Ask, Tell, Confess: Who Rubs One Out at Work??

The gang is back for another Ask, Tell, Confess, and this week nothing is off-limits. Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime kick things off catching up on tornado warnings, Bunnie's latest "home improvements," and the unexpected life updates that somehow go completely off the rails. Then it's time for your workplace horror stories. From the infamous "cereal pooper" and assembly line disasters to coworkers behaving badly, these confessions had everyone gagging, laughing, and questioning humanity. If you've ever survived a nightmare coworker, worked a job that tested your sanity, or wondered how some people manage to stay employed, this episode is for you. Got a story that sounds too wild to be real? We want to hear it! Send your Ask, Tell, Confess submission to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] with "ATC" in the subject line, or DM us on Instagram, and you just might hear your story on a future episode. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

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• 0:42Bunnie XO?

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• 0:52Speaker 01

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• 0:55Bunnie XO?

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• 1:57Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 2:14Speaker 03

  Hello, friends. Welcome back to another Ask, Tell...

• 2:25Speaker 04

  Mm hmm. That was nice. Yeah.

• 2:29Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends. How's everybody doing?

• 2:31Speaker 04

  What just happened to us?

• 2:32Bunnie XO?

  Bro, we just drove through a fucking tornado, like hail. People swerving all over the road, wind blowing the trees and the cars to the side.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Something. We don't know what it was.

• 2:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I haven't even looked to see what the damage is done to my car.

• 2:48Speaker 04

  Like, I got it on video. We literally hit something.

• 2:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, it was the eye of the tiger. Like, it was, I swear.

• 2:55Speaker 05

  I drove through a portion of it.

• 2:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, we were on, what is it, eight forty?

• 3:00Speaker 04

  Uh huh, for about twenty minutes.

• 3:01Bunnie XO?

  Dude, cars pulled over on the side of the road, pulled over, under passes.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  At one point, we're under the overpass, like with like four other cars, five other cars, and people were just stopping traffic.

• 3:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was like, I'm not sitting here. I'm not gonna be a fucking sitting duck. Let me just get home.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  Took off.

• 3:17Bunnie XO?

  That's how I handle everything in life. Just fucking trudge, just face it head on and get it the fuck over with.

• 3:24Speaker 04

  And we came out on the other side. Look at us.

• 3:25Bunnie XO?

  We came out on the other side.

• 3:27Speaker 04

  Would you look at us?

• 3:27Speaker 05

  You made it.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we got to our exit and it was like bright and sunny and beautiful. I mean, I feel like that's how life is. You gotta go through the storm to get to the frickin' bright, sunny, beautiful side.

• 3:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:39Bunnie XO?

  You know, like somewhere over the rainbow.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Somewhere.

• 3:43Bunnie XO?

  Over the rainbow. Way up high.

• 3:51Speaker 04

  Why were we all so quiet?

• 3:57Bunnie XO?

  Well.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  What's wrong with us?

• 4:00Bunnie XO?

  Well, it's been a hell of a week. We just left my plastic surgeon's office. If you see any fucking additional add-ons to me, no you didn't. That's all I'm gonna say about it.

• 4:08Speaker 04

  Add-ons is wild to call.

• 4:11Bunnie XO?

  Listen, home improvements is what we're gonna call it, baby. We're improving the home improvements.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  I get it.

• 4:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm on this journey of just making myself feel good. That's what we're gonna do. So if I do get home improvements, it's gonna happen next Tuesday.

• 4:27Bunnie XO?

  My first surgeon.

• 4:28Speaker 04

  We can do it next Tuesday. She said.

• 4:31Bunnie XO?

  I was like, that's our move in date at the new property. I was like, what the hell? But listen, new add-ons, new add-ons, new location, new everything.

• 4:41Speaker 04

  New, new.

• 4:42Bunnie XO?

  New phone, who dis?

• 4:45Speaker 04

  That's coming next.

• 4:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, that's coming. I have to.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  I know.

• 4:49Bunnie XO?

  Bro, this announcement has brought all the weirdos out. I have people texting. I don't even, it's crazy. Like just random people are, it's nuts.

• 4:59Speaker 04

  They're starting up conversations.

• 5:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's nuts. This has brought all the craziness out. Oh, and then us doing a podcast on the DMs last week? Just lit a fire under everybody's ass to go into my DMs.

• 5:12Speaker 04

  Oh, really? Did it get better? Get better or worse?

• 5:16Bunnie XO?

  I don't know because you know, it's like.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  Do you have any?

• 5:20Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I might.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  Please.

• 5:24Bunnie XO?

  Do you have one or two for the class? No, no, no. We'll do a whole episode on it, but I might have somebody that I think is cute. So I don't know. We'll see. A new one. A new one. I can't.

• 5:32Speaker 04

  Do I know?

• 5:34Bunnie XO?

  Yes, you guys know.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  Oh. No, we know.

• 5:40Bunnie XO?

  Pretty little baby.

• 5:47Bunnie XO?

  That's the only hint I'll give you.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  It's like riding a bicycle, but you got a dick inside of you.

• 5:55Bunnie XO?

  He's, oh, that one. He's pretty to look at. So I don't know. We'll see. And he's West Coast. So I love, love, love, love me a West Coast boy.

• 6:06Speaker 06

  Is he tall?

• 6:09Bunnie XO?

  To be decided.

• 6:11Bunnie XO?

  We don't know his height? I mean, we do.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  Do we?

• 6:15Bunnie XO?

  Do we? I don't know. We might have to give it a goog.

