Bobby Is the Michelin Man

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:49Speaker 01

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  We're bad friends.

• 0:57Andrew Santino?

  What's Yaxi Yabor?

• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  Yaxi Yabor is my friend. He's from Israel, and he's dead.

• 1:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, man.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm just improvising.

• 1:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not a bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict.

• 1:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:10Bobby Lee?

  Yaxi Yabor, you are like your funny hat.

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  Yaxi Yabor. Where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone.

• 1:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  Yaxi Yabor.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  Yaxi Yabor. I love the sand in your eyes. Yaxi Yabor. Yaxi Yabor.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Yaxi Yabor, I like the sand in your face.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Your green card got denied. Yaxi Yabor. Yaxi. You got a lot. Go ahead, yeah. You're. Yaxi Yabor.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Where are your arms now?

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Yaxi Yabor.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  Yaxi Yabor. Yaxi Yabor.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  The yard bone is gone.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  He's eating yard bones, dude?

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 2:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I like it.

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  I was, you know what I mean? I'm in the cosmic creative space.

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  You're up here.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it's beyond.

• 2:08Andrew Santino?

  First word that comes to your mind, go.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  Mindset. Yeah, oh, you!

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  A chicken?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good.

• 2:16Andrew Santino?

  A chicken?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go science, though.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  You! Bolocules.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  Math, go!

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Da Vinci's Code!

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah!

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we got, we're on it, dude.

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  Shock me, dude.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Shock you with something?

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Shock me with something.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 2:31Andrew Santino?

  Give me another one!

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bloody discharge!

• 2:33Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 2:36Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't want to hear about Carlos's exam.

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, anyway, yuck.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  I went to the doctor, he said I have to stay away from people like Carlos. That's literally what the doctor said.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  He said, "A big fan of the show, watch the podcast, stay away from Carlos, because he hasn't had a tetanus shot..."

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  "...in years." Yes. You're up.

• 2:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I haven't been tested in a while, too.

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  Let's get in there, bud.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  I went to a...

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  Let's get in there, bud.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night, at like 1:00 in the morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting, I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Bake Off?

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  So it was season eight again, right? And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets, you know what I mean? The Star Baker, I know who gets, you know what I mean?

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  The handshake.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  Letgo, I know who gets the handshake.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  And I was sitting there, and my penis was out.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  At Great British Bake Off?

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I was watching it, I was just naked.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I'm sitting there slumped over, watching it, and going, "Yeah, I'm going."

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I went to, and went in there, and there was only four people working.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  It's almost as if it was not even open.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Was it at 4:00 PM when you went?

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  No, it was 1:00 in the morning, I said. God, you don't listen, do you, guys?

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  I've been at 4:00 PM before. I can't tell you why.

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 3:51Speaker 04

  Why?

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  What do you want?

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing at 4pm at a strip club?

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  About 20 years ago, there was a group of comics, male comics, that would go on lunch runs.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, lunch runs to the strip club, yeah.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we would go on lunch runs.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  They got good wings?

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  Good wings, yeah. I love the prime rib. You know what I mean? When they're naked up there and you're eating prime rib, dude, oh my god.

• 4:12Andrew Santino?

  There is nothing better than seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes au gratin.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  With a little bit of filet, a little, little filet on the side.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but last night I went and I literally was like, I just left.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  How much money do you spend when you?

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  I, I think I got like $200 with the bills and I was just kind of, not even look at the women, I was just kind of throwing it on stage, looking around my environment and going, oh, this is not good.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Not good.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I got back in the car and went.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  How many, what are you getting, twenties? You're just throwing twenties or singles?

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Why do you, why?

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  You did, you were.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, you think I'm cheap?

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  No, big bills.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I do, but I do a lot of singles.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do singles?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  So I'll do like $40 of singles in one dancer.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  Just give them twenties at some point then.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I want them to know that there's more coming. If you throw out a 20 and then that's what they do, you're like, oh, there's, you can't go past that. So if you go 12, right, and then you look at them and go,

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  and they go, then they go, what? In their, with their eyes, right? And I go, you want more? Right?

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  A little more?

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  And they go, I do want more, right?

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Then, true, right? And then they do it and I go, just two more.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  Two more.

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  Something, something.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Then they put their head behind their head like that.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, right behind the head.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then they, you know what I mean?

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Press elevator button?

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Guess what this is? I call it the elevator.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Ding dong! It's like a clit, it's a clit pressing eight on an elevator.

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  Take it up to eight?

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I go, take it up to eight, and they go, eight, right?

• 5:38Andrew Santino?

  Eight!

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  And, and then I pretend I'm going up. I always do. I always pretend I'm going up, right? Bring, and then the door opens, I go, oh, wrong floor, press it again.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  And they press 12, right?

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  I go back up, you know what I mean? So it's like, you know, that kind of thing.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  Do you get there? Ever to your floor?

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I never do.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  You never get to your floor?

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's a large b- building.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  It's a big building?

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  All building, dude. It's 3000 stories up.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and I've never got to like 1000.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  No, you can't.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  You can.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you can?

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  One will.

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  One will.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  I bring change when I go to the strip club.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Really? You throw pennies up there?

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  No, quarters.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, that's very generous of you.

• 6:13Andrew Santino?

  Quarters?

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, think about it, you're throwing a dollar, it's only four quarters.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  If I throw 50 quarters up there, I look like a king.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  That's true, but they have to pick it up.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you gotta, you gotta work sometime, somehow, you know?

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Hard to pick up on a stage.

• 6:27Andrew Santino?

  They get the sweeper out. You ever seen the little sweeper?

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Little Mexican sweeper guy?

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you went?

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  I went to, I went, we went to Banden Dunes with a bunch of buddies to go on the golf trip. And I went to this, look at the, watch how wild this is. Go to Bachelor's In, no, no, no. Right? Type in Bachelor's In. Coos Bay, C-O-O-S. Coos Bay. Look at this fucking joint. Look at the parking, look at the photos outside. Just get the outside of it. Just look at the outside of it.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow. It's either there's a strip club or they're making like lamp fixtures.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  They, they do.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  In a factory.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Look at that photo.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  You never know.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  Look at that. You think somebody's ever been murdered there?

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember the Dark Knight? Do you remember the Dark Knight?

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  This was my Dark Knight.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  That was your Dark Knight, yeah.

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  That was one of my darkest nights.

• 7:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, sometimes there was like different, you remember the Joker?

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Bane was there, by the way.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he was? Oh, Bane was there?

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Put me back to a private room.

• 7:21Bobby Lee?

  I'd like to see your cooties.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would, I could bring my green hat. As the Riddler.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  You gotta, you gotta bring it.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  And you know, when they bring me like, you know, coffee, I make a little question mark. Yeah, to let them know. I do. Put foam in there, I'll make a question mark.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the Riddler.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Riddler.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Riddle me this, the better man.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  But it's a, it's a, um. It's a dead end in the street. What do you think?

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  I know, dude, I think it's alive and well. I mean, I hate going to them. It's always with a group of guys and someone goes, "Let's go to the strip club."

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  And then I go and I fucking hate it. The whole time, I stay by the bar. I'm not interested. I don't like that thing. It's uncomfortable.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  It's uncomfortable.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  I don't like it.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of which, I watched the Nora.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, so you called me. So I get a call from Andrew late at night.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was like, I called you around midnight.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and usually when that happens, it's an emergency. Yeah. Right? Like, I can't make something.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I gotta bail.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Or I feel sick, or I got dizzy and I hit my head on the toilet again.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, something like that. And he goes, hey, guy, have you seen Enora? And I go, no, I haven't quite gotten to it. He goes, I'm halfway through it? Don't like it.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  I'm pissed. I was pissed.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he didn't like it.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  It's a two hour, 20 minute movie. It's too.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  That's not that long.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's not a, this isn't like a murder mystery. It's not like a fucking drama. It's a long winded story about a girl who gets taken advantage of. It's, fuck, I couldn't do it.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's, I heard it's like, um, Pretty Woman.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  Pretty Woman was such a good fucking.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  That's a great movie, but is it the same premise of a Pretty Woman?

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  In, in, in a new age sense, I guess.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we love that old story.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but there's no gear. This kid isn't gear.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's the kid?

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Gear.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, look at that twink.

• 9:09Andrew Santino?

  Who, who, who was the woman in Pretty Woman?

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  Jul- Jul- Juliana Roberts.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right?

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  Rudy, Rudy Juliana Roberts?

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Julia Roberts.

• 9:20Andrew Santino?

  Julia Roberts?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  And Richard Gere.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  You got what I said.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  But you, but.

• 9:23Bobby Lee?

  I said it weird and you got what I said. You gotta moved on.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  That's how we do it.

• 9:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:26Andrew Santino?

  Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. Come on, man. These are, these are like.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  I call him Richard Garry.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Richard J- Richard Jarry.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  That was a good movie. Jason Alexander, was it? Remember?

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't, oh, yeah.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Classic.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't do this. It just was too long. It was sad.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  She shows, she shows, she gets, they're having sex in this movie no less than 20 times. But you can't jerk off because it's sad.

• 9:51Bobby Lee?

  It's sad sex?

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  It's sad. Well, no, the whole movie's sad.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  But is it sad sex?

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  No, some of it's fun.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, then, good. You can jerk off.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  I guess. She, she gets naked in it a dozen times.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  I mean, at least a dozen.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I can't watch it.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  They got the Oscar.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  They did?

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  They got an, she got an Oscar for it.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  But so, um.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  You didn't like it, did you?

• 10:10Speaker 04

  I liked it, but I am on the minority.

• 10:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I hate you, dude.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Also.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Bad taste in film.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Jaime Garcia, you know, the guy that's on my other one?

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  He goes, hey, bro, it's a good movie. I, I, he literally thought it was a good movie.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Look, a lot of people liked it.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Is it simple? Because you and I are sophisticated.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  We, you and I are Siskel and Ebert in the future.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, baby.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we, we do triple thumbs.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  Triple thumbs up.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and toes. Up or down.

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what I did. What did you like about it then?

• 10:38Speaker 04

  I think the world was so vivid that he was able to picture.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  The world is vivid. Oh my god.

• 10:43Andrew Santino?

  See what I mean?

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Put a Korean skin in the back, you can make anything vivid.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  He's vivid.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I could put fucking spaceships in the background.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  Like, it was very real. Like, it's a world that I don't know anything about.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Some movies are real. Have you ever seen fucking American Beauty, dude?

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Beautiful movie and real.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  You ever seen American Gangster?

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Real. Anything American.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  Anything, everything American. American Pie.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  American Graffiti.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  Real.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  American Graffiti.

• 11:05Speaker 04

  American Enora.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Amer-

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  It's not what it's called.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  That's not what it's called, buddy. Here's, here was my thing with it. I understand what you're saying. The world, yeah, it was real because they took real people. But that's shown in a lot of the acting.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 11:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It's like, I don't, why don't, I don't want to watch people off the street act that can't act. There's like, you have like actor actors, then you have regular people and then they're like, isn't this great? And it's like, I don't, I don't know. Just hire someone that's, I don't know.

