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1:27 Speaker 03 Welcome back to Spin vs. History. I'm joined by Horatio Gold. Hello. This is part two of our Thai cave rescue series.
1:35 Speaker 04 The greatest thing to happen this century.
1:37 Speaker 03 Honda, what's that? Well, 9/11. Since 9/11, I'd say this is one of the greatest things.
1:44 Speaker 04 Yeah. This was sort of the Thai 9/11, in a way.
1:46 Speaker 03 Thai 9/11, yeah.
1:48 Speaker 04 Thai 9/11, but it was...
1:50 Speaker 03 12.
1:51 Speaker 04 It was tie nine eleven if an autistic British guy punched the plane out the sky. Or like drove a plane, drove a plane into the plane that was going into the building to stop the building being hit.
2:02 Speaker 03 So there's a plane in the air.
2:03 Speaker 04 He sees that the plane's going there and he's built his own small plane and he decides to get it.
2:09 Speaker 03 I will nine eleven that nine eleven plane.
2:11 Speaker 04 So nine eleven to the nine eleven plane.
2:13 Speaker 03 I think you've, you know, for me, nine eleven, as I've said many times, is unimprovable.
2:18 Speaker 04 Yeah.
2:18 Speaker 03 As a, as an event.
2:20 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
2:21 Speaker 03 I just think it's pure cinema.
2:23 Speaker 04 Aesthetically, it's pretty, it is beautiful.
2:26 Speaker 03 It is.
2:26 Speaker 04 In the horror, it's beautiful.
2:27 Speaker 03 It's genuinely beautiful. Me watching nine eleven for the first time is like American Beauty where he's watching the plastic bag.
2:38 Speaker 04 What's a young boy?
2:39 Speaker 03 I'm spellbound. Yeah. I'm an eleven year old, just absolutely spellbound by it. Yeah.
2:45 Speaker 03 Yeah. By the way, I'm not getting out of a tie cave if I'm, if I'm eleven.
2:49 Speaker 04 Well, actually, speaking about you as a young fat boy, when we did our Always Be Comedy gig at the Chelsea venue.
2:56 Speaker 03 Yes.
2:57 Speaker 04 There was someone who went to school with you.
2:58 Speaker 03 Oh, really?
2:59 Speaker 04 And he chose to show me a photo that you might remember. Charlie, can we get that photo up? Do you notice who this man is?
3:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, I remember that shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
3:08 Speaker 04 And then let's play the video, Charlie. So, oh.
3:12 Speaker 03 Emma Watson. I've always said I went to school with Emma Watson. Fucking hell.
3:17 Speaker 04 Is that not one of the greatest photos ever taken?
3:21 Speaker 03 That's incredible.
3:22 Speaker 04 Look at this.
3:23 Speaker 03 Who was it?
3:23 Speaker 04 It's Hawaiian shirt, fat tailor, sad, dejected, sort of moving like a sort of cruise ship in the background. And in the foreground, lit.
3:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
3:37 Speaker 04 Cinematically is a young Emma Watson. Has she been cast in Harry Potter at this stage?
3:42 Speaker 03 Looks like it.
3:43 Speaker 04 Yeah. So this sort of Hollywood superstar in the making.
3:48 Speaker 04 In the shadows.
3:49 Speaker 03 Guy Fieri is prowling.
3:52 Speaker 03 Fuck. Who was it then?
3:54 Speaker 04 I don't remember his name.
3:55 Speaker 03 Oh, man.
3:56 Speaker 04 But he's sending the actual photo here to the studio.
3:59 Speaker 03 Oh, that'd be... Fuck, that's so good.
4:00 Speaker 04 But I couldn't believe my luck.
4:02 Speaker 03 You've kept that in your back pocket?
4:03 Speaker 04 I kept it in my back pocket. I was trying to find the right moment to do it. I had like three episodes and I decided this one was the right one.
4:09 Speaker 03 Oh, man.
4:09 Speaker 04 But it's the... We're gonna have it in the studio. It's the perfect...
4:13 Speaker 03 Saddest.
4:15 Speaker 04 Everything you described yourself, it's the Hawaiian shirt, you know. You're so... you're so rejected.
4:22 Speaker 03 What's amazing, I've been trying, there is a photo that I'm thinking of that I've seen and I can't find. Of me at my biggest. And I've talked about this before, but the deep level of shame I feel when I look at it.
4:33 Speaker 04 But even like the famous fat one with you looking, there's a real sheepishness to you. Because you seem, you seem a sheepish... Whenever there's the fat young tailor, he seems a sheepish.
4:42 Speaker 03 This is a middle-aged man. This is me walking away from a darts hockey.
4:49 Speaker 04 What's a darts hockey?
4:50 Speaker 03 Which way you stand.
4:51 Speaker 04 Oh, right, right.
4:52 Speaker 03 It's after, this is after a darts player.
4:54 Speaker 04 It looks like it's gone well.
4:54 Speaker 03 I'm fucking Luke Littler. After I've thrown, I'm turned away to get another swig of ale.
5:01 Speaker 04 But you know, zoom out, it's just, it's so beautifully framed, this, this image.
5:05 Speaker 03 I've always said I went to school with Emma Watson.
5:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, I know. It's just, it just like, you both had, you're both gonna have, certainly at the end, you're both gonna have... You're both gonna have very storied careers and it's gonna be historic photo.
5:15 Speaker 03 I just look, I look, yeah, it looks like, it looks like Gavin Plumb in Holly Willoughby.
5:26 Speaker 04 Did you ever speak? I couldn't believe it.
5:28 Speaker 03 I pulled her hair in year three and she didn't invite me to her birthday party. All because she didn't invite me to her birthday. I can't remember.
5:35 Speaker 04 It's so good. It's very different, the, you can see that this is the difference between who becomes an actress and who becomes a comedian. Because when you grow up, it's like, a lot of being an actress, you have to have just sort of genetic, sort of, you're a genetic freak with how everything lines up. Comedians, you have to...
5:50 Speaker 03 We're thinking about genetic freaks.
5:52 Speaker 04 Comedians, you have to overcome something. So that's, if you wanna know the difference between why someone becomes an actress and why someone becomes a comedian, it's this photo right here.
6:00 Speaker 03 It's also amazing to do like a Question of Sport thing where, which one of these, now in the public eye, will go on to make a speech to the UN about feminism? It's exactly who you think.
6:09 Speaker 04 It might not be, because you might have the option...
6:11 Speaker 03 I've still got that in my locker.
6:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, because you might go in the UN saying feminism's bollocks.
6:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a load of shit. Everything Emma Watson talked about was horseshit.
6:19 Speaker 04 Oh, so good.
6:21 Speaker 05 He is a cruise ship, you're right.
6:22 Speaker 04 He is a cruise ship.
6:23 Speaker 03 But I remember that shirt I had, where did I get it? Did I get it in France? And now, what's fascinating is that now, I mean Charlie, that's the kind of shirt you'd wear.
6:32 Speaker 04 Yeah.
6:32 Speaker 05 Is it?
6:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
6:33 Speaker 05 I don't know if it is.
6:34 Speaker 03 You're wearing a kind of lesbian aunt shirt right now.
6:37 Speaker 04 I don't know. No, I don't know if he's got.
6:39 Speaker 05 I'm not wearing fucking Hawaiian shirts.
6:40 Speaker 04 The Hawaiian's quite an next level. I mean, it does look like you might grow up to get some Thai boys out of a cave, though.
6:47 Speaker 03 Yes, yes. But what I'm saying is that that shirt now, that kind of shirt now, you see, you see people with moustaches in, in East London wearing that shirt.
6:57 Speaker 04 I don't know if it's that shirt.
6:58 Speaker 03 They're wearing it better than I did, I'm not saying.
7:01 Speaker 04 I think there's a, there's a specific difference that the.
7:03 Speaker 05 This is really depressing.
7:05 Speaker 03 No, it is depressing. I'm not saying it's not depressing.
7:07 Speaker 05 This isn't cool at all.
7:08 Speaker 03 I'm not saying it's cool. I'm just saying that you could put that shirt on a guy that's not depressing and fat and it would work.
7:14 Speaker 05 Maybe.
7:15 Speaker 03 I quite, I, I can't remember that shirt because it was soft and I didn't sweat as much in it.
7:20 Speaker 04 In the shadows.
7:21 Speaker 03 In the shadows.
7:22 Speaker 04 Haunting.
7:23 Speaker 03 Haunting Emma Watson.
7:24 Speaker 04 But it feels like it's a shark. You're, you're, it looks like you're, does this the night you pulled her hair? Because it looks like you're snaking. Are you?
7:33 Speaker 03 This is way, this is way, way older. This must be when we were at, uh.
7:37 Speaker 04 I mean, it's two British icons, to be honest. This is a.
