Heated Rivalry w/ Rick Glassman

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I love, dude?

• 0:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  I love dried noodles. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

• 1:02Andrew Santino?

  Why do you love?

• 1:03Bobby Lee?

  The Chinese, where they have the dried noodles and some sort of gravy, like some Chinese gravy on top. So you get some of the like soft parts, right, and then the hard parts. Somehow like my, me, I'm hard and soft at the same time.

• 1:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, you need to be soft before you can get hard.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Or vice versa.

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  Be hard and then go soft?

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I do.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you what's bothering me about the internet and Chinese? All these Brits posting about getting a Chinese. We're going at, we're getting ourselves a Chinese. They call getting Chinese food.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  Getting a Chinese.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33Andrew Santino?

  Look up getting a Chinese. In the UK, getting a Chinese is common, non-offensive slang for phrase meaning to order or buy a Chinese takeaway meal. Why is it okay for, so Brits are the first people to get mad at people for saying something incorrectly on PC. They say go get a Chinese. I mean, that sounds pretty scary. In this day and age?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I get a Japanese. That's easier.

• 1:56Andrew Santino?

  Much easier.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They're easier to catch. The Japanese are easier to catch.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  They really are.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  Are they not?

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're more patient.

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're like in their suits. You know what I mean? Just out with their briefcase out there.

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can't.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  And they get drunk. They get drunk.

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  That's when you get them.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  You can't run.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  You go to Tokyo, 2:00 in the morning, a bunch of businessmen, they're drunk. That's when you get a Japanese.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  That's when you get a little Japanese.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Going to get myself a Japanese.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't get a Chinese. They're harder to catch, dude. They're ninjas.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  They're very invasive.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  They're in the trees.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  That guy's easy to grab.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Yeah.

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  That's such a great culture. When we go to Japan, I want to, we should do a late night walk and talk video where we find drunk Japanese men sleeping on the street.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  You're the only one. You're the only one that texted me on my birthday. You're the only one.

• 2:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, clarify what you mean by birthday.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  My A birthday.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  That's right. I'm the only one.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  You're literally Sunday, the only one. None of you bastards, right? Came to my special, thank you. Came to my special. Yeah, we were there.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  But, but, but.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Who didn't? Yeah, yeah. What?

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Who didn't?

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Who didn't? Who didn't? He's busy.

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  No, but let's.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  And he's a busy man. He's in that magic movie. Right? He's hanging out with, you know what I mean?

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  You know why I didn't come to the special?

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Cause you have your own shows.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  Carlos knows. I even said to those guys when you weren't here, I said, I should cancel the shows. And then I thought, you probably don't want me there. And you said to me, off air, if we're gonna be honest about it, you said, it's probably easier if you're not there.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause you're gonna give me notes.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  I would never give you notes.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  I said, you don't need the pressure of me being there. And I, and I was honest with the guys. I said, I was gonna call my agent, cancel, and I said, he probably doesn't want me there.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  And you said to me off air.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  I didn't want you.

• 3:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's right. Okay, so thank you.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  I don't think we should go, I mean, you know, if there's a wedding, like if I'm married, getting married, obviously you should come.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't want me there for that.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you gotta come.

• 3:37Andrew Santino?

  I will.

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So you can go, no, I don't agree. You know what the vows? Object. Yeah, object. I want you to object.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  Imagine I object and it's because I want you to be my wife.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  You do a speech?

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  And I'm, everyone's crying. It's that moment in the movie.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  I pick you up, we run down to the ocean.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  We go swimming and everybody, it's a beautiful moment, then the music stops and everybody realizes it's just us in the ocean together.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  God.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Waiting away.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Heated rivalry.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm. Heated rivalry?

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  Rivalry?

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  No, heated rivalry.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you know about it?

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 4:12Speaker 05

  The show?

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  It's my jam.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  What's heated rivalry?

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  This show is my jam, dude.

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 4:16Speaker 05

  Gay hockey.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a gay hockey show.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  This is why everybody online is talking about, yeah, when do they kiss? People are going to hockey games and going, when do they kiss?

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, it's so hot. Dude.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  It melts the ice?

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  It melts the ice. It's so hot. I've been watching it, dude, right? There's a scene. These two rookies in the beginning, okay?

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  This is where I'm gonna be a little.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna be a little, no.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  These two rookies.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  Take that off, I don't wanna see that.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There's, yeah.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  There's these two rookies, right? And they find themselves in the gym. Right? And they're, and they're also like, you know what I mean? Not nemesis's, but they're rivals.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Hence the name. Heated rivalry.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Pretty on brand.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, it's pretty on brand, right? And one guy goes, can I get a drink of your water?

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  He pisses in his mouth?

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  No, he doesn't. And they, he hands him a white water bottle. And he does a light.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  A little brush of the finger.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, and that sets it off? It turns into a gay porno after that?

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I'm watching it going, I'm in. I'm in this.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  So this is a gay love story?

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  What is this on?

• 5:20Speaker 05

  Bravo?

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  No, it's on HBO. It's on HBO.

• 5:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's right.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna call my local, uh.

• 5:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna call my local congressperson to get this removed.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and here's my only problem with the show.

• 5:30Andrew Santino?

  Is all the gay shit?

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not the gay shit, right? The Asian one, right, when they first hook up.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  He's the bottom.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  He comes too fast. He comes, do you see it? He comes way too fast.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, cause, cause the Russian one, there's always a Russian one.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're hockey.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And he doesn't know what his sexuality is, the Asian one.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  I think we figured it out pretty quickly in the show.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but he doesn't know, right? And then when he blows them, right? He comes so fast, right? And I'm like, too fast.

• 6:00Speaker 05

  PTSD for you?

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I just want the scene to last. What do you mean? What does that mean?

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  A little, uh, what do they call that when you have an acid flashback? You got a cock flashback?

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But anyway, um, dude, half Asians, wow.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  So heated rivalry is your favorite new gay show?

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yes, my favorite gay show.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  I can't watch that kind of stuff.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  And can I say something?

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Crazy talk. What are we talking about?

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 6:20Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to watch that stuff.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  See, that's why I watched it. Because I don't want to be that guy says, "I don't want to watch that stuff."

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  I am that guy. I don't want to watch that.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to be that guy.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is?

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  I want to be open, right, and go, "Oh, he's, you know what I mean? He's an open book. He's in touch with his feelings."

• 6:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to see sex scenes between straight couples on shows. I want to see shows that are more creative than just sex.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I only saw one episode. I'll never see another one.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, I'm, you know, the girl I'm seeing made me watch it. I saw the first episode. I was, that's enough of it. I know what happened.

• 6:49Andrew Santino?

  When you brought up a gay love scene, like two, like two men in love, I thought you were talking about Free Bert. I thought it was Burt's new show.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, I watched it the other night.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Good?

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  Brother, it's great.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's good.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  It's not good. It's great. It's fantastic. It's so fun and it's, it hits all the notes.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  It's a great show.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm not saying that because it's our boy.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  So happy for him.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  It is fantastic.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  And, and, uh, um, oh God, what's wrong with my brain? What's her name?

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Artemarin.

• 7:17Andrew Santino?

  Arteman, Arteman, yeah. Arteman. Artemis.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Artemis file?

• 7:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. No, Arden, Arden's, she's, Arden, right?

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  Arden Miran. Yeah, she's great.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Arden is, um, I have to say something.

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  You've known her for a long time.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  I've known her, we were on MTV the other night.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Arden looks so good for her age.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Is that bad to see?

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, I mean sexy.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  What is she, 106?

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  No, she's my age.

• 7:41Andrew Santino?

  You corrected it by saying sexy?

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Is that, is that, does that mean for me to say, is that wrong?

• 7:45Speaker 05

  Need the, for, for her age part.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  I didn't?

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  You just said she looks good.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Let me just get that again.

