Ask, Tell, Confess: WTF is WRONG with US?!

BEST OF ASK, TELL, CONFESS: PART 1, baby. We pulled together some of the most unhinged, most talked-about ATC moments and crammed them into one chaotic episode… and this is just the beginning. We kick it off with the guy who checked every box—until he made one disgusting, deal-breaking request. From there, it’s the infamous mouse nest inside a penis pump (yes, that really happened), pre-cum debates, and Hailee’s balcony adventures with the neighbors basically getting a free show. The girls also spiral over their whitewater rafting trip, weigh in on a lawyer dating a guy who might become her boss, and react to some truly tragic hookup etiquette. Plus, disappointing “pretty boy” sex, a chaotic gift unboxing, and plenty of peak Dumb Blonde energy. If you’ve missed any of these—or just want to relive the chaos—BEST OF ATC: PART 1 has you covered. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:17Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome to another Ask Tell

• 0:37Speaker 01

  Still going.

• 0:48Bunnie XO?

  I had to be dramatic.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  This one, short and sweet, met a man that checked all my boxes, then told me to shit in his mouth, or it was over. She is now single.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Why?

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:00Bunnie XO?

  Did he want it soft or hard?

• 1:04Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:06Bunnie XO?

  How are you?

• 1:06Speaker 02

  What's the problem?

• 1:07Speaker 03

  In the mouth?

• 1:09Bunnie XO?

  And I shits on the bitch, like notorious B I G, he says that?

• 1:14Bunnie XO?

  I mean, listen, I've been paid to pee on people.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  My other one says, one time I had a guy want me to pee in his mouth.

• 1:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I've been paid to pee on people.

• 1:23Speaker 03

  I get the peeing on people, but no, I don't get that. But in the mouth?

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Two girls, one cup.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Did you ever watch that?

• 1:32Speaker 02

  I heard that was fake.

• 1:34Speaker 01

  You heard it was fake? Was it a frosty?

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  I heard it was fake too. Yeah, I don't know. So I mean, more power to you, sister. I feel like you dodged a bullet. Like, what, how many other fucking, what is this? He's got a porta potty for a mouth? Like, you're kissing that man? All sorts of other women's turds?

• 1:51Speaker 01

  I wonder if they kissed before he asked?

• 1:54Bunnie XO?

  Maybe with a little bit of corn in it?

• 1:58Bunnie XO?

  She said he checked all of her boxes, so obviously, yeah, obviously, they've been doing some stuff, you know?

• 2:06Speaker 02

  But I wonder what the trade off is, like, are there other qualities that are maybe good? Like, maybe he pays all our bills?

• 2:13Speaker 01

  The shit in his mouth, absolutely not.

• 2:16Bunnie XO?

  Men are fucking just, I fucking hate all of them.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  Saying he could be a nice guy.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  He didn't cheat.

• 2:23Bunnie XO?

  I'm sure he's a great guy, but you know, eating turds is probably the last thing you want to fucking do.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Well, he probably doesn't eat it. He probably just has it in his mouth and spits it out.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  I feel like you know a lot more about this than you're willing to admit.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, like, I didn't hear anything, I just hear something that he likes to do behind closed doors. I didn't hear anything wrong with, you know, if it's a, you know, no harm, no foul, you know, like if.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  It's definitely foul.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  That's a hundred percent a foul.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Well, just put out some garbage bags.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  Do you like to eat shit?

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Could you imagine if she lined it like we do the toilets on the tour bus?

• 2:58Bunnie XO?

  What if she had a fucking hemorrhoid and she's got a, she's got a lay, stand over him and scrunch? Like, nobody wants to see that. There's nothing attractive about that.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it is.

• 3:09Bunnie XO?

  What if it's diarrhea and it splurges, splashes in his eyes, like?

• 3:12Speaker 03

  What if she had food coloring and it was fucking green?

• 3:15Bunnie XO?

  There's so many. What if she ate, what if she ate asparagus the day before? You know, she's peeing, and you can't poop without peeing.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I feel like that's, you're coming with both.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, two for one.

• 3:29Bunnie XO?

