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1:31 Speaker 05 Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode: Bull-zapping Bob has a Romeo offspring, enjoys glorious gaming, then brings back the Heebie-jeebies. Webb-like Wade has foot chafing, allows to bog and peas himself. Moleskin Mark gives Hades a handy, bloods a pet, and wastes Wade's grasp on grammar. From living apart, to living on Luna. Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha! It's time for Three-Sentence Horror Stories. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
2:21 Speaker 03 Hello and welcome back to another episode of Mark's favorite podcast. Eh? Can't confirm?
2:29 Speaker 04 It actually is. It is. Yeah, it is. It for sure is. Besides, of course, The Edge of Sleep, out now, season one.
2:38 Speaker 03 Go listen to it. Just like it has been for three years. It's out now.
2:43 Speaker 04 I'm not lying. It's true. It's out now.
2:48 Speaker 03 But anyway, Mark's second favorite podcast. We'll take it. I feel like we deserve the top spot, but what can I do about it? Um, anyway, I'm your host, Bob. I'm hosting because I won, which, winning that episode where we just sat on the couch and talked about whatever for like two hours is an accomplishment in a way, but also that was fun. I wish that we could just do that more. That was nice.
3:13 Speaker 04 Yeah. Well, we'd have to be in the same place all the time, which is impossible.
3:21 Speaker 03 Two of us are.
3:24 Speaker 02 It's almost always been true, too.
3:26 Speaker 03 That's not, that's very untrue, actually.
3:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:31 Speaker 03 I guess unless you're saying that we lived, Mark and I lived in the same state, but we lived pretty far away from each other in the same state.
3:37 Speaker 02 How big can one state be?
3:39 Speaker 03 Pretty big.
3:39 Speaker 04 Pretty big.
3:40 Speaker 02 Okay.
3:42 Speaker 03 Yeah, pretty big. Anyway, if you've never seen the show before, I'm the host because I won the last one. These two guys are going to compete. They get points for me, the host, and then whoever wins hosts the next one. It's a very strict competition. Uh, points are avoided, avoided, oh, points are awarded very carefully and thoughtfully and not all in a haphazard and bullshit manner. And we always follow all of the, all of the rules. We have a very carefully planned out constitution, which we never forget parts of, and we always enforce consistently and fairly. So it's a really structured, really strict show that we run here. So hopefully that's what you signed up for. Um, it's been a while since I hosted one, so maybe I'm misremembering, but I'm pretty sure that's accurate.
4:25 Speaker 03 Uh, I do have a episode prepared for today and I'm pretty excited about it. It might be a little revisit to an episode that we did about a year ago. It might be kind of fun.
4:35 Speaker 02 Two sentence horror stories. Woohoo.
4:38 Speaker 03 Uh, well, we'll get to it when we get to it, but we always start with small talk. And it's been like an actual, well, like a, like a week since.
4:48 Speaker 03 Couch episode, right? Oh, wait, that's not the last episode.
4:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:52 Speaker 03 Fuck. No, cut all that out. Why didn't you say anything?
4:55 Speaker 02 I did. I said, I won that one. I was waiting for you to finish.
4:59 Speaker 03 You said you won that one?
5:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:00 Speaker 03 Whatever. Fuck. It wasn't the couch. I liked the couch episode. The last one, whoever hosted that piece of shit barely counts.
5:08 Speaker 03 Who was? Who was it? Clearly I remember.
5:11 Speaker 02 Couch one?
5:11 Speaker 03 No, the one between this and the couch one.
5:14 Speaker 02 Oh, okay. All right. It was Wade. It was Wade. It was Wade. Oh, man. You remember my would you rather episode? It was really.
5:21 Speaker 03 Oh, it was. I thought it was Mark. Okay. Well, sorry, Wade.
5:25 Speaker 02 Oh, man, it's cool.
5:26 Speaker 03 Uh, how you doing, man? Uh, you wanna, how's your, you got small talk? Yeah. You wanna go first?
5:31 Speaker 02 Me? Oh, me? Little old me?
5:33 Speaker 03 Yeah.
5:34 Speaker 02 I'm doing okay. I'm pretty good. Uh, we finally don't have people in our house and I don't know what to do about it. It's like, can I sit in some peace and fucking quiet for a second? I don't know.
5:47 Speaker 03 I can come over if you want. Bring James.
5:48 Speaker 02 I mean, yeah, sure. I like James and James really likes Molly, so that's fine.
5:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, he loves Molly and whoever Molly's husband is.
5:56 Speaker 02 That's pretty much the other, he, he, dude, listen, he's gonna be a, he's gonna be a problem. He is a ladies man and he can, I wouldn't say he could barely walk because he's like running now. Yeah, that's true. He did full out loops around me.
6:10 Speaker 03 Yeah. No, he's got blue eyes, blonde hair. He's a big flirt. He's always flirting with girls that are older than him at the playground. His instinct, if he sees any, it's Eddie kids, but he gravitates towards the girls, but especially if they're like five to 10 years older than him. He immediately just walks up and it's like, hi, I'm James.
6:31 Speaker 03 Do you want, you wanna hold hands?
6:35 Speaker 02 He's gonna be like eight years old trying to go to prom.
6:38 Speaker 03 Well, I think he had the day of his life. One time we're at a park. It was mostly a little kid's park, but there was a group of like, high school girls that were like just hanging out off to the side, just sitting, talking in a circle. And he was doing swings and whatever, and he saw them and ran right over and sat down in the circle and didn't even introduce himself, just sat down. And they were all kind of like.
7:00 Speaker 03 And just kept going and like included him because he was just a cute little kid. And he just sat there and was like, it's working.
7:10 Speaker 03 My dreams are coming true.
7:12 Speaker 02 And that's pretty much it for me.
7:13 Speaker 04 I, me, I have a game that I'm actually playing. And I'm super excited about it. So my brother famously can't get me gifts because I usually buy the cool things for myself right away. But one thing I have not gotten is a Switch two. Cause you know, I'm not gonna go on eBay and get that, even though I, I go on eBay for deals, not for me being steals.
