Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:33Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Well, you two are something.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:42Bobby Lee?

  We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy boy.

• 0:45Speaker 04

  Hey buddy, good to see you too.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  So I'm doing my first special this Friday.

• 0:50Speaker 04

  We've talked about this for years.

• 0:52Andrew Santino?

  How exciting is this?

• 0:53Bobby Lee?

  We've talked about it for years.

• 0:54Speaker 04

  No, for, but like, we've really talked about this for years.

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  30 years.

• 0:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pink face?

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  Pink face?

• 1:01Bobby Lee?

  I mean, your face is so pink, what are you trying to prove bud?

• 1:03Andrew Santino?

  Is my face pink?

• 1:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but yours naturally pink.

• 1:06Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  That's unnatural.

• 1:08Speaker 04

  I'm flushed from the whiskey.

• 1:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  He's Asian, he breaks out like you guys do when he has whiskey.

• 1:13Speaker 04

  Why did you come at me so aggressive?

• 1:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what else he has? The emperor eyes from Star Wars? Look at it.

• 1:20Andrew Santino?

  He's an emperor, you think?

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like the emperor, dude, he has, right now dude, Tom Segura has emperor eyes. Look at that.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  He's calling you sheev Palpatine.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28Speaker 04

  Why did you come at me so hard?

• 1:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what is that about?

• 1:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, it was uncalled for and unnecessary.

• 1:34Speaker 04

  This happens every time I see you.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't.

• 1:37Speaker 04

  Every time I see you.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  No, it doesn't.

• 1:39Speaker 04

  You come at me with some insult and then you go, "My bad dude."

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  It is my bad dude.

• 1:44Speaker 04

  But wait, why?

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Why you insult me all the time?

• 1:46Andrew Santino?

  When is the last time he insulted you? Either publicly?

• 1:48Bobby Lee?

  Your attitude. It's an energy insult, dude.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  It's energy insults.

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you don't have to say words dude, I can feel it. I'm tired of it.

• 1:56Andrew Santino?

  So you know what happens?

• 1:57Speaker 04

  That didn't happen at all.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  It's self sabotage?

• 2:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  Cause he has a special coming up and he goes, "I don't feel well."

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  No, so what happened?

• 2:04Andrew Santino?

  He's mad at you. Yes, he's doing the things, yes, he's doing the, Carlos, he's doing all the shit.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  Here's what happened.

• 2:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so all my reps are like, "You gotta put your reps in." I said reps twice.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  All your reps?

• 2:15Speaker 04

  Oh, the reps, doing your stand-up reps.

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. My representation said I have to do a lot of reps.

• 2:20Speaker 04

  Repetitions. Let me just help with clarifying for the audience.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so I did Bakersfield and Fresno over the weekend. I just was around too many people. And then I wake up.

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  Humble brag about the tickets he was selling.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Really 750 people? That's not a lot.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  That is a lot.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Anyway. Uh, I wake up Monday morning with a sore throat and body aches.

• 2:44Speaker 04

  You think it's from the shows?

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:47Speaker 04

  Think it's from the shows?

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you think Tommy Boy?

• 2:51Speaker 04

  He thinks he got me with Tommy Boy.

• 2:55Speaker 04

  Oh, you got Covid.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I took it. No, I took a test. I don't have Covid or the flu.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  Do you think, do you, did you perhaps? Did you see a, um, a female friend over the last couple of days?

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  I did not, no.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Look at me.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  I've been celibate.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Look at me when you do that. Did you not?

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm a celibate.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Did you not see a female friend?

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't. I swear to God I didn't.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  You swear to God?

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I'm, I'm saving up my cum for the special.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  For the special?

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Because they-

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  That's the closer?

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  They said they have to save your cum.

• 3:21Speaker 04

  You know what?

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 3:22Speaker 04

  That is, can I tell you something? I mean, I mean this in all honesty.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Fighters do it, I heard, so I didn't.

• 3:27Speaker 04

  That's the best advice. You should save your chi for sure.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  I did, and I am.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, but keep it saved for-

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  For how long?

• 3:34Speaker 04

  At least through the special.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 3:36Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 3:36Bobby Lee?

  Of course I am.

• 3:37Speaker 04

  Don't make kissy faces with anybody.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude, like Rocky did.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  Is that how he, but he ended up losing in that movie?

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  I know. He, he didn't save enough.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't have a choice.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he did a tap at Adrian a couple of times.

• 3:50Andrew Santino?

  Right, he did, yeah, that's true.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  So, but-

• 3:52Speaker 04

  Can we start over?

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  But against-

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah, you guys need to do a start over, man.

• 3:56Speaker 04

  Can we start over?

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  No, we're not starting over.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna put that in, but you need to start over this relationship, because Tommy's an old friend of ours. It feels strange to do that.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  He dressed like a CIA agent now lately.

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  We're almost dressed the same.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  I know. Alright, you're right.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's start over.

• 4:10Speaker 04

  Okay. What I was saying-

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to the show.

• 4:13Speaker 04

  Yeah. Before-

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  You look real good.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  Thanks, buddy. So do you.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  You were stuck in the Caribbean?

• 4:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. How'd you know?

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, people, I've never been there.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  And some people get to go.

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Is it the Caribbean or is it the Caribbean?

• 4:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I can't believe.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  And I'm being honest, is it?

• 4:30Speaker 04

  I'm a fan of Caribbean.

• 4:32Andrew Santino?

  It's the Caribbean because it sounds cooler.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  Comedians Tom Segura and Christina Pizzi stuck in the Caribbean due to Venezuela-related.

• 4:37Speaker 04

  My favorite thing is that.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  That angle, by the way, that's insane. It looks like you guys are gonna be interrogated.

• 4:43Speaker 04

  All we did was like, we got a call from our podcast producer who was like, hey, you're not back so we can't record an episode. Can you just put a video together for the podcast audience?

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  And then people sent me, they're like, oh, you're on TMZ. I was like, for what? They're like, for that video.

• 5:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's who picked this whole story up?

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  How do they get it?

• 5:04Speaker 04

  Because it was, we just posted.

• 5:06Andrew Santino?

  They posted it on Instagram.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, just like, hey, we're not doing a podcast this week. We're in the, we're stuck. And then TMZ was like, they're stuck. And then the only thing I heard from people was, I hope you fucking stay there.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Who would say that?

• 5:20Speaker 04

  Oh, they're like.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  You wrote that a few times.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  I know, but aside from me.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  Wait, go back up to the, just the way that TMZ titles things, go back to the title is stranded in paradise. Maduro's captured, shut down flights home.

• 5:33Speaker 04

  It's so ridiculous.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so we got Tom Segura and Christina Pizzi and they're stuck. They're stuck?

• 5:38Speaker 04

  Stuck, stuck, stuck in paradise. Don't feel bad for them. Um, what I was trying to say then, and you came at me.

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Came at him again.

• 5:47Speaker 04

  About my pink skin and all this shit was just that for years, we've been talking about you doing a special. And I was just saying that I'm so excited and so happy that you're actually doing it and that fans get to see you do your standup now in a special. I think it's amazing.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm so, we're so happy. We're excited.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Not my, my full potential because I'm, I'm not feeling well.

• 6:11Speaker 04

  You're fine.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna feel so good. Let's get you, let's get you an IV.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  I did IV yesterday, didn't work shit.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  No, do it again. And have you done NAD yet?

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  I have ADD.

• 6:20Speaker 04

  No, NAD.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Michael Jordan's flu game. Probably one of the greatest. He scored 38 points while battling the flu. Or it was going out the night before and parting. But even still, the Irish flu does get me. So, this could be your flu game.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what is it? Tell me, explain it to me.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  1997, game five, in the finals. Jordan had the flu.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  Basketball.

• 6:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Michael Jordan.

• 6:44Speaker 04

  Air.

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  He was thinking Michael B. Jordan.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 6:47Andrew Santino?

  No, Michael.

• 6:47Speaker 04

  Not sinners. This is a fucking.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  It's not Michael B. Jordan.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  No.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  This is the flu game.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  And he had the flu and he performed unbelievable. It's as if the gods were like, "You're gonna be okay."

• 7:00Speaker 04

  Cause they, it's what happened. It's that he is God's choice.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  He's God's choice, and you're God's choice as well. And your special's gonna be perfect.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  You're gonna be amazing in this, dude.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 7:09Speaker 04

  You're gonna be amazing in this.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Flu game.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Believe it. This is your flu game.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Never even heard of it.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  This is the flu game.

• 7:14Speaker 04

  You've never heard of the flu game?

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  June 11th, 1997.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Tell me more about it. Tell me more about it.

• 7:17Speaker 04

  Oh my god!

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  Tell me more about it.

• 7:19Speaker 04

  It's legendary. It's legendary if you.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  Is there a diarrhea game?

• 7:22Speaker 04

  There is a diarrhea.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  There was.

