Giggling about crossroads, machetes, and tinned fish

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:44Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be nannin'.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:18Hannah Berner?

  What's up, my giggly wigglies? You know what that is? You know what a giggly wiggly is?

• 2:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, like a piggly wiggly?

• 2:26Hannah Berner?

  It's, it could be, and I'm open to your interpretations.

• 2:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay. This is, oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. This is something you, in fact, made up. Got it. Okay. Okay, keep it moving.

• 2:38Hannah Berner?

  When we get older, and if we have kids, and wait, sorry, I'm choking on my coconut drink. I'm in L.A. Hold on one sec.

• 2:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say. It's been five seconds. How quick, how long is it gonna take for Hannah to bring up that she's in L.A.?

• 2:59Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, "Sorry, I've been doing a juice cleanse and I'm just washing it down with coconut water." "We're over here drinking cyanide in New York."

• 3:07Hannah Berner?

  And going, "Perfect, thank you. I'll have some more." Um, this giggly piggly thing is so stupid, but it's our version of the squiggles. When we're older, we're on tour, we're just gonna be giggly wigglies for the little gigglers to watch us perform.

• 3:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, we need to start performing, when we have children, to start performing in venues that have like a separate room. So moms can bring their kids and like put them in daycare while they, while we perform.

• 3:38Hannah Berner?

  I've realized that our humor is for toddlers, actually. And Lois is so excited to watch our docu-series. She's gonna watch every episode. She also, my mom was visiting, and she was like, "Let's play Giggly Squad." And my mom was like, "Okay." And she goes, "You're Hannah, I'm Paige."

• 4:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, wait.

• 4:05Hannah Berner?

  So she made my mom be me.

• 4:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Knowing that there's a little girl out there playing Giggly Squad.

• 4:11Hannah Berner?

  We're not okay as a nation.

• 4:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, you saying that like our humor is for four year olds, that's why like, okay, we're going on morning shows, we're going on Jimmy Fallon, we made New York Times bestselling authors list, like we're doing all these things and some-

• 4:29Hannah Berner?

  We're doing a little too much, some would say.

• 4:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes I want to shake these people and be like, do you even know what we joke about?

• 4:39Hannah Berner?

  You're saying they don't know who we are.

• 4:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like I felt like I've scammed, we are the Anna Delvey of podcasting.

• 4:52Hannah Berner?

  The best is when someone asks, we wrote the book like a year ago, and when someone asks you about a part of the book and you're like, I don't remember that chapter.

• 5:01Hannah Berner?

  And I'm sitting there and I go, that's crazy, neither do I, I thought you had that.

• 5:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone asked me a question and in my head I was like, I don't know what she's asking me, so I just changed the question with my answer and I was like, yeah, how do you like that from Media Train?

• 5:16Hannah Berner?

  You are, you're such a good politician. Um, back to me in LA, you guys. When I tell you I'm a monster in LA, I had an audition, right?

• 5:29Hannah Berner?

  They said I have to memorize five pages of script. I said, I said, yes. I sat in my room for seven hours.

• 5:39Hannah Berner?

  And it's hard when you're alone. Also, my brain was not processing any of it. Called my manager, I said, hey, it's not good over here.

• 5:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:47Hannah Berner?

  Cancel the audition.

• 5:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I feel like you give like your, wait, so you, you didn't do it?

• 5:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna give you a compliment too, I was like, I feel like you give off you're a good studier.

• 6:05Hannah Berner?

  I, I am, but I need ample time and they gave me one day. And me alone in my room with so many distractions and then a script-

• 6:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, the bed's right there, it's like, what?

• 6:18Hannah Berner?

  I was in the bed the whole time. Every time I would repeat a line, I'd be like, well, now I have to go check something to test myself. I actually have trouble with memorization. So then I started to get in my head and I'm like, this is my struggle.

• 6:32Hannah Berner?

  But this is the thing, there was a self-tape option. Where you don't have to go in a room and have it fully memorized.

• 6:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Who's ever picking the not self-tape option?

• 6:42Hannah Berner?

  Look, people have told me I'm better in the room.

• 6:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  That's what they say in this town.

• 6:47Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, I guess you kind of had to be there. If tha- if that was a person, it's you.

• 6:53Hannah Berner?

  If you just watch me online, you're not gonna get the full. The full charm.

• 6:57Paige DeSorbo?

  It's kind of niche, actually. You kind of have to be like surrounded by her and not be able to leave to like really get her humor.

• 7:06Hannah Berner?

  But I'm kind of proud of myself because I never quit anything. And I feel like it was super empowering that I was like, I can't do it.

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  And I don't think I've ever done that before.

• 7:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you notoriously like you're, you'll make it work. Like sometimes being, it's funny like. Okay, we get asked the question a lot, like how do, how are you best friends, but you like also work together? And like, we never know how to answer that because like, have we ever worked together?

• 7:35Hannah Berner?

  We've never been conscious that we're doing anything together.

• 7:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, we've never been conscious like, oh, this is a work meeting we're having. Because when we see each other on the screen, we're like, this is a bit.

• 7:48Hannah Berner?

  I went to your hotel room to work on something and we talked for four hours about other things. And then you ordered room service for a family of eight.

• 7:57Hannah Berner?

  And I got judged for it because I opened the door.

• 7:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You loved the rice pilaf. You loved.

• 8:01Hannah Berner?

  Incredible. I love rice. People don't talk about it enough. When I want four million of something, I order rice.

• 8:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I forget what my original point was.

• 8:10Hannah Berner?

  You were saying that I never quit.

• 8:14Hannah Berner?

  Or you weren't.

• 8:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, someone somewhere could have been saying that.

• 8:19Hannah Berner?

  I, I was like having boundaries with myself and I, and you know how bad I have to be for me to think I'm gonna do a bad job? Because most of the time I'm delusional and I'm like, yeah, I got this. Call my manager.

• 8:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, wait, that's what I was gonna say. Being on like work texts with you. Like I, we know each other, so like we know when the other one's like, oh yeah, totally like. But this is like my work voice. Like I feel like you're like, yeah, absolutely. We can do it on that day. And I'm like, I, I don't know if we actually physically can, but like she's such a, she's a pleasure to work with.

• 8:53Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God, thank you.

• 8:55Paige DeSorbo?

  As a child, if you got like, she talks a lot during class.

• 8:59Hannah Berner?

  Obviously, I got that.

• 9:00Paige DeSorbo?

  On the report card, you now, as an adult, get your pleasure to work with.

• 9:07Hannah Berner?

  Interesting.

• 9:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's normalize that pipeline.

• 9:10Hannah Berner?

  Well, you know what it is. I think the people who were talking too much in class, they wanted to be leaders. They were like, I'm not a follower. I'm not waiting for the teacher to start a topic. I'm bringing up a topic to my friend right now.

• 9:21Paige DeSorbo?

  They give class president energy.

• 9:23Hannah Berner?

  They give a class president.

• 9:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah said to me the other day, she brought up this phrase, class president energy. And ever since that moment in time, I have not been able to get it out of my brain.

• 9:39Hannah Berner?

  I think Giggly Squad is giving we are president, vice president, giggly energy for the class.

