Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: Should I Have Jeffree Star's Baby?! About this episode The gang is back and this week’s Ask, Tell, Confess is straight-up unhinged. We kick things off by admitting the wildest places we’ve ever gotten down, then dive into your anonymous confessions—some are an immediate HELL NO, but a shocking number we’d actually try.
These stories are feral, disgusting, and honestly? Kinda hot. From graveyards and casino bathrooms to Harley hoods, Ferris wheels, creek beds and more, y’all truly have zero shame. Bunnie even starts calling friends mid-episode for their dirtiest hookup stories, just to prove nobody in her circle is innocent.
Somehow, it turns into the ultimate hookup bucket list. Castles, lighthouses, private planes, love-cloud fantasies—everyone’s got a dream spot, and Hailee is fully committed to making her Amish buggy fantasy happen.
If you’ve ever made a questionable decision in the name of love—or straight-up lust—you’re either gonna feel very seen… or like a total saint after this one.
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2:18 Speaker 03 Are we not doing the other one?
2:20 Bunnie XO? What's the other one?
2:21 Speaker 03 The like weirdest sex toys?
2:22 Bunnie XO? Do we ever know what the fuck is going on before we film?
2:25 Speaker 04 No.
2:26 Bunnie XO? No.
2:26 Speaker 04 We just really raw dogged this, guys.
2:28 Bunnie XO? I'm telling you, no sheath.
2:31 Speaker 03 What does that mean?
2:32 Bunnie XO? Have you never heard of a condom being called a sheath?
2:35 Speaker 04 No.
2:38 Speaker 04 What the fuck did she just say?
2:39 Bunnie XO? I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure. Are we rolling?
2:43 Speaker 04 Rolling.
2:43 Bunnie XO? Oh shit, alright, so I don't know if this is what it's called, but I'm pretty sure, hold on.
2:49 Speaker 03 Like an old English?
2:50 Speaker 04 I feel like it's like those condoms they used to have that were...
2:54 Speaker 05 Hey, what's on your mind?
2:57 Bunnie XO? So, is a condom called a sheath?
2:59 Speaker 05 Yep, it can be. Sheath is just a more formal or old school word for it, no, protective covering, same thing.
3:07 Speaker 04 See, when I think sheath, I think it's like when they would use like lamb skin?
3:11 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
3:11 Speaker 04 Or intestines for condoms?
3:12 Bunnie XO? How the fuck I knew that? I have no fucking idea.
3:14 Speaker 03 A last lady fetched me the sheath.
3:21 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
3:23 Bunnie XO? Can you admit? How would a guy say it? But how would a guy say it when he's putting it on? How does he say it using that? Me lady, can you help me put on thy sheath?
3:37 Speaker 04 Thy sheath.
3:38 Bunnie XO? Thy sheath. Alright, so anyways, um, hello friends, welcome to another Al
3:48 Bunnie XO? Tell
3:49 Speaker 04 Didn't sound very wet.
3:50 Bunnie XO? Confer.
3:54 Bunnie XO? That was my whistle for everybody who was in the comments last week saying I don't whistle anymore.
3:58 Speaker 04 Yeah.
3:59 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
3:59 Speaker 04 You did a little like YMCA over there, didn't you? Yeah. You give me the little. I did the A.
4:05 Bunnie XO? Oh, we should have a little, yeah. A T C.
4:09 Speaker 04 I love that.
4:11 Bunnie XO? I like it. I like, we're fucking dorks. Shit gets, shit gets us so excited.
4:17 Speaker 04 Gang. She said dorks.
4:21 Bunnie XO? Okay. Oh my goodness, I'm so excited. We literally have ran around all day long, meetings, uh, fucking you name it.
4:31 Speaker 04 Getting ready.
4:32 Bunnie XO? Leaving to go to LA for two weeks almost.
4:35 Speaker 03 Have any of you guys packed?
4:36 Bunnie XO? No. I have my suitcases in the car that I just bought for the trip just because.
4:40 Speaker 04 I was wondering where you were. I was like, we have a glam in like 30 minutes and she's shopping.
4:46 Bunnie XO? I was, I had to get cute little, you know, outfits to sleep in and.
4:50 Speaker 04 I saw the bags down there.
4:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah, me. Listen, a girl had to step her game up and sex her frame up, okay?
4:57 Speaker 04 Okay, that, that's, that's the quote for summer.
5:00 Speaker 03 All know to come cuddle one night.
5:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah, with your, bring your sheath.
5:10 Bunnie XO? So last week was, I hate, you guys loved the Ask Tell Confess. So many people in the comments. Who told us the subject to do this week?
5:19 Speaker 04 A lot of people actually asked. It was not just a one person.
5:22 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
5:22 Speaker 04 It was a lot of people asked about this one and I thought, you know what? If it's most asked, why not?
5:27 Bunnie XO? Okay, let's, let's, uh, tell people what it is.
5:30 Speaker 04 Uh, everyone wants to know the wildest place that you've had sex.
5:35 Bunnie XO? Dun dun dun. Where's the wildest place you've had sex, Haley?
5:40 Speaker 03 I don't think I'd be doing it at Wild.
5:42 Bunnie XO? Girl, you'd be fucking in werewolf costumes and fucking.
5:45 Speaker 03 You know what? Okay, so that's not the, mm, I mean, it was in the middle of an apartment complex out the side of his yellow Dodge Challenger. I remember that and I was in full on wolf makeup, including yellow contacts.
5:59 Bunnie XO? Ew, there's nothing sexy.
6:01 Speaker 03 I had to pull my cape up.
6:04 Bunnie XO? There is nothing sexy about yellow contacts. I don't care who you are.
6:08 Speaker 03 When you're a wolf, it goes.
6:10 Speaker 04 Pull your cape up.
6:13 Speaker 03 Looks good.
6:14 Speaker 04 Put the cape to the side.
6:16 Bunnie XO? Oh, my gosh. I think everybody knows mine graveyard. I've done it in graveyards, dentist office.
