Itchy Bones & Dream Catchers

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Do you have metrics?

• 0:43Bobby Lee?

  Bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee.

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  Birthday boy.

• 0:45Bobby Lee?

  I go bee bee louder than your bee bee.

• 0:47Andrew Santino?

  Bee bee bee, birthday boy.

• 0:49Bobby Lee?

  Bum bum bum, birthday boy. Bum bum bum, birthday boy. Bum bum bum. Die, die soon.

• 0:55Andrew Santino?

  Wait, no.

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  Ten more years.

• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're no.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  Coma, coma. Bum bum bum, dead, dead, dead, dead. Bum bum bum bum. No, girl. Bum bum bum, die alone. Bum bum bum, shoot my face. And do do do, shotgun face. Dum dum dum dum.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  It was all good.

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  You wanna go, you wanna sing?

• 1:12Andrew Santino?

  It was all good.

• 1:12Bobby Lee?

  You wanna sing, dude? I can sing.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  Let me do your life song. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. And he will not die alone. He'll have a fulfilled life with a beautiful wife and a couple of kids. And he'll go fly a kite down by the ocean. And one of his kids will walk out too far.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  There's a lion at the end of this.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  And he'll go.

• 1:39Andrew Santino?

  What a birthday celebration.

• 1:40Bobby Lee?

  What a beautiful, beautiful. And let me say something. I appreciate everyone showing up to my party. It was a party, so we rented a bowling alley.

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Montrose.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Montrose.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to Montrose Bowl, man.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was an intimate little setting.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  Awesome, eight lanes.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there are some people I was like, hmm, why are you here?

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me guess who.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  You know, but there's some, most people were like, oh.

• 2:03Andrew Santino?

  Had pleasant surprises. There was a couple of people that didn't show up that I thought would show up and I think maybe it's

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, Paul, I did. It's too far, buddy.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  It's not far at all. It was 15

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  I have my dog, he said. Bring the dog.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  No, we already had one.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And then who else? Um, they, it was funny because there was all these different camps too.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, it was the Tiger Belly camp and the Bad Friends camp.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  Camp, but then there was also other pockets of things.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  There were other pockets of comics. You had a lot of younger comics.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, younger comics, open micers. How was my speech?

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  It was amazing. You called everyone an open mic'er. A lot of people that weren't open micers, you called open micers.

• 2:41Bobby Lee?

  No, they were kind of open mic-y.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  I don't really, I don't, that's a subjective term, but

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  And then I did a speech, what did I say? Did I mention, who did I mention in my speech? Of course you. Did I mention you?

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  You mentioned me, Kalila. I was very sad. You mentioned me and Kalila and the Bad Yeah, you mentioned Bad Friends though before Tiger Belly. That is true.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why, why?

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's by ranking.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Kalila did a phenomenal job.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Phenomenal job.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal job. One of the most phenomenal jobs I've ever seen. And I also met the big bad wolf.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Jason Momoa.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  I will blow your house down.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Dude, one of the nicest, coolest dudes.

• 3:22Bobby Lee?

  He was over today?

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  By the way.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Handsome.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  But my point is, is that, great, let me say the rankings of gifts.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay, gift ranking time.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, gift ranking time, dude.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  And I, I'm gonna say this in the most honest way possible.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Not only was this gift the best gift of the party, probably one of the best gifts I've ever received in my life.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  And that's Gene Hong. He gave me these, no.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Andrew. Andrew gave me something that was such a surprise out of left field, right? Here's what, I want to be surprised.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  You love a good surprise.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  Right. Number two, it's gotta have value.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  Financial value matters to you. Yes.

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  No, sentimental value.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking bullshit.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Hello.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  We bought you 500 on a Louis Vuitton glasses. You go, I want the expensive ones.

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you got me those.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  We did. We did. We went back and got you.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  But here's the thing, okay, what you gave me was shocking.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  You didn't expect it.

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  It was the best gift I've ever gotten. Can I tell people what it was?

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Of course you can.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He gave me, um.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  I gave him his own home kit to make a Chinese water torture and it's got all the instructions.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  You can do waterboarding, right?

• 4:44Andrew Santino?

  It's really cool.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  It comes with a mat, you know, that Braveheart, you know, man, thing where he died at the end, that little, you know, slab? You can unroll that.

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  I see an infomercial right now that's like, make your own waterboarding at home.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Timmy does it.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then bamboo, you know, I mean, cause you know bamboo, the, the little shark, like the tips?

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  You can stick in the pink.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Right in the tip tip.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Tip, tip. And anyway.

• 5:07Andrew Santino?

  Tell them what I got you for real.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what's going on, but, um, he got me, um, well, as everyone knows, I'm a big fan of Arsenal FC.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  Huge. It's your favorite soccer team.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, the shoes.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  The shoes are propping up the sign below. The shoes are down there. The Arsenal shoes that I bought you. They're propping up the sign.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  They remain in the box. Which is fine.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Those are fine.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  This is fine.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. The gift you got me way better.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, obviously.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  So he gave me, um, so, um, Arsenal FC, their biggest star of all time was a guy named Thierry Henry.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  You got me a Thierry Henry, um, signed soccer card.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  But it's a very exclusive, a very exclusive card.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Exclusive card.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Hard to get.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  For some reason you left the price tags on them.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  I did not.

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  I did not.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I can take photos of it right now and I can show you the price tags on it.

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. On every single item, there's a price.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  So you know it is real. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  I must have forgot to take those off.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And in bold, you know what I mean? Or did you, do you have a price machine at home, like one of those sticker machines? I don't know, cause I Googled it.

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  I didn't trust it. It's right about right.

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then he got me an Ethan Wanyeri rookie card. Now, this kid is from the academy. He's only 19 years old. He could be the next big thing.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  You think he might be one of the greatest Arsenal players of all time coming up?

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  He's great.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  That good?

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  I mean, he is one of the youngest starters we've ever had. Aside from Max Downman, he was 16 or something when he first.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  How old is this new kid?

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  What, Max Downman?

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  No, how old is this new rookie?

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Now he's 19 or 20.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  Wow, he's 18.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  He's 18?

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  This guy?

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Wanyeri?

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Ethan Wanyeri.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's 18.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  18 years old. And you think he's?

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he was on the first team. He played for the first team at 16, 17 years old.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  That's disgusting.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  We have a kid named Max Downman who debuted at 15, 2 weeks, 3 weeks ago.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  He can't even drive a fucking car.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  And he's playing against.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  They've never inserted their, you know, genitals into other genitals.

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  You never know. I don't know how they.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how they. Use your personal story as a measure. Yeah.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's how you join teams when you were a kid.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Or they've never had caviar. Is that better?

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  That's probably closer.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They've never had caviar. They've never had like, you know, snow beef.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  I love snow beef. Love.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  You know snow beef?

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  I think I've had it with you.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  We have snow beef together.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, snow beef, dude.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  But wait, the thing I got you that I'm really interested in.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  And then you got me a couple of different packet of, a set of cards.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  That probably will never open.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the deal. I'm told, and I have to give some love to the truth of this. Our good friend helped me. I went to, was going to a store. I ran into a good friend of ours. Do you remember who I ran into?

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Did you go with him too there or you just random?

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  I literally random ran into him.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  There's no way. How was he odd?

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  My hand to God. And I was like, he was walking out of one store next door. These two cool, I'll show you where they are.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  Collectible stores. And I was like, I want to get a collectible for you. And he's walking out with his buddy. And I was like, you have to be kidding me.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  And it's David Cho.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, dude, what are you doing here? He's like, what are you doing here? I was like, I'm coming to get a gift for Bobby. And I was like, are you coming to the party? That's why when I showed you his.

• 8:28Bobby Lee?

  Was he invited?

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  He didn't come.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  I showed you the text. He said, my kids, I have to.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  It's, you know what? I'm tired. You know what I'm tired of?

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  He has kids, man.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm tired of, that's the excuse. With anyone that has a kid, that's the great excuse. I, I, I, I, I don't have the information if they're sick, if they're dying, you know what I mean? If one of them's in prison.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, the kid, his younger kid is in prison.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, they have a dying toe, right? There's nothing.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Itchy bones. They're nothing.

• 8:58Andrew Santino?

  Itchy bone?

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Itchy bones disease, you know? I don't know, right? It could just be like, this is an excuse. I don't want to drive all the way over there. So I'm just gonna say kids.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  I think he really did couldn't because he was upset by it, but he helped me pick this.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  All right. He, he helped me pick it out and he said that box set, he goes, Bobby's an addict, I'm an addict. He's like, the thing I love about comic books and new card things is because it's like an addict, it's an aff, it's an itch to scratch.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're both addicts.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  And, and by the way, he said, he said, in that pack, you can choose to not open it, but in that pack could be a like one of 10 card that's worth 10 grand.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  What's the card?

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, you'll know when you open it up because it'll have a, it'll, it'll have a special look to it of the, of an arsenal. It'll, it'll say the sticker on it, one of 10 or one of number on it. He's like, you should open it. He opens all of them. You don't have to.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  But I think it's worth.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Because that pack, because the price tag was on it, was, was 500.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  I think that's what it said.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, $500 for just a packet of fucking.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  But that's not the real price. You know that. I put fake prices on those.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  So how much was the Thierry Henry one?

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  I think the Thierry Henry card was like 36 bucks and 40 cents. And the, the rookie card he gave me for free. And that box set, I think literally was 19.99. I think I spent like 65 bucks.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  Appreciate it. I really do appreciate it.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  No, it was a-

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna throw them in a fucking-

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  No, it was more-

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  You want me to throw them in a fucking fire?

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  No, stop it.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  I will throw them in a fire.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Sure, I don't care.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Are they the real prices?

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  No. No.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna throw them in a fire.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, cuz it's not worth anything.

• 10:43Andrew Santino?

  The Henri one is, don't do that.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Please don't do that.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:48Andrew Santino?

  That one was not cheap. Please don't do that.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but is it the right- anyway, let's move on.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  But the rookie card was free. I will say, shout out, the guy was friends with Cho and he was like, he's like, you wanna, he's like, can I give this to you to give to Bobby as like an included gift? And I was, well cuz I'd spent, we'd spent enough money that he was like, can I give you a free gift?

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's a huge one.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, he was super rad.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  That's the most excited one, exciting one.

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's also a big fan, so he was like, is this cool? If I give you a gift to give to him? I was like, that's fucking awesome. He owns the store, so he was like, I'm gonna give you a rookie card. He goes, Bobby will know who it is. And then I said, okay, so I put it in the thing.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  It's awesome.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  It was, you know, the Wanyere card was like a deep cut. And it was like, in my mind, I'm like, Andrew's doing research. Yeah, he just said that. He says, I was being very mindful and I did some research.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, I did research on where to go to get a collectible that I was looking for for you, so that is true. But he helped me with the other side.

• 11:38Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm gonna go down to the-

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Did I try to go get a Thierry Henri thing for you? You know what I really tried to buy for you? A signed jersey from Thierry Henri.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  I don't want that.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, framed on your wall in your room?

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't do that.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  You don't want that?

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not like fucking, you know-

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, then I'm glad I didn't buy it cuz-

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Like a Midwestern like, oh, this is my man cave, dude, I'm alpha male, dude. Look, I got fucking Troy Aikman fucking signed for the whatever, whatever, you know what I mean? I don't like that.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  God, you're such a cuck.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  And a deer head. I shot that in the woods with my father, grandfather and father when I was 17 years old.

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  You don't like those fans?

• 12:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  So you don't like anything?

• 12:09Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 12:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm just not that kinda guy. I'm beta.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  You're very-

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  You're very sensitive and soft.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wanna know the posters I have in my room?

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  I have a poster of-

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  Depeche Mode?

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  No, Peter Sellers and Shirley MacLaine together, framed, right?

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  I have a photo of Brian Ferry singing.

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I have a photo of, I have a really cool Lou Reed one on the street. I have a photo of Tashira Mafoun in his underwear, doing a cheer.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. Why?

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  It's like him.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Is that at a party or is it posed photo?

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  It was at a party, it was just.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  Like candid, like it was a candid photo of him partying?