7:35 Speaker 02 They're accessible now. I don't think you have to. You can just get them.
7:37 Speaker 04 Are they? Well, I have one already.
7:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, you could, you could just go get one.
7:41 Speaker 04 Well, don't diminish my brother's gift to me.
7:43 Speaker 03 Your brother did a great job.
7:45 Speaker 04 Thank you, Bob.
7:46 Speaker 02 Maybe he got it before they were easily accessible.
7:49 Speaker 04 He did actually, because he did, he pulled a weight. He bought it like six months ago and then it was sitting in his closet ever since. So, but it's only because he wasn't playing it because he didn't have a game to play. But then when he heard I didn't have one and wanted one, he handed it to me. And the first thing I got was Hades two.
8:06 Speaker 02 Okay.
8:07 Speaker 04 I didn't even realize had come out.
8:09 Speaker 02 Your great things.
8:09 Speaker 04 Oh my God, what a fun fucking game. What a fun fucking game, am I right? What a fun game.
8:17 Speaker 03 Fun. That's not what I thought that was about. Okay.
8:20 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, a lot of, a lot of that. Yeah. You know, Hooni pop, but basically that, but with the Greek gods. Yeah.
8:26 Speaker 03 Sure, sure.
8:27 Speaker 02 Aphrodite.
8:29 Speaker 04 Oh wait, uh, killing. Sorry. Did I say fucking?
8:32 Speaker 03 Same difference.
8:34 Speaker 04 One gives life, one takes it away. Ooh, nice.
8:42 Speaker 04 It's so, I loved Hades one. I played the crap out of it. I love Hades two. I love all the characters. It's just so well polished. It's the gameplay is so tight. The story is so interwoven into it. And um, it's just so fun. It's so fun. It's like the same recipe that they had before. It's very little has changed from one to another. I'd have to do apple sale, apples comparison to know exactly what changes. But it feels really, really, really good. Oh, it's super fun.
9:10 Speaker 02 It's a rogue like game, right?
9:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, rogue like rogue rogue light, whatever the terminology is.
9:16 Speaker 03 I don't know if any rogue game is technically rogue like anymore because there's so many like spin off subtypes. And I have no idea.
9:25 Speaker 04 I think this one would have to be called Rogue Light because Rogue like would be like the original Rogue, which you really didn't have upgrades coming out of there.
9:34 Speaker 02 Oh, okay. So this is the one where you get some upgrades every time?
9:37 Speaker 03 It's like you actually Rogue like is you literally start from scratch every single time, right?
9:42 Speaker 04 Yeah. Whereas this one is is starting over is part of the story and it is part of the progression. And it's actually the iterativeness is part of it. And they've so integrated that into the gameplay and the rest of it that it's just super fun. Oh, man, I'm only a few hours into it, but oh, it's so good. It's so goddamn good. What a great game.
10:04 Speaker 03 I love that feeling. It's been a good stretch of games for me lately. I have not actually played Hades 2. I did like the first one, but I've also had a few games come out that are like not AAA titles, but still pretty big games, Dead Zone Rogue, Jump Space, Abyssus. These are all specific games where they're like first person.
10:24 Speaker 02 I'm playing Jump Space in a couple of days. I've not played it yet.
10:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's so fun. Oh, my God. But I get that feeling where you just play it and you're like, oh, this is exactly what I hoped it would be. God, yes. It's been a good stretch of that. And I know they're like a sponsor or whatever. This is this is not sponsored. I'm just excited. Battlefield is coming. I'm excited for that based on the experience in the beta. Oh.
10:46 Speaker 02 We've not kind of played with Mark, but Bob and I played a bunch of it.
10:49 Speaker 03 But a serious stretch of fun stuff.
10:51 Speaker 02 And we laughed our asses off with some of the shenanigans we did. Combat Medic, no notes.
10:59 Speaker 03 No, it's gonna be beautiful. But yeah, I'm excited to play Hades 2 also because I do. I like, I like the first one. I like games like that. I just, I didn't realize it was on Switch 2. I might do that.
11:09 Speaker 02 I've heard Mega Bonk is good, too.
11:11 Speaker 04 Mega Bonk?
11:12 Speaker 02 That's what's called Mega Bonk.
11:14 Speaker 04 Mega Bonk? Uh, haven't heard of it.
11:17 Speaker 02 I've had a lot of, some people tell me that Mega Bonk's a lot of fun, too. I don't know much about it. It's just another game I've heard people talking about recently.
11:23 Speaker 04 Oh, it's got an interesting style. I'm, I'm interested in just for it for the aesthetics right now. It looks like RuneScape. But more 3D, way more enemies.
11:33 Speaker 02 I think it plays like vampire survivor type thing.
11:36 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like those old arcade, uh, top-down kind of adventure crawlers. I just see a ske- a skeleton wearing sunglasses doing a kickflip. So that's pretty much all I need to hear about.
11:49 Speaker 02 I see that guy who looks kind of like Wolverine just flexing while rockets come out of his head.
11:54 Speaker 04 Yep, yep, yep.
11:56 Speaker 02 Apparently a lot of good games right now.
11:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's been quite, quite the stretch. Yeah, it's good time for games, which is, um, I imagine this might be the last era of good games before the AI takes over and makes us all play uh, terrible AI games for the rest of forever.
12:09 Speaker 02 I just hope Blueprints gets a sequel before then, or a DLC.
12:13 Speaker 04 The boring, stupid game that nobody likes.
12:16 Speaker 02 Look, man, some of us played the game and some of us went to, uh, MS Paint and zoomed in for three hours.
12:24 Speaker 04 Look, hey, I solved it, didn't I? I solved the puzzle. I did eventually.
12:29 Speaker 02 You could have solved it in three minutes by like looking around.
12:32 Speaker 04 No, no, looking around, more like cheating. I don't do that.
12:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, that was, watching me play games is painful. Watching that was, it was something else.
