Korean Joker v Dave Blunts

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 0:00Andrew Santino?

  Hello, dear mate.

• 0:01Bobby Lee?

  Mate.

• 0:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm being so toast. And we're going to London, England, July 18th. And then July 19th, we'll be in Dublin, Ireland. Tickets are available right.

• 0:09Bobby Lee?

  We never go to these places.

• 0:11Andrew Santino?

  Never go to these places.

• 0:12Bobby Lee?

  Once the show's done, you, we never come back.

• 0:15Andrew Santino?

  We never come back.

• 0:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So you gotta go.

• 0:17Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go. So go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. Badfriendspod.com.

• 0:21Speaker 02

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:23Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:30Speaker 03

  Tell you two or something.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  We're bad friends.

• 0:33Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something. You texted me today and you said, are you mad at me? Never.

• 0:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do. You get angry. And you know what?

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  I've never been mad at you.

• 0:44Bobby Lee?

  You have Dollywood.

• 0:46Andrew Santino?

  Do you cancel sessions that are important to us? Yeah.

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  I know. That's what I'm talking about. It's an inner lingering.

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  Slow burn of anger.

• 0:54Andrew Santino?

  Hi, Rudy Jewels.

• 0:56Bobby Lee?

  Look what we got for you. A normal chair.

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  Rudy.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  Rudy.

• 1:01Andrew Santino?

  Rudy.

• 1:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02Speaker 04

  I haven't seen you since last year.

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  Do you miss me? I missed you, but you're going over to Tiger Belly. You're doing that all the time and you're really breaking my heart a little bit.

• 1:10Speaker 04

  No, because I.

• 1:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no. We embraced you.

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  Not just Tiger Belly.

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, she's on.

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  Trash Tuesday, baby, where the money is.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  So here's the problem.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  You mean, and the followings and the glamour and the glitz.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  We gave you your start.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 1:28Andrew Santino?

  She dropped us, dude. Well, you know what we are? We're, we are the, the guy that.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, dude.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  She dated before she got famous.

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  And she drops us. No, she got famous. You know, the, the first guy that you date.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  I'll even do one you better, dude.

• 1:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give it.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Right? We're the hot guy, right, that she dated.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  I disagree with the first part.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  But just hear my point.

• 1:47Andrew Santino?

  We're the medium guy.

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  We're the medium guy, but then she got, blew up and went uglier.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  That's what I meant. That's what I meant.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm gonna go just, I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna go downtown.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  What's been going on, Jules?

• 1:59Speaker 04

  I've just been dissecting animals.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  God bless you.

• 2:03Speaker 04

  Rats and earthworms and um the crickets.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  How are you dissecting earthworms? They're so small. You're using the tiniest little knife?

• 2:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it's really fun, especially with the rats.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  You love dissecting rats?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  She went too ugly and also just ghosted.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  The hot guy.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, as soon as, as soon as, here's what really happened.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  But tell me the science behind it.

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  As soon as she left this show and you and Kalila broke up and she started to get away from our show.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  That's when she was like, I don't need to talk to Tito Andrew ever again. And she.

• 2:38Bobby Lee?

  That seems to be the truth.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  It's the truth.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  That seems to be the reality of the situation.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  Did I show you nothing but love for four years?

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Pure love. It's the kind of love, it's the kind of love Mother Teresa gave.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Same.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  To the pores.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  Exact same.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's that kind of.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  Undisioned.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  No, unhinged, that's not, that's.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Undying.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Undying love. That's what I meant, anyway.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Rudy Jewels is back. Rudy Giuliani is back in the studio.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  He's back in the studio.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  Are you happy to be back?

• 3:02Speaker 04

  I'm happy.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Who of the people here are you happiest to see? Let's go in order. Happiest to least happy to see. Go ahead.

• 3:08Speaker 04

  First is you.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 3:10Speaker 04

  Andres.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 3:13Speaker 04

  Carlos.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Awesome.

• 3:15Speaker 04

  Maccone.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  Love that. And Bobby's sep- you're separated. It doesn't count because she sees you all the time. We see, she sees you all the time.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm not even on the list. What?

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  You're.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  I cannot believe that.

• 3:24Speaker 04

  I always.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you, lady.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  You see her every day.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  There was a fire long ago, right?

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? Was there not a fire long ago? Right?

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  The Great Chicago Fire?

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  No, The Great LA Fire.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the lovely.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  People are running, you know what I mean?

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Help!

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, running, right?

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Help!

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Right? I get a call, can you harbor and take care of?

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  Filipino immigrants.

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Little Jewels?

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  And the dogs? And I said, kindly, my heart is out to you.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  My heart goes out.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  And you know what happens to that heart?

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  They pee on it.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  They piss on your heart.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  You piss, you squat on his chest.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  In the yellowest pee you've ever seen.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jimmy Oh Yang yellow.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the most yellow you can get.

• 4:06Andrew Santino?

  Right, very bright. That is a bright star.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'll say this, I'm glad that you're back. I love that you put McCon last. He is the least important of the crew. Although, he did have a fun time at my special and then he went and jumped in the, uh... What'd you do? You jumped in the lake?

• 4:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, the polar plunge.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  He did a polar plunge and all the, all the proceeds went to... So all the proceeds went, it was for Special Olympics? So, here's what they do. All the money they collected, they rounded up all of these strong people to throw handicap people into the lake.

• 4:36Speaker 05

  Handicap people?

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, people with Down syndrome, they threw them in the lake.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  That guy does not have Down syndrome, does he?

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  He does. Well, he does after he gets out of that lake.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, shaped Down syndrome, but I don't think he has.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Down syndrome shaped?

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the shape, yeah.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  So what, the money I donated to you went to where? I hope it didn't go to you.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  And how much did I donate?

• 4:56Speaker 05

  None.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. I don't believe in it.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  You didn't give them any money?

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe in the fucking cause.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  It's for Special Olympics.

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  It was all for Special Olympics.

• 5:09Speaker 05

  I said that in the text.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  That's why I gave them...

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was doing a joke, like you were in the special. I didn't read it.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, I know you didn't read it.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  I just heard, I just read Special Olympics, he was trying to make fun of me.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  You think he's attacking you?

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  He's attacking me, so I didn't read the whole thing. Yeah, don't put that in there next time. But you don't get anything. But, um, whoa.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  I am happy that that money went to there. So you jumped in the river. I told you not to jump in the lake. I could've just given you the money.

• 5:31Speaker 05

  No, it's fine.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Was it cold?

• 5:33Speaker 05

  It was 12 degrees outside.

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  Was it cold?

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  How cold was the water?

• 5:35Speaker 05

  Water was 33 degrees.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Love it. And how long did you stay in for? No chance you lasted.

• 5:40Speaker 05

  No, I was under and out immediately.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  You went head, underneath? That's smart, that's good.

• 5:44Speaker 05

  It's deep enough to where you kinda have to.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever done a polar plunge? Have you ever jumped in a freezing cold lake or body of water?

• 5:50Speaker 05

  No. Did you go naked? No, I was just wearing shorts, shorts.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  All the Special Olympics kids were naked for sure. There's no doubt. They can't keep their clothes on.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I'm tired of having this up. But let me say something.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Time out. You're tired? It's 7:00 PM. We did this, we moved this shoot till nighttime. You got back from San Francisco at 9 a.m. What'd you do today?

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so all weekend, I did not sleep at all.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  You were doing shows?

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, did not sleep.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  I just couldn't, it was so cold and the heat was too heat. I don't like that when the heat's too heat, you know what I mean?

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  What is your perfect optimal room temperature in a hotel?

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Probably a 70.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  You know, you can set that right on the thing.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, but what happens is it's so cold through the window.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  It combines. And it, and there's a horrific.

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's like when the Atlantic and the Pacific meet.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like, no, I'm more like an angel and the demon.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  And they're dancing in the air. And I mean, and I don't really like that. Dancing in the air. Yeah, you know?

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Did you have, did you have a hotel with a bathtub?

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  It's a combo, combo. You, you see at the Hotel Zoe?

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  The Zo.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  The Zo.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Is that not Zoe?

• 6:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, actually.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  I did that last time, I didn't this time, but it's a combo tub shower.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  It's, I don't like it. But you know what I do like?

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  And it's polite. Okay, sometimes it's a combo shower, bath. But if you want to take a fucking shower, you have to actually go in the tub and do the shower.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  And then you get wet.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Head out.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  But you know what this clever fucking friend has? A little window.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you put your arm through?

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  You are, put your arm through and you open it.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  I remember that.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  You remember that?

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  And it's a clever little Zoza.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  I like it.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  I don't like the shower tubs because I feel like I'm gonna slip and that is exactly how I die. I'm already prone to slipping in bathrooms, hitting my head on the thing.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, we've heard the story.

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  So I don't need to do it and say, and they have earthquakes up there, imagine.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  I imagine.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if it happened to me twice.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  But, but I hadn't been in, back to Cobb's. That was the, that was, the last time I was there when, is when Ken Jeong attacked me in the green room.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  How long ago is this?

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Like 15 years ago. So I pointed to all my openers, this is where it happened. And I positioned the chairs. He turned around like this.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  How nice is Cobb's?

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  I, honestly? And then I did, after that, I did a MySpace corporate show.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  With Al Madrigal.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Ian Edwards. Natasha Leggero. It's, it's, ask everyone that works there. When I got off stage, I started to cry, I bombed so bad. And then I went into the kitchen.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, MySpace isn't even around anymore, is it?

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  That's how long ago it was. And I got on my hands and knees and I vowed to the gods, I'll never play her again. I've always had bad luck there.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  At Cobb's or in?

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I haven't been there for like 15 years.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  God, MySpace is still active.

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  It's still active, yeah. I wonder what MySpace looks like.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  Go to Bobby Lee on MySpace, let's see what that looks like.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I, there's no, they gotta, they got rid of it, they got rid of it.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  It's gone.

• 8:32Speaker 06

  Jorin's profile picture.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  You never had MySpace, did you?

• 8:38Speaker 04

  I had. My aunt made it for me, but I just didn't know what to do.

• 8:41Bobby Lee?

  They didn't have internet back then, so they had to physically make it.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  They physically make a space for her. And this is my aunt.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  This is MySpace.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And she sits in a little fucking hole.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  They just go around all day, around Subu going, "That's MySpace, that's MySpace."

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then you draw your friends, right? Your top 10. You draw the faces.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  On the walls?

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  On the wall, yeah, yeah.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  Walls with fire?

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  It's really good. Yeah, with fire, yeah, so it's cool.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Tell me what's been going on in your life, Jules. I am interested to know.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  Well, I'm graduating.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  Look, hold on. Look at my finger.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  What's going on with you?

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  It's been doing this. Look at him.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, he has that disease.

• 9:17Speaker 04

  Parkinson's?

• 9:18Andrew Santino?

  Give me back that polar plunge money.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  What's been going on?

• 9:22Speaker 04

  I'm graduating this May, so if you guys don't wanna come.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  No, we don't wanna come.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  To your graduation? I'm going.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  Of course we wanna go. What are we talking? Of course we wanna, we'll do-

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  We wear a suit? What do we happen? You know what we'll, you know what we'll dress like men in black?

• 9:34Speaker 04

  No, just casual.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  No, you know what we'll do? We'll get the suits from Dumb and Dumber.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  Can we wear those? Let's pull the-

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna be bright.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  I wanna wear those.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna bleach my hair. I'm gonna wear funny goggles.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Dude, Dumb and Dumber suits, can we, look at that. You and me, that's 100, we have to wear them.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna dress up.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  That's you and me.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna really do that, though?

