Live Long and Floss More

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  Hey, bad friends. Ho Ho Homers is back. I am so excited. Once again, we're at Los Angeles Valley College Saturday, December 5th at 12:30 p.m. until about 4 p.m. We're gonna have the most fun Southern California Special Olympics and I have teamed up to do Ho Ho Homers again, a home run derby competition. Bring out all of your friends. Come see us and have some Ho Ho Homers with us.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Hey, everybody.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to Bad Friends, a Wave series. A lot of people go, what's a Wave series? What's going on? People are upset and they need to know what that means. Well, it doesn't mean anything to you at all.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  It's a company that we're working with that's helping us sell ads on the show like we've always done.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Always done.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  It's just a new company that we're working with now. We left our old company. We love them very much. It's actually Tom Segura's company, Your Mom's House. We were with them for a long time. We're no longer with them, but we love them so very much. We're just with a new company who's helping us sell ads like we've been doing on the show since almost its inception.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  But nothing is changing on this show.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Nothing's changing.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Literally nothing at all.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  So, no worries. I don't know why everyone's a little concerned, but the show is still gonna be stupid and funny. It's not gonna be censored. Nothing will change whatsoever. We're just working with a new company so we can continue to do the podcast for you guys like we've always done the podcast.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  We love you. And we want to say thank you so much for listening and being a bad friend.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  It eats the world to us. We love you guys. Thanks for coming along for the ride. It's gonna be the same kind of show it always was, except we're just gonna get older. I'm gonna get angrier.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  And uglier.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  And he's gonna get uglier. I'm gonna get uglier.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get uglier.

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  We're both gonna get uglier. We love you.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 3:44Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 3:46Speaker 05

  Who are these two idiots?

• 3:47Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 3:52Speaker 05

  Oh, you two are something.

• 3:55Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  First of all, I want to say this, all right? I'm having a bad day because my best friend died.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm alive for now.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, but my best friend died.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  Who died?

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's so funny, pal. Can I be honest with you?

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Can I be honest?

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait, who's your best friend that died? Who died?

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Can I be honest with you?

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  Are you being genuine? Somebody died.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I am. So if one of those people that you like, if Timberlake or Taylor Swift died, you'd be mourning and I'd be backing you. But my captain dies and you don't know anything about it? That's insane, dude. Jean-Luc Picard died. Captain Picard, make it so. All right, Earl Grey, please. All right, and let me tell you another thing, pal.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  Is your best friend, you've never met him?

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  I know I haven't, but I grew up with him. He's my best friend. Jean-Luc Picard, dude, Data, Worf. Any of them die, I'm dead. There's my man, dude. All right, my best friend. And I'm gonna tell you another thing, all right? And you wonder why you didn't get laid until you were 20.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  More, more, more.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, more, more, yeah, 24. But let me say this, okay? I didn't get laid until I was 24, but let me say this, okay? And his best friend, Ian McKellen, right? Their friendship, we don't have anything like it. Look at the kissing vlog videos. Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, best friends kissing.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  You're at like a 13 out of 12 right now.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Look at this right here, guy.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  We've done that on this show like 10 times.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's on the red carpet.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  We don't get invited to red carpet.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  They do this in private. Dude, look at that. That's private kissing in public.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  Hold on. Are they gay for real?

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  No, not gay. No, Ian McKellen's gay, but Sir Patrick Stewart, sir, by the way.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Sir, yeah.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Enited, right? He's not gay, but he has gay tendencies. And that's what I like about him.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  He's you.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Because he is gay. I mean, he's kissing a gay man a lot. There's like seven photos.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  I know. My point though is that I long and I envy that fucking relationship. Why can't we have that?

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't want that.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  That's why it can never grow. That's why our relationship can never grow.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Our relationship can grow. Anything can grow. Look at Carlos's hair.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Anything can grow.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if anything, if that can grow, anything can grow.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  Then we can grow.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's true.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  I just, and by the way, rest in peace. I did not know he died.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he died.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Today?

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I was busy today.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  I gotta know.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  A captain died today.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  He died on my busiest day.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, dude. He died today.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  And how old was he then?

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  86, dude.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  86, that's a good run.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a good run, dude.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Bye, Patrick Stewart.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Goodbye.

• 6:30Andrew Santino?

  God bless you.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Goodbye, Patrick Stewart. God bless you.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for your contribution.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend, Patrick. That's not, that's Vulcan. He was in the Vulcan.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Live long and floss more? Is that what it was? Live long and floss more?

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  We should have a Star Trek themed dentistry.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  That's the best slogan.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  Live long and floss more.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, live long and floss more? Dude, that's our fucking dentistry, dude.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm down.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'm gonna be a Ferengi. I have to go to dentist school.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sure.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but we'll start it.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Don't we just think in our world, we already just are dentists? We're dentists.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Give me a shot. I've never done a cavity, but give me a shot. You think I could pull it off?

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  No, dude. You would kill a guy immediately.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Those are sharp tools they throw in your mouth. And then they get upset when you bleed.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're bleeding, really?

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  You think it's because you poked me with a knife in my fucking mouth?

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  I have to go to the dentist. She called me again. Andrew, she leaves a voicemail. Andrew, you gotta go to the dentist. She calls me every six months when I tell her to call me, to make the appointment, and I have one tooth that's bothering me and I don't want to go in.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go in, dude.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to go in.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  You'll end up like me.

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong with you?

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  No teeth. My dentist said.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  That's the cure. Does your teeth hurt? Take them out.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  My dentist said, and this is not a lie or an exaggeration, he goes, we gotta get all of them removed.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  Every tooth?

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He goes, it's unhealthy. They're all gonna die anyway, so you might as well.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  All of your teeth are bad? Smile.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  Smile. Smile for me, look at me.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  Look at me and smile.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  I can't smile, dude.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Smile at me. Did they look healthy? I'm not even joking.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Because I only take care of the front. All right, they're my pawns. They're, right? The first soldiers going in with the food.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  You know what your mouth is? You know like on hoarders when like their office space is very clean and neat and then they go to their house and it's a fucking nightmare?

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  That's it. Your office is nice up front, but your house in the back? Nightmare.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I, no, that's not true.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  You're hoarding bacteria.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  No, with that analogy, right? I'm not a hoarder. I'm getting rid of the teeth.

• 8:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you're, oh, you're finally cured.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I'm being, yeah. And I think you guys have a disease. You keep, you kept all your teeth. Yes. Yeah, you need seven.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Through my experience, you need seven.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so the front.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  Google, what are the most important teeth? What are the most important teeth that we have?

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm missing those.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  No, because.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Guarantee, I guarantee.

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  These, you need these, molars.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:04Andrew Santino?

  You need these.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay, zoom in. So.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  First molars. That's these ones. You need the first molars, canines, the sharp ones, you have those.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Uh-uh.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  And then the others.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Incisors, bullshit. Premolars, get fucked. Second and third molars, you're not even in line.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  I never brushed my molars once. They're in the back.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  So the Rosa Parks molars.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 9:30Andrew Santino?

  The back of the mouth, you go.

• 9:33Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy, but you have the ones that count.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  The, I know this one's missing for you, a high back is missing.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  I have a high back missing, yeah.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  They're soccer positions?

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  Your midfielders are looking bad.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Have you looked up here?

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let me see, open?

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Up here.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, the goalie's dead. There's no goalie.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  There's no goalie.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  There's no goalie back there.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So anyway, uh, let's get past that part, you know what I mean?

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Uh, but, but let's be real.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  But Patrick, it devastated me.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry that he died, I know you loved him, I did not.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  I love that guy.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Passed away today, I'm sorry.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  I was so mad, I remember one time, I can't, ah, forget it.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Look at, go like this, I think you have a booger on your left side.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  It's my acne patch.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it was, oh, you pulled it off.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  No, it's still there.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  I have an acne patch on my butt. I think I got bit by a spider.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Let me see.

• 10:19Speaker 05

  I know about butt spiders.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, that's huge! It's a cyst!

• 10:23Speaker 05

  That's a snake.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  That, that, that's a boil, dude.

• 10:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's not normal.

• 10:27Andrew Santino?

  Do you think it's a snake?

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, dude.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  I would, I woke up in the morning and I was, I was in New York in the hotel and I was itching, I was like, Jesus Christ! And then I looked in the mirror, it's, it's got a bullseye, so I'm afraid it's a black widow or something.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Did it happen in the bathtub? In, in the bathtub? Did it happen when you were taking shit?

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't know when it happened.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  When you noticed it?

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  I noticed it in bed in the morning, I woke up and it was sore, my ass was sore, and Marco, my boyfriend, had already left, so I couldn't ask.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  No, in the hotel.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  I think Marco did something nefarious.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  I woke up and I was like, what is going on?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I, I don't know what it is, and I'm, we're gonna find out in two to three days. We'll see, but I put a, a acne patch on.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  You have to get, no, dude, that's beyond.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Is that bad?

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's, it's really.

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  I should go to the doctor?

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  I think you should get a Lance.

• 11:15Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  It's boil, it's boil sized.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  Boily.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  A boily butt boy.

• 11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And it's also, your skin is so translucent white.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  Everything shows up.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Red, oh my god, it's not a good.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  No, the good thing about me is if I get a bite somewhere, because I'm so clear, it shows up. You might get bit and not know.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  See, that's what I mean, it blends.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  It blends.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  The bites, they blend.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  The bites, they blend. But let me say something for, as my buddy.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart that a hero of yours died, cause that, I know.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  I really did love the guy.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  I know how much that means to you.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  And Chekov died. Walter Koenig.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, two days ago.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  All the, God is taking all the Star Trek people.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause look what's going on in the world right now, he's like, you gotta get out of here. It's getting bad.

• 11:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, he. Did Walter Koenig died?

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  Walter Koenig, Sir Patrick Stewart have both passed away the same week.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, isn't that crazy?

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  I mean.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Star Trek legend.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda beautiful, doesn't that mean they're up there together?

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're up there with, uh, they're not gonna be with the gay Asian.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Who's the gay?

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  You can't die without the gay Asian.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  George Takei, my boy, dude.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  He's still alive.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Hello, I'm George Takei.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Is he still alive?

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:22Speaker 05

  Not for too long.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Takei's still alive.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  He died.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  George Takei's alive.

• 12:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, he didn't die.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you shake your head, McCone?

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  McCone, who said that?

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Who said that right now?

