More Heart, More Fart w/ Lisa Gilroy

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Bobby Lee?

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  I forgot that part.

• 0:55Speaker 01

  Did it start?

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  This sucks already.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  It's way too loud in my headphones. I don't know who your last psychotic guest was, but...

• 1:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05Andrew Santino?

  Don't take shots at previous guests.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry. Was it Hilary Duff?

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  It was.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it was Hilary Duff.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  The Duffster.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  The Duffster, dude.

• 1:10Speaker 01

  You look like me.

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, it happened. Whoa, what is your name?

• 1:15Speaker 01

  Lisa?

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  Gilroy! Clap your hands. Clap the hands of the Lisa. You're so talented. I'm enamored by you.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  You're what?

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  Enamored? Is that the right word?

• 1:27Speaker 01

  That's so nice, Bobby. I'm enamored by you.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay. A good word.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Did I get that word wrong?

• 1:32Speaker 01

  No, you got it right. It was beautiful.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:34Speaker 01

  I can't believe you make your guests sit in this chair full of farts.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  Jack Black sat on that.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  Did you fill it up with farts?

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:40Andrew Santino?

  Jack Black.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jack Black farts, which are magical farts.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Does it get refilled all the time? Because it's pretty firm.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  Never been refilled. We filled it up one time.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  Isn't that comfortable?

• 1:50Speaker 01

  Um, it's okay. I had a chair like this in my room when I was a little girl. When I was a little girl. And now you're a big girl.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I like that character. You make up a character on the spot? Is that how talented you are?

• 2:01Speaker 01

  Sure, give me, give me a suggestion.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  A baker in the 1950s.

• 2:04Speaker 01

  Oh, whoa, it's a Pixar.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow, did you see that, dude?

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we should call Pixar or something.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, call Pixar.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:14Andrew Santino?

  Do you have?

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  What? Give me a character.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Can you call Pixar? Pixar?

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can call Pixar.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 2:20Speaker 01

  I'll give you a character.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Um, one of the cars from Cars, but it's broken and it's a bus, but it's a, it's a, it's a little tiny bus that only a shrimp can see.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Santino, this one's for Bobby, right? Hey, Santino, look at me, you can have a turn next.

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Awesome. Hey, tramps.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  That's really good.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good?

• 2:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Give Andrew one, he's so good at this.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Okay. Yours is, um, okay, okay, okay, okay, a guy who's like middle aged, who's a podcaster who lives in LA.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what's up?

• 3:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Back to the show. Yeah, it's so good.

• 3:06Speaker 01

  Awesome.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  I thought his tongue was out.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm the sidekick. Can I be, add on to it or not?

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, go ahead.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Oh, that's funny. Okay, you do, if you do that character, you do the character that's like the sidekick of the podcaster.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  And let's say, wait, wait, I'll give you more like character stuff to color it out. So like, let's say you're, you're kind of mean and you're kind of stupid. Okay, go.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Welcome back to our show, uh, idiot guest. Yeah.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  We had a guest?

• 3:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, perfect.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Perfect, right?

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  That's so awesome.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  He's confused. He didn't even know that there was a guy.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I got that. I thought you did it.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, go on, but please.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  Lisa, what company are you in again?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  What improv group are you in?

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Oh, um, I guess just right now I do Ass Cat and Dinosaur.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Ass Cat and Dinosaur, both UCB?

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Are those not the two most embarrassing names of things you've ever heard?

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  I just heard them for the first time as I was saying.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Who's in Dinosaur?

• 4:03Speaker 01

  Paul Scheer, Rob Hubel, Rob.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Stop, enough said.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Enough said. What, do you like them?

• 4:08Speaker 01

  What, what am I like them?

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Do you like them?

• 4:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love them.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Jason Manzoukas?

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Jason Manzoukas, yeah.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  So talented.

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  You know, can I tell you?

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  Is this UCB? Am I wrong? It is UCB.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Uh, it's no, our show is monthly at the Largo.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Largo.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you a compliment about Jason Manzoukas?

• 4:21Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Um, I was on a sitcom called Animal Practice.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  It's so good. Have you seen it?

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up! Why do I, do I bring up mixology?

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  I wish you would. It was my favorite show that I ever did.

• 4:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So there's, it was a sitcom on NBC called, and my, the star was the monkey.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  He's on the right.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  Is that the same monkey from Friends?

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Marcel?

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Is that the same monkey from Friends?

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  Is it actually?

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, look at the poster, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tyra Labine, Betsy Sadaro.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Oh, I love Betsy.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's great.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  Who's the girl on the front left?

• 4:56Speaker 01

  Tyra Labine, he just said.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Tyra Labine?

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Tyra Labine.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  I actually love Tyra.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  So the show got cancelled and it was the day-

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  Duh! Can I get a duh?

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Duh!

• 5:08Speaker 01

  Can I get a wolf?

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  I don't know, I was thinking, cause it's Animal Practice.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  And I was going to, um, Seth Meyers' birthday party.

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  Name drop.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  You know who produced it?

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  The Russo Brothers. Joe and Anthony Russo.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  Joe, welcome to the Russo Brothers Pizza Place. This is a-

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  Do we produce TV shows?

• 5:28Speaker 04

  Endgame.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:29Speaker 04

  After Endgame?

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  They did Captain America: Civil War, right? Endgame, all those ones.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Challengers.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  Everybody has a flop here and there.

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh, bird.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck you, dude. What have you done? A movie that you can't even get off the ground? Right, that we're not gonna fucking do?

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna do it.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  You're all talk!

• 5:48Speaker 01

  Wait, you wrote a movie for the gang to star in?

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  It's a zombie movie, yeah, and he had funding, so we're all gonna fly out, not you, but I was gonna fly out to Spain.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't gonna do it.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then last minute, he's like, "I lost, I lost funding." I'm like, "No shit."

• 6:01Speaker 01

  Bobby, why didn't you just fund it?

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe in the project. I don't, I don't believe in the project, Gloroy!

• 6:09Speaker 01

  Well, why are you gonna star in it then?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, can I finish this? I was going to the Seth-

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Yes, you have a comp-

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then, and then, so I was walking down Sunset from the store, and, um, then behind me, Jason Manjuice just walked by me, then he looked at me and he paused, he gave me a side hug, and he goes, "I'm so sorry about your show." And I go, I didn't know him that well, and I thought, "What a nice guy." You know what I mean, to, um, be there for me, in that, what? What are you thinking?

• 6:38Speaker 01

  I was thinking, well, um, maybe he-

• 6:44Speaker 01

  Didn't know.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  Well, I was thinking I-

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  He meant, "I'm sorry that you're on the show."

• 6:49Speaker 01

  He said, "I'm sorry about your show." That's nice.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it got cancelled.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  No, he didn't know it got cancelled. He was saying, "I'm sorry that you're on that show."

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  You think that's what it was?

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  That's what I think he was saying. He saw a trailer, was like, "Fuck, dog. I'm sorry you're on that show."

• 7:02Speaker 01

  And are you guys like feeling the puns that are flying around in the air?

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know what pun means.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  You said, "He paused."

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  And said, "Sorry about your show." And then you say, "He paused and said, 'Sorry, dog, that your show got cancelled.'"

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we get it.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  We're seeing so many animal things. It's kind of like, the chemistry in here is electric. Are you guys feeling that? Yeah, exactly.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:22Speaker 01

  We're having so much fun already.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen your ankles before.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  Well, you still haven't.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  I'm wearing red socks.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Do you see them on the camera?

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  What is a body part that you don't like about yourself?

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Belly button, too deep.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Too deep, yeah.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  Way too deep. I could get lost in there.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Mine's so deep, it goes out the back.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  And it's giving me a mind-bifida, for real.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow. It's very deep.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  What about you? What's a body part you don't like?

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you? I have a story about my belly button.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  You can't take the one that she just said, that's impossible?

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  No, it's just a story. It has nothing to do with that I don't like my belly button.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  So I literally, for 20 years, never cleaned it. My belly button.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  Thanks for coming by, Lisa.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  And I was with a girl, it was so embarrassing, we're in bed. And she goes, "Why is your belly button black?" I go, "What do you mean?" And she goes, "I mean, when I look at it, it's like, just like a black dot."

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  I go, "I've never looked in it." And she said, "Is it dirty?" So I stuck my finger in it, and I did a scoop. It was like a scoop of soil.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Ew.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  It was so embarrassing. And she was like, "I'm gonna go home," or something like that. She went home.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Imagine, if you just grew something in there, it would be so cute.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  Plant a little seed.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Like a tomato? A tomato plant? Yeah, anyway, um, and now I clean it religiously.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  So is dirt in there from you were flopping around in the mud?

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  No, it's just 20 years of not cleaning it.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, but what would get in there? What dirt has access to your belly?

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  You're telling me you're not rolling down a hill sometimes? You're just rolling down a hill?

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  You know Frolic Lady?

• 8:49Speaker 01

  I do, but I usually have a t-shirt on.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, I do it shirtless.

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, shirtless.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  And you got dirt and debris in there.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is there a body part you don't like about yourself?

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  I asked you first, but yeah.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'll tell you mine.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  My testicles. And I'll tell you why.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  Thanks for coming by, Lisa.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  It's the wrong color.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  It? Oh, no.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, they get lonely, so they morphed into one. They've joined each other.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  You ever heard the term two peas in a pod?

• 9:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what my nuts do.

• 9:16Speaker 01

  And the pod is the dick and the balls are inside?

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  You got it.

• 9:20Speaker 01

  No, I'm scared for you.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, it's the color of-

• 9:23Speaker 01

  You need to go to animal hospital.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Animal practice.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Animal practice.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Sorry, I'm the fucking idiot.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, would have been a great callback, though.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, thanks. I'll try again later.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, try to use another animal practice reference, but my point is, is that it's too dark of a purple. You've seen it.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  I have, I have.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  It's way too dark.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  No, it's very-

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm thinking about going, getting bleached.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  No, leave it as it is.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I have to bleach them.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  The purple color's probably coming from blood inside your body, which is normal, right?

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  No, it's actually not.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  It's not normal.

• 9:51Andrew Santino?

  Your testicles should not be a dramatically different color.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Like curdled blood. It shouldn't look like that.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  You know, if you like squeeze your fingertip and it turns purple?