• 9:47Paige DeSorbo?

  For the class. If the two of us, like, we are the class of 2020. I feel like, like, Giggly Squad is the class of 2020.

• 9:55Hannah Berner?

  We are.

• 9:57Paige DeSorbo?

  And now that it's 2025, we're like, we're only like.

• 10:01Hannah Berner?

  We just graduated. It's basically 2021. But also, okay, not to, not to brag, but we are giving, we are keeping the gigglers fed. Their bellies are full, and I could not get enough of it. We are like, we, we've been holding on to a secret from the gigglers, and we never do that.

• 10:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I rarely say this to people who aren't me, but like, we've seen too much of us. Like, it's too mu- I go on my Instagram, I'm like, it's too much.

• 10:36Hannah Berner?

  Are we oversaturated? What is it called? Overexposed? Overexposed.

• 10:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We are, we are one good article away from blowing it all up.

• 10:45Hannah Berner?

  True. We're one quote.

• 10:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so excited.

• 10:49Hannah Berner?

  To disappear for a while?

• 10:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, no. I'm so excited for our web show.

• 10:55Paige DeSorbo?

  What am I, a thousand and two years old? Well, we should tune into the web series we're putting out. I don't know, that's like my old man voice. I've never done it. I've never heard it. You'll never hear it again.

• 11:08Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I love him. His name is Frank.

• 11:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Ron.

• 11:15Hannah Berner?

  No, he's Italian.

• 11:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm glad that we were aligned, that he's a one syllable man.

• 11:21Hannah Berner?

  We knew he was a simple man.

• 11:23Paige DeSorbo?

  He's a man of few words.

• 11:26Hannah Berner?

  So, in the beginning of tour, we're like, if we're gonna be doing this, we have to create some content.

• 11:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Hannah Berner?

  And I said, what if we forced ourselves to do something in ten cities? And we did it, like, we committed to it, and we hid it from the gigglers. We were so sneaky with it.

• 11:47Paige DeSorbo?

  It was so much fun, though. Like, here's why I loved doing it. It's so, I hate using this word, but I feel like it's just like used so much. It's so raw.

• 11:58Hannah Berner?

  No, it's so raw, especially because people, a lot of people discovered us on reality TV, which is quaffed, is the word I'll say.

• 12:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It's giggly squad if we didn't have microphones, so it's just our typical banter back and forth, but like, being placed in, in situations.

• 12:16Hannah Berner?

  You're a literal fly on the wall of us being placed somewhere, and full survival mode. Like, we weren't thriving by any means.

• 12:24Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we weren't, we didn't, like, accomplish things, but like, we.

• 12:29Hannah Berner?

  We survived, we tried, and there were so many times where I'm like, I don't think we can do this, and we did it. I have to say, I watched the trailer like fifty times.

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I should a thousand times.

• 12:42Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed.

• 12:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, iconic, never been done before. I'm like, I don't know how YouTube works, but surely there's an award we'll get.

• 12:51Hannah Berner?

  For our two-minute trailer. Also, we want to give credit where credit is due because everyone's like, "Give Grace a raise." Does Grace need a raise? Yes. Do we actually, should Grace be paid more than both of us together? Yes. Grace was our head tour manager, traveled with us everywhere, made sure we were everywhere we had to be. We hired Hobson, who's a new character in the story.

• 13:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly, I feel like we're just like introducing new character arcs.

• 13:20Hannah Berner?

  So Hobson came in as our country videographer.

• 13:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Videographer. That was a big word.

• 13:28Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that was a lot of syllables. I wasn't prepared for that. I quit halfway through the word. So she just like rolls in and like has her camera on. Occasionally she'd ask us questions and then she edited the frick out of it.

• 13:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she did such a good job editing. Here's like something people don't talk about until like you're putting like a show together like that. The music, it changes the whole vibe.

• 13:54Hannah Berner?

  Well, initially, you know, I told her, I said, "I want hip-hop. I want vibes. I want pussy popping, like slightly misogynistic."

• 14:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you say that to her?

• 14:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I said, "I want hip-hop." But then she gave me the like, that simple piano, which is definitely like the office vibe. And I said, "This is so much funnier."

• 14:13Paige DeSorbo?

  So much funnier.

• 14:14Hannah Berner?

  Because I can't always be in, you know, swag surfing mode.

• 14:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm certainly not.

• 14:22Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I would say 90% of the time, I'm not in swag surfing mode, but that 10%. You've got to catch me at that 10%, though.

• 14:32Hannah Berner?

  But the piano makes it so funny and I'm, I'm locked in. I can't wait to watch. And you guys, these episodes, I'm gonna drop it, they're up to 20 minutes. Like this is, this is as long as like a TV show with commercials.

• 14:48Paige DeSorbo?

  So interesting is because I've always wanted to be like an aesthetic Sunday afternoon vlog girl.

• 14:56Hannah Berner?

  Which you still can be. Nothing stopped you. Nothing's been in your way.

• 15:01Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the same way I feel about my grid. I'm like, I've always want my grid to be so perfect. And I always want to make these like clean girl videos, but it's truly not who I am.

• 15:13Hannah Berner?

  I know, and I know why you hate me, cuz I am the arch nemesis to your grid.

• 15:22Paige DeSorbo?

  You are literally.

• 15:23Hannah Berner?

  The second your day is going well, I'm like, hey, can you collaborate on this?

• 15:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, hey, why don't you collab on this and fuck a thumbnail? You know, like, never thought of a thumbnail in your life.

• 15:35Hannah Berner?

  What is that? TikTok? And suddenly, I hear a scratchy voice.

• 15:42Hannah Berner?

  Out of nowhere. No, I just want you to share, like, for example, we went on Amy Poehler's pod. Can we shout out to the queen, to the goat, to our everything?

• 15:55Paige DeSorbo?

  It's just like, it doesn't make any sense.

• 15:58Hannah Berner?

  We found out through the grapevine that Amy Poehler listened to Giggly Squad. We retired, then came back into the public eye and said, okay, we have to figure out how to deal with this.

• 16:10Paige DeSorbo?

  We're ready to work.

• 16:12Hannah Berner?

  Ready to work. What was, how would you describe the experience of going on Amy's pod?

• 16:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I just like, it's so, it's interesting because in the same like month, I literally got to meet Amy Poehler for the first time and Chelsea Handler. And I could not have had better experiences. And like, those are two experiences that you're like, wow, if this doesn't go the way I have planned in my head, like my whole childhood and like growing up was a lie. And like, I don't know if I'll recover from that. And the fact that both interactions were like better than you could have ever hoped for. And they were just like the most normal, real, like I felt seen.

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  Not to be so LA right now, I feel like I'm even talking differently on this pod today. But I, when you meet people in this town,

• 17:03Hannah Berner?

  if they suck. They're like part of what you consume day to day. So like they ruin a whole TV shows. Like there's something about

• 17:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Correct.

• 17:13Hannah Berner?

  And sometimes they don't even suck, but they're just different than what you thought. And then you can't watch them the same way. Cause you're like, he farted in my face and walked away. Like, I can't take him seriously as a superhero. Like, that's an example. Nothing like that happened.