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna really make him mad.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  He fucking dies and then, if he's the third, Andres, it's your fucking fault.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  You do know what this show does. Bad Friends does kill people. Go back.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look at her boy, uh, his husband. Look at how happy.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Look at her boyfriend. Go back, she does look like an old Asian woman there. Go back a little bit. That's 100% your mom, go back a little bit. I'm Bobby's mom.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Go back, to his Wikipedia. How old is this gentleman now, he's gotta be mid 80s?

• 13:08Speaker 05

  Eighty-nine.

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-nine, wow.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  And he still looks good.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  And you know who's still, Captain Kirk's still alive. Shatner.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta be ninety.

• 13:15Bobby Lee?

  Ninety-six.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  Man, there was something on that ship.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Ninety-five.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  There was something on that ship, huh?

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think eighty-six is a good age to go.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna live to be 100, I know it in my bones.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, maybe, but, um.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  I know it in my bones.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, can I address the elephant in the room, if I may?

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, as you know, the H3 podcast, there's, there's been some, uh.

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  There's been some things going on there, well, I'm not even that privy to, I'm not educated.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  You're friends with him.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, I know Ethan, I've done his podcast, he's done mine, you know what I mean, I'm friends with him, yeah. Uh, Gila, I'm friends with, I love her. So I don't know anything about their breakup and this and that, but, um, people think that, um.

• 13:56Speaker 05

  Is your only connection to the podcast?

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  I think the funniest connection to H3 from this show was that, that, that, rest in peace, Oliver Tree, had said that, some chick said that you, Ethan and him were her type of guy. And you got so mad, remember that clip? And you got so mad, cause you were like, I look like those guys, here it is, let's play it. Oh, this is perfect.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Um, I hooked up with a girl in Florida.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  God, he's great.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  You remember? Yeah, yeah. And I was laying in bed with her. And.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Would you still let me finish?

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  God, he's great, what did happen?

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  She texted you, or she, uh, direct messaged you that night.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  What did she say?

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was laying next to her, I, she goes, yeah, there's two guys on my, no, three guys on my list.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  On my celebrity hit list?

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  Hit list, right? You, Oliver Tree, and, uh, Ethan from H3. And then I thought, oh, I'm myself.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm in that group, which means, and I know what they look like, and I know what, no offense.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Bro, you're the worst looking of all.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  That guy was such a funny soul.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  He was so funny.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  God, we miss Oliver fucking Tree, dude. And that's, and, and, uh, so what, so what are you gonna, what are you?

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying, so people think that I, people think that I, right, hooked up with Tamara.

• 15:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 15:04Speaker 05

  People think she's the girl in.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, so I'm, I have proof right here, I'm gonna blur out some things, right?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  People think she's the girl from Florida he's talking about?

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  No, right.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Right, so, two days ago, I get this, from my friend, we, none of this gets shared, right?

• 15:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, I'm not gonna say her name, and she goes, holy shit, the clip about me has surfaced, and they think it's Tamara. And look at the text right here, read it.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  Holy shit, the clip about me surfaced, they think it's Tamara, same thing you said.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's, yeah, I just wanna say that, I, I don't even know who Tamara is.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, okay, yeah.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I, when I was at H3, I never talked to her, I don't know who, the names of people.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  There's so many people that work there too, you're like, eh, you know what I mean, it's like.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  It is crazy, these shows that have like, we have you guys.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we, we have the scrubs. Yeah, we have a hot podcast, what does it feel like, we have no employees, or good ones? No, honestly, cause I've been to these places, they worship them, right?

• 16:00Speaker 05

  Guys are.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Here, the, I, there's no elevation, there's not.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Maybe, maybe the worship isn't worth it, you know what I mean?

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, if it ruined the podcast.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, we tried getting a job there and they said no, so.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  And you know what, good for them, cause you guys are fucking awful.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Awful.

• 16:16Andrew Santino?

  The TV doesn't work the half the time, the, the sound is fucking, in fact, that clip you just played, that was the smoothest I've ever seen a clip come up and go up. That's the smoothest we've done a clip in seven years on this show.

• 16:25Speaker 05

  So what have you done for me lately, world, man?

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Not for me, it's not, I always appreciate you, I call you all the time, I text you all the time, I say I love you so much, thank you for everything. Make sure you get paid on time. I, um, you're on my favorites list lately.

• 16:37Speaker 05

  Thanks, man.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  You're smooth as ice.

• 16:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's the hair.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  You know who's not, no, I need to air a grievance. Andres is not. Let's talk about it.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  You're a piece of shit, man.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  He, who, me?

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  No, Andres.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  He put up an episode before it was ready, tell him, tell him what you did.

• 16:50Speaker 05

  All this, seven minutes.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Seven minutes, he had an episode air before it was even supposed to be posted. We should fire him.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Was it good?

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  It's a good episode.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a good episode.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Good job, not, I'm not gonna fire you, but.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that funny, we work in such a dysfunctional place, that whenever that happens, I'm like, hey, we can't do that, and he's like, society engine, I'm like, it doesn't matter. I don't even care.

• 17:10Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't even fucking care, because it's, we're having fun.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  This is all for fun.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  So, so, God bless you, Tamara, I don't know you, you know.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  Fucking what?

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  No, I have to say it to the internet.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, say it.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, God bless you, Tamara, whatever you're going through. You know, hopefully we'll meet one day, maybe not.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, yeah.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Probably not, you know what I mean?

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Probably not.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Good luck, um, Ethan, you know. And God bless everybody.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  God bless literally everybody.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  Everything, no, them.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay, them.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  I hope it works out.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I, it has nothing to do with me, but anyway, um, so I addressed that, let's move on from it.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Let's move on.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  I had nothing to do with it.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm glad you addressed.

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what's so funny, these things, they come up and you're like, you don't know, like, you're like, what the fuck?

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is that?

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  What is this, and why are people talking about it, and why am I getting texts from it?

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  Uh, just, that's the internet.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have no idea what is going on, I don't know who Tamara is. I don't know who she is! I wish I did, but I don't! It's fucked up! Why am I in the conversation, I have nothing to do with anything!

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  You're not.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what.

• 18:14Andrew Santino?

  I think you just made yourself more in the conversation now.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what happened, I'll tell you what happened.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah, you sound a little guilty.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, because I've been reading the internet, now let me say something, okay?

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  You know, I always get a red spot on my ass when you're guilty?

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, pick that up.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  Whenever you're guilty, my breakout in ass hives. My ass breaks out when you're guilty.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  What, I'll tell you what happened. You and I.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  We do a show in Florida.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Jacksonville, I believe. Is that, that ring true that we played there?

• 18:49Speaker 05

  St. Petersburg, we did Jacksonville.

• 18:51Andrew Santino?

  Tampa.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it was somewhere in that area.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You don't even remember where.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't even remember what area. Alright, that's how vague it is.

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Strong connection.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  But I remember we, I walked back from the, we had dinner or something and I walked back.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  And I'm walking to my hotel and there's this beautiful girl, blonde, you've seen the photos.

• 19:10Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? Is standing there. She is absolutely gorgeous.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, I'm a huge Bad Friends fan.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  I go, oh, cool. See you later. You never think. She goes, you wanna hang out?

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  I go, me? Right? You know how you do. Me? Yeah, me? Yeah, yeah. Mom? And I, um, you know, we hung out.

• 19:37Andrew Santino?

  You hung out?

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then when we're together, she was like, I'm a friend of Ethan Klein and Oliver Tree. That's all that happened.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Does that mean she used to hang out with Oliver, probably?

• 19:48Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  That girl used to date Oliver.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  This girl?

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was what I'm saying.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what are you, what are you pointing at?

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  You were second to.

• 20:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I was first.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  Our dog.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm first. I'm first.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Don't speak ill about our friend who passed away.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Cause Oliver, he could crush, he could crush the P. He definitely was first base for sure. You were second. It's not a big deal.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, that's what happened and let that forever be my piece.

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  Let that be your piece.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's my closing statement, my closing argument, and let the universe be the judge.

• 20:23Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I did not.

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  I did not. Mark, I did not. I did not. I did not.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  The Room.

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  The Room, so good.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Great movie. I just took a kids movie.

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  What movie?

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  It's like this, like Hannah Montana-y kinda movie.

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  Don't fucking grunt when he says kids movie, weirdo. He goes, I took a kids movie. He goes.

• 20:45Speaker 05

  Kids love him.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  Stop it, dude.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing?

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Forget it then. I, I, I'm not doing a movie. I'm not doing a movie.

• 20:52Andrew Santino?

  Hannah Montana, you mean?

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, it's that kind of, no, it's that kind of like colorized, you know what I mean?

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

  Bright.

• 20:59Bobby Lee?

  Bright, um, Barbie-esque, but it's for, you know, teenagers.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  What's the name of the movie? Can you say?

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna say, but, you know.

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  Can you say what it's about?

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  What is it, a fucking Marvel movie?

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  What's your problem, dude?

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  Why can't you say anything about it?

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't know if I got it yet.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  You just said I took it.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I met with the director.

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  You took without, it was some, you took?

• 21:23Bobby Lee?

  I think I took it before I was supposed to say, hey, hey.

• 21:27Andrew Santino?

  You took it without asking.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you this. Alright, so I have a Zoom with a director.

• 21:32Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  Martin Scorsese.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  No, trust me, right?

• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  Ten minutes before the Zoom, I'm like frantically going through the script. I don't know what it's about.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you never read it.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm reading the role, you know what I mean? I'm looking at the storyboard. They sent me a storyboard, you know what I mean? Just piling through it, right?

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, I pulled it off.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  You lied enough that he believed you read the script.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna watch this.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  Character motivation.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 21:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all that stuff.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  What's your motivation?

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Nothing. Money.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Money!

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything about it, but, um, I pulled it off and then, um, and then he said, hey, you wanna exchange numbers? That's a good sign, right?

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. So he probably is gonna get.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  So in my mind, I thought if he, if he's saying let's exchange numbers, maybe I have a shot at it.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Is it a big movie?

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  It's a small fucking movie, dude.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  Small movie.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how you doing?

• 22:27Andrew Santino?

  Little Jimmy Small Eyes.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  No, you.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how you doing?

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  Is that where a film's in New York?

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that'll be great.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:34Andrew Santino?

  You love New York City.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've shot there before.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  I know, you're a big, you're a big.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  You're big, you're big.

• 22:39Andrew Santino?

  Big over there.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  You're big.

• 22:40Andrew Santino?

  Big worm in the apple.

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, uh.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  I went over to the cellar while I was in New York to go see Sam Morrell and go have a soda pop with him. It was great. Ran into our boy Tommy Brennan and.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a soda pop?

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  I had a soda pop.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  You in the cellar having a soda pop?