• 7:24Speaker 04

  The flu game is talked about more.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  The diarrhea game.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:27Speaker 04

  Paul Pierce had the.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  Paul Pierce had a diarrhea game.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 7:31Speaker 04

  But, but.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  This one's a little bit more prominent.

• 7:33Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  Then there was an AIDS game, so Magic had an AIDS game.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, I heard about that.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  That one you know.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  That's a scary game.

• 7:38Speaker 04

  Wait a minute.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Is there a name yet for the special?

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Finally.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  It's perfect.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Why not? Why not? You don't like it? I love it. And you're shooting in San Diego?

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  In 3D, yeah.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  3D, 4HD, the whole thing. Dolby.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  They're doing it in IMAX.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you want Dolby?

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  You can see it in IMAX.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  I got Dolby, dude. Laser.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  And where's this gonna air?

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Laser technology. Hulu.

• 8:04Speaker 04

  Hulu. Fucking.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hulu. Hulu.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  Right on Hulu.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:09Speaker 04

  That's amazing, dude.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't think I deserve it?

• 8:12Speaker 04

  I didn't, I didn't say it.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  You're so aggressive, man.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  It was so condescending what he just did, dude.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  He, no, he just.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  He's successful! He's successful! He's conquered the game, dude! He's on top of, just shut the fuck up, dude!

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, see what he's doing? Wow.

• 8:24Speaker 04

  Alright. I also came here.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Whoa, you came here what?

• 8:27Speaker 04

  To say thank you for doing season one of Bad Thoughts for starting season two.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  It was a fun experience, and thank you so much for having me.

• 8:36Speaker 04

  How long have you been awake?

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  I've been in bed for 24 hours.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  Can I tell you, all you need to do?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  You're, can I, I've seen this on TikTok. I've seen this on TikTok.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  This bit right here?

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not this bit, it's the white man's, I know you're half Peruvian. Whatever it is.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  I appreciate that.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's your, your hand domination.

• 8:56Speaker 04

  Oh, hand domination.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're doing the.

• 8:58Andrew Santino?

  He makes the fold.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  You're trying to control the conversation. I understand what you're doing with your hands. And I'm doing it back.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  And you're seeing it through it.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm seeing right through it, dude. Okay, go ahead. What are you gonna say?

• 9:07Speaker 04

  That this weekend is gonna be fantastic for you. And these next few days, all I hope is that you actually listen to your body when it says it's time to rest. Get your rest, get your fluids, eat your food, feel good. And on Friday and Saturday and however many shows you're gonna tape, you're gonna feel great, man. It's gonna be fantastic.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  And you know, Tom, I have to be honest with you. Let me be real with you, dude.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  You've been a friend. A real comrade. And, uh, I apologize for being so negative.

• 9:41Speaker 04

  I appreciate that.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When I was talking about your pink face and your, uh, emperor eyes.

• 9:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's just an observation.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Cause they're blue? Or is it because of the folds?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  It just looked weird.

• 9:51Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it's so, um.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  You dude, alright, yeah.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  What do I have to do with it?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  What do I?

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  You're with him, dude. You're in that room with him. I've been sitting here, how long have I been sitting here?

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  10 minutes.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I've been sitting here, you're cackling, you know what I mean?

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Sandy, yes.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  With your, uh.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  Do you know that over the last few years, few times, he has graced me with his presence to come on shows with me?

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  I've invited him.

• 10:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:22Speaker 04

  Do you know that every time he gets introduced, it is just like thunderous?

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  Thunderous.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  Thunderous.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  The reception this guy gets.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's unbelievable.

• 10:33Speaker 04

  And that's gonna be like when the special comes on.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  That's gonna be the exact same thing.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  People are gonna lose their minds.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  They are gonna lose their minds. I know that. I know that as a fact.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what I take-

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  Hold on, the whites are talking.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  We're proud of him.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  We're very proud of him.

• 10:47Speaker 04

  To get a little guy like this up there and doing his thing, it's gonna be fucking amazing.

• 10:52Andrew Santino?

  Now do you feel a little bit better?

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  You're getting hyped up.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  I sure do. I feel jazzed.

• 10:58Speaker 04

  This is a-

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I know.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  This is a look.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  And let me tell you something. Whatever you're doing, dude, fuck off, dude. Go back to Austin.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Go back.

• 11:07Speaker 04

  Come on!

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm tired of it, dude.

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  Why are you tired of it?

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  I love you.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  I love you too.

• 11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  When does it come out? Do you know when it comes out already?

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  In November.

• 11:15Speaker 04

  Oh, so you got a, you got some time?

• 11:18Speaker 06

  For reshoots, we need, you know.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we need reshoots.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  Gonna be some reshoots.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here we go. Mr. Director.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all-

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  It says Mr. Director.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  Andres is back, and we want to welcome back our old friend Andres, who hasn't been around. Andres, and you guys can speak in tongues like you guys do to each other.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  If you ask for the bathroom key.

• 11:37Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  And what, how did he say it to you? What did he say?

• 11:41Speaker 06

  Tengo que mehar?

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Me mayo.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Tengo que ser mayo?

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Me mayo.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, where's the mayo?

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Ya, por favor, una vez más.

• 11:49Andrew Santino?

  You feeling a little bit better now?

• 11:51Speaker 04

  Is he direct, are you directing it?

• 11:53Speaker 06

  No.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Louis Katz. Louis Katz, the legendary Louis Katz.

• 11:57Speaker 04

  I do know Louis Katz.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Louis Katz is gonna do it.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Did you consider it, or no?

• 12:03Speaker 04

  I can say it, I'm happy.

• 12:05Speaker 06

  Not even.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I've seen that movie, it's a great movie.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  It's great, it's great.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  I did consider it.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  You did?

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, he just doesn't know my act as well as Louis does.

• 12:16Andrew Santino?

  That's not why.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I need performance notes.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  That's, you wanted a comedian to do it.

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Can I just throw something in here, though? Was there no thought of reaching out to me?

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Of what? You would never direct my special.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  Why would I not direct your special?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  You would never do it.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  Why?

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Why would I ask and get rejected by you?

• 12:32Speaker 04

  I would never reject you.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so what would you say? I call, ding ding, hello?

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Is that a-

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Is it your mom's house?

• 12:38Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Is it the corporate, you're, you're in the corporate center of your mom's house?

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can I, can I get linked into the Tom Segura, the president, please?

• 12:46Speaker 04

  Sure, yes, hold on a second.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 04

  Hello, this is the second assistant, you wanna talk to the first assistant?

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm Bobby Lee, have you heard of me? Yeah, yeah, I know, but I'm friends with Tom.

• 12:58Speaker 04

  Okay, I'll, I'll send you over to the first assistant.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  I was already at the first assistant, and he sent me to the second assistant, I need to talk to Tom.

• 13:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  He's not picking up my phone calls.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  Which Asian is this?

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm Korean.

• 13:09Speaker 04

  Hold on.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see, did you see Asian or agency?

• 13:13Speaker 04

  Asians fine.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, I know, can I talk to Segura? Is there somebody closest to Segura I could talk to?

• 13:18Speaker 04

  He loves Grandma Kim's. Hold on one second, and then they pass you through. Hey, Bobby!

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Hello, Tom?

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 13:25Speaker 04

  What's up, man?

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  What's up, man?

• 13:27Speaker 04

  What are you doing?

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Groovy.

• 13:28Speaker 04

  What are you calling for?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 13:31Speaker 04

  What, what, what's the call for?

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna see how you were.

• 13:34Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm good, man. How are you?

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  The dogs?

• 13:37Speaker 04

  We don't have dogs.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Sure you will.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm sure you will, dude.

• 13:42Speaker 04

  My son's allergic. I thought you'd do that.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. How are the kids?

• 13:45Speaker 04

  They're good. They're allergic to dogs.

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Christina?

• 13:48Speaker 04

  Alive and well.

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  That's fantastic. Wow, you're, what a show you're running.

• 13:52Speaker 04

  Thanks, man.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thanks. Tired of talking to me?

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Not at all, not at all.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Could hear something in your voice.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  No, dude, bro, what's going, how's, how's Andrew?

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's fine and daddied, dandy. He's hanging out with his friends, Taylor Swift and Barack Obama.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  Shit, is he friends with them?

• 14:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he's.

• 14:09Speaker 04

  Is he there?

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  He's not around, no.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Tom, I'm here.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  Andrew!

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  Buddy!

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  Came out of nowhere, bud.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  Hey, dude, where are you?

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  I picked up the line upstairs.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 14:19Speaker 04

  Uh, you know, what's going on? Bobby, you can hang up.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  So good to hear from you. What's up, dude?

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  What's up, bro?

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  Nothing. Bobby was gonna ask you if you'd direct a special.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  He was gonna ask you to direct a special.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Why the fuck would I, he's not on the phone anymore.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not.

