Giggling about BBLs, bees, and best friends

Hannah is having an identity crisis and Paige loves sitting too much to get a BBL. shop summer merch

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:32Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people have my location.

• 0:40Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 0:49Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:05Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:14Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time, and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like, I love everyone, but like...

• 1:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:22Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising, and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:43Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 1:48Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 1:54Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:06Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need, we don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:09Hannah Berner?

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• 2:21Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:22Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:28Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 3:25Speaker 02

  Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:37Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my... I feel like a two-year-old, and like, and then, and then, and then when, and I was going, and I was saying...

• 3:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And then I just start crying.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  But I don't have the kids today, guys. Thank God.

• 3:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank God. Actually, I put in my own due diligence with children this weekend.

• 4:00Hannah Berner?

  Due diligence?

• 4:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I did. I played, I played an insane round of hide-and-go-seek with a four-year-old and a three-year-old. And here's the thing I like about them, they don't care if you cheat. They want to cheat. Like, I would go hide, and then they would yell, "Where are you?" And I would tell them, and then they would come get me.

• 4:19Hannah Berner?

  You should have been like, "This isn't what life's, how you live life. People don't give you the answers. You've got to figure it out yourself."

• 4:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I realized I just wanted to make them happy, and that made me happy.

• 4:31Hannah Berner?

  That was beautiful.

• 4:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Something that didn't make me happy.

• 4:34Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Back to our core.

• 4:38Paige DeSorbo?

  God-given hate.

• 4:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Just to let you guys know that sometimes we enhance a gossip before the pod, and sometimes, sometimes we do an hour.

• 4:51Hannah Berner?

  It's not sometimes, every time, we have to, like, say the things that we need to say, that we can't say.

• 4:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Giggly Squad is unfiltered, uncensored, but it, that, that's in an intimate setting.

• 5:06Hannah Berner?

  We're, we're saying full names in the beginning. We're saying social security numbers, and we're, we need to protect people.

• 5:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so anyway, today, I make that TikTok of that, like, me living my dream life, like, doing everything I've ever wanted to do in my life, and it's just like me, like, stoic.

• 5:21Hannah Berner?

  With the resting face.

• 5:23Paige DeSorbo?

  So, I put it on, and TikTok, obviously, like, gets it. I put it on my Instagram story. It was anthropology to see who is naturally sarcastic in their everyday life and who is not. Like, I had some friends message me being like, "Are you okay?" And then, like, other people DMing me, but like, be like, "It doesn't seem like you are, though. You look really sad." And I'm like, "That's the joke."

• 5:58Hannah Berner?

  And then, if you only think about yourself like me, I said, "That was her standing in solidarity with me, showing she's going about her life not smiling." And I said, "I love that for me."

• 6:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And that was your take on it?

• 6:08Hannah Berner?

  No, that was such a funny post. You also posted footage from the Jersey Shore this weekend. How was the Jersey Shore? What did you see? How was the boardwalk?

• 6:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's just like a classic Jersey Shore weekend, and by that, I mean, I wore really cute outfits and I went to the beach.

• 6:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I, literally, like, I...

• 6:33Hannah Berner?

  I love a beach, I love an outfit, I love a summer.

• 6:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a beach, I love an outfit. When I tell you, I sat there and I looked at the rest of the girls, and I said, "Girls, how did we get here in 2026?" And they looked at me and they said, "We don't know." There was a group of men, okay? And they're standing, they're doing men things, you know, like, they're pulling, they're pulling carts and things that hold beverages, and they're putting...

• 7:00Hannah Berner?

  They like to carry things.

• 7:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, they're doing things, they're standing there talking.

• 7:03Hannah Berner?

  Putting it down.

• 7:04Paige DeSorbo?

  But I had an observation where I said, "The men are standing over there talking about their bodies for a full 45, a full 45 about their bodies." And I'm looking at the girls, and I'm like, "Never in my life did I think I would sit here at 33 years old, and we haven't discussed our bodies once."

• 7:23Hannah Berner?

  You guys are talking about starting a business. You guys are talking about stocks. You guys are talking about your dreams.

• 7:29Paige DeSorbo?

  One of them was pregnant, we didn't even bring it up.

• 7:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just kidding. But I was like, "Guys, sit down."

• 7:39Hannah Berner?

  The men are talking about their hip-to-waist ratio.

• 7:42Paige DeSorbo?

  The men have, the men have lost it. They're talking about routines, they're talking about proteins, they're talking about different mixes.

• 7:48Hannah Berner?

  But I do think as men get older, as their testosterone lowers...

• 7:52Paige DeSorbo?

  If I had to hear about it.

• 7:54Hannah Berner?

  That's like all they talk about, which I know you're triggered by, but like...

• 7:58Paige DeSorbo?

  It's all they talk about.

• 8:00Hannah Berner?

  I think, like, the, the movie Werewolf was literally just about a guy who overdosed on testosterone when he was, like, hitting his middle age and was, like, afraid. I think men should naturally lose a little, soft, whatever happened to softening in your older age? Gracefully, aging gracefully.

• 8:16Paige DeSorbo?

  In my head, I'm just like, "You don't have a beauty standard."

• 8:20Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you guys working against? What are you guys...

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  No, period.

• 8:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, what's your beauty standard? Do men have a beauty sta... Wait, is my computer about to die? No. Do men have a beauty standard? Like, is there a guy, or like, is there a celebrity that, like, unanimously, men are like, "He's..."

• 8:38Hannah Berner?

  I feel like George Clooney, men, like, look up to because he's, like, distinguished. Brad Pitt, I think, like, guys think are hot. You could also, like, if you said, like, Hercules, I feel like...

• 8:53Hannah Berner?

  Like, the red Power Ranger.

• 8:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think, like, they compare their bodies to anyone? And like, who do you think it is?

• 9:00Hannah Berner?

  I know that, like, guys do, but they'll make fun of the guy who's, like, really fit if they're not fit. They're like, "Oh, you've been working out a lot."

• 9:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Leonardo DiCaprio is arguably one of our most famous celebrities, and he's had a dad bod for 30 years. And no one cares.

• 9:15Hannah Berner?

  When it's end of the week, yeah, to bring it back to women.

• 9:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, sorry.

• 9:19Hannah Berner?

  There's a girl going around who used...

• 9:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And when a girl's going around.

• 9:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Buckle up.

• 9:27Hannah Berner?

  Did you want me to finish that sentence?

• 9:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:30Hannah Berner?

  I was just like, and she went around. Um, she's using her CPAP, which is this thing you put in your mouth.

• 9:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Sleep apnea?

• 9:39Hannah Berner?

  For sleep apnea. She realized she could take her hair and roll it around the CPAP machine. So she could have heatless curls and in the morning she had no sleep apnea and gorgeous natural waves. So shout out to her. If you Google CPAP heat curler, she'll definitely come up. It's been sent to me like 200 times.

• 9:59Paige DeSorbo?

  That's extraordinary.

• 10:00Hannah Berner?

  I mean, genius. But going back to body stuff.

• 10:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Really? Cause I was gonna take it in heatless curls.

• 10:11Paige DeSorbo?

  But you know what?

• 10:14Hannah Berner?

  Before we seeg into, um, I get tennis stuff and there's this thing called 1800s. Like what girls wore to tennis in the 1800s, which you would have loved. It's just like corset over corset over.

• 10:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Cause that's.

• 10:28Hannah Berner?

  Like whatever.

• 10:29Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so practical to run and then.

• 10:31Hannah Berner?

  Are you familiar with what a bustle is?

• 10:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't a bustle like, like a big skirt, like the back of a big skirt? Like you can pin your bustle up? Like I only know that from like weddings.

• 10:43Hannah Berner?

  So it looks like a big lobster tail.

• 10:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 10:46Hannah Berner?

  So they'd put this like bustle, which basically was an 1800s BBL. Like you have the outfit and you're like, now it's put on our bustle. So it made girls look like they had this huge curvy butt. And I'm like, since day one, the girls were getting BBLs. And in no way was that helping your tennis game. If anything, it was just more to carry.

