Mamdani Wins, NYC’s Muslim Makeover, & Trump's New War

YERRR – the boys are on one this week because it's officially Zohran's NYC,and therefore, Zohran's America. We're talking NYC power moves, crypto Trump, museum heists, and how the Flagrant podcast has TOO MUCH POWER. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 00:00 We’re the Kingmakers 2:57 Happy for Browns + Cover these girls 5:39 Jizya = great deal + Taqiyya 7:44 Alexx is a Capitalist 8:41 Is this the new story forever? 10:38 Miles’ wearing a Sufi + White face 13:20 Feeling naughty + How can they smell? 17:41 Winners make it fly + Hillary’s slappers 21:00 Gavin Newsom pods + Can he change things? 23:48 Trump can be the boogeyman 26:36 What does Mamdani achieve? Rejecting MAGA 34:11 Actual New Yorkers + Where’s Curtis Sliwa? 43:43 Funny Mamdani memes + Usha converts 46:41 Dems, $7k per post + Air Force One 50:53 Trumps up on Crypto 52:00 Louvre robbery + Dinosaur skulls 58:12 Where did Louvre get their jewels? 59:54 Nocturnal emish over Mona Lisa 1:02:18 Paintings stolen + Give our ish back 1:04:25 Westerners gave it value + Koh-I-Noor 1:10:56 Bond drove a Toyota? 1:17:09 Whitney Houston challenge This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:15Speaker 03

  What's up everybody? Welcome to the most powerful podcast on the fucking

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Put some respect on our names. We getting dictators elected, we getting communists elected, whoever the fuck we want. So that to Curtis Lee, well, who's ducking us. Andrew Yang, remember that? Andrew Yang wanted to give all y'all a thousand dollars. We want you to get your money. But then what happened? He got scared. Now he's selling bubble tea in East Village.

• 1:42Speaker 03

  Okay, that's what happened. Doing a little book tour, you could have been president. What the fuck is she doing right now? You could have been president. Could have been President of the United States of America. Okay, now we got some African guy. Yes. Running the greatest city in the world. Yes. So that's our second time that's happened.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  Alright guys, so what's the deal? Should we charge more for ads? Like, what's really going on? When you have this much power? When you really have this much? Cause we want all the credit. If we got all the credit for getting Trump elected? You better keep that same energy. All the credit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't start slicing thin now! Don't slice it thin now. Oh, he was up 90%, whatever. No, we don't wanna hear that. Unless there's like a stabbing or something under Zohran, in which case, we had nothing to do with it. Yeah. Unless things go sideways, in which case, yeah. Oh, stabbing? Oh, stabbing? You gotta give us more than a stabbing. We gotta see what happens. We gotta see, and then we'll see. Well, actually, you know what? To slice even thinner, we want the left to give us all the credit, cause they're very happy right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, give us all the credit, because you scapegoated us for Trump, but we want all the credit.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  But then the right, when you're upset, that's not on us. Yeah, we had nothing to do with it. We didn't have anything to do with it. We gave you Trump, be happy. Exactly. We gave you both gifts. Yeah. We're very benevolent. We might be the most benevolent podcast on the planet. We truly are! We're socialist. Cool. Give a little bit to everyone. Yo, who are we, though? Who are we really? What are we? Are we officially not Manosphere? Because we got the communists elected? I think we're out, dude. I think we're all census, bro. I bought a shock collar for my dog yesterday. That's how left-wing I am. Son, every time my dog barks at the fucking door, you know what bothers me about the dog barking when someone's coming up? Is I know he's not gonna actually do shit. It's a she for fucks sake. Fuck. You have a girl dog.

• 3:27Speaker 03

  Fuck, I keep forgetting that, bro. I really keep forgetting that. I think I might have... Stop transing your dog, you communist! You're not so left-wing, you changing your dog's gender! I'm super-left. I am, but I'ma zap it, though. I'ma zap that fucking dog up. I am gonna zap it, but just for barking or jumping on people, not for sitting in the wrong part of a podcast.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Spot-traded. Yeah, it's spot-traded, yo. We're just joking, son. You did it. You got him elected, you helped us a little. Barely did anything. We single handedly changed the world, man.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  Welcome everyone, dude.

• 4:01Speaker 05

  Now buses are free.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  Buses are free, rent is free.

• 4:05Speaker 05

  Food is free.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  Prostitutes are free.

• 4:07Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Shout out Ayatollah Khamis.

• 4:09Speaker 04

  Can't wait.

• 4:10Speaker 05

  Zorroni, we fucking did it.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  How y'all real, how you guys feeling now? How you guys handling it?

• 4:17Speaker 04

  I root for everybody brown, dude.

• 4:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 04

  I'm happy.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  I'm a thousand dollars richer.

• 4:22Speaker 04

  Who I not root for?

• 4:24Speaker 05

  Akas.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  I'm a thousand dollars richer.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  I Texas Zorron, good luck the day of the election. I say good luck, dawg, it'll be great.

• 4:33Speaker 03

  You root for everybody brown.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  I'm a great guy.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  You do.

• 4:36Speaker 05

  Everyone brown.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Everyone brown.

• 4:38Speaker 04

  Well, I.

• 4:38Speaker 05

  Wait, everyone brown?

• 4:39Speaker 03

  That's what he said, that's what he said. Except if they have anything to do with anything you care about.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  I care about politics.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  That is fuck knows, mud suckers.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  No, no, no, just don't have a white wife.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 4:55Speaker 03

  Do you lose brown points if you got a white wife?

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, automatic, you just said it, say it again.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  I said that.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  Do you lose brown points if you got a white wife? Yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  A hundred percent.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, look at the math right there.

• 5:05Speaker 03

  Hey, man, ain't nothing wrong with going with the white, dude.

• 5:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  I like the white.

• 5:09Speaker 04

  Oh, life is easier, but it ain't worth it.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  It ain't that easy.

• 5:12Speaker 04

  The struggles will make it. Hey, I said ER, okay?

• 5:16Speaker 03

  I'm just saying, it ain't that easy.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Every time I have a friend who like, he starts dating an Indian girl after I've met him and then he thinks like, oh, whatever. I'm always like, they're crazy and they go, every girl is crazy. And then three months later, they come to me and they're like, I did not know you could fight about this kind of shit. It's really impossible to fight. Like, yeah, every time, every time.

• 5:35Speaker 05

  This is what you're trying to lace Miles up with. You're trying to get Miles with a brown girl.

• 5:37Speaker 04

  But Miles would do well with that.

• 5:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:39Speaker 03

  Why?

• 5:39Speaker 05

  Patient.

• 5:39Speaker 04

  Miles would do well with a nice, south Indian, you know what I mean? Just fucking Mississippi masala looking ass girl.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Also, it should be better.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  That's Zorron's mom that made that movie, by the way, shouts.

• 5:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  It should be better for y'all, it should be a lot now.

• 5:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:53Speaker 04

  Hey, I told my bitch to shut up yesterday.

• 5:56Speaker 05

  Getting ahead of it?

• 5:57Speaker 04

  Soon as Zorron wants to.

• 5:58Speaker 05

  Getting ahead of it?

• 6:00Speaker 03

  She was celebrating too loud.

• 6:02Speaker 04

  Get off TikTok, yo, it's too much now. Cover your fucking head, you want to wear some TikTok.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Cover your fucking head before you both get dead.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Cover your fucking head. Why are we covering these girls up, man? That's a good point. Yeah. You should be able to see a girl doing a TikTok on a sheet on the street and then wrap a fucking sheet over her. You should be able to do that in the new New York. Yeah. Shouldn't you? We need religious police. If we have Sharia law. Yes. 100%. I already told Al during Brilliant Idiots, he gotta play the pay the jizya. The jizya tax? You gotta pay the jizya too? You gotta pay the jizya.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  We looked it up, it's real. Yeah, why not? I'm Muslim now, bro. I am Muslim.

• 6:43Speaker 04

  Oh, I said non-Muslim tax?

• 6:44Speaker 03

  Assalamualaikum. Assalamualaikum, my boy.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  You call it a non-Muslim tax, I call it a going to heaven tax.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Yo, that jizya, I was looking up that jizya.

• 6:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  That is a great deal. I don't know why anybody was complaining in that.

• 7:02Speaker 04

  Okay, tell me, explain it to me.

• 7:03Speaker 03

  You gotta pay like 2.5%.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  Okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, hear me out, my boy. Just hear me out, my boy.

• 7:10Speaker 04

  There's a little coincidence.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Just hear me out, my boy. Just hear me out, my boy. Muzzies, they gotta give 10% of their wealth to charity or whatever.

• 7:20Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  Okay?

• 7:22Speaker 04

  Charity.

• 7:23Speaker 03

  Okay. But they don't have to pay that jizya 2.5. You don't have to give 10% of your wealth to charity.

• 7:28Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  You pay 2.5 and you don't even gotta fight in the wars. You get to live in the muzzy country.

• 7:33Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 7:33Speaker 03

  2.5% tax rate.

• 7:35Speaker 04

  Right, work.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  And you don't even gotta defend yourself. They're gonna defend you.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you get to yell at your wife. It's a, uh, everyone wins, bro. This is why I think that the other religions don't last in Muslim countries, because they're jealous. Oh, they just switch up. So these motherfuckers don't gotta die. They only gotta pay the jizya. So we're coughing up 10%. These Muslim countries, like, we need shit to be more affordable. It's Zohran's, Zohran's policies.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Isn't that crazy? It's crazy. Is jizya taxes 2%? How much is Zohran taxing millionaires? 2%.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  He just hit us with the jizya.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  Sonny hit us with the whole.

• 8:09Speaker 03

  He hit us with the jizya. Oh. He hit us with the jizya. That is happening. It's getting us. The tequila. This is the first step to tequila. Yeah. The tequila's fire. I just had some tequillas at 7-Eleven.

• 8:22Speaker 03

  Tequito. What's tequila? What's that? Tequila, man. What's that? That's how the Muslims sneak in Islam. With an openly Muslim cock.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  They sneaking it in.

• 8:34Mark Gagnon?

  They're allowed to lie in order to convert people or some shit like that? To save their lives.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  Why would you say that about Muslims, dog? What a crazy thing to say about Muslims.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  You're a fucking cannibal, dude. You're a cannibal. That's awesome. You're a cannibal.

• 8:50Mark Gagnon?

  You're a cannibal.

• 8:50Speaker 03

  You're a fucking cannibal.

• 8:52Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, I'm a commie.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, nah, nah.

• 8:54Mark Gagnon?

  I'm a commie.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  Nah, bro.

• 8:56Mark Gagnon?

  I'm on board, man.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  Join the team, guys.

• 9:00Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, I was way too happy about Zorong, bro.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  You're happy?

• 9:03Speaker 04

  Hey, you seen the WTF fucking time change policy? Refund policy? This motherfucker capitalist as it gets, boy. You may get your money back from WTF.

• 9:12Speaker 03

  Wait, what's the time change policy?

• 9:14Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know, what is it?

• 9:15Speaker 04

  Hey, you try to change your time, hey, can I record an hour later? Yeah, I just gotta charge you for that hour. What happens?

• 9:21Mark Gagnon?

  Socialist? Wait a minute, hold on. Yeah, cuz my workers there already.

• 9:25Speaker 03

  It's gonna change right before your fucking shit. Do you guys have a lateness issue with WTF?

• 9:31Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, whenever Indians booked.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  So there is a little bit of a lateness issue at the studios?

• 9:40Mark Gagnon?

  Yes, from certain clients.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  From certain clients?

• 9:43Speaker 04

  Oh, really? You putting that all on us?

