Pod Insights Dumb Blonde Ask, Tell, Confess: I Can't Believe How Many Skid Marks He Left About this episode You Think YOUR Family’s Messy? Watch This.
Things go completely off the rails in this week's Ask, Tell, Confess. We asked for your wildest family secrets, and somehow y'all managed to outdo yourselves. From a small-town Arkansas revenge story involving a curling iron (yes... there) to an 80-year-old grandma convinced she's dating Elon Musk while sending nudes to a scammer, these confessions had us laughing, cringing, and questioning humanity.
Bunnie, Meme, and the gang dive into scam culture, internet oversharing, trampoline bunnies, and a hookup story that takes an unforgettable turn into full-blown skid mark territory. Plus, special guest Matt Mathews pops into the studio with perfectly timed commentary as the conversation spirals through cheating scandals, family drama, loose buttholes, and why some people absolutely should not have access to online banking.
If you've ever thought your family was dysfunctional... just wait until you hear these stories.
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2:01 Speaker 01 Ask, tell, confess.
2:11 Bunnie XO? Hello, friends. Welcome back to another
2:17 Speaker 02 Ask, tell, confess.
2:22 Bunnie XO? How's everybody doing, man? It has
2:26 Bunnie XO? it has been a week.
2:27 Speaker 02 What the fuck did you just do?
2:29 Bunnie XO? It has been a fucking week, dude. Holy shitballs. And it is done, finé, over. The week is over.
2:37 Speaker 02 Week is over.
2:40 Bunnie XO? Mimi's over there holding her fucking titties. Mimi's got some new titties. I haven't even revealed my titties yet. I think you should show everybody yours.
2:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:49 Bunnie XO? They look so good. Yeah. Come on.
2:53 Speaker 02 They look like Franken tits.
2:54 Bunnie XO? No, they don't. Yours looks so good.
2:56 Speaker 02 I know. I'll reveal them next time.
3:02 Bunnie XO? Matt Matthews is in the studio right now. Do we have a microphone for him in case he wants to give any ad libs?
3:08 Speaker 02 No, no.
3:09 Bunnie XO? Just give him a microphone to ad lib. Um, so let's get down to it. Um, what was the topic today for Ask, Tell, Confess?
3:17 Speaker 02 We want to know everyone's family secrets.
3:19 Bunnie XO? Yeah, worst or yeah, craziest family secret that was dropped at a holiday.
3:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, I just got
3:26 Speaker 03 Oh, mine wasn't dropped at a holiday. It was just, yeah.
3:28 Speaker 02 Just family secrets.
3:30 Bunnie XO? Damn, I added the holiday on there, so maybe I shouldn't have done that.
3:33 Speaker 02 Oh, well, did you get some good ones?
3:35 Bunnie XO? I think.
3:35 Speaker 03 A little spiciness.
3:36 Bunnie XO? All right, who wants to go first?
3:37 Speaker 02 You go ahead.
3:39 Speaker 03 Oh. Hey. So this person said, uh, in my grandma's small town in Arkansas, a lady found out her husband was cheating on her, but he did not know that she knew. So one night she decided to dress sexy and cook dinner to get him going, to then lead him to the bedroom for what he thought was a good time. She blindfolded him and took him to the bed to handcuff him and tie him up. Then proceeded to start to get, to get it on as nothing was wrong, and proceeded to put a curling iron up his ass. She plugged it in and turned it all the way up and then walked out and left him alone.
4:16 Speaker 02 He was so badly burnt by the time someone found him that he had to have reconstruction surgery on his ass and insides. He's still alive and she served her time, not saying people deserve pain, but damn, she was creative.
4:29 Bunnie XO? I heard about a pimp in Vegas doing that to somebody. That's crazy.
4:33 Speaker 02 What the hell did you just say?
4:36 Bunnie XO? That's crazy. You have to be next level insane to be able to physically hurt somebody like that. I mean, a fucking curling iron up the ass.
4:45 Speaker 02 That's why they have the tag on it that says for external use only.
4:49 Bunnie XO? Oh, oh, you think? It's not supposed to be in your asshole?
4:52 Speaker 02 That's crazy.
4:53 Bunnie XO? No, that's, that's.
4:54 Speaker 03 But also like, did he not complain that you were putting it up there in the first place?
