Trash Rummaging with Rudy

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 0:31Bobby Lee?

  Me? That's amazing.

• 0:32Andrew Santino?

  Who made this?

• 0:33Bobby Lee?

  Who made that?

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 0:36Bobby Lee?

  I love that.

• 0:36Andrew Santino?

  That's amazing.

• 0:37Bobby Lee?

  That's art.

• 0:38Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  That's high art.

• 0:39Andrew Santino?

  It's just gross that you're the big one.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  I've always been the big one. You think you're the boss?

• 0:46Bobby Lee?

  Look at me, guy.

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  Nah, I don't wanna look at you.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, look at me right now.

• 0:48Andrew Santino?

  Make me sick.

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  No, look at me right now, guy. This guy, man.

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Without a brain creations. Thank you to this guy for making an incredible piece of art for the show.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. I'm the boss. No, look at me.

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want confrontations right now? I will do confrontations with you because earlier today, I come in here.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08Andrew Santino?

  I get it. No, finish your-

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't wanna because did you see the- I saw. You saw, right? I saw. It's called Paws Rage.

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  Praage.

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's called Praage.

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  I have.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  And you just did Praage.

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't have any Praage.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's, you had to take a beat to squel- to squalor.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  All I wanna say to you is-

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're the boss.

• 1:27Andrew Santino?

  G'day, mate.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  Good- G'day, mate to you!

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  G'day, mate to you.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  I just got back from Australia, mate.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  You liked it?

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  It was fun.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Did you eat kangaroo?

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  I ate a koala toenail. You have to boil it.

• 1:41Andrew Santino?

  How long? For a long time?

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Two days.

• 1:43Andrew Santino?

  Full day?

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  But the toenail's so thick, you gotta soften it.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  It becomes like gelatinous.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  And then you put it on toast.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Wow, a little toenail toast.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, toenail toast.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you think?

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a custom.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  Would you do that?

• 1:56Speaker 05

  I would eat it.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, can I tell you about your eating habits, by the way?

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I realized pog pog is a part of their nature.

• 2:07Speaker 05

  What is pog pog?

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  What you were eating today.

• 2:11Speaker 05

  What?

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  You look in, you'll look in the fridge and you'll find the oldest thing in the fridge. And you'll go, I'll eat that.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Ah, leftover food salvage from restaurant or fast food garbage dumps and re-cooked for consumption. Pog pog.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Pog pog.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  That's not your word? Yes, it is. It's a tag along term.

• 2:26Speaker 05

  Pog pog?

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  Pog pog pog. It just means-

• 2:28Speaker 05

  I guess you gotta do that.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  It's trash rummaging.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's trash rummaging, they deep fry it.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be honest with you.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  That bag right, look, zoom in, that looks like Chin Chen.

• 2:39Speaker 06

  You two are bad friends.

• 2:41Speaker 07

  Who are these two idiots?

• 2:43Speaker 06

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 2:48Speaker 07

  Oh, you two are something.

• 2:49Speaker 06

  We're bad friends.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Caribbean blue is what I call it.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Enya.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  Love that song.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Dude, Enya? She lives in a castle with cats, you know that? She lives in a castle. Caribbean blue.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  Too late. It's too late, dude.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  When I'm in the grocery store and Enya comes on-

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  It's the song. Orinoco Flow.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Orinoco Flow.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  It's-

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  What's it called? Orinoco Flow.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  It's called Orinoco Flow, right?

• 3:15Andrew Santino?

  It's always on at the-

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  You know about Orinoco Flow?

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, you do.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  It's a classic new age centerpiece.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  We have to play it for a second, we can't use it.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  We have to see, we have to play for a second. Orinoco Flow.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the greatest, it's one of the greatest-

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  New age, it's the quintessential new age song.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  New age song.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Of that decade.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh my God, what do I need? Peanut butter, toothpaste? I'm at the grocery store and I'm really feeling it.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Glow dust. Ay, ay, ay. It's Orinoco Flow. Orinoco Flow.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Choco loco flow. It's a choco loco flow. And you see it? It's a roco roco flow.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Here it is, ready? Da, da.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  I wrote this. I went to the, I went to, no, I, no, I went to the, I went to the castle, I wrote this part. Do you remember?

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I do.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  That summer.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  I do, and that's summer.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  I went through the window, I went, da, da, da. Do you remember that? Da, da, and she's like, what are you doing? I go, that'd be the next section of the song, Orinoco Flow.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  Here it goes.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, here it go. Sail away, sail away, sail away. Cause you have to. Sail away, sail away. Get out of here with your boat.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  No, stay, please stay.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Drop your anchor.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  That's all right, I was in the moment.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  Orinoco Flow. By the way, the fact she didn't call it Sail Away is hilarious.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Call it Sail Away.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  Call it Sail Away, Enya. It's obviously Sail Away.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  Same musicality.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Orinoco Flow. Orinoco Flow. What is, is that? Orinoco Flow. Let me try- Orinoco-

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing it, I'm doing the LA version.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Orinoco Flow. I can't roll my Rs.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Hey, player, is that the Orinoco? You got any Orinoco on that?

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Hey, puto, you got some Orinoco over there.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Player, you got Orinoco?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Hey, bro, I ran out, I had two pints earlier, bro.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  Orinoco is a major river in-

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Go to the liquor store, get me some fucking Orinoco Flow.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Hey, dog, I'm trying to mix my Orinoco.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Orinoco Flow, bro.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  It's a major river in northern, in northern South America. So it's way up north there in Colombia, on the border of Colombia.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Orinoco Flow.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Orinoco Flow!

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  Now you make it Asian. Orinoco Flow.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Orinoco Flow.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  There's gotta be an Orinoco over there.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But anyway, Enya was a very good, she lives in a castle.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't know anything about her? You've never heard of Enya in your life? She lives in a castle currently. That's where she bought a castle to live in. That's where she lives. I mean, listen to her, of course she lives in a fucking castle. She's not gonna live in a condo off Barum.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Dude, there's not a castle on planet Earth that doesn't have Orinoco Flow.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  It's built into the fucking castle.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  It's the fabric of a castle.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Right, you turn on the faucet, it flows, and it's pure Orinoco.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  It's all been Orinoco.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that pure Orinoco? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  And you'd be delighted to know that the castle in one of our bathrooms, the shower, has Orinoco flowing right out of it.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  On an Airbnb.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  Orinoco Flow.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's, she has other songs too.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  No, not really.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You went into the Lord of the Rings?

• 6:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Maybe she knows?

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  They all kinda sound the same.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  That's the best part about Enya, is I used to fall asleep to her on a plane.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Enya.

• 6:27Speaker 05

  I like this one.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  You better know this song.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  You better like it.

• 6:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Right? This is post Orinoco Flow. Right?

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  Look at this. Whimsical fantasy.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Liv Tyler.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Liv Tyler is my favorite Tyler.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Not your favorite Tyler?

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  Steven?

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Liv.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Liv.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, for me it's Liv.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  I like Die, Die Tyler.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you like Die Tyler?

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  Die Tyler's my favorite.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  The son.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  There's a Die Tyler?

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  No, brother.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the family history!

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  It's Liv Tyler, Die Tyler. Did you not catch that?

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  Sit down.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  That's a, that's too crafty. I just wanna say this, okay? Sometimes your jokes-

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Go over your head.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  No. They become, what's that place called? Typewriter? The place where they do comedy in East Side?

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Dynasty Typewriter.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Dynasty Typewriter.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  They become East Side?

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're very East Side, dude.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  Cool, that's a compliment.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's cool, hipster.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  It's hip, it's hip.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  It's hip.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  It's very hip.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um-

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna, I wanna show you something to just, because you know, look. First of all, I wanna say thank you to the Korean community for embracing me, accepting me. When I go to a Korean restaurant without Bobby, they warm, warmly welcome me with open arms.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  They sure do.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  And it's one of the most generous things in the Korean community.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Pure generosity.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  And I wanna show my love and support for Korea. South Korea, once again, proving how talented and cool they are. This is how they fucking-

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  I saw this.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  Train.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  The, um, lifeguard.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  This is how, this is how the guards train.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  I saw this, yeah.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  In that wave pool, look at that.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  I saw it, yeah.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you're dead. Every other human is dead, except for this cool South Korean who just, and then pops up on the ladder.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  I have an argument.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  Watch how fast he climbs.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  I have an argument. I have an argument.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Put a baby in there, too. Save the baby. That's just him swimming across.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Put a baby in there.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  There's no training here.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  There's no training. He's supposed to be saving people. Put a spinal bifida.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh. Right, put a crooked spine baby in that water, if you really wanna-

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Something, something different.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  Right, so this doesn't prove-

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  He can, it doesn't prove anything, cause I can make across that.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  The fuck you can't.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I can, I can!

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  The fuck!

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  I tried it, it took me three weeks!

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  Bobby?

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  I got in, three weeks later I got to the other side.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  And then you need rest.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  You can't even swim in your own pool of coffee and t-shirts. This guy's swimming in tides that would kill any regular per, that would kill a regular person.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  In a swimming pool. Controlled environment.

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  That would, you'd, you'd die in there. I bet my bank account you'd die in there.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  There's lifeguards, they're gonna save you. The whole point is there, there, there's a, there's a lifeguard there.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  He's the guy-

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  It's lifeguard training!

