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• 0:02Speaker 00

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• 0:24Andrew Santino?

  We had our friends. We spoke with our friends and they had a little submission over at Pardon My Take. I want you to hear this. Put on your headphones. It's an interesting. Interesting thickening the plot over here, maybe. Let's hear it.

• 0:38Bobby Lee?

  Andrew Santino, Bad Friends, great show. Out on all platforms, Apple, Spotify, YouTube. Great guy. Andrew Santino. Shout to him.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  All right, so I won't get into details, but if you were to say you can't pick Bobby or Andrew Santino as your favorite parts of the Bad Friends podcast, what would be your third favorite or first favorite?

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll go with the fancy in the booth. Shout to him. Great guy.

• 1:00Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  He's a film producer, does a lot of fun videos.

• 1:03Speaker 03

  Who else is in the booth?

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  Film producer?

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  All men?

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the booth, yeah, a lot of men in the booth, yeah. Shout to the booth.

• 1:12Speaker 03

  Do they have any producers?

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  They got recurring guests. I think the lady who plays in the band on Kill Tony is recurring at Once Upon a Time.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  What about the girl who's obsessed with eating Uncrustables that we could maybe have you go out on a date with?

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, she sits on the inflatable couches. That's not the booth.

• 1:31Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, great show. What a show. You guys should all check it out. It's a great show.

• 1:36Speaker 03

  I don't know. She loves Uncrustables.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Great, I will say great snack choice.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41Bobby Lee?

  Uncrustables fantastic sandwich.

• 1:42Speaker 03

  You have great eyes.

• 1:43Bobby Lee?

  I've got a, I actually have a, well, I don't know if I have any more because I did move. I did have an Uncrustable puncher, so I could make Uncrustables at home.

• 1:49Speaker 03

  Oh, you had your own?

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they make ones you can just punch them out.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  Fuck, yeah.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you could do it with ham and cheese and peanut butter and jelly.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Sounds like you guys would make a great couple.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I, great show. They run a great program.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God, he likes you. He likes you. Really likes you.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He got scared. Yeah, that is true, yeah.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  We should do a collab.

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  So, we gotta do a collab. Pause it on him.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:10Speaker 04

  Who is this?

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  Pause it on him.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Shout out to.

• 2:12Andrew Santino?

  It's Fat Andrew.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Think she'd be a bad friend. You don't know Fat Andrew?

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  This gentleman has a big crush on you.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  And he's, he's perhaps. Shooting his shot is what I feel like it is.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  That's what it feels like.

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  He's a really nice kid. I met him.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  So Uncrustables, you like them? I don't even know that. There's an Uncrustable in the house.

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  She ate them on the Burt Pod. When those guys came on the show.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  That's right, that's right.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  She ate like six on camera.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  There he is.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  So here's Zach right there. Would you go on a date with Zach perhaps, Rudy?

• 2:42Speaker 04

  That could be. Um, he's, I like his eyes.

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  You like his eyes? That's a good start.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Caribbean blue is what I call it.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  Are you interested in maybe going on a date with this man if we set this up? The guy on the left, he's got a big, big crush on you. He was too shy to say it to me when I met him. But now we know the truth.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Maybe. What does he do?

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  He's a producer for that show, for Pardon My Take. He's a producer and he's very good at his job. Unlike the producers that we have on this show. Handsome.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  I like the ham and cheese idea.

• 3:06Andrew Santino?

  You like the ham and cheese Uncrustable idea?

• 3:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  So this is something we can move forward on, perhaps if we can get a merging of maybe.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  Where does he live, this guy?

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  Chicago.

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  It's not gonna work.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  I think it is.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't like winter.

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  We'll travel for love is what Zach said.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:19Andrew Santino?

  So that's him on the right. Cool guy.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Cool guy.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Dresses well, good style, smart, sweet, funny, very funny.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Funny guy.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  So what do we think? Rudy, can we maybe do a date?

• 3:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, maybe.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  We love Zach very much. He's the man. And maybe we'll set up a little date for you guys. Because you might like him. His style is cool. So is that a yes?

• 3:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 3:36Speaker 05

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to another episode of Bad Friends. I'm your captain, Robert Young Lee.

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  And I'm on the shore saying, pick me up, pick me up, pick me up.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna pick you up as soon as the fog. Whoop, whoop.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Exactly. Hey, can we go to an ICP show at some point? Whoop, whoop. I want to get sprayed with Faygo and get soaked in sugar water. Have you not seen these concerts? They look so fun. I want to whoop, whoop, dude. Whoop, whoop. You know who ICP is?

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Hamburger.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 4:18Speaker 04

  What's ICP?

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, I got it. It's closely related to urinary tract infections.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Is it? That's ICP. That's the insane clown posse and the shows are all over the internet again.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  Because they spray everybody with Faygo.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Exhibit number one. Can we go to, can we go to?

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  It's pop. It's soda.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Soda pop.

• 4:42Speaker 04

  And that's fun?

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  That's fun. Look, they're spraying everybody.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  They're spraying everybody with soda pop.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  And they all wear a.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  I do great.

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  I was at this, by the way.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were oranged up on this. Fanta?

• 4:52Andrew Santino?

  I was here.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he was fanted up on this.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  I was playing a show in DC and someone goes, there's an ICP gathering.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  At the.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  At the No Reflecting Pole?

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude, no, this is back in the day. This isn't recent because they went there before and I went and I was there. I was there.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I got UTI there. Urinary, urinary.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Tract infection. ICP insane clown posse. You've never heard of them before?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  No. Well, Rudy Jules is back on the show. Give it up for Rudy Jules.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I want to say, welcome back. And I live with her and I, you know, she said, what did she say when your mom left?

• 5:26Speaker 04

  That I clean.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna clean, you're gonna do everything that she's done, right? Can we go to? Hold the towels. All that, all that. Can we go to, can we go to exhibit number one? This is, this is my fridge. Okay, this is my fridge and my fridge is supposed to be stacked with sugar-free Red Bulls, Diet Coke and bottles of water. And what we got here, exhibit A, is an ice doom on the side. All right, so you've got one of those ice dunes that you love and then, yeah, so nothing in there. Exhibit number two, please. No towels. This is supposed to be packed with towels.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  That's fake. I restock your towels all the time.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Too late.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  Too late.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  I feel like you just take out.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no. He uses too many towels. Exhibit number three, please.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  You went from A to two to three.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  You know what this is?

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Uh, warts, foot warts.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  It's a, very close.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's, she let Julio out when my girlfriend was over. So we're supposed to coordinate. Julio goes ape shit crazy.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  And bites her.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  And bites her in the fucking foot and she starts crying.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  Can I be honest?

• 6:39Speaker 04

  It's, it's, it's small. It's not that bad.

• 6:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  But that's, that's her fault.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not her.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  Julio's rabid. You know that going into it.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  No, but you're supposed to.

• 6:48Speaker 04

  I've been coordinating. It's just, it was so quiet. I thought like, oh.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  We eat quiet.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  They always eat quiet.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  We eat quiet.

• 6:56Speaker 04

  You're always loud.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but at times we are quiet.

• 6:59Speaker 04

  Usually you would be like, oh, we're at the.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  That's not my, no, I'm not, dude, I'm not.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  I have lungs.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:05Speaker 04

  You can just say, oh, we're.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  You're the IRGC, okay? All right, you're gonna act the way you're gonna act, right? But I don't like it. That's not bad. It's a bad reference. It's IRGC. That's a bad reference, but.

• 7:18Speaker 04

  I felt really bad, though.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  What? The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps? Did I got that right? Iranian Revolutionary Guard.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Are you watching a lot of Face the Nation? How do you?

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  The IRGC.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  The IRGC, yeah. So I got close.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm tuned out of all this shit.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  I know you are.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Not even remotely interested anymore.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they're involved. My point is, is this, okay, that you made my girlfriend cry.

• 7:47Speaker 04

  I know. It was so sad.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I want a public apology for that.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the time. We're on public, we're on public.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  If he's not here, why am I saying sorry to you?

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  What? Because she's my girlfriend. Apologize to me and I'll relay the information to her.

• 8:03Speaker 04

  I've already said sorry so many times and she said it's okay.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  She just cried because Julio was.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  It was so traumatic.

• 8:11Andrew Santino?

  I saw it. Nobody likes to get bit by a dog.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Nobody likes it.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  I mean, nobody likes to get bit by a dog.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:17Andrew Santino?

  This is not a fun thing that happens.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  It's not a fun thing that happens.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  And people who don't have control of the dogs don't stock the towels and don't stock.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  What say you?

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  Should feel bad.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  What say you?

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Ice dune.

• 8:26Speaker 04

  I clean his house every week. It's just, I can't do it every day because I'm also babysitting. And he wants me there 24/7.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Who are you babysitting?

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  I mean, she's also babysitting you a little bit, so it's kind of. It's a big baby and a real baby.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  He, he doesn't know how to clean the dishes. It's like there's shit stains everywhere.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 04

  There's like blood stains from.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  From my girlfriend?

• 8:53Speaker 04

  From you.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, the blood stains from my girlfriend, from her foot.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  From being bit by a dog.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:58Speaker 04

  There's a lot and like I'm also babysitting, so I tell.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Who are you babysitting for?

• 9:03Speaker 04

  Um, Esther's baby.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Exhibit B, dude.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Exhibit B?

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Or exhibit two. Yeah, I don't know. It's two or B.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  It's two B.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  So, what say you?

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  Or not.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Or not?

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  To be.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  To be. To be. To be or not?

• 9:18Speaker 04

  Momma's coming, home's coming.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't care.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  Wait, your mom's coming back?

• 9:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she has to.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  All right, the love of my life is back.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she has to come back.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  I gotta take her out on a dinner date.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Yes, dude.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  Don't, don't I?

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Best to you.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  I'll take her wherever she wants to go.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna take her on.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Nice restaurant.

• 9:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Hey, you know what?

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  She's gonna live with me now. She's gonna live with me and my wife and she's gonna be, and you know what?

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  I need her, dude, because she's doing shit.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I need her, dude.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  No, we need her at the house.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  You can't steal my Filipino.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm taking her.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  You cannot steal my Filipino.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I can.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I got it on discount.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you have a contract? Do you have a contract with him?

• 9:52Speaker 04

  No.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  No? Well, okay. You ought to get a lawyer, dude.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  She's never paid rent.

• 9:56Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Have you?

• 9:58Speaker 04

  No.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  Free car.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Who pays for your phone? I don't, I don't know.

• 10:03Speaker 04

  You pay.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  You don't know that. Somebody told you.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  I just got it.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  You got the bill?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I got it. I just got it. Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah. What else?

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  What else is going on in life besides you not stocking the towels in the fridge?

• 10:17Speaker 04

  Just babysitting, getting people.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  How many babies?

