What The Hell Is That?

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  Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Biddy Bob busts on Wade and gets screwed over by customer services. Then the triumvirate explores etymology. Wotan Wade does Lucasfilm, gobbles, licks ass, and creates countless catchy compounds. Marketplace Mark finds corporate incompetence inexplicable. Chips on Torpor digs elder scrolls and gets righteously hammered. From crustadia to defenestration. Yeah, it's time for What the Hell Is That?

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  Now, sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  Hello and welcome back to another episode of what I can only assume is your 34th favorite podcast. That's right, it's Distractible. Well, by now, maybe we've moved up to one, but we all know where we were on that list, so.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  Those were the good old days, up at 34.

• 3:24Speaker 04

  I'm sure by now Mr. Rogaine is withering in spot number 6 or 7 at least. Welcome back, I'm your host, my name is Bob. This is a show where, as the host, I give out points and the points declare a winner, except there's other things that happen, like wheels that spin and who knows? And then whoever wins this hosts the next one, competing to host the next one and/or competing to be the loser of the episode. Please welcome the two other people who are always and only ever the ones who are here, Mark and Wade.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Hello.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  I'm imagining a lot of, like, a crust stadium full of people cheering for my really poorly worded introduction. Anyway, what's up, guys? I have a game for today, but before we do that, it's small talk.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  A crust stadium, eh?

• 4:11Speaker 04

  A crust stadium?

• 4:12Speaker 03

  A crust, that's what you said, you said crust stadium. Crust stadium. It's either a stadium full of crabs or it's really gross.

• 4:20Speaker 04

  I'm sick, but I'm in a good mood, so I'm gonna give whoever, every time someone calls me out for saying something stupid or whatever, you get a point for that.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  You say for saying something stupid?

• 4:30Speaker 04

  I don't know, did I?

• 4:32Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure. I don't think you did, actually. Roll it back.

• 4:38Speaker 04

  Every time someone calls me out for saying something stupid or.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  Wow, he didn't.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  Wait, what was it that I didn't said for saying?

• 4:47Speaker 03

  For staying, something.

• 4:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, who cares?

• 4:52Speaker 03

  Listen, I say stupid all the time. I understand that language.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  How are your stupid lives, you stupid guys?

• 4:58Speaker 03

  All right, this is a little hostile. Man, I appreciate that. That's pretty straightforward, direction to the point. I'm licking your ass for kissing.

• 5:06Speaker 04

  All right, that's an ass licking point right there. Wade, don't forget, I know where you live. I'm gonna come collect on that in a little bit.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  Oh, yes, you do. I'll get the paddles out. Wade, whenever you get embarrassed, you get even redder. No, look at this.

• 5:20Speaker 04

  Oh, maybe he just went for a drive in his non-existent car in between episodes.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Yes, I need to tan up a bit before this episode. I will sometimes wonder how any company is in business when I ask a question about a product and no one can answer it at all. I got a something off eBay, a Dell computer. It was a great price for it there because I was looking at it. I was like, I don't want it because I want to do editing workstation and yada, yada. I got this and so I have some problems with it because it's secondhand and it's missing some parts. So I'm trying to get the parts and I'm trying to figure out how they work together. So I ask Dell. I go to their customer service thing. I type in, I'm doing a live chat. I haven't called them yet, but I've done a live chat.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  And I'm explaining like, hey, this is your computer. This one here, seven, nine, six, zero, tower workstation. This is your computer, right? Can you tell me where I can get or if I can get the parts to have more NVMe drive base? Because I think this thing could have four or eight, four in the front, four in the back. And they're like, I don't think we sell that workstation.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  And then you said to Adele, never mind, I will find another PC like you. Yeah, maybe. No, actually, no, no, no, get out of here, get out of here.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  Get out of here. You're not a judge. I don't have to pander to you. Get out of here. I'll remember this. No, legitimately, that was what they said. They said, I don't think we sell that model. I'm on the page with it. I copy and paste the link to them and be like, oh, this must be new. What do you mean? I get that you sell a lot of different things, but you don't sell that many different types of computers. You, how do you not know? And so I, I, I know this is gonna go down a bad path, but I ask like, okay, at the very least, you must have the system to look this up, right? Can you look up, like, is there part numbers that you can give me? Because I couldn't find anything on the store.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  And I've heard other people on Reddit that you have to ask customer service for parts. And it's just like, I'm looking in the system, I'm not seeing anything for that model. I don't think we sell that model. Again, after I linked him the page to the model of the computer that they sell. And so I'm, I'm, I just, I, I, I look at these things. And I have this experience with customer service and everyone's had this experience, but it's getting so much worse. And I, I just can't help but think like, man, Dell, you could be making so much more money if you trained your salespeople or get a good sales staff or.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  Let's be honest, most people call and they're like, the battery has gotten low. I don't know what to do about that. And you're calling, you're like, listen, if you had the little technical jargon, blah, blah, blah, blah. I could have a double Helix modifier to my super connector. What the fuck? And it's exactly, they're like, a real question? We don't get those. It's different departments, though. Like, there's customer service, again, that's, that's a pain in the ass. But sales should be, their whole thing is, they should be making sales, right? And, and I would go to this, and I'd be like, I am here, ready to buy. I want the parts, give me the parts. I know you sell spare parts, give me the parts. I'll pay!

• 8:56Speaker 03

  We don't have a spare parts department. You could buy a second laptop and take it apart, but that would void the warranty.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  I don't think we sell computers, actually, now that we're talking about it. Um, do you, can I interest you in some donuts?

• 9:11Speaker 03

  Dell donuts? Yes. I don't know, it just doesn't make any sense to me. Dell's nuts! I, I feel like there just is some gap in the training where somehow these people are here to answer questions, but in a way that I don't think anyone at the company actually keeps track of what they're doing. I don't know how they're doing these metrics, but they're, they're not testing their people well enough, they're not teaching their people well enough. I feel like they're capable of doing the job, it's just like, I feel like someone's dropping the ball on the training. Cause if you don't even know the model of computer that you're selling, what, what, what is going on? And I still, at the end of the chat, the surveys, I always do like top.

• 9:50Speaker 04

  It's not even that complicated either, as a, I never worked in sales like that, but like, the, the response is never, "Oh, I don't think we sell that." The response is, "Oh, let me look." You don't even have to know, you have to be willing and capable to be like, "Ah, uh, interesting, let me put that into my system here and see what I can..." Them immediately just cutting you off with, "I don't think we sell that," it's like, really fucking confusing.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  I know what happened. Yeah. Do you know what looks like Dell? Delhi with a capital I. I think you called customer support for the wrong company, and you were talking to a Delhi's customer support. They had meats and breads and maybe some eggs, but they didn't know anything about those computer models. We can only hope that that's what happened. I don't know if I wanna yes and you, I, you know, my instincts say I should yes and that, but I'm like... You know, you, you know it to be true, search your feelings, Mark. Yes, and then a bunch of meat showed up at my door.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  Sorry, my real laugh came out again.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Anyway, so it's just, it's just annoying. I mean, it's my fault for, well, maybe it's not my fault because I, I got a great deal on eBay for, for this thing. Uh, but it's just like, if it's missing parts and I can't get the parts, it's kind of difficult to, I mean, work it.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  Guess you shouldn't have bought a computer that doesn't exist.