• 6:20Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out, but nothing, you know, I think it's okay to think somebody's hot. That's different than.

• 6:28Speaker 04

  Oh, okay. Wait. Okay. Yeah. Cut this.

• 6:32Bunnie XO?

  Oh, how? Just bleep this. Beep beep beep beep.

• 6:37Speaker 04

  We know how tall.

• 6:38Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  We will know right now.

• 6:39Bunnie XO?

  Look right now. Look right now. Okay. We'll figure out how tall he is by this. He wants to. Come out here and see me, but I don't know.

• 6:48Speaker 06

  Is he born and raised west coast?

• 6:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 6:50Speaker 06

  Hmm, okay.

• 6:52Bunnie XO?

  Listen, I don't want a country boy. Everybody's like,

• 6:55Speaker 05

  He looks a little tall.

• 6:58Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 7:03Speaker 05

  Oh, then he's probably.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  He's at least six.

• 7:05Speaker 05

  Six, two, six, three.

• 7:06Bunnie XO?

  And he's tall and skinny.

• 7:08Speaker 04

  Oh, he's got a baby arm.

• 7:09Bunnie XO?

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• 8:19Speaker 07

  Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog, and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders, wherever you get your podcasts.

• 8:49Bunnie XO?

  Anyways, okay, anyways, and listen, I'm just looking to, you know, my mom is getting her spark back like we've been talking about. And I think it's okay to have a little baby crush on people. So anyways, moving on.

• 9:05Bunnie XO?

  That's all I need is the fucking internet trying to figure out who we're talking about.

• 9:08Speaker 05

  No.

• 9:09Bunnie XO?

  They won't figure it out, though.

• 9:11Speaker 04

  Fuck no, we'll cut this up so good.

• 9:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chippity, Chippity chopped this up, Jason. So that people are very confused who we could possibly be talking about. But yeah, all right. So anyways, we are doing some Ask Tell Confesses. A lot of people have been messaging us, keep doing it because all you have to do is just put ATCDMS on Instagram. That way that you can get your story in. We should just make an email for people to Ask Tell Confess because there's a lot of people. Do we have one? Oh shit, what is it?

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Oh, we'll put it in there.

• 9:45Bunnie XO?

  All right. Well, I don't even know that we had a phone number. Did we check in on Bob to see how Bob's doing?

• 9:51Speaker 04

  Oh my God, I didn't. Hold on, let me text Bob.

• 9:53Bunnie XO?

  Should we call him? Just give him a call.

• 9:55Speaker 04

  Are we calling Bob?

• 9:56Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we haven't heard from Bob in like, what?

• 9:59Speaker 05

  Has he not left a voicemail for us? In a minute?

• 10:02Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 10:04Bunnie XO?

  We hope Bobarino's doing good, man. So anyways.

• 10:08Speaker 05

  Usually he texts me.

• 10:09Bunnie XO?

  Uh, for while we call Bob, for Ask Tell Confess today, we're doing something with the workplace, right?

• 10:14Speaker 05

  Like crazy stories in the workplace.

• 10:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I decided this week I was going to ask you guys, what was the craziest thing that you ever saw happen at work? And boy, did they deliver.

• 10:24Bunnie XO?

  Oof. The work ones are always gross. It makes me never want to eat out. Why are so many people fucking at work? Because you spend eight hours a day with that person, seven days a week, you're gonna develop horniness.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  Have you ever fucked someone at work?

• 10:37Speaker 05

  I worked at Mac, it was all girls.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  Did you ever fuck someone at work?

• 10:40Speaker 06

  I did not.

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Did you ever fuck someone at work?

• 10:42Bunnie XO?

  Did sugar daddies?

• 10:47Speaker 05

  It wasn't at work, but it was from someone that I worked with when I was a host at Logan's.

• 10:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh, was it a waiter or a bartender?

• 10:56Speaker 05

  He was a waiter.

• 10:57Bunnie XO?

  Oh, nice.

• 10:58Speaker 05

  It was after shift one time. So we were technically still in our uniform.

• 11:01Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 11:02Speaker 05

  It was kind of hot. I know.

• 11:03Speaker 06

  All sweaty.

• 11:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, they say that work affairs start all the time because people are together so much. Like you are like, they call them work husbands or work wives or something like that.

• 11:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, have you heard that?

• 11:14Bunnie XO?

  So I can never date a dude in an office because I would not fucking even trust that. Come home and tell me you got a work wife? Okay, cool buddy. Go fuck and live with her. Let her put up with your shit.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  We're calling Bob.

• 11:25Bunnie XO?

  Call Bobarino.

• 11:30Speaker 03

  Hey you.

• 11:31Bunnie XO?

  Bob.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  Here.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  We miss you. We just wanted to call to check on you.

• 11:38Bunnie XO?

  Love you, Bobberino.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Good.

• 11:42Speaker 04

  How have you been?

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Oh, I've been as good as ever.

• 11:46Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm so happy to hear that. How's the weather over there?

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Good.

• 11:51Speaker 04

  Good.

• 11:52Speaker 03

  When are we getting together?

• 11:54Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 11:55Bunnie XO?

  We'll be on the west coast soon.

• 11:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, we gotta come over there to see you.

• 11:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  Yes, you do.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, we just wanted to call and check on you. You're on the podcast right now. Can you say hi to everyone?

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Hi, everybody.

• 12:09Speaker 04

  We were worried.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Hey, would you like to come and help me do a birthday?

• 12:14Speaker 04

  A birthday? When's your birthday, Bob?

• 12:16Speaker 03

  Next year, next, this fall?

• 12:19Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 12:20Speaker 03

  In September.