• 10:21Speaker 04

  Two.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Esther has two kids now. And you're watching. No.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  He will never meet them.

• 10:27Speaker 04

  Why?

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Because he doesn't have a sphere. Didn't even get there.

• 10:30Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't have a what?

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Sphere, I don't know.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Sphere? I've never, I've never met her babies.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  They're really cute.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I don't know when, how do I meet people's kids? It's like a, when do you?

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Come over to my house.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  No, thanks. I just don't.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  I have like pool parties at my house with kids.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  Like I meet his daughter because he brings her here. If Esther came on the show and brought her kids, I'd.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I have a date, like I have like a pool party, you know what I mean, with all the kids, which I do.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Not going to that. I go to adult pool parties.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  I know. Well, that's the problem.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  That's your problem.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because Kalala has a baby.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Comes over.

• 11:04Speaker 04

  Saturday you should come.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  No, put it in the cage. Don't you lock those things up? Put some bananas in there and you can walk away for a couple hours.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  White kids?

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  That's what you do with whites.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  You lock them up and you go.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  No, Brandon!

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  No! And then you go do whatever you need to do.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Chad.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Chad, sit.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  My parents used to leave me in the apartment and go to the bar around the corner and I'd look at them out the window, walking to the bar.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  God, I would want a white kid slave.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  You just leave it.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  You can leave whites.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  And you're gonna go clean that, climb that cliff? They love to climb the cliff.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  We love, we're big cliff climbers.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Jump it off.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Latchkey kids, that's exactly right. That's what we are.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Latchkey kids.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  I was latchkey, were you?

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  I was.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  I was a survivor.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  I was a survivor.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  We're out in these streets.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  We're on the streets.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  I was driven, I was driven to.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  It was dangerous, dude.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  Elementary school.

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  The mashed potato gang? They threw mashed potatoes at you.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  They threw them at you for sure.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  I got tripped into school by a guy in a station wagon with his wife who could have easily been child abductors. We just got put in, they were like people in the neighborhood.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  Not good.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  We had no homeless.

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  Uh, this is when I was in Chicago, so we had homeless. But I mean, I don't.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Growing up, I had no homeless.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then when I first saw one, it was like star, starstruck.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  Would you want to hug him?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  It was like running into Gandalf.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  There's two homeless people that were on the news, they were boning right up the street from here.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  They're boning.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Because when you're, when you don't grow up with homelessness and you come to LA and you see it.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Shocking.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  It's great.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you like it?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Voldemort shit.

• 12:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, you heard it here. If you're a homeless person and you need somewhere to live, we'll put up Bobby's address.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  I poked it.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  Down below. Yeah, go to Bobby's house.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:39Andrew Santino?

  You poked one?

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I didn't think it was real.

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  A homeless person?

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went boop.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  You're so Hollywood.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  It's so real.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  You think it's all part of?

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was all a part of.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  CBS rad for this?

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  Casting the streets of LA.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  AI movie magic.

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  So you're just babysitting, that's all you're doing?

• 12:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Good. Pull the mic closer to your mouth. It's been a long time since.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  It's been a long time coming.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, she doesn't have the headphones on, so she can't even hear that she can't.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Don't, don't put it on, it's fine, you don't want to ruin your hair.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  You don't want to ruin your hair. Um, she, um, had some romantics.

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Romantics?

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  What happened to that guy you were dating, that guy? That's long gone?

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  That's it. He just came back.

• 13:16Speaker 04

  The Guava guy?

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he came back into the picture?

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  The Belgium guy.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  What happened with him?

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  He came back. Did he not come back?

• 13:22Speaker 04

  He came back and that's it.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so you're dating again?

• 13:25Speaker 04

  No.

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  No, that's over.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  No.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not over.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Friends with benefits.

• 13:31Speaker 04

  No, it's just something.

• 13:32Speaker 06

  Are you playing the fifth?

• 13:33Speaker 04

  It's just something.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, what is it?

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  What are you, Fauci?

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  How the fuck did you let that happen?

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  How did you sleep at night?

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  What is it? So you, it's just.

• 13:43Speaker 04

  We're just talking, we're just blah, blah, blah, but it's not like there's a label in it.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, labels are hard.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Sure, but especially in that age range, they don't fucking.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  They don't know. Yeah, your generation even don't, you don't even know how to do it.

• 13:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, so.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  So if he texts, if he texts you now to hang out, you're gonna hang out or go, no, no, no, no?

• 14:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he's in Belgium, so how am I supposed to?

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  I thought you said he came back.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  He came back last, two weeks ago.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  To hang out with her.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  Did he stay at your place?

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  No, they get it, she pays for an Airbnb.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  No, he did.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:17Speaker 04

  He did.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 14:19Speaker 04

  I don't have money for that.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  He make you waffles?

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's their thing.

• 14:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they love it. They love it. They love strawberries and waffles.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  He's a white, though.

• 14:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's handsome.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Shocked that you're with a white.

• 14:32Speaker 06

  Traitor.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, traitor. Of all the, after all this shit, you talked about the whites.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  Now you're back with a white.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  Well, he's not that white.

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to hear, I don't want to talk about that at all. You like babies?

• 14:44Speaker 04

  I'm okay with them.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  She's good at them.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  I would never hand you a baby.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  No, she's so good with babies. Oh my God, they love her.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Doubt it.

• 14:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's like the Filipino version of that one girl.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  Hi! Hello, Timmy!

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Who's that guy?

• 15:00Andrew Santino?

  Miss Rachel?

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  I call her that one girl.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She, the kids love her.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  They do, huh?

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  Why do you think they love you?

• 15:11Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  They feel, they feel safe around you?

• 15:14Speaker 04

  Maybe.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  The babies.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Auntie, auntie. But I got Lady to like me.

• 15:19Speaker 04

  Oh my God, yeah.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, you have no idea what I did the other night.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  It was a, it was like Lord of the Rings stuff. Adventure, I'll tell you that.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  Where did you go?

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  In my house.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  What's?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  I went to my house and I.

• 15:32Speaker 06

  A small venture.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a small venture and, um, but long. And so Kalila and, um, they have a new dog.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Lady, that's right, you said that.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  You know Lady.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they named it Lady.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then I had to.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  Really stretching the bounds of.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  They are.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's a guy, though, right?

• 15:49Speaker 04

  He looks like Lady from The Trunk, Lady and the Trunk.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's original.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, hack.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  But that, yeah, she does look like that.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  Cute dog.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Cute dog. So, um, the other day, she was gone. Right? And so this is what I do now. She leaves them in the spare room. So when she's gone for a long time, well, I'll, I'll transfer the dogs into her room.

• 16:10Speaker 04

  He never listens to me. He's so incompetent. It's like crazy.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  And the reason why I put her in, because it gives her a time tick.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Because if she's, if you don't get, if you don't get home, the dogs are gonna poo and pee on your bed.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  It's a lesson learned.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  It's a lesson learned. So I keep them in your room.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  I can always be at that house!

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, get home soon, because they're gonna poo on your, pee on your bed.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  I'm just gone four hours and then you, you react like I'm gone for the whole day.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  No, that's, that's not true at all! You, you said you're gonna come over at seven! I can look at the game! What time? Now eight!

• 16:46Speaker 06

  Those are the four hours he's awake when you're gone.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, you're so smart. God, you got it on lock.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I'm telling you.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling you.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  You need to free yourself from this prison.

• 16:57Speaker 04

  I tell, I tell him, I'm leaving at six, I'll be back around like eleven, ten, eleven. And then he acts like I'm gone for the whole day and then he never listens to me and then the dogs shit everywhere in my room and he's like, that's what you get.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  That's what you get.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  That's what you get. The irony being, it's your house.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  But not, not all my dogs.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  But it's your home.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 17:22Andrew Santino?

  So the poop is still inside of the home that you own.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  So this is kind of a double.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  But it's her room.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  Sure, it's her room inside of a home that you own.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  So still your house. When it move, when, when you move out.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  The poo house is still your house.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  I know, then I do a deep plan.

• 17:35Andrew Santino?

  Ah, okay.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  And also can I say this? The other day, um, I made a very nice spectacle in your bedroom where the cat, cats vomited on it and all the trail of ants that went to your, into your bed.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 17:46Speaker 04

  Cause I told you.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  That's a little extra flavor that I put in there. What?

• 17:51Speaker 04

  I told you, don't let the cats inside the room and you left the door so wide open.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:57Speaker 04

  And then there was so much vomit and ants.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  You're like the guy who lights the house on fire with his family in it and you stay in the house.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  You don't leave, just leave.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  I have to die too.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to, you have to go down with the ship.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm one of those guys, yeah.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm fine because of the heat, we have baby lizards are in the house now. They've found their way in.

• 18:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  But I keep, the problem was I keep trying to get them outside. I don't want to kill them.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  So I keep trying to like scoop them into cups because if you grab them, they're so sensitive. I tried to grab one, the foot.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  They're so quick, right?

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, its foot fell off.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  No, they, they, they, they, they can regrow stuff.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  What are you ripping feet, lizard feet?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  I went to grab it with my hand like this, but they're so sensitive, they're not good for touching. It, its foot fucking came off.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  And then my wife was like, its foot's off! And then I tried to grab it again and I felt like I, another piece of it fell off.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  And so at this point, I sandal flicked it out because I, I'm trying not to kill it.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you killed it.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  In, in, well, he's limbless now.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  You do it limb by limb.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  I call, we call him Lieutenant Dan when he comes back.

• 18:53Andrew Santino?

  The poor fuck, though. I, I, this is the third lizard we've found in the house that I've tried to get out.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  They're so small and quick.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  But he said because the, uh, uh, the pool guy said, um, it's because of all the heat that they're trying to come inside.

• 19:05Speaker 04

  Just keep them in.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would say that. Keep them in.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  Listen here, poo room.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't want the lizards in the house because then other animals are coming in. If the lizard's in there, that means other animals are in there.

• 19:16Speaker 06

  It's a different house situation.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  My room.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we don't have poo inside of our house.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:20Speaker 04

  We have like flies.

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  My wife and I don't even poo in our house. We poo outside.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they have high ceilings. Have you been to his house?

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  We dug a pit.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:27Andrew Santino?

  We have high ceiling, we have regular ceiling.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  No, you have high ceiling.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  They're like this.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  No, they're mansion.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  They have a mansion.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 19:32Speaker 04

  The lobby said you have a mansion.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  He would say that.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You do have a mansion.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a regular house. Carlos has been in my house.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Not a regular house.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  It's a regular house.

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Is it like your house?

• 19:40Speaker 06

  Growing up?

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  No, now.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  He lives in an apartment.

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. It's not like your house.

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, a house and apartment is not the same thing.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  God, you're getting very defensive. Yes, it is.

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  They're both fucking, you know, lodgings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  What a broad.