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  I'll do it with you.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Okay, it's on May, so I'll get your tickets.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  On May. Well, so school worked well.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you?

• 10:03Speaker 04

  In May.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, May, okay.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  So it's in May?

• 10:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  And then is there an after-party? I mean, I'm not going unless there's an after-party. You're not throwing a graduating party?

• 10:15Speaker 04

  No.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  You have to throw a party, that's how-

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  How about boba milk tea? You love that.

• 10:18Andrew Santino?

  A little boba tea party. You know what?

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  We'll set it up.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  We'll get a boba truck.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Boba truck, boba milk party.

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  Let's do that.

• 10:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  That sounds fun. Look at that. That's what we wanna do. We wanna party. And you gotta throw your hat.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  And then three years from now, from the sodas, they work at fucking Chipotle.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  That's mean.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  Underneath there, should just say, "Corn or flower," right underneath.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm off today. I'm off today.

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  You're getting back.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting back.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  You're fine. We're gonna hum right into it.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  So, um...

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna write on your, on your cap? You have to write like an inspirational quote. You know that, right?

• 10:46Speaker 04

  I have to write?

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  I mean, people do that. That's like a thing, right? They write something inspirational on their, on the top of their hat.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one." A. Canadian.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Canadian, yeah.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  "Count all of your blessings." "Something your dreams," I can't say. Uh, "Remember your dreams." Jimmy Buffett said that. A man of many quotes. It is 5 o'clock somewhere.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  I want negative ones, though. You know what I mean? Create chaos. Like a Joker. Like, what a Jo- what would Joker say?

• 11:16Speaker 07

  So incelly.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 11:19Speaker 07

  You're like into the Joker.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  It is so incelly.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  What I mean, eat the rich, no?

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, eat the rich.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny to write that on your cap. They're gonna frisk her, then they're gonna think she's gonna shoot up the graduation. I mean, you're already wearing a long gown.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  What would a, what would a Korean Joker feel like?

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Korean Joker.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  A Korean Joker.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Where we were at?

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Enjoy your kimchi.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Enjoy a kimchi? Where we were at?

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  He poisoned the kimchi at graduation.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  You know what I'm saying? Why would I say "we're at"?

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Whereer?

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Riddler.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, where Riddler?

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Where we were at?

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  What happened? There was a Korean, there was actually a Korean Joker?

• 12:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, he was, uh, targeting, uh, F-.

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Fentanyl?

• 12:09Speaker 07

  A feminist group.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, feminist group, yeah.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  So he was an anti, anti fem-? No, no, no. Activists harassed and targeted by anti-feminist groups. He kept following us and shouting. We were terrified.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  We were in South Korea?

• 12:20Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. We support the women. We really do.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Crazy. Did you get pussy in San Francisco?

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I, what happened was this, and I did one of my old-school high school tricks.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna guess what it is? I'll talk about it.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you show up to the party.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  There's no party.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  High on drugs.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  You go in the corner, you masturbate, you go home.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  No, you go cute, you go cute.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  You go cutesy.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Right, so what happened was, she came to a show. So there's this girl I met years ago on Instagram. Pretty, very pretty. And then she kinda like disappeared from the DMs. But then she's like, can I get a ticket? Cause they're sold out, right? So I get her in, I do come up, you know, some high school friends came up, then she comes up. And then I invited her to dinner with the gang, you know, we go to the dinner. And then I kissed, that show for some reason, ten dudes.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  From stage.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  She don't kiss ten dudes with us.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I did.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Ten guys?

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just, everyone would do it.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Wow, yeah.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she was like, how come you don't kiss me? So in the car ride, I had made her drive by, I go, let's just do a kiss, right? I went, like that, we kissed like that.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  A pack.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  It's just a pack, and I go, let's do it again. Right?

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, a little stronger pack.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let's do it again.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  A little Gregory pack. Oh.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Samuel French.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you Pearl Harbor it.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then we just made out the whole time in the car.

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, how long is a make out now?

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  In 2025?

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the deal.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't get the.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's why.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't get the.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't, I don't know, like, because if I'm making out with my wife, it's cause we're gonna, we're hooking up. You're making out as a setup, I'm saying how.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm making up because, remember I haven't been jerking off?

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Right, what are you, now you're loaded for a month?

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  Like 12 days or whatever?

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  Pretty good.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Right? Not last night.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you had to.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then my penis went, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

• 14:09Andrew Santino?

  Old boy Dave woke up.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, old boy Dave. I wanna fight. Let's go, black guy, whatever.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  Bing, bing, bing.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, um, and when you, you know, when you're, when you're making out with somebody, it, you know, your body, it's just biological, right?

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  You're just super horny.

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's the, that's the, that's the.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  And I just, you know, four pumps, and a fucking marshmallow came out. Yeah, it was so thick, it hurt. Like, it's like wood glue coming out of your penis.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  It hurt so bad. And it was just, it was like all, it was like a pancake batter.

• 14:43Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like, am I Aunt Jemima, what's going on around here, dude? It was like, you know what I mean, it was like, you're right.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Wait, I know you, I know you meant pancake, but you said can cake? And somehow, can cake is thicker than pancake.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  I agree. It's the thickest.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  I meant to say can cake.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Can cake batter is the thickest.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Can cake batter is the best. What is can cake?

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  So wait a minute. Little kissy session, and then never talk to her again. That's it?

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  Maybe more.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, um, and this is a message to everybody.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  Beep beep beep beep beep.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  You're high, huh?

• 15:15Speaker 07

  Me?

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Why are you giggling at that, then?

• 15:17Speaker 07

  Because on dress, made me laugh.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, uh, may I make a message to the women?

• 15:21Speaker 07

  You may.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, a message for the women.

• 15:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm ready for a relationship.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh. He wants to settle down.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  But the dam has to break.

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what that means.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what that means.

• 15:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm a poet.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  And so just figure out what that means.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  All right, Hemingway, let me think.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  The dam has to break means...

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  You want a squirter?

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Is that... no?

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Is this a part of it?

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, what I'm saying is, is that, I think I used the wrong terminology.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  I think so, yeah.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  I think so, yeah. What?

• 15:58Speaker 04

  Your penis has to break?

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, you do have to break him in like a new pair of shoes.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  You gotta break in that weener.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, just the, um...

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  The next person I like, and that, you know, I mean, there's intimacy and stuff, I think I might go for it. We're long-term-y.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  But it's gotta be the one.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be the one, yeah.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  You're ready, ready.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because, you know, um, some people treat me like I'm still open mic or bop.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Open mic or bop?

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Who treats you that way?

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  That was me for 30 years ago. What?

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  You mean women?

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't treat... no one...

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  They're just always like, "Yeah, like, you know, I can do better."

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  That kind of mentality. And I'm like, "I don't think so."

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 16:39Speaker 07

  No, in L.A., you can.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:41Speaker 07

  You can do better than the comedian in L.A. It's like the city where Leonardo DiCaprio lives.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  You can do better?

• 16:47Speaker 07

  Yeah. Like, if you're dating celebrities, like, you can go way higher.

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  He's shooting today. I could tell. He came with a couple loaded. He's ready.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Oh, God.

• 16:55Speaker 07

  He's got these chamomile, he's like such a handsome guy.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I understand what you're saying, dude.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever had chamomile's, uh, uh, can cake batter?

• 17:03Speaker 07

  No, I would.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  I would! Yeah, I know you would, you fucking pervert.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  I would, I would have it. But I want to say, let me direct, direct you, okay? Um, that's rude.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  And what I'm saying is, is that, um, Leo's one guy.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Right? That he's And he wants He's up with so many I know, but he wants 25 or younger and supermodel. Like you. That's not my demographic, no. I'm, I'm, the girl that I made out with last night was 33.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I understand. Yeah, you understand what I'm saying? So it's like, you know, I'm not, it's not the same pool that we're fishing from. Emperor. Yeah. What I'm saying to you is that I've seen your pool as well. Okay? Oh, that's so funny. I can expose some, I can expose something about you as well, right? I went out with a girl. This guy flew out all the way to New York. Oh, my God.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Also, first of all, you're in a pool, you're in a pond. Let's be very.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Thank you so, so much, right?

• 17:55Andrew Santino?

  But also, but also, you flew to New York to go see somebody?

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  That's why you went to New York. I wondered why you left.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly. Well, actually, I told you before.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Wait, no, you told me you were going out there, but not to see somebody?

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. I was. And I want to say, like Ali Wong in her book. Ali Wong in her book, right? She says.

• 18:12Andrew Santino?

  She has a book?

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  And there's a little paragraph about me.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's so nice.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  And then when she came to LA, I didn't hit on her, I showed her around, right? I met her places and I go, this is where you eat, this is where the good clubs, this and that, right?

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  I showed them the ropes. There's no sexual intention there. I. And you know that that's what I'm like. All my openers are women and they're all just friends.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  So you.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  So what you're doing right now? What you're doing is hiding in plain sight. Like Predator.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Just like Predator. Yeah, yeah. Just like Predator the movie. ShipStation. Live.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

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• 18:48Bobby Lee?

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• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  It can.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

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• 19:01Andrew Santino?

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• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  We.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Have merch.

• 19:11Bobby Lee?

  Have merch.

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  And we get it to you, thanks to ShipStation. If it weren't for ShipStation, you wouldn't be able to get it so quickly and conveniently.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

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• 19:26Andrew Santino?

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• 19:49Bobby Lee?

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• 19:55Andrew Santino?

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• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  That's shipstation.com code.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

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• 20:01Bobby Lee?

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• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Therapy can be costly, okay, but Talkspace is affordable and in-network with most insurance providers and most insured members have a $0 copay. Bobby and I both like to talk to somebody.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  We, we do and I want to say, I honestly believe that Talkspace is the best in the business when it comes to this kind of form of therapy. Talkspace therapy and psychiatry are covered by many insurance plans and employers. Most insured members have a $0 copay.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

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• 20:39Bobby Lee?

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• 20:40Andrew Santino?

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• 20:50Bobby Lee?

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• 21:00Andrew Santino?

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• 21:11Bobby Lee?

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• 21:14Andrew Santino?

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• 21:27Bobby Lee?

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• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  It's a fact.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  Because they're classic men.

• 21:34Andrew Santino?

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• 22:00Bobby Lee?

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• 22:10Andrew Santino?

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• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  That's trueclassic.com/badfriends. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  You're jet setting now because of the show.

• 22:40Speaker 07

  Of course.

• 22:40Andrew Santino?

  And it's great and I'm proud of you.

• 22:42Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  I do want.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  It can end.

• 22:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 22:46Speaker 07

  Bob, what I.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, let the emperor speak.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  You know, I treat you like a peer. All of you guys.

• 22:53Speaker 07

  So great.

• 22:54Andrew Santino?

  Maybe, maybe better than a peer.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like Alex Costa, you know him?

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  No clue.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he works for me.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  On Tiger Belly.

• 23:01Speaker 04

  Alex, why?

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  We go into Panagonia yesterday and I'm gonna buy something. He goes, Bob, can I buy some, buy me something? I go, yeah. And I go to the register and I'm bringing things in and it's $600. And the thing I bought was 80.

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  What did he buy?