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  That's kinda cool.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, what else do I have? A couple of movie posters, but you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not, you know, I have like a deer head on my wall.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that's the.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  I have a dream catcher.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's close to a deer head.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I have a little dream catcher.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Has it caught any of your dreams?

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm saving it.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  Have any of them come true?

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I hopefully not, cause they're all nightmares.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait, really?

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I have nightmares.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  Isn't dream catcher supposed to encompass your, catch your dreams and put them back out into the world, isn't that what?

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  I think it catches nightmares.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm pretty sure, yeah, catches them before it goes into your head, like it. You should know this dude, you were on reservation dogs. Did you not pay attention to anything that those guys said?

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  I never even shook their hands.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  You never shook one hand?

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm kidding.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  No, he's kidding.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Rank your gifts, here we go, let's get a gift.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so number one, Andrew.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Number two, I have to say Gene Hong.

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  What did he get you?

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  He got me, um, those, um, AirPods that translate language.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  Yo, the AirPod 3s that just came out?

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  Did you try it?

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  No, they're still in the box.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  You're never gonna use it.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  When I go to fucking Mongolia or something, I would.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  When you going?

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  I, I go to Mongolia every year.

• 13:53Andrew Santino?

  Every year you go, is that where you go and?

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  There's a hut out there, dude.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you're gonna use that.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  And I love eagles.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Big Mongolian eagle.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I love Mongolian eagles.

• 14:01Andrew Santino?

  And their beef is good.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  They're delicious, well, the Mongolian eagle meat is good.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  That's what Mongolian beef is, isn't it?

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I have one of the.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  Sky cow.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  I have one of those hand, you know, those eagle hand mittens?

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  Sky cow! It comes.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Everyone needs one of those.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, you know what, I also have, um, you know, how the cocks fight, cockfighting the cocks, the cat, the little roosters?

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  I have the little knives and the elbow.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the elbow knife?

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  I have a collection of those, I collect weird things, but my point is, is that, let's rank down the fucking gifts.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  Me, Gene Hong.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then, um.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  What did he give you again?

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  The AirPods.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  It's not that good. I mean, it's nice, it's okay.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Um, now, that being said, you know, it's gonna go down.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  Way down.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, so, three was, um, I have to say Sarah Hyland, my ex-girlfriend.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  She got me some weird shit.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  She's, she's cool.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  That's why she would get some cool.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  This weird Japanese, it's like a vintage. Toy from the seventies.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's just like this weird Asian doll. She goes, let me, let me take it out. She took it out and there's a button and it goes, hayah!

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  A little tiny Asian doll?

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a karate.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  That goes up to number one. Yeah, that's great.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty cool.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  That's really cool.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  But it's a little scary. It sounds a little creepy.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  It's a little scary.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Her gifts, um, and then.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Just give me dead last now. You can't go four, five, six.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I'll give you dead last. Uh, and it's, it's nothing against him.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  It must be.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  It must be.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna. So Sandy Danto.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  He shows up two hours late.

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  He was pretty late, but he, I think he had his kid, his thing with his kid.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Kids again?

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, he showed up.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  That's big. Itchy bones.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my kids have shivering eye disease.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  That happened?

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna call, I'm gonna call Sandy's, uh, kid, I'm gonna call Sandy itchy bones from now on.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  So he goes, here dude, happy birthday. I know you like these.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  And I could tell it's Dreamwater. You know what Dreamwater is?

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  No clue.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Dreamwater is what you go to the airport and you can, you know, you go to like any of those stores.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  And it's a, you know, melatonin-y drink.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Right, like it, yeah.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Right. And it came in a box, but the box was so tattered and torn that I knew that he probably bought it 10 years ago on the road.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  Never, never gave it to anybody?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Never gave it to anybody. He's like, I know you like these. It was like the most tattered I've ever seen any box. You know what I mean? It's like brown and, you know what I mean?

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  I love that. And I was like. Sat in his car.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  And I just like, okay, cool, man. Thanks.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What did he say when he gave it to you? Sorry, man.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Happy birthday, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Dude, he had, he told me he had 20 tattoos and he never used to have tattoos. I said, when did this happen? He goes, honestly dude, I just started getting them. My wife and I wanted to get tattoos and then overnight, he goes, I filled my arms. His arms are filled with tattoos now.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen him.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  He had so many tattoos.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  He's always wearing like long sleeve shirts.

• 16:49Andrew Santino?

  I know, but I was shocked.

• 16:50Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  I think it's time for me, by the way. I had a, I had a daydream the other day.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  To get a tattoo?

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  I think it's time.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  I, I think a neck one is time.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  That's insane. I'm not getting.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  I love Sandy. Very funny guy.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Always long sleeves though.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  So he was wearing suit coats.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Look at you, suits.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  He dresses so great, though. Yeah, the kid's got great style.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  He's got a great style.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  Fancy, you don't have a tattoo either. Isn't it time to get a tattoo?

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What are you gonna get?

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. You have to dictate it.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, you love the bears.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  Not that much.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, let me think, let me.

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  I, it's got.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, a cute, just golf club.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  Just one little, yeah, but right here?

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a smaller even.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  Maybe right there on my.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  And just thin, like thin lines.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Thin line, that's what I want.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Thin lines, yeah, yeah.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Like your arsenal, uh.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't have an arsenal one. I'm gonna get, how about this?

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  But I thought you had an arsenal.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  I wanna get one. I wanna get an arsenal here.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna get, the, the cannon?

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  And then you get a golf club. We'll go, no, yeah, that's pretty cool. But that, that kinda looks like a scar, though.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks like a scar.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, too thick.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  That's also poorly done.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  What does that say? Papa? That's a little creepy.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  It's a little creepy.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  Can I, what if I write daddy with a golf club?

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  That's for you. A golf club on your shoulder, daddy. Danny.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Something, what about your wife? Something about your wife or something?

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Like a just, like a, like something that reminds me of her on me?

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or a little.

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to think of what that.

• 18:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a, do you have like a little funny thing that you call her? Like pumpkins or?

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  I have a nickname.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  What's a nickname?

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm not saying. What's up with this guy that killed this girl and they found her in the trunk?

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't even know.

• 18:24Speaker 05

  It's so dark.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this guy named David?

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  David.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  He's a rapper in LA. They found his Tesla in a dump yard.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  I heard.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  And a year went by, he, they found the body of this girl he killed a year ago. It was, she was sitting in a car for that long.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  So where was the Tesla in his driveway?

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  No, it was in a dump yard, in a junkyard, right?

• 18:42Speaker 05

  Well, but they also interviewed the neighborhood, like the neighbors that he lived in. They're like, oh, my dog would always like sniff at the car and there was a foul stench.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  So he kept her in the car for a long enough time, then he turned it into like a impoundment lot and it just sat there. And somebody.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  What, what, what, what a bad, what a bad criminal.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's not kill, let's not.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, don't do that, but I mean, but if you're going to, but if you're going to, think it through.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  Think it through.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, you gotta know, you know, like the wolf in, um.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  In, in.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Pulp Fiction. Yeah, yeah, you need one of those guys. You call that guy, they take the Tesla and they crush it in that, the fucking crushing machine.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  And it's gone forever.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  It's gone forever, no?

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  This guy didn't do his due diligence, I guess.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you guys just leave it there.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  Also, I listen to some of his music, cause I'm not familiar with him.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Good?

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  Um, no, it's bad, so they should get him. You gotta get him. It's terrible.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  What would you do, though? How would you do it?

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  If I was gonna kill you?

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, but how to hide a body?

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. Well, you've obviously thought about it, so do you wanna divulge?

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  No, that's why I'm asking now. I've never even thought about it. You know, so, you know, what does one do? Is there?

• 19:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay, let's say, here's a scenario. Someone attacks someone you love.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  Someone hurts your mom.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, forget it.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  Now you're a renegade, and you go to Arizona to kill this person. You find him, you kill him, you call me.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, my brother would kill him first.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  How is he gonna get a ride to Arizona?

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  He has a car.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  It's never gonna make it. I've seen that thing.

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  It's brand new. I bought him one.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  Wait.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

  I just bought him a new car. Yes.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Why'd you do that?

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  He's my brother.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  You're buying me a new car?

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  You have... The car you have... Alright, Jay Leno?

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  You could buy me and Andres a new car.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, you know what? Because that wasn't on. Alright, and then the sign that's...

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  You know how annoying that is? I actually said to him, I go, "You're gonna need a new car at some point." He goes, "I'm gonna ride it to the wheels fall off." His car has 270,000 miles on it.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God!

• 20:26Speaker 05

  But it still runs well, even though the engine light, check engine light on.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  But it smells in there, because those cloth seats, after like 20 years, there's so much stuff in those seats. How many times have you hooked up in that car?

• 20:35Speaker 05

  I don't hook up in my car.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  You've never hooked up in your car when you were in high school? You never hooked up in that car?

• 20:39Speaker 05

  I don't really hook up with people in high school.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  McCone.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  You never hooked up in a car in high school?

• 20:43Bobby Lee?

  You've never hooked up in the backseat of a car?

• 20:45Speaker 05

  I have, but not my car.

• 20:48Andrew Santino?

  You're a...

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  You're a pussy, dude.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  You're a pussy, dude.

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  You're weak.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  You go in their car?

• 20:52Speaker 05

  I have.

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  Be a gentleman!

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Whose car?

• 20:55Speaker 05

  Uh, there's one girl at, after we saw...

• 20:56Bobby Lee?

  A Waymo?

• 20:57Speaker 05

  At the Americana.

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

  So funny to fuck in a Waymo?

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Someone was the other day.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  Will you stop doing that behavior, please? You're going to get come all over the streets. Stop, stop, stop. Against policy rules. Stop, stop, stop.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So let's go back to...

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  She gives her criticism.

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  My mom...

• 21:14Andrew Santino?

  Use your hands a little less.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:17Andrew Santino?

  You're doing it too wrong.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  QUO, Q-U-O, QUO.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  One of the tools I've personally seen make a huge difference for business owners is QUO, Formerly Open Phone. That's what they used to be called before. And it's the same great business phone system you've heard me talk about before, just with a brand new name, and here's why it matters.

• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  Tell me why.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you're running a business, you know that every time you miss a call, you're leaving money on the table, and every customer conversation matters. You need a phone system that keeps up and helps you stay connected 24/7. That's why you need QUO.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  And forget voicemail.

• 21:46Andrew Santino?

  Forget it.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  QUO's built-in AI agent can be set up in minutes to handle calls after hours, answer questions, and capture leads, so you never miss a customer.

• 21:55Andrew Santino?

  QUO Formerly Open Phone is the number one business phone system that streamlines your customer communications. Whether you're a solo operator drowning in calls and texts and have a large team that needs better collaboration tools, QUO is a no-brainer. You can see why over 90,000 businesses trust QUO. It's formerly Open Phone, it's now called QUO, but it's the same phenomenal service that you had before.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  Get started free, plus get 20% off your first six months at quo.com/badfriends.

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  That's quo, Q-U-O dot com slash badfriends. And if you have existing numbers with another service, QUO will port them over at no extra charge.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  QUO, no missed calls, no missed customers.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  Talkspace.

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace is the best at what they do.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Out of all the other companies, this is the number one.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists you can access anytime, from anywhere.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  You can switch providers at no extra cost, find the licensed provider that's the right fit for you and your needs. Let me say something. You know, I've had a lot of trauma in my life, and without platforms, I mean, businesses like Talkspace, I'd be dead in the water.

• 22:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, truly.

• 22:58Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, there are things that you can do, like EMDR, and there are other ways to do therapy. But Talkspace, I mean, therapy is so very important to our lives.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  It really is, and the best part is you can do that from the comfort of your own home. If you want to be comfortable while you're kind of divulging pieces of you that might be uncomfortable, you gotta try Talkspace. As a listener of this podcast, you're gonna get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  That's SPACE80, S-P-A-C-E-80, to match with a licensed therapist today. Go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80.

