Giggling about mascots, milk, and Mount Everest

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising. And you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing. It's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You could check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Afegato. Lately, I've been realizing that luxury doesn't have to mean some huge splurge. Sometimes it's just taking a few minutes to yourself during a busy day. I have one of these moments, oh, I don't know, every day around 2 o'clock. Whether that's making a pick-me-up coffee or maybe I just need to scroll for a little bit on the couch. That's why I'm actually so excited about the new Hershey's Salted Caramel and Afegato Creme Bars available now. I absolutely love a treat-yourself moment in the middle of the day. And this is a classic Hershey's Milk Chocolate layered with a Salted Caramel or Afegato Creme filling.

• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

  So, it feels a little elevated while still being your favorite Hershey's chocolate. Pick up the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel or Afegato wherever you shop for snacks and choose happiness with every bite.

• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Jerry, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Okay, people sent me G-words. You guys, it has to make a "guh." It can't make like gnarly.

• 3:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't be a silent G.

• 3:39Hannah Berner?

  It can't be a silent G. There's rules to this game, okay?

• 3:42Paige DeSorbo?

  We are only silent G's outside of the pod. On the pod, we're loud ones.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  Girl, karma's real. Do you remember last pod, I was making fun of playing tennis with all the old guys?

• 3:55Paige DeSorbo?

  You hurt yourself.

• 3:56Hannah Berner?

  Played tennis with a bunch of six-year-old men.

• 3:58Paige DeSorbo?

  They whooped you?

• 3:59Hannah Berner?

  No, they didn't whoop me, but let's not get crazy here. But I got too intense, as I usually do. I was like genie during Scrabble and I, I slipped a disc.

• 4:11Paige DeSorbo?

  In your back?

• 4:12Hannah Berner?

  I thought that was like a joke. People were like, "Oh, slipped a disc." No, I slipped, fully slipped a disc and then like kept playing because I'm like, I'm not losing to fucking old guys. So, I was looking at Dez because Dez supports me on the sidelines and I was like, I think I threw out my back. And he's, and he's like, "You want to stop?" And I'm like, "I'm not, I'm not gonna fucking stop."

• 4:30Paige DeSorbo?

  There could be like a chill in the air and I'm like, "I think we should stop."

• 4:34Hannah Berner?

  So, you were talking about people who always think they're sick. What's that called again?

• 4:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Hypochondriac.

• 4:41Hannah Berner?

  I'm the opposite of that where people are like, "Your, your arm is falling off." And I'm like, "I'm fine!"

• 4:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. When I'm working, I'm like, "I'm fine."

• 4:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you don't eat, you don't sleep.

• 4:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm like Beyonce on set. I'm like, I don't take bathroom breaks. I don't take lunch.

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  But anything without money involved, it's hard to get you out of bed.

• 5:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because what's the point?

• 5:10Hannah Berner?

  I was actually trying to explain to someone. I was like, "Paige is such a hard worker. Except for certain things, you can't get her."

• 5:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Except for when she's not.

• 5:22Hannah Berner?

  No, you're such a hard worker when you decide to be.

• 5:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, when I've decided it's deemed worthy for me to work hard at it, I'll do it. But if I find it frivolous, I'm like, "What's the point?"

• 5:34Hannah Berner?

  Where I have like a hole deep inside that will never be fulfilled, that like anything I do, I need to like overachieve to make someone be like, "She's worthy of existing." But anyway, happy Friday, you guys.

• 5:47Paige DeSorbo?

  How exciting.

• 5:49Hannah Berner?

  So, Sunday, me and you were going to the US Open.

• 5:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 5:53Hannah Berner?

  Oh, can you not go?

• 5:54Paige DeSorbo?

  This is a bad time to say that I actually can't go. Well, I have to go to Venice, Italy.

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  You're hearing it first here. Wait, you've literally moved this plane ride so many times.

• 6:06Paige DeSorbo?

  So many times.

• 6:07Hannah Berner?

  So, you have to leave on...

• 6:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I was supposed to leave on Monday, but I couldn't like get, I'm sorry, I have cat hair everywhere. I couldn't get a flight. So, then I had to move it till, to Sunday, the day before. So, now I'm going Sunday evening.

• 6:22Hannah Berner?

  I guess I have to go with Dez.

• 6:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

• 6:26Hannah Berner?

  You know, I don't like having public appearances with my husband.

• 6:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. Kitty almost just turned off my recorder. She's like, "Not trying to pod this morning." Um, I just want to apologize to the gigglers because I posted on my Instagram story, "I got bangs." And...

• 6:42Hannah Berner?

  People lost.

• 6:43Paige DeSorbo?

  People were nervous. People definitely DM'd me and they were like, "Okay, we're gonna like, we're just gonna sit and wait and watch." And I got bangs because I'm going to the Venice Film Festival and I'm not showing up.

• 6:55Hannah Berner?

  Obviously.

• 6:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not showing up in Venice, Italy with no bangs.

• 7:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll look stupid if I don't have bangs. But then I realized I posted bangs and then I saw this like Dolly Parton thing and so I posted that. And then I realized I posted bangs and then an inspirational quote. And that was on me.

• 7:18Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so people were actually worried in your DMs?

• 7:21Paige DeSorbo?

  So, people that saw the bangs and then came back and saw the inspirational quote, they did a re-message and they said, "Oh, yeah."

• 7:28Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 7:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone's going on.

• 7:29Hannah Berner?

  Did you ever say, "I got trickled, I got a trickle effect of that because I got a couple, 'Hey, is Paige okay? Has she been acting weird today? Anything going on?'" But my thing is, we're never okay. So, I wasn't worried about you. I was like, "We've been going through it."

• 7:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't even think about it for a second because here's the thing. When other girls cut bangs, I'm like, "Oh, you should check on your friend. Like, they need a hair change." When I cut bangs, it's whimsical. Yeah.

