Ask, Tell, Confess: Bunnie’s DMs Exposed

The gang is back! Just one week after the divorce episode blew past 3 million views, Bunnie and the crew return for another chaotic Ask, Tell, Confess. From girls’ nights out and bare-knuckle fights to fully stepping into the single era, nothing is off-limits. Bunnie spills on the wild wave of DMs she’s gotten since the split, sharing everything from blue-check disasters and unexpected admirers to the sweet messages from women who have been riding for her through it all. The gang breaks down what actually works when sliding into someone’s DMs, what instantly gives them the ick, and some of the funniest messages they’ve ever received. Then it’s time for your Ask, Tell, Confess submissions: outrageous confessions, questionable decisions, bizarre crimes, and stories so chaotic you’ll wonder how any of these people survived. From cursed behavior and club bathroom disasters to some truly unhinged life choices, this episode proves once again that y’all need supervision. It’s messy, hilarious, and exactly the kind of chaos we’ve come to expect from ATC. Want to be featured on a future episode? Slide into our Instagram DMs with your Ask, Tell, Confess stories—you just might hear yours on the next episode. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:17Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome to another

• 0:22Speaker 01

  Little country there.

• 0:26Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confetti.

• 0:31Speaker 01

  Heard a little dolly.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  A little dolly.

• 0:34Bunnie XO?

  Love it. Little dolly, dolly portin'. How's everybody doing today? It's a week after the big announcement, week after the divorce podcast, which is at 3 million views, which is insane. That's crazy.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  Happening.

• 0:50Bunnie XO?

  Welcome all the new subs to the channel. We love you guys. Hope you stay. Yeah. What's up? How's everybody's week going?

• 0:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, just hanging out with you.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  At a girl's night.

• 1:01Bunnie XO?

  We did. Oh my God. I went out for my first time in so long and I don't know why I never went out before. I had a fucking blast.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Me either. So much fun.

• 1:12Bunnie XO?

  No, it was cool. It was, uh, we can't get go into details, but it was definitely fun.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wish I remembered it.

• 1:21Bunnie XO?

  That's why we can't go into details. She can't remember it. It started out as the bare knuckle fights, which was really fucking dope.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  So much. You guys, I get why guys really like that now.

• 1:30Bunnie XO?

  Dude, we couldn't get Mimi to fucking leave.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  Sorry guys.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  We go to the bathroom. I was like, I said, I'm ready to leave. She goes so high.

• 1:36Bunnie XO?

  Haley had a fucking pow wow. After the 10th fight, I was like, all right, I'm ready to go. And every time I looked over at Mimi, I'm like, you ready to go? She's like, no, no, we're gonna watch the next fight. And I'm like, all right, I thought this was my girl's night out.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  Sorry. I enjoyed it so much.

• 1:51Bunnie XO?

  No, it was crazy. Rayvon, um, he is my security guard, but he also trains at the gym, Sacred Heart. He, dude, whooped this guy so bad that he smacked his ass while he was bent over.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Banking him was the most diabolical thing.

• 2:06Bunnie XO?

  Trying to regain his consciousness.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  That and put it in slow motion.

• 2:11Bunnie XO?

  No, just so bad, so bad. His little buns were in the air.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  I don't even know if Rayvon got hit once.

• 2:19Bunnie XO?

  He, well, he hit him.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  In one minute.

• 2:20Bunnie XO?

  He, he not, he, the dude didn't have legs underneath him. Once Rayvon hit him that one time, the entire fight, he was, he was like Bambi.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think it was like a minute 20 is what the guy lasted and then they called it.

• 2:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. We need us at ringside at a UFC fight. That's my next goal. Yeah, we're gonna do that. It's gonna be so much fun.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. So maybe about men hitting each other.

• 2:42Bunnie XO?

  I like the girls. I was hoping there was more girls, but my girl Christine, uh, she's is with bare knuckle. She's the champ and she's just fucking dude.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Wild.

• 2:52Bunnie XO?

  She's a straight up G man.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  They're still building out like the female side of bare knuckle though, right?

• 2:56Bunnie XO?

  Nobody wants to fight her. They're all fucking scared of Christine. Yeah, nobody wants to fight her. Even, uh, who was it? I think it was, oh God, I forgot who I was talking to, but they're like, yeah, we can't get anybody to fight her. They're all scared of her. And it's like, cause she's just a fucking savage dude.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  For sure. Yeah, she's fun to watch.