• 11:16Speaker 03

  You're right. The mythical computer that doesn't exist.

• 11:19Speaker 04

  I, this is, I think I may have talked about this and this is not the exact same problem that you have, but I do also think this problem you're running into is partially like corporate, I don't know what the word for it would be. I don't know, corporate, corporate creep, corporate, the, the thing that happens with companies. Cause we had this experience. I was trying to buy a very specific Linux laptop thing for a very specific purpose. And it's like a, it's from a small company, relatively small company. It's a unique thing. And it's like a big, it's relatively expensive purchase. And so I, I went through their website and just ordered and put my credit card in. And they came back and not my credit card, their website was like, hey, this looks fraudulent to us.

• 11:59Speaker 04

  We're gonna send you to our third party fraud monitoring company, which I, they like sent an email that was like, we're gonna send you another email. Look out for that email. We're gonna send you another email that's gonna have a code in it. You go to the link in the second email and then like one of those emails didn't exist. And I ended up just calling and the guy, literally I was, I called and the guy on the phone and I was like, here's my order number. Yeah. I'm just trying to like buy this. But I got this third party fraud thing from you guys. And he just goes, oh yeah. Oh God. Okay. Listen, we've been, we've been trying to get rid of that for a while now. We were kind of stuck in a contract and like it, that it's a whole thing. Uh, I can just, we'll just go around that. Okay.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  I can, on my end, I can like put in the system and you'll have to just submit the order again, but then we'll do, and it was this whole thing where the guy clearly knew that this was an issue, but I, and I did exactly what he wanted. And we hung up the phone and I was like, okay, he gave me all this info. I'm gonna put the order back in and I'll, and do exactly what he said. And I did it. And then like the next day I got all the same shit again from the third party fraud thing and all this stuff. He didn't do anything. It was a There's a known issue and still the customer service guy was like, all right, do all this specific shit and leave a note and blah, blah. And then like nothing. And I was like, all right, I guess I'm buying this from someone else. Like whatever, fuck, shouldn't be this hard.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  I like to imagine the fraud company called him and they're like, hey, it looks like this guy's trying to go around our, our thing that we have, our protection we have. And he's like, oh God, yeah, it does look like that. You know what? I can handle this. You know, I'm just gonna, and it gave him your info back. It was like, yeah, here it is. I found it.

• 13:38Speaker 04

  But like part of that's not his fault because I don't know what happened, but the third party they were engaged with was super sketchy. It was literally like, I bought something from one website and an unrelated website sent me an email that was like, give us a picture of your ID and your credit card information so we can confirm you want to buy this. No, the fuck I am not sending that to you, company I've never heard of.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  You can always trust we aren't fraud.com.

• 14:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. The email was like, oh, we saw you're trying to buy a computer or some shit. Just give us all of your info and we'll confirm. What? What kind of weird sketchy scam? Apparently it's a real thing, but it's weird and.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  You can always trust your Saudi Arabian uncle.com to make sure that your protection is valid.

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Anyway, I think you kind of said it, but I don't necessarily blame the people even. I don't think they're idiots. I think they understand. But like the company didn't train them properly. The company has these other systems in place that like prevent them from just like doing a simple thing and converting a sale from a person who wants to buy a thing and knows exactly what they want.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  And I, and I, I would think like, maybe it was an AI chatbot that I was talking to, but it didn't seem it that way. Cause it didn't have like this really polite cadence who was talking like, you know, not proper capitalization stuff. So, but it might've been, and it might've just been hallucinating. Like we don't have that. But I feel like they should have some metric, right? Or maybe I'm stupid. I didn't go to business school where it's like, you're looking at your sales team at least and be like, this sales employee that we pay this salary is helping us gain this many sales. Therefore we know that this salesperson is meeting at least their value, bringing that into the company, right? Isn't that how sales should work? But I don't know.

• 15:19Speaker 04

  Generally, I think that is how it works, but.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, but you know.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  You have like quotas or something you're supposed to meet or whatever. I don't know. Anyway, they don't want your money, Mark. Uh, you should buy a real computer if you want to buy stuff from them.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  Not a fake one. Yeah. That was my, that was my problem.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  Not an imaginary made up computer.

• 15:37Speaker 03

  What happened to building your own? I built plenty of my own, but when you get- More!

• 15:44Speaker 03

  I built so many. More! The reason that I did is because there's a specific Intel's processor that I can't find cheaper on its own. And the cheapest way that I could get it was already integrated into a system and it came with like half a terabyte of RAM. I got a great deal on this, this system off eBay. Go to eBay, you, don't take my deals. Don't go to eBay. Fuck you. Fuck off. Fuck off, they're mine.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  Fuck off from eBay.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Or you could always pay more! Yeah, but the, the reason I got that, Intel versus like AMD is because of Thunderbolt. And one of the parts that doesn't work right now is Thunderbolt. I'm trying to get this fucking Thunderbolt part. Lightning, very, very frightening me.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  Wade's just doing his actual own thing completely.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  I'm over here. Alright, whatever. I'm done.

• 16:30Speaker 04

  Wade, what's your small talk?

• 16:32Speaker 03

  I had some Quaker Steak and Lube.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  And Lube?

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Dude, it was good. Buffalo Joe's is gone, which makes me really sad. Quaker Steak, though, they've been, you know, they, they, they've been good. Been real good. Telling you, we should have gone in on Buffalo Joe's. Swept in capitalist takeover. I don't know what's there now, but they, I think they sold before they announced they were selling. If that makes any sense. I think that it was already like, by the time I learned that they were selling, it was already like, it was already done.

• 16:58Speaker 04

  I don't know why they wouldn't have guessed that you, a random patron who came in every once in a while, would want to buy the place.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  Well, they should have thought maybe someone would.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  Well, someone did, it sounds like.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, but we could have paid less, hopefully, and gotten it.

• 17:13Speaker 04

  I don't know if that's how that works.

• 17:15Speaker 03

  I will never know now.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  Any more small talk? Anything else happen?

• 17:18Speaker 03

  I don't think so. I have not bought any more GPUs. That computer I'm talking about, I actually bought like a month ago. It's been a series of problems trying to get parts for it.

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Dude, isn't buying things that you need parts for or repairs on just a joy? Isn't that just the best?

• 17:32Speaker 03

  Fucking awful. Like, I want to use this computer so bad, and I did get such a great deal on it, but half of me is just like, if I'd just bought the complete version from Dell itself, it would have cost me several thousand more, but at least it would have had all the parts and I'd be using it by now. But I got such a good deal on it. I can't say that, you know, it saved so much. It saves so much. I stole it right out, like, it got listed right as I was looking for it, and I've never seen it again. I've never seen it at that price again. Like, it was more than 50% off of what Dell was selling it for, for way higher specs. It was crazy deal.

