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In this episode of Distractible hosted by Bob, Mark and Wade compete in a customized trivia game titled Cincinnati Jeopardy, featuring questions about their shared hometown. The game tests their knowledge across three categories: Cincy slang, local headquarters, and local things to do, leading to humorous struggles over iconic landmarks, regional treats, and corporate history. Alongside the trivia showdown, the hosts engage in characteristic banter covering deep cleaning bathrooms, unfortunate animal encounters, and bizarre hypothetical entities before concluding with the traditional wheel spin to determine the next host.
The episode opens with a comedic parody about the Lemonati and 7‑Up’s new lime‑lemon soda, setting a playful tone.
Sponsors are announced and the hosts introduce themselves, establishing the show’s format and the upcoming Jeopardy segment.
The hosts engage in off‑topic banter, including a joke about a mascot being removed, before transitioning to the game.
The hosts explain the rules of the custom Cincinnati Jeopardy game and reveal the categories and point values.
Questions focus on Cincinnati attractions such as the Art Museum, Paycor Stadium, and the Karoo Tower.
Mark delivers a winner’s speech, the hosts joke about thumbs, and the episode ends with a final ad and sign‑off.
Wade reports breaking news that Buc-E's forced them to remove the Distractible mascot for being too close to their logo.
Deep Cleaning Nightmaresinsight
Bob explains why deep cleaning houses is his ultimate nightmare because he struggles with attention span and attention to detail.
Vitamin C Drink Headquartersdata
Wade successfully guesses Sunny Delight for a question about a privately held Cincinnati company boosting vitamin C.
Weather Accessories Headquartersinsight
The hosts struggle to identify Totes Isotoner as the Cincinnati company that manufactures umbrellas and rubber rain boots.
Five-Way Chili Shortcutstrategy
Mark correctly identifies a five-way as the shortcut for ordering Cincinnati-style chili with all the fixings.
Tallest Building in Cincinnatidata
Bob presents a question about the historic Art Deco building known as the Karoo Tower, formerly the tallest in the city.
“I think that was honestly, I think that was the idea, because if anyone from Cincinnati was answering it, it would seem like a trick.”
“The shortcut for ordering Cincinnati-style chili with spaghetti, raw onions, kidney beans, and cheddar cheese.”
“The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows.”
“I mean, we don't cause it on purpose, but facts are facts, man.”
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