• 12:22Speaker 04

  September what?

• 12:23Speaker 03

  Twenty fifth.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 12:26Bunnie XO?

  Him and Mo have.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Yes, she would.

• 12:28Bunnie XO?

  So the same sign. Oh, I love that.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  I love that so much. We're gonna have to send you a birthday present, Bob.

• 12:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:34Speaker 04

  Awesome. We're gonna get back to our podcast. Can you give us a Bob out?

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Bob out.

• 12:38Bunnie XO?

  Bob out. We love you, Bobberino.

• 12:41Speaker 05

  Hi, Bob.

• 12:42Speaker 06

  Bye, Bob.

• 12:43Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my goodness.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  The other day, he colored his hair pink.

• 12:47Bunnie XO?

  He's so sweet.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  I just love him. It's our new grandpa.

• 12:50Bunnie XO?

  No, for real. We need to get out to Oregon and see him.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  I know.

• 12:53Bunnie XO?

  I wanna go hiking out there anyways and go see the waterfalls and stuff, Twilight.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:57Bunnie XO?

  That'd be so gorgeous.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:59Bunnie XO?

  As long as we don't go to Portland.

• 13:00Speaker 04

  Can we stay at the Twilight house?

• 13:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, as long as it's away from Portland where they smoke fentanyl for out in the open and shit. Like, I'm not doing that. Mm-mm. What would we have to fly into?

• 13:10Speaker 06

  I think it is Port.

• 13:11Bunnie XO?

  I guess if we took, if we'd fly private, we could fly into any airport, right?

• 13:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:15Bunnie XO?

  Okay, yeah, let's do that. That would be fun. Is that where Twilight was filmed? Okay, cool. All right, let's get into these stories.

• 13:22Speaker 04

  So hot and bothered over here, bro. You bring up Twilight. You know her credit card is Twilight, right? We were at the bar the other day and she pulls it out. I said, is that Edward?

• 13:31Bunnie XO?

  You're like one of those Disney adults.

• 13:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:35Bunnie XO?

  Oh, no.

• 13:36Speaker 04

  I feel like Twilight's the coolest.

• 13:38Bunnie XO?

  With Harry Potter and Twilight, yes. You're like one of those Disney adults.

• 13:41Speaker 05

  I'm not a Disney adult. Ew.

• 13:43Speaker 04

  Do we, how do we feel about Disney adults? We're gonna insult some people.

• 13:46Speaker 05

  Cut this out. No.

• 13:48Speaker 04

  No, put it in. Leave it in.

• 13:51Speaker 06

  I've seen them. I've seen them around. Yeah.

• 13:55Speaker 05

  I mean, I had fun at Disney.

• 13:56Speaker 04

  There's a fifty fifty.

• 13:57Speaker 05

  I cried during the fireworks.

• 13:59Speaker 06

  That was beautiful.

• 13:59Speaker 04

  I did cry during the fireworks.

• 14:01Bunnie XO?

  I think if you make it your entire personality, I think if you make anything your entire personality,

• 14:06Speaker 04

  that part.

• 14:06Bunnie XO?

  Then.

• 14:08Speaker 04

  If it's who defines you as a person, let's find a new hobby.

• 14:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:12Speaker 04

  Maybe more than just one.

• 14:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:14Speaker 06

  What's the like appropriate amount to go to Disneyland if you are an adult with no kids?

• 14:20Bunnie XO?

  Once?

• 14:21Speaker 05

  Twice?

• 14:21Speaker 06

  But once a month or once a week?

• 14:24Bunnie XO?

  Who wants to go through all of that?

• 14:26Speaker 05

  That was a lot of walking.

• 14:28Speaker 06

  Disney adults do that. Yeah. They go like, once a week at least.

• 14:32Speaker 05

  What? It's a week?

• 14:34Speaker 06

  I've heard.

• 14:34Bunnie XO?

  That's a bit. I feel like, like, again, if anything you do that's overkill where you are, it's your entire personality, then that's, you know, it's an obsession and you can't.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  That part. It doesn't just have to be Disney.

• 14:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it doesn't just have to be Disney, like.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's in the Twilight.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  I have a certain.

• 14:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. All right. Let's get to these work things.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  All right. This one's short and sweet. This customer that is in his seventies likes to come into our store in the mornings and he only wears athletic shorts and they are so short that his nuts hang out of the bottom.

• 15:06Bunnie XO?

  Oh, the twig and berry. The old twig and berry trick. My neighbor. My neighbor that I grew up with used to do that. It didn't make it in the book, but we called him Red Balls because literally in the backyard, he would sit with his Clark bar and balls hanging out of his short ass shorts and he knew we were looking at him, dude.

• 15:27Speaker 05

  Okay, so that's a predator.

• 15:28Speaker 04

  When we were watching your old home videos, you were like, look, there's the guy whose shorts and his balls would always hang out. I was watching like her home videos.

• 15:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  And it was like her little swimming pool and her chickens and then it like, her dad pans over and she's like, that's the house with the old dude that's balls hanging out.

• 15:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  The hell happened?

• 15:47Bunnie XO?

  A lot. A lot.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  That didn't make it into the book.

• 15:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, there was a lot that didn't make it into the book, but um yeah, so red balls. I can't believe he was walking around with his twig and berries out and you know, they could feel that that's a draft.

• 15:58Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, how do you not know that it's like, like, does it just lay on the chair when you're sitting there? How do you not know?

• 16:05Bunnie XO?