• 19:53Speaker 06

  It's a normal, nice house.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it's a normal, nice house.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it's a normal, I, okay.

• 19:57Speaker 06

  I really do.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  Don't get into this. You live in the hills, so cut it the fuck out. Hollywood Hills guy, who are your neighbors?

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Corral.

• 20:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, shut the fuck up.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Hollywood.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  You're Bert.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  Bert?

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  Kreischer.

• 20:09Andrew Santino?

  He lives nowhere near me. What are you talking?

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  It's flatland, though.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we live in the flats. Yes, we're flatland guys.

• 20:13Bobby Lee?

  You guys are flatland.

• 20:14Andrew Santino?

  We're flat, we're flatland people. Like you, you're flatland people.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Just her face.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you just?

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you just get your own apartment? Just get your own apartment.

• 20:22Speaker 04

  Well, I need an actual work, like job.

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  Then he'll give you some money.

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  You should give her some money.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Just clean my house!

• 20:30Andrew Santino?

  She can't.

• 20:31Speaker 04

  I'm cleaning your house. I can't just.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Tonight!

• 20:34Speaker 04

  Every.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh no, you're going out.

• 20:36Speaker 04

  You act like I gotta clean every hour. You act like I gotta feed the cats every hour.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  So I can't do that.

• 20:44Andrew Santino?

  Does your girlfriend, is she staying at the house a lot or no?

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  She does, yeah.

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  Does she do it, she's sleeping over more than nights, more nights than not?

• 20:53Bobby Lee?

  She's now, it's getting there.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  Like, do you think you'd move, she'd move in? Is that getting to a close point? Because we are, this is kind of that time. It's been, what?

• 21:01Speaker 06

  Over a year?

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, it's not that time, dude.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  It's not that time?

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  You have no idea what you're talking about.

• 21:06Speaker 06

  She should move in, I think.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  I think she should move in. It's been a year.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  There's no time like today, and I'm gonna say this, okay?

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  You're 55 years old. It's not, it's not, dude, that, that.

• 21:18Bobby Lee?

  The next, okay.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  Like sands through an hourglass.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea.

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  So are the days of our lives.

• 21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's exactly right.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  And let me tell you something, these days, they're numbered.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that's why I don't want to do it.

• 21:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, have her move in.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 21:31Speaker 04

  I want her to live with us.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  You love her.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, if she comes in, you're out.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  Never mind, don't like her anymore.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  If you're, yeah, no. If she's in, you're out.

• 21:42Speaker 04

  That's okay, because she's the best.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  And then where are you gonna go?

• 21:45Speaker 04

  At the Kali.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Good luck sleeping. You have a nice room now.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  You don't you?

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  You're down, you're downstairs, aren't you?

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  No, upstairs.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  And also, um, I redesigned her room.

• 21:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did?

• 22:00Speaker 04

  It's like a...

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Interior design.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, be careful what you wish for.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what? It's like what?

• 22:06Speaker 04

  It just looks like an incel room.

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 22:10Bobby Lee?

  You living in it.

• 22:11Speaker 04

  I know, but it's...

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  Why, is there no windows?

• 22:14Speaker 04

  It's just dark, like, the walls are...

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  That's not incel. Darkness is not incel.

• 22:18Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:20Andrew Santino?

  It is. Bring up AI incel room. I guarantee you, it's just a dark room with a computer and a plate full of food and empty cans. That's not an incel room. That's an incel room.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  No, that's what...

• 22:30Speaker 06

  This one.

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  That one, there it is.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  So, your room looks like that?

• 22:33Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  No, it looks more like, go, go up. Yeah, the first one? It looks more like that. Yeah, dark like that. Yes, it does. Dark like that.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  It's just dark walls.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And that's your fucking living room. High, high ceilings.

• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  That's my living room. I just have one target on the wall.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:53Andrew Santino?

  And a bunch of different blankets that don't match.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  That could have been us.

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  That is us. That's us in our, in our core.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  So, two nights ago, I went to go see, uh, a quartet play Michael Jackson's greatest hits. It was amazing. A cellist, a, a piccolo, a violinist.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  And a monkey. Going to a bar.

• 23:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, Bubbles was there. Bubbles was there.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  Bubbles played.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  He better.

• 23:16Andrew Santino?

  It was amazing, though. It was incredible. It was hard to not sing along. You forget how many songs that you're like, I know every one of these lyrics.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Off the Wall's a great album, Thriller.

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  Bad.

• 23:25Bobby Lee?

  Bad, yeah.

• 23:25Andrew Santino?

  You just know every lyric, like, you, it's just...

• 23:27Bobby Lee?

  Tell me if you want to.

• 23:29Andrew Santino?

  Tell me...

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Annie.

• 23:29Andrew Santino?

  What? Tell me if you want to, Annie?

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Tell me if you want to, Annie. You've been bit by a smooth criminal.

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  You got bit by a smooth criminal. If you said that to your girlfriend when Hoochie Leo went off.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Annie, don't do that, okay? Annie, don't do it one day. I don't want that, Annie. You've been bit by a smooth criminal.

• 23:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:51Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what it is.

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly what it is.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  But I love it.

• 23:54Andrew Santino?

  There was, yeah, he, Mikey, Mikey Skyped in to the show.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  That was in a, um, a Men in Black movie.

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Men in Black 2.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:03Andrew Santino?

  That was what that screenshot is from.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm slow.

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  So, nothing new in your world other than babysitting? You're just babysitting?

• 24:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  And what's your career gonna be now? Now that you're free and clear of all schooling?

• 24:16Speaker 04

  No, I still have to go back to school.

• 24:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait, I thought you were done.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  No, she's in school.

• 24:20Speaker 04

  Graduate school.

• 24:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, grad school, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your degree in?

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Hotel financing.

• 24:26Andrew Santino?

  She's gonna buy hotels?

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  What is it? Business management?

• 24:33Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 24:33Speaker 04

  Environmental health, but I think I'm just gonna switch it to nursing.

• 24:38Andrew Santino?

  Like a good old Filipino.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, you're, you're going to hate that job.

• 24:44Speaker 04

  It's the fastest way to get, um, a job immediately.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but you're going to hate that job. I know your work ethic.

• 24:51Speaker 06

  Then you can be a podcaster after that.

• 24:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:54Andrew Santino?

  Was Kalila a nurse? Yeah?

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:55Andrew Santino?

  She was.

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Training.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, at the Kali, her sister at the Kali.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  You gotta be a nurse. It's in your blood.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she's, I can't wait for first day. And she's gonna come over, I'm gonna go see you.

• 25:06Andrew Santino?

  You're, you're gonna hate it.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna hate it.

• 25:07Speaker 04

  I'll just work for like two years and then I'll just...

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're just...

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  You have no idea what that job is.

• 25:13Speaker 04

  I'll do something else.

• 25:14Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna make enough money to retire for two years.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna be running back to podcasting.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  Ethos. I just got life insurance, uh, thankfully, and thank you to Ethos for doing that. And the best part was, uh, I applied super quick and I can, and I did it online because back in the day, they used to like, have you go see a doctor, you had to go to their appointment or someone that they set up. And now, that's out the window, baby. You can do this all comfortably from your own home, your car, your office, wherever you are, because Ethos makes getting life insurance so easy. Ethos makes getting life insurance fast, easy, and 100% online. You can get a quote in seconds, apply in minutes, and you can get same-day coverage with Ethos.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

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• 26:01Andrew Santino?

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• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  That's ethos, E-T-H-O-S dot com slash bad friends.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

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• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Mountain Dew! It's not fall until you get out there and get some dirt on your boots. When you do, grab a pack of Mountain Dew, the American original.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. Mountain Dew is born in the foothills of Tennessee. Mountain Dew is made for a damn good time outdoors. Don't have to be outdoors, by the way. I like drinking Mountain Dew inside my home, but why not get out, touch grass? It's the fall. Rake some leaves, grab a can of Mountain Dew.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Crisp.

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  It is crisp.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  It is. It's been tasting great since 48.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Citrusy.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  It is quite good, man. Mountain Dew has a...

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  It's got its specific essence.

• 27:05Andrew Santino?

  It's distinguished. You understand it when you know it. It's refreshing.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  I understand it completely.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  1948, two brothers created Mountain Dew, deep in the foothills of T-E, double N-E, double S, double E. Why not grab yourself a Mountain Dew today? Get out there, enjoy the outdoors with Mountain Dew, an American original. Tasting great since 48.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  From hanging out around the bonfire to just hopping into your friend's truck, get outside and enjoy a Mountain Dew, my friends.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  Shopify! We have an online business here at Bad Friends. We wouldn't use anything but the best, and Shopify has helped us sell our merchandise.

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's why. They said, they helped the setup and the checkout. Shopify is all-in-one. It's so simple, it's so easy. And here's the other problem. When you are setting up a business, no matter what you're selling online, there are so many other elements that you'd rather not have to take care of, and Shopify makes it easy. They do everything to help you start selling, including, uh, the day-one out-the-box experience. It makes it so simple and easy. I don't know why you don't use them.

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you don't have to be spending time fixing mistakes. You want to be spending your time in the sun, enjoying these precious moments with the people that you love.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  And you know what? That Shop Pay feature is incredible. Uh, it's so, so wonderful and easy, and they, Shopify, they power millions of businesses all over the world, from household names like Mattel and Jimm Shark, small businesses just getting started, like us over here at Bad Friends.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  If you're ready to stop putting off your business and start hearing "chaching," then you're ready for Shopify. Start your free trial at Shopify.com/badfriends today.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  You heard him, right? Start your free trial today at Shopify.com/badfriends. That's Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Watch the Odyssey, the next time we talk.

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Say it louder into the mic.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Just watch the Odyssey, the next time we talk about it.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  So, Andres texted me.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  What did he say?

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  And there was available tickets for... Because I went, I went fishing two nights in a row.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  That's not it.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's not?

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I thought that's the Odyssey.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  That's not the Odyssey, no.

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  I went fishing for tickets, and all of the 70 Mills are totally sold out. Except, the IMAXs, there's a few, but first row.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  All right, find me, find me, you wanna go?

• 29:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  Find us an IMAX ticket. Buy it now.

• 29:21Speaker 06

  Three or four.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  You put six in there.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but the problem is, at when, though?

• 29:25Speaker 06

  That's really hard to find.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Because, see, I'll, I'll tell you why.

• 29:28Speaker 06

  September.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Because it's going till September 12.

• 29:30Speaker 06

  Now it goes.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  So, we can wait until I get back from Australia. Get it? I'll buy it now.

• 29:35Speaker 06

  Okay, I'm working right now.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we will. We'll buy them today.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  But you're not gonna buy them?

• 29:39Andrew Santino?

  He will.