• 3:13Bunnie XO?

  No, she's crazy.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Uh, no, didn't do it.

• 3:16Bunnie XO?

  You think you could do it?

• 3:17Speaker 02

  No, she said I couldn't do it. I've never been in a fight. Never?

• 3:20Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 3:21Bunnie XO?

  I don't know if I'd wanna.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  You think that's been in a fight?

• 3:25Speaker 01

  The little baby right there?

• 3:26Speaker 02

  I'm literally a baby. You are a baby.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  This is a baby. Yeah, no, I couldn't see Haley fighting. I grew up fighting, but I don't know. There's a difference between street fighting and getting in a ring and fighting somebody, you know? You can't pull hair, bite ears off and fucking poke people's eyeballs out in a, in a ring.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  I couldn't imagine getting stabbed in an eyeball with those nails.

• 3:46Bunnie XO?

  I fight dirty. Most girls will bite their nails off. I don't.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Probably what I would do.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  You would probably have to rip your nails off. Yeah. I, uh, you know, that, that hurts when your nails end up in your palm.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:01Speaker 01

  It's one of the worst feelings.

• 4:02Bunnie XO?

  Or you crack one in half. Or if you crack a nail in half at the meat.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Nope. Absolutely not.

• 4:10Bunnie XO?

  No, but your girl's feeling herself. I went out this weekend and.

• 4:13Speaker 01

  Hot.

• 4:13Bunnie XO?

  It's crazy. I haven't felt desired or wanted in so long. And that's all I really need. Like, I do feel like being wanted or desired is a must for any woman in their life, you know? And just the fact that. People pay attention to me. I'm just like, you think I'm pretty? Like, it's like such a new, it's such a new.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  It gives you a newfound confidence. Like, you can be confident, but to like be desired is a whole different kind of confidence.

• 4:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't know how to deal with it. It's crazy. My DMs have been.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Your DMs are wild.

• 4:50Bunnie XO?

  Okay, first of all, shout out to all the women. I told so many girls to go in Jay's DM, which, you know, have at it. Good luck with that. But all of these women are in my DMs.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Your DMs, bro.

• 5:04Bunnie XO?

  And if they did message Jay, they copy and paste or screenshot the message that they sent him. And I'm just like, you guys are, no, all of you girls are just so fucking sweet. Like, thank you so much. I love you guys. But they're just like pouring into me. And they're like, just, everybody's just like, dude, I don't want to be in his DMs. I want to be in yours.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  Oh, the comment sections right now of people who are like, wait, we get Bunny in the divorce, right?

• 5:27Bunnie XO?

  I'm going with mom. I'm going with mom. No, it's just so sweet. And I don't want anybody to pick sides, but you know, but I mean, if. I've been needing new glasses forever, and it's just one of those things I keep putting off. So I finally went on Zinni to pick out a new pair. I'm going with these black rectangle glasses that are really similar to the ones I already wear because, listen, I know what I like. They're classic, they go with everything, and I'm excited to get them. Zinni has frames starting from under $30, and I love that you can use their virtual try-on to see what different frames look like before you order. You just find a pair you love, enter your prescription, customize your lenses, and they'll ship them right to your door. Zinni is truly the easiest way to shop for stylish

• 6:07Bunnie XO?

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• 6:35Speaker 03

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• 7:06Bunnie XO?

  If you guys, you know, want to come, come live with mom, we've got plenty of room for you. But yeah, I wanted to read some of these DMs for you guys.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  I have been asked multiple times in my Ask Tell Confess, can we please see what's in Bunnie's DMs?

• 7:20Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God. Is there something you wanted to read?

• 7:22Speaker 01

  No, that was it. That was the question. I have multiple screenshots of people being like, will you please show us Bunnie's DMs? And I was like, I'll ask.

• 7:30Bunnie XO?

  So I'll show, I'll tell you guys a little bit. I mean, of course, I've got the blue checkmarks coming in. I have a few rappers that are literally in my DMs that are like, yo.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  That would work on me.

• 7:45Bunnie XO?

  You gotta give me something more. I'm like, I'm never going to respond to a yo. So if you fucking send me a yo, just go fuck yourself because that's poetic. It, it need, okay, well, I need to rephrase that because a couple of guys have sent me like poems.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  Not what we actually mean.

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Please read a poem.

• 8:04Bunnie XO?

