Kevin Hart: Golf, Girlhood, & Getting Roasted

Join Alex in the studio for a hilarious and chaotic interview with Kevin Hart. Kevin fails a girlhood test, pranks his famous friends, roasts people in the industry and discusses his obsession with golf, luxury cars, Instagram, and the gym. Enjoy!

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

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• 2:00Alex Cooper?

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• 2:29Alex Cooper?

  What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with Call Her Daddy.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  This is this good? Check, check, check.

• 2:39Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, check, check.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  All the things? Check, check, check. This is good?

• 2:42Alex Cooper?

  Kevin Hart, welcome to Call Her Daddy.

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Call her daddy.

• 2:45Alex Cooper?

  You're obvious.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  Is this like an eye? You want my eyes?

• 2:47Alex Cooper?

  I like your glasses.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  Do you like?

• 2:49Alex Cooper?

  But I like your eyes.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  Which one do you want?

• 2:51Alex Cooper?

  I think we can kind of test the vibes. If I start to push you too hard, you put the glasses back on.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  Well, no matter what, now they're just gonna, they're gonna.

• 2:58Alex Cooper?

  They'll be there.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  I mean, I, I like to do interviews with glasses or no?

• 3:02Alex Cooper?

  I like doing it too, because I feel like I say crazier shit. Um, you've got a lot of cars.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Okay, yes.

• 3:08Alex Cooper?

  How'd you get here in one of your 20 luxury cars?

• 3:12Speaker 03

  Uh, I, I did drive a car. I drove my wife's car today, so I didn't, I didn't drive one of my cars today.

• 3:18Alex Cooper?

  Why didn't you drive one of your cars?

• 3:20Speaker 03

  I have, I am a, a two seater guy. So I love two seaters. So all of my cars, but maybe the exception of like, two are two seaters. So today I needed a little trunk space.

• 3:36Alex Cooper?

  Why?

• 3:37Speaker 03

  So I drove my wife's truck.

• 3:39Alex Cooper?

  Oh, what, what's in here? What's in the trunk?

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Well, my golf clubs are in the trunk and I got my luggage in the trunk.

• 3:44Alex Cooper?

  I knew that the entire fucking episode, I was like, is this guy gonna come in and his whole personality is golf right now? And you know what? I'm, we're gonna talk about golf because I'm ready to talk about golf with you.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 3:53Alex Cooper?

  But first I want to talk a little bit more about your cars.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 3:55Alex Cooper?

  20 cars. Is that around right?

• 3:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 3:58Alex Cooper?

  How many?

• 3:59Speaker 03

  More.

• 4:00Alex Cooper?

  Kevin, over, under 50 cars?

• 4:03Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 4:03Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  I, I can't tell, I can say that we're, we're, I'm under. I'll say I'm under, but I have, I have, I have a lot of cars.

• 4:11Alex Cooper?

  You're up there.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 4:12Alex Cooper?

  Do you name these things?

• 4:14Speaker 03

  Um, my old school cars, my old school cars that I built have names.

• 4:18Alex Cooper?

  Give me one.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Um, Bane, Dark Knight.

• 4:23Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  Bad News.

• 4:24Alex Cooper?

  Ooh.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Mint Condition, Birdie.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Uh, birdies my, my Bronco. That's where my golf clubs go.

• 4:32Alex Cooper?

  It's for the hope.

• 4:33Speaker 03

  I got, yeah, the name, the name, it's, it's elongated name from when I get like, oh my God, Kevin Hart, have you played him in golf? Holy shit, man.

• 4:43Alex Cooper?

  Birdies.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Birdies all day. It says it on his license plate. Like, yeah, like that's what that's.

• 4:47Alex Cooper?

  You're manifesting.

• 4:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm giving you.

• 4:50Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:51Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm already, I'm, I'm three years ahead already. Okay.

• 4:54Alex Cooper?

  All right. I have a problem with men who have really loud cars.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:59Alex Cooper?

  Do you make them loud on purpose? Like, are you one of those guys that like, what do you call it? Like pulls the exhaust and makes it go vroom, vroom? Kevin?

• 5:08Speaker 03

  All right. So you really don't know about car. Okay. All right. So you're not lying. No, I, I, I'm a muscle car guy. So if you, if you're getting a muscle car, or if you're building a muscle car, without muscle, you don't really have a car. So the engine is where the concept of muscle comes from. So the exhaust and, you know, the world of what happens after that, well, it starts there. So, uh, I'm a heli-fent guy. I'm a LT5 guy. I'm a twin turbo.

• 5:40Alex Cooper?

  Translation for the girls after. I'm really like, look on film.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  Um, but I am very much like, you, you can hear me coming.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  That's bad. We should.

• 5:50Alex Cooper?

  We are never cutting that. That's the first line of the promo.

• 5:54Speaker 03

  That was bad. You, you should, you can.

• 5:56Alex Cooper?

  Kevin?

• 5:56Speaker 03

  You can hear me. Block away.

• 5:59Alex Cooper?

  The way that I think I would hate you if I saw you on the street riding that thing. Cause what's the point? It's so loud. Gives me the ick a little.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  It gives you the ick? You can't appreciate a muscle car with no muscle. What do you mean?

• 6:15Alex Cooper?

  What does the muscle do?

• 6:16Speaker 03

  What do you mean? It justifies the car.

• 6:19Alex Cooper?

  But.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  It's not me. This isn't me. We're not, this isn't a me thing. We're talking about the car.

• 6:24Alex Cooper?

  But does it actually like make it go faster or like?

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Yes. Yes. You think it's just noise?

• 6:30Alex Cooper?

  No, because then all of you are driving these on like 40 mile an hour roads. You're like vroom, vroom.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, you know, you don't wanna, you can't go but so fast. But, but if you're gonna build the car, you wanna build it correctly. Like, I wanna build, if I got a heli-fent engine, I wanna hear it.

• 6:47Alex Cooper?

  You want, you want me to hear you coming?

• 6:49Speaker 03

  Uh, you gonna hear it. A block away, maybe two blocks.

• 6:53Alex Cooper?

  I want to play a game with you.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  I'm listening.

• 6:55Alex Cooper?

  That's why I had you bring your phone in here.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 6:57Alex Cooper?

  We're gonna play one of my favorite Call or Daddy games. It's called Confess or Text.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Confess or text?

• 7:03Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a question. That's a little, ooh, like PR Kevin's gonna be like, oh.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  There's no such thing as PR Kevin.

• 7:11Alex Cooper?

  Okay, and then you're gonna either answer it.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:14Alex Cooper?

  And be like, I got you, Alex, easy.

• 7:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:16Alex Cooper?

  Or you're gonna say, you know what? I'm gonna decide not to do that, and instead I'm going to text. If you decide to text, there's a bowl of questions there. And a name of the person that you're gonna text and what you're gonna text them. So choose your own adventure, Kevin.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  So these people, you know who's in my phone?

• 7:32Alex Cooper?

  Uh, yeah. I know who you're friends with.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  You know who's in my phone?

• 7:35Alex Cooper?

  I've, I've done a little recon.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:37Alex Cooper?

  Are you ready?

• 7:37Speaker 03

  I'm ready, come on.

• 7:38Alex Cooper?

  First one. Who is the most overrated person in the industry right now?

• 7:43Speaker 03

  The most overrated person in the industry? Dwayne The Rock Johnson. What an idiot. Yeah, I'm a comedian, so I can get away with, I can get away with this.

• 7:54Alex Cooper?

  Okay, fuck.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:55Alex Cooper?

  Okay, what's been your worst diva moment on set?

• 7:58Speaker 03

  My worst diva moment on set? Uh, my worst diva moment on set?

• 8:05Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  You know what, I'll probably, I'm probably gonna have to go. It would be a Jumanji, a Jumanji moment.

• 8:14Alex Cooper?

  What'd you do?

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't, I don't like, I don't like the jungle. I don't like the jungle, so like after, after that sun drops. Those mosquitoes and shit, get out of there, like we, we're supposed to be wrapped. Like, hey, man, we, it's, it's five o'clock, what are we doing? Like I'll start making people aware of the times, like, hey, hey, we don't have time for one more. Like, do you, you know they start coming out, like, I'm very.

• 8:43Alex Cooper?

  And they're like, Kevin, we gotta get the shot.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Kevin, seriously, we got one more shot. Hey, get it, cuz that, cuz after this? I'm not gonna do it.

• 8:50Alex Cooper?

  Oh, wow.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  But it's, but it's, but it's with love.

• 8:53Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm. High maintenance.

• 8:54Speaker 03

  Jake, J Cast and our director, he knows how I feel about the spiders and the centipedes and the mosquitoes. So it's, it's with love. I'm not, I don't like, I don't like bu, I don't like the bugs, insects. It doesn't matter where, doesn't matter where. Like, I won't do a movie based off of a location if it's like.

• 9:13Alex Cooper?