• 9:44Mark Gagnon?

  Certain clients.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  You putting that all on us?

• 9:46Mark Gagnon?

  Of the Zorong descent. Ugandan.

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Some Zos?

• 9:50Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, African Americans, that's who you're talking about. We talking about Zorong.

• 9:54Mark Gagnon?

  I mean, that too.

• 9:56Speaker 03

  Alright, so do you think people stop pretending to give a fuck about New York now? Is this the new Riyadh Comedy Festival where like everybody's talking about it and now two weeks from now nobody will care who the mayor of New York is? Or do you think that they're just gonna go non-stop?

• 10:09Speaker 04

  They're gonna go non-stop. Every bad thing that happens. It's just the same thing that... It's so funny watching them complain, just like the left complained about Trump.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  I actually, I think I was telling you all this. I like, we need... You can't just have one party in power.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  You need, because like when it was only Republicans in power, it's like the Dems can be so whiny. Because they're not responsible for anything. They just get to point the finger and whine. When at least like the Dems run Congress and nothing happens, they point the finger at the president, but then they're also responsible for nothing. Nothing happening, so the Fed is pointing their-

• 10:42Speaker 05

  You want an even game.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  You want an even game of whining.

• 10:45Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  Right, because they're all full of shit, but when you have no power at all, you just get the point of finger. So it's nice that there is like, super lefty that is running New York, which is really just the only other real position of government. There's president and there's mayor of New York. No, if you are in government in any other capacity, you are a feckless ****.

• 11:06Speaker 05

  You can say that now. You can say that.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, your position means nothing.

• 11:13Speaker 05

  And you need a podcast to get both of them elected. That's what you need. Honestly, you need both.

• 11:18Speaker 03

  I hate how powerful we are.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  It's a burden. It's a burden.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  I hate it.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  I hate how important we are.

• 11:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  I really hate it.

• 11:27Speaker 05

  But it's a responsibility we have to take on, bro. We have to put balance in the universe.

• 11:30Speaker 03

  Son, what did Uncle Ben say?

• 11:33Speaker 04

  With great power comes greater responsibility.

• 11:35Speaker 05

  I thought you were talking about the rice guy.

• 11:36Speaker 04

  Put the rice in the microwave.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  Yo, shout out both Uncle Bens, man.

• 11:44Speaker 07

  Can we get Uncle Ben back? How do we get him back?

• 11:46Speaker 03

  Which Uncle Ben?

• 11:47Speaker 05

  The, the black one. They took him off the rice.

• 11:50Speaker 04

  Nah, he's on, bro. He's coming. He can be coming wearing one of them. What do you call that? What's Miles wearing?

• 11:54Speaker 05

  A kufi.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  A kufi. Yeah, Miles has on racist garb. We were telling him before the pod, we're like, yo, whatever you do, don't wear that. If you not wear that, the fucking muzzies are gonna be upset.

• 12:06Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 12:06Speaker 07

  You guys had to talk me out. I had a full, I had the burka. You guys had to talk me out of that.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, Miles was like, listen, they have a great sense of humor. They've come to the West so they can embrace Western values. And they would never get upset at us making fun of their garb because they understand the place that they came to for salvation.

• 12:23Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 12:23Speaker 07

  I did say.

• 12:24Speaker 04

  And then what did we say?

• 12:24Speaker 03

  And we were like, dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba doo.

• 12:29Speaker 05

  Nah, Ben Miles was like, nah, they gotta go home then.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Go home. Miles was like, yo, if you can't take these jokes, you gotta go home.

• 12:36Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  And then we'll get paid crazy amounts.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  See, that's a good point. If they all come here, then where are we gonna go perform? That's a great point that you're making. Click your heels twice for that. Yeah. Thank you. Okay, this is what's happening in Zo's world. Put Miles in a burka right now, dude. If only we had one in the studio. Dude, if we had a fucking burka, we could just put Miles in that shit. Is that offensive? No. Fuck is offensive about a little burka? I don't know. I think we should, I think we should throw you in a little burkini and let your nipples pop out. I wanna see some hard nips in that little burkini. I don't like that. He's trying to be cute with the kufi on.

• 13:17Speaker 04

  Hey, hey, hey, put your hair up. I don't think you're allowed to have your hair out.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Thank you, bro.

• 13:21Speaker 04

  There you go. There it is.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  I look like Chow Su.

• 13:23Speaker 07

  That's a deep cut.

• 13:27Speaker 07

  Dragon Ball Z, right?

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Does he look like that?

• 13:30Speaker 07

  Yeah, he does. He really does.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  Pull it up in three to five hours.

• 13:36Speaker 07

  Amazon Prime.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  There you go, Joey. Joey did it.

• 13:41Speaker 03

  There you go, Joey. That should look racist in reverse.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Do a white face, bro. Doesn't it look like a... Bro, don't pull up, don't pull up Mr. Popo. Oh, yeah, Mr. Popo. That was crazy.

• 13:53Speaker 07

  Crazy, yeah.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a little bit crazy.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  How does Chow Su die?

• 13:56Speaker 07

  I think he blows himself up.

• 13:59Speaker 07

  I legitimately think he has a superpower, is that he blows himself up. I'm almost certain that's his like most powerful.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  There's no way. His superpower is he blows himself up.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  That is a superpower, though.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  Al, why you dress like me? What's going on here?

• 14:15Speaker 07

  Damn.

• 14:16Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 14:19Speaker 04

  I thought that would be racist toward both of us. You thought it was real. That's what, you're racist. You thought that's really how I dress.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, you know I'm wiggling out of this one, bro.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  I wiggle. I flip it.

• 14:29Speaker 07

  And you wish you was that skinny.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  See how much more fun it is when the Dems have some power? Yes, bro. And shit is naughty again. We need shit to be naughty. You don't realize how valuable the Dems are. They make shit naughty and being naughty is fun. Republicans want nothing to be naughty. That's boring.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  No, no, no, because in the 80s, that's why all these comics are like anti-religious because the Republicans back then hated any religion talk.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  True.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  So that was how you would be naughty as a comic in the 80s.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  Damn, bro. You're right about that. No, no, no. You are right about that. That is crazy. What was so crazy about it? Did I cinch it? Yeah, what? And I saved a little for later? Turned into an F sharp. I'm 42 years old. You made it an F sharp, bro. I lost that. You're super powered. Yeah, I just did a reverse po-po. What was the guy's name? A po-po. A po-po. I just did a chew suey. I just chew suey you, man. There's nothing you can do about it. That was crazy. You got pink eye. That's why your eye is purple right now. I do pink eye in your left eye. Damn, that was crazy.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  I've known him so long, I didn't even flinch. I wouldn't even react.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  He knows, he knows. Because it wasn't gonna be no sound and he had to make it go higher. We're Muslims now. That right there is okay. That's a sign of gratitude. Really? That's halal. That is halal. That right there was halal. It smells like halal, bro. That was fucking wild. Alright. That was fucked up, Mark. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like you trying to say they smell, bro. No, you were eating halal. They literally washed their hands and feet five times a day. And a bidet. And they got a hell of a bidet. And they got the bidet. How could they smell? I agree.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  Cleanest browns, probably.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  But a little bit of white sauce goes a long way. Oh my god.

• 16:20Speaker 03

  How about that? Put that in your café and smoke it. Okay, why don't you take that? Okay? Why don't you take that? This is New York. New York is back. New York is back, guys.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  As much as you didn't want it. As much as you didn't want it. You want to be the only brown guy. Selling out shows everywhere.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  No, you're right. I was.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  But nah, there's gonna be more than one Brown here, bro.

• 16:48Speaker 04

  Damn it.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  It's more than one Brown in this town.

• 16:51Speaker 05

  Zorong moving tickets, dude.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  He's moving tickets. Moving tickets. Turn the volume up.

• 16:58Speaker 05

  Turn that volume up.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  You like that speech?

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Turn that volume up.

• 17:02Speaker 04

  He had some bangers, dude.

• 17:03Speaker 03

  He did.

• 17:04Speaker 05

  You listen to it, though, you go, what exactly?

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Yo, Charlamagne is so funny. He's like, cause Charlamagne calls shit out, then it's just the most hilarious. He's like, yo, when anybody, when everybody is, when someone is likable, whatever they do is like, is just the most fly shit. And he's like, yo, if Kamala the night before the election was like at a gay bar in Brooklyn, people like, what the fuck is this bitch doing? Be out there on the road. If Cuomo's had some like late night party, but when Zo does it, it's the flyest shit.

• 17:31Speaker 04

  Cause he knows everything. He hits everybody. He gets you with the rap shit. He goes to the gay club. He just in touch with all the shit.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  He's likable.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  That's part of what makes him likable. He's in touch with every like little group.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Yes, yes. No, no, he ran a fantastic campaign. I'm just saying, when you do whatever you do, is the hot shit.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:49Speaker 05

  Yeah. Being young goes a long way too, though. Remember when Hillary went to the bar and she was like pouring up beers and shit and everyone was like, what the fuck are you doing? She tried to make a Pokemon Go thing?

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Take your tits out and slap them together, you fucking science experiment.

• 18:02Speaker 05

  Exactly. That would go a long way.

• 18:04Speaker 03

  That's what we wanna see.

• 18:05Speaker 05

  That would go farther.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  We wanna see a little sea world with your tits.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  Is it that hard to ask? You've been Secretary of State, but I haven't seen your tits slapped together like a seal.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  Okay? You run the Clinton Foundation, fifty million dollars a year donations, but I haven't seen.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Okay?

• 18:30Speaker 05

  The voice cry.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Is it that much to ask? As an American, as a citizen of the United States of America, someone was born here? I'm gonna look at your tits in a pantsuit and slap it back.

• 18:47Speaker 05

  He's sounding like he's crying right now.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  I don't even call this a country anymore. I don't even call it a country. Who would call it a country? Of course, we don't got no borders. Of course, there's no fucking borders. I put it right on the wall, myself, like humpety dumpty. Just sitting on that wall. You know what she would be doing? What would she be doing?

• 19:09Speaker 05

  I'll do it.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  What would she be doing, Al?

• 19:16Speaker 03

  How would she be telling the Mexicans, "Go fuck back"? Why would she be doing that disgusting act?

• 19:22Speaker 05

  That would scare her.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  That was hideous. Why the hell would she be doing that? If she was out there doing that, there'd be a line of 40 million Mexicans thinking it was an Orchana parade.

• 19:36Speaker 05

  That's her wrong, bro.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  America is finally back.

• 19:41Speaker 04

  It really is, dude.

• 19:42Speaker 03

  It feels back.

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Vibes are up.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  It was, we got too much right and there wasn't enough fun. You need like the hall monitors.

• 19:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  That's, the Dems are the hall monitors. And it's no much, no fun in the hallway without a monitor somewhere. So we need them to have a little power. And, you know, being mayor of New York is the only other position of government that matters.

• 20:02Speaker 04

  What is everybody else, what do you call them?

• 20:04Speaker 03

  Feckless.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  Per people.

• 20:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  Feckless people.

• 20:11Speaker 04

  Feckless people.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  But do they do, does Ted Cruz do anything?

• 20:17Speaker 05

  Goes to Mexico. Goes on vacations. Takes a nice little vacation every now and again. Nah, he doesn't do much, what about Gavin Newsom?

• 20:25Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  What does Gavin Newsom want?

• 20:29Speaker 05

  Sponsors on his podcast?

• 20:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Is he asking for sponsors?

• 20:33Speaker 05

  I mean, he's running a pod, he probably wants a little bit.

• 20:35Speaker 04

  I got nobody elected.

