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Cincinnati Jeopardy

Distractible

Hosted by Bob Muyskens

45m
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Original podcast

Summary

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In this episode of Distractible hosted by Bob, Mark and Wade compete in a customized trivia game titled Cincinnati Jeopardy, featuring questions about their shared hometown. The game tests their knowledge across three categories: Cincy slang, local headquarters, and local things to do, leading to humorous struggles over iconic landmarks, regional treats, and corporate history. Alongside the trivia showdown, the hosts engage in characteristic banter covering deep cleaning bathrooms, unfortunate animal encounters, and bizarre hypothetical entities before concluding with the traditional wheel spin to determine the next host.

  • Sunny Delight Beverages Company is headquartered in Cincinnati. 12:55
  • Finley Market is located near the University of Cincinnati. 17:03
  • The Cincinnati Art Museum spans 6,000 years of work. 18:22
  • Paycor Stadium is located just west of the Great American Ballpark. 19:21
  • The Daniel Beard Bridge is nicknamed the Big Mac Bridge. 24:45

Chapters

  1. 0:00
    Intro and Lemonati Spoof

    The episode opens with a comedic parody about the Lemonati and 7‑Up’s new lime‑lemon soda, setting a playful tone.

  2. 0:31
    Ad Breaks and Host Introductions

    Sponsors are announced and the hosts introduce themselves, establishing the show’s format and the upcoming Jeopardy segment.

  3. 3:53
    Small Talk and Mascot Drama

    The hosts engage in off‑topic banter, including a joke about a mascot being removed, before transitioning to the game.

  4. 12:19
    Game Setup: Easy Jeopardy Rules

    The hosts explain the rules of the custom Cincinnati Jeopardy game and reveal the categories and point values.

  5. 20:47
    Things to Do Round

    Questions focus on Cincinnati attractions such as the Art Museum, Paycor Stadium, and the Karoo Tower.

  6. 41:47
    Wrap‑Up, Winner’s Speech, and Outro

    Mark delivers a winner’s speech, the hosts joke about thumbs, and the episode ends with a final ad and sign‑off.

Highlights

  • 3:53

    Buc-E's Mascot Demandsstory

    Wade reports breaking news that Buc-E's forced them to remove the Distractible mascot for being too close to their logo.

  • 6:40

    Deep Cleaning Nightmaresinsight

    Bob explains why deep cleaning houses is his ultimate nightmare because he struggles with attention span and attention to detail.

  • 12:41

    Vitamin C Drink Headquartersdata

    Wade successfully guesses Sunny Delight for a question about a privately held Cincinnati company boosting vitamin C.

  • 13:44

    Weather Accessories Headquartersinsight

    The hosts struggle to identify Totes Isotoner as the Cincinnati company that manufactures umbrellas and rubber rain boots.

  • 26:11

    Five-Way Chili Shortcutstrategy

    Mark correctly identifies a five-way as the shortcut for ordering Cincinnati-style chili with all the fixings.

  • 30:51

    Tallest Building in Cincinnatidata

    Bob presents a question about the historic Art Deco building known as the Karoo Tower, formerly the tallest in the city.

Quotes

  • “I think that was honestly, I think that was the idea, because if anyone from Cincinnati was answering it, it would seem like a trick.”
    Bob Muyskens · 27:27
  • “The shortcut for ordering Cincinnati-style chili with spaghetti, raw onions, kidney beans, and cheddar cheese.”
    Bob Muyskens · 26:22
  • “The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows.”
    Unnamed speaker · 33:30
  • “I mean, we don't cause it on purpose, but facts are facts, man.”
    Bob Muyskens · 2:27
  • Born in Roma Fragrances by Valentino Beauty 0:31–0:58
  • Born in Roma Fragrances by Valentino Beauty 44:34–45:01

About this episode

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Transcript

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45:02

7,866 words · 8 speakers

Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

Topics

  • Cincinnati
  • Macy's
  • Pop
  • Totes Isotoner
  • Five-way
  • 7-Up
  • Kroger
  • Sunny Delight
  • Karoo Tower
  • Cincinnati Art Museum

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