  You gotta just have some riz, dude. Have a little bit of like swag. That's all, that's all I need. It's just a little bit of swag and maybe I'll respond, but I've only responded to two DMs and.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Only two out of all of those?

• 8:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, only two.

• 8:20Speaker 01

  Wow, they must've really brought it.

• 8:22Bunnie XO?

  Well, I thought they did and then, you know, one of the fantasies got ruined. And then the other one, I'm just like, I don't know, you know? I don't know. I'm just not ready. Like, I don't, I feel like I have so much to work on with myself that I have nothing to offer anybody. Unless you wanna, I'm not even gonna say that actually. How about WorldStar posting the clip about blowjobs? Oh my God.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Oh, you didn't see that, Jaime? The whole comment section was like, that man is either scared or there, because you're like this at Bunny.

• 8:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:56Speaker 01

  The whole time. You said, biting like a Snickers?

• 9:02Bunnie XO?

  The crazy thing is, is people are coming in my DMs and they're like, I heard you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And I'm like, okay, so you guys have to know, like, I know it seems like I'm always being so vulgar, but people write in and they ask questions and I answer them. I think there is nothing wrong with sexuality. I think there's nothing wrong with being honest about pooping or, you know, buttholes or like medical stuff.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  Someone's gotta freaking do it because no one out there is.

• 9:32Bunnie XO?

  Like, I mean, and I will all be that girl, but I've seen this narrative online where people are like, Bunny was embarrassing Jelly and that's why he wanted the divorce and she's not good for his PR. And I'm just like, please, like, it's not me. Okay. It's not me. And that's completely false.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I feel like we grew up with like Dr. Ruth and we say these educational things out of love and not shame and we teach and we like educating an entire generation that like no longer has education in those type of things without feeling shamed.

• 10:03Bunnie XO?

  I'm never going to shame anybody for asking us a question and I'm never going to pretend I'm something I'm not. That is one thing that you will always get with me is just 100% authenticity. And if it makes you uncomfortable, then fucking don't watch me.

• 10:16Speaker 01

  That's a you problem, not an us problem.

• 10:18Bunnie XO?

  Exactly. Like if some, if a woman writes in and says, how can I please my husband more? Or how would you do this? I'm going to, I'm not a fucking gatekeeper. Like I'm gonna teach you whatever I know and what's gotten me through, but clearly I'm good at, I'll teach you what I'm good at. If you guys are writing in about relationship questions anymore, don't fucking ask me. Okay. I'm not giving anybody relationship advice ever again, ever again, because your girl is just, will never be in another relationship and also will never fucking give relationship advice because I just don't feel like I'm.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  You can give advice on how to love yourself again and how to become a new version of yourself through the pain.

• 11:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh, baby. It is on and cracking. I am going to, you guys have no idea. Just wait and see what I do during this to flourish, but let's get into some of these DMs.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Gosh.

• 11:14Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  I know only like the 1% of what I get. I can't imagine what you get.

• 11:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, well.

• 11:23Bunnie XO?

  Here we go. Hey, girl. If you ever wanted to be with a man who doesn't have any tattoos, especially none on his face, I'm here for you. If you want to go back to someone that's a little more hefty like him, not this skinny ass jelly roll, I'm your boy. I accept you for who you are. I love your podcast. I have a podcast. I have two podcasts. You have one, I have two. We can be on each other's podcasts and you can call me fat roll or crunchy roll or glazed donut. Whatever name you want to call me, you can do that. Holler at your boy Bunny XO. I am not okay.

• 11:54Speaker 01

  I hate it.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  Fair enough.

• 11:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  The hell was that?

• 11:58Bunnie XO?

  My pussy lips are inverted. My pussy lips turned into beef jerky.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Hello.

• 12:06Bunnie XO?

  With that DM. If you were trying to turn me, listen dude, and that might have been his all, so I don't want to talk shit, but don't, first of all, if you come in my DM, please don't talk about my ex. I'm trying to get away from him.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Quoted his fucking song at the end.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  What are we doing that?

• 12:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like, please, like, I don't, I don't want to hear it. And secondly, just when you guys come in the DMs, it's, it's not that hard.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  Just yourself.

• 12:34Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, just be yourself. I'm sure that dude's probably a sweet dude, but he just has no game.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  So that was not it. Let's teach you guys not to, let's not bring up exes.