6:24 Speaker 03 Wait, dentist office with the dentist?
6:26 Bunnie XO? The dental assistant. Yeah. He was my man at the time. R I P Tony.
6:32 Speaker 03 Got it.
6:33 Bunnie XO? He was the dentist.
6:34 Speaker 06 Oh, in the back of a Uber Comfort. But it wasn't full sex going on.
6:40 Speaker 03 Well.
6:41 Speaker 06 We were drunk. But yeah, that was it.
6:45 Bunnie XO? That's hot.
6:46 Speaker 06 Yeah, I tipped the.
6:48 Speaker 03 Did he just let you?
6:49 Speaker 06 Huh?
6:50 Speaker 03 He just let you go?
6:50 Speaker 06 She didn't say anything. I kept looking.
6:53 Speaker 03 He's probably fucking terrified.
6:55 Speaker 06 Yeah, she just kept looking straight.
6:56 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I mean, I'm sure if you're an Uber driver, you're definitely, you know, seeing, driving some passengers around there, getting blowjobs, banging in the back of the car.
7:08 Speaker 06 Yeah, I just kind of at the time threw her 20 after I left. I'm like, I'm sorry.
7:12 Bunnie XO? Sorry for the smell.
7:16 Speaker 03 I would break tech so hard.
7:17 Speaker 06 It was just one of those. No one was, yeah, no one was driving home, just Ubered home and it was, yeah.
7:22 Speaker 03 What position?
7:24 Speaker 04 Were you getting head or what was it?
7:26 Speaker 06 Brooke, I mean.
7:27 Speaker 03 Oh, it's Brooke. Hey.
7:29 Bunnie XO? You don't think he's gonna tell another story with it not being Brooke?
7:32 Speaker 03 I don't know. Could be a young.
7:35 Speaker 04 Young Jaime.
7:36 Bunnie XO? Young little whippersnapper.
7:37 Speaker 06 Oh, before the mother?
7:39 Bunnie XO? I love sex outside. I don't want to get caught, but I love sex outside. So, I mean, I've had sex in alleyways. Like you just name it. It's free for all. The world is your oyster. You know?
7:51 Speaker 03 That's wild.
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8:57 Speaker 03 Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders wherever you get your podcasts.
9:27 Speaker 04 Why are you looking at me like that? Waiting.
9:29 Bunnie XO? Where are we gonna know something? Tell us something juicy, because I know you're a freak.
9:33 Speaker 04 I did it in the woods the other day.
9:35 Bunnie XO? The other day? With all the tick, with the tick fucking problem that's going on in the world?
9:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:40 Bunnie XO? Got a tick in your asshole?
9:41 Speaker 04 No.
9:42 Bunnie XO? Ticking the puss?
9:43 Speaker 04 No.
9:46 Bunnie XO? How do you know? Are you sure?
9:48 Speaker 04 I checked.
9:49 Bunnie XO? There's a lot of folds down there.
9:50 Speaker 04 I checked.
9:51 Bunnie XO? Okay?
9:51 Speaker 04 I checked, okay? We did a deep dive.
9:54 Bunnie XO? Oh, all right. Well, that's hot. The woods. I'd like to get banged in the woods. That'd be hot. Up against a tree.
10:00 Speaker 04 You got 60 acres.
10:01 Bunnie XO? With my luck, I'd get fucking poisoned. Did you do it in our woods? You son of a bitch! You christen the compound? You already fucking christen the woods and I haven't even had a chance to do that? She said, yeah, we've got 60 acres. I was like, wait, what?
10:16 Speaker 04 Everyone gets an acre.
10:18 Bunnie XO? Alright, fine.
10:20 Speaker 06 It's good quality air with all the trees.
10:22 Bunnie XO? I'll be christening them soon. Right behind ya. Right behind ya.
10:27 Speaker 04 High five.
10:27 Bunnie XO? High five. Air five. People only knew that we turned into like fucking Marlboro red smoking fucking cognac drinking hillbillies when we talk about.
10:38 Speaker 04 Oh, it's disgusting how we speak about men. It's like so wild, you guys.
10:43 Bunnie XO? It's just like.
10:44 Speaker 03 I turned into somebody's uncle.
10:45 Bunnie XO? You turned into fucking.
10:47 Speaker 04 Construction workers.
10:48 Bunnie XO? Or like a logger. I get pictured of you like in a flannel with a flannel hat with the flaps, you know?
10:54 Speaker 04 You're just picking up random women at a fucking dive bar.
10:57 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
10:57 Speaker 04 Just hitting the fucking Marlboro red.
11:00 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:02 Bunnie XO? Mm hmm.
11:03 Speaker 03 I would.
11:03 Bunnie XO? Alright, so let's look at some of these wildest places that people have had sex. We want to honor everybody's anonymity. That's the word I learned from that one I was talking about, anonymity.
11:13 Speaker 04 Crazy.
11:14 Bunnie XO? Listen, I like.
11:15 Speaker 04 Oh, update on that. That person ended up, that person ended up telling their parents and they totally accepted the fact that they were gay.
11:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
11:22 Speaker 04 Yes.
11:23 Bunnie XO? Oh my gosh.
11:25 Speaker 04 Parents are totally cool with it. The dad was a little taken back, but has now fully accepted it. The mom immediately accepted the situation and
11:32 Bunnie XO? Oh.
11:32 Speaker 04 Very, very happy.
11:33 Bunnie XO? I'm so happy that we were able to help that person.
11:36 Speaker 04 Got that tattooed on my arm.
11:37 Bunnie XO? That makes me so happy.
11:38 Speaker 06 Roller coaster?
11:39 Speaker 04 That roller coaster is right there. It's the giant dipper. In Santa Cruz.
11:44 Speaker 03 How the hell you know that from white sticks?
11:47 Bunnie XO? It's like a fucking roller coaster.
11:49 Speaker 04 It's the most iconic one in America.