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:02Speaker 01

  Is it like that?

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Bingo.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  Did you know that-

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  And there's a ring, a purple ring around my, the actual shaft, which I'm worried about. Let's move on.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  That's ringworm, bro.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  You gotta get to animal hospital.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Practice.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  Oh, fuck. Who fucking cares about that show?

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, exactly. You've never, have you been on a sitcom?

• 10:19Speaker 01

  No, touche.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  You're on a show right now.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  It's not a sitcom, but you're on a television show.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  I am?

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  What's the show called?

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  You are? What the fuck, you're on Interior Chinatown?

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, but that's not, I'm not, that's not right now. I mean, I didn't, that's on the-

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're on that show, you're a series regular?

• 10:37Speaker 01

  So when you're streaming, you're just on something forever? So if Jennifer Aniston was here, you'd be like, you're on a show right now, right? Friends?

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  No, no, she's on a show, she actually is on a show right now. It's on Apple.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, but-

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Good morning.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 10:48Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you're on a show, you're on a show. Is this show on-

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  So you've been on a show before?

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Is this show on the air right now?

• 10:54Speaker 01

  It's on Hulu, which means it's gonna be there for a long time.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  That's right, so you're on the show. Until they take it down, you're on the show.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, I didn't know. They told me I was off the show.

• 11:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you got kicked off?

• 11:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  No, be real, is that really?

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, I think it's done. I think it's a limited series, so it's over.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's not, you got fired, it's just the whole show's done.

• 11:11Speaker 01

  Feels like I got fired, dude.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, if you don't have a job, it does feel like you got.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  In our animated show, she should do a voice.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  We already talked about it.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  You're having an animated show?

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  None of your business.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Please?

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  All right, you're in.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Or should I say, please? Or should I say, please?

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  Not the last one. No, not the last one.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  You were on the last one?

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love that one.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good one.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, what character can that be?

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  She's a lady who is a mailman!

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Male carrier.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  A male carrier!

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Why? Do you do stand-up?

• 11:41Speaker 01

  Sometimes a little.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Do you go on the road ever?

• 11:45Speaker 01

  I've been on the road before.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. As a headline or a feature?

• 11:49Speaker 01

  No, I'm just kidding. I was saying like, I've been on the road, like, I, in a car.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  Um, no, I don't like tour doing stand-up. I just do sometimes stand-up around here in the little different theaters like UCB and Largo and Dynasty and stuff.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  But if we, like, if we had a show hypothetically.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, hey, Lisa, do you want to do 15 minutes?

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, I could do it.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that'd be fun.

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she could.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she could. Gonna do it in this voice?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Please?

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  I want to do Love is Blind with your audience. And I want to do it in this voice. And I want to have, I want to be in a garbage bag the whole time, with a microphone.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Have you always been like this as a kid even?

• 12:24Speaker 01

  No, as a kid, I was an accountant. I was very serious.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  When did this blossom?

• 12:28Speaker 01

  Aw, that's such a sweet little thing to say. Um, when did what blossom?

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  The show, the TV show Blossom, when was that on the air?

• 12:37Speaker 01

  That was such an impact on me. I collected hats like how she had those hats.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  She was so rad.

• 12:41Speaker 01

  She was so cool.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  I remember thinking about, I was like, that girl's like the coolest chick on TV.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  What's her name again?

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Blossom.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  When did your comedy instinct kick in?

• 12:51Speaker 01

  Um, I guess.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Mayim Bialik.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, Mayim Bialik.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Isn't she a fucking, isn't she like a, a NASA level genius?

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that so cool to think?

• 13:01Speaker 01

  It's pronounced NASA, by the way.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  NASA? NASA level genius?

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  She really is. She's a neuroscientist.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  She's a STEM advocate.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Can you believe that?

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  You know what's so funny? We don't even know what that means.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  STEM, science, technology, engineering, math.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  Jinx, 12345678910.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, your sister's gonna die in a crash.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Fuck. Let me call my sister real fast.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Lisa.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  I guess it's always been there, your comedy instinct.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  When did your comedy instinct arrive?

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck you.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Well, I want to know.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm tired of your fucking arrogant way about things that you do. Really?

• 13:38Speaker 01

  Bobby.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry, I haven't. Accident, okay? So be careful driving the roads tonight. I love you.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  See, that's interesting because you technically won the jinx battle, but because I said something bad, you thought you lost it.

• 13:49Andrew Santino?

  When you go to 15 and does jinx, you're next to kin sibling. That is what happens when you go to 15. I don't know, Canada might be different than the States, but here it is if you go to 15.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Canada, I for remember.

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, you have to remember.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  That's where you're from.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Canada. Your dreams are gonna die.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Your people are weak.

• 14:09Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  That was right, I made that up.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  We love Canadians.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  They're the best.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  They just beat us in hockey.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  What a game. Did you watch that? Do you care?

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Four Nations?

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  Four Nations was tight.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Toronto or Vancouver?

• 14:20Speaker 01

  Are those my options from where I get to be from?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  No, where you from?

• 14:23Speaker 01

  I'm from Edmonton, Alberta.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Edmonton, we were talking about that earlier.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are your parents, um, oil people?

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  Uh, don't bring it up.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  We're not allowed to.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  My dad is an oil monster.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Lisa, when are you gonna come back and visit me?

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 14:41Speaker 01

  I'm slamming the door, dad, I'm locking it. He just goes.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 14:46Speaker 05

  How's LA?

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  He sounds mean, but he's real nice.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Oil monster.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Dad is an oil monster.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  You're the best at that.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  See, I'm not allowed to ask these questions?

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck? I didn't say you weren't.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Fuck off.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's Canadian. See?

• 15:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was Canadian.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  That's Canadian.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  And you're wearing a tuque as well, which is very.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Did you start your career in Canada or here, LA?

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  Love the word tuque.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Tuke is an infinitely better word than beanie.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Tuque.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Tuque.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  That's what I use it.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  That's your cousin.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you fucking tuque motherfucker.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  You have a different word for balaclavas?

• 15:14Speaker 01

  Um, baklava.

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  Love. Very good.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  You like that?

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  It's a Greek dessert.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  And we're back to Manzukas.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right back to it.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, did you start there or did you start in LA?

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Started in Edmonton. I was doing improv there.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  And I was a drama teacher.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Where'd you meet your husband?

• 15:37Speaker 01

  In Edmonton.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  In Edmonton. So you guys moved out here together?

• 15:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Children?

• 15:41Speaker 01

  No.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:42Speaker 01

  Except for these two.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Take me home, mommy? Yeah. Do you want them? I actually feel a little like, yeah, you guys are two little rascals. It's like, I've spent time with each of you individually and now you're together and you might gang up on me, but I don't sense it happening. I think I could kind of create a wedge in between.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  Can I see something?

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  I think we've created such a nice environment for you to come to do.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Not only that, and I find it to be.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  Haven't we?

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  I find, hey, Lisa Gilroy, I find that sentiment to be rude.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  And I want to tell you, because there's something you said the last time.

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  Bobby?

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  Let's gang up on her right now.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to gang up. Wait.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Here's the.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  The last time that you said, you said to me, you go, well, I thought you were gonna be crazy, but you're like, super nice and sweet. It's a thing that you assume that rattles my mind.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  First of all, I didn't say that to you.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, she said that about you, both of us, she said.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  She said, she goes, I thought you were gonna be mean.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Mean! That's what it was. Yeah, yeah. We're not mean. We're nice!

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  We're fucking nice! Yeah, you took!

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, you took motherfucker.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Well, now me and Megan are gonna gang up on you guys, right, Megan? She's so skinny, she's invisible, but she's, she's hot as hell, and she's a neuroscientist.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  And Megan and I are sisters, and she, um, oh, what? Girl, you're crazy.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  What did she say?

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  What did she say?

• 16:54Speaker 01

  She said she has a crush on one of you, and she's not gonna say who.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I already know.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  If it's Carlos.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  That's your, that's your way of saying that he's handsome.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  If it's Carlos, I'm gonna be fucking pissed off.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  Megan, Megan told me not, I don't wanna, I don't wanna.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  But she has an Asian fetish.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  Cause any problems.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  You know? You think she has an Asian fetish, your, your imaginary friend?

• 17:11Speaker 01

  Let me ask her. You can't say that.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit. And you shouldn't say that.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  You should not.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Megan? Anyway.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Let's play a game.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  How, uh, shut up, weird eyes? That's what she said about me.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  Move on.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  That's actually exactly what she said.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's what I thought.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  Um, do you guys have some sort of horn sound or something you can play?

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  We can do it ourselves. We do them all the time. Ready?

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Which one do you like? I'll go first.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 17:43Speaker 01

  That's right, welcome everyone to the Friendship Championships. Yeah, I have Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. And we are gonna absolutely test them on years of friendship. Now, I've spoken to the boys ahead of time and I've gotten their answers to these questions. It's a bit of a newlywed game, alright? First question is for you Bobby.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  Andrew, once described your head as looking like what? A, a dead kid's head?

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:10Speaker 01

  B, a toilet covered in piss?

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  Or C, a lemon head?

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Lemon head.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Your whole head? Your whole head?

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Looks like, like, you know the lemon head guy? That's what you look like. Yay!

• 18:22Speaker 01

  You love it!

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  I know that. And the reason why he said lemon, because of the ciello.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, it's just the shape, it's just the ov- it's the-

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  The yellow had nothing to do with it.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  This question is for Santiner.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  Now Bobby once described your head as a A, penis? B, a boil? Or C, a woman's head?

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go with B, boil. Your whole head looks like a fucking boil. Yay!

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  This is great. What a fun show.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  And for the final round, fo- fo- fo- fo- fo- final round! Final round, ah!

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  This question is for Bobby. If Santino grew up with you and was a little boy with you when you were both growing up as little boys, what would he do every day? This is an open-ended question.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  He would give me a wedgie?

• 19:22Speaker 01

  Let's take a look at the board.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  If I grew up with you, I would've punched you as hard as I could. Every day.

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  Very close!

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  I lost. I don't think that's true.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  I think it's true, and it's rude.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  If we grew up together?

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  You already said, you'd punch him as hard as you could every day.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  We'd be, you know how close we would've been when we were little boys?