• 14:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm still here.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hey, Bob.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Hey! Hey, so can you? When is it? Oh, it's gonna be, um, January 16th and 17th.

• 14:42Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 14:42Speaker 04

  Oh, I have a stool sample thing I gotta do for my guest.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh.

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you told me about that.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, could you move that?

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you can.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  I don't think you can move that. You know what I could do, though? I could ask.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, ask who?

• 14:54Speaker 04

  I'll ask the doctor.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  And if the doctor says no, it's doctor comes first.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Right, okay. Uh, you have any suggestions of somebody that could direct it, you think?

• 15:02Speaker 04

  Have fun and do your best.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Will you consider it, Tom? Bob?

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what's gonna, see, that's what's gonna happen.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  That would've never happened.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  That's why I don't call.

• 15:16Speaker 04

  You know that's.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You would've done it.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  In a heartbeat.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Should've let him.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  That's nice to know.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  And also.

• 15:22Speaker 04

  But I will say this, I think, I think Louis Katz is super talented.

• 15:25Andrew Santino?

  He's the man.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  I do think he's.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  And he's gonna put out, he's gonna make something glorious.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, because, you know, he's so like, hands-on.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  Rookie quarterback.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  24/7.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a big risk.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  But I like it. It's smart.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  No, he's great.

• 15:39Andrew Santino?

  Get him out there on the field, he can play.

• 15:40Speaker 04

  He's gonna be.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna play. Yeah.

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  He's gonna play well.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Although the other day I go, do you have any audience shots? He goes, we're not doing that.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  I'm on his team, I don't like.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  I, I don't like him. You don't need him. Why, why, why does, why does the audience?

• 15:50Speaker 04

  Sometimes you have, you have one locked off just for edits, right? Just because of your like, I wanna jump from this to the.

• 15:55Bobby Lee?

  He's doing it now, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  I never liked it. I know, why does the audience need to see the audience?

• 15:59Speaker 04

  I did not, I did not, no.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Who do you direct yours?

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't remember.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  No, but do you have different people doing it in different shows?

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  The glorious Brandon Dermer did it. Our good friend Brandon.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Dermer did one.

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  He did White Noise.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he did?

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  And, uh.

• 16:13Andrew Santino?

  And Home Field Advantage.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Who directs yours? Do you have different people?

• 16:16Speaker 04

  I've had, for the last two, I had Ryan Polito, I had Jay Karas did one, I had Rami Hoshash do one.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  How many have you done? Four?

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Six.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  You've done six specials already?

• 16:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  All Netflix?

• 16:30Speaker 04

  All were on Netflix, yeah.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's one out right now, man.

• 16:34Andrew Santino?

  There's one out right now.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  What's it called?

• 16:35Andrew Santino?

  Teacher.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  Teacher, yeah.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Go check it out on YouTube.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  It's on Netflix.

• 16:42Speaker 04

  Bobby, you got it.

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  Netflix, Netflix, YouTube, whatever.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  We're not, we're on YouTube.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  Whatever.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I was, I can't make a joke to the king?

• 16:52Speaker 06

  Premier League, you know?

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Premier League.

• 16:55Andrew Santino?

  He's been the Premier League.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm in the third division.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, I see.

• 17:00Andrew Santino?

  What are some of the teams that we're aligned with?

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Um, I'm Portsmouth.

• 17:04Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm Coventry City.

• 17:08Speaker 04

  You know teams.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do, I do.

• 17:10Andrew Santino?

  He's a big soccer fan.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  I'm a big-

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  Are you really? Huge soccer fan.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  Arsenal.

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm Cardiff.

• 17:15Speaker 04

  Do you have an all time favorite team?

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  Arsenal FC.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  That's your squad?

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Bleed red.

• 17:20Speaker 04

  You don't have a tattoo of them?

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I'm gonna get one though. I bleed red though.

• 17:23Speaker 04

  Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the special.

• 17:25Andrew Santino?

  You should do it for the special, actually.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Get an Arsenal tattoo for the special.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  And then under it, and under it right finally.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and where do I do it?

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Under the gooner cannon.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, u- under my eye?

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Oh my god, that's a fucking fantastic idea.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like a cannon, cuz that's-

• 17:37Speaker 04

  Yes. Who's your favorite player of all time?

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  Probably Thierry Henry.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  Get that on the other eye.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Put Henry's face here, Arsenal here.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  And then you lock in on Friday, Saturday.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  I feel like, I feel like the focal point, there needs to be something here too.

• 17:53Speaker 04

  Maybe a soccer ball.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Maybe. Maybe something different though, like something I'm into.

• 17:58Speaker 04

  Video games?

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  A bed. Put a bed up there.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 18:02Speaker 04

  Korea?

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  No. Ghost of Yotai.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  What did you just say?

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say, fuck?

• 18:07Speaker 06

  Jigant watermelon, you like to-

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  I didn't understand, we're just like, chill it down.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Gigantic watermelon?

• 18:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, the people can like to harvest.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  From Stardew Valley? Now I get it.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck!

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Very funny. Good slam.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  That's a good slam, dude.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Why, cuz I like farming simulation games, you fuckface? Right? I love to plant. Alright, it's not, okay.

• 18:34Andrew Santino?

  Isn't it funny that he'll plant on a video game, but never in real life?

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of fascinating.

• 18:38Speaker 04

  What about Boogaloo Ghee, right here?

• 18:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Little Boogaloo.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  I love the meat.

• 18:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:42Andrew Santino?

  That's you.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  What am I in farm?

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  It's not just Brack eyes that are like this, I do too.

• 18:55Bobby Lee?

  They don't have watermelons, they have, um-

• 18:57Andrew Santino?

  Kimchi, kimchi, kimchi.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  They're summer melons.

• 18:59Speaker 04

  Kimchi, okay, if you were gonna do a Korean food on your face, tattooed for the rest of your life.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent kimchi.

• 19:05Speaker 04

  I mean-

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  A bowl of bibimbap.

• 19:06Speaker 04

  Oh. That would be the foundation of it all?

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would do a bowl of bibimbap.

• 19:10Speaker 04

  Not kimchi, wow.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Bibimbap is an interesting dish because it does symbolize my life.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  It's a mixture of things.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Go on. Layers.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  There's a lot of layers.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  I just said it.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Do you have a top one or two? LA spots.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Korean spots?

• 19:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  Parks.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, I went to Parks Sunday and yesterday, by the way.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  Both days.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  Chosun Gobie.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I go to Chosun, even though we saw, the last time I was there, I saw a dead body in the front, so I kind of haven't come.

• 19:40Speaker 04

  In the front, meaning the lobby, like the host stand?

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  Just standing, just sitting, laying there in the front of the entrance area.

• 19:45Speaker 04

  Dead?

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she was dead.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  They die all the time out there.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they all die, yeah.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  It's Koreatown.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  They had the, they had the what thing all over her, right? And I was smoking a syrup by the curb.

• 19:54Speaker 04

  And she's dead in the restaurant?

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  No, right up front.

• 19:57Speaker 04

  Right out front of the restaurant.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  And I was kind of like, look at these old people gathered around in front of the thing. I was making fun of them, and then somebody goes, um, I think that's the family. I go, fuck my dad.

• 20:06Speaker 04

  Wait, did they go there to, did they bring her?

• 20:08Bobby Lee?

  It was like an old Korean group that went in. One of them died, and it was outside the restaurant.

• 20:14Andrew Santino?

  But a great place to die.

• 20:16Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  You would love to die there.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  I have a photo of it somewhere in my phone. I took a photo.

• 20:21Speaker 04

  Are you a big garlic fan?

• 20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a big garlic fan. Why do you want to know?

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  Why would you ask that, friend? I'm going to give you my best spots, right? That's what you asked.

• 20:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  May I?

• 20:33Speaker 04

  Where are they?

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what?

• 20:36Speaker 04

  What are they?

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to, I'm going to tell you.

• 20:38Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 20:38Bobby Lee?

  So I like Chosun.

• 20:40Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Parks. I like this place called Gavin.

• 20:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:43Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  It's a place that we went to in the alley, or I mean, in the parking lots in the back, park in the back.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's Agassi Gopchang?

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Agassi was good.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  But that's a late night spot, really.

• 20:53Speaker 04

  Agassi what?

• 20:54Andrew Santino?

  Gopchang.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  It's more of a late night spot, you know what I mean?

• 20:56Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so those are, I like Sukulji.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  Sukulji?

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, well, have you gone?

• 21:02Speaker 04

  I don't think so.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

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• 22:51Bobby Lee?

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• 22:52Andrew Santino?

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• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  So funny. So I fucking pissed me off. So I had one of the best meals of my life with you.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  Really?

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  In Vegas.

• 24:37Speaker 04

  Where at?

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  At the fucking.

• 24:39Speaker 06

  Jose Andres.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  Right? Yeah, his bizarre meats was there, yeah.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Right, was. But I booked, I booked a hotel room because I knew that that was there.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  You did not.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  There?