12:43 Speaker 04 So fun, right? The opposite of painful. Watching that was the best experience of my life.
12:49 Speaker 02 Oh, you just had to find a magnifying glass, dude. That's it.
12:52 Speaker 04 I remember the first time I fell in love, paled in comparison to my video of Blueprints.
12:57 Speaker 02 One magnifying glass would have saved you all that pain.
13:01 Speaker 04 Who has a magnifying? Do you have a magnifying glass? No, he does not.
13:05 Speaker 02 In at least 30% of my runs, probably.
13:08 Speaker 04 Oh, is that a thing in the game?
13:10 Speaker 03 I haven't actually played that game, so I think it's fair for me not to know that. Didn't you play it? Shouldn't you know that, Mark?
13:16 Speaker 04 Why would I know that? I didn't get everything. I got barely, I got to the first puzzle and then I had to open MS Paint. You heard this guy.
13:22 Speaker 02 Dude, he went to like four rooms, saw a puzzle and he's like, what if I take this to Photoshop?
13:29 Speaker 04 I did, I did my due diligence.
13:32 Speaker 03 That's fair.
13:32 Speaker 04 Just because my diligence is more due than yours, doesn't mean that I'm any.
13:36 Speaker 02 You had more dedication to solving that puzzle the hardest way possible than anyone I've ever met.
13:42 Speaker 04 Looking closely at it and tracing the letters. I think there were harder ways and I was about to find them, but then I solved it. Well, I didn't solve it, but.
13:50 Speaker 03 Yeah, but he pulled the claim that that's the hardest way you could possibly solve that puzzle. He didn't even get barely started in that video.
13:57 Speaker 02 Man, it might've been easier to brute force the letters and just guess the password. I don't know. That was.
14:02 Speaker 04 There was a punishment for brute force. Wasn't there a punishment for not getting it right? There was a punishment. You couldn't do unlimited, right?
14:10 Speaker 04 I had a self-imposed punishment for doing it.
14:14 Speaker 04 My, my testicular torture device was set to maximum every time I got it wrong. You guys don't have that?
14:21 Speaker 02 No, man.
14:22 Speaker 03 I keep mine on low.
14:24 Speaker 04 Oh man, what a wuss. This guy, low.
14:28 Speaker 03 I'm not a real gamer. I keep my ball zapper on low. Any other small talk? Anything else going on? Those were really, those were good ones. Even yours, Wade.
14:36 Speaker 02 Thanks. I just stole James stories and made it my small talk.
14:40 Speaker 04 Oh, that counts.
14:41 Speaker 03 All out.
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16:18 Speaker 03 I'm excited for this today, because we are going to be revisiting a video or an idea that I hosted about a year ago. And Wade, you had a guess as to what it might be, and you were close.
16:32 Speaker 02 Uh, okay.
16:33 Speaker 03 But I'm gonna give you the segue point. Woo! And by "you were close," I mean you were pretty much right, because we're doing three-sentence horror stories! Yeah! Three? Yeah, look, I know two was a lot to ask, and I know some of us had a hard time with some of that. Ooh! So I was like, "Well, how can I, how can we do this again? Because it is the scary season, it's that month when it's, everything can be scary. What if I give you extra sentence to work with?" So I'm still gonna give you one sentence, and then you get two whole sentences to make it a scary story. Oh, don't look like that, this is for, this is for you!
17:13 Speaker 02 No, this is me excited, no, this is my excited face. I'm, I'm excited.
17:18 Speaker 03 You look excited.
17:19 Speaker 02 He's only excited because he's playing Hades 2 right now.
17:21 Speaker 03 Yeah.
17:22 Speaker 02 No.
17:23 Speaker 03 Mark staring down at the Switch 2 like, "God, need more Hades." Oh no, I've got VFX questions. Oh, that's just as fun. Oh, it's so thrilling, guys.
17:34 Speaker 02 Don't worry. It's it's really good. We're we need more Houdini licenses. I hope you know.
17:40 Speaker 03 Sounds fun. Sounds like a great pastime.
17:42 Speaker 02 It is. Oh, man, it is.
17:44 Speaker 03 All right. Well, since I was gonna flip a coin, but since Mark is busy, uh, Wade, you get to go first.
17:50 Speaker 02 Yay.
17:52 Speaker 03 All right. Three sentence horror stories. I'm gonna give you the first sentence and you're gonna give me two follow up sentences to turn it into a horror story.
18:00 Speaker 02 I somehow feel like I'm going to be worse at this one than I was last time.
18:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, well, the expectation is that you're gonna crush it, so.
18:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, but I feel like the one sentence, I had the two sentences down. Adding an extra layer is like, okay, need a filler sentence.
18:15 Speaker 03 All right, Wade. Start us off strong. I believe in you. As we entered the laboratory, I knew immediately that something was different.
18:24 Speaker 02 The smell in the air was off. The feeling of the ground under my feet was off. Something was seriously wrong.
18:31 Speaker 04 Wasn't that too?
18:33 Speaker 02 These are commas. These are commas. These are commas.
18:35 Speaker 03 They're semicolons at best. Calm down here.
18:39 Speaker 02 They're commas.
18:40 Speaker 04 Unless he's doing unless he's doing the full Oxford comma and he goes comma and.
18:44 Speaker 02 The smell in the air was off, comma, the feel of the ground under my feet was off, comma.
18:50 Speaker 03 Such as separate phrases. I would argue that those need to be separate sentences, sir, but okay.
18:54 Speaker 02 No, no, no, definitely comma and then and.
18:56 Speaker 04 It would be the feeling under my toes, feet.
19:02 Speaker 04 Pro lines.
19:03 Speaker 02 No, commas with an and with an and. It's now I'm off my game. What was my punchline? Guys, third sentence.
19:10 Speaker 03 Start again. You can do it.
19:12 Speaker 02 Read read me it. Read me it.
19:14 Speaker 03 As we entered the laboratory, I knew immediately that something was different.
19:19 Speaker 02 Smell in the air, comma, the feeling of the ground under my feet, comma, and what I saw before me, it was all wrong. And that's when they appeared.