7:41 Speaker 03 Fuck me. What, mate, how is he, why does he have that photo of this guy?
7:44 Speaker 04 I don't know. I don't know why he showed me and not you. I don't know.
7:47 Speaker 03 Why has he got a photo of Emma Watson?
7:49 Speaker 04 I think because his mum took it.
7:51 Speaker 03 Right.
7:52 Speaker 04 And he was going through an old shoebox of photos and he saw.
7:55 Speaker 03 Unless it's Emma Watson's brother, who I think listens to the pod.
7:58 Speaker 04 It's not Emma Watson's brother, I don't think.
8:00 Speaker 03 Well, there you go. Wow. What an amazing piece of lore that is.
8:06 Speaker 05 Is she in Harry Potter at this point?
8:07 Speaker 03 I think she might be. There was a point at school where she was in Harry Potter and like she had security guards and stuff and it was all a bit intense.
8:15 Speaker 05 You're like, you're a bollocks.
8:17 Speaker 04 Charlie, what was that?
8:18 Speaker 03 I didn't, I didn't speak like that. I didn't speak like that.
8:21 Speaker 04 Rude.
8:22 Speaker 05 You fucking bollocks.
8:25 Speaker 03 But I'd, I'd auditioned to be, um, is it one of the Dudley, the fat, the fat one?
8:31 Speaker 04 No.
8:32 Speaker 03 Yeah. Yeah. I'm not telling you that, I've said that before. I didn't get very far. They were like, no, that's too, that's horrible. He can't be in the film.
8:39 Speaker 04 Get a picture of Dudley up.
8:41 Speaker 03 Is it Dudley? Is that what his name is?
8:42 Speaker 04 Dudley, he's the horrible older brother.
8:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
8:50 Speaker 04 Wait, did they come round your school?
8:52 Speaker 03 Yeah.
8:52 Speaker 04 On an audition drive?
8:53 Speaker 03 Yeah.
8:54 Speaker 04 So was everyone doing for different parts?
8:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, I wasn't going for Harry.
8:59 Speaker 03 I was going for the, is it Dudley or was it?
9:01 Speaker 05 Dudley, Dudley, Dudley.
9:03 Speaker 03 Dudley Dursley, yeah, one of the Dursleys, yeah, that was me.
9:05 Speaker 04 Evil.
9:05 Speaker 05 But Dudley's got like a, Dudley's got kind of a shine on him, whereas this is like oil tanker.
9:10 Speaker 03 Well, listen.
9:11 Speaker 04 Charlie, what?
9:12 Speaker 03 Listen.
9:13 Speaker 04 He's already said he's auditioned for Dudley, don't go like, no, you're not as charming as Dudley Dursley.
9:18 Speaker 05 Like Dudley had to have a bit of.
9:19 Speaker 03 No, but this is after I've not got Dudley, okay?
9:21 Speaker 04 Is that why you're so sad?
9:22 Speaker 03 Yes.
9:23 Speaker 04 Because the Dudley.
9:23 Speaker 03 Because I was like, well, at least I may have, maybe I'm Dudley, and then I'm just hulking around. Anyway, anyway.
9:30 Speaker 04 Anyway.
9:31 Speaker 03 We've gone slightly off topic.
9:32 Speaker 04 Sorry, apologies.
9:34 Speaker 03 God. So 13 members of a Thai football team are trapped in a cave. They have been found alive by a crack squad of English autistic men.
9:45 Speaker 04 The A-team.
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12:53 Speaker 03 They have been in the cave for 10 days by this point. Um, now, shall we place 2018?
12:59 Speaker 04 We did it pretty well last time. Is this, are we gonna do it again in like, so we do 28 as a year?
13:04 Speaker 03 I would say 28.
13:04 Speaker 04 Because the nearer to the time, we have to be tight as hell.
13:07 Speaker 03 Because we all remember things. So, uh, this is pre-trust.
13:11 Speaker 04 Yep.
13:11 Speaker 03 Uh, it's pre-trust. It, uh, who's, it must be Theresa May at this point.
13:16 Speaker 04 Is this, is this May's, May's world, we're just living in it?
13:20 Speaker 03 She stands down in 2019, I believe.
13:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, so this is Theresa May years.
13:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, the May, has the Maybot happened? Has the Maybot happened? I think the Maybot's actually quite early on. I think Maybot may be 2017.
13:34 Speaker 04 Uh, and it's before the tears outside Downing Street.
13:37 Speaker 03 Yes.
13:38 Speaker 04 I, the country I love.
13:42 Speaker 03 Fucking, come on, love.
13:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think we've all, now, now that May's not in power, I think there's now fondness towards May. Do you know what I mean? There's like a nostalgia for May. Do you not think?
13:52 Speaker 03 Nostalgia.
13:53 Speaker 04 The fist is prominent.
13:54 Speaker 03 Nostalgia for trust. Yeah.
13:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, you feel, you see her do the Maybot and you think, ah, you know, that's sweet.
14:01 Speaker 03 I, I wanna see the trust bot.
14:03 Speaker 04 Of course you do.
14:04 Speaker 03 Trust comes out.
14:04 Speaker 04 You'd get, you'd get fucking singles, we'd put it there in her, in her pants.
14:10 Speaker 03 Pennies, putting pennies in trust's bra.
14:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, it doesn't really work. That's why stripping doesn't ever took off in the UK. Cause we don't have small enough, uh, change.
14:18 Speaker 03 Paper, paper money.
14:19 Speaker 04 Yeah.
14:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, we're too stingy.
14:20 Speaker 04 Yeah, we're just, we've got thick two pound coins.
14:22 Speaker 03 The women aren't, the women aren't fit enough and the notes aren't small enough.
14:27 Speaker 04 Yeah.
14:27 Speaker 03 You know, you'd have to, they'd have to be really fit to put a fiver in.
14:30 Speaker 04 Yeah.
14:30 Speaker 03 Yep, it's, uh, it's, it's post Maybot and it's his pre.
14:35 Speaker 04 The country I love. Yeah.
14:37 Speaker 03 Uh, now, the, the boys are on a little beach, little sort of ledge in the cave system. Uh, now, I didn't realise this, Coach Aki, who's the assistant coach, he had taught the boys meditation to conserve oxygen. Cause he was a monk.
14:50 Speaker 04 And we'll see when we do the Chilean miners series on the Patreon.
14:54 Speaker 03 Yes.
14:54 Speaker 04 The cultural differences about, to be honest, if you want anyone, if you want people stuck in a cave.
15:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, you want ties.
15:01 Speaker 04 It's this era that, you want Buddhists.
15:03 Speaker 03 Yes.
15:03 Speaker 04 They're built to do nothing and like, yeah, I think.
15:06 Speaker 03 Exist in the moment.
15:07 Speaker 04 Yes, in the way that is, I'm glad that Chernobyl happened in Russia.
15:10 Speaker 03 Yes.
15:11 Speaker 04 And Fukushima happened in, um.
15:12 Speaker 03 Japan.
15:13 Speaker 04 Japan. I'm glad that this happened in Thailand. Cause they seem like a peaceful.
15:17 Speaker 03 Yes.
15:17 Speaker 04 Meditative people.
15:18 Speaker 03 We'll get into what Latino men.
15:22 Speaker 03 Fight over.
15:23 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean, it's more, it's also a story of the difference between the innocence of boys and the filth of men.
15:28 Speaker 03 Yes, minors as well. It's minors versus minors, isn't it?
15:32 Speaker 04 Yeah.
15:33 Speaker 03 So he's teaching the boys to just exist in the moment, to conserve oxygen, but we must remember it's fairy, fairy, fairy, fairy.
15:40 Speaker 04 I wouldn't want to be present because my present is shit.
15:42 Speaker 03 Smelly, it's so smelly.
15:43 Speaker 04 I would be thinking about the future the whole time.
15:45 Speaker 03 They've got a poo, they've got a poo patch and then they've got the drinking patch and they've got a piss patch.
15:49 Speaker 04 Yeah.
15:50 Speaker 03 And there's 13 of them.
15:51 Speaker 04 Yeah.
15:51 Speaker 03 I mean, the smell must be unthinkable.
15:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
15:55 Speaker 03 Anyway, what is it?
15:56 Speaker 05 Can't they just go poo in the water?
15:58 Speaker 03 No, because that's their drinking water.
15:59 Speaker 04 Charlie, this is how you would, you would be so dead.
16:01 Speaker 03 Dead, immediately dead.
16:03 Speaker 04 You'd contaminate your only drinking source.
16:04 Speaker 03 They drink clean water from, that's dripping from stalactites, so they're like.
16:07 Speaker 04 Yes.
16:08 Speaker 05 There you go.
16:10 Speaker 03 Well, they're sort of like.
16:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:13 Speaker 03 They're doing that to survive.
16:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
16:15 Speaker 03 We've had the breakthrough on the 2nd of July, they found the boys, they then have to go again, but John Valanthan, who's a scout leader, he does like a sort of motivational, like.
16:24 Speaker 04 Yes, of course.
16:25 Speaker 03 Hip hip hooray.
16:26 Speaker 04 Because he's got like a little bit of, he's got human empathy.
16:28 Speaker 03 He's a scout leader, so he knows how to corral a group of children. In the documentary, Rick's like, I've spent most of my life trying to avoid children. But now, is he saying that there's some kind of restraining order? We don't know.
16:41 Speaker 04 Yeah, we don't know.
16:41 Speaker 03 But John Valanthan's like, you know, I've been in control of large groups of children before and I know what gets spirits up.
16:47 Speaker 04 And what does he, what does he do?
16:48 Speaker 03 So hip hip hooray for the, for the British and for the Australians. And, and the tide's just like, nah, nah, hungry, hungry now.
16:55 Speaker 04 No, no, hip hip, hooray. Let's play zipzap boing.
16:59 Speaker 03 And that, that footage goes around the world and it's a, it's a miracle. And the Buddhist monk from Myanmar coached, what's he called? Boon Chum.
17:06 Speaker 04 Boon, Boon, yeah.
17:07 Speaker 03 Boon Chum.
17:08 Speaker 05 Pum Tang.
17:09 Speaker 03 Sorry?
17:09 Speaker 04 Pum Tang.
17:10 Speaker 03 Pooty Tang, whatever his name is. He, he's suddenly hailed as a hero. But remember his prophecy, he'd said the boys are alive, but it will take two lives to save them. So Navy SEALs begin going in to deliver the boys high calorie gels and medical supplies, the kind of supplements you bother yourself with.
17:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:30 Speaker 03 And sort of like. Bars and powder.
17:32 Speaker 04 Sat doing this all day, I'll be having these high calorie gels.
17:34 Speaker 03 Yeah. So if you're trapped there, you'll be like, oh brilliant.
17:36 Speaker 04 For lunch.
17:37 Speaker 03 Lunch. But they're like, can I have, you know, can I have like a
17:39 Speaker 04 Can I have fibre powder please?
17:40 Speaker 03 Papyrus salad or something. And you're like, I love a grenade bar.
17:43 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:43 Speaker 03 The round trip to the boys, which we are still trying to work, Charlie's still trying to work out how many human bum holes this is.
17:49 Speaker 04 Cause he seems to have got the numbers way off.
17:51 Speaker 03 Yeah, he can't even work that out.
17:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:54 Speaker 03 Let alone dwarf bum holes.
17:55 Speaker 04 He said, like, it was the length of 3,000 dwarfs or 36 million bums.
18:00 Speaker 03 Which means that a dwarf is about a million bums. Which is not true. Can't be true.
18:06 Speaker 05 Can't be true.
18:06 Speaker 03 So the round trip takes the boy, that takes the diver six hours, three hours there, three hours back. Some of the route is only 38 centimetres wide.
18:15 Speaker 04 But this is the thing, what's so crazy is there's obviously, you see the caving videos, that's mad. You're squeezing through these like gaps. When you've got the scuba gear, when you're passing your oxygen tank through.
18:26 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:26 Speaker 04 And then putting yourself through and you're underwater and it's dark. It's just like.
18:30 Speaker 03 And there's a line. So at all points, they are, they are putting a line, the rope, through the case system. So there's always something to hang on to, which is one of the core tenants of caving. Is that you always have a line that you never, you never let go of.
18:47 Speaker 05 I've actually found the truth now.
18:49 Speaker 03 Okay.
18:49 Speaker 05 It is, the way to the boys and back is 196,850 normal human bums or regular human bums. And if you're doing dwarf bums, it would be 281,215 dwarf bums.
19:06 Speaker 04 Okay, good.
19:06 Speaker 05 To get them together.
19:07 Speaker 04 That seems a bit more.
19:08 Speaker 03 That sounds reasonable.
19:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, reasonable.
19:09 Speaker 05 I'm not sure where the million came from.
19:10 Speaker 04 I don't know where the 36.
19:11 Speaker 03 36 million bums.
19:13 Speaker 05 I can't even imagine it.
19:15 Speaker 04 Try imagining it.
19:16 Speaker 03 There's a difference between a Holocaust and a Holocaust denier, isn't it?
19:19 Speaker 05 Yeah.
19:19 Speaker 03 Yeah. 6 million plays 200,000.
19:22 Speaker 04 But are we Holocaust denying his bum number?
19:25 Speaker 03 We're Tarkey bum deniers.
19:28 Speaker 03 Anyway.
19:30 Speaker 03 Right, so they start this sort of system of delivering supplies to the boys, medicine, and there are these four SEALs, maybe four or two Navy SEALs, it should be said. They, they get to the boys and then they're like, oh, I don't actually want to go. Like the, the dive is very difficult and they can't come back. So they're like, they realise, fuck, we're just gonna have to stay with the boys until the end.
19:54 Speaker 04 Right.
19:54 Speaker 03 Whether they die or they don't, like, we can't get back out.
19:56 Speaker 04 Because they couldn't get, it was too much.
19:58 Speaker 03 Yeah, they needed help to get out. And so if they, if they can't get the boys out, then they, they've added two more to the tally of, of deaths, right? Because at this point, it's monsoon season and they, and I think there's been a pause in the rain, but it's, it's like coming and it's gonna be months. So.
20:15 Speaker 04 And it's still seeping through.
20:16 Speaker 03 Partly they're thinking, do we keep the boys alive for four months?
20:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:21 Speaker 03 While the rain subsides and then like they can walk out.
20:23 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:24 Speaker 03 But that's not an option because at one point they take a oxygen reading off where the boys is and it's 15%.
20:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, they'll be dead.
20:33 Speaker 03 Anything underneath.
20:34 Speaker 04 They'll be dead in like two weeks, surely.
20:35 Speaker 03 I think, I think anything under 18% is seen as uninhabitable.
20:40 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:42 Speaker 03 Oh, here we go. So normal air is 21% oxygen. So 12 to 16% causes the heart rate to increase. So think of this as meeting a woman that you've not met.
20:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:53 Speaker 03 10 to 14% affects coordination.
20:55 Speaker 04 So this means that she's maybe revealed her upper arm or something?
20:58 Speaker 03 Yeah. 6 to 10% can cause vomiting and unconsciousness.
21:01 Speaker 04 She's taking her top off, revealing her bra.
21:03 Speaker 03 And less than 6%, the body suffers convulsions and breathing is impossible.
21:06 Speaker 04 This is revealing her tits fully.
21:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, panties off, breathing is impossible, the heart stops.
21:12 Speaker 03 So this is what, so this is how Rick Stanton sees it.
21:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
21:14 Speaker 03 He goes, okay, there's 15%.
21:17 Speaker 04 So at the moment, it's just a woman showing her upper arm.
21:19 Speaker 03 Yeah, but we cannot let her take her top off. Otherwise these boys will die. Their hearts will stop. Okay? They are trying to work out how on earth they're gonna get these boys back. Part, some, some of the Thai guys, the government officials are like, let's just deliver food for them for months. But that would take like 2,000 meals, I think. And it could cause long-term health problems. Also, they're like getting sick, they're sort of pooing. You know, it's pooey. Get them out, I think. Pooey's not the name of one of the boys.
21:49 Speaker 03 There was also talk of drilling into the top of the mountain to try and ease.
21:52 Speaker 04 Similar to the Chilean miners rescue, but that would take a month and they'd be dead by the time.
21:57 Speaker 03 And basically, the weather is the big factor. And obviously, the Brits understand this. It's a test cricket-playing country. Okay, you have to score runs quickly.
22:06 Speaker 04 We've had lots of disappointing days after being rained off.
22:09 Speaker 03 Yes, and the danger is this test gets rained off. You have to score quickly.
22:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
22:13 Speaker 03 Right, Duckworth Lewis may come into play.
22:15 Speaker 04 Yeah.
22:16 Speaker 03 Now, on the 4th of July, so this is two days after the boys have been found.
22:22 Speaker 04 Which is actually, weirdly, when it was a live update, this is what I remember the most from the actual time, is when Elon did this.
22:29 Speaker 03 So Elon Musk gets involved, tweeting, "I suspect the Thai government has us under control, but I'm happy to help if there is a way to do so."
22:36 Speaker 04 Okay, that's fine. That's quite nice from Elon.
22:39 Speaker 03 This is sort of, I'd say this is Elon's big PR turn, isn't it, this whole thing?
22:45 Speaker 04 This is his villain origin story.
22:46 Speaker 03 Yes, it is, because I think before this, I don't remember.
22:49 Speaker 04 Well, he's gone through a lot of things. Remember he was the, remember he was the green guy?
22:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
22:54 Speaker 04 He was the electric vehicles. Leonardo DiCaprio is interviewing him for like, climate change stuff.
23:00 Speaker 03 SpaceX. Has he done the, has he done the reverse rocket yet? Or that's, not maybe not yet at this point.
23:04 Speaker 04 And then he flipped.
23:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, this is when he flipped.
23:07 Speaker 04 And now he's Zoom calling the far right in the UK, saying, "You're all hobbits. You need to get rid of the orcs."
23:13 Speaker 03 Muslims, yeah. And his dad is saying that Michelle Obama's just obviously got a nine-inch schlong.
23:19 Speaker 04 I mean, to be fair, that is.
23:20 Speaker 03 Well, that is common knowledge, to be fair.
23:21 Speaker 04 That's common knowledge, and it is obvious. So, to be fair to him, I don't want to.
23:24 Speaker 03 His dad is just pointing out the obvious. That Michelle Obama's got a nine-inch schlong.
23:28 Speaker 04 It's common knowledge.
23:30 Speaker 03 Common knowledge. So, no, we can't judge, we can't judge his dad by his son.
23:35 Speaker 04 It's obvious.
23:35 Speaker 03 Okay, because his dad's just, sees things clearly.
23:38 Speaker 04 His dad just sees through the shit.
23:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
23:40 Speaker 04 It's obvious.
23:40 Speaker 03 It's just common knowledge. His dad has searing clarity that his son doesn't, I think.
23:45 Speaker 04 That's true. If only Elon had the same searing clarity as Errol.
23:49 Speaker 03 Yeah. If we all, if only we all had the same searing clarity as Errol Musk, the world would be a lot safer place. So, Musk's team of engineers from SpaceX and the boring company, is that what they're called? The boring company.
24:03 Speaker 04 Yeah, because they bore holes in the ground.
24:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, I know, but anyway.
24:09 Speaker 03 They must have had some fun while they're in there. They begin work and.
24:14 Speaker 04 I mean, it's evil autism versus good autism.
24:15 Speaker 03 This is, yeah.
24:16 Speaker 04 You can go either way. Autism, it has no morals to it.
24:19 Speaker 03 No, it doesn't.
24:20 Speaker 04 It's just which way do you point the wind up autist?
24:22 Speaker 03 Yeah.
24:23 Speaker 04 And which way do they walk?
24:24 Speaker 03 Bourgeois Eichmann.
24:27 Speaker 03 Yes, Charlie?
24:27 Speaker 05 There's also, there's horny autism as well. Like Bonnie Blue does have autism, I think.
24:31 Speaker 04 Well, that's female autism, which is its own.
24:33 Speaker 03 Harder, much harder.
24:34 Speaker 04 It's its own beast.
24:35 Speaker 05 There is a horny version of autism.
24:36 Speaker 04 Because I don't know what female autists, they're not going into caves. They're, it's a whole other thing.
24:42 Speaker 03 They are the caves. They're just sucking in poor British men.
24:47 Speaker 04 So poor British autistic men are getting sucked up there.
24:49 Speaker 03 And the great tragedy is there's not even 12 Thai boys stuck in Bonnie Blue's pussy.
24:52 Speaker 05 Yeah. Autistic individuals can experience heightened sexuality or hypersexuality, which can present as intense sexual desires.
24:59 Speaker 04 Whatever you hyper-focus on, it's not really your choice.
25:01 Speaker 03 But I suppose.
25:02 Speaker 04 And she hyper-foced on having a million cocks in her family.
25:04 Speaker 03 I suppose the problem is, or maybe what's tough to understand is, is it sexual when it's an autism hyper-fixation? Because it.
25:13 Speaker 04 It takes a level of sexuality out of it.
25:15 Speaker 03 Yes, because it's not as kind of intense passion. It doesn't seem, you know, Bonnie's not passionately fucking these men.
25:22 Speaker 04 She's methodically.
25:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, she's collecting gems.
25:24 Speaker 04 Working her way through it.
25:26 Speaker 03 She's collecting Panini stickers.
25:27 Speaker 04 She's Eichmann going like, yes, no, yeah, stamp over there.
25:31 Speaker 03 Exactly, yeah.
25:32 Speaker 04 But instead it's like, yeah, next.
25:35 Speaker 03 There's a joylessness to it.
25:37 Speaker 04 Yeah.
25:38 Speaker 03 Which makes people think it's not really sex. It's more just kind of stamp collecting. Musk thinks that you could set up a network of tubes at the cave to inflate with air like a bouncy castle.
25:49 Speaker 04 Right.
25:49 Speaker 03 Okay, he's a big.
25:50 Speaker 04 For their leisure. So that's because they get bored.
25:52 Speaker 03 Let's get them out first, Elon, maybe. On the 6th of July, tragedy strikes. So everyone's been very happy. They found the boys. You know, it's all very mystical and.
26:04 Speaker 04 Well, they're happy they found the boys. That's one thing. And then it dawns on them, how do we get them out? Because finding the boys and them all dying is arguably worse in some ways.
26:12 Speaker 03 Well, the Brits know this, but the Thai, the public think brilliant. We found them. They're alive. They think they're just gonna get them out.
26:19 Speaker 04 Yeah.
26:19 Speaker 03 The Brits, the four guys are actually like, oh fuck. This is where the real work begins. So a Navy SEAL, Saman Kunan, he dies on the 6th of July while delivering essential oxygen tanks. Because the Navy SEALs, even though they're doing their best, they don't have the equipment. Or frankly, the immunity to PUM that Rick Stanton.
26:45 Speaker 04 Saman was getting too much pussy. He should have never been allowed in that cave.
26:48 Speaker 03 Well.
26:48 Speaker 04 That was a complete oversight.
26:49 Speaker 03 It was. It's a tragedy by the Thai government letting him in there. Because in the documentary, they interview his girlfriend or wife. And it's like.
26:56 Speaker 04 Red flag.
26:57 Speaker 03 Red flag. He should not have been allowed in.
26:58 Speaker 04 We should have had a fucking phrenologist there.
27:00 Speaker 03 Look at him.
27:01 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:01 Speaker 03 Chiseled.
27:02 Speaker 04 Chiseled. Yeah. I would have taken one look at that jawline and said, you need to leave immediately. Your life is in immense danger.
27:08 Speaker 03 Yeah. You cannot, you cannot go in this cave.
27:12 Speaker 03 This is for men whose balls have shriveled up like pouring salt on an oyster.
27:17 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:18 Speaker 03 Okay.
27:20 Speaker 03 Anyway, one of the heroes of the story, the tragedy, Saman Kunan dies. And it's becoming very, very apparent that drilling or waiting for the dry season is impossible. At this point.
27:34 Speaker 04 They'll get flooded.
27:35 Speaker 03 After Saman's death, the Navy SEALs basically are like, we're not going in there anymore.
27:40 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:40 Speaker 03 Right. We're not going down. Now, just to reiterate the map of the mystical princess's fallopian system.
27:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:48 Speaker 03 There is a place called plat- is it platform three? Is it platform?
27:51 Speaker 05 Nine and three quarters.
27:52 Speaker 03 Not platform nine and three quarters.
27:54 Speaker 04 It's run through the wall.
27:54 Speaker 03 So chamber three is kind of the start.
27:56 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:56 Speaker 03 Of the actual diving. Now, they realize, now Rick Stanton, okay, he has a plan. Okay. And it's, I want to stress, this is how autistic he is.
28:12 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:12 Speaker 03 Only a man who has never even considered the possibility of having children or a relationship would come up with this plan.
28:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:21 Speaker 03 He's like, well, it's obvious. You just have to drug the children. You sedate them. You put them to sleep and then we drag them out through the cave system.
28:29 Speaker 04 What we do is, and this is, that was the second draft. The first draft is we should shoot them all in the head.
28:35 Speaker 03 Yeah.
28:35 Speaker 04 And then they're easier to drag through.
28:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
28:36 Speaker 04 No, the whole, we need to get them out a lot. Oh, right.
28:38 Speaker 03 Because if you remember, the blokes would fall asleep just past chamber three. They had struggled. They were stressed out. They were panicking and panic is death in this instance. So Rick Stanton says you have to drug them. Now he has a friend called Richard Harris, who's an Australian guy.
28:55 Speaker 04 I mean, this is, I mean, the chances of this are extraordinary because also the kind of enclave of British autism that's been spread out. It's less severe. It's less close to the elephant foot that is Rick Stanton, but it's still from the same sort of placenta, not placenta, kombucha mother of autism. Is Australia. So two of the men on this team are Australians. Because it's sort of like, you're sort of getting away from the.
29:18 Speaker 03 It's the Commonwealth. It's all we have left. It's this fractured patchwork, you know, coalition of autism.
29:25 Speaker 04 Dr. Richard Harris. Richard Harris. And so not only.