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  He's the guy that would save you! He's in the water! That's their coast guards.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  Not their lifeguards, their coast guards.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  Anyway.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  You could make it across?

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  Shout, no! This is unbelie, I don't think you understand. This is unbelievably hard. This is so fucking difficult, what he's doing.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll tell you what I would survive in.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, shout out South Korea.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Shout out, South Korea.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't get to do it, I said it.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  I wanna. Shout out.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you tell me some tales of Australia is what I'm interested in? You barely spoke to me. You never answered multiple texts.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, you wanna get into it?

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna get into it.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  I'd rather you do.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  How was the tour with Carlos?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I have my issues. Hold on a second. Let's go to your texts.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  I also called you many times.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  We have evidence, if you may.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Sure, we have evidence. Do the call log. Bring up your call log, how many times I called you.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna just go to the texts, please.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Nah, there it is.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  This is good, he'd be a good lawyer. He's only angling for things that prove his case correct.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Here's, okay, August 13th, here we go.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Talk to your team.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  This is partners.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not what he said. No, this is it. I'm so mad at you, it's unreal.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Maybe we quit the pod. Is what you said on August 13.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Then I go. What happened? Going to bed.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  I was going to bed.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. And I go, you can't talk for one minute? And then you don't text me back for four more days.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So how do I respond to that?

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man, I'm, um, is everything okay? What can I do? And then you continue to reach out to me.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  Then you would continue to reach out to me. You stopped.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  I'm with Bobby on this one.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Yes! Yes! Finally, dude.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Lot of people are on my side on this one.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  No, they're not, because if they know the true story, which we can't fucking tell on the show, they'd be on my fucking team. So, good job, fancy. Good job, fans. You wanna drum up some shit? You wanna drum?

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  But that's what I love about.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  You know the thing we talked about before the show? Gone. Enjoy the ride.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  And what I meant was absolutely Andres.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  You fucking sell out. This kid will jump so fast.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's a weasel.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  He's a weasel.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  He's a weasel, dude. You're one of the... So I was mad at... So, I had some anger towards Carlos?

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Of course, it's natural.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  It's natural.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  Your hair looks good.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um...

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Tell me what's going on. What was the bit ripe?

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  So, one, just, just throw it out there. I, I, I was around the corner from him. He didn't know I was listening.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  He was talking shit about you?

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  And he was talking to somebody.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Who?

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't know who it was.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  Well, we were all with the... Sure.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  See, already, do you see what he's doing?

• 11:58Speaker 02

  No, it's asking.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Already the attitude.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, do you see attitude?

• 12:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "Oh, yeah?" He's on the phone. He goes, "Fuck you, bitch."

• 12:10Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  And you hung up.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  And then I went around the corner. I'm not done. And I, I looked at him, right?

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  It's your dog sitter. Be nice.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  I know. And I said to him, "Don't talk to people like that."

• 12:22Speaker 02

  He doesn't say that.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  What do I say?

• 12:24Speaker 02

  You didn't say that. You were like, "What are you doing? Talking like that."

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, what, who are you talking to?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  I had hung-

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  I said, "What's the difference?"

• 12:31Speaker 02

  I was trying to make a dinner reservation for you, and it was some Asian lady who could barely hear me. And then I hung up and I went, "Fuck you, bitch," because I didn't want to say it to her over the phone. I just said it to her after I pressed end.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  That's a tough one. It's tough? Tough water.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  I'm with Bobby again.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you're with me again.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, everybody's with you on that.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think I'm with you.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  That's out of pocket, brother. That's crazy. You said "F you bitch" to her?

• 12:53Speaker 02

  No, to my phone that had no one on it. I hung up.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. I thought you said it to the woman.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  No, that's insane.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  No, that literally is what happened.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  You, did you hang up on her?

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Then I hear him hang out, up, and then his excuse was, "No, I had hung up earlier."

• 13:08Speaker 02

  How do you hear someone hang up?

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  I hear taps. That's what the audio visual.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  He does have good AV.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I have really good AV.

• 13:15Andrew Santino?

  He's one of the best AVs in the game right now.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you wanna talk about fucking-

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  You don't know about his AV, brother.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  He has no V, no.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:22Speaker 02

  You just have V, not A.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  You wanna talk about Deadpool fucking symbiosis?

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, get it out.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  I, I should be allowed to have a real- My point is that because you're so sensitive about cursing for-

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm Daredevil, dude. I hear everything.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't want you cussing at someone because you're representing him.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Bingo.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  He's afraid that someone's gonna go, "Bobby's tour manager called."

• 13:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, which is exactly why I hung up.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you did hang up?

• 13:49Speaker 02

  Of course I did.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, he's saying it. You don't believe it?

• 13:52Speaker 02

  I'm not done.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  It's okay. I already advanced the rest of your show, so I get paid no matter what.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does have access to the accounts.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Some good meals.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  Some really good meals. Did I suggest you guys in Melbourne? Did you go to Cookie or any of those spots? I sent you a bunch of spots. I don't know.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  No, he doesn't take what Carlos does. And it's an interesting way of tour managing, if I may. Can I ma- his style, and it's really old school.

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  You may.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  So, he, we show up at a spot, right? He forgets.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  He frantically Googles things. You hear me?

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done. You'll go to Yelp.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Oh, I got three stars.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? We'll show up at a place, and it's one of the worst restaurants we've ever been to.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  But you know historically, and we've talked about it on the show.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna hire somebody outside of him.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Whenever I give food recommendations, you always say I've never led you astray.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  You've, not only, dude.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  We went to Pellegrino.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Lawyers, guns, and money! I remember-

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  You went to Pellegrino 2000?

• 14:55Speaker 02

  Twice.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  And that was very good.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  That, that's not his choice. That was your choice.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  That was my choice in Sydney. That is true. That was my choice.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm not giving him the fucking credit.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  So did you get to any of the places I suggested in Melbourne to take him to?

• 15:05Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 15:07Speaker 02

  Because I had already made reservations three months ago.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  For other places that aren't good.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  I don't Google what's bad in Melbourne. I want to take my shitty place there.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  No, you, you, you ask him! He knows!

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Too many moving parts. I gotta just do it on my own.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, we went to, we went to a fusion place.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, he hates fusion.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  The Asian, did you think it was good?

• 15:27Speaker 02

  Uh, no, I didn't like it.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what city was that in? Do you remember? Do you remember?

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember. It could have been Calcutta. It doesn't even matter.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  Is that in Australia?

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  That's how, that's how bad the food was.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  I took him to a nice Indian place, and because it wasn't in-

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. That's another, can I just say another thing?

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  You didn't go to Stalactites?

• 15:41Speaker 02

  You're gonna make me so mad. You're gonna make me so mad right now, dude. Yeah, just focus only on the negative, not all the good food you had. Fucking bitch ass.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Holy shit, dude.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  It's crazy to come at me at- I'm gonna say one thing. When Carlos arrived today, he said like, "I'm gonna be so nice to Bobby."

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  So that went right out the fucking window. Well, you lasted about, what, 15 minutes?

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had blue chew.

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're ju- you're chewed up.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Bob, you were fucked up to me, and, yeah.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Hey, well, how can, how can we rectify it? How do we make this better?

• 16:15Speaker 02

  One bullet each. He asked me at, at breakfast what I would do if he killed my dad, and then he got mad at me when I said I would shoot him in the head.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  Why are you killing his father?

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  I, why would I say that?

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Why would you say that?

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything about it.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  That's real crazy.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  I love his dad.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a very nice people, his parents.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  He's a surgeon.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  That has nothing to do with him being, him-

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  I had osteoporosis. He fucking surgery'd on.

• 16:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he did. He helped you.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  On osteoporosis.

• 16:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Well, let's rectify this. This Australian tour I heard was good from afar.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  It was very good, and we had a really good time. And, and me and Carlos had some good moments.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  We did. I just feel like I was treated unfairly for two bad restaurants out of the many that I took you to, because we weren't just there for two days.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Just take Andrew's suggestion.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  All right, I'll make a good suggestion if we wanna move off of it. I had probably the best cheesesteak I've had in Los Angeles.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  This is what I'm talking about. Tell me what it is.

• 17:06Andrew Santino?

  It's called Sunny's. It's on Sunset. They're a pizza joint, but they do a Wagyu cheesesteak they're known for. It's Wagyu beef. It was very expensive, but remarkably worth it. I ate the whole fucking thing, standing there. It was delicious. It's on Sunset. That's it, Sunny's. And they do pies. Pies only. No slices, which I respect.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  I like that.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  Haven't had the pizza yet, but click on the Wagyu cheesesteak. Oh, my God. If you just Google Sunny's Wagyu cheesesteak.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Is that it? That dried piece of-

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  That's not it.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  It's not it. No, but they've got-

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  Look at, look at how bad that sandwich looks. It's like gray meat.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  No, look at the, look, zoom in.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is it a delicious?

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's garn- that's cheeses all over. It's garnered as one of the best cheesesteaks in LA, I gotta tell you.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  I gotta try it.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Big, big, big fan.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Big, big, big fan!

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Big fan. And also the sesame seeds on the bun.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  That's look like Puck Puck.

