The Oxford 3000

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:31Speaker 05

  Good evening, gentle listener or watcher, and welcome to Distractible. Syhet Edisopi. Bandaged Bob asks about first aid, then invents an inverted spelling bee. Wistful Wade gets cut up a Vaseline, grows new nipples, saves Molly, then spouts abject bollocks. Married Mark finally ties the knot. Well done. Grumps over gorse and questions Wade's word savvy. From being whelmed to hotter and colder. Heh heh heh heh heh. It's time for The Oxford 3000. Now, sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Hello and welcome back to the world's most average podcast. Man, that's a down way to start. I feel better about us than that. Let's be honest, we're not the best, but we're pretty good. We're better than average.

• 2:35Speaker 04

  We can be the most above average.

• 2:38Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 2:38Speaker 04

  Someone's gotta be number one most above average.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  That's definitely where we would fall. We are the most above average.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Least outstanding? That doesn't sound good.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  Least underwhelming podcast.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  Most in standing. That's good.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  You can guarantee at least a solid well from an episode of this show. And this show is called Distractible. If you've never seen it before, I'm hosting today because I won the last episode. And my two friends who are here with me are gonna be competing to see who gets to host the next one. I'm gonna give out points. The points are calculated very scientifically and not at all a bunch of random bullshit. There's also wheel spins. There's a coin situation, which I'm sure will play a big part in today's episode or will forget about completely. But anyway, now that you understand the rules and all their explicit and wonderful details, let's say hello to Mark and Wade, today's competitors. Mark, you go first.

• 3:31Speaker 04

  Okay, hello. My name is Mark of the YouTube channel Mark. Yes, that Mark.

• 3:39Speaker 04

  The merch is sold out. It's all gone again, so don't even bother looking. You are too late. If you're just listening to this and you don't get to the end of the episode, you always tune out beforehand. Uh, there was merch, it's gone now. So, sorry about that.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  You don't really want that stuff. You gotta be there. You don't even have to get there on time. You have to already be there if you want merch.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, pretty much.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  That's the way this works. And also Wade is here. It means nothing that you're second Wade, you're just as important.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  I wasn't reading into it till you said that and I'm thinking about it a little bit. I'm Wade and Friends from that hit YouTube channel, Mark. You may have heard of it?

• 4:16Speaker 04

  I don't think I've used the and Friends moniker in ages. I think that you're being beautiful.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  I mean, you did it, but it wasn't really a thing that I felt like you ascribed. It's everyone else.

• 4:28Speaker 04

  No, yeah, it was the, it was the PAX panel.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:31Speaker 04

  People that called it the Mark and Friends.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  The very first panel was just you and me and it was called Mark and Friends.

• 4:41Speaker 02

  It was just two of us and they were like,

• 4:43Speaker 04

  Hey, you count as more than one friend. That has to be a compliment.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  The friend so nice you friended twice.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  You remember one of the packs as Bob where you and I were both there? It wasn't our first time doing a panel. It was like our second or third time at least doing a panel with Mark. And we went to go on stage and you know, Mark walked through and then the two guys like immediately out of nowhere just stepped and stopped you and I. And they were like, yeah, we don't allow camera crew on stage. And we're like, we're on the panel.

• 5:09Speaker 04

  Did that happen? I don't remember that.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it did.

• 5:13Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  And the enforcers were like, these guys are not following him to the stage. And we were like, we're the and friends of the panel. Can't you tell?

• 5:23Speaker 03

  That was a while ago now, but that was pretty funny.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  And I didn't notice.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mark, Mark is on stage. Just like, hey, what's up everybody? We're standing offstage talking to enforcers like, Mark, help. Mark, tell him.

• 5:38Speaker 04

  Next thing you know, you two are tossed out into a puddle.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  These guys tried to get offstage with Mark. Had to ban them for life.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, ban them from life more like.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Oh, Bob, you want to go to Johnny Rockets again?

• 5:51Speaker 04

  I want to go to Johnny Rocket.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  I'm not been in a long time.

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Where do we go to Johnny Rockets? Wasn't that at the hotel in Omaha when we were putting together the show?

• 5:59Speaker 04

  Johnny Rockets? No, that's a, it's a diner.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  You mean Tulsa?

• 6:02Speaker 03

  Tulsa. Omaha? Tulsa.

• 6:04Speaker 02

  The only Johnny Rockets I remember going to was actually Indianapolis. We did PopCon.

• 6:09Speaker 04

  No, that's a Hard Rock. We were at a Hard Rock Hotel.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  No, but remember we ate breakfast every day at like the diner and then we ate lunch at a country music star's roadhouse.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  You're talking about me, so I probably wasn't awake for breakfast.

• 6:21Speaker 04

  No, you were there. It was like Billy Bob Thornton's Roadhouse, something like that.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  I remember the country place. I remember that one.

• 6:27Speaker 04

  Anyway, well, it wasn't Johnny Rockets. I know that.

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Uh, just reminded me of Johnny Rockets, I guess. Cause it's a diner. Yeah, lots of funny stuff has happened.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Good episode.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  I do have an episode planned out for today, but like I always do, for no real reason, I guess. How, how you doing? You guys had small talk? How you been? Let's go.

• 6:44Speaker 04

  I do. I do. And if I don't talk about people are gonna explode.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  I got, I got a little bit.

• 6:50Speaker 03

  I think Wade should go first.

• 6:52Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 6:58Speaker 04

  Oh, no, no, no. You know, on that note, Mark, go ahead.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  How could I possibly?

• 7:03Speaker 03

  Nah, get it out, Mark. You're practically bursting at the seams.

• 7:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, so if you guys have been noticing this ring on my finger, uh, who, who many people have justified the most egregiously random reasons why I would have a ring on this particular finger. I'm married now, so I'm a husband.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Why'd you say it like that? I'm married now.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  Hey, look, that's just the way I talk, man. Uh, two, I believe her name is Amy. I'm pretty sure. God, I hope.

• 7:36Speaker 04

  So I gotta, I gotta talk about the funny thing about this, because, you know, I, I haven't been keeping this hidden at all. I gesticulate with my hand, so it's, it's like, I've been wearing it. Um, and probably people are confused because I was confused as to why only the girl gets an engagement ring. So I said, Amy, that's not very fair. So she got me this, uh, soon after I proposed. And then, um, the first time in a video that we both, or a picture that we were both accidentally had this was a total accident, but it happened on the same exact day, right? So people, some people thought it was planned. Like, this is very niche. Very few people had noticed, but it was like, it was there. Um, and it happened exact same day, within like an hour of each other.

• 8:19Speaker 04

  It was not intentional. It was not like a, ooh, we're so secretive. It was not a sneak peek. We both just happened to mess up on the same day. And it's not even really that big of a mess up. It's just like, oh, well, there it is, you know, instead of like casually, you know? But anyway, so, yep, that's official. But I'm not gonna talk about the details of the wedding here because I'm gonna save that because I'm gonna do, uh, a video with Amy to talk about that.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  Selfish.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, that content's gonna be, oh, I'm gonna be milking this. I'm gonna be milking this for a long time.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  No, I, yeah, I, I, I do enjoy the theories that were being floated around. What people immediately, there were some people who were like, he's got a ring. Is that his left hand? Which hand is that? Is this picture reversed? Wait a minute.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  Which finger? Oh, this AI. Look at his hands. They're all fucked.

• 9:05Speaker 03

  All of the theories and all of the stuff. It was very fun. Good job, internet.

• 9:10Speaker 04

  But, uh, yes, it is true. Uh, I mean, I posted on Instagram and people were still like, oh, no. I think, I think this is an anniversary post.

• 9:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a very cool anniversary party there clearly at.

• 9:24Speaker 04

  Yes, very true, very true. Yeah.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  And they cut the anniversary cake together.

• 9:29Speaker 04

  Oh, I gotta also say, there's been one post that my mom made of of of me coming home when one of my aunts was there and then, you know, they're talking to me in Korean. And that that post on her Instagram went crazy, like over 2 million likes. It's like more at that time, it was more likes on any Instagram post than I had ever made on my Instagram account. And I finally beat it. Finally outdid that one on my mom's Instagram. Yes, I got more engagement. Yes. Yeah. So so I've got it. I'm I'm I feel I feel secure in my my social media game now, finally. At least I don't know. That was a long time ago that it had over 2 million. It might actually be over there right now.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Don't look, just take the win.