19:29 Speaker 03 Oh, he's out of sentences. We don't get to know, I guess.
19:31 Speaker 02 I'm not out of sentences, yeah. Wait, I mean, comma, two sentences in a row? I'm not a psychopath.
19:38 Speaker 03 That's that must be what's scary. It's they. They're scary.
19:41 Speaker 04 That would have been the moment for a semicolon, and that's when they appeared, semicolon, the Bulbanites.
19:51 Speaker 04 I don't know what Bulba Nights are, but I don't like the look of it.
19:55 Speaker 02 No, trust me, it really adds a lot whenever you give it another nonsense word.
19:59 Speaker 04 I gotta save my, I gotta save my goodness for my turn, guys. Hold on. Don't give him my points.
20:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, I can't wait for yours, man.
20:06 Speaker 03 All right, do you need a second or are you?
20:08 Speaker 04 I'm good, hold on.
20:10 Speaker 02 I'm good, hold on.
20:13 Speaker 04 Go ahead, I'm ready.
20:14 Speaker 02 I'm good, comma, hold on, comma.
20:17 Speaker 04 I can have two conversations at the same time. I do it all the time.
20:22 Speaker 03 All right, Mark. Maybe what you need is a good distraction because that'll free your mind for this to just be flow of consciousness. It's gonna be great. As we entered the laboratory, I knew immediately that something was different.
20:35 Speaker 04 Oh my God, do I get the same one that he does?
20:37 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's a face to face.
20:39 Speaker 04 Is that, is that how that's worked last time? I don't remember.
20:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, no, I, I picked whose I liked more on each one, I believe. Maybe that's not what I did. That's what I'm doing now.
20:47 Speaker 02 Okay, all right. I, I'm, I'm so ready. Give it to me.
20:51 Speaker 03 Yeah, you're, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. As we entered the laboratory, I knew immediately that something was different.
21:00 Speaker 04 There was blood on the ceiling, comma, the floor, comma, the walls, comma, the desks, comma, and even my favorite Chia Pet.
21:14 Speaker 04 Oh no, it was loose.
21:17 Speaker 02 Oh.
21:18 Speaker 03 Oh.
21:20 Speaker 02 Man, you know, I was gonna protest that mine was better, but then he put blood on the Chia Pet and I don't know if I can top that.
21:27 Speaker 04 My favorite Chia Pet.
21:28 Speaker 03 Not his favorite. The Abraham Lincoln Chia Pet.
21:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're right. If you don't feed him and clean up his poop, he'll die. But those were Tom and God. That was, nevermind, that was a different thing. Chia Pets like the plant.
21:40 Speaker 04 The Abraham Lincoln one will die as well and it will be very tragic. You'll know when the play starts.
21:46 Speaker 02 Chia Pet's the one where the grass grows out and gives it hair, right?
21:49 Speaker 04 Yeah, the grass, not the Chia.
21:51 Speaker 03 Yes.
21:52 Speaker 02 I didn't know Chia was the type of grass. I just thought it was the brand.
21:55 Speaker 03 Chia is a thing you can eat. Chia seeds are commonly put into like overnight oats and things of that nature. You can eat them.
22:01 Speaker 02 Listen, as a child, it was grass and you grew grass out of pigs and people.
22:05 Speaker 04 Literally named the thing that grows up.
22:07 Speaker 02 Well, I didn't know that.
22:09 Speaker 03 Wade didn't have Chia Pet money. Wade grew up with grass pets.
22:12 Speaker 02 I had the little keychain of the frog that poops and you have to feed it for it to grow.
22:16 Speaker 04 I think that was more expensive.
22:19 Speaker 02 Well, that's what I had, man. We were rich poor.
22:22 Speaker 03 Wade didn't have to settle for plants.
22:24 Speaker 02 We were on the richer end of poor, so I got that.
22:27 Speaker 04 I never had a chip at, so I guess I can't really say, but.
22:29 Speaker 03 All right. Mark, are you ready?
22:32 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah. Uh huh.
22:34 Speaker 03 I had never been to Ikea before, but this is not what I expected.
22:39 Speaker 04 Oh. Oh, uh oh. These are in Swedish.
22:51 Speaker 03 Is that a comma or a period between?
22:53 Speaker 04 That was a, uh, uh oh, exclamation. These are in Swedish.
23:04 Speaker 03 All right, Wade, if you want to just concede this.
23:07 Speaker 02 I'm crushing it this time. I'm crushing it. How could I follow that up?
23:12 Speaker 03 If you want to just concede this point, I'll allow that, but it is your turn to try and compete. I knew two, I knew an extra sentence was all Mark needed to really get there.
23:22 Speaker 02 No, I feel like I have to try. It makes him look even better.
23:25 Speaker 03 All right. Wade, here you go. I had never been to Ikea before, but this was not what I expected.
23:32 Speaker 02 The long hallways were mazes, mazes I couldn't find the end of, and the people were definitely dead.
23:40 Speaker 04 Always were mazes, comma?
23:44 Speaker 02 This is not like my sentence structure.
23:46 Speaker 03 I just don't think that these, that's, I think that that's two sentences. I'm sorry, man. If, if you use commas in that way, I will allow it.
23:55 Speaker 02 I do.
23:56 Speaker 03 I'm not going to comment on whether I think that's correct or not grammatically, because it's pretty subjective, what is or is not correct. But I would, that's how I would write it, but I will allow it. Doesn't really matter, because I think Mark takes that one.
24:10 Speaker 02 No, no, that's fair.
24:11 Speaker 03 Pretty much open and shut case.
24:13 Speaker 02 How can I beat this sentence? Uh oh.
24:16 Speaker 04 It's really hard. In a horror movie, you hear, uh oh, that's bad news, guys.
24:20 Speaker 02 And then Swedish, I mean, man, hearing Ethan go the burg again, truly terrifying.
24:25 Speaker 03 Is Swedish.
24:27 Speaker 02 That was not Sweden, man. We had good food.