  A little too, oh.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, whoa.

• 9:14Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  Yo.

• 9:16Alex Cooper?

  No bougie trailer can solve this.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  I don't care about the trailer. I'll take a, I'll take a shitty trailer. I don't care. I'm, I'm there to work, but if you telling me the, hold on, so we, so we're in a swamp. For how, this is, this is the whole, no.

• 9:32Alex Cooper?

  Heaven heart in the swamp.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 9:34Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  Page one, I'll close it. Open in a swamp. I'm not reading the rest.

• 9:40Alex Cooper?

  Okay, fair. What is the biggest lie you've ever been caught in?

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Biggest lie? I mean, Jesus Christ. I'll say the biggest, probably that I'm not five-five.

• 9:52Alex Cooper?

  Kevin.

• 9:53Speaker 03

  What? It's the truth.

• 9:54Alex Cooper?

  What are you?

• 9:55Speaker 03

  Five-four. Five-three, five-three. Five-three, I'm sorry.

• 10:00Alex Cooper?

  I keep saying it, you're like.

• 10:01Speaker 03

  I thought you were gonna, yeah, I thought you were gonna let it go. You just, yeah, I said that you were gonna keep digging. I apologize.

• 10:07Alex Cooper?

  Have you put that on any, like, business things? Or like, have you switched Wikipedia? Like, are you checking what people say about you?

• 10:14Speaker 03

  I mean, once, once people started doing what you just did, like, not take my first answer. The only people that believed me was the DMV years ago. When they were like, how tall are you? And I was like, five-five. And they was like, okay, I was like, whoa.

• 10:26Alex Cooper?

  Damn.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Oh, that's how, y'all gonna write that?

• 10:30Alex Cooper?

  I love this place.

• 10:31Speaker 03

  Shit, write it down.

• 10:33Alex Cooper?

  Kevin is the only person that loves the DMV. Um, okay. What's a secret sexual fantasy you have?

• 10:40Speaker 03

  A secret sexual fantasy?

• 10:44Speaker 03

  Well, this is a weird question because then it's not a secret anymore.

• 10:48Alex Cooper?

  Text. Give me one text.

• 10:49Speaker 03

  That's what I'm trying to avoid. So I'd rather, let me think about this for a second.

• 10:54Alex Cooper?

  You have to text. Come on, they're good, they're good. You're so scared.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  I am, I am. I was gonna make up a sexual fantasy just now.

• 11:02Speaker 03

  Chelsea Handler. Okay, Chelsea. I'm throwing a rager this weekend with drugs.

• 11:08Alex Cooper?

  You can pick another.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  No, this is good. This is good for Chelsea.

• 11:11Alex Cooper?

  I love Chelsea.

• 11:12Speaker 03

  Chelsea, but she, the crazy part is she's gonna text back. Like, what are you looking for?

• 11:17Alex Cooper?

  She's like, I got ketamine, I got...

• 11:19Speaker 03

  She's such a drug addict.

• 11:20Alex Cooper?

  Dude, she's crazy.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  Such a closet druggie.

• 11:23Alex Cooper?

  Not even closeted.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  No, she doesn't care.

• 11:25Alex Cooper?

  That's why I said, you could just ask her.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  She's by far the best person alive. Her energy is unmatched. But I'm gonna send this text. Can I send a voice note?

• 11:33Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 11:33Speaker 03

  That's better than a text.

• 11:34Alex Cooper?

  That's way better.

• 11:35Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 11:36Alex Cooper?

  Chelsea's been on the show like three times.

• 11:38Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  Uh, Chelsea, this Kev. Hey, I'm throwing a crazy rager this weekend. Um, hey, what drugs can you get for everyone? If I need a bunch of drugs, what can you, what can you get? Like a, like a variety pack? Like if I want people to have a good time, what can you get me?

• 11:59Alex Cooper?

  I love how you say, hey, it's Kev. She has your number, right?

• 12:03Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't know. She might have this one. This is my new number. I think she does.

• 12:06Alex Cooper?

  Do you switch your number a lot?

• 12:07Speaker 03

  No, I just did it.

• 12:08Alex Cooper?

  You're on the move.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  Yes. I just said lock in my new number as we said it.

• 12:12Alex Cooper?

  Okay, last one.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  I'm ready.

• 12:15Alex Cooper?

  What is your current net worth?

• 12:16Speaker 03

  Oh, fucking call whoever. What is this? Alright, Jack Black. I'm producing this movie about demonic childrens come out here, and I think you'd be perfect for the part as their conductor.

• 12:33Alex Cooper?

  Do you like that?

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's good. You gotta give Jack energy though. You gotta give Jack energy.

• 12:38Alex Cooper?

  You gonna do a voice note?

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:39Alex Cooper?

  Are you a voice noter?

• 12:40Speaker 03

  I am a voice noter.

• 12:42Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  Why not use it?

• 12:44Alex Cooper?

  Hit him with it.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, it's a great...

• 12:46Alex Cooper?

  Oh, I love Jack Black so much.

• 12:49Speaker 03

  Alright, ready?

• 12:50Alex Cooper?

  Yep.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  Here we go. Hey JB, look man, um, got a crazy idea, man. I'm producing this movie about like a demonic children's choir. And I think, I think he'll be perfect for the part of their conductor, like this. I don't know, man, I just see the conductor having crazy hands and crazy energy. Cause he's dealing with these like demon kids. So the only way to get their attention is to like make those faces that you be making. Either way, um, let me know what you think, man. Just, just, that's a rough pitch. I can give you the full detail when we talk.

• 13:21Alex Cooper?

  See, like what the fuck? That's one of those where you're like, how do I tell my friend kindly no?

• 13:27Speaker 03

  Well, he, well, Jack, Jack is actually, Jack will call back and he'll be like, ah.

• 13:34Alex Cooper?

  Let's talk this through.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  Is it like, so when you say demon, he'll vet it out? Like he, he'll wanna know more.

• 13:39Alex Cooper?

  He's so good.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  And he's like, so what, what is it? Are you locked into this? Like.

• 13:45Alex Cooper?

  Concept?

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Do we have room to like, he won't, he won't just tell me no.

• 13:49Alex Cooper?

  He's a good guy.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  He won't just tell me no.

• 13:51Alex Cooper?

  Okay, obviously stalked your Instagram before you came here.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 13:54Alex Cooper?

  And I saw that David Beckham recently commented in one of your thirst traps, saying that he thinks you're hot. How did that moment make you feel, Kevin?

• 14:02Speaker 03

  We were, we were going back and forth because we, uh, we both are, uh, uh, we're both part of the same team now. We both are under the ABG umbrella and we share businesses and business interests. And he and I did an amazing partnership with Shark Ninja. And with Shark Ninja, we have a through line of things that we are endorsing or backing or acting as the ambassador. So mine's was the chill pill. And the whole concept with the chill pill is if you're hot, well, take a moment to chill. So there's a chill factor, there's a fan, there's a cooling spray, et cetera.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  So in the campaign, it's, do you think I'm hot? And if so, well, maybe I should chill.

• 14:51Alex Cooper?

  Kevin, you're just selling it all.

• 14:52Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm not, that wasn't a plug. Talked very poised, polished.

• 14:57Alex Cooper?

  I've got my answers down.

• 15:08Alex Cooper?

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• 19:14Speaker 03

  My best physical quality? Physical?

• 19:17Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  My wife likes my back. She likes my back.

• 19:23Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  She says I have a big back for a little man. She says I got a

• 19:27Alex Cooper?

  Big back.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  Big, like, cobra back.

• 19:29Alex Cooper?

  Do you feel that way?

• 19:31Speaker 03

  Um, yeah, I think I have a nice back.

• 19:34Alex Cooper?

  Okay, you've got a nice back.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, back. I'll go back. Oh, and my calves.

• 19:38Alex Cooper?

  Good calves.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  My calves are incredible.

• 19:40Alex Cooper?

  Good, you know, like, thickness?

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Incredible.

• 19:44Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 19:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, fucking credible.

• 19:46Alex Cooper?

  Okay. I can't see them, but I believe you.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  I think my quads are getting bigger, too. Now, I don't want to go down the the path of just like what I feel is going on. But I think I'm starting to get a nice quad. Like, a nice quad. So, you know, maybe the swim trunks get a little smaller this summer.

• 20:03Alex Cooper?

  Ooh.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  Right? The fear with a smaller swim trunk, though, because if you're wearing trunks correctly, you're not wearing drawers underneath them. I don't want to be the dude showing a little ball at the, at the beach.

• 20:15Alex Cooper?

  A little too much.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't want a a ball drop out.

• 20:18Alex Cooper?

  But you like when they're tight, because it shows.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  I just want to be fitted. If my, if my quads get big, but I don't want, I don't want them not to be where they're supposed to be, and I get aggressive with a short, and then I get a ball slip.

• 20:31Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:32Alex Cooper?