  My partner and I bought a house in the country last year and have been battling a mouse problem. We finally felt like we got it under control. I was home from work one day and my dog was fixated on my partner's nightstand like he would, like he would track down critters in other parts of the house. I open the top drawer and see nothing, close it, open the bottom drawer. Well, that's where we keep all of our adult toys. When I opened the bottom drawer, there is a nest of shredded paper and six pink baby mice in his penis pump. I was beyond baffled. I FaceTimed him at work and the look of disbelief was incredible, but so valid.

• 4:09Bunnie XO?

  We've been so tickled by this and wanted to tell someone because it's hilarious. So this is my throwaway account. I've been waiting all week to share this with y'all.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  In the penis pump as well. Did they take a picture? Cause I want to see a picture.

• 4:23Bunnie XO?

  They burrowed, they burrowed in. They burrowed in because it's like a little hamster cage.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Oh. My gosh.

• 4:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you could never use a fucking, that penis pump ever again. I hope they didn't use it again. And why is dude got a penis pump? Those things don't even really work. My ex, my ex used to use one. I've told you guys, I walked in on him in the closet.

• 4:47Bunnie XO?

  And I mean, he already had a fucking hog on him, so it was like.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  I love that you refer to it as a hog.

• 4:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, so I'm like, what are we doing? Like, it didn't do anything different.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's trauma.

• 4:59Bunnie XO?

  It stretches the penis out and like hurts it more. I don't think it like.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Trauma dick is wild.

• 5:05Bunnie XO?

  Maybe they like it because it makes all the blood rush to it. Maybe it's a sensitivity thing, but yeah. No, that's hilarious. I hope you guys fucking bomb the fuck out of your house, though. I would freak out with that many mice next to my bed. Oh, God.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, what'd you do with the mice? I'd like to know where they went.

• 5:22Bunnie XO?

  In the fucking toilet.

• 5:25Bunnie XO?

  Yep. Yep. Listen, I free, listen, I free ladybugs. I do all of that, but mice living in your house, you gotta make an example.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  No, we, I get it. I live in the country. I got a cat for this exact reason because we have little mice out in the chicken coops and in the barn, and I can't handle that and I'm terrified of them getting to the house. So we, you guys all know the series of barn cats, car. But that right there, what were they doing while you were sleeping? That's what I would like to know. Were they running on your bed?

• 6:03Speaker 02

  I just got the chills.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:06Bunnie XO?

  Flush the whole house down the drain. I can't fucking do it.

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Just burn the whole motherfucker down.

• 6:10Bunnie XO?

  Burn the whole motherfucker down, Pookie. I'm over it.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  That first whistle was like pre-cum.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  A little edging?

• 6:18Bunnie XO?

  You guys ever been with a dude who's like, has so much pre-cum, their dick is wet all the time?

• 6:25Speaker 01

  I'm gonna have to, yeah, I'm gonna have to say no on that one.

• 6:28Bunnie XO?

  That's a no for me, dog. Have you?

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Wet all the time?

• 6:32Bunnie XO?

  Just like anytime they are excited, the pre-cum just fucking shoots out of their dick.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  I think so. It's like, calm down.

• 6:38Bunnie XO?

  It's just, yeah.

• 6:40Speaker 03

  Chill out.

• 6:41Bunnie XO?

  It's so gross.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  It's a little much.

• 6:42Bunnie XO?

  I hate it. I can't, I can't handle it. I'd like them dry.

• 6:47Bunnie XO?

  I like my bones dry. I don't want it so wet that you could jack it off with it, though, you know, like, that's wet.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:55Bunnie XO?

  You get like that?

• 6:59Speaker 02

  I would say that I wouldn't have any comments. I've never experienced stuff like that.

• 7:04Bunnie XO?

  You don't have pre-cum?

• 7:05Speaker 02

  I do, just not like that.

• 7:06Speaker 03

  You've never felt a guy's dick with pre-cum?

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  No, not a lot.

• 7:08Bunnie XO?

  You never jacked off a friend?

• 7:14Bunnie XO?

  Never, just fucking reached over and gave him the old handy J?

• 7:18Speaker 03

  Everyone does it.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  I've thought about it, but no, never have.

• 7:22Bunnie XO?

  You have thought about it?

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I have a lot of thoughts.

• 7:26Bunnie XO?

  Let me hear some of them.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  I figured out that there's a, I didn't know that chickens and hens were like the same thing.

• 7:33Bunnie XO?

  No, we're talking about you jacking off your friends.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  Different kind of cock.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I want to know more about this. You just found out chickens were chickens?