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of movies-

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Lot of movies-

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  That people have seen that said, tell me to watch it.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  And I've never seen it. I just don't feel right.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  I don't feel right.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Like, I've never seen, I swear to god, I bought it, Bro Back Bon Mountain. What? That's such a lie. I swear, I've never seen Bro Back Mountain. I swear to god. Ang Lee, it's so good. I know, I know it's good. I just haven't, have you gone, seen it? I haven't gotten around to it.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  I, I actually have not seen it.

• 11:53Speaker 04

  Better than that witch, uh-

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up, Andres. You don't even know how to speak English.

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  Shut up, dude.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  That's not a sentence.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Gotta take away your fucking green card.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out of here, dude.

• 12:14Andrew Santino?

  Fuck out of my country, man.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Here's another one, La La Land, I've never seen.

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  I didn't see that either, but I did-

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I'm saying, you and I-

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know I wasn't gonna see that.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but why can't we? It's good, I heard.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  I don't like, I don't like musicals.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, kinda, you don't even wanna get, I, we talked about this before, you don't wanna get me started.

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  I don't like musicals.

• 12:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  I just can't do it.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something about Greece?

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  As a minority, this is minority talk.

• 12:38Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  It freaks me out.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  That there was-

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  When white people do gibberish.

• 12:44Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Give you an example.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm a kid in the theaters, saw it in the seventies or whatever.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Right? Sitting with all my kids, friends, right? Look at them. Right at the last song. We go together like chama la ma la ma, give me anything. Once I ran out of theater. It's, it's fucking speaking of tons, it's devil worship. What are you doing, dude? Chama la ma dinga, chama na chinkie dong. I don't like it, the way you talk normally.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what you're doing.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  You do gibber jabber.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  You do gibber jabber fucking white shit, dude. I don't like it.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  We was kabala betha wataso bo.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  Chama la ma la ma la ma na binga da.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:22Andrew Santino?

  I agree, because it does come from some weird place.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  And no one's that happy!

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  No one's that happy.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  You're happy?

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Everyone!

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  No one's that happy.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  No black people?

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why they're so happy. Alright.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  That's good. But my point is, okay, so, um, I've talked about this before, but, um-

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  This is Jersey, baby!

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  Where is this supposed to take place again? Where is Greece supposed to take place?

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where is it?

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  That's actually, oh, what do I mean? They, don't they race in the Los Angeles aqueduct? Aren't they in the LA aqueduct at some point in that movie? Setting Rydell High School in Los Angeles. Right, because they go into the LA River.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  What part, this got, what, what?

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  The car race.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  Is this Malibu? Like, there's no black minorities? Not a single Mexican?

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not one Mexican in the movie.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  LA, LA, dude.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  That's supposed to be, that's right.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  You got raised from, you got raised from my girl Sandy D.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  But there's a scene in it, I've talked about this before, but might be we're not bad friends, but it's something that I need to, you probably won't catch it.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Sitting there, again, before they got-

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Before all the gibberish?

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm watching it, right?

• 14:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  And there's the famous, uh, sleepover scene with the pink ladies.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Pink ladies?

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  You remember?

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Right. And one of the girls goes, "This is my boyfriend, you know what I mean? Doing this, this is my boyfriend doing this." And then she goes, "This is my boyfriend in Korea."

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  And they go, "Ooh, you're dating a Korean?" And she goes, "No, silly, he's in the Marines."

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm watching that as a kid, I'm like, "Fuck this."

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Fuck this shit, man. What is this shit, dude? That's the most racist thing.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  Show me that scene.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Long maybe. Maybe I exaggerated in my mind, because I think I did look it up. It's not that bad. But, you know, I mean, it's something like that.

• 15:14Andrew Santino?

  But it sounds like that.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  To me, it sounded like that. And I remember the kids looking at me like, "Yeah, we're disgusting. No one wants to date us."

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm on the same page, because it, the men in redheaded film, always bad. The women, Lucille Ball, phenomenal, a queen. You know what I mean?

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  But sexy.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Sexy.

• 15:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, Wim, Ila Fisher, all these redheaded women in television and film, they're praised. The men are always nerd, dork, squimp.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  What about Gleason's son, the guy that was in Star Wars? What's his name?

• 15:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  What's his name?

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Gleason's last name?

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  You mean Brendan Gleason?

• 15:48Speaker 04

  No.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  No, his son.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but we don't even know. You don't-

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's famous. Yeah, he's very talented. And he did, he did a love movie too, where he was a romance. What was that called?

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  He's not famous enough for it to be a thing.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's so famous. What are you talking about?

• 16:02Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not. You didn't even know his fucking name.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  Last name Gleason.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because of his dad.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  My point is, we've never had male redhead, uh, heroic representation. Ever. It's always a bit. There's the redhead, there's pizza face.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  Redhead movie stars. Look, they're all fucking women. Jessica Chastain, Isla Fisher, Bryce Dallas Howard.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  What I would do with her.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, though. Not one guy. Carol Burnett. All these are heroes.

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  Did you put sexy ma- uh, just in general, redheaded actors?

• 16:33Andrew Santino?

  Says movie stars, redhead movie stars.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. Let me, let's go down the line. There's gotta be one guy.

• 16:38Andrew Santino?

  Proof is in the pudding, dude.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're right.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  Alison Hannigan, Rita Hayworth.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  You guys are ugly.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. Thank you.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Ellie Kemper, Molly Ringwald. Look at, these people, by the way, these are all beloved, beloved characters. Not one of these is a fucking guy.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  But in Grease, if they would have said that, redhead-

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  The greatest proof I've ever had in my entire-

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  That you did, it's a good point.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  In Grease, what?

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  In the movie Grease, right? Still, they used the Korean thing. They would never use redheaded.

• 17:04Andrew Santino?

  No, no, in Grease, they would have gone, "You're with a redhead?" They'd go, "Ew!" And they'd go, "Don't tell anyone, please."

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  "I just wanna fuck him for a week," and then dump him by the Atlantic River when we do Grease Lightning.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  Fucking no.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  No, okay, I get it. Yeah. You know what, dude? That's why I think you and I bond. We feel we were oppressed.

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  We were very oppressed.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  The oppression was real.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  But I want to say this, and I've seen this many times, and you can't disagree. Many shows we've done together on the road, I sometimes go out in the audience and watch you.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  You always go out in the audience because you want to see if I'm gonna do bad.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  That's not what it is. That's insane, dude.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Carlos knows. Carlos just winked at that.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  No, he doesn't know that. That's not true. And take that back. Take that back right now.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  You do this thing.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  You do, do, do, what you're doing, what he's doing. Yeah, what's going on?

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  You do this thing that Trump does.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 18:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's good. You do it. You do it really well, though.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Tell me like, uh, tell me like, uh...

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  I think I know what you're talking about.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Say you like, you hate cheesecake. Be like, I don't, I hate cheesecake.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't like cheesecake.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  No, just say it like you. Say it like you.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  I don't like cheesecake.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  That's because you've never had the best cheesecake. You don't know about cheesecake. People like you. You do that. Where like, immediately the opposite side, you just...

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Give me one example when I did that.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  You just did it.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Tell me. Give me, go back. Go to the wind.

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  You go out there to see if I do bad. You go, I've never, I've never ever done that. I would never...

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wouldn't.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  You go out there and you go like this. You go, do bad.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Every time I go out there, though, there's always a hot woman that will either get up from the stair, chair, and walk up to me, and they'll always say, "Yeah, your boy's hot."

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  Is it woman by birth?

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  Is it woman by birth?

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  No, they're really traditional women.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Traditional.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  From the Christian sense.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  They cook and they clean?

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the Christian sense, that they are beautiful women.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  And they, I've probably 30 or 40 times in my life, they've said, "Your boy is hot."

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  And you've never gotten that from me, so fuck off.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  Name me one example when a girl goes, "I think your boy's hot."

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, girl. Well, no, okay, yeah, then.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  We have a lot of guys that like you, though. The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  I can tell by my Facebook. I'm on a Facebook, you know what I mean, um, dating thing. You know, Facebook is a dating thing?

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  No, I have no idea.

• 19:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:24Speaker 04

  For old people?

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's for old people. But it's like, there's also dating, and it's also friends. So when I click on who wants to be my friend, it's 2,000 just buff, tattooed, fucking dudes going, "I want to be your friend."

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  What's it called? Facebook date, huh? Dating Facebook?

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a real thing.

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  But you're celibate now.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  No more.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  No more.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  No more dating, nothing.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Nothing, I'm celibate.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  I would love to see a financial breakdown of you when you're dating and when you're not dating, how much money you spend on a dating month versus a non-dating month.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, I spent like $500 at Spearmint Rhino last night.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  You said 200.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  I gotta dance to it.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

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• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  You want a cool flavor in your mouth?

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  With a little bit of nicotine?

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  To ease your day?

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:19Bobby Lee?

  Right? We have flavors like citrus ice, berry lemon ice, spearmint, wintergreen. They're all good.

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

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• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I like crisp in general.

• 20:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're a big crisp guy.

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:31Andrew Santino?

  And strawberry watermelon ice.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

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• 20:47Andrew Santino?

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• 21:14Bobby Lee?

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• 21:24Andrew Santino?

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• 21:41Bobby Lee?

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• 21:50Andrew Santino?

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• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  What is Zocdoc?

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

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• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, we're talking about booking in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty, from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care, and more.

• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  Yep, we're old.

• 22:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  We're getting older, and you gotta get a doctor.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  You gotta.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  And when I moved into a new neighborhood, I didn't want to go back to my old doctor because I didn't want to drive over there. And also, he was a little creepy, if I'm being honest. I wanted someone new, and better, and younger, and smarter, and I found it, thanks to Zocdoc. You can filter for doctors who take your insurance, are located nearby, and are a good fit for any medical need you may have. You got a clubbed foot like Bobby?

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Two club feet.

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  You have two club feet, double club, go out to the club. And they're highly rated by verified patients, by the way. You can see that, that is probably the most helpful thing. You see someone, a real human going, "This is what experience I had," and I liked it very much. Go to him or her.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  And appointments made through Zocdoc, guys, also happens fast. Typically, within just 24 to 72 hours of booking. You can even score same-day appointments.

• 23:03Andrew Santino?

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• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  That's z-o-c-d-o-c dot com slash bad friends. Zocdoc dot com slash bad friends.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

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• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  You know, guys, I, you know, as a kid, I went through massive amounts of trauma. And without my therapy through Talkspace, I wouldn't have been able to work them out like EMDR, and literally talking to somebody about it. And it really lifts all that weight from your body.

• 23:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the best part about therapy. It can be costly, but Talkspace is changing that game. It's affordable and in-network with most insurance providers, and most insured members have a $0 copay. Look, it gets expensive. I go to physical therapy every single week, and mental therapy is also something I take very serious. And Talkspace is the leading, they're the leading virtual therapy provider. It makes getting the help that you need easy, accessible, and affordable. And we've talked about it before, you can do it from anywhere. Your car, your house, Bobby loves his bathtub, a rooftop.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  A bathtub, for sure, yeah.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  Anywhere. Wherever you are, whenever you are, you should talk to someone about whatever you've got going on.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  And Talkspace therapy and psychiatry are covered by many insurance plans and employers. Most insured members have a $0 copay.

• 24:16Andrew Santino?

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• 24:23Bobby Lee?

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• 24:30Andrew Santino?

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• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  That's talkspace.com/badfriends promo code SPACE80. You gotta get a dance.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  Do you like the dances? What do you say when they're dancing?