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  This fucking complex winter jacket. Right?

• 23:22Andrew Santino?

  You bought it, though.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  You did.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I was so livid. Right? And what I'm saying is you guys treat me like that, too. Like we're peers and want to say this to you, right? And it's not a threat. It's an order.

• 23:35Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:36Speaker 07

  This is Trump and Zelensky. I'm Zelensky.

• 23:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm Zelensky for sure. Yeah, you attacked me first.

• 23:41Speaker 07

  No, this is-

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're Putin.

• 23:44Speaker 07

  I like that.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you do.

• 23:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're closer to Putin.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're closer to Putin. So what I'm saying to you is that I love you, right?

• 23:50Speaker 07

  I love you too.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  But it could end. The dream could end.

• 23:53Speaker 07

  I'm aware-

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You too, McConaughey, and you too. Yeah.

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "Me?"

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  He's actually been good.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  He's great.

• 24:03Andrew Santino?

  And also, let's be real about the Patagonia jacket.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 24:06Andrew Santino?

  You fucking loved buying that. You love that. You know you did. Because it's a power move now. Now you have that over that kid. Remember when I bought you that fucking jacket?

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  And shoes?

• 24:16Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying. You're gonna use that as, that's chess. You play chess. A lot of people look at you and think, "Checkers." Chinese-

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no one thinks checkers. Everyone thinks chess!

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

  Guys.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Maigao, or whatever.

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  Pai-gao.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  A lot of people look at you and they think Pai-gao.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

  Pai-gao, yeah, yeah.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  But you're actually playing savant-level street-

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Russian opening?

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  Chess.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, seriously, you are. Because he's done this since I've known him.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  A castle, en passant. You know what en passant is?

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  En passant. And you have little pawns all over the place, right? And you're the queen.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:47Andrew Santino?

  You are the queen. And you've always been the queen.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm the king?

• 24:50Andrew Santino?

  No, buddy, you're the queen.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm the queen.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  The queen is by far the most powerful piece in chess.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 24:54Andrew Santino?

  You should know that. You play chess. I'm the king.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  You're the king. Okay, you're the king.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  Because we're partners.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Bishop. Andreas.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  Rook, rook, rook, rook, rook.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  He's a rook. Yeah, he's a rook. All rooks.

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, no, no, no.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:05Andrew Santino?

  McConaughey's a pawn.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, pawn, pawn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is, uh-

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, you know, honestly?

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, knight.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  He might be a knight.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz he goes, he lies.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he deceives.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, you know what I mean? Yeah, what is she? She's a bishop.

• 25:24Andrew Santino?

  She is a bishop. Angles, angles.

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Angles, angles.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  Precise attacked. Watch this, watch this, watch this. That's how good she is at attacks and angles. Ready?

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  You have the floor.

• 25:34Speaker 04

  Your mom's a hoe.

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay, see?

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  It's an attacked angle.

• 25:43Andrew Santino?

  You little fucker.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  That was so good.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  You little fucker.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  You are a good fucker though.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, so she is.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was Bishop moves there. Yeah, that's great.

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  So we have it all figured out in the studio.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  He's so mad at you. You don't know about this guy? Those little things? They seep into his-

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  You know what's really funny?

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Look at him, red his face.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  You know what's funny?

• 26:02Speaker 04

  You said to attack!

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  I know. I could never be mad at you. It really, it kinda sucks.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it sucks.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Like if one of the clowns did it?

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  It would be a fight.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember when she was mad at us?

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  That was the most heartbreaking two weeks. I broke my heart.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  It really did hurt my feelings.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What?

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  It hurt my feelings.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  What? Your mom's a hoe?

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah. It just settled.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it just settled.

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  It just settled.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it settled, right?

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  Now I see the river as-

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah!

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm mad.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  It was- I knew. That was good.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  No, never in a million years.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow. But you planted the seed. Congratulations.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Very good. It was very good.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, very good. And you know what another thing you do that drives me crazy, my friend?

• 26:45Speaker 04

  What?

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Since we're doing this.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, get it out.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Why is it when I recommend you something, you never watch it? But when anyone else recommends it, you watch it?

• 26:55Speaker 04

  Like what?

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Like I've been asking you to watch different things and you don't watch it.

• 27:00Speaker 04

  And I've been telling you.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  See, like now. Notice? Did you notice?

• 27:05Andrew Santino?

  I saw.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  I've been telling you that?

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 27:11Speaker 04

  I've been telling you. I'm busy and I'm so tired that I can't watch any show.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny. Can I kinda counteract that?

• 27:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  You live with me. Alright? Do I have ears?

• 27:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Do I hear you playing shit down there? All, wah wah wah, you hear me?

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  All kinds of fucking Asian shit.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Is that Japanese?

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  24 hours a day. And she's giggling. Right, right? Right? And I recommend nothing.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Nothing.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:44Speaker 04

  It's TikTok. It's different.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  It is. That is true.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Don't ever raise your voice like that to me, okay? Why is it different?

• 27:51Speaker 04

  Because you can just scroll. You don't have to think about, you don't have to actually like watch it. It's just scrolling.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  I gotta, I gotta stop.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  My TikTok time is bad.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  It consumes my life.

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  One day, I'm not gonna lie, I did six hours.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  I do too.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  That's a lot.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  Anytime I'm on a flight and it has wifi, I'm TikToking.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  And the government has us. They wanna enslave us?

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, the good government, the Chinese government, the good one we love.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one we love, yeah. Back then, they did it with religion, right?

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Now they're doing it with TikTok.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Now they're doing it with TikTok and capitalism.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  Get ready with me.

• 28:26Bobby Lee?

  And we're all slaves, right? And I love it.

• 28:28Andrew Santino?

  Get ready with me to become a Chinese slave.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  I love being a Chinese slave.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Me too, we're there.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Nezah. Did you see it?

• 28:36Speaker 04

  The what?

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Nezah.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  He recommended Nezah, you didn't watch that, did you?

• 28:39Speaker 04

  No.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Nezah 2 is out, okay? It made 2 billion dollars in China. It's the greatest animation movie I've ever seen.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  You better watch it before they make a third one.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  What did you say, did we ever what?

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Did you guys ever download the other TikTok app?

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Red Zone or whatever it was? Redline? Yeah, yeah, Red Pipes, what is it?

• 28:57Speaker 04

  The, what is it? It's the Red Note.

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  Red Note.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  So was I close? When I said Redline, was I close?

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Did you hear that? It's already in Chinese.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  It's all in Chinese. Was I close?

• 29:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  It's named as Zao Kong Qiu, a Chinese social media app that allows users to share and discover different content about fashion, travel, and more. Similar to Instagram, with a layout similar to Pinterest.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  There was a Mongolian guy on my show, and I kissed him in the lips. And he just came here from Mongolia. And he stood up, impetrified, and he goes, "I don't know what's going on."

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Like, he was like, "I don't know what's going on."

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  Imagine a Mongolian guy who's like literally never been to the United States, that's his first trip.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Look at that, look at them. They're all data from fucking Goonies.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  They're dressed like that. What a peaceful life, don't you wanna do this with me?

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  Dude, zoom in, that's so funny. I just realized, look at his hat, I realized why they like Spider-Man.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Look at those eyes.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  That's the closest superhero they have.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Might as well do it with Mongolian Spider-Man.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Might as well do it. There's a window open.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Let's go. Spider-Man. Come on.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and there's no fucking billions of trees. Yeah, so they're doing trees. Maybe trees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spider-Man, Spider-Man.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  From tree to tree. You will see. Anyway.

• 30:26Andrew Santino?

  This Mongolian Spider-Man. That is kind of, it does make sense when you see the mask now. I've never even thought about that.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow, yeah. Oh, what a cute guy.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  It was Chinese Spider-Man. Yeah, Asian Spider-Man is out there.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  That's so cute.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  All right, so what else in your life, Jules? I want to hear what's going on besides you being tired, which is the narrative that's been happening for the five years I've known you.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  Um, I'm just living with little Bobby because of the fires.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:48Speaker 04

  I have all the dogs, school, work.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, I could see you working at like Chick-fil-A, and that would help us because I'd like to eat it more often for free.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:57Speaker 04

  I also want to do that for free food.

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, then go get a job at Chick-fil-A. There's one near here.

• 31:03Speaker 04

  Well, I need a visa. Oh, yeah, the, can you buy the five million gold visa for me?

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean? Trump says, US will sell five million dollar, wait, sell five million dollar gold card to wealthy foreigners. So you have to pay five million dollars?

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then you get a really easy path to citizenship.

• 31:21Speaker 07

  Apparently it's not even that much money for a lot of people, so it's going to attract like grifters.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Five million dollars is not much money?

• 31:28Speaker 06

  Every country has a gold visa, which is like if you invest enough money in the country, you're going to.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, I understand that, but this is just your outright buying a visa for five million. If you're an entrepreneur who's invested and has work here, then it's different, but this is, you just pay five million.

• 31:43Speaker 06

  Buy a house or whatever it is.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the guy that's doing the rice on his head, you know what I mean? He can't go.

• 31:51Andrew Santino?

  If he had a dollar for every grain.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  That's true. That is true. That's true.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  We're going to be selling a gold card. I love that it's, it's a gold card.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  You have a, if you have a green card, this is a gold card. I love, dude, he puts everything in toddler perspective.

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  You have a green card, this is a gold card.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  But do you know why he's doing this? Cause Elon Musk and the tech stuff, remember?

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  And so.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  You mean all the Doge shit?

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  All the Doge stuff, like the Doge employees that are clearing out the government?

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a lot of tech people from other lands and then Trump goes, I don't know, you know what I mean? And he got, there was a controversy. So now I think this is a way for them to get in.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  Five million dollars is insane. So you're telling me enough people? That's a very limited amount of people that have five million dollars laying around.

• 32:38Speaker 06

  That's why they do it, yeah.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  But I mean, but then it's like a tease, no one's ever gonna, how many people can really do it? I mean, I guess Chinese money, maybe a lot. There's a lot of billionaires in China. Doesn't China have the most billionaires in the world?

• 32:50Speaker 06

  Of course, yeah.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they're the most people.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  I know, but no, but even still, per capita, they have the most billionaires.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  By far. I, we don't even have that many. We have the most billionaires, we do.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow. We're the best.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  There's Indian billionaires.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  I am the curry king.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's it.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  I will be a billionaire. Wealth in technology, pharmaceuticals and energy.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow, Germany.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  We made a lot of mistakes.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  But we're back.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Russia.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  We stole this money and killed, they killed for all that money.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  Russia will kill you.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  Eight, eight hundred and thirteen billionaires.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Do you want that card, really?

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  I was wrong, I thought.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  If we, if you gave, what would, what would you do for us if we got you a five million dollar gold card?

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  And let me preface this by saying, we're not doing it.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but what?

• 33:43Speaker 04

  Well, if you were gonna do it.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  What would happen? You would do this podcast.

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  You're basically.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Every week.

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  Buying her, that's like a buy, you bought a human.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  That's like you would buy a human, which by the way, you know this is gonna enact human trafficking, for sure. That's inevitable of what this is gonna do. There's no way this is a positive program. So what, yeah, what could you even offer us? If Bobby and I got a bunch of investors to give us enough money to pay for you to become a five million dollar gold card citizen, what do we get in return?

• 34:11Speaker 04

  I can, I can clean, I can cook, I can wash the dishes.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  You've never cooked me anything, bitch.