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I didn't know that, um, like when someone said hen, I thought that was different than a chicken.

• 7:46Speaker 03

  Go back to the dicks.

• 7:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah. So how often do you think about jacking off your friends?

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Cause. Never.

• 7:50Bunnie XO?

  A couple people were offended that you were defending the person on the podcast a couple of weeks ago? With the shitting in the mouth?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, I saw that. I just, I'm not a kink shamer. I get, I don't know. It's just if he's not hurting anybody, I wouldn't share like a cup with him.

• 8:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  You know?

• 8:08Speaker 03

  A cup of what?

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Like orange juice. I don't know, like a water bottle. I wouldn't like actively share things with that person, like a vape.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  Oh, poop vape is wild.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, but no, yeah, people were upset.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  This is why you can't drink after.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  What's the difference between a vape and a cup? Your mouth's still on it.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  I know.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  He said he's not doing it.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not doing either with that person, because I know that he likes to do that in his spare time.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, but what if he didn't tell you? Like, how many joints have you shared with your friends in the past? What if they were all shit eaters?

• 8:38Speaker 03

  What if they were poop mouth?

• 8:40Speaker 02

  I'm gonna now think about that, so.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  A lot of people.

• 8:42Speaker 03

  He's never sharing joints again.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Never again. Actually, that's pretty gross.

• 8:46Bunnie XO?

  Remember back in the old days when people used to sit around in like a smoke circle and everybody would hit the same blunt?

• 8:52Speaker 01

  Back in the day.

• 8:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I mean, I don't know if they still do it.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Oh, they for sure do. Yeah, until I almost died, I was doing it. Anyone that handed me something, I was sharing.

• 9:00Speaker 03

  We had one.

• 9:03Speaker 01

  You know?

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Very small.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  I don't know where your mouth has been.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  I feel like there's some stories.

• 9:11Bunnie XO?

  Haley, you've been getting some dick lately.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  Dick down.

• 9:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you've been getting some, grandma don't watch anymore, so we could talk about this.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Revenge body for sure.

• 9:19Bunnie XO?

  You have been getting some dick lately, so we don't know where that mouth has been, girl. Tell everybody how you're getting eaten out on your balcony.

• 9:31Bunnie XO?

  And then send the dude home afterwards.

• 9:37Bunnie XO?

  She said, okay, thanks, bye.

• 9:39Speaker 01

  You guys, let me paint the picture, though. Haley's neighbor is.

• 9:42Bunnie XO?

  Right across the way, yeah. Window, window.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  We, literally, I remember looking into your neighbor's home. I know what kind of dog they have.

• 9:51Bunnie XO?

  I know he's a redhead. That's how close he is.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  It was covered by his head.

• 9:57Bunnie XO?

  I know, but you weren't moaning in that alleyway like a fucking alley cat?

• 10:02Bunnie XO?

  Because it's like, she's, lives in like this alleyway.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Imagine your neighbor's being like, is there cats fighting out?

• 10:08Speaker 03

  Well, honestly, like, you know, when, you know, when you're drunk, though, and you like, really can't hear?

• 10:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so you don't know what was happening.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  So, maybe I don't know, I don't know.

• 10:18Bunnie XO?

  Why'd you just send him home afterwards?

• 10:20Speaker 03

  Why did I? Because I don't really like him?

• 10:23Bunnie XO?

  How can I, I see, I can't.

• 10:25Speaker 01

  We're not watching this right now. Oh, my God.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 10:28Bunnie XO?

  Listen, if you are gonna fucking, no, please be honest. I love that. If you're gonna give me head, though, you're definitely sticking your dick in, because I don't feel fulfilled after getting head.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  You can't just get head.

• 10:39Bunnie XO?

  Like, if you're gonna eat me out, you're sticking it in. Like, this is a full-time job. You're not doing fucking.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  I didn't want to.

• 10:45Speaker 01

  Have you been dick down by him before? You know what it's like? Oh, you didn't even know what it was like?

• 10:51Speaker 03

  I didn't want to know what it's like.

• 10:52Bunnie XO?

  Damn, you're just like, eat me out and fucking.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  It was my birthday.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  You guys, we're going to Jackson Hole tomorrow.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  I'm so excited.

• 10:58Bunnie XO?