• 11:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I think the girls are like still getting BBLs.

• 11:10Hannah Berner?

  Well, now people are rumoring any skinny girl that like has a butt. They're like.

• 11:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Getting a BBL.

• 11:16Hannah Berner?

  That was a mine, a little BBL or a pad.

• 11:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing, I just like love sitting so much. You couldn't, there's no, I'm not making a commitment to not sit for like a week.

• 11:29Hannah Berner?

  Oh God, no.

• 11:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I'm just not doing that.

• 11:31Hannah Berner?

  You just stand everywhere?

• 11:33Paige DeSorbo?

  How are you sleeping?

• 11:35Hannah Berner?

  Well, I heard that when girls get it done in Mexico and then they have to get on the plane, everyone's just standing up on the plane.

• 11:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I've seen them on the airplane and they're like knee, some are like kneeling on the seats. I've also seen like chairs that like have the butt cut out that you could like sit, whatever. But a- at nighttime, are you just only laying on your stomach? That seems, that's so bad for my lower back.

• 11:57Hannah Berner?

  I love a stomach sleep. I love a stomach sleep.

• 12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I can't ever do that.

• 12:02Hannah Berner?

  I love a stomach, I love a stomach, a stomach sleep. It's very grounding.

• 12:07Paige DeSorbo?

  How does your lower back not?

• 12:09Hannah Berner?

  It's killing me. It's killing me. Actually, is that the source of all my lower back pain?

• 12:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's hurting me just thinking about you sleeping on your stomach the whole night.

• 12:19Hannah Berner?

  Well, I start on my stomach, then I go on my side and I end up on my back. It's like a whole routine. Oh, and one more Lois comment.

• 12:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you show Lois my TikTok of all my beach outfits?

• 12:30Hannah Berner?

  No, but I need to.

• 12:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you really do.

• 12:33Hannah Berner?

  I will. I go downstairs and all I did was put some like lipstick on. And Lois goes, you have a pretty face.

• 12:44Hannah Berner?

  And I said, thank you. And she goes, cause you put makeup on. And I said, okay. And then she goes, you look like Paige.

• 12:53Hannah Berner?

  She goes, you look pretty like Paige. She's so giggly squad coded.

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Her just saying you have a pretty face is so giggly squad coded, just in general, like.

• 13:04Hannah Berner?

  She only wants me in glam.

• 13:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, same.

• 13:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm like literally useless to her without glam. I wake up in the morning, bare face and she's like, bleh. And I tried to teach her, I said, well, you know, I put makeup on and she looked at me and she said, Dez is gonna wanna marry you. And I said, Lois, Lois, he loves me without makeup on. And she goes, why?

• 13:31Hannah Berner?

  I'm telling you, I'm not making this up. This is verbatim what she's saying to me. She goes, why? And I go, cause sometimes people like your personality, if you're smart and if you're kind. And she's like, put the makeup on.

• 13:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 13:44Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, okay, we've learned nothing today.

• 13:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Lois has a pink aura and I think.

• 13:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I am similar to her in like, okay, sometimes there are things that like.

• 14:02Hannah Berner?

  Different page.

• 14:03Paige DeSorbo?

  In my twenties and younger, and probably even in my early thirties, have there been things that I've done that you could classify as pick me? Yeah, I'm alive. Like I've done pick me things before.

• 14:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 14:17Paige DeSorbo?

  But sometimes when it's like really girly things and people will argue like, I saw a girl on TikTok the other day and it was like, really like beauty routines are inherently misogynistic because like, who are you doing them for? But sometimes I feel attacked in that rhetoric because I'm like, not never once, I'm not gonna say that. Like, yeah, have I gotten ready for a guy before? Of course.

• 14:41Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's just like you're attracted to someone. You wanna do things like to attract a mate.

• 14:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but like my nighttime skincare routine genuinely, I mean, actually.

• 14:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, is it to like not look older? But then I'm like, why do I wanna not?

• 15:03Hannah Berner?

  First of all, there's nothing wrong with wearing makeup. I love makeup, but like, did you wear makeup every day going to your all-girls school?

• 15:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Never, not once.

• 15:15Paige DeSorbo?

  But I did on Fridays when I knew I had to go to the boys.

• 15:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but there were some days where like if I wanted to try out like a hairstyle, like I would do it.

• 15:27Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Yeah. Well, like when we do a photo shoot.

• 15:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not thinking about men like are gonna like these pictures. If anything, they're not.

• 15:34Hannah Berner?

  The only boys I'm thinking about, if gay men will like this or not. That actually is in my head a little too much.

• 15:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to film something today and I filmed with three girls, four girls, four girls, one guy.

• 15:47Hannah Berner?

  Two girls, one cop.

• 15:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And as soon as the gay guy came into my chair, I felt as though I had known him for.

• 15:55Hannah Berner?

  Do you work for a hair salon? What do you mean he came into my chair?

• 16:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Sat next to me in my chair. Yeah, why did I say that?

• 16:06Hannah Berner?

  You say like, mm, how long has it been? Split ends, baby. Split ends.

• 16:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanna know what? I got a haircut today, so.

• 16:13Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you did?

• 16:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he came and sat next to me and we filmed, so we had to film to the point where someone asked if we knew each other before. And I said, me and gay men, you do not.

• 16:23Hannah Berner?

  If you're gay, we have.

• 16:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I said, I just, I, we just, we click. It's just something about us.

• 16:29Hannah Berner?

  I was with my Uncle Johnny all weekend. He's perfect. He got a martini at dinner with all the kids.

• 16:36Paige DeSorbo?

  He had to. He literally was fighting for his life.

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  And then I got in trouble because Lois got up, left her pizza. Why is kids' food looks so good? Why does it look so good? And I'm like, look around the table. I'm like, if I were to take a bite, they were like, if you take a bite, she'll freak out. And I'm like, is it worth it?

• 16:57Paige DeSorbo?

  It's something the moms have not told us in our DMs. I get DM'd a lot of things about being a mom, like when we bring things up. And not one of them has ever said anything about the children's snacks.

• 17:08Hannah Berner?

  Um, Dino Nuggets? I could eat that for the rest of my life.

• 17:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I was sitting at dinner the other night, having an adult meal of cheeseburgers and hot dogs.

• 17:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Get to my rides, eating mac and cheese. I said, where'd you get that? They said, my mom made it for me. I said, where is your goddamn mom? I need a bowl. Kids went to sleep, things went in the refrigerator. I scurried right over there. I ate their leftovers. So don't leave mac and cheese around me. I, it looks so good. I don't even know what, what brand it was. I think it was like that, um, what's that really trendy one? No, like noodles of noodles and poodles.

• 17:51Hannah Berner?

  Koodles.

• 17:54Hannah Berner?

  And there's protein in it. Wait, so what happened with you and your new bestie, your new gay bestie in the chair?

• 18:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate to sound like an influencer, but I can't tell you right now. You'll see it at a later date.

• 18:07Hannah Berner?

  She's teasing. Um, comment?

• 18:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't you dare.

• 18:13Hannah Berner?

  Comment below.

• 18:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I've gotten a lot of DMs about that of like, it's diabolical what they're doing. Hannah and I were on, um, FaceTime earlier and Hannah said the word demonic and I said, oh.

• 18:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I said, oh my God, Hannah, I used the word demonic today. And I, I don't think I, cause usually my go-to is diabolical. But I said, let me switch.

• 18:39Hannah Berner?

  You gotta get new words, new adjectives. I love that we both knew it at the same time. That's where we bonded.

• 18:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Should we both just like get a thesaurus and like look around every day?

• 18:50Hannah Berner?

  Just change stuff up. You love saying thesaurus just then. You're like, I'll say a thesaurus.

• 18:55Paige DeSorbo?

  There was a 50 50 shot. I was gonna get it right, right before I said it and then.

• 19:01Hannah Berner?

  Thesaurus is a country dictionary. Thesaurus is like when I don't wanna say the word and I wanna say a different one and you can't tell me what to say.