• 10:13Speaker 04

  I don't know how you search for popularity on Instagram.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Just take the win. Don't even look.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  You're right. I'm not just gonna. I just just assume, yeah, don't.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  Everybody go find mom a player's post and give it more likes.

• 10:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, someone on Distractible subreddit will burst my bubble for me, I'm sure. Anyway, that's it. Also, today when we're recording this is when Windows 10 died.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  That's not good.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  Too bad.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Wait, is that actually true? Is it time for that?

• 10:41Speaker 04

  Uh, end of support. Yeah, it happened.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure my other computer I use for everything else is Windows 10 still.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  It exploded. Oh, F's in the chat.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Are you saying the next time I turn it on, it's just gonna melt into a ball of lava?

• 10:54Speaker 04

  Probably, yeah. I would assume so. I hope so, actually.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  That'd be kind of cool for not you, but for everyone else.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  I'll make sure I film it and send it to you so you can enjoy it.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  That's all for me.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  Wade, what monumental things do you have going on in your life?

• 11:08Speaker 04

  I was at a wedding recently and I have so much to talk.

• 11:14Speaker 04

  You know, everyone was shocked that you didn't leak it, you know, ever. Fuck, I can't believe we didn't leak this.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Well, this time I actually knew about it, asshole.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Last time I leaked something was a joke because I didn't know it was a thing.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  Ah, I see, I see.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  No, there was a post on Twitter by like Dexerto or whatever the fuck, one of those things. And it was like, Mark must have a pretty good circle of people around him for no one to have leaked this information. I was thinking to myself, I could have had the post leaking all the information. It could have been me.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  It could have been you, yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  The amount of likes I could have generated. But yeah, no, no one leaked it. That was pretty cool.

• 11:49Speaker 04

  No, no one did. No one did. Despite some people's best efforts, not intentional, but some people.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  It's tough. It's not because you want to share the secret, but like someone was asking me like, hey, you gonna be streaming this week? It's like, no, I'm busy.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Because like you just start to answer. It's like, wait, lie.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  You don't have to lie. That's the thing. It's not.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  What are you going on? Nothing, but I'm doing stuff.

• 12:15Speaker 04

  I'm gonna sit at home alone in the dark, lights off, TV off, phone off.

• 12:19Speaker 02

  What's going on this Thursday? Oh, nothing. Mark's not in town.

• 12:22Speaker 04

  Shit.

• 12:26Speaker 04

  Every week, I mark my weeks by when he's in town and not in town.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  But no, I was glad no one leaked it. For me, I've got a nice little bandit on my neck. From going to the dermatologist, they decided to cut me up a little bit.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Falling apart, man.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, funny mole.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  Well, so it was actually me who requested they shave it off. Because it's in a spot right at the base of my neck, like where my hairline ends. Every time I shave my head or get my head shaved, it gets nicked by the razor and just bleeds and it hurts and so annoying. I was like, I am really tired of dealing with this. As someone who has to shave their head pretty much weekly, at the very least, really, really tired of dealing with that. So I had them remove it and now I get Vaseline band-aid on neck for two weeks. And it is not a pleasant place to keep bandage because apparently the neck is a part that connects your head to your torso. And when you want to look different directions, you don't just use your eyes, you turn your head and then you have a fucking bandage tugging at you.

• 13:20Speaker 04

  You could just use your eyes. We could train ourselves to only use our eyes and never turn our head.

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Probably.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  And then if you want to turn, you gotta turn your whole body.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Even faster if you do both at the same time.

• 13:30Speaker 04

  What do you think?

• 13:33Speaker 03

  I don't feel limited at all.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  I had something else to add about it. I can't remember off the top of my head.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  Is it itchy?

• 13:39Speaker 02

  No, not really. Whenever I shower, it like stings a little bit. Then I feel like my neck movement's a little constrained because it like feels irritated, but I've done a good job of keeping it clean. Molly's helped me keep it the vaseline and Band-Aid on because I cannot for the life of me see that. It's like in the one spot I cannot see unless I like held a mirror, but you need both hands to do bandage things. So she's had to help me and it's a little scary having someone just like put stuff into your wound, but she's done a good job. Hasn't hurt me.

• 14:05Speaker 03

  Why is that scary? You think she's gonna hurt you?

• 14:07Speaker 02

  I've just never had someone really do that before where they've been like, I have got this wound. Can you put your fingers in it for me? Like never had a nurse help you with something. I guess, wait, no, you, you've had surgery. Yeah, but whatever they did, I was unconscious for them. Coming out of it, I was able to do self-care.

• 14:24Speaker 03

  You were just healed by the time you woke up or?

• 14:26Speaker 02

  Well, no, but like they didn't come home with me and heal me. I never had to stay in a hospital. It's always been outpatient stuff. Here's the other thought. Okay. In my brain, the, the part they cut off wasn't that big, right? So I was thinking like one of those little round Band-Aids would probably fit perfectly on it. It wouldn't cover all that much space. So I'd have more movement and it wouldn't be as like likely to fall off. It's the opposite. The bigger Band-Aids have stayed on. The smaller ones have been the ones that are like, you slightly twitched. Goodbye. And it's like, why is, why? My brain told me small for small, less to be tugging, but big for small, big for, I guess more sticky.

• 15:03Speaker 03

  Do I, do we gotta explain surface area to you, man? Which, yeah. Would you like an explanation of how that works or?

• 15:09Speaker 02

  No, I get there's more sticky with the big, but there's also more area for tuggy.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  I don't even think that's it. No, I, I have a theory. I have a theory.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  On a small Band-Aid, it's small, a larger proportion of the total area of the bandage is sticky. The part that is adhered directly to your skin doesn't have any give, right? The only part that really stretches is the middle part that's not stuck to anything. A bigger bandage has more part that is not stuck directly onto your skin and. Only stretches however much your skin moves. It has a center part that gives you a lot more elasticity in the bandage. So it's not even about how sticky it is. It's about how it moves with you when you move. That's my theory because I've experienced that same thing.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  I have two things to retort. Adheased, great word. I think I find that very fun word. Number two, why don't they make a bandage that is not a gauze pad? But it's like a layer, a curved dome of gelatin, right? Gel, it's like whatever the Neosporin has made it, but a harder version of it. So that when you, you put it there, I always feel like gauze, that doesn't seem like a good wound thing. Every time I've ripped off a band aid, band aid, especially when I had burned my hands and I was ripping off the gauze. It just ripped skin every time because the gauze would heal into the skin as it was healing. And I think that happens to every bandage. I know it's sterile and technically, I don't know. It just seems like if you just made a gelatin little dome of the healing liquid.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  Then wouldn't that be better? Would it? Am I crazy?

• 16:45Speaker 03

  I have a theory about this.

• 16:48Speaker 04

  Use it heaved.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  As a, as a person who's ignorant of all parts of this, including the mechanics of how band aids work and any medical knowledge whatsoever. Don't you want airflow? Like, I know you want it to be covered and sterile, but don't you also basically want the ability for evaporation? And if you put a gel on a wound, that traps in any like liquids or blood that could be drawn out and then like either dried up or like evaporated off so that it keeps the wound from getting like gunky and staying wet. Isn't that kind of how that works?

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know if there's a certain point at which you need to have a wound breathe or it can be entirely submerged. Because when I was healing my hands, I had a huge tub of acetrazin. So every day, multiple times a day, I would rip off my bandage and I would take a big handful of a warp all over my, my wounds. Hurt like hell because I would rip off the skin every time. But over time, the underlayer of the skin was what was growing. I think the ripping off of of the top layer and then applying that and then bandaging the constant cycling made sure that there wasn't scarred because I I barely have any scars from burning my hands as bad as I did.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  It is crazy how that healed because your hands were fucked.

• 18:09Speaker 04

  They were fucked. So I barely have any scars because of that cycle. Now, I don't know if that's the breathing or because it was more gooped than usual. I have a feeling here's an experiment. Wade, we're gonna cut off your hand. We'll cut off both hands. We need a control.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  You need you need one. You need both hands. You need one and the other. Yeah.

• 18:28Speaker 04

  Your left hand, we're gonna tie a bucket of goop to and you'll keep that in the goop bucket.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  It's not Resident Evil, dude. You can't just goop my hands.

• 18:36Speaker 04

  The other one, we're gonna put a blow dryer on. We're gonna dry that bad boy out.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  It won't just grow back.

• 18:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, well, you know, they might.

• 18:43Speaker 02

  It won't.

• 18:44Speaker 03

  How how will we know until we try?

• 18:46Speaker 02

  So I don't think my hand will adhes to my wrist if it's completely severed.