• 23:37Speaker 00

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• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  Um, my mother gets murdered. Your mother gets murdered and you call me and you go, dude, we need to, we need to take care of this guy. I, I of course. Already, already, I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't call me? No witnesses. You wouldn't? No connect. I don't want to connect you to the crime. I'd, I'd, if somebody hurt your mother, I would. You would never help me, dude. What are you talking about? Is that real? You really believe that? Murder? I don't, I, as a friend, I wouldn't want you an accessory to murder. Well, if your mom is dead and you're gonna go on a hunt to kill this person, this show's over. So I might as well fuck. It's not over because I'm gonna get away with it. You're never gonna get away with it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna Google it. They don't. Chat GPT hit. You're gonna end up like David. No, I'm David, no. You're gonna end up just like David. I'm gonna be one step ahead of David. Really? He can dance. Yeah, yeah. You have no steps. He's got steps. Yeah, yeah.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  Give me what you're gonna do then. The guy that you go to kill. Okay, give me the scenario because I don't even know what the scenario is. Some random guy? Here's what happened. Your mom, your mom was playing Pai Gow. And she took the table. She's good at Pai Gow. She's killer at Pai Gow. And there's a guy. Well, then I have some questions. Huh. Is it an underground tournament? No, no, this is public. It's at, it's at, it's at Talking Stick, the casino right near your mom's house. She's at the Stock Talking Stick? She's by herself? She's in a room at a, at a Pai Gow table. It's late at night. There's two or three people at the table. Who are the people that run the table? Uh, there's a short, um, there's a short, little, tiny, black guy who's, who's really good in his. Can he be Puerto Rican? There's a short, little, tiny Puerto Rican guy who's really good. He's in his mid sixties. Now it's fun. Now it's fun. He's divorced. The second guy. Okay. Then there's another man there.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  A mysterious man. White. Gotta be. A white guy who just moved to Arizona.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  He has an underdeveloped hand.

• 25:45Andrew Santino?

  Both of his hands?

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  No, just one of them.

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  One of his hands is a claw hand.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Not just claw, it's just like a nub with just two fingers.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Two fingers.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Like peace. And they call him Peace. Cause every time, you know, he waves, people think he's doing the peace.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Peace, man. But he's just saying hi and bye.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I like it. I like it.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  He's got one leg much longer than the other one, so it's hard for him to.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 26:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he kind of walks with like a.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  A little.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  People, well, he's got good rhythm, to be honest.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  That's why he's the.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  People can see this guy coming too.

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can hear his shoe.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  And so this guy has it out for your mom because she's killing the table. He's got his mortgage on the line. He loses it. He's waiting out for your mom by the car. He's smoking a cigarette.

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  And he thinks, I'm gonna rob her because she killed it tonight. She made $50,000 cash. So he.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  This is making me so angry already.

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  He tries to rob your mom, but he acts.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, this makes me so angry.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  I know, what are you gonna do?

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm setting you up. What do you do now?

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Did she die?

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:40Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  He pushed her, she fell.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's it?

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  She's 100 years old.

• 26:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Okay, and then, so how do I know about it?

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  It breaks on the news. In Arizona, an elderly.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  W456. Uh, welcome back to the evening hour. Tonight, a woman was killed out at Talking.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  This is me watching it.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  An elderly Chinese woman was killed tonight at Talking Stick after playing Pai Gow. Her name? Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, Bobby Mom.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  She was.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  She was killed in the parking lot of the Talking Stick Casino. This is the, this is the suspect on the run. Poof, photo up. You see where he is? He's somewhere in rural northern Arizona.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  What's the photo look like? He's leaning.

• 27:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's Peace. We know what he looks like.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  He's seen last in Flagstaff, Northern Arizona.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  His name is Doug Peace McGovern.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Doug Peace McGovern. If you have any information about him, please call the Arizona hotline.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  The first thing I would do is call my brother. Not you.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're not gonna help me murder.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you're, I think you're grossly underestimating what I would do for you. I really think you are. But I bet that's fine.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  Or, or, or, or.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, don't change your fucking ass.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'll call you.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  If you don't want my help when you kill somebody, don't fucking call me.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, go to prison with me, cause we could do the pod in prison.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Really bad friend.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Bad Friends Live from LA County Jail.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And, um.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  In the middle of the show, some guy's like, you boys ready for, ready for lunch? I'm like, yes, sir.

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I call you.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Ding ding, ring ring. Hey, Bob. What's going on? Are you okay?

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  My mother was murdered. My mother was murdered.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Your mother was murdered?

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was just on KT or whatever the, yeah.

• 28:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  I think his name is Peace McGovern or something.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  Are you telling me Peace McGovern did this?

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  How do you fuck do you know Peace McGovern, dude?

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  He killed my mother.

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  That's it. I'm coming over.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what did he do to your mother? Oh, yeah, I remember.

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  I hung up.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, but whenever you hang up.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  You're just talking to the dial tone?

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I keep talking because, you know, you hang up too early.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  I do, I.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  And I wanna, I wanna keep talking.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  I spend hours after you hang up.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  I hang up so fast on everybody. I always love to hang up fast. Listen, what are you doing now? You're, you're calling your brother. Be real. You call your brother.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  I call my brother and my brother already is gonna be livid, like out of his mind.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of course, somebody murdered your mom.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  I go pick me up. He picks me up. We'll go straight to Arizona.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  You gonna drive or fly?

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but how mu, if the cops can't find him, how am I gonna find him?

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  You have to take revenge in your own hands. Have you never seen Taken? Have you never seen?

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't know how to do any of that. I show up to this crime scene. In the back of what Chopsticks Casino, what is it?

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  Chopsticks Casino?

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm wandering around, and there's the yellow tape.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, my brother and I have flashlights.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  You come, well, the lights are on. But I mean, you can have flashlights if you want.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  We have to have flashlights.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, the lights are on.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  I have to have a pad.

• 29:51Andrew Santino?

  You should have a pad.

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  A legal notepad.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I'm dressed like, um...

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  You right now. You're not changing clothes.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  I have to change.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna buy a suit?

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I have to change like Sherlock Holmes, like 17th century English attire.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Hello.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Hello.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm here, you know what I mean? We have notes, flashlights, and then it's like, what am I? I don't have the technology to get fingerprints, that.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  Let's say that you did find him.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  How do you kill him? Guy that kills your mom?

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  How do you find him?

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  We find out his address.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, how do you kill him?

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  What do you do?

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, first of all, I'm gonna have to have a conversation with my brother.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  You can use that Chinese water torture kit I bought? Finally?

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  That'll come to use?

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  I was saying to my brother, Steve, all right, I know you're gonna, I don't know why you have the machete, but, um, I go, we wanna torture him.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta slowly torture him.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Don't just go swinging.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  So what we'll do is, we'll, um, well, I'll tell you what we'll do.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  We'll capture him.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got him.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna rent a warehouse somewhere.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  Phew.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Gilbert, Arizona.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  That's a big, I mean, right now, the prices are through the roof, but yeah, it's fine.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  I would spend every dollar that I have.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  How many square feet are we talking in this warehouse?

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about square feet, but probably 500 by 9.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  500 feet by 9 feet?

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay?

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  It's an odd layout.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Narrow.

• 31:13Andrew Santino?

  But I do like it.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  It's very narrow.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  It's a very long hallway. 500 by 9 is a long hallway.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz there's gonna be a lot of running.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Back and forth, oh, he's not, oh, you're gonna make him run back and forth? This is actually very smart.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  500 by 9.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  500 by 9.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  If anybody can please draw this up, this torture chamber that's 500 feet by 9 feet. Also, actually very intelligent. Because the 500 looks like there's hope down the road.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  But the nine feet is, that's, you know what I mean?

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  So he can, he's got a little bit of space.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, but the 500 fluctuates.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Gets shorter as we-

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  No, it's like one of those, remember like in Star Wars, that the trash can machine, the-

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the, the, it closes in?

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  Like that, that's what it kinda looks like.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it closes in and out.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  That would give you nightmares.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Nightmares, dude.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  Like a long endless hallway?

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  No windows, though. And so, we'll have, at the very end of that hallway, right, is a surgical table.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, a surgical table.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna, what?

• 32:10Andrew Santino?

  I, I, I, I don't get it yet, but I'm- A surgical table. I didn't get it, so I was like, ooh, yeah, that's good. Why is that there?

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I'm no doctor.

• 32:21Andrew Santino?

  Neither.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  But I will hire a black market, right, surgeon.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  And what we're gonna, I'm gonna say to this guy, I go, "I'm gonna pay you one million dollars." What?

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  A million bucks to do what?

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  You'll see.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, alright.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Right, we're gonna knock him out, right, and we're gonna give him female genitalia.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  For free.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  For free.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  For free. For free.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  Not that, but he probably doesn't want it.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  Maybe he does. How funny, he wakes up, he's like, "Perfect."

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  "It's exactly what I needed."

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow. "I've been gambling so I can get this surgery."

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  This is the only reason I gamble every day.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  "I should've killed your mom." Well, I'm glad I killed your mom, because now I get this-

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  Now I have what I want.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um-

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  So you're gonna remove?

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  His genitals.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  I think you make him genital-less as a whole. He has nothing.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Like a Barbie thing?

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  He has Barbie's a Ken doll.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 33:12Speaker 05

  Or you can put anything as a genital replacement.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  What could you put in-

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Or, it's, what's, no, that's good, but you know what's worse? You give him no openings.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I just-

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Stitch him up.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  So the pee and the poo, it just gathers inside his body.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Stitch him up.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Like a hose? Yeah, yeah. And he just bloats into this poopy-

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  It's a good horror movie.

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  Is he native or is this?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this really?

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  He saw it from Dances with Wolves.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  That's very disrespectful.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very disrespectful.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's what?

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Cultural appropriation.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  Cultural appropriate murder.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  Cultural inappropriate murder.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Right. And he unfortunately throws the tomahawk at your mom's leg. Mom's leg just slides right off. She's screaming. Then he makes a makeshift tourniquet.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  And then, so she doesn't bleed out.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he helps her.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Just to do more torture.

• 36:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  Then he has some sort of medieval mallet.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  My guy just pushed your mom down. My, my, my, your mom just broke her hip and died in the parking garage, a talking stick.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Jesus, get it over with.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  All right. Just let me do one last part.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Or, anyway. Mallet, pop, pop, pop, in the head. Anyway, um, so then you get a call from the cop, uh, police.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  Chicago cops.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Hey, we found a murder over there at your mother's house.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  What would you do?

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  Your father's out of town. We gotta go, though. We got dinner.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  What would you do?

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Oof. I mean, would, I definitely would take it into my own hands if anybody hurt anybody in my family.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  You would?

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  It would be, it'd be-

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  If you caught the guy, what would you, let's just get to the catch.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  So, catch. You gotta catch first. You can't kill, because kill is too weak. You gotta catch the guy and do-

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Look what I did.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  So, I'd cut off his feet.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's always a good one.

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Little nubby guy.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  And then I'd slow, every single day goes by, I'd cut off each finger. So, each finger slowly gets cut off.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I have all the limbs?

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  You, yeah, I'll save them for-

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  It's art and crafts.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's waiting-

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  I'll do something with-

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  Waiting on a FedEx. He's like, Andrew's FedEx is still not here.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  I did two day. Why would you ship me limbs two day?

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  I didn't, I couldn't, same day was expensive.

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so, um, um, packet of ice.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  And then, and here's what I do. Cut off his little fing, oh, packet of ice.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, thank you.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  I cut off his little, cut off a finger a day, cut off his feet, so he's, he's got nubbies. And then, eyes. Eyes gone.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  That's always good.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  Eyes absolutely gone.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  How do you put them out? With a spoon?

• 37:56Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, hot spoon? Hot stove spoon?

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  Hot stove spoon.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Hot stove.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Hot stove spoon. Scoop it right out.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Scoop them out.

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  Do you want the eyes, or should I throw them away?

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  Keep the eyes.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  Keep, I'll keep the eyes.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, keep the eyes.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  Hot, hot, hot, ooh, an ice cream scooper.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Ice cream scooper's better.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  It's perfect.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  And then you fill it with pistachio ice cream.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Each of his eyes is pistachio ice cream.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm just throwing it out there.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, in case I get.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Maybe rocky road pistachio.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, my God.

• 38:21Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  And then.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  You know, he'd be freaking, what the fuck? You know what I mean?