• 17:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Kind of like a really niche, but like iconic.

• 17:34Paige DeSorbo?

  But like something that like should be in a TV show like that's.

• 17:38Hannah Berner?

  Mark it.

• 17:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Chris Hemsworth literally ripped ass in front of me and then turned around.

• 17:46Hannah Berner?

  Or the dog and walked away.

• 17:49Paige DeSorbo?

  And I was like, but sir, you're Thor.

• 17:54Hannah Berner?

  Thor doesn't fart. It's part of the script. Did um, did Chelsea and Amy change your opinion of blondes?

• 18:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes. No.

• 18:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Do you want to hear something so funny? Because this is like, this is a story from my childhood that is like deep rooted in my thing for blondes. First of all, side note, actually there's two stories, but whatever, we're gonna make them concise. One story, when I was like modeling and if I didn't get like a certain job or something. And if I were to ever ask my mom like, hey, did I like book that commercial or did I book whatever? And she would say, no, they went with a blonde. In my head, it would register as like, oh, well, I'm not blonde. So like, I didn't even compete against that girl. But it went back even further. When I was younger, my dad owned a car wash.

• 18:51Paige DeSorbo?

  And one day me and my mom went to this car wash and he had like candy like on the side of the car wash. And he would like give it to little kids.

• 19:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And one day I saw my dad talking to this little girl.

• 19:04Hannah Berner?

  Was there a van involved?

• 19:07Paige DeSorbo?

  She was with her mom. She was with her mom and my dad's like talking to this little girl. And I guess like, I had just never seen my dad interact with a child other than like myself. So I was, as you can imagine, taken aback. And I was like, who is that girl? And I couldn't explain to my mom like what I was saying because I didn't know the word for blonde. So I'd be like, who is this little girl like with this like? I was like, Mom, she has a mom. Why are we not fighting these two?

• 19:39Hannah Berner?

  You fight her, Mom. Get your own dad.

• 19:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, and it truly traumatized me. Like, I don't know if I thought like my dad was gonna go with like this little girl and like be her dad. Or what like I cooked up in my head, but like it's deep rooted, my thing with blondes.

• 19:56Hannah Berner?

  My favorite is when we meet gigglers and they're blonde and they go, Paige, don't worry, we're really brunettes.

• 20:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I know. The gigglers are really funny about it. Also, like, I'm not kidding, every guy I've ever dated, I feel like immediately dates a blonde after. And I'm like, oh, you didn't, you didn't get me at all. Like, solidified.

• 20:19Hannah Berner?

  Well, that's like our number one. Like, you don't do that.

• 20:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I kind of like it because I'm like, oh, yeah, we didn't, we weren't for each other. We didn't mesh.

• 20:28Hannah Berner?

  Oh, 100%. Because you've never once been seen with a blonde man, not even accidentally. You haven't accidentally slipped on a blonde dick ever, and you slip all the time.

• 20:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never. I've literally never.

• 20:41Hannah Berner?

  Such a bad segue. Well, meanwhile, I love blondes. I love the blue eyes. I love silver, some would say.

• 20:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, we didn't talk about how we met literally the girl version of Daphne in LA. Remember when we were doing the book signing, that girl was like, my name is Daphne, but she like also looked like Daphne?

• 20:59Hannah Berner?

  She was Daphne, and she had like big blue eyes and like the

• 21:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And she was gorgeous.

• 21:04Hannah Berner?

  The cheekbones could slice an orange.

• 21:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And she had like long luxurious blonde hair. And I was like, wait, you are my cat.

• 21:12Hannah Berner?

  You're my cat. You sent me a photo of Daphne looking in the mirror at you, and it was the most page-coated photo.

• 21:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, when Daphne goes up to the mirror and just sits in front of it and looks at herself and then looks back at me, like, I'm just like, yeah, look at you. She looks back for my approval. And I'm like, that's my daughter.

• 21:36Hannah Berner?

  Also, quick housekeeping, this Sunday, May 4th, I'm gonna be in Connecticut doing my new show. It's in Ridgefield, Connecticut, an hour outside the city. Just added this second show. There's tickets left, so come see me. Go to my website, handover.com, and come see me in Connecticut, May 4th.

• 21:54Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:25Hannah Berner?

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• 23:47Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:12Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:37Hannah Berner?

  Shout out to Kim and Lenore. If you don't know, Kim and Lenore, our mothers, were asked to open Amy Poehler's pod and ask questions. I don't, I think my mom was like joking and Amy Poehler was like, "What's your question for Hannah?" And she goes, "Are you pregnant?" I was like, "What?"

• 26:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, sorry. God forbid your mom runs a bit on a comedy pod.

• 27:03Hannah Berner?

  God forbid I'm bloated this week, Mom. But it's, I think she said that because I joke that no one ever asks. That was the joke, but I'm like, but then I'm like, "Oh my God, everyone's gonna pick it up and like, Dumas is gonna be like, Hannah's pregnant." No one said it.

• 27:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone else was like, "Look at Hannah's mom running a bit."

• 27:23Hannah Berner?

  The universe is like, "Please don't have a baby, please don't..."

• 27:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and of course, my mom got like so spiritual and like existential and was just like, "I just want to know if she's happy."

• 27:32Hannah Berner?

  But also, Kim is like, we're so similar to our moms. Like, Kim is shy, but I feel like Lenore empowered Kim. And Kim was like, so good on the pod, because Kim could have clammed up. Like, you have many a time.

• 27:48Paige DeSorbo?

  She would have never been able, like, been able to do it if your mom wasn't doing it at the same time. Like, that was one of the things she was like nervous about. Like, she was like, "Do you think we're going at the same time?"

• 27:57Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. No, I think they are giggly squad.

• 28:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they are. They should have a recap show.

• 28:06Paige DeSorbo?

  They're the new watch what crap happens. And they just say what we say in like voices and make fun of us.

• 28:12Hannah Berner?

  I love that. I love that. So, because it's nice out in LA, I've been walking. And also because I canceled every job I had.

• 28:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, maybe because you are unemployed.

• 28:27Hannah Berner?

  Nothing to do.

• 28:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, you thought you were a nepo baby.

• 28:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I was gonna say, what have you been doing out in LA? Like, have you been doing really LA things? Have you gone back to our Pilates place? Like, what's going on?

• 28:41Hannah Berner?

  So I went to Pilates this morning. Katie Crick was not there. But I did Pilates. And then I walked around. I do have to say, I also was walking around when I was in New York, though. Because you know the second it hits 60 degrees? New Yorkers go fucking feral.

• 29:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, everyone like has a drug problem. Like, they've quit their jobs.

• 29:05Hannah Berner?

  If you don't get on a rooftop-

• 29:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Running around the streets with no shirts.

• 29:08Hannah Berner?

  In five seconds, your like head explodes. New Yorkers are not okay.

• 29:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You literally get evicted from your apartment if you don't-

• 29:17Hannah Berner?

  Go outside.

• 29:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Go outside. Wait. I have to tell this story.

• 29:23Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 29:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, were you telling a story?

• 29:25Hannah Berner?

  No. I was just talking about walking.

• 29:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Were you saying anything of importance on our podcast?