24:31 Speaker 03 Yeah, they did.
24:31 Speaker 02 I do actually remember eating there.
24:32 Speaker 03 Never eaten so many meatballs. All right, Wade, are you ready?
24:35 Speaker 02 All right, go ahead.
24:36 Speaker 03 My little dog Biscuit had always been so affectionate.
24:40 Speaker 02 But something was different today. This was no longer my dog.
24:45 Speaker 03 I could see that getting kind of scary, kind of horror-y.
24:49 Speaker 02 I'm just shooting for average, you know, just going for average. You guys have me afraid of commas now, so we're just going in with a short, sweet.
24:58 Speaker 04 This is the psychological warfare I've put out on my opponent. It's working. It's working. I've got this.
25:02 Speaker 02 It's working. It's working. I'm warfared.
25:05 Speaker 03 This is Mark's episode. All right, Mark, I'll read you in.
25:08 Speaker 04 I'm ready.
25:09 Speaker 03 My little dog, Biscuit, had always been so affectionate until our cat, Gravy, came along.
25:16 Speaker 04 Now, uh, they're too busy loving each other instead of me.
25:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, Biscuit's a gravy, you know, Biscuit.
25:29 Speaker 02 It's a great pod. Yeah, I love it.
25:31 Speaker 03 I threw the name in there to, to sort of amp on. I can, I could see that. Yeah, no, that's good.
25:36 Speaker 04 Sorry, I didn't mean to make everyone cry.
25:38 Speaker 02 I was gonna say, man, it was so scary. It brought tears to my eyes.
25:42 Speaker 04 I'm sorry, I should have run to the cry toilet instead of the boopin' toilet.
25:46 Speaker 03 Yeah, no.
25:47 Speaker 02 The thought of your pets liking each other is terrifying.
25:50 Speaker 03 What's that warning you always throw out there, Mark? You're, you're gonna shit.
25:54 Speaker 04 You're gonna shit.
25:55 Speaker 03 You should, you should have warned us.
25:57 Speaker 04 You gotta listen to this episode in the bathroom. Have you guys ever shat yourself in fear?
26:02 Speaker 02 No.
26:03 Speaker 03 In fear? No. Does it count if I was afraid I was gonna shit myself and then I shit myself?
26:08 Speaker 04 No, no, that's not it.
26:09 Speaker 03 Cause that might happen.
26:10 Speaker 04 No, cause it's like in media, you see characters piss themselves all the time in fear, shit themselves all the time. Where you hear about that. I've never come close to peeing my pants in fear or pooping my pants in fear. And I've played a lot of horror games. Maybe that's just because I haven't been in a real situation where my life has been threatened, but I just feel, is that exaggeration?
26:30 Speaker 02 I've had friends piss themselves from laughing, but never fear.
26:34 Speaker 03 Because of how my brain works, I have actually thought about this exact question a lot, Mark, and I've arrived at the conclusion that it must be that, I don't know. I don't know if people just live at a higher, like, level. When my tanks get any amount full, like a perceivable amount full, pee or poo, I'm just like, I'll hit the bathroom. And I keep, I keep it on E. I'm that person when I play a survival game, I keep my food and water up. And I keep my sleep up and I keep everything else empty. And I'm like obsessive about it. People must live like, they're like, ah, I should probably hit the bathroom soup. Oh, I kinda gotta pee. And then like suddenly you're in the middle of a horror scenario or something and it like, you get so scared of you. Just happens.
27:16 Speaker 02 I was recently. We hung out in person. We recorded that podcast episode and then we went to grab food. So as we were leaving the house, I was like, I should probably hit the bathroom before we go, but everyone's ready to go. I'll just go when we get to the restaurant. Completely forgot to go. We went to the restaurant. I got halfway home from there and it hit and it was like, oh, gas station, ah, just 15 more minutes. I can make it 15 more minutes. Dude, I, it was, it was close.
27:41 Speaker 04 He ruined his new car. Thankfully it had already been waterlogged, so any additional liquid damage didn't do anything.
27:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, thank God. It was just the rental.
27:50 Speaker 03 Yeah, everybody home. I saw Wade's car. It's sad. He keeps going to the rental place and renting the exact same one. It's like, please, my friends have to believe me. Can I have that one back? Please. What do you mean it's in Florida?
28:01 Speaker 04 You must stop pissing in it, sir. You must, please.
28:05 Speaker 02 I thought it was pissed to own.
28:07 Speaker 03 Once I rent it, it's mine. I'll do what I want.
28:09 Speaker 02 It's pissed.
28:10 Speaker 03 Aren't you guys supposed to clean it?
28:11 Speaker 04 Pissed to own. I thought that was funny.
28:13 Speaker 02 Thanks. Scrub it. Scrub it. Clean it.
28:17 Speaker 03 Oh, I thought you meant to the editor. Scrub that joke out.
28:20 Speaker 02 Scrub it.
28:20 Speaker 03 It was like, I thought that was funny. Thanks. Editors, kill it. Mark laughs. I don't want it in there.
28:29 Speaker 02 That would have been funnier.
28:31 Speaker 03 We gotta keep this beef fresh. All right, Mark, you ready?
28:36 Speaker 04 Oh, God. Oh, yeah, yeah.
28:37 Speaker 03 No, this one's a good setup. I think you're gonna kill this one. Drake, you came all the way from Pennsylvania? You don't, you don't remember who, who this is?
28:47 Speaker 04 I remember this, but how am I gonna play off of Wade's bit there? And when he's right, standing right there.
28:54 Speaker 03 Show him up.
28:54 Speaker 02 Can I, can I help him? Uh, here's what you do, Mark. You give two sentences.
29:01 Speaker 03 Okay, all right. Yeah, okay.
29:04 Speaker 04 Ah, yeah, okay. Give me the name again.
29:06 Speaker 03 Drake, you came all the way from Pennsylvania?
29:10 Speaker 04 Yes, I did. Dot, dot, dot. To kill you. Said the Pennsylvania stabber.