29:29 Speaker 03 Harry to his close friends, of which there are zero because he's from the autistic, but Harry.
29:33 Speaker 04 He is an underwater caver like the rest of them, but he also happens to be a world leading anesthetist.
29:39 Speaker 03 Anesthetist.
29:40 Speaker 04 Anesthetist.
29:41 Speaker 03 Yeah. And so Rick Stanton, you know, Batman calls for Robin and says, I need you to come here and drug these boys.
29:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
29:51 Speaker 03 And Richard Harris is going, I'm not.
29:53 Speaker 04 Is this a safe line?
29:54 Speaker 03 I'm not gonna do that.
29:55 Speaker 04 Can we do this on a Discord or something?
29:56 Speaker 03 You're in Thailand, ask me to come and drug some children. Rick, how are things at home, mate? Okay? This feels like a bit of a honey trap, but he says, well, I'll come out there and I'll do the cave diving.
30:08 Speaker 04 Yeah.
30:09 Speaker 03 And then Rick says, if you come and you see these boys, you will, and you don't drug them, then you are seeing these boys knowing they're going to die. Sorry. If you come and you see these boys and you don't drug them, then you're seeing them, the boys are going to die.
30:21 Speaker 04 Yeah.
30:22 Speaker 03 And Harry goes, well, okay, I can't.
30:24 Speaker 04 Yeah.
30:24 Speaker 03 I can't deny that, right?
30:26 Speaker 04 Gets a couple of bags of ket in.
30:27 Speaker 03 He gets the ket. And this is something, by the way-
30:29 Speaker 04 This is something maybe Charlie could maybe help with, actually.
30:31 Speaker 03 Yeah. Well, this, yes, yeah. But again, you have to be, so you have to be Charlie who can cave dive.
30:37 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:38 Speaker 03 That's the problem, is that this guy-
30:39 Speaker 04 It's the combination of skills, yeah.
30:41 Speaker 03 Yes, I mean, a one in a million.
30:43 Speaker 04 He's the one guy in the world who could do this.
30:45 Speaker 03 Yeah.
30:45 Speaker 04 This combination.
30:46 Speaker 03 Extraordinary that this guy exists. So he comes out and also his, by the way, he says goodbye to his dad who's in a care home.
30:54 Speaker 04 Right.
30:55 Speaker 03 So he, and his dad's always like, can you stop cave diving? And he's like, he's always joking like, oh yeah, no, this has been my last dive. But I think they kind of, you know.
31:03 Speaker 04 One last job.
31:04 Speaker 03 One last job. So the rescue plan on the 7th of July is announced to the press, except it's not. They say that the kids will be given a minor tranquilizer in order to calm their nerves.
31:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
31:16 Speaker 03 Now, what they don't say is, yeah, we're going to pump them full of ket every-
31:19 Speaker 04 We're going to knock them out with ket.
31:20 Speaker 03 Every hour, we're giving them ket.
31:22 Speaker 04 Yeah. Because the key thing about ket as a tranquilizer, there's many different types, is that you stay sort of breathing normally, even when you're passed out.
31:30 Speaker 03 Yes.
31:30 Speaker 04 And it keeps you still, basically.
31:32 Speaker 03 But there's a whole cocktail that Richard Harris concocts, right? He says that they are given, he says that you need to, the, the risks of doing this are if any water gets into the mask, they'll drown.
31:46 Speaker 03 If they panic, they'll, they'll drown.
31:51 Speaker 03 The saliva gets produced, they'll drown in their own saliva.
31:55 Speaker 03 And bear in mind, they basically need to be lifeless corpses that you can, Rick Stanton can drag through a tiny hole, right? So he gives them ketamine to knock them out, alprazolam to calm them, and then atropine to reduce saliva production. It must be said, the boys are having a fucking night of their lives.
32:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:13 Speaker 03 They're fucking buzzed. They're like, fuck, man. They're in a K-hole.
32:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:17 Speaker 03 Being pulled through a K-hole.
32:21 Speaker 04 At this point Elon Musk comes up with his plan, right?
32:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, so at this point, on the 7th, oh, it's on the 7th, yeah. So he says that he built a tiny kid-sized submarine that could go through the cave system.
32:34 Speaker 04 And he suggested this, and then I think he keeps, I think he even rocks up to the cave and says, let me do this.
32:41 Speaker 03 Does he, does he rock up to the cave?
32:43 Speaker 04 He comes to the cave.
32:43 Speaker 03 Does he?
32:44 Speaker 04 And then I think, was it, who told him to fuck off, was it John or one of the others?
32:48 Speaker 03 Vern tells him to fuck off.
32:49 Speaker 04 Vern says fuck off.
32:50 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:51 Speaker 04 You're in over your head. And then he goes on Twitter and calls him a paedophile.
32:55 Speaker 03 Right, anyway. So we'll get to that later in the story. But, so Harris goes in the cave and he sees them and he goes, yeah, you're right, you have to drug them. Then there's a big meeting with all the, with the government officials and they go, okay, we'll tell the press.
33:07 Speaker 04 So it's like roofing them for good. It's a rare.
33:10 Speaker 03 It's the best roofie there's ever been.
33:12 Speaker 04 It's the most, the noble roofie.
33:13 Speaker 03 Yes, the noble roofie. Yeah.
33:18 Speaker 03 Yeah.
33:19 Speaker 04 Because they don't really know what's going to happen to them either. So they are sort of roofing them. I guess the kids, they would work out.
33:25 Speaker 03 Richard Harris in the documentary is one of the most emotional bits because he's going, I don't, I don't want to do this. This is essentially euthanising them.
33:32 Speaker 04 Yeah.
33:33 Speaker 03 And then Stanson says to the gut ties.
33:36 Speaker 04 You're basically killing them anyway.
33:37 Speaker 03 He says, either you drug them and we try this, or they're dead.
33:41 Speaker 04 Yeah.
33:41 Speaker 03 So it's pick a bad, pick a bad option. They say that they'll get granted immunity, although the Australian Foreign Minister goes to Richard Harrison and says, you are aware that if this goes badly, we may not be able to stop you being put in jail for roofing kids.
33:57 Speaker 04 Yeah. Which is a tricky one.
33:58 Speaker 03 It's fair enough.
34:00 Speaker 04 What do you mean?
34:01 Speaker 03 Well, you're roofing kids.
34:02 Speaker 04 And they died.
34:03 Speaker 03 In the law, and they died. Okay. You know, I suppose roofing, when does roofing become roofing?
34:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, surely this is.
34:10 Speaker 03 Is it when you then sexually assault them while they're asleep? Or if you just roofie them and then leave? I mean, it's not, it's not cricket, but it's not, you know, it's not.
34:19 Speaker 04 Just because it's a laugh.
34:20 Speaker 03 Yeah. Or you're trying to help them.
34:22 Speaker 04 Right.
34:23 Speaker 03 If they're stuck in the toilet and you roofie them and then open the toilet door. I mean, I don't, you know what I mean?
34:27 Speaker 04 I do know what you mean.
34:27 Speaker 03 At what point is roofing really bad?
34:30 Speaker 04 Is it, is it a good question?
34:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
34:32 Speaker 04 I don't think we have the brain power to, to work out.
34:34 Speaker 03 No. Anyway, so, uh.
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35:51 Speaker 03 At some point, they realize they're gonna have to start this. Uh, and on the 8th of July, they all swim up, right? They get there, three hours, and they trade. They also called for these other British men to come, by the way. They say that we need more British autistic men. Hmm. It's like the second circle out from the autism sun that is Stanton. There's other sort of total system of men coming.
36:12 Speaker 04 They need some more bodies in there.
36:13 Speaker 03 And fuck me, these men on the, I mean, they're really, they're really bad, these guys.
36:18 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:18 Speaker 03 They're really, really boring cunts. Anyway, they, uh, they come and they, they, so the children are bound and harnessed like packages.
36:26 Speaker 04 Hogtied.
36:26 Speaker 03 Hogtied, trussed, like a chicken.
36:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:30 Speaker 03 They decide to put.
36:30 Speaker 04 Lemon up the arse was, was not necessary in retrospect.
36:33 Speaker 03 At all. But Harris is going, we don't know. It's an experimental cocktail of drugs. Ketamine, atropine, lemon up the arse.
36:41 Speaker 04 Rosemary time.
36:42 Speaker 03 Apple in the mouth.
36:45 Speaker 03 So they, they say that they're gonna have to put the tank on their front. So that they can, um, I don't know, it's easier to.
36:54 Speaker 04 Push them through.
36:54 Speaker 03 Push them through.
36:55 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:55 Speaker 03 So they're gonna have to swim them out one by one, but they've only got four like masks that fit them.
37:01 Speaker 04 Hmm.