  You guys.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  I love Wyoming.

• 10:59Bunnie XO?

  We're going fucking whitewater rafting. Okay.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  I have such bad anxiety.

• 11:04Speaker 03

  Fucking terrified.

• 11:05Bunnie XO?

  No, I have anxiety too, but you want to know why? Because anybody we ask that has gone whitewater rafting, we're like, oh, was it fun? And they're all like, no.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, not a single person.

• 11:15Bunnie XO?

  It was somebody else, too. There was somebody else who had gone. Who was it?

• 11:18Speaker 01

  Jeffrey.

• 11:18Bunnie XO?

  Jeffrey.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  Jeffrey literally was like, why?

• 11:23Bunnie XO?

  Shepherd Star was like, you know, when Jeffrey's asking us why we're doing something that it's, and he's already done it, it sucks.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 11:31Bunnie XO?

  So, nobody has literally said that whitewater rafting is cool, and I'm petrified. And then, not to mention, you're going through all these fucking crazy waves, and literally, you have a string to hold on to.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  What'd your mom say?

• 11:46Bunnie XO?

  In an inflatable boat.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, her mom said, like, dig your toes?

• 11:49Speaker 03

  Dig your feet, like, under, so you don't come out. But I'm like, what if the whole thing flips?

• 11:53Bunnie XO?

  So you don't come out? What the fuck does that mean?

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Have you, have you never watched it?

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Cause you're bouncing.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  You're bouncing.

• 12:01Speaker 03

  That's why the waiver says, like, you have to sign that basically you could fly out, hit your head and die.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Hit your head on a rock and die.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  You didn't see that part?

• 12:09Speaker 01

  It's like riding a bull.

• 12:11Bunnie XO?

  I didn't read the waiver.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  Oh, I read every single line, because I was so scared.

• 12:17Bunnie XO?

  The entire time?

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Yes, except you could draw.

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  Two hours?

• 12:20Speaker 03

  It's two hours long?

• 12:21Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Haley, no!

• 12:25Bunnie XO?

  Haley.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Haley, just found out.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Two hours?

• 12:29Bunnie XO?

  On that fucking raft.

• 12:31Speaker 03

  Bucking all the time? I don't believe that. There's no way.

• 12:34Bunnie XO?

  I have a broken neck. I can't fucking do that.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  So sore from that, and then we're gonna have to use the same string to whitewater.

• 12:43Speaker 03

  I could do, I got ten minutes.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  I wonder if they have a.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  They just, like, pull us out of the water?

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Wait, you know when they, like, don't actually send you, and they just, like, set you in one spot, like a mechanical bull?

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Can we just go in circles?

• 12:57Speaker 01

  And Jeffrey also said, it depends on the day, because it's sort of like, um, hot air ballooning. It's like, it depends on the weather. So, like, had it rained a lot or anything, it's gonna be extra, or if, like.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  If the water's, like, calm and cool, I'm good with two hours. If it's a category six, like my mom said is, like, for Olympic, like, type level, that's when she said I wouldn't do it. She did category four.

• 13:23Bunnie XO?

  It can't be like that the whole time. I'm not getting on it, if it's like that the whole time, okay? I'm just gonna tell you guys that right the fuck now.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  We all get there in our wet suits, and she says, no, and we, like, squeak away.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  Like, dude, no.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  I wish they had a simulator, so we could, like, feel like what it would be like prior.

• 13:47Bunnie XO?

  Fuck, man.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  I wish I could watch the people before us.

• 13:49Bunnie XO?

  If anybody has gone whitewater rafting, please leave us a fucking comment.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Let us know, because we do it, uh, like.

• 13:55Bunnie XO?

  Sunday.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, after this comes out, so you guys have time, DM us.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  No, don't DM us. Leave it in the fucking comments. I need to know.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  We have to know immediately.

• 14:04Bunnie XO?

  And I need truth. Don't sugarcoat it.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Have you ever gone haywire?

• 14:09Speaker 02

  No, I've never gone whitewater, no.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  It sounds scary, though. You have to wear a helmet in the water.

• 14:14Bunnie XO?

  We're gonna have GoPros on, too.

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 14:16Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Sounds like a very white activity.

• 14:18Bunnie XO?

  We're gonna be, listen, we're gonna be vlogging this shit, so, oh, man.