29:20 Speaker 04 You didn't know there were parentheticals there.
29:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, no, you can use your two sentences and however you choose.
29:29 Speaker 04 It's like that, um, the TikTok, uh, uh, channel. What do you call it? Page thing account? That does the, the horror stories. Sure hope somebody doesn't stab me in my sleep. The butt stapper laughed under my bed.
29:43 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, I did a pissboard. Man, this is why I shouldn't do this shit.
29:48 Speaker 03 Don't mess with my gang or you'll have to meet Jerry. I actually really like those as a subgenre of, they're pretty funny. Wade, try and beat that.
29:59 Speaker 04 Yeah, idiot. Sorry. I'm sorry I called you an idiot.
30:02 Speaker 02 All right, lead me in.
30:03 Speaker 03 Drake, you came all the way from Pennsylvania?
30:07 Speaker 02 I came all this way just to see you, but the name is Drake.
30:12 Speaker 03 Oh, if you don't know that one, then you're not a real listener.
30:17 Speaker 02 Go to the subreddit, ask, and someone will point you in the right direction. Cause I don't know what the right direction is.
30:24 Speaker 03 That's true. It's not like I could tell you what episode that's actually from, so it's fine. Wade, this, this next one, the sentence is slightly different for each of you because you're gonna say each other's names. Okay?
30:34 Speaker 02 Okay, got it.
30:35 Speaker 03 Well, I'm gonna say, but it said it. So Wade, you go first. Yours is, I looked at the ice pick in my hand, then back up at Mark.
30:44 Speaker 02 There was already blood all over it. Why was Mark smiling?
30:49 Speaker 03 Cause you can torture him as much as he wants.
30:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, I was thoroughly enjoying it.
30:54 Speaker 02 No, I was implying he'd already used it on me.
30:56 Speaker 04 Oh, okay. All right. I got an even better one. Hit me.
30:59 Speaker 03 All right, I'll read you in. I looked at the ice pick in my hand, then back up at Wade.
31:05 Speaker 04 Man, I only got one sentence, though.
31:08 Speaker 03 Maybe there's bonus. If you could do it in one sentence, maybe that's bonus.
31:12 Speaker 04 No, I can do it in one. How was he still standing after all those ice pick impacts on his skull?
31:27 Speaker 03 No, you know what? I like that. It's like, uh, you're like an anime character. Like, you know, it's always, it's always very precisely explained.
31:34 Speaker 04 Yes, exactly. You gotta fill a time slot.
31:36 Speaker 03 You don't wanna leave the details. You wanna make sure you work all those words in there.
31:39 Speaker 04 Oh, man. Making myself cry. I'm so funny.
31:42 Speaker 02 No, you really brought it home there at the end.
31:44 Speaker 04 I mean, scary. Scary. I'm so scary.
31:46 Speaker 03 I knew this was the one for you, Mark. Speaking of the one for you, here you go, buddy. I had always enjoyed how calm riding a train made me feel. Unfortunately, today, dot, dot, dot, I picked the scary train.
32:08 Speaker 03 Oh, man.
32:10 Speaker 04 Yep. Now, it's easy. Platforms are right next to each other. You, you really don't wanna get the one that, all black, coal, spilling.
32:17 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's just, it's such a simple mistake, but it really, it's important.
32:21 Speaker 02 Oh, man. My options were wary train, scary train, and hairy train. Damn it.
32:26 Speaker 04 Actually, the hairy train would be very, very scary.
32:28 Speaker 03 Well, good luck, Wade.
32:30 Speaker 02 Thanks.
32:31 Speaker 03 You wanna read again?
32:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:32 Speaker 03 I had always enjoyed how calm riding a train made me feel.
32:36 Speaker 02 On this particular day, the ride had been anything but calm, and the track had ended miles ago.
32:42 Speaker 03 Well, that was a period that time? Okay. I was just, I was just thinking like, comma?
32:46 Speaker 02 Oh, that and was a period? Oh, you'll know when it's a comma.
32:50 Speaker 03 All right, Wade. That's me. It was my turn, and I hesitantly reached down and spun the bottle one more time.
32:59 Speaker 02 It spun, comma, and spun, comma, and spun. Period. By the time it ended, I looked up, comma, and what I saw, no human eye should ever have to see.
33:12 Speaker 03 There's no comma in that second sentence. It's just one sentence.
33:15 Speaker 04 I don't even think the first one needed commas, but.
33:17 Speaker 02 I didn't say comma.
33:18 Speaker 03 You did say comma.
33:20 Speaker 02 I said comma, the first sentence, comma, comma, comma.
33:22 Speaker 03 You said a comma in the second sentence! You said, "By the time I looked up, comma, my eyes saw, comma, what human, comma, eyes, comma, should never see."
33:31 Speaker 02 Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, comma.
33:34 Speaker 03 Basically, look, I'm gonna overlook the punctuation, but Wade, I am gonna request that if you, you specify if it's a comma or a period for the remainder of the episode, so that we can avoid these sorts of disputes.
33:45 Speaker 02 Fine! Exclamation point.
33:47 Speaker 03 Alright Mark, it was my turn, so I hesitantly reached down and spun the bottle one more time.
33:54 Speaker 04 After kissing grandma, I thought it couldn't get any worse. But this family reunion was about to take a real dark turn. Ah, that was some butt. Period butt. Put a dot, dot, dot anywhere in there.
34:09 Speaker 02 After kissing ellipses, grandma.
34:13 Speaker 04 Ellipses. I thought it couldn't get anywhere.
34:16 Speaker 03 Man, this is an absolute slobberknocker. You guys are killing it.
34:20 Speaker 04 I'm having a great time. You guys always shit on your own episodes.
34:25 Speaker 03 You seem like you're having more fun this time than last time. Last time there was a lot of...
34:31 Speaker 03 This time you're in it. And this next one is for you, Mark.
34:35 Speaker 04 Okay, alright.
34:36 Speaker 03 I put this in for for you, and you get to go first on this one.