• 7:55Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Well, look, you also, I'm not trying to brag about you, but like your face shape can handle a lot. If I cut bangs, like that was multiple bad decisions in a row. This for you was just, yeah, like a, you are whimsical.

• 8:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I had the time.

• 8:12Hannah Berner?

  Wait, where are the bangs right now?

• 8:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, well, they're like...

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  Wait, bangs are so scary. I'm so...

• 8:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Bangs are so scary. This is like, I slept in a bun, so they're like...

• 8:32Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like my sleep paralysis.

• 8:33Hannah Berner?

  Wait, so are you keeping it after Venice or is this like purely Venice?

• 8:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, yeah, I can't just like then grow them back immediately.

• 8:40Hannah Berner?

  I don't know what glamorous people do.

• 8:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, bangs are so fall.

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  They are fall.

• 8:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I saw...

• 8:47Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you want to say anything about Venice?

• 8:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I'm going to the Venice Film Festival with Armani.

• 8:53Hannah Berner?

  Armani?

• 8:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing my fitting today, so I don't know what, I, I don't know what I'm wearing to the Venice Film Festival because I think they tell me. Like, they say, "This is what you're wearing." So, I, I get to see it today. So, I'm a little bit nervous.

• 9:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm excited for you. Also, like, I feel like you like live in Italy now. It's like your second home.

• 9:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, me and Josephine are about to go on like the most romantic vacation together.

• 9:19Hannah Berner?

  Josephine's going?

• 9:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Josephine's in Copenhagen right now for her birthday and she's gonna meet me there.

• 9:26Hannah Berner?

  Well, you guys don't understand the lore between Josephine, who's Paige's number one favorite assistant, who somehow travels more than Paige.

• 9:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, listen to this. I had, I recorded Morgan Stewart's podcast on Wednesday. Josephine is supposed to meet me at the podcast. Something comes up. Classic. Something comes up, Josephine can't meet me at the podcast. So, she had to give me, she was giving me a gift to give to Morgan. Like, she had the gift. So, I was like, she was like, "Oh, I can't bring the gift to Morgan." Like, she had to go do something else. So, I said, "Oh, call Emma." Emma is, works at Daphne. She runs all of the social media. I said, "Call Emma, give it to Emma. Emma will meet me at Morgan Stewart." Great. I get to Morgan Stewart, the girl comes down to like get me and she's like, "Is anyone coming with you?"

• 10:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like, "Oh, my assistant's coming." And I was like, "Actually, she's not really my assistant. She's kind of like a second assistant because she works for Daphne, but she's filling in for my assistant." And the girl's just like staring at me and I go, "I'm so sorry that I just sounded like Miranda Priestly, that like my first assistant is an incubus of the plague and on my second assistant has to fill in. She wasn't aware that she was..."

• 10:43Hannah Berner?

  Wait, it's giving us Colterissas, the guy who's like, "Are you guys at my house?" And I'm like, "It's actually a lot more complicated than that."

• 10:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, "She woke up, she had something medical, she was really nervous about it." And I was like...

• 10:57Hannah Berner?

  Also, I don't like calling anyone assistant.

• 10:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Me neither. I find it rude.

• 11:02Hannah Berner?

  I feel like calling someone an assistant is rude. Like, you're my producer.

• 11:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, you don't get it. She's like my sounding board.

• 11:09Hannah Berner?

  You're like, she's my sister. She's my other half. She's my, my shaman of getting stuff done.

• 11:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Josephine is funny because like sometimes someone will say something to me and she will not say something in the moment because she'll feel like it's unprofessional, but then like, like a child on a playground, she'll corner me and she'll be like, can I talk to you for a second? And then she'll say her opinion on something that did just happen. She's like, I'm just looking out for you.

• 11:41Hannah Berner?

  That's very president. That's very president. You know how like in all the movies about presidents, they'll be like, sir, can I speak to you for a second?

• 11:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. She's like, Paige, can I, I don't think they have your best interest at heart and I don't think you should actually listen to them and what they want you to do is stupid.

• 11:56Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's funny because her and Emma are both Gen Z. So like if we're on a Daphne photo shoot, I call them Gen Z minions because they'll be in the corner facing each other just.

• 12:08Hannah Berner?

  That'll be in a documentary one day.

• 12:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Like the other day, we were at a Daphne photo shoot and I just saw the two of them like facing each other talking and I can never hear what they're saying.

• 12:22Hannah Berner?

  Gen Z does have a tone, like it's very soft.

• 12:24Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, and then they like walk together away. I'm like, what are they doing?

• 12:30Hannah Berner?

  Also, you guys know I identify as Gen Z and I don't want to lose our like amazing Gen Z following.

• 12:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Who's the guy that went on the moon?

• 12:38Hannah Berner?

  Why was I gonna say Louis Armstrong?

• 12:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Neil Armstrong?

• 12:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Neil Armstrong.

• 12:45Paige DeSorbo?

  He took one picture. Josephine and Emma took eight thousand pictures at one Daphne photo shoot.

• 12:53Hannah Berner?

  And there is not the photographer, by the way.

• 12:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Certainly not. They're sitting on the couch and they go, oh my God, I got so many good pictures.

• 13:01Hannah Berner?

  I love my Gen Z girls, but like when I come on and I'm like, I slipped a disc and you're like, talking about your Gen Z minions. I'm like, I don't want to lose the connection with them.

• 13:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, no, I don't.

• 13:12Hannah Berner?

  Cause I love them so much. Also, there was like this, like, we get new gigglers all the time and they message me and tell me like how they discovered the pod, whatever. And this guy was so funny. He was like, hey, I'm gay and I love the pod. I have an incredible idea. And I was like, what is it? And he was like, you should call the gigglers who are gay, gagglers. And I was like, babe.

