Ask, Tell, Confess: I Bought a Roll-Royce...Then a House in LA

Ask, Tell, Confess is live from LA, baby. Bunnie and the crew break down their latest LA adventure—from buying her dream Rolls Royce (Snow White) and moving into their new LA compound to 3 A. M. grilled cheese side quests and strip club nights that only got wilder. Then it's time for your strip club confessions. Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime react to your wildest stories, proving once again that y'all have no business keeping secrets. We laughed, we cringed, and we were genuinely speechless. If you've ever fallen for a dancer, made one questionable decision after another, or have a strip club story you've never told out loud... this episode is for you. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

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• 0:18Bunnie XO?

  And on tonight's news.

• 0:21Bunnie XO?

  Breaking news from LA. You guys.

• 0:24Speaker 01

  Hello friends.

• 0:26Speaker 02

  Haley chill.

• 0:27Speaker 03

  Chill bro.

• 0:28Speaker 01

  I literally didn't.

• 0:30Bunnie XO?

  Tilt your mic towards you. Yeah, there you go.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 0:33Bunnie XO?

  What's up guys? We are in LA. We just got done doing a podcast. Of course Mimi has me working on our vacation, but it's okay. We needed a break. We needed some normalcy, right?

• 0:43Speaker 02

  You know we did.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  It feels like home.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:46Bunnie XO?

  Bro, should we talk about our week that we've been having in LA?

• 0:50Speaker 02

  Are we allowed to?

• 0:51Bunnie XO?

  Why the fuck aren't we?

• 0:53Speaker 03

  We can bleep whatever.

• 0:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  The whole podcast?

• 0:58Bunnie XO?

  Okay, so I didn't mean like that.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Busted it wide open.

• 1:01Bunnie XO?

  I didn't mean like that. I meant like, let's talk about we fucking added a new addition to the family.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  We did.

• 1:07Bunnie XO?

  Snow motherfucking white baby is.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Made every headline in America.

• 1:10Bunnie XO?

  Okay, I just need to let you guys know.

• 1:15Bunnie XO?

  Your girl came to LA for the past 10 days and I needed a vacation. We have been having a blast, but the car has been in the works for a year.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, this wasn't just this trip.

• 1:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so I literally have been planning on buying a Rolls Royce Cullinan since last year. It was gonna be my IVF present to myself because of all the shit I had to go through. And it just so happens that it landed at this time in my life. Okay, it has nothing to do with anything having to do with that part of my life. It literally was a present to myself for getting through the IVF and just kind of like a celebratory gift that I wanted to do. So.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  Would you deserve?

• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:58Bunnie XO?

  So that's why we have her and we named her Snow White and I just.

• 2:01Speaker 01

  She's lush.

• 2:01Bunnie XO?

  Dude.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  She is lush.

• 2:03Bunnie XO?

  She purrs like a friggin kitten.

• 2:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's very, very smooth.

• 2:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  Like if milk was a car.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Oh. Creme. What do they call that Spanish shit?

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Creme.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Creme.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  Creme.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  Creme la fresa.

• 2:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it's so good and I'm just so thankful that I am in a position to be able to afford that vehicle, but it has been my dream car and now I don't ever have to buy any other car. I have all the cars that I could possibly want.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're all so pretty.

• 2:31Bunnie XO?

  We've been out here just, what else have we been doing dude? Just living life. We have been having.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  Genere.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, like I haven't drank this much and.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  Same.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  It's.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, you remember that time like a couple of weeks ago when I said I would never drink again?

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  And here we are.

• 2:47Bunnie XO?

  We would be here. We're going home to Nashville just to get better. Like we have.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  I need to heal.

• 2:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. We're only going back home for a week though and then we're back in LA because why?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Got a house guys.

• 2:59Bunnie XO?

  We bought an LA house baby. We got a LA compound, LA compound. I'm so excited. You guys know I've been wanting a west coast house forever. Had one in Vegas and it just Vegas, I don't know, this isn't me anymore. So I've been trying to slowly make my way to Cali and here we are baby. So we found the dopest little crib. It's not little.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  So perfect.

• 3:21Bunnie XO?

  We found the dopest crib out here on a really good part of town and so we are going to be west coastin baby a lot.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  We're back.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  We're back.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  We're back. Look at us.