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  And then I have a.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  It would drip.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  It would be so itchy.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Itchy and and just the coldness of the ice cream in his sockets.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  And he can't itch it out because his nubs can't. And then I and then I have to cut out his tongue. So he really can't say much.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Keep the tongue.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  Nope. Cut it gone. He can't say anything. And here's what I do.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Ship that.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm shipping the tongue. And then I'm gonna get a tattoo artist, one of the best in the world. Yeah, I'm gonna get like Dr. Wu or somebody incredible.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Cat Von D, maybe.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  Sure, Cat Von D. And they're gonna tattoo all over his chest in in unbelievable amount of racial epithets, like, you know, like a swastika, the N word all over him, just like the most foul stuff all over his body. I hate blacks, right on his chest.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  You could go further.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  You can.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  And then I'm gonna drop him off like in Die Hard. Right, just like that. So he has no way to speak or walk or tell everybody what's going on. And I'm gonna drop him off in the middle of the worst neighborhood in the world that I can find and let them eat him alive slowly but surely.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 39:23Andrew Santino?

  He'll never make it out. But I'm also.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm also not killing him, and here's why.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  Because you want you want someone to be able to have vengeance, because then that's a good movie. That's a good second movie. If he comes back for me, now it's a film.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, well, he has no eyes.

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  They thought they killed me.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  And there's no nubs on his feet.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  No tongue. They thought they killed me.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  I seek revenge.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Imagine if he came back.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  The tongueless. Yeah. And he comes back for me.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  That's another, that's a second movie.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  Like Old Boy. Just like Old Boy.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  It's like Old Boy.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  Just like Old Boy.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow. What's a good idea, dude?

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  We got really dark and deep there.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry.

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  Me too. I hope no one ever hurts anybody that we love.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  No. No, no, we'll never do that.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  But we will kill you if you mess with our mom.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just, I mean, I think I think people can relate. I think that's a no go.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Your mom is, it's the one.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  You can't touch the mom. Dad, fine.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Dad's.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dad.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  No, no one.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Sibling is bad, too.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  But just something about your mom, because it's your mom.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my, my mom.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  It's your mommy.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my, the helplessness. It's gonna be, my mom's 80, and she's just laying there, you know what I mean, alone. Oh, my God, it makes me so angry.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there she is. The sweet, sweet lady.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Yes, what a sweet lady. Okay, good.

• 40:33Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, pull that up again.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  Is it, was there two cameras taking pictures of her?

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, she's looking one way and then the other way. It feels like there was just a camera.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  She didn't know which camera to look at is what it kind of looks like.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you something?

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  So one camera was dead on, the other one was to the left?

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Can I tell you something? This is something you don't know, and I can call your mom, right? So when my mom was-

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Can I be honest?

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  You started that whole war three years ago.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  So my mother, when she was seven or eight years old, right? She had chronic pneumonia. Okay?

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  She got pneumonia all the time.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, but she had this one sickness where her left eye, the pupil went all the way, so you couldn't even see it.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, the pupil went like out of it?

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  It was, it fucked her up by her face so bad, she, her eye went into her fucking-

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was like that when she moved to America, but also growing up in Korea-

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  That's why it's the best country in the world, they're fixed now almost.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, um, when she, um, as a kid, was teased and bullied because of that eye.

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  She was?

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like chronically, it was bad.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, thanks, I'm glad it's not the crux of the show.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  And then, and then, I know, and then let me finish, right? She comes to America, and my dad had a little bit of money, and when she met him, he got those, that eye fixed.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  He said, "I'm gonna fix your eye."

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, that's now the result of it. You can make fun of her all you want.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  I do, yeah.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, but-

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, you make fun of me too. You make fun of my mom too.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but your mom's perfect.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  No, your mom, your mom, your mom got it all fixed out, and I'm glad that it-

• 42:06Bobby Lee?

  No, but you still make fun of her eye, dude, and it's fucking crazy.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, I have to, it's insane.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  I have to-

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm daddy mom all the time. In fact, in fact, I go out in public, probably 10 times a day that's been mentioned. And then you gotta go, "Ha, ha, ha," right? But your face is not really that happy. Your eye, look at that eye, you're like, "Ha, ha, ha, good."

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  I get it, I get it every day. I didn't know when I-

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not your mom.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  By proxy it is. And I love her, so... I love her. dearly.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe you never told me that story about your mom's eye. Unless it's fucking bullshit.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  It's not bullshit, that's real.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Cause you do bullshit stuff like that.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  It's 100% real that that happened. Uh, I mean, it's very traumatic for her.

• 42:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's terrible then, why didn't you say that when we started joking about it years ago?

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Cause we're a comedy show, and I thought you meant well, but now you keep digging and digging at my eye.

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  I didn't dig!

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  He brings up the photo-

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, he did that!

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're like, "Look at that eye, one way," and I'm just telling you, dude.

• 42:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, we love your mother, I'm the one that flew her out to see you.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  Bring in a student, let's see if we got a student that we wanna chat with.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  The amount of subscriptions that we had you cancel through this company is actually very laughable.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  I had oatmeal.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  An oatmeal subscription?

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I swear to God.

• 43:14Andrew Santino?

  Just come in your house every day.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  I had oatmeal coming for months, like nine months in a row stacked, right? And I had to go to Rocket Money and that's where I found the discrepancy.

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  The discrepancies, that's right.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, you need it because Rocket Money, Rocket Money's incredible. Rocket Money's a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. And here's what I'm telling you about it. They show you all your expenses in one place. They try to negotiate to lower your bills. They make it so easy for you. If you're someone that has a lot of subscriptions, like all of us do, let Rocket Money clean it up for you.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  They also will negotiate lower bills for you. The app automatically scans your bills to find opportunity to save, save and then goes to work to get you better deals. They'll even talk to customer service so you don't have to.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  Rocket Money's 5 million members have saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions with members saving up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features. And let that be you as well. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 44:17Bobby Lee?

  True Classic. You know when you, you know when you look the sexiest?

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  What, tell me.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  When you're wearing True Classic.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  True Classic is honestly... Some of my favorite shirts that I own are from True Classic and I mean that genuinely. They're comfortable and they're well priced. And the best part about True Classic is you can wear them everywhere. I wear them to meetings. I can wear them when we're filming something. I can wear them here. You can wear them everywhere and that's why they're so nice and sleek and comfortable and they're very affordable, which is nice.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  And clearly people agree because people vote with their dollars and True Classic has sold over 25 million shirts to more than 5 million customers and racking up over 200,000 five-star reviews.

• 44:54Andrew Santino?

  God, that's so many.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  People do vote with their dollars. So the shirts fit like they should. They feel incredible and you don't break the bank. You get that tailored look without sacrificing comfort or blowing your budget. So forget the overpriced designer brands. Skip the cheap throwaway stuff. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last and built to give back. I've been wearing them for a long time now and the difference is very visible. You can find them at Amazon, Target, Costco, Sam's Club, or head to trueclassic.com/badfriends to try them out for yourself.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  That's trueclassic.com/badfriends.

• 45:24Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  This looks like she could be my little sister. Yeah, could be your daughter. Not my daughter, she's like 20 years old. Yeah, you're 40. Fuck, I am. Yeah, you could have had her when you were 20. 22, I'm 42? Yeah, yeah. Shit dude, you could have been, how old are you?

• 46:10Speaker 01

  21.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  Wow, that could have been my kid. Yeah, your daughter. Could have been my daughter. Yeah. Where's your, do you, do you know your mom and dad?

• 46:16Speaker 01

  I do know them.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay, thank God. You want to, um, talk closer into the mic and put, you want the earphones on or? Yeah. This is Quinnipiac, isn't it? Quinnipiac. Quinnipiac, what'd you go to Quinnipiac for, media studies or something?

• 46:27Speaker 01

  Film.

• 46:27Andrew Santino?

  Film. Yeah, you want to be a director?

• 46:29Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Actress?

• 46:31Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  Writer?

• 46:32Speaker 01

  No, keep guessing.

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  Producer?

• 46:34Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Rigor?

• 46:35Speaker 01

  No, keep going.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  What'd you call her? A riga, sorry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, no, what, you can't? Rigor, you don't know what rigor is, you rigs? You don't know fucking rigor? Yeah. A grip?

• 46:44Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  You want to be, oh, oh, I know, I do know. What? Wardrobe.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:50Andrew Santino?

  Makeup? No. Hair.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  You guys are missing like the other big one, I feel like you're getting.

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  Producer, writer, director, actor. Huh?

• 46:57Speaker 01

  Editor.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Editor, oh my, that was a good one. It's funny because we don't value them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, he is. You want to edit things. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the best, so you don't mind being locked up in a small, dark room?

• 47:10Speaker 01

  No, I prefer, I like when they like, everyone goes on set and they like deal with all the chaos and then they send it to me and then I sit by myself and I do it.

• 47:17Andrew Santino?

  You like that, you like fixing things.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  I prefer that, yeah.

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  What's your name?

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Emma.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  Emma, Emma, Emma is here. You're from Connecticut?

• 47:22Speaker 01

  I'm from Boston.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  Boston, Massachusetts. Boston, Connecticut, Boston, Connecticut, she goes from Boston but goes to Quinnipiac in Connecticut. Okay. Which we visited your beautiful campus.

• 47:31Speaker 01

  Yes, it's lovely.

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  It's a nice, yeah. It's alright. What do you think of LA, what do you think of LA? So Emma, you, um, you, you, have you gone to any nice restaurants? Have you experienced LA at all in a, in a fun way?

• 47:42Speaker 01

  Like, yes, but no. We've explored downtown a lot. We've gone to all the touristy areas and my internship is in Beverly Hills. So like, that's the only nice part that I've seen.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  Didn't I give one of your students money so they can have dinner?

• 47:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what they keep coming.

• 47:54Andrew Santino?

  I think I might do that tonight. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They keep coming because they know. As a group, they should. They know you might give them money. Yeah, yeah. Emma, so the dream is to be an editor. And, and you know that this guy edits this show, this little The Fancy, and he does a very good job. Do you wa- have you ever seen this show before?

• 48:10Speaker 01

  I've seen parts of it, yeah.

• 48:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, parts of it. That means TikTok.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  I know what that means. That means TikTok. We're big with kids on TikTok.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's like, I don't have the attention span to watch, like, I'm watching pieces.

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  Right. Well, you're an editor, so you spend time watching other shit.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm the same, too. I don't watch whole things.

• 48:26Speaker 01

  Including this show.

• 48:27Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen this show. But that's not, you do watch whole things. You watch films all the time. Yeah, but if I'm not a part of it, I'll watch it. Right. She's not a part of this. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, but. Young people her age don't watch anything anymore now.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay. They don't like it. You don't watch film?

• 48:43Speaker 01

  I like, I do, but I feel like films are getting longer.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  See? Oh, my god. They don't want to watch anything.

• 48:48Speaker 01

  And, oh.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? And they're actually probably getting shorter. I bet you like. They're shorter. They feel like they're getting shorter.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  I feel like the popular ones lately have been.

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen Dr. Zhivago? That's like four hours long. They're getting, statistically, they're getting longer on average. Oh, wow, you're right.

• 49:02Speaker 01

  And I'm not the only one. It's not like I, like, I have ADHD, but it's not just me.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, look at that. They were around 90 minutes in the, in the 30s, and then it went up to about 130 minutes, peaked out in the 60s, then it dipped in the 80s and the 90s, which I love. The 90, 90 minute, you know, whatever. And back in the 90s, the comedies that were 100 minutes, perfect, you know? But they are peaking, yeah. But then right now, we're pe- no, we're kind of on average.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  Going back down.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  We're actually going back down, technically. So, so boo hoo. Sit around, do enjoy a movie.

• 49:30Speaker 01

  I do enjoy.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  What's the last movie you saw?

• 49:34Speaker 01

  I feel like, I feel like the group of us watched something recently. Oh, we watched Pitch Perfect?

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Brand new movie just came out 15 years ago. Emma, Pitch Perfect?

• 49:45Speaker 01

  Well, it was on cable. We have like the TVs in our rooms.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  This is gonna make me sad. She's gonna keep telling me how awful this place is.

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  It's awful.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like a prison.

• 49:52Speaker 01

  It's, it's nice.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  You have no, you guys have no money.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't rub it in.

• 49:59Speaker 01

  I'm in unpaid internship right now.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  They're 20 years old, they're in school. Yeah, it's top.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember. So like you have a bank account?