• 13:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you a time traveler from 2020? We've been doing that.

• 13:45Hannah Berner?

  I go, you're gonna lose your fucking mind. You haven't hit that episode yet, but we, you were a hundred, we're on the same page, baby. Um, shout out to our gagglers.

• 13:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember this segment, Get a Gay Going?

• 13:57Hannah Berner?

  Get a Gay Going. It's still in the works. Like it's gonna happen. Oh, speaking of Get a Gay Going, let's do our first Get a Gay Going. Um, Blakely Thornton messaged me the funniest thing because we were gossiping about something and there was someone who he didn't want to see. And someone was like, do you want to meet them? And he said, I'm so sorry. I don't have the bandwidth right now. And I think we have to bring that into the fall. Just like for any reason, I'm so sorry. I don't have the bandwidth right now. Cause I'm, what are you saying back to that?

• 14:30Paige DeSorbo?

  If you don't follow Blakely on TikTok, he does like dissertations on just like pop culture, but like typically his takes are like always what you're thinking in your head. He just like says it in a sassy, bigger words. Funny way. Yeah.

• 14:44Hannah Berner?

  He's like a weird genius.

• 14:46Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like a weird genius. And then the way he ends his videos every time, I just think is so good. Like, roll the credits.

• 14:51Hannah Berner?

  He also was straight in college and played, um, football. He, yeah, his lore is insane. And he was in tech. He grew up in Texas. Like that wasn't.

• 15:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God.

• 15:04Hannah Berner?

  Like give that a fucking movie. Dez and I have officially become the crazy old couple at the restaurant.

• 15:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Tell.

• 15:12Hannah Berner?

  So we go to a diner. We're in our, and we're in our element. Like, you know, you said.

• 15:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop. And I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm gonna stop you right there. What time did you go to the diner?

• 15:27Hannah Berner?

  So at nine thirty AM, we thought we could go.

• 15:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, breakfast.

• 15:33Hannah Berner?

  And get breakfast.

• 15:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry. I thought you were doing like early bird special four thirty PM.

• 15:37Hannah Berner?

  We would do that as well.

• 15:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Joe makes me eat by five PM.

• 15:40Hannah Berner?

  Is that like a metabolism thing?

• 15:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's like an old, I feel like it's like an old person thing. He's like, well, why would we eat late when we could get in bed?

• 15:48Hannah Berner?

  Then you need to have dinner again at eight.

• 15:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, then that's what happens to me. Then I'm in bed by eight thirty and by the time nine thirty rolls around, I'm like, well, I need to have at least two bowls of cereal to sustain.

• 15:59Hannah Berner?

  And he's like, not a big snacker and you're a snacker, which creates more tension in the household.

• 16:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay. So you're at the diner.

• 16:07Hannah Berner?

  So we're at the diner and we get in the booth and we're feeling ourselves. Like we're like, ooh, we're about to party. And the lady comes, the waitress, and she's like, um, do you want coffee? And look, this is not a place where they have oat milk lattes.

• 16:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. Know your audience.

• 16:24Hannah Berner?

  But I have to at least ask. I'm like, I'll have a nice coffee. Do you have any other, what kind of milk do you have? That's how I tried to be cool about it. And she was like, I got a hole in skim. So I go, I'll have skim. Dez goes, skim? So immediately I'm like, okay, he's chosen to fight in front of the waitress. So I go, yeah, I said skim. I said skim. And he goes, why would you get skim? And I go, I don't know. I don't, cause it's like less than home. Like, and he's like, it's, just get whole milk. You're not, it's not a latte. You're not putting the whole, so by the way, we're already talking too much. Like the lady already is like, I have other people to deal with.

• 17:00Paige DeSorbo?

  What is skim milk? Because in my.

• 17:04Hannah Berner?

  Great question. Like we can't get into this in front of the waitress right now. Like this is a great conversation to have, not in this moment. But I'm, I look at him because I'm getting older. I don't care what people think about me. And I go, babe, whole milk is gonna give me a stomach ache all day. And skim milk, I'm thinking in my head, even though I don't know, I'm not a scientist, might not hurt my stomach as bad. He goes, how much milk are you actually putting into it? You're not putting enough to make your stomach hurt. Mind you, the lady's just standing there. And I go, can I just get skim milk if I want to get skim milk?

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  And now we start laughing because we realize that now we're a spectacle. Like I've become that couple.

• 17:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:42Hannah Berner?

  And we look at her and she starts laughing. And then this is so old person thing to do.

• 17:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And if you're wearing those sunglasses, they think you have glaucoma and you're also eighty-five.

• 17:52Hannah Berner?

  And we get her involved. We go, what do you think? And then she's like, get me the fuck out of this restaurant. I don't want to be here right now. So then I'm like, fine, I'll have whole milk. And if something happens to me, we've all have witnesses now that this is your fault.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  In my head, skim milk is whole milk. They've just skimmed off the top.

• 18:13Paige DeSorbo?

  They've taken, they've literally just gone, just a little bit.

• 18:16Hannah Berner?

  I think I grew up in a skim milk home.

• 18:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I grew up in a milkman home. Like our milk got delivered to us and.

• 18:22Hannah Berner?

  That's cool.

• 18:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm pretty sure we were a two percent family growing up.

• 18:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Two percent is a good medium. We did occasionally get like chocolate milk from a milkman.

• 18:33Paige DeSorbo?

  The best.

• 18:34Hannah Berner?

  No, like that was.

• 18:35Paige DeSorbo?

  The best. That is like, yeah. And like we get eggnog during Christmas and stuff. Wait, so what'd you end up getting? Skim or whole?

• 18:44Hannah Berner?

  I got whole and I actually don't remember what happened.

• 18:46Paige DeSorbo?

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• 20:03Hannah Berner?