34:40 Speaker 04 Yeah. Also, side note, a slobberknocker refers to a hard fought match or aggressive encounter.
34:46 Speaker 02 When did that come up, question mark?
34:48 Speaker 03 Cause I said this is a real slobberknocker. It's a word I said out loud in the previous thing I said.
34:54 Speaker 02 Oh comma right, period.
34:55 Speaker 04 Do you think I just define random words? Uh, I guess I do.
34:59 Speaker 02 I have no idea.
35:01 Speaker 03 Interesting fact, the grundle is defined as the space between the back of your balls and your butthole.
35:06 Speaker 02 I thought that was the taint.
35:08 Speaker 03 It's also called the grundle.
35:10 Speaker 04 Oh.
35:11 Speaker 03 Mark, this one's for you. Are you ready?
35:13 Speaker 04 Yes.
35:14 Speaker 03 I didn't realize until I was all the way home that I accidentally bought the scary tape.
35:22 Speaker 04 Man, done. What do I need to add?
35:26 Speaker 03 That's the whole story.
35:28 Speaker 04 Alright, okay. Wait, no, give it to me again.
35:30 Speaker 03 I didn't realize until I was all the way home that I accidentally bought the scary tape.
35:36 Speaker 04 Uh oh.
35:40 Speaker 04 Oopsie poops.
35:47 Speaker 03 Is that, is that a comma or?
35:49 Speaker 02 Uh oh. Oopsie poopsie lipsies. That's, that's what I got.
35:57 Speaker 02 Man, how can I follow this up?
35:59 Speaker 03 Are you ready Wade?
36:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, man. I'm just, I'll just take the L here, but then.
36:03 Speaker 03 I didn't realize until I was all the way home that I accidentally bought the scary tape.
36:10 Speaker 02 I wrapped it around my broken cane, but then I realized it was wrapping around me. Period. For the second time.
36:21 Speaker 02 The first period was implied.
36:23 Speaker 03 Man, I knew I put that one in there for Mark. I just.
36:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, I can't, how do I beat oopsie poopsie?
36:28 Speaker 03 Don't forget the uh oh, the uh oh in there.
36:30 Speaker 02 Oh, I didn't forget the uh oh.
36:31 Speaker 03 It's the setup and the oopsie poopsie really hit it out of the park. Wade?
36:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, man.
36:37 Speaker 03 I forgot these could increasingly unhinged the further doubt I wrote them. So these are starting to get. Okay, Wade, here you go.
36:45 Speaker 02 I'm ready for the slobber knocker.
36:46 Speaker 03 I stared at my phone screen as Mecca Hitler reassured me that I had always been his favorite.
36:54 Speaker 02 Sorry, I need a moment for that one. I wasn't ready.
36:56 Speaker 03 Process, yeah.
36:57 Speaker 02 Surprise Mecca Hitler, just, you know, now that I had on my bingo card for, for this. Okay, sorry. Can you leave me in one more time?
37:04 Speaker 03 I stared at my phone screen as Mecca Hitler reassured me that I had always been his favorite.
37:09 Speaker 02 I touched the screen, comma, Spider-Man holding, or no Wolverine, holding the picture frame style. And then I turned around to see him standing there.
37:21 Speaker 03 Hmm.
37:28 Speaker 02 We could just say I lose. Okay, man.
37:34 Speaker 03 It's okay. You never know. Mark, Mark might lose his touch. Never know. It might fall off.
37:38 Speaker 02 I feel like I've lost my, I can't do three sentences for some reason. This is, this is so much harder than two.
37:45 Speaker 03 Mark, are you ready?
37:46 Speaker 04 I don't think so because you know, I don't think I'm gonna do any better.
37:50 Speaker 02 Lead him in.
37:51 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, well, just you wait. It's just because I'm, I'm in pain and all the genius that's being channeled through my neurons right now.
37:58 Speaker 02 Oh man.
37:58 Speaker 03 It's so hard to bear the intensity of these amazing thoughts. I am merely a conduit to the genius of my subconscious.
38:09 Speaker 04 I said to Mecha Hitler.
38:25 Speaker 03 Ah shit. Alright, how about we do one more? And Mark gets to go first. And this one's for you again, buddy. You ready, Mark?
38:34 Speaker 04 No.
38:35 Speaker 03 Okay, good. I shot awake at 4am moon time to the sound of children laughing.
38:41 Speaker 04 What's moon time?
38:43 Speaker 03 It's implying that this person lives on the moon.
38:45 Speaker 04 Oh, I would not have gotten that. Wait, okay.
38:50 Speaker 03 Alright, alright, let me edit it.
38:52 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:53 Speaker 03 I shot awake in my moon house at 4am moon time to the sound of children laughing on the moon.
39:02 Speaker 04 I checked my moon clock to confirm my horrors. Oh no, I said, comma, I'm on the moon.
39:20 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:21 Speaker 04 See, Wade, if you want to win this, you gotta put a lot of oh no's, a lot of uh oh's, a lot of oopsies.
39:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm starting to see the strategies.
39:31 Speaker 03 You gotta have more exclamations, man.
39:33 Speaker 02 I'm not gonna follow that at all, though. I'm not gonna follow that at all.
39:36 Speaker 03 Alright, Wade, are you ready?
39:38 Speaker 02 Lead me in.
39:38 Speaker 03 I shot awake in my moon house at 4am moon time to the sound of children laughing on the moon.
39:46 Speaker 02 Their laughing turned to screaming and crying, period. There's not supposed to be anyone else on the moon. Uh oh.
39:56 Speaker 03 Oh, he did it. Oh, damn it, damn it, why did I give him my strategy?
40:04 Speaker 03 He worked it in.
40:05 Speaker 02 Oh me, oh my.
40:07 Speaker 03 Well, happy Halloween, everybody. I hope you don't have too much shit in your pants after all of those horror stories that we just regaled you with. I hope you heeded Mars' warning and watched this one on the pooper, cuz there's basically no chance you held it all inside.
40:22 Speaker 02 No oopsie poopsies out there for you.