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Look at us.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  Look at us.

• 3:32Bunnie XO?

  Look at us. Yeah, I'm so happy though. This week's been really awesome. It's just been like, as much as it's been like us fucking going, going, going and just like doing everything that we've ever dreamed of, it's still been like a recharge for the soul.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  No, it's been fun. Our little crew we have too, like just making like desserts at 2am and stuff and like trying to cook.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. The cookie saga.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  The cookie saga is crazy.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  Hour adventure of trying to figure out how to make cookie bowls.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Which you know, at the end guys, it really did work out. It really did.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  No, I was, they looked.

• 4:05Bunnie XO?

  We've had movie nights like, yeah.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  It's been fine.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  It was very healing. I had a moment the other day. We were all out on the back porch and it was like, everyone was laid out in the sun together and we were looking over LA and I just like, we were all laughing and having a really good time. I got a little teary eyed. I was like, it's so beautiful.

• 4:21Speaker 01

  Don't be gay.

• 4:22Bunnie XO?

  Sorry gay. Don't be gay. It's, um, it's just been such a special time, you know, because I, I feel like I'm living more now in the moment than I ever have. I don't even post half the, I don't post anything we do.

• 4:35Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  No, actually. No one knows what we're doing.

• 4:38Bunnie XO?

  Nobody knows what we're doing and I fucking love it here. Quiet on the creek.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:43Bunnie XO?

  I'm just so, it's been, it's been awesome.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, we stayed very quiet even in our stories. Like normally we all live in our stories. This has been so.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Mine's just like matcha selfie.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, 5%.

• 4:56Bunnie XO?

  Mine's like outfit check. That's it.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's really cool too. We're, we're not living in our phones. We're living in the moment and I really enjoy it.

• 5:04Bunnie XO?

  It's a beautiful, it's been a beautiful time and I love living like this and I think that I would not want to spend it with anybody else but you guys.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Oh my god, stop.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  She's gonna fucking cry.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm a little emotional. I'm gonna start my period.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Hold on, the theme of today's episode is also inspired by our trip.

• 5:22Bunnie XO?

  It is. Should we talk about it?

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Let's talk about it.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Let's talk about it.

• 5:26Bunnie XO?

  Alright, so the other night, we went to this honky tonk that's out here in LA that we had a fucking blast at. Should we shout them out? What is it called?

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Well, I don't want people going.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  Never mind, never mind. I went back. It's our safe space, but we went to this bar that we are gonna leave unnamed because we don't want people to take it over and because we'll probably always be there, but it reminded us of home and we had so much fun. It was a blast and as we were leaving, we, we pass, Haley went off on a side quest. Her new, her new side quest is she goes to fucking. For a grilled cheese at 3am.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  Guys, the grilled cheese is horrible.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Ridiculous.

• 6:04Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Guys, grilled cheese is so fire. I'm gonna have one multiple times.

• 6:08Bunnie XO?

  Like she has to have a fucking grilled cheese every night. Um, and so we were driving by and it was so funny because Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls was playing the day before and they, he talks about the seventh veil in Girls, Girls, Girls. And I looked at somebody, I can't remember who it was and I was like, is seventh veil even open still? And the person was like, no, it's been closed down. And I was just like, oh, okay. We literally drive, it's 2 o'clock in the morning. We drive by seventh veil and I'm like, seventh veil is open. I'm like dude, let's go in there and make it rain on somebody, right? Me, Mimi, Jaime and a couple of other people go into seventh veil and we walk in there, nobody's in there, not one fucking person.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Nobody guys.

• 6:50Bunnie XO?

  Not one person.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Just us.

• 6:51Bunnie XO?

  But as soon as I walk in, I see this hottie who's this blonde chick and she was so banging dude, so beautiful. And we.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  We're sorry Haley, okay?

• 7:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so Haley wasn't with us, but just listen to the story. So anyways, the theme of this, this trip somehow became Frank Sinatra's New York, New York. And, uh, I won't go any further than that. It's Saba the Rock. And, um, so we wanted this girl to dance for two songs and we were gonna bless her with, you know, like a thousand bucks to just go on stage and dance two songs for us. So I picked Young Dolph Major and then New York, New York.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:32Bunnie XO?