• 12:44Speaker 04

  So like, maybe let's edit it. What would you edit?

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Oh, there you go. How would you have rewrote that?

• 12:49Bunnie XO?

  I would have not even said one word.

• 12:54Bunnie XO?

  I would have deleted that paragraph. I would have deleted the paragraph. Okay. I mean,

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Stop it. Hey, girl.

• 13:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm not even, no, not hey girl.

• 13:02Speaker 02

  Don't even say hey girl.

• 13:04Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I don't know. Just be like, hey, you're beautiful. I'm sorry you're going through a hard time. Let me fucking make you happy or something, you know, just something sweet. I don't know. I'll know it when I see it. Listen, some guy slid in my DMs about Nickelback and he got a response. I'm easy. Okay? I'm easy. I'm not very hard to please.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Your whole DM is going to be like Nickelback and Creed quotes.

• 13:27Bunnie XO?

  Here we go.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  After this episode, they're gonna be like,

• 13:30Speaker 02

  Please send voice memos of you singing Nickelback.

• 13:33Bunnie XO?

  Or Creed. Everybody send me your best Creed voice. All right. This guy is the one that replies to every like story.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Oh, this one?

• 13:43Bunnie XO?

  We've got a few. Have you fucked Chris Motionless or what? Oh, I want to lick your balloon nut. Your body's absurd. Thicker than a Snicker. I like that one. You'll never answer, but good God, I'd break you off. Your body is absurd. You ooze sexy.

• 14:04Bunnie XO?

  Ooze is wild. Listen, he might get a response. I kind of like it. Okay, the Snicker one was nice. He might get a response because I mean, yeah, so good. All right, next one.

• 14:17Bunnie XO?

  The real question is, are your DMs open? I'm not rich, but my heart is. Whee. That I like that one. There we go. That was G. That was G. Hold on. That was good. Let me look at his profile picture. Oh, he might be cute. Wait, hello. Hello. He's in camo.

• 14:38Bunnie XO?

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• 15:23Bunnie XO?

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• 15:27Speaker 05

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• 15:40Bunnie XO?

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• 16:48Speaker 02

  Put it in the group chat.

• 16:50Speaker 02

  I can't see it. Crop that, Jason, blind.

• 16:52Bunnie XO?

  But that was sweet, right? Like, see, to me, that would, that would be like, aww, you know, that's sweet. Yeah, love that.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  Quick and to the point, enough for open a conversation. Yeah, let's not send paragraphs.

• 17:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, let's not. Well, I mean, I don't mind a paragraph if it's well-written.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  I ignore it.

• 17:13Bunnie XO?

  I truly don't mind a paragraph if it's well-written. But if it's like the one that that guy sent me just being all crazy, then that's a whole nother subject. Um, hey, pretty lady. I'm about to get out of prison on a 10-year bid next year. Please let me go out. And have a time with you. That's all I ask. I promise it will be worth it. Hit me back. So listen, I don't mind that the dude's in prison, but for what?

• 17:43Bunnie XO?

  Trying not to piss off the prison wife community, okay? Um, but what I don't like is he said, let me go out and have a time with you.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 17:54Bunnie XO?

  So that's where it's like, okay.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  He's not leading.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  No. Yeah. It's like, okay, so you're just expecting me to put out on this?

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 18:03Bunnie XO?

  First date, which.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  I mean, after 10 years, he might need it.

• 18:06Bunnie XO?

  I, same.

• 18:11Bunnie XO?

  I just got out of a 10 year bid too, bitches. What are we talking about?

• 18:19Bunnie XO?

  How the turntables?

• 18:22Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 18:24Bunnie XO?

  I'm, I'm gonna get a phone call. I'm gonna get a phone call. Jay is gonna call me and be like, bitch, what the fuck? I'm sorry. Okay? Just being funny.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  God, I'm just.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  It was a joke.

• 18:36Bunnie XO?

  Just cutting a rug, buddy. Alright, so. Um. God, do I keep going?

• 18:45Speaker 01

  Yes. Okay. Oh my god. I have that guy who keeps tagging me in all of those pictures of him dressed up in a diaper.

• 18:52Bunnie XO?

  I have a guy, after every single post, he says, mm, wank time.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  Oh. Dude, someone told me they wanted to lick whatever came out of me the other day and I was like.

• 19:02Bunnie XO?

  What is, okay. This person said, well, since you're single again, how about giving a regular dude with a mediocre weener and mediocre sex a chance?