11:50 Bunnie XO? Is it a roller coaster?
11:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's like a hundred and ten years old.
11:53 Speaker 03 What if that's Six Flags?
11:55 Speaker 04 It's not. It's the oldest wooden roller coaster in America.
11:58 Speaker 06 Wait, I see the palm tree in the bottom.
12:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, you know what? I saw that as I was saying Six Flags and I.
12:03 Speaker 04 Santa Cruz, California.
12:06 Speaker 04 Should be coming up.
12:07 Bunnie XO? Nobody cares.
12:09 Speaker 04 I do.
12:10 Speaker 03 I'm blind.
12:11 Bunnie XO? I am too. Hey, I mean, you're gonna have to read some of these because of the angle. Okay, there we go. Alright, this person said, I conceived my first child in a casino bathroom.
12:22 Speaker 04 I love that. I love that they know when they conceived their child.
12:25 Bunnie XO? That's kinda fucking dope, though.
12:27 Speaker 04 I know when I conceived both of my kids.
12:29 Bunnie XO? I wonder who, I wonder what casino it was and if they should have named their kid after the casino.
12:34 Speaker 04 I know this person, so I am gonna reach out.
12:36 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Yeah.
12:38 Speaker 04 That's crazy.
12:40 Speaker 03 I literally, hold on, that reminds me of a TikTok I saw. And this couple had a baby and they named her Olive June because their first date was at Olive Garden and their anniversary was like June 21st, whatever.
12:52 Speaker 04 Really? No, the first comment was like Tinder May.
12:57 Speaker 04 It was so funny. The rest of the comments were just like, like Pornhub or like something like, it was so.
13:03 Bunnie XO? I love the name Olive, though. That's so cute.
13:06 Speaker 04 My friend has a daughter named Olive because they got married under an olive tree.
13:10 Bunnie XO? Oh, my goodness.
13:13 Speaker 04 So sweet.
13:13 Bunnie XO? I love that.
13:15 Speaker 04 Someone said, "On the hood of a car."
13:17 Bunnie XO? Hot. I love getting bent over in a car. Nothing makes a woman feel sexier than getting sprawled out on a car, dude.
13:23 Speaker 04 What kind of car, though?
13:25 Bunnie XO? Mine was a, my Shelby Roush Stage Two. It was a Mustang that I had.
13:31 Speaker 03 Mine was my Nissan Altima.
13:32 Speaker 04 What did you just say?
13:33 Speaker 06 I said Subaru.
13:35 Bunnie XO? Not the Subaru. Damn, does that thing even have a hood?
13:37 Speaker 06 It's low, but wide. You got a lot of surface area.
13:40 Bunnie XO? Alright.
13:41 Speaker 03 I had an Altima.
13:42 Bunnie XO? Yeah, hot.
13:43 Speaker 04 Got it. Alright.
13:44 Bunnie XO? Like it a lot.
13:45 Speaker 04 Alright.
13:46 Speaker 03 Bent her over my Harley while it was in my room to be worked on because no room in the garage.
13:51 Bunnie XO? Hot.
13:51 Speaker 04 Wait, do you guys remember that really hot couple that came to that Shinedown concert in Texas?
13:57 Speaker 04 That's them.
13:58 Bunnie XO? Speaking of Shinedown, shout out to our boy Zach Myers. I fucking love him.
14:02 Speaker 04 Should we call in a source and ask him where the wildest place was?
14:04 Bunnie XO? Yes, let's do it. I'm gonna FaceTime him. I'm gonna.
14:06 Speaker 03 What if we call in a few people?
14:08 Speaker 04 Yes, we should.
14:09 Bunnie XO? Okay, okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Alright, Zach Myers, you better answer the phone, you fuck.
14:16 Speaker 04 He was just getting tattooed. He said he's had his work, back worked on for 11 hours now.
14:20 Bunnie XO? Damn, maybe he's probably not gonna wanna answer then. Why is my microphone so high? Damn, I was like, hey guys.
14:30 Bunnie XO? You know what? I'm tired of you never answering the phone.
14:33 Speaker 04 Literally text me like five minutes ago.
14:36 Bunnie XO? Alright, we're gonna try to call Matt Matthews because Zach sucks.
14:40 Speaker 04 Hold on, did we see this one? Oh man.
14:42 Bunnie XO? I think people get scared when I FaceTime.
14:44 Speaker 04 You know what? I kinda would.
14:46 Speaker 05 Hello?
14:47 Bunnie XO? What are you doing?
14:49 Speaker 05 Driving to the vet to get my dogs. What are you doing?
14:51 Bunnie XO? Uh, I need to ask you where the wildest place you've had sex is.
14:56 Speaker 05 The wildest place?
14:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Mine was a graveyard and a dental office.
15:01 Speaker 05 Are you someone on a podcast?
15:02 Bunnie XO? Yes, we're calling random people, asking them the wildest places they've had sex.
15:07 Speaker 05 Um, I don't feel like it's very wild, but the barn?
15:12 Bunnie XO? That's hot, where the horse is watching?
15:14 Speaker 04 Oh, oh.
15:15 Speaker 05 Probably. That's like some bestiality.
15:20 Bunnie XO? I love you, I miss you. We're gonna call a couple other people now. Bye. Okay, who else?
15:26 Speaker 04 Jeffrey.
15:27 Bunnie XO? Jeffrey, you know he's had some...
15:29 Speaker 04 Did we see this one on the left? Guys?
15:32 Bunnie XO? Alright. What does it say?
15:35 Speaker 04 Said, "Used to visit the Dollar General store regularly. Parking lot is perfect spot."
15:39 Speaker 06 I get it.
15:40 Bunnie XO? The Do-Jen?
15:41 Speaker 04 Yeah, the little DG.
15:42 Bunnie XO? The little Do-Jen?
15:43 Speaker 04 The little DP in the DG.
15:44 Bunnie XO? I don't know, Jeffrey, Jeffrey's probably on a fucking live, okay?