• 19:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like there was like a phase in my life where my mom was like, if you don't have a thesaurus, then how are you even doing your homework? And I'm like, I don't think you know who the hell you're talking to, lady.

• 19:25Paige DeSorbo?

  You and I, we do not see eye to eye when it comes to this school stuff.

• 19:32Hannah Berner?

  You go, "Mom, where I'm gonna be, we're not gonna need a thesaurus, I promise you." Hannah and her mom will handle the book writing.

• 19:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Cut to me being a New York Times bestselling author, no one saw it coming.

• 19:45Hannah Berner?

  No thesaurus, no thesaurus.

• 19:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Thesaurus in sight.

• 19:49Hannah Berner?

  And no ChatGPT, baby.

• 19:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Dude, I'd, I would absolutely crush high school right now. Are you kidding? I don't even get how that's being regulated.

• 19:59Hannah Berner?

  I'm very, very worried. Um, I have more gay lore.

• 20:06Hannah Berner?

  In regards to The Little Mermaid.

• 20:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:09Hannah Berner?

  So the gigglers are sending this to me.

• 20:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you're really on this, you're on this case.

• 20:12Hannah Berner?

  There's more shit going on with Hans Christian Andersen.

• 20:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Hell yeah.

• 20:16Hannah Berner?

  A whole new world. Um, I wanna be where the people are. All day in the sun.

• 20:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you just did this, you just brought this up so you can sing. I'm sick of this podcast. I've had it with this goddamn podcast.

• 20:34Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I'm tuning, I'm tuning.

• 20:40Hannah Berner?

  "Wish I could be part of your world."

• 20:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 20:44Hannah Berner?

  It's a gay anthem. It's about not being able to be out and be gay. That's he, that's why he, he felt like a mermaid who couldn't be with the people. He wants to be part of their world.

• 20:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Media literacy, it's a lost art.

• 21:01Hannah Berner?

  Out where they walk, out where they talk, out where they say all day in the sun. Ooh, I have chills. That was his lover with his, with his wife, who didn't know. Full family. And Hans was just yearning.

• 21:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Hold up, hold up. The guy that wrote The Little Mermaid was a gay man who was

• 21:22Hannah Berner?

  Obviously. I hope so. A straight man being like, "The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen. There's a little mermaid, she was in the water swimming."

• 21:38Hannah Berner?

  Of course he was gay.

• 21:43Hannah Berner?

  A straight guy be like, "The big, strong mermaid."

• 21:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop, stop.

• 21:53Paige DeSorbo?

  There's so many things I wanna say, I can't say them. Okay, wait, so he's married to a woman and this was like his life's work and this is how he got out that like he was gay?

• 22:05Hannah Berner?

  Imagine she's scrolling Instagram today, she's like, "What the?"

• 22:08Paige DeSorbo?

  What year was this?

• 22:10Hannah Berner?

  I need, I should honestly do like one Google search before.

• 22:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I just need nothing yet.

• 22:17Hannah Berner?

  There are other podcasts that like say they're like experts and things and people get mad when they get stuff wrong.

• 22:23Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not this.

• 22:23Hannah Berner?

  But I feel like people don't, they like prefer us to get it wrong. Hans Christian Andersen.

• 22:28Paige DeSorbo?

  We set the scene early.

• 22:30Hannah Berner?

  Gay icon. Hans's sexuality is, is viewed by modern scholars as, as fluid or bi-romantic. Oh, apparently Edward, Edvard, ooh, Edvard Colin. Andersen formed an intense No, it's his first name.

• 22:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Edward Colin?

• 22:48Hannah Berner?

  Edward Colin. Edvert.

• 22:51Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 22:52Hannah Berner?

  "He had an intense, unrequited attachment to his close friend. And he wrote in letters, 'I long for you as though you were a beautiful Calabrian girl.'"

• 23:02Paige DeSorbo?

  If I had a nickel.

• 23:05Hannah Berner?

  Wait, wait a second.

• 23:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Hey, I know, I know this exact gay man.

• 23:11Hannah Berner?

  "And then later in his life, he was with a Danish ballet dancer named Harold."

• 23:15Paige DeSorbo?

  One time somebody wrote me a letter, like a breakup letter, like I broke up with him and then he wrote me a letter.

• 23:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And my brother intercepted the letter. And he goes, "Bro, I'm gonna give you one piece of advice. Do not give this to my sister."

• 23:35Paige DeSorbo?

  And the guy was like, "Why?" Like I said a lot of really good things in there. Like I wanted to know how I feel. And my brother said, "She's not gonna respect you, dude."

• 23:44Hannah Berner?

  He's like, "Okay, mailman Gary, I'm just trying to express myself like my therapist told me to and you're really getting in the way."

• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

  He was like, "Just get back in your car, get out of our driveway, you were never here."

• 23:55Hannah Berner?

  Okay, Hans Little Mermaid was interpreted by literary scholars, and they never give a name when they say literary scholars. I don't know who these literary scholars are, as queer allegory for unrequited same-sex love, mirroring the painful longing for his close friend Edvard.

• 24:13Paige DeSorbo?

  What year?

• 24:14Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, that was the first question you asked me.

• 24:17Paige DeSorbo?

  This is why we don't have an expert podcast.

• 24:21Hannah Berner?

  It's, powerfully captures the feeling of an outsider wanting to enter a forbidden or unreachable society.

• 24:27Paige DeSorbo?

  In the year of what of our Lord?

• 24:29Hannah Berner?

  I, okay, we'd be so bad in a group project. This is what it's like being in a group project with me and Paige right now. The, the project was due two weeks ago, by the way. Okay, Hans Christian Little Mermaid, not gay allegations, I'm just trying. Now it like thinks I want, okay, date? No, he's gonna

• 24:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Year.

• 24:51Hannah Berner?

  Okay. Okay, when do you think the film was? If you had to?

• 24:55Paige DeSorbo?

  The very first film. I know it was like one of the first. I'm gonna say The Little Mermaid. Like the movie?

• 25:05Hannah Berner?

  Okay, let me explain.

• 25:09Hannah Berner?

  I thought you were just gonna throw a number out there. I didn't know there could be follow-up questions.

• 25:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say nineteen forty-nine.

• 25:15Hannah Berner?

  Okay, the book was in eighteen thirty-seven in Copenhagen, Denmark. Fairy tales told for children ended in a murder-suicide. Um, and the movie was, was nineteen eighty-nine, so like recent.

• 25:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I was way off on that. Okay.

• 25:35Hannah Berner?

  Well, if you averaged the two, you were, you were right on.

• 25:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I was definitely not gonna get eighteen, whatever you said.

• 25:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 25:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a period piece, though. Why isn't there a movie about this man? I would love that.

• 25:48Hannah Berner?

  Maybe there is a documentary.

• 25:50Paige DeSorbo?

  That would be amazing. Okay, so his wife's definitely not scrolling Instagram and being like, "What?"

• 25:55Hannah Berner?

  And, oh, he looks sweet. He looks sweet. Sorry, I was, interesting comb over.

• 26:02Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember when like in the eighties, it was like very, like when men lost their hair, they just combed it over and that was, no one made a note. No one was like, maybe. They were like, "This looks good now."

• 26:13Paige DeSorbo?

  A couple of months ago on the pod, I said something like, "You guys, the men should have a beauty standard and like they should go get their hairs, their hair done and"

• 26:21Hannah Berner?

  Their hair is done.

• 26:24Paige DeSorbo?

  And like recently, I feel like I don't like it. Because I don't like the arrogance that I feel like they get after. If you're a gay man, literally go and like do it. Obviously, that's like so exciting. But I feel like some men, it was the only thing keeping them humble.

• 26:45Hannah Berner?

  Not having a beauty routine.

