Giggling about stylists, serial killers, and sanity

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• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  Sweater season is in full effect and Abercrombie is setting a new standard. Thanks to the quality fabrics like 100% cashmere wool blends and other natural fibers, I'm using this drop as permission to curate my entire fall wardrobe around sweaters, especially the World Net Cruise sweater. It's a classic silhouette that I can easily throw on and go or dress up for nights in the city. Outfit accordingly this season with Abercrombie. Shop in the app, online and in stores. I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 0:36Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:39Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're calling the FBI.

• 0:44Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:01Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:09Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:14Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...

• 1:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:18Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts. You ignore it all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing. It's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:39Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 1:44Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt for real.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:01Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:02Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  And if Waymo isn't in your city yet, head to waymo.com/gigly to sign up and help bring Waymo to you.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi. Manifest that shirt. We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my glorious gigglers. Um, literally got on. So, it's me, Paige and Grace and Grace is on the phone. She literally gave me PTSD of like when your mom's on the phone and you're like, "Mom, mom, mom." And finally, she's like, "What?" And you're like, "I forgot."

• 3:48Paige DeSorbo?

  She put one finger up, like, "Mommy's on the phone."

• 3:52Hannah Berner?

  Wait, why do I remember? Where was I where like I had a fake phone or something and you kept trying to talk to me and I kept being like, "Hold on one second." Oh, that was a photo shoot we did. You were so annoyed with me and I couldn't stop.

• 4:05Paige DeSorbo?

  If we were kids together, you would have annoyed me at so many different... I think that's why we became friends later in life, because I would have been like nonsense.

• 4:15Hannah Berner?

  No, I would have annoyed you, but then you would have been bored as fuck without me. And you'd be like, "Fine, I'll hang out with Hannah," even though she's a little annoying.

• 4:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's funny is like people in my everyday life will like bring you up, which is like the, which is like the joy of my life. And they'll always say the same thing, like, "Wow, you and Hannah, you really think that Hannah's funny, don't you?" Like, you... I'm like, "Okay, has no one ever seen someone with a best friend before?" Like, I'm not the first person you've ever seen have a best friend. Like, people are like, I think maybe because it's my personality. Like, they're so shocked that I could love someone.

• 4:55Hannah Berner?

  Well, like, unconditional love is real.

• 4:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it is.

• 4:59Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's giving they're jealous that I have your attention.

• 5:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that's what it is. They're like, "We can't believe she's..."

• 5:06Hannah Berner?

  You chose her over me.

• 5:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "She's the best."

• 5:10Hannah Berner?

  You chose donkey girl?

• 5:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I felt like you were gonna say something.

• 5:15Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah. So, yesterday, we get a call. This is the thing. Paige and I are in business together, which like I forget all the time. Like, a lawyer will hit me up and be like, "What does Paige think?" And I'm like, "Who?"

• 5:31Hannah Berner?

  And I'm like, "Oh, you want us to give you..." Okay, let me... I was, I was on the phone with her just now, but we were talking about not business.

• 5:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I respond to emails and it's literally the sentence is, "If Hannah wants to, I will." Like that. And I'm like, "I'm a grown woman and I'm like, if my friend's going, I'll go."

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  So, I get a call from like a ton of people on a team of something, whatever.

• 5:57Paige DeSorbo?

  The other day, someone emailed me and they were like, "Do you want to go to the US Open?" And I go, "I don't know. Look at Hannah's schedule. She's in charge of us at the US Open."

• 6:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh, the US Open, that's me, which I'm gonna get into as well. I want to tell the gigglers what to do for the US Open.

• 6:13Paige DeSorbo?

  And I return the favor by sending you my Fashion Week schedule. I'm like, "Anything that you'd like to accompany?" You know, like, we have our things.

• 6:21Hannah Berner?

  Wait, am I allowed to go with you?

• 6:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I don't know if everything you can go with. Some of them are really hard invites.

• 6:29Hannah Berner?

  They were like, "Which fashion shows do you want to go to?" And I was like, "I could tack along." Well, I actually didn't say it because I...

• 6:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's why I sent you that list of places that I'm trying to go to. So, if there were any that you wanted to come with me, you had the list of places.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I actually haven't looked at that list yet.

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's okay.

• 6:49Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah. So, I get this call. It's all these people and they're like, "We're trying to get Paige. We can't get Paige." And then I was like, "Oh, let me, let me call her. Like, she probably won't pick up for you guys, but she'll pick up for me."

• 7:03Hannah Berner?

  And then I was like, "No, she would pick up this like important call." So, then I start calling people around you.

• 7:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:10Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, "I'll find... One thing about me, I will find Paige." Because I'm like, "She's not napping. She has too much anxiety to nap." She's existing somewhere. If she, even if she's working out, she will check her phone during the workout every like 5 to 10 minutes. So, like, let's do it. So, I start calling other people. Finally gets to you and you're like, "What's going on?"

• 7:31Paige DeSorbo?

  If I have a robe on, if I have a robe on, the day's done.

• 7:37Hannah Berner?

  You're such a mom.

• 7:38Paige DeSorbo?

  If my phone's in my robe, I'm having me time.

• 7:42Hannah Berner?

  I knew that your day was done because it was like 7:00 PM or 6:30, but you go, "I'm doing my outfits." I'm doing out, I'm doing algorithms. I'm doing math. I'm doing my outfits.

• 7:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm doing math. Sorry, there's a formula. I'm doing science in my room right now. What could... I was literally a kid playing in my own room, minding my own business and then people busting in.

• 8:06Hannah Berner?

  Well, I envisioned you as like the Sunny in Philadelphia. Is that the show?

• 8:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

• 8:11Hannah Berner?

  Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme where the guy's like pointing to all the different things. Like, that's you trying to figure out your outfits, but you're like, "Carry the one, minus two."

• 8:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "If it's, if it's four days but three nights, I could wear this twice."

• 8:25Hannah Berner?

  If it's a culotte and a tube top, how do I...

• 8:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, "But what if the temp drops below 75? I'll need a jacket."

• 8:34Hannah Berner?

  I respect you and your art. Stop playing with your stupid fucking outfits. We have an important call right now.

• 8:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Me and Kitty were in a serious meeting, okay?

• 8:44Hannah Berner?

  And then I had to tell the team, "Sorry, she was doing outfits." Are you familiar with this?

• 8:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and then Joe walks in. Joe walks in. He's on the phone. He's on the phone with a girl and the girl's on speaker. And I think nothing of it and I hear the girl go, "Well, where is she?" And he's like, "I got her right here." And I look at him and I go, "Who the hell is that?"

• 9:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And he shows me the phone and it says Hannah Berner. I go Hannah Berner? I was so confused in the moment. I was like, is there a tornado? Like, what is happening?

• 9:18Hannah Berner?

  I didn't want to have to call Joe. I didn't want to have to get him involved, but went into, I knew that he would know.

• 9:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 9:25Hannah Berner?

  And when I call him, he always thinks it's an emergency.

• 9:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, which is good.

• 9:29Hannah Berner?

  Which is good, which is good, because he's protective. Um, so I found you in your basement playing with your clothes. If you need an assistant, or at least an intern, Lois is available, by the way.

• 9:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I would bring Lois on full time as creative director of all Paige DeSorbo's brands.

• 9:46Hannah Berner?

  Paige. Lois is so into Project Runway right now and our episode.

• 9:53Paige DeSorbo?

  She must think we're literal princesses.