15:48 Speaker 04 Yeah. We should request to join his live.
15:50 Bunnie XO? Try to get him to answer.
15:52 Speaker 05 What do you dyke swine?
15:56 Bunnie XO? What are you doing, you sexy motherfucker? I cannot wait to see you.
16:01 Speaker 05 I can't wait to suck a dick with you.
16:03 Bunnie XO? Oh dude, tap, tap, tap the rotisserie all over the face, baby.
16:09 Speaker 05 My camel. What do you, what do we got? What do you want me to spill tonight?
16:14 Bunnie XO? We're calling everybody and we're asking them, "Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?"
16:19 Speaker 05 Oh my god, let me hit this.
16:25 Bunnie XO? You look so hot right now. You look like so manly and hot, dude.
16:28 Speaker 05 Yeah, I haven't shaved in a couple of days. I'm ready. I'm ready to talk to you, honestly.
16:31 Bunnie XO? Oh, let's do it, baby.
16:33 Speaker 03 I'm ready.
16:34 Bunnie XO? We're both single and ready to mingle.
16:36 Speaker 03 We'll film it.
16:36 Speaker 05 We should have a kid.
16:37 Bunnie XO? I... Oh, give me your sperm, Jeffrey. Oh, my god.
16:42 Speaker 05 Fastest metabolism, so creative.
16:45 Speaker 03 Let's do it.
16:46 Speaker 04 Funniest baby ever.
16:48 Speaker 05 My, my, my family line, 125 years, men only.
16:51 Bunnie XO? Let's do it.
16:52 Speaker 03 Wow.
16:53 Bunnie XO? Let's do it. We'll talk about it in LA over at dinner.
16:55 Speaker 05 Okay, so crazy, oh god, is sucking dick and having the co-pilot take pictures, Racy?
17:02 Bunnie XO? Oh, that counts.
17:03 Speaker 03 That counts.
17:04 Bunnie XO? That's good.
17:05 Speaker 03 Is this the pictures we've seen?
17:07 Bunnie XO? Are these the pictures we've seen, I feel like?
17:10 Speaker 05 Yeah.
17:10 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
17:11 Speaker 03 Wow, I didn't know the co-pilot took it.
17:13 Speaker 05 Now that I live on a farm, like, literally by the creek, in the middle of nowhere.
17:18 Speaker 03 On the creek.
17:18 Speaker 05 In the middle of nowhere.
17:19 Speaker 04 He's in the creek. He's in the creek.
17:21 Bunnie XO? You being quiet on the creek, baby?
17:24 Speaker 05 I'm on the creek.
17:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah! Jeffrey knows. I love that.
17:30 Speaker 05 That's my baby.
17:31 Bunnie XO? Ah.
17:32 Speaker 05 Hey, look, bunny, a pink tractor's coming by. I'm not kidding.
17:37 Bunnie XO? A pink tractor's so funny. That is so Jeffrey-coded, dude. Look at...
17:46 Bunnie XO? I can't. Oh, my god. Hi, baby. All right, I love you so much. I'll see you in LA.
17:51 Speaker 05 I love you.
17:52 Bunnie XO? I love you. Bye, baby. Bye. Shit. All right, um...
17:57 Speaker 03 Can we call Riley?
17:58 Bunnie XO? Yeah, Riley.
17:58 Speaker 03 Yep, call Riley. She's probably like, what?
18:01 Bunnie XO? Probably in the bathtub.
18:02 Speaker 03 In the bathtub with a Coke in her hand and probably Cheesecake Factory.
18:05 Bunnie XO? She's so... Dude, Riley's everything.
18:07 Speaker 03 Let me see.
18:08 Speaker 04 I love her so much.
18:08 Speaker 03 Normally how she answers.
18:09 Bunnie XO? You guys gotta hear the song that she sent me. Remind me to play it for you. It's so good.
18:15 Bunnie XO? Hold on, Neil's calling.
18:16 Speaker 04 Oh.
18:17 Bunnie XO? Hey, friend, we're in the middle of filming. Can I call you right when we're done?
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20:00 Bunnie XO? Okay, I'll give us like 15 minutes.
20:01 Speaker 04 Ask him.
20:02 Bunnie XO? All right, bye. No. My divorce attorney. Hey, where's the wildest one? He's, you know.
20:09 Speaker 04 He can't handle.
20:09 Bunnie XO? No.
20:10 Speaker 04 He can't handle.
20:10 Bunnie XO? Poor Neil is, he's over me. Yeah, he's over me. My divorce attorney literally said, I give people suggestions and they normally listen. I've learned that Bunny is gonna do things her way.
20:22 Speaker 04 Yes.
20:23 Bunnie XO? Why is no one answering today?
20:24 Speaker 01 Because they don't fucking love us.
20:26 Bunnie XO? Does everyone work and have lives? That's crazy.
20:28 Speaker 04 I hate this.
20:29 Bunnie XO? What's next?
20:30 Speaker 04 Here, we'll go through some more.
20:31 Bunnie XO? Let's go back to some of these while we figure out who else to call.
20:35 Speaker 03 Oh, Bradley's in the studio.
20:36 Bunnie XO? Be inappropriate with.
20:37 Speaker 03 He said she's cooking.
20:41 Bunnie XO? Listen, let her cook.
20:42 Speaker 04 I can't wait, let her cook.
20:43 Bunnie XO? Let her cook, baby.
20:44 Speaker 04 Someone said they did it in coals. I would like to know if it was inside or outside.
20:47 Bunnie XO? It's a dressing room.
20:47 Speaker 03 Did you use?
20:48 Speaker 06 It's a big store.
20:48 Bunnie XO? Everybody fucks in dressing rooms.
20:49 Speaker 03 Did you use some Gold's Cash?
20:51 Bunnie XO? Everybody fucks in dressing rooms.
20:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:53 Speaker 06 Hot coals.