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  If we were the same generation? No, I know, and that's not taking a shot, I'm saying if we literally grew up in the same time, it would, we would've been such buddies. Troublemaker dude.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I would do with you if you were my sister?

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Every day.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  That's the show.

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  I would sneak into your room. I would clip hairs from you.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Let it's not. No, it's not weird.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  No, it's just. Yes. Well, definitely fucking weird.

• 20:01Speaker 01

  Wait, I'm listening.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  Good. Thank you.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Hear him out. Hear him out.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  And then I would find a squirrel skull.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  A squirrel squail?

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  A squirrel skull.

• 20:10Andrew Santino?

  They're all over the place.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the woods, right? And I would find the perfect one.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  You could just maybe.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  That, that, right? And what I would do is I would make a demonic epitaph.

• 20:20Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 20:21Bobby Lee?

  Right? I would take.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  A hillbilly eulogy?

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would take this hairs, right? Jam it in the fucking squirrels, your mind and their mouth part of the skull, like in that part, right? It'd be sticking out. I'd take a stick, right? I would probably put like frog warts.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  I think that does something.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  Like frog skin.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  The warts.

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  Just the warts. You'd see.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  I would squirt it on it. You know what I mean?

• 20:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then I would get black candles.

• 20:46Andrew Santino?

  Black candles.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I would put a circle and put this effort. Is that the right word? Epitaph?

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  No. Yes.

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  Effigy?

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  No, no. Effigy. No. Yeah.

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  Effigy.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I would do demonic, like, seances.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? Whatever, right?

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  And it would haunt you. And I would be gleefully laughing. Anyway.

• 21:12Speaker 01

  I love that. I've always wanted a brother.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  You know what I would do with you, Bobby?

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  If I were your brother?

• 21:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  I would be adopted, so be careful.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  We could be halves.

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  I would, I would, um, I would get a soccer ball and I would knock on your door and ask you if you wanted to kick it around in the backyard.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  That's nice.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  And then I'd say, I'm getting bullied at school. And only one I trust. Thanks for spending this time with me.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  I take it back then. I won't clip your hairs. I'm making.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  Here comes the bully.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Lee.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Stay away from my brother.

• 21:48Andrew Santino?

  I'm sick of your dumb sister coming around the school acting all smart because she's in STEM.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:53Speaker 01

  Oh, God, Bobby, this is my teacher, Mr. McCaughan.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  She is dumb.

• 21:57Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 21:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You want to see my... I made a little thing.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  What? What did you make?

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And maybe you could join the science.

• 22:06Andrew Santino?

  Like an effigy or something?

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  Like an effigy, dude, right?

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  Show it to me.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Keep it in my pocket all day long.

• 22:11Andrew Santino?

  Those black candles?

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those are black candles, right?

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  These are her hairs.

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  You're awesome, Lee.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you feel sick at night?

• 22:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Bingo.

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Tokai shikon maluka.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Gogo salopo.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  ShipStation!

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  We have an online business.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we do.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  And without ShipStation, I think we'd be lost, my friend.

• 22:32Andrew Santino?

  I would definitely be lost.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Life in general can be chaotic, Andrew. You know this.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  As do I.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  And if you're in charge of order fulfillment for an e-commerce business, you know that's its own special kind of chaos. But with ShipStation, you can count on your day-to-day remaining calm.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

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• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Seamlessly integrate with services and selling channels you already use.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

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• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Go to shipstation.com and use code BADFRIENDS and sign up for your free trial.

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  That's shipstation.com code BADFRIENDS. Acorns! They say money can't buy you happiness, but guess what? That's true. Money sure can make you feel a lot of other things, though.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I feel so many good things about money.

• 23:56Andrew Santino?

  What do you feel about money?

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  Safety, security.

• 23:59Andrew Santino?

  Money makes people feel stressed, guilty, unsure, overwhelmed. Those are bad qualities. You don't want that. Because it feels shaky sometimes when you're not in control of your money. Money can sometimes control you, and I'm telling you, you gotta get control.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  And I'll tell you another thing. When I first started making a little money, I remember investing in some like mutual funds and stuff. And it makes you feel like, you know, it's going somewhere.

• 24:21Andrew Santino?

  It's helping.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  It's helping.

• 24:22Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's why Acorns is very important.

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is. Acorns is a financial wellness app that helps you take control of your money with simple tools to make it easy to start investing and saving for your future. You don't need to be an expert, by the way. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that matches you and your money goals. This is the biggest thing, by the way. People think, oh, you have to have a lot of money. No, no, no, no.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  Do not. You can start saving now, start investing now, start diversifying now. Acorns is here to help.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when I first started, I put 500 bucks in.

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• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  My math teacher in the eighth grade literally did this. I said something like, "I'm here," or something, and he went, "Ha ha ha."

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  No way. In front of the class?

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  The whole class laughed. And I laughed too nervously.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  It's terrible.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  In my mind, I was like, "I don't think that's right."

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  I think that's not okay.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Did you have one teacher that you liked, loved as a kid? That you were like, "They're so, they're the coolest, nicest."

• 26:11Speaker 01

  I didn't have that experience because teachers did not like me.

• 26:14Andrew Santino?

  Same. I was, I had one teacher that hate, that loved me so much, but he also hated me. Where he's like, "You're..."

• 26:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, okay, I had one of those. Mr. Babin was mine. Yeah.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  We all have one that they're like, "I wish you weren't such a disruption because you're such a like, you're a fun light."

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's so true. Mr. Babin, he, on the last day of school, he gave me a Blues Brothers poster because I loved, I was really into the Blues Brothers.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 26:38Speaker 01

  And I was so excited. It was like at the beginning of the last class. And he was like, "You've been, you know, you're a crazy kid. You're..." He's a poster. And then by the end of class, he was like, "I gotta take that poster away from you because you're talking so much." I was like, it became a punishment immediately. Couldn't even be a nice gift.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Do you like the Blues Brothers?

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was really into that. I was really into them when I was...

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  You don't, you didn't like the Blues Brothers?

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I, so I did a move with Jim Belushi.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Iconic.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Four months ago.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  Animal Hospital, the movie?

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're so good. I can't get why I won't buy you. That's wonderful. Oh, wow, what a wonderful treatment. What a good experience. I like it.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm about to snap.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  Why? Don't.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm about to go all ape shit crazy.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, no, no. Ape shit like?

• 27:27Speaker 01

  Animal Hospital?

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, and he, him and Dan, Dan Aykroyd still tour with Blues Brothers. I found that interesting.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Oh, I didn't know that. The other Belushi?

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, Dan Aykroyd and Jim Belushi.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  John Belushi's brother.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Jim Belushi, in his own right, was a star. He was on a sitcom called The Jim.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  I just didn't realize that, I guess he could sing as well as John.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  He can.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Well.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he can do a lot of things like John did.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  It's not, the talent is in the family.

• 28:00Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't like your line of questioning here.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  She's being, that's just an honest line of question, that's, I don't know.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  You're right, I'm being awful.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  I love you, thanks for doing it.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  I love you too. Are you okay? Did you have a grumpy day?

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  I, well, I was telling these guys, I haven't been sleeping much.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  You haven't been sleeping?

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  And it's been five days of like, holding within my come. And so I, I-

• 28:19Speaker 01

  Don't you just come in your belly button?

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I have not, I'm trying to not to, you know, I mean, relieve myself in that way.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  That's why his balls are purple, it's held up down there.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's held up, yeah.

• 28:28Andrew Santino?

  Like a bank robbery.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, some people get blue, I get purple.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so, um-

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Purple balls. Sorry.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  That's how my dad said it.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, purple balls.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Purple ball.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  Bobby?

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah dad. I don't know why I do an accent when you talk dad, that's my bad.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  Show me your balls.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't know dad.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Show me!

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay!

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  Or your friend Lisa has to go home.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm not Lisa, I'm the mail carrier!

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  From the show! Is that an oil dad?

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Bling, bling.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Purple.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Does your dad listen?

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from heaven, thanks, thanks for bringing that up.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  I didn't know!

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  He's gone.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  When an Asian guy dies, you know they say you take your last breath, some people like.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  Who's that one?

• 29:21Speaker 01

  Uh, wow.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know if that's right.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  It was.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you think that-

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  You called me.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you were, you were the one that told me that when regular girls haunt people, they go boo. And what does my dad do?

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's, that's wrong.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  I think it, you've never heard your dad in your house?

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's more like, uh, they're like-

• 29:43Speaker 01

  You think your dad's haunting you for real? Do you think your dad's haunting you?

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  I think his lower half is.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  And it's possessing your balls and that's what made them all?

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My theory is this, Lisa Gilroy, if you want to hear.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  I'd love to hear it.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  When my father died, um, my brother and I argued about the ashes.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  So then I go, just split them up. But I go, make sure my brother gets the upper half. And I get the bottom half. Because when, if a ghost haunts you, you'd rather hear footsteps than the actual.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever been haunted?

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Um, I don't really think so.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh, sounds like someone has a traumatic event.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Well, I didn't, mm, no.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 30:22Speaker 01

  I heard a little girl, I heard a little girl's voice once in my house. But that's it.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  That's a haunting.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  Go on, go on, go on.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  That's it. That's all that happened. I literally.

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  No, there was something else.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  What, what did it say?

• 30:34Speaker 01

  It said, one day in the future, you're gonna go on a podcast with two guys and you have to kill them and slit their throats before they get in their cars to get in the parking lot. And if you don't, you will never be avenged and you will never survive the curse.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  That's why I'm here.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  I'm sorry.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  And that's why.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  Swing.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  That's why I clip your hairs. Okay, and make a squirrel appetite.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  I wish you would kill me.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  You had a grumpy day too? You're not sleeping, bud?

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  I actually had a really nice day. That's why I want to die.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  Oh, because you'd be going out on a high note?

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did everything I wanted to do. We talked about animal practice and.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  Blues Brothers.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  And, and you know what? Me, me.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  Aww.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Kill us both.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  I'm gonna kill you guys both, but first, I'm gonna take you, okay, this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you all the chocolate you ever wanted to eat.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 31:26Speaker 01

  I'm gonna take you to a beach where you can run around, go crazy.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Come on.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  I'm gonna let you eat grapes, cheese, all the stuff that you weren't allowed to eat.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Grapes and cheese?