• 9:56Hannah Berner?

  Well, let's not say we, because she goes, okay, let's play a game. You're Hannah, I'm Paige. Tell me you like my outfit. I said, okay, I love your outfit. It's so pretty. And she goes, tell me, tell me I'm the pretty one. I said, I can hear you.

• 10:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You go, hey, it's, it's still me. You made me be me.

• 10:17Hannah Berner?

  This is me. She goes, I'm the pretty one.

• 10:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Lois is... No, I'll cry.

• 10:27Hannah Berner?

  So then me hang, the thing is, I know how to deal with her because I'm like, what would little Paige do? It's actually kind of like, I have so much fun because I feel like I'm hanging out with little Paige. And I start pulling up Project Runway's Instagram and showing all like the dresses they make. And I'm like, Lois, tell me which ones you like. She's judging harder than La Roche.

• 10:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:49Hannah Berner?

  She's going ugly, ugly, next, yawn, nobody's working, no, ew, gross, never.

• 10:57Paige DeSorbo?

  What is it, 2005? I wasn't even alive then, and I know this is trash.

• 11:02Hannah Berner?

  Don't stomp those last season Prada shoes on me, honey. And then, but then she knows immediately when she likes something, she goes, love.

• 11:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:10Hannah Berner?

  Love, knows immediately. And I said to her, you know, do you want to be a stylist? Or do you want to actually like design clothes? And she goes, I could do both.

• 11:21Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, you're so...

• 11:23Paige DeSorbo?

  We're multifaceted, Hannah.

• 11:25Hannah Berner?

  But then Jeannie comes, her mom, and she's like, what are you guys doing? You're so quiet. And she's like, are you just scrolling Instagram and the kids are watching? And I'm like, basically. So apparently that you're not supposed to do that for like an hour.

• 11:36Paige DeSorbo?

  You're a screen parent.

• 11:38Hannah Berner?

  I was just scrolling the Project Runway's Instagram, but I showed her all our clips.

• 11:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And what'd she say? I saw your walk that she made you do. She made you do a full runway walk.

• 11:49Hannah Berner?

  Well, Jeannie was like, can you stop showing my children Instagram? And I was like, that's so valid. I'm so sorry. I got lost in the sauce. You need to say that more often.

• 11:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Lost in the sauce.

• 11:58Hannah Berner?

  I got lost in the sauce.

• 12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Are they like Miss Rachel people?

• 12:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they're like kind of aging out of it, but Miss Rachel's like good music that they like, that every now and then it's like a bop.

• 12:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 12:10Hannah Berner?

  They also like the, the Wiggles, which like low key, so do I.

• 12:14Paige DeSorbo?

  The Wiggles are still around? How old are they?

• 12:18Hannah Berner?

  The Wiggles are...

• 12:20Paige DeSorbo?

  They had to have recasted.

• 12:22Hannah Berner?

  I do think they've recasted, but they're Australians, so Australians are healthier.

• 12:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And they don't age.

• 12:27Hannah Berner?

  And they don't age.

• 12:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like all Australians are low key vampires.

• 12:32Hannah Berner?

  There's a song called Something The Dog He Likes To Tango. It is so good. I'm like, Bobby, can we play it again? And it's, I, I loved it.

• 12:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of screen time, I have been doing some due diligence and just like watching TV.

• 12:51Hannah Berner?

  Actually, good, someone has to, because I'm mothering over here.

• 12:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone has to. Someone has to give Rex.

• 12:57Hannah Berner?

  Someone has to.

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Let me tell you something. I feel like a lot of people are like, you have good scripted show Rex and like, I, thank you.

• 13:05Hannah Berner?

  I'm nonfiction, you're fiction.

• 13:07Paige DeSorbo?

  My new one is on Hulu. It's called Furious and it's about, it's with Emmy Rossum.

• 13:13Hannah Berner?

  Someone was telling me about this yesterday.

• 13:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, it's so goo, first of all, I, she's so good. If you haven't watched Shameless, I would say watch Shameless because

• 13:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Paige DeSorbo?

  then you just like really love her as an actress.

• 13:29Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just such a unique show. Like they're find, trying to find a female serial killer and it's just Hulu did it so well. And you know me, I don't love a thriller.

• 13:40Hannah Berner?

  I'm so mad we didn't think of that. I'm so mad we didn't think of that concept.

• 13:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Serial killer, a woman?

• 13:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, the serial killer is so smart and it's just like, yeah, there's definitely, if women were serial killers, you'd never find them.

• 13:55Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 13:55Paige DeSorbo?

  They also, I feel like there's like a study somewhere that's like, whatever sign is the most serial killer, but then they're like, there's no Scorpios, which is really scary, which means like, are the Scorpios the ones that don't get caught?

• 14:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Because like that seems like the sign that would be the, like you would be like, they're the most serial killers.

• 14:18Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that makes so much sense.

• 14:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Not getting caught.

• 14:21Hannah Berner?

  So scared of you right now.

• 14:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's like so scary.

• 14:23Hannah Berner?

  Even though I am a Scorpio rising, so I have to, I have to ask someone about that.

• 14:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, I hate blood, so like, we don't have to worry about it.

• 14:28Hannah Berner?

  Fully on a business call, I asked Paige in front of like 18 professional people, what her astrologer would say.

• 14:39Hannah Berner?

  And I wasn't joking. And Paige was like, let, I have to text them. And then everyone was like, anyway.

• 14:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 14:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, no one was giving me answers. No one was giving me answers.

• 14:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah was asking questions and no one was responding. And she goes, let me bring in the big guns, Paige, do you have your astrologer on speed dial? I go, what day of the week is it? Because I'm really into numerology and I'm not sure we should make any decisions. The fact that it's the sixth.

• 15:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, anyway, we are on this episode of Project Runway doing cameos.

• 15:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Hannah Berner?

  How was your experience?

• 15:17Paige DeSorbo?

  My experience, first of all, it was a dream come true because I feel like when you watch things on TV and then you experience it in real life, you're just like, wait, what?

• 15:27Hannah Berner?

  So weird.

• 15:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I, I just like loved the whole feeling of it. I do wish we were judges. Because I feel like I wish we had like the juxtaposition of them like walking in in new, in new outfits and being like serious. So maybe next season we do a little like judging.

• 15:50Hannah Berner?

  But I also really can't stand when people have to get out. Like I'll cry. Like watching their dreams be crushed. Like I kind of liked being in the workroom, just being like silly billys.

• 16:03Paige DeSorbo?

  But don't you love being around for someone's villain origin story? Like someone getting, someone getting kicked off might be the kick in the ass they need to then like succeed.

• 16:16Hannah Berner?

  Okay, mental health moment.

• 16:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, mental health moment. Sometimes rejection is redirection.

• 16:23Hannah Berner?

  Marilyn Monroe once said that.

• 16:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Period, period. No, seriously, sometimes like things that don't work out, not even that it's redirection, gives you the motivation that you might have not had. Like my revenge knows no bounds.

• 16:38Hannah Berner?

  Oh, a hundred percent. I think sometimes people not believing in you, you can react two ways. You can feel fucking sorry for yourself and be like, well, why don't people believe in me? Or be like, I can't wait to blow up so much that these people are going to be tortured by my presence.

• 16:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, the other day I was on the phone with my mom and this is a direct quote from myself to my mother. I said, mom, but I need more revenge. She said, how much can you really get? I said, I need more.