• 34:19Speaker 04

  Because you never ask.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  You know, kick me wanting. Today I woke up from my nap, bacon. Were you cooking bacon?

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  Love bacon.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, bacon throughout my house.

• 34:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  None for me.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  You cook bacon and don't leave extra?

• 34:31Speaker 04

  No.

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's insane.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Another thing she does is, um, do you not like me because I, even when we live together, we never see each other.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  That's because I wake up in the morning, you wake up at night. You don't see each other.

• 34:45Andrew Santino?

  There is fact that.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But even when you're there, trust me, you don't leave. And what do I give you? Donuts.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Old fairy donuts.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 34:54Speaker 04

  I like the pistachios.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, guess what you've gotten me as a gift? Zero.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  A burden.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  A burden.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  You're a burden. Trust me, Light. Let me ask you something.

• 35:05Speaker 04

  What?

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  Everyone in the room, when you cook bacon at home, you cook the whole package.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  No.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  What? What the fuck are you talking about?

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  You don't cook the whole thing?

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna eat 15 strips.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  No, but I mean, what do you?

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Three.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  No, what you do is you cook the whole thing, and then you have, you have some for the dogs, and then you have some in the fridge that you make later with a sandwich, so it's cooked already.

• 35:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, I never thought of that.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  This, it's the best.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  Every time I do it, you cook the whole fucking, you don't do this?

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  I do it. I microwave my bacon.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Maybe this is some Midwest shit. I've never been into a house, back in the day when we were growing up.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:42Andrew Santino?

  You always had to have extra bacon, because what she's doing is violating you. She's cooking in your home, not leaving leftovers for you?

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a complete violation.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  It's a complete violation.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  It's a complete violation. You cook the whole fucking sleeve, you leave some for Tito, you give some for the dogs.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Here's some to bacon, Tito Bobby.

• 35:56Speaker 04

  No, but.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  Rappa, rappa, rappa.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Rappa, rappa.

• 35:58Speaker 04

  Tito Bobby doesn't even eat like cold stuff already.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  You heat it up!

• 36:03Speaker 04

  No, even then, he doesn't eat leftovers. Once it's like.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god! There it is. The, I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Facelined fact.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  But don't say it out loud.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't tell anybody that.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  No, but honestly, you cook the whole sleeve. Maybe that's in the Midwest, because every house you go to, they would cook the whole sleeve. You absolutely wouldn't save it. It doesn't make any sense. Also, Once you've opened the package of bacon, slimy, sloppy, greasy bacon, you put it in the thing, it's a thing, it's a spill, it's a thing, it's a fridge, it's a nightmare. Don't do it. Cook the whole sleeve. From now on, you cook the whole packet. And you go, "Tita Bobby, I cook you bacon." And you give some to the dogs. Or do you not feed the dogs bacon?

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  I like, I love, who, let me ask you another question. Who gives the dogs treats?

• 36:47Speaker 04

  You.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Do you buy any treats?

• 36:50Speaker 04

  They already have their food.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's doing Filipino rules.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and we're in America.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  You get one meal a day?

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, that's what it is.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  You have to understand, the dog's food, the dog's food is to keep it alive. Treats are to keep it happy and engaged.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 37:05Speaker 04

  I just give it like once a week.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck?

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  It's insane. And also, she measures the food. You only get this two pounds, whatever, you weigh it.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  I don't want them to be fat. I don't want them to be.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  We have Doggo Zimbit now.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they do, they make it now.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  What's, Wag Govey, they have Wag.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Wag Govey, dude.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  That's fucked up. You've gotta feed dogs treats. That keeps them happy and engaged.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, trust me. And my fear is when they, she leaves one day with the dogs, and they, they look at me with sad eyes.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  They go, "Daddy." Hey, too. Bye-bye. You know what I mean? Bye-bye. Yeah, yeah. I feel so sad about it.

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  You know what you're basically doing? It's like when a prisoner, they slide the meal through the door slot?

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  Giving them regimented door slot. They're not even satisfied by that. That's so they can get through the day. You gotta go get some more treats.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  And the, I wanna say another thing, okay? I've just, let me just say another thing, okay? They move out of my house, right? I have a dog, older dog, named Remy.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? Perfectly walking, spine fine.

• 38:09Andrew Santino?

  Fine spine.

• 38:10Bobby Lee?

  Perfect eyesight. The next time I see it, right?

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  Broken.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Not just broken, 50 pounds less, twisted spine.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Legs, you know what I mean? Gray eyes.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  He's blind.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  I go, "What are you doing?"

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  You gave a dog spine a Biffet and made it go blind?

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  Give it some.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  No treats, dude, that's why.

• 38:29Speaker 04

  No, cuz he's just getting old.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  Do you ever give, do you ever give the dog like peanut butter or anything like that?

• 38:35Speaker 04

  Some, sometimes.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  God, dude, what? The joy, you're like ripping the joy of a dog.

• 38:39Speaker 04

  There's a pill, though, that, have you seen that you can extend the dog's life already?

• 38:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm buying it already.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where's it? Get the pill.

• 38:46Speaker 06

  Biohacking your dog's life?

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  Second, oh my god, second drug for canine healthy lifespan extension receives what? A grant? FDA support? Oh!

• 38:54Speaker 04

  You can do it already.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in. A developmental drug that aims to extend the healthy lifespan of senior dogs has received an acceptance by the FDA Center for Veterinary Medicine. Oh!

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  For Remy, we gotta get it now.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  The drug is called LOY002. LOY002. Targets age-related metabolic dysfunction and is also designed to improve quality of life in canines aged 10 years and older, weighing at least 14 pounds. Remy's older than 10?

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  One pound, one pound.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  He's 10 pounds?

• 39:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, then if you fed him some fucking treats, maybe we could get him the LOY.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, he has to be 12?

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  It says, what did it say? What did it say? It said 14.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  You gotta fatten up Remy, dude. I'm gonna get him this.

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get him that. You gotta get him.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Alright, you want Remy to live?

• 39:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna fatten him up. Okay?

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  By the way, fat and happy is the way most people like to live.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  They like to live like that.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  This is great, I wanna buy this immediately. What a great thing.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  How do you inject it? Do you inject it or do you feed it?

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  It seems like it's a pill, right? Or it's something they chew on. Pill, yeah. By the way, I don't know if you ever have to give your dog pills. We just had to give her pills when we were back home because she was sick.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh no.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  But by the way, impossible. She won't eat it. And we bury it in the treats and the food, still knows it's in there. Will eat all the treat and then spit out the pill.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  You're fucking genius.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  She's a genius.

• 40:04Andrew Santino?

  It pissed me off.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  She did it every time.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  We buried it, then I put it, then I put it in a, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh my god. You know the Kong chew toy, you know?

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  And I put it in there with all sorts of fucking bullshit.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  Cleared it out.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Around it.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  And left the pill.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  Fucking little asshole.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Shopify! Oh, boy, buddy, guess what?

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Um, we have an online business and it would, we, it's incredible because we use Shopify.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  That is why.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  By the way, nobody does selling better than Shopify. It's the home of the number one checkout on the planet.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Tell them about the-

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  A lot of people go, hey, man, I like a aloe.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  I love aloe.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  Skims, all birds, you know? And you think, that's a good product, isn't it, Bob?

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  High-grade product.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  But I'll tell you what.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  What's, what guy?

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  There's a business behind the business.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 40:50Andrew Santino?

  And that business is Shopify.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Nobody does selling better than Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet. The not so secret secret with Shop Pay that boosts conversions up to 50%.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  That means way less carts are going to go abandoned and way more sales are going cha-ching, cha-ching. If you're into growing your business, your commerce platform, better be ready to sell whenever, wherever your customers are scrolling and strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed, and everywhere in between.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Businesses that sell more, sell on Shopify.

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Upgrade your business and get the same checkout as Al on Allbirds.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 41:23Andrew Santino?

  Sign up for your $1 per month trial here at Shopify.com/badfriends, all lowercase.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends to upgrade your selling today.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Adam and Eve. I love Adam and Eve. I'm telling you something, I'm not embarrassed by it, but I use gadgets.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  You love gadgets and toys and gizmos.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Vibrations, suctions, and I really enjoy my, sexually. And I get it from Adam and Eve. Who wants better sex?

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  Who wants to start having better sex immediately?

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  That's what I was gonna say. I want it right now.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  The best way to get started is to go to adamandeve.com right now.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, I can't go because we're on the show, but Adam and Eve, for those that are listening, is offering 50% off just about any item, plus free shipping, which includes rush processing. Do you need those anal beads now? You gotta get on Adam and Eve right now. Doesn't matter how much you spend or what you buy, all will be packaged and sent discreetly for free and fast, so your neighbors don't know what you got, unless you want to invite them over and show them.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Bring more pleasure and satisfaction into your bedroom. Just go to adamandeve.com and select any one item. It can be an adventurous new toy or anything you desire. 50% off almost any item, plus free shipping and plus rush processing.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

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• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Just enter code BADFRIENDS at checkout and get 50% off almost any item, plus free shipping and rush processing.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  That's BADFRIENDS. You know how to spell it, B-A-D-F-R-I-E-N-D-S, at adamandeve.com.

• 42:49Speaker 07

  Dude, welcome.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Welcome dude.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Welcome, my dog. Good to see you, bro.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you dude.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  How are you? Pete, good to meet you, by the way. That usually you say hi to people when you walk in and say...

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't walk in like you're like adhering to headlights.

• 43:00Andrew Santino?

  Pete, your boy Pete just walked in and he starts like fucking snooping around. Is this your dog? Is this like one of your closest friends?

• 43:07Speaker 08

  Uh, yeah.

• 43:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Do you have Chinese eyes?

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  First of all, first of all, welcome Dave Bluntz to the show.

• 43:14Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  Dave Bluntz, give him a round of applause. You're a rapper.

• 43:17Andrew Santino?

  You make fantastic music.

• 43:19Speaker 08

  You're the first rapper on here?

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  We had MGK on the show. I don't know if you qualify him.

• 43:24Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, I qualify him for sure.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, very good, yeah. He makes music in general, but you do just rap?

• 43:30Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  But you could...

• 43:32Speaker 08

  A blending of genres, yeah.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  A blending of genres. And we'll say for the audience that didn't get to see before, he brought his friend Pete, who's his boy, who's snooping around.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:40Speaker 08

  Hey, I told him to come in here first to check it out.

• 43:42Andrew Santino?

  I feel you. And you know, Pete did his job, but usually people say hello. Pete didn't do that. Pete just aimlessly snuck around. And Pete's your second guy, so you had another white guy before him?

• 43:51Speaker 08

  Yeah, that's my manager, yeah.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  Where did you find this white?

• 43:54Speaker 08

  Uh, man, he found me.

• 43:56Andrew Santino?

  He found you?

• 43:57Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  That was pretty easy to do.

• 43:58Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah, hell yeah.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  Dave, so you found this, this guy found you, and this is your, this is your new, your new manager? Is he with, he's with you every day?

• 44:08Speaker 08

  Pretty much, yeah, every day.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  You trust this guy?

• 44:10Speaker 08

  I do with my entire life, yeah.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  I like to hear that.

• 44:12Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  This is who, this is our manager, this is Rudy, say hello to Rudy.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Rudy, that's our manager. She's a genius.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  She's a genius.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  She was the head of Sony at one point.