• 7:49Speaker 05

  Make two.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She looks sexy.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  A little creepy, but yeah, that's fine.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  No, as a friend, I don't, I, there's no, come on.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  I know, man.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, well then.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  Just teasing. 52 years old. Yeah, she looked great. You look great too for 54.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  And I, and I look.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  I remember when I played John McCain, she played Cindy McCain.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  Aw.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  I remember.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty sweet.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Look at that third picture, babe. Third, third photo.

• 8:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  There it is. Zoom in. You do look like John McCain.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  That's incredible.

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's incredible.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  If you're ever wondering why not a lot of Asian guys get casted in sketch comedy, that's it right there.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  I mean.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  It's hard.

• 8:26Andrew Santino?

  You look nothing like John McCain. You're just like an old, you look like an older Asian guy.

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  You're playing your dad.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  I look like Mitch McConnell's wife.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Wow, look at how much taller she is than you. Why'd they make her wear heels?

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  You have grown since then. Comedically, physically.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  You've grown.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, you guys, January 25th is my AA birthday. So just text me, you know, happy birthday. That'd be nice.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  I did.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  You're the only one. No one else in my life.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, it means a lot to me.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, what a friend, Ed.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  And I'm happy.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  I was really excited to see you today.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  I got therapy this morning. I feel great. I feel great. I got a great lesson out of it. I, I used it in my real life.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Tell me your lessons.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'll give you one called joy. I told the boys today. Joy. The acronym in the lesson today was joy.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  Just observe yourself.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  He's like, just be in it a little bit. Stop trying to go full speed ahead and look for, just be in it a little bit.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I do yoge.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is that?

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Joy backwards.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  What? Yourself, right?

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  You always jerk off.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm not done.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  Joy backwards.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yourself on Jeremiah.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you think? Anyway, yeah, um.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  I feel good.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Did you, cause I felt, after my special, I felt like, um.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  Postpartum?

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  A little bit.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Is that real?

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Big time.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Especially when you're right in the new hour. I am in postpartum hell.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In fact, today I got on Lexapro because of it.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  No, don't get on that.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  Please, dude.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm so depressed.

• 9:57Andrew Santino?

  How many pills are you on now?

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  So many different kinds.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Ozzy, Lexi?

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Blue chew? Where's the?

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Blue chew, yeah. You gotta eat that?

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Blue chew.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  He loves it.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:05Andrew Santino?

  You do really use that a lot.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  Does that balance okay with your medication?

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everything works. But yeah, so you're saying that there is a feeling of a little bit of.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  There's a postpartum special or a postpartum shooting, but I feel the same way after I film anything, anything, I always feel a little sick and, and bad. Just because you, you put some, you put so much into something. People that don't know, you worked so hard on the special.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  I think so, yeah.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  No, you did. I saw you every night, multiple times a night. And then when you put it out, it's, it's hard when you're done because then you're like.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  It's just weights lifted, but you also feel a little empty.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Because the night was magical. I mean, you guys were there, you know what I mean? So it's like, um.

• 10:42Speaker 05

  We were surprised.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, see, that's another thing. Why do you? So this is what he's, this is what these, I get off stage, these guys are like, oh, you're actually funny.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  You've seen him before.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, but that was the energy that you were giving me.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 10:54Speaker 05

  Because you, you took it to a different level.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you were taping. You did it.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to, though.

• 10:59Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Because when there's cameras on, you're like, I have to mug and, you know what I mean, and milk it.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  You gotta milk it.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Right? These guys don't know anything about showbiz. You know what I mean? When you're doing a live show in front of people, it's not that I do 50%, but you don't really do a lot with your face and this and that because they can't really see it.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's all about tone.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  But you're doing it big in this one.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm doing, you know, you.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  White eyes.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did white eyes. Yeah, I did.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Asian eyes.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Uh, scared eyes.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, just came eyes.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I did all of them.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta do them all.

• 11:34Speaker 05

  Full, full range.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  I did the full range of eyes, dude. Yeah, yeah.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  I think it's, I think it's a good thing that you're feeling this way because then you build something new again.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  I can't think of anything to say.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Come on, talk about.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  I really, I literally don't have anything. I don't know what, I sit there and I go, I don't know what else to say.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot going on in the world. You could talk about any of it.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  I, yeah.

• 11:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, by the way, this was amazing. Carlos sent me this. I died. There was a, this in, in, uh, how do you say that, fans?

• 11:59Speaker 05

  Cadiz.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Cadiz.

• 12:01Speaker 05

  Cadiz.

• 12:01Andrew Santino?

  A Cadiz Calderwell as Stephen Hawking. So like.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  I saw that.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  They all dressed up. Look at that.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  Roaming the streets as Stephen.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  Take me to Epstein's Island. Take me to Epstein's Island.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Take me to, take me to, take me to, take me to, take me to Epstein's.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  The footwork on the guy in the middle is dead on.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  It's impressive.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  You gotta do a crooked foot.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  You have to have the lean.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have to do lean. Yeah. Um.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  This is a celebration of life more than anything.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  It is. It's a celebration of life. Yeah.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  Whoever has the best technology, I'd be, I'd be more impressed with. Whose computer actually worked.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And the next year, they're doing Michael J. Fox.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna look like an earthquake.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna do that one. Give me your Michael J. Fox walk.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  What's on your hat?

• 12:51Speaker 05

  Oh, the flower?

• 12:52Andrew Santino?

  Hey, what does that mean?

• 12:53Speaker 05

  It's just, I think it's like.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Japanese like version. That's cool dude.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something, Shohei Ohtani has us on lock.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Everything is Japanese now.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  Go to Dodger Stadium this next season, it's all Japanese, all the advert, it's brilliant.

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  You know, they start, I know you don't love baseball, I want, you're gonna come this year with me.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna come.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  This, alright, pause, this, this guy, I think they said the Dodgers have already made their money back on him already. Because of how, how sellable he is.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he's in, he is a, it's a mega star beyond mega star.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:24Andrew Santino?

  It's mind blowing.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's not as big, but LAFC getting Sun on the team too.

• 13:28Andrew Santino?

  That's huge.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everything is Sun.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Even I know who that is.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  That's how big that is.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  But that's money, it's all big money.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  It's Asians.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Knock on wood dude.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Asians are here, open up.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  We're here and we're here to stay.

• 13:42Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  We're here, we're here to stay dude, you know what I mean?

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  You don't mess with us dude.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  No, trust me, I'm learning Cantonese right now.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Are you really?

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Late at night I'm taking Cantonese. Shao, shao, shao, ching shao. My buddy, my buddy who you know is teaching his son Mandarin right now, you know my friends.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Speaking.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  He's, they're speaking.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  No, speak, speak to me.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  He did it this morning, he, what's wa, water, he was doing, it's like.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Wata.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  No, it's like. It's like. Shincha. And he said, he knew coffee.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  What's water? Does that literally say wata? Shu shu, shui. Shui, yeah, it was that.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  With a little kid, shui this morning.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Cute.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  So cute.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  What's ice? How do you say ice?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm just curious.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  I can point, you know what I mean? If I'm with my Mexican friends.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  And they run, you know what I mean?

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck ice is.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to Minnesota right now, I'm gonna be yelling that in the street.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Qiu de ma de ping is the cool, they would make a hit song out of that.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  That's so good.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  That's fuck ice?

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  That's great.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  That's great dude.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny dude.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  That's so fun.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  They can make anything fun.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  They can make it fun.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  Hey, you know what I saw this morning?

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  I was actually a little proud. I almost sent you a little photog.

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  I saw a billboard of our movie Goat that we're in.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  A huge billboard. I was like, holy shit.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be big.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  A big deal, I guess.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  You gonna go to the thing?

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we gotta go.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  We have to. We don't have a choice.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not this weekend, but next week?

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  Next weekend. Yeah, we have to go to the premiere.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  Look at that there. Yeah, I don't know which one that was, but it was just cool to see. Cause we've never been in a real animated feature. I have never been in an animated feature.