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Well, no.

• 19:13Bunnie XO?

  I don't mind that.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  That's being honest.

• 19:15Bunnie XO?

  I don't mind that.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  That's honesty.

• 19:17Bunnie XO?

  Cause he's either really good in bed and has a fucking hog on him. Or.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  He might have a hog.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:22Bunnie XO?

  He might have a hog. Luke's got a hog. Luke, we think you have a hog, buddy.

• 19:28Speaker 01

  Mediocre.

• 19:31Bunnie XO?

  Um, yeah, so that's what's going on in my DMs. I could keep going, but I mean, I could,

• 19:37Speaker 01

  You should.

• 19:37Bunnie XO?

  If you guys want us to make an entire episode of this.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  Please, can we?

• 19:41Bunnie XO?

  Let me know and I will start screenshotting all of them.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  Send them now and you could be on the next episode.

• 19:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but I think my, again, I will reiterate and drive it home. My favorite part of my DMs right now is all of the women that are in there. All the women that are literally going to bat for me on social media too, like.

• 19:57Speaker 01

  The videos people are making.

• 19:58Bunnie XO?

  Uh, just so sweet dude, like thank you. I love you guys and you know, I'm glad you can see, you can see.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  You can tell you're such an inspiration for women who have been in your same situation or who are currently in your same situation. And like, you can see what you've said has helped them just tremendously.

• 20:18Bunnie XO?

  I mean, listen, I never wanted to become the poster child for divorced women. Um, you know, you don't set out as your life goal to do that, but if I was chosen to be that person, then I just want to show women that you can do the damn thing and you can literally get your spark back slowly and but surely you're gonna get it back. You're gonna feel beautiful again. You're gonna feel desired. I didn't realize how many women were in such loveless marriages and you know, were hurting as bad as I was. And I just think that, you know, I'm here with you guys and if you guys need to lean on me, come on down sisters.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think you're gonna give a lot of people their power back who realize that they can step away from those situations and it doesn't take the man stepping away for it to happen because like, these women, some women are literally stuck in these situations and they have to live the rest of their lives unhappy unless they make a change.

• 21:11Bunnie XO?

  No, life is too short, man. And it's, you gotta be happy and I, there's no better feeling than freedom. Like, uh, just knowing that I get to live the rest of my life doing whatever the fuck I want. I am so happy. Like you have no idea, guys.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  Freedom looks really good on you.

• 21:27Bunnie XO?

  Thanks. Well, just wait. Incoming. I have so much, so much planned that I can't tell you guys about. Just so many twists and turns. Like I swear, I feel like this opened up.

• 21:39Bunnie XO?

  Like a floodgate. It's like, everybody's like, oh, we want bunny, we want bunny, we want bunny. Like it's, and we're not talking about men. We're talking about job opportunities and stuff like that.

• 21:46Speaker 01

  Career opportunities.

• 21:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, you know, men, like, I think it's cool that you guys are all reaching out to me and, you know, wanting to be there. But I, dude, I couldn't even imagine looking at a dong right now. I, I hope I get that feeling back because I miss it.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  I feel like someone will change that.

• 22:03Bunnie XO?

  Where's he at? Where's he at?

• 22:06Speaker 01

  Let's find him.

• 22:08Bunnie XO?

  Cause good lord, just even thinking, I want to punch him right now. If I fucking ever saw a dick right now, I'd probably just clock it real quick. Just fight it off. No, they might like it because they're all fucking weirdos. Alright, so you guys know what this is? Ask, Tell, Confess. You guys write in to us anytime. Go to any of our social medias. All you gotta do is just tell us what is going on in your life. If you want to ask us a question, if you want to tell us something, if you want to confess something. That's exactly what we do on Ask, Tell, Confess once a week. So for all of our new subs that are here, if you guys want to be a part of the show, we love, you know, you guys to interact with us.

• 22:49Bunnie XO?

  Go to any of our social medias, our Instagrams. More importantly, just go to the Instagrams and slide in our DMs. Give us your story and we'll, we pick a few to read every week.

• 22:58Speaker 01

  Some good ones this week.

• 22:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I have a couple of good ones too. So who wants to kick it off?

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Go ahead, Ailey.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  I have a long one.

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  What is good?

• 23:06Bunnie XO?

  Twist and turns. A trilogy.