• 22:56Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a, it's a, that is a.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  You're getting a beer.

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a, that is a Midwest way of saying an alcoholic beverage. We say we're gonna get a pop.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm learning something new. Congratulations. Can I get that wrong?

• 23:09Andrew Santino?

  You can't even correct the correct.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

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• 23:13Bobby Lee?

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• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  And Bobby's favorite NBA team is which one?

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  The Clippers.

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

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• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  Ultra. You know, I'm trying to quit cigarettes and nicotine.

• 24:29Andrew Santino?

  You need to.

• 24:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why, because I tried to go for a, I was, I smoked a cigarette, tried to go on a walk.

• 24:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? Didn't feel good.

• 24:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, because you're, yeah, yes.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  It didn't feel good. And so I'm gonna start using Ultra, right? Because of the caffeine and the energy.

• 24:43Andrew Santino?

  These are great. Well, they're zero nicotine. Uh, it's a natural nootropic, which is incredible. By the way, these things are such a great supplement. I know a lot of people now have oral fixations, whether you're a smoker or someone who liked other pouches, but this isn't a nicotine pouch like all these other ones. These are nicotine free, a hundred percent.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

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• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  You just pop one pouch in a five minutes before you run, workout, or work day, and you'll feel it sharpen your mind and it lifts your energy by the time you start.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  It's really great. I gotta tell you, as someone that's gone back and forth in a million different ways with nicotine, which is a love-hate relationship we both have, the mood swings, the crashes, all that stuff, and also what it's doing to your internals. I mean, what it's doing to your old ticker is no good. That's why this is much better. It's got no nicotine. It comes in Cool Mint, Wintergreen, Tropical Watermelon, Blue Raz.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  I have Blue Raz right here. I love it. Yeah.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

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• 25:46Bobby Lee?

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• 25:51Andrew Santino?

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• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  How to rob a bank. What a great, I saw the trailer.

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  It's awesome.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I was watching Hope or something and I saw the trailer of this movie and this movie got me excited.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, it follows a renegade crew of bank robbers who film their daring heights and post the footage online, building a fire following while attracting the attention of the FBI. And I'm telling you, dude, it sounds awesome. Zoe Kravitz, Nicholas Holt, also Pete Davidson.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Nancy Riley, Anna Sawai.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  You love Anna Sawai.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and Renzi Feliz.

• 26:23Andrew Santino?

  Renzi Feliz. And I'm telling you, uh, if you were gonna rob a bank, Bob, this is probably not the good way to do it is posting it online.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  You and I, if we rob.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  It would be a failure.

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  You and I are actually secretly in love the entire time.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 26:34Andrew Santino?

  That's the whole thing.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  And then that's when we do the Ian McKellen kiss.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  I love it. We would do that kiss during that very moment. Your cousin robbed a bank one time. Did he get away with it?

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  No, he didn't.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  No, any of, the Lees don't get away with robbery.

• 26:45Andrew Santino?

  The Lees are not gonna rob a bank anytime soon.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  It's the anxiety.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  It's just you.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the anxiety.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  It's bad.

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  It's bad. And also you never brought a gun. You can't just bring a kitchen fork to a bank to rob them.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have fingers, man.

• 26:59Andrew Santino?

  It's only in theaters November 13th. You gotta go see How to Rob a Bank. It looks fantastic.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna watch it.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  Go get your tickets right now. Get your payback. How to Rob a Bank, only in theaters November 13th.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Get tickets now. Can I ask you something?

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  And this is very serious.

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  I have dogs, as you know.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  I do. Everybody knows. I'm working on getting a second one right now.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  You should get one.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  We're working on it. We're trying to find.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Put it on.

• 27:25Andrew Santino?

  No, we're trying to, uh.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  We're, no, we're, there's someone we're looking to get them from, I mean.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  Like a woman that has them.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  I have four dogs and, um, one of them died, but I got another one named Lady.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  That's what happens. They die, you get another one.

• 27:39Bobby Lee?

  And, um, Julio does not like my girlfriend.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Julio's onto something.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  Julio, that's like, that's cruel.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  That's funny.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  You know how great my girl.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  This is a comedy show.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, my girlfriend's great.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  I know, dude, it's a joke.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay, do it again.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  You're trying to do.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Do it again and let me, let me correct the joke.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  She listens to these things and then you rip on her, you know what I mean?

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  I didn't rip on her. I've been nothing but sweet to her every time I've seen her.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I don't.

• 28:06Andrew Santino?

  I made fun of her Jeep a little bit.

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  The Jeep was funny.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Less on the Jeep, maybe.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  The Jeep was funny.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Less on the Jeep. Couldn't afford, you know, a better.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  You laughed when I came in.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  It was very funny.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you laughed about it when I made fun of it.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  But don't make me cackle.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Cause then I get in trouble later for cackling, you know what I mean?

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so Julio doesn't like her and for no reason because she should, he should like her. She's a sweet lady.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, we don't know what to do, so.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Does he bite her?

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  He bit her in the foot, the ankle, the hand, and the neck, and the vagina.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  And that's your place to bite.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  That's where you eat.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly where I bite.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  Maybe he likes her too much.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it sounds like he's got a crush on.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, you know, jokes are great. And we're a comedy podcast and that's all welcome.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Wait, I don't understand. He's saying maybe the dog does like her because he's, he's flirting with her.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  No, you understand, there's foam that comes out of his mouth. His eyes turn bright red.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  Horny.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  That's what you do, but you're red.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  That's how you come.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  Look at that beautiful girl.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Come like that, dude.

• 29:10Andrew Santino?

  So what? He foams and he bites her?

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Foams, bites, and so I think we're, our last resort is pet psychic.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  That's your last resort? Is pet psychic? You could train the dog, go to a dog trainer. Trade him, train him not to bite and be aggressive.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Pet psychic.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Alright. Get a pet psychic.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  That's the only way to do it.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  And what do you think the pet psychic's gonna do?

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, so we've been watching videos. Alright.

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  So there's this one pet psychic.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Isn't she a witch? She can't just cast a spell on that thing?

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  That's out, witches and psychics are two different things.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  No, but she can cast a spell on Julio. Stop biting me, bibbidi bobbidi boo.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Humans.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she doesn't have that ability.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  She's gotta get more training.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Maybe that's next level.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  You get your witch graduate degree.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, don't make fun of her, Dan.

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm not.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  That's a Jeep, and now that.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  I've never met a witch that drove a Jeep. It's funny.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Okay. They usually ride a broom. Is that what you're saying?

• 30:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or a broom's at home, it's broken.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she got a broken-

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  And you have to go to Hungary to get it fixed, the whole thing. But anyway.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  So, um, don't make fun of her, Dan.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  I'm not! Am I making fun? Can we be honest? I'm not, I'm having fun with you.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  You're stressing me out right now, man.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  I didn't even do anything.

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm getting a pet psychic, and I'll tell you-

• 30:34Andrew Santino?

  Pet psychic is stressing you out.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so the video that I saw, and it's pretty true. Is, um, so this couple brings a dog home, right? And the dog is peeing, scared, won't leave the corner of the room, right?

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  That's sad.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, because this dog has been abandoned over the-

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  And abused, I bet.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Abused and abandoned, and there's nothing this couple can do to get this dog out of a shell. So what do you do in that situation? Pet psychic.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so they get a pet psychic. And then the pet psychic tells the scared dog. What's wrong, bud?

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  That's not what he sounds like.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  That's the psychic.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  He's like- He's British?

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  No, did I sound British or something?

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  You just said he's English.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  He speaks English.

• 31:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he speaks English.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  Isn't English.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, I just said, what's up, buddy? What, what, what, what off of, what's up, buddy, made you react like that?

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  Cause my belief would be a pet psychic wouldn't be American.

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're Moroccan or something, or?

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  That makes sense!

• 31:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, my bad!

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  He has an accent like this.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, here we go, I'm Moroccan.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  That's a really good Moroccan-

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Hey, you want some Turkish coffee?

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  Great!

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Right? Hookah!

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Hookah!

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  One hookah, Turkish coffee!

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  You give a dog a hookah?

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:51Andrew Santino?

  Teach him to-

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Suck your bone.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Suck your bone.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know, I don't know.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know the term, I finished it.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  So, let me finish, okay? So, he, he asks, he asks the dog, like, what's the problem? And the dog, you know, kinetically, says, um, listen, I've been in so many homes, and this is just gonna be another home, right? That they're just gonna let go of me.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's awful.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  So I don't, I don't wanna feel, I don't wanna feel too comfortable in this environment.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  And then the pet psychic says to the dog, through their mind, right?

• 32:22Speaker 05

  Third eye.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 32:24Speaker 05

  Third eye.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Third eye, right, that, no, this family's gonna be, you're, this is your permanent home. And the parents of the, the couple that owns this dog goes, yeah, tell him, tell him, tell him, you know what I mean?

• 32:37Speaker 05

  How much does this cost?

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Couple thousand dollars.

• 32:42Speaker 05

  Cause I have a degree in pet psychic.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  If anybody out there needs their pet spoken to, Andres is the pet whisperer.

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  This will be a permanent home, from now on.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  Fifty more DCU wild shirts for me!

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Dude, how much does this guy cost? A thousand dollars?

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I didn't look it up, but I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna do it one time.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  Give me the guy, pet psychic Los Angeles.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, I'd love to have him on the show, if this is a real- Psych, pet psychic, psychic animal communicator rates in Los Angeles, uh, fifty to, over five hundred dollars a typical session. One fifty, three thirty-five.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll do the three thirty-five.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  The deluxe package.

• 33:22Speaker 05

  Be arranged.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  I wanna get the deluxe package.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, give me the top one, ask my pet, animal communicator and pet psychic, ten years in business.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, that's a long time, too.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, you're-

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  That's proven.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  It's good, easy to fool people for ten years.

• 33:33Speaker 05

  Oh, look.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  That's who answers the phone, is the little chick?

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  A little tiny-

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Look, look, go back to that photo, the photo right before that, that you had. Okay, forget it.

• 33:42Speaker 05

  That one?

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  That one, yeah. Look at how happy she is, she can finally communicate with Frisky. Look at that.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  You think she's communicating?

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's like, I'm glad we got-

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  I think she's smiling about the money.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a psychic?

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she's like, Marty, Steve, like, he's giving me money. They have no idea.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I thought, I thought that was a pet owner.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  I believe in the dog trainer. Caesar Milan is a G. He figured it out.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause you have to train a dog through signals that they understand.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I, can I just say something?