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  That's hu- look at it. It's three dimensional too. Look at it.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  But zoom in, look what it says. From K-pop demon hunters into the spider verse Spider-Man.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty cool.

• 15:38Speaker 06

  It's gonna be huge.

• 15:39Andrew Santino?

  I hope so, man.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's gonna be huge.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  I will say, we saw the movie. I mean, I'm not...

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  You saw what movie?

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  We saw this movie, I'm saying.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  We saw bits of it.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  No, what do you mean? We sat down, we saw. Well, we didn't see it fully animated.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  We did see the, yeah, fully animated. We did see it though.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  But they showed us the- it was so fun, man.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, it's cool to be a part of that kinda thing, cause I've never seen animation come like that from...

• 15:58Speaker 06

  So cool.

• 15:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:59Andrew Santino?

  Zero to a hundred.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  We've been working on that for a year.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah? Oh, it takes forever.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  It takes forever. Willy Wonka's here. You wanna bring him in?

• 16:05Andrew Santino?

  Bring in Willy Wonka.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Willy Wonka!

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  Willy, willy, willy, willy. Willy, willy, willy.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  What's up, dude? Dude, let me say something, dude.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  Outfit.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Steel. Whoa.

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  Outfit on fleek?

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, keep it getting...

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  Look at that. Let me say something. I didn't recognize you when at first because you lost so much weight.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna lie to you either. I 100% didn't know that was you outside. I was like, what the fuck? When I met you, dude, you were much bigger.

• 16:36Speaker 06

  Dude, like 80 pounds heavier. This is my usual weight that I'm usually at.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  That, that's the one I miss. No, I'm kidding. No.

• 16:43Speaker 06

  The Seattle Times took that picture. Dude, thanks to Jam in the Van for this picture where I look like a goblin.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:50Andrew Santino?

  You do, you do look sickly there.

• 16:52Speaker 06

  Nah, that's a pale man.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Tell me how you lost all the weight.

• 16:56Speaker 06

  Dude, I just, I eat scrambled eggs and fucking exercise every day. I dance like James Brown in my house for like three hours.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  That's amazing. Scrambled eggs.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  Scrambled eggs, dance like James Brown, you'll look like this, America.

• 17:07Speaker 06

  Steak. Well, I mean, you know.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  You like incense? I feel like you like incense.

• 17:12Speaker 06

  I do if I have time.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:14Speaker 06

  I used to go to.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  You like things around the house. I bet you, I bet you money.

• 17:17Speaker 06

  Dude, I walk around the house naked every day.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:19Speaker 06

  That's how I live. And so like, if my girlfriend's niece moves in, it's like, oh fuck, you gotta wear clothes.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, amen.

• 17:27Speaker 06

  Never again.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Don't let your girlfriend's niece move in.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Is that a life lesson?

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a life lesson.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  That is a life.

• 17:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why not?

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  Her ghost is right here.

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know Jules?

• 17:40Speaker 06

  Don't know her.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  But you know about her.

• 17:41Speaker 06

  Seen her on the show.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:42Andrew Santino?

  Those of her. Are you an AI guy?

• 17:44Speaker 06

  Ah, no, it's strange to see it come and go because a year ago, everybody in the comments would go, if you're not into AI, you're gonna get left behind. And that's totally flipped. Now in the comments, people are like, what is this AI slop?

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  What is this AI slop?

• 18:00Speaker 06

  So I'm kinda stoked to see the public reception flip.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  You know, because I think it's cool. They, they still can't get green screen to work perfectly. Like when you go to.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're working on it every day in here.

• 18:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  Just can't get it done.

• 18:15Speaker 06

  It'll never have the, uh, the human emotion of comedy or the nuance in songwriting, you know?

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's true. You got, it's you. It's gonna be us. It's gotta be us.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there was a song on TikTok.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, so good.

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  The AI song.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  It's an AI song.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a live song. You know Live? The band?

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:34Speaker 06

  I can feel it. Is that?

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, that song, right? It was like an R and B version of that song. And I tried to find it on my iTunes and it doesn't, it's not available. It's AI.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's fake.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  But it sounds good.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  There's AI.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Are you scared or no?

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Cause when I, I love that.

• 18:51Speaker 06

  Scared. They'll never, they'll never come close, dude. I can write you any genre in the next five minutes. I write like five, 10 songs a day when I'm locked in.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 18:59Speaker 06

  But I collect all the gear from like the Motown days and I'll record you a Motown song and write you something that'll make you cry. AI only exists because it's copying. It's a reflection of the human emotion and all the stuff that's trained it.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Right. But will it continue, will it get so good that it will then train us?

• 19:18Speaker 06

  It's at the fingertips of human command. So no AI thing is existing without a guy firing the command. So it comes down to a laziness on the writer's behalf. I entered in, write a song in the style of Steel Beans. And I'm not like that famous, but my lyrics are on there. And it wrote a song and I looked at the lyrics and I was like, damn, this is kind of some lyrics I would write. But I would never say this, it's hacky to put this sentence like that. It's the fine tuning that puts the eyebrows.

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  Did you say that to AI? Cause if you say that, then it's gonna, good, I'll just get better at it then.

• 19:53Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:54Andrew Santino?

  That's the problem is that people go, this isn't good enough. And it goes, working on it. And it just continues to like, what you just said into that microphone now?

• 20:00Speaker 06

  Right.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  It's being recorded, it's put out into the app, like AI is going to know now. Fuck. Yeah, you fucked up.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  You fucked up, dude. I purposely did that by asking those kind of questions.

• 20:10Speaker 06

  Damn it.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  You're done, dude.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  You got an album out now?

• 20:13Speaker 06

  I do, I didn't come here to promote my album that came out on October 9th on Anderson Paak's label, Ape Shit Records. I got Troy Van Leeuwen from Queens of the Stone Age on three of the songs and.

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you about that part of it, right? You're playing the guitar, playing drums at the same time and singing.

• 20:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? Seems difficult. It's like chewing gum and riding a horse at the same time. Is that what it is?

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if you've ever tried to.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Chewing gum and riding a horse at the same time.

• 20:43Andrew Santino?

  Riding a horse with gum.

• 20:44Speaker 06

  Not done that yet.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  It throws both you and the horse off. It's just tough rhythmically.

• 20:48Speaker 06

  Christopher Reeves.

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  That's what happened to him, he was chewing too much gum.

• 20:51Speaker 06

  Fruit by the foot.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:53Speaker 06

  Yeah. I don't blame him.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  So is that, I mean, you're thinking, are you thinking though, or is this organic?

• 20:59Speaker 06

  I'm not thinking at all. And I'll be honest, the lame answer is it's not that hard. Cause I played drums since I was two, got into guitar in middle school. And I was texting the band, fuck, when are you guys gonna get here to rehearsal? And I sat down at the drum set with my guitar on, I just went.

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let me see if I can do it.

• 21:20Speaker 06

  And you gotta move rightly.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  You got it.

• 21:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:23Andrew Santino?

  Are we about to start the first two man, one man band?

• 21:26Speaker 06

  You gotta do it two times or not less.

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  You can do it.

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  I do, this is a two man band.

• 21:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, try it.

• 21:35Andrew Santino?

  Tomato, ping, ping, ping.

• 21:36Speaker 06

  Tomato, bing.

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  Tomato, bing, bing.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Tomato, bing.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  Very good.

• 21:53Speaker 06

  Thank you for being a bad friend. Wow.

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• 22:32Bobby Lee?

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• 23:08Bobby Lee?

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• 23:12Andrew Santino?

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• 23:13Bobby Lee?

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• 23:15Andrew Santino?

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• 23:16Bobby Lee?

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• 23:17Andrew Santino?

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• 23:30Bobby Lee?

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• 23:51Andrew Santino?

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• 23:53Bobby Lee?

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• 23:57Bobby Lee?

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• 24:14Bobby Lee?