• 29:30Hannah Berner?

  Have I ever said anything of importance?

• 29:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, perfect. Okay, so if you don't live in New York City, let me just set the scene for you quite quickly. In the last year and a half, I don't know what's going on in New York, but every single thing is a members' club. And everyone's joining a members' club. They're staying there for six months. They're cancelling, they're going to a new members' club. Now, FOMO really does nothing for me, but also like, sometimes it does. Like, if I want to go somewhere and I can't have restrictions put upon me-

• 30:07Hannah Berner?

  But this is my thing. If all I have to do is pay to be a member, that's not exclusive enough for me. If it's easy for me to become a member, I'm not interested in your club.

• 30:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing. I don't like people telling me I can't do something and I don't like relying on people either. So like, if I want to go somewhere and they're like, "You can't come because you're not a member", and there's no like-

• 30:27Hannah Berner?

  You don't want to deal with that.

• 30:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, "I'm not dealing with that, I'm becoming a member, so whatever." So usually, there's like all these questions-

• 30:34Hannah Berner?

  How many places are you a member of?

• 30:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Currently, three. And I don't go to any-

• 30:42Hannah Berner?

  But if you have to go once-

• 30:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the other thing. It's not just three, it's three worldwide. So if they have houses other places, I'm worldwide.

• 30:53Hannah Berner?

  And you know, I love that because I'll just be like, take me with you.

• 30:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't leave my couch. Now, I was applying to my most recent one and sometimes, look, sometimes I get to not do the application process because maybe I know someone here and there. But I had to do an application process for this one recently and it was some of the craziest questions I've ever seen.

• 31:18Hannah Berner?

  Was it like a psych evaluation? Like have you ever thought of-

• 31:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I did a screenshot because I was like, surely I'm...

• 31:27Hannah Berner?

  You ordered caviar, it came and the caviar was smaller, smaller spheres than you thought. What do you do?

• 31:36Hannah Berner?

  A, throw it at the waitress?

• 31:40Paige DeSorbo?

  B- It wasn't multiple choice. It was like right in your answers. Hold on, I have to find this. No.

• 31:48Hannah Berner?

  You really, like I wrote a whole book. I'm not writing a thesis statement about-

• 31:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I just put a link to how to giggle. Okay. And then I'm like, am I being weird in these answers? So, okay, here's the first one. Tell us something. Tell us something. It can be your life story, a fond memory, a time that made you laugh, a successful career experience, or anything you want to share it, share with us.

• 32:12Hannah Berner?

  I'm already out. I'm out. You're doing icebreakers with me? Get me the fuck out of this burning building. No.

• 32:22Paige DeSorbo?

  In my head, I'm like, I'm like, wait a second.

• 32:25Hannah Berner?

  This is a literal bad day.

• 32:27Paige DeSorbo?

  This is like club.

• 32:30Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you remember when Facebook groups, I think I still do it. They'd be like, oh, you think you know these people? What was, and you have to answer like questions about the group you're going into?

• 32:39Paige DeSorbo?

  So I, right, this prompt actually makes me sweat and I hate saying a fun fact about myself.

• 32:49Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you're quirky. You're quirky. You're not like other girls.

• 32:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I host a podcast with my best friend and last week we were on Jimmy Fallon.

• 32:59Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're a cunt. You go, um, Jimmy, period, Fallon, period, Google it, period.

• 33:07Hannah Berner?

  Suck my dick.

• 33:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God, I literally could not stop laughing and I was screamed and I literally took a picture.

• 33:14Hannah Berner?

  I'm surprised you didn't send it to your brother to do it for you.

• 33:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, wait, that's usually my go to. Wait, here's another question.

• 33:25Paige DeSorbo?

  We rely on our existing members to curate and shape the membership via their nomination. If you were already a member, name one or two people in your circle of friends that you would nominate for a membership. I go, I would nominate my friend Hannah Berner.

• 33:39Hannah Berner?

  No, you didn't. They go, and that's where we're gonna have to stop you.

• 33:44Paige DeSorbo?

  She's an accomplished standup comedian and businesswoman.

• 33:48Hannah Berner?

  I don't want to be a part of your, this fucking drama, okay? I am up to here with shit.

• 33:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, here's the last one. We would love to know more about your family as well. Do you have a significant other or are you happily single? If you're attached, if you're attached, please tell us about your other half, including their name and a photo.

• 34:11Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 34:14Hannah Berner?

  Wait, they're basically like, do you have good taste or do you like egos? Are they symmetrical in the face or not?

• 34:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Needless to say, I did get in.

• 34:24Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the thing, you love this shit. Like, you just want to be able to go the one time of the year you may need to go.

• 34:31Paige DeSorbo?

  They were like, cool, we'll see you in 12 weeks. I was like, alright.

• 34:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's my credit card number.

• 34:43Paige DeSorbo?

  So at some point in time, Hannah, we can go to the hottest new members' club when it opens.

• 34:49Hannah Berner?

  Okay, cool. Well, now I'm excited.

• 34:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I just, I did say we were in a lesbian partnership, so just go with it when we get there.

• 34:59Hannah Berner?

  But we are. But where's the live? Um, I have to say, when I was walking around New York.

• 35:08Hannah Berner?

  I realized I haven't been outside in a second, cuz, okay. Maybe it was cuz I was in the East Village, Lower East Side, but restaurants have gotten out of control in New York. It's like, just being a restaurant isn't enough anymore. They have to be like, very specific. Have you noticed this?

• 35:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I know what you're gonna say.

• 35:26Hannah Berner?

  One shop is like, just gnocchi. The cool ass gnocchi store. And the next one's like, sweet potato. All different kinds of sweet potato in different ways. And then the next one is like-

• 35:37Paige DeSorbo?

  My favorite is the right, is, um, rice pudding place.

• 35:40Hannah Berner?

  The rice pudding place, like, they, they're half, they're all these niche foods, and I'm like, whatever happened to just Italian?

• 35:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Every time I walk by, like, the rice pudding place, I'm like, you guys bringing in that much volume a day, though, that you're paying this rent?

• 35:56Hannah Berner?

  I've never seen one person walk in there.

• 35:59Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think a lot of those are, um, money laundering schemes.

• 36:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Yeah, and like, I respect hustling. I support women in the arts.

• 36:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 36:09Hannah Berner?

  But it's, it's just so funny, the specific stuff. And then in LA today, I ordered something that had a salad on it, which I was not happy about. But it was mic- micro greens?

• 36:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Dosing?

• 36:24Paige DeSorbo?

  So today, we microdosed at lunch, and like-

• 36:27Hannah Berner?

  This is your new question to get into the club. When you hear the word micro, what's the next thing that comes to mind?

• 36:35Paige DeSorbo?

  What generation are you in?

• 36:36Hannah Berner?

  Micro tens.

• 36:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Recession indicator. Finish the sentence. Micro?

• 36:42Hannah Berner?

  Micro greens? Just get a fucking salad, like a normal person. Why did you grow a micro green? And they taste like grass.

• 36:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, micro greens are like legit weeds.

• 36:52Hannah Berner?

  No weeds.

• 36:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 36:54Hannah Berner?

  Without the dandelion, like, without the cuteness.