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• 21:12Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, "Hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat?" Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only 4 grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse. Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 21:37Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to. And consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 21:51Paige DeSorbo?

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• 22:36Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, okay, now what? I'll do a few exercises, I remember, maybe a pull-up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the Ladder app. I open it and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in-ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love using this whenever I'm in hotels. I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates

• 24:02Paige DeSorbo?

  workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets, because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan. Use my link and get a free seven-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join. I Hannah Bernered myself last night.

• 24:45Hannah Berner?

  That could mean so many things.

• 24:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I ordered a large cheese pizza just for myself.

• 24:52Hannah Berner?

  I was like, tell me the details. Tell me it slowly.

• 24:56Paige DeSorbo?

  So I was like by myself and I was like, what is a girl to do when she's by herself? And so I go on Netflix and I'm like, perfect, a new husband-murder-wife documentary.

• 25:09Hannah Berner?

  The pastor thing, I'm supposed to watch that, but Dez is making me watch some scripted thing right now.

• 25:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah-Lucy.

• 25:16Hannah Berner?

  Is it good? No, I'm gonna cancel all my plans today to just watch it.

• 25:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Cancel your plans. It's, it's so good because it's so like...

• 25:27Hannah Berner?

  If there's a pastor involved, shit's going down.

• 25:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so textbook that like, they met, this girl was 16, he groomed her for 15 years, basically. He essentially put her brain into like a psychosis. It's just so good, but I just want to say one thing that scared the fuck out of me when I was watching it. This all happens in the state of South Carolina. In the state of South Carolina, if you're married and you go to the police and you say, "My husband is harassing me, stalking me, doing weird shit to me," they say, "Impossible, because that's your husband."

• 26:15Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so scary. And it ultimately is why the ending of this documentary is the ending of this documentary.

• 26:23Hannah Berner?

  And that's why the discourse is so problematic right now regarding like tradwives and being like, "My husband is what I'm not getting into right now." But we have to give you the woman of the week, even though, you know, I don't like when you're in the comments. I don't like when you're in the drama, but you, you won the internet this week. You won it. You won it.

• 26:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I did something a little atypical for myself. I rarely will, I love the drama online. I loved looking at the comments of the Callaway thing. I rarely will put in my two cents on the internet because I have a podcast.

• 27:03Hannah Berner?

  You're not getting in the ring.

• 27:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, honey, I have my own personal forum. Why would I hang out with you guys when I can talk to the gals on my own?

• 27:12Hannah Berner?

  You don't want to get in the mud with pigs.

• 27:15Paige DeSorbo?

  When it comes to domestic violence, and I'm, I actually, this is like me nitpicking things. It's not called, like, I don't like when people call it DV because they think it like minimizes it. It's domestic violence. The word is violence. When they did the

• 27:32Hannah Berner?

  Apology.

• 27:33Paige DeSorbo?

  The commercial, the domestic violence commercial, and then he, the CEO, did the apology. I like read the apology. And rarely when people are getting canceled am I chiming in. But like, as someone who has been through domestic violence, I like physically can't stay quiet. So I'm reading the apology, not one time does it mention like women, does it mention like, "We're gonna donate to domestic violence, we're gonna help this, we're gonna help that." So I just commented, crazy apology to like not mention women, Chip. And also, because the guy's name was Chip, and like that, that was written for, like...

• 28:12Hannah Berner?

  That was written for you. That was not your fault.

• 28:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You can't be called Chip and I'm not gonna address it.

• 28:17Hannah Berner?

  Also, we all know that a man named Chip has never given an actual apology in his life.

• 28:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I would assume that a man named Chip is short for something. What is your real name?

• 28:28Hannah Berner?

  Charles.

• 28:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Charles? You're a CEO of a major company.

• 28:32Hannah Berner?

  You're a CEO. Your name is Charles.

• 28:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Your name is Charles, okay? So I had to acknowledge Chip. Immediately when I commented, I'm getting flooded with men commenting. And I'm like, not really looking, because again, like, I'm not gonna argue with them.

• 28:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 28:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw two particular comments that I thought, I could say something funny back, though. I could say something really funny back. The first guy comments out at me and he goes, "Do you even play golf?"

• 29:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And in my head, I thought I could comment back and say, no, but I have been beat up by a man. And I thought, I thought, too harsh, too dark. Paige, keep it to yourself. I saw the next comment and man said, describe a woman. So I commented back at him because it instantly came to my brain and I said, a person that you rarely interact with. Silence. A deafening silence from him. Not a comment, not a like. He quite possibly could have deleted his Instagram. When I tell you I ate down with that, it was Thanksgiving dinner in my bed when I was reading that comment.

• 29:38Hannah Berner?

  So I, I think I was like playing tennis with some 70 year old men and I get on the phone, go on TikTok and someone's like, Paige Sorbo is in the comments. And I'm like, oh no, oh no. What is she? I leave her for two hours. What has she been up to? And I, I'm just, look, I'm just really proud of you.

• 29:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 29:59Hannah Berner?

  I'm really proud of you because it takes strength, it takes bravery.

• 30:02Paige DeSorbo?

  This is like a situation that I felt completely fine commenting on because I've been through it. And as someone who went through domestic violence at 19, 20 and didn't speak about it for probably like almost a decade. I feel very passionate about talking about it now that I'm 33 years old and like so much more of an adult. And I think part of the reason that I didn't want to talk about it when I was in my twenties was because I don't like the word ashamed because I wasn't like ashamed of it. It was more an embarrassing. I was like, oh my God, everyone's gonna think I'm stupid because I allowed my brain

• 30:44Paige DeSorbo?

  to get manipulated by this insane person. And so I, and I never wanted to be seen as stupid. That was like my insecurity from childhood to 25. Like I don't want you to think I'm stupid because I'm not stupid. And so I think that's why I never really wanted to talk about it. But now it's so relevant because it's 2026. And if I see one more man comment like, oh, but you didn't care when it was like a football commercial 15 years ago. And it's like, okay, well 15 years ago, most of these people were children. So why would they care? And also a football commercial, you're tackling in football.