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  That looks like Puck Puck. It's phenomenal. I'm not gonna lie.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Didn't eat it.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Didn't eat that, Paul, call back.

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  I did. I liked it. Puck Puck?

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Puck Puck. What's been going on with you, Puck Puck?

• 18:06Speaker 05

  Um, I started school this week.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  No, late night, night classes.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  How many years are you gonna be in school? Aren't you 30?

• 18:15Speaker 05

  Until I guess I get another visa.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay. How old are you now? 23?

• 18:20Speaker 05

  24, turning 25.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  25 soon?

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  How's it feel? Tell me about the whispers of a 25-year-old.

• 18:30Speaker 05

  No whispers.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  At night? There's no whispers at night?

• 18:33Speaker 05

  They said after 25, your knees start to hurt.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Now, shut the fuck up.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck up. You don't know pain.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  It's insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything hurts on my body. You don't know anything.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  You don't know nothing about pain, bitch. Well, stop eating 50-week-old eggs, and you might not have such pain in your legs. Once you turn 25, your body enters a subtle state of biological aging where cellular repair, metabolism, collagen production slowly begin to gradually slow down. But it's slowing down. It doesn't stop. He, his is done.

• 18:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  It's a dead end. It's over.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm dying. Look at me right now.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  Look at him.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  I just... Look at-

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  He's, that's it. He's dying.

• 19:10Speaker 05

  You still look young, though.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  That's really nice to say.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  I look pretty good.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  You look good, yeah, for your age.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  No, you do. You look good. You're-

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  You're a piece of shit.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, for, for, for, for a, uh-

• 19:23Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead. Do the slam. I deserve it.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  No, you look good.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Fat, yellow. So, uh, Mccone, so tomorrow we're, we're gonna watch The Odyssey, but, uh, Mccone has a review of The Odyssey. Tell us about it.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  Oh, all right. I gave it an eight out of 10. I thought it was pretty good, but I, I liked how much weirder Oppenheimer was. I also thought shooting on IMAX exclusively kind of backed him into a couple of corners where it probably would have been better if he shot some of the dialogues.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  Regular camera.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  But it was good. And I was glad to see it at Universal CityWalk on 70mm IMAX. Where are we going tomorrow?

• 19:58Speaker 02

  Regal downtown.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Downtown, that's 70 mil.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  IMAX.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  IMAX, and we have good seats?

• 20:04Speaker 02

  No. Yes, we do.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay, we bought goods, we're not like neck craned, I can't, I won't do that.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  Who's buying snacks?

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  I'll buy all snacks.

• 20:14Andrew Santino?

  Can we list the snacks already?

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's list it now.

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm dreaming about it.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  Biggest bucket, give me a Home Depot bucket of popcorn. The biggest bucket of popcorn they got.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I've been doing dry butter, no butter this time.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  You want to do that again?

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  Dry butter?

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  Not dry butter, no butter.

• 20:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're doing no butter on the popcorn?

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's too much.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Cause it already has butter on it.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  There's just so much butter. It's the, it's the kind of butter it is, it's oil.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be, uh, you're gonna be pleasantly surprised.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  I know how you mix it?

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  Never put butter on popcorn.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  At the theater.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  And no seasoning?

• 20:48Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I put, I put the shaker on.

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  Let's go to candies.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  Do you know why I don't eat butter on popcorn at the theater?

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  Warby Parker. Tell you about Warby Parker, my wife loves these, I love the sunglasses, my wife has prescription lenses. They were able to take whatever frame she chose and pop in those because she can't see anything without them. I love their sunglasses, I own many, many a pair. Uh, and they're fantastic, my favorite thing about Warby Parker is you can try on, with their virtual try on, try on any glasses to see how it fits your face, no matter how fat or skinny your face is. Because I got a skinny old little tiny face, um, they got over 300 retail stores across the United States. Um, and also, I'm telling you, their prescription glasses start at $95, you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price, it's not a rip off, and so many times you leave your shade somewhere, you know, and it's such a nightmare.

• 21:40Andrew Santino?

  They break, they get lost, and I'm telling you, Warby Parker is incredible for how much it's worth. It's worth every single dime. Maybe the best part of Warby Parker, for every pair they sell, they also give a pair to someone in need. That's huge. Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through its buy a pair, give a pair program, so hey, look good and feel good while you're supporting.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker is covered by major eye insurance plans, alright? They make it incredibly easy to use, just enter your information to see if you're eligible for benefits on frames, contacts, on eye exams, and if you are, they automatically apply them for you. Right now, get one pair of glasses and get 20% off additional pairs at warbyparker.com/badfriends. That's 20% of any additional pairs when you purchase one pair at Warby, W-A-R-B-Y, parker.com/badfriends.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  Cash App, you know that money that you owe me?

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:38Andrew Santino?

  You better pay me with Cash App, maybe that's the only way I take money, when you owe me something, you better pay me.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why I pay you through Cash App, because it's safe.

• 22:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right, it's got advanced built in security that keeps your money safe and your personal info. Also, safe, and it's right where you need it, which is in your business, nobody else's.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  Keeping your money safe from fraud deserves to be a priority, and Cash App treats it that way.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  With security lock, Cash App requires a successful face ID or biometric authentication to access your account. It's like if your money is protected by your own personal bodyguard, even if your phone is lost or stolen.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Plus, if you're about to send money to someone new, and Cash App notices something that looks a bit off, or that you might be falling for a scam, it will send you a warning before the money is sent to confirm that everything looks right.

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  Download the Cash App and spend with peace of mind today, I'm telling you, thanks to Cash App, we've been using it together on this show, and we pay for dinners, and we say, send me something, and you should be using it too, download the Cash App today and make your money work for you, just visit the link in our bio, Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank, banking services provided by Cash App's bank partners. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

• 23:44Speaker 06

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• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  I've told you this story, freshman year of college, I got the worst food poisoning I've ever had in my entire fucking life. And they chalked it up, we did the math, me and my buddy Colin were pissing and shitting, puking, for two full days straight. And our buddy Colorado John, who got stoned with us and went to the movie with us, was totally fine the next day for finals. And we ate the exact same meals, except John didn't eat popcorn, he just had Reese's Pieces. And me and Colin shared the popcorn, and the doctor goes, that's it dude, I go, what, he goes, it's rotten butter. You guys put rotted butter from that hot bacteria container all over. I was sicker than I've ever been, I've never put butter on popcorn since that day, never.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Jell-O pudding pops is my thing.

• 24:57Andrew Santino?

  What did Cosby do to you?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it had nothing to do with him.

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  I was in middle school and I had one Jell-O pudding pop, and it gave me diarrhea.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  A Jell-O pudding pop?

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing in there?

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's the mystery.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  Is that what gave me diarrhea?

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but I think it is, because I've never had a

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  Jell-O pudding pop?

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  I haven't had a Jell-O pudding back, maybe it was Bill Cosby.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  That could have freaked me out.

• 25:21Andrew Santino?

  Imagine he was trying to drug you through Jell-O pudding pops and it just didn't work.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine this guy was the spokesman for Jell-O?

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, I can't believe it.

• 25:30Andrew Santino?

  And why do they have him, those, by the way, those pops, have you ever had a Jell-O pudding pop? They're so good, I ate a thousand of those as a kid.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  I can't eat those things.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  You don't remember those?

• 25:38Speaker 02

  I never had them.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  Do they now have those in España? Yellow, yellow pudding pop.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Who's the spokesperson now? Kevin Spacey?

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  I was waiting, I was waiting. Who is?

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he stinks, fuck him.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck that guy.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  He stinks, also, he was such a judge, you know what's so funny, a clip popped up of him talking shit to Wanda Sykes, do you remember that during the award show?

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  I remember that.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  And when he's like, yeah, and on my show, we spoke English.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  Do you remember, you guys don't remember this?

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  I remember that.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Bring up that fucking clip, dude.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Cause he doesn't like Ebonics, he doesn't like, you know, um,

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  People that, he goes, no sagging your pants, you remember that? He was like pulling your pants up, give me the clip.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  He was wearing sunglasses, I remember.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  Yes, there it is.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, watch what an asshole this guy is.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  You, you, your award, so what, was Nixie Russell busy tonight?

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  I love her.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Nixie could use some work. You know, you got Larry David sitting behind, you know Larry don't know what he doing, you know that, his show all improvised. Like the Cosby Show, that was all scripted.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we spoke English.

• 26:39Bobby Lee?

  Woo, that's a party stopper.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, bro. What a dick.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  That's a party stopper.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  Do you know who Bill Cosby was?

• 26:47Speaker 05

  Was he really funny?

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  I have to say, Bill Cosby himself, that special, is one of the funniest specials ever made.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  Not gonna get on any of that.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  That's not?

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  This guy's a piece of shit.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  He's a piece of shit, I'm saying outside of the R.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't give a fuck about himself.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  Fuck him for the rest of fucking time.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  What's your favorite, uh, candy?

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  At the movie theater? This is a good debate, because we've talked about this before, but I've changed, my taste buds have changed. Cause I almost exclusively used to be a bunch of crunches Reese's Pieces guy.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  Bunch of crunches.

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  But I gotta tell you, I'm really getting into them Sour Patch Kids, pal.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  You are, pal?