• 36:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's crazy.

• 36:59Hannah Berner?

  Um, but then, I went to this restaurant.

• 37:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw that you, like, went out.

• 37:05Hannah Berner?

  Were you jealous?

• 37:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I was like, what is she doing?

• 37:08Hannah Berner?

  And I didn't, and I didn't tag the people I was with.

• 37:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that was so-

• 37:14Hannah Berner?

  I just put someone's hand, holding a wine glass.

• 37:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You hard-launched a friend.

• 37:22Hannah Berner?

  It's all just to fuck with you specifically.

• 37:26Hannah Berner?

  No, when you go to dinners with like, once a year with other people, you tag like eight girls I've never heard of before. And then I say, who are they? And you were like, oh, you've met them. And I'm like, no, I haven't.

• 37:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah has one other best friend and every time she brings her up, I pretend like I don't know her.

• 37:40Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you do that on purpose? I think he do.

• 37:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I guess we'll never know. I guess we'll never know. No, no, I really don't. I really don't because you rarely say someone's first name. Like, you really talk about people, like, so like.

• 37:57Hannah Berner?

  It was a business meeting before I retired. And the problem was, is, oh, I had a Lululemon. So I'm Lululemon's newest ambassador. And I'm laughing because I'm the first entertainer on their.

• 38:13Hannah Berner?

  I literally was like, guys.

• 38:14Paige DeSorbo?

  On their roster.

• 38:15Hannah Berner?

  I was like, guys, do you want me to hit tennis balls? And they're like, leave that to the professionals. They go, you're bringing joy. You're bringing laughter.

• 38:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You're the literal personality.

• 38:24Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, I'm here to be an athlete. And they're like, we have athletes. But, um, no, it was so fun. I did this tennis thing with Lululemon. It's like this Beverly Hills mansion. It's so fucking fancy and cute. Day before, I'm telling you about it and you're like, you're getting a spray tan, right? And I was like, yeah, obviously. Get back to my hotel room. Find a girl to come over.

• 38:49Paige DeSorbo?

  See, that's what I love about LA. They're literally crawling with spray tan artists.

• 38:54Hannah Berner?

  They're waiting to come in your room. You have to like.

• 38:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You check into the hotel and they're like, and you have a complimentary spray tan artist?

• 39:03Hannah Berner?

  So I actually, I had to, I literally had to check into my new hotel. And I'm texting spray tan artists. By the way, the hotel I went to, it's 3:30 and the room wasn't ready, which.

• 39:17Hannah Berner?

  I know we're getting into details here. We're getting into, what's the word?

• 39:22Paige DeSorbo?

  We're getting into the weeds.

• 39:23Hannah Berner?

  Into the weeds. Second time we brought up weeds today, but um, that should be fucking illegal. Four o'clock, I might as well check in at nine PM. What am I, I thought I was paying for a night. Four PM is halfway into the night. I go to bed at seven, four PM. And I cockily told my spray tan girl to get there at three thirty. So I'm sitting there waiting for my room. I see my spray tan girl, because she's holding like a ton of spray tan stuff, sits next to me. Have to decide, do I tell her? But then I don't know how long I'm gonna be stuck here, waiting for the room.

• 39:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, so you just do the spray tan in the middle of the lobby?

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  Luckily, they go, your room's ready. She's, she sprays me, iconic. Get told I have to go to a dinner. Well, it was like a dinner I wanted to go to, I just didn't know if it was happening and they're like, dinner's on in two hours.

• 40:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, okay, so two hours.

• 40:21Hannah Berner?

  So you know where this is going. And she goes, look, the express tan is four hours.

• 40:27Hannah Berner?

  I said, okay, we're going.

• 40:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Did she powder you?

• 40:32Hannah Berner?

  She did. She powdered me. Um, but let's just say, I showed up at the dinner. People, it was orange.

• 40:40Paige DeSorbo?

  People were looking.

• 40:42Hannah Berner?

  People were staring. I walk in and every single person that I talked to, I had to be like, this is a spray tan, by the way, it's baking right now, it's a whole thing.

• 40:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You wouldn't get it, I'm kind of marinating right now. I thought it was gonna be two hours express, it's actually four hour express.

• 40:58Hannah Berner?

  And I only brought one outfit, right? Next day, I made some friends at the tennis event and they were like, do you wanna go to dinner? And I go, I know a place.

• 41:09Hannah Berner?

  This is the thing about me, if I like a place, I'm going again. I'm going back. So now I'm a regular at Salty Girl. Did I tell you?

• 41:20Hannah Berner?

  Wait, shout out Salty Girl. It's in Boston and LA. Please come to New York. It specializes in tin fish.

• 41:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You're so LA. I don't even know who you are right now. What in the fuck is a tin fish? Are you talking about like caviar?

• 41:38Hannah Berner?

  No, like you open a tin and it'll be like smoked mackerel or sardines or I actually forgot. But it's like fish in a tin, in a tin can. It actually, it sounds like we're prepping for the apocalypse, but we're eating from cans.

• 41:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That actually sounds so scary. Like this is the hottest new restaurant and they've eliminated utensils.

• 42:02Hannah Berner?

  No, like Beyonce's gone there.

• 42:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 42:05Hannah Berner?

  Next day I show up wearing the same outfit because I only brought one outfit. So then I tell everyone. Like so then I got embarrassed at Tin Fish wearing the same outfit. But anyway, that was my social life.

• 42:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And I bet it smelled.

• 42:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I bet it smelled like spray tan. And I'm sure, I'm, I mean, I'm a, I bet my life on it that you sweat at dinner.

• 42:28Hannah Berner?

  You know me, when I get a good story going, I start sweating immediately.

• 42:35Paige DeSorbo?

  When I get a good banter back and forth.

• 42:39Hannah Berner?

  No, you guys, after recording the podcast, I'm soiled. Sorry. I didn't mean to say that word. Ew.

• 42:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, in the summer, sometimes we, there was like one time when we were recording the pod, it was the middle of the summer and I was like straight up fighting for my life. I feel like I almost passed out.

• 42:57Hannah Berner?

  No, this is, it's a marathon, not a sprint. One last thing about me walking. Have you walked?

• 43:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, we've only been trying to get to it. You started the pod with this story.

• 43:07Hannah Berner?

  Have you walked around in an airport recently?

• 43:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:11Hannah Berner?

  Why are the floors so sticky? Like, I don't know if it's because I had new sneakers on. I'm tripping the entire walk to G4.

• 43:21Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, it's like one of my favorite conversations, like as a New Yorker that like everyone has had.

• 43:27Hannah Berner?

  I know what you're gonna say.

• 43:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Is the discussion with other New Yorkers, when you just like lay down the law on like Newark, JFK, LaGuardia.

• 43:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone gives their points and then where they're located in Manhattan and so that what makes sense for them specifically to go to. Like, I'm so happy, like, I could fully converted one of my friends over, like, fully over to Newark Airport. And I was like, I just don't think you're giving it the credit that it deserves.

• 43:56Hannah Berner?

  Are you the face of Newark Airport?

• 43:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, the face of Newark Airport, and I don't want Delta to find out about it because it is a united hub. And so, I'm like, super dialed in with the Tri-City.