• 18:08Speaker 04

  Well, hopefully that one card doesn't make up the difference in price.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know. The time alone has been a pain in the ass, but it's getting there. It's getting there. I got a couple of parts in from eBay, none from Dell itself, but a few other parts.

• 18:20Speaker 04

  Ah, but Delhi will be reaching out.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Delhi, yeah, yeah.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  You seem so sad.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  I feel, I always feel bad talking about these kind of things because it's just like, it's, I'm swimming in computer parts, right? And that's like something that a lot of people would love to do, and I get like, it's a fun problem to have, uh, and it's very privileged of me to say so, but it's like, it's also just like, I don't want anyone else to feel like, you know, bad just because I'm complaining about getting a great deal on a computer. I feel like I'm very frugal in my shopping, but I'm also not very frugal because I'm spending a ton on computer stuff. It's all for work, it's all business expense, but I get that it's.

• 18:53Speaker 04

  I think it's interesting. I think people care, and I think you're passionate about it, which makes a difference. And I think it's interesting to everyone else.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I'm getting more employees too, like, so it's, it's, uh, I have to keep them equipped.

• 19:04Speaker 04

  What, you're hiring job applications?

• 19:06Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Where do we send our resumes?

• 19:13Speaker 03

  They all need computers and everyone needs power to do things, so it's like, yeah.

• 19:17Speaker 04

  Wall Street Journal, did you hear that? Marco Pliers hired?

• 19:20Speaker 03

  No, I'm replacing everyone with AI. I gotta hire my AIs and they need computers. That's what it is.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  Duo Marco, is that you? Duolingo announced they were gonna go all in on AI or?

• 19:31Speaker 03

  Oh, didn't they say that and it blew up in their face?

• 19:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, nobody liked that. Everyone was pretty pissed off about that situation, as far as I recall.

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  Anyway, I have a game for today. And it's a game of names. But not names of people. Well, mostly, maybe. But names of things and/or concepts? Anyway, I have a list of a bunch of shit that has names that I bet you idiots don't know the names of. But if you do know the names of them, or if you come up with a better name and I like what you've got. That's how you earn points. Literally just a list of words of things. I'll describe the thing to you and then you tell me the name as is. Apparently tradition now.

• 21:51Speaker 03

  Are these all the same type of thing? Are these all different?

• 21:53Speaker 04

  No, it's just random stuff like this is stuff that's not complicated to describe, but it ranges all over the place. This is just things that we all sort of know exists and that we would see or whatever, but like it has a specific name. It's not just called, oh, that thing, that one, you know, that one thing it has like a, anyway, Wade, call it.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  Tim heads, Tim heads.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  And I got Jeff tails, which mean Mark goes first.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  This is my episode. I'm gonna feel good.

• 22:23Speaker 04

  What is this thing called? You know, when it rains, when it rains, nice rain shower. And then it all clears away and the rain's all gone and there's a smell. What is that called?

• 22:36Speaker 03

  Oh, man.

• 22:37Speaker 04

  It has a name.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  It does have a name.

• 22:38Speaker 04

  After the rain has a name.

• 22:40Speaker 03

  Oh, wow. Man, I'm bad with names, so I wouldn't even remember if I really knew it.

• 22:45Speaker 04

  There might be 20 things on this list, but don't read into that too much.

• 22:49Speaker 03

  Oh, man, what is it? Ah, ah.

• 22:54Speaker 04

  Pretty much.

• 22:55Speaker 03

  Hmm, a mile of.

• 23:01Speaker 04

  Are you doing a remembering ceremony in your mind?

• 23:04Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 23:05Speaker 04

  Where's the rain located in your mind palace?

• 23:08Speaker 03

  It's raining on top of it. It's not. No, it's not that word. It's not torpor. T O R P O R. What's torpor?

• 23:15Speaker 04

  Is that, is that your official guess?

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know it. I know that there is a name, but I can't think of it for the life of me. I don't think that's it.

• 23:22Speaker 04

  Torpor.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  Torpor is like a, no, that's like a melancholy kind of malaise thing. I don't put malaise on my sandwiches.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  See you laugh.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  Therefore, my joke must have been funny. All right. I don't know. I don't know.

• 23:39Speaker 04

  You could guess. You could make something up.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  I, I did. I did. Yeah. I, it's not, the other, only other thing is sonder and I know that's not it.

• 23:46Speaker 04

  Sonder. Those are both good words and names of things that are real, but they are not this thing. Wade for the steel, do you happen to know what the, the smell after it rains is called?

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's called the saddy by sunny high.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 24:00Speaker 03

  The saddy by, cause the rain go bye bye, sunny high, the saddy by sunny high.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  I appreciate that you had that locked and loaded, but I'm not, I'm not giving you a point for that.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  I didn't. I had SWWS. It was the something water, wind, sun, but I forgot what it was. So I made something else up on the spot.

• 24:19Speaker 04

  Anyway, it's called petricore.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Petricore. I used to go there for dog bones. I never would have gotten that. Oh, is that the name, like the chemical that?

• 24:26Speaker 04

  The smell, that's just described in what I have is the way it smells after the rain. I don't know if it's a chemical or, but, but petricore.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  All right.

• 24:36Speaker 04

  Petricore.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  But you gotta admit, mine was a better name, which was one of the qualifiers, right? Sunny by Saddy High, what was it? Saddy by Sunny High.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  Good enough, but not good enough for points. Oh, Wade, you get to go first on this one.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Oh, boy.

• 24:50Speaker 04

  You have shoes or you're at least familiar with shoes and I assume that you've had some with laces on them. You know how on shoelaces, there's that end bit on the tips that's like hard and plastic or maybe metal?

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:05Speaker 04

  What are those called?

• 25:06Speaker 03

  Uh, those are the schlastics, the shoe plastics. They're called schlastics.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Uh, I like that, but wrong. Mark, what are they called?

• 25:15Speaker 03

  I should know this because I own a clothing company and the same thing is on sweater tips. No, but they're called something completely different.

• 25:24Speaker 04

  Is it Nurls? Is it Nurls? Sorry, it's not Nurls. They're called aglets.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  Oh, I did know that. God. That was my next guess. I did know that because when it came up, I got them confused with eyelets, which are like either the round holes. So aglets go through the eyelets or something like that.

• 25:44Speaker 04

  The aglets go through the eyelets.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  They lets you hold the laces and whenever they break and crack off, you go ag.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  Ag, yeah, exactly. Anyway, I'm going to call them schlastics from now on, cause I love that.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  You don't go call them Nurls? Mine was also just.

• 25:59Speaker 04

  Isn't that something else already though? Nurling, nurling is a thing.

• 26:02Speaker 03

  Oh, the burles. Nurling is a thing, but I was the burles. Think of the burles. What about the schlastics?

• 26:10Speaker 04

  Well, that's okay. Cause I know you know this one, Mark. It's easy.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  All right.