40:25 Speaker 03 Just the purest form of terror we could muster.
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41:30 Speaker 03 Uh, Mark, you got points for Edge of Sleep, Moleskin, Thanking Bob, Good Games, The Bulbinights, It Was Loose, Nazer in Swedish, Ice Pick Impacts, Kissing Grandma Ellipses, Oopsie Poopsie, and I Said to Mecha Hitler.
41:54 Speaker 02 I must have gotten zero points. You know what? I concede.
41:58 Speaker 03 Wait, you got points for, I'm sorry I insulted you so much at the beginning. I really didn't, I wasn't trying to, felt like I was setting that up and I just really dug into you and like I-
42:07 Speaker 04 You wrote all that down?
42:09 Speaker 03 Uh, basically. Uh, you got a point for being Molly's husband. You got a point for mega bonk. Uh, some of us played the game. You got the segue point. You got a point for, those are commas. Uh, not my dog. It's pissed to own. The name is Drac. You'll know commas when you see him. And your implied periods. Yes, I was desperately hunting for things to give you points for. Anyway, somehow you both ended up with 11 points. What a, what a slobberknocker.
42:44 Speaker 04 Two, two, two, two.
42:47 Speaker 03 How many bonus points shall it shit?
42:51 Speaker 04 It's two! Hey, Bob's hosting a one man show soon, probably.
42:56 Speaker 03 Do we have one that's like the scariest story? I don't think we have that.
43:00 Speaker 04 Not that I know of, no. You could just say mark point, man. I can't top anything he's ever said.
43:05 Speaker 03 Scariest contribution. Juggle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
43:09 Speaker 04 Oh no, I'm on the moon.
43:12 Speaker 03 Two spins, here we go.
43:14 Speaker 04 Like it sticks in your mind. My story is like Stephen King.
43:16 Speaker 03 It does stick in your mind. It really gets in there.
43:21 Speaker 04 Oh!
43:23 Speaker 03 Fuck!
43:24 Speaker 04 No!
43:25 Speaker 03 It's a tie. What a crazy result. Does that mean it's over and we have to just go to the other wheel? Is that what that means?
43:33 Speaker 04 The original rules are, are that, that it's over. No more spins. You do that. In the past, we spun after it, but I think the original intentional rules was that's it. We go onto the, the bonus wheel.
43:46 Speaker 03 Well, it's reset because we haven't spun it before yet. So what does it start at? It starts at like eight percent or something, right?
43:53 Speaker 04 Six. I think it's, yeah, it's six, six percent. Yeah.
43:57 Speaker 03 Look at where it was. Six. Jesus Christ. Alright, so what is, uh, six, I have to do math crap.
44:04 Speaker 04 Okay, it's 360, so that should divide evenly. That's why we did six. But what is this?
44:10 Speaker 03 So it's point oh six times 360, 21.6. We usually round up the rest of the time, so I'll just set it at 20. There's no way-
44:19 Speaker 04 No shot.
44:20 Speaker 03 That this is gonna land on the one man show.
44:23 Speaker 04 I don't know how we write another one man show after like three episodes.
44:27 Speaker 03 Literally, the last thing in my book still is the one man show and then this one. Alright, well, it's not gonna happen, so I'm not gonna worry about it. Here we go, who wins? It's definitely gonna be Marker Wade and not the other thing that it could be. Oh, man. Oh, my god.
44:49 Speaker 02 It did not look like it was slowing down in time.
44:52 Speaker 04 I think Bob's got the, the fix button on there, cuz that was like, plenty of momentum going towards Ty and then whoop, back to me. But I'll take it, you know?
45:00 Speaker 03 I didn't buy the pro version of this software, just to let it screw me over again, okay?
45:08 Speaker 03 Okay, well.
45:10 Speaker 02 Oh, man, this was a poopy pants episode.
45:13 Speaker 03 Uh, Wade, give us a loser's speech, you big loser.
45:18 Speaker 02 I'm a guy who pays attention the best I can, which isn't very good. Two-sentence horror stories, the maximum I can follow. Three sentences, it's just too complex. I didn't have a chance, it was rigged against me from the start. In fact, everything was against me at the start. I wasn't even given credit for the last episode I hosted.
45:39 Speaker 03 It's true.
45:39 Speaker 02 But, we are where we are and the wheel has spoken. Who am I to disagree?
45:45 Speaker 03 Nobody. Mark, winner's speech.
45:48 Speaker 04 Hey, I am so glad I've been practicing my horror stories, just in case it would come up. The three sentences, that was a curveball. But, as we all know, three is only one more than two, and one-sentence horror stories, I was already good at. So, one plus two that I practiced equals three that I was going to be good at. It was a shoe-in for me, and also I bribed Bob.
46:09 Speaker 03 That's why the wheel spin was so fixed. Wasn't my fault, it was Mark's fault it was fixed. Well, congratulations, Mark. Despite me scrambling desperately to keep Wade in this one, uh, he really just never stood a chance. Make sure you check out the merch, cuz there's definitely some there, unless it's sold out again.
46:27 Speaker 02 Actually, by the time this episode comes out, it won't, it won't be. But it will be by the time the episode after this one comes out.
46:36 Speaker 03 And also- Based on last time, there's a decent chance it's gonna sell out pretty quickly. So good luck. If you really, really want some, like bookmark the page or whatever kids do these days and good luck. Sorry. But yeah, and then check out Mark and Wade and myself at our social medias, Markplier, LordManion777, or MiceGrim. Make sure you follow the podcast and that way you'll always know that our episodes pretty much always come out on the same days. Just ignore the past week. Looking forward to Mark's episode. I'm sure, I'm 100% confident because I know how much free time you have these days. It's gonna be the perfect to stir crime.
47:09 Speaker 04 Oh, it won't. But I have a different idea.
47:11 Speaker 02 The worstest crime.
47:15 Speaker 03 I feel like I already committed that. That's the end of the episode. Thanks so much for watching and listening. We're out of here. See you on the next one. Podcast out.
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