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  You're not speaking to a dog psychically. I don't fucking buy it.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Cause your heart is closed off to that one.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm closed!

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Open it!

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  You know what? Open your front door and throw my name out on a piece of paper, see if it opens me up a little bit.

• 34:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it's in my freezer. So my point is, is this, okay? I'm gonna give it a shot.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  I want it.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  And I'll let you know if it works.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent?

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this is not, this wasn't, this is my idea.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  This is not hers?

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Because, but-

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm, and, and the Chavez guy, what's his name?

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Caesar Chavez?

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  That's what I-

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Right. Shout out to Caesar Chavez.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  I call him Chavez guy.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You mean Caesar, you mean Caesar Milan?

• 34:42Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Chavez guy, right? That guy, right?

• 34:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  We tried to get him for Julio.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  You tried to get Caesar Milan?

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:49Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta be ten grand an hour.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, right, but I got his friend.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  His buddy's the psychic?

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, his brother was, no, this is years ago, with Julio.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  And we did, I spent a lot of money getting Caesar Milan's friend to train Julio, and the guy goes, no, he's lost.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  No, that's-

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's out of it.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  He's not lost.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Julio's lost.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's see-

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Julio's good to me, though.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  See if we can get Caesar on the show with your girlfriend and Julio, and let's see if we can fix him.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude, if we could do that-

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  Caesar, if you're listening, if anybody knows-

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'd rather go this, down this route. If I can get the main man Caesar, Caesar guy, the guy Caesar, right? Then, have, what?

• 35:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  And then maybe, that's the route.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Cause I need to go to the best guy.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  He, Caesar Milan is the one. Go to net worth, this guy's gotta be worth, he's, he has done this for so many years, I bet he's worth fifty million dollars, this guy. Twenty to twenty-five, gotta be way higher.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  That's still a good living for a dog trainer.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, but I thought, I think, while he experienced financial losses in a highly publicized 2010 divorce with his ex-wife, he was straight.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  You, yeah, he's totally straight, he seems straight.

• 35:54Speaker 05

  He's just Latin, so he's all manicured.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  You thought he was gay?

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  I did think he was gay.

• 35:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, why?

• 36:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm not taking a shot. What?

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  You see that bite on my ass?

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  God, you're on-

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  Caesar Milan, I can't train your dog, but I can nip you on the tush.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  He was incredible. Okay, see if we can get him, Caesar Milan, see if we can reach out to Caesar's people, if he's still a public figure and wants to do that stuff.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm willing to pay.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  I, I guarantee you, dude, he's unaffordable. He's gotta be twenty thousand, I mean, like, who knows how much he costs? How much is a private with Caesar Milan? It's gotta be insane. Caesar Milan doesn't officially publish a standard rate, right, cause it's gotta be, it's got it, six thousand dollars, dude, for one session.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  It's worth it, he's the best.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  That's so much money for one session, and who knows, and you know what he says? You know what, you do six grand, and he goes, like a tattoo removal place, or like, you need thirty more sessions.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, if he does that, dude, I'm, I'll call him out on this podcast.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, cause that's bullshit.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  We gotta buy some merch, though.

• 36:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, you get a shirt, Bob, I bet.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Pack leader.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so Julio, so here's the fix, Caesar Milan, please come on the show and fix Julio.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for fixing it for me.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  I'd love that.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  But if that doesn't work, psychic.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Fine.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I might do both.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  You can.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  I think Caesar would fix it.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  I think psychic would fix it. Because they're-

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  So is she scared of the dog now? Cause if you, if you're scared, they know, they can feel it, and then they know they're dominant, then they know they win.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  It's funny, you know, I've invited many people to my house.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Your dog never bit me.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you've never met Julio.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Julio's always kept downstairs in the cage.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, here's the thing.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  By request.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  People will come over to my house, podcast guests even.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  And they go, no, dude, you don't know me, I was raised with animals. I'm an animal, right? And I go, no, you don't know. He goes, no, Julio will like me. I go, you don't know?

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  You wanna know? And they go, yeah. And I bring him down, immediate, they're like, bring that thing back, he's wild.

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  From the devil.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not the devil.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  He's a devil dog.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not, he's so wild, see, here's the thing. I can take Julio, leash him, and take a walk with Sadie in public, and he won't bark.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Right, cause he doesn't want other people to see what he's gonna do.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not why. He's not, he's only-

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  He needs no eyewitnesses when he commits his crimes.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  You think Mike's dog is that diabolical?

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like it! He bit her in the pussy!

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  He sounds like a diabolical dog! How many dogs bite girls in the pussy? It's gotta be a low stat!

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  You actually Googled that?

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  There are no official medical public health statistics. I'm the first one. I should get a Guinness Book of World Records.

• 38:30Andrew Santino?

  You should.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  It's an award, yeah, but anyway.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  If Shane's getting the Guinness Book of World Records and Nate Bargatze's getting it, Bobby Lee deserves it for his girlfriend's vagina being bit by the dog.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  Where are you, Guinness?

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, that, oh, we're losing the plot. I think we're losing the plot.

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  We've lost the plot years ago.

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  So that's, alright, anyway. So, you know, it's a little concerning, but, um...

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  Shout out Caesar Milan, please come on the show and fix us.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  I would love to meet him.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  We'll reach out.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's great.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  I do wanna see what he can do.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  But when your dog, you're getting it from a pound or a puppy mill?

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  No, not a puppy mill, from a woman who rescues dogs.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. But you're not spending for like, oh, I'm getting this, you know, exotic.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  See, I feel like you have to tip them, though. Don't you have to give them some money?

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  Do you give them money?

• 39:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's usually like a voluntary fee.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  A voluntary, a suggested donation?

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Like, I can't even go to the pound, because if I go to the pound, I'm walking away with somebody.

• 39:25Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, I should do that.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so hard.

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Go to the pound.

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna see those dogs, it makes me so sad.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  It makes me so sad.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  We wanna take them all home.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and they'll, and like Gooner? My cat Gooner knew how to do it.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  He knew how to flirt with you.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when I went to the pound, I go, I don't know if I'm gonna get a cat, and I just see him running down

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  He knew.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  as a kitten, and he does a little paw dance, right?

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  I've seen it.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  It's on YouTube, Gooner Paw Dance.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, I went, he's a go-getter.

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  What, you're employing him?

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because I saw the effort of him.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  That guy has upper management written all over him.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  He showcased for me.

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he did.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  You have to showcase for me, baby. Show me your skills.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, is he written?

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Your purring, your rollarounds, whatever you do, you know?

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of Gooner, I texted you, we had football talk, soccer talk, didn't we? Were you impressed?

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  We did have soccer talk, didn't we?

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what bar were you at when you saw the, accidentally saw that game?

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? I was at my house.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  No, you weren't purposely watching the Bayern Arsenal game.

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I was. Yes, I was, I'm trying to connect with you a little bit more, so I wanted to watch that game.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna connect with you, and we're gonna start kissing like Ian McKellen.

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna, I don't wanna kiss like that.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why it's cool.

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  Here's what I said to Bobby, I said to Bob, I said, "I can't believe Arsenal tied Bayern."

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  And, and he said, and I did one of these emojis, SMH. "I know, but it's Bayern," you know, and I said, "But still." I said, "Kim and Jay is good, and Hiroki too, but Elise is the best, just not a Harry Kane fan." And what did you say? He's a what? Harry Kane, he's a what?

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  He's a very talented man.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  You said he's an ugly white.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  He's not the, he's not fleshed out.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  He's not done?

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's, like, there's face components that should've been baked a little bit more, but...

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  All I'm trying to say is...

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  He is, as he gets older, he's getting more handsome. Yeah. He's a very talented man, though.

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  All I'm trying to say is, I checked in with you, I tried to connect with you via the game, I asked how your mom was, you got to visit with your mom in Arizona, was that nice?

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 41:30Andrew Santino?

  Was it nice to visit with your mother?

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Can I give you a little demonstration of how it went?

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  Was that it?

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  How did it go?

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  I picked my mom up to go to dinner, okay, I hadn't seen her in flesh in a year.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen you in so long.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  I'm not, dude, I'm not gonna.

• 42:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, can we recreate the moment?

• 42:04Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm Bobby Mom moment?

• 42:06Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 42:06Speaker 05

  The dinner.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  It is, basically, I pick her up, I go, "What do you wanna eat?" She goes, "Del Taco." Ask my brother.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  "Del Taco," I go, "No, Del Taco," she goes, "That's all I want, Del Taco," and I go, "That..." I'm in town for one fucking day.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  Give the lady what she wants.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  No, she, but then I asked my brother, how many times, she goes twice a week, no, twice a day. She gets Postmates Del Taco twice a day.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  She's just like you.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  She loves, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like that. She's obsessed with one thing.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  What does she get?

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Hard taco with a little fucking meatball, I don't know what it's, I don't, I've never been there. I worked there. I worked at Del Taco.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for two days.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, how do you not, so she gets tacos every day?

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I go, "We're going to this nice sushi spot."

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  Not gonna happen.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  She goes, "No." I go, "Yes." "No, get in the car." We're in the fucking, and then, she's never asked for a glass of wine before.

• 43:00Andrew Santino?

  She had a glass of wine?

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  I want wine. Okay, get her the best, Pinot or whatever. We have a meal, I drive her home, it's still early, it's like 6:00 PM. And I go, I was, I drop her off, and I'm getting, I'm walking her in the house, and she's kinda shrugs, shrugs, shrugs me off, she goes, "Okay, text me."

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't wanna be near you.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  No, she just, here's the thing. My brother says she has her routine.

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  At home.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  Right, and you're not a part of it?

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  No, shut the fuck up, I am a part of it.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't sound like it.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am a part of, I am a part of it.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  She texts you about Arsenal?

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  Well?

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't know what that is. She knows basic things, you know that.

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  What does that say about me?

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 43:39Andrew Santino?

  What does it say about me?

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  You're closer.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But this is about my mom right now.

• 43:43Andrew Santino?

  Sure, go ahead.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and then, and then she, I just got in my car and drove away.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  That's it? You didn't see her again?

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  She goes, just, because every night we text, she goes, "Just keep texting."

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  The texts are cute during the night, I've seen that, she sends you photos and videos a lot.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so, I mean, we're just doing that, but... That's all that happened.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  God damn.

• 44:00Bobby Lee?

  I go, "Bye," and I left.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  You got to hang with your brother, though.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  A little bit.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Fucking wild. Anyway.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  Talking to fans, it was amazing.

• 44:09Bobby Lee?