  Um, by Frank Sinatra and this girl gets up there, she dances and I'm telling you, I have never thought that Frank Sinatra's song could be so sexy and she was like shaking her ass to New York, New York and it was so hot dude.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Magical.

• 7:48Bunnie XO?

  We were literally just making it rain.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  I almost saw it in slow motion. Like she's upside down on the pole and her ass cheeks are clapping on the pole and we're making it rain on top of her to New York, New York. And it's just, these dollar bills are just falling so slowly.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Magical.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  I know, she's just clicking her heels.

• 8:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Love a good heel click.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  I miss her.

• 8:09Bunnie XO?

  It was hot. I, we gotta go back and see her.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  No, like can we please? Cause I was.

• 8:13Bunnie XO?

  I think her name was cinnamon. Um, she was so hot, gorgeous, beautiful. Well anyways, we got home and we told Haley about it because she was on her side quest and of course Haley was upset and fucking was mad that we had gone without her. So the other night we were at home just having like a game night and like eating and just like, I don't know.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Having a really good time.

• 8:32Bunnie XO?

  Just having a blast. And, um, we, I'm like dude, let's take Haley to, we're gonna kidnap her and take her to seventh veil.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  She goes, let's blindfold Haley.

• 8:42Bunnie XO?

  I think, I think somebody else came up with the blindfold. We won't say any names.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  Fuck out of me. I was like, what's happening right now?

• 8:49Bunnie XO?

  So we all hop in fucking Snow White and we head down to seventh veil. Haley has no idea where we're going, but we, as we turn in, we park in the back parking lot, we walk up and she's like, I fucking knew it. And of course, security knows us there now. So they were all sweet to us.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  So sweet, love them.

• 9:05Bunnie XO?

  And so we walk in and the girl that wasn't there, uh, the girl that was there the first night wasn't there, but go ahead Haley, take over from here.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  We picked out another girl who was cute and, uh, go to the DJ booth and I gave him two songs.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  Which were?

• 9:22Speaker 01

  And, uh, Bussin' by Money Bag Yo and, uh, what was the other one?

• 9:29Bunnie XO?

  Uh, Rich, Rich Bitch.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  R and B by Dolph, of course, because I miss Major.

• 9:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  And, um, yeah, then we sat down and waited for her. Um, little awkward at first, not gonna lie. I didn't know what to do. I just kinda sat there.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  You look like you knew what to do. No ma'am. No, no, no. Let's, let's talk about the fact that you, she was on the stage for 2.5 seconds and he blew half the wad.

• 9:53Speaker 01

  I didn't know what else to do.

• 9:54Speaker 02

  You panicked.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Cause I was, it was awkward.

• 9:57Speaker 02

  Haley chill, there's two songs.

• 9:58Bunnie XO?

  I said, hey, don't blow your wad.

• 10:01Speaker 03

  I'll give her my wad.

• 10:02Speaker 01

  I kept asking everyone. I was like, give me your wad, give me your wad.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Well, cause like it just felt awkward just sitting there and not making it rain. Yeah, it's just like.

• 10:11Bunnie XO?

  The swig and berries. What do you call a woman's parts?

• 10:15Speaker 02

  That's

• 10:16Speaker 03

  Me?

• 10:17Bunnie XO?

  She had a

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Me?

• 10:18Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 10:19Speaker 03

  I thought she was looking at me saying, what do you call a woman's parts?

• 10:21Speaker 02

  What do you call a woman's?

• 10:22Bunnie XO?

  Wait, twig and berries?

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Rename it.

• 10:25Bunnie XO?

  So I said, what do you call a woman's? The Grand Canyon?

• 10:30Speaker 03

  Dang.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  As opposed to the Grand Canyon, dude.

• 10:34Bunnie XO?

  The Little Canyon? She was hot, though. She was.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Oh, she was so hot.

• 10:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. She was sweet. She was really nice, yeah.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  So we did it again.

• 10:42Bunnie XO?

  So we made it rain and

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Then we left. We literally go in for two songs and then we're like

• 10:46Bunnie XO?

  We were all in sweats. I was in Uggs.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Uggs.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  I almost wore slippers.

• 10:52Bunnie XO?