• 44:20Speaker 08

  For real?

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:21Speaker 08

  Oh shit. And then this is like, this is like a demotion.

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, it's way down. Yeah, thanks Dave.

• 44:26Speaker 08

  How did you end up here?

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  That was good.

• 44:29Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  Tell them how you ended up here.

• 44:32Speaker 04

  Um, because I don't have a visa.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  She needs a visa.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she needs a visa.

• 44:37Speaker 08

  Okay, but how does that like, with Sony, that isn't...

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't work for Sony.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't work for Sony.

• 44:41Speaker 08

  Okay, okay.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  No, he's fucking around.

• 44:43Speaker 08

  Okay, my bad.

• 44:44Andrew Santino?

  But we are trying to, it's his niece. We are trying to raise money to get her a visa of a $5 million gold visa from Trump. We're interested to know if maybe you would want to donate some of the proceeds.

• 44:53Speaker 08

  Nah, man, I just got money, man. I got real shit, bro.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 44:57Speaker 08

  I'm not in a donate...

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite drink?

• 44:59Speaker 08

  Uh, water, man. You see, I'm glad you guys got this for me, water. This is my newfound favorite drink, recently.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  No alcohol?

• 45:06Speaker 08

  I've been on my health journey, you know? Not on alcohol or lean anymore, you know what I'm saying? It's just water for now.

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  Are you smoking weed?

• 45:12Speaker 08

  Nah, I quit weed when I was like 20.

• 45:15Speaker 04

  How old are you?

• 45:16Speaker 08

  I'm 24. I was smoking from the time I was like nine to twenty.

• 45:21Andrew Santino?

  Nine?

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  Nine years old, wow.

• 45:23Andrew Santino?

  Give us, give us your story about.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  How many gat calories is weed?

• 45:26Speaker 08

  Shit.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  How many, when you're nine, how do you smoke weed at nine?

• 45:32Speaker 08

  Bruh, I, I used to hang around older kids, so like, they were like teenagers and shit, so, yeah.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you grow up?

• 45:39Speaker 08

  In Iowa, fucking Iowa, middle of nowhere.

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  What, like Des Moines?

• 45:42Speaker 08

  Nah, nah, it was a town called Davenport.

• 45:45Andrew Santino?

  Davenport, Iowa.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Iowa, wow.

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  And you're kicking it with, you're kicking it with a bunch of troublemaking nine-year-olds that, and, and somehow someone has an older brother that wants to smoke weed and you're nine.

• 45:53Speaker 08

  Yeah, ragtag, misfit group of kids.

• 45:56Andrew Santino?

  You talk to any of these guys anymore now that you've made it? Now that you're on?

• 45:59Speaker 08

  No, no, no. Not that I, you know, like, changed up on them, we just grew apart over the years before now.

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  Before now?

• 46:06Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  So what, is your circle very small now?

• 46:09Speaker 08

  Uh, yeah, it, it, it was pretty big at one point, but you know, a bunch of shit happened, people change up, uh, yeah, now it's, uh, pretty small now, yeah.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  Tell you, you want to, you care to share what peo- what, what happened in your, what happened in your circle that, did people, uh, steal from you?

• 46:23Speaker 08

  Uh, nobody was stealing from me, um, just using me, pretty much, using me.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  I have a show that I do called Bad Friends where my partner uses me very much.

• 46:33Speaker 08

  You use him?

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm a user.

• 46:35Speaker 08

  How?

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  He's a user, baby.

• 46:37Speaker 08

  In what ways do you use him?

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, he does all the business.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  And I just show up.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 46:41Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Would you fire me if that was the case?

• 46:45Speaker 08

  Uh, well, that's your, is he good at what he does?

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Very.

• 46:48Speaker 08

  And you're good at what you do?

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Not really, but.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  The best.

• 46:50Speaker 08

  Okay, well then shit, man, it's a give and take.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  It is, a hundred percent.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  I love you, dude.

• 46:54Speaker 08

  You're a positive guy, dude. Appreciate it, man, hell yeah. Is there anything that I cannot say?

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  You can say whatever you want, dude. Cause I have a fucking gunload.

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 47:02Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  He wants, he, he.

• 47:04Speaker 08

  He, he doesn't have a gun in the building.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, I know.

• 47:06Speaker 08

  Make sure there's no, alright, cool.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  No, but it is funny.

• 47:08Speaker 08

  Cause I've seen a clip with him with a gun before.

• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  Shooting at me.

• 47:12Speaker 08

  I just wanna make sure that there's no.

• 47:14Andrew Santino?

  You can say anything you want, now go, you.

• 47:15Speaker 08

  But he doesn't have a gun, though.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a gun.

• 47:17Speaker 08

  Okay, alright.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  He does not have a gun.

• 47:18Bobby Lee?

  I have a little tiny yellow gun.

• 47:20Speaker 08

  Oh, that's, okay, I get it.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yup.

• 47:22Speaker 08

  Pew pew.

• 47:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  What do you wanna say that you can't, that you think?

• 47:24Speaker 08

  I just wanna make sure, I just, before I get to going crazy, you know what I'm saying?

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  And go.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've seen some of your work. You don't say crazy things.

• 47:37Speaker 08

  I say pretty crazy shit.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does.

• 47:39Speaker 08

  In my music, yeah.

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  Like what?

• 47:42Speaker 08

  Ah, man.

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Thanks, Rudy.

• 47:44Speaker 08

  Ah, shit. Hard R N-word.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  But that's you. What you... You're black.

• 47:50Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, but they still have a problem with it on Twitter.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do?

• 47:53Andrew Santino?

  They have a problem on Twitter. That's Elon, huh? Elon doesn't like saying the N-word.

• 47:56Speaker 08

  I don't like Twitter, man. Twitter is just like... Fuck Twitter, man.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  Fuck Twitter.

• 48:01Speaker 08

  I don't like Twitter.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can say the N-word on here. Go ahead and say it a bunch if you feel like it right now.

• 48:04Speaker 08

  Okay, thank you. I don't really want to say nothing and put on the spot.

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 48:08Speaker 08

  I appreciate that, though.

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, say whatever you want.

• 48:10Speaker 08

  But I'll, you know, if I feel like saying it at one point, then I will. But put on the spot right now. Like, three white guys looking at me.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:18Speaker 08

  I'm cool right now.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  Also, that's definitely not three white guys. That's a Mexican guy on the left, a Spanish guy on the right, and a vagrant.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  A vagrant.

• 48:25Andrew Santino?

  A homeless man.

• 48:25Speaker 08

  What is a vague... Okay.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't offend you. May I say something? It's an observation.

• 48:31Speaker 08

  Go, go, go ahead and say something, man.

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  This reminds me of, remember in The Dark Knight?

• 48:35Andrew Santino?

  Dark Knight? Yeah, the movie The Dark Knight.

• 48:36Speaker 08

  It's a great movie.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  That guy that was in prison, right?

• 48:38Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  And he exploded. Look at his cellphone right there.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  In his belly. Yeah, it was sticking out. You know what I mean?

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  That brought you back to The Dark Knight?

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That situation, remember?

• 48:51Speaker 08

  Oh, he ate the cellphone?

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it had its belly. Yeah, yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 08

  Stupid.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  So dumb.

• 48:56Speaker 08

  Boy, I sure have some bad friends.

• 48:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'm sorry. It's not funny. We can cut it out.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  Every time he makes a shot at you, you have to take one back.

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, take one back. Hit me. And I got another one for you.

• 49:08Speaker 08

  I don't know, man. You're a good guy, man. You're my favorite movie ever.

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 49:13Speaker 08

  Pineapple Express.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  I can't...

• 49:17Speaker 08

  You had the scene where you were in the van.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't...

• 49:20Speaker 08

  Oh, shit, is that fucking Bobby Lee right there?

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I can't.

• 49:23Speaker 08

  Had to rewind it like three times.

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  I can't.

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  Now you feel bad.

• 49:25Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so that's me and Ken Jeong.

• 49:29Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in Pineapple Express.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  Now, can I ask you, in that movie, would you like more, The Express or The Pineapple?

• 49:35Speaker 08

  Probably the pineapple.

• 49:36Andrew Santino?

  Pineapple for sure.

• 49:36Speaker 08

  For sure.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  Pineapple for sure.

• 49:38Speaker 08

  You haven't seen the movie, have you?

• 49:39Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I have no idea what it is.

• 49:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, no, it's, it's not.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  We had a whole storyline and they cut the storyline out. We really did. It's on the.

• 49:46Speaker 08

  Isn't it in like the DVD?

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:48Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  So Dave's even seen that, that's how much he loves and respects you, and here you are.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  Shitting on him saying he eats cell.

• 49:53Speaker 08

  You know, I used to watch Mad TV as a kid.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 49:56Speaker 08

  I remember, yes.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I told, I said, eat what?

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  You said he was eating a cellphone.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I just, it, it, the visual reminded me of that movie.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't eat cellphones.

• 50:04Speaker 08

  I don't eat cellphones, man.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  Tell him what you eat. Tell him that you don't eat cellphones.

• 50:07Speaker 08

  I don't eat.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess?

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead and guess.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Waffles.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  You like waffles?

• 50:11Speaker 08

  Blueberry waffles, yeah. I'm a blue waffle.

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  Bingo! Got it. Love blueberry.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Chicken, fried chicken.

• 50:16Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 50:17Speaker 08

  What?

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  Everybody eats fried chicken.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  I love it too, I had it last night.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  What else?

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  You, you do. I like the game, I like this game. What do you, what do you think he eats?

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Uh, probably Chipotle.

• 50:27Speaker 08

  Nah, I've never had Chipotle.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  That's, you're not good at this game.

• 50:29Andrew Santino?

  You've never had Chipotle?

• 50:31Speaker 08

  Nah.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  That is shocking to me. I've, I've never met someone that hasn't had Chipotle in my life. Do you like tacos?

• 50:37Speaker 08

  Nah, not really, no.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Collard greens.

• 50:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, see, he's pretty good at this game.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 50:42Speaker 08

  Or not.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay, what else? Go ahead, Bob. Take it away.

• 50:47Speaker 08

  Why are you covering?

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Memphis barbecue.

• 50:49Speaker 08

  Why is he covering his face?

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Because, because we'll put another image.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll put another image here, because I feel like what I'm saying is bad.

• 50:55Speaker 08

  Okay, okay.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What would I eat? Go ahead. This is your shot.

• 50:58Speaker 08

  Um, rice.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  It hurts, but I love it. Now, now we're on the same playing field.

• 51:04Speaker 08

  Okay, eat.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  What else?

• 51:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Come on, come on, get, get, get, get deep.

• 51:08Speaker 08

  Um, shit, uh.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  That's right, shit.

• 51:10Speaker 08

  We, I wasn't, okay, yeah, shit.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What else, baby? Come on.

• 51:15Speaker 08

  Um, I don't want to say the obvious ones.

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 51:18Speaker 08

  Like cats and all types of shit like that, you know what I'm saying?

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  You should commit to that, though.

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:23Speaker 08

  Alright, fuck it. Uh, uh, feline cats.

• 51:26Andrew Santino?

  Meow. Yeah.

• 51:27Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 08

  Hell, yeah.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  At night, he turns into one. At midnight.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, yeah.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  This is funny. If you say fucked up shit in your, on your, like, in your raps and on YouTube. Mm-hmm. But you're a very reserved, calm, sweet guy in life. You don't have that, uh.