• 31:34Speaker 01

  I'm.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Both?

• 31:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm gonna let you up on the couch, not even with the blanket there, you can just come right up.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Shoes on?

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Snuggle with me, shoes on.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  I'll give you belly rubs.

• 31:42Speaker 05

  To both of them, the belly rubs, remember his belly.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, um, it's your last time you get a belly rub.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, hey, well, stop, stop, I'm sorry. I said that I clean them out now, my belly buttons.

• 31:53Speaker 01

  It's so interesting, you have two belly buttons and one ball.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, watch it. Thank you.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you have an Audi?

• 32:02Speaker 01

  Uh, no, I have a Bronco.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sick. They're fast, huh? You have an innie or an Audi belly button?

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Innie.

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  Don't say it like people don't have Audis.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen an Audi.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  You have an Audi or an?

• 32:14Speaker 01

  Why do I feel like only like eight-year-old boys have Audis?

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  Cause they get them fixed at some point.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  They get them fixed or they get them like pushed in?

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's an Audi? No, thank you.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  They don't push them in.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get your uncle.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  I think I have an Audi. Based on that photo. Can I just show you?

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  No, you do have an Audi, a little?

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Oh, no, it's a, that's an innie Audi. That's an innie Audi. Like Severance.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, innie Audi.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I have a Severance belly button.

• 32:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Do you like that show?

• 32:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love it.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  It's a great show.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  Can't get enough of the stuff.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, I, I, there's a lot of good shows out now.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  I haven't seen anything.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  You've never seen Severance?

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  I watched the start and then I, I fell asleep on the plane and then I, I never got back to it. I did see a documentary about that girl that faked that she was, had brain cancer yesterday.

• 32:59Speaker 01

  I watched the series of that, Apple Side of Vinegar.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  I heard that wasn't as good.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  Oh, I loved it, but I haven't, I haven't seen what you've seen and you haven't seen what I've seen. Do you wanna run at each other full speed and?

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't know anything what you're talking about, so I wanna see it.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  Apple Side of Vinegar is the show about the girl who fakes that she had, she's an Australian girl named Belle Gibson.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  Belle Gibson?

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  And Belle Gibson.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  She's from Melbourne.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  It really drove me nuts that they kept calling her in the documentary Belle Gibson, Mel Gibson, cause it sounds like Mel Gibson. They say it all the time, like, well, that's when Belle Gibson went on her little tirade. I was like, ooh, I remember that on PCH.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about Belle.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  She faked that she had brain cancer, um.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  And spleen cancer and blood cancer and brain cancer.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  And she was in Australia?

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  And you, you saw a documentary on Netflix?

• 33:42Speaker 01

  And I saw the, the like.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Show on Netflix.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, the show.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  They made a show based on it and they put them out basically at the same time.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Like, I never saw the Mendez Brothers show.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  Oh, the Mendez Brothers, yeah. They killed their parents. The show was pretty good.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:55Speaker 01

  It was called Monsters, I think.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  The Vendetta Brothers?

• 33:57Speaker 01

  The Vendetta Brothers.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the Vendetta Brothers.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  I have a speech impediment.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  So do I.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, touche.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  There's Belle Gibson right there, taking a photo. Belle, tell us why you faked your cancer?

• 34:07Speaker 01

  I, at the time, I, I didn't. I, I had brain cancer.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  Belle, come on. You said you went to a doctor in Perth.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  At the time?

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  Quite frankly, we looked up the doctor. Doesn't exist, Belle.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  Belle?

• 34:22Speaker 01

  Those are my medical records and they're personal and private.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Belle, Belle.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  One moment, my son's here.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What, what are you talking about?

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  My adopted son, my adopted Chinese.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  I can't do an Asian accent. I got an Australian accent.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  Or any of them, really.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, down under?

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  Down under.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  This girl just sat on a 60 Minutes and the, and that's the footage of the 60 Minutes. And she literally is like, you don't have brain cancer. She's like, at the time?

• 34:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, she goes, true or false? You have brain cancer.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  She goes, at the time.

• 34:53Speaker 01

  True or false?

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  It was amazing. But she's such a magician, she's able to just kind of like fuck off all this negative. She's, nothing ever happened. She never got arrested. She never went to prison. Nothing.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what's the problem here?

• 35:08Speaker 01

  What about?

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  If I said to you, if I said to you.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  We're not finishing the story.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  She created a health app and the app earned a lot of money from people who have cancer that wanted to take this health journey with her.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  And, and she said she was gonna give like many of the proceeds to charity, which she never did.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  She never did.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a brilliant money scamming.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  That's charity fraud.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  That's, but we agree, it is a brilliant money.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Charity fraud, beautiful name for a baby girl.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  What's up, Portland? We're charity fraud.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  No, I said not a band. I said for a baby girl. Like, hey, I'm charity.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  That's what a baby girl sounds like. Hey, I'm, welcome to Portland. I'm charity fraud. Little girls don't sound like that.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  You started to do Ocean Avenue?

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Brain cancer is such a heavy one to lie about.

• 35:52Bobby Lee?

  That's a heavy, that's a.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  You could have lied about, you could have, you could have said, what's leukemia is blood cancer? That one's an easier lie because people can live with it for a long time. Why brain? Don't go.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  I'm gonna tell you something though, teeny teeners.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, farmy, Belle.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  I think what she has is worse than brain cancer. Cause if you're sick enough to lie about having brain cancer, you've got another kind of illness that's maybe even more serious than brain cancer.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Sociopathy.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:16Speaker 01

  Something like that.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever, uh, did you ever put a, um, a bicycle playing card on the spokes of your bicycle?

• 36:21Speaker 01

  No.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever see people do that in the neighborhood?

• 36:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  In Ca- in Canada, they do that?

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Not right. I feel like that's for little boys in the 1940s.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  No, we did it.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  Say, I put a, I put a playing card in the spoke of my bicycle for a little bit of fun. Is that you?

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's a girl. You're doing a girl. Do a guy.

• 36:38Speaker 01

  I, I put a, I can't. Oh my God. I don't think.

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  What accent are you trying to do?

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  Asscat and hideous or huh?

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  Sound, sound.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. I'm who's never wrong.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  You'll be okay.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  You'll be in my heart.

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  No matter what they say. Name what movie that's from.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  Uh, let me guess.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  It's a contest.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Sing it again.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm gonna sing the first verse.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  For one so small, you seem so strong.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, stop. I'm gonna say Little Mermaid.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 37:19Speaker 01

  My arms defend you, keep you safe and warm. They'll see in time. No.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Fuck.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Getting closer though. I know.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  Moana 2.

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  Pocahontas.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  You'll be in my heart.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Is that Pocahontas?

• 37:35Speaker 01

  No, and you're.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't know, you don't know either. Let's see who gets it.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard this song before, but I'm gonna try. It's in modern, it's a more modern anime. Is it animated or a cartoon?

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  Jungle Book.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Animated or cartoon?

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  I know what it is. Lion King.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  I know, cause I know the movie.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  Lion King?

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  Funny, cause I remember the song.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  But you can't say it?

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Lion King?

• 37:58Speaker 01

  It's not.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Fuck.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Tarzan. Tarzan.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Tarzan.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 38:04Speaker 01

  It's Tarzan.

• 38:04Andrew Santino?

  Tarzan.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not Tarzan. There's a fucking movie called Tarzan.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Yes, there is.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  What? Yes, there was, right there. You'll be in my heart.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, and Phil Collins did the song for it.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 38:16Speaker 01

  Pretty iconic.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Give me another Disney song and I'll see if I can guess it.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  Hmm, okay, you want me to do kind of a hard one?

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  No, go basic. Obviously, we don't know what the fuck you're doing.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  Well, centenars knew it.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I did know that.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  So I'll do Middle Ground.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Middle Ground.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  So it's still like an interesting competition. How about this one? Um, this one longing to be thinner, this one wants to get the girl, and do I help them? This one, poor unfortunate.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess?

• 38:44Speaker 01

  Of course you can guess, Bobby, that's the name of the game, my love. No.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  That's Little Mermaid.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's Little Mermaid.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. You're so good at it.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  He knows his redheads.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:54Speaker 01

  Wink.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  No, black person now.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  Black person now?

• 38:59Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm, oh, I guess that's right.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  They changed it.

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and we were, we threw a whole.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  I didn't see.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  We were at the committee when we were pushing for the black.

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  Person.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? We want to be inclusive.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  There's a stereotype that black people can't swim. That's crazy.

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  Is that, are there?

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  Are there?

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  Because this disproves that.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Barack Obama swimming as a kid. I love it.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  Where's Michelle?

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they didn't meet then.

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  How long have they been together?

• 39:31Speaker 01

  Did you guys hear that Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama are dating?

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  I heard they're hooking up. I don't know if they're dating.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:37Speaker 01

  Aw, but dating has to happen first.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  No, sometimes you just get to hook up.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Michelle and Barack are no longer together?

• 39:43Speaker 01

  I don't know. I just heard a rumor.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  It's a rumor on the internet.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  But I think if you're gonna hook up with someone, you have to go on a date with them, because otherwise, how are you supposed to kiss if you don't have spaghetti first?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that the king thing?

• 39:55Speaker 01

  How, what's a, what's a way you guys try to do a first kiss that makes it like kind of fun, like not?

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  So I tried it yesterday.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  And it didn't work.

• 40:05Speaker 01

  What was it?

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  She was wearing a beanie.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  And she was wearing a toque.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  And it covered her eyes. And then I went in for a kiss.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Wait, wait Bobby, I'm so sorry. You were on a date with a woman who was-

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  We were in her bed.

• 40:18Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  We're watching Law and Order or something.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  She wasn't, she had a tuque pulled over her eyes.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then I just put the tuque over and I went in and I kissed her lips there.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  That's cute.

• 40:28Speaker 01

  That's kinda cute, but that wasn't a first kiss, was it?

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  It was.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and she said, "Don't ever do that again." No, she didn't say that.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:36Speaker 01

  That is, that's pretty cute.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know how to, sometimes you go, here's the thing with women, I'm gonna say something, there are signs you have to give up-

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Listen up, women.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  LISTEN UP!