• 29:39Speaker 06

  I will, right after the show.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  70 mil, 70 millimeter IMAX.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  IMAX, yeah, I'll pay for it.

• 29:43Speaker 06

  Tweet Australia and Hawaii. We'll do it.

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  A traveling man.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm a traveling man.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Made a lot of... Country road. Take me home.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  To the west.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Place.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Where I found.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  I belong.

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  West Virginia.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  Ver.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Carlisle.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Mountain Mama.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Take me home.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  Take me home.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Country road.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  Country road.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Do you know who sings that song?

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  John Denver.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Was that for me?

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  No, I was looking this way.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  It's one trivia I know. Yeah, yeah. Do you know that song?

• 30:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  No, she thought it.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  I do.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Sing it.

• 30:25Speaker 04

  Take me home.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:27Speaker 04

  West Virginia.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:30Speaker 04

  Country road.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Country road. There's no Colorado in it?

• 30:34Andrew Santino?

  Colorado?

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  In the song.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's West Virginia. It's about West Virginia.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's no Colorado.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  There could be.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. See if there's Colorado in that song?

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  Almost heaven.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  Not at all.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, zoom in.

• 30:48Speaker 06

  There's heaven in West Virginia.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Country roads, take me home to the place where I belong, West Virginia, Mountain Mama, not Colorado.

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  That's what I told you.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you already said that. Sorry, my bad. I don't ever read it, you know? I just memorize the songs, like the Annie one.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do what they do in Japan where they do phonetics. They just...

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  I love phonetics.

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  Where they, where they just figure out what they think it sounds like? That's crazy. Have you ever seen that, when they do concerts from people from America and they don't speak any English, but they phonetically understand all the lyrics?

• 31:12Speaker 06

  That's how I sung all my life.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know.

• 31:14Speaker 06

  American songs.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  Annie, are you okay?

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Annie, are you okay? What's going on with Annie?

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  She's not okay. Well, she's not okay.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  She's not, I know, I know that from the lyrics, but is, is she hurt?

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it seems like it. He's asked her so many times if she's okay. At this point...

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how many times? She asked her, oh my God.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Dude, type in, how many times did Michael Jackson, Jackson ask Annie if she's okay?

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I, let's take a guess. I would...

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  I would say, um, she's okay 24 times.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  I would say it's 50 some odd times.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. 40 times.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  40 times.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Or in the middle.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Annie, are you okay? I'd say, Annie, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? Annie, are you okay? It's so hard to say.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  Annie, are you okay?

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is that what the lyrics are?

• 31:58Speaker 06

  Look like me.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Annie, are you okay? So, are you two okay? Are you okay, Annie?

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot.

• 32:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that's that hard to say.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Say it.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Annie, are you okay? Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what it says. It says, Annie, are you okay? So, Annie, are you okay?

• 32:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it's so is not in the rhythm of it.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  That's why...

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  It goes, so Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  Sweeney.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  So, I got it.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Sweeney, are you okay?

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Sweeney, Sweeney, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  You've been hit by-

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Smooth-

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  That's a-

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  You've been struck by.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you say hit?

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  Cause it goes, "You've been hit by-

• 32:37Bobby Lee?

  You've been struck by- A smooth criminal."

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Someone with such musical talent that you have-

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  I have no musical talent.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Incredible you don't know how to read music.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:44Speaker 06

  Or lyrics.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  Or lyrics.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Or lyrics, yeah. Shut up, dude. I don't know what's going on today. I don't like it.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  It's a wild little day for the wife.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  It's a wild, yeah, I'm lost.

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  So your life's not exciting?

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  It is exciting. She gets looking. She looks forward to him when she comes.

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  She gets looking?

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I- Dude, I'm off today.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  What are you saying she gets looking?

• 33:03Speaker 06

  His brain is off, like with his vocal cords.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, something's wrong.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you like-

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Maybe take a gabapentin.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  It's like you need to be reconnected. It's like they fucked up the wires.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  Like they put one towards the other thing and they're like, shit, that was our, our cue wire.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I apologize. Let me get back into, um-

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  You're here.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  You're fine.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Let me grounded and I, I think I'm gonna take a gabapentin.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, take a gab.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna take a gabapentin.

• 33:24Andrew Santino?

  A nerve inhibitor.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  A nerve inhibitor.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Are those ballet shoes?

• 33:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  Are you in ballet now?

• 33:31Speaker 04

  No, it's just-

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  You're a ballet?

• 33:33Speaker 04

  It's just a trend right now.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:35Andrew Santino?

  Is it a cool, is that a popular thing now?

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 33:37Speaker 04

  Ballet flats.

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  How do you know that?

• 33:39Speaker 06

  Cause Skims has them.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  They have them.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  How could you keep up?

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's funny, when she sings in the kitchen and I try to join, she doesn't like it. Yeah.

• 33:50Speaker 04

  Sing?

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you and Issa do this where you go- I sing to you, make me know it. If you wanna know it real time.

• 33:59Andrew Santino?

  Sabrina Carpenter?

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  And then she's chopping things, right? Do you wanna know in real time?

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  You know that song. Do you wanna know in real time?

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  We got everyone to know. Hey, go, go, we got everyone to know. Do you wanna have a good time? And she's chopping her way. So then I'll come in and I'll go, "Are you ready to have a good time too?"

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the backup.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, the backup. And she goes, "Stop it, Tito Papi." You know, "Don't sing with me." Why do you guys do that?

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you let him sing?

• 34:31Speaker 04

  It's just his energy.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  It's bad or good?

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Singing energy?

• 34:34Speaker 04

  Bad.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not. And then it's like, and then you'll never even tell me who's singing. Like, what are you singing?

• 34:41Speaker 04

  You don't ask. You don't ask the song.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  Who sings that? Do you wanna have a good time?

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Here, here, here we go. We got no way down to go. Dun, dun, go, go, go, turn it on. Everyone knows, they wanna know. Do you wanna have a good time?

• 34:58Andrew Santino?

  You know that song?

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Go, go, here we go. We don't ever wanna know.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  That could be a song. It sounds like a song.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  It really does.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know it does.

• 35:08Speaker 04

  You sang "Purple Rain."

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  I did. Yeah.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  That was nice.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  I went like this. I went, "Purple rain, purple rain."

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  I see why she's with you.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sang that. I'll tell you that right now. Do you ever hum to yourself?

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  I sing to the dog a lot.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you sing?

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  Just make, made up songs.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I just did.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  But I, to the dog, to-

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Say, so I'm the dog, "Who?"

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm the dog, "Who, who?"

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Someone in the well?

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong?

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  Song, song.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  Song, song?

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  I wanna hear.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Or you wanna song, oh, he's asking.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  I wanna hear. I wanna hear.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  I sing songs. Don't you sing songs to the dog?

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Sing me a song, fuckface.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  My little sweetie, sweetie pup. She's my sweetie, sweetie pup. We go outside and have the treats in the sun. And she's my sweetie, sweetie pup. We went swimming yesterday. It was so fun, dude.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she goes in the water?

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  She jumps on me. If I'm, if I'm like sitting on like a raft.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  None of our animals do that.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  They won't go on you or near it?

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  No, they don't like the water.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, for a long time she was freaked out. You know why? We used to have, at the old place, we had one of those like, um, solar covers that goes over the pool to keep it warm in the winter. And she, a ball went on it and she jumped on the solar cover cause it looks like it's stable.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  It's quicksand to them.

• 36:32Andrew Santino?

  She sunk into it.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they don't like it.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  And our friend Jeff dove, I mean, like, cause we're all hanging out outside and I see it out of the corner of my eye and he's already like, Superman, parallel, like mid-flight, diving.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  But did it collapse on itself and he drowned?

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. Well, she's alive. You've seen my dog.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  He grabbed her out of it. It was fucking unbelievable.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  He was a savior. He was a hero. He was a hero that day. We salute him every time we see him now.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  Who, your, your friend?

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  My friend, my buddy, I say thank you.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  I would've never jumped in.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, Jeff. No, you would, for your dog, for any-

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  For your dog, I mean.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, okay, yeah, that's selfish.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  I would've watched.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  You watched my dog die?

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I would've watched and then I would've processed. And then what I do is I go, "What do I do?" So there's three little stages there.

• 37:16Speaker 04

  That's kinda how you reacted.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did. When she got bit, I, I processed it too late.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you-

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 37:23Speaker 04

  You just held her leg.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  I held her leg up like this, but he was still, with him attached to it.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  Okay, that helps.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:28Andrew Santino?

  You didn't say stop or try to get him off?

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even know what was going on, to be honest with you.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  When a dog is biting someone, you didn't know what was going on?

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  The screaming and all that, I have to process all that.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  You gotta process.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  So stage four is when I do something.

• 37:39Speaker 06

  The blood, when the blood-

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when the blood comes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:42Andrew Santino?

  I guess it's good you don't have kids.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  It might be.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, because then, I mean, if a baby falls in a pool, you have to, you can't process.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Am I bye?

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  My bye, bye bye?

• 37:51Speaker 06

  Off.

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  My bye, I'm off today, right?

• 37:53Speaker 06

  It's like someone hit him like a cartoon and he speaks like-

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, did you fall on your head?

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  You say, you know what you sound like right now? You sound like right before you fall asleep. You know when someone's talking to you right before you fall asleep and you start mumbling, you're like, well, we're in a carpool lane? You know, you start saying shit. My wife says that all the time. She'll be in full conversation. I'll be sleeping on the couch and halfing it out and she'll be asking me and I'll be like, oh, there's gotta be a side bit about that.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's where I'm at.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  I do that all the time.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  I'm in mid-

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  She's like, "Do you know what you were saying last night before you?" I was like, "No, I have no idea."

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:22Andrew Santino?

  Cause when I start, when I nod off on the couch, see, I'm almost impossible to get to bed.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  If, if I'm on the couch and comfy with the dog, I'm most likely not gonna make it to the bed to fall asleep.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  I'll probably just fall asleep on the couch. And then I wake up to piss and then I'll come up and go to bed.

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no. So what time do you usually wake up on the couch?

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  To pee?

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Like if you realize?

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  5:30 I wake up to pee.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Now, have you smoked weed or drank a little bit or no?

• 38:46Andrew Santino?

  No, no, sometimes I'm just tired.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  So you just fall asleep and then when you get back to bed, do you wake your wife up or no?

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  She inevitably is waking up because I get, I jump in the bed. I cannonball in.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Right, that's not good.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, you gotta let her know you're home.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like to make silence.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're a little ninja.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  Ninja in the night.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Do I tiptoe, right? I do slow, like blanky.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  I do the slow blanks.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  Slow blank?

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I go like this. Slowly get in there.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  See, I can't do it cause then the dog, the dog wakes, it's, you can't get in the-

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, the dogs are in her room, you know, peeing and shitting.

• 39:20Andrew Santino?