  It's like a ball slip, or they're a little too baggy, that the quads look small.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't want to look sick. Does that guy have rickets? You don't want to look, oh, Kevin Hart. What happened to his legs, man?

• 20:44Alex Cooper?

  You want to find that in between, Kevin.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:46Alex Cooper?

  Um, you took the mirrors out of your gym?

• 20:50Speaker 03

  Uh, well, for a minute, and then

• 20:52Alex Cooper?

  Oh, they're back.

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Well, I put new ones in there, but for a minute I did.

• 20:55Alex Cooper?

  Why'd you take them out? Because they were getting distracting, huh?

• 20:57Speaker 03

  Well,

• 20:58Alex Cooper?

  Checking itself out.

• 20:59Speaker 03

  Can you imagine looking at that every day? Every day? Then you start to think, well, why am I still here? I did it.

• 21:08Alex Cooper?

  Kevin? Kevin? So, you see yourself in these mirrors. You're like, god damn. God damn. God damn, I'm so good.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  I took them, I took them out for a while because I was redoing the gym. And then I got used to them not being there, and you find, like, that you're doing the work.

• 21:27Alex Cooper?

  Wrong.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Well, no, not wrong. You're just a little more motivated because it's like you're not looking every single day and looking for the results in real time.

• 21:36Alex Cooper?

  Getting swole.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, you, you you get a nice little payoff. But they're back now.

• 21:40Alex Cooper?

  They're back.

• 21:41Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 21:41Alex Cooper?

  Your wife comments on all of your Instagram posts. She's very supportive. Did you ask her to do this?

• 21:48Speaker 03

  You know, you just said she's supportive.

• 21:50Alex Cooper?

  She's supportive, but like.

• 21:51Speaker 03

  You know what's crazy is that it actually gets me like sometimes it uh, does it get me in trouble? But like, I'm not, I'm not the social media guy that I used to be. Like as far as like, you know, always on social media, always looking. So, you know, my wife will go and, and put stuff up and I'll go dazed. I'm like, oh shit, I saw the thing you posted. She was like, it was like two weeks ago. I was like, no, I saw it.

• 22:14Alex Cooper?

  Are you in her comments like she's in yours?

• 22:16Speaker 03

  I say things when I see it. Yeah. You look beautiful, honey.

• 22:19Alex Cooper?

  Have you heard the term Instagram husband?

• 22:21Speaker 03

  Instagram husband? No, what is that?

• 22:23Alex Cooper?

  It's like, you're capable of actually taking a fucking good picture of your wife and like, so she can like slay on the gram.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not.

• 22:30Alex Cooper?

  You're bad.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  I'm horrible.

• 22:32Alex Cooper?

  You're hitting her bad angles. You're hitting her.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  I get, I get, you get three max with me and I'm like, get the fuck out. Get to go, get somebody else to take it.

• 22:38Alex Cooper?

  Who's taking your pictures?

• 22:40Speaker 03

  Well, I have a photographer or I.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  I mean, I have a professional.

• 22:45Alex Cooper?

  Designated Instagram and TikTok person.

• 22:49Speaker 03

  If it's time for me to like, put stuff up, we have somebody there that's taking pictures. My wife is taking good pictures though. Like we're doing like a family day. She does all that. She's, she's great with that. I'm not that guy. I don't have, I'm not, and I don't have the patience to do.

• 23:01Alex Cooper?

  You don't got it.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Like, oh wait, do another one. Oh wait, no, no, no, no. Let me move my hand like this and let me sit. You get three. You, you get three.

• 23:09Alex Cooper?

  Three is so wack. Three, my eyes are closed.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  I'm forty six years old.

• 23:13Alex Cooper?

  I'm thinking of your wife today.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  I'm forty six years old.

• 23:18Alex Cooper?

  With a designated Instagram person for yourself.

• 23:21Speaker 03

  I am, I, and when they're there, that's their job. Kev, just stand right. You get one, man, pap. That's gonna be good. Make it work. I'm not, I'm not that guy.

• 23:32Alex Cooper?

  What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever posted on the internet?

• 23:35Speaker 03

  The most embarrassing thing?

• 23:36Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 23:36Speaker 03

  Nothing's embarrassing.

• 23:37Alex Cooper?

  You're not embarrassed.

• 23:38Speaker 03

  I'm not embarrassed by anything. I'm very transparent.

• 23:40Alex Cooper?

  Okay. What has embarrassed your kids that you've posted on the internet?

• 23:43Speaker 03

  My kids get mad at everything.

• 23:44Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 23:44Speaker 03

  They're teenagers. Cool. They're too cool. So, dad, did you even look at my face in this one? Look at my eyes. God, oh my God, why do you got me looking like this? Dad, yo, you gotta take that post down, man. You got me looking, you got me looking chopped. I just learned all these words.

• 24:01Alex Cooper?

  Kevin?

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

• 24:02Alex Cooper?

  When did you learn chops?

• 24:03Speaker 03

  I learned it about three months ago. My, my daughter said it. Dad, no, seriously? No, you got me looking chopped. Take that down. Take what down? It's a family, we're eating. It's just a nice little family picture. We were, we were eating dinner. Like, why can't I, I just wanted to show how cool it is when all my kids with me eating dinner. No, not like that. I look crazy.

• 24:23Alex Cooper?

  Do you feel like sometimes they're talking a different language around you?

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 24:27Alex Cooper?

  It's kinda crazy, huh?

• 24:28Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 24:28Alex Cooper?

  It's a different lingo.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  My kids, here's the thing that's funny about my kids, man. I'm not that guy to my kids. Like, there's nothing...

• 24:36Alex Cooper?

  You're not cool?

• 24:37Speaker 03

  No. I'm, I'm cool. They have definitely told me I'm a, I'm like a really cool dad. But I'm not what I think I am to them.

• 24:45Alex Cooper?

  You're not Kevin Hart?

• 24:46Speaker 03

  No, no shot. No shot.

• 24:49Alex Cooper?

  Instagram bio. Live, love, and laugh.

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 24:54Alex Cooper?

  What's going on?

• 24:56Speaker 03

  What do you, I don't understand. What do you mean?

• 24:58Alex Cooper?

  What's going on there?

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Live, love, laugh. Those are the three rules that I live by. Live your life while you live it. Try your best to love as much as you can.

• 25:07Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  And when you're living and loving correctly, well, you should be laughing.

• 25:12Speaker 03

  If the three L's apply to you, it's very hard to not be living a good life.

• 25:16Alex Cooper?

  Is this, it's a little home goods, like live, laugh, love, but you turned...

• 25:21Speaker 03

  No, that's not what I say.

• 25:22Alex Cooper?

  No, no.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  That's not what I say.

• 25:24Alex Cooper?

  You say live, love, laugh.

• 25:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, what you just said is fucking ridiculous. Like, who would do that? No, no, no, no, no.

• 25:30Alex Cooper?

  Live, laugh, love?

• 25:32Speaker 03

  No, no. Don't do that. Live, love, laugh. See that? See the difference? Did you just see the difference? You were like, live, laugh, love. And I was like, what the, hey? Crazy lady? Are you crazy?

• 25:48Alex Cooper?

  Do you have this motto, like, on your walls somewhere in your home?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  I do.

• 25:54Alex Cooper?

  But when you go to shop for it, it's always probably live, laugh, love, so you had to get it.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  By the way, which is why it's never purchased. Which is why you'll always see it. It's always available. It's on my wall in my gym. I got it like, I got a bunch of sayings on my gym.

• 26:06Alex Cooper?

  So you custom made it?

• 26:07Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 26:09Alex Cooper?

  Custom.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  Yes, that's me.

• 26:11Alex Cooper?

  You're not a live, laugh, love guy.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 26:13Alex Cooper?

  You're a live, love, laugh guy.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Live, love. You gotta live to love. And then you laugh. See how I make that? I mean, is this not great? By the way, she feels so much better now that she heard it the right way.

• 26:25Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  She's been saying live, la- live, laugh, la- like, no, what you been saying? Love, la- whatever it is is wrong.

• 26:33Alex Cooper?

  No, he's getting confused.

• 26:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz you're confusing me.

• 26:35Alex Cooper?

  He's like, what do I say?

• 26:35Speaker 03

  I shouldn't have looked to the left. Through my whole fucking equilibrium off. I got vertigo.

• 26:40Alex Cooper?

  No, where- the heart is where the home is.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  No. No, I will say this though. It's hard to take steps if you're going backwards.

• 26:50Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm that guy. Yeah. Hey, get on the elevator. Do me a favor? Make sure it's going up.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  Hard work should be hard. Because if it feels good, then you ain't doing it right.

• 27:11Alex Cooper?

  Oh.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, there you go.

• 27:13Alex Cooper?

  I mean.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:15Alex Cooper?

  Electric.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, these are big things that live by.

• 27:18Alex Cooper?

  These are- this is gonna change the game for people. If someone was having a bad day, done.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:23Alex Cooper?