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm so funny. I make everyone laugh so hard.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  You're cracking jokes?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  You're doing material?

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I go, like, one girl was...

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh, hot dog!

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, don't do that. This girl was, like, looking up at the ceiling.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Is there a ghost? Is that your grandfather? Right? And she goes, "What are you talking about? You keep looking up there. You know what I mean? You're communicating with your fucking family?"

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  While she's riding?

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, "No, silly." You know what I mean? I make people laugh.

• 25:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, that, I mean, then it's more endearing.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  And I always go, upfront, I always go, "You know what? I'm gonna give you a tip." She goes, "I haven't even done anything." I know, but I'm gonna let you know that I am.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  Give her a tip.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  So you can go extra.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Just in terms of gyrating and stuff.

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, more gyrations.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like gyrations. But anyway, um, yeah, you know, I'm going through a phase right now. I think that, oh, so, a couple of things. So I went and saw Bong.

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. Let's talk about that photo you sent me.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  What photo?

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  You never looked that happy with me. You with Bong Joon-ho.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Are you...

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  That's the happiest thing I've ever seen.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  Are you an Academy Award-winning director?

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  What? Now you sound like him.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  I know. That's how that feels.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is? Bong makes you nervous, huh?

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  He made me nervous.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's incredible.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  But there's, so there was, um...

• 26:06Andrew Santino?

  Do you have the photo? Bring up that photo of him and Bong Joon-ho.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but can I tell you the embarrassing thing that happened? And I left early.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  I know, you called me.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Did I tell you what happened?

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  You called me on the phone and I was like, "You should just go back."

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  No, so I'm sitting there, so I'm with, you know, Scoot and Sosie.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're a Sosie Bacon.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and Scoot, you know, he was in, um, I forgot Scoot's last name. He was in, um, A Complete Unknown, Woody Guthrie. He played Woody Guthrie.

• 26:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Scoot's so talented, right? So Scoot and, uh, I, so I'm standing there with Bong. Let me, I'm gonna get to a story. And then I take a photo with Bong, I meet his son, everyone's super nice to me. And one of his producers, producers like, maybe we'll use him in something, something like this. He's, I don't know, it's never gonna, never gonna happen. But, uh, anyway. So then now Scoot gets in, and so me and, so me and fucking Sosie back up. So we're just talking amongst, are you listening?

• 26:56Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  You already told me the story.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so I'm telling you the story. So we're sitting, talking, and then this director comes up. I'm gonna tell you who it is.

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, she told me who was the director. I didn't even know who he was. So he walks up and he goes, and I forgot what it was, but he goes, I love you in Dilithium, or something like that, to me. I go, oh, thank you.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  You were good in Dilithium.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, so then he goes, my daughter especially likes your performance in that. You know, you're really good. And I go, oh, yeah, good. And so I lean up and grab a taco from like somebody with a tray. And then Sosie goes, what are you getting so nervous about? I'm like, nothing. The director's still there. And she goes, was it live action or animation? I go, live action. And then the guy goes, no, it was animation. He goes, you weren't in that, were you? And I, and I go, no. And then he goes, why'd you lie? I go, I didn't know what else to do. He leaves, Sosie's red as a-

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  You didn't do anything wrong.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I did. I wasn't in Dilithium or whatever.

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you were in Dilithium.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  I could've just said, you're mistaken. I was, right? But like, why did I say yes?

• 28:04Andrew Santino?

  Because you were in Dilithium.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  He doesn't remember.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, anyway, and then it was so awkward, me and Sosie. And I, and I got mad at her. I'm like, if you hadn't asked-

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  If it was live action or animation, right?

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  Let it go.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  I grabbed to get a taco from the thing. That was your out. She's, I didn't read it. I go, yeah, you should've.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  You should've.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  You fucked me.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  But also, who asked if it was live action or animation? Who gives a shit? She buried you.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Because she was nervous too.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Because she knew that you weren't in Dilithium. That's why. She knew your credits. She goes, Bobby wasn't-

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  I wonder what was called. I, maybe I'll text her, but, um, anyway, so I'm-

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  This is more-

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so this-

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  This is more remarkable.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  This is more remarkable. Okay, okay, can I tell?

• 28:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  So, so you know these.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  God, dude.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  It's all simpic.

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's simpic. It's not vomit.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it's just pure.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  I know, but it's PTSD.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  It's vomit air. Yeah.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm skipping.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying is, is that.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Give me the chills.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  So these, sometimes I get invited to fancy Asian events.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Mafia shit.

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  Like this.

• 29:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  This is mafia shit.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  So I'm walking to this event, this Korean guy. Nice, super nice.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  Such a sweet guy.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  He comes to me, goes, dude, you're a legend. That's what he says to me. Ah, shucks, come on.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  Shucks.

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  That's what I say, you know?

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Shucks.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  You know? He goes, actually, I went to high school with your boy Andrew. I go, oh, yeah? Like, but like, not in the same class? He goes, no, same class.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  No, same class.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I go, oh, cool. And he goes, I don't know if he knows me.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck? Of course I know him.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I, he's, that's what he said. He goes, I don't know if he remembers me.

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  Remembers me, yeah, maybe that.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  But we, I go, well, how close were you? He goes, um, we were on the same basketball.

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  We played basketball together?

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Doug, Doug.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  Doug, Doug, right?

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Doug, shuck.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I go, well, has Andrew reached out to you since you've been? He goes, nah.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  No, and what, then did you say, have you reached out to him? And what did he say?

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  You're in the position of power. You should reach out.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  First of all, he's a very powerful producer in Hollywood. You told him yourself.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  He just, he just turned powerful.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay. You're not getting what I'm saying, dude.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  See, this.

• 30:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, this is not Trump. This is not Trump.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you don't understand. What you don't understand.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Just because you.

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  You could control, you could reach out to Doug Suck. You should be reaching out. Why aren't you reaching to Doug?

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Is it because he's Asian?

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you guys this, though, right? Are there positions of power? Like, for instance, when, at the event, Bong walked up to me. I didn't walk up to Bong.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hot shot, fancy Bobby.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm just saying.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  Bong walks up to me.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  That's not how I said it. I waved.

• 30:46Andrew Santino?

  People walk up to me. I don't walk up to people. Dude, it's so good.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  I swear to fucking god.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  It's working. It's working. You, you are.

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 30:55Andrew Santino?

  You do Trumpian shit.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  So he go, you're just deflecting.

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  They work up, they walk up to me.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Because of how poorly you treated this man.

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  No, this is a lie. He literally called me and Bobby goes.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  How.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  I asked him, have you talked to Andrew? He goes, no. And he goes, I haven't really reached out. He probably doesn't even know I'm out here. That's literally what he said.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  But then, don't get mad about this next part. Please don't get mad about this.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  And I don't want this to be cut out, Andreas. Because, you know, sometimes the truth must be told.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, tell the truth.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  She goes, "Oh, what is he doing there?" I go, "He's, I think he produced Menori." The Steven Yeun movie. And, and he, this guy goes, "Interesting."

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  As if to go, "Maybe I didn't, I should have reached out earlier."

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Is that what I said?

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Is this, I'm not done.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  This is really good of you lying.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm really not done.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  I, I go, "He produced Menori?" And then you go, "I, I don't know, man. I had to fucking look it up. I don't fucking know." So then I looked it up going, "He did? That's wild."

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when he did, he went, "Hmm, maybe..." The tone was this, "Maybe I fucked this up."

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  No. No, first of all, the tone-

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  I wanna be in-

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Bad lie. Bad lie.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  I wanna be in-

• 32:02Speaker 04

  Maybe he reached out now.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. "May, maybe he reached out now." Shut the fuck up.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up, dude.

• 32:09Andrew Santino?

  Shut the fuck up. No, you know what I thought?

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  I thought, "That's interesting that he produced Menori."

• 32:15Andrew Santino?

  I wanted to look it up. Do you hear it, though? No, my point is- Am I wrong? You are wrong. My point is, I didn't know he was a producer.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  He comes to the town, been here for years, no connection, right?

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, we weren't, we weren't friends.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  How are you not friends with somebody you're on a basketball team with?

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  My high school had 3,000 people. What the fuck?

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  There's 3,000 people on a basketball team? What kind of basketball is this?

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  We played on the team, we played on the school. Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with?

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  There's 400 center forwards.

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with?

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  There's 400 center forwards, fucking 1,000 guards.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  You're the worst gaslighter of all time. Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with?

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  We also happen to have 150 coaches.

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with? Are you friends with anybody?

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  All of them. Tony Matusi.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Call him. Call him right now.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:58Andrew Santino?

  Call Tony.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Art Kimball.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  Call him.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  I, I know the name.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  I dare you to call one of them.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  And if Art Kimball lived in LA, I'd know it.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  Call one of them.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  And if Art Kimball fucking produced Yellowstone, I'd be in that shit.

• 33:07Andrew Santino?

  Call him.

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  All right, you fucker.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Call him.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I would be the yellow in the stone.

• 33:11Andrew Santino?

  You're a gaslighting fucking liar.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  You're a fucking liar, dude.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  You're not friends with anybody you grew up with. You're not even friends with anybody?

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  And you're not even fucking real.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  You're not even a good friend now.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's move on.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Art Kimball was a wrestler from Poway High School, competed in that 191, wait, pound class, fifth round.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, thank you.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, no.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  How do I not know? Tony Matusi. Look up Tony Matusi.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  What's his phone number?

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Bring in his phone number. I wanna see the last time you texted with him.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't need to text him. He lives in my house.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  In a spare room. Anyway.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  You're like, you're friends with everyone you went to school with? That's insane. That's insane.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  But I know.

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  I know who he was too. I said I knew him.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  And if, I'm... Listen.

• 33:50Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, fuck you. You don't get to do that. You don't get to do that to me.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Let's calm ourselves for a second. I want to be the voice of reason.

• 33:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and I want to calm this level down.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do it.

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  No, see, I need your attitude to be different.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  See, that, that.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  I'll do what I want, bitch.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Do the Chicago thing. You know what I mean? The streets thing. See, what I want to say is, stop, calm down. I'm from the suburbs.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  How come you didn't connect with this guy from high school, from 25 years ago? We don't fucking know each other. We didn't, we didn't fucking, I don't know anybody who went to high school with. I know three people from high school.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Because you weren't friends with certain kinds of people in high school.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  That's true. That's true.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Let me, can I ask you another question?

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Without anger.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  I kept it right for, I kept it, uh, sorry, white, right.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  How many Koreans were at your school in high school?

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  I don't even fucking know.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  A pretty, a good amount.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  You didn't know.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  There were more black, there were more black and Indian.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  You didn't know because you didn't like them.

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, I definitely...

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  There are 62,000 Koreans in Chicago. That's nothing. He would have never known.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  62 grand is nothing.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  That's right. It's like an anomaly. So if there was a unicorn on my fucking wrestling team, I would know the unicorn. Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, dude. If there was a unicorn, I would know it.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  I know the one unicorn. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  I used to be friends with unicorns. They're the greatest of corns.

• 35:04Bobby Lee?

  So if there was, if you have one Korean on your fucking basketball, how many Koreans play basketball?

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Almost none.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  It's like having Doc play fucking batmitten. You know what I mean? I would know if Doc played batmitten.