• 40:45Speaker 01

  I'm listening.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Right. Here are the signs I need to see.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  When you're at a date, you have to be playing with your hair.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  You have, they have to be.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Not me, yeah, yeah.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  At, at, at, at, at a restaurant?

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  You have long hair, you can play with your-

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I've seen them do it, it's a sign.

• 41:02Speaker 01

  It's a sign of what?

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Respect.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  That they like you and they wanna be there. Here's another thing, if you get closer to them, if you move away, that's not good. But if I move closer, like we're on a bench or something, we're bowling or whatever, right? And they don't move, that's a good sign. The third one I look for, is this not, I'm not-

• 41:21Andrew Santino?

  Signs, signs-

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Signs, signs, right. Another one is if, you know, sometimes when we're talking, put your arm up.

• 41:28Speaker 01

  Uh oh.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I'll go, like if, say a funny joke as a girl.

• 41:33Speaker 01

  Careful.

• 41:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was just gonna say.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  A funny joke as a girl?

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm just, we're having, uh, Thai food.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  Knock, knock.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, who's there?

• 41:42Speaker 01

  Trump.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Trump who?

• 41:44Speaker 01

  Donald Trump, the new president.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  And I do that. You know what I mean? I do a little touchy feely there.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  But sometimes they do it back. If you say something, they'll touch you, that's a good sign.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  That's a good sign.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went on laughter that Trump joke, by the way.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  Why? That was one of her best jokes.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I just, it didn't really hit well with me.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, try it again.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 42:04Andrew Santino?

  Knock, knock.

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  Who's there?

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  Trump.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Trump who?

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  Donald J. Trump.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:16Speaker 01

  So.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  I feel like you're not even getting the girl's joke.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah. I would give her a quick tap like that with no laugh. Maybe you could do it.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  Are you being serious?

• 42:26Speaker 01

  Okay, knock, knock.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  No, does it have to be a knock, knock joke?

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it's a fucking knock. It's a joke from a girl.

• 42:31Speaker 01

  Knock, knock.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Who's there?

• 42:33Speaker 01

  Instrument.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  Instrument who?

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Trumpet.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  I guess. Better than yours. You know what? Fuck it. Yeah, I'm not taking any invite from you guys or playing this game with it.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  We're girls.

• 42:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  I know you are.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  But I just don't think you're taking it, handling it seriously.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is why you're not gonna get a second date.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're here to help you.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Don't you think that those are good signs, though?

• 42:58Speaker 01

  You want her to be, I think the hair one is the only one that, I mean.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  The hair thing is the thing.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, the hair one.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  Not every girl is gonna fucking twirl their hair.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when they do, it's a good sign.

• 43:07Speaker 01

  I'll show you when it's a bad sign, okay?

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:09Speaker 01

  I'm on a date with you, okay?

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, how about this? Okay, we're in a conversation, first date.

• 43:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it's just like, um. Jesus Christ. Whoa. Whoa. Ew, whoa.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry, what were you saying? I was just playing with my hair.

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, hi, can you and your date please step outside and eat on the patio? We've had some complaints from some of the people.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, kind of.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Oh, that's weird. Okay, I guess we gotta move to the patio, babe.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  I guess.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  Ew.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Can I be serious? I'm just gonna leave. I'll pay the bill.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  Babe, wait, I was just playing with my hair to let you know that I like you.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  It's weird. It's weird.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  Why?

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  Hello, this is the mommy and this is the daddy.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, yes, that would be good. You think that would be good or bad?

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  Good. That's a good sign.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a good sign. If a girl does that specifically, that's a good sign.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's, that seems like she's engaging, she's interested, she's.

• 44:01Speaker 01

  She's having fun. If you go to the bathroom, she can keep herself occupied.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm reading her wrong. Yeah, you're right.

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, read it right.

• 44:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll read it right, yeah.

• 44:08Andrew Santino?

  I think if they touch their hair like that, that means like, hey.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  But they're doing a full conversation, okay.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, she just, that, that, that shows that she has an imagination.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Exactly. She, she can occupy herself.

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't, she doesn't fucking need you.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  She don't need a man to make it happen.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Maybe it's more like, you know what I mean? Where were you, Johnny?

• 44:25Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Ma, right? That's better.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Where were you, Johnny? Mom, it's only 8:00 PM. I called the police and put you on a milk carton. Fuck you, mom.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like that one.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  What's his problem?

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what Johnny's problem is. But I like something like that.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  That went wrong. I don't want that.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  ExpressVPN.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  Going online without using ExpressVPN is like not closing the door when you use the bathroom. That's disgusting, alright? Even if you think you got nothing to hide, why give random creeps a chance to invade your privacy? It's weird, man. I travel a lot, we travel a lot, and we must use ExpressVPN.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  Why everyone needs it, I'll tell you why. Because sometimes you're in a foreign place.

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  Right, and you're like, "Oh, I have this app that's not working." Right, then I use VPN.

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

  It works.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  It works.

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  But the best part is, ExpressVPN hides your IP address, making it difficult for third parties to track your online activity. I don't want people to know where we are, what we're up to, what I'm looking at.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm Jason Bourne.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  You are Jason Bourne, okay? Uh, optional, dedicated IP service engineered with innovative zero-knowledge design. Uh, not even ExpressVPN can trace an IP address back to the user. That is pretty incredible. Rated number one by top tech reviewers like CNET and The Verge. Here's the best part, I've been using ExpressVPN for a while now. And, uh, when I'm traveling, I want to watch shows and movies and whatever I got going on. Thank goodness for ExpressVPN. They protect me and let me be free. Tell them how to get it.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Protect your online privacy today by using expressvpn.com/badfriends. That's expressvpn.com. E-X-P-R-E-S-S-V-P-N dot com slash badfriends. To find out how you can get up to four extra months free.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  Expressvpn.com/badfriends.

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• 46:45Speaker 00

  Born in Texas, made in America, that's Valero. Keeping America moving, rain or shine, day or night, 365 days a year. Giving back to our communities and helping businesses thrive. We're proud to fuel the people who keep this country moving. So whether you're exploring new roads or heading down ones you know, we're here, fueling drives coast to coast. Proudly American, proudly getting you where you need to be. Right now, Valero.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  One time I went on a blind date, and I took a bus to West Hollywood to meet her at a Mexican restaurant that was on Santa Monica in the middle of West Hollywood. And...

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Is it true what they say?

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is a big round of...

• 47:26Speaker 01

  Blind girls have bigger boobs?

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 47:30Speaker 01

  Is it true?

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  What they say?

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  Blind girls!

• 47:35Andrew Santino?

  Bigger boobs.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  Have bigger boobs!

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  My man!

• 47:38Andrew Santino?

  My dog.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  My dog, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  Knock, knock!

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  Who's there?

• 47:40Speaker 01

  Instrument.

• 47:41Andrew Santino?

  Instrument who?

• 47:43Speaker 01

  Violin. See?

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  That's really good.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  Now I'm fucking with you, I'm keeping you on your toes.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  So you went, you took a bus to your date at a Mexican restaurant? It was a blind date?

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  Would you date a girl that has a big vag?

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  Would I?

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  How would you know?

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, you'd know.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  Because you have to date first before you see it.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  You fucking mo.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 48:00Bobby Lee?

  Big hands!

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  When you come walking up, we can hear it.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Big feet!

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  Swish, swish!

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Big vag!

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Splash, splash, I'm taking a bath!

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Have I dated a girl with a big vagina?

• 48:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think so.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  And I can't say the same.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  But every vagina must feel like a big vagina to you.

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  To me? You say that to me?

• 48:20Speaker 01

  Well, I was, I guess to both of you, sure.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  That's a small penis thing?

• 48:25Speaker 01

  Could be.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean it could be?

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something.

• 48:28Speaker 01

  I'm not a fucking doctor, I don't work in animal hospitals!

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Make an assumption, who has a bigger penis between me and Andrew?

• 48:32Speaker 01

  I can't. I can't even...

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  I can't even engage in that.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  Let it down this road.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  Finish your story.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  Okay, you took a bus to a Mexican restaurant.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Took a bus to a Mexican restaurant.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I took a bus to a Mexican restaurant to meet this girl. I get out of the bus and she's on the bar dancing. And she's wearing like a tiny little skirt, and she had the biggest fucking vagina I've ever seen in my entire life.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Riot.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  So I married her.

• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  Knock, knock!

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Who's there?

• 49:00Andrew Santino?

  Instrument.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Instrument what?

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  Instrumental in this conversation. Have a good night.

• 49:07Speaker 01

  I love that.

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um, I don't think your wife has a big vag, but, um.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  No, dude. Yes, she does.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, I didn't know.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Anyway. Let's, I was sorry, it's uncomfortable for you, this line of questioning?

• 49:23Speaker 01

  No, I'm happy.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I'm sure you have a small one, and let's move on.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  It was in my vows.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  No, I don't.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  All right, um.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  Till depth do us part.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  What are some red flags, I know you're married, but, um, if you were, uh, dating a guy, what would be some red flags?

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  If I said to you, you know Lisa, you know, you know Lisa, you know, I'm just trying to start this comedy.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  Red flag already.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 49:47Speaker 01

  This kinda, this Joe Pesci of it all.

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  I do see that.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm from fucking Brooklyn, what the fuck?

• 49:52Speaker 01

  You're like, hey, any chance you're gonna leave your eight-year-old son home alone this weekend?

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a fucking eight-year-old son, man, I have my mom, I live with my mom.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  Is that a red flag?

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  What are your red flags?

• 50:06Speaker 01

  Unless, your mom is Meryl Streep, then it's a green flag.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool, that's a really cool.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, give me a red flag and I'll tell you how it could be a green flag.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  That's really fun.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  To all of your female listeners.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, can I still be this guy?

• 50:18Speaker 01

  Sure, sure.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'll be honest with you, I like pineapple on my pizza.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  You what?

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  Pineapple on my pizza.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  Oh, you like pineapple on your pizza?

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  That's what I fucking said, I'm from Brooklyn.

• 50:29Speaker 01

  That's a green flag already to me.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. How about you?

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  You don't really like pineapple on your pizza.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  I do, I actually think it gives it like a zesty kind of taste that otherwise it wouldn't have.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  That's your idea of zest?