• 20:36Speaker 05

  Wants some views.

• 20:37Speaker 04

  See, I know what's crazy.

• 20:37Speaker 05

  Maybe a little Bluetooth.

• 20:38Speaker 04

  Yo, the governor of California does a podcast, we got more political power than him. Ain't that crazy?

• 20:43Speaker 03

  It is crazy.

• 20:44Speaker 04

  I mean, look at us, dude.

• 20:46Speaker 05

  Right?

• 20:46Speaker 03

  It is crazy. I don't like the amount of power.

• 20:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  I wake up in the morning and I feel uncomfortable.

• 20:53Speaker 04

  That's one thing I know about Schultz, he don't like power.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  I don't like it. I don't wanna, I don't wanna put my sword on someone's shoulders and then ignite them immediately.

• 21:02Speaker 04

  No, I know, I know.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  Do you want to do that?

• 21:05Speaker 04

  No, I don't, no, God, no.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  I don't wanna do that.

• 21:08Speaker 05

  What do we do? How do we get rid of this power?

• 21:09Speaker 03

  I think we have to relinquish it.

• 21:11Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  From this day forth.

• 21:14Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  I think we have to say, "We're not getting any more people elected."

• 21:21Speaker 04

  I think that's a great stance.

• 21:24Speaker 04

  Stamped, that's the stamp, that means his decision is final, that's the gavel.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  Nah, I'm just kidding, we gonna fuck up elections forever.

• 21:35Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  We gonna fuck up elections as long as there's elections.

• 21:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  What do you guys think will actually happen though, in all seriousness?

• 21:41Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  Really?

• 21:43Speaker 04

  I pay a little bit more in taxes, you pay a little bit more in taxes, maybe we get free buses.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  Do you think he'll even be able to raise the taxes?

• 21:51Speaker 04

  I don't know, but dude, 1% is not, like, what are we, or 2%, it's, what, $40,000 for every million you make?

• 22:00Speaker 04

  I have a chance that's worth taking to not be the exact same.

• 22:04Speaker 05

  There you go.

• 22:04Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 22:05Speaker 05

  Al's cooperating in Puerto Rico, bro, he's not.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  That was a nerd.

• 22:11Speaker 05

  I was not tripping on that.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  A little bit away from there, Florida, but you know. I just gotta check on him, dude. Go check on Alex, man. Headquarters, headquarters in Florida, bro. Go check on Alex.

• 22:25Speaker 05

  Don't do that.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  No, like, what do you think he'll be able to do? I think that's the big question. And we asked him that on the pod, but like, what do you think he'll be able to, to actually get done? And what will?

• 22:38Speaker 04

  If he can cut government waste, I'm happy. If he can get some of these consultants out of there, which he might have the power to do, how much do you say it costs to design those trashcans? Which, by the way, they look pretty good. But he said it was like 20 million or something, just to design it? You save us that 20 million, I'm good, I'm happy.

• 22:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think Trump goes to war with them.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  So.

• 22:58Speaker 05

  I think National Guard.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  We will fuck the White House up, dog, this is New York City.

• 23:02Speaker 05

  We're storming it?

• 23:04Speaker 03

  Yo, we might need to storm it, dude.

• 23:05Speaker 05

  Alright, alright.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  So here's the question, don't you think that it would be smarter for Trump, for him to not go to war at all?

• 23:12Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Like, I think that Trump should just like, keep giving whatever funding he's already given, because if he doesn't go to war at all, if he goes to war, then he's created a boogeyman for Mamdani supporters.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  So.

• 23:26Speaker 04

  We couldn't get anything done, Trump got in the way.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  Exactly. If Trump doesn't get in the way at all, and things don't go well, then Trump just goes and go, hey, I gave you a fair shot, they didn't go well, like, will you change your policies? Like, don't put your ego in this at all, like, if you actually care about the people, why don't you do something that will help them? That's not working out? Um.

• 23:46Speaker 05

  That's not Trump though.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's not Trump. That's not Tito. Oh, I know, I know. I'm just saying, like, the thing that would be the most beneficial. And then if things actually work out for New York City, Trump just gets to go, "I love New York, and it's an important city, and I wanted the people of New York to have the best chance again. I didn't want politics to get in the way. I hate how politicians get in the way."

• 24:06Speaker 05

  That would be fire.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Like, you know. You can win-win if you're Trump in this situation.

• 24:12Mark Gagnon?

  There's zero chance it happens.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  I think because the reason I'll bet that.

• 24:18Mark Gagnon?

  Come on, Trump, he wants all the credit for everything. And you know he's going to try to make New York's life miserable.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:26Mark Gagnon?

  Because they need a buggy man too.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  Who is they?

• 24:29Speaker 04

  The right.

• 24:30Mark Gagnon?

  The right.

• 24:30Speaker 04

  They're melting down. Twenty thousand dollars for every million you make, gonna break you, dog. That's gonna break you. How are you gonna survive? Oh, watch this thing fall apart. It's the exact... Remember how sad New York was after Trump won in 2016? Do you remember?

• 24:43Speaker 03

  I don't know, man. We was popping that.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  No, no. No, but once I left your house.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Once he left the party, no.

• 24:52Speaker 04

  You got so sad, and that's how the left is acting now.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  There were people sad. That shit was kinda funny. It was only because of the arrogance that they had going into it.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  It was funny, dude. Do you have to book the Jabot Center? With the glass ceiling, because we're gonna break through it, Hillary. You fucking loser.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  I know, man.

• 25:07Speaker 04

  Unbelievable, dude. And then just watching them fucking go home was unbelievable.

• 25:12Speaker 05

  That would've been a fun party to go to, though. That would've been kinda fun. To DJ that party would be awesome. Oh my god, just Mad World non-stop. It'd be fucking unreal.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  But yeah, watching the right is doing the same thing now. And they're acting like they're so different. Oh, this country's gonna... This city's gonna slide in. A bunch of people who don't live here texting me.

• 25:28Speaker 03

  Yeah. They're obsessed, bro. Your city's gonna, what is it? It's gonna fall apart.

• 25:33Mark Gagnon?

  I think he'll get the buses done and the rent freeze.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  What makes you think he'll get the buses done?

• 25:38Mark Gagnon?

  Because it's not that costly, and they've already figured out ways to get the funding for that one.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 25:46Mark Gagnon?

  That doesn't involve raising taxes.

• 25:48Speaker 04

  If he does that...

• 25:49Mark Gagnon?

  So that's like the first thing he's gonna do.

• 25:51Speaker 04

  He's done it. Everybody's happy. I'm not saying that will make him the best mayor.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  I think his base will be happy enough if he does that.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  So the question is, does his base... The question is, does his base actually want these things and need these things to survive? Or these things somewhat performative and acts of rebellion against the status quo?

• 26:14Speaker 04

  I think more performative than the latter.

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Okay, so if they need them to survive, then like, there's, I've seen like the Zorron supporters, right? Like, most of these people I would imagine are like people who have moved to New York City. They're coming here to try to achieve their dreams, in a lot of ways, kind of like you guys, right? And it's like, coming here to achieve their dreams, they're not only in creative fields, but they can be in other fields. And maybe things haven't worked out for them just yet, and they're looking for a little bit of an extension on the time that they can go after it.

• 26:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  Right? They have $200,000 worth of student loans, they got all this other stuff that's like really getting in the way of them potentially achieving these dreams. And so I don't think being able to take the bus for free is gonna change their life.

• 26:53Speaker 04

  No.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  So that's why I don't think that the bus thing, I actually think the buses helps like real New Yorkers who are poor people, who are living like check to check and government assistance, like that helps actual poor people. But like the 20 to 29 or the 20 to 34 year olds that are like pseudo creative directors and these types of like kind of pseudo artist people, they don't ride the bus like that.

• 27:20Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, but he needed to do something to hit each group. So the buses are for the poor people.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  Right.

• 27:25Mark Gagnon?

  The rent freeze and the, I think even the supermarkets are gonna be for middle class. Because imagine if I can have my choice of a Trader Joe's or government run supermarket, they sell the same eggs, but these eggs are $4 cheaper, I'm gonna go there.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:40Mark Gagnon?

  And then there's gonna be a line around the block, and then everybody has to drop their prices in order to compete.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:45Speaker 04

  I think we're in a place where the expectation for politicians, or the hope for a politician, is not even that you help us anymore, it's just stop helping only the rich people.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think that's a great way.

• 27:56Speaker 04

  And I think if I'm a guy who looks at people who are struggling, I'm like, you know what, they got free buses, even if I don't need them, that's, oh my god, somebody finally fucking did that for those people.

• 28:07Speaker 05

  I think it's kind of symbolic, they're just like, who's gonna piss off Trump the most?

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Can you speak on that a little bit?

• 28:13Speaker 05

  I feel like there's a sentiment of like, okay, Trump, like, there's people in New York that are like, Trump is a dictator, he's gonna take over the country, da-da-da. Who can we elect that's gonna actively aggravate that?

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:23Speaker 05

  And Zorron's made it very clear, like, yo, I'm gonna go against it. Cuomo gets endorsed by him, it's like, oh, he's not gonna do it. And Sliwa, people don't know, he's still battling the mob. So no one knows exactly what's happening. But they're like, this guy's gonna just make his life hell. And symbolically, he represents everything the MAGA hates.

• 28:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 28:38Speaker 05

  I think there's a lot of people that are like, yeah, the buses are cool, da-da-da. It feels like it's symbolically helping, like, the poor working class. But more so, it's like, fuck Trump.

• 28:45Speaker 03

  I think that this is a component that is not spoken about enough. I think New York has always been unaffordable. And that's one of the things about New York. Like, New York didn't become too expensive this year or the year before. Like, we've always talked about how expensive New York is. Maybe it's become disproportionately so over the last six years, right? Like, we talked to Zor on about that. It's like, I think two bedrooms are up 90% in six years, something crazy. But I do think that there is, to what you're talking about, like, let's say, let's call it like the identity politics bubble that was like really,

• 29:20Speaker 03

  just mushed into the grounds by MAGA, right? Like, the MAGA victory in like every single swing state, like the absolute dominance in the election, was this message like, yo, the pronouns are gone. You're not doing any of that shit, it's kinda dead, right? And I think those people, they've been incredibly upset, angry, and aggravated. And they like standing for someone who seems like is gonna have their back. And what's very interesting is that Mamdani didn't even really talk about identity politics on the issue. He kinda like really ran a Bernie campaign. Like Bernie don't give a fuck about if you're gay or not. He said as much on the pod, he goes, who cares if you're gay, you're a good person or not. But Zorron already checks off multiple of the identity politics.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Immigrant, brown, African.

• 30:08Speaker 05

  Muslim.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Muslim, right? Like, so he's already part of the community and his politics reflect the community.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  So it's a very interesting, like, simply by subscribing to him, you are rejecting MAGA.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  You know, like, and I, and I think that that's not talked about enough. I think people made it just about affordability. But there's a lot of people like, the people kind of queening out about it.

• 30:33Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 30:33Speaker 03

  Like, I never met a broke gay guy. I don't, I never met one. I don't even think they exist. I really don't know. They're not, they're not spending money trying to get pussy.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  Here's what I would say to that, I think.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  So just like, so I really feel, just to butt it up, like, I, I really do feel like he was able to galvanize that community as well.

• 30:50Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  As well, is what I would say.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  As well, it's not only, yeah.

• 30:53Speaker 04

  Two thousand eight to two thousand sixteen, conservatives got fucking mushed into the ground. PC politics went up, went up, went up. And part of Trump's appeal was the absolute rejection of that. And it will piss off these left-wing people who are telling us we can't say X, Y, Z. So that exists.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Who are making fun of us for being dumb every single night on TV.