• 51:43Speaker 08

  I, I only use it when I need to, you know? I don't really feel like, I don't see Bobby Lee as a threat.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  No, right.

• 51:48Speaker 08

  You know what I'm saying? I don't feel offended by anything he's saying.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  You like me.

• 51:51Speaker 08

  Yeah, I'm a fan. I'm a big fan, bro.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  I love you right now, dude.

• 51:54Speaker 08

  I'm, I'm a fan, bro. I'm fanned out right now.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow, that's great, yeah. So, um, what kind of size mattress do you?

• 52:03Speaker 08

  What type of size mattress are you sleeping on Bobby? I feel like you sleep on a twin. Grip for Bobby.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You know, honestly, that was rude. Honestly, I want to be honest with you.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're not gonna cut it out.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Because you asked a real question.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what I want to say to you is this.

• 52:20Speaker 08

  You sleep on a twin mattress?

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  That's very good. See what I mean? He's opening up.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's actually a.

• 52:25Speaker 08

  Like, I feel like you have like a car bed or some shit. He has like a very like kiddies type bed.

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go. You know, you come in here and I'm being a child. And I'm like, I'm gonna just state the obvious.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  You have childlike.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  But he is a talented young man.

• 52:42Speaker 08

  Yes, sir.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  He's extremely likeable. I could see you on a sitcom.

• 52:46Speaker 08

  Me too.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  You want to act?

• 52:48Speaker 08

  Uh, yeah, at some point.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  Let's do a scene.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  The title of the sitcom, Way Different Strokes.

• 52:55Speaker 08

  Way different strokes, okay.

• 52:57Andrew Santino?

  Or it might have a stroke.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it might have a stroke.

• 52:59Speaker 08

  Why does it have a stroke? Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh, but let's have your character name for the show. That's Sheila.

• 53:06Speaker 08

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Uh, that's Marmaduke.

• 53:09Speaker 08

  Okay. Hi, Marmaduke!

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  That's Marmaduke.

• 53:12Speaker 08

  Hello, hello! And what racist name are you guys gonna give me? Jerome?

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm Uncle Bub.

• 53:16Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 53:16Bobby Lee?

  You can name yourself.

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  And you name yourself.

• 53:18Speaker 08

  Uh, Jerome.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  Jerome, okay, that's good.

• 53:20Speaker 08

  I'll take it, man, fuck it.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  All right, I'm Uncle Bub. That's Marmaduke, and that's Sheila.

• 53:25Speaker 08

  Mm-hmm. Hi, Jerome! You wanna have breakfast?

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  You wanna sit down and have breakfast with us?

• 53:29Speaker 08

  Well, shit, I don't know if I really want to have breakfast today. I'm already.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Let me stop you right there.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 08

  I got a name like Jerome, I have to be.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  I like it. That's a great choice.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  It's a little too Steve Harvey for me.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, stop, no, stop. Stop the process.

• 53:45Speaker 08

  Hi! Jerome, what you have for breakfast? Well, shit, I already had me some grits before I came downstairs, so I don't really know if I'm too hungry today. I made you some breakfast. Wow, thank you. I appreciate that very much, but like I said before, I already had me some. It's grape-flavored Ozympique.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Hey Uncle Bub here. Kids, get your stuff. We can finally get out of, get out of these housing projects. We gotta go.

• 54:14Speaker 08

  Hold on, this communist bastard just after me some fucking...

• 54:17Speaker 03

  Don't call me communist, Uncle Jerome. I'm from Cleveland.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  I think it's, I think it's-

• 54:23Speaker 03

  What's that, Lee?

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  That Sheila.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  Sheila? You don't say nothing?

• 54:28Speaker 04

  Jerome, do you want blueberry waffles?

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  Very good Sheila.

• 54:34Speaker 04

  I can't finish mine.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  How many did you make Sheila?

• 54:37Speaker 04

  I made ten.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  You made ten waffles. How many did you eat?

• 54:41Speaker 04

  One.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  Alright, nine for you. What, so you want the-

• 54:44Speaker 03

  I'm gonna make thirty more!

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Marmaduke.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm in a mood.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Alright, you are.

• 54:51Speaker 03

  I'm in a real mood. I'm sorry there, Jerome.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, listen, I want you kids to work this out when I go to work.

• 54:57Speaker 03

  Okay, bye. Dad, Dad. Say bye to Dad.

• 55:01Speaker 08

  Alright pops, I'll see you later.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  Bye pops!

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  I love you the most Jamal, you know that.

• 55:06Speaker 08

  Thank you, but my name's Jerome!

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  Well...

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  In this house, you're Jamal. You get your own house, you can call yourself whatever you want.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  Just leave, Dad. Leave.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  We're getting ready for school. Bye Dad.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  You motherfucker.

• 55:19Speaker 08

  And then when he leaves, I change to my real voice.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 55:22Speaker 08

  I'm not going for none of that shit no more.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  Yeah? Well, I'm tired of you using your fat as a blanket.

• 55:29Speaker 08

  I'm tired of you peeing in mason jars and hiding in your bedroom and it stinks up there.

• 55:34Speaker 03

  You know what, Jerome? I love you.

• 55:38Speaker 08

  Fuck you.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  And then the credits go down.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  Credits?

• 55:42Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Wow. TV continued.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Call ABC.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a show somewhere.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  We can get them. Sony, call your friends at Sony.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  There's a show somewhere there.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Dave, what's the deal? Are you on tour?

• 55:53Speaker 08

  I'm getting ready to go on tour.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  You are?

• 55:55Speaker 08

  Yes, and I'm going, I'm going, it's gonna be the best tour ever.

• 55:57Andrew Santino?

  Who, who opens for you on tour?

• 56:00Speaker 08

  We're still setting all that shit up. But, yeah, I'm going on tour April 12th. It begins.

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  April 12th?

• 56:06Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Inglewood, you start here in Inglewood, California?

• 56:09Speaker 08

  No, no. I started in Phoenix, I believe.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Phoenix, there we go. Dallas.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow, so, um, could we come to, would we get comped or backstage, all that stuff?

• 56:18Speaker 08

  Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Uh, she, you wanna come to the Santa Ana show?

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Santa Ana, we should do that in May.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go to the Santa Ana show dude.

• 56:25Speaker 08

  Hell yeah.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  That'll be fun.

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  It's a consolation room. Are you selling good tickets right now, huh? You're killing it.

• 56:31Speaker 08

  That shit's selling pretty good, yeah. They're, they're coming because they want to see the crowd surf.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they want to, they want to see you crowd surf.

• 56:36Speaker 08

  Yeah, I, I announced that I'm gonna be crowd surfing at one, uh, city on the tour. I don't know what city it is, it's just gonna speak to me in the moment.

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be honest with you.

• 56:45Speaker 08

  Why is he laughing? I'm not too sure what, I said that's funny.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 56:50Speaker 08

  What's, what's funny? Boy, I sure have some bad friends.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Very good, very good.

• 56:55Speaker 08

  That's the name of the show.

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  I love you, dude.

• 56:56Speaker 08

  Signs right there.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  I do think, I do think I am curious to how the mechanics are gonna work.

• 57:02Speaker 08

  Of what?

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  On, on you cra- on you surfing in a crowd.

• 57:05Speaker 08

  Uh, yeah, man, I mean shit, my fans are going to hold me up as I dive into the crowd.

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  And you're gonna jump from the stage? Who are your fans? Triple H, The Rock? Bodybuilders. I mean.

• 57:19Speaker 08

  I mean, I hope that The Rock is a fan of me.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Who's there? Arnold Schwarzenegger, I mean, who's there, dude? I mean. Dave, let me.

• 57:26Speaker 08

  Listen, my fans.

• 57:27Andrew Santino?

  Imagine like a 12-year-old skinny kid.

• 57:30Speaker 08

  What the fuck? What the fuck? It's kinda like when, you know, a mom can move a car, you know what I'm saying? That's that. Listen, my fans, I don't have bitch-ass fans, bro.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 57:41Speaker 08

  My fans are like really strong-minded, and so I feel like that'll just transfer over.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so say.

• 57:47Speaker 08

  The physical strength.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  Tell me this, you, have you ever crowd surfed before?

• 57:50Speaker 08

  No, no, hell no.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but you, you are gonna do it at one of these shows? Andrew.

• 57:54Speaker 08

  Yeah. What is he, okay, what is he saying?

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  He's asking me to talk you out of doing it. I'd say that, I'd say that, what the fuck, that's crazy. He said, talk him out of it.

• 58:03Speaker 08

  Nah, nah, I, there's no talking me out of it.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  He's saying, please, dead serious, please talk him out of it. Someone's gonna die is what he's saying. They can hear you on the mic now. Dave, you're gonna pick a show to do this, you're gonna crowd surf, you're gonna jump from the stage?

• 58:15Speaker 08

  Yes, yes, sir.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  Wow. The brave man, I mean, I, I don't wanna crowd surf, I'm afraid of breaking a neck. You don't want him to do-

• 58:21Speaker 08

  What is he, what is he like, why is he talking to you and, and not-

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Because he- I, I'll tell you why.

• 58:27Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you why?

• 58:28Speaker 08

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  My bud. Um-

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  My bud.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I'm being the mean one.

• 58:33Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  And he's playing the nice guy.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  It's good cop, bad cop.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like the things I'm saying, I'm gonna get fucking lynched for. Not lynched.

• 58:41Speaker 08

  Lynched? Wow, okay. Right, right.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Crucified.

• 58:45Speaker 08

  Two days after Black History Month.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Crucified. Crucified for it. Honestly, I swear to God, that wasn't a thing.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  Interesting choice of words.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I swear to God, that wasn't a thing. I swear to God. I swear to God, dude.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I get it.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be crucified for, and you're gonna be the saint.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  Here's what it is.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  You feel like society's gonna move you to the back of the bus.

• 59:07Speaker 08

  That, uh, that, better. Better than lynched.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you're-

• 59:10Speaker 08

  That's better than lynched.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  That's what I feel like, yeah, yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 08

  That was a good one, but it was better than lynched.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  You feel like the whole country's gonna see this, and they're gonna sic dogs on ya.

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you're-

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  You feel like people are gonna watch this show-

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  And go, Andrew seems to be getting along with Dave.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, we should hit with a hu- with a fucking fire hose.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 59:28Speaker 08

  These are all, these are all, uh, things that have happened to black people.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, that's me. That, you know what?

• 59:38Speaker 08

  Uh, it's funny, it's funny. Bro, I'm not a soft ass bitch.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  I know you're not, and I'll tell you something, right, this is serious business. We're talking about serious business.

• 59:44Speaker 08

  Okay, let's get to the serious business.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  And what I'm saying to you is, is that, you know, I mean, at the civil rights movement, you know, it was-

• 59:50Speaker 08

  Yeah, what about it? What, what do you just said, the civil rights, what about it?

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that, you know, I mean, we fought hard, you know, I mean, and lost hard.

• 59:58Speaker 08

  Who is, you, you, who is "we"?

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm a-

• 1:00:02Speaker 08

  What were you doing there, this-

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm a-

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  He was, he was actually a Yellow Panther. He was around back then.

• 1:00:06Speaker 08

  Yellow Panther, okay.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, I did my own speech.

• 1:00:09Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  You wanna hear it?

• 1:00:10Speaker 08

  Hate speech?

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  No. You wanna hear my, you wanna hear my speech?