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:50Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  I checked in, I went, I went, I always go straight to bizarre meats and like, it's not here anymore.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  It's not there, yeah.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 24:56Andrew Santino?

  What hotel was it?

• 24:58Speaker 04

  So he used to have bizarre meats at the Sahara.

• 25:01Andrew Santino?

  The Sahara's closed, right?

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just there.

• 25:04Speaker 04

  He was just there, but it seemed closed. It's no longer there.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  I thought they closed that fucking thing down.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  No, it's still there.

• 25:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the rooms are like 16 bucks a night.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Mm hmm. But that was the, one of the best meals.

• 25:15Speaker 04

  It's incredible.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  I've ever had.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  Dude, I have to say this. Last time I went there, I went there a few weeks ago, like a month ago or so for F1. What was that? No, two months ago, I guess, for F1. And I texted him that I was there.

• 25:31Speaker 06

  Jose Andres?

• 25:32Speaker 04

  Jose Andres. And he was like, oh, I'm here. Come by one of my restaurants. We went by and this guy, by the way, he's, you know that he is just the most, not just amazing chef, but amazing person. This guy does World Central Kitchen.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:49Speaker 04

  That they feed people in every.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Philanthropic.

• 25:52Speaker 04

  You're almost there.

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Philanthropic.

• 25:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  But it was there.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  He took us. Gave us everything that this, that, that, the, that the restaurant makes, like every dish. And then goes, let's go to my other restaurant. We were like, we're like keeled over. He's like, go to, let's go to my other restaurant. We go to the second restaurant with him.

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  Jesus.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  And we, he feeds us absolutely everything on that menu. And to the point where we're like, I think we're all gonna throw up.

• 26:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, too much.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  And then he, he's just the greatest guy. I cannot say enough good things about this guy. He's just like, he's, he's an incredible dude. Like as a, as a restaurateur, as a chef, and as a, as a human being. Jose Andres is top, top of the fucking.

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  And as a philanthropist.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  As a philanthropist, yes. Which you're almost there.

• 26:35Andrew Santino?

  Ibirico ham?

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  You like that stuff. You guys love that stuff.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  Where are you from in there?

• 26:41Speaker 06

  I'm from Galifia.

• 26:42Speaker 04

  You're in Galifia?

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  I have a similar story to that. My friend Frank took me to a McDonald's.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  And what, what did they give you?

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  He's a manager. I got a, um, double pounder cheese.

• 26:50Speaker 04

  Do you ever, did you tell him?

• 26:51Bobby Lee?

  Then we went to the Arby's.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  If the fries?

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I was like, this is too much, Frank.

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Frank went over the top.

• 26:57Speaker 04

  If fries aren't hot, do you ever go back and go?

• 27:00Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a hundred percent.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 04

  I need these hot.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  I need these hot.

• 27:03Speaker 04

  I need fresh fries.

• 27:04Andrew Santino?

  I say that in, in the window. Can I get fresh fries if you don't mind?

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  I'll pay for it.

• 27:08Bobby Lee?

  They need to be, yeah.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  I want the fresh fries.

• 27:11Speaker 06

  You can heat them up with your eggs the next morning and they're really good.

• 27:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 27:14Speaker 06

  In a pan.

• 27:14Speaker 04

  In a pan, okay. Not in the microwave.

• 27:16Speaker 06

  Not in the microwave.

• 27:17Speaker 04

  Everybody learns that. The time you go home and you take out your fries and they suck, and you put them in the microwave, you're like, these are fucking worse now. Yeah, and the pan's the way to go.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  With your eggs?

• 27:27Speaker 06

  Just, I was like a breakfast, I had little breakfast potatoes.

• 27:32Speaker 04

  I took you to fucking bizarre meats, you ask.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  I know. And I, I just said out loud, it was the most amazing experience. It was me, you, I forget who was there, but a bunch of people. Yeah. The, the bill must've been a lot, a lot of, lots of money. We just ordered.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, Jose Andres took care of it.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever.

• 27:47Speaker 04

  Actually, no.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  No, he didn't.

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I remember Tom paying for it.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Why did you do the restaurant and then made you pay?

• 27:51Speaker 04

  No, no. When I went this time, he took care of everything.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  But that's.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, back then.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Also, that, that, um, weekend was probably one of the best weekends of my life, maybe even. Yeah. Cuz we did that big show.

• 28:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  It was me, you, Shane, Bert, um.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, at the MGM Grand.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  At the MGM Grand, and that was really funny, fun. That was powerful.

• 28:10Speaker 04

  Powerful.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, powerful show.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  Strong night.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So anyway, thank you for that. Yeah, and thank you for um TV show.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  That was fun.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and thank you for um a lot of things, and I appreciate it.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  I love you Bob.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh, I love you too man. What's up?

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  Does the aggression stop?

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  You know, I have to go to therapy to see where my hostility is.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm going tomorrow.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  Are you? I'm going tomorrow.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Really? You have therapist here?

• 28:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:36Andrew Santino?

  Guy's got them all over the place.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  You have one in Austin or just you have two or?

• 28:40Speaker 04

  No, just LA.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  This is where they are. They're here.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  And you're with the, have you been with this person this for a long time?

• 28:47Speaker 04

  Long time.

• 28:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've been with mine for six, seven years now.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  Oh, I've been longer.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's so funny because they don't, they won't hang out with you outside of the thing.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  That's not a thing they usually do.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  I've asked. You wanna go get a bite to eat? No, we're not doing, we don't do that.

• 29:02Speaker 04

  I found myself, did you ever, did you ever, have you ever asked your therapist to watch something you've done?

• 29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would they say no?

• 29:09Speaker 04

  No, no, he did. And then I was like.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, I don't like the idea of knowing me at all. I prefer them to not be familiar with me in any way, shape or form.

• 29:17Speaker 04

  I go, I talked about this thing in the, I don't know if you should watch it. And then I, I guess I was like implying, but I didn't directly.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  And then he came back, he's like, yeah, I watched it. And he's, I go, what? He's like, I'm so, that's so good. I was like, ah shit, you sound like my mom.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  He did a good job, buddy.

• 29:33Speaker 04

  Good job.

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't want them to know anything. I want that to be kinda like a complete disconnect.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  I want it to be like.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he's checked out your shit.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Uh, no.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  You don't think so?

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  He.

• 29:45Speaker 04

  It's easy to find, man. You really get that list a little bit.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  No, no, but I think it's more like uh we, two different cultural circles.

• 29:53Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? He's a minority?

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  He's gay. He's gay, so.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Is he gay?

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I'm his flavor.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  Of lifestyle. You know what I mean? He likes art, high art.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  We all like high art. You like a high art, right? I'm a high art guy.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  Uh, well.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  I've been to MoMA.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  You've been to MoMA?

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  Done to MoMA?

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  No, I think he probably has a more intellectual consumption of his, I don't think he likes fart.

• 30:22Speaker 04

  Sounds like you're his therapist.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  I am.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you don't think you're a therapist like fart humor?

• 30:29Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he likes what we do. I think this would be something he'd go-

• 30:32Speaker 04

  He's like, "This is some lowbrow shit."

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he'd go, "This is nice for you. That's good that you-"

• 30:35Speaker 04

  It's good for you.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  It's good for you do that. Yeah. Yeah.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I hate it when like, I'm in a situation where like, someone, like, someone recognizes me and then like, an old lady will go, "Well, I'd like to check out what you do."

• 30:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, nightmare.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  And I always go, "Do you can, do you can, you can, you can."

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  Please don't.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  Please don't.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  You will hate me.

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  Like on a plane?

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  "Why, how do these people know you?" And then you go, "Well, I think they know me from, I do, there's a podcast and, and-" What is it?

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:00Andrew Santino?

  And I'm always like, uh-

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Do you say it? I don't even say it.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  I say, "Well, my name is Jason Bateman and it's called Smartless."

• 31:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my name is Dax Shepard and it's called-

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and it's a great show.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  And, and we talked about that before. None of those guys all, uh, they all got-

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations for Amy Poehler for winning a Golden Globe.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Unbelievable.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  With podcasts.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Sound good. Congratulations.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  What would your speech have been if you won a podcast?

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  They'll never not nominate us.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, but-

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  They'll never nominate us.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  No, I know, but in a hypothetical fun world, what would your speech be?

• 31:28Speaker 04

  I would nominate you guys.

• 31:29Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 31:30Speaker 04

  I would nominate you.

• 31:31Andrew Santino?

  What would your speech be?

• 31:33Speaker 04

  Okay, Bobby, and the winner for the best podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  This is the bit I would do.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  Me? Oh, that's good.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  I would take my time. I would take my time.

• 31:52Speaker 04

  Take your time.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would walk the opposite direction of the stage.

• 31:55Andrew Santino?