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  If you also played with him, yeah.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. That's my point. Is the one Korean of all of Illinois played basketball, you would put that ingrained in your mind.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  He's not even Korean. That's the worst part about it.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  He is Korean.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  No, he's not.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  What is he?

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  He's half.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, the other half.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  What's the other half?

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  God knows.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  And that's why you don't know him. I get it.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Doug, if you're listening?

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  He's not.

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes.

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  He's producing Minori too.

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Anyway. Doug, good to meet you, and maybe we can do some work together.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Doug, how come you didn't reach out to me, buddy? You come to my fucking city, you don't reach out to me?

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. It's power dynamics, but we, let's move on.

• 35:54Andrew Santino?

  What's power dynamics?

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, gosh.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  You keep saying that.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what.

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  That's something you take pride in. You really like power.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  I love it. I love what you're doing, dude. Oh, this is this kind of episode. We haven't done one of these in a while.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  This is what you do, though.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  You love.

• 36:10Bobby Lee?

  If I have to teach you things, I must teach you things.

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  About power dynamics. I was in Dallas a week ago, remember?

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Right. I went to a 12-step meeting. It's a local, you know? Afterwards, you know, people smoke outside, right? And I go, hey, you guys want a fellowship? That's what we do. So we all went to a Denny's. Me and these local AA people.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  Was there nothing else open?

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there wasn't. It was late, right? And then I got the bill. And they were all like, hey, dude, there's eight of us. I go, I know power dynamics. And we don't know that. I go, yeah, it's like, I had to give them this example.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  It's like when you take eight other addicts to a Denny's after.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 36:51Andrew Santino?

  Being at AA and you're the richest one.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Can you just listen to my point?

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  That's what it is.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  So if I go out to eat with David Spade, I have never paid.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  It's just the power dynamics of the situation.

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  See, that that's foolish.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  It's not foolish.

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  I pay with I pay with Spade.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, every time I offer, he says no.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  I just get the I just hand her my card before he get before he can.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  OK, well, that's you're ruining the power dynamics up.

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  No, you're.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  So you don't understand.

• 37:15Andrew Santino?

  I believe in equal pay. I believe in equal pay.

• 37:18Bobby Lee?

  Or really, so hey, hey.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Equal pay.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you believe in equal pay?

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  Equal pay.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  All right, so if I'm gonna do it too.

• 37:24Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, so, um, well, OK, well, Mccone, after this, let's go to Mastro's and you pay for the bill.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  He can now. He can afford it.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't.

• 37:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  You just would you be able to afford $500 to pay for all three of us?

• 37:39Speaker 04

  I could. It would it would be a damp.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  A damp, but you would be there would be a thing in your mind, why am I paying? Exactly.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  But you have to learn.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not about learning, dude.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  No, that's how life is.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  You have to learn.

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  You have to pay.

• 37:48Speaker 04

  It would force me to work harder and become a better person.

• 37:53Bobby Lee?

  And that's why he's

• 37:54Andrew Santino?

  And that's the America I love. Work harder.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Work harder. Okay. So, listen, alright, you're his boy for life, and I get it. Okay? I get it.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on now, because I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, we went from Grease

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  You mean to Doug.

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  To Power Dynamics.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  We went to Grease to Doug, and it was too much. So, let's go back to musicals.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 38:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we don't like it. There's some movies, and there's some movies that I have not seen that were classics.

• 38:23Andrew Santino?

  That are musicals?

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  No, in general, like Eyes Wide Shut, I've never seen it.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  What? Well, that's a little strange.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  It's a good.

• 38:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, how come you've not seen that?

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen it.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  That's a good movie.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  I just don't like masks at parties.

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what, no.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, the Covid mask, yeah, I don't wanna get sick.

• 38:40Speaker 05

  And your eyes are wide shut.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay. No. That joke really hit me at home.

• 38:50Andrew Santino?

  It hit.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Because it was good.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  It worked.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  It did work.

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  The kid's got some zingers.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  He got some zingers. But it was real brutal.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  It was. Well, hit him back with, hit him back with something.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  I won't, because that's not who I am. That's not who I am. What?

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  Power Dynamics.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  Power Dynamics.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  You don't punch down.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't punch down.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  You only punch up.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  But that was very funny. Eyes wide shut.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 39:11Andrew Santino?

  Fancy's looking good, by the way.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  He looks, not the hair.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  The hair does look good.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  The hair looks good.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  I think it does look good. And, and also

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Yasuaid.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Yasuaid.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yasuaid what?

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  Yasuaid for me to be the hottest man on the show.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  But, you know, we know the genetics. And so

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  Espan.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you can do whatever you want. You know what I mean, put botox, fill your head up.

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  So, you don't think he's a handsome guy at all? No matter what he does?

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  He's sort of like a UN kind of a look.

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  You do look political right now.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, like, you know, somebody that, not even the head guy around the circle of-

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  No, he's at the embassy.

• 39:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, some embassy, but he's like the fifth row of a guy taking notes, like, you're not a leader.

• 39:56Speaker 05

  Right.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, but you're involved. You know what I mean, you probably make about ninety thousand a year internationally.

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  Counselor?

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  Counselor, yeah, that's like a counselor.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  Counselor, today, they have to submit this parking ticket for, yeah, he does a lot of paper pushing.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Hey, they found this mummy with gold. Look up-

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  We gotta talk about Giza too, about the Giza.

• 40:17Andrew Santino?

  About Gaza, yeah.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  No, Giza.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  The Giza Pyramid.

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the Giza Pyramid.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what happened, right?

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  No, what happened?

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, you don't know what happened?

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  What happened in Giza?

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Do you guys know what happened?

• 40:28Speaker 05

  No.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Are you fucking out of your minds, dude?

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  Google it. What happened in Giza?

• 40:34Speaker 05

  The pyramids.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  Did they fall?

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  But they found-

• 40:38Speaker 05

  Oh, the under-

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the under. The under, this-

• 40:43Speaker 05

  Okay, I don't know if it's fucking true.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  It is true.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  What is this, a vast underground city was found below Egypt's Giza Pyramid?

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Look at the pillars.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  Surprise, surprise.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Look at the pillars, though.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  Do they look like nine eleven?

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  No, look at the pillars, dude.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  Twin Towers?

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what they discovered, but, so, zoom into that photo. There is two mile long, these fucking tubes that go down, with these spiral staircases that go down, into other compartments two miles down.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Two miles?

• 41:11Bobby Lee?

  Two miles down, dude.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  Google that, two mile, go to the article so I can read it.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  It's in kilometers, I don't know the-

• 41:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, two kilometers, okay.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many miles down is it?

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay, speculating an entire city buried under the great pyramids of Giza.

• 41:24Speaker 05

  Speculating.

• 41:25Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay-

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  A team of Italian and Scottish scientists, I'm out.

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Okay, zoom back up to that-

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  There has to be a city underneath the Giza, I mean, come on.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  No, that's very funny.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  The Italians?

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  You're very good at accents. So this is what they discovered.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  What is that?

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  And it's a, it's, they, they have technology where they have, you know, um, infrared technology where they can scan things. And this is what they're scanning. The technology is legit.

• 41:50Andrew Santino?

  Go to the article, please.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Just so we can see this. This is incredible. If this is real, this is wild.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  An Italian, a Scottish scientist have unveiled the shocking results of the research about the pyramids of Giza in Egypt. Forty-five hundred year old one of the world team claims that there's an entire city buried underneath the pyramids. An entire city.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  Experimental research, the Carafe project. Uh, and let's see here, 3D images go down a little bit. You can see, wow, how they built stairs around the pillars, huh?

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  3D model was created-

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  But these tubes are the most interesting part.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  Four hundred and twenty miles above the, wait, the team relied on two satellites, four hundred and twenty miles in outer space to come down. Go down, I want to see how far down they go underground.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Who did that thing?

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  Sixty-five hundred feet across. They, they go down approximately twenty-one hundred feet.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  How much is that?

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-one hundred feet is just under like a half a mile.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I was wrong.

• 42:47Andrew Santino?

  Fif, you know-

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Half a miles long.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's a, half a mile is so long.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's so long.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  That's so fucking deep.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so-

• 42:53Andrew Santino?

  Two thousand feet underground is insane.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  Right. And then below that though, are these other buildings?

• 42:59Andrew Santino?

  Doctor Zihai Hawas, a prominent archaeologist-

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  He's my favorite doctor, by the way.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're not gonna like him after this. Former minister of antiqu, uh, antiquities called out the research, said it was completely wrong and, and was fake news. He accused the research-

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like him.

• 43:10Andrew Santino?

  And its methodology.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  He said it's not correct.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  One guy.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  I mean, Rogan talks about it and he's usually right.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  Is he?

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Professor Lawrence Connors, a professional geo, uh, geophysical archaeologist and ground penetrating radar expert dismissed the theory of vast city under the pyramids as just a huge exaggeration.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  So a lot of these guys are saying, no, no.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  But however, I believe you. So if you tell me it's there, I believe it's there.

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I've been doing a lot of researching on my own time.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  You, you are?

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, um, via through the internet.

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  Right, via the internet.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, via the internet. And I've come to a conclusion, I, I believe that it's, um, half correct at least.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  Would you ever live in an underground city?

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  I have dreams about it.

• 43:55Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 43:56Andrew Santino?

  I think about it all the time.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I have dreams about it.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  Like, didn't the way that Goonies found that waterfall and they go, I wanted that so bad.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Me, too. What would you have down there?

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, me, too.

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  So, collection of so many fun things.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  What, so I would?

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  Just a wall of dildos to use whenever you need them, huh?

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Nah, it's like.

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  That's not it?

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  What I would do is, if I had a city, I would have one area where it would look like outside.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  So, basi-

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  It would look like above ground, you mean?

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Above ground, like, so I would have, like, panels, right? Like, you know, IMAX.

• 44:27Andrew Santino?

  Tricking people into thinking they're up-

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  Thinking that it's outside, because I'm gonna have dogs down there. Right? So, I'll have my dogs down-

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  Can they survive?

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's gonna be vast.

• 44:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  And a grea- gra- grass.

• 44:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're gonna have grass underground?

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:40Andrew Santino?

  How do you grow it?

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  Um, there's soil down there.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  What about light, sunlight?

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Aluminum. UV.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  Aluminum lesson.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what I meant.

• 44:48Andrew Santino?

  Aluminum lesson.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And, um-

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  It's a great band.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 44:52Andrew Santino?

  With the aluminum lessons.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's very dark, Gothic.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  Very Gothic.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what I also- Bring me the light. Yeah, I would also have, um,

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  like, a steam room situation.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 45:06Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 45:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:08Andrew Santino?

  Can I ask you, why are we doing this underground? It could be above ground. All this stuff could be above ground.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  Because in my fantasies, I did something wrong.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, okay.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did something wrong on Earth.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  You're a man on the run.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Right, I'm a man on the run, but I have billions of dollars in my fantasy.

• 45:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  So, I build this underground ci- ci- city, much like Lex- Lex Luthor in the original Superman movie.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

  How do you get people down there? How do you convince people to go down there?

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  No one goes down there. I'm down there. I have dogs down there.

• 45:30Andrew Santino?

  You're alone.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a llama, a dog, you know what I mean, other things.

• 45:34Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do about love and sex and relationships?

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's the same as now. Nothing.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  With the dogs?