• 26:15Speaker 04

  What is the first cry of a newborn baby called?

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Uh, the first cry.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  It's so simple.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  You can't say I'm wrong.

• 26:26Speaker 04

  I can't say you're wrong.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  I didn't know that there was a new term for this.

• 26:29Speaker 04

  I honestly, I didn't either until I was looking stuff up.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  It's it's. Berthy breath, after breath.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  After, alright, uh, Wade, do you want to try and steal?

• 26:41Speaker 03

  No, I didn't get it right. Are you serious?

• 26:44Speaker 04

  I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Uh huh. Uh, it's the, uh, it's called the rye. Cause it's a relief cry, cause you hear it and you feel relieved at the cries. It's like, oh, thank God the breath.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  But it really is the thing that happens after the breath. I feel like Marx is more accurate.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  How dare you?

• 27:01Speaker 04

  And apparently what it's called by medical type people is, and I'm not making a joke about this. I'm just unsure how to pronounce it. Vagitus or vagitus? V A G I T U S.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Everybody, my baby's got vaginitis.

• 27:18Speaker 04

  Vaginitis.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 27:20Speaker 04

  A baby vaginitis.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  I don't really see how it connects, but I kind, I guess I, I. Which one's crying? The baby or the vagina? It's like the, thank God that's out of here. Or is it the? Thank God I'm out of there.

• 27:33Speaker 04

  I think it's the baby. I don't think the vagina cries. I think that's a baby thing.

• 27:37Speaker 03

  I've never experienced childbirth. I'm not a dad, so I don't know. I guess I was there once for childbirth, but I don't remember it. Are we gonna get any of this? No.

• 27:47Speaker 04

  It's possible. Alright, Wade.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  Yep, hit me.

• 27:51Speaker 04

  What? There's a word, one word for this. It's an easy one.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  Okay, can you use it as a sentence?

• 27:56Speaker 04

  Uh, I definitely could. What is it called? What is the day after tomorrow called?

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Then, then day.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  Could take a little bit longer, but okay.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  It's the then day.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Then day, got it.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  Ever listen to the then day vi- diagram, fight, nevermind, you go.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  (laughing).

• 28:16Speaker 03

  Venn diagram was the pun, didn't work.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, I got it. The Venn diagram, got it.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't know this one. Um, I feel like there is some.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  We have a word for tomorrow.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, the day after tomorrow?

• 28:30Speaker 04

  What's the day after that?

• 28:31Speaker 03

  Um, Morrowind Elder Scrolls 3. Future! Nah, I, I, I feel like all these are, oh, I, I saw an article that was like, oh, this mentioned it at some point, but I can't remember what this is.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  You were on the right track, Mark, and I actually thought yours was pretty funny, but the word is over Morrow.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  Oh my God, I was gonna say that before I made the Morrowind joke. Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Oh, cuz I was like, but that couldn't possibly it. Oh, make a stupid joke.

• 29:06Speaker 04

  That's too on the nose, isn't it?

• 29:09Speaker 03

  Oh, man, I legitimately just say that and then I went for the stupid, fuck, god damn it. That was probably my only chance at a point this whole game.

• 29:18Speaker 04

  All right, you might, someone might know this. Mark, you get to know it first.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Oh, good, yeah.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  What is, what is the dot over an I or a J called? It's a funny word, the little dot, the dots an I or dots a lowercase j. It's a funny, funny word. Great word.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  Come on, man. You took a good class, remember this? No, not at all. I never knew it had a name. I never knew it had a name. I know that two dots over a vowel is an umlaut. Well, what's one dot over a J?

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Must be an um or a lout.

• 29:54Speaker 03

  Man, I, I never would have considered that to have a name.

• 29:57Speaker 04

  I really thought you had a chance at this.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  No, I have no idea. What is it?

• 30:01Speaker 04

  I might have misjudged the difficulty completely. Well, you can guess if you want, but.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  No, I got, I got no, I mean, I know that there's like this, the thing, the swoopy one is a tilde. I know umlaut. Uh, I don't know what the accent thing is called, but yeah, I, I, I never even thought of it as a separate thing from a J and an I, so I never knew it had a name.

• 30:21Speaker 04

  Wait, do you happen to know this one?

• 30:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mark was close when we talked about tilde, cuz it's actually a tilltip.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Fuck, I thought you knew it. God damn it.

• 30:31Speaker 04

  It's so close, so stupidly close.

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Damn it.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  It's called a tittle.

• 30:38Speaker 03

  Is it? Are you sure? Oh, I said a till tip.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  T I T T L E, till tip or tittle.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Oh, a tittle? Oh, damn, tittles and burles. A tittle?

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Uh, it's a funny word, tittle.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  You dot your tittles and cross your Ts. No, it's tittle your eyes.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  Make sure you tittle your eyes and your Js. Don't leave your J untiddled.

• 31:04Speaker 03

  Cross your Ts and tittle your Js. Come on down and have sex at Raze.

• 31:10Speaker 04

  This one I learned from TV, so there's a reasonable chance that one of you knows this one.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  So, an exclamation point, exclamation mark and a question mark are two different punctuations, right? There's one word that describes when you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark. What is that called? It's a, it's another funny one. Man, I really thought you guys would know some more of these. I guess I know more words than I give myself credit for.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Uh, is it my first on this one?

• 31:43Speaker 04

  Yes, I'm not sure it matters very much, but yes.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  Well, there's two words for it, an interimation or an exklorogative.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  God, that's stupidly close again.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  Fuck!

• 31:54Speaker 04

  I mean, that might be right even, but also, uh, Mark, do you want to steal?

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Wait, he, he was close, was he? It, it is an interrogative.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  Then an interrogative is just a question, yeah?

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought that was it. Turns out I combined the word exclamation with interrogative there. It's close to that though, right?

• 32:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll even give you that that's the correct thing to, to latch on to and potentially remember.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  Exclamaterogative.

• 32:25Speaker 04

  It's

• 32:27Speaker 04

  All right, it's called an intero bang.

• 32:30Speaker 03

  Oh, I have heard of that one. Well, where's the bang come from?

• 32:35Speaker 04

  I'm pretty sure that's a joke in Brooklyn nine nine or something. There's a show, there's a popular show where they talk about intero bangs at some point.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  Intero bang, I, oh.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  Explorative.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  I could not say it again if you asked me to.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  Exclamaterogative, is that what I said? Wait, torpor, I'm rewinding a bit. Isn't torpor the thing that you fill monsters with on Monster Hunter to put them to sleep?

• 33:02Speaker 04

  What are you filling them with?

• 33:04Speaker 03

  You built their torpor meter?

• 33:06Speaker 04

  Maybe, that's not a word.

• 33:08Speaker 03

  A torpor is, is it, it's a general, it's a general description of like a fugue state, I think. It's kind of just like, you know, you've got a torpor. Yeah, so I think it's when you like put them to sleep in Monster Hunter, you give them, you fill up the torpor meter. I think. You said torpor and I was like, what is torpor?