4:58 Bunnie XO? Well, his hands were tied.
5:03 Speaker 03 I don't know. Like, what if he liked that and then he didn't know?
5:06 Bunnie XO? I mean, as soon as it's hot going in. Oh, she turned it on.
5:09 Speaker 02 She turned it on and stuck it inside of him.
5:12 Bunnie XO? Maybe they were just freaky. I don't know. That was crazy.
5:15 Speaker 02 I feel like handcuffing was the reason he even got up there.
5:19 Speaker 03 Ah, that makes sense.
5:21 Bunnie XO? I feel like you gotta be one weird bitch to fucking want to harm somebody that bad. Like, I've had men cheat on me before and I've never in my life wanted to.
5:30 Speaker 02 I wouldn't have thought about.
5:31 Bunnie XO? No. Leave them with a curling iron, just fucking burning their rectum. Like, that's crazy.
5:35 Speaker 02 The fact that she left him, though. He just walked out.
5:38 Speaker 03 Turned it on and left.
5:39 Bunnie XO? Do you think it sizzled?
5:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, all his little butthole hairs.
5:43 Bunnie XO? The butthole's moist.
5:44 Speaker 03 Oh, it's like when you.
5:46 Bunnie XO? It just probably like melted on to it and how do they?
5:49 Speaker 03 Like, you know, when you like cook the pieces of like beef on the rock?
5:52 Bunnie XO? Salami, salami. Yeah, on the rock. I know exactly what you're talking about.
5:58 Bunnie XO? I wonder what his butthole looks like now. Probably like a piece of like cooked tuna, right? You know how tuna goes from being red to like white?
6:05 Speaker 03 It's definitely, it's definitely super dark.
6:07 Bunnie XO? Or like when girls bleach their butthole too much, it starts to look like a piece of chicken?
6:11 Speaker 02 What? That I don't know.
6:12 Bunnie XO? Oh, you never seen that?
6:13 Speaker 02 That's very interesting.
6:14 Bunnie XO? Yeah, like when girls-
6:15 Speaker 02 Might have to give that one a goog.
6:16 Bunnie XO? When girls bleach their butthole, it looks like a piece of like boiled chicken after a while, like, because they're doing it so much.
6:22 Speaker 04 Like shredded chicken, or?
6:23 Bunnie XO? Yeah, possibly. Yep, yep, yep. Even like that, yeah, that texture.
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6:57 Speaker 06 Do I bleach my butt hole?
6:59 Bunnie XO? Uh huh.
6:59 Speaker 06 Oh, hell no.
7:01 Bunnie XO? Oh, you got a, a, a ground, round, brown-
7:04 Speaker 02 Stop, I can't laugh, oh my god.
7:07 Speaker 06 My shit ain't brown, my pussy is pink.
7:10 Bunnie XO? Is it pink? I bet it is because you're a little fire crotch underneath there.
7:13 Speaker 06 No, I'm not. I'm not a ginger bitch. How many more times am I gonna tell you this?
7:19 Bunnie XO? I'm always-
7:20 Speaker 02 She, she be calling him a ginger every chance she gets.
7:23 Bunnie XO? So funny.
7:23 Speaker 02 Every chance that he-
7:24 Speaker 03 I can see it, that little strawberry.
7:26 Bunnie XO? He does. You have a little bit of red in your, you got a lot of like-
7:29 Speaker 06 What about your ocula?
7:32 Bunnie XO? She's great.
7:33 Speaker 02 She's good, she's nice.
7:35 Bunnie XO? She's purring again. Alright, go ahead, Amy.
7:36 Speaker 02 Wait, I saw this funny ass TikTok the other day and the girl was talking about how she got like reconstructive surgery and they pulled her so tight upwards that now she pees out straight.
7:46 Bunnie XO? No.
7:47 Speaker 02 Yes, she said she has to like lean down into the toilet because they pulled her so tight that her vagina now just pees out like-
7:55 Bunnie XO? Damn, where the hell did she go?
7:57 Speaker 02 I don't know.
7:58 Bunnie XO? That's a lawsuit. That's fucked up.
8:00 Speaker 02 Imagine that, though, the first time you go to pee-
8:02 Bunnie XO? How does she have sex then?
8:04 Speaker 02 Not down?