• 26:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Okay, so I have to tell you guys something and I genuinely think I've become one of those people who won't shut up about a blanket. Like if you come to my apartment, I'm making you touch my Lola blanket. The second someone feels it, they're like, "Wait, okay, I need to get it." And honestly, you guys also know I've gifted a lot of Lola blankets. Because truly, it's the softest blanket I've ever owned. I have the extra large blanket in the color greenhouse and it's made of insanely soft faux fur. And it has stretch to it, it's machine washable. And somehow it still looks brand new, even though it's permanently draped over my couch. These blankets just truly make everything feel so much cozier. The only problem is, I thought about it.

• 27:30Paige DeSorbo?

  The only problem is, I thought I bought it for me, but it turns out I actually bought it for Daphne. She has completely claimed every Lola blanket in my house. And every single time I go looking for it, she's already asleep or making biscuits on it. So I finally gave up and ordered her her own Lola bed, the small one in Bondi beige. And honestly, it's the best decision I've ever made. She loves being perched up, so it's already like a high and perfect height for her. And she immediately curled up into it. And she didn't even inspect it first, which is very different for her. She just loved it right away. And it's made with that same ridiculously soft Lola material, but it has an orthopedic foam base.

• 28:11Paige DeSorbo?

  So it's actually supportive for pets, it's machine washable, and now I finally get my Lola blanket back, most of the time. For a limited time, our listeners can get forty percent off select Lola blanket products with code Giggly at checkout. Just head to LolaBlankets.com and use code Giggly to get forty percent off your order. And after you order, they'll ask where you heard about them. Please let them know that Giggly Squad sent you. Seriously, though, whether you're buying one for yourself or eventually realizing your pet owns everything in your house anyway, you're going to understand the hype the second you touch it. Again, that's forty percent off select Lola blanket products at LolaBlankets.com with code Giggly.

• 28:52Hannah Berner?

  Gigglers, the holidays are coming and Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter and I are making sure all my fellow cat parents are guest-ready. You guys know I'm obsessed with cats. I'm a cat missionary and make sure everyone in my life has a cat and I'm doing really well at it. I foster and I'm constantly trying to help cats find homes. And around the holidays, I basically want everyone I know to fall in love with a cat and take one home. But the holidays, you guys are hosting, you have your cat and you have such a to-do list, you know? Hiding things in closets, pretending you're clean, pulling out the snacks. One thing I do not need to add to that list is worrying about cat smell. Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter keeps odors under control and forms compact clumps that make cleanup easy. So that part is already handled in the background.

• 29:35Hannah Berner?

  So then I can focus on my guests and maybe convince one of them they need a cat. For all my fellow cat parents, be guest-ready with Arm and Hammer Hardball Cat Litter. Find it now at Walmart or Amazon. One thing about me, I love a protein bar. I'm not going out into the world without my emergency protein bar. It saved me in so many situations, I can't even tell you. But when I'm eating a protein bar, it can't taste like I'm being punished, you know, for trying to eat healthy.

• 30:01Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why I'm obsessed with Stars and Honey. They basically looked at protein bars and said, "Hmm, why are we choosing between something that supports our goals and something we actually want to eat?" Each bar has 15 grams of protein and only four grams of sugar, but the flavors are giving dessert, honey. Iced lemon cookie, mint chocolate chip, red velvet peanut butter mousse? Hello? Who even knew peanut butter could be a mousse?

• 30:25Hannah Berner?

  Because the best habits are the ones you can actually stick to. And consistency is a lot easier when your better-for-you snack is actually something you crave. Their standard is literally, would you still want to eat it if it weren't a protein bar? And that's the energy I need.

• 30:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Stars and Honey protein bars are now available at starsandhoney.com or Target stores nationwide. Order online or grab a box on your next Target run. I've always wanted to be more consistent with strength training, but my biggest problem is getting to the gym and thinking, okay, now what? I'll do a few exercises, I remember, maybe a pull-up, something I saved on Instagram, but there's never really any planning behind it. That's what I've been loving about the Ladder app. I open it and my workout is already planned for me by an expert coach. I know exactly what exercises I'm doing, how many sets, how many reps, and the in-ear coaching gives me cues and motivation throughout the workout. It genuinely feels like having a personal trainer in my headphones. I love using this whenever I'm in hotels.

• 31:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been using it for a while now and I see and also feel myself getting stronger each day because of Ladder. I have also been eyeing their Pilates workout routines for a little while now, so that will definitely be in my next workout venture. And for less than $1 a day, you can't beat it. And I love that Ladder remembers my weights, reps, and sets, because I can actually see my progress instead of wondering whether what I'm doing is working. Plus, you can get a new plan every week that builds on the last. Remove the guesswork with Ladder and get a real coach in your ear telling you exactly what to do for every workout. No thinking, everything planned for you. And if you have an iPhone, head to ladder.fit/giggly and take a quick quiz to find your perfect ladder plan.

• 32:04Paige DeSorbo?

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• 32:47Paige DeSorbo?

  and prescribe medication when appropriate. You can meet with a licensed psychiatrist who takes the time to understand what's going on, builds a personalized treatment plan, and supports you over time with consistent, evidence-based care. And because you continue with the same provider, you're not starting over each visit. Your treatment can evolve with you, so you're actually making progress over time. And with more than 300,000 patients that have already found high-quality psychiatric care through Talkiatory, head to talkiatory.com/giggly to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in-network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. That's T-A-L-K-I-A-T-R-Y.com/giggly to get matched in minutes. Talkiatory.com/giggly.

• 33:32Hannah Berner?

  Do you think men should be allowed to use red light?

• 33:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Only if I put it on. Or, or they're like, they have to recover from something.

• 33:41Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say, Dez put red light on his knee.

• 33:44Paige DeSorbo?

  He's recovering.

• 33:45Hannah Berner?

  He's recovering.

• 33:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, if, like, a whole room of red light, like, in the bedroom before bed, no.

• 33:52Hannah Berner?

  No. Well, are you getting those TikToks? People are like, "You can get a new red light home."

• 33:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I have it.

• 33:57Hannah Berner?

  And your home is fully, the ceilings are red light.

• 34:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally did it to myself with Amazon.

• 34:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's what I was talking about today when I said demonic. Like, the first time I ever got, like, a red light, like, in my room, my mom was like, "Is this something demonic?"

• 34:16Hannah Berner?

  Kim is counting her rosaries.

• 34:18Paige DeSorbo?

  This is for my wrinkles.

• 34:20Hannah Berner?

  It is giving satanic ritual, for sure. Someone's getting sacrificed, and it's your wrinkles.

• 34:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Also, even if it is a placebo effect, I don't care. I love, I love my red light before bed.

• 34:32Hannah Berner?

  Have you felt anything? That's my thing, like, I prefer a feeling.

• 34:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't quantify it.

• 34:37Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever felt anything?

• 34:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel something from my, um, I was just gonna say my thimble.

• 34:47Paige DeSorbo?

  My tuning forks. That, you feel something, because, like, you feel and hear the vibration, and that, like, genuinely works. I'm telling you.

• 34:56Hannah Berner?

  What does it do?

• 34:58Paige DeSorbo?

  It.

• 35:02Hannah Berner?

  You did not think I was gonna ask a follow-up question to that one, did you?

• 35:05Paige DeSorbo?

  You said this podcast was about no follow-up questions. You said no follow-up questions on this podcast, and we weren't experts.

• 35:14Hannah Berner?

  Whenever we say tuning forks, I get so hungry.

• 35:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm so hungry right now.

• 35:19Hannah Berner?

  I just ate a ricotta broccoli rabe pasta, which is my current hyperfixation.

• 35:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I feel like broccoli rabe pasta is always your current hyperfixation.

• 35:27Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed with little sausage.

• 35:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you know that? That's like one pasta that I actually hate.

• 35:33Hannah Berner?

  And that's why we're best friends.

• 35:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because-

• 35:34Hannah Berner?

  Because if we like the same pasta, then we'd fight over it all the time.

• 35:37Paige DeSorbo?

  If you go to a restaurant and somebody gives me broccoli rabe, I know I'm giving it right to you.

• 35:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know what it is. I don't, I think it's, like, bitter tasting.