  Shitting and pissing him.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm just privately slowly. I never wake her up.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  That's impossible.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I'm, I've got it on lock. The quiet stuff?

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but she must be a good sleeper. My wife wakes up. She's impossible. She's just like, well, if she hears the door-

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're a big guy.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm trying to lose some weight.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  No, you're a big guy.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna get on McGovey.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just the fucking shadow alone would be scary.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  If I was like in the dark and I see like something walk by.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  So if you're in the dark and then a shadow in the dark comes by?

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Your shadow.

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  So a dark shadow in a dark room?

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Yep, exactly.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  You think my shadow is so looming that it can, it can-

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  No, because you're not, you're not getting, I'm not, I haven't given you a picture.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  Give me the picture.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  The full picture. When I go to bed, right, I put a mini light on in the, in the bathroom.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Like a nightlight.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Why not? And then, um, so I can see shadows walking by.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  Why would you want that?

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but if I, your shadow walked by, I would know and it would scare me.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, big shadow.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But anyway, don't do it.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  That's my nickname, big shadow.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Big shadow.

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  The dog and I fell asleep on the couch last night. She fell asleep on my head.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Did she lick your face?

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  She, if I'm snuggled in the corner, she'll sleep in the corner with me, but sometimes because I'm fat, um, I'll, the cushion will like lean into the couch, you know what I mean? It's like, it likes, it dips in.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  And then so she will slide in and then she'll end up just flopping on my head.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  How many golf trips do you go on, daddy?

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  That's what she says. And I say, "As many as I want, you little bitch."

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  And that's how daddy takes care of this family.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like it.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  How many golf trips? I gotta go. What else, what else do I have? It's the only thing I like.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Bed rot, the way I've been doing.

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna bed rot, dude. I wanna, I don't wanna be in bed all, you're not a, you're not a bed roter.

• 41:06Speaker 04

  Oh, I bet.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she's taught me.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  You become a-

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  She taught me bed rotting.

• 41:11Andrew Santino?

  I thought you were up in that, now you gotta babysit. You gotta be up. You can't lay in bed all day.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, but when I'm not babysitting, I just-

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 41:16Speaker 04

  Rather do nuts.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Somewhere in the house, there's just, she's like, asleep somewhere.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  Do you eat in bed?

• 41:23Speaker 04

  No.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  You nibble.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Do I? No, I don't.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Never?

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Bro, fuck you.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. Yeah, watch your mouth.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't. I'm not nasty.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  I've just started eating in bed.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Like fried chicken. Let me throw some stuff out and you see, you eat in bed.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Would you eat fried chicken?

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  In bed?

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kentucky Fried Chicken.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Excr-

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  No, not Kentucky Fried.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  Popeyes, Popeyes, yeah.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  No, but the skin will get on. The fried skin.

• 41:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  On your bed?

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  No, cause I, I made the, a makeshift bowl that goes under my, I tie it around my neck. It's like a little bib.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  So it catches all-

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  All right, um-

• 41:59Speaker 04

  Pizza.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Pizza.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely. And I'd get it hot where the cheese is drippy.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, fuck, three, three stacked pancakes.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  That's where I draw the line.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  With blueberries.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  Can't do pancakes.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Cause the stickiness of the syrup.

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Now you're thinking, now you're not kidding.

• 42:15Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Chips.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  No, crumbs, too crumbly, too crumbly.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Too crumbly.

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  Too crumbly for me.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, how about this ramen?

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  If you're in bed with me, yeah.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, good.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  I'll bring it over tonight. I love those parties. And then, um, okay, well, those are.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  This is actually a really good idea for like a restaurant that you eat in bed.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  That'd be real nice.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  That you eat in bed. We serve you in a bed.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  What was the name of the place that used to be on Third Street, the, where you ate in like those big comfy? It was, it was like a big, it was like an Indian restaurant and you ate on the ground, but you ate in like these huge comfy.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  What street is on?

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  It's on Third.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know. Electric Lotus?

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Yes, Electric. Is that right?

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  There was, there used to be an Electric Lotus in Los Feliz.

• 42:56Andrew Santino?

  No, what was the one on Third Street? Oh, man, dude, I used to love that. You like literally laid on a big.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  Electronic? What are you doing?

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  Electric Karma, Electric Karma.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Electric Karma. It's always electric.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, well, it's gotta be.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Indians love to be.

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  They have not gotten electricity yet, that's why.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  Exact, okay.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  That's, no, see, go to the room, go to the big room.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite thing in an Indian restaurant?

• 43:16Andrew Santino?

  Butter chicken.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Butter chicken?

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Butter chicken, man. No, what do I like? I like curries.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  I like.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  Curry?

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Curry.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  Yallow.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  I like, um.

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  Red curry.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Um, garlic non.

• 43:27Andrew Santino?

  Red curry, yellow curry.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Garlic non. Cor- korma, I like.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  Veggie korma, love.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  I love veggie korma. What's that level of spicy?

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  Medium. I can't do, there's, they get too hot for me.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, medium maybe. You like Indian?

• 43:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  Which one do you go? Almerch.

• 43:43Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 43:44Andrew Santino?

  The first time we went to Rome, we went to the Colosseum. And you wait in these long lines outside and there were Indian guys selling bottles of water. And I loved it because the way they, it was like a, it was like a song to them. They'd go water, water, water. Water for your health. Water, water, water. Water for your health. And I had to buy from them. I was like, the water guy has got me.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  There he is. Water, water, water.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  But they, they go up this long, by the way, they must make banks selling bottles of water. They sell it for a euro. They probably buy it, you know, a pack for 12 for a buck.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  The ancient Roman trade with India. Spices, they love that.

• 44:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  They did.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  They, they kill it with the spice.

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  They know what they're doing.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the whole spice trade was through India, right?

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  If it weren't for them, you know, whites wouldn't have all the flavor.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  They had no, why didn't you guys do flavor before?

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  We were scared of it.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now you love it.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  We're still scared of it.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what flavors did you discover during that trade? Nutmeg?

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  Cardamom.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Cardamom.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  Cardamom.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what else did you get from there?

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  Tarragon.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Tarragon was a good one.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  Uh, star anise.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Star anise is another one, yeah.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  Um, paprika.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Let's go basic, though.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  Pepper and salt was huge.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  That really shook up.

• 44:59Bobby Lee?

  Garlic was huge, too.

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh, garlic.

• 45:00Bobby Lee?

  Garlic fucked you up.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  No, but garlic, I think that's.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Changed the world.

• 45:03Andrew Santino?

  No, but Italy garlic already, they had a lot of garlic. They use garlic on fucking anything.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  They garlic in their cereal.

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  But in England and, and, and, oh, you're, you're.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm not British, I'm Irish and Italian.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  But the Brits, yeah, they, the British people just got hot sauce about a year and a half ago, I think.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was banned.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  They banned it.

• 45:21Andrew Santino?

  No hot sauce in Britain, please. When you say hot sauce.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  The rise of black pepper.

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  Huge, black gold, baby.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:29Andrew Santino?

  Cinnamon, cardamom and ginger.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  Ginger, big ones.

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  I need to, I need to get back to cooking, man. I can't cook for shit. I keep trying to cook at the house and I ruined it twice.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  What'd you cook?

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  I was trying to cook this like, uh, mussels, uh, pasta mussels.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  That's such a difficult thing to do at home.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I learned that.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go basic.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  But I wanted linguine with mussels, sounded really nice with the white wine.

• 45:54Speaker 06

  Bongole.

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  Bongole.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

  I can do, um, bolognese sauce.

• 45:58Andrew Santino?

  Bolognese I can do.

• 45:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  Already pre-made, though.

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you open a can.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  That's not absolutely not.

• 46:05Andrew Santino?

  You homemade, you homemade?

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  You homemade?

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  I homemade it.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, give me the ingredients.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  Tomato sauce.

• 46:11Andrew Santino?

  Tomato sauce?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  Tomatoes.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Tomatoes.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  Do you puree them? Do you heat them? Do you cook them?

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I take, extract it. I extract the tomatoes.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  To precision and equipment.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Use a precision maker?

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I have all the equipment.

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  You have a tabletop precisioner?

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty impressive.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  It liquidates the tomatoes into a thick sauce.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  As well.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  So you have all these.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  I cut up the garlic.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  You caught up the garlic? You caught up to the garlic?

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't care what I say.

• 46:40Speaker 06

  No, it's just shocking.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I cut up the garlic, all right, into thine, thine.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  Thine.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's something wrong. You ever call a business and get sent straight to a voicemail that's clearly from 2015 and just hang up? Ever have that?

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, you've reached.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 46:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't like that.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it either.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

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• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  All it takes is one missed call, ladies and gentlemen. By the time you call back, the customer's already left a competitor, a five-star review, starting, uh, following them on Instagram and shown up to their kid's birthday party.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

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• 47:53Bobby Lee?

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• 48:02Bobby Lee?

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• 48:15Andrew Santino?

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• 48:23Bobby Lee?

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• 48:36Andrew Santino?

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• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Safe, wherever it feels safe.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

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• 48:57Bobby Lee?

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• 49:43Andrew Santino?

  I feel like you're having a stroke.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  I think I'm having a stroke. I think something's wrong. Well, today's first day without Xanax.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you smell toast right now?

• 49:51Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  You're fine.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I smell cinnamon.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  Why do people smell toast when they have a stroke? What a weird thing to smell. Because I really like toast.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  They could have made it something, but it should have been something bad.

• 50:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, something bad.

• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  What does it say? Phantom smells are linked to temporal lobe seizures, everyday sinus issues, then a typical stroke.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  So even when I make toast, I don't smell toast. This is a good thing.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  That says it's a pop culture myth, smelling burnt toast.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  It's not even real.

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  Missing brain cells during a partial seizure, especially in the temporal lobe, can trigger false entry.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  What's wrong?

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Smoke, rubber.

• 50:20Speaker 04

  Maybe we should call it a coindulater.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 50:22Speaker 04

  Just in case you don't have a stroke.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a stroke.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  Speak, um, speak a different language real fast to me. He's fine. He's fine.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, verango.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  Here's the Belfast warning signs. Balance, sudden loss of balance.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm fine.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Face, arm, speech. Raise both your arms above your head. Oh, no.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, dude, I got it. Give me another one.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Sudden moments of pointing to the sky are very indicative of a stroke. Speech, slurred, strange, hard to understand. Oh, no.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. I'm in trouble.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  No, I hope you don't have one. That's dangerous.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, if it happens, it happens. We'll have to switch it up.

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  That's not that, I, we don't want that.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Have to switch it up. You know?

• 51:03Speaker 06

  We'll get the views.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, thanks, fancy. Here's more about the views than your, than your actual health.

• 51:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, the death episode would be big.

• 51:11Andrew Santino?