• 50:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Do your parents help you?

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  Bank account?

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what the fucking deal is, dude. Sorry for swearing.

• 50:10Andrew Santino?

  She has a bank account. She can swear.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Do your parents, do you ever call, do you ever call your parents like, I need money?

• 50:16Speaker 01

  No.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  And they never give you money?

• 50:18Speaker 01

  They like will offer it sometimes, but I don't like to take it.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you're one of them.

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  Are you making your own money now?

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  You are.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  I mean, at this exact moment, no, because my internship's unpaid. But I've like.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Unpaid internship is, was always the biggest scam of all time to Hollywood. We all did it, but it's insane. They're like, you do the same amount of work, but you don't get any of the money. And you're like, when do I get the money? They're like, if we want to give it to you. That's crazy. Mccone's been on unpaid internship for a couple of years now. That's pretty wild. Do you enjoy working for them?

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Are you cut, are you cutting or you're prepping and stuff? What are you doing?

• 50:47Speaker 01

  No, I'm doing like a lot of interney like duties, which is like running the social media and stuff, but they're letting me like work on like giving like feedback on the trailers and stuff. It's really like good. It's worth it to have the experience. It's just hard living in LA because it's so expensive to not be making money.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Do you see yourself living here?

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Or New York?

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  She's gonna go to New York. She's an East Coast kid.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  You're East Coast.

• 51:09Speaker 01

  I, I like it here. I wouldn't stay here long term. I'd live here for like a couple of years.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  People from the East Coast, they're so delusional and crazy.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Can I, let me make my piece here. All right. LA is the best city in the world, I believe.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't think, I don't think it's the best city in the world.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you think it is? Madrid?

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  What's the best city in the world?

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:33Andrew Santino?

  Madrid's pretty great.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  What, what, in, in the United States?

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not the world.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's just.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Best city in the US?

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  New York's up there.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  New York is way up there.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Chicago is way up there.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, New York's beautiful.

• 51:50Andrew Santino?

  Look at that Chicago. Look at how gorgeous that is.

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  But here's what, it's the weather.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  The weather is the best here.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  San Francisco should not be on there. Look at all that poop.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  San Francisco's, San Francisco's still great.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I love it. It's poop island.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Great restaurants, but um, LA, I just, I can't, you, you'll never move.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  I can't, you won't let me. I want to.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  I know. You're staying here.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  It's the hardest thing in the world. Whenever I said this the other day to my wife, whenever you fly here when you're coming back from the east coast, and you get to Colorado, they're like, it's gonna be bumpy over the Rockies, it always is. And then they go, alright, strap in your seatbelts and uh, we've got about two hours left. You're like, two fucking hours?

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  We just did two hours. We gotta do it again?

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  We're too far. That's my biggest problem with this place. It's way too far.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Not from Hawaii, five hours.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  It's far from everyone.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  All of the country is that way. Everybody's that way.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Not my people.

• 52:47Andrew Santino?

  You don't, I'm your people.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Hawaii dude, have you been to Hawaii?

• 52:50Speaker 01

  No, I would.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  What, have you ever been on a vaca, a nice vacation?

• 52:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:54Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you, with your parents?

• 52:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you guys go?

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Puerto Rico. I say, I would say it's the best.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  It's an island of garbage.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  It's a, I mean.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  That was really dead on.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  You know who that was?

• 53:08Speaker 01

  Vaguely.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  It was a comic, Tony Heston. He joked around and called it an island of garbage during the, what was that? I don't even know what that was.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  It was um, MG.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  It was a rally? He called it an island of garbage, it was a joke, he was, he was.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  But it was at the um.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Island of garbage.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  That's the Square Garden.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Hulk Hogan was on it. Island of garbage, brother.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  So what, what, your dream is to become an editor, um, have a family maybe one day?

• 53:33Speaker 01

  I do.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're 21, so like, life is so bright now. There's nothing getting, she's so free.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  I wish you could like, you know what I mean, like borrow people's, younger people's blood.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  You stick around Hollywood long enough, you'll just, you'll get it.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Right, you know, just give you a couple more extra years.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  That's why everybody's getting kicked off the air, because they're all blood drinkers.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  They're all blood drinkers.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  I love that that's like a real thing, that people rumored this, that they're like, they're drinking blood of babies.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've run into people that said that.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  That's what the Hollywood reservoir is filled with.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  I know there's a cabal, and you guys are a part of a cult. I go, really?

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  Wild.

• 54:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they go, but, and I always ask, am I in it? They're like, no, I don't think you're in it, right? Then I go, then I'll ask like, but what about so and so? No. But then you get to a point like, what about Bill Burr? And they're like, uh.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  Because he's that famous?

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, he would never do that.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  That's what you think. Dude, baby blood is warm. Give me fucking warm baby blood. Dude, I sit down for me. This guy's giving me fucking warm baby blood at noon. Do you know who Bill Burr is? Do you like stand-up comedy?

• 54:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I watch it sometimes. I, we saw your show. That was really good.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  What show?

• 54:47Speaker 01

  At the Comedy Store.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you guys went to a live show?

• 54:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they came down to the main room. Oh, you guys saw that?

• 54:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was awesome.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Who was not good?

• 54:54Speaker 01

  I don't want to say that.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  But.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  We'll bleep it out.

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Don't make her feel that way.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  Dax Flame was so good.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  We love Dax.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  That was hilarious. I didn't see it coming.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  Emma, so we know your dreams, we know your hopes.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  Uh, you're 21, and you're living in the arguably the most uncomfortable part of Los Angeles. In terms of walking around at night, you don't feel safe. Do you?

• 55:15Speaker 01

  No.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please don't walk around at night.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  We just met, but I really do.

• 55:18Speaker 01

  The things I have seen, being here, just like, what, it's been two weeks, maybe three? Yeah, it's crazy. And like, like, I'll look out on my balcony, like, I saw, like, I saw some, someone with one leg, like, throwing scooters at people.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's, that's Caleb.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Caleb.

• 55:33Andrew Santino?

  I love that guy. He's actually very sweet.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  There is a guy kind of near here that throws e-bikes into the LA River.

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  And then the fire department was there yesterday, and I talked to the guy. And I talked to the firefighter, I was like, "What are you guys doing?" They had a hose out and they were training by, they were, he was doing hose training exercises, like unplugging, plugging, and they were shooting into the LA River. And I go, "What are you guys doing?" He goes, "Training." And I go, "What's up with all those bikes?" He goes, "Dude, the more we take out, the more they keep putting in. So we're not doing it anymore." Wow. Because these homeless guys, they throw, they find them, they throw them in the fucking LA River. Yeah, look, that's them. They just, dude, they just huck them over the side. Like scooters and stuff? E-bikes, scooters, they'll throw fuck- Why? Because they're homeless and they're upset and they're, yeah, right, that's where, right there by Frog Town. Wow. Dude, it's, I, the, literally, the firefighter was like, "We stopped taking them out, because we would have to take them out, it's a pain, and then the next day, there'd be four more in there."

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  Wow. There's a homeless taking a stand against e-bikes. He had no leg?

• 56:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, he only had one leg. He was in a wheelchair. I don't know how he was throwing them. He was throwing them far, too. He was throwing them like at people. He didn't reach, they didn't reach them, but-

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  They got good strength, those one-leggers. Just like the guy that murdered your mom. Peace. That's right. That guy was a bad boy. Maybe this could be the same guy. Maybe. Also, uh, there's a robot that's been stuck in my neighborhood. They weren't allowed forever. You know the ones that self-deliver? I love those guys.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  They all have names.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this one's Kenny.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Oh, Kenny.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  And he, and he's been stuck at a light pole in my neighborhood, and I don't know what to do, but I, but honestly, the sun is roasting him all day. Yeah. And it's dying now, the light- Oh, no, like Wally. It is like Wally, dude. It is like Wally. Good. I love the eyes that they put in. It helps.

• 57:11Speaker 01

  And they blink.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they blink. They do blink, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the eyes are slowly dying, I can tell it's dying, and I, and I want to help it, but- And I always say hi, I don't know why. Yeah, you say hello.

• 57:20Speaker 01

  I let them go in front of me.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, me too. And I go, "Hi." I like how they stop really abruptly when they don't know what's in front of them. And I always go, "I'm sorry." Like, it doesn't fucking know. No, it does know. You think it does? Well, it's recording everything at all times. That, someone, someone's watching back some of that footage. I don't like those things. I put shit in front of them, or juke them out. You're a fucking- You're a fucking asshole. They're taking jobs from real people. No, they're not, dude. You don't have to tip them. Get these robots out of here. Someone had to program it, fix it, upkeep, that's three jobs, right? And that last 50 people, delivery job. You're an oppressor. You're an oppressor. That's how they felt. These robots are oppressing us. When, when immigrants started coming to America, they viewed it like that. That's not an immigrant, that's code. That's code, immigrants are a big job. How is that not an immigrant? Yeah, yeah. Does he have a citizenship? One day, that's gonna be a sentient being.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  His name is Jamie, he's not an immigrant. It's Jaime. Imagine if ICE starts busting these boxes.

• 58:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Today, on KT Live, today Ice takes down Jamie Jaime.

• 58:17Speaker 05

  Please, no, just delivering food, please, please, please, please.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  Nice try, Jamie.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  But, you know.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  On the fucking ground! Shooting that thing up.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  Bad.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Are there Waymos in Boston?

• 58:30Speaker 01

  No, I've never seen one until I came to LA.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  No, when you saw one, people don't know, a Waymo is a driver.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  Self-driver, driverless car. It's Uber without a driver. It's a car, it just drives you. They suck.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Did it shock you when you saw it, or no?

• 58:44Speaker 01

  It did. I saw them at first and I just thought they were like weird looking cars and then I looked in and there's no one in there.

• 58:49Andrew Santino?

  You know the bad news about this, right? Because we're valley boys, we live here in the valley.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  They're coming to the fucking valley by next year.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  But you know.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  They're mapping it out right now, so it's happening. I wanted it only in the city, fine. What's up with your fucking shit against oppressing fucking robots?

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Taking jobs from people. I was a driver, I was a FedEx driver. I support drivers and the working man.

• 59:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're the working man. You quit after like a month and a half. How long did you do it?

• 59:15Speaker 05

  Well, I worked till I got my unpaid internship and I had to take all my FedEx savings and drive out here with the same car.

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  Let's go back to Emma, I'm not into. Emma, do you like a guy like a Coney is close in your age? Is this kind of guy, someone, if you saw him, would you trust him at a party? Would you go, I like this guy, he seems trustworthy? If you saw him?

• 59:32Speaker 01

  I mean, do you want Honest Dan?

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  The mustache is always a little.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  The mustache is always.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  It's always a little iffy.

• 59:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  But so far you seem fine, he seems fine.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  But the mustache, at glance, you, what do you think? You think perv? Abuser?

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Not, not specifically him, it's just the idea of that specific mustache.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  Right, but he is wearing it.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  He's known for that.

• 59:51Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  Is he cute?

• 59:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, wow.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she has to.

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  Because we're here, it's, you know what I mean, she just want to hurt his feelings.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. I think you are cute, because I've had girls say, McConaughey's cute.

• 1:00:07Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, Emma, I appreciate you, but I don't want to fuck you up. Don't give him anything, say thank you to him.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Emma.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Emma, you're the best.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  Give it up for Emma, that's.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Give Emma a round of applause.

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  Send in another victim, let's see somebody else. Emma, I hope you make it, I know you will, you can be a great editor.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna make it, you're gonna make it.

• 1:00:19Andrew Santino?

  By the way, if we need more editors, right? Yep. When she comes out here, if we need one. Well, you don't want to move to LA.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  We could, we seriously could use her if we need her for something. Alright, we'll talk to you, Emma. Okay, Emma, thank you.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  We need a guy. Oh, wait, look at this guy.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  We're getting two?

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  Two, yeah, we have two for one.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  Two for one?

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, two for one. Alright, we're gonna guess their names, based on their appearance.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Uh, the fir- the guy's name is... He looks Eastern European.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  He does look Eastern European, and his name is...

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  Tok.

• 1:00:52Andrew Santino?

  Tok. T-O-K-E, Tok.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  You're Tok, dude.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  And this young lady looks, uh...