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• 24:21Andrew Santino?

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• 25:13Andrew Santino?

  You know Longfoot's here.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  Longfoot's in the house, ladies and gentlemen.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Longfoot's here. Look at those feet.

• 25:18Andrew Santino?

  One of our favorite guests and friends, comedian.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Amen. Praise the Lord.

• 25:23Andrew Santino?

  A rabble rouser, if you will. It's Rick Glassman, huh?

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Thank you. Ricky, what's going on?

• 25:33Speaker 05

  Where do I begin?

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  That's the show. Thanks, guys.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Thanks for coming in.

• 25:36Speaker 05

  Could I plug my tour?

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  There's a tour?

• 25:39Speaker 05

  There's a tour.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What coffee shops are you gonna play? Hello?

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  San Francisco, Denver, Houston, Cleveland, Dallas, Portland, Salt Lake City, Austin, Indianapolis, St. Louis. There it is. Go to punch up.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna be at the San Francisco Starbucks.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a reserve.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  On Main Street at, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Denver Coffee Bean, the Houston Alfred's, which is good.

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  That is really.

• 26:04Bobby Lee?

  It's a really good coffee. He'll be at the Houston Alfred's.

• 26:06Speaker 05

  People say they love it.

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is good.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Do what?

• 26:08Speaker 05

  The Denver Coffee Bean?

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  It's a, yeah. It's a great gig. Good acoustics in that room.

• 26:13Speaker 05

  Coffee Bean, I'll be in the Cleveland Co- oh, they're gone.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  You excited or what?

• 26:18Speaker 02

  Man, I've never loved stand-up more.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're very good at it.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Thank you. Um, I, uh, think I wanna fill my hour. I've been working on this hour for like about two and a half years now.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  And...

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  There's reverb from the headphones that are coming through the microphone.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Can you just put it in your ears?

• 26:36Speaker 02

  It's too loud, it's too loud.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  What, you put it in your ears?

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  Those headphones are too loud.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he turned them up.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Can you bring the cans down? And, uh, and now let's get into it.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  Let's go!

• 26:45Speaker 02

  Could you bring the can down?

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  Bring the can down, he asked you twice.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  He did. The Red Bull, thank you. The Red Bull?

• 26:50Andrew Santino?

  Someone's gotta bring the can down. Ricky, this hour is gonna be fantastic out of you.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  I get it.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  I know that, because you're really killing it lately.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  I just got it.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Ah, play on words. It was a play on words.

• 27:01Speaker 02

  What if that's how you laugh?

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  It was a play on words.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  What if that's how you laugh?

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  Richard.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  What if that's how he actually laughed?

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  That is?

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  That is actually how he laughed, yeah. Yeah, can I say something? You like eccentric socks?

• 27:15Speaker 02

  You tell me?

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  I got these at a museum.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, which one?

• 27:18Speaker 02

  Uh, it was the, it was the one where the, the cows go to? I'm sorry, a museum.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  Burn.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  Sorry dude, you asked for it.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  Let me, can I think about it?

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  I get it.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  Okay. Let's get into it.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  I really get it. Yeah, yeah.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  And their stance, no less.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what show I've been watching though that I really like? Have you, have you seen this show, The Pit?

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of it?

• 27:41Speaker 02

  The show about Roethlisberger?

• 27:47Andrew Santino?

  The Pit.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  You watch this show?

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something?

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I've never seen a medical show before.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  I never saw ER, I never saw Grey's Anatomy, I never saw Scrub, and any of that, right? And I've been watching The Pit, right? Why would you wanna be in the medical field? It's so stressful.

• 28:05Speaker 02

  Have you seen the bloopers?

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  The bloopers on The Pit?

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Oh, they're insane. When we pull up the pit bloopers?

• 28:12Speaker 02

  Just Ben Roethlisberger getting tackled a bunch?

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:14Andrew Santino?

  Very funny.

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  It's such a stressful job!

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  Have you ever been a mother?

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  You mean the sitcom?

• 28:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, have you ever watched The Mother?

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Did you do that, an episode of The Mother?

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  No, I never, what's The Mother?

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  The CBS show, The Mother.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  That's at mom?

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Actual hardest job in the world.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  By far.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Is that called mom?

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  No, well, the mom, mom, the show Mom is a spin-off of The Mother. The Mother was an original show on CBS.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  Do you remember how successful Bad Friends got after? People talked about started talking about your mom.

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Isn't that crazy?

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  That was a big piece of our puzzle.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we learned.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  I put that in the special.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  I heard, I heard.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  And you know what? I might sue you.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  Why?

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  It's copyright.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  You said it on this show!

• 28:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm Bobby mom is mine.

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  It's my phrase forever.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Isn't it yours impression of, isn't the original IP his mom?

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  No, but I copy.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  Doesn't she actually say that?

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  The phrase is copyrighted.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  She doesn't actually say I'm Bobby mom?

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  She's never said it once.

• 29:07Speaker 02

  Do you want to edit that out?

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Is it worth you getting credit for something? Because people love it because I thought.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  No. She's never said it.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm suing. I'm suing.

• 29:19Bobby Lee?

  What's up with the Grotto Mark, Mark's eyebrows?

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Do I have Grotto Mark's eyebrows?

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Is that the black guy from Full House?

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:30Andrew Santino?

  There he is.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  There he is.

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I think it's the wideness of it, you know what I mean? Not, not the thickness.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  I don't know what my eyebrows look like. I haven't looked in a mirror in three months.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a slim that didn't work actually.

• 29:41Andrew Santino?

  What happened to those mirrors that you got the mirrors out of your house?

• 29:44Speaker 02

  No, I just don't look at them.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  They're there, though.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  My gosh.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Self-restraint.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's tough. Every time I walk by, I go, I want to take a fucking look at this guy.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  I want to see what he looks like.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  Because I, when I look in a mirror, I end, I go like this. I don't know how to do it.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  That was great. That was a great Grotto.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  I felt like, like I had botox or something. I felt like I, I couldn't do it.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Hell is other people.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know, get it.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Like, sorry, this is, this is a nightmare.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Oh, I, we could call it.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying, no, what I'm gonna say this, right? If we died and, and we were all three stuck in a room together? Oh, my God.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Wait.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  You, I would clam, crawl, I would, I would.

• 30:22Speaker 05

  Imagine for us, then.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Oh, this is what you see?

• 30:27Speaker 05

  Every day.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're welcome.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  What, what's up?

• 30:33Speaker 02

  Uh, not much. What's up with you?

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  That's what I mean.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  That's what I.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  You have what's up on your shirt.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  You're supposed to say what's up on your shirt.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  What is going on here?

• 30:48Speaker 02

  Bobby?

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  No, shut up, shut up. You make-

• 30:50Speaker 02

  You make it bad.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Very successful podcast.

• 30:52Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no.

• 30:54Bobby Lee?

  Very, very successful podcast. So basically, what I'm saying to you is that, no, I, I don't think it's me. I think it's you. Yeah, yeah. No, it's up.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  That's not, that's a, that's a chicken.

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:05Speaker 02

  Bad friends? Tiger belly?

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? You think so?

• 31:10Speaker 02

  I don't know. Why don't you pull the analytics?

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have, we don't have to have huge celebrities to up.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  What is that noise?

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's going up.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  That's going up.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  So, so if the stock-

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  We understand. We understand what this is.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  You think this is grifting? You think that's Hollywood grifting?

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations.

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Cause he's making it sound as if you're grifting. Why, why, we've had those people on the show.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  We're grifters as well. We're grifters as well.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, Paul Rudd, I mean, what in it, what a job you've done.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  Coming back on, but-

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's dead, right?

• 31:47Speaker 02

  He, it was left, uh, I don't think he was dead, no.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  He was severely injured.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was injured.