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  Just the dogs.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  And the llama.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  Do you talk to the dogs?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  You have full conversations with them?

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I've done that.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  I talk to my dog in the morning.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  No, just, I go, uh, like, "How are you?"

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  See, I ask her philosophical questions.

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  Like what? "I'm your dog. Hoo, hoo." Um, that's not a dog.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  No, no, that's my dog.

• 46:01Andrew Santino?

  "Oh, hey, Cubs." Hey. What do you think? Do you think that the polar ice caps are actually melting at like a surprise? Right, yeah. Oh, you want food?

• 46:16Bobby Lee?

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• 46:18Andrew Santino?

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• 46:23Andrew Santino?

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• 46:24Bobby Lee?

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• 46:25Andrew Santino?

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• 46:45Bobby Lee?

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• 46:57Andrew Santino?

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• 47:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

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• 47:21Bobby Lee?

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• 47:30Andrew Santino?

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• 47:31Bobby Lee?

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• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we do.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  And we use Shopify, and it's made our lives so much simpler.

• 47:38Andrew Santino?

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• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:39Andrew Santino?

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• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  With the not-so-secret secret with Shop Pay that boosts conversions up to 50%.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, that means way less carts go abandoned and way more sales going up, up, up, up, up, up, up. So, look, no matter what you're selling online, uh, whatever it is, Shopify is there to grow your business along the way because, uh, businesses that want to grow, grow with Shopify. We've been using them for a while, and thank you to Shopify for all the help and support that they have. No matter how big or small your business is, they got your back. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout that Allbirds and Rothy's uses.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:15Andrew Santino?

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• 48:17Bobby Lee?

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• 48:26Bobby Lee?

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• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean-

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  What's your dog's trigger word?

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  They don't understand any of my words.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Stop, they don't know. No, they don't know. They don't know any of it.

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  It's funny.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  She's, my dog's insane that if I say, if I say, "Your boyfriend's coming this weekend," she knows it's my cousin. It's my cousin Luke that comes and watches sometimes. I'll go, "I think your boyfriend's gonna be here this weekend." She'll be dead asleep. And I'll go, "Man, I think your boyfriend might come by."

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  In fear.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't trust Luke.

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  So excited. No, he's the best.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's, oh, yeah.

• 49:49Andrew Santino?

  And she gets-

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  He's good.

• 49:50Andrew Santino?

  She sprints downstairs and stares out the window, thinking that he might be there already.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, don't do that, teaser.

• 49:55Andrew Santino?

  I, you know.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? That's fucked up.

• 49:57Andrew Santino?

  You gotta keep her on her toes.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Is somebody here?

• 50:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just taking a drink of coffee. Okay. I heard a woman's voice.

• 50:05Andrew Santino?

  Hello?

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I heard.

• 50:07Andrew Santino?

  Hello? This, this thing might be haunted, this studio.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  I think it is.

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  Cause I've been in here sometimes, working after hours, and I just feel an eerie feeling in my stomach.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  Somebody was killed here.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  But whom?

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, man.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  But it feels that way.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. It's not old enough to be haunted, I don't think.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  This building?

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-eight, built in eighty-eight.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not old enough.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  You don't think people die in the eighties?

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think hunting, hunting takes forever.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  Some ghost from nineteen eighty-nine just doing coke.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Just like, "Ooh."

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, maybe. What else do you hear late at night?

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Here or at home?

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  At home? I hear it at home.

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  My house was haunted. A hundred percent.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  This is what I do.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  I'll be sleeping.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  And I'll take my phone, put the light on, you know what I mean, the light, and zoom my room.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's, see, that's creepier to me. Cause then the, then the shadows from the nooks and the crannies of the-

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if I saw a woman like this, you know what I mean? I, I, I don't know.

• 51:15Andrew Santino?

  You're like, lady, I'm celibate. You gotta get out of here.

• 51:19Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Orbs?

• 51:20Speaker 05

  Ghost orbs.

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I've seen orbs. I've seen orbs.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, you know what? Orbs, dude? I'll tell, I'll tell you about orbs, dude. You wanna know everything about orbs? I don't know much about it, but, um, so there was a comic named Charles Fleischer.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  Do I know him?

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  He was before your time, but when I did the, in the early 2000s, he was around a lot. And he was the voice of Roger Rabbit.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I remember this guy.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  I've actually met this guy.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Fleischer, so Fleischer would be in the green room, in the main room, and he'd have his cameras out, several cameras, to fucking take photos of alien orbs or different ghostly orbs. And he would show me like, hey, Lee, look. He always called me Lee.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  Look, Lee.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Lee, look, there's orbs in here. And we always thought it was a little unsavory, cause we're about to go up.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  You're about to go on stage?

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  And the Fleischer man would do that.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  But he was really into that.

• 52:10Andrew Santino?

  Is he still around?

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he was a part of that, oh, I feel so bad about this.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he passed away? No, he's alive.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  He's alive, no.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Why the fuck did you say no?

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was a part of that group when Adam Eager took, took over. And he did that, that fucking brutal, like, you know what I mean, clean house.

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they'll spring clean in.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  And, no, but he, anyone over age of certain, it's, there's some that was like, you know what I mean, like Argus and people that, obviously.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  There were people that were-

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  We couldn't, you know what I mean?

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  Grandfathered in.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Grandfathered in, but there was a host of them where he called and said, you guys, don't call in, you're not gonna get spots.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  And it broke so many people's hearts. But I think as a, as a, you know what I mean, a booker, you have to do that.

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why people always hate bookers and producers, because they have to do all the grunt work.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  You know, like these guys, they do all the grunt work and we hate them.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  Like, you have to be our filter of no's.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  I know, we had a conversation about it.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  So can we talk about Adolescence real quick? I know you haven't seen it.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  I know, you can, but I don't want-

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Incredible.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  You loved it. One shot?

• 53:14Speaker 04

  I've seen in years.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Each episode is one shot.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  I've heard this. I heard about the rehearsal process is impressive.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  It's insane. The kid in it, my god. Incredible.

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  How old is this young man?

• 53:26Speaker 04

  Thirteen.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Thirteen, fourteen?

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Never done anything before?

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck were we doing at thirteen?

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Steven Graham's in that. I love it.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  He's incredible.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  He wrote it, right? Didn't he?

• 53:35Speaker 04

  He's a co-creator.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's incredible. Brad Pitt produces it?

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  Who's that?

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  That's the kid.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  That's Brad Pitt?

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  No, that's the kid.

• 53:42Andrew Santino?

  Uh, actor Jamie, uh, wait, wait, uh, Owen Cooper.

• 53:47Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  This kid is incredible, but-

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  He's never done anything about this? Good for him. It's nice to get to break out the gate.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  So-

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  Just like us, that's what we had.

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, each ep-

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Big breaks.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Each episode is literally one shot, and I, I don't think there's any cheats. I think it's a one shot.

• 54:03Andrew Santino?

  They do two takes, I heard.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:06Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it's one shot. They do two takes.

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Two takes a day for a week, so ten, ten shots, ten takes.

• 54:12Andrew Santino?

  Ten takes. Yeah, so two shots a day. They do two shots. Right.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  They do two episodes-

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Two takes, two takes.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Two episodes a day, and they pick the best one?

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  No, no, two takes a day.

• 54:22Speaker 04

  Of the same episode. Of the same episode.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  And they pick it?

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  They pick it?

• 54:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um-

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't do a one out. That'd be insane.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that'd be impossible.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  We could do it.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, so there's always like that one guy thirty minutes into it who has two lines?

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  If I was that guy, like hiding behind a wall, knowing I have to come around?

• 54:41Speaker 04

  You see no Koreans in that show.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  It's true, huh?

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  I would be repeating my lines. You know what I mean?

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to the hotel.

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, welcome to the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever that is.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  Back to the hotel.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Welcome back to, yeah, yeah.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  You making fun of me for doing the wrong missy?

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're doing the wrong missy thing?

• 55:00Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm not. What do you know what? I'm just throwing out a line!

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, I was throwing out a fucking line. I don't know, what, what missy thing? What are you saying? What are you talking about?

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Fucking Marcelo did that too, Hernandez, two weeks ago.

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  I love that kid.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  He's like, you been in movies? I go, oh, they're, they're, great job on Wrong Missy.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  Is that what he said?

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to the hotel. So fuck you.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  What's his problem?

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Your problem. Anyway, so-

• 55:23Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to the hotel, Mrs. Mar-

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:29Andrew Santino?

  It's enough.

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  But here's what I want people to know going, I'm not gonna tell you the premise of the thing. People basically know.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  No, we know what the premise is. I mean, it's on the.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  But, you know, when I first saw it, because I had knew nothing about it, I thought it was a whodunit.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Like a murder mystery?

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  And with that lens, it's, it doesn't work with that lens, right? But then when you look at it for what it is, it's brilliant.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  See, it's interesting because now there's a lot of murder mysteries are back now. Like the Shonda Rhimes show is very popular.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  It's like Clue meets Knives Out.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Right. Yeah.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  Or whatever.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  But dude, those things are hits. That's what we need to make. We need to make a Bad Friends whodunit.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  I'll be fun.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  That, that's what we need to do because honestly, how much fun would it be if, you know, if Mccone was dead?

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Carlos.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  I, I would have, I was gonna go to him first, but it's too easy.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Because I want to, you know what I mean?

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  He's suspect and also you need him in this, he need to be a shady character throughout that you can keep tagging and going, this guy could have done it because look, look at the, look at the lifestyle he's living.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  Look what he's up to.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's gotta be a guy that we're, people suspect.

• 56:40Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  He's a big through.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Who does it at the end, though?

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  That's interesting. Who does it at the end?

• 56:46Speaker 04

  Jules.

• 56:47Andrew Santino?

  Jules is too predictable.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Too predictable.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Too predictable. Mccone, no, you don't have the balls. And that's what we'll say.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  You're the one that's dead.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  How can you kill yourself? Oh, that's the whodunit?

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  At the end, he just killed himself, guys. That's.

• 57:00Andrew Santino?

  By the way.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Fred has come down.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  What a huge letdown.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  It's the biggest letdown ever.

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  That would be like the worst M. Night Shyamalan spin of all time. He's, he's got a rope around his head and you're like, who's doing it? He's just sitting there jerking off like.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Chokes himself out.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  All right. So this is what you need, though, in this, right? It can't just be us. We have to have like maybe 20 people flowing.

• 57:21Andrew Santino?

  A cast of people, yeah.

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  To come and go.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then, um, I don't know who does it. I would think that maybe Jesse.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  You think Jetzky would do it? She's a tough sell for me. Like, she don't know if she has that evil flip.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  So Dax have to be in the show?

• 57:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  He's somebody that people are like, "Maybe," you know, but um, I think ultimately the biggest surprise would be you.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm the murderer?

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  No, that lines up. You and I can't be the murderer. It seems too obvious. That one of us is the murderer. Bring in your brother Steve.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Andreas?

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  Andreas also doesn't have the balls.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't have the balls.

• 57:54Andrew Santino?

  He's a big talker, small walker.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  I have the resentment, though.

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, you have the... Well, that's why you're a good suspect. That's how these things work.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a good suspect.

• 58:02Andrew Santino?

  You know, like George. George would be one of a prime suspect for being a murderer.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, I couldn't have murdered, you know what I mean?