• 18:51Speaker 03

  No, will it? He's your hand will implant your hand in your abdomen to keep it viable while we're doing the stump experiments.

• 18:59Speaker 04

  Two hands where your nipples are.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  Imagine having grabby nipples. You could do so much stuff.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  If you're perky and you know it, clap your hands.

• 19:09Speaker 04

  We'll put them on your butt cheeks so that when you're twerking, you could just clap, clap, clap, clap. Okay, I'm not saying it'll grow back, but you have heard stories of people like that. Okay, I don't know. This is gonna sound weird. Putting a pig bladder on some guy cut his finger off or something. He put pig bladder on it grew back. Okay.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  I just heard that story for the first time now, so.

• 19:29Speaker 04

  No, I'm not. I'm not lying. Wait, pig bladder finger grow back.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  Pig bladder finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  Okay, there's some it's not just pure pig bladder. It was derived from pig bladder, but I'm thinking it'll be the same.

• 19:45Speaker 04

  Those are some pictures. Oh, man, Mark, why'd you make me Google that?

• 19:49Speaker 02

  I did not Google, nor will I.

• 19:51Speaker 04

  Don't. Hey, so it's like listeners and viewers. Don't.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  So while they're looking at that, another note, it helped to turn my head slightly to the right and then apply the bandage. Because then whenever my head's looking straight, there's a little bit more of a gap and some play. But then I can also move a little bit more back and forth without just immediately tugging the super tight bandage. So, uh.

• 20:11Speaker 04

  All right, I got it. We're gonna cut off your left hand, stick it in a bucket of pig bladder. Your right hand. We're gonna stick it in a bucket of of pig liver and we're gonna see which one grows back.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  Lot twist, neither.

• 20:24Speaker 04

  Whoa, we've talked about this before. Holy shit. I looked up pig bladder finger grow back. There's a post on the distractable subreddit. Four years ago. Oh, no. Biomedical engineering PhD here, which was my degree. So do you think you're better than me?

• 20:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz they actually got it.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  And I wasn't even gonna get a PhD, so. Please don't chop off your finger and rub pig bladder powder on it. It won't grow back.

• 20:53Speaker 04

  But we're not chopping up the finger. We're chopping off Wade's hands.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  The fact that I have zero recollection of this conversation and it's so horrific and apparently there's evidence of us having discussed it is wild to me.

• 21:04Speaker 04

  May four years ago.

• 21:06Speaker 03

  I know you never remember anything. Well, I think Mark and I are actually on the same footing as you with this one. I have no recollection of that whatsoever. And that that's definitely a thing. It seems like you might remember.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Like, we have the games and the gimmick for the podcast, which is really cool and makes everything kind of unique. But the end of the day, like, we're just friends hanging out and I don't know if you guys are, I'm at the point now where if I meet up with anybody who I've not seen in a minute. We are at the age where we tell the same fucking stories every time we see each other, like, oh, I remember that basketball game in oh, eight. It's like, next time I see him a year from now, we'll talk about that same exact game, make the same comments, laugh, and then like quietly like, mm hmm.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Now, what do we talk about? We've relived our three memories.

• 21:47Speaker 03

  Well, I usually try and talk about newer stuff, but I do. I do have stories I circle back to.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  All I've got. Well, you gotta make new stories, man. That's why I've got so many new stories.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Gotta keep livin', L I V I N, man.

• 22:03Speaker 04

  I don't know what that spells.

• 22:04Speaker 03

  Livin'.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  I learned whole word language. I don't know what you just said.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  I had to think about it longer than I like to admit.

• 22:11Speaker 03

  Somehow, that's the second time we've talked about pink bladder finger regrowth. So that's kind of impressive.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Four years later, guys, 2029, we'll circle back.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  But, but, but I'm thinking this will work this time.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  Well, I hope your neck heals up wonderfully.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  Thank you. The only other thing I had to add was I'm Molly and I are getting older. We accidentally wore the exact same shirt yesterday, which was like a red hot chili pepper shirt. Just coincidentally, both got drunk. We do that all the time. There's like once every two weeks, we'll wear the exact same shirt. And, and another less fun thing. Last week, we both fell downstairs. I don't know why. I was walking down our staircase and for some reason I was just like, the last step no longer exists. And I went to skip it and just bam, right into a wall. It was like, that sucks. Why did I do that? I knew that step was there. A few nights, Bob, were you in the call whenever I got the text?

• 23:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, we were playing Battlefield, because that has recently come out and you got a very scary text that was like really ominous and concerning.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, we were getting ready to jump into a game and I looked at my phone and it just said, help. And I was like, what? And then I fell in garage and I was like, okay. So I was like, guys, I'll be right back. And I flew up the stairs, walked outside. I feel bad describing what I saw, but it's really funny.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  It's a bad start that you're laughing. I'm just gonna say that's a bad start that you're already laughing.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. So I opened the garage door and, you know, it wasn't funny in the moment, but like in hindsight, it's a funny image because she turned out okay. I opened the garage door and Molly is just sprawled out on the garage floor, laying on top of a bag of garbage like it's a pillow. And in the moment I was like, oh God, is she like conscious? Is she okay? Did she break her leg? Like, what happened? Did she fall and like slam into the car, then hit the? Like checking on her, asking her questions like before I help her up. I'm like, hey, does anything like, can you feel everything like, you know? I'm not a doctor, but I was trying to make sure I wasn't gonna like hurt her back or her leg or whatever else. And she's like, I think I'm okay. So I helped her stand up and she was all right. Knowing that she's okay, I wish to God I'd gotten a picture of her laying on that garbage bag.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  But in the moment, I wasn't gonna be the guy who was like, hang on babe, gotta get this for pasta. For the doctors, just so they know how you land. Like, you know, I couldn't do that, but I've been making fun of her for cuddling a bag of garbage. But thankfully she's okay. Bruised her knee, bruised her foot, but we both just forgot how stairs work this past week and we both like to wear the same clothes. We're both getting older and apparently in marriage has turned us into like the same person.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  I am so glad that none of us are the type of internet people that have to document everything. I do give thanks for that regularly because I don't have the instinct to do that. If something's happening, I don't pull out my phone. I just go, huh, wow, look at that.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, hindsight, I thought about it in the moment. It was like, evaluate, make sure she's okay. Do I need an ambulance?

• 24:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, blah, blah, blah.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  But afterward I was like, man.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  I go too far the other direction because there are definitely times where I'm like, oh, I wish I'd taken a picture while we were all together. Oh, well, yeah, that's true. Guess I'll never have pictures of anything. I won't remember this.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  She was full yam chapeau's on a bag of garbage and I don't have a picture and it's just so sad to me in hindsight.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Ah, that's great. That's great.

• 25:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. See that for me, that's not one of the things I would not, it's more like, oh, our whole family was together for my birthday. And I know never thought to take a single picture. I if, if Mandy fell, I would not after the fact be like, gosh, I should have snapped a picture. Should have videoed the whole thing. That would have been great. Then we could relive it.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Well, I'm a terrible person in hindsight.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  I don't know what people, is it just an instinct to do that? Or is it just like attention seeking? I don't know what the deal is with that because it makes no sense to me.

• 25:52Speaker 04

  It's habit. I'm sure it's had. There's tons of people that just like, okay, my mom.

• 25:56Speaker 03

  Hmm. She's pretty aggressive with it. Yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 04

  Very, very on top of the whole documenting and uploading everything.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  We came over for that, like in person chicken and dumplings day recording. I remember like, I just walked in the door and she was there. They were like, Cameron, like, hey, how are you?

• 26:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  If you accidentally ate baby carrots while you were visiting and suddenly needed to be rushed to the hospital, do you think she would record that? Or do you think she would like get you in the car, get you to the hospital and not that would that would skip her mind? I'm not asking for a judgment. I'm just curious because like it wouldn't occur to me, but I don't take any pictures of anything ever, which is.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  I think it would, she would not film as I was in distress, but as soon as we get in that hospital and I'm either sitting in a chair or in a bed and I'm not dying, I think she would bust out the phone and she has.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  What if it wasn't you? What if it was like a neighbor?

• 26:48Speaker 04

  Wait, a neighbor was choking?

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. If a neighbor, would she, would like the motherly instinct kick in or would the filming kick in?

• 26:55Speaker 02

  Because with you, it makes sense. Like you're her kid, right? But like if it's a stranger, because there's, I'm not saying for her, okay, I am saying her specifically this scenario, but a lot of like videos you see of like a car wreck or someone wrecking their bike, people immediately, they don't go to help. They're like, oh my God.