• 50:39Speaker 01

  I just love the sweet and sour kind of like savory and sweet.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where the fuck are you from?

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Darling, we've got to get off this bus. Dangerous.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yo, hey, guy, hey, guy, where the fuck are you from with that fucking silly way you're talking?

• 50:53Speaker 01

  New York is terrifying.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  You don't need money, love. Sorry, sir, we don't, um.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, what's going the fuck, you pay, you pay to get on the fucking bus, where you guys fucking?

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  We'd like to get off the bus, please.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you little stop.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  This bus driver's really dreadful.

• 51:06Speaker 01

  Darling, haven't you got fifty p to give him?

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Got nothing on me.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:09Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, go away.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Go away.

• 51:11Andrew Santino?

  Go away.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  I like jalapenos, pineapple on my fucking pizza, man.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  By the way, this is what it's like taking the bus.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly what it's like, every day you might, you're just gonna get yelled at and assaulted.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Okay, but what really happened, you took the bus to the restaurant, what happened?

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  I don't remember.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  You said you went on a blind date to a Mexican restaurant. You took a bus.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  Come on, beautiful mind. He's got it.

• 51:36Speaker 01

  He's together. Do you remember? He's seeing it.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck you doing, sir?

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  Dad?

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, son.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Dad.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  Hey, son.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  Where have you been? Where have you been?

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm battling the bus all day long, man, talking to fucking women, man.

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  Still driving the bus, huh?

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm driving it. I'm taking ladies. You know, talking about my fucking pineapples on my pizzas. I have a good fucking angle in, man.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  I miss you, Pop.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  I missed you too, son. What happened to you? You die?

• 52:05Speaker 01

  Andrew, Andrew.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Where'd you go?

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 52:07Speaker 01

  I asked you about the date and you just like got really quiet and you like looked into the distance.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I've been, uh...

• 52:13Speaker 01

  You were just staring there.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Take a minute. Take a minute for a second.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  So he experienced trauma and sometimes he goes in these...

• 52:20Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  You know, he's, you know, zones out. You don't have to call it out.

• 52:24Speaker 01

  Okay, sorry. I, I just didn't know.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  It's a little rude, you know? I could call you out about some things, but I wouldn't ever do it.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  I wasn't malicious intended. I was just trying to make sure that he was okay.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  You okay now?

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  So do you want to tell us about the big date that you want to talk about?

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. He, she's not getting...

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the big date I ate?

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 52:44Speaker 01

  Sweet as ever?

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Bacon wrapped.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  No way.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  Double fried.

• 52:47Speaker 01

  Chocolate dipped?

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  Double dipped.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  Peanut butter stuffed?

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  PBS.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Deep fried and everything?

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  Deep double fried on a ding dong scannadack.

• 52:56Speaker 01

  Sliced in half and filled to the brims? Pitless and shitless? Yummy dummy ding dong.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  I love bacon wrapped around dates.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  Bacon wrapped dates are probably one of my favorite.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  I like a sweet, I like peanut butter chocolate date.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's pretty good, too. Very good. Touche.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  Delicious.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  All right, how about most, uh, most unattractive looking food that you find absolutely delicious?

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Unattractive.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  It looks ugly, but it's quite good.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Beef stroganoff.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  Beef that does look gross and tastes good.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  With what?

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  With pineapples.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  Pineapples.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Obviously.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Ugliest food that tastes good.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  I guess mussels.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, you're right. Yeah. They look like little vajras.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  They look like something's going on.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  And lobster in general. Lobsters always look so great.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  I've had.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't like when they cut it open on the, they half it on the.

• 53:53Speaker 01

  No, I don't want to, I don't like how.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that. I don't need that.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  I was violently sick once because of mussels.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't.

• 53:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, me, same, San Francisco.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  I got four days.

• 54:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, San Diego, it almost killed me.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  It's bad.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  When they go bad, it goes bad.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't they say like mussels, right? Don't, isn't it something like mussels have a super high, um, what's the level that makes people, something, the thing that makes people really sick in there?

• 54:14Speaker 01

  Listeria?

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like they're, yeah, that's right, right?

• 54:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think so.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  That's the thing that was in eggs and shit.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, it's, it's in a lot of things.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you had diarrhea, Elisa?

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay, there it is. Paralytic, uh, shellfish poisoning, PSP.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  Oh, god.

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  And this is, and this is like super common. People get it all the time.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Wait, you can get PSP from mussels?

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  PSP too.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  And that's when you can like hear the thoughts of dead people and stuff?

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Popo.

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  I, I do want to ask you a real serious question, if we can be serious for two seconds.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Does, is there a Lisa Gilroy show in the works?

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  I have a, there's a rumor that you have a, you have a show.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  Fuck off.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm dead serious.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard that too.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  I'm being a hundred percent serious.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  I heard that too.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  No way.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Shut up. Be, be real.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Honest, you're being.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  I just, be serious for two seconds.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are you being honest right now, Gilroy?

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  Are you develop, is there a show being developed, a Lisa Gilroy show?

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Well.

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  It may not be called.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Did you sell a show?

• 55:12Speaker 01

  No.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  You, you, so you're, you're not a part of any company, any production company, developing anything for you?

• 55:19Speaker 01

  No, but I know a few production companies would be pretty mad to hear me say that.

• 55:25Speaker 01

  Hey, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a few girls would be mad to hear me say that.

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  We, we got it on the first time.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  Like I was saying, cause I think Mitch Hedberg had said something kind of like a joke like that, that I.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  We got it on the first time. You don't, you don't need to do a joke.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  I don't have a husband, but I know a guy that'd be pretty mad if he heard me say that.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  So you are doing a show?

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  You are.

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Well, I'm developing stuff. I'm always developing stuff.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  Nah, but there's something else that you're just being coy about it. I don't like when you're being coy.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm, I'm.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Don't be.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  We've got stuff too.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  You don't be Joe Coy.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Hey, we got stuff too, you know?

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  We actually don't. We're.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  You guys have your animated show.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Anime show and a game show and other things.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, we washed those away. They're both gone.

• 56:02Speaker 01

  You, you were making a game show? That's fun.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  Stop it. You can be on it.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  Is that true? What would it be like?

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  We are making a game show. We're shooting.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  We did a pilot. Can we talk about that or no?

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  Um.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stamos and, uh.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  John Stamos and Meghan Trainor.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Meghan Trainor did it.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  That's our first two guests.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  Oh, so it's only like one person competing against one person?

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  They go head to head. Bobby and I are hosting a show and it's.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  So we would match you with somebody, um, equivalent level.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  Of what?

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  To be on our game show.

• 56:33Andrew Santino?

  Fame, stardom, hip, hip, hip coolness.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  So let, let me just think of somebody that we could patch her up with, um.

• 56:39Speaker 01

  I can't, you.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Dax Flame?

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  Quinta Brunson.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  Quinta Brunson, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  You and Quinta Brunson. What's wrong with that?

• 56:47Speaker 01

  Is she, you guys are being mean to me.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  What, what the, what the, what the?

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you saying?

• 56:50Speaker 01

  She's so famous.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you know what, dude?

• 56:53Speaker 01

  You have to pair me up with like.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  You're Lisa Gilroy.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  The mail carrier.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  What, an oil dad?

• 56:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Lisa, you were.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  If you've won for regular folks, I can be on it.

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  Shut up. That's so annoying. Shut up.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude. You're a star.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  What's the premise of the show?

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna fart in the mic.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Everyone, shut up.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Your fans are gonna love this.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  That.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  Now that was ass cat.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  Now that was ass cat.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  South by Southwest, Mike Farts.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  Okay, now Santino and I are gonna have a competition.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Up dog.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  You can best replicate that and Bobby, you can judge.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  That was an up dog.

• 57:31Speaker 01

  You get to be the little king, okay?

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Can I get through the smell, though? It was, it was actually pungent.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's your fault.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, I fucked it up.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  Okay, now listen to Santino do, to replicate it and then listen to me.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  You go first. You're the guest.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  What are we doing? Explain to me.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  Replicate your fart.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  The best what?

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  The best version of your fart.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, good. Thank you.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  Okay, listen, yeah, close your eyes. Yeah, and actually, you shouldn't even know who's going first.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, sorry.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, perfect.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  What did you like?

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  It was so good. It's like, different interpretation of actually the thing.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  It's art.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  It is art.

• 58:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  It's all subjective.

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel like I know what the order was.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  What was the order?

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  You first, you second?

• 58:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, because weirdly, you put a little vocal on there.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  You put your voice in.

• 58:18Speaker 01

  You're just like, "Pffft."

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  You're sounding organically farting.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's better, she's better at it.

• 58:23Speaker 01

  I don't know how you managed to put like, your own voice into the fart.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, that was the talent.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  If you were on a date and I did that, is it a red flag?

• 58:30Speaker 01

  I'm gonna put my own voice into a fart now.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  But would that be a red flag for you?

• 58:36Speaker 01

  If a guy farted into a microphone?

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  No, no, just inju- yeah, like, yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 01

  Uh, no.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Has your husband ever farted, uh, wait, before he was your husband, you were dating, you farted on a date? Were you chill about it?

• 58:48Speaker 01

  I don't think there was ever any farting on dates, really.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  Does he fart in front of you now?

• 58:51Speaker 01

  Because I think, yeah, of course.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Does he trap the farts?

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Do you fart in front of him?

• 58:54Speaker 01

  Of course. I think it's criminally insane if people don't fart in front of their partners.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, interesting.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Is that you guys?

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  I never do.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Me and Bob have never farted in front of each other.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Never. That was the first time. And then I didn't even get cut out, it was so disgusting.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  But do you, I know you're farting in front of girlfriends past, right? I mean...

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  That's why do the ghosts of girlfriends past.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  You know when a ghost of girlfriends past comes to show you how you spent Christmas and wants to teach you a lesson?

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  Jacob, it's because of your gas, your girlfriends are gone.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  Spirit, no! Spirit! Don't they always say, "Spirit"? Spirit! Spirit! Spirit!

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  I'll only fart in front of ex-girlfriends if they do a blood queef.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  Aw, Bobby!

• 59:34Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Didn't have to do that, Bobby!