  Kevin Hart came through.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  By the way, in the words of my daughter Kayori, duh. Duh.

• 27:30Alex Cooper?

  Let's talk about golf.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 27:32Alex Cooper?

  When did this become your latest obsession?

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Seven months ago.

• 27:36Alex Cooper?

  To the date?

• 27:37Speaker 03

  To the date, to the T.

• 27:39Alex Cooper?

  What happened?

• 27:40Speaker 03

  What do you mean, what happened?

• 27:40Alex Cooper?

  What happened?

• 27:41Speaker 03

  God basically opened up the portal to happiness and said, this is it.

• 27:46Alex Cooper?

  Who, who put you on though? Cuz you said, what, how, how old are you?

• 27:49Speaker 03

  I am forty-six.

• 27:50Alex Cooper?

  So you're in your forties?

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 27:52Alex Cooper?

  You've lived your life with no golf.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Oh, hold on.

• 27:55Alex Cooper?

  Okay, you're done. You're out.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  They just fucking killed me? In your forties.

• 28:00Alex Cooper?

  You're done.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  You basically did it. So now, now that you're at the end of it, hold on.

• 28:05Alex Cooper?

  You've been living this life.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 28:07Alex Cooper?

  Without golf in it.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  I, I feel.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  It is such a tough thing to process because so many people have tried to get me into golf. For years and you're talking about, you know, I've toured. I've toured the globe and I've been to some of the most beautiful places in the world. And if I had had golf. As a hobby during those times, I would have been able to see some of the most beautiful golf courses. In the world simultaneously. But Luda. Luda and I, we uh, we do a trip uh. Yearly, we try to sometimes it's a little space in between.

• 28:43Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  We were on a back of a boat and they had the biodegradable. Golf balls.

• 28:47Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  And they had a like club. So I literally just started hitting them off the back of the boat. And I was like, man, this is not bad. And when we got back, my friends. Were going to Mexico and they were like, yo, we're going on a golf trip. You want to roll? I was like, yeah, I'mma go. And when I went on the golf trip and everybody else was kinda okay. And I was so bad. I'm such a competitive person. I did not like the feeling. Of being that bad. So I made a bet with them and I said. Give me a year. And I'm gonna come back and I guarantee I'll beat all of you guys. So we, we marked the date. So I have about uh, maybe five more months, I think five more months. And we go back to the same course. And we're playing and we have odds and stuff.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  But I'm gonna beat them. So I don't do anything halfway. I'm a, I'm a hundred percent.

• 29:35Alex Cooper?

  Oh, so this trip is coming up?

• 29:37Speaker 03

  In five months, yeah.

• 29:38Alex Cooper?

  Damn.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  So, but I'm addicted. Like I'm, I'm addicted with the fact that it's you. Against yourself and all you're trying to do is find. The best ways to navigate this little white ball.

• 29:50Alex Cooper?

  Uh huh.

• 29:51Speaker 03

  Around this course. And as less strokes as possible.

• 29:54Alex Cooper?

  It's a beautiful game.

• 29:55Speaker 03

  It's a beautiful game.

• 29:57Alex Cooper?

  What's your handicap?

• 29:58Speaker 03

  That, that will not be discussed today. We will not.

• 30:01Alex Cooper?

  Net worth or handicap? Go.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  We will not give any information because I have a competition coming up. In five months and I will not fucking give you any information. Harry, John, Mustafa, huh? Boss? That's right, five months. Get minds or get naked. You know what it is bitch. And that, and by the way, that's going to camera. That's a threat. And I got Brian. Me and Brian got a match coming up.

• 30:23Alex Cooper?

  Oh, so this ain't looking good though. Cause someone's holding their handicap close to their chest.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 30:27Alex Cooper?

  You're still a little insecure.

• 30:29Speaker 03

  I am. For, for doing this for seven months, I am so advanced from where I should be.

• 30:35Alex Cooper?

  Really?

• 30:36Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 30:36Alex Cooper?

  Have you ever had a hole in one?

• 30:37Speaker 03

  No, absolutely not. No. Right now, I'm at the stages where it's all about understanding

• 30:45Speaker 03

  the golf swing and the proper road to a successful golf swing.

• 30:49Alex Cooper?

  Are you in your kitchen and your shower?

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 30:52Alex Cooper?

  And in your house?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 30:54Alex Cooper?

  Just doing the thing?

• 30:55Speaker 03

  Yep. All of it. Name it. Name a product that you can buy to the, the, the business of golf has made so much money that it's ridiculous, but I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. So from where I am now, and I'm gonna figure out the tournament that I wanna play in, that's a good enough tournament, that's coming up like a year and a half. I'm giving myself a lot of time. Year and a half's time. I'mma feel my progression from now until then. Because the sport and world of golf needs to know that I'm not doing this just to like, just to do it the fuck around. I'm very serious about this. As a matter of fact, I honestly thought about putting the microphone down and taking the old acting and, and the scripts and, and going, "Hey, everybody take a beat because there's a senior citizen tournament, 50 and up."

• 31:39Speaker 03

  It's like when you get over 50, there's a tournament for 50-year-olds and up. So I'm like, what if I start preparing for that now?

• 31:45Alex Cooper?

  You've got four years.

• 31:45Speaker 03

  By the time I turn 50, I might be in the Masters. I might. The way I'm going and how dedicated I am?

• 31:53Alex Cooper?

  You're in.

• 31:53Speaker 03

  I'm, "in" is an understatement. And I already brought the Bronco and I put the birdie license plate on it. So I have to start getting birdies or else I wasted my fucking money.

• 32:02Alex Cooper?

  Heaven.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm just giving you what it is. There's so much, but I'm going to bring personality, charisma, style.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm, I'm gonna make golf sexy. I'm gonna make golf sexy. Can you imagine me in some of those little shorts after, after I'm done with my quads? Not now. Wait, when they're done. When they're done. I'm still in, I'm still in development. So if you look, is that camera, can it zoom in a little bit?

• 32:31Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  If y'all can zoom in, but don't, don't moose knuckle me. Don't get my, don't get the unit. I'm saying grab, grab my fucking quads for a second. I'm not making that up. They're there. So that's all about how I'm coming through to compress the fucking ball. Compress it.

• 32:49Alex Cooper?

  DeChambeau is quaking.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  That's my guy, man. Bryson, he had a tough Masters, but next year, he'll be fine. He'll be back. Young guy, great future ahead of him. As I talk about personalities in the sport, he's an amazing personality. A guy who's found a way to amplify the game.

• 33:04Alex Cooper?

  Make it fun.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, that's what it's about.

• 33:07Alex Cooper?

  What's your caddy's name?

• 33:09Speaker 03

  Well, right now, Enrico Hart. My wife has been, my wife has been my caddy for my toughest matches. Yeah, yeah.

• 33:19Alex Cooper?

  How's that going?

• 33:21Speaker 03

  I'll be honest with you, not too good. You know, she's a very vocal about what she sees out there. Honey, how come you not hitting it like that? Will you shut the fuck? Like, stop doing that. I'm just saying, but when they hit it, it goes like, why yours keep going to the side like that? Because I don't know. I'm trying to figure out.

• 33:39Alex Cooper?

  Oh man, you're poor white.

• 33:40Speaker 03

  No, there's nothing funnier than a woman that has no idea like what you're going through who's asking innocent questions. Why yours be going in the sand? Shut the fuck. God damn it, honey. It's because I'm not coming through. Can you video this one so I can see where my elbow is? She's got a.

• 33:59Alex Cooper?

  Oh man, she's a full champ though.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh.

• 34:01Alex Cooper?

  She's going out there with you.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  Some of the shittiest swings ever.

• 34:04Alex Cooper?

  Holy shit. Does she know a lot about golf?

• 34:07Speaker 03

  Well, now she does.

• 34:08Alex Cooper?

  Yeah, you're learning together.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, after going to the Masters, she's full of it. Like, that was an experience of a lifetime.

• 34:13Alex Cooper?

  Let's move on to fashion. The fact that we're talking this long about golf on Call Her Daddy is pretty historic.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Well, it is historic, and I think the viewers that you have are going to be energized with a new form of like, oh my God, I want to do this too, right? Like, I know there's a lot of women that are watching, saying, oh my God, like, maybe I should go and caddy for my man, right? But she's having a good time. Maybe I can too.

• 34:38Alex Cooper?

  And you know what? I've hit, I've hit it a couple times.

• 34:40Speaker 03

  Whoa, hey, hit the golf ball. You need to.

• 34:44Alex Cooper?

  I've.

• 34:45Speaker 03

  Okay, you need to, all right?

• 34:48Alex Cooper?

  I've hit the golf ball.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, that's how it happens.

• 34:50Alex Cooper?

  Let me clarify. I've hit the golf ball a couple times.

• 34:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 34:53Alex Cooper?

  I'm not bad.