  I don't know, LA has just been so fucking magical for us, dude. It's been a rebirth and I am thrilled.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  He goes, should I change my shoes? And he had the Playboy slippers on. He said, no, I wore my slippers to the red light district in Amsterdam. You should at least wear yours. He wouldn't do it.

• 11:06Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 11:07Speaker 03

  I'm scared. No, they're a little loose. I don't want to lose one in there.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  Walking down the strip club in one.

• 11:14Bunnie XO?

  I get scared if the bottoms are thin, you know?

• 11:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:17Bunnie XO?

  You step on something.

• 11:18Speaker 03

  I never know.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  Exactly what you said. You're like, where's my shoes? And Amber's like, just glasses. You said, no, I might step on something.

• 11:22Bunnie XO?

  I said, I might step on a hyperthermic needle. This is LA. You never know.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  You know what? You never know. It's been wild. Amber saw someone shit on the sidewalk.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  I also saw that.

• 11:30Bunnie XO?

  Full spread butthole.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  You saw that too?

• 11:32Speaker 03

  No, I saw a human shit on the sidewalk.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  No, she watched somebody spread it and shit.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  I saved her.

• 11:36Bunnie XO?

  We walked by.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  It was us. I wasn't even there the first night.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Bro, if you would have slipped in someone's human shit in your platforms, I would have lost it.

• 11:43Bunnie XO?

  I would have just put me in the coffin right there. No, I'll fucking throw up, man. Why? Like, there's so much land. Why do you have to pick the sidewalk?

• 11:52Speaker 02

  There's so much land.

• 11:53Bunnie XO?

  Wasn't even the side of the sidewalk. There's so much real estate that you could drop a deuce in and you're just fucking trying to shit on a fucking sidewalk.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  We were at Rodeo Drive the other day and this woman was spread eagle. I looked over. She's sitting on the steps. Did anyone else see her just spread eagle on the steps?

• 12:07Speaker 03

  I did. On the right?

• 12:09Speaker 02

  On the right.

• 12:09Bunnie XO?

  Where was I?

• 12:10Speaker 02

  I did. I said, look at that lady.

• 12:11Bunnie XO?

  Where was I? You gotta yell that louder.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  I mean

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was there.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  You were there. She was spread eagle on those steps.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Straight, spread.

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  I must have, like, naked?

• 12:22Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  It was, it was, there's something there. It was

• 12:25Speaker 03

  It was like her lunch break.

• 12:27Bunnie XO?

  Like, like clam chowder?

• 12:29Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 12:29Bunnie XO?

  Hmm.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Is that what we should call it?

• 12:31Bunnie XO?

  Clam chowder.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Instead of taking the clam berries?

• 12:34Bunnie XO?

  Her little clam chowder was hanging out.

• 12:37Bunnie XO?

  Not the chowder. I know a guy.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  I know a guy.

• 12:40Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  That being said?

• 12:43Bunnie XO?

  We're LA hoes now, baby.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 12:45Bunnie XO?

  Oh, what?

• 12:45Speaker 02

  So what else? I was just gonna say, we're gonna ask you guys about what your favorite stripper story was.

• 12:49Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Oops, sorry. I'm excited. I'm excited. This isn't my set. I'm tearing it down. Yes, so, somebody came up with the idea yesterday. Haley?

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:00Bunnie XO?

  Best or worst strip club story and you guys, of course, delivered.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  Instagram, you can just DM us. We always ask in our stories what you guys are gonna be a part of. Ask to confess what it's about.

• 13:11Bunnie XO?

  Just always put ATC in front of it and hopefully your story will get read.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  We got some good ones, guys, cuz I, wait, wait. Jaime has a stripper story he would like to share with everyone.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  I do. I'll kick us off. Um, okay, where was I? Oh, shout out Mobile, Mobile, Alabama.

• 13:26Bunnie XO?

  Oh, this is a good one.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, was out there. It was after a show. It was somebody's idea. Didn't know who, whose it was. Went out there and it seemed fun, but

• 13:37Speaker 03

  I think the girl trying to hit on me may have been her first day.