• 44:10Hannah Berner?

  This is random, but one of my friends who's doing great, and it probably can't be disclosed yet, but she's working with Bob's Discount Furniture, and I've never been more jealous.

• 44:21Paige DeSorbo?

  That's kind of how I, how I felt when I saw that Heather McMahon was on a cruise, like, doing comedy. And I was like, wait a second, how has Giggly Squad not been asked to go and do, like, a Giggly Squad themed cruise? And I, like, got really jealous.

• 44:34Hannah Berner?

  You would just have a panic attack immediately.

• 44:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, 100%, but the invitation is still nice.

• 44:38Hannah Berner?

  We go, who wants to have a panic attack on a, on a boat with us?

• 44:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Who wants to really raise the stakes? You can't get away because you're in the middle of the ocean.

• 44:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Anywho.

• 44:51Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of stakes.

• 44:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:54Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you have the Citizen app?

• 44:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I do.

• 44:58Hannah Berner?

  I was talking to my makeup artist in LA. And she was making me laugh so hard, shout out Crystal. She was saying how she deleted the Citizen app because she was like, why are there so many men with machetes?

• 45:14Paige DeSorbo?

  The Citizen app will really have you...

• 45:18Hannah Berner?

  How many machetes are there?

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  The Citizen app will literally have you so grateful for your own problems. Like, I think of it as like a dose of like my own reality. Because I'm like, okay, I'm having like, not that great of a day, but this guy is losing his damn mind.

• 45:35Hannah Berner?

  But also, why is it always right outside your doorstep?

• 45:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You know the other thing, I'm like waiting for Citizens app to do a collab with Dumas. Because like the fact that you can go live on Citizens app, I'm like that's not like just anyone can go live on Citizens app and like show what's going on.

• 45:51Hannah Berner?

  I don't have it because I want to like live in peace. So like.

• 45:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and you definitely wouldn't if you had it.

• 45:57Hannah Berner?

  So I haven't done it, but imagine a Dumas Citizen app where it was like Leonardo DiCaprio spotted drinking a beer at.

• 46:04Paige DeSorbo?

  And you just go live? Yeah, and that person just goes live and then everyone else can like watch the live?

• 46:12Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 46:13Paige DeSorbo?

  That's actually terrifying, but a great.

• 46:15Hannah Berner?

  Great idea, a great business idea.

• 46:18Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:03Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:24Hannah Berner?

  This is random, but I have a very important question, which we've never discussed on Giggly Squad before.

• 49:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm so excited.

• 49:31Hannah Berner?

  You're so excited, I could tell. Were you, I actually know the answer, but were you team, were you team Brittany or Christina?

• 49:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you want to say it on the count of three?

• 49:41Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. One, two.

• 49:43Paige DeSorbo?

  What I was originally. One, two. Well, not originally, but okay, let's just do it.

• 49:50Hannah Berner?

  One, two, three. Brittany. See, I was team Christina.

• 49:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Then why'd you just say Brittany?

• 49:59Hannah Berner?

  Because that was you. I thought we were guessing you. Why, okay, rewind the tape.

• 50:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Why would we both do me? Why would you do yours?

• 50:08Hannah Berner?

  Can you guys rewind the tape? What did we say at the time? Grace? Rewind it.

• 50:17Hannah Berner?

  This is so us coded. I was obsessed with Christina because I was like, give her credit where credit is due. That girl has a voice. That girl has the talent. She is, she's, I felt like she was performing less for the ma- male gays. Looking at it now, I realize Britney was performing for the male gays, G A Y S.

• 50:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 50:41Hannah Berner?

  I just thought that Christina was like tougher, less girly and better singer.

• 50:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, so you're less tough if you're more girly?

• 50:51Hannah Berner?

  That was internalized misogyny for me. Yeah, cancel seven year old Hannah. That was fucked up.

• 50:58Paige DeSorbo?

  That's fucked up. I get what you mean though. She did have more of like a tomboy-esque.

• 51:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like she was, she was less-

• 51:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Like she was like more bad, like she had streaks in her hair, you know?

• 51:10Hannah Berner?

  She did red streaks at one point. And I just, when she hit the high notes, I just thought, but you know what it was? It was us putting two women against each other.

• 51:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's what the media loves.

• 51:23Hannah Berner?

  Wanted us to do.

• 51:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And they loved it back then too. Here's the thing, mine's simple and it's actually like too simple. And I think I was more of a Britney fan because Crossroads. And there's just like not much else I could say. She was an actrice.

• 51:41Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 51:41Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 51:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And I would have loved to seen Christina dip her toe in that waters, but she just didn't. And so for that is what-

• 51:48Hannah Berner?

  Did you not see burlesque?

• 51:50Paige DeSorbo?

  That's, you're going years later.

• 51:53Hannah Berner?

  True.

• 51:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm talking peak denim on denim.

• 51:58Hannah Berner?

  Zoe Zaldana?

• 51:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Iconic.

• 52:00Hannah Berner?

  Iconic. Should we remake Crossroads with me, you and Grace? Wait, that's what our tour doc is. It's Crossroads.

• 52:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't she like going to like find, what do they even go, what is the plot of Crossroads?

• 52:19Hannah Berner?

  You know, I've never watched Crossroads.

• 52:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I couldn't tell you a single fact about it now.

• 52:25Hannah Berner?

  Tell me one storyline on Crossroads.

• 52:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like Zoe Zaldana does lose her virginity and it's like to like the soccer coach.

• 52:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I think something was like highly illegal, but like we just like never said anything about it. But anywho.

• 52:43Hannah Berner?

  Wait, people aren't talking about Jessica Simpson's comeback.

• 52:47Paige DeSorbo?

  What's going on? What is she doing?

• 52:48Hannah Berner?

  Like, I think she, her and her husband broke up and she like, she's singing again.

• 52:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that for her.

• 52:54Hannah Berner?

  And people were so mean about her vocals when like, I'm sorry. What? Her vocals are-

• 53:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Take my breath away, like-

• 53:03Hannah Berner?

  Take my breath away.

• 53:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Now, let's talk about singers going to actress mode. Her in, um, Daisy Dukes. Yeah, but that's not the name of it. What's it called? Those are just denim shorts.

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  Wasn't she in a Dane Cook one?

• 53:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Dukes of Hazzard.

• 53:24Hannah Berner?

  I was close.

• 53:25Paige DeSorbo?

  You were close.

• 53:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 53:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Like again, what was that movie? I'm like, not good, but I loved her in it. Like, I like watching, this is why I can't watch post-apocalyptic. I grew up on Crossroads. I grew up on the Dukes of Hazzard. I need to see a pretty girl. I literally sound like an old misogynistic man. I'm like, if they're not pretty on the screen, I'm-

• 53:48Hannah Berner?

  I want to see a cute little outfit.

• 53:52Hannah Berner?

  Do you look good or you look like shit? I want to see you look good.

• 53:57Hannah Berner?

  That's so you.

• 53:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Why smile more? Why don't you smile more?

• 54:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Why do I get like southern?

• 54:07Hannah Berner?