  Funny.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's funny.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Funny.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I would go as far as I could. Until somebody turned me back around.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  Funny?

• 32:02Speaker 04

  Turn you around and then they go-

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:03Speaker 04

  Say something.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, so they, and then I'll just be confused. I'll go toward the stage. And then I'll probably give-

• 32:10Speaker 04

  The music starts playing, you're off.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it'd be great if that took up your whole time.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what I would do.

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  I'd take up all my whole time just getting up there.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  That's very funny.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:19Speaker 04

  That's really, that's the funniest way to do it. But if you had, like, the mic-

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to avoid it. So like, go ahead. All right.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  I mean, you're gonna talk about the situation in Iran, obviously.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to. You have to.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I want to have a be-good pin.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Check this out. Outrageous.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  Are you gonna thank?

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, thanks for my, thanks for the award.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Thank your crew for like all the support.

• 32:43Speaker 06

  No way.

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna, yeah, I wanna thank, hey, well, first of all, I don't even know, why was this even a category?

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  Smart.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the Golden Globes. I thought it was higher end shit here, but.

• 32:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But, hey, Nikki, what's up? I'll call her out.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  And if she pretended. And if she pretended.

• 33:02Andrew Santino?

  It's nice to meet you, Bobby.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  If you pretend that you didn't know me.

• 33:05Speaker 04

  I have never met that man.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it would be war.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  And I'd be like, I just don't even know this. But anyway, um, yeah, I mean, well, you would have to get the award, because I wouldn't get it alone, it would be with you.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you'd be podcaster of the year for sure. You would get.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  It'd be you and I.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  No, you'd get it.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  No, they don't do that. They nominate shows.

• 33:21Speaker 04

  Would you want Andrew to speak?

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do the speaking.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, Jews.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  And then you leave.

• 33:29Speaker 04

  And that's a, that's a win-win.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  That's.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  You're touching all the bases there, man.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Be good. And that, we, yeah. Carry both, you know.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Different messages.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  But then there's the secondary interview. Now you're off the stage, and now you're on like the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop, and they go, Bobby, how do you feel? You just won the Golden Globe.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  I go, um, I have to pinch myself every day because, um, I'm just living in gratitude.

• 33:57Speaker 04

  Oh, you do one of those. Those are good.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you don't, like, you don't like those?

• 34:00Speaker 04

  I like them.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Those go a long way.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I'm afraid that, I would probably edit myself, because I don't wanna say anything, you know what I mean? Too crazy.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  I'd have been like, I'm just happy that we beat two bears.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  It's just a big win for us.

• 34:12Bobby Lee?

  They weren't, they weren't even nominated.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  They weren't?

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 34:15Speaker 04

  You would do that in the moment?

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we would do that in the moment. Yeah.

• 34:20Andrew Santino?

  Just a little play.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  They weren't even, you know what I mean?

• 34:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, remember when they made fun of you on your own show, when they came in to do a swap?

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  We remember those guys.

• 34:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  Remember, remember.

• 34:28Speaker 04

  Wow. This is what you would lead with.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:31Andrew Santino?

  You'd have to.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  You have a Golden Globe right now.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  You gotta give, you gotta give our fans what they really want, man. It's not about the Globes, it's about our dogs, our fans.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  The people that love us. And that's why we love them.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We make, we fuck up your names.

• 34:46Speaker 04

  Oh, that's good.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  Benny Creaker, you know.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Small Goodman.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Benny Creaker and Small Goodman.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  And, uh.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Benny Creaker.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  And Larry Segura. Larry Segura is very talented. Have you seen, um, that show? I was, it was called, um.

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  What show?

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Darkness.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  Not even a play on words. Dark sketch.

• 35:08Bobby Lee?

  Dark sketch.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Really good.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, really good.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Really good stuff.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  Really good stuff.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What would you, what's your speech?

• 35:16Speaker 04

  I, I. First of all, I can't even.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  You gotta do it now.

• 35:20Speaker 04

  I can't imagine being nominated.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 35:22Speaker 04

  I would never consider that.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:24Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, cause you have to fill out, I bet you, because you have to fill out and you have to pay them.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  You have to pay, yeah.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  You have to pay to be nominated.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  And I'd be like, I'm not paying that.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, those companies, they get paid by like Spotify and One Tree and these podcast companies, they pay for the nomination, so.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How much is it?

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. No idea.

• 35:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, but they're never gonna nominate us because it's, they're gonna nominate the people in their ecosystem.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  I would've said something like, I would've said something like, honestly, and I mean this, I would've been like, Bobby Lee should've won this award.

• 35:56Speaker 04

  You know?

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  No, you wouldn't.

• 35:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, like when Ving Rhames did that for Jack Lemmon, he was like, this is for you, and I'd cry, and then I would've just would've said, I would've talked about you, probably.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's amazing that Joe hasn't, wasn't nominated though.

• 36:06Speaker 04

  He actually, I, from what I saw, I didn't ask him this, I didn't talk to him, I saw that he wasn't, he with, like withheld himself from being even nominated.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he doesn't wanna go, he doesn't wanna do that.

• 36:19Speaker 04

  There's, that is the last place on earth.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he doesn't wanna do that, man. That, that's, he's not interested in it.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, I mean, why, yeah, it's just not fitting for our kind of comedy podcast.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is, yeah.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  They wouldn't put us over there.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  We should make our own award show. Do it.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  Do we need one?

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  For our people.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  For what?

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  I mean, here's, we, we need a gathering.

• 36:41Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I'm saying.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  This is what Gang Fest is for.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, it's a different, that's different. We want a gathering of just all of our pa, you know, we were dressed up, and we're in a tuxedo, mini red carpet, right, and just to be around our friends and, you know, for family.

• 36:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  And to go pat his shit on the pat and go, you did a good job on two pairs that episode, whatever.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, is that what you want?

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Not really.

• 37:05Speaker 06

  That's your birthday party.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  That was my birthday party, yeah, yeah.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I dressed up.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  You had a birthday party?

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, bowling party.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Bowling party, yeah.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  It was amazing. You were invited.

• 37:15Speaker 04

  Uh, you know, you know, that's good.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  What's good?

• 37:19Speaker 04

  That's good, that's good. That's good.

• 37:21Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 37:22Speaker 04

  What you're doing. Uh, you don't fuck.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Live here.

• 37:26Speaker 04

  I would have flown here for that.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  You would not.

• 37:29Speaker 04

  I would have flown here.

• 37:29Bobby Lee?

  In fact, can I say another thing? I ran into you.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  You're on a Cessna.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  I ran into you, right? I was with a girl.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  Open it up.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  Yes. Yeah, yeah, yes. You know what I mean? And it was like, um, interesting.

• 37:40Speaker 04

  What was interesting?

• 37:41Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:41Speaker 04

  What was interesting?

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  It's just you and Kirk, you know, coming out of a, you know, I mean, an SUV, beautiful one. You know what I mean? And you guys are just like, kind of buzzed. You know what I mean? It's just, you know, full of life.

• 37:52Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  You guys, you guys were giggling too. You guys giggled out of the fuck SUV.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  Well, we probably took something.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever, but you guys.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 38:01Speaker 04

  There were some other people.

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  And they go, hey, Bob! You know what I mean?

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, you know, panhandling out there.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  You're with a girl.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, with a girl.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're with a lady.

• 38:08Speaker 04

  Beautiful girl.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, with a beautiful girl.

• 38:10Speaker 04

  He was with a beautiful girl. And he was kind of like, hey, fucking, you know.

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  Be cool.

• 38:13Speaker 04

  Be cool.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Be cool.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  I said that to her.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  You said.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  You do say that to her a lot.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  Be cool.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  You looked at us and you were like.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, be cool, be cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you guys say outrageous things. When I'm with a girl, people say, not you, but like comics will say outrageous things.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Not me, I'm always good around your girl.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  I'm really good, don't even.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're the best.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  No, you know what, Tom? You're the best. I love it. You know what I mean? And thanks for doing this, dude. I really, I mean, thanks for doing this. I don't know why, whenever I see you, I get, I'm a little hostile.

• 38:42Speaker 04

  Very.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but. But there's love, you know, we had Native American seances before.

• 38:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? In Canada.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  We've experienced that. Have you experienced that with Tom?

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  I have not. No, our, our, our relationship doesn't really go to the depths of Native American seance.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  But it will one day.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  We did shows together, we've done a television show together. We've done Native American seances, we've done sponge baths, we've done all this shit.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we've done a lot of stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  What else do you need?

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not, yeah, not much.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  So where's the negativity coming from?

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  It's, I, I know what it is.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  What is it?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Is, I love him so much.

• 39:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  He always gives it to me, man.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love him so much, but then it's, there's a part of me that just can't give my love. And so I attack.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, what is that?

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know what it is.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Can you bring that up in therapy this?

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think, I think I can bring it up. Like, I'll just run into somebody and I will attack them. Yeah, yeah.