• 13:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  Now, what indicates that to me is that I definitely saw a large manager-looking dude, like whispering to her and pointing at me. And she just seemed very shy. She kinda just came up with her arms kinda crossed and she's like, hey. And I'm like, hey. And I'm like, what's up? She's like, how are you? I'm good. Then after like two minutes, I think she kinda got weird and then kinda walked away. But I thought it was, it was, it may have been me, but

• 14:07Speaker 02

  Jaime, I don't, you don't get very, like, stripper.

• 14:10Bunnie XO?

  That wasn't giving, like, come sit on my lap.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  What I

• 14:13Bunnie XO?

  It wasn't giving, like, I'm about to trick off my whole fucking college fund on you.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I think I gave her the forty dollars I had and just was like, here you go.

• 14:20Bunnie XO?

  Without her dancing?

• 14:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:22Bunnie XO?

  No wonder she left.

• 14:22Speaker 03

  It was her first day.

• 14:24Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Or was it your first day? I'm a little confused here.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  It was one of those where no one was in there. We were the only ones in there. And you can tell she just maybe got off to lunch or I don't know what was going on. She smelled nice. She did smell nice.

• 14:38Bunnie XO?

  Jaime would have an awkward ass, like, strip club story.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  But she was, she was sweet and, yeah.

• 14:44Bunnie XO?

  Alright, well, I don't, this one's a little bit raunchier and it has to do with me. I didn't remember it. I don't know. It's very personal, so I don't know if we're going to air it.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 14:53Bunnie XO?

  But, um, so, one of my exes wrote in and they were like, uh, when you fucked me on the floor of OG's, literally in the middle of the club, that story will live forever. How, how am I ever supposed to forget that shit? I remember you stood up and my cum went everywhere. You're a monster. And then I said, wait, I go, tell me the whole story so I can tell it. So let's hear what it says. Oh.

• 15:16Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, you probably don't remember. Um, you called me in the club. I came in the club. You sat me in the middle of the floor of OG's on the big floor in the middle, like smack center at one of those round tables with the two chairs. And you came over and you straddled me and you just, like, we were sitting there talking and it turned me on. And you fucking fucked me in front of everybody. You rode me in front of everybody. It was honestly, it was a lot of fun.

• 15:52Bunnie XO?

  He said, I kinda liked it. We might, we might have to chop that up a little bit, but

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Can we distort his voice so it sounds like somebody else?

• 15:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make it like a really deep

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little Yeah, like, it's like one of those, like, FBI informants. Can we please do that? Okay.

• 16:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Just do that.

• 16:07Bunnie XO?

  So, yeah, your girl has a couple. I have quite a few strip club stories I can tell, but I just figured I would kick it off with that one.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Beautiful. Alright, I wanna read mine.

• 16:15Bunnie XO?

  You guys know, I told you I like sex in public. I've told you guys that.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  You do. This one says, I used to work as a dancer. When I was eighteen till I was twenty-one, I will never forget one of the girls was giving a man a lap dance. She was grinding on him so hard and we all knew that she was gonna get paid. She was on the couch next to me halfway through the song. She started to scream bloody, curtling murder. Her clit piercing got stuck in the guy's zipper.

• 16:39Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  An ambulance was called, lights went on, and there they were. In their finest moment, the man grabbed her outfit to cover his face while the paramedics removed her piercing for free from his zipper.

• 16:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my god. That is rough, dude.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  I've never seen a strip club with the lights on.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  I feel like everyone scatters like cockroaches. Yeah, lights come on. Imagine being stuck there and you can't move. It's like, what's that one movie we watched with Cameron Diaz?

• 17:14Speaker 03

  Oh, something about marrying.

• 17:15Bunnie XO?

  And it gets stuck in the back of

• 17:16Speaker 03

  Fantastic.

• 17:16Bunnie XO?

  In the throat. Oh, no, that's, uh, The Sweetest Thing.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  The Sweetest Thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, my god, that's rough, dude. That was mine. That made me hurt thinking about that. I can't, a little, can't do it.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  I'm clenching.

• 17:30Bunnie XO?

  Can't do it, Captain.

• 17:33Bunnie XO?

  What? Can't do it, Captain.

• 17:34Speaker 03

  You can pierce your clit? That's a genuine question.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. You know what's crazy, though? Like, some people

• 17:39Bunnie XO?