  And then I couldn't imagine my vagina just. But their balls sweat, literally their balls sweat. So when they get up, it's like Velcro. Like they, if it sticks around fucking leather.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  Joe Dirt, when the, the dog's balls get stuck to the front porch and he's got to get it off with the spatula?

• 16:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No. All right. I'll go next.

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Not in this heat.

• 16:27Bunnie XO?

  This heat sucks.

• 16:28Speaker 06

  Put your balls away.

• 16:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh, this heat is fucking. This heat is disgusting.

• 16:31Speaker 04

  If I had balls in this heat, I'd be, I'd be very mad.

• 16:35Bunnie XO?

  Um, all right. I watched a woman get scalped by an assembly line. She was underneath it cleaning when somebody started up the line. Her hair got caught up in a roller and pulled off a four inch chunk off of her scalp. So much blood.

• 16:50Speaker 04

  It just made my stomach hurt. The thought of a rip.

• 16:56Speaker 04

  Oh my gosh.

• 16:57Speaker 06

  It's like Instagram reels.

• 16:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Speaker 06

  That's what's on my.

• 17:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, you never, what are you watching?

• 17:02Speaker 06

  Oh, late night, I see.

• 17:04Bunnie XO?

  Oh my gosh.

• 17:07Bunnie XO?

  I need to fucking update my FYP. It's all fucking just corny shit. Now I'm like, can we move on?

• 17:13Speaker 04

  Where's all the hot dudes on Instagram?

• 17:14Bunnie XO?

  I don't need any more fucking inspiration. I'm, I'm already over it. Let's go.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  Oh no, I couldn't imagine ripping hair straight off the scalp.

• 17:21Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 17:23Speaker 04

  No, that takes a whole chunk.

• 17:25Speaker 06

  Have you guys ever ripped um like girls hair off when you're like fighting? Is that hard to do?

• 17:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but not from the scalp. Like you have to rip, to rip somebody's scalp off their head. You have to, it's the force and the power that has to come off is crazy. There was a girl who uh, when I was growing up in Vegas, um, jumped in Lake Mead and her hair got wrapped around a propeller.

• 17:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 17:48Speaker 04

  Scalped her?

• 17:49Bunnie XO?

  It killed her. Yeah. Yeah, that's why you always gotta be really careful with boats. Like, never jump off the back.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  Scare me.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  Never jump off the back if the propeller is going, because you can literally die, especially if you have long hair.

• 18:03Speaker 04

  That gave me, that just, woo.

• 18:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:07Speaker 04

  That's insane, dude. No. I did witness a fight one time in a Denny's parking lot at 2 a.m. And when I went out there, there was just hair everywhere.

• 18:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Denny's parking lot at 2 a.m. in what part of the country? The west coast?

• 18:22Speaker 04

  Fairfield, California.

• 18:23Bunnie XO?

  Yep, oh, baby.

• 18:25Speaker 04

  Yep, we went out there and there was a huge dent inside of our car where they had tussled out of their car, hit our car.

• 18:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. How do you start fighting with somebody in the same car?

• 18:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, so they were in the backseat. And they're fighting, you see the car doing this and the dude's yelling outside, and then they kick their door open, hits our car.

• 18:41Bunnie XO?

  Is it two girls?

• 18:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 18:43Speaker 04

  Dent's inside of our car, and then they tumbled out of the back of the car and just ripped each other's hair out all over the parking lot.

• 18:48Bunnie XO?

  Mmm.

• 18:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I wouldn't expect any less from a Denny's.

• 18:53Bunnie XO?

  No. I love Denny's. At 2 a.m., that's like Waffle House at 2 a.m.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, moon's over by Hammy.

• 18:58Bunnie XO?

  You never know. I love Denny's. Denny's used to, you know what I used to love? Blueberry Hill. I don't know if you guys ever had those? Oh, my God, it's like a mixture of IHOP and Denny's, but it's in Vegas and it's Blueberry Hill. Oof, so good, the biscuits and gravy.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Did you guys have Black Bear Diner?

• 19:13Bunnie XO?

  Black Bear Diner, yeah.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  I love Black Bear Diner's waffles.

• 19:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we had those in Vegas.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  I worked at a liquor store, gas station, deli combined. One night, the store is empty and a woman came in to just use the restroom, totally fine. But 20 minutes goes by and my coworker says, hey, she hasn't come out of there yet. Five more minutes go by and she does emerge from the bathroom. But she's walking out of the store smelling her hands like just double fisties to the face and deep whiffing those bad boys and loving it. Uh, my heart dropped. That bitch went in and closed the toilet lid and sat on the upper deck, not open as well, and blasted diarrhea down the whole toilet. It looked like she clawed through her shit and then flung it into the sink and didn't wash her hands.

• 20:00Speaker 05

  Then she flushed her flag-sized undies down the toilet and broke the pipes. I drew a fucking picture of her and hung it up that said, "Wanted the cereal pooper."

• 20:13Bunnie XO?

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• 20:55Bunnie XO?

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• 21:16Bunnie XO?

  I'm just wondering what goes through people's minds before they do weird shit. Cause I know that when I do premeditated stuff, I think I

• 21:27Bunnie XO?

  I think it out, you know, like I really think it out. So this woman, like you don't just do that on a whim. How do you know to even lift a fucking toilet seat like that and shit in the back?

• 21:38Speaker 05

  No, it was closed.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  She shit on the wall.

• 21:40Speaker 05

  Shit on the toilet.

• 21:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I thought she took the thing off the top.

• 21:43Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 21:43Bunnie XO?

  You know, the right

• 21:44Speaker 04

  and shit down it.

