15% off with code GIGGLY15.

• 48:26Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:09Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:40Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me is with the new season, I like to have a new personality. You never have to stick to one personality and people don't talk about it enough.

• 49:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 50:01Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean, I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 50:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 50:23Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 50:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 50:37Hannah Berner?

  And then people forget that on Revolve, there's also beauty. They have menswear, they have home, and they have Forward Renew, which is pre-owned luxury handbags and you know how much we love vintage.

• 50:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been recently loving Helsa's stuff. I feel like the first place I go to look is Revolve. And the number one thing I love about Revolve is order a bunch of stuff. Try it on in the comfort of your home, easiest return ever. It's the only place I shop that I don't feel bad ordering extra stuff because I'm like, I have the luxury of trying it on and having the easiest returns.

• 51:14Hannah Berner?

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• 51:40Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:14Hannah Berner?

  Which brings me to a life update.

• 52:18Hannah Berner?

  I finally, after two or three years of fucking around, got Invisalign yesterday again. Now, you know me with doctors.

• 52:32Hannah Berner?

  I get there, no one's saying anything. They just throw that thing in your mouth where suddenly you're like lodged open, like a crocodile. So I'm like, even if I was gonna ask a question about what's about to happen to me, like they couldn't hear me. And then for the next hour, it's just

• 52:52Hannah Berner?

  At one point, this never happened before, they took a thing that like vibrates to like separate your teeth. That was cra- I had no idea what was going on.

• 53:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's a crazy. Have you ever had the sandpaper thing?

• 53:05Hannah Berner?

  Like what they were doing and then it would vibrate.

• 53:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they just like

• 53:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I hate that.

• 53:09Paige DeSorbo?

  They like sandpaper your teeth down to like make space.

• 53:13Hannah Berner?

  I like a doctor that's like, okay, we're about to, like, just tell me. Cause you know in the doctor's office, like you envision it's the worst thing ever? Like, I'm like, this is a chainsaw. It feels like a chainsaw.

• 53:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I like to be blind.

• 53:28Hannah Berner?

  I know, but then I envision the worst. Like, I'm like, how big is this sandpaper chainsaw that you're putting to my gum right now?

• 53:35Paige DeSorbo?

  See, if you didn't know that it was a sandpaper chainsaw, you wouldn't even know it had a size.

• 53:40Hannah Berner?

  Long story short, I was kind of freaking out, but then they like do it all. They also like, my lips are bleeding. Like, my mouth cannot expand and also I think my masters were like shaking at one point because they're like, we can't handle this right now. Like, I was, it was so

• 53:55Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, ah, I don't know if you know, but we've been numb for six months.

• 54:02Hannah Berner?

  So I finally pull it out and then she tells me like, okay, you're back on your Invisalign. And she tells me, and you know I can't emotionally handle this right now, she goes, and these are rubber bands.

• 54:13Paige DeSorbo?

  For what?

• 54:14Hannah Berner?

  I go, but I haven't had rubber bands since I was 14, getting braces. And I got like neon yellow and I thought I was the shit.

• 54:22Paige DeSorbo?

  What would you need rubber bands for?

• 54:24Hannah Berner?

  I guess my overbite, but like it's not easy to put the rubber bands in. And I literally walked out of that place and I was like, I can't emotionally handle rubber bands right now. And of course, there's like dentist gigglers always in my DMs because the gigglers are geniuses. So I just go to one of the DMs and I'm like, hey.

• 54:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey, patient here.

• 54:43Hannah Berner?

  Cause also the first time I did Invisalign, I didn't have rubber bands. Did my mouth like get way worse? Like, I don't know what, maybe they're trying to do it like really fast or something. I don't know, but I want to be like, baby, we're lucky I'm here right now.

• 54:55Paige DeSorbo?

  How long do you have to wear the rubber bands?

• 54:57Hannah Berner?

  I already, I think, popped one of the things on the side and I can't do the rubber band on one side.

• 55:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, Hannah, no, you're not like

• 55:03Hannah Berner?

  I'm not doing rubber bands.

• 55:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, what's with Gen Z like getting braces and then like keeping them on? What the fuck are you doing? No, truly, like what the hell is this?

• 55:13Hannah Berner?

  Maybe it's like an insurance thing?

• 55:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think they're like trying to be like quirky and weird and it's like an accessory. I think they're, it's weird.