• 58:09Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  Like, any police investigator would be like, "Well, this guy fucking did it."

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it would have to be someone like Andreas's wife.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  I know who did it. Turn around.

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  My mom.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's mom.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  That would be the biggest shock. I think you're right. That would be the biggest shock.

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  It's just you see me in a room with a knife.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  And then I remove my own skin to reveal I'm Bobby mom underneath.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  That's funny. And that's her line. She pulls off, she goes, "I'm Bobby mom," and she's, "I'm Bobby mom."

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Ton!

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Ton, right?

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  Ton, ton, ton, ton!

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  But there's no motive.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  None.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  Like, why would she kill McConaughey? She doesn't even know McConaughey exists.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't matter. She just gets right back on her iPad.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and that's that kind of movie I like.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, yeah.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  Leave it up to the audience to figure out why, what's the purpose.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  What's the depth of this?

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  And I discover it.

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  I discover it at the end.

• 59:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  And I have a, you know, really fucking scene and, you know.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, you're emotional.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  I like that, dude. That was good.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  I didn't do it yet!

• 59:17Andrew Santino?

  Do it again.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

• 59:19Andrew Santino?

  Please do it.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm not in the mood.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Please do it. And the line is, "Welcome to the hotel."

• 59:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, dude.

• 59:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, no, no.

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  You dug me earlier.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  You dug.

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, you dug me earlier.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I dug you earlier.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  Stop duggin' me.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright. That's good. I deserved it.

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, that's a good whodunit.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  I think we should do a whodunit murder mystery.

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  I really would love to. They are so fucking popular.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Anora 2.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay, and let me clear the air.

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:47Andrew Santino?

  I actually didn't hate the movie.

• 59:51Andrew Santino?

  I just, I just need more, um, I need more spins. You need to spin me out more. Emotionally thrust me. If you're gonna give me a heartbreaking story.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  I love being spinned around.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  Spin me around, baby.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  Spin me. I wanted to see more, also the Armenians in the movie, aren't they?

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  They're not even mean.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever met a fucking Armenian?

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  They were like, "You've never met him?" "I'll take you to sushi right up the street."

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  It just was different. What do you got back that you're fuddling around with?

• 1:00:21Speaker 05

  Oh, we got some stuff for Bobby, cuz he keeps talking about it.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, this is Old Fairy Donut and the gold, uh...

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  How old are these?

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  They just got them today?

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Today.

• 1:00:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, today.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Today?

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  And you're saying they're not good?

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, incorrect. Rewind the fucking tape. I said that I prefer an old-school, run-of-the-mill donut shop.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  So, do you have an old-school donut too?

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Pick it up.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  This is fun.

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  This is really good. And this is an Old Fairy Donut and a Holy Grail Donut.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  And he's got, which one did you get? A Winchell's?

• 1:00:57Speaker 05

  Winchell's.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Winchell's, fantastic. It's exactly what I like. An old-school Winchell's.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you're gonna know the difference once you put it in your mouth.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Of course I will, said she's...

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  No, but the shittiest one, just to prove your point, you go, "Oh, the shittiest one."

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I promise I won't.

• 1:01:10Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so give me a, you have a plate?

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  No, we don't need plates. You just fucking, just, just give me one that you think this is...

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  When have you used a plate?

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  That's also, that's also very true.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're just gonna take a bite of it? There's no closing your eyes or anything?

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, the guys could've set it up differently, but they already shit the bed on that.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so...

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  Just give me, give me, let me see.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Did you get the good one here from the...

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  Do we have a little knife?

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  No, you don't have the one that, with the fucking passageway.

• 1:01:32Speaker 05

  Well, but...

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  Do we have a knife?

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  Just give me a little knife.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, you got the worst ones.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  Let me see, are they really that bad?

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  McCone...

• 1:01:41Speaker 05

  You know what, I didn't want to get crazy flavors, they wouldn't go bad. I wanted to get basic stuff. So that-

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  But this is not proving my point. You got the worst ones there.

• 1:01:50Speaker 05

  No, but their quality-

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. It's not, it's not.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he does- I understand what he's saying. It's a control like it's a scientific experiment.

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, like they're all the same.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  So what is this called?

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's the point. The point is, is that I honestly believe that this isn't even fucking fairy donut. If I look it up. No, no, I think you've- no, dude, fuck you, dude. Fuck you, dude. Hold on. Hold on, dude. Yeah, hold on, dude. Hold on, dude.

• 1:02:18Speaker 05

  No, no, hold on.

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it right now, dude.

• 1:02:20Speaker 05

  No holding.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fairy-

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  So this is the Holy Grail, this is the one with what?

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  Uh, cinnamon, I believe.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  Cinnamon and-

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  Old fairy donut, hold on. Okay.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  It's just cinnamon and coconut.

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I look at the Old Fairy Donut list.

• 1:02:36Andrew Santino?

  Give me that one.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  These donuts are not on the list! You're a fucking liar!

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  No, I'm not.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a liar!

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  No, I'm not, dude, I promise.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  Beat him up. Kick his ass, dude.

• 1:02:49Speaker 05

  No, I'm not.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  They don't have those donuts on the fucking menu!

• 1:02:53Speaker 05

  Dude, it's just glazed. Everyone has glazed.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  No, they don't. I've been there, they don't have that!

• 1:02:56Speaker 05

  No, it was a thing for Postmates. It was a special month thing.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  If I go to Postmates right now-

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Postmates. Dude, it was an Uber-

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Give me that, let me try.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  It's not real, this is fucking, this is fucking Winch.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  No, well, I wanna try.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  It's Winch's too, fuck you, dude. I'm gonna go to-

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  An Uber Eats exclusive.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm gonna look it up right now. I'm sorry.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Let me try it.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you don't try it, try it.

• 1:03:17Speaker 05

  He's so passionate about food.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't like being lied to.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  Here, well, look at this. Let me try this.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  Old Fairy Donut.

• 1:03:24Speaker 04

  I told you when you were the blindfold.

• 1:03:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so here we go. Okay, I wanna go to Old Fairy, let's see. The donut, let's see.

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  That'd be a nice day.

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they don't have that in delivery.

• 1:03:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, on Uber Eats, they do. It's an exclusive.

• 1:03:42Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not. No. Okay, how about this? No, no, I'm not eating that. Hold on. No, stop.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  So good.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask you something. Honestly, look at me right now, dude, okay?

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  On my mother's life.

• 1:03:54Speaker 05

  Oh, this is an easy one.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  On my li- my life.

• 1:03:57Speaker 05

  Harder.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, on my life, is this from Old Fairy Donut?

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  On my life, there are Old Fairy.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  On my life.

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  On your life, there are Old Fairy Donuts on the table.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  In this box.

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  You don't have to get that specific, Bob.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  In this box.

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  In, in a box, yeah.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  In this Old Fairy.

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  In this box, the room. There are Old Fairy.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I'm not fucking around, dude.

• 1:04:21Speaker 05

  Bro, why is like this out of all things that making you the most mad?

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  Because it's supposed to be a fucking, you know what I mean, a contest.

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  It's a blind test.

• 1:04:32Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  And if this is not the actual thing, then I'm gonna lose.

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  Bro, I'm.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  My point is.

• 1:04:39Speaker 05

  If you like it so much, you would know.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, there's the PB and J one, there's the fucking raspberry glaze, lemon poppy. They don't have shit like that.

• 1:04:47Speaker 04

  Do you remember how much you like the Ewan water?

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  Andrew, how do you like your Old Fairy?

• 1:04:56Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you.

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  The Winchels bag.

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  Winchels, Winchels is great. These are all Old Fairy Donuts. Aren't they?

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not. None of them are.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  These are Old Fairy, right? Yeah.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Real.

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  There, are they right there? There they are.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  Those are the real deals.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  These are Holy Grail. These are Holy Grail.

• 1:05:15Speaker 05

  I mean, I don't.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  I, I, you know what I mean?

• 1:05:17Speaker 05

  I don't know why you got so mad.

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  I don't know either, man.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  It's crazy.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty fucking crazy, dog.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, no, I'll tell you why, dude.

• 1:05:24Speaker 05

  Yo, Zemmy knows his donuts.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why, okay? Listen, I'm at a Michelin star, I, I work for the Michelin star.

• 1:05:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're the Michelin man.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  No, no, not.

• 1:05:38Bobby Lee?

  Let me rework it.

• 1:05:41Andrew Santino?

  Bro, someone at home, a fan, please draw him as the Michelin Man and submit it right fucking now. Thank you.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright, what I'm saying is, is that I own a restaurant. I know the Michelin star guys are coming, right? And then my chef goes, "You know what, I'm just gonna go to Arby's, right, and put those on the plate."

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, I bet they will.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  And then they get no stars and they get nothing, right? That's my point. This contest is supposed to be real, okay? To prove a point, but you're trying to trick my mind.

• 1:06:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean...

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  And make me look like a fool, and I don't like it.

• 1:06:11Andrew Santino?

  Give me those.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Here you go.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Alright, so this is, this is your beloved...

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 1:06:23Speaker 05

  A fairy fairy.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay, these are the original glazed.

• 1:06:27Speaker 05

  It's fairy fairy.

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  And what's this one?

• 1:06:28Speaker 05

  It's a fairy doughnut.

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  That's the pistachio.

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  Matcha. It's matcha.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  I refuse.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's, you know what?

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  Fucking need a matcha fucking donut? That's insane, get fucked, you nerd. Matcha, it's fucking gross. I'm gonna eat the fucking, the regular, let me see.

• 1:06:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Andrew Santino?

  Come get these, please, because before I get so fucking fat that I'm gonna pass out. By the way, it is hard to not continue to eat all these donuts. I do wanna keep this one.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  What he just said.

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  Bobby, I can tell when you start to slow down.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  So you put in a donut brick in it?

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  We're slowing down, we're gonna put the donut thing in there. That's what you're saying, no. I don't know where it's from, I don't trust it.

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  It says the Holy Grail.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  That's the Holy Grail.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever it is.

• 1:07:18Speaker 04

  Do you want it?

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't trust it.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  He will.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, next time we do some sort of water contest, you know what I mean, or anything like that, no deception, because I wanna be able to fight for my right to be the right one.

• 1:07:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this isn't a comedy podcast, buddy, this is a food podcast.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I don't like being deceived.

• 1:07:40Speaker 05

  Never again. Shall it happen?

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  Coney.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Get this out of here.

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  We'll get back to something good in a second.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  We have to get back. Okay? Never again. It's, you know what, it's Andres, Andres is the leader of all this. Yeah.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you are.

• 1:07:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are. You're the leader of all this bullshit.

• 1:08:00Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. This is, hold on, this is incredible. Joe Piscopo in a Miller Lite commercial, this got, we got tagged on this?

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  This was a Miller Lite commercial from 1987. For people that don't know, Joe Piscopo is a comedian, he was on Saturday Night Live. Watch this.

• 1:08:14Bobby Lee?

  Was Bruce Lee still alive? No.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  In 87?

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, didn't he die in like the 90s?

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't know.

• 1:08:22Speaker 06

  I am master of ancient art of karate, kung fu, and the Chinese choco.

• 1:08:28Speaker 06

  What the one about the centralizing?

• 1:08:33Speaker 06

  I always reach for a cold Miller Lite.