8:05 Bunnie XO? Does he gotta like-
8:06 Speaker 02 Maybe angle her? Straight on, right?
8:08 Bunnie XO? She's like, she's like making out-
8:09 Speaker 02 Straight on, I'm gonna break it off.
8:10 Bunnie XO? She's like making out with his chest when he's on top. He has to like, he has to like just scooch, scooch on up in here.
8:16 Speaker 02 He just scooches in there?
8:17 Bunnie XO? Yeah, just let me scooch on up in here. Damn dude, I feel bad for her. Not making fun of you, sister, I fucking hate that for you. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm never getting surgery done on my fucking shit like that. That's nuts.
8:27 Speaker 02 This one says that, um, my 80-year-old grandma is convinced that she's talking to Elon Musk.
8:34 Speaker 02 She's given this person fifteen thousand dollars and has forced my grandpa to move out.
8:39 Bunnie XO? Oh.
8:40 Speaker 02 And even sent several naked pictures to this man.
8:43 Bunnie XO? How old is she?
8:44 Speaker 02 She's eighty.
8:45 Bunnie XO? Damn.
8:45 Speaker 02 When Elon hacked into her iCloud with information that she gave him, he sent her naked pictures out to everyone in grandpa's contact list, family, his friends, everyone. He also hacked her bank account with information that she gave him, began running money in and out of her account. She is now banned from having her bank account. Just recently, the cops had to escort her home after walking around a local grocery store for four hours, waiting for Elon to come pick her up. We had her tested for dementia and Alzheimer's and it came back completely clean. She's just batshit crazy.
9:16 Bunnie XO? Damn.
9:17 Speaker 03 Probably just renewed her driver's license too.
9:18 Speaker 02 A hundred percent.
9:21 Speaker 03 Okay.
9:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, poor grandma is convinced.
9:25 Bunnie XO? She shouldn't be fucking talking to strangers on the internet and giving, I don't understand that. You know, like, there's a lot of people who get, who get scammed because of us.
9:33 Speaker 03 You know what? The bunnies jumping on the trampoline got me, so I might be that when I'm older.
9:39 Speaker 02 She falls for AI all the time, bro. It's wild as shit.
9:42 Speaker 03 You re, you reposted that one. The bunnies jumping on the tran, you remember that one?
9:45 Bunnie XO? I don't remember. I repost a lot of shit. My, don't, you guys don't look at my reposts.
9:49 Speaker 03 No.
9:49 Bunnie XO? That's where I live.
9:50 Speaker 03 Don't look at mine. I actually do look at mine.
9:52 Bunnie XO? I repost more than I post, so.
9:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, for sure.
9:55 Bunnie XO? Same, oh, same. I love it.
9:56 Speaker 03 I live in my reposts.
9:57 Speaker 02 My mom used to work in banking for like, her whole life and the amount of people who would get scammed is insane. They'd be coming in and they're like, why is my whole bank account drained? And she would go down the wormhole and they're like, well, did you talk to someone on the phone for twenty minutes?
10:11 Bunnie XO? And give them your bank, your routing number.
10:14 Speaker 03 I did. Yeah, they said they were gonna, that they were gonna rob me or something.
10:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, no, it happens so much. I can't.
10:20 Bunnie XO? All right, this one's a little long, but here we go. Um, hooked up with this guy I've had a crush on since high school, so well over thirteen years. Great sex. I'm talking porn star status. Amazing night. Five hours of fun. Bro, five hours of fun.
10:37 Speaker 03 Five hours, tag me out.
10:38 Bunnie XO? Dude, that's too long.
10:40 Speaker 02 No.
10:40 Speaker 03 Not even a snack?
10:41 Bunnie XO? All Teflon pussy. At that point.
10:45 Speaker 02 What that Defon puss is wild.
10:47 Bunnie XO? Oh, and then it just swells up like a baseball glove and you can't get anything in there the next day.
10:51 Speaker 02 It just gets all swollen.
10:52 Bunnie XO? Terrible.
10:53 Speaker 02 Hate when that happens, huh?
10:55 Bunnie XO? I love it. Anyways, couldn't have been more stoked. He leaves in the morning and looking back at the bed after taking my shower, what do I see? Skids, baby. Skids. Not just a little boop like skids.