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  I love Sour Patch Kids. And I also, give me the Haribo's, give me the little peach Haribo's?

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  You know what you can give me?

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Red Vines.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Keep them.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  They're so boring.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  They're so boring, thank you.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  You keep the fucking honey sour situation then, okay?

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  I didn't say honey sour.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Whatever that is.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  I didn't ever say honey sour.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Whatever, the honey sour situation.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  I said Sour Patch Kids.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't want that either.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Everybody likes Sour Patch Kids.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  No, fuck you.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Raise your hand if you like Sour Patch Kids. Everybody likes them.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  I mention a fucking

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  Red Vine sucks. The only thing that's good is

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Then why do people buy them?

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Because they feel bad for the licorice industry, Big Licorice is pushing it like crazy.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm buying some tomorrow, you're having one.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm throwing them away, I'm not kidding, when you give them to me, I'm throwing them on the floor.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm dumping your popcorn onto the ground.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  That's where it belongs.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  I eat the popcorn off the ground in the movie theater. Alright, zoom in, let's see what we got.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  What do we got here?

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  We have a list of the, of the Regal, uh, the lineup. But I'll give you this, look at me.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Give me the lineup.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you this, Red Vines is way better than Twizzlers, obviously.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  That's what we got tomorrow.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  But, Twizzlers nibs are better than all of them, zoom in.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  What'd you call me?

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck did you call me, dude?

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  Junior Mints, wasted time, Bunch of Crunches, a yes, M&M's, I'll do peanut or peanut butter, regular M&M's aren't even real anymore. The Kit Kat minis are very, very good. Reese's Pieces, there's your Red Vine.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  Nerd clusters.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  Nerd clusters are huge. And here we go, zoom in, right there, they only have two kinds of Sour Patch, that is not okay. You gotta have more than just watermelon and regular.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  On the green one, underneath, what does that say? Twizzlers, all American fashion. That'll never go out of style.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  You said you like Red Vines.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not it?

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  Those are two completely, they're, they're the same thing, but they're two different companies.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  I like that kind of texture.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  You know why Starburst didn't win this game? Are they still individually packaged in that package? That's such a fool's game.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  All right, hot dog, corn dog, what else? Any side, chicken tenders, what do they have there?

• 29:28Speaker 02

  We're going to see a movie, we're not...

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, you shut the fuck up! We're going to eat food.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Are we going to the Magic Johnson Theater?

• 29:37Speaker 02

  I went once.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna go see Philadelphia?

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  You saw it?

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Dude!

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  Magic Johnson!

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Philadelphia, it's about AIDS! Come on!

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  I like it.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Is this bouncing all over your head?

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  What's your problem right now, dude?

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  You! You!

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Catch up!

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  The AIDS thing I got!

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  You said, "Is that where I saw it?"

• 30:05Andrew Santino?

  Is that where I saw Philadelphia? Is that, do you think that's where I saw it?

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  And when I say catch up, you say mustard. Where are you today?

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you why?

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Cause you know that theater that has the, uh... The wind and, uh, what's it called?

• 30:18Speaker 02

  4D?

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So if it was at, right? If you saw Philadelphia, at the Magic Johnson Theater.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  They throw needles at you?

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Throw AIDS at you!

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Like, when he's sick... Dude! A spray!

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  He coughs and you feel it?

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  And you mix it with, what do you call it, pepper spray? So it burns a bit. You're in the theater...

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Hey, everybody, welcome to the Magic Johnson Theater here in south central Los Angeles. This is a fully immersive show. Just so you know, please enjoy the film, 127 running minutes.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  Eggs are here, here, and you're all gonna get AIDS.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  It's terrible, dude.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  All right, zoom down.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  Wait, go back, hot food. Bob?

• 31:03Speaker 05

  Churros!

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so we have to get churros? Oh, oh, do they have Orinoco there?

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they have the flow!

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  Call back.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  They have flow.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Nathan's hot dog and fries might be good. You know what we should do? At baseball games, they do a nine-nine-nine, nine beers, nine hot dogs, and nine innings. Can we do nine Nathan hot dogs, nine Coca-Colas, throughout the course of the film? Do you think you can eat nine dogs?

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to.

• 31:26Speaker 07

  Let's try.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Let's try. Anyway, I can't wait to see your opinion about it.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited to not go.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  If you don't go, there's gonna be problems.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  Name them.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I shall.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Double dog dare ya.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  I double dog dare you right now, I'm gonna tell you what they are right now, right? Number one, I'll be very disappointed in you.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Okay, dude, welcome.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to feeling.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you want to get into feelings?

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  And I know what you're doing right now, you're searching for something else to say.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  When I get emotional, I use my hands, and I use vocal inflection.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  Hip-hop Bob is about to come out.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yo, what's up?

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  See, I told you.

• 32:05Bobby Lee?

  Westside, big boy, big daddy in the house.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Of course I'm gonna go, I'm very excited, cleared my day.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm very excited to go see it with the family.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  Hi, Bobby! Hello. Where is you? Hi. You're a liar, dude. I was over there waiting for you guys, but no one showed up. I saw you waiting. Andrew's gonna be right on time, and if he doesn't make the first five minutes of the movie, he's gonna stress Bob out. This is the theater. Who? Joe. Because the first five, it's confusing, you gotta get in the first five minutes.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  You can't miss the beginning.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  You can't miss this, because you'll walk in... There's 20 minutes of commercials, so we're good.

• 32:45Speaker 05

  He's like the oldest story ever told, he really doesn't know anything about AIDS.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  3,000 years of spoilers. Who's like the joke, the joke he got mad at, you know?

• 32:58Speaker 02

  It's a callback, callback.

• 33:02Speaker 02

  Fancy's always a little more whimsical outside of the studio, he dances a little more. He's whimsical. He's a little... Let me tell you something to make you happy, I was reading the comments about your haircut, and everybody thinks that you look very handsome and young.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  It doesn't end with, that's it. There's no pun, pun intended.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  Dude, this is our last movie together, dude.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  This is our first movie together.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  I know. I know it is.

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  What about Andrew?

• 33:40Speaker 02

  Andrew loves Crunch a Bunch. One for him, one for me, do you want one?

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  Crunch a Bunch, I'll take a Crunch a Bunch.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Crunch a Bunch. A bunch of Crunch a Bunch.

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm getting a bunch of Crunch a Bunch.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  If he does, I'm done.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  We're done, my friend's is over today, might be the last time to serve.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've already seen it.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  We've all already seen it.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  Oh, it's real good. Let's go, dude.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  It's like when I beat him in Uno.

• 34:18Speaker 02

  By the way, which I did twice. Let's go. They were fair games. Hi! How are you?

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  Hi!

• 34:26Speaker 02

  Hi, I got... Hi, I'm here to see you.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  I just showed you, right? Nothing.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  It's good, good.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  I like the chair.

• 34:36Andrew Santino?

  Just a dark...

• 34:42Speaker 02

  What number is it? Fancy got it. What's the number? G13 to G20. G13 to G20. G13 to G20, I can't believe your hair.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  I barely fucking made it.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  Why?

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Cause I was, I had, I have something else to do.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  It's just one.

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  Fancy got me. Crunch a Bunch is my favorite. Sour Pops is...

• 35:08Speaker 02

  And popcorn without butter, unlike the...

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Without butter. Without butter.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  Butter.

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  I slept through almost every single scene. I slept, I was so tired. I woke up at the very...

• 35:23Speaker 02

  You know what, forget it.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  I woke up at the very...

• 35:26Speaker 02

  Forget, forget it. We're never doing this again. It's a waste of money, time, love, anything, fuck you.

• 35:37Andrew Santino?

  You know, actually, I was awake the whole time, you know who wasn't awake the whole time? I know. He fell asleep.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  It was good, I only had one problem with it. Helling? You know who it was? The casting. I know. There is the nation, man.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Did you get with the Korean on the boat?

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  How come you didn't get that? That's you.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  I wouldn't, I just wouldn't survive in that world. Neither would you.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  Of all people that would have, of all, yeah, he died. Of all people that would be succulent...

• 36:07Speaker 02

  You were that cheese curd with the psychop's cave.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  I am the psychop's.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, no, you're the cheese curd. I'm pretty sure that guy though.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Incredible, of all, of all the guys that would be succumb to the swan song, it would be you, that's a metaphor for your whole life.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  Siren song?

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  It's not a siren song, it's you.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  I wanted to hear it.

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Dude, look, look, look.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 36:29Speaker 02

  They're pretty good, huh?

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  They could have easily, they could have easily cut out an hour. 100%. There's moments there.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  No, I loved it.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  This is you, this is you in the end.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  That's 100, you would lay that alone.

• 36:42Speaker 02

  The first one, who did that, yeah.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  You'd be the first guy to lay down.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  I'll be the last guy to lay down.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  You would be the first guy.

• 36:48Speaker 02

  Everyone was throwing out, I'm like, alright.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you would do it right away. You'd be the first guy to lay down.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Psychop's really, the way they designed them, it's like a crooked nose.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  That's a real guy?

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  That's not a real guy? That's a door guy at the Comedy Store, I've seen that kid before.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  I feel like I've seen that guy before at the Comedy Store, I think he parked my car last night.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  What, you think of Robert?

• 37:16Andrew Santino?