• 14:23Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  Who's holding the camera? Cause I'm not.

• 14:27Bunnie XO?

  I think we can connect it to our.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Jason got a chest.

• 14:33Bunnie XO?

  My nose the entire time.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, those three sixty cameras?

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Yes, of like, the horse, where it's just the side of a horse.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  No, I'm pretty sure Jason got us a chest strap for one of us to wear.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  She says, all right, buckle up, because this is one of the dumbest things I've ever done. Um, so, last year, on a random Sunday, me and my husband were deep in the Sunday scaries. Um, dreading work the next day, super anxious, so we convince ourselves alcohol is self-care. We start drinking.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  A few drinks in, I don't know what this means. A few drinks in, the conversation somehow shifted to boofing.

• 15:07Bunnie XO?

  I've heard of that. Hashtag.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  We're gonna ask. Well, yeah. It expl, I guess I know what it means now.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, go ahead.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  I started talking about how I'd heard stories of girls soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up their asses to get drunk faster. Did I have tampons? No. Did that stop me? No. So, what I did have was a stainless steel straw. So, in a moment of pure brilliance, I grabbed the metal straw, put a little too lube on the end, and shoved it up my ass while my husband attempted to blow beer through the straw like we were conducting some kind of hillbilly science experiment. The second the beer hit my ass, I realized two things. Beer is freezing cold internally. Carbonation has no business being in your colon.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  It felt so cold and bubbly that I immediately started laughing uncontrollably, and apparently, when you laugh with carbonated beer in your ass, your body turns into a pressurized keg. The fizz and the pressure built up for approximately half a second before the beer launched directly back out of my ass, through the straw, and straight into my husband's mouth.

• 16:13Bunnie XO?

  Mouth?

• 16:14Speaker 03

  Cause he was blowing it. And she blew it back. She said, needless to say, our experiment ended immediately, and we spent the next ten minutes scream laughing while he wiped Core's light ass home, ass foam off his face.

• 16:28Bunnie XO?

  Dude, that's fucking so gross, dude. Oh, my God, that's love.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:35Bunnie XO?

  That's love.

• 16:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:36Bunnie XO?

  I'm looking for that.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  That's what I'm looking for. Someone get her a Core's light and a straw.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  I got a straw.

• 16:45Bunnie XO?

  I used to put cocaine up my ass.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  How?

• 16:48Bunnie XO?

  So, you would take, you know, little baby syringes? You don't put the needle on it, but you know the thing that you, you know?

• 16:55Speaker 01

  That I, like, feed my kids Benadryl with?

• 16:57Bunnie XO?

  You would cut the line, you would cut the line out, and then you pour the line into that little thing, and then you put water in it, and you shake it, and then you stick it up your ass and just inject it in your ass. Yeah. A lot of people do stuff like that. Best way to ever do cocaine. Would never do it again. Uh, this was in my twenties, guys. Don't judge me.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  Don't do cocaine now.

• 17:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, don't, do not, do not do as I say, okay? Do not do as I do or say.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  It's too scary to do drugs nowadays.

• 17:25Bunnie XO?

  I am so fucking, dude, no. I won't even touch a rail at a bar, because I'm afraid somebody did, like, a line there. Yeah, no way. Could never.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Who told us the story the other day that someone accidentally dropped?

• 17:40Speaker 03

  My friend told me an ass-tell-confessant person at the Redneck Rumble that his friend was at a certain bar, that I cannot say, on Broadway, and it was a.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  The friend had just gotten.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  A bag of weed.

• 17:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Was it weed? Oh, it was coke? Okay, well, I thought it was weed.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  No.

• 18:03Speaker 03

  This makes it even worse. Um, he dropped it in the toilet.

• 18:07Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  And he was, he was so, like.

• 18:10Speaker 01

  Hard on times.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  Yep, that he got it out of the toilet.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  And still.

• 18:18Speaker 01

  Nope, no, no, no. He drank the water.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know what? I, I stopped listening.

• 18:25Speaker 01

  He, hold on, I have to retell that story.

• 18:27Bunnie XO?

  Okay, that's.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  This man accidentally spills the cocaine into the toilet water, and was so hard on times that he drank the toilet water.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  You know, it's funny is because he DM'd me a little after and was like, I heard my friend told you about my story.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Oh, you know, the person?