11:08 Speaker 03 This is my ex?
11:08 Bunnie XO? Hours and hours. I'm so OCD. I said to myself, oh, my fucking god, you're kidding me. What's the odds? Bleached it all. He comes over a few days later and we, okay.
11:21 Bunnie XO? If you're finding fucking big old skid marks, you're gonna fucking circle back. Was the sex that good?
11:27 Speaker 06 Okay, bunny?
11:32 Speaker 06 This time, no, you're fucking lying.
11:38 Speaker 02 Oh, my god.
11:39 Bunnie XO? Anyways, bleached it all. He comes over a few days later and we get to business again and I'm thinking, maybe it was a one off. Hopefully, nope. Skid marks on the white fucking sheets again, on the newly Cloroxed everything. Marking his damn tor- damn territory without permission. Genuinely don't know if he even noticed, but damn dude, I'm about to tell this dude, he's just gotta do better. How do I say it nicely?
12:04 Speaker 03 You don't?
12:05 Speaker 02 Cut him the fuck off.
12:06 Speaker 03 Yes, you do. That's what I did with shit stain.
12:08 Speaker 02 Fucking dookie butt.
12:09 Bunnie XO? He's not wiping. He's, he's, apparently, he's not wiping.
12:13 Speaker 02 Or maybe he's pushing too hard and he has a loose butthole. He might like it in the ass though and that shit gets a little too loose and he's just spraying the sheets.
12:19 Bunnie XO? He's not wiping.
12:22 Bunnie XO? He's not wiping. That's all that boils down to. Dude is like, not wiping.
12:27 Speaker 02 Okay, but also, how do we get to the point that where you're just scooting your ass across the sheets? What's happening?
12:32 Bunnie XO? Well, there was this one time.
12:34 Speaker 03 I mean, I.
12:35 Bunnie XO? You guys remember Shitter, the client that I had that I made like hella money off of that one night? And we were doing hella drugs and cocaine and I'm telling you, every time he would scooch forward to do a line, he would literally leave a skid mark. So we called him, his nickname was Shitter because it just, he lit, by the time we left, those white hotel sheets were literally just had brown streaks all in them, dude. It was, he paid us a lot of money, okay? So that's why we stayed, but.
13:06 Speaker 02 I'm upset. I don't like that.
13:09 Bunnie XO? Listen, guys, you gotta, you have to wash your asses.
13:11 Speaker 02 Please. How many have you ever left shit streets?
13:14 Bunnie XO? Baby wipes.
13:15 Speaker 04 No, I'm so like scared about that kind of thing. And I think, yeah, well, I think I also, when I was a kid, probably shamed for it a little bit, you know?
13:24 Bunnie XO? You had, did you leave skid marks?
13:25 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, you know, when you have the, the tighty whities, it's just bound to happen. And I think someone called it out when I was, you know.
13:32 Speaker 02 Oh, you've got trauma.
13:33 Speaker 04 Yeah, so I'm like, I'll freaking jump in the shower if I have to.
13:37 Bunnie XO? Well, I mean, but it's, it's, I think every man, every man should carry around dude wipes or baby wipes.
13:44 Speaker 02 A hundred percent.
13:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
13:45 Speaker 04 Yeah.
13:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah, there's no, it's 2026, there's no excuse for you to have a fucking dirty asshole.
13:51 Speaker 02 No.
13:51 Bunnie XO? Period.
13:52 Speaker 02 Spray it down.
13:52 Speaker 06 Want mail?
13:56 Bunnie XO? Have you ever farted a wet fart?
13:58 Speaker 06 Yeah.
13:59 Bunnie XO? And did you, did it go in your pants?
14:01 Speaker 06 No.
14:02 Bunnie XO? Oh.
14:02 Speaker 06 No, I've shit on myself once. But I've never like had a, like shitting on yourself and a skid mark is not the same.
14:09 Speaker 02 I haven't shit myself yet, guys.
14:12 Bunnie XO? I haven't either.
14:12 Speaker 06 You've never shit yourself?
14:14 Speaker 02 No.
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16:19 Speaker 02 I know.
16:19 Bunnie XO? I wish I could be a part of that club. I shit myself last week.
16:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, you did. She did. And then she goes, you guys want to see it? We all said, no.