  It was amazing. He waited there an hour, just talking to my fans.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let him do it.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like, yeah.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  He's like your PR guy.

• 44:18Speaker 05

  Bobby was quiet, and like...

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Like, our roles changed.

• 44:22Speaker 05

  They reversed.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  So, that night, when my, once my brother entered my green room, the roles changed.

• 44:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  He became you.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  He became me, and I became the quiet one.

• 44:32Speaker 05

  You became Andrew.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  I became Andrew, I go, "Put that down, put that down."

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like that.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  See how it feels?

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  But I can change roles, can you?

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  Into being you? It's a role that I don't think I'm prepared for.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Do your research, method it.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  I've been doing it for how many years as I've known you, it's really tough. You're a tough character to play. It's exhausting.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  It's not exhausting, dude, I live a simple life. I do, I really do.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  I went to Yumei today. Yumei?

• 45:04Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Sushi restaurant.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Yumei, yeah, yeah.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Been there?

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  So good. But do you know why we ate it today?

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  We rushed there when it opened.

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  Because we saw a documentary the night before, guess what documentary?

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Yuro Dreams of Sushi.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  Sushi, love. Well, she's never seen that before?

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  She's never seen it before.

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  What a nut, that's crazy, it's such a...

• 45:22Bobby Lee?

  So I go, "Let's watch this documentary," she's like, "It's about sushi?" I go, "But you like it."

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible. So then, we watch it, and then, all night long, because, look, punch in, aside from the poster, punch in the sushi that they, like, right there, that little red one? That little piece, look at how good Yuro makes it.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  Perfect.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  So we're watching this at like 11, you cannot watch this documentary at night if you're hungry, folks.

• 45:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're gonna get hungry.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you're gonna, you're gonna desire this.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna dream of sushi.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna, you're gonna do what Yuro does. But let me say something, last night, we could not sleep, we were waiting for fucking, you, you, you, Yumei to open.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  Because you had to go.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  I had to go, but, what, anybody that wants to watch a great documentary, Yuro Dreams of Sushi, it's so good.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  Perfect.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a perfect movie.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  And he's so cool. Is he still alive?

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  He's still alive, he's 101, we looked it up.

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  Yuro's still alive in this, legendary sushi master Yuro Ono turns 100, does not dream of retirement. Why would he stop now? If he made it that far?

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:19Andrew Santino?

  You're not gonna give up now, it'd be so weird to walk now. 101 years old, October 27th, he just had a birthday, happy birthday.

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, Yuro. And guess what, though?

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  We gotta go to Japan and go get it before he goes.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  I have something better.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 46:33Speaker 05

  He was 20 during World War II.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  He was 20 during World War II.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  That's lunatic.

• 46:38Bobby Lee?

  That's so crazy.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 46:40Speaker 05

  He's older than sound in movies.

• 46:42Andrew Santino?

  He's older than...

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Sound in movies. Is he older than Wonder Bread?

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  Look up Wonder Bread.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  When was Wonder Bread invented?

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  21, he was just, he was 27?

• 46:57Speaker 05

  No, 25, 1925.

• 46:59Andrew Santino?

  25, so he just was after, so Wonder Bread came out, then he was born.

• 47:03Speaker 05

  Perfect.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow. What a good combo.

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  Good god, dude.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  What, wait, say, what, he was born in 25?

• 47:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:09Andrew Santino?

  Say, what, what, and what big inventions happened in, what big events happened in 1925? Uh, Mussolini delivered a speech in Italy proclaiming dictator and cementing the fascist rule, Mussolini.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  He was alive during, when Mussolini was alive.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Adolf Hitler publishes the first volume of Mein Kampf, July of 1925.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Jesus.

• 47:29Andrew Santino?

  And wait, go back, on my birthday, October 16th, 1925, the Locaro Peace Accords are signed to help secure post-war territorial borders in Europe. Deadliest tornado in US history. Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, killing 700, almost 700 people.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, if you look at the documentary, Yuro Dreams of Sushi, there's an apprentice on it.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, his, yes, right, and he's...

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  It's not, is not any of his two sons, but there's a couple of, there's a princess named Kazawawa?

• 47:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and he's like 70.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  He just opened a restaurant in LA.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  Fine, because he had to get out of there, he was never gonna get the top chef.

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  No, so, we should go to his restaurant.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  I would love to.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's in the documentary, I remember, and he, um, has a restaurant in LA.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Because you gotta do 10 years making rice.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  10 years, but you've been doing it for 50.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  55 years.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know how to do it, you could be easily...

• 48:19Bobby Lee?

  Rello, white, I do it all.

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  You'll do all rice, no wild, though, you don't like wild.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't do the wild rice, like, you know, I mean, I don't like anything wild.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  You know, when I'm giving you money.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes, when you're sending me money.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

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• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  And it does go to me.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

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• 49:07Bobby Lee?

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• 49:27Andrew Santino?

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• 49:41Bobby Lee?

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• 49:52Andrew Santino?

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• 49:56Bobby Lee?

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• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

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• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  It does.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  And it does. I'll tell you this right now, okay, I have a beautiful girlfriend, and we're enjoying it, and but sometimes I'm a musket.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

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• 50:13Bobby Lee?

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• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Right? That's gunpowder when it comes to penises.

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• 50:43Bobby Lee?

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• 50:59Bobby Lee?

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• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  And you, and by the way, those kisses were AI.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I've seen them do it.

• 51:42Andrew Santino?

  Show him that video that I sent you of pranking the grand, the dad. This is the best, big screen this. So these people are doing this bit now to their, like, to the older generation where they're AI-ing live basketball games. So, because, because they, watch, just watch. This is great. So he's showing his dad this or whatever, or grandfather.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  They're making them AI kiss after like a good play. And people, this is like a huge trend. People are doing this all over the internet. It's so funny to me, because it looks so fucking real, dude. There was an NFL one, I was losing my mind. It was right after a play and it looks smooth.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, it's so, it's getting so scary. It gets better. I mean, I can't fucking believe it.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  It's getting good.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it scares the living shit out of me.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny to fuck with your elders, to show them these. I really want to do this to my dad when I go home.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you know, it's so interesting that the director that I talked to, this has to do with that.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  He goes, we're shooting the movie in one sound, soundstage, every piece.

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  It's only one location?

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  It's just one studio.

• 53:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so it's a lot of green screen?

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  And it's, there's no, it's like, we can shoot this movie in five days, he said.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  Five days?

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  How bad is this movie?

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  It's not bad, no, because they said that the same, Casey Affleck's next, last, next movie that, that cost like 80 million, was shot there too, like that.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Five days is, you can't shoot a movie in five days?

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  He said five to 12 days, we can shoot a movie.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  It's a big gap.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  But that's.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  But still, it's like, everything, like.

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  How can he do that, though? I'm curi-

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Basically, what he's saying is that.

• 53:31Andrew Santino?

  It's all green screen?

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're gonna walk in, there's gonna be some furniture, but it's gonna be more like a play.

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  You know, and then.

• 53:39Andrew Santino?

  This is a kid's movie?

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  No. Casey Affleck's big budget movie that he just did was shot in this thing.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  But got a lot of criticism, right? Because it was a lot of AI. Wasn't that the whole-

• 53:49Bobby Lee?

  That was Ben Affleck's.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  But Casey Affleck's new movie was shot this way.

• 53:54Andrew Santino?

  I hope, I don't know, man, I like practical. I hope it gets back to real shit.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the way they're doing it now.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  If anything says anything, obsession was a call to shoot real shit.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  It was a call, like, look at what we can do when you do it real. And that girl's hosting SNL. It's like, that movie made a half a billion dollars. It was proof that if you make real shit, people do want to see real shit.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  That is true.

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  I think they do. I hope they do.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  But an obsession is one in a million.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Sure, but it's proof that, that that's a, that that's better than the alternative, which is all CGI.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I think, you know, whatever. I don't know, maybe I'm just, but look, like, look at what Rocky did for Philly, and people go to the steps today.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I'm not on their side, Andrew. I don't know why you're trying to convince me. I'm on your side.

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm saying out loud what it makes me feel like, because it makes me nervous, because I know it's happening. So I get nervous and I think, are we just old fuddy duddies? And the world is gonna be like, look, dude, do it or you die. It's either catch up or die.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what's going on? You, oh, bad advice. We saw your video. Let's, let's start here. We saw, so Andres posted a video because he's having marital issues at home, and he wanted advice from us, and instead he.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  He went to the internet?

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  He went to the internet, asked the fans if they have advice.

• 55:11Speaker 05

  This holiday season, everything okay at home? Well, let's be real. If you're a Bad Friends fan, you have some issues. And now, there's a chance for you to get all the help you need from the Bad Friends family. Call to the number below and get Andrew and Bobby to give you some bad advice.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  How many takes? Genuinely. Two? Shock, that's pretty good. Do we have some bad advice? All right, let's hear, let's hear some bad advice. Do people need that, people need bad advice? Let's, let's hear.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  All right. Hey, Bad Friends. So, this year has been pretty fucking terrible, and I could use some bad advice. I'm going through a divorce, I lost my job, I haven't been able to find a new one in months. I've gotten myself into some debt because of that, and somewhere in the middle of all that, I ended up in the hospital.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  Jeez.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  And it just feels like every time I think things might start getting better, something else happens. You know, and I'm trying to stay positive, keep moving forward, but at this point, I genuinely don't know what else to do. I got it, I got it. So, Bobby, Andrew, what the fuck am I supposed to do when life just keeps kicking my ass? Love you guys.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  First of all, love you too.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  And that life can kick us hard. Life kicks both of us very hard sometimes, you know? We struggle with a lot of different stuff, so I understand. And I'm sorry that you're having a shit year, my friend. This too shall pass is a very common fun phrase I like to say when things are going shit. I think, this too shall pass, this will pass, nothing is forever.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  I've had some dark moments in my life, I really have, where I thought the world was just fucking crumbling before me, and I thought it was the end. I really did.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  It's not the end.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  And I realized, it's not, because it changes. That's the universal truth. Things change.

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  And the universe has a weird way of making things come back around to feel good. I had a flight attendant, Taylor, I believe her name was, on my flight, gave me a note.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  I got a note from a girl too.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  From a flight attendant?

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Flight attendant, yeah, yeah.

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  She said, hey, man, thank you so much for bringing laughter. You were on a flight that I was on to Nashville one time, and it's been years, and I haven't seen you, but I'm glad to see you again, and I had a really fucking shitty day, and thank you for doing what you guys do to make my day. And it made me, I was like, that's awesome, because it's gonna turn around. Universe has a way of just kissing you on the forehead sometimes, and it's gonna, it's gonna get back. It's gonna get back.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  What's this gentleman's name again?