• 31:11Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, you don't get it.

• 31:12Speaker 03

  And then Trump starts to make fun of them, and it's like, ooh, that revenge feels great.

• 31:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, it feels nice.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Who cares about that other stuff?

• 31:17Speaker 04

  That is a factor. I think overall, it was, like you said, the past six years, prices have gone up. A box of cereal by my house is ten dollars.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's no question, the prices are absurd, and he tapped into that.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  And this is what, again, I said this before, what people don't understand is your entire policy cannot be that guy bad. Cuomo offered nothing, a single person, people I know who were dying for Cuomo to win, can't name a single policy of his.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:41Speaker 04

  They don't know anything.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  Zorron, even if they're not achievable, okay, rent freeze, grocery stores, government-owned grocery stores, the free buses, we know something. This is the same thing that happened with Trump when they ran Hillary against him and when they ran Kamala against him. Your entire campaign was that guy's bad. It just won't work. And that's why I think people are gonna realize, they're like, I'm not doing, this guy's bad.

• 32:01Mark Gagnon?

  And that's why I kind of push back on Marx, because I don't think a lot of the people who voted really cared to vote in somebody who's gonna battle Trump. They just wanted to vote for somebody who's looking out for them. And I think a lot of the middle, like, Trump gained ground here in New York because he was speaking to, hey, I'm gonna lower costs of food and all this type of shit. So he just spoke to those same people. And he was like, yo, we've seen Trump, it's been a year so far, he hasn't done anything to bring things in that direction. I'm going to just try on this other guy.

• 32:31Speaker 04

  And to add to that point, that Israel moment was like a water. moment for Zorong.

• 32:35Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 32:35Speaker 04

  Cause he was like, nah, I'm worried about people here. And we were like, oh, look at that. He's worried about us.

• 32:39Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 32:39Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 32:40Mark Gagnon?

  Cause this is the biggest voter turnout since like the 1960s or something like that. Like he got a lot of people out of the house.

• 32:47Speaker 05

  I guess I'm talking about the symbolic part from like the Bushwick white girl that's like a creative director. Who's like dad works at some big company and she moved here four years ago.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  She's not affected by the price of rent because her dad pays it. Her rent is always frozen.

• 33:03Speaker 04

  She loves cosplay.

• 33:04Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like, but yeah, but yet she is like really impassioned about this.

• 33:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:10Speaker 03

  So like, understanding why I think is important. I think Mark tapped into it.

• 33:13Speaker 05

  Yeah. And I think it's like, yeah, we get to help the poor people, whatever. But it's like.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  Which is part of her identity also.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  But it's. As well, I think as well as we, it's part of it.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, they got her in college. They Marxist her up in college.

• 33:24Speaker 05

  Yes, bro. She got liberalized.

• 33:25Speaker 03

  She got liberalized in college.

• 33:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  You know, came to New York.

• 33:29Speaker 05

  She's gay now.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  She's gay now. Couldn't make it.

• 33:32Speaker 05

  Is she single?

• 33:36Speaker 03

  Cause it is interesting. It's like, I haven't seen a lot of like support for, for Zorong from like actual New Yorkers. I'm not saying that to undercut him, but like, what I mean by like an actual New Yorker is like somebody who was born here.

• 33:50Speaker 05

  The fuck you?

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you're like, you're performative. You're.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  You want to be at the party.

• 33:58Speaker 05

  I was a Bernie bro. I like AOC.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  What's an actual New Yorker for you, to you?

• 34:03Mark Gagnon?

  Me.

• 34:05Speaker 03

  You grew up in a beach community. You grew up near the ocean.

• 34:09Mark Gagnon?

  Bailey, New York.

• 34:11Mark Gagnon?

  New Yorkers are people who grew up in the boroughs, not Manhattan.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  There's only one city.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  This, this kind of, I don't think this is fully fair, but this is kind of what Andrew was saying.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  What am I saying?

• 34:27Speaker 04

  How long, this is a poll. How long have you lived in New Yorker? Or how long you lived in New York City? Less than five years, five to 10, 10 plus. And then I was born in New York City. The blues, how many people voted for Zorong? Percentage wise and the gray is Cuomo. So 45% of people born in New York City voted for Cuomo versus 34% born in New York City voted for Zorong. I also think some of that is just a lot of those people are probably older.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  If you're less than five years in New York City, eighty-three percent of them voted for Zora.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Here's what I would say, ten plus years but not born here? Ten plus years but not born here?

• 34:57Speaker 03

  But this is a, this is a really important point. If you, if you're here less than five years.

• 35:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  You voted for Zora. This is the exact thing we're saying. There's no cost to this not working out to you. Because you'll go home. This is really not your home. This is a dream or a rite of passage, or it's a beautiful thing, we want the whole world to come here. But I want you guys to come here, I want everybody who has a dream to come to New York. But if it doesn't work out, you'll go home. So this is a fun little experiment for you, like, yeah, maybe the rent will freeze, blah, blah, blah. And if it doesn't work out and things do happen, which I don't think they will, by the way. But if it was to go horribly wrong, you would just move back to Dallas, or you move back to Tennessee, or move back to wherever the fuck you're from.

• 35:42Speaker 04

  I think you're right.

• 35:42Speaker 03

  We don't get to do that. So that's why I think you see a lot more New Yorker New Yorkers, like, you know, it's, New York is rough and that kind of shit, but like, I'm not rolling the dice on whatever communism, whatever the fuck they say about him, because I can't go nowhere else.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  Here's where I'll push back a little bit. I think you're right, what you say, sorry, I think five to 10 years, you're pretty much here, 10 plus years, you got roots here, you're probably not leaving, and both of those groups still voted heavily in favor.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  But you're not a New Yorker.

• 36:09Speaker 04

  I also think born and raised New Yorker, I will never say I'm a New Yorker, but I'm here, I'm not leaving. As much as I keep saying I'm going to, I haven't left yet. You would have been in a heartbeat. I'm dying to, you got no roots to New York. I, my fuck, my whole in-laws are here, idiots. Nah, you want to go to a Muslim country, bro, you're trying to go to London, you're trying to go to London immediately. Son, you know, Jesus, here's my stupid nieces. They're all here. Nah, you're gonna move. You're gonna take them to London, bro, you're gonna hijab them up. Their parents are idiots for raising them. You're hijabbing the whole family in London. My niece's stupid parents, I should say.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  I'll be honest, I'm very impressed, I was born in New York City, thirty-four percent.

• 36:41Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying. That number's, that number's really good. The other thing is a lot of those people born in New York City are probably older, and older people just tend to be more conservative in general. So I think the forty-five percent is some of that that you got to account for. And name recognition.

• 36:55Mark Gagnon?

  If you born here, you've heard Cuomo your whole life.

• 36:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:59Mark Gagnon?

  So some people just.

• 37:00Speaker 05

  Fart, fart.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Good point.

• 37:02Mark Gagnon?

  So a lot of people just get into shit and they see a name they recognize in both.

• 37:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, and they're easier to scare with, oh my god, communism socialism.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  I figured squeeze it out. No, I think that's, I think that's fair.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  I think what you said is fair about less than five years, for sure. That's a great point. And it probably still applies at five to 10. I think 10 plus, for the most part, you're not, most of them aren't going anywhere. Most of them are here.

• 37:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might not be.

• 37:24Speaker 04

  And then I think born in New York City, 34% is not bad, and a lot of those people are probably older.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  That number is very impressive. That number is very impressive.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  He beat the shit out of the guy. All the, if Sliwa, every Sliwa voted, every Sliwa voter voted for Cuomo, he still loses.

• 37:37Speaker 03

  Really?

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:38Speaker 05

  Where's Sliwa right now? Does he know it's over?

• 37:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:40Speaker 05

  I feel like he's still out there.

• 37:41Speaker 04

  He's on the subway, vigilante, he's looking for criminals and.

• 37:44Speaker 03

  No, but this is, this is what he does every four years. He runs every four years.

• 37:49Speaker 05

  I'll vote for him next time. I will, I'll run it, I'll run it for Sliwa.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  Did we talk about it? Uh, no, we talked about Unbrided Idiots, about how like, I don't think he really wanted to win.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:58Speaker 03

  Talk about it, yeah, too?

• 37:59Speaker 05

  On Patreon, yeah.

• 38:00Speaker 03

  Oh, we did on Patreon, yeah.

• 38:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz he didn't, he refused to come on Flair, and there's only one way you win.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  Well, he asked. They, the team reached out, and then I was hitting up his, and again, this is all like, what is the word we use?

• 38:13Speaker 04

  Speculative?

• 38:13Speaker 05

  Allegedly?

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Allegedly, but it's not alleged, cuz I said it.

• 38:17Speaker 04

  Speculative?

• 38:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm, I'm speculating on their decisions. This is not facts, don't sue us. But, um, I reached out, tried to get him on, and then the campaign director, or whoever it was I'm connected to, is just, just reading texts, but not sending anything back. This is the biggest platform in New York City, like, why would you not wanna go on a few weeks before?

• 38:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  The election.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 38:40Speaker 03

  Unless, and this is how I would speculate, I'd be like, maybe, he's like, I'm not gonna duck out of the election cuz I already said I won't go anywhere, but what I will do is not do any big press before, to not chip away anymore at Cuomo. I'll kinda like hide the last two weeks.

• 38:55Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 38:56Speaker 03

  Or, someone got right to his campaign guy and said, yo, I'll give you X amount of money, just don't say yes to any more big interviews before. We wanna see if we can do this.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 39:08Speaker 03

  Cuz it, to me, there's, it makes zero sense. If you reached out originally, we're reaching out, trying to get you on, and you're not even, you're reading the texts and not even responding?

• 39:18Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 39:19Speaker 03

  What could you possibly do? Like, let's look at the media he did the last two weeks before the election.

• 39:24Speaker 05

  There was a debate?

• 39:25Speaker 03

  No, it was even after, sorry, it was, yeah, I was right, there was one more debate, and then, nothing else, like...

• 39:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:32Speaker 03

  Kind of a smart play, though, every, every four years you run, and then just get paid to bounce?

• 39:36Speaker 05

  Allegedly.

• 39:37Speaker 03

  Allegedly.

• 39:38Speaker 05

  Allegedly is a come on.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  The whole family working for the campaign, I got a lot of respect for Curtis, like, yeah, you know, he put the work in on the street, like, he definitely is protecting people, I don't think people maybe even understand his history, but, you know, girl feeling...

• 39:49Speaker 05

  What is his history?

• 39:50Speaker 03

  Ah, like, the guardian angels, like, if you're a chick walking down the street feeling unsafe in the neighborhood, it does just walk you home. Like, it was amazing, so it's like an amazing contribution to the city, for nothing.

• 40:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:03Speaker 03

  You know, and like, uh...

• 40:05Speaker 05

  What are you laughing at? Schultz said it was impressive that he taught Puerto Ricans not to cackle, like, that is impressive to do.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  He did.

• 40:13Speaker 05

  He got them in.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  He got them to not cackle.

• 40:15Speaker 05

  Really?

• 40:15Speaker 03

  But then they find out where you live.

• 40:19Speaker 05

  When they retire.

• 40:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly, so then when they stop being the guardian angels, you know, it is what it is.

• 40:26Speaker 05

  Have you seen any funny Zorron memes?

• 40:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 40:29Speaker 05

  I mean, just people just posting just 9/11 footage, being like, how quickly we forget.

• 40:34Speaker 03

  Man, that shit is fucked up.