• 34:55Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't believe you. And it's like-

• 34:59Alex Cooper?

  You know what? Before you leave, I'm gonna find the fucking video.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 35:03Alex Cooper?

  Back down, Hart.

• 35:04Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 35:05Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 35:06Alex Cooper?

  Uh, next time I see you, you'll be asking what my handicap is.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  Or, or not.

• 35:09Alex Cooper?

  And I won't hide it. Oh.

• 35:11Speaker 03

  Or not.

• 35:11Alex Cooper?

  Or not, I'll never see you again. Okay, how would you describe your personal style?

• 35:16Speaker 03

  My personal style?

• 35:17Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:18Speaker 03

  Um... Classy, laid back, tailored, mature.

• 35:24Alex Cooper?

  Watch collection.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:27Alex Cooper?

  Do you have more watches than cars?

• 35:30Speaker 03

  That's none of your goddamn business.

• 35:33Speaker 03

  That's none of your goddamn business.

• 35:34Alex Cooper?

  I'm trying to rob you.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 35:36Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  It really sounds like-

• 35:38Alex Cooper?

  I'm like, and where are they in your-

• 35:40Speaker 03

  So, and like, where do you put these? Like, if you get, like, just as an example, what do you-

• 35:45Alex Cooper?

  A hundred?

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Like, what do you- I have, I have a nice collection.

• 35:49Alex Cooper?

  More than a hundred or less?

• 35:50Speaker 03

  I have a nice watch collection.

• 35:51Alex Cooper?

  More? That's, that's wild.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  I never said that.

• 35:54Alex Cooper?

  Kevin, you're blushing.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  I never said that.

• 35:56Alex Cooper?

  The cheeks are getting rosy.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  I'm too dark to blush.

• 35:58Alex Cooper?

  Two hu- fuck off, two hundred?

• 36:00Speaker 03

  I am never disclosing this information.

• 36:03Alex Cooper?

  Why?

• 36:04Speaker 03

  As a watch collector, a watch enthusiast, uh, people in that space know that I'm very serious about my watches. Uh, but you never, you never tell, there's no need to tell.

• 36:12Alex Cooper?

  You want texts?

• 36:13Speaker 03

  That's, yeah, do you want me to, not only text, what was the question about my favorite sexual fantasy with us? What do you want?

• 36:22Speaker 03

  I don't do anything halfway, so if I'm in, I'm in.

• 36:24Alex Cooper?

  Has anyone texted back?

• 36:26Speaker 03

  I didn't check, you didn't tell me to check.

• 36:27Alex Cooper?

  Check.

• 36:28Speaker 03

  Let's see.

• 36:29Alex Cooper?

  But don't go answering emails right now.

• 36:30Speaker 03

  No, no, I only have one text, uh, from HRE, but I can tell you for a fact, Chelsea probably will. Look, what did I tell you Jack would say?

• 36:41Alex Cooper?

  Stop.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  What did I say Jack would say?

• 36:42Alex Cooper?

  You were like, he'd be like, "Let's talk about this more."

• 36:44Speaker 03

  Please, so, so you're thinking that I'm not lying?

• 36:46Alex Cooper?

  Stop.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  At twelve oh, twelve oh eight PM-

• 36:50Alex Cooper?

  No.

• 36:51Speaker 03

  Jack Black says, "Let me read the script."

• 36:53Alex Cooper?

  Oh!

• 36:53Speaker 03

  What did I tell you? Uh, Jack, that was a dare, man, I just, I'm on Call Her Daddy, and I had to, uh, send, send you a text with that crazy one-liner. And I actually guessed that your response would be, "Let me read the script," because you would be too afraid to tell me. It was a shitty idea, 'cause you're too nice. I love you, it was a joke, bye.

• 37:15Alex Cooper?

  It's pretty fucking good.

• 37:15Speaker 03

  I told you, look, let me read the script. He's the nicest guy ever.

• 37:19Alex Cooper?

  He's like, Jesus Christ, what I do for friends. Um, what do you think is the biggest fashion mistake that men make?

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Trying to do too much, trying to dress towards a trend and not towards like where you are. Like I think, I think I do a very good job of staying in what I would consider to be my lane, right? Like I don't, I don't do too much. I'm not trying to walk the runway. I'm not trying to, you know, go to the fashion shows and make the biggest statement. I like, I like being clean cut. I like looking polished, uh, poised, but at the same time comfortable, like it's chill.

• 37:57Alex Cooper?

  Is there anything that your wife has ever vetoed and been like, take it off?

• 38:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. I've, I've definitely had some, it's mostly, it's mostly color.

• 38:08Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Like, like the, like the color. Like sometimes I'm like, what do you, but like I, I can feel it because I, I don't ask a lot of questions. So if I come out, hey, uh, what'd you think this?

• 38:18Alex Cooper?

  You just know.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's electric blue. What do you think about this right here? It's too much. Is it a V-neck?

• 38:24Alex Cooper?

  And she's like, take it off.

• 38:26Speaker 03

  Take it off.

• 38:27Alex Cooper?

  Okay, that's fair.

• 38:36Alex Cooper?

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• 40:46Alex Cooper?

  that you can really just make your own, from festive charms to personalized engravings and jewelry that can represent the people and the moments that mean the most to you. So whether you're shopping for your partner, or your mom, your best friend, you can find something that really is specific to them. Maybe it's a charm that makes you think of the trip that you guys took together once, or maybe it's an engraving for your anniversary, or just a piece that feels like them the second you see it. Pandora makes it so easy to give a gift that feels thoughtful and personal, and makes every holiday moment even more meaningful and special. Because at the end of the day, the best gifts aren't just about the piece itself, but it's the intention and the story

• 41:29Alex Cooper?

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• 41:38Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:39Alex Cooper?

  You have four kids.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 41:40Alex Cooper?

  What would you say you're like as a dad?

• 41:42Speaker 03

  I'm the best. I'm a, I am a solution.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  First dad, like talking about the problem doesn't make the problem go away. Talking about the solution and then going back to understand why the problem happened.

• 42:01Alex Cooper?

  But Kevin, are you one of those husbands that we deal with this a lot where it's like, you're like, babe, I've got the solution. She's like, I don't want a solution. I want you to just listen to my feelings. Men tend to kind of like go right for how to solve it.

• 42:13Speaker 03

  Um, with my daughter, my, my oldest, who's 21 now, we definitely went through a wave and a learning curve where I had to realize, listening to you, uh, was the, was the want or could be the want.

• 42:30Alex Cooper?

  Was the solution.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  And, and sometimes you feeling heard provided the table like for a better,

• 42:37Alex Cooper?

  It's good.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  A better world of repair.

• 42:39Alex Cooper?

  Are you strict? Like, what would you do if you caught your kid sneaking out?

• 42:43Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not that strict. Um, you know, we're living in a different time. So, holding my kids to a, a time of old and expecting them to do and move the same way that I had to, I don't think that's fair. Um, you know, you have to, you have to be a little more, a little more lenient, a little more loose. So, uh, the curfew is a little later, but I'm, I am a, I will give you as much as you're asking, as long as you're matching it with responsibility and maturity. If that starts to sway, now you're giving me reason to start to pull things back. So I'm only taking things away because you're not doing

• 43:27Speaker 03

  what you said you were gonna do. So you can play the good game all you want. You can play me. You can have me thinking I got as sane as a child because you're on time, you're getting your work done. Uh, you, you, when you say you're gonna be back, you're back. When you say you're going somewhere, that's where you are. Hey, man, if you're in between those lines, I don't know what the fuck is going on in between that.

• 43:46Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 43:46Speaker 03

  But you're giving me that visual, I leave you alone.

• 43:49Alex Cooper?

  Um, your oldest daughter just turned 21. Like you said, your oldest son just committed to run track and field at University of Tennessee.

• 43:55Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 43:55Alex Cooper?

  How emotional have you been watching your kids like reach these achievements?

• 43:59Speaker 03

  I mean, it's bigger and better than any accomplishment that I've had in career. Um, I mean, there's no better gift than the gift of a child and.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  Make sure I don't get a little fucking choked up.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  Seeing my two oldest grow up into the people that they are, into the people that they have

• 44:27Speaker 03

  become is my happy, right? Like my... I can be proud of my daughter. She is an example to my youngest of what being a woman in our family is and will be.

• 44:46Speaker 03

  My son, the same. He's an example of what

• 44:52Speaker 03

  a man with the last name Hart should be and will be. And it's tough because like damn, you know, this house about to get it's about to get quiet. It's about to get quiet, so... I don't think, I don't think that I've completely processed that yet. Like, you know, when your kids go away from school, there's a chance they might not come back. And what I mean by come back is like they may go somewhere and they may fall in love with the town, the city, and that could be life. Right? And then you're looking at holidays, whatever, but you gotta be supportive of whatever that is. Like they... I have two full-fledged young adults, so as a father, I don't, I don't guide with what I want them to do for the best or

• 45:36Speaker 03

  for what I think will create the best for me. I want them to do things for the best of them. And it's like they're just starting to kind of lay that shit out. That's, that's the tough part.