  Our stripper had it the other night.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Really? Some people, they like pierce the hood almost. It's not so much like, but yeah. If you do it wrong and you go to like a not as experienced person, you can lose all feeling in it, or it can overstimulate it and you're constantly stimulated.

• 17:54Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Like, you can just sit there and orgasm.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  And are there anyone in LA that can do that?

• 18:01Bunnie XO?

  Making an appointment.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  I'm already, I'm already, okay. Alright, okay.

• 18:04Bunnie XO?

  Alright, uh, I have a short one. Short and sweet.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  Short.

• 18:08Bunnie XO?

  Um, I fell asleep at a strip club in Vegas. My head rested on the stage. Woke up to a dancer aggressively clapping her heels over my head, screaming, I'm gonna come.

• 18:21Bunnie XO?

  That's it. Okay.

• 18:24Speaker 02

  That's giving Jaime.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  What, clapping her heels?

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  No, you would fall asleep on the stage.

• 18:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  He'd be like, I kinda don't wanna be here.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:33Bunnie XO?

  I'd take a nap here.

• 18:37Bunnie XO?

  Like, how, how are you gonna?

• 18:38Speaker 03

  What song was it?

• 18:39Bunnie XO?

  Come to someone that's just sleeping? I mean, I think she might have been acting or jazzing it up for the It woke him up. Maybe that's why she did it.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:48Bunnie XO?

  I get it. Just to wake him up.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  That last night, the girl didn't click her heels. I was waiting for it.

• 18:52Bunnie XO?

  I did not get a heel clip. I was a little upset about that. She barely got naked, guys. The one before that, though, was like upside down on it.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I wish I would have

• 18:59Bunnie XO?

  Probably cuz I threw half my load on her. That's, half my stack.

• 19:03Speaker 02

  Did half your load on her?

• 19:06Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Alright, anyway, who's next?

• 19:08Bunnie XO?

  This one got me. One of the worst strip club stories I've personally witnessed. A girl that was clearly on drugs and didn't have the best hygiene sat next to me and three other dancers in the locker room and bragged that she found a hundred dollars she must have made the other night in a private room. She found it lodged inside her vagina. Found it three days later. She said she must have not realized the customer shoved it in her. She told me this story seven years ago and I'm still so traumatized. How do you not feel that? I mean, what?

• 19:42Bunnie XO?

  You know?

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Well, they can get pretty small when you crumple them, crumple them up.

• 19:45Bunnie XO?

  I mean, if a girl had a frog in her pussy, if a girl had a frog in her pussy and didn't know and, you know, I don't know. I could feel a tampon. I would rage if I found fucking money in my vagina, dude.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  With her nails out there trying to grab some money out?

• 20:04Bunnie XO?

  I can. She'd probably make us grab it. No.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  She would. She'd like, someone look inside of there.

• 20:09Bunnie XO?

  Yep, wouldn't happen.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  You would make me look in there.

• 20:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you would. I would, I would be holding the flashlight like I did for my dad.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  Earlier, as you're walking out of the room, she just looks at me and she goes, I said, you wanna fuck? Drops the towel. She's like, I've been waiting.

• 20:23Bunnie XO?

  I thought you'd never ask. I'm in my prime right now.

• 20:26Speaker 02

  It was

• 20:26Bunnie XO?

  She's ovulating right now.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  She has to be. It was crazy.

• 20:29Bunnie XO?

  I am ovulating.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:31Bunnie XO?

  Good times, good times.

• 20:33Speaker 02

  Um, uh, I'm gonna take a little dark turn here.

• 20:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh, fuck.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  I know. Sorry, guys. Um, I actually know this person. They said, uh, I have one for you. I took a friend to the Platinum Plus. It's legendary in Memphis. For his twenty-first birthday, uh, the dancer he chose gave her, gave him a lap dance and she died in his lap from an overdose.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  She?

• 20:58Speaker 02

  Actually happened.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Did he get to keep them?

• 21:01Bunnie XO?

  Stop. Should we have a moment of silence? Yes. For her. Let's have a moment of silence.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  They're fucking dog.

• 21:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, man. That's rough. That's, that's really rough.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  R.I.P. the stripper.

• 21:13Bunnie XO?

  Rip.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  Rippie.