16:29 Bunnie XO? No, the fuck we don't. She'll show us every other.
16:32 Speaker 02 She would show us. She's showing us photos of it in the toilet.
16:35 Bunnie XO? Oh, yeah. Hey, that one was very impressive, though.
16:38 Speaker 02 The LA one?
16:39 Bunnie XO? Uh huh.
16:40 Speaker 02 It's burned in my brain.
16:41 Bunnie XO? I haven't had one like that since.
16:43 Speaker 02 This one goes, it's a nice color.
16:45 Speaker 04 Yeah.
16:45 Bunnie XO? I know.
16:46 Speaker 04 I said, is that you?
16:47 Bunnie XO? I haven't had one like that since. I don't know what got into me out there. It must have been the LA food, but we're going to LA next week, too, guys.
16:54 Speaker 02 I can't wait.
16:55 Bunnie XO? I feel like we haven't been in so long. If you see me running down the street streaking, no, you didn't. I'm about to turn the fuck up in LA, guys. So just so everybody is aware.
17:06 Bunnie XO? That's where I'm turning the fuck up at.
17:08 Speaker 02 I can't wait, guys.
17:09 Bunnie XO? It's gonna be so fun.
17:11 Speaker 03 Cut that out?
17:12 Bunnie XO? We'll do it all.
17:13 Speaker 03 We cut that out?
17:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
17:15 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:15 Speaker 03 Cut that out, but.
17:16 Speaker 02 That's our spot.
17:17 Speaker 03 Yeah, but let's go, please.
17:18 Bunnie XO? We don't need TMZ showing up there.
17:20 Speaker 02 Fuck, no.
17:20 Bunnie XO? Shout out, though, to Harvey Levin, because.
17:23 Speaker 02 He really had your back.
17:24 Bunnie XO? I fucking love that man, dude. I can't wait to give him a hug when I meet him. Like, he always has my back in everything.
17:30 Speaker 02 They did a live the other day?
17:31 Speaker 03 Oh, wait, on the live, on TikTok, guys.
17:32 Speaker 02 On the TikTok live, bro. Like, he dead-ass had Bunny's back so hard in that entire conversation. Go him.
17:38 Bunnie XO? No, he's awesome, dude. They've, you know, honestly TMZ's always been nice to me, so I'm, I'd like to keep it that way.
17:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, they're our friends.
17:45 Bunnie XO? Yeah. We think.
17:48 Speaker 02 Can you do that?
17:50 Speaker 03 It was my aunt and uncle's wedding day. My step-great-grandmother's boyfriend at the time, mind you, they're in their late seventies and I was seventeen. He had gotten way too drunk and I walk into the cocktail party and this sick fuck pulls me in for a hug and then attempts to shove his tongue in my mouth. I had my lips sealed shut and he, for a good ten seconds, just tries wiggling that tongue in my mouth.
18:14 Speaker 02 Excuse me?
18:15 Speaker 03 I completely blacked out, did not know how to react, and if I could go back, I'd slap the shit out of him.
18:20 Bunnie XO? Why didn't you? I'd have fucking bam.
18:22 Speaker 02 Oh, bro, I would have.
18:23 Speaker 03 The family knows, though, that happened.
18:25 Speaker 02 I would have fucked that person.
18:26 Bunnie XO? Why would she not tell the family?
18:29 Speaker 03 The theme is family secrets.
18:31 Bunnie XO? I know, but if somebody's trying to fucking stick their tongue down you, like, you need to tell the family. And what he was dating grandma.
18:39 Speaker 03 She might have been scared. I don't know. She was seventeen.
18:41 Bunnie XO? Oh, my god, that's terrible.
18:43 Speaker 03 That'd be.
18:44 Bunnie XO? An old man breath, old man breath smells like dentures. Ew, yeah, like Jaritol and fucking gum disease.
18:51 Speaker 04 Yep.
18:52 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
18:53 Speaker 02 Don't.
18:53 Bunnie XO? Uh, um, yeah, man, if somebody's trying to fucking give me a fucking denture kiss, I'm not, you're getting punched in your, you're gonna need elbow.
19:00 Speaker 03 Tongue is wild.
19:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
19:02 Speaker 02 Fighting.
19:03 Bunnie XO? No, that's crazy.