37:01 Speaker 03 Or something. So they have to do this in, well, there's not enough divers. Anyway, they have to do this one by one. So on the eighth of July, uh, they, the rescue begins. They, Richard Harris has trained the, the cavers how to give injections because they're gonna have to give multiple injections.
37:20 Speaker 04 This is what's so mental about this is it's not only the craziest idea anyway.
37:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
37:25 Speaker 04 You're fucking drugging kids, you're taking them underwater caving for a three hour journey back.
37:31 Speaker 03 And then you're not, and you're not even bumming them.
37:33 Speaker 04 You're not.
37:34 Speaker 03 That's what's crazy about it. It's like all this, you're not even bumming them.
37:36 Speaker 04 I mean, it's monk-like discipline.
37:38 Speaker 03 It's incredible. It's, and they're British. These British artists aren't even paedophiles.
37:44 Speaker 04 I mean, that's our great export.
37:45 Speaker 03 The rarest, the lunar eclipse that you get a British artist who can cave dive and he's not a paedophile.
37:51 Speaker 04 It's amazing.
37:52 Speaker 03 Christ.
37:53 Speaker 04 During this three hours, about the hour and a half mark, the ket will wear off.
37:58 Speaker 03 Yeah.
37:59 Speaker 04 They'll start, they'll feel them start to like shake.
38:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
38:02 Speaker 04 And they have to underwater, in the dark, get a syringe and re-administer ket.
38:06 Speaker 03 Yeah.
38:07 Speaker 04 Consistently.
38:07 Speaker 03 And they're not doctors. These are cave divers.
38:09 Speaker 04 Yeah.
38:10 Speaker 03 Astonishing. Anyway. So the, so they start on the eighth of July and they, they get, on the first day, they get four kids out.
38:18 Speaker 04 Hmm.
38:18 Speaker 03 They get to chamber three and the kids come out and then they get like, um, it's like when in the old days, there was a fire. You have like a whole village passing a bucket of water.
38:27 Speaker 04 Right.
38:28 Speaker 03 There's 200 people going up the stairs to the mouth of the cave.
38:31 Speaker 04 That passed the kid.
38:32 Speaker 03 That passed the kid up into an ambulance. So they then they get four out on the first day and they think, great. The second day, they get another four out. And then they they realise that the the water, the currents, the weather's coming in.
38:50 Speaker 04 Cause all of the water diversions or pumps, there was like 15 pumps. And I think basically 13 of them have broken.
38:57 Speaker 03 Yeah.
38:57 Speaker 04 So only two are even working.
38:59 Speaker 03 So they start to realise that the 10th, the 10th of July is going to be the the only time, the last time for a long time that they could get everyone out. So they go, right, we're gonna have to get five guys out on the 10th, right? Now, on the 9th of July, is this when Elon Musk turns up with his submarine? So he's like, guys.
39:16 Speaker 04 You guys are all fucking pedos.
39:17 Speaker 03 You guys are pedos. No, no, no, quickly, they're not.
39:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:21 Speaker 03 That is a very, very.
39:22 Speaker 04 But it's understandable misconception from Elon.
39:24 Speaker 03 Listen.
39:24 Speaker 04 You know, British men in Thailand looking for boys in the UK.
39:26 Speaker 03 It's common knowledge, it's obvious, it's obvious, you know? This is, you know, a stop clock is, no.
39:31 Speaker 04 It's wrong.
39:32 Speaker 03 Yes, no, a stop clock is wrong most of the time. But also, a correct clock is is is wrong as well.
39:40 Speaker 04 Is it?
39:41 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:41 Speaker 04 When?
39:42 Speaker 03 I don't know, actually.
39:45 Speaker 03 But the the local governor.
39:46 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:48 Speaker 03 Nrong Zagong Zonggong is says it was not practical. And Elon's like, can you stop throwing stainless steel pounds at me?
39:56 Speaker 03 Musk replies that the governor's not an expert and I've got a little kid sub.
39:58 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:59 Speaker 03 I think it's.
40:00 Speaker 04 Yeah, this is the term for us.
40:01 Speaker 03 I think it's more of a pedo thing to build a kid submarine.
40:04 Speaker 04 Well, this is Musk stepping into the the kind of the dark Musk is doing because he's he's been successful in.
40:12 Speaker 03 Darth Musk.
40:13 Speaker 04 Darth Musk, because he's been successful in certain fields. It gives him the confidence that he understands other things.
40:18 Speaker 03 Yeah.
40:18 Speaker 04 So he gets involved in politics, social media, stuff like that. Where it's like, you don't want a guy who has no emotional intelligence or empathy running a social media. It's a terrible idea.
40:25 Speaker 03 The worst thing to do.
40:27 Speaker 04 He should build a rocket and stand his leg. But this is the beginning of him basically trying to do stuff he doesn't have any expertise on.
40:32 Speaker 03 Yes, totally, totally.
40:34 Speaker 04 I basically think he's right about everything.
40:36 Speaker 03 Yeah, so by this point, they've already got the majority of the team out. But he's like, I'm here with the sub. On the 10th of July, there is a, they see a problem, it's all going very well. The the guys, the British guys are like, I told, I told you it would work. And Richard Harris is thinking, with every kid that survives, he's thinking, thank fuck, I'm not going to a Thailand jail. Because on the documentary, he's like, what you do is you drug them and then you fucking push their face underwater and tie their hands behind the back.
41:06 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:07 Speaker 03 I mean, it's a bad look.
41:08 Speaker 04 My godfather got, uh, he was, he was taking heroin through Thailand and he got put in a Thai jail for 12 years.
41:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, his godfather.
41:16 Speaker 04 Yeah, my godfather. I mean, he wasn't my godfather when he did this.
41:19 Speaker 03 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought.
41:21 Speaker 04 Before, no, before he did this. So he was my godfather and then almost immediately got put in a Thai prison.
41:25 Speaker 03 It'd be quite funny if your dad who lives in Southeast Asia to be like, well, that guy in a Thai prison should be my, my son's godfather.
41:32 Speaker 04 This is the kind of guy.
41:32 Speaker 03 This guy I want.
41:33 Speaker 04 Apparently the beds, the beds in a Thai prison, obviously it's quite tough in a Thai prison.
41:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
41:38 Speaker 04 But the beds are this, this wide. So you have to side sleep or else you'll fall off the bed. It's like literally just a.
41:44 Speaker 03 Oh, but I, I sleep like I'm a, I'm a dead Victorian child.
41:47 Speaker 04 What, just like that? Well, you wouldn't be able to do that because your arms would be.
41:50 Speaker 03 Right, yeah.
41:51 Speaker 04 Knuckle dragging like an ape.
41:52 Speaker 03 Well, I have to do this. I'd have to sleep like that.
41:55 Speaker 04 But you'd be doing the sort of luge because you'd be balancing on the sort of.
41:58 Speaker 03 Oh god, awful. I'm sure there's worse things in Thai prisons than that, but anyway. Um, so they encounter an issue on the last day. The youngest boy, the smallest one, Pong, I don't know what he's called. Anyway, he.
42:10 Speaker 05 His name's Mark.
42:11 Speaker 03 Mark?
42:12 Speaker 05 Yeah.
42:12 Speaker 03 Okay. Well, listen, one of them is called, one of them is called Pong. Okay. Before anyone gets stuck in.
42:20 Speaker 03 So he's only 29 kilos.
42:23 Speaker 03 One of them is called Pong.
42:24 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
42:26 Speaker 03 He's named after what his mum does for a living. His brother's called Ping. Anyway, uh, he's 29 kilos and he is too small for all these masks. And it's very important because if a hint of water gets in and you get it up, you're gonna do drowning, right? So they'd also had, and again, I don't know why, they've got this sort of little plastic pink toy mask. So, um, they, they put this mask on and it like, the seal keeps collapsing. But basically if it sits on straight, then it, it works.
42:54 Speaker 04 Right.
42:54 Speaker 03 And so the diver who has to do this is thinking, if I so much as like, if he so much as brushes the side of a cave, that mask knocked off and he's dead.
43:01 Speaker 04 He's dead, yeah.
43:02 Speaker 03 So now it's like a speed run on hard mode and he's got to get, go through. And not touch any of the sides.
43:09 Speaker 04 Yeah.
43:10 Speaker 03 And the pumps are failing and water levels are rising.
43:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
43:15 Speaker 03 Eventually, it takes longer than ever. There's also a moment where one of them doesn't come through with the other ones because he loses, he loses the line.
43:25 Speaker 04 And he turns around and he goes the wrong direction.
43:26 Speaker 03 Yeah.
43:26 Speaker 04 Luckily.
43:27 Speaker 03 And luckily the doctor finds him and he goes, oh yeah.
43:30 Speaker 04 Have a sniff on this, brother.
43:31 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, you have a bit of this, mate. Not the time. I don't want to go in a K-hole.