• 39:36Speaker 04

  I mean, you must have seen this before.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  He's never done this before.

• 39:40Speaker 04

  But you've, no, with nobody?

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  I've never done it with him.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  You don't do it with him?

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  Why do you, because you feel comfortable enough with him?

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm scared of him.

• 39:47Speaker 04

  Oh, you're scared of him?

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I always get

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  He has temperament.

• 39:53Speaker 04

  What is this saying? Is this a personality disorder? Oh, I just think he's self sabotaging his relationship with you.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  Ah.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  He's therapizing, but I do, that could be part of it.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Like, do you fight with Bert at all?

• 40:05Speaker 04

  I wouldn't say we fi- no, we don't fight.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Disagreements?

• 40:09Speaker 04

  Sometimes, you know, it's, but not, I, we don't have a, we have a pretty good style of communication, yeah.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  They don't even speak anymore, you know this, right? They're not talking.

• 40:20Speaker 04

  That's what I meant.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys don't talk often?

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  They don't talk at all, and he cut, he cut him off.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  We go through the assistance. What's he saying?

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  No, but I think you guys have, you have your podcast together.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Not anymore. He, Bert slept with Christina.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, he did.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  He did.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  If that happened, what would you do?

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  No, but what would, what would you do?

• 40:43Speaker 04

  Great.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  That, that wouldn't be your first reaction.

• 40:49Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it, it would be like, you'd be confusion first. Let's go through the feelings. Right?

• 40:55Speaker 04

  Confusion would be, confusion would be in.

• 40:56Andrew Santino?

  Confusion first, yeah.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, confusion first, right?

• 40:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, confusion.

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  Panic.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Anger.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  There'd be some humor to it, you would probably laugh.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  That'd probably, that's probably second.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, I can't fucking believe this shit, you know, it's crazy, yeah.

• 41:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:08Bobby Lee?

  And then how? How and when?

• 41:11Speaker 04

  Well, physically.

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  And why? Yeah, how, when, and why, who?

• 41:13Speaker 04

  The how would be answered quickly.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  And who?

• 41:15Speaker 04

  I would get, I would understand, I'd understand the how, which would be, he would be on his back.

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.

• 41:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's just math, math.

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  When? Where, where, where's the when? We don't know.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  Wednesday.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  On a Wednesday, okay. Okay, who, all right, who, Bert?

• 41:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 41:31Speaker 04

  House.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  House.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  How?

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how?

• 41:35Speaker 04

  On his back. When?

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Wednesday.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Wednesday.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  Why, and why?

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  And why? What's why?

• 41:41Speaker 04

  They have this chemistry.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. Yeah, that's crazy.

• 41:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's

• 41:48Speaker 04

  Are you still with that chick that I saw you with?

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:51Speaker 04

  When I was with Kirk?

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  That's your chick?

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  She's somebody I'm seeing.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  I mean, it was a while ago, so it's a long.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Somebody I'm seeing.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  It's been a while.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  It's been a while. It's been a while. You'll see.

• 42:04Speaker 04

  Is that your girlfriend?

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee.

• 42:05Speaker 06

  You have brown eyes now.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 42:08Speaker 04

  Is that your girlfriend?

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  It's somebody that I am seeing, Tom. What the fuck are you getting at?

• 42:12Speaker 04

  I don't know this lingo.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  It's somebody that I like, that we're seeing. I don't know what it is yet.

• 42:18Speaker 04

  Andrew.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  It's, uh...

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  Bobby... Bobby is afraid of getting too close to the sun.

• 42:29Speaker 04

  I got it.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? He's cool. He's cool on the beach.

• 42:32Speaker 04

  I saw him. This was like, a year ago or something, man.

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, he doesn't want his heart broken.

• 42:37Speaker 04

  I got it.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  I think that's what it is. I think that's more what it is. He's afraid of getting his heart.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  I've been ripped apart many times.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  He's been shredded up.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  I've been out there in the wild.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  You got a big heart, too. You think this could be the one?

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. But let me say something.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna take a... It's gonna take a while for me to... My wounds to heal.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  You know? My wounds are healing. Let it heal first.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  He's in a healing phase.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm in a healing phase, dude.

• 43:03Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:04Andrew Santino?

  And we respect it, and we really want to let him be in his healing phase.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I don't know if you know this, but as you get older, it doesn't mean as much.

• 43:12Speaker 04

  Does it mean as much?

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not as, um... The desire.

• 43:18Speaker 04

  Is not as...

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Is not as fiery, if I may.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 43:22Speaker 04

  You may.

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're getting old.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker! I love fashion, I love my eyes, and I love my eyes having fashion.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  That's why you love Warby Parker. They're incredible. And they have this virtual try-on. It's a total game changer. I've done this at the house. My wife and I were doing it because she was getting blue light glasses, you know, that block out all the nonsense on your cellphone. And you can try them on. You look at it, you look at yourself on your phone, and it shows you what the glasses are gonna look like on your face. So it doesn't look too big or too small. It fits perfectly. And Warby Parker doesn't just offer incredible prescription glasses, they have everything you need. It also includes so much more, all in one place, which makes everything so easy to get glasses.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  And their prescription glasses start at $95, so you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  They got over 300 retail stores in the US. You've probably seen them somewhere in your neighborhood because it's nice to know that you have that in-person option if you want it. But it is also great on the phone. You don't need to go in, but if you want to go in and talk to somebody, you can. Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through Buy a Pair, Give a Pair program, which is incredible. And Warby Parker is covered by major eye insurance plans. They make it incredibly easy to use. Just enter your information to see if you're eligible for benefits on frames, contacts, or eye exams. If you are, they automatically apply them for you.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  Warby Parker gives you quality and better-looking prescriptions eyewear at a fraction of the going price.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

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• 44:53Bobby Lee?

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• 44:56Andrew Santino?

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• 45:01Bobby Lee?

  Quince!

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  Hey, New Year, Bob. It's colder days.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 45:04Andrew Santino?

  And I want to stay warm with you.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  I want to be, I also want to be stylish.

• 45:06Andrew Santino?

  You are stylish. Quince has everything you need. They got that men's Mongolian cashmere sweater that you love.

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  Do they have them still?

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they do. And they got wool coats, leather and suede outerwear that actually hold up to daily wear, and they still look good.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Their outerwear is especially impressive. Thick down jackets, wool coats, Italian leather outerwear that keep you warm when it's actually really, really cold outside.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's what they do. They cut out the middlemen and traditional markups. Quince delivers the same quality as luxury brands at a fraction of the price. I'm telling you, you're going to love it. Quince nicely sent over a few pieces for us, and I'm telling you, the wool coat that I got, my goodness gracious. It's incredible, and it's going to hold up fantastic through these cold little winter that we've still got our way.

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Go to quince.com/badfriends for free shipping on your order and a 365-day return.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

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• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money. You know, you saved me a lot of money last year, bud.

• 46:07Andrew Santino?

  You better believe I did.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  With Rocket Money.

• 46:08Andrew Santino?

  You had so many apps that you were paying for. It was insane.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  Subscription, that's a subscription, that's a subscription.

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  And Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and Cancel your unwanted subscriptions.

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

  I had oatmeal coming to my house every month and I didn't even like it the first time.

• 46:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, and for the whole year oatmeal was coming to my house my month and you saved me from paying more.

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  You gotta stop with that oatmeal.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  Rocket Money helps you because they're a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitor your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. You've heard of them before, okay? Rocket Money is here. They're even gonna try to negotiate to lower your bills for you.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and get alerts if your bills increase in price, if there's an unusual activity for your account, if you're close to going over budget and even when you're going, doing a good job.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  And their dashboard's gonna lay out your total financial picture, including bill due dates and paydays in a way that's easy to digest. All right, a lot of times it's hard to follow your finances, but Rocket Money makes it so easy and they've saved their users over 2.5 billion, including 880 million in canceled subscriptions alone. Their 10 million members save up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today. That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  How old are you?

• 47:20Speaker 04

  Older.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Late 40s?

• 47:23Speaker 04

  I guess, yeah, 46.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And one day, the fire will diminish.

• 47:29Speaker 04

  In life?

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 47:33Speaker 04

  And the pee pee?

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the pee pee.

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  Blue chew!

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  That's why we're sponsored by Blue Chew. I mean, you don't have a problem in the Saki Sackaloo.

• 47:42Speaker 04

  No, but I just wanted to try it.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you have you tried it before?

• 47:45Speaker 04

  No.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either. I have, I mean, it's a lie. I've had many.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  Does it help?

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  It does. Um, it, the erection lasts a little too lo- as, longer than I.

• 47:55Speaker 04

  Oh shit, what am I gonna, what's gonna happen here?

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 47:57Speaker 04

  What?

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, go to your hotel, you, you still have a house out here?

• 48:00Speaker 04

  No, I sold my house.