• 27:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're totally right. Yeah. I don't know.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  Not like a car wreck though. It's just your mom in the yard and the neighbor is clearly like falling off the roof and she's just like, oh my God. And the guy's like, hey, hey, Kikyu, I don't think I can walk. Could you help? She's like, I think he broke his legs.

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Do you turn more this way? The lighting? Perfect.

• 27:29Speaker 03

  I think she'd probably help.

• 27:30Speaker 02

  Go viral at all costs.

• 27:32Speaker 04

  It's not even that. You see, there's a, there's like a different culture in some countries for, for recording things like, I, I don't know if this is all Korea. This is definitely my family in Korea. They document everything. That's where my mom gets it, right? They're always taking video. They're always taking photos, even of sad scenarios. So it was like, my grandma, pretty much on her deathbed, they got video of that. Um, whereas like probably a lot of people wouldn't think to record it, you know, it's not for sharing, but it wasn't for posting on the internet. It's to show the people that weren't there to make them feel like they were in the room. And at first my American instinct was like, oh no, this is sad. But then I was like, I was really appreciative that there was them in the room filming her last moments. Like she didn't obviously pass on right there in the video,

• 28:15Speaker 04

  but it was like, you know, pretty, uh, pretty close to it. So it was, it was one of those things where I was like, okay, I, I understand that instinct, but the majority of people nowadays are filming to upload on the internet.

• 28:26Speaker 02

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• 30:07Speaker 03

  Mark and Wayne, today we're going to be playing a game I like to call the Oxford 3000.

• 30:16Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 30:17Speaker 03

  Oxford 3000 is a list of 3,000 words that Oxford Learner's Dictionary has put together that are the 3,000 most important words that a person needs to know in order to be fluent in a language. And this is the Oxford 3000 of American English. I sent the link in the chat. You can both pop open the list. It is 3,000 American English words sorted alphabetically.

• 30:45Speaker 03

  And we're gonna be playing a game that revolves around these 3,000 words.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  So this is one 3,000 word sentence horror story?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Kind of, but no. Wade, you're gonna be going first. I'm gonna take turns sending you each a word. And then at the end of the round, you're gonna get to pick whatever words you want. If you think there are words that might be easier for you to earn points with. And you are gonna have, I'm gonna send one of you a word and then you're gonna have to follow the rules I give you to try and get your competitor slash teammate to guess what word it is. So you have the whole, you can look at the list as much as you want, but you have to. The round one is gonna be, you have to say it backwards. So I'm gonna send you the word. You have to say it backwards and then the other person has to guess what word. And you get points if you successfully get them to guess the word.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  The guessers don't earn points. You earn points when you're the one who is trying to get the other person to guess. So you kinda have to play along and work together, but it should be funny, right? This'll be fun.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  I'm ready.

• 31:48Speaker 03

  You guys love words.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Is it just, you use it in a sentence, but that word is reversed?

• 31:53Speaker 03

  Uh, you can try and do that. I sort of imagined this as just, you have to try and figure out a way to say the word backwards that will lead the person down the path, but.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  Do you want them to get the word or not?

• 32:04Speaker 03

  I just wanna watch.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  You want them to get the word. You earn a point if you successfully get your, uh, the other person to guess what word you're trying to get. The rules are, you can't say the word, except backwards. And I would like you to start by just trying to say the word backwards, but if that is not enough, you can do, like Mark said, you can try and put it into a sentence or something, or I want the word to succeed. But also if we, if you can't get it, can't get it.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  But just say the word backwards. That's all you want from me right now?

• 32:33Speaker 03

  If you can.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Momenim.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Momenim?

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Momenim.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  Momenim.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Momenim.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  Minimum? Nice.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  Am I allowed to tell him, yes?

• 32:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, yeah. Once, once he actually gets it, yes, that's fine. Good work. I will say, I tried to like ramp the difficulty, so I'm hoping this goes from easier to harder.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Oh, we're gonna be experts at this.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  But we all know how good I am at that, so. Mark, I sent you your, your first word.

• 33:06Speaker 04

  Eel Ray.

• 33:08Speaker 02

  Eel Ray?

• 33:09Speaker 04

  Eel Ray.

• 33:11Speaker 02

  Yarmi?

• 33:15Speaker 04

  You know, you have to pick from actual word.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Eel Ray.

• 33:20Speaker 04

  Eel Ray. Yarly.

• 33:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, you got him.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  Let's say, let's say you get three guesses. So don't waste them, but you can, you can, can have more than one. Work it out. Sound it out. Sound it out.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  Okay, here's my brain. Eel Ray.

• 33:39Speaker 03

  Honestly, I think Mark did a really good job on this one. I'm just gonna.

• 33:43Speaker 02

  Ray, R A Y, or eel ray?

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Or maybe it just needs to be a title.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  The Ray is getting me. Ray is R A Y, right?

• 33:55Speaker 03

  Oh, let's just say Ray is not always spelled R A Y. How about that? I'll give you that.

• 34:00Speaker 02

  Early, early?

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Should I say if it is? Sure. Should I not react until the judge?

• 34:07Speaker 03

  No, you could react. If he's, if he's right, that's, we know what word, we know words. I trust you guys to know words.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  I couldn't get Ray out of my head as being R A Y. I was like, ah, R A E would also be Ray. And then you'd have Earl. But I was like, no, L Y, eel. But I guess it kind of would be, it'd be yool or eel. Yeah.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  All right, Wade, I sent you, uh, sent you the next word.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, Mark.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  What do you mean? Why? Why are you sorry?

• 34:38Speaker 04

  One more time.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  Tocapsa.

• 34:40Speaker 03

  Tocapsa.

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Tocapsa.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  Tocapsa.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Tocapsa. You sure? Yeah.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  Sa?

• 34:50Speaker 04

  Marinating?

• 34:51Speaker 02

  Tocapsa.

• 34:52Speaker 03

  Tocapsa? Tocapsa.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Potuck.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  No. Apocus.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Sa? As.

• 35:08Speaker 04

  Kep?

• 35:09Speaker 02

  T'kepsa.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  Aspect?

• 35:11Speaker 03

  Yes!

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 35:13Speaker 03

  How did that get there?

• 35:16Speaker 04

  T'kepsa. I was thinking it was like a U T at the end, so I was like, okay, alright, t'uh.

• 35:23Speaker 02

  But like ah, makes it sound like it starts with an H, so I was like, I can't really do t'kepsa, so it's like t'kepsa. How do I get you to do the A?

• 35:30Speaker 04

  Alright, okay, alright, okay.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  I really didn't anticipate, I thought saying them backwards would be kinda like, yeah, we knew it, like how it's funny. But Wade, what Wade said sounded like a word, and then Mark was like, hey, the victor.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Mark saying the actual word forward sounded like the backwards. Anyway, Mark, I sent you your second word.

• 35:52Speaker 02

  Man, I like vice, I like, I like giving the word backwards more than the thinking.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  Elpa.

• 35:58Speaker 02

  Elpa?

• 35:58Speaker 04

  Elpa.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Elpa. Apple?

• 36:02Speaker 03

  You guys are so much better at this than I thought you would be, god damn.

• 36:06Speaker 04

  Don't worry, man, we're great at it. See, I can visualize the letters in my head and then flip them around. I've got a unique advantage in this.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  Wait, I sent you your third word.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 36:21Speaker 04

  I got this.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  You got it, buddy, I believe in you.

• 36:27Speaker 02

  Pizdenirf.

• 36:28Speaker 04

  Pizdenirf.

• 36:30Speaker 02

  Pizdenirf? Pizden, Pizdenirf? Pizdenirf?

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Piz, Pizdenirf?

• 36:36Speaker 02

  Pizdenirf, Pizdenirf?

• 36:37Speaker 04

  Which one is it?

• 36:39Speaker 02

  Both?

• 36:40Speaker 04

  What do you mean? Pizdenirf. Is? Denirf.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  Fearned.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  Fearned?

• 36:48Speaker 02

  Pizden. You're. You're. Free, Frieden. Gordon Frieden. Pizdenirf. Pizdenirf.

• 37:02Speaker 04

  Airf, okay, airf.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Pizdenirf.

• 37:06Speaker 04

  Pizdenirf.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  Frain.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  Pizden.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  Frainned.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Frainned.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Frey Ned. Piz zip. Frey Ned zip. Frey Frey Ned zip.