• 31:28Hannah Berner?

  Tackling Betty White is a comedic joke. Like obviously it's not realistic. What they showed in that commercial was something that like actually happens.

• 31:42Hannah Berner?

  No one's tackling grandmas on a football field.

• 31:45Paige DeSorbo?

  And like all the men being like, oh my God, our world is so soft. The only thing soft is your small penis. Like, please shut the fuck up. If you're a woman and you are in a relationship and your boyfriend or fiance or husband was like, get over it. I'm not saying leave him like, oh my God, he's gonna hit you at some point in your life.

• 32:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Make a mental note of it though, because there will be something after this that he says that actually does scare you. Because his baseline for this event is get over it. I would be scared.

• 32:20Hannah Berner?

  Oh, 100%. Cause also what is he protecting? Not women.

• 32:24Paige DeSorbo?

  His friends who like think it's funny. Like if they think that's funny, then they would be okay with their daughter being somewhere and their daughter getting tackled. They don't look at you the way they would look at someone who's like related to them or a daughter. Like it's very diff- like you have to be aware. So when your boyfriends or husbands are saying like, get over it, you might not think it now, but something could happen later and you're gonna think back to this moment when he said, it's not, it's not that big of a deal. It's supposed to be a funny joke. Okay. Well, we'll see if anything ever happens to like someone you're related to and then will it be a funny joke?

• 33:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I really, I have zero tolerance for domestic violence. I have zero tolerance.

• 33:11Hannah Berner?

  Zero tolerance policy.

• 33:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I have zero tolerance for men getting too drunk and they accidentally like, I've had multiple relationships where men have gotten too drunk and have done like, they didn't hit me, but they were right there to do something. I don't fuck around with men yelling at women. I don't fuck around with that. At 33 years old, no.

• 33:33Hannah Berner?

  And I co-sign everything you just said. Wait, can I go say one other thing? There's this comic L Orlando who I love and she has this joke about men who finally have daughters. And I'm gonna butcher it, but she's basically like, I have daughters now and I didn't realize, you know, women are people too. And it's like, it shouldn't be like, imagine when you have a daughter one day. You shouldn't have to have a daughter to understand empathy towards women. I want us to like have faith in men because we're straight girls in this life. So like, I wanna have positivity towards it. One thing that helps me is when I see horrible comments of men being like,

• 34:13Hannah Berner?

  okay, so like, we can't joke anymore. I always click on the profile to be like, okay, this isn't like

• 34:20Paige DeSorbo?

  a real person.

• 34:21Hannah Berner?

  Like smart.

• 34:22Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not like someone I'd ever even get to be in a room with.

• 34:25Hannah Berner?

  A hundred percent. So I click on it, I see, and a lot of time it's like a 14 year old. If that person walked up to you on the street, you'd be like, no, thank you.

• 34:36Paige DeSorbo?

  No, thank you.

• 34:37Hannah Berner?

  No, thank you. I don't know what's about to happen, but no, thank you. I don't wanna be a part of whatever's about to happen. Thank you for being so vulnerable and speaking up on that.

• 34:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, my pleasure. No, because it's, it really, it's not funny. Like domestic violence can happen to anyone at any time. Like it can happen to men too, like.

• 34:57Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's interesting what you said about like feeling embarrassed or like feeling like you're not smart when as someone who's been in narcissistic relationships. These men tend to go for strong, smart, independent women.

• 35:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Because deep down, that's what they wanna be. As a domestic violence survivor, if they showed me that, if they showed me that video and I said, it's okay, it's funny. Okay. But no one who has ever been in a domestic violence situation would see that and be like, that's okay, because it sends the wrong fucking message. I don't care if it was like a parody of a movie. No, it wasn't a good one. So no one even correlated that. And it, young kids are watching this, these guys who aren't professional athletes play. So you're telling all these like 12 year old boys and 15 year old kids that like, yeah, you can push a girl to the ground.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That's when it starts. You cannot tell them that. They are idiots. They will think that's okay. Wow, this, the morning pods really get crazy.

• 36:04Hannah Berner?

  I love the morning pods.

• 36:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I did not expect to go into domestic violence.

• 36:08Hannah Berner?

  Do you ever, this, not to get into it even more, but do you remember men being like, I would never hit a woman? And I'm like, the fact you have to say that's fucking crazy.

• 36:18Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just like the same. It's just that not all men. Okay. Well, your friend, if you aren't, then three people you know are. So who are they?

• 36:26Hannah Berner?

  I don't have the bandwidth for them.

• 36:28Paige DeSorbo?

  The bandwidth? No, I don't have the bandwidth for men that I personally don't like. Like I don't have the bandwidth for it.

• 36:37Hannah Berner?

  Um, I have three women of STEM of the week. Buckle the fuck up. Okay, so you ever have a reservation to a restaurant? And you're like, can I add one more? And they're like, no.

• 36:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's insane. Okay.

• 36:53Hannah Berner?

  Especially if it's like fi- five or six and it's a round table. I'm like, can we just squeeze one more in? And like, you're, you don't wanna be a bitch to your friend and be like, say, can't have you.

• 37:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm adding one more. I've, one more? Yeah, I'm adding them. I'm not even telling. I'm just sorry, someone showed up.

• 37:09Hannah Berner?

  I had a reservation in, somewhere in the Hamptons and it was for our family, plus the two kids. And they had availability for six, but not for eight. So I'm like, I'm booking six and then coming in and being like, I didn't know I had a book for two kids.

• 37:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:26Hannah Berner?

  So I showed up with two toddlers and they were like, it was for six. And I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Let's find a toddler.