  I was mad you didn't come to dinner with me and Schwartz and that bummed us out.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, you know, things have changed.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Lovely dinner.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Things have changed, guy.

• 51:19Andrew Santino?

  What's changed?

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  Relationship. I'm busier. I have more time that I'm giving to somebody else.

• 51:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay, but we're both married and we both found time to go to dinner together and we invited you because we wanted the, a little, the boys get together.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when you say downtown and sushi, I get scared. And I already know what he's gonna get. Scallops.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  He didn't get scallops.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he always gets scallops.

• 51:40Andrew Santino?

  No, this place was actually fantastic, but it wasn't just sushi. It was, we got, um, uh, uh, what's it called when it's on the?

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  The grill strips, you know, what is that called, uh, when grilled meat's on the?

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Caributo.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  Caributo.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:54Andrew Santino?

  And, oh, and we got yakamanago.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's always abada, it's always abada, like, you know?

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, it's a.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Capabara.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  Rarabara.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  Arabiata.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Arabiata.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  But we talked about you. We were mad that you didn't go.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  He didn't talk about me.

• 52:08Speaker 04

  That's why.

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  I know, it's, it's weird. You, it's weird to see you in love like this.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm not in love, man. What does it even mean? I love her. Slow burn this fucker.

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  Love you?

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you're in love. If you say I love you.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love you too, though. Am I in love with you?

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's.

• 52:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true. That's not a good example.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  I mean, who in this room are you not in love with?

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I kinda like her, but sometimes I hate her.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, she gotta get back to, why don't you put up a checklist of things she has to do during the day? You know, like a chores.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  She won't do it, dude. And also, you know what a lot of.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  But you gotta, it's, it's rewards, like a dog. Like if she does something right, you give her a reward.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, she hasn't cleaned my room in a very long time.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, let's offer a reward right now.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Four days.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  I know. So how about this? Can I say this? I wanna say this.

• 52:58Speaker 04

  What?

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  When, before you go out tonight, because you're going out.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  I'll clean it.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  You better clean it.

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Where are you going tonight? Are you going out?

• 53:04Speaker 04

  OC Fair.

• 53:05Andrew Santino?

  The Orange County Fair?

• 53:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna drive to Orange County for the fair?

• 53:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  What's at the fair?

• 53:11Speaker 04

  There's games.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  It's like a carnival, right?

• 53:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's fun.

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  Who are you going with?

• 53:16Speaker 04

  Hillary.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then she, she only goes there to get recognized.

• 53:20Speaker 04

  What?

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  You love getting recognized there.

• 53:23Speaker 04

  I don't get.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  Do you take pictures at the OC Fair with people when they come up to you?

• 53:26Speaker 04

  No.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Does anybody, is no one's ever asked you for a photo?

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I wanna go to the alien abduction, the air raid.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:33Andrew Santino?

  The big wheel. Do you go, you go on these rides?

• 53:36Speaker 04

  No, I hate rides.

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, then what else is at the fair?

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Games.

• 53:39Speaker 06

  Livestock.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's animals.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, animals, food.

• 53:43Andrew Santino?

  Food.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Food. Food, food.

• 53:46Andrew Santino?

  I never, you've, have you been to the O C Fair?

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't like fairs. I've never been.

• 53:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you like unfairs.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's a grand champion cow right there.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:56Andrew Santino?

  Twenty seventeen, we're still talking about that guy.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Market.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, after we ate him, we talked about him.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  No, he's delicious.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was very delicious. When you, when they win it, then you can bid for it. And we bid it for the two thousand seventeen, right?

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Huge.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  And we got to what?

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  I think, uh.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Three hundred dollars.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  Maybe just about, yeah.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Three twenty-five.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  Give or take.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We bought it, we had a hell of a time eating him.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  So many T-bones.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  So many T-bones, way too many.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  Side hip, we ate some side hip.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  You want to talk about a weird gig I had last, yesterday, I was talking to Carlos on the phone, good god.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  I did a private gig yesterday, like a.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Why do you do that?

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  A corporate?

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, you don't do corporate gigs?

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I've never done it.

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  Why not?

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Cause it, there's too many rules.

• 54:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, this was no rules, I could do whatever I wanted. There was nothing, it was just, it was an interesting day.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  I did it at the Reagan Library.

• 54:44Speaker 06

  How many people?

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Nine.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  No, how many people were there?

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Nine.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 54:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  And you just stand up in front of nine people?

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  I brought Joey Serrano from the Comedy Store, you know Joey?

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  He's hilarious.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  The big guy?

• 54:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's like six eight, six nine.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  I brought Joey, I was like, you gotta come with me and do this gig and open it up, cause I can't cold open to a room at the Reagan Library to nine guys.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how much time did he do?

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  He did fifteen.

• 55:05Bobby Lee?

  And then you went up?

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  And it seemed like a, you know, you know.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Eternity.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, you know the beginning of Star Wars? That's what it felt like, I was like, this world's never gonna end.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  And he did fifteen and I had to do like thirty or forty. Tough, tough, tough, tough.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I can't, I, I've done, I mean, I've done corporate.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  Nine guys.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  So hard.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  So hard.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  That's a no for me.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  But we had a great time.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Who went?

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  Me and Joey Serrano.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  Did you, these guys go?

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  No, hell no. He, he literally sent me the map of, of the Reagan Library and he's like, you're gonna be parking next to an F fourteen. We parked my car under a fucking fighter jet.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  And we walked inside and Joey was like, I think I'm scared.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, this is, yeah, and then they brought us into a ballroom for which is the green room, it was massive.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:47Andrew Santino?

  And it was just a table with popcorn and a mountain valley water.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  And, and she's like, do you need anything else? I was like, no, just maybe, maybe to know where the exits are. I was so freaked out, man, doing these private gigs are so hard to do, cause you want, you like going, being like, I'm gonna have fun, I'm gonna make them laugh, but they're so hard. It's nine guys in a room.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  And, and by the way, guess what time it was at?

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god, let me guess, two P M.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  One forty-five.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god. That's even a morbid nightmare.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  One forty-five.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, I, and I asked, I said, why in the middle of the day? Because they what? They went to the Dodger game.

• 56:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, they need to take.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  They, they need to get to the Dodger.

• 56:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  No, but it was it. I'm not saying anything bad about them, very nice guys.

• 56:23Speaker 06

  You can't.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  You can't, no, I'm saying you can't do well in those scenarios. It's so hard. It's so hard to stand up in the dead middle of the day in a room with nine people and they're not prepped, by the way, the woman putting it together goes, this is even funny, you're gonna laugh. The woman put, are you in a blue chew right now?

• 56:38Speaker 06

  He's checking if it's gold.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it had to be gold.

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  You're fine. The woman who put it together, the sweet woman that was there, Karen, who I love, she goes, and the best part is, they don't know they're getting a comedy show today. I was like, that's not the best part.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  That's not the best part, no.

• 56:53Andrew Santino?

  I go, they don't know, they didn't know.

• 56:55Speaker 06

  Surprise. No one told me that.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I, I didn't know till we were already there and then Joey.

• 56:59Bobby Lee?

  So they're not fans?

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  No, oh, no, they didn't go Andrew Santino and they stood up?

• 57:05Speaker 06

  Oh, my god.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  That, that's not true!

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  Ask Joey Serrano, I'll call him right now if you want me to.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna call Joey.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Ask him.

• 57:11Speaker 06

  Wow, Andrew.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  I literally said on stage, Joey can vouch, I said, hey, how many guys know who I am? Not one hand was raised.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  No, it can't be, it can't be, it can't be.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  It was incredible, I loved it.

• 57:22Speaker 06

  Wild.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, I, I had to laugh through it, like, what are you gonna do? It was insane.

• 57:25Speaker 06

  Was it a birthday present?

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  No, it was like a, it was like a boys' trip corporate gig for this guy.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Don't have his number.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  You want me to call him?

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  It was insane. But I, we still had fun, that's why you bring someone that you like on the road.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went on, on the road, I bought Jeremy Watkins once to a corporate thing.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Jeremiah Watkins?

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  And, or his twin brother Jeremy?

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Whatever his name is, and then, um, I know, I'm off today.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  You're Serene, we're calling you Serene Branson from now on. Yeah.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm sorry.

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Terrace Hazen's head to the pits, go to the pit pits.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  It's a very heavy burletate tonight, Jerry.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Jerry Watkins I brought on the road.

• 58:05Andrew Santino?

  You big, big dog J Watt?

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, J Watt. And he bums so hard. He bums so hard, he, he'll even, if I call him, he'll even pick up.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  And talk about it. He bums so hard, all you can hear in the distance is my hyena laugh.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  That's all you can hear.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Wait, where, a corporate gig?

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  In Vegas, yeah.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  It was nightmare and, um, he was doing physical things.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta try.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it didn't work.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  What are you smoking on? What is that?

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  It's like a vape, sorry.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  I apologize, um.

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  You're back to smoking cigarettes too.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  I tell you, I've been through a lot of anxiety in the last couple of weeks.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  I know, but I thought you were quitting the cigarettes for good.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I was in such high anxiety that I'm like, there's no other way to do it but this.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  I get it, you gotta get through whatever you need to do.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  I had to go through it, it was tough.

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're here on the other side.

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  I went through a mental, yeah, go ahead.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  No drugs, I heard you're doing drugs again.

• 59:00Speaker 04

  I'm not doing drugs.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Weed, when's the last time you had weed?

• 59:05Speaker 04

  Last year or January.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Are you, when you go out tonight to the fair, are you drinking at the fair?

• 59:11Speaker 04

  I don't like to drink.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  Do your friends drink?

• 59:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Macro dos?

• 59:14Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  The new generation doesn't drink booze.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Like, kids don't do that.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:18Andrew Santino?

  They micro, they take a gummy, right? You take a gummy? No.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  So how are you guys hiding your pain?

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are you doing to mask all the problems?

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  You gotta discover it.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  So, and your group of friends, nobody, no one drinks booze, huh?

• 59:36Speaker 04

  There's some, but it's not like they need it for every time we hang out.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow, so you don't have any drug addict friends?

• 59:43Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  You gotta get one.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're fun.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  It's more exciting.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, then you can start a podcast with one, one day.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  He OD'd? Yeah, yeah, stop.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's really good.

• 59:51Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, it's my favorite thing in the world.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Stop.

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  What, I'm a child of addiction. We relate.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  Eight hundred and thirty billion dollars in global market value over a four-year period, leading to twenty twenty-six, Bloomberg tracking.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  The global alcohol industry has lost that much?

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  They've lost eight hundred and thirty billion dollars, kids, kids don't drink alcohol, dude, it's gone. And because of all these health influencers online now being like, what are you getting out of drinking anyway? And people are like, alright, so I'm not gonna do it.

• 1:00:16Bobby Lee?