• 45:49Alex Cooper?

  It is. So I, it's so funny, like watching yourself, I'm sure, like going from being a kid to then a parent, and you're watching your kids now leave, and you're like, I know this is supposed to be such a fun time, but I'm also like, fuck, don't leave! But you're gonna handle it, and like, obviously you love them so much, but yeah, that like empty nest or feeling, obviously I know you have other kids, but like, when you're losing even one to leaving the house, it changes the dynamic so intensely.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  It's tough because my their younger brother and sister look up to them so much as well. So, you know, the impact that it's gonna have on them, like it's a trickle effect. It's not just, it's not just me and Nico and your mom. It's like... There's a, there's a trickle effect, you know? Where's, where's have, where's do, like when they come like they, all that energy, all of that, like the want to grow up or be cool, they follow their brothers and sisters. So when that's not there, that's a void as well.

• 46:45Alex Cooper?

  Dynamic. In honor of your wife and your daughters, I'm gonna test your knowledge of girlhood today.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Okay. Oh, God.

• 46:52Alex Cooper?

  I'm gonna show you a picture. You're just gonna tell me what you think it is.

• 46:56Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 46:56Alex Cooper?

  Right? Ready?

• 46:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 47:01Speaker 03

  That's a rose.

• 47:06Alex Cooper?

  Try again.

• 47:09Alex Cooper?

  You can do it.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  That is the patella.

• 47:19Alex Cooper?

  Kevin?

• 47:20Speaker 03

  That is... Wait, no. That's a makeup thing.

• 47:24Alex Cooper?

  Yes.

• 47:25Speaker 03

  Yes, that's the makeup thing.

• 47:26Alex Cooper?

  It's a beauty blender.

• 47:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:29Alex Cooper?

  Jesus Christ, a rose? This doesn't look like a fucking rose.

• 47:32Speaker 03

  It looks like the color, is that not?

• 47:34Alex Cooper?

  Kevin!

• 47:35Speaker 03

  All right. Oh, shit.

• 47:37Alex Cooper?

  Next.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  That's the vagina plug.

• 47:44Alex Cooper?

  This is a tampon applicator, Kevin.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 47:46Alex Cooper?

  Or, or the vagina plug.

• 47:47Speaker 03

  Plug, okay.

• 47:48Alex Cooper?

  Ready?

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Oh, boy. These are the noseums. The, the, the, the sticky Wonder Woman's, right? You slap them on top, so you can look like Wonder Woman and fight crime.

• 48:07Alex Cooper?

  Nipple cover.

• 48:08Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 48:11Speaker 03

  Oh, boy. Oh, this is a tough one.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  This is a...

• 48:21Speaker 03

  Birth control kit?

• 48:24Alex Cooper?

  To be fair, this looks a little x-ray-esque, but, but look at this thing. Like, what could this be?

• 48:32Speaker 03

  That's a semen checker.

• 48:37Alex Cooper?

  It's a pimple pack.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  God damn it.

• 48:39Alex Cooper?

  Come on, Kevin.

• 48:40Speaker 03

  Alright, sorry.

• 48:40Alex Cooper?

  Okay, next?

• 48:42Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:44Alex Cooper?

  You know this.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  This is an alarm clock.

• 48:48Alex Cooper?

  Oh my god.

• 48:49Speaker 03

  That's an alarm clock.

• 48:51Alex Cooper?

  Your family right now is screaming at the TV, duh.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  Wait, no, hands.

• 48:56Alex Cooper?

  A gel?

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Yep, gel. Let me drop my gel on my hands.

• 49:02Alex Cooper?

  Kevin.

• 49:02Speaker 03

  And I need to look at the time at the top.

• 49:06Alex Cooper?

  Ready?

• 49:08Speaker 03

  Oh, boy. That's the enemy. That's Mr. Fix-It. I know that guy. Hey, man, what are you doing here? Well, apparently you didn't get the job done. So I've been called upon.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  Mr. Get It Done, right there. Mr.

• 49:30Alex Cooper?

  A vibrator.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:32Alex Cooper?

  You know what this is.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Oh, I know what that is.

• 49:34Alex Cooper?

  Yes.

• 49:36Speaker 03

  That's the get my eyes together.

• 49:39Alex Cooper?

  Yep.

• 49:39Speaker 03

  Right? I gotta flatten the brow, the lash.

• 49:42Alex Cooper?

  Flatten the brow?

• 49:43Speaker 03

  I gotta make these things flicker.

• 49:47Alex Cooper?

  You are referring to an eyelash curler here.

• 49:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 49:51Alex Cooper?

  Mr. Hart.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  Yes. Oh, boy. Oh, this is a... This is a testicle holder. You gotta put them in there and let's see them.

• 50:07Alex Cooper?

  You've seen this on your wife before.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  I ain't never seen that on my... She ain't had no testicle holder.

• 50:13Alex Cooper?

  Kevin?

• 50:15Speaker 03

  No. Okay, the pigeon's is large. That's the thing for your feet. You put the, you put that, your toes in there.

• 50:20Alex Cooper?

  Good job.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  See your toes?

• 50:21Alex Cooper?

  Last one?

• 50:22Speaker 03

  The way you had it. Oh, no. Oh, no.

• 50:27Speaker 03

  This is the the Max Water Pressure Shower Head 2000 to give you the extra burst you need for those women that are navigating.

• 50:41Alex Cooper?

  It's a diffuser for a hairdryer.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  Ah, damn it. Okay.

• 50:45Alex Cooper?

  Okay, that wasn't bad.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  It wasn't bad.

• 50:46Alex Cooper?

  You're not useless.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  I got a lot of them.

• 50:48Alex Cooper?

  And at least you're funny.

• 50:49Speaker 03

  I got a lot of them, though.

• 50:50Alex Cooper?

  You, you, you got some of them.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  I got a lot of them.

• 50:53Alex Cooper?

  Um, if I asked your wife to roast you.

• 50:55Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:56Alex Cooper?

  What do you think she would say?

• 50:57Speaker 03

  Unroastable.

• 50:59Alex Cooper?

  She would not say that.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  She would say he's the coolest fucking guy ever. She would go, you know what? I would roast him.

• 51:05Alex Cooper?

  But I love him.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  But I fucking love him to death.

• 51:08Alex Cooper?

  What jokes would you make if you had to roast yourself?

• 51:12Speaker 03

  If I had to roast myself?

• 51:13Alex Cooper?

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:14Speaker 03

  Um.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  I made this joke in, uh, in my, my status special. And I, it's becoming true. My balls dropped not too long ago.

• 51:27Alex Cooper?

  No one knows that, though.

• 51:29Speaker 03

  But if I had to talk about myself, I gotta, yeah, what the hell's going on there? Click clacker?

• 51:36Alex Cooper?

  That's why you're worried about the strim trunk.

• 51:38Speaker 03

  That's why I'm like, I'm not.

• 51:39Alex Cooper?

  It's all tracking.

• 51:40Speaker 03

  Yes. Uh, or I would go, or I would go my, uh, my toenails. I don't have the best toenails. I'm honest.

• 51:49Alex Cooper?

  Get them done.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  No, we're past that.

• 51:51Alex Cooper?

  Okay. They're that bad?

• 51:53Speaker 03

  I mean, a couple of them are.

• 51:55Alex Cooper?

  You were announced as the latest subject of the Netflix roast.

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:59Alex Cooper?

  How are you feeling?

• 52:01Speaker 03

  Feeling fucking great.

• 52:02Alex Cooper?

  You feel good?

• 52:02Speaker 03

  I can't wait.

• 52:04Alex Cooper?

  On Instagram, you said, I'm not even close to scared. This is what I do, motherfuckers.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 52:08Alex Cooper?

  What are you hoping for out of the experience?

• 52:11Speaker 03

  I'm hoping to not just have a good time, but to like, I'm hoping for a table of hard hitting, hard edge comedy, right? Like, I think, I think doing a roast, you always gotta expect some blood. But being a comedian and being able to like, set the tone and being able to sit there, then having the opportunity to go last, well, that's fun. That's fun.

• 52:39Alex Cooper?

  Is there anything that would like actually hurt your feelings?

• 52:41Speaker 03

  No. Have at it. Say what you want. Have at it. Because I'm gonna say what I want. I'm gonna say what I want. See, I've been doing this for so long that, you know.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  The brand of Kevin Hart, sorry to go third person, has become pretty big. So because of the brand aspect attached to me in business and opportunity, I got commercial in places where I had to because that's the, that's the direction that I was going and rightfully so. Very happy with the decisions I made. But you can't forget my roots. Like this is, this is what I do. This is where I started. Like ground zero is snapping and jonesing and hitting people below the belt. That's the good stuff. And I think doing that and giving the world an opportunity to see that and laugh at it. Like, I don't give a fuck. Say what you want.