• 37:29Speaker 04

  Pizdenairf?

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Frey?

• 37:33Speaker 03

  That's crazy. Oh, fuck.

• 37:36Speaker 02

  Frey, what the fuck? You're right there, man. You're right there. Oh, am I?

• 37:41Speaker 03

  No, Mark, I actually am considering whether I'm gonna count that.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  It's crazy how he just.

• 37:48Speaker 04

  No, no, he's got, I got it, I got it. This is the game. He, he does it that way. That's, I, I say the first thing that he throws out is what I have to work with. And I, there's no other.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  No, I, I think he was gonna give you credit for actually getting it right.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  Frey? Is it a PH?

• 38:02Speaker 02

  Or a? Pizdenairf.

• 38:05Speaker 04

  Fres- Fresnel? Fr- Fresnel? Fr-?

• 38:10Speaker 02

  Piz? Piz? Pizdenairf.

• 38:12Speaker 04

  Zip?

• 38:12Speaker 02

  Okay. Pizden Ned Zip? Pizden Ned Zip?

• 38:18Speaker 04

  What was the last one?

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Pizdenairf.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Pizden Ned Zip? Pizden Nerf? Frey Ned Zip? Pizden Nerf?

• 38:30Speaker 03

  No, do it, do it. I, I believe in you.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  Pizden Nerf? Friendship?

• 38:36Speaker 04

  Friendship!

• 38:39Speaker 04

  Friendship! Friendship! Pizdenairf, Pizdenairf!

• 38:44Speaker 02

  Dude, I swear to you, the third fucking thing you said.

• 38:47Speaker 04

  Pizdenairf? Frey? How'd you get airf? Friend?

• 38:53Speaker 02

  It's E-I-R, man. E-I-R.

• 38:56Speaker 04

  You don't pronounce, you don't have to pronounce!

• 38:58Speaker 02

  Ah, I don't know. Do whatever you want, man.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Literally, Mark, like one of your earliest guesses. Like, your third guess was friended his ship? Then we were both like, oh!

• 39:13Speaker 02

  You literally went friended ship?

• 39:19Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck, that was so good.

• 39:22Speaker 02

  It was crazy hearing you say frenet ship.

• 39:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, fuck.

• 39:29Speaker 03

  I can't believe you got there, but you did it, man. That was beautiful.

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Look at that word backwards, man. Look at that word backwards.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  I'm trying. I was thinking, I was on PH. I think that was my issue, so.

• 39:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I really tried to get the eh, the pis, didn't hear.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  Gee, sure you did, man.

• 39:45Speaker 02

  I tried it the pi.

• 39:46Speaker 04

  I'm sure everyone at home was like, it's so obvious. It's, it's photography. You idiot.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  You loser.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  I'm not saying I gave you like a perfect throw, but you literally said the word like your third guess, frenet ship. And I was like, bam, he's got it.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  I'm sure it will be as wild as this one.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  You've got this, guys.

• 40:09Speaker 04

  Tenevni.

• 40:10Speaker 02

  Tenevni.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Tenevni.

• 40:13Speaker 02

  What?

• 40:14Speaker 04

  I did it better. That was a better one.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Okay, do it better again.

• 40:17Speaker 04

  I don't know if I can. Tenevni.

• 40:22Speaker 04

  That's as good as it gets, man.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  Tenevni.

• 40:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Ev, evni, n, n, envy, n, tenevni, n, tenevni.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  No, not tenevni. Tenevni.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  Tenevni.

• 40:42Speaker 04

  No, tenevni.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  Tenevni.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  Not fur. Tenevni.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  Tenevni.

• 40:51Speaker 04

  I'm doing it very intentionally. Tenevni.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  It ends like a TH?

• 40:56Speaker 04

  No.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  I mean, maybe. I can't say.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Tenevni. Very intentional T sound. Tenevni.

• 41:08Speaker 04

  You're so focused on that. You gotta get the other part.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  Part of the word, man. Go somewhere else.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  Okay. N, in, n, n, v, nven, invent?

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 41:21Speaker 04

  He got there! See, invent, huh? You got the tnevni, invent. You know, the, the accents on the t in invent.

• 41:29Speaker 03

  Invent, you know?

• 41:31Speaker 04

  Invent, duh.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  The, the t? I was like, okay, either there's an H before or after the T.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  How do you pronounce TN?

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Tnevni.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  Tnevni.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  Tnevni.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  You do, to get the connection, it's like you're, what did you do for friendship?

• 41:50Speaker 02

  His denier fist.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  Alright, Wade, one more.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  Oh shit.

• 41:57Speaker 03

  It's not that bad, it's not that bad, calm down.

• 42:01Speaker 02

  Eli Hu name?

• 42:03Speaker 04

  Why does he get the hard ones? Why do I have to guess the hard ones?

• 42:07Speaker 02

  Uh, Eli, Eli Hu name?

• 42:10Speaker 04

  He has had two syllables for every one of these, I get Eli Hu name? Eli Hu name?

• 42:17Speaker 03

  I'll give it to you, Mark, it's a two syllable word, four words.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  It's clearly for Eli Hu name marijuana.

• 42:28Speaker 03

  I wish. I will say, Wade, I think you're throwing Mark under the bus a little bit with that.

• 42:33Speaker 04

  Eli Hu name.

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Eliu name.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  What?

• 42:39Speaker 02

  Eliu.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  Eliu! Did some Chinese words get snuck into the top 3000 American English dictionary that I didn't know about?

• 42:49Speaker 02

  Eliu name.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  Are you sure? Eliu. Eliu.

• 42:56Speaker 03

  You're adding syllables to this, man. That's only the second half of it.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  I just can't not phlegm. Eliu name.

• 43:03Speaker 04

  Where'd the hu go?

• 43:05Speaker 02

  It's gone.

• 43:06Speaker 04

  What the fuck? Why is it there in the first place?

• 43:09Speaker 02

  Cause I'm trying my best, and my best isn't very good.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  Try less hard, Eliu.

• 43:16Speaker 02

  Eliu name.

• 43:17Speaker 04

  Name, okay.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  Name.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  Name?

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Name.

• 43:21Speaker 04

  Emmanuel. Manuel!

• 43:24Speaker 03

  Uh, no.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  You're in the ballpark, but no.

• 43:28Speaker 04

  It's a two syllable?

• 43:29Speaker 03

  I know why he's doing it, but I think Wade is adding, adding bits to this that are making it complicated.

• 43:36Speaker 04

  Eliu. Wali.

• 43:40Speaker 04

  Wally. Wally.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  Elau name.

• 43:45Speaker 04

  Name?

• 43:46Speaker 02

  Name.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  Name?

• 43:48Speaker 02

  Name.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  That's more syllables.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Name.

• 43:51Speaker 04

  Eliu name.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Name.

• 43:55Speaker 04

  Name.

• 43:55Speaker 02

  Beyond name.

• 43:57Speaker 04

  Name. Beyond name.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Name.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Name?

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Name.

• 44:04Speaker 04

  Name? Beyond. What do you want from me?

• 44:07Speaker 03

  I'm gonna say Wade has failed this one. But before I say what the word is, Mark, can I give you what I would do and see what you think of it?

• 44:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, sure.

• 44:16Speaker 03

  Lyle name.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  What?

• 44:18Speaker 03

  Lyle name.

• 44:20Speaker 04

  One more time?

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Nile main. No, wait. God, this is so hard. Lyle name.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  This is so hard. Thanks for acknowledging that.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  Name, name, Lyle.

• 44:34Speaker 04

  That's.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Elau name.

• 44:38Speaker 04

  Shut up. Fuck you. All right, you got it? One more time.

• 44:42Speaker 03

  Lyle name.

• 44:44Speaker 02

  La- Lio name, main while.

• 44:48Speaker 04

  Manual.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 44:50Speaker 04

  Lio name. What? That's what it is.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  Lyle name at the Hall of Justice.

• 44:56Speaker 04

  What?

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Lyle name at the Hall of Justice.

• 45:00Speaker 04

  There's no way. There's no way that's meanwhile.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Meanwhile. All right, how would you say meanwhile? How would you say meanwhile, genius?

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Meanwhile. Fucking mean.

• 45:14Speaker 03

  Manual is close. Literally when you were sounding it out, you were all Lyle then.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Meanwhile. Lyle, Lio, oh, fuck, you're right.

• 45:25Speaker 02

  It's. So I was, the difference between Bob and I, I pronounced the E, Eliu.