  People eating sardines and stuff.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  All day long, sardines and beans. There's a shop on Melrose.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like me.

• 1:00:22Andrew Santino?

  Shop on Melrose called Sardines and Beans. No, it's pretty impressive, dude, it's, it's actually, but then they say stuff like, look, look.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Is there really a shop like called that?

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  Sardines and Beans on Melrose.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Is that a real place?

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Of course not.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck. I was gonna go now.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  No, I know.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  It's built for you. But I think like with our generation, like, you know, I like to have a couple of soda pops and I, I like it, but I do think, yeah, it's not great for you and people know it.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  But, but then the argument is, are you taking away from some social aspects of the world?

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  But also less sex, so less sex, less alcohol.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, less alcohol, good, less sex, bad. Cause alcohol was sex.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  People are having less sex.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  They are.

• 1:01:02Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. More phone, more screens, so less.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  More screens, less sex, uh.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  I don't hear a lot of like going to clubs.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, clubs are, must be bad.

• 1:01:10Andrew Santino?

  What are you guys doing to like feel free?

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  So, music is dead, art is dead, sex is dead.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Music is dead.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Drugs are gone and alcohol is non-existent, what the fuck are you guys doing?

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Doing.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  You're just on your phone in bed all day.

• 1:01:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, see, we're fucked.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  You are too.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  You are too.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  My, in bed?

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:01:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm not in bed.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  You are, you're, you love to fucking go through it.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  My phone?

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:36Speaker 04

  TikTok?

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  You love TikToking.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  On the toilet, I TikTok.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you talk to other places.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  When am I talking?

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  You're talking everywhere.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Am I ticking when I'm talking?

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're TikToking everywhere, dude.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  I love TikTok on the toilet, I'll admit, it's my favorite thing in the world.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  But you do it in bed as well?

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  No, can't do it in bed.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Do you lie?

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  We made a pact, we can't be on TikTok in bed.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you and your wife?

• 1:01:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, we said no phones in bed.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  Cause it's.

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're in the couch, couch, sleeping. That's why you're on the couch sleeping.

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  That's why I'm in the couch.

• 1:02:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  Put me in, coach.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm on the couch.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sleeping.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  I sleep on the couch.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  Because you're scrolling.

• 1:02:05Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm lazy and I don't wanna go up, I don't wanna go up to the.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I see you scroll so much, you're the master.

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean you see me scroll?

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Scroll a lot. I've seen your car scroll.

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  When I'm driving?

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Nobody's better at driving and scrolling than me.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  But you do it?

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I do it.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  I do it. Dude, I scroll so much on the, on the road.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  I put on tunes and I focus on the road.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  That's great. God bless America.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  I can't get off the talk when I'm, when I'm on the toilet though. I got a hemorrhoid from it. I got a hemorrhoid from being on the toilet too long.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Do you still have it?

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you wanna see it? He's still there.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  I've seen him.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  He's still there, I told him he's gotta go soon. I told him, I said, you're overstaying your welcome, Mr. Hemorrhoid, you gotta get out of here. But I asked the doctor and he said, it's totally normal, you're spending too much time in the toilet.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  See, I don't push out, I think that's the white people's problem.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  I didn't push, he, no, no, no, no, you can get hemorrhoids.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't know any Asians that have it.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  Hemorrhoids?

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I know a couple of whites that have it.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think you guys push out too much.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  I didn't push, it's from sitting too long, he said, you can get them from just sitting on the toilet too long.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  We got a five-minute rule.

• 1:03:09Speaker 04

  So it just pops out cause you're sitting too long?

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  Because of the, the blood and the gravity from the sacks in your tush, yeah, sitting on the toilet can worsen your hemorrhoids, main risks include prolonged wrists, sitting at a toilet, desk, hard surfaces.

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  How many hours are you on?

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how many are you in there?

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  Twelve, maybe, max, eleven to twelve.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  That's remarkable.

• 1:03:27Andrew Santino?

  No, I'll sit on the toilet. Sometimes I will catch myself being on there for a half an hour.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, five minutes.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  It's my escape time.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  And the dog comes to the door and she sits and she watches me and I'll chat with her and I'll go, look at this. And I'll show her TikTok and she'll go. And then I'll go back to it.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:43Andrew Santino?

  I love when the animals watch you poop. It's my favorite thing in the world.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Cause they do it.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  I watch her poop, she watches me. It's a fair balance.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  I really like it.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  I make her pick mine up though.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  I go, get up here and clean this up.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  She just opens the door.

• 1:03:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you let them in.

• 1:03:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  No, you let them out. You don't look after them to see who's pooping and who's not. See, I have a little thing.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  You don't do it. What are you saying?

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  I do. I have a little note. I go, Goby just pooed.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  Taking notes.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I care.

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  What's your rule now? Are you finally cleaning up your poop after being called out for years of not cleaning up poop in the neighborhood?

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  No, she does it.

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  So you don't take the dogs for a walk ever?

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  They're in my backyard. No, that's happened, hasn't happened in 10 years.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  Cause that's, that's the problem with the hills. You can't take a dog for the walk in the hills. You can't.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  No, when you have a backyard, you just let them out.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  It's not a walk. You have to take a dog for a fucking walk.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  And then throw balls at them.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  You gotta take them for a walk.

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  I take them out sometimes to hike.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  You go up the trails?

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen that happen one time.

• 1:04:39Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Not one time I've ever seen it.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  You have, you have nothing new to report. I'm so shocked. I haven't seen you in so long and you have nothing new to report.

• 1:04:46Speaker 04

  Um, I have to buy new mugs because Pito Bobby.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  That's not true. Let go. Let it go. Let go. Let go and let go.

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  Don't do your, don't do the AA speak.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am. I'm gonna do it.

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  Don't let go, let go.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Let go, let go.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  One day at a time.

• 1:05:01Speaker 04

  He told me that don't, like you gotta wash the mugs really well because I pee at, I pee in them at night.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  You have a bathroom in your room.

• 1:05:12Speaker 06

  He doesn't eat in bed, but.

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  He pees in bed. Yeah. Wait, you have a bathroom?

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  I'll just replace all the mugs and he said, no, just keep them.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  Why, why, why, why would you pee in a mug? Just go to the bathroom. It's right there.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes the distance from more than sitting to the bathroom's too long.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  Imagine when you go to sell this house.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  And they're like, it's a poo room downstairs. There's a piss room upstairs and the piss mugs come with the home, just so you know. There is no pool. It's got coffee in it.

• 1:05:47Andrew Santino?

  I mean, who's gonna buy that? You said too much on this show about your home.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  Deep cleaning.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Deep cleaning.

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna have to set it on fire.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:56Andrew Santino?

  You have to burn the fucking thing to the ground.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:05:58Speaker 04

  He did that in Coachella and I saw him and he tried to say, no, I never peed on anything.

• 1:06:03Speaker 06

  Oh yeah.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:06:04Speaker 06

  He denied it.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  Why are you peeing in mugs? I need to know.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  These are the same mugs people drink out of at your home?

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  It's a territory. It's a territory thing.

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  You're marking your territory in your home. It's your house.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a territory thing.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  You own the territory.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter.

• 1:06:20Andrew Santino?

  Again, he's burning the boats.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:22Speaker 06

  I'm in shock because I remember Jules talking about that and I was like.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  I have no shame.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  It's not about shame. It's hygiene. It's insane.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  And I will stay where I'm at with my behavior.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  You know what? Maybe let her not move in. I, I think her not moving in, that's a good idea.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel about it?

• 1:06:39Speaker 04

  I just hate it cause I feel like every time I just use a mug, I can like, I feel like I can smell.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  But you can't. That's the thing.

• 1:06:46Speaker 04

  But I.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Because I did do a clepe.

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  But I'm telling you.

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  You do a deep clepe? He'll do a deep clepe on him. You can't, you won't be able to snork him if he deep clepe.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I can't speak today.

• 1:07:02Andrew Santino?

  It's so weird.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  So weird. I do a deep clepe.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  I, I need help, I think. Did I go to the hospital?

• 1:07:11Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:07:12Speaker 04

  Call it a window.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I got it.

• 1:07:14Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, I'm concerned.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm full of anxiety. This is day one with, you know.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  I know, you're back. It's fine.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  But it's like, you know.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  When did your mom come back?

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  The 15th.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  Can she do some kind of like ritual spell on him to get him back to where he needs to be? Shake some stuff at him?

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  But he always feels better when mom is around.

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  She does have, your mother has such an incredible energy. Your mom is like such a, I love your mom.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  I love laughter and I love joy and I feel it throughout the house, transcending through the walls.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  When she's there.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  In general, the past memories, you know what I mean? The past laughs.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  These walls can talk.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they can talk, right? So I can hear the creaks and it tells me a story.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  The creaks and cracks.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:55Andrew Santino?

  Crevices and crevices.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the story involves a lot of trials and tribulations.

• 1:07:59Andrew Santino?

  And how many trials?

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Three.

• 1:08:01Andrew Santino?

  How many trips?

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  One.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  I've only been through one tribulation.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  But a lot of trials.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Three.

• 1:08:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  And all in the house. So, um, everything tells a story.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  Everything has to tell a story.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  That's the cutting board.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  You think about that cutting board a lot?

• 1:08:20Bobby Lee?

  The cutting board tells a story.

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  What does it say?

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Ginger.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Garlic. Yeah, no, basil.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  I thought you were talking about me. I was like.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Basil. It all tells a story. But anyway, it's really good to be here and I'm glad we were able to recap on many issues.

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get you to the hospital. I think we need to take you to the hospital.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I feel great.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  Take off your glasses.

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  Hey, look fine.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  You wanna see my new license?

• 1:08:50Andrew Santino?

  Do I?

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  This is my best photo I get. This is my best work.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  You just go retake your license photo?

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:57Andrew Santino?

  Can't you just send it in now? You don't have to do anything.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  I have to go in and take the photo because I wanted to do the best face.

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause you like being recognized at the DMV? What do you have in there? Four?

• 1:09:05Speaker 06

  Assistant waited in line.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Look at my new.

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it looks nice. Actually, it's a nice license. Oh, that's funny. You're doing like a cross side. You look like me.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  By the way, by the way, I gotta show you. I should have sent the picture. The Chicago Cubs sent me a jersey. Cause I never went to Philly to the All-Star game. Cause you know, remember the flights got canceled and they sent me my jersey and it says Bobby mom on the back.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:09:25Andrew Santino?

  It's incredible.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Can I have my license back?

• 1:09:27Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  Class, none.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  No, C. Class C.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Sex.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  None.

• 1:09:37Speaker 06

  Hopefully.

• 1:09:38Andrew Santino?

  A lot recently. Eyes brown, hair's black, eyes low.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Eyes low.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  Five, four, one, sixty.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  You're five, three. Why do you lie?