• 37:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Two toddlers is actually a teenager. So it's like half a person.

• 37:40Hannah Berner?

  And everything worked out, but like I wouldn't have been able to book the reservation if I clicked eight. But they clearly just like.

• 37:46Paige DeSorbo?

  So you're the woman in STEM?

• 37:48Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no, that was just a side example. The woman in STEM is Gabby Webster on TikTok. She faked a friend like surprising her from like college or something. Like they made this big thing where she was like, oh my God, Stephanie. And they had this big like.

• 38:07Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, get her a chair.

• 38:09Hannah Berner?

  Get her a chair.

• 38:11Hannah Berner?

  And they had, they were filming it. They were like, how did you even, how long was the flight?

• 38:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm obsessed.

• 38:19Hannah Berner?

  So she is up there. Um, woman of the week number two. Bianca Adler DMs me and she's like, hey, I'm a giggler. Um, I just want you to know I love Giggly Squad. I listen to it. I currently listen to it.

• 38:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like Bianca is like, I'm actually junior class president and I really should be senior class president, but I don't have the bandwidth because I'm taking seven AP glasses.

• 38:43Hannah Berner?

  Listen to what Bianca did. She goes, I was listening to Giggly Squad. Um, I'm Australian. So of course I'm like, okay, cool. She goes, when I climbed Mount Everest. So I go to her page and like, she's the youngest woman or the youngest Australian period to climb Mount Everest and she did it.

• 39:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't tell me she was like, no. We have to be stopped. No, we have to be stopped.

• 39:08Hannah Berner?

  We have to be stopped. What, what are we injecting in these people's veins?

• 39:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Real accomplished people are like, listening to us. Don't listen to us. No, I'm actually gonna cry. That's so, that's so powerful.

• 39:26Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I almost cried last pod. You're crying this pod.

• 39:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually have been crying like all week low key.

• 39:32Hannah Berner?

  Like good or bad things or both?

• 39:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, both. Like I'll see a, like I'll see a TikTok and it's like,

• 39:40Paige DeSorbo?

  my dad, they went, we went out to lunch and I'm like, that's beautiful. Like I'm really, I'm getting my period, but for whatever reason, I'm very cryy this week.

• 39:48Hannah Berner?

  I did cry. There was, the first video I saw this morning was like this kid, I think he was in Venezuela and it was, he was like eight years old and it was his first ever birthday party. And he started crying and everyone was singing for him and then they were hugging him and I was like, I was like kindness goes so far.

• 40:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, you know what I cried at? Someone said Titleist randomly at the same time, like they had put out an ad, but their ad, it was a dad leaving a voicemail on his daughter's phone and like the visual was them on the golf course together. And it was like, hey Jill, I know you're really busy, so I just wanted to say thank you for taking time to golf with your dad. That was, we had so much fun. I was like,

• 40:32Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm crying.

• 40:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I can't.

• 40:34Hannah Berner?

  I'm crying. Also shout out to Gary and Dan for being such incredible dads. If any boy looked at me the wrong way, like,

• 40:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I want someone to go up to my dad and say, actually, I think that ad was funny and everyone's too soft. Okay. You know what I really, you know, those videos on TikTok where people are like, if you want to get to me, like if you like do something to me, you have to answer to my dad. And it's like, usually like dads being like, this is my bird collection and like coins.

• 41:08Hannah Berner?

  No, you don't fuck with our dad.

• 41:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No. My dad will jump off of a roof onto your fucking neck. Okay? My dad is of a different breed.

• 41:22Hannah Berner?

  Also, speaking of dads, um, there's a girl right now, Kinsley Rasmus, what a fucking name. Who's currently, um, she's the daughter of former MLB pitcher. So this former MLB pitcher dad is basically like, my daughter's gonna be the best pitcher ever. She's like dominating the Little League World Series. She has the record for total strikeouts by a girl and broke the record for total hits by a girl with her.

• 41:51Paige DeSorbo?

  How old is she?

• 41:53Hannah Berner?

  Twelve. And she's just like crushing the boys and she wears a bow and they're saying fear the bow.

• 42:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 42:02Hannah Berner?

  You love that.

• 42:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that.

• 42:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

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• 43:32Paige DeSorbo?

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• 44:16Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:01Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:39Paige DeSorbo?

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• 45:53Hannah Berner?

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• 46:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay. The weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 46:13Hannah Berner?

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• 46:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 46:35Hannah Berner?

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• 46:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner. I'm having a time.

• 46:49Hannah Berner?

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• 47:02Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:27Hannah Berner?

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• 47:52Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:27Hannah Berner?

  This is actually the fourth woman of the week. I had a really busy week. Um, Mrs. Met. Are you familiar with Mrs. Met?

• 48:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 48:34Hannah Berner?

  So there's a Mr. Met and I don't know what happened. Someone spoke up and was like, Mr. Met needs a wife.

• 48:41Paige DeSorbo?

  For what? Like the Met gap?

• 48:42Hannah Berner?

  This is the mascot.

• 48:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Like the museum?

• 48:47Hannah Berner?

  Two times for girls. This is the New York Mets, the baseball team.

• 48:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 48:52Hannah Berner?

  So Mr. Met is their mascot and you know.

• 48:56Paige DeSorbo?

  What is a Met?

• 48:57Hannah Berner?

  I think Metropolitan?

• 48:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 49:00Hannah Berner?

  It's like the Knickerbockers, the Knicks.

• 49:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, right, right.

• 49:03Hannah Berner?

  But I don't know, again, like, they're not, the men are not great at, like, picking teams.

• 49:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's crazy? That there's no team that's like the horses. Like, sorry, Texas is right there, guys.

• 49:15Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 49:16Paige DeSorbo?

  The Houston horses.

• 49:18Hannah Berner?

  What about a Pegasus?

• 49:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, where's the whimsy?

• 49:22Hannah Berner?