43:35 Speaker 04 Take half now, so here you get on.
43:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
43:39 Speaker 03 Then the doctor takes the kid and goes, I'll take him to the rest. Anyway. Eventually, by the end of the 10th of July, all the boys and their coach are rescued. They're all taken to hospital and immediately the divers start drinking Jack Daniels out of plastic cups. The autists are, I mean, they're like, bloody hell, this stuff's strong. I don't know about this.
44:05 Speaker 04 They're putting Monster in the mixing it with the Jack Daniels to make a little cocktail.
44:08 Speaker 03 They're getting their fedoras out. The pumps pretty much immediately start to fail. And then all the Navy SEALs who'd been in Chamber Three, they have to come out and evacuate.
44:17 Speaker 04 Is Indiana Jones sort of pulled out and everything collapses around it?
44:20 Speaker 03 And the cave is not accessible again for eight months.
44:23 Speaker 04 Really?
44:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
44:24 Speaker 04 Fuck.
44:25 Speaker 03 So it was literally the last day for eight months where they could have got them out.
44:30 Speaker 05 If they had, if they'd had to wait eight months, could they have just eaten each other? Like, could it have been a round two for the snow plane?
44:38 Speaker 03 Well, no, because the oxygen was going down so much.
44:41 Speaker 05 But if they ate each other.
44:42 Speaker 04 Also remember.
44:42 Speaker 03 No, they wouldn't. They would have died.
44:43 Speaker 04 Not to compare it to the Chilean things too many times, but as we'll talk about, the Chilean ones, the, the, the big Latino guys, horny guys in there are like, day two, they're like, who are we gonna eat?
44:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah.
44:54 Speaker 04 I'm hungry. Who are we eating then?
44:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:57 Speaker 04 So that was definitely an option.
44:58 Speaker 03 The Thai guys are just.
45:02 Speaker 04 Yeah.
45:02 Speaker 03 It's again, it's, it's such a perfect coincidence. You've got Thai, Thai boys.
45:09 Speaker 04 British guys do what they do best, which is get kids out of caves underwater.
45:11 Speaker 03 Without fucking them though, because that's also what we do best. That's what's extraordinary about this. They aren't paedophiles. And we don't know yet, this is such-
45:20 Speaker 04 And the tide, what they do best is just do nothing in a cave.
45:22 Speaker 03 Exactly, just sit there with their legs crossed, waiting for something to happen. But, we don't, this is such young history, such nubile history, that we don't-
45:31 Speaker 04 It doesn't have the weight of time.
45:32 Speaker 03 No, but also we don't yet know if the cave divers actually aren't pedos.
45:37 Speaker 04 Yes.
45:37 Speaker 03 It is suspicious that they're not.
45:39 Speaker 04 So James Saville only came out properly after he died.
45:41 Speaker 03 And I still question that.
45:44 Speaker 03 Sir James Saville.
45:45 Speaker 04 He's the Knight of the Realm.
45:48 Speaker 04 But he did get it for services to paedophilia, which I thought was suspicious.
45:51 Speaker 03 Well, fair enough, fair enough. It's what this country does best. But the extraordinary-
45:56 Speaker 04 He's an industry titan.
45:57 Speaker 03 She's captain of industry. The extraordinary coincidence that there are four British cave divers who aren't paedophiles, and drug 13 boys to get them out of the cave, and then don't even want to touch them. I mean, I mean, it's just-
46:12 Speaker 04 And alongside that, Elon Musk has these, all of that, they get in the cave and Elon Musk is like, "Who are you here to meet?"
46:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, understandably, he's saying that.
46:20 Speaker 04 I mean, yeah, young boys.
46:21 Speaker 03 Yes, yeah.
46:22 Speaker 04 But in a heroic way.
46:23 Speaker 03 Yes, I'm drugging them, but it's not what you think.
46:25 Speaker 04 I'm a single autistic British dad who's going to meet young boys, but I'm a hero.
46:30 Speaker 03 Yes.
46:30 Speaker 04 It's upside down world.
46:31 Speaker 03 It is, it is. So, the mission in total involved 10,000 people, 100 expert divers, pumps removed 1 billion litres of water from all the surrounding women's pussies.
46:46 Speaker 04 Can't, yeah.
46:47 Speaker 03 There was not a hit, not a wet pussy in the area.
46:50 Speaker 04 Rick was around.
46:51 Speaker 03 700 diving cylinders, 10 police helicopters. And the boys then spend 10 days in hospital quarantine to recover. 11 members are ordained as monks to honour Sam安.
47:02 Speaker 04 Yeah, that must be some sort of title, because I don't really understand what that is. To honour the guy who died, they, I guess it's, someone died trying to save you to become a priest? But I guess it's, a monk's different.
47:12 Speaker 03 I don't, I don't understand.
47:13 Speaker 04 Yeah.
47:14 Speaker 03 The British divers receive med, George medals, various honours.
47:18 Speaker 04 Is that the highest civilian honour? Because I think it might not be, which I think is kind of a bit of a snub.
47:25 Speaker 03 There's great footage of Rick Stanton being honoured by-
47:27 Speaker 04 The highest UK title is led by the George Cross, what do they get? The George, what do they have to do?
47:33 Speaker 05 Is it possible that it's because it's abroad?
47:36 Speaker 03 Hang on, so hang on, the George Cross is supreme civilian honour for acts of the greatest heroism in danger. The George Medal is the second level award for gallantry of an extremely high order, often for bravery not in the face of the enemy.
47:49 Speaker 04 Who's got a George Cross?
47:50 Speaker 05 Do you have an enemy, rather than just a...
47:52 Speaker 03 Does the cross have to be civilians in a war zone?
47:56 Speaker 04 In danger. That is in danger.
47:58 Speaker 03 Rick needs a cross. What else do you have to do? He didn't fuck them.
48:04 Speaker 04 Come on, he should get a cross just for that.
48:06 Speaker 03 Maybe that's why he's not got a cross.
48:09 Speaker 04 I mean, he's no Sir James Saville.
48:11 Speaker 03 They went on this morning, come on. They've got Pride of Britain.
48:15 Speaker 04 And who were they sat across from?
48:17 Speaker 03 Fucking Eamonn Holmes.
48:18 Speaker 04 Oh, it wasn't Philip, was it?
48:19 Speaker 03 Or was it Schofield?
48:21 Speaker 04 I think it was Schofield. Just to show you the...
48:24 Speaker 03 Oh my god, the range. My fucking god. Schofield's across, of course he's like, "Oh yeah, I want to come in for that one."
48:32 Speaker 03 "You got any of these boys' numbers?"
48:38 Speaker 03 "Rick, over here, over here, over here."
48:40 Speaker 04 So these boys, what are they like?
48:42 Speaker 03 "You got to contact these as a punk."
48:47 Speaker 03 Yeah. And then Holly Willoughby's like, "Yeah, sorry, I'm a bit on edge. I just saw a photo of Gavin Plum and a Hawaiian shirt behind me."
49:01 Speaker 03 So, the year of Pride of Britain, I mean, this is where I just, I don't think we've, since we've had anything like a level of pride in Britain.
49:13 Speaker 04 But when did you properly find out about the story?
49:15 Speaker 03 As it was happening. And then it was only so, or I didn't say...
49:19 Speaker 04 Because I feel like it was a slow drip and obviously these guys aren't...
49:21 Speaker 03 It's the documentary that came out. As I said in the last episode, there was this media bidding war for the rights to the story. And all of it came out at the same time. We watched it all back to back. But what didn't come out until like, maybe nine months afterwards, was the scale of the drugging.
49:40 Speaker 04 Yeah.
49:41 Speaker 03 They generally.
49:41 Speaker 04 So it's an inquiry into.
49:43 Speaker 03 No, it was one of the medical.
49:44 Speaker 04 War and drugs.
49:45 Speaker 03 No, one of the medical team did a paper saying this is how, this is, this is the cocktail of, because it was a new cocktail of drugs.
49:50 Speaker 04 Right, right.
49:51 Speaker 03 This is the cocktail of drugs that worked for this thing.
49:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
49:53 Speaker 03 And then everyone was like, sorry, mate, you did what? You fucking, you drugged fucking 13 kids. But as I said, when they told the press, they were like, oh yeah, we're just going to give them a small tranquilizer for the nerves. It was not told that they were completely roofing them anyway.
50:11 Speaker 04 It was above our autism grade.
50:12 Speaker 03 Yeah, exactly.
50:13 Speaker 04 It was above our autism grade.
50:14 Speaker 03 Yeah. And, and you know, we're not autistic, it doesn't, it doesn't sound good.
50:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, but it's just above.
50:19 Speaker 03 It's what needed to happen though.
50:21 Speaker 04 Yeah.
50:21 Speaker 03 Well, we need to petition that Rick Stanton and John Blanton get.