• 1:00:13Speaker 08

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  I had a dreaming-

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  That white people would do their own laundry.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  I had my own speech that night.

• 1:00:22Speaker 08

  Okay, that night? What night? What specific night? The civil rights movement was not just one night.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  The dark night.

• 1:00:30Speaker 08

  I feel like he thinks it was just one singular night.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  It was the dark night.

• 1:00:34Speaker 08

  Okay, oh yeah.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when Martin Luther had his great speech, I did my own speech.

• 1:00:38Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  At a Chinese restaurant.

• 1:00:39Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  It was four people there. But, you know, it moved those four.

• 1:00:44Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it really did.

• 1:00:46Speaker 08

  Okay, oh yeah.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, we're bonding worlds here.

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  We're bonding worlds. Do you prefer, like, let's see you and I win a war.

• 1:00:55Speaker 08

  Excellent. Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  You and I win a war.

• 1:00:57Speaker 08

  Okay, we're in a war.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm fine.

• 1:01:03Speaker 08

  Wait, before, can I just say something, because you mentioned war?

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:05Speaker 08

  Did you know that now they're not gonna allow transgender people in the military? That's pretty crazy. That's crazy. How do you feel about it?

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  How do you feel about it?

• 1:01:13Speaker 08

  Well, shit, I don't really, shit, I'll go to war with any of these bitches.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  That's my, I gotta. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:21Speaker 08

  That's a pretty good, you guys like that one?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good one.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Really good use of the word.

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a really good, yeah.

• 1:01:26Speaker 08

  I've been, yeah.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  I gotta, that lineup.

• 1:01:28Speaker 08

  I've been working on that joke.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  Bitch ass N.

• 1:01:30Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  I've wanted to use those three words so bad in conjunction.

• 1:01:34Speaker 08

  It's pretty good, man. I like saying those words, man.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  I just got it, Andrew.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  And I want you to say it.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Right? A sequel to a movie, and tell me the movie.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  That he needs to be in?

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  A sequel to a movie that he needs to be in?

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  Fences.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  Fences.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  Fences.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Did anyone win an Oscar?

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:01:59Speaker 06

  Did anyone win an Oscar for that movie?

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:02:04Speaker 06

  Driving Miss Daisy?

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, come on, man.

• 1:02:09Speaker 08

  Boy, I sure have some bad friends.

• 1:02:11Andrew Santino?

  There we go.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a little dick.

• 1:02:13Speaker 08

  Okay, all right.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Look at me, little guy. A big guy, whatever. You know what I mean? I have a little dick. I have malfunctions in my body, right?

• 1:02:21Speaker 08

  A malfunction?

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I've had people tease me my whole life, been bullied.

• 1:02:24Speaker 08

  Why are you talking about your body like it's a machine?

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had, I've been bullied.

• 1:02:28Speaker 08

  Okay, yeah, I've seen.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  And we have the same cause.

• 1:02:32Speaker 08

  Same cause?

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:33Speaker 08

  You mean same cause?

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  We're in the same group.

• 1:02:35Speaker 08

  I, I don't think I want to be in that group.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  But you are.

• 1:02:39Speaker 08

  I don't think I'm in that group.

• 1:02:40Bobby Lee?

  You remember?

• 1:02:41Speaker 08

  I'm in a group.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  You remember when in the, in casting directors, you'd be like, we're looking for white, Hispanic and other.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  Right, you're other.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  We're other.

• 1:02:48Speaker 08

  We're, okay.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  He's saying bonding you as minorities as well.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're other dudes. I feel it, man.

• 1:02:53Speaker 08

  Minorities.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  And you, you, you, you, you, you're a success. And you're killing it?

• 1:02:59Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  What a resilient young man.

• 1:03:01Speaker 08

  Thank you. You know, of all, against all odds, I'm doing it.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  Resilient.

• 1:03:06Speaker 08

  Oxygen tank on stage.

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  You, yeah, you don't have one, you don't have one now.

• 1:03:10Speaker 08

  No, I'm doing pretty good right now, man. I'm on my health journey, you know, I've put down the cup and I've picked up the water.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  So no more, no more permethazine?

• 1:03:18Speaker 08

  Uh, I'm not gonna say no more. Oh, there's the picture right there.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Wait, hold on.

• 1:03:21Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  You literally have an oxygen.

• 1:03:23Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, that was for 20,000 people.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  My god.

• 1:03:27Speaker 08

  More than that, bro.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:03:28Speaker 08

  Well, yeah, at the United Center.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Now, let's be real for a second.

• 1:03:30Andrew Santino?

  It's my hometown.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Can I be real?

• 1:03:32Speaker 08

  Chicago?

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:03:33Speaker 08

  Chi-Rac, okay.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Can we help you?

• 1:03:36Speaker 08

  Uh, I don't think I need help with anything right now.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  I'll be real now, you know, because.

• 1:03:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  I'll be real with you and this is, and I.

• 1:03:42Speaker 08

  This is gonna say so bull.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna say any bullshit. I'm not gonna say any bullshit. I'm not gonna.

• 1:03:45Speaker 08

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, because, you know, I was dear friends with Ralphie.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I never said anything.

• 1:03:51Speaker 08

  Rest in peace.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  I never said anything.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, I've always regretted that I didn't. It's like, you know, when people have a drug addiction at the store, right? I always go up to them, if you ever want to go to a meeting, I'll take you. And I, I always do.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, for your reference, I don't know if you know Bobby is a.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  A recovering alcoholic.

• 1:04:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, I do, yeah, I do know that for sure.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying is, is that I'm, jokes aside.

• 1:04:09Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Is there anything we can do? Because it's like, at the end of the day, we want you to get healthy here.

• 1:04:14Speaker 08

  Mm-hmm, and I'm, and I'm working on that, you know?

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  But what are you doing?

• 1:04:17Speaker 08

  What am I doing? Uh, I'm exercising, eating correctly.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:04:21Speaker 08

  Drinking a lot of water.

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Good, good, good, good.

• 1:04:22Speaker 08

  You know, I recently got out of the hospital and that was like a wake-up call for me of sorts.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  What happened, what happened that made you go to the hospital?

• 1:04:29Speaker 08

  Uh, a bunch of bullshit. Uh, but yeah, I'm doing good now.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  You're fine.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  You're fine.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  Did you have a serio- a serious incident that made you go to the hospital that?

• 1:04:37Speaker 08

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:04:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Speaker 08

  But I'm chilling now, you know what I'm saying? I'm making the changes, you know?

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, what he's saying is we want Dave Blunt's around.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we really, really.

• 1:04:46Speaker 08

  Thank you, I appreciate that, man.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  I think you're very talented and very.

• 1:04:48Speaker 08

  I think what you can do for me is, you know, just emotional support.

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 1:04:51Speaker 08

  You know what I'm saying? You know, a couple atta boys, claps.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Atta boys.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Atta boy.

• 1:04:56Speaker 08

  And, uh, yeah.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  So are your, are your parents still together?

• 1:04:59Speaker 08

  My mom, well, my dad passed away when I was young, but my mom, my mom, she's my everything, yeah.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  His dad died too.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm so sorry, buddy.

• 1:05:05Speaker 08

  Rest in peace.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Another thing you have in common.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Another, we have so much in common.

• 1:05:09Speaker 08

  We wa- we might be like.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Bloodthirst.

• 1:05:11Speaker 08

  Did we just become bad friends?

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we did, yeah. I want to do a movie called War Babies with you.

• 1:05:16Speaker 08

  War Babies, yeah, I'll go to War Babies.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  No, we, no, our father was, you know, black.

• 1:05:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  And he did a couple of wars in different places.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  He was, he loved war.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  And then we're offspring of that black man.

• 1:05:27Speaker 08

  I'd watch that movie. I feel like we could sell that.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if you could.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't think.

• 1:05:34Speaker 08

  Nah, not like Netflix, we could, we could probably do a Tubi release.

• 1:05:36Andrew Santino?

  I would love to see it.

• 1:05:38Speaker 08

  I think we could do a Tubi release, you know, Plex, free movies and Tubi.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  I feel like it might end up on YouTube. It's gonna be a YouTube film.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  War Babies.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  So you, you live in L- where do you live?

• 1:05:46Speaker 08

  I live in LA now. I recently moved here, well, back in June, I moved here.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  You like it?

• 1:05:51Speaker 08

  Yeah. I, I didn't like it at first, then I went back home to visit and I'm like, I have to fuck out of here and get back to LA.

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:57Speaker 08

  So now I love it. This is my new home now.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Good, dude.

• 1:06:00Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be touring from here. It's hard to tour from LA. There's two guys that tour from LA. It's tough, I will say.

• 1:06:04Speaker 08

  What do you mean it's hard?

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, you, you're flying across the country and you're.

• 1:06:07Speaker 08

  Oh, no, I don't fly. Fuck all that. I'm going on a tour bus.

• 1:06:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right, okay, so you.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you've flown?

• 1:06:13Speaker 08

  Uh, when I came here. When I came here, when I did, when I did to the Chicago, like, the fucking United Center, we drove there, bro. It was thirty hours. That was the worst mistake of my fucking life.

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  That's a far drive.

• 1:06:25Speaker 08

  Yeah, bro, I was on a fucking.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm not trying to be funny.

• 1:06:28Speaker 08

  Oh, just, can I, can I finish for free?

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 1:06:30Speaker 08

  So, yeah, man, we drove there and it was in a Sprinter van. Why does he look like he can't, like, are you good?

• 1:06:39Speaker 08

  Why did you, like, get away from the mic and, like, turn?

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm really listening.

• 1:06:42Speaker 08

  Okay, but, no, you're not. Like, you was, you was turned to what?

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  I have slanty ears, too.

• 1:06:46Speaker 08

  Oh, okay, all right, all right.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  I have to lean it this way. God, you're being racist.

• 1:06:49Speaker 08

  Oh, my bad, all right, all right. I like that jacket, by the way. But, uh, no, man, yeah, it was in a fucking Sprinter van and that shit sucked. It was thirty hours, nonstop driving. We didn't stop at all. And the fucking seatbelt buckle was poking me in my ass. At least I hope it was a seatbelt buckle.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  Right. Never know with Sprinter vans. But now you're gonna be on a tour bus.

• 1:07:07Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  We did, we did the tour bus, him and I.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did. And don't, don't, you can't poo.

• 1:07:12Speaker 08

  I I still I've heard you can't shit on the bus.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can't shit.

• 1:07:14Speaker 08

  I've seen that in the show.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, you physically can't. It's also an uncomfortable. It's the bathroom is small. The toilet's against the door. You can't do it.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  You cannot do it.

• 1:07:22Speaker 08

  Mine's got a pretty big bathroom in it, though.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:07:26Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, because ours didn't definitely not have a big bathroom.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  We had to put shit in the shower because we ran out of storage space. But go ahead and ask the question.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  I I don't wanna.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  I can't, I can't.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  It's the time passed and it's like, it's rude and I don't like it.

• 1:07:38Andrew Santino?

  What was it?

• 1:07:39Speaker 08

  I don't like it, yeah.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  I can't. It's it's gonna it it the timing. You know how in comedy, there's timing?

• 1:07:44Speaker 08

  Yeah, comedic time.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it had to be there. I don't have the confidence to say it.

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna guess.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  As a comedian.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna guess it had something to do with the flight.

• 1:07:54Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah, we can talk about this. Yeah, let's talk about it.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't gonna be funny, but I was just curious about.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  When people see you get on the plane, do they get scared?