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Fucked up a couple of times on my podcast.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:57Speaker 02

  And I felt bad. But he told me I could post it, and then he told me that he was upset that I posted it, but he didn't know that- He said that cause he was, he was on pain pills. He didn't quite understand what I was asking him. He didn't really remember it.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  Did he block you on all, uh, platforms or anything?

• 32:15Speaker 02

  I, I only connect with him through his publicist. I don't, no, I don't think he's on any social media. He's one of those guys that it's like, like, you know, people are like, huh, social media is stupid, but like, they're on it all the time.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's not on it.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  What's your screen time on your phone? Does it register?

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  I can look.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  I know mine.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 32:37Speaker 02

  Depends on the week.

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  I go between four hours and eight hours.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um, you know, I'll tell you, you know what my daily average is?

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Four hours and 10 minutes.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  How do you find?

• 32:46Speaker 02

  That's like my low end.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  My daily average is five hours and 44 minutes. Is that bad?

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Five hours of your life on your phone? That's pretty bad.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it's bad. I mean, I don't think, I think it's typical. And I think it's bad.

• 33:00Speaker 05

  Carlos is seven hours.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  No, is it really? Oh, my God, a day?

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. What's yours?

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Between four and eight. But also, it's tough to know because sometimes I'll like, I'll put stuff on. Like, I'm listening to YouTube on my phone or something, you know?

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, yeah, let me see.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Instagram is the most. And TikTok.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Three hours of OnlyFans, that's what it says here.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  Posting or watching?

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Posting. Feed pics, feed pics.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  Messages takes up most of my time.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  Do you think that's reading or writing?

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  I can't do either. It's probably why it takes me so goddamn long to get through that app. I open it up, I scroll forever, it's impossible.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  It, it does say OnlyFans online, 15 minutes. Which is not that bad.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not bad.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  What do you do on OnlyFans? Do you watch stuff? Do you send them messages?

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  I watch. I'm a, I'm supportive of the arts.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  You look young when you smile. I don't think I've seen you smile before.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I love anything creative.

• 33:54Andrew Santino?

  How much money do you put on OnlyFans?

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  How much do I spend?

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  A month, yeah, do you think?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Couple hundred bucks, I think.

• 34:00Speaker 02

  No, way more.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  Couple hundred bucks?

• 34:03Speaker 02

  A day.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  No, a couple hundred bucks.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  Do you buy, do you buy the videos? Like, the extra ones?

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I do, but, you know, the descriptions, though, I, I want to sue.

• 34:12Speaker 02

  Oh, I know.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 34:13Speaker 02

  I know.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, this video, you're gonna see it all.

• 34:16Speaker 02

  And it's not all.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  It's some girl in a fucking bikini.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  But fool me once.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Shame on you.

• 34:21Andrew Santino?

  Fool me twice.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Knock it off.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Don't get fooled again, don't get fooled again.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  Give a man a fish.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  Fool me four times.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  I'll teach a man to fish. I used to do that as a bit. I think I'll bring it back.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Fool me five times.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  Shame on me again.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  Fool me six times.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  Well, can't fool me again.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  Can't get fooled again.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  Can't get fooled again.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  You fool me, can't get fooled again.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  This guy's a hound dog. You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Crying all the time.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  We'll get caught.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  You're a hound, you're a hound dog. You know how I know?

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  You remember? At my, at my birthday party?

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  You said you was hot.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  You look so bad.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Look like you're Bell Palsy.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  I could do it too, pal.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  You say he looks like he's Bell Palsy?

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking great. That is true.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  I went to school with a Bell's Palsy.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what'd he do?

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Mr. and Mrs. Palsy's kid? Pops asked him to freeze. He said, "I will halfway."

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  I see. His name was Bell. That's a joke. His last name's Palsy.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Still good. Do the can thing again.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  He'll be in Denver.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coffee bean. My point is, is this. Welcome to the show.

• 35:35Speaker 02

  Thank you, man.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  And really having you on is what a pleasure.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  Are you reading this?

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We'll be right back. I'm doing one of yours.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  What else?

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  I know. Exactly.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  We're back.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  We are back.

• 35:49Bobby Lee?

  We're back.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  We're back.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you like going on the road?

• 35:56Speaker 02

  You just wanna make this a short app?

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  You like going on a?

• 35:59Speaker 02

  I have sincerely been loving it. Yeah.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  You get nervous, or?

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  You bring openers? Who'd you bring?

• 36:10Speaker 02

  Mike Lunoch, he's been coming with me.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Uh, good. Is he really?

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Love the, love the Lunoch.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Love the Lunoch. That's good merch.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  This is like a first date that is, uh, we both realized we're not attracted to each other.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Is that, why is it you and I? I mean, do him.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  He's?

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Vibe with him.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I wanna see you guys vibe.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  Alright. Would you like to host, host me?

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to host you.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  How've you been?

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Uh, lonely.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  What's going on? Are you dating right now?

• 36:47Speaker 02

  Ye- yes. Technically, yes. I would call it dating. I am making an effort to meet people and to go out with them. I have not been dating like, either somebody I'm dating that I'm like, "Ooh, I found my person."

• 37:01Andrew Santino?

  But you are searching.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay, when we say this, you're dating right now, do you do this thing where you take multiple women to the same restaurant, like you'll go back to the same restaurant with a different girl?

• 37:14Speaker 02

  I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant in the past three years.

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  I've been doing that and I hate when the host goes-

• 37:20Speaker 02

  One sec, I'm so sorry, it's just while I was vibing with Andrew. I was just seeing how that was going, remember? I was just trying to see how that goes. Give us a sec? Andrew, what were you asking?

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  I was just saying, when you go out on a date to a restaurant, will you take a different girl back to that same restaurant later in the week or a different week?

• 37:37Speaker 02

  I don't know. Bobby?

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  I hate bringing the same girl back to like different dates because-

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  You've done it a bunch.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  Because the host-

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Because the host will go, "Welcome back, Mr. Lee."

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  Another one.

• 37:54Andrew Santino?

  But you've done it-

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  It's as if they say that.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  I have a question, is the host, fuck, I hate when I can't remember things. What's, thank you.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 38:01Speaker 02

  Is the, was the hostess DJ Khalid? So, when a host, when a host says, "Oh, welcome back," why don't you go to your date, "I've only been here with friends before."

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Speaker 02

  "I've, I've never been here with another girl before." Just do that, and then she'll be like, "Oh, phew."

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  I've gone to a restaurant where they've told me, they go, "Yo, your boy Bobby, come in here, he brought a different, bunch of different girls, like the same week." Anyway, let me take your order.

• 38:24Speaker 02

  Do you go out with different girls with like-

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm seeing one person now.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is in the past. This is in the past.

• 38:34Bobby Lee?

  Also, take off your notifications on your iPhone, iPad, that's what I've been doing.

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  What does that even mean?

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Because, because you get text messages from people?

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  You're watching the pit with, with your-

• 38:44Speaker 02

  On your iPad?

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, watching the pit, right?

• 38:46Speaker 02

  Are you guys on a plane?

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  And all of a sudden you get like a nude photo.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  He lives on a plane.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Right, on your messages, and she's like, "What's that?" "It's just my cousin Sabrina." You get to make a lie. Oh, she has nice breasts. He, she sure does.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Do you really just get random people sending you naked pictures?

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  But you take off the notification and it'll pop up again.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  But that's real, you'll just randomly-

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Like at the UFC, like UFC fight pass or whatever, that's fine, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Dustin McGoogle's fighting Natty Brayhart, you know what I mean? That's fine.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  That's a good fight.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a good fight, yeah, yeah.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  McGoogle should win that fight.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but-

• 39:23Speaker 02

  Those made up people?

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they are.

• 39:24Speaker 02

  I wouldn't know.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  That's a, that was a good names, yeah.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Name, name some fucking fake UFC-

• 39:29Speaker 02

  I know Marcus Monroe.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Marcus Monroe's very good. Bantamweight.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Bantamweight.