• 21:16Bunnie XO?

  How'd I follow that? Tell me, switch him up.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Haley's face.

• 21:23Bunnie XO?

  Switch things up.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Uh, okay. Um, my new husband and I didn't get a bachelorette party or bachelor party, so we rounded up some friends and went to the strip club. We were trying to buy a dance from a sweet girl that just got off stage and the ginger bedazzled bush girl on stage told her to leave the stage while her pussy is dancing. She got fired for being a cunt and the carpet matches the drapes.

• 21:50Bunnie XO?

  That's intense. The ginger bedazzled pussy.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  Had me at ginger bedazzled pussy.

• 21:56Bunnie XO?

  I listen, it was a great visual because I totally visualized it.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  Bush.

• 22:00Bunnie XO?

  Ginger bedazzled bush.

• 22:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 22:04Bunnie XO?

  Hard.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 22:06Bunnie XO?

  I like something in it. Okay.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  Let me see.

• 22:08Bunnie XO?

  Ginger bedazzled bush.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  I had to keep it going. I, you know, like when you have something in your eye. That was happening.

• 22:19Bunnie XO?

  Alright, I got a good one right here. I don't know, I got some really good ones.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got another banger coming up. I can't wait.

• 22:24Bunnie XO?

  Let's see if it tops this one.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  Okay, I feel like we got a lot of the same ones.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had that one.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, only, only right into one of us.

• 22:33Bunnie XO?

  It would have to be the guy, one of my worst, uh, strip club stories is it would have to be a guy that used to come in and ask for bloody tampons to put in his vodka shot. Good old Columbia, South Carolina, hole in the wall.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  I'm crying.

• 22:49Bunnie XO?

  Just like a little vampire.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 22:53Bunnie XO?

  Dunking it like an Oreo cookie.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  That's why the string's there.

• 22:58Speaker 01

  Stop.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  I have full body chills right now. I don't like that.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Same. Yeah, I'm gonna throw up.

• 23:04Speaker 03

  Vodka?

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Like a.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Is that what a Bloody Mary is?

• 23:08Speaker 01

  Oh. Like a vodka cran, but.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 23:14Speaker 01

  It would look the same color.

• 23:16Speaker 02

  Nope, don't like it.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  I wonder if he added a lime.

• 23:19Bunnie XO?

  I wonder if he, yep, yep, a little, a little salt.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Just a splash of lime.

• 23:22Speaker 03

  I do have a question though. What's like the common attire for a strip club?

• 23:27Bunnie XO?

  Windbreakers for men.

• 23:29Speaker 03

  Really?

• 23:29Speaker 02

  Oh, who are we talking about? The dude or the girl?

• 23:31Speaker 03

  The dude.

• 23:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they would always come in with either thin slacks or windbreakers because they can feel everything. You know how many men come in their pants as you're giving them a lap dance?

• 23:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure that guy the other night did.

• 23:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, he walked out, he walked out kinda.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  A little wet.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  Crazy. I watched the night that you got your dance.

• 23:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  There was a dude in the corner. I don't know if you guys noticed him?

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

  No, I didn't look at any of it.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  No, I was scared.

• 23:55Bunnie XO?

  I was there for the women.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. Alright, this one says.

• 23:59Bunnie XO?

  Shout out Seven Fail.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  Was on a work.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Was on a work's night out, ended up in a strip club. Coworker bought me a private dance, turned out to be my current girlfriend at the time and I didn't know she was working as a stripper.

• 24:13Bunnie XO?

  Wow, that's kinda hot though.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  And I told her I wasn't actually going out that night.

• 24:18Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay, that's not hot.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  In the morning, things were interesting.

• 24:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's not hot.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 24:25Speaker 03

  Who noticed who first?

• 24:27Speaker 02

  I mean, but who's mad at who? She didn't tell him that she was stripping and he said.

• 24:30Bunnie XO?

  Just fuck it out in the club and talk about it later. Role play. That's what I would have done. I'd have been like, you know what? This scenario's hot. It's never gonna happen again. Let's fuck it out. We'll deal with it when we get home.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  I mean, that's an easy fix.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay, I get it.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  My friend went to the strip club and decided to get a private dance from one of the dancers. She danced two songs. He said vibes were perfect and he was rock hard. When she got up, he had blood all over his lap. Turns out the girl was on her period. He hasn't been to a strip club since.