• 55:22Hannah Berner?

  I did Invisalign, I was great at it and then I went on tour for like the fourth time and I just couldn't get it together. So now I have to start from scratch. It's gonna take 20 weeks. And that's supposed to be with my rubber bands. I'm not wearing my rubber bands, so.

• 55:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not going on this journey with you.

• 55:40Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I respect, and I honestly, I respect your boundaries. I respect that. You're like, and that's where I'm gonna have to put a wedge in between our friendship.

• 55:49Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 55:50Hannah Berner?

  I meet

• 55:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't heard of a rubber band in someone's mouth in 15 years. How the

• 55:57Hannah Berner?

  I get to a coffee shop with my husband after this and he looks at me and he's like, what's, what's going on over here? And I order obviously like a bacon egg cheese croissant. And I'm trying to take it out. I don't know if I take the rubber bands out first or like with it. I start taking it out with the rubber band, the rubber band flings across, hits him in the chest.

• 56:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's actually a hazard.

• 56:19Hannah Berner?

  Also, I think I swallowed a rubber band.

• 56:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, you get that in Dez's eye, he's done. That's it, he's wearing a patch. Now, for the rest of your marriage, he's in a patch.

• 56:30Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, I can barely, I have long nails. How am I like doing surgical? The fact they thought I was gonna put two rubber bands on.

• 56:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Who'd you go to? Is this like a new dentist? Had you ever been to them before?

• 56:44Hannah Berner?

  It's my fault. Like, it's my fault, but I have too much faith. Sorry to try to support a small business.

• 56:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you want to know what it is? You, you're so genuine and trusting of people. That when they say, hey, this is my job, this was what I do, you say, yeah, who would lie to me? Why would you lie to me? Good, I hope you do your job well. And then you get in there.

• 57:07Hannah Berner?

  Why do you have a business if you can't do your job?

• 57:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god.

• 57:14Hannah Berner?

  I'm back on my Invisalign, it really hurts. I took it out for the pod because I have respect for the fucking community.

• 57:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, thank you. That would have been, I actually emotionally wouldn't have been able to handle that today. If you showed up with rubber bands in your mouth, I actually would have freaked the fuck out.

• 57:31Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, they're literally, they're like hanging here, like

• 57:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I would have fucking

• 57:35Hannah Berner?

  Also, like, I'm not trying to brag, my teeth aren't that bad. Like, I almost looked to the doctor, I'm like Like, they're, like, yeah, I have an overbite, but like

• 57:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but Invisalign is like, hey, we're just gonna like straighten a couple real quick, like

• 57:50Hannah Berner?

  Also, they were trying to put it on my front two teeth and I was like, guys, like Paige will actually, like, she'll cancel the pod.

• 57:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say, this is like one thing that I wanted to bring to your attention and I also wanted to ask the gigglers a question. Obviously, I'm like so against running, like, I'm not running, like, no.

• 58:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm on TikTok and I see this, this guy made this video about like, what are those, what are those marathons that aren't running? They're like tough, like mutters. Yeah, like those. It was like, he was making a video about one of those and there was a girl at one of them who had shitter pants. And all the comments were like, I would never keep going with the race, like, that's like, whatever. And I was like, this is such an interesting niche.

• 58:37Hannah Berner?

  I love that you got on Tough Mudder TikTok.

• 58:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that I would never be involved in. Show me your culture. What do you mean you're shitting?

• 58:44Hannah Berner?

  You literally were like, show me your culture. By the way, this, during college, tough mutters were like the cool thing to do, like, oh, I have a tough mutter on Friday.

• 58:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like putting my glasses on, I'm, yeah, I'm like, I'm trying to learn more about it. Then I think, I have a thought, and I Google, how many people at the New York City Marathon are shitting their fucking pants? Because that's just, that alone, I'm not, I'm not going, I'm not signing up.

• 59:13Hannah Berner?

  For way less.

• 59:15Paige DeSorbo?

  In funny situations that will then be a great story. I didn't realize, then Google was like, oh, well, it's not like actually recorded how many people are shitting their Sorry, I don't have

• 59:29Hannah Berner?

  The census didn't check that box.

• 59:33Paige DeSorbo?

  But it said like, I mean, it's like 12%.

• 59:36Hannah Berner?

  12?

• 59:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, there's thousands of people at the New York City Marathon that are shitting themselves. And no one's talking about it.