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  He looks like just an East Coast girl.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Willow.

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  Willow. Willow. Willow or Willow? Uh, or O?

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Willow.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Willow with a W.

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah. Why'd she get Willow and I get Tok?

• 1:01:06Andrew Santino?

  Cause you look very Toky.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  And what's your real name?

• 1:01:08Speaker 06

  Ben.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  Close.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  And your name? Sam.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  I was close.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Sam and, uh... Sam and, uh... What's your name?

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  Ben.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  No, Tok. I like Tok.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Tok's, yeah.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  Alright, Tok and Willow are here.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  And, uh, you guys are Quinnipiac. How old are you guys?

• 1:01:24Speaker 06

  I'm 21.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  21, same. And then you guys are in the graduate program?

• 1:01:27Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  What do you wanna do, Tok?

• 1:01:28Speaker 06

  Um, I wanna find like, a stable income. I think that'd be cool, so...

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck, these kids.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  You don't, you don't-

• 1:01:33Andrew Santino?

  These kids these days, they wanna work.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's a, it's a tough job, job market.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  I know, I was being facetious, yeah. No, it is very hard, I'm saying-

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be-

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  I was playing into it.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm just trying to defend Ben, you know?

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  No, no, Tok, Tok-

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  I get, I get it, Ben.

• 1:01:46Speaker 06

  All I've been told is it's, it's hard to like, get a job, so you know.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  And, and how has it been?

• 1:01:51Speaker 06

  Uh, you know, I've just had internships.

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing in the, in the world of film?

• 1:01:55Speaker 06

  Um, I'm with Seven Ekkies right now, yeah.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you work with us?

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  I, I do.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  What do you do?

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  You're interning?

• 1:01:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm, I'm the intern there, you know?

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:01Speaker 06

  Like, like Richie. I saw he was on the podcast the other day.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  Don't get any ideas, Tok.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You have thin fingers, I like that.

• 1:02:08Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:09Speaker 06

  Is that like, a good thing?

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  It could be.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  If you're Chopin.

• 1:02:11Speaker 06

  Are yours?

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  If we need you to pick a lock or something.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  And how about you, Willow? What do you aspire to be and do?

• 1:02:18Speaker 07

  Um, I've enjoyed producing. That's been a lot of-

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  You're a producer?

• 1:02:21Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  You kinda have a producer vibe.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  You have a producer vibe.

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  You know why? Cause she's even keeled, she's got that very like, balance. Anybody-

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  But, not a good one. Like Kathleen Kennedy.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, like a whip.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My way or the highway!

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  Secretly, she's, she's insane.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right now, it hasn't flourished yet, but you're gonna be a bull.

• 1:02:38Speaker 07

  Okay, alright, I'll take it.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, that's you.

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  Do you have bully inside of you? Can you be mean?

• 1:02:43Speaker 07

  Um-

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Look at that face. I ruined Star Wars!

• 1:02:50Speaker 07

  I think I've like raised my voice at someone once, like not including like my brothers cuz of course, but um

• 1:02:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah jerk

• 1:02:57Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, I don't, I don't like confrontation

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay

• 1:03:00Speaker 07

  I'm gonna have to get over that

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  I, I, we're gonna learn, alright, so you, you and I are working, you're a producer

• 1:03:04Speaker 07

  Okay

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Him and I are on a film set

• 1:03:06Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm

• 1:03:06Bobby Lee?

  You have to be, you have to scold us

• 1:03:08Speaker 07

  Scold you?

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  He's a lighting guy, right? And I'm, and you're, we're behind schedule, and I'm sound, he's lighting

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  And we're just chilling

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  No, we're just in the back alleyway smoking, you know what I mean? Even with the trees?

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Right, you fell in that mud pile?

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  You fell in that mud pile?

• 1:03:24Speaker 07

  Um, excuse me guys?

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  What's up, what's up lady?

• 1:03:28Speaker 07

  Sorry to bother you

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  What's up woman?

• 1:03:32Andrew Santino?

  We don't have any more cigarettes, man

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, man

• 1:03:34Speaker 07

  Good, thanks, you guys are done now, if that's okay, we're gonna go back inside, we're gonna do our job, and we're gonna have a great day

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:03:41Speaker 07

  Yeah

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  Who are you? Who are you?

• 1:03:43Speaker 07

  I'm the producer

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  What, what producer?

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Producer for what?

• 1:03:47Speaker 07

  Producer for this film

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, for the movie we're gonna?

• 1:03:49Speaker 07

  Yes, yes, top dog, top hire, um, so I'm gonna need you guys to come back now

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Top dog, that's you?

• 1:03:55Speaker 07

  Yep, that's me

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh

• 1:03:56Speaker 07

  That's me, it's nice to, it's nice to meet you guys, but we gotta, gotta get back in

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, you know what, hey lady, can I just say something?

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  Please

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Skip, uh

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank, go ahead Charlie

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  We'll get there when we get there

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we'll get to it

• 1:04:07Speaker 07

  Well, I have your paycheck, so if you want that, you're gonna have to come with me

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're extorting us?

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Extorting us

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're threatening us?

• 1:04:13Speaker 07

  Okay, alright, I could, I could do this all day, you guys want your job?

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Hold on

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  We can do this all day too lady

• 1:04:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Pretty good

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  I gotta go inside, man

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  You should be more stern though

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  That was good

• 1:04:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm gonna have to work on it, this is a great practice

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  Cause you gotta do it like, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta talk like you're one of us So, uh, like, look, I'll be the executive, you be, you be, you be smoking, you know? You, now, you, it's just you, I'll show you

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Can Ben be in it?

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Toke, Toke can be in it

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Toke, you're in it?

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  It's you and Toke together

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Right

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna show you what to do, alright, you, you're, you guys, you're out back and you're on smoke break

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Toke

• 1:04:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, what's up Bobby?

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Fuck this project

• 1:04:54Speaker 06

  That's what I'm saying

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:04:56Speaker 06

  It sucks

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, who, Jake Gyllenhaal

• 1:04:59Speaker 06

  Dumb producer

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  Hey, boys, hey, guys, guys, guys, guys, how are you?

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  What's up, man? We're smoking.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know, I know. I love smoking. Smoking's rad, huh?

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

• 1:05:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  Don't you wanna smoke everywhere, all the time?

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we do. And we also, we also want our privacy, so.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  Me too. Tell me about it. Tell me about it.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Tell him off. I told you to stand up for yourself, Toke.

• 1:05:21Andrew Santino?

  Toke.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Tell him off.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  Toke, that's his name?

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Toke, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:24Andrew Santino?

  Toke, you're fired. So Bobby, I'm gonna need you back inside now, or you're fired as well.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  Are you fired?

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I fired. You see how quickly he got fired? Shut your fucking mouth! You see how that's how you do it?

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's how you do it.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you just bully him. You got it. And you got it in you.

• 1:05:38Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so bully us now. Really fucking hit us hard.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  I want you to fucking sm- just make fun of us.

• 1:05:44Speaker 07

  I'm not about that, though.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  You have to. You're Kathleen Kennedy.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  You're KK.

• 1:05:48Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something. This movie is three hundred million dollars.

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  Five hundred million.

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, five hundred, and, right, we're behind schedule.

• 1:05:56Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Tom Holland's waiting on set.

• 1:05:58Speaker 07

  No!

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also who else is it?

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  And, and, um, Tom Holland.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Tom Holland and, uh, and, huh, and what's the kid from fucking, uh?

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  I don't know anybody's names.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Zendaya.

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  Zendaya and Timothy Chalamet.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  And Chalamet.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  They've been waiting.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  For days.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  For camera operators.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  Right, we're ops. We're supposed to be on, we're supposed to be shooting.

• 1:06:18Speaker 07

  Aren't you guys excited about this, though?

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  So, we're not, we're smoking now.

• 1:06:21Speaker 07

  Oh, okay, my bad.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  You know that produ- you know that produ- what's that producer's name?

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  Who, Linda?

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Whatever, that lady, that lady with the hair.

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the little blonde girl?

• 1:06:30Speaker 07

  Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, here she is, here she is.

• 1:06:32Speaker 07

  Can you put those down now?

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:06:36Speaker 07

  Okay, awesome.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  Tap cigarette.

• 1:06:40Speaker 07

  I'm gonna need you to do that, or I'm gonna need you to leave.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Uh...

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, excuse me?

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:06:46Andrew Santino?

  Who are you?

• 1:06:46Speaker 07

  I'm the producer.

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  What's your name?

• 1:06:48Speaker 07

  My name's Sam. What's your guys' name?

• 1:06:50Andrew Santino?

  See, time out.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Sam.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  Sam, you can't go up.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  You can't, yeah.

• 1:06:53Andrew Santino?

  She went, "My name's Sam."

• 1:06:55Speaker 07

  Sam.

• 1:06:55Andrew Santino?

  Very sweet. "You're not my friend. You gotta bully us."

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  You go, you go, "Do you need, you don't need to know my fucking name."

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you, you, you, you, you, let me, Sam, let me just put this into perspective, okay?

• 1:07:04Speaker 07

  I need like a notepad or something.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Here's, I'm gonna put you in the perspective.

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  You need to ignore all of these notes.

• 1:07:08Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  This is bullshit.

• 1:07:10Bobby Lee?

  You're Cleopatra, right?

• 1:07:12Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  And we're just dudes building the pyramid.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  God, that's so harsh.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  What? You're sa- That's how you have to think though. I get it. Right? We're just one of twenty thousand people building a pyramid, right? You're the queen of Egypt.

• 1:07:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're the queen of Egypt.

• 1:07:31Speaker 07

  No, no, no, I, to me, everyone's on the same.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, that, you're not gonna be a producer then. That's not right!

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  No pyramids will be built. No pyramids are gonna get built.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  No pyramids are gonna get built. You have to be a bull.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Now, we'll do it again.

• 1:07:45Speaker 07

  Again?

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  Do it again. More.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  You know who I can't stand?

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  What that?

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  That guy Tok that we used to work with.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Fuck.

• 1:07:54Speaker 07

  Hey, guys.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  He sucks. Hey.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  I think "hey, guys" is even wrong.

• 1:07:57Speaker 07

  Hey, guys.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Hey, guys, what's up?"

• 1:08:00Speaker 07

  Excuse me, is that better?

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Guys, listen up.

• 1:08:04Speaker 07

  Guys, listen up.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  I have my job back.

• 1:08:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, actually, okay, if you guys don't put those down, I'm hiring Tok.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good, that's good.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  Tok was really bad at his job. You could have Tok. But, okay, you gonna fire me?

• 1:08:16Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay, we'll just claim racial discrimination. How are you claiming that? Oh, Tok? You see any other redheads on set, Tok?

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:26Speaker 07

  Emma!

• 1:08:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm just here.

• 1:08:27Speaker 07

  Emma's my editor, actually.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  She's in this, she's in studio.

• 1:08:31Speaker 07

  She's on set today.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  She's not, oh, she's on set?

• 1:08:32Speaker 07

  She's on set.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  My daughter's on set?

• 1:08:34Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  M-dog! Listen, you're gonna be a producer. You're gonna be a great producer.

• 1:08:40Speaker 07

  Thank you. I, I actually really like it, um, out here and with school because I'm trying a lot of different things. So, it's, it's really great experience all around.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  And Tok, I gotta tell you something. Yeah. Be careful out there. I will.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Why are you saying that to him? Because I want to say the same thing.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  You can feel something, he's a little troublemaker. He's a little bit-

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  He needs to stay careful.

• 1:09:01Andrew Santino?

  Stay careful. Why do you think I'm a troublemaker? Well, you wore a jacket and it's ninety-six. And that was a little dead giveaway that something's afoot. And I, I don't know what it is, but I thought, Tok came in here with a jacket, it couldn't be hotter outside, literally. Well, it's normally very cool in, like, the building, so I'm all, like, prepared. At, at seven, it's cold?

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  And I'll tell you another thing, Tok.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  Mm, Toky.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Your face is very Peaky Blinders.

• 1:09:22Andrew Santino?

  Peaky Blinders.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  Peaky Blinders.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  Hello, Tok.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a hood rat from England. Yeah.

• 1:09:28Andrew Santino?