• 53:41Alex Cooper?

  I like that.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Yes, laugh.

• 53:43Alex Cooper?

  You obviously have roasted people. So in honor of this exciting occasion, I'm gonna give you the opportunity to do a quick, rapid fire roast of some celebrities. Quick, rapid fire, like one liners, like this is all fun games. No one's gonna get their feelings hurt. We're gonna have fun. Ready?

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 54:02Alex Cooper?

  Timothy Chalamet.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Timothy Chalamet.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  The body of a, of a German woman.

• 54:14Alex Cooper?

  Elon Musk.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  Elon Musk. God, what do you say about Elon Musk, man? There's so much happening that he glitches with the normal shit. It was like, Elon, how was your day?

• 54:28Alex Cooper?

  You're like, uh.

• 54:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, get it. What are you?

• 54:31Alex Cooper?

  So real.

• 54:32Speaker 03

  Feeling, man? But he's such a genius though. So I, I would say, I would say the occasional glitch, the glitcher, the glitcher.

• 54:40Alex Cooper?

  Nick Cannon.

• 54:41Speaker 03

  Nick Cannon.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  Sperm diffuser.

• 54:48Alex Cooper?

  Oh my god.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  Who, who, who, who sperm can't get up there?

• 54:54Speaker 03

  Who don't have po' and swimmers? I'll show you. I think Nick has the code. Like Nick knows.

• 55:01Alex Cooper?

  He Nick knows.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  He knows. What you want, you want a girl? Right, left, right, left, left, left, left, up, down, up, down. There she is.

• 55:12Speaker 03

  It's a fucking girl, man. How'd you do that? You want a boy? Right, right, right, right, right. Two lefts, down, down, down, up.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  Oh, it's a fucking boy. How does he do it, man? He's got the code.

• 55:28Alex Cooper?

  Holy shit.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's got the code.

• 55:31Alex Cooper?

  Patrick Mahomes.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn't go with his body. Like you expect, you expect Patrick to like, come on, hey, man, look, we gonna play hard, we gonna do. Patrick will, what's the game plan today?

• 55:53Alex Cooper?

  Bruno Mars.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  Bruno Mars. Fuck, man. Born in the wrong time.

• 56:02Speaker 03

  Bruno, Bruno, Bruno missed his calling, man. Bruno's problem is with his parents. He's pissed. The fuck did y'all have me in the sixties and seventies for?

• 56:15Speaker 03

  I should have been back there with those guys, man. He's got everything.

• 56:19Alex Cooper?

  Robert Pattinson.

• 56:20Speaker 03

  Robert Patterson.

• 56:21Alex Cooper?

  Patterson?

• 56:22Speaker 03

  Pat, Patterson.

• 56:23Alex Cooper?

  Patterson.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Patterson. I think I'm still Team Jacob. So I don't know, man.

• 56:30Alex Cooper?

  Machine Gun Kelly.

• 56:32Speaker 03

  Machine Gun Kelly.

• 56:36Speaker 03

  The product of a wrong tattoo choice. There's nothing he can do now.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  There's nothing he can do about it. He can't cover it up. He can't do anything. It is what it is.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  He has a goddamn, he has a full-fledged shirt tattooed on him. Just a, a dark green shirt. Nobody can say anything. We gotta, everybody's gotta accept it. I, I know him. I love him. He's such a good dude, too. I would never say anything. If he, he took me and he ever asked me, what do you think about tattoos? I'm like, I think he fucking did the right thing. I think he fucking nailed it.

• 57:18Alex Cooper?

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• 58:03Alex Cooper?

  I feel like the best gifts are always the ones that feel really personal, right? Like, anyone can buy you something nice, but when someone gives you a gift that is actually meaningful, you appreciate it so much more. And that's what I do love about Pandora. They have so many pieces that you can really just make your own, from festive charms to personalized engravings and jewelry that can represent the people and the moments that mean the most to you. So whether you're shopping for your partner or your mom, your best friend, you can find something that really is specific to them. Maybe it's a charm that makes you think of the trip that you guys took together once, or maybe it's an engraving for your anniversary, or just a piece that feels like them the

• 58:48Alex Cooper?

  second you see it. Pandora makes it so easy to give a gift that feels thoughtful and personal and makes every holiday moment even more meaningful and special. Because at the end of the day, the best gifts aren't just about the piece itself, but it's the intention and the story behind them. Say more this holiday season with Pandora. Shop now at pandora.net or visit your closest Pandora. Our store. Let's talk about your upcoming series Funny AF.

• 59:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 59:14Alex Cooper?

  What can you tell us about it?

• 59:15Speaker 03

  What can I tell you about Funny AF? About time.

• 59:19Alex Cooper?

  Come on. You're like, god damn.

• 59:21Speaker 03

  Gracious.

• 59:21Alex Cooper?

  Enough with my watches.

• 59:23Speaker 03

  Funny AF, man, an amazing series that I did with Netflix. And this is about me finding the next wave of talent within comedy. You know, we wanted to search high and low and give the opportunity of a lifetime through a competition for a comedian to walk away with an hour special on Netflix. And we want to allow, you know, the world to interact. We want to allow you to vote, to be a part of it. And help us crown who can be and should be the next face in comedy. And I think, you know, for me, at this stage in my career, it's about me helping, helping others.

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  It's about me really trying to do my part in getting this next generation to the next stage.

• 1:00:11Alex Cooper?

  Such a good idea.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, so that's what it is, man. I got amazing comedians that help me in doing so, but it's special. It's really good. A lot of real, real funny people on this.

• 1:00:19Alex Cooper?

  What do you tend to look for, like quality wise, in up and coming comics?

• 1:00:25Speaker 03

  What I tend to look for? Personality, of course, stage presence, right? You want to see a star quality, but at the end of the day, you want to see people that aren't afraid to be themselves on stage. And I think that's the hardest code to crack in comedy, right? Figuring out how to be yourself, how to be uniquely you. And understanding that's what audiences resonate with.

• 1:00:46Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  I think once you crack that code, it becomes easier for you to churn. It becomes easier.

• 1:00:52Alex Cooper?

  How much grace do you give them for bombing a set?

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  A lot. This isn't a, a series where I'm looking to highlight the bad, right? I'm, I'm also gonna protect those that may not have had the best set.

• 1:01:08Speaker 03

  Everything doesn't need to be showcased in full. I'm not looking to ruin careers, I'm looking to make them. So I think when you have that attitude and, and that outlook, you can do no wrong. There is no meter of bad to sway to.

• 1:01:22Alex Cooper?

  Well, I'm excited because I just feel like we obviously have so many competition shows, but this obviously we don't have. And we have so many singing things, which I love. Like who doesn't love watching The Voice? Who doesn't watch like American Idol? And it's so fun, but I think. Kind of similar to social media, so many people are getting discovered in ways that you have access to. And I think this will be cool to see like a saturated amount of really talented people. And with your guidance, I'm excited.

• 1:01:49Speaker 03

  Well, I think, you know, we've never had, we've never had a raw, a raw comedy series with competition, right? Everybody's had to scale back, everybody's had to, you know, corporate it up or clean it up. So I think, you know, and allowing people to be 1,000% authentic to who they are and true to who they are. It just gives a nice little level of freshness to it.

• 1:02:15Alex Cooper?

  What do you hope your legacy in comedy is?

• 1:02:19Speaker 03

  What do I hope my legacy in comedy is? It's a great question.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  I don't think it's for me to, to define, right? Like I think,

• 1:02:34Speaker 03

  it's my job to do the work and have a crazy resume and a crazy book with amazing chapters of success, ups, downs, failures, wins.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  And then when it's all said and done, you can throw all of this shit on the table and you can cipher through it and go, oh my God, I forgot he did. Holy shit, that's right, he did do this. Oh my God, like this is crazy from a catalog. Like I thought about it the other day. I have a, I have a comedy catalog, a stand-up comedy catalog. That's nine hours, right? Nine hours of stand-up comedy that really show my progression in life, good and bad, it's all there on stage.

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  I've been able to, to tap into. Every lane within entertainment, movies, TV, action, action comedy, adventure, animation, drama, dramady, right? Like there's unscripted TV to unscripted documentary move. Like there's

• 1:04:09Speaker 03

  an author.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Then you go to business, like there's so much that I've been fortunate and blessed enough to do. I just hope that when it's all said and done,

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  there's a conversation of realization and uh, it's celebrated and I hope that enough of it is visible and surpass whatever the fuck this is that I've done. Like that's what's supposed to happen. It's supposed to be a baton that's passed and somebody, somebody grabs it and does the unthinkable. Somebody sees the example of so many and goes, oh, I can do that. And I'm gonna make a left and then I'm gonna go up the hill.