• 17:06Hannah Berner?

  And sometimes I do feel bad. Sometimes I was like that, that was too much, but like, you know what?

• 17:12Paige DeSorbo?

  That was too much on them.

• 17:13Hannah Berner?

  You do you, you do you. That's, that's God's karma. I'm like a huge Project Runway fan.

• 17:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Hannah Berner?

  Pull up in the Sri Lanka. Uh, do you remember that quote? Am I an Aki fan? Pull up in the Sri Lanka.

• 17:29Paige DeSorbo?

  That wasn't on Project Runway.

• 17:30Hannah Berner?

  No, that was like Wendy from...

• 17:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you know what? I think what, one of the funniest parts of doing Project Runway was that Christian Siriano could not understand how we got that gig.

• 17:44Hannah Berner?

  Christian?

• 17:45Paige DeSorbo?

  He was like, and you guys are here because?

• 17:48Hannah Berner?

  He knew you. He knew you. He loves you. You guys have worked together. You guys are cute. I came in, he looked me up and down. I said, it's vintage, babe.

• 17:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he goes, so the whole show is a joke to you guys.

• 18:01Hannah Berner?

  But also in the beginning, I was respectful. Like in the beginning, I was just being cute. I was asking questions. After a couple of people, I got too comfortable. I started, I was pitching. I said, what about this? This is what I like to do. If you don't like it, start over. Just scratch it, just scratch it. I'm liking, I have a long torso. I'm liking this, I'm liking that. And you were looking at me like, hey, just stop it. Stop talking.

• 18:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, sometimes fashion is silent.

• 18:27Hannah Berner?

  And that's why the fashion community has been, they're not ready for me yet.

• 18:32Paige DeSorbo?

  You let the clothes speak for themselves and Hannah doesn't believe in that. She wants to give, she wants to give reasons and validation.

• 18:40Hannah Berner?

  You did give an anal joke on Project Runway though, and it made the cut.

• 18:45Hannah Berner?

  Which I was like so proud of you. I was like...

• 18:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Every once in a while I will throw out an anal joke and you can take it and receive it. No pun intended, or you can throw it back.

• 18:55Hannah Berner?

  I do think from the first time we did TV together to that moment, you have really progressed and I am so proud of you.

• 19:00Paige DeSorbo?

  You've really taken me out of my shell. You've really broken me out of my shell. I do want to point out that during the filming of Project Runway, I was deep in my botox reconstruction surgery.

• 19:14Hannah Berner?

  I didn't want to say it. Your lip was moving a little strange.

• 19:17Paige DeSorbo?

  My bottom lip was not moving.

• 19:19Hannah Berner?

  It was like this.

• 19:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And so like I look at side profile of me laughing, my whole mouth has regressed into my mouth. Like my, like...

• 19:28Hannah Berner?

  Your outfit did the talking.

• 19:30Paige DeSorbo?

  My outfit did the talking. I really feel like no one could even notice, because now we're so used to your massacre, massacre and like, how intense it is that I feel like no one... No one even noticed my bum lip.

• 19:45Hannah Berner?

  I'm so sorry.

• 19:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm happy about it. I'm happy that no one noticed.

• 19:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, people were like, that's not a thing. Um, I also wore my Kalina Strada glasses that I was waiting to. And I felt like this was the moment. What people didn't see behind the scenes was at one point I was like, I gotta take these off. I can't see anything.

• 20:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:06Hannah Berner?

  Took them off, left it on someone's workstation. During it realized, can't find it. Tell them producers, someone needs to find my, my glasses. They're very expensive and I have to give them back. And had the whole production in a tizzy.

• 20:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't know that.

• 20:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah. I didn't want to distract you because you were really into the moment. I was, I lost my glasses at one point.

• 20:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's funny because when you got there, you had the glasses and we did like some photos and I thought she just wants them for the photos. I was mistaken. Those glasses were your personality that day. And you know what? I warmed up to them.

• 20:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 20:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I started to think, what is the outfit without the glasses? Like the outfit is not complete.

• 20:47Hannah Berner?

  And did you not say Paige DeSorbo, didn't she not quote, big glasses are back?

• 20:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Big glasses are back.

• 20:54Hannah Berner?

  So I was just listening to Paige DeSorbo.

• 20:57Paige DeSorbo?

  What other moment are you gonna get other than Project Runway to wear whatever the fuck you want? It's personal. All of a sudden, everyone doesn't care about personal style. All I hear all day long is personal style, personal style. My friend pops out in personal style and you're gonna be rude to her about it? I don't think so.

• 21:19Hannah Berner?

  The critics got confused because they'll say, let's say to you, I want my personal style, but then I come in, we don't want personal style. Pick a side.

• 21:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Pick a side. Pick a side. You know what we didn't talk about, which like, we have no skin in the game. I hate that saying.

• 21:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 21:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I really hate that saying.

• 21:37Hannah Berner?

  Unless it's about a skincare routine.

• 21:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless it's about moisturizing it.

• 21:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 21:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Saying no skin in the game feels like for whatever reason, you're peeling skin off.

• 21:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's giving like in the flesh. I don't like that either.

• 21:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't like that either.

• 21:50Hannah Berner?

  Unless it has to do with microneedling, I don't want to be talking about that.

• 21:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Unless.

• 21:55Hannah Berner?

  Unless there's red light therapy involved. You had to cancel? Why?

• 21:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to cancel my microneedling appointment this week because you really shouldn't be in the sun and then do it. And I just felt like I was in the sun. A couple of days too close to the microneedling. So I said, let's put a pause.

• 22:12Hannah Berner?

  I haven't done it because I'm like, will I be in the sun for the next two weeks? I'm like, probably.

• 22:17Paige DeSorbo?

  You can't risk it in the summer. So I said, let's put a pause on it till like end of August. When I can know that I won't be in the sun and then we'll get to it. But I was gonna say something else that I forgot.

• 22:26Hannah Berner?

  Get a really, get a really cunty hat. Like a big.

• 22:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm all about my skin barrier.

• 22:35Hannah Berner?

  I can't.

• 22:37Hannah Berner?

  That's a made up thing. That's a made up by the patriarchy.

• 22:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and so are you drinking an iced coffee or an orange juice?

• 22:44Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, get, I'm too caffeinated.

• 22:45Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a big boy.

• 22:46Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I'm too caffeinated this pod. I'm sorry, guys, I can't start or finish a sentence this pod. I apologize.

• 22:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually can't wait to see you as a mother because I think we're gonna get such a drastic change in areas that we didn't see coming. Like some would think, some would think, oh, when Hannah becomes a mother, she'll be up at 6:00 AM. That's a drastic change that we didn't see coming. No, I'm not talking that. I'm not talking that. I'm talking like, I have a feeling that like one day you're gonna show up and be like drinking a Red Bull and I'm gonna be like, who is this person? Who is this human?

• 23:20Hannah Berner?

  Also, I wasn't able to take a shower this week because you're with the kids. You can't just go in the shower and leave them.

• 23:26Paige DeSorbo?

  If you don't get your nighttime shower.

• 23:28Hannah Berner?

  Then I get greasy.

• 23:29Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:53Hannah Berner?

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• 25:34Hannah Berner?

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• 26:02Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:26Hannah Berner?

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• 26:41Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 29:26Paige DeSorbo?

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• 29:33Hannah Berner?