• 21:48Speaker 05

  Just made it even worse.

• 21:50Bunnie XO?

  Mm hmm. Yeah, like I thought she had

• 21:51Speaker 05

  You can't be sober.

• 21:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, there's

• 21:53Speaker 05

  No.

• 21:54Bunnie XO?

  You can't be sober.

• 21:54Speaker 05

  No, for sure.

• 21:55Bunnie XO?

  Cannot be sober.

• 21:56Speaker 06

  I would love to see the picture he drew.

• 21:58Bunnie XO?

  I would like to see the picture too.

• 22:00Speaker 04

  It reminds me of like, remember when they drew that leprechaun?

• 22:03Speaker 05

  It's a great photo.

• 22:04Speaker 04

  Such a great meme.

• 22:06Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 22:07Speaker 04

  That's how I felt during the colonoscopy the other day, though.

• 22:10Speaker 06

  How was that?

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, you guys, Mimi and I went and got colonoscopies on Friday. I have to just tell you, I have showed everybody. I have a video of it. If you guys want to see it, I'll show you, but I have really the prettiest butthole ever. Like

• 22:23Speaker 04

  She does.

• 22:24Bunnie XO?

  On the inside, on the outside might be questionable, on the inside.

• 22:29Bunnie XO?

  On the inside.

• 22:30Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 22:31Bunnie XO?

  It is so pretty.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  It looks like just.

• 22:34Bunnie XO?

  It's like a little rose and it's just perfect and like the color and just clean.

• 22:40Speaker 04

  My kids found mine and said, what the fuck is that?

• 22:45Speaker 04

  That was my insights.

• 22:46Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, but man, I had fun. I love getting put to sleep. It's my new thing. I used to be so scared of anesthesia and now I'm like, give it to me.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  That was nice. I was such a good rest.

• 22:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I actually, that was the first time I've ever felt rested from anesthesia.

• 23:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, you were good.

• 23:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  We did it as a family, guys. There was four of us that rolled in there deep.

• 23:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, rolled in deep.

• 23:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, we got.

• 23:09Bunnie XO?

  Everything's good though. Everything's good. We're all good. So.

• 23:13Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 23:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. You guys got to get your colonoscopies. There's gonna start moving the colonoscopies up to forty years old. So.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  It used to be forty-five. Now you gotta go when you're forty.

• 23:21Bunnie XO?

  Well, it hasn't changed yet, but they're gonna move it up. Yeah. But it's because so many young people are getting colon cancer. So.

• 23:29Speaker 06

  I was about to say, what's the like earliest you could go?

• 23:31Speaker 04

  Well, it's complications.

• 23:33Bunnie XO?

  So if you have like precancerous cells, or if you're like having blood or any, any of those signs, you need to go get a colonoscopy.

• 23:40Speaker 04

  Hundred percent. Yeah. My signs came early on. I ignored them until I was pregnant with Cash and they were like, this is really serious. You should really take care of this. And so then I went through with it because I was like, oh, I have a reason to live my kids and shit. So I went and got it done. And that's when they found it. Yeah. So you can go as early as I was twenty.

• 24:03Bunnie XO?

  If you're having symptoms, go get a colonoscopy. They're a breeze. They're, you're in and out in an hour.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  And you know what? The prep wasn't that bad.

• 24:11Bunnie XO?

  It was not. It was not.

• 24:12Speaker 04

  The first prep I did was horrific. This prep.

• 24:15Speaker 05

  Mine didn't work.

• 24:16Speaker 04

  You didn't do the full prep.

• 24:17Bunnie XO?

  No, but that stuff doesn't work on me either. So.

• 24:20Speaker 05

  I took four laxatives.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I also drank an entire container of Miralax.

• 24:25Speaker 05

  Well, I did buy a thing of magnesium.

• 24:28Bunnie XO?

  Lysine.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  Citrate.

• 24:29Speaker 05

  Citrate. Was it citrate? Yeah, I don't know what I bought, but I was scared.

• 24:32Bunnie XO?

  Oh, you should be.

• 24:33Speaker 05

  I was watching TikToks and someone was like, you're gonna need at least two to three days. I said, nevermind. I'm only doing this for them.

• 24:40Bunnie XO?

  Cause the first, Mo and I took it one day just for fun. We filmed it. I think we made a TikTok. The first day didn't even bother me and I didn't think it worked. The second day.

• 24:51Speaker 05

  Did you lose weight, though?

• 24:53Bunnie XO?

  I mean, you never really lose weight when you you you lose weight for that next day and then it comes back like water weight. So the it's

• 25:01Speaker 05

  Alright, so it's not even worth it?

• 25:03Bunnie XO?

  No, you never want to laxative, the laxative diet does not work.

• 25:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:07Bunnie XO?

  You fuck up your electrolytes, you get electrolyte imbalances and then you gain back double the water. So it's not even worth it.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  I weighed myself morning of completely empty and I was a pound heavier.

• 25:18Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Uh, this one says that they worked a veterinary's office and she would have a coworker who would refuse to wear gloves when they would express dogs anal glands.

• 25:30Bunnie XO?

  Oh, come on. Even that made Chachi uncomfortable. Look, he's getting out of here. He went into that at all, dude. Like, that's disgusting.

• 25:39Speaker 04

  This is why you don't shake people's hands.

• 25:41Bunnie XO?

  No, this is exactly why. I will never shake.

• 25:43Speaker 04

  There was multiple of those. Like, I even got one where like people were trimming their toenails in their office and then like going into the break room and touching stuff. And then they said they did catch one guy jacking off in his office and later that day was cutting cake for people and serving it.