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  Nah, don't do that, Bobby.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  That's crazy, that's like, that's like, kind of like a blood oath, but...

• 59:44Speaker 01

  Santiners, are you farting in front of your bride?

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:47Speaker 01

  Big fan.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  Farts are chill.

• 59:49Speaker 01

  Farts are chill.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  Farts are actually, there is a study, look this up, there's a study that finds that couples who fart in front of each other have a healthier love and longer-lasting relationships. Look at that, couples who fart together, uh, farting in front of a partner indicates strong bond, sign of trust, honesty, and respect.

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  Okay, alright, everybody get in here, we're making the new campaign for farting in front of your partner. Uh, one of the slogans that I came up with today was "The more fart, the more heart." I'd love to hear from you guys.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  Uh, go ahead, Bob.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Nagasaki, never forget.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm writing that down, that's awesome.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  Um, another one I have is, um, tutoot is cute.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  Tutoot is cute?

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Santino, anything over there? Uh, let it go, that's your hoe. Oh, okay.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Bang, bang, open your mouth.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Right, Bobby, I'm loving the stuff that you're coming.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. I'm a good, you know, I, I would be a good, um, uh,

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  an ad agency, I would be really good.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  Plop, plop, hope your heart doesn't stop.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  Love ya.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:00:51Speaker 01

  Plop, plop, the love don't stop.

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  Plop, plop, my love don't stop.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  Yeah. Tutoot, my wife is cute.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Let's come up with a different thing about like, you know, instead of like, hey, can you pee on me? Come up with a different terminology for that.

• 1:01:06Speaker 01

  I just don't know what else I would say if I was not always saying, hey, can you pee on me?

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  I say that so much.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Can you water the? Can you water the?

• 1:01:16Andrew Santino?

  Can you water my, my, my soil patch?

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  Oh, like you're trying to find a way to like say it in public so that you're like, hey, later when we get home?

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can you water the, um, hill?

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Like my belly?

• 1:01:26Speaker 01

  Can you fill up my Brita?

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty good. What about poop?

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  You can't come up with one?

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  Too far.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't like them.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Okay. I don't either. Alright.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  Do you, have you, do you, have you ever been peed on?

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna answer that. I'm not gonna answer that.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Look at the board. It says yes.

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  Oh, is this your game show?

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  It was accidental.

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to the game show, it's called Look at the Board.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Broad, look at the board, look at the board, broad.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  So, if you're, you're-

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  First up. Chinese guy, blonde lady. First question, out of the gate, welcome to my game show, it's called Look at the Board.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  Thank you so much for having me.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much for having me too, I'm from Minnesota, being a diner in Minnesota, and I'm a college engineer.

• 1:02:11Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm Lisa Gilroy, I am a dental hygienist, and I'm from Toronto, Ontario.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say my name, Tut Managani.

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  Thanks Tut Magani, thanks Lisa Gilroy, thank you for being here on my show.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Nice to meet you, Lisa Gilroy.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  Hands on, behind you, one hand behind your back, one hand on the buzzer, get ready to buzz in.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  In 1947, the inflation rate had adjusted from the previous year, from 2%, 3.5%, true or false, ding in?

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Ding, true.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  Lisa, true.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  False.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  Look at the board. Bing true!

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh fuck, I would've got that wrong. You had a good one Lisa, I would've got that wrong.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  Lisa wins a brand new car.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  I would like to double roll and big guess them.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Double roll big guess them!

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, okay, I'm surface swearing.

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  Bing bing bing!

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  Listen up, tututu. Here we go.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Nuttakani.

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Nuttakani.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Is a popular dessert in which country?

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Bing!

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  Bing Lisa!

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  I was first.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  Bing Lisa!

• 1:03:05Speaker 01

  Uh, Thailand.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Look at the board! Eh!

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  Tutugani.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, it's from, um, my mom's house.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  Look at the board! Bing bing bing, yay!

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  Yay!

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  I'd like to double or nothing my pea stack.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  You really wanna double or nothing the pea stack?

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  I think at this point, Andrew, it's all or nothing.

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  Fill up that bread up!

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Pea stack!

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  Here we go, hands on the buzzer, hand behind the back, tutuguti and Lisa. This is for the final up, double up, the pea stack. Jerry Seinfeld came into...

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  Bing!

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Lisa! What's the deal? Look at the board! Yay!

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  Oh my god!

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  Sorry tut.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  I just don't know how she would come up with that, so we...

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  She won, you lost. Now loser's statement, look into the camera, loser's statement. Go ahead when you're ready, loser's statement from tutugani.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  Look in the camera, loser's statement. It's time for the loser's statement.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  Permission to boo?

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  Permission to boo granted.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  Boo!

• 1:04:01Andrew Santino?

  Love it.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  Boo!

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  Love it again.

• 1:04:03Speaker 01

  Fuck you!

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she's going for a fuck you double down!

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  Thank you!

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  I lost and, um, I was relying on the money to save my family's, um, business and, um, uh, this is gonna be, uh, a triple...

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Boo!

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  A triple suicide tonight at the Nuttakani's house.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's it for us tonight at Look at the Board. We want to thank Lisa Gil for being a part of here in Lutugani.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  In fact, in fact.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh! Oh!

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  Boo!

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  Boo!

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  Way to go, Toot.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  What a great new dude. If you have ever repeated it again, I'm gonna get you.

• 1:04:36Andrew Santino?

  What? Slow down.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  No, fuck you, dude. Took you, dude.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you can slow down.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Really good game show.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It had nothing to do with pee, though.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, not everything does.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Not ever.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  My grandfather used to say that.

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  Not everything.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  Everything involves pee. And I go, "What are you saying that for me?" You know.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  What a great, like imparting that kind of wisdom.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  What was that phrase your grandpa used to say to you?

• 1:05:02Speaker 01

  Um, I was trying to think of something genuine.

• 1:05:04Andrew Santino?

  But you were so young, too. Do you really remember? I mean, he was so young when he was alive.

• 1:05:08Speaker 01

  My grandpa?

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I guess he used to say, "Weasels are for tits and hoes are for bitches."

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  Love, that's iconic.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's really good.

• 1:05:17Andrew Santino?

  One of my grandfather, his, one of his favorite phrases?

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's great.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Do mine?

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  But now do it with his teeth in.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. "I love you so much. You're my favorite grandchild."

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Can I do with a toothless and not toothless?

• 1:05:34Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:05:40Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  And what did he say?

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Put the teeth back on. "Don't touch me there ever again."

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:05:46Speaker 01

  Wait, oh, he had those like dentures that make you speak English?

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  My, my, my grandfather was bilingual.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Oh, but.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  He's a highly educated person. I come from a line of educated people.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  I don't doubt that. Why did the, his dentures and make him switch languages? That was what I was asking.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  And that's the thing, we're going after bilinguals, bisexuals. If you're bi, bye-bye.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  I did everything right, and they indicted me.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, that very good impression.

• 1:06:15Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  Because if I said it in Korean, the joke wouldn't be there.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear it.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I can say it.

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  Say it!

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  That was good.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it worked.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I just said penis don't touch.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  Penis don't touch?

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:35Speaker 01

  What's penis?

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Gochuj.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  No, genuinely, what's penis?

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  Gochuj.

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  Gochuj.

• 1:06:40Speaker 01

  No, like, what's the word mean?

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  Gochuj.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what does the word mean?

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  Penis.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a male genitalia.

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a kid's show.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I'll tell you some other Korean nasty words if you want to know. Pangu.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Pangu, pangu.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  What's pangu? You know?

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  Pangu's, pangu's, uh, wait.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  Pangu.

• 1:06:59Andrew Santino?

  Fart, no.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fart.

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  Oh, that's okay.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:07:02Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Uh, um, uh, boji.

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  Boji, yeah.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  What's boji?

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  You know what boji is?

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  Blowjob?

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  No. You know what it is?

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, boat, uh, uh, boji's.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  I can put it in a sentence.

• 1:07:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, butthole?

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  My boji's back and you're gonna get in trouble.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:07:16Andrew Santino?

  Hey now, hey now, my boji's back.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  That girl from Texas had a big boji.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a vagina, yeah.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep putting it in, you know? Yeah, um.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  It was butthole, butthole was what?

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Gondanghye.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  Gondanghye.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:30Andrew Santino?

  I love gondanghye.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever had that with kimchi?

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's very good.

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  Gondanghye.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  It tastes like calamari, you wouldn't even notice.

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  Dude, have you been to a good Korean barbecue spot?

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 1:07:39Speaker 01

  Castle barbecue?

• 1:07:40Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:07:41Speaker 01

  I used to live right by there, it's not good, I like it.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Cho-san.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Cho-san is the best.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Sukbuljeop or Park.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  Park is also good.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:48Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  We're taking, we gotta take you.

• 1:07:49Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and your husband.

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why'd you do this face? What, is, oh, does he have a disability?

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  I thought he did.

• 1:07:56Andrew Santino?

  Is that why he did that face?

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, he's nice.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  You never met him, Bobby?

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I've seen him online.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  I never met him.

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:08:01Andrew Santino?

  But we'll bib him if he needs to be bibbed.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Every time I say husband, I make that face.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, you hate husbands.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:07Speaker 01

  You, well, if mother's against drunk driving, Bobby's against good husbands?

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  Koreans against husbands.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, gondanghye, jut is breast?

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Speaker 01

  Okay, don't tell us what it means, just use it in a sentence where all the other words are English.

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, all, all right. Man, I bought my house twenty years ago, man, but it went down in price because of the gamdungis.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  The what?

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Gamdugees.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  I'm afraid to say it.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So don't say it.

• 1:08:36Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm gonna guess it's the mortgage rates. It means mortgage rates.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yes, yeah. What are you gonna guess?

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think it's unfortunately referring to little people.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, really?

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  Wait, why would, why would that have any effect on the housing market?

• 1:08:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, because these houses, you know, they got, there, there are so many of them in one house. There's like 50 of them in there.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  I ate these mussels the other day and made my tongomok burn.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Wait, is this a new word?

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tongomok.

• 1:09:00Speaker 01

  Tip of penis?

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  Butthole.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  Butthole.

• 1:09:03Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  So gunning is the, the cheek part?

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, tongomok is the hole.