• 33:24Speaker 04

  Whoa, you looked really surprised at that.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  I was like a panda sneezed, a baby panda.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  You gonna fall backwards out of your chair and roll down the hill now?

• 33:35Speaker 03

  It would be funny, but. Now, wait till you have to find out what a panda's first sneeze is called.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  I'm gonna go for what I think maybe is the easiest one on the list, maybe.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  Okay, Mark's, Mark's first on this.

• 33:46Speaker 04

  Mark goes first. Mark, a fork, it has those pointy bits on it. Stick out the front and you stab stuff with. What are those called on a fork?

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Aren't they prongs? I thought so. To be honest, I thought so.

• 34:03Speaker 04

  Honestly, that's not the word that I have for this, but I'm gonna give you a point for that because yes, that was immediately what I thought about this as well.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Is that not what it is? Yeah, I thought so too. A prong was the only word I knew of.

• 34:17Speaker 04

  I have heard this other, like, I knew this other word, but it, prongs is the first one I would think of. I'm totally giving you a prongs point. But wait, can you think of the other word?

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Slender stabby?

• 34:28Speaker 04

  Oh, so stupidly close. No, they're called tines, the tines of a fork.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Oh, I have heard of that. I've heard that, yeah. Though. Tines, prongs, what's the difference?

• 34:40Speaker 04

  I actually agree. I, I feel like they're called prongs. I feel like prongs is.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  I get these wrong, tine after tine.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  Thanks guys.

• 34:48Speaker 04

  I think I can give you a specific movie that this one is from.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Hope I've seen it.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  I believe it is from A Knight's Tale starring Heath Ledger.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  Okay, I saw it thirty years ago.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  And this is a word that describes the utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  You know what I remember from A Knight's Tale? William! Someone yelling that like that. That's like, that's all I remember from A Knight's. Okay, this is a feeling you get from eating or drinking too much?

• 35:17Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you're remembering around, because it was. William!

• 35:25Speaker 04

  Wasn't it?

• 35:25Speaker 03

  Probably. That was one of them. I think they yelled William a lot.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Civic feeling when you have eaten or drinking, drinking, drinking too much.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  It's a shitty feeling.

• 35:38Speaker 03

  I'm four years old and I got tum tum grum grum.

• 35:41Speaker 04

  Tum tum grum grum. Alright.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  I think in A Knight's Tale, William, if you're going to marry my daughter, you have to overcome the tum tum grum grum by partaking in this feast.

• 35:50Speaker 04

  That definitely happens.

• 35:52Speaker 03

  That's right after his dad shows up and he's like, hey, I've been roaming hills, smoking, proud of you, son. I remember that scene very well.

• 36:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, sure. That's pretty much in that movie. Uh huh.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  I saw it one time. What year did A Knight's Tale come out? Wasn't his dad blind net maker? Wasn't that the thing?

• 36:11Speaker 04

  He was a blind fish net maker. He used to be a thatcher, but he went blind and now he means fishnets. Yes.

• 36:18Speaker 03

  I was twelve years old when I saw that movie. I was out in the woods, son. That's how I lost my sight.

• 36:25Speaker 04

  I smoked too much hash and I went blind.

• 36:28Speaker 03

  Was that right? Or is it a better name?

• 36:31Speaker 04

  It's funnier than what you came up with, funny enough, but you are not correct. Mark, do you have a guess? The utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much. The bloated, it's up in my throaties.

• 36:44Speaker 03

  Oh, the tum tum grum grum, the bloody my throaty.

• 36:47Speaker 04

  You guys are really on the same page there. No, it's even funnier than both of those. That feeling is called crapulence. It's such a good word. I've, I definitely used crapulence before. It's one of my favorite words.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  I think, yeah, you have used crapul. I wouldn't have associated with that, but, but I get it. I get it. Halfway through Fogo the Child, the manager comes over the intercom. Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to experience a little bit of crapulence. Uh, like diet and uh, drink a little fluid. Turns out the fish we served was very old. As your maitre d speaking.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Bask in the radiant glory of your crapulence.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Your vomit bags can double as a diaper or flotation device.

• 37:27Speaker 04

  One of you guys has to know this one. It's the name of a thing we've done a lot.

• 37:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:35Speaker 04

  Mark, so a hammer, there's the side that's like the hammer, the hammer face, that's like the one side. And then the opposing side, what is that called? It's not the hammer, it's the other, the other side. It's in the, the name of some kinds of hammer. And it's also part of the name of a thing we did, oh, for a while.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  Did we jack a lot? Oh, oh, oh, no, I know this one. Oh, we've jacked a lot.

• 38:10Speaker 04

  Holy shit, is it the peen? Yes, it's a peen.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Oh my God.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  Cause we did the three peens in a pod and a ball peen hammer is a hammer where there's a hammer on one side and a ball on the peen side.

• 38:26Speaker 03

  Are you sure it's not a jack? We didn't jack a lot? No, it's a peen.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  That also means that hammers that have the nail remover-y bits are technically claw peen hammers, which I fucking love, cause I'm gonna go use my claw peen hammer after this. And you can't tell if that's dirty or terrifying.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  Or could be both.

• 38:47Speaker 04

  Probably both. Anyway, you got one.

• 38:49Speaker 03

  Finally.

• 38:50Speaker 04

  Wait, make, make me proud.

• 38:53Speaker 03

  Got you.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  Make me proud, Wade.

• 38:55Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:56Speaker 04

  Hit me. This is another word that I know you know, but it's, it's to a different context here. What is the bottom of a wine bottle called? This is also something that might happen in a sporting event.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  The touchdown.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  Cause it's the part that touches down.

• 39:16Speaker 04

  I love where your head's at. You're, you're in the right sport there, but not, it's, uh, it's not called the touchdown.

• 39:23Speaker 03

  Too many hands, too many men on the field.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  Too many hands on the man.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Uh, Mark.

• 39:31Speaker 03

  The bottom of a wine glass or wine bottle.

• 39:34Speaker 04

  Yes, the bottle.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  It's that thing that's concave or.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  It's the little, yeah, the little part that makes you feel like they're trying to cheat you out of volume of wine bottle because you're like, shouldn't that just be filled with wine? Shouldn't it just be?

• 39:47Speaker 03

  Oh, I know it. I think I got it. I, well, good thing it comes back to you, buddy.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  It's a good thing you didn't wait to think to guess what you know, instead of just saying words immediately.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  No, I got this one. I, uh, okay. The right sport. He was in the right sport.

• 40:01Speaker 04

  He was in the right sport.

• 40:02Speaker 03

  It's the end zone.

• 40:06Speaker 04

  God, I wish that was it. I like that. That's really good. Uh, that's the winning answer unless Wade, I'll give you a chance to re-steal.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  Hey, wait, wait a minute. That we, wait, uh, I'll, I'll call it. I'll call it. And one end is the unfair. There's no way you can't, we've never gone back.

• 40:24Speaker 04

  Wait, let, let him say it. Let him say it.