19:05 Speaker 02 This one says, my cousin's husband found out at Thanksgiving that she took our other cousin secretly to prom because neither had a date and no one knew they were related. They did the deed at an after-party claiming they had to prove that it wasn't a pity date. Cousin's brother was the one who told, he only knew because he snuck into that party. Only knew because he snuck into that party. I'm on my pain pills right now and I feel like they just kicked in.
19:36 Speaker 03 When you stutter in front of your breath?
19:39 Bunnie XO? Maybe said, everything just slowed down.
19:42 Speaker 02 Wow, get up and leave. It all just came right now. Needless to say, they're no longer together and we don't see that part of the family any longer.
19:51 Bunnie XO? You know how many amount of cousins fuck each other?
19:53 Speaker 03 Oh, those are my, all my DMs.
19:55 Bunnie XO? It's crazy.
19:56 Speaker 03 A lot of incest.
19:57 Bunnie XO? Matt, you're from Alabama. Have you ever fucked a cousin?
20:00 Speaker 06 Bitch.
20:05 Bunnie XO? I've never fucked a cousin that I know of.
20:07 Speaker 02 No, why are we fucking so many cousins?
20:10 Bunnie XO? I don't know, man.
20:10 Speaker 02 I did get a lot of DMs that said like either they married a cousin.
20:14 Speaker 03 Mine were all inbred.
20:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, a lot of inbred.
20:16 Bunnie XO? Are cousins, are all cousins related or only like?
20:20 Speaker 03 No. I'm not related to my cousins because my mom's adopted.
20:24 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
20:25 Speaker 03 So.
20:26 Bunnie XO? Would you fuck a cousin?
20:27 Speaker 03 No.
20:28 Speaker 06 Would you fuck a stepbrother?
20:30 Speaker 03 No.
20:32 Bunnie XO? Maybe.
20:32 Speaker 03 I mean.
20:38 Speaker 03 I have watched those like short drama reels on TikTok and some of them are hot stepbrothers.
20:44 Speaker 03 I mean, we're not blood.
20:48 Bunnie XO? But a stepbrother that's hot?
20:50 Speaker 06 Only if it was the relationship was real fresh.
20:53 Speaker 03 Yeah.
20:53 Speaker 06 Not if my parents, if our parents have been married for like 10, 15 years.
20:57 Speaker 03 No, no, no. No, like it's like as soon as we meet.
21:01 Speaker 02 I can't watch those porns. I can't watch like the, the mom, the, the.
21:07 Bunnie XO? Yeah, that's a little weird. Are you lying Haley? Is that the shit you watch?
21:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, me either.
21:13 Bunnie XO? Is that the porn you? Watch?
21:15 Speaker 02 No.
21:15 Bunnie XO? I thought you watched like eighties porn.
21:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, dude, she loves vintage porn.
21:19 Bunnie XO? She loves eighties porn, like Bush, Flowers, like the fucking, like the dream.
21:24 Speaker 03 I like that era.
21:26 Bunnie XO? The dream filter where everything's like blurry.
21:29 Speaker 02 Foggy, like Vaseline on the fucking.
21:31 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
21:34 Speaker 02 We just talked about this.
21:35 Bunnie XO? Get on Twitter. Yeah.
21:38 Bunnie XO? Yeah. I know, then why are they making it hard for everybody to get to just have a little bit of pleasure in their life, you know? All right, one, two, three. So, uh, family birthday barbecue, sister-in-law slurs out after a few too many. Stop correcting her. She isn't even your daughter to my brother in front of the entire family. The daughter was 12. DNA test came back, as Maury said, and the test proved you are not the father.
22:04 Speaker 02 That's how you find out?
22:05 Bunnie XO? Damn. That's terrible to do that in front of the kid, too. That's dysfunctional.
22:10 Speaker 02 That's messy as hell. There's a lot of messiness in my DMs about this.
22:14 Speaker 03 It was a lot. Yeah, it was also, it was either inbred or.
22:17 Speaker 02 Finding out.
22:18 Bunnie XO? But no, and there's like, like a lot of evil females and like, ladies, I'm normally on your side, but some of y'all are fucking crazy.
22:25 Speaker 02 I read one, I didn't end up screenshotting it, but like she literally named it after her affair that she had.