  Um, can we discuss you showing up to the book event not dressing girly? In a full dad 80s suit, tie, glasses? How was it? What was the experience?

• 54:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, it's so funny because everyone was in my DMs being like, "You're stealing Hannah's style." "You're stealing Hannah's style."

• 54:30Hannah Berner?

  That's so funny because no one DM'd that to me.

• 54:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Really?

• 54:34Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, my people were supportive. They were like, "Paige looks so good."

• 54:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god. See, my girls turned against me.

• 54:42Hannah Berner?

  No, your girls were like, "This is not the Paige we signed up for." They go, "We have enough of Hannah. We don't need more."

• 54:49Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, "We've been duped and quite frankly..."

• 54:52Hannah Berner?

  They go, "Is this gonna stay for a while? Because we just have to know if we have to jump off ship."

• 54:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I...

• 54:59Hannah Berner?

  To the pages were not happy.

• 55:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I got that suit, um, like that little set, and then I saw that I had those glasses and I was just like, "I can't not..."

• 55:09Hannah Berner?

  Okay, so it was a set, so everyone could calm down. She wore a set. She didn't go completely rogue.

• 55:15Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just feel like when I'm in LA, I am different and like I am just more apt to like, "Fuck it, let's try it." Like, I feel like I'm in a different country.

• 55:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 55:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, they don't even have the same TV channels, you know? Like, I'm like, "It's different."

• 55:29Hannah Berner?

  I go, "How do you say cucumber?"

• 55:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm immediately Hilaria Baldwin when I step into LA.

• 55:35Hannah Berner?

  The thing though with outfits is like, you actually carry yourself differently in different outfits. Wait, we got read to filth right before we got to the venue. Paige is wearing her outfit. I'm wearing my outfit. This man is just getting in the elevator and he goes, "Are you guys gonna play?"

• 56:00Hannah Berner?

  We couldn't even answer him. We were like, that was good.

• 56:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I was dumbfounded.

• 56:04Hannah Berner?

  Cause he wasn't even trying to be mean. He genuinely was like, you guys look ridiculous.

• 56:11Hannah Berner?

  And we go, oh, you don't understand what avant garde is? You uncultured swine?

• 56:16Paige DeSorbo?

  He literally, Kim Kardashian to us. He was like, you look like fucking clowns.

• 56:24Hannah Berner?

  You're like, it's an oversized blazer, sir. He goes, okay, Charlie fucking Chaplin?

• 56:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, you wouldn't get it!

• 56:30Hannah Berner?

  I did look like Little House on the Prairie.

• 56:34Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, sorry, my sisters are acting crazy.

• 56:41Hannah Berner?

  Oh god, but the book tour's been so fun. There was like, smart people there. It was like, the Coachella for books in LA that we went to. And, um...

• 56:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, that's why I was like nervous going to LA. I was like, wait, this is like a real, this is like scholastic book fair for like adults, like on steroids.

• 56:58Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you're so right. So you were overcompensating. You panicked.

• 57:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, this is if the scholastic book fair like, grew up, got a job in finance and like did cocaine. So I just had to get dressed appropriately.

• 57:12Hannah Berner?

  That is so funny.

• 57:15Paige DeSorbo?

  The LA Times is like, can you please not refer to us?

• 57:18Hannah Berner?

  It's not really the brand we were going for, but thank you.

• 57:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, well, let's tell the story. Wait, so we're at this book event. And they're like, okay, guys, like now you have to go upstairs and they take your pictures. And there's like one like, little video thing that they're gonna want to do with you. And we're like, okay, great, like amazing. Look, the last thing you want to do to me and Hannah is put us on a set, okay?

• 57:39Hannah Berner?

  Lights, camera, action?

• 57:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, with props.

• 57:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they had one sofa and we were like, let's get into it.

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, we'll make do. It's showbiz. Like, figure it out. And they ask us the first question. Okay, now mind you, it's in a room of like, just men.

• 57:57Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 57:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, of various...

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  That threw us a little.

• 58:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Of various ages. And so they ask us the first question and it's like, if your book was a scent, like what would it smell like? And so... Sorry, I like, I'm being myself. The first thing that popped into my mind, Hannah's vagina.

• 58:16Hannah Berner?

  That was, this, what was so funny about it is because I was ready to be a professional. As you know, it's great working with me. Like, I was gonna put on my smart voice. I was trying to think of a soliloquy.

• 58:28Paige DeSorbo?

  You were like, lemongrass, eucalyptus. And I was like, my best friend's pussy.

• 58:34Hannah Berner?

  And when you said that, I could not have been more proud of you. Like, I was like, I raised her, right?

• 58:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, because she birthed this book, okay? So put some respect on her vagina.

• 58:48Hannah Berner?

  It feels like, you know, when you're hanging out with your friend group all the time, and then you start talking to someone who's not in your friend group, and you realize the shit you're saying is like, not okay, but you've been enabled? That's us out of Giggly Squad. Like, fish out of water, flopping around.

• 59:02Paige DeSorbo?

  The men in this room were so taken ab- it was as if they were gonna take our rights right away in them.

• 59:10Hannah Berner?

  They go, "This is why these bitches shouldn't have microphones."

• 59:12Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, "And this is why women aren't presidents."

• 59:14Hannah Berner?

  This is not the America we signed up for. And then you go in a Gwyneth Paltrow kind of way, and he was like, "Still don't know what that means."

• 59:24Paige DeSorbo?

  There was like, one girl in the back, and she was like, "I got it."

• 59:27Hannah Berner?

  You know what's crazy? We're technically on a press tour. Allah wicked.

• 59:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we literally are.

• 59:34Hannah Berner?

  Like, I didn't realize it until it was too late. I was like, "This is a press tour."

• 59:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Really? Because I've been keeping character with my outfits as well. And you, are you telling me you haven't noticed?

• 59:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been dressing as a New York Times bestselling author.

• 59:50Hannah Berner?

  Well, the second you hit bestseller status, you brought out the fake glasses, which you honestly have been kind of killing. But you don't commit to them. You take them off because you said it hurt.

• 1:00:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because they give me headaches.

• 1:00:03Hannah Berner?

  You said you can't see or hear or taste.

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I lose all my senses.

• 1:00:12Hannah Berner?

  I would wear more, but I have a very specific shape that works with my egghead. You can wear different shaped glasses, cuz whatever genetically, you're like lucky in that way.

• 1:00:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Hats and glasses. I do, I do find that I, I can pull them off.

• 1:00:27Hannah Berner?

  I can't pull off a hat.

• 1:00:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You can, but you're just like nervous.

• 1:00:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I feel insecure. I feel like everyone's like, look at her in that hat.

• 1:00:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they're like, she doesn't wear hats a lot, and we know.

• 1:00:38Hannah Berner?

  I could tell that girl took a risk with the hat today.

• 1:00:41Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a, it was a weird one for a Tuesday afternoon, but we're supporting her.

• 1:00:45Hannah Berner?

  Someone's like, ooh, sorry, you're in a hat. I just can't focus right now. Wait, I feel like there was some crazy pop culture stuff going on. Is Miley Cyrus's dad dating someone?

• 1:00:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Elizabeth Hurley.

• 1:00:58Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can you explain?