• 40:35Speaker 05

  I mean, bro, they're like, "Bro, he's gonna do this again, from the inside."

• 40:39Speaker 03

  That shit is fucked up.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  Come on.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  That shit is fucked up. How we gonna let him do it again?

• 40:47Speaker 03

  How we gonna let him do it again? The guy was 13 years old, something like that, you know? He's a mastermind of 9/11 at 13 years old, bro. This guy's truly genius.

• 40:58Speaker 05

  Bro, I saw one, says Zorron's mom looked at the election results and was just like, "You're only a mayor?"

• 41:03Speaker 03

  That's funny.

• 41:03Speaker 05

  That's pretty funny. Son of a mayor at 34, and somebody said that's like, that's brutal for all brown kids. Zorron's mayor of New York City's only 34 years old. But he's not president, he's not old enough. Yeah. So what are you doing? You know, that's a good point. Oh, you think Trump tries to deport him?

• 41:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  Nah, I can't. You can't deport him.

• 41:23Speaker 04

  You been here too long.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  I don't like that. Like-

• 41:25Speaker 05

  I hope he can't.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Mind his business on that shit. Like, don't get in his way. Let him try to do his things. If the things don't work, there you go. You can campaign on that if you're Trump.

• 41:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  If the things ain't working, it is what it is.

• 41:35Speaker 04

  It's funny you said you can campaign, like, we're just assuming he's running again? It's the third time.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  Why wouldn't he run?

• 41:42Speaker 04

  Look at the-

• 41:42Speaker 03

  Why wouldn't he run?

• 41:44Speaker 04

  Well, I think because he can't.

• 41:45Mark Gagnon?

  Not allowed to.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  Nah. You just have JD run as president, Trump runs as vice, and then JD steps down.

• 41:51Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  JD seems like the type of guy who ain't gonna- he'll pretend he's on board with that and then marry Eric Kirk and then-

• 42:00Speaker 03

  Yo, that shit is foul, too. The internet is nasty.

• 42:03Speaker 05

  It's wild, bro.

• 42:04Speaker 03

  It's nasty.

• 42:04Speaker 05

  A wild place out there.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:06Speaker 05

  They're trying to make Usha Christian all of a sudden?

• 42:08Speaker 03

  That's my hot take. That before JD runs, Usha converts to Christianity.

• 42:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  I can see that.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  See that.

• 42:16Speaker 05

  Would you give it another look?

• 42:17Mark Gagnon?

  But that was kind of foul of him to just like-

• 42:19Speaker 05

  What?

• 42:20Mark Gagnon?

  Throw her on the bus like that.

• 42:21Speaker 05

  What do you mean?

• 42:22Mark Gagnon?

  Nah, he wouldn't.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  You said, "I hope she converts to Christianity."

• 42:24Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, of course he does.

• 42:26Speaker 05

  Bro, what was that convo like when they got back in the car? Because he says that shit, and then the next day, he's like, "Usha has no plans to convert to any other religion."

• 42:33Speaker 04

  He said that?

• 42:33Speaker 05

  Like, the next day, like, I'm pretty sure, like, his office put out a statement, and I'm, "Bro."

• 42:37Speaker 04

  I'm telling you, I think Indian women is a game. Yeah, I ain't ready. This guy's so fucked being president, dude. I just don't want to-

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Listen to this bitch no more. Like, "Baby, I know. I just said it. I didn't know. I was just in the moment. Like, I'll tell- I'll tweet it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." So him trying to cap with this girl in the back of an SUV is the funniest thing in the world, son. Vice President of the United States of America, getting bitched at by his wife, like, "I know, I know. It fucked up." It's so funny.

• 43:00Mark Gagnon?

  You saw that hug. You're like, "Yo, why the fuck this bitch's hand was in your hair, yo?"

• 43:05Speaker 05

  It was an accident. She's shorter than me. I didn't know.

• 43:07Speaker 07

  It's also their Secret Service. So it's not like an Uber driver you're never gonna see again.

• 43:11Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:12Speaker 07

  You're fighting in front of the camera.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  Dude, I would love to get a Secret Service guy to just tell us all the tea on whoever president they- they take.

• 43:18Speaker 05

  Do they sign an oath? They sign an NDA, probably?

• 43:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, they must.

• 43:22Speaker 05

  Must, right?

• 43:23Mark Gagnon?

  Driving some HIPAA shit.

• 43:24Speaker 05

  You think Trump should take over the Knicks?

• 43:27Speaker 04

  Take over the Knicks.

• 43:27Speaker 05

  I feel like that's what he's saying with this. He's saying he wants the Knicks, dude.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  What is he saying right here?

• 43:33Speaker 04

  Don't forget who's daddy.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Who daddy is.

• 43:36Speaker 04

  New York, don't forget who's daddy.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  See, this is what we need. We need a little parody.

• 43:41Speaker 05

  It's like the NFL, it's like a salary cap.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 43:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 43:44Speaker 05

  Little parody.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  That's the problem, like Democrats, like get your fucking shit together, you losers. We actually want you guys to be in power, at least have some power, so there can be like a fun little balance, and then nothing really gets done, but everybody eats. That's, this is the American way.

• 43:59Speaker 05

  Hmm, it's true.

• 44:00Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. Nah, we, we coming.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  Who you got?

• 44:04Speaker 05

  AOC.

• 44:05Mark Gagnon?

  AOC's gonna take Schumer out of there.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  I don't know, dude.

• 44:08Mark Gagnon?

  Yup.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  What is it, for what position? I don't even know.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Oh, Jeffries is gone.

• 44:13Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 44:13Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know when his, uh, when he, when his reelection is happening.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  But still, like, he's out of here, right?

• 44:21Mark Gagnon?

  Probably, but he's, he got some strong allies.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that shit might be.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  Nick Fuentes getting them out of the paint.

• 44:31Speaker 03

  Nick not playing games.

• 44:33Speaker 05

  Watching everyone.

• 44:34Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, my God.

• 44:36Speaker 05

  Little 7,000 here, 7,000 there.

• 44:38Speaker 03

  Yo, it is true, or no? You get paid a little 7 grand? We should find out. I ain't got no 7 grand. Yeah, let's look into it. Let's just see. 7 is kinda light.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  That's light, dog. Come, we get people elected over here.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a good point.

• 44:52Speaker 05

  Ah, look, I'm for sale. But like, he's got it on.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  The number gotta be right, you know?

• 44:58Speaker 05

  7 figures, come talk to me.

• 44:59Mark Gagnon?

  Is it like each thing good, you say?

• 45:02Speaker 05

  Oh, you can rack them up?

• 45:03Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, or it's just per episode?

• 45:04Speaker 05

  I think it's per post, is what they were saying.

• 45:06Speaker 03

  So every time you post, it's 7 grand?

• 45:08Speaker 05

  That's, come on, step it up.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:11Speaker 05

  Step it up, 7.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  7 is light, bro.

• 45:14Speaker 05

  Man's getting paid more than that.

• 45:15Mark Gagnon?

  They be tweeting a lot, though.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:16Mark Gagnon?

  They be tweeting a lot. In one day, you can pretty much.

• 45:19Speaker 03

  Alright, what's Kelsey saying? Who will be the next Speaker of the House?

• 45:23Mark Gagnon?

  Right now, they're saying Hakeem Jeffries. Ain't no way, he's out of here, bro. That guy's.

• 45:28Speaker 05

  That's Charlemagne's fault.

• 45:29Mark Gagnon?

  Charlemagne cooked him with the 8-pack Shakur?

• 45:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:32Mark Gagnon?

  He's, he is, uh.

• 45:33Speaker 03

  That's his fault.

• 45:35Mark Gagnon?

  Motherfucker. You saw when he was hiding behind him? When he was in a picture with, uh, Bibi? But he's.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  No, really?

• 45:42Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, so it's like a group of Dems and Republicans, and he's just like hiding in the back.

• 45:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 45:47Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 45:47Speaker 05

  Oh, that's hilarious.

• 45:48Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah.

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Yo, why does Trump keep giving press conferences stepping out of the bathroom?

• 45:52Speaker 03

  That's fire.

• 45:52Speaker 05

  Like, why? Like, he's like in the doorway every time I see a clip of him.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  You talking about on the plane?

• 45:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's just like popping out, and it's like, alright.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  Cause he loves chopping it up.

• 46:00Speaker 05

  Like, but why?

• 46:01Speaker 03

  He loves chopping it up.

• 46:02Speaker 05

  Yo, we invaded Nigeria, anyway, have a safe flight, and just bounces.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:05Speaker 05

  That's out of Schultz's book.

• 46:06Speaker 07

  You ever see somebody who will look down the hallway to the bathroom and someone's talking to Schultz through the door?

• 46:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:11Speaker 07

  I saw his buddy come in to hang with him and Schultz was like, yo, talk to me.

• 46:15Speaker 05

  Bro.

• 46:16Speaker 07

  He's standing outside the door of the bathroom.

• 46:18Speaker 05

  I love this. Just leaning outside the door frame. This is kinda where the best convos happen though, you know? You're trying to leave and you're like, ah, one more thing. By the way, grab the frame a little bit. I mean, it's just fire. Wait, are they flying?

• 46:30Speaker 07

  Yeah, they're flying. Press flies. They're in the air.

• 46:32Speaker 05

  Wait, the press is with them? Yeah, come on. Air Force One. I didn't know that. It's a quiet plane. I mean, that's.

• 46:39Speaker 07

  Y'all gotta watch West Wing.

• 46:40Speaker 05

  I didn't know they fly with them. Yeah. I didn't know that.

• 46:43Speaker 07

  A whole set of press flies to all the places he goes.

• 46:45Speaker 05

  People that he chooses or just any old?

• 46:47Speaker 07

  Press secretary and a bunch of press, yeah.

• 46:50Speaker 05

  That's so funny.

• 46:51Speaker 07

  And then they do pressers on the plane and then they ask questions like, the press secretary will ask, answer questions.

• 46:56Speaker 05

  I feel like that, that tilts the balance of power a little bit.

• 46:58Speaker 07

  They get itineraries of like what's going on that day.

• 47:00Speaker 05

  How and what way? You ever been on someone's plane and they're talking to you, you're like, yeah, whatever you, I agree. Like if I'm on someone's plane, I'll be like, yeah, whatever you say, bro. Nigeria needs it. Is this the plane from the Qataris? Nah, they didn't, they didn't fit that one just yet, I think. What is that one doing?

• 47:17Speaker 04

  It's getting in the World Cup in 2042, probably.

• 47:19Speaker 05

  Oh, really? But does America decide that?

• 47:22Speaker 04

  Nah, I'm guessing. I was throwing out some shit.

• 47:25Speaker 05

  I mean, that's, I mean, it's just fire. Giving press conferences on your own planes. Qatar already had the World Cup.

• 47:30Speaker 04

  I know.

• 47:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:32Speaker 04

  They were saying it was a bribe.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  Ah, got it, got it, got it, got it. It'll be fun to see. Yo, you seen Baron Trump making crazy money allegedly? Doing what? On the crypto shit. You mean all the Trumps making crazy money? Allegedly. Put me on, how? Allegedly. Put me on, how? That like, ah, bro, I mean, Coffee Zilla just said something about it, but basically it was like, the day before Trump announced like some tariff stuff, there was like a crazy position put on Bitcoin and it like tanked and that, that account made like 150 mil in a day. Could you slide back a little bit? And then he did another tariff thing like right after and made another crazy amount. And people are speculating that's Baron Trump, allegedly.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  I mean, look, you, you gotta be mad at both him and Pelosi. You can't just choose one.

• 48:13Speaker 05

  Oh, a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah.