• 45:29Speaker 04

  Ah, yeah, okay, I, all right, okay, guys, I see now, I get it, all right, fine.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  That was just throwing him off, I think.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  But I had to let him know what was there.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  No, it doesn't matter if it's there.

• 45:42Speaker 04

  Where'd the Hua come from when you started that way? There was a Hua in there.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Do H W, so I was doing W H.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  First one was like Eliu name.

• 45:53Speaker 04

  Eli Hua Nam.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  Mark, you wanted a longer one, so here you go.

• 45:58Speaker 04

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  Senku.

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Senku?

• 46:06Speaker 02

  Senku.

• 46:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mark Rice is a good point. How do you pronounce dip thongs backwards? Who knows?

• 46:20Speaker 04

  I love dip thongs. Senke.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Oh no. Okay, I had to look up what a dip thong was.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  If that helps you, then you're a genius.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  It's not informed by the combination of two vowels and a single syllable.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Yep, that's the thing.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Kahoo, kahoo, kahoo.

• 46:37Speaker 04

  Keu.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Keu.

• 46:39Speaker 04

  Senke.

• 46:41Speaker 02

  Keu. You, you acnus.

• 46:46Speaker 04

  Where you getting the you from? Senke.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  Senke you. What the fuck did you even get the you?

• 46:52Speaker 04

  Where you getting the fucking you from? It's clearly senke.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  Senke you. Senke.

• 46:59Speaker 04

  Keu.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  Keu, keu. Keu.

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, is that how you pronounce a you?

• 47:05Speaker 02

  Ooh, ooh, ooh acnus. Ooh, ooh, ooh agnus.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  So senke.

• 47:12Speaker 02

  You get so quiet. I can't hear the last part. Senke.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  Oh, well, you know what I'm saying, so I don't know what your problem is. Senke.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  Senke who, senke you.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  Senke.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  Just start saying it. You were working on it.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  Senke.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  Senke.

• 47:31Speaker 02

  Eeeu. Eeeu. You, you sh- youshness. You. Ooh.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  Senke. Senke.

• 47:48Speaker 03

  Can you think of a word, Wade? Any word?

• 47:51Speaker 02

  You, you, ooh, ooh, oogn, oognies.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  Where did you? I'm giving you such a good clue. Senke.

• 48:03Speaker 03

  I do feel like Mark is pretty, pretty on it for this one.

• 48:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, you do every time, man.

• 48:08Speaker 03

  I gotta say, Wade, when you were working on just getting it, saying it forward and trying stuff, there were one or two in there. Getting pretty close.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  Oohic, oohic, yooic, oohic, oohicns. Quick, quickness. Have to cue you the quickness.

• 48:29Speaker 03

  (laughing)

• 48:30Speaker 02

  Ooh, ooh.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  Come on, come on!

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Weakness, weakness.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  I wanna just count that. I wanna just count that.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  Come on, woo, come on, woo, woo, woo, come on!

• 48:45Speaker 03

  Do you know any words that sound kinda like that or anything in the ballpark?

• 48:49Speaker 02

  Wokeness.

• 48:51Speaker 03

  No! (laughing)

• 48:55Speaker 02

  Ooh, ooh, wokeness, wokeness, weakness.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  What the fuck you, man? You, there!

• 49:01Speaker 03

  (laughing)

• 49:03Speaker 04

  What are you doing to me? Q! Where you getting woken?

• 49:09Speaker 02

  Weak, weak, weakness.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Do you know what you said?

• 49:15Speaker 02

  Weakness, weakness.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  He doesn't know what he said!

• 49:19Speaker 02

  I don't know what he said!

• 49:20Speaker 03

  You're saying, you're saying the word!

• 49:23Speaker 04

  You're saying it!

• 49:24Speaker 03

  Alright, well Mark definitely gets the point for weakness, which is apparently a thing that Wade has when it comes to... Weakness! You are weak! You have a weakness!

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Where does the "oo" come from?

• 49:38Speaker 03

  Q! Weak!

• 49:40Speaker 02

  There wasn't an "oo" saying "Q". Q! I got stuck on the "oo".

• 49:46Speaker 03

  You did what Mark did the, the one time, except so much better. You were literally like, weakness, weak, weakness, weak, weak, weakness, wo-

• 49:58Speaker 02

  I got wokeness instead of weakness?

• 50:00Speaker 04

  Give him a huge one. Give me, I, I gotta, give him a big one.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  I was stuck with the "o's". I couldn't get off the "o's".

• 50:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, I want four syllables. Come on, get, hit me. I'm closing the list. I don't need a list of words.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  Uh, Revere who- (laughing) It doesn't, it doesn't have to be fast, man. You can-

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Famous historian Hu Hu Revere! Oh, I remember when he was walk, riding his horse through town. The Britisher, er, ingnoch, ingnoch! The Britisher ingnoch!

• 50:34Speaker 02

  Alright, one more time. Hit me. Revere who-

• 50:38Speaker 04

  It changes every time. That doesn't help me, man.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Revere.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  Revere or hua? You gonna change it?

• 50:43Speaker 02

  Revere hua.

• 50:44Speaker 04

  It's East Coast. He changed it. He changed it. Of course it is.

• 50:48Speaker 02

  It depends which uh, which accent you prefer.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  What do you mean it depends? That was completely different pronunciations. All right, get, pick one.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  Revere hua.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Revere hua.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Not hua, hua.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  Hua.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  Oh, hua, hua.

• 51:04Speaker 03

  What did you, what was your first try?

• 51:06Speaker 02

  Uh, uh, uh, river. Uh, wa, river.

• 51:14Speaker 04

  Okay, one more time. Revere hua or hua?

• 51:17Speaker 02

  Hua, hua.

• 51:18Speaker 04

  That was two different things. He just said two different things right there.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Revere hua.

• 51:22Speaker 04

  Revere hua.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  Hua, hua.

• 51:24Speaker 04

  Oh, hua. Okay, Revere hua. Oh, hua, Revere. That wasn't a fucking word. What are you talking about? Oh, oh, hua.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  If you didn't say it like a ghost.

• 51:37Speaker 02

  When you're the one in the chair, it does not sound like it.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Oh, hua.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Revere. Oh, wa, rev- what the fuck word is that?

• 51:51Speaker 02

  Okay, I'm saying hua.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  Hua.

• 51:53Speaker 02

  Yes, that's what I'm saying.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  Hua, hua.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  So you should say the opposite of hua.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  Hua, hua, I am.

• 52:00Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:01Speaker 04

  What do you mean that is? You go hua and hua.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  You're doing great, you're doing great.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Oh my god, the Iroh.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  Revere hua.

• 52:10Speaker 04

  Hua, hua, that's, that's, that's, play it in reverse. Editors, I'm saying the same thing. Hua, hua, hua, hua, hua, hua, hua, hua, hua, hua. It's the same word. Revere, Revere, Revere. It's, it, it's two palindromes inside the same word. It's river, Revere, ri- river, river? River. Hua, river. Hua, river. Hua, river. That's not a word. I know many words. This is not a word. Hua, river.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  He's still like Johnny Bravo.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  Hua, river. Oh, river.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  Say the first part faster.

• 52:48Speaker 04

  Hua.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  But all in one, all in one go. Just say the first part faster.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Hua, river. Hua, hua, river. Hua, river. Hua, river. Hua, river. Hua, river. Hua, hua, hua.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Lose the first uh.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Why? Wa, river? Wa, river.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 53:07Speaker 04

  Wo- wherever?

• 53:09Speaker 03

  It's wherever.

• 53:10Speaker 04

  Is that it? How would I know? How wo- wo- wo- huh? There's no uh huh huh huh huh huh. Why didn't you go ho?

• 53:19Speaker 03

  Alright, alright, alright, alright. This is getting heated. Wait, did I have Wade go first on that one?

• 53:25Speaker 02

  I went first overall.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  So that means Mark does need to do one more where he's.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  I got it, I got it. Just give him the point.

• 53:31Speaker 04

  Give me the biggest one.

• 53:32Speaker 03

  You want the biggest one?

• 53:34Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, give me the biggest one.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  I got you, Mark. Enjoy.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 53:44Speaker 03

  I will say this was on a part of my thing, a separate list I made called, haha, what imagine though?

• 53:51Speaker 04

  Okay, this might be, it's so specific, I think, I think you need to win. Zigolokisp. Oh, wait. Oh, fuck, wait. I gotta change it. Zigoloks. Zigoloks.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Zigoloks.