  Are you, can you do a British accent, Tok? I don't. Try.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  That's you, dude.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  Tok, say, uh...

• 1:09:33Speaker 06

  What should I say?

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  That type of...

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  Where, uh... Where's the party tonight?

• 1:09:37Speaker 06

  Where's the party tonight?

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty good.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:41Andrew Santino?

  Paw E.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  Very good. Where's the party tonight?

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  Embody that character right now, Tok. What are you trying to do again in the business? I forget.

• 1:09:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, embody that guy.

• 1:09:48Speaker 06

  I, I, I'd like to do like, marketing, advertising.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  Advertising?

• 1:09:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:51Andrew Santino?

  Very good. Alright, so sell me this, sell me this show.

• 1:09:54Speaker 06

  Um, you know, you got Killian Murphy, it's a pretty big name, right there, that's a great...

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, can I just say something? I mean, we're a production company.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  You don't open with whoever's starring in it. You need to know what the project is first.

• 1:10:07Andrew Santino?

  What's the project?

• 1:10:08Speaker 06

  Okay, so it's about these British guys, and it's, it's not in the modern day, it's like, I, I don't know what time period it is.

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  That'd be helpful to know.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, excuse me, uh, can we have a little meeting?

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't know the time period. That's interesting.

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  He could just make it up and lie to us.

• 1:10:24Speaker 06

  They're gangsters, I know that.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we're listening.

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  We like gangsters, yeah.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  We're listening.

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we love British gangsters.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Gangsters, yes.

• 1:10:30Speaker 06

  Criminal activities.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  They do criminal activities. So, time period, could it be in the future?

• 1:10:35Speaker 06

  Uh, no, it's like in the past.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is?

• 1:10:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, no.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  How far into the past?

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  How far?

• 1:10:40Speaker 06

  Let's say the nineteen twenties, nineteen forties, maybe.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Nineteen twenties or forties?

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  Big gap.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Big gap.

• 1:10:47Speaker 06

  Somewhere in that twenty years.

• 1:10:48Andrew Santino?

  Nineteen twenty to nineteen forty.

• 1:10:49Speaker 06

  There'll be time jumps, though, you know?

• 1:10:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do a lot of time jumps?

• 1:10:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, we do.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, time jumps, okay.

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  And now, and now, the show takes place in where?

• 1:10:55Speaker 06

  London.

• 1:10:56Andrew Santino?

  In central London? In nineteen twenty?

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Nineteen twenty.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  Is that right?

• 1:11:01Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you gotta pitch it, you lie. You just gotta...

• 1:11:04Speaker 06

  It does take place in central London in nineteen twenty.

• 1:11:06Andrew Santino?

  Very good, very good, Tok.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  You already lost the room.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's over.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:11Andrew Santino?

  I'll pitch you this show.

• 1:11:12Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  Ready?

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  No, pitch, no. Pitch me a different show.

• 1:11:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  That you make up.

• 1:11:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that I make, a new show?

• 1:11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:21Andrew Santino?

  Alright, to all you guys are the executives?

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  Thanks for having me today, guys, it's great to be here, how's everyone?

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  May I?

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  You good?

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  Hi, how are you?

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Good evening.

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, good evening.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  My name is, uh, Skip Lubowski.

• 1:11:31Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Lubowski, it's wonderful to meet you and send your constituents over there.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  And, um, introduce yourselves, please.

• 1:11:37Speaker 07

  Hi, I'm Willow.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  Hi, Willow.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Your last name, Willow?

• 1:11:41Speaker 07

  My last name?

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is it? I feel like we're familiar, maybe we met Willow, what's your last name?

• 1:11:45Speaker 07

  Willow Evergreen.

• 1:11:46Andrew Santino?

  Willow Evergreen?

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Willow Evergreen, anyway, and-

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  Sir, what's your name?

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Sir?

• 1:11:50Speaker 06

  Uh, uh, Toka.

• 1:11:53Andrew Santino?

  Toka?

• 1:11:53Speaker 06

  Smith? Toka?

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  Toka Smith? Toka Toka Smith?

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Toka Smith, he's, he also stutters.

• 1:12:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's got a bad stutter?

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, anyway.

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  I will say Toka, I do appreciate the fact that your parents, being very Anglo Smithians, giving you a unique name, I like that.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  He's Bulgarian, let's move on.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's Bulgarian?

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on, um-

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  So I have a movie.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  What's the movie, sir?

• 1:12:15Andrew Santino?

  Uh, do you guys like-

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Who reps you?

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Who reps you?

• 1:12:18Andrew Santino?

  Unrepped.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  You're unrepped?

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  How'd you get a meeting, Toka? Toka, how did you get a meeting, Willow?

• 1:12:22Speaker 06

  I didn't schedule one.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Who, Willow, did you schedule this guy? He has no reps. How did he get a meeting with us?

• 1:12:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, your, your assistant read my script that I sent in and loved it, so they-

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  You did, Willow?

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, I, I thought he had something and I, I figured he should-

• 1:12:35Andrew Santino?

  Miss Evergreen wrote it.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:12:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable, because, you know, you bumped Aaron Sorkin for this.

• 1:12:40Andrew Santino?

  He's still out there in the hallway.

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  I know, anyway, go ahead.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  You guys like Girl Scout cookies?

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  We love Girl, we, we, we've been talking about doing a Girl Scout cookie movie.

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  And what's your favorite flavor?

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  The mint, the mint one.

• 1:12:51Speaker 06

  The mint one, yeah.

• 1:12:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:12:52Speaker 07

  I like the peanut butter one.

• 1:12:53Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 1:12:54Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Willow, shut the fuck up. Willow, shut the fuck up.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  The movie I'm pitching is called Thick Mints.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay? Not Thin Mints, and it's about a, uh, Girl Scout leader, a very beautiful, sexy, thick woman, uh, who, uh, trains young Girl Scout women-

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Who are you thinking?

• 1:13:13Andrew Santino?

  -to kill men-

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:13:15Andrew Santino?

  -who have done her wrong. It's almost like a, uh, it's a female empowerment film, and all the while, they're selling cookies to make money to fuel their, their revenge on all these men that have done them wrong.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  My god.

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty great.

• 1:13:27Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  You like it?

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  They're young children that murder.

• 1:13:30Andrew Santino?

  No, no, they're Girl Scouts, but they're all grown women by this point. Now they're just avenging their death through the Girl Scouts.

• 1:13:34Speaker 06

  So they train the children to kill?

• 1:13:36Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:13:37Speaker 06

  I don't know if that's gonna market well.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Why, Toka? Toka, express yourself, why?

• 1:13:41Speaker 06

  Interesting. Well, um, you know, I don't think it's gonna appeal to the general audience, like, child neglect.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, I like it.

• 1:13:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so. This is Hollywood at its finest. Yeah, yeah. This is Hollywood. One guy in the room goes. You're an intern, shut the fuck up. We like it. Yeah, we like it. By the way, great movie. It's a great movie. A thickment. Very good. The Girl Scouts are trained to take revenge on men who have done them wrong. Amazing. All right, well, we'll say thank you to Tok and thank you to Willow. Thank you so much. You guys are great. You guys are fucking amazing. We love you. Give it up for these guys. Join the others. Do we want to take one more for fun?

• 1:14:15Speaker 05

  Two more in general.

• 1:14:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, get them over here. Yeah, get them in here. Yeah, get them in here. Guys, you guys are the best. Thank you. And good luck on everything. Hello.

• 1:14:24Andrew Santino?

  You gonna be Capote the rest of the time?

• 1:14:28Andrew Santino?

  What's your name? Oh, wait, let's guess. Hold on. Yeah. Her name is? Slavankia. Slavanka. Slavanka, and his name is?

• 1:14:37Andrew Santino?

  Tweet. Tweet. Tweet. Slavankia and Tweet. Yeah. And your real names are?

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  JJ.

• 1:14:44Andrew Santino?

  JJ? Whoa, JJ. When we said Tweet, I don't like your reaction. Got a little defensive there. What does JJ stand for?

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  Jeffrey Jr.

• 1:14:52Andrew Santino?

  Jeffrey Jr. Cause your father's Jeff.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 1:14:54Andrew Santino?

  That's the big J. Your little J. You have Vulcan.

• 1:14:57Speaker 02

  What? Have Vulcan?

• 1:15:00Andrew Santino?

  You have a Vulcan-y vibe. Kid's got great teeth. Yeah, great teeth, yeah. Kid's got great teeth. Great lips. Yeah. Is that weird to say?

• 1:15:06Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:15:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I mean, no, if he has nice lips, he likes, he's paying him a compliment. I don't think it's that bad. Slavankia. Slavankia, what's your real name?

• 1:15:13Speaker 08

  It's Gianna, but I go by Gigi.

• 1:15:16Andrew Santino?

  Pretty close. Gigi. To be honest with you, that's in the world, Slavankia, Giovanna. What's your hist- like, what's, what European country does your family come from?

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Italy.

• 1:15:26Speaker 08

  Um, Italy, France. I don't know like exactly.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no one's doing 23andMe anymore after they sold all your dad. Can you put your mic closer to your mouth?

• 1:15:35Speaker 08

  I'm not allowed to do those DNA tests.

• 1:15:37Andrew Santino?

  You shouldn't do them. They're dangerous and silly. Why, why, why? They have your blood for the rest of time.

• 1:15:41Speaker 08

  They can like frame you. They have your DNA.

• 1:15:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. You're afraid of getting framed? I leave my DNA in every hotel room I ever stay in. Gigi, are you afraid of getting framed?

• 1:15:50Speaker 08

  No, no, I.

• 1:15:52Andrew Santino?

  Do you have anything to cover up? Okay, is she being honest, do you think, JJ?

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 1:15:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, okay, well, I don't buy it.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  What do you guys want to do in the biz?

• 1:16:01Speaker 08

  I want to go into editing.

• 1:16:02Andrew Santino?

  You want to be an editor as well? Tough competition with Emma, huh?

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:05Andrew Santino?

  What about you?

• 1:16:06Speaker 02

  Um, I think I'm going the AD route.

• 1:16:08Andrew Santino?

  AD. ADs are great. Smart, that's very smart. An organizational person. You're people person, right?

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:16:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's AD.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  If you ever AD something that I'm in.

• 1:16:19Andrew Santino?

  I quit the film!

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  If you call me in too early, we're gonna have a problemo. What is up with their fucking... They don't know about time?

• 1:16:29Andrew Santino?

  They do.

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  They don't.

• 1:16:30Andrew Santino?

  They do.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Then why do I have to wait four hours?

• 1:16:33Andrew Santino?

  Because they're lighting and they relight and then they change where we're shooting. And you know how this fucking thing goes, it's a nightmare. Who out of the crew hangs out the most?

• 1:16:41Speaker 02

  Well, Toke and I are... have been roommates in college.

• 1:16:45Andrew Santino?

  So Toke and you go back?

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, we go back.

• 1:16:47Andrew Santino?

  Do you like Toke?

• 1:16:48Speaker 02

  I am a big fan of him.

• 1:16:49Andrew Santino?

  You guys are good friends.

• 1:16:50Bobby Lee?

  You guys do night whispers?

• 1:16:52Andrew Santino?

  You night whisper? When you sleep and you...

• 1:16:54Bobby Lee?

  You guys do night whisper?

• 1:16:55Andrew Santino?

  You go, "Toke? What are you thinking about?"

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Say, "Toke, Toke, Toke, yeah. What you thinking about?

• 1:17:03Andrew Santino?

  Grilled cheese sandwiches.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I really want one real bad.

• 1:17:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I wish we had a kitchen. You have a kitchen?

• 1:17:10Speaker 02

  They do. We do.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  We have a kitchen. What? We have a fucking kitchen? Kitchen? Do you have cheese or cheese? There's probably no cheese. Wait, do you have a fridge?

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  They do. We have a fridge. Fucking fridge? When did we get a fucking fridge? Do we have a grill? Do you have a grill? They do. No, no grill, what the fuck? We have a grill. No, he said fourth floor. Fourth floor, we have a fucking grill. On the fourth floor, we have a grill. Right, so do we have cheese and bread? We can do it. Let's do it. Let's make it.

• 1:17:40Andrew Santino?