• 24:56Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that happened to me. It might have been an accident. I was giving.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  You rubbed blood on someone?

• 25:01Bunnie XO?

  I didn't do it on purpose. So it was the first time I ever wore a white G-string too. The first time I ever wore a white G-string. I'm dancing for this person and I'm like, I'm not turned on. Why do I feel like this? You know, like down there, cause it was like slippery and I was like, what the hell's going on? I stand up and my entire white G-string from like top to bottom is just covered in blood and there's blood on the guy's pants and he wanted me to keep dancing. He didn't care.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  What a man.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  The night when I get his sword bloody.

• 25:35Bunnie XO?

  I'll tell you something about men. They're not very hard to please.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. That's a fact. Cause for me, I wouldn't have really cared.

• 25:42Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  I mean, like.

• 25:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, dudes don't care.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  Washing machine.

• 25:45Bunnie XO?

  Dudes do not care. Yeah.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:48Bunnie XO?

  Alright.

• 25:49Speaker 03

  Fifteen minutes.

• 25:50Bunnie XO?

  This one is from our boy Charlie Classic.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  Oh, this is gonna be good.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  After this too, you guys, uh, Josh Adam Myers wanted to be on the show and he said to FaceTime him. He has a story.

• 25:58Bunnie XO?

  Okay, okay. One time we had a dancer named Sapphire and she was on stage when her boyfriend busted through the front door screaming. He was going to kill her because she ate the last Hot Pocket at their place.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  Stop, I get it.

• 26:11Bunnie XO?

  He was not joking, being held back by three security guards while screaming, you knew I loved the pepperoni ones, you hot pocket eating hoe. He.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Hot pocket eating hoe?

• 26:24Speaker 03

  She's done it before.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  I kinda feel like that should be my nickname.

• 26:26Bunnie XO?

  He was pulled out of the club screaming and losing his mind while Sapphire, the dancer yelled across the club from the stage, please stop. I love him. And I'm not kidding. Sapphire came up to me and said, I deserved to die because I knew it was his and I ate it anyway. Some people don't play about Hot Pockets.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  That's what a vagina should be called.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  A Hot Pocket?

• 26:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, there we go.

• 26:49Bunnie XO?

  A little beefy Hot Pocket.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:51Bunnie XO?

  Oh, the beefy ones or the pepperoni ones?

• 26:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:54Speaker 03

  Which one do you think?

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Hot Pocket.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  I like, I like a good, I like, I kinda.

• 26:58Speaker 02

  If you don't say ham and cheese, I don't know why we're friends.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  I think it would feel like the ham and cheese.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  But like only in breakfast. I don't like it later on during the day.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Any time of the day.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't want to.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Whatever dude.

• 27:11Speaker 02

  We're calling Josh.

• 27:14Bunnie XO?

  Fine. Were you beefing over fucking Hot Pockets?

• 27:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Which one's your favorite?

• 27:17Speaker 01

  I get why you.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  I would be upset too.

• 27:20Bunnie XO?

  You could cut the tension with a knife.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  Meatball one is pretty good.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  I don't know if I like the meatball. Meatball one so much.

• 27:30Bunnie XO?

  Joshua Adam Meyer.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  We got to see him all over here, guys, and that was really cool.

• 27:35Bunnie XO?

  I know, I love him so much.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  Josh, answer the phone.

• 27:38Bunnie XO?

  Myers is one of the best humans in the world. We got to see everybody. We got to see highlight. We got to see everybody. We got to see highlight and Doobie.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  I know.

• 27:47Bunnie XO?

  Like we got to see all the homies here, so it's been really cool, dude.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  It's been a really good, great, great trip, but I'm enjoying it so much. Josh's new music is fire, guys.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  The, the one about implants, my new theme song.

• 27:57Bunnie XO?

  Yep. Alright, guys, we're heading back home to Nashville for a week and then we'll be back in LA, so who knows? You might see us back here again.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  If you did, you didn't.

• 28:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. If you do, you do. If you don't, you don't.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:08Bunnie XO?

  Alright, see you guys next week. Love you, bye.