• 25:58Bunnie XO?

  Hold on. Hold on. They caught this man jerking off in his office and let him stay there long enough to cut cake for somebody else?

• 26:07Speaker 04

  So many DMs of people who found their coworkers jacking off in their offices.

• 26:13Bunnie XO?

  Okay, but does nobody get reprimanded or is it just a fucking free for all now?

• 26:16Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, why aren't we doing it in the bathroom?

• 26:18Speaker 05

  In the bathroom.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  You really got to rub one out, go to the bathroom.

• 26:23Bunnie XO?

  It might be a little office fetish, you know?

• 26:25Speaker 04

  It could be.

• 26:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 26:26Speaker 04

  You know, it definitely could be.

• 26:28Bunnie XO?

  But my thing is, is do people not get fired for that?

• 26:30Speaker 04

  I'm guessing not.

• 26:31Bunnie XO?

  Back in my day, if you fucking were whacking off in your office, you're gonna get fucking fired.

• 26:36Speaker 04

  I'm wondering if it's like a, they're just not snitching on their coworker.

• 26:40Speaker 05

  They did to you.

• 26:43Speaker 04

  I'm not firing him.

• 26:43Bunnie XO?

  I don't, I don't know if I believe that.

• 26:45Speaker 04

  I will say.

• 26:46Bunnie XO?

  It might have been the person who was jacking off that wrote that in. And fucking then was like, yeah, and then I was cutting cake later. Like, you know, just some weird fucking fetish, dude.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  Touching the end of the cake, every single one of them helping it onto the plate.

• 26:59Bunnie XO?

  All right. I work in a pretty safe affluent town. And my coworker let a homeless man use our bathroom after we closed. He proceeded to be in there for thirty minutes and blew up the bathroom as much as you can possibly blow up a bathroom. Like sprayed shit on the walls. Had to, we had to scream at him to get out as he walked out and tried sitting in a booth. My coworker and I had to stuff tissues up our noses and wear garbage bags, aprons and long rubber gloves. The most disgusting thing I've ever seen or had to clean up. Felt dirty for two days after that. I also went to wipe a booth seat one time and wiped up what I thought was chocolate, caught a whiff. It was not chocolate.

• 27:42Speaker 04

  It's like your couch.

• 27:43Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 27:44Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 27:46Bunnie XO?

  Uh, listen, you couldn't fucking pay me enough.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  No.

• 27:50Bunnie XO?

  If somebody sent me in to clean up a bathroom like that, absolutely the fu- fire me.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  Walking out.

• 27:55Bunnie XO?

  Fire me.

• 27:56Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 27:56Bunnie XO?

  I'm not doing it. What if you breathe it in and like, uh, and there, I can't do it, dude.

• 28:02Speaker 04

  I'd rather drag my labia across asphalt than do that.

• 28:05Bunnie XO?

  Mm-mm. I'd rather light my labia on fire. Okay? There's no fucking way. I'd rather nail it to a wall.

• 28:11Speaker 04

  Please.

• 28:13Bunnie XO?

  Not doing, I am not cleaning up anybody's shit. I, we had to use a porta potty when we went horseback riding.

• 28:21Bunnie XO?

  And it was.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  That was.

• 28:22Bunnie XO?

  That was not a porta potty.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  That was a full on bathroom.

• 28:25Bunnie XO?

  It was not a porta potty.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  That was a portable bathroom that just happened to look like a real bathroom. I hovered. I literally with all my strength just stood over it and peed because I was not about to put my ass on there.

• 28:39Bunnie XO?

  No, there's no way. It was definitely a porta potty.

• 28:42Speaker 04

  No, that was, that was a portable building that they placed right there.

• 28:46Bunnie XO?

  I don't care what anybody says, the stench in porta potties is just, you'll never forget that.

• 28:50Speaker 04

  Bro, Dustin was telling me the other day, cause he was mowing the lawn and I was like, man, you're like covered in shit. He's like, talk about covered in shit. He was like, we used to work, cause he works for like septic and water and stuff like that. And they used to have to get down into septic like chest deep.

• 29:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:08Speaker 04

  I don't know how Amy would suck him off after that. Like, how do you like know that you're like chest deep?

• 29:13Bunnie XO?

  How do you not fucking puke?

• 29:16Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying.

• 29:17Bunnie XO?

  I can't. I have such a sensitive stomach. There's no fucking way.

• 29:20Speaker 04

  I think the thought of it makes me gag.

• 29:22Speaker 05

  I worked at a hotel and years ago, um, we had jacuzzi suites with the typical jacuzzi tub in the room. After a couple checked out, the entire tub was coated in a brown film. We have no idea if they had added something to the water, if it was biological. The room had to be put out of order for a few days for cleaning.

• 29:42Speaker 04

  God, could you imagine those jets?

• 29:46Speaker 04

  Imagine what's inside. If that was running?

• 29:49Speaker 05

  Why do we have jacuzzi suites?

• 29:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, well, they have those in Vegas. They have a lot of those. I will never, no, never, never, never, never. There's no, I already can't take baths because if I sit in the water too long, my legs start itching, only at my ankles, though. It's the, it itches so bad. And like, I don't know what it is. There's like

• 30:08Speaker 04

  I've seen this before.

• 30:09Bunnie XO?

  It's a condition that people have that if you sit in baths, your ankles or part, part, part of your skin starts itching. Oh, my God, it's horrific.

• 30:18Speaker 04

  That happened to her the other day. We were washing out her hair and you, you had to take a bath because I had like an anxiety attack or something like that. And when she got out, her ankles were literally, it looked like she had like bites around her ankle.