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  The bantamweight.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  But I bet it was a while ago, I don't know if he's still fighting.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Still bantam.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he is, he's still bantam.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  I'm into the female fighting.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:39Speaker 02

  Sarah McFinnowich.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  McFinnowich, the family's good. Good boxing lineage.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  That's not nice to talk about that.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, cause her dad died in a fire?

• 39:47Speaker 02

  Starben or Starben?

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Her dad died in a fire.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kea Starben or Starben?

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Starben, Starben.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  Kea Starben?

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But her sister, my god.

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  I, I, when she fought Ashka Malosi, I thought- I'm not kidding, I thought she, I thought they was gonna end her career.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  Because she had her in a four fine-

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, the four fine was great, yeah.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  A four fine lock.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  What is a four fine lock?

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  The four fine lock is when the, your-

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  You know Kumora, right?

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  You know Kumora hold into a-

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  Go 360 on the Kumora, right? And then spin it around, spin it around.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  360 on Kumora brings you right back to where you started.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So they just call it nothing.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Oh, that would-

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they call it nothing, but they, they have a name for it.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  Crazy.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Her first fight though, when she fought Tatum Tatum?

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  Dude, dude, dude, that-

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  Insane.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  That was insane.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Because she's a heavyweight.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Why, they let them fight in that same weight class?

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  And Tatum Tatum almost died.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  Almost died.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  That was incredible, yeah, yeah.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  The paramedics were like, next to the ring, like, waiting for them to be done.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  Are you saying there were two medics, the pair of medics?

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the paramedics were there, yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  The pair of medics.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Four lock half moon, have you ever seen that move before?

• 40:46Speaker 02

  Show me how that goes.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Right, you take both of your legs, right?

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Both of your leg?

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  You take, you take your own leg?

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your own leg, you lock around their legs, right? You look at the moon, right? And then you go 360.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  So you end up back where you started.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So I don't know why they named that either, because-

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, a lot of Muay Thai, a lot of Muay Thai does go back to where you start.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  That's when you, you eat Muay Thai.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly, dude.

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, you have to order it before the last round, you won't get there in time.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:11Speaker 02

  And if you want Muay Thai-

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But Tatum, Tatum, Tatum, Tatum does it in liquid form.

• 41:15Speaker 02

  That's Jason Tatum's son.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  I thought we were talking about female-

• 41:18Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's Casey Kasem's daughter.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twice removed.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  What does that mean, there's twice removed?

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  It's a second cousin.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  I asked them to have a twice removed, to make sure they don't put cheese on it.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, you got a twice removed means you were kicked out of the family two times. You'd said something bad twice at a dinner. So you're twice removed. You're still blood, but they don't want you in the family anymore. Twice.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Do you ever play poker and somebody bets a lot of money and you want to call, but you don't? And you let them know because it's too much money and the way you let them know, you say, "Too rich for my blood."

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, if I'm playing with a bunch of Crips.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  You say, "Too rich for my blood."

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  For a crowd show.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  What happened to the Crips and Bloods? You don't hear much about them.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  They're still around.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you don't hear much about them.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Oh, they have a podcast now, together.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  We have the same publicist as the Crip and Blood Podcast.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  Show me the Crip and Blood Podcast. Oh, I like the map.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  AI Crip and Blood Podcast, see what happens?

• 42:12Andrew Santino?

  Imagine how good it is. Wait, go back to the map of LA. I'd love to see where the divides are because certain neighborhoods that I need to go in.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  This is what Gavin Newsom has been trying to change, right?

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? Is he a Crip?

• 42:24Speaker 02

  He's just trying to change the, he's redistricting it all.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  Good for him. That's what we need. Zoom into that map. That's great, the gang map. I love a good gang map.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I want to know where, in my area, what?

• 42:36Speaker 05

  Mostly rich.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's mostly Airwan.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Great gang, by the way.

• 42:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God. One of the best, one of the toughest gangs in the valley.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:45Speaker 02

  I was talking about their hot bar.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Airwan gang?

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Airwan gang.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

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• 43:09Andrew Santino?

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• 43:28Bobby Lee?

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• 43:29Andrew Santino?

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• 43:31Bobby Lee?

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• 43:37Andrew Santino?

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• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  It's time to turn those what-ifs into...

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

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• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Shopify.com/badfriends. Quince! How do I look good?

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a well-built wardrobe. It's about pieces that work together and hold up over time. And you know who has that?

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

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• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Do they have organic cotton sweaters?

• 44:22Andrew Santino?

  I'm pretty sure they do.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Polos?

• 44:24Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, lighter jackets?

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  You better believe it.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god. They have everything then?

• 44:28Andrew Santino?

  They have almost everything you could ever dream of. Quince works directly with top factories and cuts out the middlemen, so you're not paying for brand markup, just quality clothing.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Plus, they only partner with factories that meet rigorous standards for craftsmanship and ethical production.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly correct.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  Everything is built to hold up to daily wear and still look good, season after season. Quince sent us a bunch of stuff, and thank you so much to Quince for doing that. And they are so comfortable, so nice, and stylish, by the way. That's a big thing. A lot of times you're like, "Oh, it's cheap. Am I getting to get something that looks cool?" Quince has got you covered.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to quince.com/badfriends for free shipping on your order and a 365-day return.

• 45:03Andrew Santino?

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• 45:15Speaker 00

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• 46:00Speaker 02

  Oh, real quick, I want to just acknowledge the people-

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  We know, Houston, Seattle, St. Louis. We'll put the fucking dates-

• 46:05Speaker 02

  I just want to say-

• 46:06Andrew Santino?

  My god, there it is, San Francisco, Denver.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  Just be as mean as you possibly can, if you haven't written those comments yet. Just be as mean as you possibly can. Now.

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  How do you deal with comments?

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  How do you deal with it?

• 46:18Andrew Santino?

  Are you being crazy right now? Everyone fucking loves you.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Uh, how do I deal with it?

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  You are the most beloved guy on the internet. Your show is a hit, you're a handsome, tall Jew, things are going good.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Joe Rogan, I'd like to come to the mothership, but not to do what you think.

• 46:32Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  I actually want to come there to perform.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  Nice. What did you, what did you, no, it's not gonna happen. What did you ask him? You just asked him an important question.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  I have no idea what's going on.

• 46:45Andrew Santino?

  You think people are gonna be mean to you, ask you about comments?

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  Yes, um, I don't read comments, I mean, I'd sometimes, but I don't really read comments when I'm guests on other people's pods anymore, because when people watch my podcasts, they have an idea of what they're getting, and they've decided that they like me. Uh, when I go on other people's podcasts, I think they think that, that I've hijacked it, and they're, uh, they're mad. Some of them might be a little bit mad at you two. Why would you let that guy on?

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  We, we, we, we like, we like the people that you razz people. I like that you're a rabble-rouser. Look at you.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I like about you.

• 47:22Andrew Santino?

  You little bad boy. Look at you, at your little snarl. Who's a little bad boy?

• 47:26Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not trying not to snarl.

• 47:27Andrew Santino?

  You're a little bad boy.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  He's a nasty little pod.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  You're a nasty little-

• 47:32Speaker 02

  I have a good heart.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  I, I really believe that. I think you're a, you're a very nice guy. I've always thought that. A little lost and confused, but-

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  I think you're found.

• 47:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  Lost, confused, and found.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  Good.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Bobby.

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  Thank you for saying that.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  Thank you for saying that you see me in a way that is nice.

• 48:02Speaker 02

  I think your penis is dribbling. I think your penis is dribbling oohs.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  Always has to go back to that, huh?

• 48:07Speaker 02

  You're right. You're right. It's a sickness, dude. It's a sickness. I have rabble rouser syndrome.

• 48:14Andrew Santino?

  You are a rabble rouser, buddy. And it's really tough.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  Try not to snarl.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  Don't, don't do it. Ricky, don't be a bad boy. Don't snarl on this show.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Fiasco.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  Please, don't Ricky, please.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  That's what girls say when they see me naked, walking away. They say, "Where'd free ask go?"