• 35:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but I think I like the salty-sweet. I'm not gonna get into it. It's, we can agree to disagree.

• 35:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, we don't need to get into the minutia of it. Yeah.

• 35:54Hannah Berner?

  I had something crazy happen to me this weekend. And I didn't know this could happen when you're a grown-up. Got stung by a bee.

• 36:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Where?

• 36:03Hannah Berner?

  I thought that was a thing that happened to children only.

• 36:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Where?

• 36:06Hannah Berner?

  Well, it was a full family day, and when I tell you, like, I'd been up since-

• 36:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Where on your body?

• 36:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it was a crisp, crisp morning.

• 36:27Hannah Berner?

  I was rooting Hans Christian Andersen by the, I'm getting a nice cup of coffee by the window. No, but it was a family day. There is a story.

• 36:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, go, hit me with the story. Set the scene.

• 36:41Hannah Berner?

  At like 8:30 a.m., I was awakened by the howling of children.

• 36:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:45Hannah Berner?

  And I forgot that I was not in my own home.

• 36:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't that the worst, when you wake up somewhere?

• 36:52Hannah Berner?

  I was having so much fun, though, with them. And then more family came over. It was a full Italian gathering. And then, after around five hours, like, I'm good. I've said all that needs to be said. I've hit, it only gets worse from here. And the kids are like, "We wanna go play in the splash pad," is what they're calling it.

• 37:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 37:12Hannah Berner?

  We thought it was like a little pool, and then we took it out, and it was just like, you know, when they put out just like rubber with like some water on it.

• 37:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I have absolutely no idea what a splash pad is. Is it someplace you go? You buy one?

• 37:23Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember that when you would, like, go down, what is it called? The water slide that you'd put in your backyard? And then there'd be like one rock, and it would just like rip everyone's insides out?

• 37:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't know what you're talking, a slip-and-slide?

• 37:36Hannah Berner?

  Slip-and-slide, yeah.

• 37:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, okay.

• 37:38Hannah Berner?

  So it's like a mini slip-and-slide. Anyway. I'm like, I'm gonna go with the kids and watch. But I'm already, like, dying. Like, I, it's only 5 o'clock, and I don't know, we have a whole night ahead of us. And I hear buzzing in my ear. And I guess I'm not, the bee, like, got in my hair, and I was, like, trying to, like, kinda get it out, and then it stung my ear and my finger. I got double-stung. And I stop and I go, "I think I got stung by a bee." And everyone, everyone, like, really reacts. Like, I was like, "Oh, are you okay?" And then I realize, I haven't out. And I was like, "Let me, let me go upstairs and check." So I grabbed some ice, go to the basement, turn on the tennis channel.

• 38:19Paige DeSorbo?

  You are a dad.

• 38:20Hannah Berner?

  Passed out for two hours.

• 38:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You're a dad.

• 38:25Hannah Berner?

  I am literally dead.

• 38:27Paige DeSorbo?

  You are a dad.

• 38:29Hannah Berner?

  Come back. The kids are so excited to see me. They miss me so much. My mom's like, "Where the hell were you?"

• 38:36Paige DeSorbo?

  We're in the trenches.

• 38:38Hannah Berner?

  I got stung by a bee. I could, I could've gone to the hospital. Meanwhile, I, it didn't, it was like a very light stain.

• 38:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Imagine it bit your face and you could, like, smile again.

• 38:54Hannah Berner?

  No, but like, how many things have to happen to me in a given day?

• 38:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, well, it's, it's been kind of a crazy summer with, like, mercury and retrograde, and like, people are really fighting for their lives.

• 39:04Hannah Berner?

  It's looking better, though.

• 39:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:09Hannah Berner?

  Not the, I was-

• 39:10Paige DeSorbo?

  It is.

• 39:10Hannah Berner?

  Not this side or this side, but overall, it looks better.

• 39:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, I clearly agree.

• 39:16Hannah Berner?

  Like, that's still going down.

• 39:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, your lip is so much better on the top.

• 39:20Hannah Berner?

  And it's wider.

• 39:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it is.

• 39:23Hannah Berner?

  But I digress. But, you know, when your friends are, like, allergic to bees and, like, a bee comes around? And they, like, freak out, because they could have a serious, like, deathly reaction?

• 39:35Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's so crazy is, because we're, we've been around, like, children recently, at one point, there was a small baby, child, could not even speak yet, was eating something, and I just heard his dad say, "Does that have nuts in it?"

• 39:51Paige DeSorbo?

  And I mean, I didn't give the, the food to the baby, so like, I was out of this lawsuit. But like, my immediate reaction is like, how crazy, when you have a baby, you just have to, like, see if they're allergic to something? Like-

• 40:08Paige DeSorbo?

  So what do you even do?

• 40:10Hannah Berner?

  I guess you're right. Something has to happen to know if someone's allergic.

• 40:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, so like one day. Wait, so like as-

• 40:18Hannah Berner?

  You throw a shellfish at its face.

• 40:20Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, as a mom, you guys are all just collectively picking a random day and being like, "Today's the day we're giving the baby peanut butter. We're gonna fucking see what happens." Like, why?

• 40:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, I haven't heard that there's like allergy tests. Maybe some moms do it, but back in the day, you know, they didn't have that shit? They were just like, "It's time to eat a soybean."

• 40:43Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you think is the most annoying thing to be allergic to?

• 40:47Hannah Berner?

  Well, peanut allergies, like, caused a lot of drama, because if you have a peanut allergy, no one in your vicinity is allowed to have peanuts. So like in school, they'd be like, "Someone here has a peanut allergy, so no one can have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches." And everyone's like, "What the fuck?"

• 41:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes even on planes.

• 41:09Hannah Berner?

  Planes? Yeah, they'd be like, "Someone here." They always have "someone," "somebody."

• 41:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they're like, "Definitely ill."

• 41:15Hannah Berner?

  "We're not gonna say a name, but the girl in the front has a peanut allergy, so no one can have peanuts." But, apparently, peanut allergies are now

• 41:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like so-

• 41:25Hannah Berner?

  less popular.

• 41:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say so common.

• 41:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no, no, no. Before, what were you gonna say? Who are you?

• 41:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, I have a girlfriend who ate so many almonds, she gave herself an allergy.

• 41:40Hannah Berner?

  I don't know how that works.

• 41:41Paige DeSorbo?

  She became allergic to almonds.

• 41:43Hannah Berner?

  You can overdose to the point that your body rejects it?

• 41:46Paige DeSorbo?

  She overdosed on all- Healthiest girl I know, okay?

• 41:50Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was gonna say, if I was gonna overdose on a, I would be a macadamia nut.

• 41:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I thought-

• 41:55Hannah Berner?

  Give me a fatty, greasy one.

• 41:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh shoot, I'm allergic to-

• 41:57Hannah Berner?

  Give me a pecan!

• 41:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm allergic to pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese.

• 42:04Hannah Berner?

  No, that's like when everyone was upset about the lettuce going around. I'm like, "Oh no! I can't have a full salad with every meal! Oh no, Dino Chicken Nuggets again."

• 42:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, also, one, like, in my twenties, I had this thought where I was like, "Oh, one day I'm like not gonna eat pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese. Like, I'm gonna be an adult and I'll like make food. I'm gonna eat pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese at least once a week till the day I die."

• 42:32Hannah Berner?

  For sure.

• 42:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, it's the best thing ever, and-

• 42:37Hannah Berner?

  For sure.

• 42:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's another thing.

• 42:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Not all Parmesan cheese is created equally.

• 42:43Hannah Berner?

  That pause was crazy. That pause for effect was crazy about Parmesan cheese. She was like, "Everyone, quiet."

• 42:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Not all is made equal.

• 42:53Hannah Berner?

  Not all Parmesan's, yeah.

• 42:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And-

• 42:54Hannah Berner?

  Parmesan.

• 42:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And if you're not getting like finely grated, you're getting almost like, it's like a little thicker, it doesn't stick to the pasta and the butter at the same way. So just know that going forward.