• 1:01:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Who Elizabeth Hurley is, or them dating?

• 1:01:04Hannah Berner?

  How'd they meet? Like, do you know the tea?

• 1:01:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually don't know anything, except I did see that they like were posting on Instagram together.

• 1:01:13Hannah Berner?

  Imagine it's a PR relationship, and someone was like, this'll be good for you guys.

• 1:01:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Not only, okay, here's the thing too, that like, people need to be stopped.

• 1:01:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:23Paige DeSorbo?

  They did a joint post on Instagram.

• 1:01:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I just, I think cuz they are older, they didn't know.

• 1:01:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And they were celebrating Easter together.

• 1:01:38Hannah Berner?

  I don't know why, but I feel like we're supposed to be mad at Billy Ray Cyrus. I feel like I don't trust a man with three names, that goes by three names. What are you hiding? What are you trying to distract me from? And Elizabeth Hurley, that's like Versace iconic, like, status. She's, she's like beyond an icon.

• 1:01:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone said Liz has a history of dating eccentric guys. Well, here's the thing, I don't think anyone of his family like talks to him. Like, I don't think Miley Cyrus talks to her dad.

• 1:02:07Hannah Berner?

  Also, I wouldn't call him eccentric. He's a country singer.

• 1:02:11Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, he's not. I mean, like, he is, but like, he's weird. Like, his Instagram's weird, he posts weird things.

• 1:02:20Hannah Berner?

  He has a mullet.

• 1:02:20Paige DeSorbo?

  They're giving me like Angelina Jolie, um...

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  And her brother?

• 1:02:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Billy, Billy Bob Thornton, when they like, wore each other's blood, like, stuff like that.

• 1:02:31Hannah Berner?

  Hot take, if you're an adult, don't go by Billy.

• 1:02:35Hannah Berner?

  It's weird. Your name's Bill. Your name's William. Your name's William.

• 1:02:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, going by Billy. Um, like Josephine's dog's name is Billy, so it's like literally all I can think of and think of a dog's name.

• 1:02:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that's a beautiful Billy. Hi Billy. Not a grown man who has, who has to pay taxes.

• 1:02:58Hannah Berner?

  Billy or Bobby. Your name's Bob.

• 1:03:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't mind Bobby.

• 1:03:04Hannah Berner?

  Not if you're like seventy.

• 1:03:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Agree to disagree. I don't mind Bobby. I would, I love a Robert.

• 1:03:11Hannah Berner?

  Are you really sticking with that answer?

• 1:03:15Paige DeSorbo?

  If I had to go toe to toe, if it was like this and like the, between this and my soulmate, like if his name was Bobby, like I would be fine with it.

• 1:03:25Hannah Berner?

  I'm triggered because I actually did date a very good looking guy, but his name was Bobby and I couldn't take him seriously.

• 1:03:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I get that and you're valid for that.

• 1:03:34Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Is the Met Gala coming up?

• 1:03:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's literally tomorrow. It's next week.

• 1:03:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God. Are you okay? Like, how, how are you feeling about it?

• 1:03:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I'm excited about it. Honestly, I'm so exhausted from this month that I'm like,

• 1:03:52Paige DeSorbo?

  there's not much that could get me excited right now. You know, we didn't even really talk about becoming a New York Times bestseller.

• 1:03:59Hannah Berner?

  We didn't.

• 1:03:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's kind of crazy.

• 1:04:00Hannah Berner?

  Cause like the gigglers definitely don't read the New York Times.

• 1:04:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we certainly don't.

• 1:04:09Hannah Berner?

  I mean, we're on TikTok, which.

• 1:04:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Basically the New York Times, but no, it wouldn't, we wouldn't get this if it wasn't for the gigglers. So I just like, wanted to say thank you because it really is just such a crazy moment. Actually are, we like got on a Zoom with like all of our team to like, for them to tell us like if we got made it or not. We were like waiting for the results, whatever. And they videoed it. And Hannah and I are so like in shock that like, it looks like the video, like it literally looks like we didn't give a shit because we were just like, wait, what? Like there's just no way.

• 1:04:42Hannah Berner?

  Also, we didn't write a book to like, hope that it comes in New York Times bestseller. Like we wrote a book to make the gigglers laugh. And then we forget that like gigglers have become, it's become bigger than us. And we just love the gigglers so much.

• 1:04:58Hannah Berner?

  It's cra- like, we're still getting tagged in like hundreds of posts of people. Also, some of these girls are going on nice vacations with their book.

• 1:05:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, please.

• 1:05:07Hannah Berner?

  Let's discuss that for a second. Bitches are in Turks and Caicos.

• 1:05:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, let's talk about the gossip in which like where are the gigglers?

• 1:05:17Hannah Berner?

  Are we not working anymore? The gigglers are retired. Or they have cute as fuck pets.

• 1:05:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, the gigglers are on vacation.

• 1:05:28Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm. And we love that for them, and we're going on it soon. We're going on one soon.

• 1:05:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And some of their engagement rings. I'm like, oh, okay.

• 1:05:35Hannah Berner?

  Okay, girl. No, like, you can learn so much about someone's life just from them, their decision of what they post the book as.

• 1:05:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Their aesthetic behind it.

• 1:05:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I also, we should officially announce that our YouTube series Hannah Page Try New Things, where we force ourselves to try new things in a different city each week. First episode drops Monday, 6:00 PM. Lock in, motherfuckers. It's happening. It's game time. We're back on the big screen.

• 1:06:05Hannah Berner?

  When you watch it on your computer. Or you, or you guys, some of you attach it to your real TV, which is Women in STEM.

• 1:06:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, Hannah could literally number.

• 1:06:14Hannah Berner?

  I want to see if I have any final questions. Oh, I learned that there's nannies for plants.

• 1:06:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Love that. As someone who's kept one specific plant alive for like almost five years, I get that. And I agree with that.

• 1:06:27Hannah Berner?

  Would you ever give your baby to like a nanny to take care of?

• 1:06:31Paige DeSorbo?

  My plant?

• 1:06:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  Does Daphne try to eat her?

• 1:06:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Never, not once. Has literally zero interest in my plant.

• 1:06:40Hannah Berner?

  Daphne's busy looking at herself in the mirror.

• 1:06:42Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Daphne is like, I really don't get her. Like, Daphne's never had human food, never even come over to it, has no interest, does not care.

• 1:06:53Hannah Berner?

  She's so British and well behaved.

• 1:06:55Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, I look at you, I don't need, no, I don't need your fish.

• 1:06:59Hannah Berner?

  Like, I don't want your gnocchi. I don't want your salty, actually, she would love, she would love a tin fish. She would love a tin fish. And that's called a callback, motherfuckers. Never doubt us.

• 1:07:15Paige DeSorbo?

  That would pique her interest.

• 1:07:16Hannah Berner?

  Thank you, guys, so much for giggling with us this week. Definitely watch Amy or listen to Amy Poehler's interview with us. Subscribe to our YouTube for Hannah Page Trying New Things. Episodes out on Monday. And we love you so much.

• 1:07:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Bye.

• 1:07:33Hannah Berner?

  Bye.

• 1:07:38Speaker 05

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