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  They didn't give his name. That's all right. Well, shout out to that guy.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Let's name, give him a name, Tobaya.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Tobaya, it's gonna get better.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Tobaya, it's gonna get better.

• 57:44Andrew Santino?

  Tobayo.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  There's no way to make a joke out of this, because I, I hear your pain.

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes we don't have to make a joke.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  And it's, and I know that so many people out there really are struggling. I mean, this economy is fucking terrible.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  The world is a little shaky.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Not, not just a little. I believe that we're in the precipice of a real change.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't make him feel more scary.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  You'll be, I'm gonna give him more. You're gonna become the leader of that change and a movement.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Tobaya, you will be the leader of the movement.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  There's gonna be a new cult, and you're the leader.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  Watch this guy go to his group of friends, calls himself Tobaya, and he becomes the king of his.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes, and you just have to write up, what's your problem, McCon, trying to distract me through thought, thoughts?

• 58:22Speaker 05

  Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion from which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his potion in silence and tranquility. Khalil Gabbran. So autistic.

• 58:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, is that or the gun?

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  That, could I?

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  Khalil Gabran?

• 58:50Speaker 05

  Khalil Gabran?

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Could I?

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  The guy that works at the kebab place up the street? He said that to you?

• 58:57Speaker 05

  That's one of my favorite poems.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Is that, he keeps giving me pamphlets, is that what's on the pamphlet?

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  Just want a fucking kebab, man.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  That was a Euro fucking plate, that's on a discount.

• 59:08Andrew Santino?

  Alright, well, we love you, Tabaya. We don't know your name, but Tabaya, we love you dearly.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Just to memor- he memorized that.

• 59:14Speaker 05

  I say that to my friends.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  No, this is what he did.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  He says it to himself.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  No, he's cross-legged cigarette.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  That's what he's doing. He's at his kitchen table, right? Look at this interesting quote.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  The potion?

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the, he's literally memor- he doesn't even know what it means.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  He has no idea.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  He has no idea what anything means in that fucking thing.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  He memorizes it word for word, and he's just like, this is a real fucked up thing to say to people.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  When he has chicks over at his house?

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, it's so gross!

• 59:39Andrew Santino?

  Gross, that's so gross. You say that to chicks. Have you ever had a girl at your apartment, and you've said that to her? Don't fucking lie.

• 59:46Speaker 05

  I mainly say to my friends on the phone if people are upset.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  That would piss me off more.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  And do they say, "I don't give a shit" after you say it?

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Alright, give us another bad advice. That would, we love Tabaya, shout out to that guy.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Love you, Tabaya.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  We love you, dog. Love you, dear.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Guess an uplifting one. Hey, uh, my name is CJ Sanz-Mirra from Seattle, Washington. Oh yeah? Uh, I just want to give a shout out to Bobby and Andrew, but- There was a little pause there. Questions for Fancy. So when did you started doing like, um, like film school and stuff? Can you do some of these classes in Seattle? Cause I'll be, I would love to go there. I don't really need advice or anything like that, I think. Oh, I'll give you a lot of advice. I would like to be a movie star, and I think I could, you know? Okay. Kick some ass in your next zombie movie.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Next, whatever fucking movie comes around, I guess. I think you're the, Fancy, you're the number one person in the show, and I think you're hilarious. Whenever you're fucking laughing. That's so funny. Whenever you're laughing in the background. I, I guess. Okay, turn it off for a second? No, I've never been to Andreas's classes. Okay?

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  We see what comes out of him.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do. But I'm pretty sure one of the first rules of his class, right? Is how to not make a movie.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Cause he's killing that.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. If he could write a book, "How to Not Make a Movie",

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Bestseller, dude. Right? New York Times bestseller, dude.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 1:01:18Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, Andreas?

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  How do you make a movie?

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  Uh, basically, you have to get the funding, put the script, and the movie, put the place, and then lose all of it.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, I'm leaving.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm leaving.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  That sucks.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something. We're gonna make that fucking movie of yours.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  You just gotta get it together so we can do it.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  We'll make it.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, next one?

• 1:01:44Speaker 01

  Andrew, Fancy B, Carlos, Mccone, and, oh yeah, Bobby, I really need your-

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Push pause.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  Dude. It's so funny.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  I knew what was gonna happen even in the beginning. Once Fancy B was second, or Carlos was second, I was like, no, this is what the joke is gonna be.

• 1:02:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? He's gonna pretend, you know what I mean? When I'm the co-host.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  You're the star of the show.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm fifty percent of it.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  You're the star of the show.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, anyway.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  On the podcast, he was saying, "If I don't propose in the next year, then we may need to go our separate ways."

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Huh.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  I literally left my friends, my family to go to Texas to Ohio to be with her. I love her and was wondering, "How do I propose to her? I want it to be something memorable. Any ideas?"

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  A good proposal idea. Well, also, first of all, you moved from Texas to Ohio for this woman, so this is obviously serious.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:32Andrew Santino?

  You're, you have, now you gotta do it.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  But she did say, if she don't propose in a year, she's gonna leave you? I don't like that.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Do the whole dead water buffalo thing, I do.

• 1:02:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you lay dead in the water, pretend to be a buffalo?

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  No, you get a dead, you get a water buffalo.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  You get a water buffalo.

• 1:02:46Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  You get a water buffalo.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Just buy a water buffalo?

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you get a dead, you can get them on eBay.

• 1:02:51Andrew Santino?

  They're there.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes, right? And you put them in a watering hole. Where, whatever they-

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so a dead buffalo?

• 1:02:57Bobby Lee?

  There's a process to kill them, so I don't, yeah, yeah. You go, "Honey", you know what I mean? The treasure- The treasure is in this water buffalo.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  My ring?

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  You know!

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  But that's a, everyone does the water buffalo ring trick.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  It's such an obvious proposal, a dead water buffalo.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  It's obvious, it's obvious, fuck.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  It's a floating water buffalo.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not inventive.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  It's two on the nose.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm not inventive, you give me one.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  You give me a-

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if she called it out?

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  Is there a ring in that dead water buffalo at our front door?

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go, "Yeah", and I killed it too.

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  Here's what you do. You know this guy online that I love so much that goes to Chinese buffets until he gets food poisoning?

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  And he's not gonna, here's what you do. You bury the ring in like a crab rangoon, right?

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  At one of these Chinese buffets, and you eat as much as you can, and the grand rangoon is last, is dead last. So when she eventually does get a little bit of food poisoning-

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, she's got a ring in the toilet that she has to fish out. See how much she loves you. You moved for her? Let's see if she'll-

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  I got something better.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Crab rangoon poop ring.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  I got someone better.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  Give it.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  You make her eat it.

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  She has to eat the ring.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Yes. And then you wait.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Precious.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  The next day.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  When she poos.

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  And then propose.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and as soon as she, like, you go, you go, I'm gonna-

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  "Will you marry me?"

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Rightish, "Will you marry me?"

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  That's actually-

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, "What do you mean?" I go, "Look!"

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Look down.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Right? And she's gonna see a fifteen karat gold diamond.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  That's a big ring.

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  Whatever it is.

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  How much are they?

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen carats?

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  That's gotta be a hundred thousand dollars.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  I mean, right? Am I crazy?

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  How much is a fifteen carat diamond ring? Depends on the diamond I get.

• 1:04:42Speaker 05

  Two million dollars.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Two million?

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, not a fifteen, not a fifteen, not a fifteen.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  Never mind.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, one.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  Alright, let's get some more advice.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  One carat.

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Let's get some more bad advi- let's get one more bad advice.

• 1:04:50Speaker 07

  Hey, guys, um, so my name's Joe, I recently bought a house, and, uh-

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  Congrats.

• 1:04:56Speaker 07

  Because of the house, and my uncle gave me a lawnmower, cause I didn't have one.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:02Speaker 07

  And, uh, the, the thing is about the lawnmower is that it, uh, it has special needs, or whatever the PC way is to say it, and it sucks, like, every time I cut with it.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  The lawnmower has spinal bifida.

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  They are crooked.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're-

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  They're always crooked arms.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, law- okay, go.

• 1:05:22Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:05:22Speaker 07

  Something's wrong, like, it starts leaking something, bands explode, it's like, it's such a disaster, and I have to fix it almost every time I cut with it. Should I just, like, grow some cajones and get rid of it? I'm afraid if I do, it'll hurt his feelings, he'll feel bad if he gave me like a crappy lawnmower. Or should I just keep driving it and toughing it out like a man? Uh, let me know. Thanks.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  Easy solution. Easy solution.

• 1:05:49Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess what it is?

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  I lost it?

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  No, he's gonna know.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Damn it. Um...

• 1:05:56Bobby Lee?

  What can-

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  Go get yourself a big old, a big old, uh, handle bucket, uh, those like handle spouts of gasoline. Go to the gas station, douse that thing in gasoline on the side of the road, and light that bitch on fire, and send him video from your iPhone. This thing went haywire, it blew up on-

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, that's the honest, that's good.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  It blew up?

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's-

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  Cause he said it's always leaking shit.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  That's so good.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Blow that, and also, good video, put that on the internet.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what if his grandfather gave it to him?

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  I, I don't remember who, his buddy?

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  What if his friend works at CIA, and they're really good at like, like, you know, the people, no, just give me a-

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  Investigation.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, remember Oklahoma City bombing, the, you know, when the, when the truck and, you know, they can find little, what if he goes in?

• 1:06:41Speaker 05

  The CIA doesn't operate in that-

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what if he-

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  How do you fucking know?

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  How do you fucking know, dude?

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  You're not a part of the CIA.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  Are you?

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  If, if I was gonna assassinate somebody, that's the right way to do it.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  I would do it too.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Via lawnmower mission.

• 1:06:54Andrew Santino?

  Lawnmower, lawnmower.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  That is how you would do it.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but unless there's no forensics and stuff, I think that's good.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  If there's no evidence left over, you're right. Alright, give me one more.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  That's great, dude. God, that's so funny.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  What's up Bobby and Andrew? Um, I got a lady situation. Uh-oh.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  I just went through this breakup with this chick, and I don't know if I should get back together with her.

• 1:07:23Speaker 05

  Um, but there's a lot of drama involved. Um, so basically she has a two year old daughter and I was kinda helping take care of her and her daughter. I was paying rent. I was taking care of actually her cousin. Also, she's the legal guardian of, um, and it just kinda was a mess, but like it was great when it was great. You know what I mean? Um, basically she has a restraining order against her baby daddy who just got out of prison and then he basically reached out on Snapchat. She accepted it even though he was somehow blocked. Somehow he got out of that. I'm not sure if I really believe her at this point.