• 1:08:38Speaker 06

  Light tastes great, light less filling too.

• 1:08:45Speaker 06

  Hey, anybody want a pepperoni? Ancient Crawford, only one light beer, Miller Lite.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  Amazing.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 1:08:52Andrew Santino?

  Why can't we do these campaigns today?

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  It's racist.

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  A little bit. I can see some people get offended. I would like it.

• 1:08:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the problem I have with it. He does an accent for almost every line except for mirror right. He doesn't even do the funniest one. The product is Miller Lite.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  I, executives at that, hey, hey Joe? Can you just?

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, you like him what I did on set?

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Joe, can you clearly say Miller Lite? You're saying mirror right.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, you guys drink mirror right.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm white, I'm just an executive.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I'm saying this.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you say you guys? Yeah, you guys.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  You look not white.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm tan.

• 1:09:28Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:29Andrew Santino?

  All right. Are you tired? You look tired.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  No, there was an eclipse.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there was?

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  Did you look up into it?

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I looked right, yeah, right into that sun.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I know, my bad.

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the next take, I'll say it.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So next time, can you say, and action? Reach for a cold mirror right. No, you cut, you did it again.

• 1:09:47Andrew Santino?

  Did I do it again?

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow, it doesn't sound like I'm doing it.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Look at me right now, all right? Miller.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  Mirror.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  No, not mirror.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  This is not Snow White.

• 1:09:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  Mirror, mirror on the wall.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Do that. Yeah, and accent. Wow.

• 1:10:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeebo stepmother. I think if Disney's gonna remake all those movies, they might as well do it with an Asian accent.

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Speaking of that, thank you for bringing it up.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  Don't bring that up.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you for bringing that up.

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Speaking of that, uh, uh, uh, thank you. Do you remember that a couple of weeks ago, we talked about Snow White?

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  And he said he was gonna make a certain amount of money?

• 1:10:22Andrew Santino?

  I don't remember it.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, he did.

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  Who said it?

• 1:10:25Bobby Lee?

  Andreas.

• 1:10:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he did.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  I'll bet you a hundred dollars, he was wrong, I was right.

• 1:10:29Andrew Santino?

  How much money has it made so far? Well, we looked, this is the problem, is it's only opening weekend, right?

• 1:10:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  It's, it did worse than Dumbo.

• 1:10:36Speaker 04

  It's not looking good.

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  Wow, I know.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  It's the worst opening weekend of any live action.

• 1:10:40Speaker 04

  Bobby was scared after seeing the trailer and made me cut that portion of the other episode.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:10:46Speaker 04

  So that bet is off.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  What, no, yeah, just because you cut the fucking portion out, doesn't mean that the bet is off.

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you don't know.

• 1:10:54Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  I was there, we made a bet, dude.

• 1:10:57Speaker 04

  They called me.

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  Ripped up the ticket.

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  You made a bet?

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  Then you called him and told him to remove something from the show?

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Because I saw a trailer in the movie theater and I go, oh my god, it might be good.

• 1:11:07Andrew Santino?

  It might be good.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Right, but that-

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  You're gonna look like a fool.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  I didn't recant it, right? I didn't recant it.

• 1:11:12Andrew Santino?

  Make it out of the episode.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  You know how Disney makes their trailers all magic, majestic and magical?

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Did you make him take it out of the episode?

• 1:11:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:11:19Andrew Santino?

  Bets are off. You didn't stand by it publicly, so then the bet's off, that's crazy, you can't, you can't do that. And by the way.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Andrew Santino?

  It was a hundred dollars?

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you owe him fifty then.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  That's right.

• 1:11:31Andrew Santino?

  That's right, you owe him fifty.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  You owe me something.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, you owe him fifty, you owe him half.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  You owe me something, okay?

• 1:11:35Andrew Santino?

  So it's only made, it's, it made forty-two million, what did it have, eighty, eighty-eight worldwide, and it's a four-hundred-million-dollar movie, which means what, another-

• 1:11:41Speaker 04

  It's at two-hundred and seventy.

• 1:11:44Andrew Santino?

  No, it's a four-hundred-million-dollar film.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  With, with advertised-

• 1:11:47Andrew Santino?

  With advertised marketing, yes.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  They said, they said it's actually north of four-hundred million.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  So they have to make probably seven-hundred million to-

• 1:11:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they'd have to make-

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  To make some money.

• 1:11:57Andrew Santino?

  Close to a billion for this to be like what they want.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Lucrative, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was, and it was, um, I mean, I, I, they're difficult to do live actions, based on-

• 1:12:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, fucking yeah, I mean, it's also-

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Based on an, an IP that's already existed.

• 1:12:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, but-

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  You don't think it's hard?

• 1:12:13Speaker 04

  They don't do much. I think it's easy, that's why they keep doing it.

• 1:12:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's easier to do, because the scripts are already, I mean, the ideas are there.

• 1:12:19Bobby Lee?

  But what you can't do is change it. Is what they try to do.

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  And what do they try to change it into?

• 1:12:25Speaker 04

  The main reason is that the two girls didn't like each other, the two actresses.

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  Isn't Gal Gadot in that?

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:33Andrew Santino?

  She's Maleficent.

• 1:12:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, and she's pro Israeli because she was on the special forces.

• 1:12:38Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, wait, time out, time out. What the fuck does that have to do with Snow White? Is Snow White in the Gaza Strip?

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Rachel Zegler is pro, you know, pro Palestine.

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a real thing? I've never heard this.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, obviously Gal Gadot is Israel.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  Right, of course.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Right, but I don't think that, I think what it was, was a number of things.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  Is Rachel Zegler, is she, she, what is she?

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  She's Mexican.

• 1:12:59Andrew Santino?

  She's Mexican?

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna tell you something, okay? There's a couple of other elements to it, and I think we can keep this in.

• 1:13:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, because I'm very clear about it.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  I didn't know about the Israel-Palestine part of it. So what, they hated working with each other, obviously?

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  So the two things they fucked up.

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  They didn't even wanna do a premiere with the two of them.

• 1:13:16Andrew Santino?

  "It will always be free Palestine," she writes, May 20, that's May 17, 20, that's May 2021?

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:24Andrew Santino?

  Wow, that's a long time ago.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  But they shot this a long time ago.

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  They shot this four years ago? No, it had to have been two years ago.

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  Look at this from August 12th.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  I love you all so much. Uh, thank you for the love and 120 million views on our trailer in just 24 hours. What a whirlwind. I'm in the thick of rehearsals for Romeo and Juliet, so I'm gonna get out of here. Bye for now, and always remember, "Free Palestine," she says. Rachel Zegler, that was August 12th.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, but I don't think that that was the main thing. There's two other elements. Whatever, Peter Dinklage? Peter Dinklage?

• 1:13:52Andrew Santino?

  He plays all the dwarves?

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no. I said, on a talk-

• 1:13:56Andrew Santino?

  That's a good guess.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  On a talk show, he said, um, I don't know which one, it was like, "They're doing that Snow White again for these dwarves." You know, I mean, it's old thinking when it comes to the way people look at little people.

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  I think it's bullshit, yada, yada, yada. Disney took them seriously, so they made, um, the dwarves just six, you know, average-

• 1:14:16Andrew Santino?

  We talked about this, yeah.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we already talked about it, right?

• 1:14:18Speaker 04

  Those are not the, they made it all CGI.

• 1:14:20Andrew Santino?

  No, it's all CGI now.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  After that, so that, those, those leaks weren't real?

• 1:14:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, those leaks are part, they're a group of bandits in the movie, and-

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they are?

• 1:14:29Speaker 04

  One real dwarf in them.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:31Andrew Santino?

  We just saw an image of it two things ago. There, there they are right there, they're all CGI.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  They're CGI, they looked, I heard the CGI's not good.

• 1:14:37Speaker 04

  Not great.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then also Rachel Zegler's comments about, you know, "It's not the 50s," you know what I mean? "So we don't need a prince charming, because women can," you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 1:14:49Andrew Santino?

  What? What can they do? They can't be president, I'll tell you that.

• 1:14:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, but they can, um, they don't need a Prince Charming to help them in their quest to

• 1:15:00Speaker 04

  To save them.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  To save them, yeah.

• 1:15:01Andrew Santino?

  And so what's the premise of this film?

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  I haven't seen it.

• 1:15:05Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm serious, what's-

• 1:15:06Speaker 04

  It's basically the same movie, it's just, she fights.

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  There's some controversies in it that I think bogged it down.

• 1:15:12Andrew Santino?

  But here's my curiosity-

• 1:15:13Speaker 04

  Mostly it's horror, uh, the comments outside the movie.

• 1:15:16Andrew Santino?

  But it can't be the fucking Palestine, Israel shit, because people over the, uh, people in fucking China that would see this don't give a fuck.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  They don't care.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying, that, like, the bi- the billions that would be earned in other parts of the world don't concern themselves with that. You know what I mean?

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  So it's gotta be something else. It's gotta be the buzz, the buzz-

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, the dwarves, they see it scared kids.

• 1:15:36Andrew Santino?

  That does look a little creepy.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that some of the kids were scared from it, and then they're supposed to be like, likable, you know what I mean? Lovable.

• 1:15:44Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, that, that dwarf on the left, I know him.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  Who is it?

• 1:15:48Andrew Santino?

  That is not good. No, no, no, seriously, I know him, that dwarf on the left, yeah.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Who's the guy on the left?

• 1:15:52Andrew Santino?

  He's got some charges pending against him.

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:15:54Andrew Santino?

  That's probably what did this.

• 1:15:55Bobby Lee?

  And the, and the, and then the third or fourth controversy is people's argument, well, how can Rachel Zegler be the prettiest one in that world if Gal Gadot is hotter?

• 1:16:07Andrew Santino?

  Is that what people say?

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people are saying that Gal Gadot is prettier, so it doesn't make any sense, but I don't, that could be-

• 1:16:11Speaker 05

  That's another Trump thing, people are saying, if you say people are saying-

• 1:16:15Andrew Santino?

  People are saying Zegler didn't do it for them, did Gadot does it? So the movie, what do we think? This thing is gonna, is gonna cost them, and she's doing Romeo and Juliet now.

• 1:16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 1:16:26Andrew Santino?

  Best Romeo and Juliet they ever made?

• 1:16:28Bobby Lee?

  DiCaprio.

• 1:16:28Andrew Santino?

  Leo, it was the best-

• 1:16:29Bobby Lee?

  The best.

• 1:16:30Andrew Santino?

  The soundtrack was, by the way-

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 1:16:32Andrew Santino?

  I had this fucking CD, that soundtrack was so good.

• 1:16:34Bobby Lee?

  It was so good.

• 1:16:35Andrew Santino?

  Look up the music for Romeo and Juliet, Leonard, to get that-

• 1:16:37Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 1:16:37Speaker 04

  Romeo plus.

• 1:16:39Andrew Santino?

  Romeo what?

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  Plus.

• 1:16:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Romeo plus Juliet, right, whatever the fuck they wanted to-

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  That was so good.

• 1:16:44Andrew Santino?

  Look at the soundtrack, and tell, look at this song, here, zoom in a little bit.

• 1:16:48Speaker 05

  Oh damn.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 1:16:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah dude, fucking garbage number one crush was so good. Ooh Desiree Butthole Surfers, the cardigans.