20:53 Bunnie XO? A hot tub at a hotel is fucking wild.
20:56 Speaker 04 Oh.
20:57 Bunnie XO? Do you know how much? Okay, so there was a swingers club that I used to go to in Vegas called The Red Rooster. We call it the Red.
21:04 Speaker 04 Is it the one with the meatballs?
21:05 Bunnie XO? The Ro, yup, the meat, the where I got drugged with the meatballs. They have a hot tub and the hot tub used to have like this coating.
21:13 Speaker 04 No.
21:13 Bunnie XO? Of like bubbled sperm on the top.
21:15 Speaker 04 No.
21:16 Bunnie XO? Yeah, it was bad. It was bad.
21:18 Speaker 04 Wait, I have a serious question though. Like sperm can survive in certain elements. Can it survive in a hot tub because it's hot?
21:28 Bunnie XO? No, it kills it. It kills it, but it can bubble at the top. Like it, there was a thick layer of just like smegma.
21:36 Speaker 04 Oh, smegma, okay.
21:39 Speaker 03 Wow, I just got goosebumps, I'm gonna gag.
21:43 Bunnie XO? A gazebo in the middle of the cemetery. Uh, we have somebody here who has.
21:47 Speaker 03 Hang on, no, scroll up a little bit.
21:49 Bunnie XO? Hold on, we have somebody here who has, um, experience with a gazebo.
21:57 Speaker 03 That's crazy.
21:58 Speaker 04 While it's raining overlooking a hill.
21:59 Speaker 03 That could be one of mine, mine.
22:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that was hot, the story you told us.
22:03 Speaker 03 It was, and it was, it was like, uh, storming outside overlooking mountains and.
22:09 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's kind of romantic.
22:11 Speaker 04 It was.
22:12 Bunnie XO? I love that.
22:12 Speaker 04 It was romantic, yeah.
22:14 Bunnie XO? Quiet on the creek.
22:15 Speaker 04 No, why, why are we skipping?
22:17 Bunnie XO? What are we skipping?
22:18 Speaker 04 Oh no, go back a little bit.
22:20 Speaker 03 I can't see there's a glare. If you zoom in, um, the one on the left. Stone, I got this one. I fucked this alt chick in the woods. Slapped her spit in her mouth, slapped her, well, hold on, comma. Slapped her, spit in her mouth, then bent her over.
22:39 Bunnie XO? You did that in our fucking woods, bitch? You did that in our woods? You didn't even give me a chance slapped and spit in the mouth? Fucking hot.
22:50 Speaker 03 Fucking heathen.
22:51 Bunnie XO? God.
22:52 Speaker 04 I like it. Record it next time.
22:53 Bunnie XO? Damn it.
22:54 Speaker 03 He said he was like, almost pulled out the camera.
22:56 Bunnie XO? I'm almost jealous. Okay?
22:58 Speaker 03 Damn.
22:58 Bunnie XO? Now I gotta fucking one up that.
23:00 Speaker 04 Yeah, um, we're gonna all have to one up each other.
23:02 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Oh.
23:03 Speaker 03 On the phone, just randomly. We're all just gonna send videos, I'm over here.
23:09 Bunnie XO? We'll have like a little, a little board where it's like, did it here?
23:12 Speaker 03 We should have a map and just put push pins in the fuck.
23:15 Bunnie XO? Yeah, exactly. Yes. I love that dude.
23:18 Speaker 03 It's like, where's, where's Bunny? She's at the guard shack. That's an idea.
23:24 Bunnie XO? Oh. With the Amish, you should do that.
23:27 Speaker 03 All right. He's, that isn't, he doesn't, I need more Amish.
23:30 Speaker 04 Was he hot?
23:31 Bunnie XO? She said I need a horse and buggy. So for everybody that's at home, Haley has this obsession with banging an Amish dude, but he has to be like straight up Amish.
23:42 Speaker 04 We made a dating profile one time and it said, if the buggies are rocking, don't come and knock it.
23:47 Bunnie XO? Yes. She wants a horse and buggy, like straight up.
23:50 Speaker 03 I would do it in a horse and buggy. Oh my gosh.
23:52 Bunnie XO? That'd be kinda hot. I would do that too.
23:54 Speaker 03 I know, but he has to be like.
23:55 Speaker 04 They're so gothic.
23:55 Speaker 03 He has to be like a hot, I know. He has to be like a hot, uh, Amish though, like not.
24:00 Bunnie XO? How can you tell if they're hot though? Because they grow their hair out and they have those beards.
24:04 Speaker 03 I've seen some that are not bad looking, but that could be like my area though, but those are, I think those are men and not.
24:09 Speaker 04 Should we go to Amish country when we get back?
24:10 Speaker 03 Please.
24:11 Bunnie XO? I bet you they have Amish in Cali. I bet the Cali Amish is hot.
24:15 Speaker 04 Do, do they live in California?
24:18 Bunnie XO? I don't mean this to be offensive, but do they bathe regularly?
24:21 Speaker 06 Yep.
24:22 Speaker 03 No.
24:22 Bunnie XO? Okay.
24:23 Speaker 04 Wait, you said yep?
24:24 Bunnie XO? I.
24:25 Speaker 06 Why wouldn't they?
24:25 Bunnie XO? I'm sure, I think they bathe, they can't, they can't use.
24:30 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, someone once told us, cause we've talked about Amish before.
24:33 Speaker 03 Deodorant.
24:34 Speaker 04 Is that like, they're like, it's not as regular as like an everyday washer.
24:38 Bunnie XO? Right.
24:39 Speaker 06 Yeah, they're like washing off in the creek or whatever.
24:40 Bunnie XO? Well, that's Haley's fantasy. So, yeah, maybe some, maybe an Amish.
24:45 Speaker 04 Too bad the Amish can't wash this.
24:45 Bunnie XO? Maybe an Amish guy listens to this frickin' podcast.
24:47 Speaker 03 There's no way. He doesn't have a phone.