  What about a unicorn? What about a mermaid?

• 49:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I just feel shocked that, like, when they were coming up with all of them, it was, like, actually Bison.

• 49:31Hannah Berner?

  No, no, no. It's like, if you wanna see whimsy, look at how women are naming nail colors. And let's put 1% of that energy into naming the mascots of teams.

• 49:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Or just naming their children. The women are so creative.

• 49:48Hannah Berner?

  So creative. So Mrs. Met shows up, and the joke with Mrs. Met is...

• 49:54Paige DeSorbo?

  They're the big baseball heads.

• 49:55Hannah Berner?

  Yes. She looks just like Mr. Met, but with a donk. Cause I guess they couldn't, like, put her in a skirt, cause she's, like, wearing a baseball uniform, so they're like, we have to give her Kimberly Kardashian's butt. She has the most amazing butt, like, to the point that, like, people are physically attracted to Mrs. Met. Like, you can't not look at her and be like, okay, it's hot. So Mrs. Met is now the first female mascot to be inducted in the Mascot Hall of Fame.

• 50:22Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a Mascot Hall of Fame?

• 50:24Hannah Berner?

  Apparently.

• 50:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Where?

• 50:26Hannah Berner?

  I don't know.

• 50:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And also, like, wait a minute, what about the mascots that don't get into it? What did they do to not?

• 50:37Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I'm gonna piss people off, but like...

• 50:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Not all mascots are equal?

• 50:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, look up the Penn State mascot. When I tell you, like, Bucky Badger, like, that's Hall of Fame material, the Penn State mascot looked like someone bought something from, like, a Halloween website, put it on a drunk person, and let them run across campus. Like, not all of them are.

• 50:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Not equality for mascots.

• 51:00Hannah Berner?

  Equality for mascots. Today, Des Bishop, Michael's Boone, is throwing the first pitch on the Irish Heritage Night of the Mets game. Are you crying? Are you crying, guys?

• 51:14Hannah Berner?

  And he picked, like, a song.

• 51:16Paige DeSorbo?

  My period better drop today, or I'll lose it.

• 51:22Hannah Berner?

  He picked a song about, like, just like a proud Irish heritage song that he's gonna walk on to, and he's been practicing his throw.

• 51:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's so sweet.

• 51:31Hannah Berner?

  But if you guys don't remember, I threw out the first pitch and I fucking nailed it. So, like, there's, like, a little tension in the household where I'm like, "Good luck, babe, like, make sure, like, it's okay if you don't throw a perfect strike."

• 51:41Paige DeSorbo?

  That's weird, no one, no teams ask me to participate in anything.

• 51:46Hannah Berner?

  They did. I feel like they, you could if you wanted to.

• 51:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't wanna. Um, I just got a, like, like, a real life-size adult. Hannah, I can make you an iced chai latte. I got a ninja, like, es- espresso machi- I can make lattes, espresso.

• 52:09Hannah Berner?

  Espresso.

• 52:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Cortado. I can make iced, like, cold brew.

• 52:14Hannah Berner?

  Do you know the difference between them?

• 52:15Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just a, it's just a touchscreen. I don't need to. Just go. It's crazy, you have to come over and see it.

• 52:22Hannah Berner?

  You love a touchscreen.

• 52:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, cause you wanna know what? I got it. It's in the box, right? And then, in the box for, like, a week. My, I know that my brother is coming over in, like, a couple days, and there's nothing my brother loves more than, like, someone else's new gadget that's gonna either, like, make something to eat or, like, concoct some weird drink. So I took it out of the box, I put it on the counter. I didn't, like, learn anything about it yet. I thought, "I bet, let me bait this rat to cheese. I bet if I put this on the counter..."

• 52:54Hannah Berner?

  He'll do it for you.

• 52:56Paige DeSorbo?

  "...with the directions right next to it. He'll set it all up." So I'm sitting in the living room, and I'm like, "Oh my god, did you see my new coffee machine?" He goes, "Yeah, really nice." And I go, "Yeah, isn't it?" I go, "I haven't set it up yet, though." And he's still in the kitchen, all of a sudden, I hear something going.

• 53:13Hannah Berner?

  So don't even try.

• 53:14Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so easy to rage bait my brother. It's like, actually, like, I literally, he's so easy to piss off.

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  He's listening to this right now punching the car.

• 53:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No. He is so easily manipulated by me.

• 53:28Paige DeSorbo?

  He, like, knows I'm saying it on purpose, but he's, like, he still can't, like, get over it. I'm like, I bet, I bet you actually can't make that.

• 53:36Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you know my brother is, like, obsessed with coffee? When I go to his house, he's like, "Can I make you a real latte?" Like, men love that shit, yeah.

• 53:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what is that with our brothers?

• 53:44Hannah Berner?

  It's like with men, like, barbecue and, like, espresso machines. I don't know what in their DNA.

• 53:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Five minutes later, I was drinking an iced co- iced coffee with whipped whole milk.

• 53:55Hannah Berner?

  Why are both our brothers trad wives?

• 54:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, literally.

• 54:00Hannah Berner?

  I just realized that. Like, my brother takes care of me. He's like, "What do you wanna eat? What do you need?"

• 54:05Paige DeSorbo?

  It's actually funny because my brother and his fiance, like, moved into a new house, and I was, like, at home over the weekend, like, visiting them, and when I was leaving his house, I was, like, walking out the door, and he was pushing, like, a wet mop, like, one of those ones you, like, plug in, and never...

• 54:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Have I ever seen that? And I just looked at him, and as I was leaving, I go, "You've changed."

• 54:30Hannah Berner?

  Or he's being trained well. Shout out to Amanda.

• 54:33Paige DeSorbo?

  It is funny to watch my older brother love someone more than himself. No, it's just funny to watch your sibling be like, "This is my wife." It's just, like, such a weird, but I, and I'm so happy it's Amanda. Like, I will have the best sister.