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, "Where'd free ask go?"

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, they say, "Where'd my ass go?" And I say, "It's running down my pants." Do you remember that joke? Do you really remember it? Do you know it? You all remember it? All right, let's try to tell it. You start it.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  Absolutely not.

• 48:45Speaker 02

  I want to see.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not doing this. Yeah, yeah.

• 48:51Speaker 02

  Do you really know the joke?

• 48:53Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  The pee's running down my pants?

• 48:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  There's pee running down my pants.

• 48:59Speaker 02

  Kid asks the teacher to go to the... Do you need glasses?

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  I just... I have no glasses.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  The kid... Kid... It's an old... It's an old...

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Kid asks the teacher, "Can I go to the bathroom? There's pee running down my pants." And she says...

• 49:11Speaker 02

  Why are we laughing? That's a quicker way of getting to it. No, the teacher says, "Sure, you can go to the bathroom, but first you have to sing the alphabet." Kid says, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z." Teacher says, "That's close, but where's the P?" Teacher says...

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  Running down my leg.

• 49:32Speaker 02

  My dad got pulled over the other day.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  I love your dad.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  He got pulled over the other day. The cop asked for his driver's license. And it says corrective vision, because he needs to have corrective vision. And he says, "Where's your glasses?" To my dad. My dad says, "I have contacts." And the cop says, "I don't care who you know. You need to wear your glasses."

• 49:54Speaker 02

  I don't care who you know. You need to wear my glasses. That's a joke my dad used to tell me a lot as a kid and I always just thought it was a story he told me.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

  Such a good joke.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:03Andrew Santino?

  I love your father.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 50:04Andrew Santino?

  You tell your parents I said hi?

• 50:05Speaker 02

  If I remember.

• 50:06Andrew Santino?

  Come on, it's me.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Your parents like me?

• 50:09Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't know you.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  You came to my birthday party?

• 50:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Only private people that I know well come to my birthday party. So we don't know each other? Is that what you're saying, stating out loud in public? That we don't know each other?

• 50:25Speaker 02

  You know me.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing?

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're getting real upset.

• 50:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  You know me and that's why I was invited.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know me as well.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Did you bring your cousin you know me?

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  I like that one.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  He's still the same old G?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  I haven't seen him in a while.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, you know why?

• 50:39Speaker 02

  He's been low key.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  He's also hated on.

• 50:43Speaker 02

  So.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  And I can't say the next line.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  You could say that he has no wheels, no keys and no snowmobiles and no skis.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  What's that from?

• 50:55Andrew Santino?

  No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  What's that from though?

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Out of me, cause I could finally afford to buy my family with.

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Groceries.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  Funnier.

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 51:01Speaker 02

  It rhymes.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  Got a crib.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  It's an Eminem song, right?

• 51:04Speaker 02

  The tracks. To add to the wall full of packs.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  That I keep in the back of my house, house, like?

• 51:10Speaker 02

  Trophies.

• 51:11Andrew Santino?

  Cause y'all think I'mma let my.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  Dough freeze?

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, please. You better bow down on.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Both.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Both knees. I know this. Okay, now. I like the game. Give me another one. Give me another one. I know the game.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  I puke, eat it and freak you battle. I'm too weeded to speak to. The only key that I seated to feed you would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you and force feed you them both and on each feet is a cleat shoe.

• 51:37Speaker 02

  His glasses get really foggy.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what that's, you know what that sound is? All, all the people at the coffee bean when you're performing?

• 51:43Speaker 02

  They all stub their toes?

• 51:46Speaker 02

  And they're trying not to be disruptive?

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  What is?

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  That's an espresso machine.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  What's your coffee order?

• 51:52Speaker 02

  I haven't drank coffee since December 2023.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  They're steaming a latte.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 51:59Speaker 02

  I did a cleanse for 10 days and I stayed off it.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  I'm super sensitive to drugs and like weed, I only do a little bit, coffee. So I drink now, free plug, no joke, Magic Mind. I love it.

• 52:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's great.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  You keep bringing that up.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  It's really, it's, I take it.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  You every time I see you about Magic, Magic. I'm not, I'm not.

• 52:18Speaker 02

  I drink it almost every day.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have some on you?

• 52:21Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  In you?

• 52:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I had one today.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  How much, how much weed are you taking a day?

• 52:26Speaker 02

  I do weed probably between two and four days a week and I take around five milligrams.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  That's it?

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  Something low. Do you ever do the little microdose mushrooms too?

• 52:36Speaker 02

  I bought them. I haven't done them yet, but I'm gonna start trying them.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  You know what I take them? I take them when I go golfing.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  You microdose them?

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  It's my favorite thing in the world.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 52:44Speaker 02

  When you, when you microdose them, do you think you are phenomenal? Do you ever say, "I am phenomenal"? Throw it out.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  Depends on if I'm making a movie or not. Uh, I love the way I feel on them in the morning.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  Do you guarantee it?

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  I can't.

• 52:57Speaker 02

  Well, have you tried doing it in a suit?

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  I will.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  You're gonna like the way you feel.

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  Guarantee it. It is really good though. It starts my day off great. Like if I go out there and I stretch and exercise a little bit, it feels amazing.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  Rick Glassman, "I'm Phenomenal", one of the best music videos of all time.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  And who produced this? Rick Ross? Is this a Maybach music hit?

• 53:21Speaker 02

  That's, um, a Maybach music hit.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  God, look at the hair. I remember you then. I know you then.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  You know, I recently had, um, uh, I won't say who, but it was an ex-girlfriend who I talk to every now and then.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  And she said, uh,

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  I miss you when your hair is lo- I missed like your hair, she saw that my hair was shorter. And she said, "I like your hair longer." And even though I have no idea if I'm ever gonna see this person again, I think I'm growing it up.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Maybe for her. Maybe for you.

• 53:51Speaker 02

  And Maybach for Rick Ross.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  May, may, may, may, Maybach music.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever mix, miss, miss your ex-girlfriends or no?

• 53:59Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, some of them.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  And you think to yourself, well, I fucked it up, or maybe I could have done this better?

• 54:05Speaker 02

  I think about what I could have done better and not exclusively in relationships, but also in relationships, sure.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Cause I, I would find that it'd be a nightmare dating you.

• 54:13Speaker 02

  I believe that.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, with all your little rules at your house?

• 54:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:17Bobby Lee?

  Take your shoes off, don't touch that.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Don't touch that.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  I wouldn't date somebody who I would care if they touched stuff. I just don't like them touching stuff.

• 54:23Speaker 05

  Unlike dating Bobby, that's.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's a personal thing? When I go into your house, you're like, don't touch that. You don't like me touching it?

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, you do touch everything.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  When I'm at your house, I'm very fucking polite.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  You are very polite.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't touch anything.

• 54:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know I'll yell at you if you do.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  So I don't touch things?

• 54:39Andrew Santino?

  He's actually, he's actually gotten better at not touching.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  Cause we do say that when he walks in. I go, don't touch.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Don't touch.

• 54:44Andrew Santino?

  Remember? Don't touch?

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:49Andrew Santino?

  There's a cow in the living room, treat it like a.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Terry.

• 54:52Andrew Santino?

  Mousian. Don't touch.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  You know, when I was shooting my special, I lost my voice the Friday. Did you hear about that?

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  You told me you got steroids.

• 54:59Speaker 02

  Show me wink.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  And I got steroids.

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  He will.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  And I was really aggressive after that.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the steroids amped you up.

• 55:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a little bit, yeah.

• 55:05Speaker 02

  What'd you take steroids for?

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  My throat.

• 55:07Speaker 02

  You wanna get your throat stronger?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I was losing my voice when I was shooting my special and I didn't know what to do Saturday. I woke up in a panic.

• 55:13Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  I, I lost my voice and so I had a doctor come over and inject me some steroids.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  And, and, and it worked?