24:49 Speaker 06 I'll throw on Rump Springer.
24:50 Speaker 03 Unless he is, I would like the ones that have the secret phones. That would be my type.
24:54 Speaker 06 You know that is, right?
24:55 Speaker 04 I love the Tik, the ones on TikTok with the secret phones.
24:58 Speaker 03 Those are my, they're my favorite.
24:59 Bunnie XO? They all have.
25:00 Speaker 03 I love them so much.
25:01 Bunnie XO? They're like guys in prison when they sneak their cell phones in.
25:05 Speaker 03 Those are my favorite lives.
25:06 Speaker 04 Those are my favorite lives.
25:06 Speaker 03 On TikTok.
25:07 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
25:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
25:09 Speaker 04 Someone said in a nursing home parking lot in broad daylight. She was on a lunch break.
25:12 Speaker 06 No one's gonna hear shit out there.
25:13 Bunnie XO? That's hot.
25:14 Speaker 03 Denny's bathroom.
25:15 Bunnie XO? I appreciate it.
25:16 Speaker 03 Is that the Midwest?
25:17 Bunnie XO? I appreciate a girl getting hers on her lunch break. Hold on, here's Zach Myers. I'm in a massage, fool. Call you back.
25:25 Speaker 03 Answer it in massage.
25:29 Speaker 04 They all get massages before the concert. I get it.
25:32 Bunnie XO? I said, you have to answer. It's important.
25:36 Speaker 04 You're gonna interrupt his pre-concert massages.
25:39 Bunnie XO? Oh, like he hasn't had five hundred and seventy-five. They live on the fucking road, dude.
25:45 Speaker 04 Did you see his Instagram last night of him in the red light mask?
25:50 Bunnie XO? No.
25:50 Speaker 04 Zach.
25:52 Bunnie XO? I need one though.
25:53 Speaker 04 He said, but wait, where'd you get it?
25:55 Bunnie XO? Zach, send me the link.
25:55 Speaker 04 The link.
25:57 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Alright.
25:58 Speaker 04 That's funny.
25:59 Bunnie XO? A porta potty?
26:00 Speaker 03 Ew.
26:01 Bunnie XO? That's, that's.
26:02 Speaker 03 Did you see the guy that just recently got stuck in one?
26:04 Bunnie XO? No.
26:05 Speaker 03 He wouldn't come out?
26:06 Bunnie XO? Nope.
26:06 Speaker 04 He wouldn't come out or they wouldn't let him out?
26:08 Speaker 03 I can't remember, cuz I kinda didn't, I.
26:10 Speaker 04 Did he, in the hole, you mean?
26:12 Speaker 03 In it.
26:13 Speaker 06 Didn't get stuck, that's, that's crazy.
26:17 Speaker 04 No, don't like it.
26:18 Speaker 03 In it.
26:18 Speaker 06 Yeah, he wanted to be there.
26:20 Speaker 04 I was a bachelorette party at a bar behind the building by the dumpster, doggy style.
26:25 Speaker 03 Like it.
26:26 Speaker 06 That's pretty much brought.
26:26 Speaker 03 High school library behind a rock on a hiking trail while others walked by.
26:32 Speaker 06 That's a little.
26:32 Speaker 03 I like it.
26:33 Speaker 04 Alright.
26:33 Speaker 06 Uh, little too close to minors, but.
26:35 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I don't wanna, I don't, I'm not trying to offend anybody or get charges.
26:39 Speaker 03 Okay, yeah.
26:40 Speaker 04 I mean, she could also, they did it in high school.
26:43 Speaker 06 Fair enough.
26:43 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
26:44 Speaker 03 On a royal estate in the UK, that's my dream.
26:47 Speaker 04 Okay.
26:47 Bunnie XO? That's hot, dude. That's one of my new fantasies. I wanna fuck in a castle.
26:52 Speaker 03 In a castle?
26:53 Bunnie XO? Yes.
26:54 Speaker 03 Scotland?
26:54 Bunnie XO? I wanna bang Dracula in a castle.
26:56 Speaker 04 Oh, you guys gotta see this church my friend sent me. She's in Europe right now.
27:00 Speaker 03 Can we go back to Europe, please?
27:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
27:03 Speaker 03 The Europe trip.
27:04 Bunnie XO? Baby, the world is our oyster. We can do whatever we want. And be on whatever timeline we wanna be on.
27:11 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:12 Speaker 03 Um. Church, church.
27:15 Speaker 06 A lot of church.
27:16 Speaker 03 You know what, I've done.
27:17 Speaker 04 There was a lot of church ones.
27:18 Speaker 03 Parking lots.
27:19 Bunnie XO? Me too.
27:20 Speaker 03 No one was there, alright, so.
27:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I've, I grew up in the church, so things happened.
27:26 Speaker 04 Alright. In a random park, and God forgive me.
27:30 Bunnie XO? I don't wanna hear it, Mrs. I fucking got spit on in the woods.
27:33 Speaker 03 And slapped.
27:36 Speaker 03 Jason, use commas next time. I couldn't read that.
27:39 Bunnie XO? Oh, hell no. What does that say? Granny's retire village hot tub.
27:45 Speaker 04 Could you imagine that smegma?
27:47 Bunnie XO? That probably smells like geritol.
27:49 Speaker 04 I feel like it's like yellow.
27:51 Bunnie XO? Mothballs.
27:56 Speaker 04 It's like when soup sits in the refrigerator for a little too long and gets that like hard coating on top.
28:01 Speaker 03 Like grease?
28:02 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:04 Bunnie XO? I am turning you guys off.
28:09 Speaker 04 Alright. Oh, look, apartment balcony, Haley. That's crazy.
28:15 Bunnie XO? What does that one say? Cornfield called Lover's Lane. Got corn right up the ass? And it was hot as fuck. Sex?
28:26 Speaker 04 Hot as fuck sex. So I was okay with that. Wait, he put the corn in your ass?