22:30 Bunnie XO? All that too.
22:31 Speaker 02 Did you get that one? Yeah, she named the baby after her affair and then convinced the dad who was in prison that it was his.
22:38 Bunnie XO? Wow. Were they having conjugal visits? How did?
22:41 Speaker 02 No, he had just gone. She got pregnant around that time. It was like, oh, I'm pregnant, but it could have been one or the other. So she names it after the other.
22:48 Bunnie XO? That's crazy.
22:49 Speaker 02 I know. And the kid ended up telling him.
22:52 Bunnie XO? Bitches be trifling.
22:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, they do.
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24:31 Speaker 02 There's some really scary, okay.
24:35 Bunnie XO? Little pirate, dirty pirate hookers running around.
24:37 Speaker 03 So here's a little backstory. My mom passed away and my father remarried twice after that. The second one was an absolute awful woman. She was a liar, manipulative, and over the years, she successfully drove a wedge between my father and all of his children. One summer, we were all at our camp hanging out. My father's wife wanted a drink, so my brother-in-law offered to make it for her. After he made it, he reached in his pants and pulled out some pubes, put it in her drink, and stirred it around with his finger. My siblings and I were all aware of this, so we sat and watched her drink down the whole thing, sweaty pub hairs and all. She asked for another one after that, claiming that it was so good. To this day, no one outside of our family knows that that happened.
25:19 Bunnie XO? Dude, I don't care who you are, you know when you have a pub in your throat. How do you not feel? It's like, it's like sticks in your throat. Like they don't go down. It's literally like just the curliest cube.
25:31 Speaker 02 You ever get one caught in your teeth?
25:33 Bunnie XO? Probably. I've had a lot of shit in my mouth.
25:37 Bunnie XO? Yeah, no, I don't know how she didn't fucking.
25:40 Speaker 03 Save your pubes. I do.
25:43 Bunnie XO? Why is it caught in your teeth?
25:44 Speaker 02 I just asked one time, it got caught in my teeth.
25:46 Speaker 03 That's wild.
25:50 Speaker 04 That's different.
25:51 Speaker 03 Yeah.
25:54 Speaker 06 I didn't know that time.
25:57 Bunnie XO? Not you guys scheduling blowjob.
25:59 Speaker 02 You got kids, you can't just knock them out whenever.
26:02 Bunnie XO? What do you put it on Google Calendar?
26:05 Speaker 04 That was my question.
26:07 Speaker 03 Tomorrow at seven thirty five P M.
26:10 Speaker 02 Well, no, it's just whenever the kids aren't, you know, hanging out.
26:14 Speaker 06 Barge in everywhere.
26:15 Bunnie XO? You ready to have a kid, Matt?
26:18 Bunnie XO? I had a great uncle that took a guy's eyeball out with a spoon because of a bad horse deal.
26:23 Speaker 02 What the hell?
26:26 Bunnie XO? The old spoon in the eye trick.
26:29 Speaker 02 What trick is that?
26:31 Speaker 03 What do you, what do you do with the eyeball?
26:32 Bunnie XO? Cowboy trick. It's like an old cowboy trick.
26:37 Speaker 03 You know about this trick?
26:38 Bunnie XO? No, but I can envision it. I just figure that that sounds like something that would have been done like during the Doc holiday.
26:43 Speaker 02 Wild West. Yeah, it's like a very like bar type.
26:46 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
26:46 Speaker 02 Like just grab a spoon.
26:47 Bunnie XO? Stick it in his eye and scoop it out. You gotta be a real weirdo to be able to do that, dude.
26:52 Speaker 02 And it doesn't just hang there?
26:55 Bunnie XO? I don't want to. Depends on how much he pulls.
26:57 Speaker 02 Do you sever it?
26:59 Bunnie XO? I don't know.
27:00 Speaker 02 Oh, I envisioned it.
27:01 Speaker 03 I thought they are like attached.
27:03 Speaker 02 They are. That's what I'm wondering if he's, if he popped out the eyeball, that it just hang?
27:07 Bunnie XO? And then he might have just ripped it off.
27:13 Bunnie XO? That might be one of those old wives tales that like gets passed down in families, you know? And it's like, really? He punched the guy in the eye, but then by the time it got to the great, great granddaughter, it was like.