• 48:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go to hotel. When you, um.

• 48:06Andrew Santino?

  Good advice, man.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 48:08Andrew Santino?

  Just go to the hotel.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Go to the hotel, dude.

• 48:10Andrew Santino?

  Go to the hotel, hunker down.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:12Andrew Santino?

  Get room service and hunker down, dude.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Don't go to the smoke, go to the smokehouse and.

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, don't go out for dinner.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  Actually, definitely go to the smokehouse if you're gonna go somewhere for dinner.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  Hunker down.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm ready.

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're gonna be fine.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Do you watch movies? Like, you go to a movie theater anymore or no?

• 48:28Speaker 04

  I've done that.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  What, what?

• 48:30Andrew Santino?

  What, he just returned back to Earth or something? Do you go to movies? Yeah, he goes to fucking movies?

• 48:36Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 48:36Bobby Lee?

  I can't see this man going, "Come on Christina, we're gonna go to the, you know, Lemley and watch so and so."

• 48:41Speaker 04

  Wait, why? I love movies.

• 48:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What's the last movie you saw in the theater?

• 48:45Speaker 04

  That's a good question.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:47Speaker 04

  Um, it's been a minute. I've, I've, I, you know, I saw the, the Naked Gun thing in theaters.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that was, yeah, that was fun. Did you see One Battle?

• 48:56Speaker 04

  I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in a home theater.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  Yeah. I thought it was fantastic, by the way. I loved it.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  What a great movie.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  I thought it was fantastic.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Fantastic movie.

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  What was?

• 49:05Bobby Lee?

  One Battle After Another.

• 49:06Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic.

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  You didn't see it?

• 49:08Andrew Santino?

  What? Yes, I did. We spoke to, we spoke about it.

• 49:11Speaker 04

  And I can't, like, there, it's all great, but like, I cannot stop thinking about Sean Penn in that thing. He's fucking unbelievable.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  To do this back to the award bullshit, but if he doesn't win anything for that, I have lost hope in all sorts of...

• 49:23Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  Because he's incredible.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  He's incredible.

• 49:26Speaker 04

  Incredible.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  He's ripping heaters at the table.

• 49:28Speaker 04

  We have, um...

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  That guy's the man. He's ripping heaters at the fucking table.

• 49:32Speaker 04

  At the table.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  And you know they're like, Sean, you cannot smoke here. He's like, fuck you.

• 49:36Speaker 04

  The, uh, the thing is, sometimes with like, I, I realize this with greats, it happens in comedy, and it happens in, in, in acting, it happens in music. You get so used to, you're like, oh yeah, that guy. Like, you've known it, and then you see something, or you hear something, whatever, again, and you're like, oh yeah, that's why we talk about this guy.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:55Speaker 04

  This guy's fucking incredible.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's incredible.

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  Since he was a kid.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  Which is even more impressive. It's not like there was like, oh, he popped off when he was forty five. He's been...

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  Even as Spicoli.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  Spicoli.

• 50:06Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  When you saw that as a kid, you're like, that's something different.

• 50:09Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Mr. Hand.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Embodies, you know what I mean? It's not, he's not doing a sketch. He really embodies Spicoli in that, in that role.

• 50:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  If you watch like Mystic River, is that the movie?

• 50:20Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 50:22Speaker 04

  No, everything he's in, if you, if that guy signs up for your movie, it's something special.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  His, his, his, uh...

• 50:29Speaker 04

  Wait, do you go to the movies?

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. This guy's a...

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm a big movie guy. I'm a cinephile.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  What have you seen recently?

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  I walked out of that, um...

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  The Korean movie.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's it, One Chance?

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh. No other choice.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't, I couldn't get behind this character.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Well.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:43Speaker 04

  What's one that, another one that you saw that you liked?

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  I, you know, I, I saw Predator Badlands.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  You liked it?

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was great.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  Really?

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was really good. You liked it?

• 50:53Speaker 04

  But no other choice, you left?

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  About eighty percent of the movie, I was just like, I can't, this character is so annoying. I couldn't do it.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  And he gives away his dog. That bothered you.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that bothered me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:04Andrew Santino?

  We shouldn't spoil it, but we just did.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we just did. Yeah.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  You'll see it.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  You never walked out of a movie, Tom?

• 51:10Speaker 04

  I've walked out of multiple movies.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me a movie that you walked out of.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  House of Gucci.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit.

• 51:15Speaker 04

  It's an absolute piece of shit.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 51:18Speaker 04

  It's fucking terrible.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  You went to the theater to watch it?

• 51:19Speaker 04

  In the theater.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  And you were by yourself?

• 51:22Speaker 04

  I couldn't believe they paid people to be involved. The performance that this fuck gives in this movie.

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Who's the fuck?

• 51:29Speaker 04

  This fucking fuck on the right here. The, uh.

• 51:33Speaker 06

  Adam Driver?

• 51:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh my god. Where you're like, could you not hire a dialect coach?

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  Guy is like, papa, I love it, it ties the.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:44Speaker 04

  It's so bad. It's so bad.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  Who is that?

• 51:46Speaker 04

  And then there's, it's.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  That's Lady Gaga.

• 51:48Speaker 04

  That's Lady Gaga.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  And then like, I think it's Ridley Scott directed.

• 51:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  And you realize this thing happens with directors, that if you have a certain level that you achieve and no one can say shit to you. That you just make these, you're like, the scene's over, you're like, what was that scene all about?

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  It's like, it's a, I could not feel like a bigger waste of film.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  I think you should be more collaborative.

• 52:11Speaker 04

  Or at least.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Like, I would listen to an actor, like, what do you think? You know what I mean?

• 52:14Speaker 04

  I thought this was terrible.

• 52:15Andrew Santino?

  Those guys don't want to be told shit.

• 52:17Speaker 04

  Terrible.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:17Andrew Santino?

  They've done so much.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  Like, I saw another, another fucking show from Ryan Murphy, I get previewed, called Beauty or something, and it's about like beautiful people. And once again, he has managed to like sexualize everything under the sun. It's like this motherfucker.

• 52:34Speaker 04

  When I was, I was.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  He hornies up like everything.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  I was, because I love his, um, American.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  American Horror Story?

• 52:40Speaker 04

  Or, or like mon, like.

• 52:42Speaker 06

  Monster?

• 52:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  So there's like, like the famous serial killers and like, you know, the, the Versace one, fantastic.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  I think he did, didn't he do Dahmer too? Wasn't that his? It's really good. The one he did about the Menendez Brothers.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Menendez Brothers, yeah.

• 52:57Speaker 04

  I'm watching it because the Menendez Brother one, I'm like, I'm like, you know, I, I feel like I know. Some of this story pretty well. And then I'm like, what's up with these guys and just in their cocks being out?

• 53:10Speaker 04

  Oh, it's Ryan Murphy. Everything like sexualizes the shit out of the guy.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  He hornies up fucking everything. And he wanted to see their cocks as, and he was like, get those kids.

• 53:19Speaker 04

  And then they're sitting there in like, like the Speedos in the pool and you're like, this is the story of the Menendez brothers?

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  They slain, shot their parents in the fucking face. He's like, but show their cocks one more. One more cock shot for these guys.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Is that Ryan Murphy?

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 06

  Power gay.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  He's a power gay. I love the power gays, don't you?

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  What did you say?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  The power gays?

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  Power gay.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  A gay with a lot of money.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's the best.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  You mean Hollywood?

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:43Andrew Santino?

  It's a whole industry.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  I told you there was a power gay outing, um, every Friday at the IHOP.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  It was a power outage for the gays?

• 53:50Speaker 04

  Why's he look so mad in his photo?

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  Not enough cock in front of him.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  So every Friday night, I would go to the IHOP, I would go to, I would go to the IHOP in West Hollywood. Every Friday night, it would be Bryan Singer, Spacey, all the power gays.

• 54:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  And they're just like.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  Power gays combined with our forces.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Two in the morning.

• 54:08Andrew Santino?

  We will suck.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I've always wanted to like just listen in. You know what I mean?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  You think they would hit on you?

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 54:15Speaker 04

  You think they would hit on you?

• 54:16Speaker 06

  No way.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  We need one of you. We haven't had one of you.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, I would rip it in, I would rip it.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 54:27Speaker 04

  How's your dick feel?

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't feel anything yet, do you?

• 54:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  It takes 30.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  No, I think you need to see something.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  To elicit.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  To elicit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe then we'll see something. That doesn't do it.

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  No?

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That does not do it.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, that jacket's gay.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So that, that show Beauty is not gonna be good, you're saying?

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm not saying that. I'm just, and the guy's very talented. The, the point I'm making is, everything he does, it's like sexy, sexy, fuck, fuck, come. It's like everything, it's like a teenage boy.

• 54:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  Like everything about it's like, and that tits or dick, come and fu, come. Everything has to be that. Like even the trailer, you were like, Jesus fucking Christ. That's all it is. It's like hypersexualized.