• 1:16:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Radiohead.

• 1:16:56Andrew Santino?

  Radiohead dude. This whole thing, this, I remember this movie being like, man whoever organized the music, in fact, when I first started working my PA job when I first moved out here, I met the guy at the studio who made soundtracks for the movies.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:17:09Andrew Santino?

  And they did Bottle Rocket.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love Bottle Rocket.

• 1:17:12Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, man dude, what, that's the coolest fucking job on earth.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  It is, yeah.

• 1:17:15Andrew Santino?

  How did you get that? And he was like, oh, I was in A and R at another, at a, at a, uh, radio, I mean, a, a record label and blah blah. And then I was like, what if I want to do that? And he was like, oh man, you're not gonna.

• 1:17:25Bobby Lee?

  You could though, because you have a vast knowledge of music.

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  I know, but you know what he said?

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:28Andrew Santino?

  You, you have to be sucked into the music world and then they like, it, it, you know what it is? It's a job, and this is something that you know, that our audience, it's hard to describe. You know what it is? It's loopers. Do you know loopers?

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:42Andrew Santino?

  People that don't know what a looper is, when you watch a TV show, and you just see someone in a bar, there's chatter in the background at the bar, that's not real from when they filmed, they have groups of people called loopers that go in every day to the studios, and they do background noise, just chatter and talking to fill the spaces of television and film, and they make incredible money. I'm not even fucking kidding. My old neighbor was a looper, and he made fucking a couple hundred grand a year, ten years, twelve years ago, and he would just go in every day.

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:18:11Andrew Santino?

  And loop.

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  Looper.

• 1:18:13Andrew Santino?

  He was a looper.

• 1:18:14Bobby Lee?

  I love loopers dude.

• 1:18:15Andrew Santino?

  Look at this.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Good movie.

• 1:18:16Andrew Santino?

  Hundred and eighty thousand.

• 1:18:16Bobby Lee?

  Good movie too.

• 1:18:18Andrew Santino?

  Hundred and eighty grand to fucking go in every day, just talk in the background.

• 1:18:22Bobby Lee?

  So I did something gross yesterday, I wasn't gonna bring it up. I don't know why this just brought it up. Tell me if this is wrong. So I'm doing the last day of this movie, I do, so, right, so I'm in makeup.

• 1:18:35Andrew Santino?

  Last day of the what?

• 1:18:35Bobby Lee?

  This movie I'm in.

• 1:18:36Andrew Santino?

  The last day?

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  Last, yesterday was my last day.

• 1:18:38Andrew Santino?

  What's it called?

• 1:18:39Bobby Lee?

  New Year's Rev.

• 1:18:41Andrew Santino?

  That is a good title.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Fuck yeah dude.

• 1:18:43Andrew Santino?

  New Year's Rev?

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:45Andrew Santino?

  R E V?

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:46Andrew Santino?

  Who's Rev?

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  It's short for revolution.

• 1:18:49Andrew Santino?

  Call, just say the whole thing then.

• 1:18:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it looks, smells cooler with New Year's Rev.

• 1:18:54Andrew Santino?

  And this is the Green Day movie?

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:57Andrew Santino?

  And it's produced by Green Day?

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was written by Lee and, um, and.

• 1:19:02Andrew Santino?

  Lee Harvey Oswald?

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  No, um, no dude. But anyway, yeah, those are the kids.

• 1:19:07Andrew Santino?

  So it's them as, it's their story?

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  The story is. The story is three kids that were told that they were gonna open for Green Day, but when they show up to the fucking Palladium, they were lied to. So they try to sneak in and try to get the opening gig still. And I played a security guard. That's not the point. Okay?

• 1:19:25Andrew Santino?

  Security guard?

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:29Andrew Santino?

  I like security guard.

• 1:19:31Speaker 05

  Palladium security.

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  So they were-

• 1:19:33Andrew Santino?

  Welcome to the Palladium.

• 1:19:35Bobby Lee?

  So I was sitting in makeup, right? I'm sitting in makeup and they were playing like, just standard like rock, like Killers, all that stuff in the thing. And I go, "Why are you playing this rock?" And they go, "Well, I mean, we think Billy's coming in, right?" I go, "You don't do that." And they go, "What do you mean?" I go, "You gotta be cool."

• 1:19:53Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be cool.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So I go, "Put some Brian Eno on."

• 1:19:56Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:19:57Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 1:20:00Bobby Lee?

  He comes out and sits down, right? I'd already talked to him before. But I start going, "Yeah, so Brian Eno, you know, he was the keyboardist for the Roxy Music, did the first two albums, became a very prolific..." I think I was purposely talking about-

• 1:20:15Andrew Santino?

  Brian Eno.

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  Brian Eno to make Billy think that I knew about music.

• 1:20:18Andrew Santino?

  What did he say?

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  No, he was like, "Yeah, that's right, that's right." And he did that, he kinda added on. And then after I was done with my thing, I just kinda went toward it, put my hands in my pocket, yeah. So what came first? You guys are Jawbreaker, which is another like three-piece, you know what I mean? Power, power.

• 1:20:36Andrew Santino?

  Did he hate it?

• 1:20:37Bobby Lee?

  I think so. Yeah, I think he knew what I was doing, right? Yeah, yeah, I go, "Yeah, I mean, yeah, but you guys really, you know, you guys really did it, huh?"

• 1:20:45Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "Why'd you bring up Jawbreaker, man?"

• 1:20:46Bobby Lee?

  I was, I don't know, he didn't say that.

• 1:20:49Andrew Santino?

  I bet he was thinking-

• 1:20:50Bobby Lee?

  In his mind, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:52Andrew Santino?

  Why did you bring it up? You were trying to show off.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  I was trying to show him that I have some knowledge about music, that we can get some sort of rapport going. Although I've known him for many years, you know what I mean? But it's like, you know, I did a little social things, right? That were gross in my mind at the time, but I don't know if anyone thought, knew I-

• 1:21:08Andrew Santino?

  It's not that big of a deal.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  It's not that big of a deal.

• 1:21:09Andrew Santino?

  Can I get your line as a security guard? What's the line?

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  I have a lot of lines in it.

• 1:21:13Andrew Santino?

  What are they?

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  Um, I mean, I could pull out my sides.

• 1:21:19Andrew Santino?

  You don't remember them?

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  No, because-

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's okay. So um, let me, okay, yesterday's line was, um,

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  you know, I'm not offended that you snuck in. It's the lying I care about. Like, you don't know Green Day. And then Billy Joel walks by and go, oh, here's your chat. Hey, Billy Joel, you know this kid, right? And this kid, the kid go, and then Billy actually turns around and goes, oh, I heard your demo. Fucking amazing. And in the midst of their conversation, I'm jealous, right? Because this kid does know, right? So I just got blurred out. I play the keys. I'm in an experimental jazz band, you know, I went to church with Keith Jarrett, which is a random thing, you know what I mean? My name was Otis Wong. Some people call me the Wong, you know what I mean? And he just kind of drifts away. And then the kid just goes, pats me in the, you know, in the chest and he walks away. That was yesterday's, one of the scenes yesterday.

• 1:22:14Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna be good. This is gonna be good.

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  I hate that you did this.

• 1:22:19Andrew Santino?

  What did I do? Did you read it just like that?

• 1:22:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just trying to re-memorize, like.

• 1:22:24Andrew Santino?

  I think it's gonna be good.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  I hate what you're doing right now.

• 1:22:27Andrew Santino?

  I didn't do anything. I think it's gonna be good. Bobby Lee.

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  Am I even in there?

• 1:22:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God, McKenna Grace, Jenna Fisher, Mason Thomas, Fred Armisen. Damn, there's a lot of people in there. Angela Kingsley, Kinsley.

• 1:22:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:22:40Andrew Santino?

  Trey Cool.

• 1:22:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Trey Cool.

• 1:22:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, the whole band is, obviously. Go all the way down to the last credit.

• 1:22:47Andrew Santino?

  That's where I'd be.

• 1:22:48Bobby Lee?

  No, you wouldn't be.

• 1:22:48Andrew Santino?

  Bar patron.

• 1:22:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  You'd be Matt Westphal.

• 1:22:53Andrew Santino?

  I got a little bit of advice to Maurice Quintel Simmons.

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:56Andrew Santino?

  Just, just do Maurice.

• 1:22:57Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember any of your lines from Dave?

• 1:22:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God, yeah.

• 1:23:01Bobby Lee?

  Tell me one.

• 1:23:05Andrew Santino?

  Dave, come on. We have to get back to making the album.

• 1:23:09Andrew Santino?

  The whole fucking show.

• 1:23:10Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 1:23:10Andrew Santino?

  The whole fucking show. Come on, Dave. Stop goofing around.

• 1:23:15Bobby Lee?

  So it wasn't that embarrassing what I did?

• 1:23:17Andrew Santino?

  No, not even a little.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  People would do.

• 1:23:18Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's not as embarrassing as the Bong Joon Ho, the director thing.

• 1:23:23Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that was that embarrassing.

• 1:23:24Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't?

• 1:23:25Andrew Santino?

  That's not on you. That's on that guy fucking putting you in that position.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  And I feel like that guy owes me a job.

• 1:23:31Andrew Santino?

  You know what he did?

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:32Andrew Santino?

  He did a simple thing. Where you know when someone says like, "Oh, I've seen that thing that you did, da-da-da." And they're probably thinking of something that you did.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I'm thinking.

• 1:23:41Andrew Santino?

  You think he thought you were in that other?

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  I think Jimmy O. Yang was on it and he didn't boggle the name.

• 1:23:46Andrew Santino?

  No fucking way. You don't look anything like Jimmy. If he liked that show or movie that much, you really think he wouldn't know who the fuck you are? I think he thought of something else and mistook the title for a thing that you did.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  I loved you on Wrong Missy with that hotel line.

• 1:23:59Andrew Santino?

  Give me the line?

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  Welcome to the hotel.

• 1:24:01Andrew Santino?

  So good. You kill it. I can't believe White Lotus didn't call.

• 1:24:06Andrew Santino?

  You're a movie star, man. You've always been a movie star.

• 1:24:10Bobby Lee?

  You're a movie star. Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:24:19Bobby Lee?

  It's all ruined. You didn't get the pistachio one? We're gonna cut this whole segment out. I'm gonna get the donuts next time.

• 1:24:25Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  We're cutting this out.

• 1:24:27Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:24:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:24:28Andrew Santino?

  None of these are Winchels.

• 1:24:30Speaker 05

  Some of them are.

• 1:24:31Andrew Santino?

  Mm-mm. Those. I know. I can tell.

• 1:24:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:24:37Andrew Santino?

  And I gotta tell you, try one of those. Try one of those in that box. I'm dead serious. Try, let me see what-

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  This is the Winchels.

• 1:24:43Andrew Santino?

  Let me see what they have. Let me see which one. Yeah, try that one.

• 1:24:46Bobby Lee?

  This is, okay. Fucking terrible. Take that.

• 1:24:51Andrew Santino?

  That's so-

• 1:24:51Bobby Lee?

  The breading. The breading. Eat the pink one with the breading.

• 1:24:55Speaker 05

  I love eating the pink one.

• 1:24:57Bobby Lee?

  And if you lie about this, I'll know.

• 1:25:02Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  You know it, right?

• 1:25:47Speaker 00

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