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  I mean, imagine it.

• 1:08:08Speaker 04

  My uncle in Germany, who's bigger than you, have to buy the whole aisle.

• 1:08:14Speaker 08

  The whole aisle? Like the aisle that people walk down?

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  No, the the.

• 1:08:18Speaker 08

  Like the row, the row.

• 1:08:20Speaker 04

  The whole.

• 1:08:21Speaker 08

  No.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  You get the row, right?

• 1:08:22Speaker 08

  No, two seats, though. Two seats. Not the row.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:25Speaker 08

  Not the row.

• 1:08:26Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 1:08:27Speaker 08

  Not the row.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And they don't get scared, so that's good. I've answered my own question.

• 1:08:33Speaker 04

  Do you have a girlfriend?

• 1:08:34Speaker 08

  Uh, we recently just broke up.

• 1:08:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. You're free.

• 1:08:38Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  You're free, dude.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  You broke up with her, right?

• 1:08:41Speaker 08

  Yeah, how did that happen? Uh, yes.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  You like the white?

• 1:08:45Speaker 08

  Kinda. It was like a mutual thing.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  You like the white stuff?

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  What flavor? Yeah, what flavor do you like?

• 1:08:50Speaker 08

  Man, come on, bro.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  What flavor? You like vanilla?

• 1:08:52Speaker 08

  Man.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Look at it right now.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  French vanilla, I bet.

• 1:08:55Speaker 08

  Okay, it's not even necessarily white. That's just my track record.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 1:08:59Speaker 08

  Is white.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:09:00Speaker 08

  I'm attracted to all of them, you know, but.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  But not Rocket Road.

• 1:09:03Speaker 08

  I shoot for black, but I land at white.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:06Speaker 08

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, you're in L.A. now, guy?

• 1:09:09Speaker 08

  I don't really like L.A. women, man. I usually, uh, go outside of L.A. for the women.

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  Like Chatsworth?

• 1:09:16Speaker 08

  Chatsworth? What's that?

• 1:09:17Andrew Santino?

  What do we? You mean surrounding Los Angeles? You mean all out of California as a whole?

• 1:09:21Speaker 08

  No, I usually be like flying bitches out type shit.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  You be flying bitches out?

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  That's the best way, dog.

• 1:09:27Speaker 08

  Yes, sir.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, player.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  We gotta fly these bitches out.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna fly them out.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  And you putting them up first class?

• 1:09:34Speaker 08

  Nah.

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Coach, right?

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Coach, baby.

• 1:09:36Speaker 08

  Spirit flight.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  Middle seat, spirit middle.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  And what if, and what if they, cause he likes to, he, he often not, sorry. Sometimes Bobby has friends that fly out.

• 1:09:46Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:09:46Andrew Santino?

  But, eh, but I'm curious to know, do they stay in a hotel or they stay at your house?

• 1:09:50Speaker 08

  They stay with me, man.

• 1:09:51Andrew Santino?

  What if they say, I, I want a hotel, would you get them a hotel?

• 1:09:54Speaker 08

  Uh, those ones I usually just go, ah, I don't think it's gonna work out.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  It's not gonna work out?

• 1:09:58Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Do, you know what? You know the signs.

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  He knows the signs.

• 1:10:02Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  You know when they're using you?

• 1:10:04Speaker 08

  No, no, I don't. Now, I, no, I don't.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:10:07Speaker 08

  I don't know when they're using me.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't?

• 1:10:09Speaker 08

  It's hard for me to tell.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes they do.

• 1:10:11Speaker 08

  Sometimes they do, yeah.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  So you've flown.

• 1:10:13Speaker 08

  Most of the time they do.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Some, you've flown somebody out.

• 1:10:15Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  You realize that they were using you.

• 1:10:17Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  And that hurts.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  That hurts.

• 1:10:19Speaker 08

  It hurt, cause she was living with me, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Aw, man.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  But that's happened, has it not happened to me?

• 1:10:25Speaker 08

  It has. Damn.

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  He's gone through that. And so, do they ask for money and shit?

• 1:10:29Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  Say, will you buy me shit?

• 1:10:32Speaker 08

  Yeah, but these ones, man, these are like real trench bitches. Do you know what a trench bitch is?

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  I can guess.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  Who go trench bitch for?

• 1:10:39Speaker 08

  I don't think you'll be able to find it. Something from like World War II pop up.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:43Speaker 08

  Oh, that's a song. Who sings that?

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Black.

• 1:10:45Speaker 08

  Black Young.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:48Andrew Santino?

  Black Young.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Let's see photos of some trench bitches.

• 1:10:50Andrew Santino?

  Let me read the lyrics.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:52Speaker 08

  I didn't know this was a song.

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  I put my life on the line, I'mma break up with you.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Don't do it white. Do it like, like they do it. Let's go.

• 1:10:59Speaker 06

  Should sing it together.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I put my life on the line, I'mma break up with you, ho. It's over. You've been disrespectful. I hope crazy house come get you, ho. Pistol by the dresser, cause I'm sleeping by my pistol, ho. I don't tongue wrestle when you speaking on my bitches, ho. I can't put, I can't put my bitch before my bro, cause my bro, that's my bro, but my bro, he gotta know. Then he can't disrespect my ho. She ain't just no, wait, she ain't just no any ho. She's something like my mind, ho. Even though she my side bitch, I buy her a Range Rover.

• 1:11:31Speaker 08

  Wow.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  That's really good.

• 1:11:33Speaker 08

  That was good, that was good, that was good.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was really good.

• 1:11:34Speaker 08

  I like how you did the rover thing. Rover, yeah.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  Let's do, and he didn't even do that. I wrote that for you, black youngsters, so reach out.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Can I see a photo of a trench hat?

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Wait, hold on, hold on. The next lyric literally says, "Trench bitch."

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Trench bitch.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  "She don't give a fuck about rich bitch." I keep my, oh, so you like a trench bitch. This, this means she is...

• 1:11:52Speaker 08

  She's from the trenches.

• 1:11:53Andrew Santino?

  She's from the streets.

• 1:11:54Speaker 08

  The trenches.

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:11:55Speaker 08

  The trenches, yeah. She's not used to like luxury lifestyle and shit.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  Our generation calls them real ones.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the real ones, yeah.

• 1:12:02Speaker 08

  Trench bitches, yeah.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um...

• 1:12:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, listen up, Dave Blunts.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  We are, you're, you gotta, you gotta come back here.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  You gotta come, yeah. We love ya. Do you have any burning questions to ask us before we wrap up the show?

• 1:12:12Speaker 08

  Um...

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  Anything that you wanted to say?

• 1:12:15Speaker 08

  Well, I do wanna ask, man, you know, when we get in the new season, Dave?

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, never. It's over.

• 1:12:20Speaker 08

  It's over? It's like, seriously, it's over?

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:22Speaker 08

  Like, bro, no, like, come on.

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  No, it's done. That was one of the things, that's one of the requirements, uh, when, uh, when Hamas returned the Israeli hostage.

• 1:12:30Speaker 08

  Alright, alright, alright.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Alright, alright, alright, why? That's a true story.

• 1:12:36Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, when, when Hamas returned the hostages, they said, "But no more Dave."

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  No more Dave.

• 1:12:39Andrew Santino?

  And that was part of the deal.

• 1:12:40Speaker 08

  Is it seriously done? My, I know bullshit.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  No, it is done.

• 1:12:43Speaker 08

  That's my favorite show.

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  It's done, yeah.

• 1:12:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's done.

• 1:12:46Speaker 08

  Damn, it kinda left on like a cliffhanger almost.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, blame Hamas.

• 1:12:49Andrew Santino?

  Blame Hamas.

• 1:12:50Speaker 08

  Oh, no, seriously? How come you didn't get Bobby a role on the show?

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  That's a really interesting, that's a really interesting question. That I'd really never had the answer to.

• 1:13:02Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I can give you the answer.

• 1:13:03Speaker 08

  Go ahead.

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  We really only worked with people that really kind of were, you know...

• 1:13:08Speaker 08

  What?

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  Those were like legit actors.

• 1:13:12Andrew Santino?

  The show was filled with really good actors.

• 1:13:13Speaker 08

  Gator wasn't even, he had no roles before that.

• 1:13:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, that's right. I was being facetious. Now, you know, I had no control over the show. I wish I could've got Bob on the show, but, uh, he...

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Dave doesn't like me.

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  Dave doesn't like you, that's right.

• 1:13:24Speaker 08

  Seriously?

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  Let's just move on.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, no. Hollywood doesn't really work that way.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't work that way.

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, I wish it did, but if it was my show, clearly, we're making our own shows together. But when you're on somebody else's show, you-

• 1:13:33Speaker 08

  You guys are having a show together?

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have a Hulu animated show.

• 1:13:37Andrew Santino?

  We do, and we have a game-

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  And we would love to have you in it.

• 1:13:39Speaker 08

  Hey, hell yeah, man.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:40Speaker 08

  Shit, yeah, let me know, I'm down.

• 1:13:43Andrew Santino?

  You'll play Jerome.

• 1:13:44Speaker 08

  I, hell yeah.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  No, we'll make him like, a pixie or something.

• 1:13:47Speaker 08

  What's the, okay, what is the animated show about, if you guys want to?

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  I can't, we can't leak it.

• 1:13:52Speaker 08

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:13:53Andrew Santino?

  But we, but we'll-

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God, we're gonna use you.

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  Dave's on tour, go to, what is it, daveblunt.com?

• 1:13:59Speaker 08

  Dot co, dot co, some bastard took dot com.

• 1:14:02Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get that out.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we gotta get them.

• 1:14:04Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:14:04Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get them.

• 1:14:05Speaker 08

  daveblunt.co.

• 1:14:06Andrew Santino?

  Go to daveblunt.co, he's gonna be down there in the Crescent Ballroom, oh, Phoenix love, dude. House of Blues, Cambridge, he's going to Texas there, a bunch of Texas dates, Atlanta, and New York, the Market Hotel in New York. Well, Dave, do me a big favor, we appreciate you being on the show. We end the show by you saying something that you really feel deep in your heart to Rudy Jewels, if it's a truth you need to tell her, or something very powerful, give her a powerful message.

• 1:14:33Speaker 08

  To her?

• 1:14:34Andrew Santino?

  She's young, yeah, she needs kind of a little bit of advice.

• 1:14:36Speaker 08

  How old is she?

• 1:14:36Andrew Santino?

  She's, what are you, six?

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yes, she's six.

• 1:14:39Andrew Santino?

  No, she's twenty, what, two?

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  Twenty-three.

• 1:14:42Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-three.

• 1:14:42Speaker 08

  Okay, um-

• 1:14:43Andrew Santino?

  Give her some life advice that you've learned.

• 1:14:45Speaker 08

  Life advice, you know, shit, you know, you're in your twenties, this is the time to fuck up and make all the mistakes, do drugs, be in a relationship that's bad for you, you know what I'm saying? This is the time to do it now.

• 1:15:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:00Speaker 08

  So when you're thirty, like, you've been through shit, you're like, alright, now, now it's time for me to, you know, be a good person, citizen.

• 1:15:08Andrew Santino?

  Level out.

• 1:15:09Speaker 08

  So, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Now, I want you to look in that camera right there and say, "Thank you for being a bad friend."

• 1:15:14Speaker 08

  Thank you for being a bad friend.