50:25 Speaker 04 Get a GC.
50:25 Speaker 03 Get GC because the medals is a disgrace.
50:27 Speaker 04 Yeah.
50:28 Speaker 03 Now Elon Musk, this is where, so diver Vern Unsworth, who's the sex tourist diver, who formed the autism team, he labelled Elon Musk's sub a PR stunt, which, and then Musk then said, well, it's better than just some pedo guy. Or it's called Unsworth's a pedo guy.
50:47 Speaker 04 Kind of fair enough if you think about the, you know, you'd assume so.
50:50 Speaker 03 Yeah. And then so, so Unsworth's like, I'm not a pedo, I'm a sex tourist. You know what? Don't bother showing the video. We will make one of the mini sub pod going all the way to K5. No problemo. Sorry, pedo guy. You really did ask for it.
51:04 Speaker 04 Pedo guy?
51:05 Speaker 03 Pedo guy. Now, he then has a defamation suit from Vern Unsworth, but he doesn't, Vern doesn't win because Musk says, I'm South African and that's just what we call people.
51:17 Speaker 04 Yes.
51:18 Speaker 03 P, a kind of pedo guy, which I don't think it is.
51:21 Speaker 04 But then also like Vern, Vern asking for £145 million of damages. I always wonder that when it's, there's so much. It's like, is, is that £140 million worth of damage?
51:31 Speaker 00 Elon Musk has made some pretty derogatory terms about you. Have you got anything to say in response to that? It's not finished.
51:41 Speaker 07 I believe he's, I believe he's called me a paedophile.
51:45 Speaker 07 Well, by definition, you know, rescuing 12 young boys, by definition, that puts everybody else in the same context.
51:55 Speaker 04 That's, yeah, that's not the argument lad, don't say, no, no, you say I'm not a paedophile, don't say, well then we're all paedophiles.
52:02 Speaker 07 I think people realise what sort of guy he is.
52:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, he could have played that better.
52:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, I should have said like, I'm not a paedophile, I'm trying to save kids, it's not like, well, if you say that, then it means all.
52:13 Speaker 03 Well, if I'm a paedophile, then we're all paedophiles. Are we all paedophiles? Because that's great.
52:16 Speaker 04 Well, then the guy in the cave with the boys right now is a paedophile. We need to get him, fuck it, he's a paedophile.
52:21 Speaker 03 Yeah, to be fair to him, he did not handle that particularly well. Well, if I'm a paedophile, then everyone involved is a paedophile, so.
52:29 Speaker 04 So take that.
52:30 Speaker 03 Yeah. Um, yeah, just say you're not and say that, but this is Musk's big, this is the, yeah, as you say, the villain origin story. Uh, after all that, a second Navy SEAL dies.
52:44 Speaker 03 From an infection he got in the cave.
52:47 Speaker 04 Yes.
52:48 Speaker 03 Uh, and therefore, um, Crew Baboon Chop, what's he called? Crew Baboon Chum? He.
52:55 Speaker 04 Was proved right, because I imagine.
52:56 Speaker 03 He's proved right.
52:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, and part of him, when he found out, must have been like.
53:00 Speaker 03 Bates Evans' brother.
53:03 Speaker 03 Oh, a tragedy, a Navy SEAL was dying.
53:06 Speaker 04 Because he was bricking it, because only one died. Fuck, I fucked this.
53:09 Speaker 03 I fucked this.
53:10 Speaker 04 It's weird though.
53:11 Speaker 03 Well, very mystical, isn't it?
53:12 Speaker 04 The blend of the spiritual and the pragmatic is amazing.
53:15 Speaker 03 And then the cap, team captain, Dom, from the, one of the boys, he dies in, uh, 2023. In Leicestershire. What is it about ties in Leicester?
53:28 Speaker 04 What's going, yeah.
53:29 Speaker 03 Right? Shino, Taxin Shinoatra.
53:31 Speaker 04 Yeah.
53:32 Speaker 03 This guy, this guy killed himself.
53:36 Speaker 04 Are you saying he didn't kill himself? This is an Epstein thing?
53:39 Speaker 03 No, I'm saying, I, look, don't, look, don't do that.
53:43 Speaker 04 Was it any, it wasn't anything?
53:44 Speaker 03 Don't do that, we're fucking, the amount of money, it can't, do you know what I mean? Obviously, all life is precious, but when you've been saved by, don't do that.
53:53 Speaker 04 Yeah, just struggle through it.
53:55 Speaker 03 Like, yeah, how do you think that makes Rick Stanton feel?
54:00 Speaker 03 You know?
54:00 Speaker 05 Should have fucked him.
54:04 Speaker 04 Charlie.
54:12 Speaker 04 That's what Rick is saying. Oh, you're just gonna kill yourself anyway.
54:32 Speaker 04 Because you're making, you're making, that's a laugh I've never heard from you.
54:37 Speaker 03 It's been a big episode for me. You surprised me with my, one of my best Hawaiian shirts from when I was 10. It's been a big episode for me.
54:46 Speaker 04 You got real, you're welling up.
54:48 Speaker 03 Oh, fuck me. Yeah. And also, can we just find out, was it worth it? Where, what did the wild boars do? Have they got relegated or, how good are they at football? I suppose is the question I'm asking. What was their first game after the rescue? That's what I want to know.
55:10 Speaker 03 The first team game back, you know, obviously there would have been a lot of support for them from the neutral.
55:16 Speaker 04 But there's a lot of pressure as well.
55:17 Speaker 03 They had a celebratory, low stakes exhibition match, sort of just after they left hospital.
55:24 Speaker 03 And what was the result, please?
55:25 Speaker 04 Scores on the doors.
55:25 Speaker 03 Scores on the doors. Okay, so the football team have a celebratory match in October in Argentina against a River Plate under 13 side and they ended in a 3-3 draw. So, you know, their defence really hasn't sharpened up. You'd think that maybe they'd be able to, you know.
55:43 Speaker 04 Lock it down.
55:43 Speaker 03 Lock it down. They've spent fucking two weeks in a cave together.
55:46 Speaker 04 It sounds quite end to end though, actually, 3-0.
55:48 Speaker 03 And then one of the diver, Josh Bratchley, he required his own cave rescue in 2019.
55:53 Speaker 04 I mean, this is the part with, I guess because this story is so heroic, you view it as like, it's so validating for people who've dedicated their lives to going into underwater caves. But as soon as you have the people hobby, because whenever a hobbyist dies, you're always like, what the fuck are you doing in there?
56:06 Speaker 03 Yes.
56:07 Speaker 04 It's like, yeah.
56:08 Speaker 03 Yeah.
56:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's what happens.
56:09 Speaker 03 That's what happens.
56:10 Speaker 04 It's hard to be sad for Josh.
56:12 Speaker 03 Get out of the kitchen if you can't. And a little postscript on Vern or on Rick Stanton. I think now, does he, does he get together with Amber Dongwood?
56:24 Speaker 04 Yeah, he does.
56:25 Speaker 03 He does? So he's still with, he's, uh, he's working as a public speaker, happily enjoying his retirement.
56:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, I saw that his agent is there.
56:33 Speaker 03 He's got an agent?
56:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, he's got a speaker agent.
56:36 Speaker 03 He's got to get a George Cross.
56:37 Speaker 04 Yeah. We could have him do the Christmas party.
56:41 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah. Pumbuski Christmas party.
56:43 Speaker 04 Rick Stanton.
56:44 Speaker 03 Rick Stanton.
56:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, probably a bit dry.
56:45 Speaker 03 So after this, obviously, the autists go back to their sheds. They go back to exploring Wookiee Hole.
56:51 Speaker 04 Yeah.
56:52 Speaker 03 Somerset, and they just carry on their peaceful retirement. And I suppose, to sum it up, I mean, it's a, it's a story that I don't think we'll see again for another 40 years. Where another generation of autistic Brits have their logistical heroics. Dunkirk, the Four Clowns, and then this.
57:11 Speaker 04 Yeah.
57:12 Speaker 03 I suppose the next one's going to be even smaller, isn't it? It should be one bloke. It's going to be Francis Bourgeois.
57:18 Speaker 04 Yeah.
57:18 Speaker 03 Just him.
57:19 Speaker 04 Trying to get a fleshlight off someone that's been welded.
57:23 Speaker 03 Welded shut, yeah. It's an incredible story, and if there's anything to say at the end of it, it's just hashtag give those guys a George Cross.
57:31 Speaker 04 Yeah.
57:33 Speaker 03 That's the end of our Thai Cave Rescue series. We'll be discussing the Chilean miners rescue on the Patreon.
57:40 Speaker 04 Very different characters. There's a different tone.
57:43 Speaker 03 Different tone.
57:43 Speaker 04 That I didn't remember when it was on the news.
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57:56 Speaker 04 Goodbye.
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