  With Project Runway with Lois, I was like, let's design an outfit. And she put together an outfit. She was like, pretend you're Paige. I was like, I get it. You like literally hate me right now. And it was, I just loved being creative.

• 29:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna show up at Lois's birthday party.

• 29:51Hannah Berner?

  No, she'd die. She'd die. And, but I loved, she was like, she went up to Grammy and she said, I made that dress from my imagination. And like, that's what I love about childhood. It was so simple and beautiful.

• 30:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Do, do Lois and Bobby, did they pick what they're, what they call your mom? Or did, does your ma, did your mom influence what they call her?

• 30:16Hannah Berner?

  I think the grandparents chose. Cause one side they have Gigi and then she's Grammy. And then my, my dad is Dan Pa. Cause his name's Dan.

• 30:27Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so him. That is so him.

• 30:29Hannah Berner?

  I think he's so main character. He was like, yeah.

• 30:32Paige DeSorbo?

  What a time in your life to think like, and now what shall I be called? Like, it's the only time in your life that you're allowed to make up your own nickname and people don't get weird about it.

• 30:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And you can't judge it because you're like, I'm a grandpa.

• 30:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Any other time in your life, if I walked in and I was like, hey, call me Glamour, you'd be like, no, you're a freak.

• 30:53Paige DeSorbo?

  But all of a sudden you hit seventy-two and they're like glamour.

• 30:57Hannah Berner?

  The crazier the better too. It's like, call him anything and people love it. I guess some people are really against being like called grandma. People don't like grandma.

• 31:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Some people really don't like grandma.

• 31:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. It's like when you call a gym teacher, a gym teacher, they're like, it's a physical educator.

• 31:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, some people try and make up like crazy things, but I feel like I'm, like, I'm gonna go with whatever my first grandchild comes up with. Like whatever they can say, that's who I am.

• 31:27Hannah Berner?

  Risky.

• 31:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It's risky, but like at that point in my life, like what's, what's the story I'm telling?

• 31:33Hannah Berner?

  Hmm, yeah, and you want them to read your natural aura.

• 31:36Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not my story anymore.

• 31:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Oh my god, you're so selfless.

• 31:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Who do you see me as? And that's who I will embody.

• 31:44Hannah Berner?

  But the problem is they can only say like a couple syllables for the first like eight months.

• 31:47Paige DeSorbo?

  That's true. Also, thinking about myself as a grandma is like actually really making me spiral and I don't, I can't do it.

• 31:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, now you're in a dark hole. It's a Friday. That's why there's a lot of ya-yas. I think that's a Greek one, ya-ya.

• 32:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I got a DM the other day. Remember we were talking about pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese?

• 32:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I got a DM the other day and someone said, I never had pasta with butter and Parmesan cheese.

• 32:10Hannah Berner?

  It's like not having bread and butter.

• 32:12Paige DeSorbo?

  And I didn't, I didn't, I didn't continue reading.

• 32:16Hannah Berner?

  You blocked.

• 32:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I said, how?

• 32:22Hannah Berner?

  Jumpscare. You remember when everyone was saying jumpscare and now no one does anymore?

• 32:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, which I actually want to call something out. Before that was even a thing, my dad and I had our own version of that. Like, if, this is really traumatizing the more I think of it. And this is how I know like me and my dad are the same person and that actually pisses me off. Something that pissed me off this week.

• 32:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I know how you feel because it's how I feel when I'm with my dad. Like, I love when you're in glam. My dad loves when I'm in glam. And like, if there's a moment where I'm not, I look like heinous, he would turn and look at me and say, fright night.

• 33:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is so traumatizing and I will never forget this one distinct time when I had my wisdom teeth out, the man wouldn't look at me, wouldn't look in my direction.

• 33:18Hannah Berner?

  And that's why you value your looks so highly. And that's put on the list for when you do eventually get your appointment with your therapist. That's been a long time coming. Talk that through.

• 33:30Paige DeSorbo?

  We talk about my, yeah.

• 33:33Hannah Berner?

  But I'm like fully a dad too. Like, we played four sets of tennis yesterday and the kids were just like, Hannah, when are you done? And I'm like, after the set.

• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:44Hannah Berner?

  After the set. But you just played a set. We, it's, it's three out of five, babe.

• 33:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I do feel like we will be the kind of moms, which we like say this now, but like it probably won't happen. We're like, well, we're doing things and they're coming with us. Like, I can't go on a kid's schedule. I can't.

• 34:01Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's like two types of parenting, I guess. Where like sometimes, okay, I'm right now saying yes to everything she wants because I'm fun. Like, this is temporary.

• 34:10Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's not your child, yeah.

• 34:12Hannah Berner?

  But, okay, so this, I, when I wake up, I'm wearing my Q Daphne tee, I'm wearing my butter pajamas.

• 34:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. And I come outside and she goes, we need to change your outfit. That's the first thing she says to me. And then I have to go in and she tells me what I'm gonna wear for the day. It's very controlling.

• 34:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You're her real life Barb. How long are they there till? When do they?

• 34:39Hannah Berner?

  Today's their last day. That's why I'm giving them their last hurrah. I know it's really sad. I know how mothers feel. I'm like, I've been like in a controlling relationship for two weeks, but I miss her.

• 34:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:51Hannah Berner?

  So she tells me to put on this shirt. But this is the problem. We have very different styles. And she told Jeannie, she goes, Hannah's good at styling me, but she's not good at styling herself. She said that. Like, she's really a stylist at this point.

• 35:03Paige DeSorbo?

  She's clocking things.

• 35:05Hannah Berner?

  She's clocking.

• 35:06Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, the vision is there, your execution needs work.

• 35:10Hannah Berner?

  I love my like gray culottes and she hates gray, she hates culottes.

• 35:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I like don't love gray either. Like, unless it's all gray, different colors of gray, okay, but just like a gray item, it doesn't like excite me.

• 35:27Hannah Berner?

  It's also like she's not like looking at the outfit. She, the second I put it on, she's like, like, no, I literally can't even look. So she tells me to put on this shirt, but there's a zipper. And I'm like, Lois, can you zip it for me? And she's like, I actually can't. She's like, that's below my pay grade. So I go up to Dez, I'm like, can you zip this for me? But he was lying on the bed. So he goes, sit down, let me zip it for you, sit down. And she goes, do not boss Hannah around. I boss Hannah around.

• 35:56Hannah Berner?

  And then I'm like, okay, so you know what you've been doing this whole time?

• 35:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she knows what she's been doing.

• 36:00Hannah Berner?

  She fully knows that I say yes to everything she says.

• 36:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:04Hannah Berner?

  So she put together a whole outfit before I had to go to dinner last night.

• 36:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And what was it, doll?

• 36:10Hannah Berner?

  Well, she wanted me to wear this like white dress and like we are in the Hamptons and she accessorized it with like, actually a really cute black sandals. So it made it like a little bit edgy.

• 36:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I love.

• 36:21Hannah Berner?

  She, and she's like, she's working, like she's sweating.

• 36:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Like you put an outfit on and you're like, shit, this is good.

• 36:26Hannah Berner?

  Well, we went through like a bunch of outfits. Like, I felt like I was in a styling session because we looked in the mirror together and she was like, something isn't working. Something's not working. And she was like, it's not the top. I love the top. Change this, change this. Like, she's right. The girl's right. The girl's right. But she also was like, you need, why don't you have a midi skirt? She's like, it's the summer, midi skirt. Where's your midi skirt?