• 1:08:06Speaker 05

  And yeah, with all that paying her rent, changing diapers, like I'll even drive up like she's two hours away. I drive up two hours away.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  This one is for Bobby.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Pause. You do see a couple of similarities, huh?

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's what you do.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you've lived this life a little bit.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I haven't.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  He literally said her cousin was living with.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  What can I address it or?

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  For a second, I thought he was joking about him. But he then

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  I didn't see that connect.

• 1:08:39Andrew Santino?

  Then the prison thing, we all saw it.

• 1:08:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, we all made eye contact.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  But then the prison thing was not true.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  How do you know?

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  About your side of it.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm like a little.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Give me some advice for this man. He doesn't know whether to get back with her or what to do now.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  It's just a lot of baggage. It seems like.

• 1:09:06Andrew Santino?

  It sounds, it sounds like this guy's carrying the weight of the world.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't do it, dude. It's just too much already. A guy.

• 1:09:14Andrew Santino?

  Could you have your ex-girlfriend's cousin living at your fucking house?

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  No, but I can have my ex-girlfriend's niece, which is my situation.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  That's easier.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  That's nothing to do with cousin.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  No, he said cousin.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm asking.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Jules, the woman that works on our podcast.

• 1:09:30Andrew Santino?

  She works here.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  She works here and she also lives with me. How is that the same situation as this dude?

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  No, he said it's her, his ex-girlfriend's cousin.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's a cousin, not a niece.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying. Niece is what's closer. You're closer to your niece or your cousin.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  Wasn't it also her sister?

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  It was her sister.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Honey?

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, her sister's daughter lives at my house. Her niece.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  What, what are you doing, McCon?

• 1:09:56Speaker 02

  I thought honey lived in your place.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  She does live there too.

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  Everybody lives.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Everyone lives there, dude.

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  I live there.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  I think sister ranks higher than cousin.

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  No, it depends on the relationship.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's like, I don't know if it's the same situation, but but hearing his situation, it just seems like a lot.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  So you say bail.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  I bail.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  You say, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't, just, let me say something, okay?

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  Listen up.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  And let me do something right now, man. Okay?

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  When Jimmy Small Eyes is listening, you gotta listen up.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  God always grows fresh fruit.

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  That's like McCon's quote.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. I know. It's probably the same actor, author. What's his name? Exactly. He said that too.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  He only memorized.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I only memorized one line of it, but yeah.

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  McCon in his dumb little mind.

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  He thinks he went to like Sarah Lawrence College.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  And was a black female studies major. That's who he thinks he is. It's fucking insane.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  It's insane, dude.

• 1:10:55Andrew Santino?

  Don't ever quote.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Don't quote anything here. I got.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  One more of these.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Hey Bobby or Andrew, or I guess I would settle for Carlos if you guys aren't there.

• 1:11:06Andrew Santino?

  Funny.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  I've been dating a Latina for seven years and I was just wondering if the beatings ever stop. Or if you know if they're supposed to get worse and like what I should do about it. I see. So yeah, I appreciate any advice and I hope you guys have a great day.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  This guy rules.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  It's a funny joke. There's nothing to add after that because that was a funny joke.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  He was very funny. And also, by the way, they don't stop.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Who's here?

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how you doing?

• 1:11:48Andrew Santino?

  Don't touch him, dude. Don't touch him. You're, it's, you're. Ladies and gentlemen, our good friend Rick Ingram showed up. The gentleman that Bobby hit with his car, Bobby hit his car. He showed the video and Rick, let him talk. You seem to have some injuries.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  I can still hear in this ear, so. No problem there. Great to see everybody.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  You know, Andrew Moore, so.

• 1:12:14Andrew Santino?

  So good to see you, man. This is nuts.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, I'll be honest with you. It was very surprising to see you here today, right? But I'd like to double down on what, while you're here. Yeah. I purposely hit your car. Yeah. And I don't regret a single bit of it.

• 1:12:27Andrew Santino?

  Why did you do that?

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  Because you're a fucking white bastard.

• 1:12:30Andrew Santino?

  No, wait, what is that?

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you another thing, Rick. You come here with your fucking handbands and all that stuff, right? I fucking do it again, dog. Right? And there's nothing you can, that's not gonna happen. Bobby, first of all, this was a classic automobile. What do you mean?

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  What year, what kind of car was it again?

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a 2013 Toyota Camry. Yeah. But.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  That's a classic car.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  It's a classic car. Yeah. Yeah, and he hit this thing recklessly.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was. I saw.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  I know. I'm sorry. How many times do I have to apologize? But I wanna know what goes through the mind of a man that, that stays at the scene of the crime for an extended period of time.

• 1:13:09Andrew Santino?

  Truly.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  Before being like, I guess, I guess it's time to just be a bad person and. Okay.

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  I'd like to address that.

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please do.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  How dare you come into my house and fucking do this? Yeah. I'm doubling down.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  You, I don't know.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Should I or not?

• 1:13:26Andrew Santino?

  No, it's on you, pal.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  I feel uncomfortable.

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  Rick and I are on really good terms.

• 1:13:29Bobby Lee?

  I shouldn't. I shouldn't double down. No, no. I apologize. The narcissism here. You're right. Listen, okay, what, I wanna just say.

• 1:13:37Andrew Santino?

  Is your neck hurt? It looks hurt.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  It feels bad. My head feels bad.

• 1:13:42Andrew Santino?

  Your head feels bad.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Their scalp burning. I still have burning. I have nerve pain.

• 1:13:48Andrew Santino?

  You, he has nerve pain.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  I just feel like, Rick, you have every right and everyone would agree. Raise your hand if you agree. He should sue Bobby Lee. I just, I.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  All right. Okay. So, all right.

• 1:13:58Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather settle out of court.

• 1:14:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Oh, okay. Settle now. Why don't we settle?

• 1:14:02Bobby Lee?

  What would you like? I mean, I don't even know how you put a price on something like.

• 1:14:08Andrew Santino?

  I don't, right. Not on a 2013 Toyota Camry and your mental health.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Trauma, yeah.

• 1:14:13Andrew Santino?

  The trauma. So what do they call that? They say when they, when someone sues, they say it's damages. It's also emotional damages. And time.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  All right. It's time to fess up.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  If I may. Yeah.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Rick Ingram.

• 1:14:30Andrew Santino?

  Get to fessing.

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  Let me do it my way.

• 1:14:33Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  He's processing. I'm processing. Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky Ingram, Ingram. Okay, here we go.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know it was your car when I hit it.

• 1:14:42Andrew Santino?

  You did know it was.

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  I did, I did not know.

• 1:14:44Andrew Santino?

  No fucking chance.

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you a list.

• 1:14:46Andrew Santino?

  We all know each other's cars.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you a list of 12 people I would hit before his car.

• 1:14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I believe that. You believe that. And there were 12, Steph Tolef's car, I would have hit way before your car.

• 1:14:57Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But the angle was wrong. Yeah. I couldn't get in there. It was the way they parked it. I actually do have a question about the angle. Okay. Where were you hoping to park?

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  At that angle?

• 1:15:16Andrew Santino?

  It was such an obvious, I mean, look, he's, yeah.

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. I put a dent in your car. Yeah.

• 1:15:22Andrew Santino?

  He put a dent right here for him.

• 1:15:24Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:15:24Andrew Santino?

  This hurt worse.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Apparently. When you ran away, that's the part that hurt. Did that really make you mad? I mean, I was angry.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. And then when you found, let's be honest, okay, Rick, since we're here. Yeah. Might as well do it. Yeah. When you found out it was me that hit your car, because you got the video evidence. Yeah. Although a couple of door people knocked on me.

• 1:15:47Andrew Santino?

  Six people saw it.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there, there was at least half.

• 1:15:51Andrew Santino?

  The guy putting up a billboard was like, he hit that car. I mean, there was a guy.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So when you heard it was me, how mad did that become? Then it was just like, well, that, that makes perfect sense. There we go. The universe makes sense. Yeah. It's, you know, it's an expected event.

• 1:16:09Speaker 07

  The odd part is the driving away.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:16:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:15Speaker 07

  That's the part.

• 1:16:16Andrew Santino?

  Leaving the scene of the crime.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  Can I explain the driving away?

• 1:16:18Speaker 07

  What is this guy up to?

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  I can explain the driving away perfectly.

• 1:16:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? If I drove away and not said anything, right? And no one said anything, then I got away with it.

• 1:16:30Speaker 07

  Do you know what year it is?

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's nineteen ninety-six, dude. And what I'm saying is that that's my, I go, I don't think anyone saw me hit that car. I'm just gonna leave. And if there's any video proof or witnesses, I'll deal with the consequences later, which I have.

• 1:16:45Andrew Santino?

  Have you?

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I asked you, I go, what do you want? You said, no, well, let's forget it.

• 1:16:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I think it's time for you to offer right now on the show.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  I have some.

• 1:16:52Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, it's not loose change, pal.

• 1:16:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's loose change.

• 1:16:55Andrew Santino?

  It's not loose change.

• 1:16:56Bobby Lee?

  If you think he's gonna get more than what's in this wallet, you're out of your fucking mind, Jack.

• 1:17:00Andrew Santino?

  Check. What's in that wallet?

• 1:17:02Speaker 07

  I hope he has a hundred thousand dollars.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I have twenty, forty, I have forty.

• 1:17:08Andrew Santino?

  That, those are ones.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have forty-three dollars.

• 1:17:11Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:17:11Speaker 07

  They don't even accept ones anymore.

• 1:17:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's unreal.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  All right, so give me a number, have your attorney call my attorney.

• 1:17:19Speaker 07

  Are you still with David Pearce?

• 1:17:23Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not with David, no.

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, our good friend Rick Ingram is here, a great stand-up comedian is here. Playing into the bit gloriously. If you wanna take that stuff off, you can.

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  Take it off, take it off. Let's be a regular guest.

• 1:17:36Andrew Santino?

  I bet it's nice and hot.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:38Andrew Santino?

  Did you have that at home already?

• 1:17:40Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 1:17:40Andrew Santino?

  After the incident, we bought that? Smart. That's a very good bit.

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  It's a very good bit.

• 1:17:46Andrew Santino?

  It's a fucking fantastic, ladies and gentlemen, Rick Ingram, our good buddy, Rick Ingram.

• 1:17:51Andrew Santino?