• 48:16Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 48:17Speaker 05

  Politicians need to start waving different because Zoran was doing that shit yesterday and I was like, yo.

• 48:25Mark Gagnon?

  Move the hand.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  He was doing it.

• 48:27Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, he kept doing it. I'm like, yo, just move it a little bit more.

• 48:30Speaker 03

  See, if you like somebody, it's alright, yeah. If you like somebody, it's okay.

• 48:34Mark Gagnon?

  He started waving. He started waving. If he ain't waving, he was gonna get shit tomorrow. They ain't looking for anything right now.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:42Speaker 05

  Alright, well, what's going on outside of Paul's?

• 48:43Speaker 03

  Bro, you seen the Louvre heist? Yeah, I heard they put some woman in charge of security and then she got jacked immediately. Probably stole him herself, greedy ass bitch. What was it, jewelry or paintings?

• 48:53Speaker 05

  Jewelry.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  Jewelry.

• 48:54Speaker 05

  Jewelry.

• 48:55Speaker 03

  Go to her apartment, go to her.

• 48:57Mark Gagnon?

  You didn't hear about it?

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Go to her house.

• 48:59Speaker 05

  Bro, this story is just awesome. It's just, it's just proof that magic still exists in the world, you know what I mean?

• 49:03Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 49:04Speaker 05

  Just a bunch of hot guys broke into the Louvre.

• 49:06Speaker 03

  How do you know they're hot?

• 49:07Speaker 05

  They got photos allegedly that I seen. And they are hot. Pull them up, pull them up, pull up the photos. They're legit so hot. One of the guys is like a...

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Watch your hand, yo.

• 49:15Speaker 05

  Whoa, no, no.

• 49:16Speaker 03

  I know, yeah, see, it's like, you gotta...

• 49:18Speaker 05

  I hit it like this, bro, this is the communist way. But they showed a, a video of him. Apparently, he's like a dirt biker, is the word. That he's like, like a dirt biker.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  Dirt biker.

• 49:27Speaker 05

  He's a dirt biker from like...

• 49:31Speaker 05

  He's a dirt biker from a rough neighborhood, bro, and he snuck in on a cherry picker.

• 49:35Mark Gagnon?

  What race?

• 49:35Speaker 03

  I hate that you don't watch movies.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  This is between... Place on the pines, I know, Jake Gyllenhaal, whatever, Ryan Gosling, type shit.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  I hate this Scooter and Sydney getting paparazzi while taking perfect pictures on a rock in Central Park. That's what the fuck I hate. Scooter, cut that shit out, bro. Cut that shit out, Scoo.

• 49:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, bro, they snuck in, stole a bunch of Napoleon's wives, exes, like jewelry and shit, escaped, dropped one of them while they were escaping.

• 50:03Speaker 03

  No way.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:04Speaker 03

  So they got away with it?

• 50:05Speaker 05

  Hundred mil, and then they were caught like, a week later.

• 50:08Speaker 03

  Where'd they catch him?

• 50:09Speaker 05

  At their apartment. Just chilling.

• 50:12Mark Gagnon?

  Well, did they get all the jewels back?

• 50:13Speaker 05

  I think so, yeah. Oh, no, there's still like, one thing that's gone, and then one of the guys is still at large. One of the dudes that was a part of it, they like, planned it. But like, they popped in, snuck away on a motorcycle.

• 50:24Mark Gagnon?

  Oh, he got nice eyes.

• 50:25Speaker 05

  It's just like a movie, this, this shit is fire.

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Nah, he's handsome.

• 50:28Speaker 05

  Right? Why, why are you not excited about it?

• 50:30Speaker 03

  Is he Arab?

• 50:31Speaker 05

  I think North African. Or like, of North African descent.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  Hmm, yeah.

• 50:35Speaker 08

  Algerian.

• 50:36Speaker 03

  I mean, if he's committing crime in France.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Not a dude from a grand.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  Not in Zoro's New York, bro. You can't say that, bro. That's.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Nah, nah, nah. Nah, he's getting in here, dude. Amnesty.

• 50:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, true.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  What's this right here? Louve Heist? That's how they did it?

• 50:50Speaker 05

  That's them escaping.

• 50:51Speaker 07

  No, that they backed a truck up and they wore a safety vest, looked like they knew what they're doing. They had a guy with a clipboard and everything.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is awesome.

• 51:01Speaker 07

  Backed that shit up.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  It's worth eighty million?

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Hundred mil. It's like a hundred.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  Why were they still at their apartment a week later?

• 51:06Speaker 07

  I don't know. That's why they stole jewels.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  I know about that. Black market? Yeah. Talk to me.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Black market.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  You know what? Thank you. I didn't get it until you said that. Nah, it's tricky. It's like buying a dinosaur skull. You gotta do it illegally.

• 51:22Speaker 07

  That's why they did jewels.

• 51:23Speaker 03

  But there are people that want dinosaur skulls, but you shouldn't be able to buy them. They should be in museums and other places. So you gotta buy it illegally and you gotta buy it from someone who's not gonna say that you bought it. Very difficult to buy a dinosaur skull.

• 51:39Speaker 05

  Who do you know is buying a dinosaur? This guy tried. I feel like this is very personal.

• 51:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. I did try. Very difficult and very expensive and highly risky because you have to do your own tests on it to make sure it's an actual dinosaur skull and not something crafted by a blaster.

• 51:58Speaker 07

  How do you test it?

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Sorry?

• 52:00Speaker 07

  How do you test it?

• 52:00Speaker 05

  Carbon dated.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  I've carbon dated it. I screamed into it.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Played it like a shell a little bit?

• 52:07Speaker 03

  I did. I played it like a shell. That often works. There are other tests that I don't wanna tell you because they'll probably find a workaround for that.

• 52:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, true.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  But I did try to purchase a dinosaur skull and I will not say whether I did or didn't because it's illegal to own something that powerful. Nicolas Cage blew a hundred fifty million dollars on dinosaur skulls. Pygmy heads in two European castles. See? A lot of smart, dignified people that were not addicted to drugs would do things like that. Okay?

• 52:36Speaker 05

  Pygmy heads and European castles.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  Gotta get some pygmy heads, bro.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  I wanna be through that in.

• 52:42Speaker 03

  You never stressed out? You just wanna roll some pygmy heads around your balls?

• 52:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, just as a little add on, like, look, if you take these two skulls there while throwing some pygmy skulls on the side. I need to see a dinosaur skull. Anyway, yeah, you gotta find a buyer who's got crazy money and is willing to be discreet. All right, guys, let's take a break.

• 53:02Speaker 04

  Let's get back to the show. Who's, who did they steal these jewels from?

• 53:06Speaker 05

  Who did they steal the jewels from?

• 53:07Speaker 04

  Like, who did they?

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Where'd they get the jewels?

• 53:13Speaker 05

  That was Napoleon's wives.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  And then where did they get the jewels?

• 53:16Speaker 05

  They stole from India, bro, probably.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  That's what's up. Oh, I'm hype about this. I'm hype, I hope the bodies buy them all back. Buy them all back, yo.

• 53:26Speaker 05

  They probably got them from the French diamond mines. It was like, it was definitely.

• 53:29Speaker 04

  I hope Wakanda buys all them back.

• 53:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They just stole the stolen shit, really.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, get your gift back.

• 53:38Speaker 05

  Which is like, what's the law on that?

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Yeah. Why are you even looking for these guys?

• 53:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, right?

• 53:42Speaker 04

  Stephen Stevens.

• 53:43Speaker 05

  Especially, see, the guy's African. The guy that stole them is, he's taking them home.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 53:49Speaker 05

  It's magic, bro.

• 53:49Speaker 04

  God bless, dude.

• 53:50Speaker 05

  And he's a dirt biker the whole time, just add that in.

• 53:54Speaker 05

  Exactly, badassery right there. That's some real badassery.

• 53:57Speaker 08

  They found him at the airport, that's where he was arrested with a one-way ticket to Algeria.

• 54:01Speaker 05

  Damn. Respect.

• 54:02Speaker 04

  Well, I thought they didn't get arrested.

• 54:04Speaker 05

  No, no, no, there's one of them. One guy's at large.

• 54:07Speaker 08

  A part of the commando team, as they call it.

• 54:10Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 54:11Speaker 05

  That's crazy. Yeah, robbing museums is kind of, uh... It's fire, bro. It's kinda okay.

• 54:17Speaker 04

  It's like kill free.

• 54:18Speaker 05

  It's kill free.

• 54:19Speaker 04

  Cause y'all stole that shit.

• 54:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, especially, cause sometimes it helps. You ever heard of it?

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Except it's a dinosaur skull, that's not stolen, that's God's property.

• 54:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  That's the one thing you shouldn't have.

• 54:27Speaker 05

  Unless you steal it from one of us, allegedly.

• 54:29Speaker 04

  You should really return the dinosaur skull.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  There was a Lou Feige back in the 1900s, you know what happened there? A guy came in.

• 54:37Speaker 04

  Mona Lisa got stolen.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Mona Lisa got stolen.

• 54:38Speaker 04

  Mona Lisa wasn't even a coveted piece of art until it got stolen.

• 54:41Speaker 05

  Gone for two years, empty frame, people would come and take photographs of the empty frame, and then they found it. I had an eternal emission last night. To Mona Lisa?

• 54:49Speaker 08

  He was saying about Da Vinci Code, fucking queer.

• 54:51Speaker 05

  Balls deep in the Mona Lisa, bro. It was crazy. That would be fire. Honestly, think about it. It was crazy. Dude, your brain's its own AI. Yeah, it is. Right? It is.

• 55:03Speaker 04

  Isn't this crazy? The Mona Lisa wasn't even a, it wasn't a hot piece until it got stolen, nobody cared.

• 55:07Speaker 05

  Cause it's mid.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, but that's your, to your point, the only reason it's, cause it got stolen, then the story happened.

• 55:12Speaker 05

  Somebody stole the Mona Lisa?

• 55:16Speaker 03

  This guy is stupid.

• 55:17Speaker 05

  Can we get Mona Lisa World 34?

• 55:19Speaker 03

  Somebody's not, hey, hey, I'm being serious right now. Is somebody stealing that shit? Yes, bro.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  1911.

• 55:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 55:28Speaker 07

  That makes you so mad.

• 55:30Speaker 05

  Oh, that's a girl's a show's a dream.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  No, going to the right, going to the right, there you go.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  That's, bro.

• 55:42Speaker 04

  Too many lines on the soles of her feet, what's going on? She's got binded or what?

• 55:45Speaker 03

  She had a little Pixar bubble she got right there.

• 55:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's actually a nice one.

• 55:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, go to that one right there, golly.

• 55:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, bro.

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Golly.

• 55:53Speaker 05

  They give Da Vinci all this credit when this fucking guy with AI is so much better.

• 55:58Speaker 03

  Yo, go back up, go back up, right there, that one right there, with her cheeks full. Nah, nah, nah, nah, the left, the left one.

• 56:04Speaker 05

  Come on, bro.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  The left one, right there, that was crazy. Look how full her cheeks are, that's crazy. He huffs and she puffs and she blows.

• 56:18Speaker 03

  That's bananas.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  That's fire, dude.

• 56:21Speaker 03

  This shit is bananas.

• 56:23Speaker 05

  Yo.

• 56:24Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 56:24Speaker 05

  The Mona Lisa Hillary Clinton mashup, let's go, dude.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Goodness gracious.

• 56:29Speaker 05

  Fucking SeaWorld. Oh, this is nice, I like this site. So I kinda hope, okay, just fucking, this site specifically. Yeah, this site is nice. So I hope that the one dude stays free. They're also gonna make a movie about this in three years, easily. Nah, they're in production right now.