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  Give me my fucking license back. Give me my license back.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  You lied at the DMV.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  You're holding it like an ICE agent.

• 1:10:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm holding it.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Look at that hold.

• 1:10:02Andrew Santino?

  Where are you coming from?

• 1:10:04Bobby Lee?

  New York.

• 1:10:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay, get in the van.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Wrong answer. Get my license back.

• 1:10:12Andrew Santino?

  It's right there.

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  Serene.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Dion.

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen you so like.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm Serene Dion.

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  The Asian Celine Dion?

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, Serene Dion.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know any songs from her, but I'll try. I will always find you.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  You don't know any Celine Dion songs?

• 1:10:34Speaker 06

  The Titanic.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  The Titanic.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't forget how it goes.

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  My heart will go on?

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Give me the tune and I'll sing it after.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  My heart will go on. Near, far. Wherever you are. Celine Dion. Yeah, she sings her name in it.

• 1:10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why she does that. Maybe to make people know it's her song.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I didn't sleep good last night. I had maybe two or three hours of sleep and that's what's coming.

• 1:11:06Andrew Santino?

  I slept so good.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  I know. We do have polar opposite nights sometimes.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that funny though? Some nights when I sleep bad, you, you've slept for 40 hours.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I get night scaries and then you don't.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  You know what I do in the middle of the night now? I have, I put my hands behind my back like an old Asian guy and I shuffle to the bathroom. Cause I like the way it feels.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and sometimes I just climb the side of my house.

• 1:11:23Andrew Santino?

  You climb the side of it?

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I have little rock dentures in there.

• 1:11:28Andrew Santino?

  You climb the roof?

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I do.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  You just sit up there and think?

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like white people.

• 1:11:31Speaker 04

  He has a ladder.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Just get up on the roof.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  I parkour everything.

• 1:11:34Andrew Santino?

  You parkour on your house?

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  That's white people. That's, we're the best at that.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  You're the best at any of those extreme things and I have to admit that right now out loud.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Like the wingsuit guys?

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  You guys are great at that.

• 1:11:45Andrew Santino?

  It's probably one of our best things. Hotter balloons.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what we don't do anymore is movie nights, just you and I.

• 1:11:51Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you do that?

• 1:11:53Speaker 04

  Well, he's busy with his girlfriend.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  No, she doesn't like spending time with me.

• 1:11:58Speaker 04

  I do.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  But we, I showed my girlfriend a movie that she had never seen before and that, you know, holds up, I think. Braveheart.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  Braveheart. Yeah, I've never seen it.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  And it's, I'll tell you what it's about. Willie Wallace. Willie Wallace.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  His name, the actor's William Wallace?

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Willie Wallace.

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  Who's he?

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  He's playing Mel Gibson. Yeah, Willie Wallace.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, is that the Jew tits guy?

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love him.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he, uh, don't you love it when he does that? Yeah. And, um.

• 1:12:23Andrew Santino?

  Such a good movie.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  It's, it really is a good movie.

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Although I.

• 1:12:27Andrew Santino?

  Scotland! For Scotland!

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  For freedom!

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  For our freedom!

• 1:12:33Andrew Santino?

  For freedom! I wonder if Scottish people like that? You think they like that movie?

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, they're, he's the number one guy, historical figure.

• 1:12:40Andrew Santino?

  He's Australian though, right?

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  The actor is, yes.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that weird?

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 1:12:45Andrew Santino?

  Do you ever think about that? That he's, he doesn't seem like he's Australian.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  It's nuts.

• 1:12:48Andrew Santino?

  Jules, you have nothing new to report.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  What about your, um, behavior with eggs?

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  Your egg behavior?

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 1:12:59Andrew Santino?

  We're worried about it.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  To a child.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Your, your behavior with eggs?

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:03Speaker 04

  Eggs?

• 1:13:03Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Your egg behavior.

• 1:13:06Speaker 04

  What's egg behavior?

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  You, I'll tell you why. I have to get new eggs because of the expiration date. All right? So it's like you.

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  Well, to me, I'll still eat it even when.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you don't eat eggs past the expiration date, do you?

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  They eat eggs with birds in them.

• 1:13:23Andrew Santino?

  These people eat bird eggs with a, with a just recently dead bird. They're gonna eat expired chicken.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  In my house, right? We abide by expiration dates.

• 1:13:33Speaker 04

  But they're still good.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter. If this is August.

• 1:13:36Speaker 04

  I have diarrhea.

• 1:13:37Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:13:38Speaker 04

  I eat the expired eggs.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in fact, when you get home tonight, you're making me four baked potato, I'm not baked potato, baked, you're gonna boil eggs.

• 1:13:46Andrew Santino?

  Baked potato? You gotta go to the hospital, man. That's so far away from boiled eggs. Baked potato?

• 1:13:55Speaker 06

  It starts with a B?

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  It just starts with a B.

• 1:14:00Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievable. If stored below 40 degrees, egg, there's, you can, you can have eggs for so long. The expiration date's bullshit.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  I read the expiration. I don't give a fuck what you guys say. I'm not gonna get some.

• 1:14:11Andrew Santino?

  What does it say? Three to five weeks past that date, they're still good. A month past the expiration date.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  So that's what you do?

• 1:14:18Andrew Santino?

  Yes, dude. Yes, it's bullshit.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, I want four eggs at home. Boiled free.

• 1:14:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay, when there's mold on the bread, I just cut the mold off and still eat it.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. No, if, if a banana's bruised at all, I can't eat it.

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're.

• 1:14:30Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:14:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been beat up. I can't do it.

• 1:14:33Andrew Santino?

  Pussy.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, my stomach, call my stomach a pussy.

• 1:14:37Speaker 06

  Pussy.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  We have to, you gotta let bananas go bad for banana bread.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't, I don't make that.

• 1:14:48Andrew Santino?

  Do you like banana bread?

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you know what? I think I like banana breads more than most people on earth. I'll have to say that.

• 1:14:55Andrew Santino?

  Most people?

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Dude, every time I'm in Hawaii, or in Maui, or whatever, right? And I walk, and I do the road to Hana, and that's, there's that one lady, that's a little too inconveniently to my right, to pull over, but I pull over anyway.

• 1:15:09Andrew Santino?

  To get her banana bread?

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:15:11Andrew Santino?

  My wife makes banana bread. I'm gonna bring you some. It's fucking phenomenal.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  It can't be good.

• 1:15:14Speaker 06

  Bring for everyone.

• 1:15:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it can't be good?

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  I just said that guy.

• 1:15:17Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  Because she's white. They don't know how to make it.

• 1:15:20Andrew Santino?

  Banana bread was definitely our thing.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not. Banana bread is, is definitely an islander thing.

• 1:15:26Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fucking not.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  It's too intricate and full of flavor and moistness and buttery.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  Who started banana bread? It's gotta be the fucking whites.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  It can't be.

• 1:15:34Andrew Santino?

  It better be. I'll tell you that. I'm changing Wikipedia if it's not.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Banana bread was what?

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  Not invented by a single person, emerged in North America in the late 19th and early 20th centuries as a resourceful kitchen creation. North America, not the island.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  You invented it.

• 1:15:48Andrew Santino?

  Early mention of banana bread.

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations!

• 1:15:50Andrew Santino?

  Early mention of banana bread appeared in Lawrence, Kansas newspaper. Kansas!

• 1:15:54Speaker 06

  It couldn't be wider.

• 1:15:55Andrew Santino?

  There is no black people in Kansas!

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  I just trust it more when it comes to island, because they're more associated with the banana.

• 1:16:03Andrew Santino?

  No, they're not. They're associated with selling the banana to the white man.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  The banana, right, is an island tree.

• 1:16:10Andrew Santino?

  Na na. Banana.

• 1:16:12Bobby Lee?

  Banana is.

• 1:16:13Andrew Santino?

  It's a white person.

• 1:16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and pineapple.

• 1:16:15Andrew Santino?

  Here's the thing, because this is where the bananas come from in the islands, they get rid of the ones that bruise, like you do. But the whites took it on, and we said, we'll take the bruise's, and we'll make something out of it.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:16:24Andrew Santino?

  When life gives you bruised bananas, you make.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  Stick with strawberry, shortcakes.

• 1:16:30Andrew Santino?

  Don't tell me how to pastry.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stick with strawberry, shortcakes, and we'll take the banana bread.

• 1:16:34Andrew Santino?

  You dare tell me how to pastry, pal?

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:16:36Andrew Santino?

  Because pastry is not in your world. Asian, Asian pastry? No, thank you.

• 1:16:38Speaker 04

  Asian pastry?

• 1:16:39Bobby Lee?

  Three is the best in the market right now, guy.

• 1:16:41Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're absurd.

• 1:16:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:44Bobby Lee?

  Fried ice cream, that's your thing.

• 1:16:46Andrew Santino?

  No. French and the whites do pastries the best.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Not now, though. We took over the game.

• 1:16:51Andrew Santino?

  No, you fucking didn't.

• 1:16:52Bobby Lee?

  Go to Koreatown, dude. We took over the game, dude.

• 1:16:54Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't want a kimchi fucking donut.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Dude, have you ever had a kimchi, um, scone?

• 1:17:01Andrew Santino?

  It sounds good.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in, in Hawaii, right, at, um, what's it called? You gotta come up with it?

• 1:17:08Andrew Santino?

  Mokalalo. If you go to Mokalalo. Is that a kimchi scone?

• 1:17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. Kimchi scones are so good.

• 1:17:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:17Andrew Santino?

  Leave it to the French.

• 1:17:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:17:19Andrew Santino?

  Leave it to the French.

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  Because what Asians do is like, we'll put gochujong in it.

• 1:17:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't want gochujong in a fucking muffin. That's insane.

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:25Andrew Santino?

  Leave it to the French.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  That's why you're haven't grown. Your taste needs.

• 1:17:29Andrew Santino?

  You piss in mugs in your house.

• 1:17:33Andrew Santino?

  I haven't grown? You pee inside of coffee mugs in your home.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you need to open up your fucking table here, and open it up.

• 1:17:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm closing the table, pal.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:42Andrew Santino?

  No one is invited to the table now. It's over.

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  What does it say?

• 1:17:47Andrew Santino?

  When an adult urinates in mugs, bottles, or unconventional containers, it points to a breakdown in typical behavior, psychological, and neurological functioning.

• 1:17:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm in trouble.

• 1:17:55Andrew Santino?

  They may be on a podcast stumbling through their words.

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Dementia.

• 1:17:58Andrew Santino?

  Delirium. It's even worse.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love delirium.

• 1:18:02Andrew Santino?

  You are delirium.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I've been in delirium states before.

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  I've been delirium. All right, well, close it out, Jules. Look at the camera.

• 1:18:08Speaker 04

  Thank you for being a bad friend.