• 36:54Paige DeSorbo?

  This is so me. Like, this is just me in middle school with any teacher that would walk in. I'd be like, you want me to learn from someone who put this together this morning? Like, how can we trust her? How can we trust what she's saying? She clearly has no mind of her own.

• 37:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was a savage. Like, I would literally like grab my mom and be like, this woman's outfit, is she kidding?

• 37:22Hannah Berner?

  But also like, it's so cute how girls are such natural born leaders.

• 37:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Natural.

• 37:28Hannah Berner?

  She's running a tight ship, a tight ship. And you can't lie to her. You can't get anything past her. I'm like, yeah, I'll put that on. And she's like, do it now.

• 37:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I've noticed that too with children. You can lie to little boys and they're like, okay. No, they're like, okay, totally. Little girls are like, I don't, I don't think that's true. I think you're lying to me. Like, and you're like, yeah. It's kind of crazy.

• 37:56Hannah Berner?

  And yesterday I was playing tennis and they were watching Frozen and I came into the room right when the song was playing, Let It Go. And

• 38:08Paige DeSorbo?

  This was your heart's delight.

• 38:09Hannah Berner?

  I'm kind of jealous that we didn't have Frozen growing up. Cause that shit, I get pumped up when Let It Go comes on. Can't hold me back anymore? Let it go?

• 38:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I, um.

• 38:24Hannah Berner?

  Have you listened to the lyrics? It's the most empowering shit ever. Azin amazel.

• 38:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Adele, dazee. I, here's the thing. I thought Frozen was good. Like, I watched it when it came out. What was that, like two thousand twelve? When was that?

• 38:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 38:42Paige DeSorbo?

  It's been years. But I, I think maybe because it's just pure nostalgia. Like, I don't think it even compares to any of ours. Where you think it's better than ours? I don't even think it holds a candle.

• 38:55Hannah Berner?

  When Let It Go comes on, I'll, I go through like a range of emotions. I'm crying, Lois.

• 39:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm picking Beauty and the Beast over Let It Go any day.

• 39:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I mean, Mulan's my number one.

• 39:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Mulan's your number one. And I think Snow White and Beauty and the Beast are my number one. I also love Princess Aurora. You know, it's just, it's a toss up.

• 39:14Hannah Berner?

  I just don't like Beauty and the Beast when he ends up like a little blonde lacrosse twink. When he was a hot, burly, strong man with a good jawline and beard and a broad sh- I want to climb that beast.

• 39:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, remember when I didn't know who Benson Boone was, which is like so crazy?

• 39:31Hannah Berner?

  It's not Bunz, that's not his name.

• 39:33Paige DeSorbo?

  What's his name? Benson?

• 39:34Hannah Berner?

  Benson.

• 39:34Paige DeSorbo?

  What'd I say?

• 39:35Hannah Berner?

  Bunson Burner.

• 39:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Whatever.

• 39:37Hannah Berner?

  You said Bunson Boone.

• 39:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Now he's all over my For You page.

• 39:40Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you knew who he was though.

• 39:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Once I saw him, then I said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I do, I, now I know him. Now I can put a face to a name.

• 39:49Hannah Berner?

  When the man flips, everyone's making fun of him, but I was like, Loki, you would too if you could.

• 39:54Paige DeSorbo?

  A hundred percent. Any talent that I have discovered, I've told people about it. Like, I have no talent. I have no hidden talent that like someone hasn't had a conversation about. Even if I'm not good at that talent, I've talked about it to someone saying, I could get good at this.

• 40:15Hannah Berner?

  And in the entertainment industry, you never know when you have to like come up with shit. We're, we're just puppet. You know, people are like, what can you do to entertain?

• 40:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, two hours ago, literally, someone said to me, can't believe you don't know how to play chess. You're so competitive, you'd be so good at chess. The first thought in my brain was, what if I'm so good at chess that that's my new career, that I have to go and just compete in chess tournaments?

• 40:40Hannah Berner?

  And you've been hanging out with me too long.

• 40:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I really.

• 40:43Hannah Berner?

  Cause I just, cause I just thought that too.

• 40:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, wait, what if I'm amazing at it? You know, like, there's no talent I have that like I'm not telling the people.

• 40:54Hannah Berner?

  Actually, my dad taught me chess, but he only taught me like one good move in the beginning. So if, if they let me do the good move, I was, I would win in like five, what's it, turns or something? But if I couldn't do that first move, then I like lost. But you know, I was in, I was in chess tournaments in middle school.

• 41:12Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 41:13Hannah Berner?

  No, my dad put me in every competition possible.

• 41:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, why have you never talked about the?

• 41:19Hannah Berner?

  Cause I wasn't the best at it.

• 41:20Paige DeSorbo?

  We've had full pods about chess and you've never once mentioned that you've played in tournaments.

• 41:25Hannah Berner?

  I, I did have a tournament phase and then I guess, um, I don't think the results were like where my dad wanted, so it like fizzled out. But like, I did have potential.

• 41:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You collectively have agreed not to talk about it to anyone.

• 41:37Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, we don't talk about it. It was a side quest that didn't.

• 41:42Hannah Berner?

  Now that I think about it, I think I won one and we got really excited and then... But also, look, I was too hyper for chess.

• 41:49Paige DeSorbo?

  You two are like at family functions, you're like, "Don't bring it up that year."

• 41:52Hannah Berner?

  Don't bring it up, don't bring it up. It doesn't look good on the resume. But they're like, "Where were you doing these two years, from 2002 to 2006? Don't remember."

• 41:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I'm gonna learn so we can play.

• 42:01Hannah Berner?

  We, we'd be so cute, like playing in Union Square Park with like all the old guys.

• 42:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you wanna know what? I just wanna get like a really nice, like, glass chess set, like... There's two things I want in my home as an adult. I want like a really nice, expensive, glass chess set. That people come over and they're like, "Holy shit, that's a nice chess set."

• 42:24Hannah Berner?

  But then you, when you got kids, they'll break it and you'll be like, "That's my chess set."

• 42:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll be like, "Don't touch it." And I want a baby grand piano in my home. Like, I want you to-

• 42:34Hannah Berner?

  What's a baby grand piano? That seems like an oxymoron.

• 42:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I want you to walk in and there be a baby gr- like a grand piano, but a baby grand piano is like a little smaller. And I want it to be, I think I want it to be white.

• 42:47Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you want it, 'cause you want it to be cute?

• 42:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I want it to be adorable.

• 42:51Hannah Berner?

  You want a teacup grand piano?

• 42:55Hannah Berner?

  Like a teacup chihuahua?

• 42:56Paige DeSorbo?

  In both things, I don't know how to play or use, and I wanna learn.

• 43:01Hannah Berner?

  So if there was a dinner party and like one person knew how to play, would you like them to start playing while everyone was like drinking their champagne?

• 43:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, which is very different than a man pulling out a guitar.

• 43:10Hannah Berner?

  A guitar.

• 43:11Paige DeSorbo?

  A woman sitting down at a grand, a baby grand?

• 43:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that's gorgeous. It's like a harp.

• 43:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, that's like educated.

• 43:21Hannah Berner?

  You love a harp. You love a harp. When they brought the harp out in church?

• 43:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a harp at a wedding. Not, not enough people are doing harps at their weddings.

• 43:29Hannah Berner?

  Not enough people are doing harps at the wedding, 'cause yeah, that shit gets me hyped too. I'm pumped up when the harp comes, I start crying the second a harp comes out.