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Like four or five hours later, it did work, yeah.

• 55:20Speaker 02

  Cause you could just do subtitles for your special.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, another Asian joke.

• 55:24Speaker 02

  That wasn't an Asian joke.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  But are you doing?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Or maybe I might get my voice dubbed? Is that what you did? Get my voice dubbed?

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Are you doing subtitles?

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Do it.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Are you doing subtitles?

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  I thought we were doing a bit.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  So.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm with my dad.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  If I could use the bathroom, the teacher says, first you have to sing the alphabet. Kid says, okay. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. And the teacher said, oh, now I know my ABCs. Next time, won't you? And the teacher says, what happened to the P? And the kid said, it's running.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  Coffee House Denver.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  Crush.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Crush.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Go get the tickets right now at coffeehousedenver.com backslash Rick, Rick, Rick.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  The Express.

• 56:15Speaker 02

  We'll put the link, the ticket link in the description.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:18Speaker 05

  We'll do.

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be great.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  But we're gonna hide it. You have to find it.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  It's right by the high ho.

• 56:21Andrew Santino?

  Ah, fuck. It's hidden.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  Which is what Mrs. Claus said to Santa Claus the first time they met.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Put the cans up.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  Alright, so I, I almost forgot to bring this up.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 56:38Speaker 02

  So, I was driving, like, a little over the speed limit. I got pulled over by a cop.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 56:45Speaker 02

  My driver's license says, uh, says here you need corrective eyewear. I wasn't wearing my glasses at the time. I said, "I'm sorry, sir. I have to pee and it's running down my pants." Cop says, "I know that joke."

• 57:00Speaker 02

  And then, I forgot how the rest goes, but I will text it to you. Okay. Okay. Rabble rouse, level four.

• 57:11Speaker 05

  That's why your podcast is number two.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  That's why my podcast is number two. Are you saying it's shit?

• 57:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  But that would be a good shit joke if you wanted to stick that landing. You should have just let that one stick.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Hey, your podcast is great. I hear it's, it's not the, it's not the best, but it is a number two.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Heard your podcast is doing well. Feels like it's running down your leg.

• 57:33Speaker 02

  When was the last time you guys pooped your pants backwards?

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yesterday.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Really? Or are you still talking about your love of the Beatles?

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  I was clinching it and I barely missed, like, five seconds.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Yesterday?

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Did it get in the underpants?

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  I ran into my room and it, it just, a plop came out.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  So it didn't get in your underpants? And a question, you ran into your room?

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Not the bathroom?

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  I went into the room where the bathroom is.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  So the bathroom?

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  No, I entered the room, plop, and then bathroom.

• 58:03Speaker 02

  You pooped. Got it.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  I have a funny story about-

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  But five seconds. Just, I just needed five seconds.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  And-

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  God didn't give me that.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  Were you delaying it?

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  I like that feeling.

• 58:16Speaker 02

  Did it get in your underpants?

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  A little bit, yeah. Burn them.

• 58:19Speaker 02

  I want to tell you, speaking of ex-girlfriends, I was dating a girl who lived in London and my mom always wanted to go to London and flew her out and this was her first time visiting. And I was at my girlfriend's place and my mom walked over from her hotel and she had to use the bathroom. And she walks in, she goes, "I have to use the bathroom, I have to use the bathroom." She had only met my girlfriend one time and she walked to the bathroom and then she came out after and she said, "I had a little accident on your rug. I might have to take this out." "I had a little accident on your rug and what do you want me to do with it?" She had the bath mat and my ex said, "Throw it away." But my mom, you know, took her, started taking her pants before she got to the toilet so, you know, so it could be just a smooth sit.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  And much like what Bobby said, it just kind of plopped out a little.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  On the rug.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Embarrassing?

• 59:10Speaker 02

  She wasn't.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  She was embarrassed.

• 59:14Speaker 02

  I don't know if she'd love that I said this here, but I do have an animation.

• 59:17Speaker 06

  Oh Ricky, why did you do that?

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  I can hear her.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  That's your mom.

• 59:23Speaker 06

  Ricky!

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Let me ask her if it's okay if I talk about it.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  She'd be fucking livid.

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, please don't.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  She's gonna be so mad.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  I gotta talk to her now? Please don't. I wanna... Hi, Mrs. Glassman.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I like that. Put her on.

• 59:40Speaker 02

  Mama, I'm on the podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino and we were talking-

• 59:45Speaker 01

  Hi guys.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Hi! Hello!

• 59:50Speaker 02

  And we were talking about the last time we pooped our pants and I was wondering if I have your permission to talk about when you pooped in London on the rug.

• 59:59Speaker 01

  Sure, it's such a happy, mature story. I'm very proud.

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  Also, we- Will you ask Dad a quick question? Didn't Dad get pulled over recently and they said that he needed his glasses? Dad, what happened? Well, he looked at my driver's license and he said-

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  You need glasses and I said, I have contacts. I thought that's what happened. All right. I love you, Dad.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  Talk to you later.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  Bob, show him the trophy that I gave you. Show him the thing that I got from Howie Mandel for you. This was a gift. Pretty cool.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  You like mosquitoes?

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  You ever gotten one of those?

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  I love mosquitoes.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  Howie gave it to me.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Really? Howie did?

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  Who loves mosquitoes?

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  I actually stole it from his studio for you and he told me not to take it and I did anyway. He was really upset about it. Yeah, but he does that shit. He fucks with us all the time. So I figured I should fuck with him on your behalf.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So Howie, this is mine forever.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  He actually said, is Bobby still mad at me? I said, you better believe it.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Really?

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  He thinks you're still mad.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  It's fun.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  Well, you are.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  But yeah, so I stole that and he asked me to not take it and I did.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  You guys talk, because I gotta go.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  Do you maybe wanna not do that by the microphone?

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  No, it's...

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  He, it is, uh, um...

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  Exactly.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  It's a child, right?

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:24Speaker 02

  And we all have our weak points. I know I have plenty.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  I have so many.

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  But Bobby is really like, he's looking for candy in his bag of toys. He's, he's, he's probably, his blood sugar's a little low right now.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  That's his backpack. He went to school.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Bob, say, say, say, um, say goodbye to Ricky if you wanna go.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  I love you, Ricky. Um, thanks for, you know, I mean, um...

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  I do know what you mean.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Thank you for, um, attending our podcast. What a pleasure. Um, it was a surprise. I didn't know you were coming.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  Are you eating a little candy while you're telling me?

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  Werther's Original?

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  It's milky.

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, good luck.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Take care.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure it's gonna be great.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  You reached your limit, huh?

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  I can't do this anymore.

• 1:02:16Andrew Santino?

  What do you think it is about resisting?

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm completely out. So have a good time. You can continue doing it. You know what I mean? I'm just not gonna participate.

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Could I see what it's like to be like a co-host of Bad Friends?

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Would love it. Thank you.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  All right, so what we normally do toward the end of the show is we think of some of our favorite hopes and dreams.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:02:39Speaker 02

  And we give hints to the other person and we see if the other person could fill in that hope and dream. And it's a fun activity to see if they know what we're thinking, but it also, it lets us feel like, oh, they're helping us with our hopes and dreams. So I'll let you start.

• 1:02:55Andrew Santino?

  Something that I'm feeling right now is a need to be in a place.

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  You have to take a poop.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  Am I right?

• 1:03:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's my hope. I'm gonna hope I can poop.

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  I also learned from an ex of mine that when you're sitting on the toilet, you could take toilet paper and you could place it on your butthole. Or if you're Beavis, bunghole. And you just, yeah, cornholio, right? And you kind of press with your fingers and just kind of massage your butthole.

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  And then, also, I shoot water up my ass with my bidet. And then it pours out and I have to assume as it's coming out, poop is coming with it.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  Not always. You'd be surprised.

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  All right. Well, thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:04:07Speaker 00

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