• 1:09:07Andrew Santino?

  Everybody knows it. Google, uh, Google Lisa Gilroy for us right there.

• 1:09:10Speaker 01

  Don't do that.

• 1:09:11Andrew Santino?

  Let's find out the best pa- let's see the best photos she's got on the internet.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna see the first one.

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  Literally don't.

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  She's vulnerable. She's vulnerable. She's vulnerable.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  Wait, what's Mad TV?

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's so funny. Lisa Gilroy. What did you, timeout, hold on. Did you Google Lisa Gilroy hot?

• 1:09:24Speaker 01

  Stop!

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Because if you write hot after, sometimes it'll be like cleavage shot.

• 1:09:28Speaker 01

  Oh, if you know.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  Harlow!

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's fucking gross.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  That's gross!

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Go to the first one.

• 1:09:32Speaker 04

  What? She's already married.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Let's, let's rate the first one.

• 1:09:34Speaker 01

  Look what I'm doing.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Rating it.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's going on here?

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 1:09:38Speaker 01

  I'll press it.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 1:09:39Speaker 01

  I'll press it.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  Do it. My dad works for them.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  I'm sure he does, fucking son of a pig.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're being, what are you saying? Um, you're contemplating something, right? Can we ask, if you, right?

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  Stop this!

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'm over it.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  Watch this.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  That's what this looks like. I'm older, I don't, I'm unaffected.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  Click this, click the next one, click it. Keep going through them. Ready?

• 1:10:00Speaker 01

  Stop this!

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  Watch, go to, start with the first one and then click close after I say the word. Ready? Over the first one.

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  This is Nightmare on Elm Street.

• 1:10:05Andrew Santino?

  Ready?

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:06Andrew Santino?

  And farted. Farted. Farted.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Farted.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  Farted.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  Thought about farting.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  Farted!

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  Okay, that's a nightmare.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  Definitely farted!

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  Didn't fart, didn't fart. That's actually good. That's a great photo.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  That's very cute.

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, farted.

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a s-

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  Farting on the street?

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm in Mexico City. I'm bi-co cultural.

• 1:10:31Speaker 01

  Farting on the street.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  Ba-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Too much? Let's go to the last photo.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, by the way, you were great in jury duty.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:10:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know who's the, I just did a show, um, a TV show with the judge, you know who the judge is, right?

• 1:10:51Speaker 01

  Alan Berenholz.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  That's right. Ike Berenholz's dad.

• 1:10:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, whoa, really?

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  Wow, nepotism.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  What's this here?

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  A little nepotism there. A little nepo, baby.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  It looks like.

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  Uh, uh, that was a shoot for a magazine.

• 1:11:04Andrew Santino?

  What magazine?

• 1:11:05Speaker 01

  It was like a

• 1:11:06Andrew Santino?

  Fart, bed fart girl?

• 1:11:07Speaker 01

  Bedfartgirl.com.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  Uh, have you ever been in a magazine?

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  I'm sure you're a subscriber.

• 1:11:12Andrew Santino?

  I am, actually. Monthly.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever been in a magazine?

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  Have I ever been in a magazine? Who the fuck is gonna put me in a magazine?

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Me either. I feel the same way, but they put this piece of shit on?

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? She's cool and smart.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, my bad.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  She's got all the jazz, dude.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Look at her. Oh, my god.

• 1:11:26Speaker 01

  If someone takes weird pictures of you, they'll put them in a magazine. That's how it works.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. That's not why you're in a magazine.

• 1:11:31Speaker 01

  Bobby, stand up right now and flash me your tits and I'll take a picture and I'll, I guarantee you that same magazine will buy it. Go on.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  What magazine is that? I don't know what that is. That's from 1883?

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:43Speaker 01

  Okay, hold.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  O, O, O.

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  Hold on, let me put it in portrait mode. That'll make it good. Okay, perfect, thank you. Okay, Santino, do you want anything to submit to the magazine?

• 1:11:53Bobby Lee?

  If I duplicate in a magazine, we're done.

• 1:11:55Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Ready?

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Yep. Just a little cheese?

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:02Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, it's a weird, okay.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:05Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  You got a photo?

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  Um.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Google Bobby Lee in a magazine.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm not in a fucking magazine.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they'll go Bobby Lee Magazine.

• 1:12:16Speaker 01

  Wait, it was already Googled so much.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Magazine.

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  Bobby, is that your computer back there?

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Nope.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  Cause all the links are

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're on the computer, that's you.

• 1:12:25Bobby Lee?

  They put any Asian person and that's what comes up. Give me the second photo.

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not me. Third photo.

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  That's a great show.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the fourth one is me. I was on a magazine.

• 1:12:38Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Speaker 01

  What is that?

• 1:12:41Andrew Santino?

  That's Korean.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  Korean.

• 1:12:43Speaker 01

  Bobby Lee gets HIV wish? Is that what that says?

• 1:12:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  His wish.

• 1:12:49Speaker 01

  Oh, I couldn't see it because it was covered by your bracelet.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:53Andrew Santino?

  Who would wish for that?

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  And the girl to the very far left in that photo I worked with after that.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, worked with pervert?

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  What does that even mean?

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  I did these Korean dramas in on Mad TV.

• 1:13:05Speaker 01

  What's Mad TV?

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  It's a little sketch show that was on for a little bit.

• 1:13:11Speaker 01

  Never heard of it.

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's nice that you guys are on magazines. Oh, there's Bitcoin Bobby.

• 1:13:15Speaker 01

  I'm just kidding Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, look at me, Bobby.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna look at you because I really hate you. No, you're not.

• 1:13:19Speaker 01

  Yes, I am.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  What's the third, fourth, what's that one right there? Not that one. That one. What is that?

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  Probably the band.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  That's the band.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  The band Bobby Lee, yeah, yeah. Go to that one where I'm holding the, uh...

• 1:13:29Speaker 04

  Your Raya picture?

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:31Speaker 01

  That's fun.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, Jen Rosenstein. Andrew Santino magazine, let's go.

• 1:13:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm not in a fucking magazine. I've told you that, I've never done a magazine.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  That's my fave, okay?

• 1:13:43Andrew Santino?

  There's no mag, I'm not in a fucking magazine.

• 1:13:44Speaker 04

  I've not seen anything for Andrew here.

• 1:13:46Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:13:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yes, I was.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:13:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I was. Uh, that, down to the left where I'm in the golf cart. I was in a magazine.

• 1:13:57Speaker 01

  Oh, that's nice.

• 1:13:58Speaker 04

  Golf Digest.

• 1:13:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Digest Golf.

• 1:14:01Speaker 01

  That's cool.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're in a magazine, dude, you lied.

• 1:14:03Andrew Santino?

  I forgot that I did that.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I forgot about the Korean, I'm sorry.

• 1:14:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so I didn't lie, I forgot, you forgot too.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we both forgot, I'm sorry.

• 1:14:10Andrew Santino?

  What does it say?

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  That you have a celebrity group chat.

• 1:14:13Speaker 01

  Do you?

• 1:14:14Andrew Santino?

  About Bobby.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  Who's in it?

• 1:14:16Andrew Santino?

  Dude. Name someone and I'll tell you if they're in it, ready?

• 1:14:19Speaker 01

  Jim Carrey.

• 1:14:20Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  Lisa.

• 1:14:22Andrew Santino?

  He's not, go on.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Lisa.

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  You think there's big, famous people that I'll guess though?

• 1:14:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:26Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:14:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:27Speaker 01

  Quentin Tarantino.

• 1:14:29Andrew Santino?

  Nailed it.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Lisa, can I be honest with you?

• 1:14:31Speaker 01

  Yes, please Bobby.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  I want to be real with you.

• 1:14:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna start a fight between us.

• 1:14:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay? His group and his demographic of people that he hangs out with

• 1:14:40Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  is...

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Is star studded.

• 1:14:46Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  And I don't have anybody.

• 1:14:48Andrew Santino?

  They all have studs on their jackets. Little stud stars.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I can name some names, but the places he goes with the people that he goes to.

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  How come he doesn't invite you, Bobby?

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Look at this. Who's in the front row of a fucking basketball game, Celtics game?

• 1:15:01Speaker 01

  You know, the Menendez brothers did that.

• 1:15:03Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  And they were on basketball cards.

• 1:15:07Andrew Santino?

  I know, I wish.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 1:15:09Speaker 01

  So Bobby?

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:10Speaker 01

  How come you don't hang out with the star studded crew?

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Uh, maybe because I'm not a fucking star? God.

• 1:15:17Speaker 01

  You are a star.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  You fucking piece of shit, man.

• 1:15:22Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  That was rude. That was bad, am I bad?

• 1:15:25Speaker 01

  I'm trying to tell you you're sorry, brother.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Brother, sister, thank you.

• 1:15:28Andrew Santino?

  Hey, brother.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Brother.

• 1:15:31Andrew Santino?

  Brother.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, now we gotta end it.

• 1:15:33Speaker 01

  Now we really gotta get.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  I have to leave now, literally.

• 1:15:35Speaker 01

  I gotta go, I gotta, I gotta show.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  I literally have 7:40.

• 1:15:38Speaker 01

  I literally, I gotta do my set. I gotta go. I gotta go.

• 1:15:42Andrew Santino?

  You can't go.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend, say that in the thing.

• 1:15:45Speaker 01

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:51Speaker 01

  Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, it stands for a cat way.

• 1:15:54Andrew Santino?

  Cat way.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Cat way.

• 1:15:56Speaker 01

  Wow. Sounds for a cat way.

• 1:16:00Andrew Santino?

  Not gonna do it.

• 1:16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:01Speaker 01

  Bobby.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't understand.

• 1:16:02Speaker 01

  Bobby, look at me.

• 1:16:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't understand this game. Explain it to me.

• 1:16:05Speaker 01

  The improv.

• 1:16:06Andrew Santino?

  What cat way?

• 1:16:08Speaker 01

  I don't know, about six pounds?

• 1:16:11Speaker 01

  Fuck you guys!

• 1:16:13Andrew Santino?

  Is that a part of the show?

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:15Speaker 01

  Oh, it smells like up dog in here. Bobby?

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  What's up, dog?

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  Not much, you. See?

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  I fell for it, dude, and I feel shame.

• 1:16:23Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh, up dog.