• 40:26Speaker 03

  And then there's the end. There's the bottom that sits on the ground that you can't open because it's a tight end.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  He didn't know it.

• 40:35Speaker 03

  Unfair. I, I declared unfair.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  You did say it. I just wanted to hear if he, that's not it. It's called the punt. The punt of the wine bottle. Anyway, Mark declared unfair because I circled back to Wade.

• 40:45Speaker 03

  I, I say we erase everyone's memory from that, from the moment I said unfair. Cause it, okay. Wait, weren't you gonna get the point?

• 40:55Speaker 03

  No one's getting the point. But it was gonna be you.

• 40:58Speaker 04

  No, I was gonna give you the point for, for end zone.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  Oh, have you been giving points for who's closest?

• 41:04Speaker 04

  I told you, if you come up with a funny answer that I like, I'll give you points for that too. And not on everyone, but.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  Oh, well, I, I thought it, I, the only unfair is like it went back to him, which is never done this whole game.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  All right. If, if it's all heads, I can't talk to Wade for the rest of the episode. If it's all tails, I, Wade gets a chance to steal whenever he wants for the rest of the episode.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  All right. All right. Here we go.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  Wow. Oh, no.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  I also got tails. Oh, boy.

• 41:36Speaker 03

  Oh, me too. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  So that was totally fair. What I just did. It didn't matter because Mark got the point anyway.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I love that you're like, Mark, you're gonna get the point even though you're wrong. And you're like, unfair. It was because it was going back to you and nothing ever happened. I didn't think it would count, but I had to get my tight end in there.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  I honestly just wanted to know if Wade knew it, which he didn't.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  You're not allowed. Well, you are because the coins say it.

• 42:04Speaker 04

  I feel like I am allowed.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I tried to not make it allowed and now my power is done. You know, it wasn't fair is that you guessed it right. I didn't get a guess at all. I should have gotten a guess after you. I didn't guess it right. You got the last one right. I don't even remember what he said the real answer was. What was the real answer? You knew about the peen.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  It's called a punt.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 42:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's called a punt.

• 42:25Speaker 03

  Is it? Is it called a punt?

• 42:28Speaker 04

  It's what my document says. It's that's what my document says.

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Is it? We all knew it was.

• 42:35Speaker 04

  Look, I'm not going to say that I know that beyond a diff. Anyway, Mark gets to go first because I unfairly went back to Wade. This one is another one where this is a funny word that I know you've heard. But it this is a different. I don't know if you'll know this thing, but maybe. The fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey. You know, turkeys have kind of a situation.

• 42:57Speaker 03

  Oh, shit, I've heard this.

• 42:59Speaker 04

  It's a funny word. It's a very funny word.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  Okay, it's not giblet because that applies to other birds. I think, wait, where is it? Is it giblet?

• 43:10Speaker 04

  I might keep thinking about it.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  I don't think it's giblet. Yeah, giblet applies to a lot of birds. What? The answer made my brain stop. Is it this? I might keep thinking about it.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  I mean, I'm not telling you yes or no. I'm just saying, you know, really, really consider before you commit to an answer. Do you actually know it, Wade? Or do you just think that you know?

• 43:33Speaker 03

  I've heard it. I don't remember it. The only two words that come to mind is the stupid answer that no one would believe ever say is their final. And gizzard, but also, I don't know, gizzard?

• 43:44Speaker 04

  Gizzards are actually organs, I believe. You can eat fried chicken gizzards, but it does not come from the neck. It's an internal organ, I think. Wade, what's that fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey called? And it's not my hand. It's the thought it's part of the turkey.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  You know what? Peach cobbler. But do you know about the meat gobbler?

• 44:04Speaker 04

  The meat, the meat gobbler? That's what a turkey's neck is called.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  The meat gobbler. That's what it's called. That's Wade's nickname whenever he goes to Fogo. That's why turkeys gobble, gobble, gobble. The air comes with their meat gobblers.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  The legend of the meat gobbler.

• 44:18Speaker 03

  I really know I've heard this word, but it's not anywhere.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  It's called a snood.

• 44:23Speaker 03

  I've heard that. I have not heard that. Okay, I do not know that one. Yeah, because they're not clothed, they're snood.

• 44:29Speaker 04

  Well, I really tried to, I really tried to fish out all the ones I thought were easy. Now we only have ones that I think.

• 44:36Speaker 03

  Those were the easy ones?

• 44:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, that only have ones that I think are fucking ridiculous, so.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Honestly, these by, I might know more. I don't know. Hit us, we're ready. If any of them have, like, these have never been in a book. The only reason I have a big vocabulary is because I read a lot of specifically Warhammer, but I've read a lot in my life. I've never heard any of these.

• 44:55Speaker 04

  Wade is first on this one.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Sorry, just last big vocabulary. The word he got right was peen. I was a carpenter too, so that's why I know that one.

• 45:06Speaker 04

  There's a type of cup, if you go into like a fast food restaurant or even a casual dining places, if you have to go get ketchup, you know those little paper cups that you can get that you put the ketchup in? And then they can, you can sort of open them up and lay them flat? Those little specific paper cups. There's a name for those. Do you know that name?

• 45:26Speaker 03

  Swarf.

• 45:27Speaker 04

  I wish.

• 45:28Speaker 03

  They're called swarfs.

• 45:29Speaker 04

  You don't want to think anymore, or?

• 45:31Speaker 03

  It's not going to do me any good. It'll only get worse.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  It would, but you already had one where you thought it was going to do you some good. It ended up not, and you're still wrong, but like, there's nothing wrong with thinking. You're allowed to think, bud.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  I'm confident in swarfs.

• 45:44Speaker 04

  Swarf, swarf? That's your, all right. Mark, do you, do you know this?

• 45:49Speaker 03

  It's the paper cups?

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, those little paper cups that you can put ketchup or other condiments in at fast food joints.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  And they like stretchy out, but not everyone ever uses the stretchy out. They like get three of them instead of one stretchy outie?

• 46:02Speaker 04

  When I learned that you could expand them like that, my, I was like, whoa, what the fuck? Whoa, that's crazy.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  I, I honestly don't think they're supposed to be expanded. I think that's just a factor of how they're folded, but it is interesting that they can expand. No, no, you can hold more and they're easier to dip into. It's brilliant.

• 46:19Speaker 04

  I can tell you, the, the name of this informs me that I think they are supposed to do that for other reasons. And the name of them is food related, but it's unrelated to ketchup or condiments. It's, it's weird. It's interesting.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  The frenulum.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  It's actually another word on this.

• 46:41Speaker 04

  I think it is.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Don't ask that one then.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  Let's skip that one. All right. I don't know. Yeah.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Those are called souffle cups.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  Isn't that what I said? Isn't that what he said?

• 46:58Speaker 04

  Oh, is it? Am I misremembering? Is that what Wade said?

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Ed, don't you remember me saying souffle cup?

• 47:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, and not at all smarmlum or whatever the fuck you said. Swarf.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  Swarf, which is not what I said?