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Zigoloks.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Why are you like flipped Dracula, dude? What the fuck?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  What is? Zigoloris, zigoloris.

• 54:17Speaker 02

  Zigolokisp.

• 54:19Speaker 03

  Sorry. Forget that.

• 54:23Speaker 04

  Zigolokis.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Zigolokis.

• 54:28Speaker 04

  Zigolokis.

• 54:30Speaker 02

  Zigolokis.

• 54:32Speaker 04

  Zigoloris.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  Zigolakis.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  Close enough.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  That could get you there. Now just reverse it.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  Zigolokis. Zigolokis.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  You're just saying it backwards, so you need, you need, you need to reverse it, Wade. You're the one who flips it.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  Psychologis. Psychologis.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  I think you got it. I'll take the point.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Zigolakis.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Think about it, work on it.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  Psychologis. Psycho- psychologis. Sick- psychologis. Sick, sick.

• 55:09Speaker 03

  Come on, man.

• 55:10Speaker 02

  If it gets sick.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  Zigolokais.

• 55:15Speaker 02

  Zigolokais?

• 55:16Speaker 04

  Zigolokais.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  Psychologic? Psychological? Psycholakis.

• 55:23Speaker 04

  Come on, come on, come on. See?

• 55:26Speaker 02

  See, see. Psycho- psycholog- psychologist?

• 55:30Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Oh my god, it's psychologist.

• 55:34Speaker 04

  I read, I, I don't know why I read it with a P initially. That was very wrong, but yeah.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  I just don't know why you sounded like French Dracula.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  See, I'm a logicist. I don't know why you would question it. I was getting into character.

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• 56:52Speaker 03

  So, so that, that backwards is hard, right? Backwards is hard. So I'm gonna give you more opportunities to communicate. We're just gonna do one word each for one final round. I call this one hotter or colder. I'm gonna give you a word. Wade's gonna go first. I'm gonna give you a word. Mark, you have to pick a starting word and then you have to guess another word. And Wade has to tell you if that second word is hotter or colder. And then you just continue on and on. Until eventually, the hotness draws you to the correct word.

• 57:29Speaker 04

  Okay, all right, I'm ready. All right.

• 57:30Speaker 03

  All right, Wade, do you have your word?

• 57:32Speaker 02

  I don't sound it out. I don't do anything.

• 57:33Speaker 03

  Don't sound it out. Don't say the word nothing, which starts with Mark. Pick a one word and then pick a second word and Wade just gives you hotter or colder and you keep guessing and Wade keeps telling you hotter or colder.

• 57:42Speaker 04

  Banana. Bicycle.

• 57:45Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  I already like this. I'm just gonna enjoy. Go ahead.

• 57:51Speaker 04

  Pineapple?

• 57:52Speaker 02

  Colder?

• 57:53Speaker 04

  Plutonium.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  Uh, tree.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Warmer.

• 57:59Speaker 04

  Okay, what did I say before?

• 58:01Speaker 03

  Banana, tree.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Oh, and always from the first word? Oh, no.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  That's how I was doing it.

• 58:06Speaker 03

  If it's colder, right, then it's like, oh, don't go that way. So I'm assuming if he tells you colder, it's like, okay, back to banana.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I was doing.

• 58:14Speaker 04

  All right, banana is my north star.

• 58:15Speaker 03

  So banana is your basis. Banana, tree. Tree is warmer.

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Tree.

• 58:19Speaker 03

  So now like tree is home base. And now let's, let's find a direction.

• 58:23Speaker 04

  Dirt.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  What?

• 58:25Speaker 04

  Dirt.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  Dirt.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  Leaves.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 58:31Speaker 04

  Tree.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  Terror.

• 58:34Speaker 02

  Warmer?

• 58:36Speaker 03

  Banana, tree, terror.

• 58:38Speaker 04

  Terror.

• 58:39Speaker 02

  Tumor. Colder.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  Error.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 58:43Speaker 04

  Trauma.

• 58:44Speaker 02

  Lukewarmer.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  What the fuck does that mean?

• 58:49Speaker 03

  Banana, tree, terror, trauma.

• 58:53Speaker 04

  Trauma. Okay.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  I think we're playing this two very different ways.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  You can't talk about how you're playing it.

• 58:59Speaker 04

  Tarantula.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  Warmer.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  Banana, tree, terror, trauma, tarantula.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  Tantalizing.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:06Speaker 04

  Tactical.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:07Speaker 04

  Television.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Oh. Phobia.

• 59:11Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:12Speaker 03

  Fuck.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  Warmer?

• 59:18Speaker 04

  All right.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  Banana, tree, terror, trauma, tarantula, fuck.

• 59:22Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  Emotion?

• 59:27Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  Relationship?

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  Oh, man. Okay.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Friend.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  Colder. Oh, man, this is so hard.

• 59:36Speaker 03

  You guys definitely are approaching this in two very different ways.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Okay, all right, okay, okay, all right, okay, all right. Car.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Cold.

• 59:45Speaker 04

  Or boat.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  He just likes boats, don't worry too much into that. He was just trying to see if he could say yes to boat.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Trunk.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  Apart.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Lock.

• 1:00:00Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. All right, I'm going back. I'm going back. All right, xylophone.

• 1:00:06Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:00:07Speaker 04

  Appalachia.

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  Well, I think, I think you have to say warmer, yeah.

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  Alright, Appalachia.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  Whoa, geez, what even was it? Banana tree, terror, trauma, tarantula, fuck, Appalachia.

• 1:00:23Speaker 04

  The fuck is throwing me? Avalanche.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:00:26Speaker 04

  Anniversary.

• 1:00:27Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Mountain.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  Ah, colder?

• 1:00:30Speaker 04

  Geography.

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Region.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, Mark's gonna be so mad.

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  Haunted.

• 1:00:37Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:00:44Speaker 04

  Was it warmer or colder?

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  That tune, colder?

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  Look through the...

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  You'll find it in those 3,000 words.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Contemporary.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  No, colder.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  Dangerous.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Warmer?

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  I will say, Wade is, I think, Mark, you're approaching it from the size and similarity of the actual words. I think Wade is building on the themes.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  I think Wade is thinking about the actual meaning of the words. So like Appalachia, dangerous.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  That's what I said whenever I thought we were playing this very differently.

• 1:01:20Speaker 03

  Volcano?

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  Uh, colder. You know, Appalachian banana trauma.

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  Mark, just think about how we got here. Banana, tree, trauma, tarantula, fuck, Appalachia, mountain.

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  Injury?

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  Danger.

• 1:01:38Speaker 03

  Danger.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  Sorry, what?

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  Injury.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  Over danger? I'm gonna say colder. I don't know, that one, that's a tough one.

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  Crisis.

• 1:01:47Speaker 02

  Older.

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  Extreme.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  Older?

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  Enemy.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  Warmer.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Man, I'm having a tough one with this bomb.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  I'm getting there, I'm getting there. It is supposed to be hard, just be-

• 1:02:01Speaker 04

  Danger to enemy, right? Enemy was a little warmer, alright.

• 1:02:06Speaker 03

  Battle.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  Colder?

• 1:02:07Speaker 04

  Wrestling. Warmer.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  Okay. Grappling.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  Colder, I guess.

• 1:02:14Speaker 04

  Tussle.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Wow, warmer.

• 1:02:17Speaker 04

  Man. Engagement.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  War.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  How does fuck play in all this? The beast with two backs.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  Warmer? Not what that is, but warmer.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  Animal.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  Warmer.

• 1:02:30Speaker 04

  Buffalo.

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Colder.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  Mountain lion.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  Warmer.

• 1:02:33Speaker 04

  I get one word, right? It's one word. Okay. Uh, bear. That's it. It's bear!

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  Early on, you start with Bs. And I was like, man, I like the letter B, but.

• 1:02:44Speaker 04

  Oh, I see the path. Where does fuck play? I guess you see a bear, you go, fuck!

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  Well, also bears kind of fuck, whereas tarantulas didn't. So I was like, well.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  No, tarantulas do fuck. They fuck. Pretty much everything fucks.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  I don't know how they work.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  They actually come out of their holes to fuck. It's crazy.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  Man, that was a journey.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. So what did we actually do there?

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  I think, because you were going like sound. I noticed that you were like, okay, these words sound similar. And I was like.

• 1:03:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was going for sound syllables, stuff like that.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  And you were started off on the Bs. I just, I decided earlier, I was like, banana is a living thing. Maybe we can just stick with living things and.