  Pattinson, I love to watch him die. I want, I...

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  I love that, I turned to Fancy and I went, fuck yeah. When he was like, just, I want, you want us all to die? Just you. Oh, bro! Damon! Damon's the god. Yeah, he's, and he's like, and he's a pussy. I love that he's like such a weakling, and he's commanding everyone to do his deed.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's so great, dude. What?

• 37:42Speaker 02

  I was pointing, pussy, weakling.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're the Robert Pattinson, you're that character, not the actor.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  You're the actor, that title for it.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  Not, yeah.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  I'll take it. I'm Odysseus.

• 37:54Andrew Santino?

  No chance. No, you're not, Odysseus would never sit like this.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  Look, look, watch, watch.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Odysseus would never sit like this. Can you imagine, you, two rows, and you'd be like, ah!

• 38:07Speaker 02

  I'm so strong, I'm home!

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Like two, what, home!

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what would happen. You, you for, you for sure would go into the whirlpool. You'd be like, let's go in!

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  Right, straight the bow and go right in.

• 38:22Speaker 02

  You know how he did that?

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  How he did what?

• 38:25Speaker 02

  The whirlpool?

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  CGI.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  He took, this is true, he took, uh, with the, uh, water, jet skis, and he made the circles.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  That's enhanced for sure. Yeah.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  So, the reason why he... I know, he couldn't, so he did it so that he gives the actor's reference why not? And he filled out the...

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  I mean, how did he do the one with the six? Yeah, how do you do the, uh, the, the...

• 38:52Speaker 02

  The color is there.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  What the rubber?

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Break his neck. HR, HR, break his neck, HR, that's so funny.

• 39:07Speaker 05

  Very hard.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  In the Philippines, they didn't have any light on, there was no light.

• 39:13Speaker 05

  The video quality was not very good.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, this was in seventy millimeter.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  No, she played like six parts of the Philippine version. They do it live.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  She played Odysseus, Panalbius.

• 39:26Speaker 05

  I played all of them.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  But you've never seen it. Did you like it or not?

• 39:30Speaker 05

  I really liked it. I wasn't bored at all.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  All the way, you liked all of it?

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Three hours, you don't, you're not bored of it.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay, and then also this, all this fucking hype, all this fucking hype about Travis Scott. Unbelievably useless character. Could have been literally anybody.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  It's the point that he is.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, he did it because it's cultural. It's, he's a poet. That could have been literally anybody.

• 39:53Speaker 02

  Can you sing any Travis Scott songs?

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  It's alright, hey, hey.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  And then, no, it's like, and then, and trample, and then the people come in. And they trample everyone to death. Not tramp, you know that song?

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  You know that song?

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Oh, a lot of it, so is Mia Goth, a lot of the roles could have been like, oh, anyone could be this.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  What did I say, that Mia Goth girl, I go, could have been anybody.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  Where are her eyebrows? Where are they, my dad? I hear my dad. Where are her eyebrows?

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  What's wrong with you, dude?

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  I like, I'm telling you, Matt Damon, first of all.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Matt, masterpieces. Matt Damon.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  He was so good.

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  Home run. Even Pattinson, so good. Tom Holland.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  Not good, dude. Not good, it's true. She agreed, everyone agreed.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  And Hathaway?

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  She's incredible, but also, also, could have been done by a lot of good actors.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Leguizamo should, should win this one. They won't give it to Matt, they'll give it to Damon. Cause it's Matt's film.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you the most underwhelming.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  Underwhelming?

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you. Charlie Steril's character.

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's be honest, she, she kinda, she like trapped him as a sex slave and fed him lotuses.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Was she just, she's.

• 41:13Andrew Santino?

  That's like it?

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  She's a scene there.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  I know, but I'm saying, no, but it doesn't tell, it just is like, it's a speed bump in his life where you're like.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  She's just not, she's not, she, no, she's a good actress, but that chunk of time is a little meaningless to me. It just spent more time away from his kingdom. But she also, I wish she like fucked with his head or did something. Like, I wish she physically did something to him instead of just feeding him boys.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  What he did, he combined both, there's two different stories going on, right? There's the lot, there's a group of people that eat lotus flowers, the lotus flower eaters, right? And her, and they, he somehow combined them to do.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  No, it's good, she kept him, she kept him, she kept him subdued so she could use him for whatever she wanted.

• 42:00Speaker 02

  Maybe it got him off of a patio.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  No, no, thank you. Give him a fucking kiss. I'm like, why is that a big deal?

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  It's like, not, you know.

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  They were actually not for you. Those pants.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  For both of us, for our pantry. For our pantry.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  You gave me these. Carlos asked for those specifically and you stole them.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  Alright, you can have that one.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Take them off.

• 42:21Speaker 02

  Carlos, those were your pants. Andrew, you're a nice guy, man.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  Those were for you. Those aren't your pants.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, don't take them off right now.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  Don't take them off right now.

• 42:31Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, because my girlfriend's here.

• 42:33Andrew Santino?

  So what? Oh, jealous?

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, what is, let me see his, yes.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  Don't take it off, it's illegal, but those do fit nice. You should give them to Carlos.

• 42:44Speaker 02

  No, his butt, his butt looks good. Whose butt was it?

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  Ugh.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  I, I'm sorry, sorry about this.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, are you guys going to Pizza or Bianco or no?

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  Now he's walking off his fart.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  But you do have to walk it off as it trails. He's fifty-five years old and he farted in front of his girlfriend and his family. NoCD, I'm here to tell you about NoCD, because I have OCD and a lot of people are confused about what OCD is. I think they've been told a lot of stuff by TV and film and whatever, and the myth has been busted. Um, it's not this organizing stereotype. Real OCD is persistent, it's unwanted intrusive thoughts. They, they feel out of character and it's a huge bummer, I gotta tell you. I've been through a lot of mental health changes in my life and having OCD is, it's real. It's a real, real thing and it's pervasive and you're not alone.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  OCD is highly treatable with the right kind of specialized therapy. That's what I love about NoCD. It needs, um, ERP, Exposure and Response Prevention Therapy. Proven to be the most effective treatment, it really is. Uh, NoCD is the world's leading provider of OCD treatment covered by insurance for over a hundred and thirty-eight million Americans. That's a lot of Americans, guys. Licensed therapists, specialists in ERP therapy and live, face-to-face, virtual sessions. With support between sessions, so you're never facing OCD alone.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  You're not alone, okay? You're very much not alone. If you got a lot of racing thoughts and you can't get to sleep at night sometimes. You're overthinking things, you're underthinking things and you're thinking about too many things. NoCD is definitely here to help.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NoCD can help. Book a free fifteen minutes call to get started at nocd.com.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  Ultra!

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Pouches. Let me say something over to you right now, dude. These are fifteen pouches, no nicotine.

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  No nicotine at all?

• 44:46Bobby Lee?

  I stick it in.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  Energy, focus and memory, these things are great.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm already boosted right now. Check it out, dude. Do you desperately need a nicotine pouch every fifteen minutes just to feel normal? How many pouches, cups of coffee or energy drinks do you need per day to stop yourself from crashing? Or even from feeling nicotine withdrawal?

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, you gotta get rid of that, cause now there's Ultra. You don't have to be chained up by nicotine anymore. This is fantastic, man. They have, uh, Affinity PX, a cleaner, smoother energy boost than caffeine. They got L-theanine and amino acid.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  They have Alpha GPC?

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

  Energy. Yeah, they got Alpha GPC. It's a nootropic for enhanced mental processing.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  And my favorite are vitamin B6 and B12 for balanced energy and mood, cause I love mood.

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, you love mood and you no longer have the crash. That caffeine nicotine crash that everybody's experiencing, cause they're energy drinks and, and nicotine pills and pouches and everything, you don't need that anymore. With Ultra, you take care of that.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Nicotine disrupts hormone balance, potentially leading to lower testosterone as well.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

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• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  I love the flavors too. Cool mint, crisp and refreshing, wintergreen, icy and fresh, tropicals, juicy and vibrant, watermelon, sweet and punchy. And blue razz is my favorite.

• 46:03Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  It's just sweet and tart.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

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• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  Hungry Root! I want my digital cookbook right now, my friend.

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  You sound like a computer and you know what I gotta tell you? That's where your digital cookbook is stored.

• 46:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm from a different planet, my friend. I want it.

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  Thanks to, uh, Hungry Root. If you're trying to get more protein for your fitness goals or finding things that your picky kids will actually eat. This is fantastic, cause with Hungry Root, uh, it learns what you like and what you don't like and what you're trying to accomplish and what fits into your lifestyle. And it recommends groceries and recipes tailored just for you, so let it do the work to help you stay on track.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  Go to Hungry Root and go check out Bobby Mom.

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  The Bobby Mom, uh, it's got delicious, uh, gingery grilled chicken and broccoli bowl, obviously that's for me. Then we've got Korean barbecue chicken.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  Chicken and grain, that's for me. I love the grains.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  And now we got gingery pea snaps and fried rice, cause I'm a little pea snap.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  My mom loves pea snap.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Yes, she does.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go check it out.

• 47:00Andrew Santino?

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• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  BADFRIENDS!