• 43:07Hannah Berner?

  I know our drag race names.

• 43:09Paige DeSorbo?

  What are they?

• 43:10Hannah Berner?

  I'm Lasagna Del Rey. And you're?

• 43:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Pasta-

• 43:16Hannah Berner?

  Parmagina.

• 43:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I was gonna say- I don't know why Pasta Primavera, like, stuck in my head.

• 43:22Hannah Berner?

  There has to be something cunty about it, though.

• 43:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, right.

• 43:25Hannah Berner?

  Actually, pre- Princess Primavera.

• 43:29Paige DeSorbo?

  What was your first one? Vajant.

• 43:31Hannah Berner?

  I said, "Parmagina."

• 43:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I liked that, actually. I actually like that one the best.

• 43:38Hannah Berner?

  Parmagina is iconic. Now I'm starving. But anyway, um, I have also a fake tan update.

• 43:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. I didn't know we were... Were we following a story?

• 43:53Hannah Berner?

  Well, Hailey Cherie Nicola had, full government name, had told me to buy this like Amazon spray tan droplet thing, just to like tan your face a little.

• 44:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, one that you like mix with like your moisturizer?

• 44:08Hannah Berner?

  Exactly. So I bought it, and it actually was really good, and I was like, "Cool." I'll put it in the newsletter. It's like blue and white, whatever.

• 44:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 44:17Hannah Berner?

  It's cheap, it's like eight dollars. So then, I put it in my makeup bag, and then, of course, it like explodes in my makeup bag. But I don't know that it's the fake tan that exploded. I just thought something exploded in my makeup bag, which, if I had a nickel. So I'm just going about my day with something that exploded, and then the next day, my hand looks like a cheetah, cuz there's dots all over it, cuz I was like rummaging through my makeup bag, and Lois is like, "What's on your hand?" And then, I took a hair tie that was in my makeup bag, and look at my-

• 44:55Hannah Berner?

  I dyed my wrist.

• 44:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, this is the most Hannah thing I, that's ever Hannah'd. This is so, because what do you-

• 45:03Hannah Berner?

  And this is why I can't have fake tan around me.

• 45:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Was it, like, when you were rummaging through your bag, like, was it wet?

• 45:12Hannah Berner?

  I thought a moisturizer had like exploded a little, and I was like, "Whatever." And I didn't wanna go through and wash the fifty things in my makeup bag, which an adult might have done, but I was like, "I can navigate this. I can deal with adversity." I didn't know that I was literally dying my skin, so I looked like I have just like orange shit all over my hands.

• 45:34Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing worse than when something explodes in your makeup bag.

• 45:37Hannah Berner?

  And then I have a toddler yelling at me to put more makeup on, and I'm like, "Lois, I have a lot I'm dealing with right now!"

• 45:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, I can't believe that happened to you. That is, oh my god. Yeah, that's-

• 45:49Hannah Berner?

  It's been a week.

• 45:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, at least you know it lasts. It's a great product, and it's long-lasting.

• 45:56Hannah Berner?

  And we will put it in the newsletter, cuz look at that, it's not too orangey.

• 45:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And they do what they say, and they mean it.

• 46:01Hannah Berner?

  And they mean it. Do you ever do the tan contour? Do you remember that was like a thing for a week?

• 46:05Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't done it in a while. Like, when's the last time I spray tanned? Like, before the summer? But I do do it every time I spray tan, because I don't...

• 46:17Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not that like I feel like fake tan makes me break out, because I don't think it does. Like, some brands, yeah, for sure, but like overall,

• 46:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know. I just like like my skincare routine, so I do my skincare routine, and then I wait for like a really long time, so that it like completely seeps in, and then I'll do the contour. There's just something about putting it all over my face, I'm like, "I don't know." But I, but then like when I go get a spray tan, like from a woman, I let her do my face, and it's like the same thing.

• 46:48Hannah Berner?

  Do you do it during the summer?

• 46:49Paige DeSorbo?

  No. I feel like I'm so tan right now.

• 46:53Hannah Berner?

  You are.

• 46:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And I like got a little sunburn at the beach, which like, no, I've hit the age where I'm mad at myself, where I'm like, "How the fuck did that happen? Like, you put sunscreen on. Like, that's when you know you're- that's when you know you're an adult.

• 47:09Hannah Berner?

  Guys, I'm turning thirty-five in two weeks.

• 47:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god. It's actually so chic. Thirty-five is really chic.

• 47:18Hannah Berner?

  And I'm getting all these Instagrams that are just like, "Your forties are better than your thirties, and your fifties are better than your forties, and your sixties are better than your fifties." This woman in her forties was talking about how she's her happiest in her forties, cuz she said, "Your twenties, you don't know what the fuck's going on, and in your thirties, is, everyone is like on a crazy timeline. Like, when are you having kids? When are you getting married?" And it's just so stressful cuz of timelines, but she's like, "Your forties, everyone's given up on timelines, cuz it, things either happened or they didn't, and everyone's just living life."

• 47:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 47:51Hannah Berner?

  So that's kinda iconic.

• 47:52Paige DeSorbo?

  We're hitting the first round of divorces.

• 47:54Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah.

• 47:56Paige DeSorbo?

  They're com- Let me tell you, they're coming in hot.

• 47:58Hannah Berner?

  Are we? We are, I guess.

• 48:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I know, like, a couple people.

• 48:04Hannah Berner?

  I kind of love like losing a friend to a marriage, and then getting her back while you're still single, and she went through her whole marriage, and you're like, "Get back in her, girl!"

• 48:12Paige DeSorbo?

  That hasn't happened to me yet, but-

• 48:15Hannah Berner?

  You never know.

• 48:15Paige DeSorbo?

  You never know. You really never know.

• 48:18Hannah Berner?

  Um, I have some technological update, updates from the woman in STEM. The girls, and I think you also, I have to double check, are posting horizontal Instagram photos.

• 48:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Well, I'm not trying to do it on purpose. I don't know how to change it. To get it to stay regular.

• 48:39Hannah Berner?

  Oh, so you did it by accident?

• 48:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Every time I do it, it's, it's against my will.

• 48:43Hannah Berner?

  I know how to fix it. Whatever your first photo is you choose in the dump, is what dimensions will keep it.

• 48:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I tried that.

• 48:54Hannah Berner?

  So you tried to do long first, and then move it?

• 48:57Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 48:57Hannah Berner?

  That's what you have to do. But Hailey Bieber posted horizontal today.

• 49:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, she probably can't figure it out.

• 49:04Hannah Berner?

  She probably know, I'm thinking she can't figure it out. It's kinda like Regina George when she got her nipples cut, and then she was like, "Well," and started walking around, everyone did it. Cuz you did it, and then she did it, and then I was like, "I guess all the cool girls are doing it."

• 49:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I didn't do it on purpose. Well, because you wanna know what's annoying? When I use my, um-

• 49:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Digital camera and I import my pictures, they're horizontal.

• 49:29Hannah Berner?

  Horizontal.

• 49:30Paige DeSorbo?

  So then I can't.

• 49:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, just don't have it as the first photo and then move it to the first photo after. Wow, I feel so, I feel like IT right now.

• 49:40Paige DeSorbo?

  In your household, are you IT or is Dez IT?

• 49:43Hannah Berner?

  It's so weird Dez is IT. Well, when it comes to like printers, TVs.

• 49:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's Dez.

• 49:49Hannah Berner?

  It's Dez, cuz that's.

• 49:50Paige DeSorbo?

  He's really house manager over there. He's.

• 49:53Hannah Berner?

  And he's exhausted. Like, he came in and he was like, who left the umbrella open? And I was like, I didn't know we had an umbrella. It's chaos over here in these streets.