• 30:28Bunnie XO?

  And it stings like ant bites. Like, it's the craziest thing. I don't know if anybody else has ever had that, but I can't take baths because of it.

• 30:35Speaker 05

  I take baths all the time. I love baths.

• 30:38Speaker 04

  I love a good bath.

• 30:40Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I do too, but I can't, I not

• 30:42Speaker 04

  If my ankles itched every time I took a bath, I wouldn't though.

• 30:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it's terrible. It's done that to me since I was a kid, though. Like, I've always had that. It's like, it's almost like my skin gets too hot. It just reacts. I don't know. It's weird.

• 30:55Bunnie XO?

  All right. This one is about toenail clippings like you were talking about earlier. I had a man in his mid seventies. Dining Alone. He clips his toenails at the table. He left, he left the clippings in a pile on the table. Second worst was when the town drunk had his not prescribed to him pills hit at the same time as his second beer. He regurgitated his beer into his glass without realizing and kept drinking. Then proceeded to shit, puke all over the bathroom. He was immediately banned. I've been needing new glasses forever and it's just one of those things I keep putting off. So I finally went on Zenni to pick out a new pair.

• 31:39Bunnie XO?

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• 32:23Bunnie XO?

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• 33:06Speaker 04

  I'm crying.

• 33:08Bunnie XO?

  Bro, anybody cuts their toenails, I fucking hate that. And I mean, cut them at home, of course, but in a public place? An old man toenails man, those are bad.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  Those are tough. What makes you think like, you know what? It's a good time right now to cut my toenails.

• 33:24Bunnie XO?

  So I have a story. I was doing cocktails and we'll have to to block out the performer's name because I don't want to get sued. This is a real story, though. I was doing cocktails at, this is when I was a cocktail waitress at the Hilton and was performing there. She had like a residence there. This is back in the day. I mean, I had to have been like 20 something years old and I went to go wait on her. And this bitch had her feet up on, I'm talking barefoot, up on the, the table that she was sitting at in this restaurant, just digging in her toenails, cleaning out underneath her toenails, dude.

• 34:09Bunnie XO?

  It was the grossest shit I had ever seen in my life.

• 34:11Speaker 04

  What was she cleaning them out with?

• 34:12Bunnie XO?

  It just looked like a little like Q-tip type thing underneath her toenails. No, it was, and people were around her eating and yeah, it was bad.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  Ew, what a nasty human.

• 34:23Bunnie XO?

  That I remember just thinking to myself like, who does this? It was just, and she was so rude. I was waiting on her. She was so fucking rude. Yeah, it was bad.

• 34:32Speaker 05

  You can be rude and dig in your feet.

• 34:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, what kind of human are you?

• 34:35Bunnie XO?

  Bunions. It was bad. You know, old lady feet?

• 34:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  Oh, she was old?

• 34:41Bunnie XO?

  I mean, she wasn't young. She's gotta be like, fuck, how old is she now? Let's see. I don't even know if she's still alive.

• 34:48Speaker 04

  That's disgusting. I don't, touching feet in public is one thing, you know?

• 34:52Bunnie XO?

  I don't even know what song she sings.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  Ew.

• 34:55Bunnie XO?

  I just remember she thought she was so cool. Yeah, she's 67 now, so she probably had to have been 40, 40 ish.

• 35:02Speaker 04

  Just digging underneath her toenails?

• 35:04Bunnie XO?

  Just digging underneath her toenails. What songs does she sing?

• 35:08Speaker 04

  I thought she was gonna say with like a fork or something?

• 35:10Bunnie XO?

  Yep, never heard of any of the songs she's ever sang, so.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:13Bunnie XO?

  Yep, anyways.

• 35:16Speaker 06

  I gotta, I gotta work when I just remembered.

• 35:18Bunnie XO?

  Let's go, buddy.

• 35:18Speaker 04

  Give it to me.

• 35:20Bunnie XO?

  Give it to my baby.

• 35:22Speaker 06

  I used to work at a pizza spot, not too long ago, actually, is when I moved here. I was in college. Worked at a pizza spot, was waiting on this couple and they ordered like a pepperoni pizza, some wings. Pretty standard, like they look like a normal couple. Go back, come back out and it wasn't even me who noticed, I think another coworker noticed, hey, who has table so and so? And I'm like, me, they're like,

• 35:48Speaker 06

  I think she's getting fingered. And I'm like, excuse me?

• 35:54Bunnie XO?

  At the dinner table?

• 35:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. And like in a booth where it's like in the corner, open concept, by the way, there's no corners in this restaurant. You could see everything and it was like a Wednesday, it wasn't packed, right? I go out there and like I, I see the man and the girl like this and I see him like this, like kind of covering, but his hands down there.

• 36:16Speaker 06

  Tell the manager and he flips, he's like, ew, what? He was like a gay guy. He was pretty awesome. BFF, but uh, yeah, he went out there and said, excuse me, you can't do that here and just started spraying like disinfectant on them.

• 36:33Bunnie XO?

  On them?

• 36:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:34Bunnie XO?

  What a G.

• 36:35Speaker 06

  The grossest part, I didn't see them get up to wash her, like wash any hands.

• 36:39Bunnie XO?

  So they probably went to the salad bar.

• 36:41Speaker 06

  They went to, they went like pizza hands in, on your cooch.

• 36:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. So I'm good. I'm not into that. You need to wash your hands and fucking get a

• 36:52Speaker 04

  This one wants it.

• 36:53Bunnie XO?