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 47:14Speaker 03

  I heard it.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  Smarmlum, you know what I mean?

• 47:19Speaker 03

  Best part of waking up, souffle in your cup.

• 47:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're called souffle cups and they're designed like that. So you can peel them away from the souffle, right? They, so that you don't like, cause you can't, cause they're so delicate. Also, Mark, frenulum is on my list. It's not that.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  I mean, I know what a frenulum is. I hope I get it first.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  A frenulum, well, I'm just, I was just gonna give it to you cause you got one right and I'm proud of you. Frenulum or frenum is a small fold of tissue that secures the motion of a mobile organ in the body.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Oh, right. There are multiple frenulum. I was thinking of the penis one, but there's one under the tongue as well.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Yeah. In general, like you, you have frenulums in your body. It's a type of formation.

• 48:03Speaker 03

  The one thing that connects your dick and your tongue, your frenulum.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  All about the frugals we make along the way.

• 48:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty much. God, I'm really trying to, oh, what are the easiest?

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Give us a hard one, man. These have all been too easy. Yeah, come on, man. No, please. Mark, you're first. Good luck.

• 48:20Speaker 04

  Mark, you're up first.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Mark, here's a hard one.

• 48:24Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:25Speaker 04

  What's the word for the cardboard sleeve you put on your coffee cup when it's too hot? When you go get coffee from wherever your favorite coffee place is?

• 48:34Speaker 03

  The souffle sleeve.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  I wouldn't know. It's not a koozie. That's the only thing that I know that goes around a cup for temperature.

• 48:44Speaker 04

  Do you want a hint?

• 48:45Speaker 03

  No, I don't want to give him the hint. He needs it. It's true.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  Souffle sleeve is your guess. I love that. Uh, Wade, do you want a hint?

• 48:54Speaker 03

  I'll take his hint and mine.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Uh, there's only one hint. It was for both of you, but, uh, it is like scarf, but different.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, Wade. It's what you said before.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  My time to shine. I have to at this point. I don't remember what you said, but it was the thing. It's a swarf. It's a swarf.

• 49:18Speaker 03

  I was gonna say a cylinder mitten, a sitin', but no, I'll go with swarf.

• 49:23Speaker 04

  Ah, you know what? That's close enough.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  Smorf, zorf, zdorf?

• 49:29Speaker 04

  Oh, wait, what was one of those you said I think was right?

• 49:32Speaker 03

  Zorf?

• 49:32Speaker 04

  Close enough. If you pronounce the A weird, it's a zarf or a zorf if you're a yinzer.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  All right, you know what? Whatever.

• 49:41Speaker 04

  This one's on me, guys. This one's on me. I thought that more of these would be in the vocabulary.

• 49:46Speaker 03

  We're gonna loop through again, right? It's 20 easy words, right?

• 49:50Speaker 04

  Honestly, I'm willing to give you the chance. Whose turn is it? It's Wade's turn. What's the way it smells after the rain?

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Pantycore. What was it? Pantycore?

• 50:04Speaker 03

  You know, I don't think it's pantycore.

• 50:06Speaker 04

  No, it's not pantycore. I'm sorry, Wade.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  But it is petricore.

• 50:12Speaker 04

  Oh shit.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  I was so close.

• 50:17Speaker 04

  Mark has learned from previous adventures.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  Fuck me.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Mark?

• 50:23Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  What is the first cry of a newborn baby called?

• 50:29Speaker 03

  Vagitis.

• 50:37Speaker 04

  That's right. You didn't sound more confident.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  My brain was vaginosis and I'm like, that's a different thing.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Oh man, don't get the, uh, just don't get the pantycore mixed in.

• 50:52Speaker 04

  Don't get the pantycore in your vagituses.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  Don't get your panty cores in a twist. Oh, yes.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Wade? What are the, what's that plastic or metallic coating at the end of shoelaces called?

• 51:05Speaker 03

  My brain says tariffs, but I know that's not right.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Damn it. This is not my episode.

• 51:15Speaker 04

  Man, Mark's gonna walk away with this one, I think.

• 51:18Speaker 03

  At- addles, addles?

• 51:23Speaker 04

  Something about that is the most Ethan Nestor thing I've ever heard you say in my entire life.

• 51:29Speaker 03

  Addle boy.

• 51:30Speaker 04

  Screw- skrill it, skil- skirt.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  Obviously they're aglets. Haglets. I was close.

• 51:39Speaker 04

  You were so close, I could tell what you meant. You were just all so wrong.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  Okay, this is the limit of where, early in the game, I was going like, petricore, petricore, petricore, aglets, aglets, aglets, in my head. And then I, I think I've stopped at this point, so I, I don't know. That was where I take off.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  All right. Funny one here. Mark, what are those little dots over the I and the J called?

• 52:05Speaker 03

  Tiddles.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  I agree.

• 52:09Speaker 04

  You get, your agreement is correct and noted. All right, Wade, I'm gonna toss you a softball. Are you ready?

• 52:16Speaker 03

  I'm gonna fail it. Do it.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  There's a name for this. What do you call the day after tomorrow? It's not tomorrow.

• 52:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's. Elder Scrolls three. Over morrow, over morrow. Yes. I was like, under, it's under something, under, clearly it's morrow wind, over, over morrow.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  All right, now we're getting some points on the board. This is what I, I knew you guys could do it.

• 52:44Speaker 03

  Wadey's first point.

• 52:46Speaker 04

  All right, here we go. Mark, you get to go first on this one.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 52:50Speaker 04

  What is that fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey called?

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Oh, man. See, the thing is, I told you I stopped remembering. I don't know it either.

• 53:00Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, no, no. Oh, this is embarrassing. Um. Oh, God, what the fuck? I, I, I'm drawing, all I got is the same answers I said before, which was gizzard and giblet. I got nothing. It's a blank slate. Combine them. You get gizzard or giblet. I got nothing, man. I don't know why, but I'm, I even heard, I remember Wade getting it or not getting it. I don't know. Did you get it? I didn't get it. Okay, I don't remember what was said as the answer then. All right, fucking no.

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Wade, do you remember?

• 53:37Speaker 03

  Is this one the snood?

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Wade gets the snood.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Oh, right, the snood, cuz it's nude. Ah, you would remember that one.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  This is another one that I've used in an actual sentence that I said out loud. And I acknowledge that it's gonna be hard. This is not one we've covered already. This is just one I wanna work in as probably the last one. You should. I've literally said this in conversation, and I'm not a word guy. I mean, I am a word guy, but I'm not that kind of word guy, generally. Wade, you get to go first. There's one word that describes the action of throwing something out of a window. What is that word?

• 54:16Speaker 03

  I'm picturing Bob. I fucking yucked it. Yucking. Think. Unless that's it.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  It's not how he operates.

• 54:24Speaker 03

  What do you mean, unless that's it? All right, if that's it, I take it. If it's not it, I take the other answer.

• 54:28Speaker 04

  What's the other answer?