• 50:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look. Going to work? Outfit. Leading a meeting? Outfit. Getting drinks with your friends? Obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with Allies from Sam Edelman. They're ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe, I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute and I'm already envisioning my next outfit, straight leg jeans, an oversized blazer and a little shoulder bag. Very, I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers too. She has the Michaela,

• 50:49Paige DeSorbo?

  which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane. And this season, it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy, and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two. Like the new Teigan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready to wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically, you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night. Because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a t-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15% off with code GIGGLY15. Whenever a girl gets an idea in her head, she must execute it and especially when it comes to interior design.

• 51:31Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:12Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:54Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:35Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:52Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me is with the new season, I like to have a new personality. You never have to stick to one personality and people don't talk about it enough.

• 54:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 54:13Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean, I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 54:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 54:35Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 54:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner. I'm having a time.

• 54:49Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. And then people forget that on Revolve, there's also beauty. They have menswear, they have home and they have Forward Renew, which is pre-owned luxury handbags and you know how much we love vintage.

• 55:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been recently loving Helsa's stuff. I feel like the first place I go to look is Revolve. And the number one thing I love about Revolve is order a bunch of stuff. Try it on in the comfort of your home. Easiest return ever. It's the only place I shop that I don't feel bad ordering extra stuff. Because I'm like, I have the luxury of trying it on and having the easiest returns.

• 55:26Hannah Berner?

  And the shipping is so fast. And if you're like me and you don't know what you're doing two days from now and then you're like, oh shit, I have a huge important dinner. Use Revolve. It's so fast and it's curated. So the website's really easy. I have been recently obsessed with, just like Norma Kamali. The capris that she has are so cute for fall, so comfy, stretchy and perfect.

• 55:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Revolve also carries the brands that you genuinely know and love. There's also room for discovering things. Everything's curated. You can find new brands you love, new styles you feel like wearing. Revolve just makes shopping easier. All the brands you want, consistently updated, new arrivals, fast shipping, easy returns. And inevitably, something you did not know you needed until five seconds ago. Go to revolve.com/giggly to shop our faves and use code GIGGLY for 15% off your first order. That's revolve.com/giggly, code GIGGLY for 15% off your first order. Offer available for a limited time, so don't miss out. Hannah, I'm gonna be thinking about how you went downstairs, turned on the tennis channel.

• 56:32Paige DeSorbo?

  All you needed to, fell asleep for two hours. All you needed to do was bet on that game and then wake up to see like if your bet hit or not. And you would have been a dad. You would have been a full dad. And then you would have gone upstairs and been like, Dez, where the fuck is dinner?

• 56:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gone for two hours.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  No, I love like when sitting with the men and then the women get up to start cleaning and I'm like, why aren't you guys cleaning? They're like, why aren't you cleaning? I'm like, why would I clean?

• 57:04Paige DeSorbo?

  That is a very stereotypical thing that really grinds your gears.

• 57:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, cuz I don't know why women automatically have to clean. They cooked also, especially when they cooked. But actually, my household, it's a rule. My nan and my mama cook. And like without, not a second goes by, pop and my dad are cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. And the dishes are, I mean, does that happen in my household? No, cuz we get Uber Eats. I'm also going through a little identity crisis.

• 57:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 57:33Hannah Berner?

  With my profile picture on Instagram.

• 57:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I meant to bring that up to you. I meant to bring that up to you. Wait, we have to pull it up for the people because if you.

• 57:44Hannah Berner?

  Well, I changed it again.

• 57:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I need to see what you're, what you're at right now because.

• 57:48Hannah Berner?

  I changed it again.

• 57:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I just didn't type in your name. That was so weird.

• 57:55Hannah Berner?

  What'd you type in?

• 57:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you just changed it right before the pod.

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm like, but I'm not sticking with that one yet. I was just testing it.

• 58:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I liked the one you had before. I thought it was like fun and cute and flirty.

• 58:08Hannah Berner?

  For a second, I was like, should I be, like, is it cool to not have like a professional photo up? Like, I'm like, let's stop being so serious. So then I was just scrolling and I randomly just found a photo of me like doing a kissy face. Like, I didn't even know I had that photo and it's not even like my favorite photo. I just felt like it was authentic. And then someone said, I don't like your PFP. So then I Googled PFP and it's profile picture. So then I was like, okay, some young girl doesn't like my profile picture. So then I panicked before we started the pod and just picked another one. And then Haley texted me and was like, what's going on with your profile picture? So I'm kind of freaking out right now.

• 58:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I love being a girl. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Like, no, this is the stuff I'm talking about, Hannah. Here's the thing, when I change my profile picture, I look for one person opinion and one person only. And that woman's name? Kimberly De Sorbo. Text your mom.

• 59:06Hannah Berner?

  Really?

• 59:07Paige DeSorbo?

  See if she likes it.

• 59:08Hannah Berner?

  No, but sometimes my mom will like photos of me that like are pretty and I don't want a pretty photo.

• 59:15Paige DeSorbo?

  My mom speaks in very like.

• 59:18Hannah Berner?

  Honest terms.

• 59:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, like almost like honest, but like in an old school of like, what year is it? Like, she'll be like, you look tough. I'm like.

• 59:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, like what? Like I could beat someone up. You just, you look harsh.

• 59:33Hannah Berner?

  We're the MySpace generation and we like to reinvent ourselves with a profile picture.

• 59:38Paige DeSorbo?

  She likes when I look elegant. Where sometimes I wanna look a little bad, you know?

• 59:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you're bad girl. Sometimes you're naughty.

• 59:49Hannah Berner?

  Sometimes you're bad girl. I feel like with mine, I had my Hulu special, which is still available to watch. And, but I was like, feeling like, okay, I don't need my Hulu special photo up anymore. And then I was thinking of like, random cool girls who like, they have like, their, their photo of them as a kid. They're like, I'm just silly.

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, where it's like, it's not even like a picture of them.

• 1:00:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanna know who has a real, like, who I always think is really good? Josephine. Josephine has had the same picture of a dog that is not even her dog for years.

• 1:00:22Hannah Berner?

  See, that's cool. It makes no sense.

• 1:00:23Paige DeSorbo?

  It was a dog she saw on the street. When you, and when you ask her about it, she has a cool story.

• 1:00:28Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It was a dog she saw on the street in Japan. And it's like, yeah.

• 1:00:33Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, she's so cool.

• 1:00:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, that is like, really cool.

• 1:00:37Hannah Berner?

  I think that I didn't con- think, consider trying to be cool. And then I didn't know how to be cool. And now-

• 1:00:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And those are the coolest girls of all.

• 1:00:46Hannah Berner?

  That's what you're my best friend.

• 1:00:46Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to rework it.

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you literally just, you said, "Don't say that about my friend."

• 1:00:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're-

• 1:00:52Hannah Berner?

  She's the coolest girl you've ever seen.

• 1:00:53Paige DeSorbo?

  You're literally so cool.

• 1:00:56Hannah Berner?

  Now my head's all big.

• 1:00:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And also like, what makes a person cool? Being hilarious and gorgeous? Okay, check, check.

• 1:01:03Hannah Berner?

  But like, you know what I was thinking? I, I think in the past, people think I'd be cooler if I didn't smile as much.

• 1:01:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You wanna know what? You're so nice. That's what it is. You're so approachable. And usually like, really nice people don't get the word "cool" thrown around. And if you get the word "cool" thrown around, you also have to be ready for "bitch."

• 1:01:23Hannah Berner?

  You're right.

• 1:01:24Paige DeSorbo?

  So like, I take the good with the bad.

• 1:01:26Hannah Berner?

  She goes, "If you wanna be cool, you also have to be a bitch."

• 1:01:28Paige DeSorbo?

  If you wanna live this life.

• 1:01:29Hannah Berner?

  And you can't handle that kinda heat. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen, bitch.

• 1:01:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I feel like you're so nice.

• 1:01:37Hannah Berner?

  You're cool, but like, not, you're actually like, so sweet. Like, you're not mean at all. But like, I know there's people in this industry who are mean.

• 1:01:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Hannah Berner?

  And everyone's like, they're so cool. And I'm like, when's it become cool to be mean?

• 1:01:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, people are scared of them. I feel like people are scared of them. And like, they're the kind of people that like, they're like, if you don't have group mentality and think like me, you're not cool. Where I feel like, we're not group mentality people.