  Do you do that ever with Toke?

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. You don't whisper at night?

• 1:17:44Andrew Santino?

  And who do you live with?

• 1:17:46Speaker 08

  I live with the girls, but I have...

• 1:17:47Andrew Santino?

  All the girls live together?

• 1:17:48Speaker 08

  Yeah. But I have my own room, because there's three of us.

• 1:17:51Andrew Santino?

  There's three girls, you all have your own room, obviously.

• 1:17:54Speaker 08

  I do.

• 1:17:54Bobby Lee?

  Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna give you guys money. I'm being real.

• 1:17:59Andrew Santino?

  He is.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  What are you laughing about?

• 1:18:00Speaker 02

  If you want to give money.

• 1:18:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:02Andrew Santino?

  He's allowed to laugh.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  But you guys are gonna fucking get dinner tonight. Okay?

• 1:18:06Andrew Santino?

  On us.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  On us. Do you have any cash on you?

• 1:18:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I got cash in the bag.

• 1:18:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:18:10Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you some cash.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  We'll give you some cash. You guys are gonna get a nice dinner, okay? On the... we treat.

• 1:18:15Andrew Santino?

  What's that... like, what's that... In your mind, what's a nice dinner downtown? Is there a nice dinner downtown that you know of? What do you guys usually eat, eat in downtown? Because everything closes down there.

• 1:18:24Bobby Lee?

  But on the way from here to there, there's places, they go to Bob's Big Boy, I don't know.

• 1:18:28Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, yeah, that's true.

• 1:18:29Speaker 08

  We've all been like kinda cooking a lot.

• 1:18:31Andrew Santino?

  You cook a lot.

• 1:18:31Speaker 08

  We're like doing like frozen meals.

• 1:18:33Andrew Santino?

  Frozen meals.

• 1:18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:34Andrew Santino?

  Cooking and frozen meals.

• 1:18:35Bobby Lee?

  Not tonight, baby, right? And if you take the cash and don't get a meal, I'm gonna have a problemo with it.

• 1:18:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna have a problem with it, you can do whatever you want.

• 1:18:43Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not me.

• 1:18:44Andrew Santino?

  Your money.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  You're spending, you're spending on a meal tonight, on us.

• 1:18:47Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  You know, you're shady right now, Slovakia, okay?

• 1:18:51Andrew Santino?

  What did you think, first thing out of her mouth, she was like, I don't want them to, I don't want them to frame me. So she's obviously got some weird shit going on.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  You got some weird trust issues, I think.

• 1:18:57Speaker 08

  I just got social anxiety.

• 1:18:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do?

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do, oh, I'm sorry.

• 1:19:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm glad we put you on the show.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:03Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know you, well.

• 1:19:03Speaker 08

  No, this is a good exercise.

• 1:19:05Andrew Santino?

  This is good.

• 1:19:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:06Andrew Santino?

  We have anxiety.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know what's great?

• 1:19:09Speaker 08

  You know what you wouldn't think.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm anxious now. I'm full of anxiety.

• 1:19:14Andrew Santino?

  We have terrible anxiety.

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:15Andrew Santino?

  It comes in different forms.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  We'll do some improv exercises then, to get you through it.

• 1:19:19Andrew Santino?

  Let's do, let's do one, see if we can get you through it.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  You wanna do, you wanna try one?

• 1:19:22Andrew Santino?

  And you wanna be an AD, and what do you wanna be again?

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  Editor.

• 1:19:25Andrew Santino?

  Editor with Emma, that's right.

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do an improv exercise, okay? You're doing a TED Talk, okay?

• 1:19:31Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  So let me see.

• 1:19:33Andrew Santino?

  A Tina Talk.

• 1:19:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to be very confident, even though we're gonna give you a topic. You have to pretend you really, you're a professional, you know what you're talking about.

• 1:19:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:43Bobby Lee?

  There's thousands of people in this room, they paid money, and they're here to hear an expert on a topic.

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So you're gonna go up and you're gonna say, you're, you're gonna make up a name, you know what I mean, where you're from, and you're gonna go into this topic for like a minute.

• 1:19:57Andrew Santino?

  And, and the technology?

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, cause it's, what's the topic?

• 1:20:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, the thing you invented was, uh, you were the one that, that decided that the box, uh, at streetlights, that it goes, wait, or walk, walk, walk, that's you.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:13Andrew Santino?

  That's actually your voice, the original one was your voice.

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:16Andrew Santino?

  So you were the girl that invented, wait, go, walk, walk, that's you.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:22Andrew Santino?

  Okay?

• 1:20:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:23Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I'm talking about?

• 1:20:23Speaker 08

  I had to talk about that for a minute.

• 1:20:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, one minute, one easy minute.

• 1:20:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so I'm gonna introduce you, okay? Ladies and gentlemen, lights down, and, um, how about a round of applause for our presenter for this evening?

• 1:20:37Bobby Lee?

  You don't clap for yourself.

• 1:20:38Andrew Santino?

  No, you can. If you're really excited about your project.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:41Speaker 08

  Yeah, I am.

• 1:20:43Andrew Santino?

  Slovakia. Slovakia.

• 1:20:46Speaker 08

  Slovakia. And I have invented something that you have all used in your life many times.

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  What is it? I wonder what it is.

• 1:20:54Speaker 08

  It's actually the crosswalk box that says wait and...

• 1:21:01Speaker 08

  And it tells you to walk.

• 1:21:02Andrew Santino?

  That's what she invented?

• 1:21:04Speaker 08

  Okay. No, listen. Listen. I'm serious. Think about this, okay? If this wasn't a thing, we'd all be getting hit by cars.

• 1:21:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, we... Not really. I mean, we have...

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  And we could see the green and red.

• 1:21:18Speaker 08

  No, no, no, no, no. No. We need...

• 1:21:25Speaker 08

  This is a very important thing that is in every city, in every state, and I'm everywhere.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can we... We have some questions. We have some questions. Can you... We ask some questions?

• 1:21:38Andrew Santino?

  I like how we gave her a great invention and she somehow made it sound like it was not worth it.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:42Andrew Santino?

  Like, for some reason now I'm like, "God, that is not... That's not worth it."

• 1:21:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:47Andrew Santino?

  It was invented for the... For the blind.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean...

• 1:21:50Andrew Santino?

  It was. You know that? It was invented for blind? Yeah, to help them get across the streets.

• 1:21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:54Andrew Santino?

  That's why you hear go "coup, coup", so the noises echo each other so they can find out how far it is and where they're going. But you hate blind people. You've said that on the show. The first thing out of your mouth is, "I hate blind people." No, you did a good job pitching that.

• 1:22:05Bobby Lee?

  Very good. That was very good.

• 1:22:06Andrew Santino?

  Very good. I actually really liked it.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  You wanna do one?

• 1:22:08Andrew Santino?

  Not really.

• 1:22:10Speaker 08

  Okay, I think you should.

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  I think you should. I think you should.

• 1:22:12Andrew Santino?

  You know, she said she has social anxiety and she really powered through it.

• 1:22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:16Andrew Santino?

  And I think... And I applaud you genuinely. That was fucking great, Gigi.

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:20Andrew Santino?

  Gigi.

• 1:22:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:21Andrew Santino?

  All right, let's go, JJ. JJ and Gigi.

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  TED Talk or no?

• 1:22:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's gotta do a TED Talk. And what did he invent? You two tell him. I did hers.

• 1:22:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, bubble wrap.

• 1:22:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is fantastic.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:32Andrew Santino?

  All right, ladies and gentlemen, your presenter for the night, JJ.

• 1:22:39Speaker 02

  You know how like you order something and then it gets damaged on the way.

• 1:22:46Andrew Santino?

  That happens to me, yeah.

• 1:22:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, like human bodies?

• 1:22:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, yeah, body parts always get dinged up.

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  What if you had a wrap made a bubble to stop that?

• 1:22:56Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean made a bubble? I don't understand. Like bubbles they float and then they pop like little kids.

• 1:23:00Bobby Lee?

  We already have that though. Is this the guy that invented it?

• 1:23:02Andrew Santino?

  What does he do? What does he? What do you mean?

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  I did bubble wrap.

• 1:23:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you invented bubble wrap?

• 1:23:07Speaker 02

  I did.

• 1:23:09Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:23:09Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:23:10Bobby Lee?

  This is not turning into a TED Talk, it's turning into like an answer question.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking to the fucking speaker for, dude?

• 1:23:20Andrew Santino?

  There's only two of us in this room. I mean, my god, you didn't sell any fucking tickets. It seemed like a Q and A.

• 1:23:26Bobby Lee?

  I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:27Andrew Santino?

  You invented bubble wrap?

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:29Andrew Santino?

  And what gave you the, what gave you the instinct to invent something like that?

• 1:23:33Speaker 02

  Um, well, I ordered like a TV and then it shattered on the way. So I thought we need better protection in like the postal system.

• 1:23:40Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  Very smart.

• 1:23:41Andrew Santino?

  Smart. I don't know why you're ordering TVs through the postal system, but

• 1:23:45Andrew Santino?

  outside of that, I think it's fantastic.

• 1:23:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:47Andrew Santino?

  JJ, you're gonna make a great AD someday.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  A very good AD, yeah.

• 1:23:50Andrew Santino?

  And you're gonna be a great editor. Who's better at editing, you or Emma? Be honest. Go fast. Go. Honestly. Don't even think about it.

• 1:23:55Speaker 08

  I haven't really seen much of her stuff.

• 1:23:56Andrew Santino?

  We need to have an edit.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, slam.

• 1:23:58Andrew Santino?

  Let's have an edit off.

• 1:23:59Bobby Lee?

  Slam to Emma.

• 1:24:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that was a slam. Oh, I didn't really see stuff that she does. I don't like stuff that she does. That's a little down there.

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  I mean, she's ass. I just kind of don't want to see it.

• 1:24:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she does edit. Not that I know of.

• 1:24:10Bobby Lee?

  I've seen it from afar. I don't think she's doing it right.

• 1:24:12Andrew Santino?

  A lot of other people say she edits, but I don't, not that I know of. It's not really my thing.

• 1:24:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:16Andrew Santino?

  All right, well, JJ and Gigi, we appreciate you very much. Thank you for being on the show.

• 1:24:19Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much for coming on.

• 1:24:20Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, you guys. Look at that. They passed. Did they get a grade for that? Did they pass some sort of test?

• 1:24:24Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:24:25Andrew Santino?

  Let's say this, uh, we, uh...

• 1:24:28Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for all your birthday condolences.

• 1:24:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was great.

• 1:24:33Andrew Santino?

  Can I say an honest thing real fast? A truthful thing? It's the wrong word. Yeah. He didn't die. Died on his birthday.

• 1:24:44Andrew Santino?

  I want to say, I want to say something genuine. Am I dumb? Honestly, am I dumb? No. No, be real, am I dumb? You're an artist. Why? Because I say, okay. Do you think I'm dumb? Yeah.

• 1:24:58Bobby Lee?

  You really do?

• 1:24:58Andrew Santino?

  No, of course not. All right. I wouldn't do something with you if I didn't think you were intelligent. Are you being real? Yeah, if you were a fucking idiot, I wouldn't. I mean, I, I could freak, I, yeah. Here's the thing, I think you are what we call an idiot savant. Meaning you're brilliant in your own very specific way. Yeah. And, and by the way, that's, that's what makes you so special. I'm not smart, but I- Oh, you're bright. No. An idiot savant refers to an individual with mental disability who also demonstrates extraordinary abilities in a specific specialized area. That's fact. The term is now considered outdated and potentially ableist. Did not know that. Instead prefer to the more respectful term, individual savant syndrome. Sorry. I like idiot. I'll go back to idiot. Yeah, you're an idiot.

• 1:25:39Speaker 05

  That could also be a special name, idiot savant.

• 1:25:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Uh, I just want to say this. I want to say thank you to everybody who watched my special, White Noise, on Hulu and Disney Plus, or wherever you get it. It's all over the globe on Disney Plus, Hulu in North America, I believe. I want to say thank you. It means the world to me. I know the world is chaos right now. Uh, and I'm glad that we can make comedy that lets people forget about all of the nonsense in the world and just have a laugh. So, thank you for watching White Noise. It means the world to me. Thank you. And also- Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend.

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