• 47:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm gonna say something too, if we're in the food world and we moving away from the movie theater. It's about time. I know I've waited long enough. We finally bought an air fryer.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, how was it? It's amazing, is it not?

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  I mean, they are life-changing. I, I, I guess, I guess I didn't know what I was doing.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  What are you frying up out?

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  You can do literally anything.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  I know a half air fryer. Okay, bud.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  Are you using it?

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  No, but I've fried some things up in my life.

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  What have you fried in it?

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Chicken tenders.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  I love, chicken in it is phenomenal.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  That's all you've done?

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's so good. I put little seasoning on.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever put bacon in the air fryer? It's remarkable.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  What does it do?

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  It's perfect. It's exactly how I like it. I don't even know how they, is someone in there?

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  I, I open it up, I go, somebody in there?

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  I want somebody, I go, yeah?

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Keebler.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  We're here.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Keebler elf.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  Just one little elf.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  We're here.

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  The tree was crowded.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Imagine.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sorry.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  The tree was crowded and the fudge stripes. I'm done with that lifestyle.

• 48:18Andrew Santino?

  I think you were, I think, yeah, that's good.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  Good finish, right?

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  And you got it out. You stuck the.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  I got it out.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did.

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  I did. Yeah, yeah.

• 48:24Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what's, what's the biggest thing you've snuck into a movie theater back when you used to sneak in food and stuff?

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  Weed.

• 48:31Andrew Santino?

  You can't smoke in the movie theater?

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can.

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  Little pig. Let's associate the junkie with the film. If you did.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  If you did, if you brought in fentanyl, what, what movie?

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what movie I saw.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  See if I saw it. Ready?

• 48:44Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Eh, man, I just saw Wuthering Heights, man.

• 48:48Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Wuthering Heights.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  What drug are you on?

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  What drug are you on?

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  All of them.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  All right, should we try the bit again?

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  I just got out of Wuthering Heights.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what drug are you on?

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Ain't no drugs. Funny.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Zero for two, bud.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Is that good?

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Damn it.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Two, not even a foul tip.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  That's not even foul tip?

• 49:11Andrew Santino?

  That's.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Give me another, give me another.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  Give me another one.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Is it that?

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  I think it's, I think it's you.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm off today.

• 49:21Andrew Santino?

  No, you're on. You're throwing yourself with the A man.

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  Don't do the A.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  That's the problem.

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  So don't do it.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  Cause that character doesn't know. The yo.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that better? Yo, what's up?

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  What movie did you go see?

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  Wuthering Heights.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  What, are you on something?

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am, my friend. PCP.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I ran through the wall. I didn't even pay for it.

• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're under.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  That hole.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  You're under arrest.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Why, man?

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Cause, well, see, the man. Yeah, all right. It was really good. I liked it.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Every choice I make today is not good.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. I liked it. The gang liked it.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Did you like it?

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  The gang liked it.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are we good now, or what?

• 50:04Speaker 02

  You and me?

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's, I think it was a lot.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  We were just around each other.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  A lot, yeah.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  I think, I, I think it was, uh, I got it from both sides. I heard both sides of the story.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  From both sides of the story.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, you live your life.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  Maybe international's not for you.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it is. But I turned 55 in Hawaii. Unfortunately, you're not gonna be there.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  I wish I could be there. I'll be in Atlanta.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Adam will be there.

• 50:30Andrew Santino?

  Adam Egan?

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Ray.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  He's there playing the Blue Note.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he is?

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:35Andrew Santino?

  Honolulu?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  And what, and you're gonna be, you're, but you're playing a theater there, right?

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  It's same area?

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  Same night?

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  No, he's there a couple of days earlier before his show, and I'm there the, the night before I leave, he'll be here.

• 50:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's awesome.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Can have dinner.

• 50:51Andrew Santino?

  Is why, I just saw his wife with you there, Prego Wego. They're gonna have a little baby.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm very happy for him.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Are you? Do you want a baby? You know, I'm gonna give you a baby.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  You'll give me one?

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  You wanna make a baby?

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Of a baby? You make up a baby with me?

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  You have a baby. This fucking kid.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, but she's ungrateful. You're not?

• 51:13Speaker 05

  He's sweet to, um, Atikalai's baby.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I've heard you.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how many times we have to talk about that.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  That's fine, move out.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Let's move out.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  No, move out. I'm saying move out.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  You're happy to live with me as long as you want.

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  It's beautiful.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  He's happy that my mom is back, though.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's back.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  You, and, so she's coming tomorrow.

• 51:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  She's got. Maybe she'll be my date to the movies.

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  The deep cleaning on your mother's.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Cause your mother, your mom still has a crush on me?

• 51:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Awesome.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  No, she doesn't.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she does, dude. She said it on this show.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  I think she does.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, the fans shipped us. They want us to be together.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Can you imagine her rubbing?

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna blow up our lives and be together. What?

• 51:52Speaker 05

  For some reason, she likes your arms. She keeps saying about your arms.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm a big fan of her mom. She's coming to the movie theater. Make sure we sit together. She's the best.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  She's the best, yeah.

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  So she's gonna come with us tomorrow. You're gonna be there.

• 52:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Have you already seen the movie?

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Nope.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so it's, me and her are the only ones that haven't seen it. So I haven't seen you in a long time.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  You've been gone.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  I've been missing you. The Comedy Store's been missing you. Everyone's asking about you. Where's?

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not doing that anymore.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  You're not going to the Comedy Store anymore?

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  What does that even mean?

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  What does it sound like?

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like a lie. I know you're, I know you're gonna go back to the Comedy Store. What are you saying?

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Can I just be articulate in front of you?

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  I wish you would.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Both of you.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  You and him. I mean, can somebody articulate in this room?

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  What I'm doing is, depending on what the response of my act is on Hulu.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  On, on your special?

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  On my special.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 52:49Speaker 02

  On Hulu.

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  So stupid.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Hulu. Anyway, um, it's just all based, based on that.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean? You're gonna retire if you don't?

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  If people are like, that's the worst special I've ever seen, I might not be able to do it. Continue.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. So you're just like, making this fake scenario up?

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  You gotta, you gotta, um, with everything that happens, you gotta look at the negative side of it. So you can prepare yourself.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Good perspective. So go into it with negative expectation?

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Everything I do.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  So then you hope, so then if it does well, you're, and then you won't even be happy if it does well, cause you wanted it to do poorly.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I wanted it to do well.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't sound like it.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you, you're saying that I should be more positive?

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  Of course. You put a lot of effort and work and years into it.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Ask me again.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  How do you think your Hulu special's gonna be?

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be exceptional, beyond measure. Does that feel better?

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  One of the greatest fucking specials ever.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Does that Tony?

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I love him.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  He does that. One of the greatest comedians alive. He'll say that. He'll bring you up when you do the show, and he'll celebrate your special because it will be amazing. It's a great special. It's great. I watched it.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Go.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  To the taping. I saw you do it fifty.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you never saw it.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna watch it on.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  I know, but my point is, is that how do you know if it's good if you haven't seen it?

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  I've seen the performance. What do you?

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we don't know, though. You know what I mean?

• 54:18Speaker 02

  It's 2012. He's been.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Sorry. It's too fast.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  Right after the second plane hit, I saw the.

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  I saw it live at the Comedy Store, and I told you how great it was. I said that to your face. And we were back in the green room with your.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm taking a break right now. I'm gonna take a little break. So I haven't been, I haven't been going to the store. You know what I mean? I just been localized, you know, I've, I have, everything is, um.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  You just got back into town from Australia three days ago. What are you talking about? It's not like you're like, not been around. You literally haven't been in the country.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but since I've been here, it's been very localized.

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  Dude, what are you talking about?

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  You haven't been in three days.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  I know. I've been in town for a couple of days, and it's very, my joy has been very localized to my own home.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  You stay in the house.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I've been doing my own routines, swimming a lot, sometimes six times a day.

• 55:12Speaker 05

  Crazy.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's swimming six times a day.

• 55:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, I just go out and then he's just there, like, lying on the.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  Floating six times a day.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  He mean, what can't it be swimming?

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Do you remember the South Korean guy that we showed you?

• 55:24Speaker 05

  I don't see him moving.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Floating, swimming, I'm in the water.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  They're two totally different things.

• 55:30Speaker 05

  Exercise.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  When someone says, that's like, I, Bob is like, I went running today, and he just stands outside.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  It's not the same thing, dude. You weren't swimming. Swimming is active. You float. And by the way, floating is great. You're a float.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  I weighed. Oh, we already talked about this. I don't wanna talk about swimming. I'm just telling you my, my localized routines. Okay?

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Cause you were so confused by it.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  No, everyone was on the same page.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  You're confused by verbiage.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  I've always been. That's always been a, a, a, a hurdle for me. Verbiage. But you know, I've been doing it. I've been getting around it.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  I know you go around the hurdles.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's actually.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  And I'm still gonna win.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you get penalized, though.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  Doesn't matter.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  I guess it doesn't.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  I, I went down Sunset last night, cause I did a show at the Palladium.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  With who?

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  Sarah Mello put it together. It was incredible. It was the only white comic on the show. And Don L brought me up. Don L was saying bad stuff about you.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  What, what was he saying?

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  You know, just.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  No, what was he saying? Cause I'm tired of that fucking guy.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  He was cuss, cussing you out. I mean, that's all he does.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  That's all he does.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  I can call that little fucking guy.