27:23 Speaker 02 It was like he spooned the eye out.
27:25 Bunnie XO? Yeah, exactly.
27:27 Speaker 02 That's wild.
27:29 Bunnie XO? Hi, May, you got one?
27:31 Speaker 04 Sure, I got one right here.
27:31 Bunnie XO? Give us one and then we're out of here. We got shit to do. I gotta take Matt to go see the new compound. We got the little, the cows and the donkeys moved this week.
27:40 Speaker 03 How are the donkeys? I didn't.
27:41 Bunnie XO? Oh, they're so bougie. I walked out there and they acted like they didn't even know who I was.
27:45 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah.
27:46 Bunnie XO? They didn't give a shit.
27:46 Speaker 02 We're probably gonna corral them a little bit to get them off some of that fresh hay.
27:49 Speaker 03 He said, sorry, we have new grass.
27:51 Bunnie XO? Yeah. They're like hella room hooters. Like they did not care.
27:55 Speaker 02 They're gonna go out tomorrow and put them in a smaller pen.
27:58 Bunnie XO? Why?
27:59 Speaker 02 There's too much fresh grass for them. You don't want them to founder.
28:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
28:02 Speaker 02 It's all cut down, but still it's a lot of grass.
28:04 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
28:05 Speaker 03 I know, I would like, I would be hella drunk off that grass.
28:08 Speaker 02 That's what they are right now.
28:11 Bunnie XO? They looked good.
28:12 Speaker 03 This is me with espresso martinis.
28:15 Speaker 02 She's like a field of espresso martinis. It would be her dream.
28:17 Speaker 03 I get it.
28:17 Speaker 02 Go ahead, Jaime.
28:19 Speaker 04 All right. My seemingly healthy forty something year old cousin died in November. It was a shock to the whole family. He was living in Las Vegas with his girlfriend at the time. And she claimed she had no idea how he died and told our family to stop asking because it doesn't matter how he died. Immediate red flag. Why wouldn't his family want to know the cause of his sudden unexpected death? We're thinking this bitch murdered him. We're literally accusing her of murder. Finally, my cousin, his brother, is able to get a report from the coroner's office. He died jacking off. Bro had an auto erotic asphyx-
29:02 Bunnie XO? Auto erotic asphyxiation.
29:06 Speaker 04 Damn. I didn't even say half the word and you knew.
29:10 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:10 Speaker 04 All right.
29:11 Bunnie XO? I'm into it.
29:12 Speaker 02 Oh, my God.
29:13 Speaker 04 Only me and my mom and his brother know his real cause of death. Everyone else thinks he overdosed per his brother's request.
29:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:21 Speaker 03 Didn't a famous singer die like that?
29:23 Bunnie XO? The lead singer of NXS died. He was literally hanging himself-
29:27 Speaker 03 We talked about this.
29:28 Bunnie XO? In the closet and was jacking off.
29:30 Speaker 02 To get hard, right?
29:32 Bunnie XO? Well, I mean, not to get hard, but sometimes when you come, it makes, like, you know, like, when you get choked.
29:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:36 Bunnie XO? It's like so hot because it makes you come harder because you're being choked because you're like lack of air.
29:41 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:42 Bunnie XO? So that's, people just get addicted to that high and they chase, they chase it.
29:46 Speaker 02 So he was strangling himself and then?
29:49 Bunnie XO? Yeah, I mean, we don't know what he was doing. She could have been doing it, too.
29:52 Speaker 02 Oh, maybe that's why.
29:54 Bunnie XO? Yeah.
29:54 Speaker 02 She doesn't want everyone to know. She was choking him.
29:57 Speaker 04 Yeah.
29:59 Bunnie XO? That's a heavy secret.
30:00 Speaker 02 That is a heavy secret to have.
30:01 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Well, are we gonna film another Ask, Talk, Confess before we go to LA?
30:05 Speaker 02 We'll have to at the beginning of next week.
30:07 Bunnie XO? You guys leave comments below. Let us know what topics you want us to cover in next week's Ask, Talk, Confess and we'll pick one from the YouTube comments. And if we use yours, we'll shout out your username also.
30:20 Speaker 03 Yeah.
30:20 Bunnie XO? Yeah. Love you guys. See you next week. Bye.
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