• 56:44Speaker 04

  But they got caught.

• 56:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, we need to know what happens, there's one guy.

• 56:47Speaker 04

  Leave the man to get away.

• 56:48Speaker 03

  Does one guy get away?

• 56:49Speaker 05

  One guy's gonna get away, boofed all the diamonds.

• 56:51Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 56:53Speaker 03

  The timing on that was fantastic.

• 56:56Speaker 05

  And imagine one.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  That was just.

• 56:58Speaker 04

  It's still around New York, baby.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  A priceless jewel falls out, just imagine, that's how he takes him back to Africa.

• 57:02Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:04Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 57:05Speaker 05

  That shit be fire, man, that shit got me fired up for real. Magic still exists.

• 57:10Speaker 07

  A painting got stolen in 98 that they never got back, so this shit might not come back.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  What was the paint, was it a Rembrandt?

• 57:15Speaker 07

  It was a Renoir, I think.

• 57:17Speaker 03

  I knew it was a Rem.

• 57:20Speaker 07

  I lied to you.

• 57:22Speaker 03

  What was it?

• 57:22Speaker 07

  John Baptiste Camille Carreault.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 57:26Speaker 07

  Who that? But a Renquist painting was stolen in 1990.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  Oh, that was.

• 57:32Speaker 07

  At the same time.

• 57:34Speaker 05

  You always get these mixed up. You always get them mixed up.

• 57:37Speaker 03

  It was, it was stolen, man. So what happened with this, the female security leader?

• 57:44Speaker 05

  Promoted.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  She got promoted?

• 57:45Speaker 05

  She got promoted. Cause now she made these jewels invaluable. Now they're so priceless, it's a new Mona Lisa, everyone's gonna go see him. More money for the loot.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  You think that they do that on purpose?

• 57:54Speaker 05

  They should.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  They gotta be missing for years, though.

• 57:57Speaker 07

  Gotta keep it popping. Someone goes, no, we need a robbery.

• 58:01Speaker 04

  The case gotta be empty and people gotta go take pictures of the case.

• 58:03Speaker 03

  It was empty for a long. Maybe they're trying to entice more robberies. Maybe there hasn't been one for a minute and they're like, yo, we're overdue.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Maybe it's just cause now I'm a socialist, but I hope them jewels stay, they go back to whoever they got stolen from in the first place.

• 58:15Speaker 05

  They're doing this with Egypt, have you heard this? All the Egyptian artifacts gotta go back.

• 58:18Speaker 04

  They're giving pairments back to the Jews?

• 58:19Speaker 05

  They're going. Exactly.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  Why do they have to go back?

• 58:23Speaker 05

  Because they belong to Egypt, property of.

• 58:25Speaker 04

  Wait, give them what back?

• 58:26Speaker 05

  All the Egyptian artifacts around the world gotta go to Egypt based off one Instagram post I saw.

• 58:34Speaker 05

  Including the Egyptians, including the Egyptians. They also gotta go back.

• 58:38Speaker 03

  So they built a big ass museum and they're just like, hey, can we have all our shit back? But right now the museum's like half empty. And they're just gonna hope that the rest of the world has their shit back.

• 58:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  That's really what it is. It's like the biggest museum in the world. I went to the Egyptian museum. No, this is some new shit. Oh, where? The one I went to was ass, I'm not gonna lie.

• 58:56Speaker 04

  Well, that's what they're trying to fix, yo. But they need their shit back. You can't have no Egyptian museum, all our shit's somewhere else.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  Do do. Do do.

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Well, that shit's kind of embarrassing. You have a whole museum and then you have empty placards of like, this is some shit that we want. This is something like, that's just a wishlist.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  Yo, a bunch of museum heists. Government project.

• 59:15Speaker 03

  All right, let me ask you guys something.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  Psyop.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  Let me just, let me just ask you something. Okay.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  Some of, some of, some of these things only have value because Western society placed value on them.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  You hear the story about the Mona Lisa?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  Now we talking. I think it's fitting. I don't know if you've heard it. Now we talking. My point is like,

• 59:43Speaker 03

  if, if somebody went down there and robbed a museum and took their museum shit and put it in the Western Museum, that's fucked up. But if these things were just in the garbage somewhere and somebody went down there like, whoa, like the Sphinx, we had to dust that bitch off. They didn't know what to do with that. Cause he shut his nose off. Nah, we had, yes. But we also had to dust that bitch off. That shit was drowning. It was under sand. We had to dust all the sand off of it. We had to go in there. So.

• 1:00:11Speaker 05

  Maybe they didn't know.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Say again?

• 1:00:13Speaker 05

  They didn't know they were polished.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  That's, if they don't know, then what's the point?

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  They just forget.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  We, we gave it all a value. We gave it a value.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  You know how, you know Shifty would grab your phone and do something cool on it. You're like, I didn't know I could do that. That's what, that's what happened to them.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  It's not his phone. But that's Shifty.

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  That's Shifty. My, my point is, my point is if we took some shit like from the castle, if we took some shit from the museum, if we took some shit that had value, yeah, you gotta give, your jewels in India had value, right? Like you guys knew they were valuable. Now you're talking to me. They took it. Now I'm listening. If we took a, a rickshaw that y'all didn't give a fuck about, cause you're like, oh, that was what we used to drive around back in the day. We didn't really give a fuck about it. And then it became this like ancient relic that was so important to history because the West made it special. And then y'all go, oh, but we actually do think that that's important. We want that back. I say, well, why didn't you have that same energy when we was pillaging?

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  I see, I see the point here.

• 1:01:12Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  Yeah. So we gotta look case by case and see, did you guys care about it?

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  Did you value this at the time or was it something thrown in the garbage? We valued it. Now you see that as value and you're like, oh, we want that back. Cause if we just recycled your garbage, you don't get it back. If we stole something from your castle that you were, that was really important to you, you gotta, that's, you gotta give that back.

• 1:01:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  I like the logic there.

• 1:01:32Speaker 05

  I kinda like that.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Kinda, right?

• 1:01:34Speaker 05

  But also you don't know what you got till it's gone sometimes, you know?

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  That's on you. I believe that. How about this? Crown jewels, you could give them back or you could just pay that country the value of the jewels. Nah, take, take your jewels and find a, a suitor. A gentleman caller. Y'all, y'all want money. Y'all don't want jewels. We want money. Yeah. So now you gotta find somebody to sell them jewels. We could do that. Who knows?

• 1:02:01Speaker 04

  Dog, I know, I know a guy bought two pygmy heads and a dinosaur.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  What color are the jewels?

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  The Koh-i-noor?

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  I believe it's pink.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Fact check, let's see.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  Throw that shit out there.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  Let's see.

• 1:02:17Speaker 04

  Let's see.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  He might be right on this.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  I missed two months of Joey fucking hell looking shit up, so I'm coming in late. I didn't realize this was an establishment.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, bro, it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  Nah, but there's no way I would've got that. I would've just put some Indian jewels.

• 1:02:37Speaker 05

  Bro, the only way I know is there's an Indian restaurant in my town called this.

• 1:02:39Speaker 04

  It's not pink.

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  Beautiful pink diamond.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  It's not pink, I guess.

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  What the, why, why guys would go try to rob the jewels and forget which one it was?

• 1:02:48Speaker 05

  I didn't know what color it was. Hold on, I just wanna see, if you care about the jewels, you gotta know what it looks like.

• 1:02:53Speaker 04

  I don't want, I just want the money, let me just say, I just want the money.

• 1:02:56Speaker 03

  Excuse me, excuse me.

• 1:02:58Speaker 04

  Yes, sir.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  Full of shit. Let me ask you a question, full of shit. When you said pink.

• 1:03:04Speaker 04

  It was a guess.

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  What was going through your head?

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  I thought he was trying to trick me. I thought he was trying to trick me.

• 1:03:08Speaker 05

  What is the trick?

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  Cause I would've just said clear, not that you'd be like, you fucking idiot, it's not clear.

• 1:03:13Speaker 05

  It was not clear either, bro, that shit is blue, that shit is blue.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  I like that, I like that you went for it though. That's the fire. The whole internet.

• 1:03:24Speaker 04

  Gotta watch and be wrong.

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  They could send you in there and be like, pick the crown jewels, you'd be like, ah, fuck it.

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  I just want the money.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  I think it's pink. Have you ever seen Beetlejuice on Howard Stern's show? When he asks them the math questions? He's like, what is three plus two? And he goes, nine.

• 1:03:47Speaker 05

  Immediately, doesn't even think about it. That's nine, I think nine.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  That's nine.

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  You're gonna go with nine. I mean, what are you gonna say if you go back to India and you got a pink diamond?

• 1:03:56Speaker 04

  We just want the money, like I said, y'all can keep the diamond, that's why I proposed this whole thing. Keep the jewel, give me the money.

• 1:04:03Speaker 03

  How much is it, you a wolf?

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's a good, that's a good yawn.

• 1:04:06Speaker 03

  It's only worth what someone will pay for it.

• 1:04:08Speaker 04

  Three hundred billion dollars.

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  Fucking Dr. Evil.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  I think we just give them back, bro.

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  Ah, hey, we would take that too, cause then we can find a suitor.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  I don't think anybody's buying that.

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  People are crazy, don't think people buying that?

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  Just make a lab diamond.

• 1:04:22Speaker 04

  You don't think Jay-Z will buy that?

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  You out of your mind?

• 1:04:27Speaker 05

  Who?

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  Jay-Z would buy it, Lil Uzi Vert would buy it, turn it into a grill. Somebody would buy that shit dude.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  Nah, people need to have money to buy things.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  How much is the value of that diamond?

• 1:04:38Speaker 05

  That's a good question.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a replica. It's a ref.

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  Oh shit dude.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  The real one, the real one could be pink.

• 1:04:43Speaker 05

  It could be fully pink, but that shit's probably pink dude. Oh, it's priceless.

• 1:04:49Speaker 08

  Literally considered priceless.

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  Value between 500 million and 6 billion, I mean, that's crazy.

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  Seems like a big swing.

• 1:04:55Speaker 04

  The Umbanis could afford that, zero problems. Zero problems.

• 1:04:59Speaker 05

  But priceless though, that's, that's a tough leverage point to start a negotiation.

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  6 billion dollars, we'll take it.

• 1:05:04Speaker 05

  It came down to a price really bad.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  6 billion dollars?

• 1:05:07Speaker 05

  It's priceless or this price of money.

• 1:05:09Speaker 04

  1000%, you talk to him in India.

• 1:05:11Speaker 05

  That's a good point.

• 1:05:12Speaker 04

  No, this thing's priceless.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  That is a good point. It is negotiable. So are you gonna, you guys gotta give back Jaguar though? Then it's all even.

• 1:05:19Speaker 04

  The car company?

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Speaker 04

  Take that shitty ass car, we don't really fucking want that.

• 1:05:24Speaker 05

  Wait, what?

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Dada Motors owns Jaguar.

• 1:05:26Speaker 07

  And they ruined it, did you see that?

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  Damn, that's rage. Bin dog shit.

• 1:05:30Speaker 07

  No, as payback, the, the rebrand of Jaguar is insane and I swear to god.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  You think they did it on purpose?

• 1:05:35Speaker 07

  I swear to god.

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  Oh, the gay guy who's like identity politics in it?

• 1:05:38Speaker 07

  Yeah, he made it look wild.

• 1:05:40Speaker 04

  That's Cracker Barrel.

• 1:05:41Speaker 07

  But I think it was India getting their get back.