• 59:45Hannah Berner?

  Well, especially if you just had a coffee and you're like, let's go.

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because they're either stopping the race going in somewhere shitting, or they're just shitting in their pants, and I'm out. And I'm out.

• 59:57Hannah Berner?

  You see, I would be that girl.

• 59:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, and that's actually specifically why I'm out.

• 1:00:02Hannah Berner?

  The second you said, "I'm out," I was like, "I'm in." Because there's something so beautiful about chasing your dream against all odds.

• 1:00:10Paige DeSorbo?

  And there's something so beautiful about taking a shit in a porcelain bowl, and then sitting your ass on a bidet to get extra fucking clean.

• 1:00:19Hannah Berner?

  Heated.

• 1:00:19Paige DeSorbo?

  There's something beautiful about that, yeah. Well, yeah, don't actually, and don't let Hannah fool you, because she has a heated toilet seat that actually changed my life recently.

• 1:00:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't, I come out of the bathroom, Hannah goes, "Sorry, I had the toilet seat, I think, a little too high. What do you think?"

• 1:00:35Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so I got my first heated toilet seat, Toto, shout out Toto. Um, I don't know how it works, and it's on like 100 degrees. And it feels nice, but like, I don't, I don't want to cook my ovaries.

• 1:00:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Longer than two minutes, though, that's a big tale. That's a truly big tale.

• 1:00:54Hannah Berner?

  It actually really felt good on my lower, my lower spine, but also, anyway. And I, I am, I have a stomach with a nervous stomach. The amount of times, like, I have a distinct memory of being like 16 years old and getting invited to, you get invited to train with like certain special coaches, and if you're good enough, the coach is like, she can join this academy, whatever. And it was in New York City. I remember my dad and I ate, ate something before, after school, and then he drove me like two hours to this academy upstate or something. And we get there, and my stomach's like, not doing well, so I'm just like, "Hey, can I go to the bathroom?" Let me tell you, I was in the bathroom for the full two hours of the practice,

• 1:01:39Hannah Berner?

  and the coach kept being like, "Hey, where's Hannah?" And my dad's like, "I don't know." But I was like, couldn't stop shitting myself, so I missed the entire practice.

• 1:01:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, you've been having bowel move, like, problems for, from a young age.

• 1:01:54Hannah Berner?

  But at least I was like couth enough to be like, "I'm gonna stay here." I'm not gonna gallivant around with diarrhea.

• 1:02:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, because that's...

• 1:02:03Hannah Berner?

  And I said, "We're gonna have to rain check, because mama has a stomach ache, and I had a weird sushi."

• 1:02:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I'm not a baby in a diaper. I'm not shitting and going on with my day.

• 1:02:17Hannah Berner?

  Like, the adrenaline you feel, like, right before we walk on stage, or when we're on stage, you know? That's how people feel doing a Tough Mudder, so like...

• 1:02:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, but if I, every time I walked on stage, I shit myself, I actually would take, get a different profession.

• 1:02:33Hannah Berner?

  I could definitely see myself shitting myself, and then being like, "It's a really good story to tell the gigglers," and keep going. It's also the sports culture of like, the more adversity you do and survive, it's like you're more of a champion. So like, sometimes they're leaning into it.

• 1:02:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I disagree. Period different.

• 1:02:51Hannah Berner?

  Period iconic.

• 1:02:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Period different.

• 1:02:54Hannah Berner?

  Periods are iconic.

• 1:02:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Period different, because it doesn't smell, and it's not like, it's not something your body's like rejecting.

• 1:03:05Hannah Berner?

  You're full of mud at the Tough Mudder.

• 1:03:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I'm not getting a fucking disease because the bitch next to me shit herself and then touched something else. No, get, get the fuck out of here, and go take care of that, like, it's inappropriate, I think.

• 1:03:23Hannah Berner?

  I do, if it happened to me, I would run to the bathroom, but like, you're on the clock, so you can't do like a full cleanup, but I'd try to do the best I could.

• 1:03:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, and have you heard of the burnt toast theory? God actually decided, it's not your turn to win this race.

• 1:03:37Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I could see you using the burnt toast theory way too often, being like, "Oh, it's windy out, that's the burnt toast theory."

• 1:03:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, here's the thing, I am in fact an hour late, but...

• 1:03:52Hannah Berner?