• 54:56Hannah Berner?

  It's such a different love than towards you, like...

• 54:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's such a different love to watch. Yeah, it's not a love of, like, our family. I'm like, wait, you respect her?

• 55:07Hannah Berner?

  Like, you have patience with her.

• 55:11Hannah Berner?

  You don't jump to conclusions.

• 55:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he's completely different. I'm like, she did something, and I was like, "Oh my god, Gary's gonna freak." I was like, "My brother's gonna freak out." And he was like, "Oh, that's okay, Amanda," and I go, "What?"

• 55:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "That's okay?"

• 55:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "Interesting," because my whole life, it wasn't okay.

• 55:34Hannah Berner?

  And then when you get in your own, like, brother spats, like, she just steps back. She's like, "This is a whole nother realm that I'm not getting involved in."

• 55:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, we have, like, uh, her and I have a, like...

• 55:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 55:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, he said something to her, and I, and she looked at me, and I go, "I got this one." I go, "What the fuck?"

• 55:53Hannah Berner?

  You go, "Tap me in, tap me in real quick."

• 55:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, no, we're definitely, we definitely are a family that crosses boundaries. Like, there's no... Like, we're not a family that...

• 56:04Hannah Berner?

  We're Italian.

• 56:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, like, I was, okay, this is a perfect example. I'm at my brother's house with Joe and my brother's fiance, and we're sitting around the kitchen table, we're talking about different stuff. All of a sudden, my dad just appears in the home. Just randomly, he's there. We go, "How..." First, "Where did you come from?" And second, "Why didn't we hear, what door did you use?" He goes, "I have my own key." They go, "What?"

• 56:33Paige DeSorbo?

  So, nothing's normal in our family. Like, if you have a house, we're coming over, we have that house. That's our house.

• 56:40Hannah Berner?

  By the way, adding on to getting older, Des and I put on a show in bed at, like, 8:30.

• 56:50Paige DeSorbo?

  You just said that's so... Sorry, that's on me. That's on me. I made it weird. I made that weird.

• 56:56Hannah Berner?

  No, but as in you, like, watching TV in bed. And we were, like, in bed, and he was like, "Should we just turn the TV on?" And I was like, "Should we go fucking crazy tonight?"

• 57:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:05Hannah Berner?

  And, look, it's, I hate to say it, it's the end of summer. Like, I have to pack. I have shit to do. I have to get back to the city. I have US Open this weekend. I have stuff to do. And it was 8:30, and I was, yeah, it's 8:30, and I was like, I record Giggly in the morning, and then I head to the city. I'll have time to pack. Literally, 8:45, he's snoozing. I can't keep my eyes open. And I, you know, when you go to, I don't know if this ever happened to you, you go to sleep knowing you have not done anything that you need to do the next day. So I woke up at 8:00 AM, scared, unsh- unshowered, you know I hate that, greasy. Don't even know what I'm packing. And I have to pack.

• 57:52Hannah Berner?

  It's the moral of the story. And I don't know what I'm packing.

• 57:55Paige DeSorbo?

  What time are you usu- what time is he usually getting in bed?

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I keep him outside as long as I can.

• 58:04Paige DeSorbo?

  You try, yeah. You try and keep him out as long as you can.

• 58:06Hannah Berner?

  But we're watching the show The Agency, which is on Paramount Plus with the really hot Irish guy. I forget his name. But it's like a boy show, so, like, I could fall asleep during it.

• 58:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:17Hannah Berner?

  But it has, like, good moments. But boy shows, oh my god, and he's like, "You missed," I'm like, "Just watch the next episode, I'm with you." I didn't miss anything. There were explosions. Let's go. Let's go to the next episode. Oh, there was a chase scene. Okay, got it.

• 58:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, "Yeah, I think I can figure out. I can infern from there."

• 58:34Hannah Berner?

  So next week, I'm back in the city, you're back in Italy, like, seasons are changing.

• 58:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm very excited to go to Venice. I've never gone. All I've heard is that it's just, like, so romantic.

• 58:48Hannah Berner?

  My nan and papa said it's their favorite place.

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Really?

• 58:51Hannah Berner?

  They actually might know someone in Venice. They always, like, know a guy who, like, runs some restaurant that, like, you go to the basement, there's, like, special arancini or something.

• 58:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Josephine's so good at finding, like, you would honestly love a vacation with Josephine because she's so good at finding, like, vintage places and, like...

• 59:07Hannah Berner?

  When are we going to Italy together?

• 59:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You should just come with me. So we're gonna have, like, a little girls...

• 59:13Hannah Berner?

  Wait, are you gonna shop?

• 59:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, am I alive? Do I have a pulse? Is my heart beating? Yeah. No, I'm gonna go to Venice and be like, "I'm not contributing to your guy's economy." No, it's the right thing to do when you go to someone else's hometown, is to contribute to their economy.

• 59:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Have you thought of the TikTok you're gonna make when you're in the gondola?

• 59:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I haven't.

• 59:34Hannah Berner?

  Okay, there's, you have work to do.

• 59:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I did save two TikToks that I wanted to do with Josephine.

• 59:38Hannah Berner?

  Cause as you know, you only TikTok when you're in Italy.

• 59:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, cause it's the only time I'm, like, happy.

• 59:45Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the only time the internet can't get to me, you know? I'm like, "Sorry, figure out the time change."

• 59:51Hannah Berner?

  Um, we love you guys so much. Have the best weekend ever. Oh, I, I know, we, and we had nothing to talk about this episode, per usual, and it just flew by.

• 1:00:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'll just save what I wrote down about my rosary beads for Monday.

• 1:00:06Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I have stuff too. We didn't hit anything. We didn't, we didn't have the bandwidth today. We love you guys so much. Talk to you later. Bye.

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