28:30 Speaker 03 Or were you? Maybe she was laying, maybe she was laying down.
28:35 Speaker 04 Do you think he hustled first?
28:37 Speaker 06 No.
28:38 Speaker 03 We're going two different directions.
28:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah, no, but I genuinely am like, first of all, have you guys ever been in a cornfield?
28:44 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, they're scary.
28:46 Bunnie XO? Itchy.
28:46 Speaker 03 Absolutely not. I'd be terrified.
28:48 Bunnie XO? Itchy as fuck, bugs everywhere. Like, that's crazy.
28:51 Speaker 03 No, cornfields are not. Have you not seen Children on the Corn?
28:54 Speaker 04 That's kinda hot.
28:56 Speaker 06 Creepers, creepers.
28:57 Speaker 03 Every scary movie?
29:00 Speaker 04 Kinda like it.
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30:43 Speaker 04 I'd be like, why is Mimi's car down by the fucking cornfield up the road?
30:48 Speaker 03 What are those headlights in the middle of the cornfield?
30:49 Speaker 04 No, what is that? That's fucking crazy.
30:51 Speaker 03 Whose butthole is that?
30:57 Speaker 04 Oh my God, okay.
30:59 Bunnie XO? Dylan, where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?
31:02 Speaker 04 Wait, he paused it.
31:03 Bunnie XO? Oh wait, you paused it. You can't pause it. We gotta see your face.
31:08 Bunnie XO? It's your damn phone. It's because you need a new phone.
31:11 Speaker 03 He's recording with a calculator.
31:14 Bunnie XO? Where's the wildest place you've had sex?
31:20 Bunnie XO? Boring.
31:25 Bunnie XO? Oh my God. I don't know if I can air that.
31:29 Speaker 04 We're just gonna bleep that.
31:30 Bunnie XO? He's so shy. This motherfucker talks so much shit and then when he's put on the spot, wants to get shy.
31:36 Speaker 03 In the back of his mom's car while she was driving us to our homecoming dance?
31:40 Bunnie XO? That's fucking disgusting.
31:41 Speaker 04 Whoa.
31:42 Bunnie XO? Fucking in front of your mom. That's weird.
31:44 Speaker 04 There was a couple of them that were like, my mom was talking to me and he just slipped it in.
31:47 Speaker 06 Whoa, what? Huh?
31:50 Speaker 04 Uh huh.
31:50 Speaker 03 I couldn't do that.
31:51 Speaker 06 That's rude.
31:52 Bunnie XO? My mom was talking to me.
31:53 Speaker 04 She was having a conversation with her mom and he just slipped it in while they were talking.
31:56 Bunnie XO? What does that fucking mean?
31:57 Speaker 03 How do you not see that?
31:59 Bunnie XO? And how do you just slip it in without, you know, getting a little aroused?
32:02 Speaker 06 You know what? I think I know. They were in the bed. Mom walked in. Hey, honey.
32:05 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:06 Speaker 06 And then they were like, he spent the night, but they didn't do anything. That's, that's their story. And then if the mom's talking and they're in the bed together, you can just.
32:13 Bunnie XO? That person was fulfilling a fantasy of fucking the mom too.
32:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:17 Bunnie XO? Like that's gross.
32:18 Speaker 04 Watching the mom speak to the daughter.
32:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
32:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Dudes are slimy little fuckers.
32:24 Speaker 04 Buffalo Wild Wings, men's bathroom during a UFC fight and got kicked out.
32:28 Bunnie XO? Hell, yeah.
32:29 Speaker 04 Get it, brother?
32:30 Bunnie XO? Hell, yeah. That's my favorite one. Did you get free wings? Yeah. That's what I wanna know.
32:33 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:34 Bunnie XO? I'd take a few bites before I left.
32:36 Speaker 04 Uh, I had sex in a private plane hangar on the toolbox and then one in one of the planes.
32:42 Bunnie XO? That's hot. That's hot.
32:44 Speaker 04 Alright.
32:44 Bunnie XO? I would do that.
32:45 Speaker 04 I like it.
32:46 Bunnie XO? I will do that.
32:47 Speaker 04 Front door of my family's, uh, was in the living room several feet away. Why do people fuck in front of their family?
32:53 Bunnie XO? I don't know. That's a little weird. I never got into that and I've done some weird shit.
32:57 Speaker 04 Small town carnival BJ on the Ferris wheel followed by sex at the fishing pier.
33:01 Bunnie XO? Oh, okay. I've fucked around on a Ferris wheel before. Yep.
33:04 Speaker 04 Okay.
33:04 Bunnie XO? Got fingered on a Ferris wheel.
33:06 Speaker 04 You got fingered on a Ferris wheel?
33:08 Bunnie XO? Yes, and had sex on a Ferris wheel.
33:11 Speaker 04 I have had sex in a movie theater.
33:14 Speaker 06 How do you get leverage when it's rocking like that?
33:16 Bunnie XO? You just sit down. He's, he's sitting and you squat down like reverse cowgirl.
33:21 Speaker 06 Oh, okay. Cause.
33:23 Bunnie XO? Bouncing.
33:26 Speaker 06 And it didn't rock at all?
33:27 Bunnie XO? I mean, yeah, you can't finish. You're not finishing. You're literally just doing it for the novelty. That's it.
33:32 Speaker 04 You're just fucking on a Ferris wheel.
33:34 Bunnie XO? Okay. There's no ejaculation.
33:36 Speaker 04 Storage units, wild graveyard. Oh, look, someone had a graveyard.
33:39 Bunnie XO? Abandoned house. That's my fantasy. That's kinda hot. I would do that.
33:42 Speaker 04 We lived in Germany and we did it at the Tower of a Castle. Okay, that's all you right there. Yep.
33:48 Bunnie XO? Yeah. You know what?
33:50 Speaker 04 So jealous.
33:50 Bunnie XO? I think would be so hot. Have you guys ever seen the movie Mermaids with Cher and Winona Ryder?