  Has anyone here in this important meeting heard of the burnt toast theory?

• 1:03:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, before we go, I just have to say one thing.

• 1:04:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you watch Seek Your Lives of Mormon Wives?

• 1:04:03Hannah Berner?

  How could you bring this up at 55 minutes in? How could you do this to me, question mark?

• 1:04:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you want to know what? We're gonna get into it.

• 1:04:11Hannah Berner?

  Next episode?

• 1:04:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Next pod, but I'm just gonna say one thing, because I watched it on my phone. Like, I was on my phone, watching.

• 1:04:19Hannah Berner?

  I'm an episode and a half in.

• 1:04:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, cool. I'm like three episodes in pretty much, but like, they have to stop wearing sweatpants. I can't take the sweats anymore.

• 1:04:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that's out of the, that's, okay, that's what you took from, okay.

• 1:04:35Paige DeSorbo?

  That...

• 1:04:36Hannah Berner?

  When you say "they," are you talking about...

• 1:04:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And we'll get into all of them, the whole cast, nope, the whole cast. Ev, all of them, the whole cast.

• 1:04:45Hannah Berner?

  But they're mothers, they literally have like, they, they just had a baby. You want to put them on a jean?

• 1:04:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, do, also, how dare you bring in new mothers to this? How dare you try and trap me? How dare you try and trap me with a new mom?

• 1:05:01Hannah Berner?

  Babe, they all, they're Mormon, all they're doing is popping out kids, like, I'm surprised they...

• 1:05:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I get that, and I'm fine with the amount of children that they're having, but I'm watching you on a television show. I can't watch for this 800th season in a row, everyone in gray sweats. I can't, throw one fit. They don't even have an event ever that they do, like, where everyone's in a long dress, like...

• 1:05:29Hannah Berner?

  Send them some Daphne.

• 1:05:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe this is a meme problem, that I'm like, because I'm so obsessed with like what everyone's wearing. I can't, I physically can't watch the show anymore, because I'm like, I can't watch these outfits, I can't do it.

• 1:05:40Hannah Berner?

  It's so funny to watch, like, through your lens, that's what you took from that?

• 1:05:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I took other things, but I'll get into it next time.

• 1:05:48Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say, Taylor Frankie Paul, one thing about her, she will show up looking like she just woke up, regardless of the time. And as a girl of that font.

• 1:06:00Hannah Berner?

  Just in that, not in the, one thing about me, you know I'm not texting my exes.

• 1:06:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's for sure.

• 1:06:06Hannah Berner?

  Why did, was there like no promo for this season? Was it because it was just like so crazy?

• 1:06:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Cancel the show, show's done, show's over.

• 1:06:13Hannah Berner?

  It wa, it was too hot, too hard.

• 1:06:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep, they went too hard, too fast, they got too...

• 1:06:20Hannah Berner?

  Big, too.

• 1:06:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Big, they got too mean to each other, show's done, overexposed.

• 1:06:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And I want to get into it on the next pod, but I'm really confused, because Hulu is Disney. Disney is ABC. ABC is The Bachelor. Hulu is Mormon what? I don't, I'm not understanding.

• 1:06:44Hannah Berner?

  Do you think Hulu was like, she made a mockery of The Bachelor? It's more interesting to show that she was like, not taking it seriously, and let's just show, let's put all that good content into.

• 1:06:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I think them saying that like the video is why they didn't air the season is not true. Like, I don't get it. I'm like, wait, you're all the same company, what are you talking about?

• 1:07:08Hannah Berner?

  All I know is someone at ABC was like, "We're just gonna eat the millions of dollars that cost."

• 1:07:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I don't get, I don't get it, like, okay, but she's not supposed to be seen, spotted with anyone, but then she's sneaking in a bo, like a guy into her hotel room. It's like, okay, but you're the company that can't spot her, so like, I don't get how you're arranging his flight.

• 1:07:31Hannah Berner?

  It's a Spider-Man meme.

• 1:07:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Then I'm like, at this point, just give us The Bachelorette season, and get Dakota so far from me before I explode.

• 1:07:44Hannah Berner?

  Thank you guys so much for getting with us. That was one of my favorite endings you've ever done. Um, thank you for getting with us, we're so excited for a beautiful week. And if anyone sees my rubber bands, let me know where they are, because I already lost them. And we'll talk to you later, love you, bye.

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