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  Like, let's destroy this British institution.

• 1:05:46Speaker 07

  Remember James Bond, gay car?

• 1:05:48Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  Wait, but was Jaguar James Bond?

• 1:05:52Speaker 07

  For a while, he also drove.

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  Aston Martin.

• 1:05:55Speaker 07

  He also drove Jaguar, he drove a, he drove a Toyota at one point too.

• 1:05:59Speaker 04

  Oh, that's fire dude.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  Miles, what are you talking about?

• 1:06:03Speaker 07

  He used to wear Rolex and now, I, yeah.

• 1:06:05Speaker 04

  Miles Toyota?

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  He didn't drive a fucking Toyota.

• 1:06:08Speaker 07

  Yes he did, pull it up.

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  Pull that shit up Joey.

• 1:06:11Speaker 07

  He, he used to wear Rolexes and then he wore Omega after a while. He also at one point wore like, oh, there's an off brand I can't think of for his watch. But yeah, he had a Toyota.

• 1:06:23Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 1:06:24Speaker 07

  2000 GT in You Only Live Twice.

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  See that?

• 1:06:29Speaker 07

  There's a famous scene, he's going up a.

• 1:06:31Speaker 04

  Sometimes you guessing that shit is right.

• 1:06:33Speaker 07

  I didn't guess, I took a, I read all this shit. I did, I did take class on James Bond 007 shit.

• 1:06:40Speaker 04

  Man, bro.

• 1:06:41Speaker 03

  Go down, go down.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  And move it over. So I could read the writing. Go down. The car was driven by Japanese Agent Aki. Who used it to drive Bond to meetings and rescue him from various dangerous situations, including a car chase that ended. So he didn't drive it? So James Bond didn't drive it? He does drive it.

• 1:07:05Mark Gagnon?

  I don't know, it said somebody drove him. I don't know, my. He was a little shaky, the light right there.

• 1:07:13Speaker 03

  I'm starting to love. This is all time fact check. Here we go. Oh, there he is, driving it. Hold on. He wasn't driving it because the steering wheel's on the other side, my G. He let the woman drive it? Yep. Yeah, that's actually a great point. We literally see him driving it. The girl is driving it. They're honking at pedestrians and shit. The girl is driving, she's behind the wheel. Dumbass. No, he's not. You're wrong, you're wrong. They would never let him drive the car. They're overseas, they drive on the right. They drive on the right side. Not every country overseas. In Japan. Oh, not Japan, I don't know, maybe you're right. Well, yeah, it's a Jap car, a Japanese car.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  It's a Jewish American princess car. So he wasn't driving it, and they would never let him drive it.

• 1:08:01Mark Gagnon?

  Wait, wait, wait, I gotta stick my feet in it first before you start.

• 1:08:06Speaker 03

  See, look, she's driving it. She said, get in the car, let's go.

• 1:08:09Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah. See, you're wrong, Miles.

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  Miles, come on, bro. Miles, you know the golden diamond is pink, yo?

• 1:08:15Mark Gagnon?

  You're fired.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  Bro, there's no scene where he's driving it, man.

• 1:08:21Mark Gagnon?

  Bond would never drive it to you.

• 1:08:22Speaker 03

  They would never let Bond drive a Japanese car. Find it. Nah. She's driving. Whipping it. She's driving crazy, too. You don't think that there's a, like a rule against this in the production of the film? Like Aston Martin's spending millions of dollars probably to make sure. Say again? Not in the 60s, he just drove an Aston Martin because it was written that way. Here we go again. He also had a Rolex in the books. So you don't think that there was any financial incentive for him to drive specific cars?

• 1:08:51Speaker 07

  It was just, it was just written that way.

• 1:08:53Speaker 03

  But after the success of the franchise and it becoming, you know, incredibly-

• 1:08:59Speaker 07

  There was, yeah, of course, later on. I don't think by, I don't think in 67 there was a, a, a, like, financial backing at that point. I'm trying to think of the term.

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  So then why is the girl driving and not the masculine lead of the movie?

• 1:09:14Speaker 07

  I'm gonna find the scene where he does drive that car.

• 1:09:16Speaker 03

  Miles, come on, find it, quick. Do you really think, Miles, like, I want you to ask yourself, just ask yourself this question. Take a moment to ponder it.

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  You're asking yourself.

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  Do you think that in 1967, given the nature of, you know, the politics, especially in Great Britain, a war that was fought, you know, not 15 years before, against a country that might be-

• 1:09:41Speaker 04

  21 years ago. How quickly we forget.

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  James Bond driving a fucking Japanese movie.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, maybe, maybe longer than that, sorry. But, uh, but do you think that James Bond will be driving a Japanese car? Or do you think it's more likely that the guy who always drives a British car because he is a British Superman would be probably driving a British car?

• 1:10:04Speaker 07

  He drove a British car because it's written that way. There are other cars he's driven.

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  Why do you think it was written that way?

• 1:10:10Speaker 07

  Because Ian Fleming was sort of a brand whore.

• 1:10:13Speaker 03

  Or do you think it's like, this is supposed to be the most British person, so maybe he should be in the British thing?

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  You're losing and you're trusting Joey to find it on Google, so I think you should-

• 1:10:22Speaker 07

  Omega's like his watch brand. It's not a British brand.

• 1:10:25Speaker 04

  Wow, look at this.

• 1:10:26Speaker 07

  Do you know what I mean?

• 1:10:27Speaker 04

  Aston Martin does not pay James Bond to exclusively drive their cars.

• 1:10:31Speaker 03

  But-

• 1:10:32Speaker 04

  Pays the film production for product placement. But that's a fucking same thing.

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, James Bond, it does, isn't a real person.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  One chuck to James Bond, please.

• 1:10:44Speaker 07

  Can you ask Joey BT Joey?

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  I don't know, man.

• 1:10:49Mark Gagnon?

  So you think it was just pure coincidence that he wasn't driving the Toyota?

• 1:10:53Speaker 07

  No, but I, maybe in that exact scene, but I'm saying he's driven other cars, he wears other.

• 1:10:57Mark Gagnon?

  But do you think that there are brand limitations for James Bond?

• 1:11:00Speaker 07

  In modern day, post 2000, but no, not.

• 1:11:03Mark Gagnon?

  Back in the day, you don't think there are any brand limitations?

• 1:11:05Speaker 07

  Watch the old ones, they're like zany, like goofy films. I don't think there was anyone like.

• 1:11:10Speaker 05

  That's awesome powers, bro.

• 1:11:10Mark Gagnon?

  Yeah, he was mixing it up.

• 1:11:12Speaker 07

  But I don't think anyone was like protective of James Bond in the 60s and 70s. This is once again, one of those arguments we've gone too far and I'd love to talk about Zaron Mamdani's Queen, Queen link program, which is way more boring, but way more fun.

• 1:11:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're letting the liberals divide us already, bro.

• 1:11:25Speaker 07

  Also, I got a good video I sent to Joey about Zaron's, uh, New York City.

• 1:11:31Mark Gagnon?

  It was a somewhat okay pivot. We'll take it. We'll take it.

• 1:11:35Speaker 05

  All right, what is this?

• 1:11:36Mark Gagnon?

  Who's this long-faced bitch?

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  This is offensive.

• 1:11:47Mark Gagnon?

  Why would he do?

• 1:11:47Speaker 04

  This is truly so offensive.

• 1:11:50Speaker 05

  What is this?

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  It's just a woman wearing a niqab. Like, you guys think that's funny?

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  That's fucked up.

• 1:11:55Speaker 04

  That's offensive, dude.

• 1:11:56Mark Gagnon?

  All right, what else happening in the world? Anything?

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  I mean, New York City Marathon was a vibe.

• 1:12:00Mark Gagnon?

  I've been, oh, I've been wanting to see this Whitney Houston challenge.

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, what is this Whitney Houston challenge?

• 1:12:05Mark Gagnon?

  Like, I purposely didn't watch it so we could see it here.

• 1:12:09Speaker 04

  Al, come on.

• 1:12:10Mark Gagnon?

  I didn't. I sort of got.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  I was training.

• 1:12:12Mark Gagnon?

  I have no idea.

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  I was practicing all week.

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  Purposely. He was on white.

• 1:12:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:17Mark Gagnon?

  I don't open TikTok. Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey, man.

• 1:12:22Speaker 07

  It's his own note.

• 1:12:23Mark Gagnon?

  Joey, man. Joey, it's, it's funny, but it's not at all.

• 1:12:28Speaker 04

  He's been talking to us about this fucking Whitney Houston challenge.

• 1:12:32Mark Gagnon?

  It's funny, but it's not at all. You need to get all the links up before the pod. Just have them ready to go.

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  He's using his left hand, that's the problem. You gotta go righty.

• 1:12:40Speaker 07

  That's true.

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Speaker 07

  I'm left-handed though, unfortunately.

• 1:12:50Speaker 03

  Oh. You gotta try to get it with the beat, with the drum. Oh shit. And I... Banger.

• 1:12:59Speaker 03

  Oh, you kinda hit that, bro, with your new voice. I kinda did with my new voice. With your new voice is nice. Oh wow, Arst Dog brought an actual drum? With a microphone? Thank you, Arst Dog. Oh, that's fire. Thank you, my little Arst Dogs. Bro. Alright, let's hear it. Recording.

• 1:13:14Speaker 03

  That sound, that sound is fire. Alright, ready? Go, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me. Alright, ready? Yeah.

• 1:13:21Speaker 03

  No, you can't have a visual aid. Can't show it. No visual aid? No visual aid.

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  No, no, no. It doesn't count because of the whole visual aid, no. Nah, you missed it. You can't do that with the visual aid. Try to give him no visual aid. Try to give him no visual aid.

• 1:13:46Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 1:13:47Speaker 07

  That was close.

• 1:13:48Speaker 03

  Not bad, not bad. That was a little early, not bad. Alright.

• 1:13:52Speaker 07

  You ready?

• 1:13:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:00Speaker 03

  You are so off. Wow, it's unbelievable. Jesus Christ. It's unbelievable how off you are. Yo, Wendy's turning into a grave, man.

• 1:14:17Speaker 03

  Well, I need a little lead, a little lead, give me a little lead. No, no, no. Give me a little lead. Same, I need a little lead. Same, I need a little lead. Same, I need a little lead. You put a different song on, that was a different song. You sped that up.

• 1:14:34Speaker 03

  You gave him more.

• 1:14:38Speaker 03

  You...

• 1:14:40Speaker 07

  Give me a little lead.

• 1:14:41Speaker 03

  Mike, give me a little lead right now. You old shit. Alright, hit me, hit me, I got it right now. I need a little lead. I got it right now. I need a little lead. Whatever you need, it don't matter, I got it.

• 1:14:57Speaker 03

  Damn. Almost there. Last one, last one. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Fuck, I...

• 1:15:04Speaker 03

  I like this shit.

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's one more beat past whatever you think it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in Mark's case... You don't want to be holding it like a fucking... No. Alright, ready? Yeah.

• 1:15:24Speaker 03

  Why you keep looking at me, dude?

• 1:15:30Speaker 05

  No!

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  Oh shit! Oh my god! Frankie, we did it! We did it! We did it, I was good.

• 1:15:40Speaker 05

  That was incredible!

• 1:15:42Speaker 03

  That was cinematic! Yeah, I get credit, I get credit for that. Assalamu alaikum everybody! Allah Akbar, New York forever!

• 1:15:50Speaker 05

  Thank you! Ayatollah!

• 1:15:53Speaker 00

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• 1:15:55Speaker 09

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• 1:15:57Speaker 00

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