  Get, yeah, at, in public?

• 36:56Speaker 04

  I haven't

• 36:57Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy. Talk about it. Let's talk about it. Haley.

• 37:03Speaker 06

  Haley.

• 37:03Speaker 05

  We can't. We can't.

• 37:09Speaker 04

  My bad. I'm so sorry.

• 37:10Bunnie XO?

  Listen dude, I'm all, I'm down for some freaky shit, but doing that at a freaking uh, pizza place, come on, like,

• 37:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, that one's off limits. I don't believe it. Cause then like, what if you touch the salt and the pepper?

• 37:24Bunnie XO?

  But what if there's kids there? Like that's, you could catch a charge for that. That's not worth that. That's fucking weird. There's a thin line. Between hot and weird.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  If someone did that in front of my kids, I would fight them.

• 37:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, that's fucked up.

• 37:37Bunnie XO?

  Apps of fucking lootly dude.

• 37:38Speaker 04

  Like, I'm so quick to be very protective of my children. And if they were ever to do some fuck shit in public, I will whoop your ass.

• 37:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, remember the whole, the whole OF era where girls were doing like crazy shit in public?

• 37:52Speaker 04

  There was a concert not too long ago where we watched that girl jack him off.

• 37:56Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 37:57Speaker 05

  Excuse me, what? Were you the only one there?

• 38:02Bunnie XO?

  Were you the one jacking him off? Was it, what's happening, Mimi?

• 38:06Speaker 05

  Was it you and Jason?

• 38:07Speaker 04

  We were side stage and we look, we're standing on side stage and

• 38:14Bunnie XO?

  That was years ago.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  And one of the security guards was like, yo, she's jacking him off. And we were like, no, the fuck she's not. And we turned around. We were like, she's right there just going.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Who does that to that kind of music?

• 38:30Speaker 04

  I'm just saying that was not a concert. I felt like deserved that kind of energy.

• 38:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, nothing sexy about that. No, I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even be turned on at all.

• 38:46Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. I think there's a time and a place to be sexual outside, but

• 38:51Speaker 04

  Not in public.

• 38:52Bunnie XO?

  Not like, I mean, no.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  No, no, like with people, I'm standing next to her, you know, like where there's a kid right in front of them.

• 38:58Bunnie XO?

  Right, right, right. That, but I feel like, you know, it's just you guys have to like, it's, I get like the rush of like getting caught. Like that's what some people are addicted to. But at the same time, it's like, at what cost? What about you, homie?

• 39:12Speaker 06

  Public, but no, that's, I'm, I, my anxiety is too high. I would start thinking about like everything.

• 39:18Bunnie XO?

  Are you the, are you the type of person who only sleeps and who only has sex in the bedroom?

• 39:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think so. Yeah, actually I am. Yeah, I mean, but you know, hotel room will, you know, catch some aggression from me, but like, you know, it's not like.

• 39:34Bunnie XO?

  The headboard, the headboard never saw it coming.

• 39:38Speaker 06

  No, but not. I think it's more of like a female desire because like there's something that itches that itch. For a guy, I'm, I think, at least for me, I'm too scared.

• 39:49Bunnie XO?

  I think it's just you.

• 39:50Speaker 06

  Cause if.

• 39:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was gonna say, I haven't met a man who did not want, there, I, I know somebody else who's just like you, who only likes to have sex in the bedroom and.

• 40:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, I just, eh, it's scary. Well, it's like, I just think about all of it. I'm like, what if?

• 40:05Bunnie XO?

  The big picture.

• 40:06Speaker 06

  What if a cop pulls up?

• 40:07Bunnie XO?

  You're overthinking it.

• 40:08Speaker 06

  I'm going to jail.

• 40:09Bunnie XO?

  You're overthinking it.

• 40:09Speaker 06

  Like, my dick's out in public.

• 40:11Bunnie XO?

  In a car, you won't have sex in a car?

• 40:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, what about a car?

• 40:13Speaker 06

  Car's good, car's good.

• 40:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:15Speaker 06

  I'll do it in a car.

• 40:15Speaker 04

  Have you done it in the Subaru?

• 40:17Bunnie XO?

  You need to be covered. You don't want the cheeks outside.

• 40:20Speaker 06

  I don't think I've done it in the Subaru yet. Me and Brooke got a.

• 40:23Speaker 04

  That is a utility.

• 40:24Speaker 06

  That is a utility.

• 40:25Speaker 04

  Car, that needs to happen, bro.

• 40:27Speaker 06

  It's a low to the ground SUV.

• 40:27Bunnie XO?

  Go bang her in the Subaru tonight, Jaime.

• 40:29Speaker 06

  I'm going to.

• 40:30Bunnie XO?

  Park in the driveway.

• 40:31Speaker 06

  I might have to tint the windows first.

• 40:32Bunnie XO?

  Bang her in the Subaru.

• 40:33Speaker 04

  That's like a fucking water bottle, bro.

• 40:35Speaker 06

  Fucking, uh.

• 40:36Bunnie XO?

  Living in a fishbowl.

• 40:37Speaker 06

  Fishbowl, yeah, yeah.

• 40:38Bunnie XO?

  Who's getting banged in the Subaru?

• 40:41Speaker 04

  If the Subaru's rocking, don't come knocking.

• 40:43Bunnie XO?

  Don't come and knockin', baby. All right. And on that note, go bang your wife in the Subaru tonight, or husband, or significant other, girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever. Anyways, see you guys next week. Bye.

• 40:58Bunnie XO?

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• 41:41Bunnie XO?

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