• 23:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. She says, alright, buckle up because this is one of the dumbest things I've ever done. So last year on a random Sunday, me and my husband were deep in the Sunday scaries. Dreading work the next day, super anxious, so we convince ourselves alcohol is self-care. So we start drinking.

• 23:26Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  A few drinks in, I don't know what this means. A few drinks in, the conversation somehow shifted to boofing.

• 23:33Bunnie XO?

  I've heard of that.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:35Bunnie XO?

  Cash check.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  We're gonna ask.

• 23:37Bunnie XO?

  Well, yeah.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  It expl- I guess I know what it means now.

• 23:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay, go ahead.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  I started talking about how I'd heard stories of girls soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up their asses to get drunk faster. Did I have tampons? No. Did that stop me? No. So what I did have was a stainless steel straw. So in a moment of pure brilliance, I grabbed the metal straw, put a little too lube on the end and shoved it up my ass. While my husband attempted to blow beer through the straw like we were conducting some kind of hillbilly science experiment. The second the beer hit my ass, I realized two things. Beer is freezing cold internally. Carbonation has no business being in your colon. It felt so cold and bubbly that I immediately started laughing uncontrollably.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  And apparently, when you laugh with carbonated beer in your ass, your body turns into a pressurized keg. The fizz and the pressure built up for approximately half a second before the beer launched directly back out of my ass, through the straw and straight into my husband's mouth.

• 24:40Bunnie XO?

  Mouth?

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Cause he was blowing it. And she blew it back. She said, needless to say, our experiment ended immediately and we spent the next 10 minutes scream laughing while he wiped Core's light ass home ass foam off his face.

• 24:55Bunnie XO?

  Dude. That's fucking so gross, dude. Oh my god, that's love.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  That, yeah.

• 25:02Bunnie XO?

  That's love.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:03Bunnie XO?

  I'm looking for that.

• 25:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  That's what I'm looking for. Someone get her a Core's light and a straw.

• 25:12Bunnie XO?

  I used to put cocaine up my ass.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  How?

• 25:15Bunnie XO?

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• 26:00Bunnie XO?

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• 26:43Bunnie XO?

  You don't put the needle on it, but you know, the thing that you, you know, so you would, you would cut the line. You would cut the line out and then you pour the line into that little thing and then you put water in it and you shake it. And then you stick it up your ass and just inject it in your ass. Yeah. A lot of people do stuff like that. Best way to ever do cocaine. Would never do it again. Uh, this was in my twenties, guys. Don't judge me.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't do cocaine now.

• 27:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, don't, do not, do not, do as I say, okay? Do not do as I do or say.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Too scared to do drugs nowadays.

• 27:17Bunnie XO?

  I am so fucking, dude, no. I won't even touch a rail at a bar because I'm afraid somebody did like a line there. Yeah. No way. Could never.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Who told us the story the other day that someone accidentally dropped?

• 27:32Speaker 02

  My friend told me an ass telling person at the redneck rumble that his friend was at a certain bar that I cannot say on Broadway and it was a

• 27:45Speaker 01

  The friend had just gotten.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  A bag of weed.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Was it weed? Oh, it was coke? Okay. Well, I thought it was weed.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  This makes it even worse. Um, he dropped it in the toilet.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  And he was, he was so like-

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Hard on times.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  Yep, that he got it out of the toilet.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  And still-

• 28:09Speaker 01

  Nope, no, no, no. He drank the water.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know what? I, I stopped listening.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  He, hold on, I have to retell that story.

• 28:18Bunnie XO?

  Okay, that's his guy.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  This man accidentally spills the cocaine into the toilet water and was so hard on times that he drank the toilet water.

• 28:29Speaker 02

  You know, it's funny is because he DM'd me a little after and was like, I heard my friend told you about my story.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  You know the person?

• 28:38Speaker 02

  I don't know him, but like he is always like liking my stories and stuff.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Well, that dude might be hard on money and you might need to help the guy out because who the fuck would drink toilet water?

• 28:52Bunnie XO?

  Not. No, listen, I, listen, I have done some weird shit when I was strung out on drugs too, but I have never drank toilet water. Like, that's crazy.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  That's disgusting.

• 29:04Speaker 04

  Especially at a bar.

• 29:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 29:06Speaker 04

  This wasn't like his toilet.

• 29:07Speaker 02

  I'm gonna throw up.