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  Okay, once, once we were on the same page, maybe we should go with that, like it should be just the meaning, because I, I believe that would have been quicker if it had been more meaning based.

• 1:03:26Speaker 02

  I, we were like three words in before I realized you were going with sound. And I was like, fuck, I've already gone down the path of, we were, it was too late for me to change strategies at that point.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  I'm willing to, I'm willing to try one for you. I'll, I'll do it. I bet it'd be quicker. And I'll do it based on meaning.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  Watch me be so much worse still.

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  Now that I sent it, that feels mean. Is that too hard?

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  We'll try.

• 1:03:46Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Okay, I've got to come up with two words.

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, find a starting word and then start guessing.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  First word will be spoon. Second word will be people.

• 1:03:56Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  Person.

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  Profession.

• 1:04:00Speaker 04

  Neutral.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  Colder. Email.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  Location.

• 1:04:05Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:06Speaker 02

  Uh, parent?

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Mammal?

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  Technically colder, but you know.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  Just out of, we're not, these aren't proper nouns. I'm not gonna start guessing specific people, right? I don't know if we can answer that. Okay. Um, relative?

• 1:04:21Speaker 04

  Uh, uh, nah.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  For Wade guessing, colder?

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  Adult?

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  Couple?

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  Person, adult?

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  Spoon people, person, adult?

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Man?

• 1:04:36Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  Woman?

• 1:04:38Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  Author?

• 1:04:40Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  People, person, adult, man?

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  A beard?

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  Mustache?

• 1:04:45Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

  Uh, hair? Hairdo?

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  Colder, just, you know, I think, yeah.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Okay. Beard, mustache, hair? Colicle?

• 1:04:56Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  Shave?

• 1:04:57Speaker 04

  Colder.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  Cube?

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  I may have led you astray with one of these. I thought you were on a different path, but I was like.

• 1:05:07Speaker 02

  Sideburn.

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  Here, let me retroactively, let me back you up a step. Let's go back a few. Cause I thought you were on a path that you weren't. Back up, back to.

• 1:05:17Speaker 03

  Man. People, person, adult, man.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Okay. Penis?

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Knowing where you're trying to go, I'm gonna say colder.

• 1:05:31Speaker 02

  Okay. I don't even know where I'm trying to go. I'm just trying to hone in on something here.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  Man, you were ho, you were so, it was like a laser coming right for it at first, and then.

• 1:05:40Speaker 02

  Man. Muscle?

• 1:05:43Speaker 04

  Warmer, if it helps you. Colder, if it doesn't. You know where I'm trying to go. I don't.

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  Strength?

• 1:05:50Speaker 04

  Oh, swarmer.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  Toughness?

• 1:05:55Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:05:57Speaker 02

  Grit?

• 1:05:58Speaker 04

  Warmer.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  Oh, what are you setting them up for this? Um, uh, Giga Chat?

• 1:06:04Speaker 04

  Warm.

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  On fire.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  Warm, warm, warm.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck. What's the word for it? Oh, no. Alpha.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Warm.

• 1:06:15Speaker 02

  That word that's higher than Alf.

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  Sigma?

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  Oh, red hot.

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  Uh, asshole.

• 1:06:22Speaker 04

  Oh, burning. You're burning up.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  Surface of the sun.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  Thick?

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  Warm.

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  Big head?

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  Warm, you're burning up.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  A douche.

• 1:06:33Speaker 04

  Oh, so close.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  Douchebag.

• 1:06:36Speaker 04

  Warm. Oh, my God, you're just burning. I'm gonna keep getting warmer at this point without getting word. Oh, you've got this, buddy.

• 1:06:44Speaker 03

  What do all those things describe?

• 1:06:47Speaker 04

  Oh, boy. Oh.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  More.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  Man, oh, man. Oh, I was trying to avoid the proper noun.

• 1:07:01Speaker 04

  I know, I know. I realize that, but you were just like, damn. Person, people, person. Oh, shit, female. I was like, oh, you gotta guess male next. Male. Okay.

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  Okay, when you said colder there, I was like, okay, it probably isn't a male, female. I just kind of, I should have done the opposite, but I was like, eh, maybe it's just not that path.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  All right, gentlemen.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  How's the score shaking?

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Oh, there's so many scores. Uh, Mark, you earned points for, I believe her name is Amy, uh, beat your mom on social media, uh, pig bladder fingers, we're getting older, early, apple, invent, weakness, psychologist, and Mark. Wade, you're in points for, and friends pity point, didn't leak about Mark's wedding, lumpy neck, laughing at Molly falling down, minimum, yeah, minimum, aspect, friendship, wherever, and bear. Leaving the current scores at Mark with 10 and Wade with 9.

• 1:07:54Speaker 04

  I love it. Wheel, wheel.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  How many points? How many wheel spins are we doing? Oh, wheel that we have spun? Oh, let me guess, 3.

• 1:08:03Speaker 04

  Oh, 3.

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  All right.

• 1:08:05Speaker 04

  3.

• 1:08:06Speaker 03

  3 wheel spins. Um, oh, you know what? I didn't think about what I'm gonna add to the mystical wheel points. Um, best word used.

• 1:08:16Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:08:17Speaker 03

  Like, adhezed.

• 1:08:18Speaker 04

  Adhezed was a great word.

• 1:08:20Speaker 03

  Best word used. There we go. We got 3 spins coming up. Spin number 1. I swear to God, if it's fucking sudden death or whatever, I'm gonna...

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm, I am so there.

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  Did you lose points?

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought it was most tabs open.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  I was like, Tom's hardware. Did you lose a point for that?

• 1:08:45Speaker 03

  Nobody lost any points. I'm so sorry, Mark.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  I am so there. I, it looked like it was most unrelated tabs open. Uh, yeah, alright.

• 1:08:55Speaker 03

  Said fuck the most.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  I said fuck. I said fuck. Yeah, that might not be me. I got the fuck word. No, I said it, yeah.

• 1:09:04Speaker 03

  Alright, Mark gets the first bonus point for saying fuck the most.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  Alright. Yeah.

• 1:09:11Speaker 03

  Least points.

• 1:09:12Speaker 04

  That's me.

• 1:09:13Speaker 03

  Well, that'd be Wade.

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  Damn it. Uh, back down by one. Here comes the tie.

• 1:09:17Speaker 03

  We don't have to do that.

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  Don't call it a back come.

• 1:09:20Speaker 03

  I won't. I would never call anything that except back come. Um.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 1:09:28Speaker 04

  No. A double?

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  Oh. Are we doing repeats?

• 1:09:34Speaker 04

  Oh, you didn't, you didn't remove it?

• 1:09:37Speaker 03

  It's just not so unlikely.

• 1:09:39Speaker 04

  We have landed. Wade got like, what did Wade get? Three in the row of the same one?

• 1:09:44Speaker 02

  Half point, I think.

• 1:09:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, we have done repeats. That's true. Well.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  It's on the wheel, man. I don't, yeah, it's fine.

• 1:09:51Speaker 03

  Mark gets two fuck points and Wade gets one point for being the loser and remains the loser. Mark wins with a score of 12 to 10. Good thing you swear so much, Mark.

• 1:10:02Speaker 04

  Thank you. I know.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Uh, would you like to give us a fucking winner's speech?

• 1:10:06Speaker 04

  What a fucking day. My fucking vocabulary is fucking enormous, just like the rest of me. Except my height. Fuck that and I hate that fucking son of a bitch up there that made me short. But I fucking won, so I'll fucking take it.

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  Wade, would you like to give us a non-fucking-loser speech?

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  You know, this was a lot of fun, actually. I, I liked saying things backwards more than I liked trying to think what Mark was trying to say backwards. We were all a good time. That's a fun game, and it's a hell of a brain teaser. Because both games, you have to think about how you want to play it, whether you pronounce every letter. You just try to say it in a way backwards where they're like, okay, if I flip it, I can say it and immediately get it. Or if you pronounce each letter so they know the letter. That's the way I was going. I was pronouncing each letter like, okay, he knows it ends in an E, because I, E, L, I, E. But while, you don't pronounce the E. You just have to think about how you approach it, and I think we approach things a little bit differently.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  Apparently you have to do whatever Mark did.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  I like my way. Next time, my way will be the right way.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, well, we could absolutely play this exact game again with, with new words, but maybe we'll space it out a little bit. It was fun. This is fun. Anyway, no one will be surprised. Uh, this is another absolute banger from the mind of Mandy. That was Mandy's idea.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  Good job, Mandy.

• 1:11:24Speaker 03

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