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  Call him.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Fucking guy.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  I was the only white comic.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real? If he was not talking shit, I don't wanna call him.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  And he brought me up by saying, this next comic, he's the most crackery, cracker ass, does a podcast with the little shisty Chinese bitch ass. Yeah, he just shit on us for the first, I don't know, five minutes, but it was great.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  I know his number.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  Don L?

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  I know. I don't know where it is.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  You don't wanna call him. You don't know where it is? It's under Don L.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  How do you spell it?

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's what this is.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  He just puts in black guy number three.

• 57:11Speaker 02

  Yup.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Don, D?

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  O. N. N. E.

• 57:16Bobby Lee?

  It's not in here.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, maybe you don't have his number?

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't have his. Don't answer.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, I see that guy.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Do you have any, do you have any don't answers on your phone?

• 57:24Speaker 02

  No, I just won't answer if they call.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  No, he's saying, do you have them saved as don't answer?

• 57:28Speaker 02

  No.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  I have a bunch of numbers saved in my phone that just says, don't answer.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta remind himself not to answer, cause he might just.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  So it pops up and says, don't answer, I won't answer it.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  But isn't, but isn't it tempting?

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I don't wanna do.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  But if it's just don't answer, that it could be anybody.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  Girls?

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it could be anybody from my past.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, coming back into your life again. Why don't you just get a new number?

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to, because people from my past have it.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  And you don't want those people, according to what you just said?

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  Some people I do.

• 57:56Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Have any of those people that you do from your past want to call you? Well, then.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  They never call me. They never call me. They never call me. So people my, from my past, right, they don't call me, and the ones that I don't wanna talk to are don't answer on my phone.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's kinda like when you give a text, you get a text once a year, and you say happy birthday to somebody, and you look at the past text, and that's all you've said to each other is happy birthday? And you're like, well, that's that. I don't think we should do this anymore.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  I've acknowledged it to, to someone. I've gone, hey, man, I see what we've done here. I think we're done here.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me ask you this.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Cause it was literally happy birthday to me, happy birthday to him, happy birthday to me, happy, I was like, that's it. We did, we did.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Over how long? A decade?

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, it had to have been four years. And I was like, this is insane. I don't even know why we're doing this.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  We just saw it.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Somebody has to stop it.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  I quit it. I said, I'm sorry, man.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, yeah. Um, let me ask you this.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  And now we're hanging out.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  How does that work?

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  I said, let's get coffee.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  That's, it does work.

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you sometimes, you gotta crack it.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Happy birthday, okay, that's good.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  So, um, let me say some, ask you something.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  Ask away.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  It's my girlfriend's birthday.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Today?

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  No, next week.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Coming up.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  So last year.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  A pony.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  I'd never thought of it.

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Get her a pony.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know where to get one.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  What? She's gotta know.

• 59:07Speaker 05

  Why me?

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Shut up, Pog Pog. You know where to get a pony.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Get him a pony.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if you want to eat one, she can get one.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  No, but, um, so I last year, I'll tell you what I got last year.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Twenty, twenty thousand dollars for a pony? That's how much they cost? We gotta go to Bakersfield.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not doing that.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  Twenty grand? That's what a pony is?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  That's good. Is that good money?

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I think that's crazy expensive. I thought they were, a pony would be like five thousand dollars.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  What are you talk, what kind of pony are you getting?

• 59:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're a big pony guy? You know about ponies?

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Icelandic ponies are fucking thirty grand. What I did was, I went to, um, a bookstore. And bought a guest gift certificate. I was just like, I'm not.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  That's for, for her birthday? That's awful, dude.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  It's not because it's like, get whatever books you want.

• 59:51Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, you have to make something special. You know, it's not about buying something. Take her somewhere cool.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  I asked her already.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you DM Daniel Radcliffe and see if, uh, he'll, he'll meet her in real life.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't even have Donnell's number.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  I said DM.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Uh-oh.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  DM him.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't even have, yeah, I can't do it.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  Hit him up on Instagram. I bet you he'd be like, yeah.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  And do what? Come over to the birthday party?

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, wouldn't that be, that'd be.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  He'll never show up!

• 1:00:13Andrew Santino?

  No, not with that attitude.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  Her favorite book series right now is Akatar, so you could do, buy like a good hardcover.

• 1:00:21Andrew Santino?

  Does she need a new cauldron or something?

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  No. Oh, that's true.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't she need something in that witch world?

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I'm being serious. Like, doesn't she need something?

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Toad feet. Can I get toad feet?

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Can we buy some toad feet on there?

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I need toad feet.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  I mean, what would, in witchcraft?

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what witches want.

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  Is there not a?

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Pony hats?

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  Is there a sharper image for witches? Get her a new broom.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Oh, some, like, crystals?

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  Crystals? Yes, beeswax and spell candles?

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Ritual knife.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  Dude, why don't you go to that store that you and I went to on MAG? That's like, does, has witchcraft stuff? We went to it together. Remember we won, I bought a poster from there?

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell to, I'll tell you off the air.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  It's got all this shit.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  It's too late. I got the gift certificate.

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  Just go tomorrow.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  I already got it.

• 1:01:08Speaker 05

  That's so boring.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  That is so fucking boring. I couldn't agree more.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  You're such a romantic.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  You're such a romantic.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  I am very romantic.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  What do you think he should get her, Rudy?

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  I'm trying to think.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  What would you want for your birthday? Your birthday's coming up. What do you want for your birthday? Do you want anything?

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm taking her to Hawaii.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  That's not.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  That's not a thing? That's not a thing?

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  It's not for her birthday?

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Yes, it is. Why can't I go? And this is a part of it too.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  It's for, it's your going.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm going. You want paradise love? You want paradise perfection? You go to Hawaii with me. That's free.

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  So she gets to be a plus one to your thing for her birthday?

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  I'll attach it to Hawaii. I'll attach other events too.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  What do you, what would you like for your birthday?

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  Food.

• 1:01:58Bobby Lee?

  See, that's, I know.

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm serious. What do you want? I'll buy it.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  She's not gonna get it for you.

• 1:02:03Andrew Santino?

  I'll get whatever it is.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm, it's not, I hope it's not a car. Give me like something reasonable and I'll buy it for you.

• 1:02:11Speaker 05

  Right now, all I'm thinking is Prince Street Pizza.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  I buy the, I'll, I'll.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Get her.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  I have to buy her a Prince Street.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Get her.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  The whole street.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  I'll get you pizza. You don't want anything? You don't, do you not?

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't want anything. She doesn't know about fashion or.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm not asking about that. Do you, is there something that you've had your eye on that's too expensive for you to?

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  Maybe more slippers?

• 1:02:33Speaker 05

  Rocks?

• 1:02:35Andrew Santino?

  Filipinos are the best. What is that? Cinellas?

• 1:02:38Speaker 05

  Cinellas.

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  Cinella.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Orinoco flow?

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Orinoco flow, atajini, atajini, ataj.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  So you have indoor slip-ons and outdoor slip-ons?

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea.

• 1:02:49Speaker 05

  Oh, and indoor slippers?

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  Indoor slippers, yeah. That's what you want. We'll get you indoor slippers.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  You're, what do you want for your birthday?

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 1:02:58Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  This is the year. I'm free of it.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  I got you.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm free of institutions.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  I got you something.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm free of dates and holidays. I'm, every day is a holiday for me.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  So calendar means nothing?

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  It means nothing to me now. Today is my birthday.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 1:03:16Speaker 02

  Happy birthday.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Google this. I saw this recently. Somebody said that there was a, I don't know what year this was. It was hundreds of years ago. In the calendar, we just skipped from like the fourth to the thirteenth or something like that. And there was a, like a king did it. And he fucked up everything in perpetuity for the rest of time. Because he just was like, nah, tomorrow's the twelfth. Calendar first skip days in eight, fifteen eighty-two, when Catholic countries dropped ten days to transition from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar. The old Julian calendar miscalculated the solar years by eleven minutes, causing it to drift. Pope Gregory, that's who did it, realigned the calendar. So he switched.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Did you like that?

• 1:03:54Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  When he did that?

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I thought it was a bold move.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what were you feeling at the time?

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm behind Mr., the Pope, I mean, the King Gregory at all.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, because you used to have that tattoo, you got it removed.

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  The, oh, the Pope G?

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, he's turned out to be not so good of a guy.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  But that's later.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  Much later.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Much later.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  A hundred years later? Yeah.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  Russia waited till nineteen eighteen to skip thirteen days. I love how Russia just held out. No, we won't.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  They don't want to.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Just like, just please will you do it? It's easier for everybody. No, we will not.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  We will not. They held out for nineteen years.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  No, they held out till nineteen eighteen.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant, nineteen eighteen.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  This is nerd talk. You don't like it.

• 1:04:34Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it either.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  I said you don't like it.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm interested in shit like.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  Boggles my mind.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  I love it. Tell me more.

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, what else do you want to?

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  About time changes and.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  I can tell you.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  And time zones.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  There it is. Fifteen, fifteen eighty-two, that's it. October fourth to the fifteenth. So that fucks me up because my birthday is October sixteenth. So what is actually my birthday? Does it not even exist?