• 43:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a harp.

• 43:36Hannah Berner?

  That's talking to the angels.

• 43:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Not to be confused with a, well, I can't even think of it, so never mind.

• 43:44Paige DeSorbo?

  There is something that-

• 43:45Hannah Berner?

  A harmonica?

• 43:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, there's something that is also standing, that is similar to a harp-

• 43:52Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 43:53Paige DeSorbo?

  But not a harp.

• 43:54Hannah Berner?

  An oboe.

• 43:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Something of that family, something of that nature.

• 43:58Hannah Berner?

  Also, I haven't brought up my grandpa in like four episodes, so I'm allowed to right now. Um, he used to play the harmonica, which is like iconic.

• 44:06Hannah Berner?

  Like, not really, but like, it was around the house. He's a fun guy.

• 44:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Every little tidbit I learn, I, it's, it gets even better.

• 44:16Hannah Berner?

  It gets even better?

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Just like to know that there's a man that would pull out a harmonica from his pocket at any moment.

• 44:22Hannah Berner?

  And I, actually, looking back, I don't think he was good. I think he just had the belief in himself, and that's where we get it from.

• 44:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was gonna say, and I feel like that-

• 44:30Hannah Berner?

  And we can learn from that, that's our other mental health moment.

• 44:32Paige DeSorbo?

  That trait is strong.

• 44:33Hannah Berner?

  That's strong.

• 44:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That trait is real, that trait is generational, I would say.

• 44:40Hannah Berner?

  Um, I'm proud of myself, 'cause this weekend-

• 44:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't wait to hear what you're gonna say.

• 44:46Hannah Berner?

  Actually, no, it wasn't the weekend. I got invited to go to a workout class

• 44:52Hannah Berner?

  with people like I didn't really know.

• 44:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 44:55Hannah Berner?

  And you know everything, every cell in my body. I was like, "Don't do it, like, they should be relaxing, like, it's a summer."

• 45:02Paige DeSorbo?

  What kind of workout class, like?

• 45:03Hannah Berner?

  I wasn't worried about the workout, 'cause I have been like working out more. It was more... It's my social anxiety with my smile, especially right now.

• 45:12Paige DeSorbo?

  But I feel like the people know.

• 45:14Hannah Berner?

  The people do know, but not everybody. Some people are like, "What's going on over there, what's going on?" So, I decided to go. I went all the way to Watermelon, which is a drive.

• 45:27Paige DeSorbo?

  You didn't drive, though.

• 45:28Hannah Berner?

  No, god, no. I'm actually not allowed. I asked Des, I was like, "Should I drive?" And he was like, "Probably not."

• 45:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, when's the last time you drove?

• 45:34Hannah Berner?

  I drive around short distances.

• 45:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:38Hannah Berner?

  Like, a lot. But like, if there's, not even a hi- if there's a little highway involved, I'm like, "We're not, that's crazy."

• 45:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so crazy. I've never been in a car with you driving.

• 45:49Hannah Berner?

  Maybe one day, but like-

• 45:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you ever been in a car with me driving?

• 45:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you drove me out.

• 45:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:56Hannah Berner?

  But I mean-

• 45:56Paige DeSorbo?

  You've been in a car with me driving a lot, actually.

• 45:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you drove like a huge car. Anyway-

• 46:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 46:01Hannah Berner?

  So, I got to work out, 'cause Allie Brunson, Jalen Brunson, so she's a doctor, by the way. She's a doctor. And she does like physical therapy, like she studied shit.

• 46:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I didn't know she was a doctor?

• 46:16Hannah Berner?

  That's Dr. Allie Brunson, by the way.

• 46:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god.

• 46:20Hannah Berner?

  First lady of New York.

• 46:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 46:22Hannah Berner?

  So, my thing is I'm an insane Knicks fan, so everything was scaring me, but I was like, "I have to see Allie Brunson," because she likes Giggly Squad, she knows me, and I love to support women in the arts. So she does this workout that helps women, I mean, all women, but especially women after pregnancy, like-

• 46:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 46:45Hannah Berner?

  Like, get the muscles that might've weakened, like, stronger again, 'cause people don't really focus on that in your average class. Um, but I got there, and also Shannon Phillips was there, who's Josh Hart's wife. And I just wanted to thank them for like, the Knicks winning, and they were like, "We can't take full credit," and I was like, "Yes, you can."

• 47:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but everything starts in the home.

• 47:08Hannah Berner?

  Everything starts, that's exactly what I meant.

• 47:11Paige DeSorbo?

  That everything stems from the home.

• 47:15Hannah Berner?

  And they're both mothers, on top of it. And then I was like, "So am I this week."

• 47:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, "Isn't it just so tough balancing work and life?"

• 47:26Hannah Berner?

  No, I was like, "I left the kids at home this morning so I could work out."

• 47:30Paige DeSorbo?

  And you're like, "My heart breaks, but also, like, I have to do something for me. If mommy feels good, kids feel good." They're like, "What? When did you have kids?"

• 47:42Hannah Berner?

  No, I was like, "I have two, and they're exhausting, but it's beautiful."

• 47:51Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, and I'm just bloated. But I was so proud, I did the workout, I talked to people afterwards.

• 47:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so proud of you.

• 47:59Hannah Berner?

  But I did have a photo that I posted. I was like just kikiing, laughing with the girls, and I thought I looked so cute, 'cause again, I'm psychotic, I like, think I look good. And the photo doesn't lie, babe.

• 48:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:55Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:38Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:22Paige DeSorbo?

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• 51:42Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:00Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me is with the new season, I like to have a new personality. You never have to stick to one personality, and people don't talk about it enough.

• 52:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I, if I'm wearing a hat- I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 52:20Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim such as an angled barrel jean, I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 52:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 52:42Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 52:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner. I'm having a time.

• 52:57Hannah Berner?

  And then people forget that on Revolve, there's also beauty. They have menswear, they have home, and they have Forward Renew, which is pre-owned luxury handbags and you know how much we love vintage.

• 53:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been recently loving Helsa's stuff. I feel like the first place I go to look is Revolve. And the number one thing I love about Revolve is order a bunch of stuff. Try it on in the comfort of your home. Easiest return ever. It's the only place I shop that I don't feel bad ordering extra stuff because I'm like, I have the luxury of trying it on and having the easiest returns.

• 53:33Hannah Berner?

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• 53:59Paige DeSorbo?

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• 54:35Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 54:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Like not living next door to you.

• 54:38Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 54:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Like here's the thing, I mean, we talk so much about like,

• 54:44Paige DeSorbo?

  starting a family and like what to look out for red flags, like when you're dating and like who do you pick to marry and all this stuff. And like, we're not talking about how do you finagle living next to your best friend because life would just be so, like I genuinely feel that married couples would get in less fights.

• 55:01Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 55:02Paige DeSorbo?

  If the women had their friends next door.

• 55:06Hannah Berner?

  Also, how do you feel about best friends getting involved in a post-fight discussion?

• 55:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Get involved babe, because I need backup. Get involved.

• 55:18Hannah Berner?

  I've been around where like it's the fight, the heat is over, but you're like, now that we can step back for a second, let's get Hannah involved. Who was actually in the wrong here?

• 55:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Dare I argue that people get their siblings involved. What's the difference? If anything, I think getting your friend involved post-fight is better than a sibling.

• 55:43Hannah Berner?