  One of the greatest, one of the greatest stand-ups that we've had the pleasure of becoming friends with and getting to know over the years.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  You're a powerful comic, dude.

• 1:17:58Andrew Santino?

  One of the strongest comics at the Comedy Store by far.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  And we, you know, you know, I've always considered you a family.

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  Nah, that's a lie, that's a huge lie.

• 1:18:07Speaker 07

  Do you think that's, how many whites are in your chosen family?

• 1:18:12Andrew Santino?

  How many whites are in the inner circle?

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you, and this is, this is a fact. If you wanna hear facts, Jack, I'll tell you the facts, all right? You're in my top thirty white people.

• 1:18:21Speaker 07

  Damn.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  And dude, that's, I've met millions of them, thousands of them.

• 1:18:25Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's a lot.

• 1:18:26Andrew Santino?

  Millions or thousands?

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  Probably thousands.

• 1:18:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:29Andrew Santino?

  How many whites are in your top, in your circle for real?

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't really let the whites in as often as I should.

• 1:18:35Speaker 07

  Do you just trust Asians?

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  You know, you see me hanging out with a lot of Asians, right?

• 1:18:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When the Wong Wong comes out, I like it.

• 1:18:43Andrew Santino?

  You prefer to be around Asians.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Awkwafina, I like that. I feel more comfortable around the people that smell like me. Like an Okinawa fish market or something.

• 1:18:51Andrew Santino?

  They do have a smell.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:52Speaker 07

  You know, they once asked me, I, I got the strangest offer, someone asked me to host, like a show they were filming, a comedy show, and they said it's in Little Tokyo, but you'd be great. And I was like, oh, yeah, okay. And so I went down there and it was for something called Imagination TV.

• 1:19:12Andrew Santino?

  Imagination TV.

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  High level of television.

• 1:19:15Andrew Santino?

  You've never been on it.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Never heard of it.

• 1:19:17Speaker 07

  Bobby was legitimately the only Asian comedian not on the lineup that night.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  They don't ask me to do stuff like.

• 1:19:25Andrew Santino?

  Give me Imagination TV.

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Give me that, leave me, I'm gonna see the lineup.

• 1:19:27Speaker 07

  I literally was like, hey, what about Bobby? And they're like, we couldn't get Bobby. And I'm like, oh.

• 1:19:31Andrew Santino?

  They never asked.

• 1:19:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, and then, but then every comic would come up and they'd look at the lineup and they'd go, what? Why is Rick Ingram on the line?

• 1:19:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you were the only non-Asian.

• 1:19:41Speaker 07

  I was the only non-Asian, and the whole crowd was all Asian.

• 1:19:43Andrew Santino?

  But I bet you killed.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  You must have killed.

• 1:19:46Speaker 07

  I just, I leaned into racism.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  You know, but you do it in a clever way.

• 1:19:52Speaker 07

  The Asians, yeah.

• 1:19:52Andrew Santino?

  It was the first twenty-four hour English language Pan-Asian American broadcast television network in the United States. Shout out, two thousand and four, Michael Hong and Augustine Hong.

• 1:20:01Speaker 07

  What I remember is walking out onto the stage and I didn't go and look at it beforehand, cause I got there like twenty minutes before, whatever. And I, you walk out through like a giant robot's legs.

• 1:20:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's great.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:20:14Speaker 07

  And.

• 1:20:14Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Imagination TV.

• 1:20:16Bobby Lee?

  Shout out, wow. So, Rick, I, I'm gonna be honest with you, um, thanks for coming.

• 1:20:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, man, I appreciate you having me.

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  I feel really bad for hitting your.

• 1:20:25Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't.

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  I say do.

• 1:20:26Speaker 07

  I don't, here's the thing is, I don't think he feels bad.

• 1:20:29Andrew Santino?

  I know he doesn't.

• 1:20:30Speaker 07

  Because as soon as it happened and I was like, you know what, dude? My car sucks, it's not a big deal. Then immediately people started hitting me up and they're like, hey, Bobby's, uh, said he's doing an investigation. And then I was like, oh, this narcissistic piece of shit. And he's like, I'm gonna find out who narked me out.

• 1:20:51Andrew Santino?

  That's genius.

• 1:20:52Speaker 07

  And then it turned into him being the victim.

• 1:20:54Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:20:55Speaker 07

  Of people telling on him.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm a survivor.

• 1:20:57Andrew Santino?

  He's the greatest gaslighter, he's the greatest manipulator.

• 1:21:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm a champ.

• 1:21:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  That's how you become champ.

• 1:21:03Andrew Santino?

  That's champ status, I guess.

• 1:21:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you lie, deceive. Yeah, anyway, welcome to the world, guy.

• 1:21:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, show him your ways.

• 1:21:12Speaker 07

  Thanks.

• 1:21:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, I apologize, seriously.

• 1:21:16Speaker 07

  He's very aggressive.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, he's aggressive. I really am sorry, dude, it's like, fuck, man.

• 1:21:22Andrew Santino?

  We can move on.

• 1:21:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but anyway, I, I really deeply am sorry. And, uh, shut up, man.

• 1:21:28Speaker 07

  He's laughing, I feel like he's laughing cause he doesn't.

• 1:21:31Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't believe him, no.

• 1:21:32Speaker 07

  This is sincere at all.

• 1:21:32Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't, he knows.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, I blame more, um, Steph Tolev. Yeah, and people that had narked me out, but I, I know where I went wrong. Right, I just need to know where other people went wrong.

• 1:21:45Andrew Santino?

  You wanna find out who snitched you out?

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:21:48Speaker 07

  You were looking for snitches quick.

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  I was quick. I mean, I align people along the wall.

• 1:21:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:54Bobby Lee?

  I go, who told fucking Rick that I hit their car?

• 1:21:56Speaker 07

  He called me the day after, I was like, it's cool, man, don't worry about it. And he called me and he was like, I need names. I'm like, why are you calling me? Hassling me about the thing you did.

• 1:22:08Andrew Santino?

  You waited for the okay to then go, now I need to know.

• 1:22:12Speaker 07

  Now it's time, yeah.

• 1:22:14Bobby Lee?

  I apologize.

• 1:22:15Andrew Santino?

  That's nice.

• 1:22:16Speaker 07

  He ran down a list of people who, was it, I go, what? Was it Luke? I go, what? Luke?

• 1:22:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it wasn't Luke.

• 1:22:21Speaker 07

  Luke, Luke was in full panic.

• 1:22:23Bobby Lee?

  Luke's on my side. I did the investigating.

• 1:22:25Andrew Santino?

  You pay him?

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  I do pay him, but he's on my side.

• 1:22:28Andrew Santino?

  Are you still a video game guy?

• 1:22:29Speaker 07

  Not really.

• 1:22:30Andrew Santino?

  He's so excited for GTA, I mean, I am too, I'm not gonna lie, I'm.

• 1:22:33Bobby Lee?

  You can play GTA?

• 1:22:34Speaker 07

  I've never played it.

• 1:22:35Andrew Santino?

  It's so fun, man.

• 1:22:36Bobby Lee?

  Are you really gonna get a console and play it?

• 1:22:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm excited.

• 1:22:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:38Speaker 07

  Is it, is it like a Westworld thing, like you get to be?

• 1:22:42Andrew Santino?

  You get to do whatever you want.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  I already bought it, did you buy it yet?

• 1:22:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I already bought it.

• 1:22:45Speaker 07

  Are those chicks going to work out at the gym like Shane was?

• 1:22:52Andrew Santino?

  That's outside of Lifetime Fitness.

• 1:22:54Speaker 07

  Yeah, ready to pump iron, and there's the manager, just, ladies, come work out.

• 1:22:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a console, though?

• 1:23:01Speaker 07

  Do I what?

• 1:23:01Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a gaming console?

• 1:23:03Speaker 07

  My kids have Nintendo, so I've played games on Nintendo before.

• 1:23:08Bobby Lee?

  But you gotta get a PlayStation or Xbox, anyway, we'll get.

• 1:23:11Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you buy him one?

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna get you one.

• 1:23:12Andrew Santino?

  For the car.

• 1:23:13Bobby Lee?

  You know what, that's, dude, that's it. Here, this is a good way to end it, this is a good way to end the episode, okay? Look at me right now, dude. What do you want, an Xbox or a PlayStation?

• 1:23:24Andrew Santino?

  Get them both.

• 1:23:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:23:25Andrew Santino?

  He can choose.

• 1:23:26Bobby Lee?

  That piece of shit car is not worth it.

• 1:23:28Andrew Santino?

  That's bullshit.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, fuck your car, okay?

• 1:23:31Speaker 07

  Doesn't seem like you need to insult my car.

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm being defensive. No, honestly, what do you want, an Xbox or a PlayStation?

• 1:23:38Speaker 07

  I honestly have no idea, I haven't played.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  I think I should get a, I think you should get a PlayStation.

• 1:23:44Andrew Santino?

  Get him a PlayStation.

• 1:23:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna give you a PlayStation five.

• 1:23:47Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:23:47Bobby Lee?

  And you're gonna play GTA?

• 1:23:49Speaker 07

  Uh, yeah, I guess.

• 1:23:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you pay for the game, I'm not paying.

• 1:23:51Andrew Santino?

  No, pay for the game.

• 1:23:53Bobby Lee?

  I'll pay for the game. I'll give you the deluxe, one hundred dollar deluxe version, there we go.

• 1:23:58Speaker 07

  The deluxe?

• 1:23:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and we'll do, and then when you get it and you play it, then you'll come back on and then we'll do a little recap.

• 1:24:05Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:24:06Andrew Santino?

  Our friend Rick Ingram, we finally smushed all of the bullshit. We've rectified the situation with the PS.

• 1:24:12Bobby Lee?

  Follow Rick Ingram, he, this guy is a talent.

• 1:24:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, he also has a special out, you can go watch the special, you're not on tour.

• 1:24:18Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:24:18Bobby Lee?

  But come to the Comedy Store and watch him, this man in his own environment.

• 1:24:22Andrew Santino?

  Your special's on YouTube, yeah?

• 1:24:23Speaker 07

  It's on YouTube, I am at the, uh, the mothership in December, so.

• 1:24:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go see him at the, well, that's gonna sell out for sure.

• 1:24:30Bobby Lee?

  And I'm so sorry, I really am.

• 1:24:32Andrew Santino?

  He's not. Look into that camera and say, thanks for being a bad friend.

• 1:24:35Speaker 07

  Hey, thanks for being a bad friend.

• 1:24:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:24:37Andrew Santino?

  Bueno.

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