• 29:09Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I mean, listen, let's just pray for that dude because he's obviously-

• 29:12Speaker 02

  I just wanna know, did you flush before or not? Or like, what if you-

• 29:16Bunnie XO?

  You can't flush because it won't have drugs in it.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  If you had peed and then dropped the bag.

• 29:21Speaker 01

  He was probably just in the stall to do the cocaine.

• 29:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah. All right, next, you got something memes?

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:29Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  Fucking disgusting.

• 29:35Bunnie XO?

  If you've done drugs before, you feel fucking gross after hearing those stories because you know you've done some shady shit for drugs, so.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  This one said, I worked at a company that did background employment checks from all over. And the one that stuck with me the most was a man whom was a sex offender charged for molesting a squirrel in a park in South Carolina. Not sure about what others have to say or how the world, uh, do you catch one and be able to do such an act?

• 30:02Bunnie XO?

  I am not laughing.

• 30:04Speaker 01

  I would have thought the squirrel would have bit it off.

• 30:07Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking disgusting.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  He put it in his mouth?

• 30:11Speaker 01

  We don't know the details.

• 30:13Bunnie XO?

  That's fucking gross. If you do anything to an animal that is innocent and sweet, you're, you deserve to die.

• 30:18Speaker 01

  I hope that-

• 30:20Bunnie XO?

  It's right up there with kids. Yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 01

  I hope someone did something awful to him in prison.

• 30:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Poor fucking squirrel.

• 30:26Bunnie XO?

  Bro, like who even gets horny looking at a squirrel?

• 30:29Speaker 01

  Either how small were you or how big was the squirrel?

• 30:34Speaker 02

  I feel like it's not gotta be big if you're fucking a squirrel.

• 30:38Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  A little micro?

• 30:40Bunnie XO?

  Alright, confession time. I am genuinely terrified of anyone who can shit in a club and then go back to dancing. I have. Even had to ask the girls in the bathroom for some toilet paper because I took a dump.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  No.

• 30:54Bunnie XO?

  I didn't know the girls. They said, "Who takes a shit at the club? Like me, bitch. When a sister's got a shit, she's got a shit."

• 31:01Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  What a absolute fucking G though.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  I barely pee.

• 31:05Bunnie XO?

  I mean-

• 31:06Speaker 01

  If you pee once, then it unlocks.

• 31:07Bunnie XO?

  If you're doing drugs, you're shitting in the club, okay? Yeah. I've shit in the club before.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  You shit in the club?

• 31:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 31:18Bunnie XO?

  Back in the day.

• 31:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  You shit while like dancing?

• 31:23Bunnie XO?

  I mean-

• 31:23Speaker 02

  And then come back out?

• 31:24Speaker 01

  Well-

• 31:25Speaker 02

  And just hit the dance floor?

• 31:26Bunnie XO?

  So here's the cool thing, here's the cool thing. In Vegas, they have bathroom attendants. So there's baby wipes, there's like everything you could possibly need to make yourself fresh and crisp to get back on your game. Yeah, to just, you know, drop a deuce and roll, so.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 31:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Oh my god, this is crazy.

• 31:49Bunnie XO?

  I feel like you guys need bathroom attendants out here in Nashville.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  We do.

• 31:52Bunnie XO?

  Because at least the clubs in Vegas are like air conditioned. You go to a honky tonk, you got swamp pus.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Oh, you're definitely not getting an attendant at a honky tonk.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Most of them on Broadway have bathroom attendants.

• 32:02Bunnie XO?

  Really? I haven't seen any.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  Never seen one.

• 32:04Bunnie XO?

  Never seen one.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  When are you guys going out with me on Broadway to the bathroom?

• 32:08Bunnie XO?

  Never.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  Never.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 32:09Bunnie XO?

  Never.

• 32:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  I'm friends with one of them, the one at Barstool.

• 32:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Apparently you're friends with everybody, Haley.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, Haley is, Haley knows everyone.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 32:21Bunnie XO?

  We love that for Haley though. Well, guys, love ya. Like I said. You want to be a part of Ask Tell Confess, DM us and

• 32:30Speaker 01

  Slide in the DMs.

• 32:30Bunnie XO?

  Slide in the DMs, baby. Actually, everybody keep sliding in the DMs because it's making great content, even the men. Love you guys. See you next week. Bye bye.

• 32:43Bunnie XO?

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• 33:29Bunnie XO?

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