• 1:04:47Alex Cooper?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  I'm gonna do more.

• 1:04:49Alex Cooper?

  It is cool to like when you, obviously you, people look at you now and you're Kevin Hart, but I think a lot of times what we don't think about is the beginning days of like how things were hard and you had to grind to make it. And you know that story and you remember that part of yourself. And I think to know that trajectory for yourself, you obviously had people that you looked up to that you're like, I can do this because I've watched X amount of people be able to do a certain form of whatever. And I think you're right. It's like having people now younger that are like, I want to do what Kevin Hart has done. I think that's such a testament to like the amount you've been able to do and not just get pigeonholed into just comedy. Like you're, you've kind of done everything and that doesn't dilute anything you've done,

• 1:05:33Alex Cooper?

  which I think is really cool as a performer, because I think sometimes we think like, I want to be known for this one thing. And so sometimes people get really in their fucking head like, well, I can't do that because then it's going to take away from this. And I feel like you're kind of a great exception to that rule where you've really dipped your toe into every lane and succeeded there and you've been kind of rewarded for it and people love you for it.

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  Well, I think, you know, a lot of stuff that I did was going against the. The traditional conversation, right? Like, there's a traditional model. There's an expectation within that model of what you're supposed to do. And what's enough? And what's too much? And I disregarded all of that. And I chose the concept of as much as I can. Because why not? Right? Like, why not? And who says? And, you know, I remember there was a time where I was doing like three movies a year. And I was touring at the same time. And doing a TV show. Like, there was a, like, there was a, there was a run where I was a, I was a fucking monster.

• 1:06:40Speaker 03

  In my, in my prime. I was a monster. Like, in the Let Me Explain wave. We were doing arenas and I was selling out three, four shows at arenas, doing two shows a night. In arenas, like, I mean, the volume of work that I was doing. I'm never gonna duplicate that again. Nev- never can I, never will I, right? Now I think I'm more seasoned than I've ever been. I think I am so well crafted within the craft.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  Surgical, almost. But I know that the moment of, whoa! Is gone. And now I'm chasing different variations of a high. And it comes just within completion, right? Like, what am I trying to complete? You know, at the end of the day, I have nine hours. Okay, 10 is a great number. Is 10 it? Within movies, what am I looking to do? What, what opportunities am I looking to create or give? Where am I looking to challenge myself? Am I looking to have fun? Am I looking to enjoy the thing that I do? At 50 years old, where do I wanna be?

• 1:08:07Speaker 03

  Where do I wanna be comfortable bowing down, bowing out? Like, all these things are my new focus of, of thought, right? Like, if you, if you don't think about what's happening up there at the curve, when you get there, it may be a fucking cliff. You may fall off the cliff, so, so I'm, I'm very adamant about my approach to my do now. And

• 1:08:35Speaker 03

  just thinking about

• 1:08:38Speaker 03

  the years before and just thinking about the earlier time. It's a little mind blowing. It's, it's a little mind blowing, which is, which is why I'm so energized. Just to bring it full circle within helping this next wave. Like I, I want so many to see and do or get their version of that.

• 1:09:02Speaker 03

  Because it's the dopest shit ever. So I want to see other people. I want to see other people win.

• 1:09:09Alex Cooper?

  That, I mean, that's really commendable because like you could just sail off and have fun with your cars and your watches and your family. And that is, um, it's cool to see people in your position, like actually be interested in lifting other people up because there can be ego, like I don't want people to do 10 hours and I only had not, or whatever it is. And it's like, I do think that's kind of the beauty of every time I've ever gotten to speak to someone who is like, I, this was the craziest, like, I don't even like saying prime, like this was like the craziest, like height of my career. A lot of the people like, as fun as that was, I'm so much happier now because I can like see it all. I can like see myself. I can see my life and my career in the same time.

• 1:09:50Alex Cooper?

  And a lot of times when you're in your prime, you have to just black the fuck out and just go, go, go, which isn't bad. It's just you have perspective on the other side to the fact that you're able to give that to these young comedians. That's invaluable. So.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Well, I think, I think it goes within, you know,

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  anybody in any aspect of career, entertainment, business, corporate, whatever, it doesn't matter. When you're in your, I call it Jell-O, when you're in the Jell-O, like that prime phase of, oh my God, you don't see it. You don't realize it's going so fast that you're in it. It's like if you're having a good run and you're not, you're not clocking it, you're not, you're not tracking the miles, but you feel so good on a run.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  And your best run, you'll look up and you'll stop, you'll turn around and you go, fuck, I didn't know I went that far. Wow, I didn't know I did this far and then you'll go back and you'll finish the run and you'll say, what was that? Like, how far do you think I ran? And when you finally get the tally, it's 12 miles, 10 miles. You go, oh my God, I didn't feel that. Now granted, if somebody tells you to go run 12 miles and you know the number, you're gonna be like, hey, man, it's not gonna be the same run. It's gonna be a little struggle. For you in the beginning stages, when things started going and they took off, it's not until you got comfortable and set that you look back and it was like, oh my God, holy shit, we, it was doing and my listeners were, and now you're comfortable and you're set and it's a different thing and it's a different approach,

• 1:11:22Speaker 03

  but you, you can't see it when it's happening.

• 1:11:25Alex Cooper?

  You can't.

• 1:11:26Speaker 03

  You can't.

• 1:11:27Alex Cooper?

  And it's also a little hard to appreciate.

• 1:11:29Speaker 03

  1,000%.

• 1:11:29Alex Cooper?

  Cause you're just like, also kind of in a mode that you can't, yeah, you can't take it in.

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Yeah. And it's hard. I gotta go, I gotta go.

• 1:11:38Alex Cooper?

  It's hard.

• 1:11:39Speaker 03

  I can't stop, I can't sit down.

• 1:11:40Alex Cooper?

  I know.

• 1:11:41Speaker 03

  Can't appreciate that. If I do that, then I'm gonna do this. I gotta fucking go. I gotta be like an engine. I gotta keep going, keep going. That's what it is.

• 1:11:46Alex Cooper?

  No, it's such a crazy ride and you've had such and continue to have such an amazing career. I was like so excited to meet you today because one, I was like, I wanted to just have fun because I'm like, the world is just always so crazy and I feel like we need like fun episodes like this to just make people laugh if they're at work or wherever the fuck they are listening to this and watching this. Um, but then also the serious side of you because you are such a businessman and you've had such success and I have so much respect for you and I've had such a great time today. Like that was, that was fun.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  If, if nothing else, I want your takeaway to be, uh, I think the biggest is my quads are coming. Right? Like, let's just,

• 1:12:25Alex Cooper?

  Let's get our priorities right.

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  Let's just get it.

• 1:12:27Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 1:12:27Speaker 03

  My quads are coming.

• 1:12:28Alex Cooper?

  The quads.

• 1:12:29Speaker 03

  Right?

• 1:12:29Alex Cooper?

  The balls have dropped, the quads are huge.

• 1:12:31Speaker 03

  But the quads, like, literally this summer could be the summer of all summers.

• 1:12:35Alex Cooper?

  Okay.

• 1:12:36Speaker 03

  All right? Um, from a career aspect, really focused on helping and creating the opportunities for the next wave. I'm very, like, much happy with what I've done, where I am, and I want to see it for other people. That's where the business side comes in. Okay? Um, I think the last one, golf is about to get sexy. And it's not, it's not by accident. Right? So, so there's a shirt that I think I'm doing. They don't do tank tops in golf and I don't want to do that. But I am going to cut the sleeve off. Because I feel like when I'm hitting this club, if I'm hitting it correctly, and whoever I'm golfing against gets to see this arm, gets to see it a little bare, well, that's intimidating.

• 1:13:22Alex Cooper?

  You think that's a good idea?

• 1:13:22Speaker 03

  Right? That's intimidating. Now granted, I may not be able to get on some of these country club courses, uh, just because wardrobe, etc. But you get that, you get where I'm going. I'm just trying to figure out ways to break ground.

• 1:13:35Alex Cooper?

  You're trying to bring everything you've got.

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:39Alex Cooper?

  To really throw people off. To, to really get your game going.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got it.

• 1:13:45Alex Cooper?

  Live, love, laugh.

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  Thank, thank you. It's not that hard.

• 1:13:51Alex Cooper?

  You're going to make golf suck seed. That's got to be some type of title for this episode, don't you think?

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  It will be. By the way, don't repeat that again until I copyright it.

• 1:13:57Alex Cooper?

  Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Just make sure your team gets.

• 1:13:59Speaker 03

  Write that down!

• 1:14:00Alex Cooper?

  Write that down. Let's get that IP. Let's get a little trademark in here. That, that's your hole.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm gonna get it in the hole.

• 1:14:07Alex Cooper?

  Oh, okay. Kevin Hart, thank you so much for coming on Call Her Daddy. This truly was so fun.

• 1:14:11Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:14:27Alex Cooper?

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