33:55 Speaker 04 No.
33:56 Bunnie XO? Such a good movie. You guys have to watch it. It's an old school movie, but she has sex in a lighthouse.
34:02 Speaker 04 That would be hot.
34:03 Bunnie XO? That would be so romantic.
34:05 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:06 Bunnie XO? Yeah. With like candles everywhere.
34:08 Speaker 04 Very hot.
34:08 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that'd be hot.
34:10 Speaker 04 I like that.
34:10 Bunnie XO? Mm-hmm. I would do that. We're gonna leave this, this freaking episode horny as hell. Heimer's gonna go home and bang the shit out of Brooke. She's gonna be like, what the hell got into you?
34:20 Speaker 04 Blockbuster bathroom, let's go.
34:22 Bunnie XO? Wait, how fucking long ago was that? When the fuck was there a Blockbuster that was open?
34:26 Speaker 04 Yeah, that was hot.
34:28 Speaker 03 Church basement with the pastor's son during his dad's sermon.
34:32 Speaker 06 Damn.
34:33 Bunnie XO? Or respect?
34:36 Speaker 03 Well, at least no dad's not coming down there.
34:39 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
34:39 Speaker 04 In a car driving down the highway, he was driving and I sat on his lap.
34:43 Speaker 06 How could he see?
34:44 Speaker 03 I'd be too scared.
34:45 Speaker 04 It's a little dangerous.
34:46 Speaker 03 Scared, yeah.
34:47 Speaker 04 Crazy.
34:48 Speaker 06 Unless it's a Tesla. I heard they drive themselves now.
34:51 Bunnie XO? They do. Oh, so you could fuck in a Tesla.
34:53 Speaker 03 Driving themselves.
34:54 Speaker 06 Yeah.
34:54 Bunnie XO? Wow, you could bang in a Tesla anytime.
34:56 Speaker 04 You could lean back.
34:58 Speaker 06 Mm-hmm.
34:58 Speaker 03 Yeah.
34:59 Speaker 04 All right. Treehouse?
35:02 Bunnie XO? Oh, that's romantic. I like that.
35:04 Speaker 04 On a slide in a park?
35:07 Bunnie XO? That's kinda weird. Kinda weird.
35:09 Speaker 04 Kids park.
35:09 Speaker 03 I feel like with kids, they're off limits.
35:11 Speaker 04 Yeah.
35:11 Speaker 03 Yeah, why are we doing stuff where kids are, dude? We don't do that.
35:14 Bunnie XO? If it's like nighttime and there's no kids there, then I get that. Yeah, but if it's like during the day, like, what are you doing?
35:19 Speaker 03 On a trampoline, that's where I first messed around.
35:21 Bunnie XO? Roller rink and a DJ booth, that's kinda cool.
35:24 Speaker 04 All right.
35:26 Speaker 04 Wait, on a tube getting pulled behind a boat?
35:28 Bunnie XO? How?
35:29 Speaker 03 Hot. How do you stay on?
35:31 Speaker 04 Yeah, like.
35:32 Bunnie XO? I was fucked on a jet ski.
35:33 Speaker 04 You're holding on, trying to go down there.
35:36 Speaker 03 That's easy.
35:36 Speaker 04 Yeah, I feel like that's.
35:37 Bunnie XO? Not easy, but yeah.
35:38 Speaker 03 A tube?
35:39 Speaker 04 Getting pulled?
35:40 Bunnie XO? I mean, they might have been just pulling them around the lake. So they have this thing, or they had this thing in Vegas too, that used to call, they used to call, um, Love Cloud or Love Something, and you could literally rent a private jet for thirty minutes, and you would go up, and this private jet was nothing but a big ass bed, and you could fuck and then come back down. Love Cloud. I forget what it was called, but yeah.
36:02 Speaker 03 Imagine a blue light in there.
36:04 Bunnie XO? Oh, gosh. Ew. Yeah, that'd be sick.
36:08 Speaker 04 It'd be like a glow stick.
36:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, I know. Glow stick exploded.
36:12 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:12 Bunnie XO? It'd look like veneers and fucking black light.
36:17 Speaker 04 That's funny as fuck.
36:18 Bunnie XO? Lots of cars.
36:19 Speaker 04 Oh, so many cars.
36:21 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
36:22 Speaker 04 Buc-E's parking lot.
36:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
36:23 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:24 Bunnie XO? I hope you got a-
36:25 Speaker 04 The Beaver and the Beaver.
36:26 Bunnie XO? Pork sandwich after.
36:27 Speaker 04 That would be, yeah, what would be your post snack at Buc-E's after fucking in the parking lot?
36:31 Bunnie XO? Beaver nuggets.
36:33 Speaker 03 I get a brisket.
36:35 Bunnie XO? I don't even gotta think. Give us a fucking beaver nuggets, baby.
36:41 Speaker 06 Diet Pepsi.
36:42 Bunnie XO? Oh, diet? Regular Pepsi still.
36:46 Speaker 03 They do a little Gatorade after that.
36:47 Speaker 04 I really like their beef jerky.
36:49 Speaker 06 Their jerky is good.
36:50 Speaker 04 Their, their beef jerky bar?
36:52 Bunnie XO? They've got everything. We love Buc-E's. Floor of a restaurant-
36:56 Speaker 03 A cardboard dumpster?
36:58 Bunnie XO? Floor of a restaurant bathroom. That's- I have fucked in numerous bars. I get that, but laying on the floor in any of those places? No.
37:08 Speaker 04 No, please don't.
37:09 Bunnie XO? That's a fucking-
37:09 Speaker 03 I don't get the cardboard dumpster.
37:11 Bunnie XO? That's a hard gnar.
37:17 Bunnie XO? Alright guys, we are on our way to LA. Don't fucking mind us. We gotta skedaddle, but next week's Ask Falcon Fest will probably do in a LA studio, so. Love you. See you guys later. Bye.
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