• 1:02:03Hannah Berner?

  We're not, we're not.

• 1:02:04Paige DeSorbo?

  That's why sometimes we're not that cool, cuz we're like, we don't want to. We're not going. Like, how many times are we like, actually, we're not going? Like, we don't care.

• 1:02:12Hannah Berner?

  Sometimes we're not cool cuz we're, we are not group mentality. And then sometimes we're cool cuz we're not group mentality. And it's like, fifty-fifty.

• 1:02:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't you just say the same thing twice?

• 1:02:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  But also, I think I was playing too much tennis during my high school years. I didn't think about these things, and you did.

• 1:02:30Paige DeSorbo?

  About being cool?

• 1:02:32Hannah Berner?

  About, about like, how you're perceived.

• 1:02:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I started being perceived at a very young age, so I had to think about it. Like, I didn't wanna think about it, but I had to.

• 1:02:42Hannah Berner?

  And I was purely perceived in the sports realm, which is literally like, "That's a score, bitch. That's a score."

• 1:02:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think that's why I like, I always leaned more mysterious. That's why it's so crazy that I even did reality TV.

• 1:02:56Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I'm not myster- I'm not mysterious. You know what's funny? We never talk about this, but Paige at first, during the, um, what's it, auditioning process? That was called?

• 1:03:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:08Hannah Berner?

  I remember, I had heard back, Jordan heard back, and you hadn't heard back yet. And I remember seeing you, and, sorry, was that public knowledge? Okay.

• 1:03:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, okay, what did I do?

• 1:03:22Hannah Berner?

  No, but I remember seeing you, like, in the office?

• 1:03:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And it wasn't that I didn't hear back. I didn't get it.

• 1:03:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, see, I just didn't know if you, like, I didn't, I didn't hear that you got told no. But I remember thinking, like, "She looks too cool."

• 1:03:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't, no, I didn't get told no. I didn't know I didn't get it. I just assumed by not hearing back. And then when they called me and said, "Two girls dropped out," I, I was like, "Oh," so I wasn't, I, for, I was like, "So I wasn't picked?"

• 1:03:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, cuz let's be honest, you were shy, stylish, very New York, Scorpio. I didn't see you as someone who wanted to be all out there.

• 1:04:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I didn't.

• 1:04:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't want to at all.

• 1:04:08Hannah Berner?

  I could see you as a news reporter.

• 1:04:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I just knew it was gonna get me something else that I wanted. And that's why I did it.

• 1:04:15Hannah Berner?

  See, I've never been mysterious a day in my life.

• 1:04:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:18Hannah Berner?

  And the producers were like, "This is gonna be good."

• 1:04:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't wanna say like, I knew, like, I knew how to game the system, because you don't at all. Reality TV is so crazy. But I definitely, there were certain times where I was like, "Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm not doing that."

• 1:04:32Hannah Berner?

  You were always better at saying no to situations where I was a little more desperate to be like, "But they won't like me, or they'll get mad if I don't, like, join in." Where you're, you knew, from a young age, she knew she was a bitch.

• 1:04:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I haven't yelled at anyone in a while.

• 1:04:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because you're, you're not being paid to.

• 1:04:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I, oh.

• 1:04:58Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that felt good.

• 1:04:59Paige DeSorbo?

  That was an eyelash. See, and this is how it happens when you're like, "And whose eyelash is this?" Mine.

• 1:05:06Hannah Berner?

  Did you just kinda fight with yourself? You were like, "And then, later on in the day, when I forget that I put that there, I'm gonna go fight with someone. I haven't yelled at someone in a second." But that is fun, just to go up to a guy and be like, "Whose eyelash is this?"

• 1:05:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, do you know how many times I've fought with boyfriends where I've been like, "Whose is this?" And then I'm looking at it, and I'm like, "That is mine."

• 1:05:27Hannah Berner?

  Remember when I didn't know about where does the sh- about the shorts? I thought it was a woman's short. And Des is like, "Those are my European shorts."

• 1:05:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Vaguely. I vaguely remember this. Wait, did you text me or call me?

• 1:05:41Hannah Berner?

  When we first started dating, right under his bed, there were like, these little shorts. And I was like, "Is this a, of, like, soccer mom's shorts? Like, is he like, does he have a secret family?" And I literally was like, "Whose shorts are these?" And he's like, "Mine, they're from Ireland."

• 1:06:03Hannah Berner?

  Finally, also, people are putting multiple captions on their Instagram photos. Have you seen this? What's going on, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on? I'm stressing out, I'm stressing out. It's like, homework.

• 1:06:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so glad you brought that up, because like, stop. No, like, truly stop.

• 1:06:18Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're telling me you're putting, you're doing a dump of eighteen photos with eighteen different-

• 1:06:22Paige DeSorbo?

  The anxiety it took me to even post this dump and think of one caption, you want me to think of?

• 1:06:28Hannah Berner?

  The anxiety of making sure I didn't accidentally go horizontal. But that's, didn't we used to do that with Facebook albums, where you'd comment under every photo that you posted?

• 1:06:38Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember that?

• 1:06:40Hannah Berner?

  You'd be like, "Stephanie lost in beer pong, lol."

• 1:06:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's like, a real caption I had. Stephanie never lost, though. Stephanie was really good.

• 1:06:49Hannah Berner?

  Also, the stuff people would put from, you go to a party and you'd get papped, basically, the entire time by a random friend.

• 1:06:56Paige DeSorbo?

  By ourselves. I literally papped each other.

• 1:06:59Hannah Berner?

  And then you'd have the worst photos on, of you, maybe people making out, doing illegal things. And I'm like, "You just posted that on the Facebook album."

• 1:07:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And we were alive, and we were not cringe. And we like, do you remember like, when people got drunk for the fir- like?

• 1:07:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:18Paige DeSorbo?

  When people were getting drunk for the first time, there was an inevitable crash out. Like, if you're drunk for the first time, you have to at some point crash-

• 1:07:27Hannah Berner?

  That was scary. I was scared. Everyone was scared.

• 1:07:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just feel like, I, oh, I, I feel like the kids aren't doing that these days.

• 1:07:37Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's definitely not being recorded. I mean, it is on a digital camera, but it gets deleted. We used to not even look through it. You just took the chip, put it in, and pressed "post."

• 1:07:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but they have it way worse than us. Like, literally, everything they do gets recorded. And so to think that, like, some of those nights when you're like, a senior in high school, would be-

• 1:07:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, can't, that actually makes me scared.

• 1:08:00Hannah Berner?

  No, yeah, but we were talking about, like, when our kids, one day, people were like, "What if your kid finds out you did reality TV?" I said, "Good, they should learn about history. They should learn about betrayal. They should learn about storylines, and they should learn about character-

• 1:08:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Development.

• 1:08:15Hannah Berner?

  Development. And growth. And non-growth.

• 1:08:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Was it you that I was just talking to this about? I was just talking about this to someone, and I was like, I used to be like, oh my god, I would be like, kind of as, like, not ashamed, but like-

• 1:08:28Hannah Berner?

  No, you're gonna sit my child down and be like, "And after World War II, there was Summer House."

• 1:08:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And now I'm gonna sit, and I'm gonna be like, "Look at this man. Look at his face on the screen. If anyone ever says these words to you..."

• 1:08:43Hannah Berner?

  If anyone speaks to you like that.

• 1:08:45Paige DeSorbo?

  This is what I want you to see mommy's stance here. You gotta stay firmly planted two feet.

• 1:08:51Hannah Berner?

  Do you see how my finger goes right into his face?

• 1:08:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's going into his soul, okay?

• 1:08:57Hannah Berner?

  And he's gonna wake up, um, in his sixties, and that's still gonna be repeating in his head. He's never gonna find peace. And that was our lesson for today. Um, thank you guys for giggling with us. Have an incredible, beautiful week.

• 1:09:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Do it.

• 1:09:11Hannah Berner?

  And we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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