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  Uh, my buddy's little sister was born on a leap year. She's like, whatever, twelve, but she's actually thirty-five.

• 1:05:06Bobby Lee?

  I never knew about that fact. Thank you so much for sharing that.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Give me a fact.

• 1:05:11Speaker 05

  The Aztecs had greater sewage system than all the European countries, so they were very clean and you guys were very dirty.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I like how you pointed at me as if you came from a. You got, you still poop outside. Don't point at me, pal. You got a poop hut. You told me.

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Inside pooper, dude.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I poop inside. You told me about, you guys dig a hole to poop today.

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I don't litter.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  I don't litter? What the fuck is that?

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you talking about, my friend?

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  I don't litter either.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  He hasn't littered in his life, woman.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not true. One time I threw something out of a car and a Native American was there and I hit him and he was crying.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  That's a funny joke. One tear?

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  One tear.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  One tear, dude.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  There's literally nobody old enough listening to this show to understand.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, we're so old. You know about that ad?

• 1:05:59Andrew Santino?

  Of course she doesn't know about that commercial.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  That guy was Italian? Yeah, we played it.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he wasn't Italian, yeah.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  We talked about it.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Of course. McCone, give us some insight about what's going on in your little world.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  I got a ticket when I was in Rome. After being there for maybe ninety.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, this guy has not been present for Whiskey Ginger or this show for multiple months.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  How does he have the finances to go to Rome? I'm gonna ask you that, sir.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  No clue.

• 1:06:26Speaker 02

  You want financing him?

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  I was a financing shit. I didn't, I, for dinners.

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  That's what those, that money was for.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  I made it last.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Not Rome.

• 1:06:34Speaker 02

  I, I was only there for ten days.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Rome?

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  Only for?

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Here's some Starbucks money. Rome?

• 1:06:41Speaker 02

  But it.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  There is a Starbucks in Rome.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there is? Yeah, I know.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  I was only there for like a week, but it was just so happened to be when a lot of episodes were recorded, but it's impossible to schedule.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're fired.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  That far ahead.

• 1:06:52Bobby Lee?

  You're fired, dude.

• 1:06:53Andrew Santino?

  What did you do? You got a ticket to do what in?

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  Doing what?

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  No, I got a, I got a ticket after being in Rome for an hour and a half because I was on a Lime scooter without a helmet on. Very gangster. And it's apparently a very punishable offense.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  It's like that in.

• 1:07:08Andrew Santino?

  There is the Colosseum and there are the Lime scooters to go through the Colosseum for you. That's insane. Lime scooters that buy the Colosseum. We're fucked.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  In Australia, they have it, New Zealand, all helmets on the Lime scooters.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  But they don't give you one. It's a bullshit thing.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  No, they do give it to you in Australia.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  It's strapped to the thing.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  It's strapped to the thing. Yeah.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, also, I'm not putting that on. I'm not putting somebody's headlights on my, I'm never putting on one of those fucking things.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  You jammed it in your big ass fucking ass. Your midwestern, big leg, big, dumpy fucking bullshit.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  He's got a big dumpster.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Dumpster behind there.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so it's fifty euro fine.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Stuck it in there.

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you paid? Fifty euros for the helmet ticket?

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  I didn't pay it.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Imagine. He's got a warrant for his arrest in Rome.

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  I called my buddy Pietro from Italy and he.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  Ah, they give you a ticket, yes, so don't pay.

• 1:07:52Speaker 02

  No, they got mad because I didn't know what they were saying. They were speaking Italian. They just got me and the Syrian guy and I called Pietro because I didn't know what they were saying. And they got really frustrated that I called somebody and I said he was my lawyer and they made me hang up the phone because I didn't know.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, they don't like lawyers down there. You fled the country. I hope you have a warrant for your arrest.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  I was only in Rome for like, literally like eight hours.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  Any ladies? I'm sure there was.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  No, I did, I was at a wedding and I had a crush on one of the.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  The no was a lie.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a lie.

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  We, no, look, look, and then the head shake, the little.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  And the blushing? What's the blushing about, Chachi?

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  I wish.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  What's the blushing about, Chachi? What is it, Chach?

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  I had a crush on one of the bridesmaids.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Pocahontas?

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  More, more, more.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, huh?

• 1:08:39Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he's closer to John, but I get it.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  Bridesmaids in who's wedding? Your buddy's wedding? Right. And what fucking friend of his gets married in, in Italy? Insane.

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  No, they were married in, in Bristol, England.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do with this lady? Rub your vagina against hers? You fucking pussy.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  Two for two. Hey, you had a crush on this girl? Did you, did you flirt with her?

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, we were talking. We were having a good time because there wasn't a lot of single people at this wedding. So I was talking.

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  Or other men for her to talk to, I imagine.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  Exactly. So the, the cards were in my favor.

• 1:09:09Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:09:10Andrew Santino?

  What did you card tricks for?

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  I was doing the behind the.

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  You know this idiot. Yeah. Uh, do you like magic?

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, you're not one of those guys, are you?

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  I was with Spencer the other.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  You've never done magic in front of us. How do you know magic?

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  I just did it in front of Andrew the other day.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  He did it, yeah. He's Mr. Magic.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  He knows, well, how much magic do you know?

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  I know, I know very limited magic, but I would.

• 1:09:28Andrew Santino?

  This is how he's getting laid now. He's doing magic for.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Doing magic.

• 1:09:31Speaker 02

  I was with, okay.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Come over, do magic. I'll tell you if it's magic or not.

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  He's doing magic for chicks.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  I know magicians.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  If a guy did magic to you at a party, would that, would that be a turnoff?

• 1:09:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would hide.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, see?

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:09:41Andrew Santino?

  Here's the magician now.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, stop.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  I saw the pen from over there.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  You knew it was coming. That's aggressive.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  I saw the pen from over there. He didn't bather to hide the pen.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  You knew it was coming.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  And he stuck up on my ear. That's not magic.

• 1:09:56Andrew Santino?

  That was assault.

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  I'm not that good. I only, like, I can only do it. How many times have this worked?

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  That's not a thing.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  How blacked out do the girls need to be for you to do that kind of magic?

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  That's not magic.

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  The behind the ear trick is 100%.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're supposed to bring it out of nowhere.

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  You knew it was coming.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  I saw the pen coming in.

• 1:10:13Speaker 02

  This isn't fair.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, magician's code. Don't yell.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  I'm not, it's just like.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's still yelling. You're not a magician.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  You're not a magician, dude.

• 1:10:21Speaker 02

  Further away from the mic.

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  All right, so you talk to the, you talk to this girl.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe that was it.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  This is what he did.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  I couldn't, your ear's not exposed.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  Is that, oh, water.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  I only know the ear trick and your ear.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Ta-da. Hey, ta-da.

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  Ta-da.

• 1:10:40Speaker 02

  With a headphone.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  Ta-da.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  Ah, you fuck.

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  I don't know it that well.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  It's not magic. Fuck you. I'm tired of your shit. You're fired. Okay, I'm done with you. You don't show up, you're on Rome, you're getting no scooter helmet. Okay, nothing. No pussy, nothing. All right? You're taking our valuable money, going to Rome and fucking representing us through garbage.

• 1:11:05Andrew Santino?

  Through garbage, through pug pug.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, through pug pug. So what I'm saying to you right now is represent us correctly.

• 1:11:11Speaker 02

  All right.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  With your hips high and your head low.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  He does have big hips.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  What did you say to the girl?

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  Uh, I was talking to her and then her friend, and then her friend's boyfriend, and then me and the boyfriend were talking, and the girls were talking. And she was like, I just feel so lonely at this wedding, like, no one for me to be.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  That's an opening. Did you not close it?

• 1:11:31Speaker 02

  But, but then the friend, I overheard the friend say, what about Mccone? And then I heard and I kind of looked over, and she looked over at me and just went, no.

• 1:11:39Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, that seems brutal.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  He bobbed away as.

• 1:11:43Bobby Lee?

  You bobbed away?

• 1:11:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  I walked around the castle and looked at the stars.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  All right, you say that to him. I want to see what his face is like. What about Mccone? About who? The freak. Oh. No.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he's nice. Nah. He's fine. He's not fine. Have you seen him dance? He is a bad dancer. Yeah.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  Did you dance by yourself?

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  No, I don't like.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Dancing with myself. Why does he, she have Kathy Bates legs?

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Like, the exact, from Misery, the same hips and legs. Like, how does that happen on a male?

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  His whole leg is a cankle.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, why, how does it bloat like that?

• 1:12:29Andrew Santino?

  His thigh is the same size as his ankle. It's wild.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  We're built tough in the Midwest.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  No, it's like.

• 1:12:34Andrew Santino?

  It's just like two trees you walk around on. It's so weird.

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  It's like the Michelin Man.

• 1:12:39Andrew Santino?

  He is the Michelin Man.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  Just balby, white, fat.

• 1:12:42Andrew Santino?

  Balby, white, fat.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Off those fucking sticks.

• 1:12:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  He calls legs.

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:47Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, no, I don't want to date him.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either.

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  Long story short, no. Well, congrats to your friend that got married or whatever. Rudy, do you have any parting words?

• 1:12:57Speaker 05

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Very.

• 1:12:59Andrew Santino?

  That'll do.

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