• 18:46Speaker 03

  I don't know him, but like he is always like liking my stories and stuff.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  Well, that dude might be hard on money and you might need to help the guy out because who the fuck would drink toilet water?

• 19:00Bunnie XO?

  Not. No, listen, I, listen, I have done some weird shit when I was strung out on drugs too, but I have never drank toilet water. Like that's crazy.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  That's disgusting.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  Especially at a bar.

• 19:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  This wasn't like his.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  Throw up.

• 19:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I mean, listen, let's just pray for that dude because he's obviously.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  I just wanna know, did you flush before or not? Or like, what if you?

• 19:24Bunnie XO?

  You can't flush because it won't have drugs in it.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  If you'd peed and then dropped the bag.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  He was probably just in the stall to do the cocaine. Yeah. Someone's asking our advice. They said that they've been seeing a guy for about a month now and they're both lawyers.

• 19:38Bunnie XO?

  Lawyers or voyeurs?

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Lawyers.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  They're lawyers and they work in two different legal fields at law firms over an hour away from each other. The last time I saw him, he did tell me he is considering bringing his clients to the law firm that I have been at for four years and he would become a partner at that same firm. So he would essentially then become one of my bosses. Should I end things before that happens? I don't want to be the associate who's sleeping with the boss, but in all fairness, I was sleeping with him before he became my boss. I'm very afraid to mix business with pleasure.

• 20:10Bunnie XO?

  Hmm, that's a good one.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Haley.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Be happy.

• 20:15Bunnie XO?

  I think that if you end things with him before he gets there, it's gonna make things awkward between you guys or you're gonna have su- like sexual tension all the time and end up just banging in the fucking, are you horny honey?

• 20:27Speaker 03

  No, I'm not.

• 20:28Bunnie XO?

  Uh, and they'll end up banging in the office. But I also see her other point is like she doesn't, you know, but they were, you guys were dating before.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  I feel like it should just be said to the firm, like ahead of time before that transition happens.

• 20:43Bunnie XO?

  Send an email.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, send an email. Put my last email.

• 20:46Bunnie XO?

  Are they not public, publicly dating? Is that what the problem is?

• 20:49Speaker 01

  It doesn't seem like it's, I mean, it's only been a little bit.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Maybe be public.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, but then.

• 20:55Bunnie XO?

  They might not hire him if, if, uh, they're dating. Some firms are like that. Like they won't let.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  You can't mix business and pleasure. Yeah.

• 21:02Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. That's a tough one. I don't really know how to answer that.

• 21:05Speaker 03

  I don't know, but I love sexual tension.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  I think if, listen, I always say follow your heart though. Like if you think this dude is the one and you guys like have a chance.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  I almost feel like it would be messier to end it too early.

• 21:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I do too.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  Yeah. And I didn't hear any other issues. Like if he was like cheating or, but this seems to be the only issues, how you feel, how you think you're gonna feel when everyone else finds out. That doesn't seem like a.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  That is true. You're kind of playing off of an emotion of what could happen versus what is happening.

• 21:35Bunnie XO?

  We call that future tripping.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 21:37Bunnie XO?

  Your future tripping. So, I mean, but.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  Future maxing.

• 21:41Bunnie XO?

  Yes, future maxing. Um, yeah, I think, I say if I can just go for it and just be honest with people. I started a fuck buddy situationship after getting out of a bad relationship. My friends with benefit was a dreamy six, two bartender I worked with at the time. He was hot. He had confidence and a swagger I couldn't deny. He bragged at how he loved going down on women and promised when I got to experience that, it would change my world. That with the fact that he had a big dick. I was genuinely giddy when the time came to experience this alleged mind blowing experience. We're in my bed and he starts making his way down south. He's butt ass naked, fully bricked up and he starts

• 22:25Bunnie XO?

  his magic. I'm laying there trying to get into it because I, it wasn't quite what I was expecting and then it happened. He farted. One long poof and it just kept going like nothing happened and he just kept going like nothing happened. It smelled very bad and I didn't know what to do. I pushed myself up and said, I didn't think I could get into this, into the right mood. And he said, we should chill out for a bit. He was offended and then told me that maybe, just maybe I had a weird vagina. No, bro. Maybe you should make an effort to hold it in when you've talked such a big game.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Was he in like sniper position or?

• 23:08Bunnie XO?