• 55:07Speaker 04

  Yes. That's what he's known for.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  It's hypersexualized. It's, it's like you gotta tone it down. Yeah, look at it.

• 55:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, when you're like, this is the Menendez brothers?

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  No, it was a gay porn.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  But he's a talented guy.

• 55:17Speaker 04

  He is talented. He's very talented.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  That doesn't take it away.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Let's give him that.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  I said he was very talented.

• 55:21Speaker 04

  Well, there's a, both things can be true.

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  At the one time.

• 55:25Speaker 04

  The guy is dreaming of cocks 24/7 and he's very talented.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  You're getting that kind of body, huh?

• 55:30Speaker 04

  Me?

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  No, your body's getting pretty good.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he showed me before.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  He goes, "Don't tell Bobby I'm showing you," but he showed me.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, from what you look like 15 years ago?

• 55:40Speaker 04

  That's a different statement. So it's much better than 15 years ago. It's still a pile of shit.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's only in your eyes. I've noticed that about me, when people go, "You look great," and I see myself in the mirror.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  It's a nice cock shot.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good.

• 55:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  And then I think the guy strokes it, too.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  You thinking about killing mom and dad?

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  Cock is that? It's like, what?

• 55:59Speaker 04

  It's literally this.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  What's the conversation there?

• 56:02Speaker 04

  You're like, "I remember the Menendez brother story," and then the guy's like...

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine if your brother walked in, you'd be like, "Dude, get the fuck out." It wouldn't be like this, like, "Hey, man, we ran out of soap."

• 56:12Speaker 04

  I think it's a different guy.

• 56:15Andrew Santino?

  Is this a different show?

• 56:16Speaker 04

  No, it's not his brother.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, it's just a different guy?

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:21Speaker 06

  That guy's black.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  See the shadows?

• 56:24Speaker 06

  See the reverse shot, then?

• 56:26Speaker 04

  You realize, too, that you're like, that Rymer's like, "You're gonna be Lyle Menendez," and you're like, "Fucking sweet."

• 56:31Andrew Santino?

  Amazing.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  He's like, "All right." So, you know, you set it up, you kill your brother, you kill your parents, you go to the gym, you're jerking off. What?

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  After I kill my parents? Yeah, right after.

• 56:45Speaker 04

  You're pretty happy about it.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Really hot and heated.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  No, that's how the interview went. He goes, "How do you feel about gonna play..." They're out coffee. "How do you feel about playing Lyle?" Kid's like, "I'm so excited." He's like, "That's great." "Can I see your cock?" "It's for the show."

• 56:59Speaker 04

  Oh, it's for the show?

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  It's for the show. We need to make sure that your cock is just like Lyle's.

• 57:04Speaker 04

  I don't remember that in any of the material.

• 57:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it was in every trial. They talk about his cock in all the trials.

• 57:09Speaker 04

  I guess I haven't read the trials.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did a lot of research.

• 57:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  So I'm gonna have to see your cock.

• 57:14Speaker 04

  Right now? Here?

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right here.

• 57:17Speaker 04

  At Denny's?

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, at the IHOP on Santa Monica.

• 57:21Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  I never saw that.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  No, me neither.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  No, the Menendez scene.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  I didn't see it.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  You saw it?

• 57:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's hot.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's hot.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Long story short, we love all his stuff.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  He makes great stuff, man.

• 57:35Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 57:36Speaker 04

  Would you do cock out in a movie?

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent you would.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, why not?

• 57:41Speaker 04

  Pop a blue chew.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:42Speaker 04

  Fluff it up. Who doesn't fluff if they're gonna be on camera cock out?

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, brother, yeah.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, mine would be green for the green screen.

• 57:49Speaker 04

  Right.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do it in post.

• 57:51Speaker 04

  Do it in post.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what me. You better do this in post.

• 57:54Andrew Santino?

  Would you do cock out? You did butt, you did butt for your show.

• 57:57Speaker 04

  I did butt.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:58Speaker 04

  I would do cock if with a fluff, like, you know, amendment.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yeah.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Well, and you gotta get final cut.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  Give me time before every take to fluff.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Can I be the fluff?

• 58:09Speaker 04

  You could be the fluff.

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll be the fluff. Yeah, yeah. I just show up.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  That's your gay nightclub name is Fluff?

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Asian Fluff is here.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  What would you need me to do, though? If I was your fluff?

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  What, like, what? What's this?

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Just a little tickle.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, a little tickle, a little tickle. Okay, okay.

• 58:27Speaker 04

  And a little smack, maybe?

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 04

  Just get the blood going. But maybe the blue chew's enough.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  I think it's gotta be.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  Or show me photos.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Actually, mine's actually kinda, you know? Let me see.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  That Ryan Murphy photo did it, huh? Menendez scene really kicked it up in a full gear. Leave that photo up for him. Yeah, just put a, uh, just put a shirtless boy in front of an American flag for him.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  That's not gonna joke for me. Can I tell you something?

• 58:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:56Speaker 04

  I got nothing, right?

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Either do I. I got nothing either.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  The pipes are old, let it get down there.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I, I wanna ask you guys some advice about shooting my first special, alright? Right before you go on, are you nervous?

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think there should be. You should have. It's healthy to have some nerves, because it's meaningful to you. It's meaningful to you. So you should have some nerves. But you also know that you've done this a fucking 10,000 times.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 59:22Speaker 04

  You're gonna kill it.

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  More.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  More.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. So, okay, so that, and then, um, have you ever messed up on a bit, like, oh my god?

• 59:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  And then what do you do?

• 59:32Speaker 04

  You're gonna tape another one, right?

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing four.

• 59:35Speaker 04

  There you go.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  You don't have to think about it.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  So that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:38Speaker 04

  And don't forget.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  And then rhythm.

• 59:40Speaker 04

  Here's the other thing. Don't forget this. You can piece together different shows, dude.

• 59:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  Four shots.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  You can cut it up.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Four shots is a lot.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot. Yeah, yeah, you can cut it up. One of the shows, I'm gonna go wild.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  Do you know which one?

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  The last one.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, don't do it for the first one.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the last one, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go crazy.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Can I tell you something else? There's nothing wrong, nothing, I said wrong, because I was talking to you.

• 1:00:05Speaker 04

  Nothing wrong with looking like you're, like you're actually trying. You know what I mean? Like, some people are like, married to the idea of like, making sure they're cool, or whatever.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, not me. I'm gonna be sweating.

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  Trying is not a bad thing.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna try.

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever seen this guy? He tries.

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:23Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen you not try.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  You've never mailed it in.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna mail it in, no.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, so, it's never, it's not your style, anyway.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  You don't mail it in. You always give, you give a performance, whether it's five people or 5,000 people, it doesn't matter.

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  I'll tell you this, if you feel great after the first one, cancel the final three.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 1:00:41Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  You know how much money it is?

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Don't do that.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. My set design, I got all, did you do a set design on yours?

• 1:00:50Speaker 04

  You like a couch? Chopsticks and...

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, I mean, I mean, like, some people just use it like a, like a, you know what I mean, like a drape, or whatever.

• 1:00:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  A curtain.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  What do you have?

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  A forest.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  Little zen garden.

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Like a zen garden.

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  And he's gonna rake in the middle of it. He does like a little bit of a rake.

• 1:01:08Speaker 04

  You have some Feng Shui kinda shit?

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, the poetry, the whole thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:11Speaker 04

  That's tight, dude.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  I got one fly and chopsticks, it's gonna be great.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  That's fucking great.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna catch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Are you doing the, the headband?

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not, because that's racial.

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  What are you talking about?

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I don't know. So, you, you have a, you have a Netflix special, you wanna promote that?

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  Yes, dude.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  I'd love to.

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  The special is called Teacher, it's out now on Netflix, please check it out, it was super fucking fun to do, I shot it in Milwaukee. And, uh, yeah, it's number six, I'm thrilled with it.

• 1:01:37Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  It's awesome.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Awesome.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  And also, the second season.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  Second season of Bad Thoughts?

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Bad Thoughts is coming out.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be coming out when? Summer?

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  Uh, May.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 1:01:45Speaker 04

  In May.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  Fast.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  The movie?

• 1:01:48Speaker 04

  The movie is done. Uh, it's, um, I don't know if it comes out.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Kirk Fox, Frankie Cunones is it? I know that.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  Frankie Cunones is in it, Luke Wilson, uh, Tim Balts, uh, Arturo Castro, Genesis Rodriguez, myself, and, uh, Raúl Trujillo, fucking incredible.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  Uh, uh, please go watch Teacher on Netflix, uh, please, and also, uh, Il Tigre coming out and Bad Thoughts, season two in May. The kid is a Netflix machine, but dumb, if you will. Uh, will you say, thank you for being a bad friend?

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:02:48Speaker 07

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