  I think siblings are too biased.

• 55:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, friend is like, I've got no skin in the game.

• 55:48Hannah Berner?

  Friend, I love, you know, I love calling your ass out.

• 55:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:51Hannah Berner?

  I'll be like Paige, I was crazy, however.

• 55:54Paige DeSorbo?

  If you can't say it to me, who can?

• 55:56Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can I say one of my favorite memories with you?

• 55:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:59Hannah Berner?

  When you were getting in a fight with a boyfriend.

• 56:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:03Hannah Berner?

  And we were in a hotel.

• 56:05Paige DeSorbo?

  And you texted me and said, your points are valid.

• 56:09Hannah Berner?

  No, like I started hearing it and then I realized if I put my ear up to the wall, I could like hear everything. And then I realized babe, she needs backup because she's getting gaslit right now. I started texting her. I said, no, you're a hundred percent right on that. Stay, hold your, hold your ground, hold your ground.

• 56:24Paige DeSorbo?

  There's obviously always a moment when I'm fighting with someone where I think internally, am I going too hard? Because I can go too hard and not realize it.

• 56:31Hannah Berner?

  I did say, and that one was, and that one was low.

• 56:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I could start to backtrack and say, you know what, maybe I am being too judgmental to this man.

• 56:38Hannah Berner?

  Imagine during a fight, you could have your friend in your ear, like listening from another room? That's the ESPN I want to watch.

• 56:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes I need to go to my own corner, get a drink of water, a couple of words of affirmation and then get back in there.

• 56:55Hannah Berner?

  Wait, is this the new VH1 dating show where you got a couple who's in a fight? His friends are in his room, your friends are in their room, we're listening in, we're tapping in, we're giving good advice. So it's literally like you got everyone, but I feel like.

• 57:07Paige DeSorbo?

  This is the new version of MTV The Challenge.

• 57:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm just like, I think that like we are not putting enough focus on as a society on living next door to our friends. Like we all, we all talk about like getting jobs and moving from our hometown and having kids. Fine, do all that. I need to be in the same vicinity as my friend.

• 57:33Hannah Berner?

  Well, ever since the wifi debacle two weeks ago, it's giving the universe is telling us we need to physically be in the same place.

• 57:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Like Hannah, don't you wish I could come over today for lunch, eat chicken salad and then go back to my own house and have a nap?

• 57:45Hannah Berner?

  I'll cry. I'll cry. Also, the amount of times I talk about you to Lois is like, I'm literally like, I'm embarrassed. And then I took a photo of Lois with the flowers and she literally goes, send to Paige. Walks away. Send to Paige.

• 57:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so cute. What were we talking about before this? Cause I was literally gonna say something and now I can't remember.

• 58:03Hannah Berner?

  I have no fucking clue. I've lost my train of thought eight times.

• 58:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It was before I said we were gonna live next door to each other. You were like starting a real story, I feel like.

• 58:11Hannah Berner?

  Oh, I was talking about the work, my workout class.

• 58:15Paige DeSorbo?

  What kind of workout was it? Like Pilates, a HIIT class?

• 58:17Hannah Berner?

  It was like a mat Pilates type class, which was fun, but nothing bonds a bunch of women more than a hard workout class. When you could look over to the girl next to you and be like, ugh, that was a tough one.

• 58:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I love when they say in workout classes and like it, I think it's so much, just so good. Whenever they say you chose to be in this workout class and you accomplished something and other people are at home and they didn't, like I love feeling better than people.

• 58:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I love when they're a little mean.

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:50Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, you got me in a vulnerable position, hurt me.

• 58:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Also like, you know, like when people like trying to insult you and they're like, they think that they're better than you or like you think you're better than, yeah, there are people in the world that I think I'm better than. Like murderers, pedophiles, your average male.

• 59:10Hannah Berner?

  There are some people though that hate you though, because they think you think you're better than them, but you actually aren't thinking about them at all.

• 59:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, yeah. No, it's, yeah, it's, you know, you think.

• 59:21Hannah Berner?

  You think I think the type of way.

• 59:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I never thought about it.

• 59:25Hannah Berner?

  I've actually, I don't think. Can I actually add a phrase? I wanna, I want us to say more and this is a very Long Island, New York phrase.

• 59:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:34Hannah Berner?

  I love when you're talking to someone and this is one of those things that never needs to be in the beginning of a sentence, but they just put it for lojana se qua, they go, not for nothing?

• 59:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. We only want your life to get better.

• 59:46Hannah Berner?

  Not for nothing?

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's gonna be words of wisdom after or the best tea you've ever heard. Not for nothing, she did cheat on her husband. You're like.

• 59:56Hannah Berner?

  And when you think about it, what the fuck does not for nothing even mean? How did we get here? But when someone says it, you know what they mean, like you know exactly, not, not for nothing?

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And not for nothing. Yeah.

• 1:00:09Hannah Berner?

  They're about to, like, what does that really mean? Not for nothing?

• 1:00:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And not for nothing, I heard he was embezzling and it's like, ah.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  Not for nothing.

• 1:00:18Hannah Berner?

  Not for nothing. And you have, you can't say not for nothing. It's not for nothing.

• 1:00:22Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's always like an add-on to the story.

• 1:00:25Hannah Berner?

  Yes. Yeah. It's after the point was made.

• 1:00:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It's never like the main theme. It's just like, hey, we just talked about how shitty this person is. Let me add one more thing. Yeah. And not for nothing, she's not a gal's gal. Yeah. No, that's a Hannah, that's a phenomenal saying. And it's always like an older man or woman and then just says the most out of pocket thing that you're like not expecting and that's the best.

• 1:00:54Hannah Berner?

  Can I say something about cheating?

• 1:00:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:56Hannah Berner?

  So I saw a video I actually really liked that a man made. I just have to say it out loud just because I was ashamed. But it was true.

• 1:01:04Paige DeSorbo?

  But we do have to give them credit where credits do.

• 1:01:06Hannah Berner?

  Where credits do, we do, we have to stay clear minded. He, um, basically was like,

• 1:01:12Hannah Berner?

  with my significant other, like I don't just love them, I like them.

• 1:01:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Hannah Berner?

  And I'm not cheating on my homie. Like I'm not cheating on my best friend.

• 1:01:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not two timing my bestie.

• 1:01:28Hannah Berner?

  And it's like, I'm not cheating on my home slice.

• 1:01:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like that's.

• 1:01:33Hannah Berner?

  Like you cheat on someone you love, but you don't like. But when you like someone, you're like, that's my bra.

• 1:01:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I think if you love someone, you don't, you're not even like grappling with the fact of cheating because you're like, no, why would I cheat on this person that I love?

• 1:01:51Hannah Berner?

  Well, I think love, it can be complicated because there's so many different types of love. There's like, in theory, I love them. I love the idea of them. I love what we've created together, but when you like someone, you're like, that's my biffle.

• 1:02:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I'm not gonna lie to my best friend. That'd be crazy.

• 1:02:06Hannah Berner?

  I'm talking to them every day. Why would I, how am I gonna lie to them? Like, and that's so true. Like make, if you actually like the person, you're not, you're not two time, not for nothing?

• 1:02:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Hannah Berner?

  You're gonna stay with them and you're gonna be there for them.

• 1:02:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You're gonna go like have inside jokes with someone else. Like that's disrespectful.

• 1:02:25Hannah Berner?