  I think he was crouching tiger.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Crouching tiger. Oh, yeah. That'll do it.

• 23:25Bunnie XO?

  Dude, okay, first of all, ladies, if a man tells you he can eat pussy, he cannot.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 23:31Bunnie XO?

  Any dude that brags about eating the cat and being a fucking, a pro at it does not, can't even find the knob. All right. They're liars. I've, trust me. They don't know what they're fucking talking about. Um, secondly, normally men who have big dicks and swagger and are super hot are just gonna be a fucking letdown.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:57Bunnie XO?

  Not one of them is gonna be a great story to write home about unless you just fuck them and leave and never talk to them again. Other than that, the majority of the time they are a disappointment. Speaking from experience. So.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:12Bunnie XO?

  I had, one time.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm sad.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  Say it. Ready. I'm thirsty.

• 24:19Bunnie XO?

  One time, there was this guy, we used to call him Carlos Asada because he was.

• 24:27Speaker 01

  Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone.

• 24:32Bunnie XO?

  All right. So we called him Carlos Asada because he was so hot. I'm talking like, oh my God, this dude was just unbelievably hot and just perfect body, in shape, beautiful face. And one night I finally got to take him for a spin and we went to his house and I had been drinking tequila and all that stuff. Anyways, I go down on him and he smells so bad, so fucking bad to the point where I didn't even want to have sex with him. I just ended up sucking him off. I get in my car to go home and all I can smell is that smell of him. And I'm literally on the two fifteen with a fucking bag from Smith's, a grocery bag, projectile vomiting as I'm driving down the freeway because he smelled so bad.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  Nada on the Asada.

• 25:26Bunnie XO?

  Yes. Nada on the Asada, baby. I'm telling you. Oh, no.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  It was so bad, dude. God, I never looked at him the same and never fucking, never, didn't double dip.

• 25:46Bunnie XO?

  It was just putrid. It was so, I don't know. You know how some guys come smells really bad?

• 25:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:54Bunnie XO?

  It was that.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  She's having PTSD flashback right now.

• 25:58Bunnie XO?

  It was that. I can't do it. If, guys, if you don't eat right and you're just eating fucking garbage every day, your ejaculation is going to smell so bad. Clean it up.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  I'm kinda gagging a little bit.

• 26:18Bunnie XO?

  So anyways, honey, we're sorry that you experienced that. So, yeah.

• 26:22Speaker 01

  All right.

• 26:23Bunnie XO?

  Yep.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  How the fuck do I follow?

• 26:25Bunnie XO?

  I told you guys, I got some good ones this week.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  Hey, can we open our presents real quick?

• 26:30Bunnie XO?

  So Jason gave us some presents and we don't know what's in here.

• 26:34Speaker 01

  This whole segment, this whole segment could be cut.

• 26:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right. You ready?

• 26:39Speaker 01

  I'm not prepared for my husband's humor.

• 26:43Bunnie XO?

  Dude, he stapled these or taped them shut.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Christmas bags for me and it's May.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  You used my Christmas bags.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  May fit.

• 26:51Bunnie XO?

  Do you want this back?

• 26:52Speaker 01

  No.

• 26:52Bunnie XO?

  Okay. I was like, I can't get it open without ripping it.

• 26:54Speaker 03

  I got taped.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, or taped.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  I'm nervous.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  God, you guys are faster than me.

• 27:05Bunnie XO?

  Mine's great. Mine is great. What does yours say?

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  Wait, are they different?

• 27:14Speaker 01

  Jason.

• 27:15Bunnie XO?

  Mine says, mine says eaten beef blasted queefs.

• 27:24Bunnie XO?

  What does yours say, honey?

• 27:26Speaker 01

  This is lesbians eat what?

• 27:30Bunnie XO?

  And it's got a bunch of cats on the thing. That is so funny, dude.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Mine says in my cream pie era.

• 27:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh my God. That is fucking awesome.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Pound my cake daddy.

• 27:45Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  Episode?

• 27:49Bunnie XO?

  We should.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's wear them next episode. We're wearing these next episode.

• 27:53Bunnie XO?

  Jason, where did you find these?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  This is insane.

• 27:56Bunnie XO?

  Do you like this? Eaten beef blasting queefs? He doesn't even know what's happening. All right. We love you guys. See you guys next week. Bye.