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Throwing it out of the window. Parnassus did.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  Parnassus did.

• 54:35Speaker 03

  I thought like yuck. It's definitely yuck.

• 54:37Speaker 04

  All right, we're gonna stick with yucking. Uh, Mark, do you know the word that describes the action of throwing something out of a window?

• 54:45Speaker 03

  You've used this?

• 54:46Speaker 04

  In conversation.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  My shoes were long gone.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  My pants were on fire. My item was yucked through the window. I know, I hear it. It's like X something, isn't it? X. X gonna give it to you.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  X gonna get it out of here. Is that it? X gonna get it out of here? X extrapolate, X expatriate, excruciate, ex- exlaminate.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  I'll, I'm into it. I'll like, no, I don't think you're gonna get there. If you don't, if you're not already on the trail of it, I'm gonna just say, it's defenestrate. I defenestrated the book out the window.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  I don't remember ever hearing you say that.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  All right, I'm a little bit more of a word nerd than I thought I was. I really thought that more people would know more of these words and that's on me.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Well, more people might, but you got us too.

• 55:42Speaker 04

  That's on me. Hey, you guys know lots of stuff.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  I know a lot of Warhammer words. Give me some Warhammer 40k words.

• 55:49Speaker 04

  If there's anything to take away from this, it's that I think you're smarter than you actually are. I hold you at very high esteem.

• 55:57Speaker 03

  How about this? What does calapigian mean?

• 56:00Speaker 04

  Calapigian? Sounds like a race of aliens, but calapigian, I would guess has something to do with how tough your hands are or something?

• 56:10Speaker 03

  No, no. When you can only write in one style. No, you'll never guess. Your pigeon hold into one calligraphy.

• 56:17Speaker 04

  Is this some kind of filmmaking word?

• 56:19Speaker 03

  It's a, no, it's a word based on like, either like a Greek figure or Greek god or something like that. Calapigian means having a very well shaped buttocks.

• 56:27Speaker 04

  Oh, nice.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think it's cala-

• 56:30Speaker 04

  Calaphigian?

• 56:31Speaker 03

  I could cala all over that pigeon. And I learned that from a Warhammer book, believe it or not, because in this, it's about this, uh, it's about, uh, Caiphas Cain, this, uh-

• 56:45Speaker 03

  He's a, he's a, he's a hat. What the fuck? I can't remember. You've messed with my brain. I can't remember even what the very commissar. He's a commissar. God. Anyway, and he's like, he's like, as I was walking the stairs, enjoying the Calipidian view of, of one of the fellow soldiers there, meaning that they were walking up the stairs ahead of him and he was looking at his butt.

• 57:08Speaker 04

  Nice ass.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  Happened to get him to look up to see the, the thing about to shoot him in the rafters. I think, and so I remember that very distinctly. So Calipidian means having a shapely butt.

• 57:18Speaker 04

  That's a good word. I like that word.

• 57:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. Venus Calipij, Calipij, Calipij.

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• 58:27Speaker 04

  Well, you both earned lots of points anyway. One of you earned lots of more points than the other one, but you both earned a good number of points.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  I don't think either of them earned that many points, so I don't know. I think it might be me, but I don't know. It's gonna be like three to one, three to one final.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  Uh oh, I waited myself.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  I, I, I still feel like it's within the wheel spin.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  Uh Wade, you earned points for saying, for calling me out, ass licking, Adele, never mind. Your real, real laugh got out. You made a funny joke. Schlastix, too many hands on the man. You got Zarf, you got Overmaro, agreement. Oh, you got an agreement point. I noted that you looked sad, but that was not worth a point. You got a point for snood and you got a point for X go and give it to you. Uh, Mark, you earned points for, for stadium calling me out for speaking poorly. I don't think we sell that model. Thunderbolt rage, the after breath, prongs, peen,

• 59:33Speaker 04

  end zone, frenulum, petrakor, vagitus, aglet, tittle, and he's a hat. He's a hat, he's a hat, hat guy, commissar.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  Leaving Wade with a total, very respectable total of 11 points and Mark with a total of 13 points.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  Hell yeah. Still within a wheel though.

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  Especially if we get the old classic triple wheel spin situation.

• 1:00:05Speaker 03

  What was the one I got three of last time? I got three like half a points once, didn't I or someone did?

• 1:00:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think you got three half points.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  That wouldn't be enough today.

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  The wheel deems that we shall have.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  That's not great for me.

• 1:00:18Speaker 04

  Only one wheels, only one bonus point. There are a few things that could really give Wade something here, but Wade is down by two points.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  I just want someone else to get that tie. Now we're saving it for you. That's the real handshake.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  I feel like I'm, I am the only person that gets spun on for some reason.

• 1:00:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, Bob spun it the other day. It just worked out for him.

• 1:00:40Speaker 04

  All right. Used best word is what I'm adding, which I think is marks for this episode for caliphigian, calipigian, whatever.

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  Calipigian, calipigian.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  One important spin for all the beans.

• 1:00:56Speaker 04

  Whoa, wait, okay, no, we don't have any live points. Land on live points doubled, but we don't have any live points.

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  That's a, I forgot about this band, the, the.

• 1:01:07Speaker 04

  They're getting interesting. That one could have snuck up out of anywhere. Well, that's a re-spin for all the rest of the beans, except for that one bean.

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  A point goes to the person who lost the most points.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  None of us lost any points, did we?

• 1:01:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, no one lost any points today. I demand action. Happiest contributions.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  Calipidians a very happy contribution now, if I'm gonna say. I mean, it is, yeah, it's nice to shape butt, it's hard to argue that.

• 1:01:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, I thought you, you love 40K and yeah, a well-shaped butt. Wade seems on board. I think Mark gets it.

• 1:01:43Speaker 03

  I mean, it's hard to argue against it, like, fair is fair and saying, talking about butts, how can I say it's not a good contribution?

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm. All right, well, Mark gets the one point for the happiest contribution. And that means that with 14 points, Mark is today's episode winner. Uh, Mark, winner's speech.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  I did it. I did it. I did it. I, I feel like I'm waking up to a lovely petric orical morning. Uh, punt, frenulum.

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  Vagitis. Thank you, one and all. Uh, snood.

• 1:02:26Speaker 04

  Wade, uh, loser's speech.

• 1:02:29Speaker 03

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• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  Punt.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  Punt. Punt.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

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• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  Well, that means Mark is gonna host the next one. Great job, Mark. Thank you. And that's gonna be it for this episode.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  Punt's out for Harambe.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  If anyone else out there is, I guess, weird like me and thought these words were cool and knew some of them, let me know on the subreddit. But I guess the mostly what I did this episode is out myself as being a big nerd. Make sure you follow the podcast on Spotify or whatever platform you like, YouTube, wherever, and you'll get notifications when it comes out. And make sure you follow us on socials, MarkPlyer, IceCrim, LordMinion777, or Minion777.

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• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  Anyway, that's it. That's the end of the episode. Mark hosts the next one. Okay, bye. Podcast out. Podcast out.

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