  No, like that's what they mean by marry your best friend. Like you're not gonna, I feel like some people do have, you get trust issues when you've been hurt in the past, but that wasn't your best friend.

• 1:02:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 1:02:36Hannah Berner?

  That wasn't your homie. That wasn't your ride or die.

• 1:02:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Hannah Berner?

  That was someone you like.

• 1:02:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I agree.

• 1:02:41Hannah Berner?

  Was really into, but that wasn't your, that wasn't your bestie. Like I would never cheat on you.

• 1:02:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Could you imagine?

• 1:02:50Hannah Berner?

  I've never cheated on you. Maybe with a blonde.

• 1:02:55Paige DeSorbo?

  That would be so

• 1:02:56Hannah Berner?

  I'm just kidding. That was so fucked up. That was so, I'm sorry.

• 1:02:59Paige DeSorbo?

  That would be so fucked. I'd be like, nothing we had was real. You have no allegiance to anything.

• 1:03:04Hannah Berner?

  Get out. Take your CDs, get out. Um, are you gonna see The Odyssey?

• 1:03:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:03:10Hannah Berner?

  Cause the men are talking about it.

• 1:03:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I know.

• 1:03:13Hannah Berner?

  Is it like eight hours? Like, how long is this movie?

• 1:03:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone's talking about it. It's three hours.

• 1:03:18Hannah Berner?

  I feel like every movie's three hours, though. Like, even rom-coms nowadays.

• 1:03:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Also, I was like, watching something on Netflix, and I was like, i- in no situation does this need to be two hours. They get a grip.

• 1:03:30Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's what Des says about documentaries. Like, it starts with what happened, and then it goes into little details about every single person who's ever met that person's life. But I'm, not for nothing, I love it.

• 1:03:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Not for nothing. There's a new documentary on Jordan Belfort.

• 1:03:46Paige DeSorbo?

  It's on Paramount. I watched it the other night.

• 1:03:49Hannah Berner?

  Is it good?

• 1:03:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It is pretty good.

• 1:03:52Hannah Berner?

  When you watched the documentary, you didn't text me?

• 1:03:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, sorry.

• 1:03:54Hannah Berner?

  That's cheating. That's like, you just said you wouldn't cheat on me.

• 1:03:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Joe wanted to watch it. He put it on.

• 1:04:00Hannah Berner?

  Wow.

• 1:04:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. I was gonna tell you, I'm telling you right now, this is what I was gonna tell you, on the Friday Pod.

• 1:04:06Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 1:04:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It was three episodes. It is pretty good, except I wish they had the ex-wife get interviewed. They just used, like, her podcast clips.

• 1:04:15Hannah Berner?

  Hmm. Which I love that for her. Promote the pod girl.

• 1:04:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's, um, they really nailed it with Margot Robbie for her. I mean, they, they look

• 1:04:24Hannah Berner?

  What do they call her? The, the, something of Bay Ridge?

• 1:04:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Duchess of Bay Ridge.

• 1:04:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, iconic.

• 1:04:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, the whole, I actually thought it was really funny, because the whole time, they're like, the movie was nothing like it was like in real life. And then every talking head was like, that part actually was accurate.

• 1:04:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they're like, it wasn't the same at all. That, yeah, that one, what did happen?

• 1:04:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's like, the most outlandish things. You're like, that part was accurate?

• 1:04:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, it is a pretty good documentary. It's every guy who's like, under five-five and has like, a Napoleon complex could have been Jordan Belfort. So it's like, oh yeah, he just like, got annoyed that it was hard for him to get girls in high school.

• 1:05:05Hannah Berner?

  I mean, is that every man's villain origin story? There's two types of guys. They go either to serial killing, red pill podcasts, or they just like, get a cocaine addiction.

• 1:05:17Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, a lie.

• 1:05:18Hannah Berner?

  They think they're better than everyone, yeah.

• 1:05:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And people that they're not better than. No, Jordan seems like a real, just like, classic narcissistic.

• 1:05:27Hannah Berner?

  Did Leo do a good job portraying him, do you think?

• 1:05:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because, yes, be- because, obvi- it's a Hollywood movie. You want people to like your main character.

• 1:05:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I think Leo did a great job. I think the movie was phenomenal for

• 1:05:45Hannah Berner?

  Hollywood.

• 1:05:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. Like, they made, they took these random stories and they Hollywood-ized them, and I think they did a great job in it. And I think Leo portrayed the character he was supposed to. Obviously, like, the re- like, the real people in it, they scammed so many people. So like, that movie doesn't touch on, like, the lives they really did ruin, including like, some of their own. Like, a lot of them are felons, and a lot of them weren't even real stockbrokers. Like, they never actually took their, like, Series Seven test. So there's a lot of, like, more real life stuff, but a lot of the fucked up stuff in the movie is real.

• 1:06:24Hannah Berner?

  And Kim Kardashian can't get a law degree.

• 1:06:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Well, they were sending people in to, like, fake-take their Series Seven tests, which I was like, hmm.

• 1:06:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, when I took my SATs, if you think it didn't run through my mind how I could cheat, you're crazy.

• 1:06:42Hannah Berner?

  Well, I think really rich people who want their kid to go to Princeton, like, as we've seen, find out ways to get around it. I was watching Friends and Neighbors, season one, which is really fucking good. Shout out to Jon Hamm, a friend of the pod. It's really good, that first season.

• 1:06:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it is. It is really good.

• 1:07:00Hannah Berner?

  And he, like, it just shows, like, how all these rich people scam the system to make sure they keep their wealth and they keep their status, and then even above all the other Joneses that they're competing with. Um, so yeah, corruption's everywhere.

• 1:07:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And

• 1:07:16Hannah Berner?

  Thank you, guys, for giggling with us.

• 1:07:21Hannah Berner?

  Thank you for giggling with us. Check out our merch. We love you so much. Oh, wait, should I get, I'll, let me just get Lois to say hi to Giggly Squad.

• 1:07:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Hi, Princess Lois.

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  Hi.

• 1:07:32Paige DeSorbo?

  How are you today?

• 1:07:34Speaker 02

  Good.

• 1:07:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I love your dress. That is so pretty.

• 1:07:40Hannah Berner?

  Did you help style me all week?

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you like Hannah's outfits?

• 1:07:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:47Hannah Berner?

  How do you choose your outfits?

• 1:07:50Speaker 02

  I didn't do it.

• 1:07:52Hannah Berner?

  She just does it.

• 1:07:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You just do it. You just know. What's your favorite color?

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  Yellow and pink.

• 1:07:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yellow and pink. Yes, pink is my favorite color, too. It has to stay your favorite color forever.

• 1:08:05Hannah Berner?

  Do you like my outfit right now?

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:08:12Hannah Berner?

  Brutally honest angel.

• 1:08:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Lois, do you like my, my purple, or like, my pink shirt?

• 1:08:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you.

• 1:08:22Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember when you were Princess Paige yesterday? You pretended you were Paige?

• 1:08:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it. I need to come over and play with you soon, Lois. We'll play Dress Up.

• 1:08:36Hannah Berner?

  Do you wanna say, "Bye, Giggly Squad"?

• 1:08:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Say it louder.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  Bye, Giggly Squad.

• 1:08:44Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. Get out of here.

• 1:08:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Perfect.

• 1:08:47Hannah Berner?

  Love you. Go watch Stuart. I think she said, "Bye, my poopy head."

• 1:08:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. See ya.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

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