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• 0:02Speaker 00

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• 0:24Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Bad Friends, I'm gonna be playing September 7th in St. Louis. Well, it's St. Charles, but it's right next door to St. Louis, Missouri.

• 0:32Bobby Lee?

  You gotta go.

• 0:33Andrew Santino?

  You gotta go, please.

• 0:33Bobby Lee?

  You wanna see the best comic in the world?

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  You gotta see me, baby. I'm at the Mayor's Star Casino, September 7th there in St. Charles slash St. Louis, Missouri. That's my last show of the year, so come out and see me. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. That's andrewsantino.com, St. Louis, St. Charles, Missouri.

• 0:47Bobby Lee?

  Hey! We have new merch. I love these shirts. These are my favorite ones.

• 0:51Andrew Santino?

  Look at how great this shirt is right now. This is incredible. An amazing Bad Friends artist made this for us, and we want you guys all to be wearing it on your person right now. You can buy these shirts right now in red or black at badfriendsmerch.com. That's badfriendsmerch.com. Go get the shirts.

• 1:07Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  Christine!

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  Na na na na na na na na.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  That's where you went?

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Christine!

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Christine!

• 1:31Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Christine!

• 1:33Speaker 04

  I did it on Wednesday.

• 1:34Bobby Lee?

  Did you really? Is it that good?

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  It's fantastic.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Phantom of the Opera.

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  It's...

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything about the story.

• 1:41Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  Tell me the story.

• 1:43Speaker 04

  It's a ghost story.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  It's a ghost story. It is.

• 1:47Bobby Lee?

  But he's half-white? What's the mask about?

• 1:49Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like it.

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you something?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Tell me about it.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  The cast I went to?

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:54Andrew Santino?

  The Phantom is black.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  Is it really?

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  And he has a white, half-white face?

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 2:00Andrew Santino?

  He's in whiteface for half of the...

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  I like that.

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  That's the Phantom is black.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  I want them black.

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 2:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What?

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  Sure, man.

• 2:10Bobby Lee?

  I want my Phantom's black.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  Me too, doc.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  All right. And my Grim Reapers.

• 2:15Andrew Santino?

  Phantom was fantastic.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  So it makes sense.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Is there opera?

• 2:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  It's called Phantom of the Opera.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but there could be not.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  Christine!

• 2:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  Come to my lair. And here we'll fire. The Phantom of the Opera. Dude, it's so funny.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  I loved it.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  Moscow raid.

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  You're gay! That's what you are. You're gay. Yeah, 100%.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Undoubtedly.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I will not go.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I...

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  You would never go.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went to that Lion King one time. Is it the same?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Same.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  It's just, it's a play.

• 2:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's still a... Is it an opera, would you say? They're singing.

• 3:01Andrew Santino?

  No, it's a musical.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's a musical. What's the difference between musical and an opera?

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Fancy knows you went to school for this.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:09Speaker 04

  For real?

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for real.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he wants to know.

• 3:12Speaker 04

  Musical is a modern...

• 3:13Bobby Lee?

  Operas are generally sung through classical performances utilizing non-amplified operatic voices. So you have to sing like this.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. But if I sing like this, this is a musical. Kind of.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's pretty good.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  I see.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm coming. I'm kinda bummed he got his eyes done. Now he can see everything that's on that screen. He used to not be able to read it. Now he can see everything.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  I can see everything. I can read it.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  It was incredible. The whole cast did a great job. It was really cool.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you go backstage?

• 3:46Andrew Santino?

  No, I sat in the...

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  I thought, you know.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. That's why you don't go.

• 3:51Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 3:51Speaker 03

  He's your VIP.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  You went to the wedding. How was the wedding?

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  He's a VIP.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  How was the wedding?

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  I didn't go.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did. I know you went! You liar! Yeah, I saw the photos.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Didn't go.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How was the wedding?

• 4:05Andrew Santino?

  I threw up on Taylor Swift's dress.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  Everywhere.

• 4:08Bobby Lee?

  Was it star-studded?

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, dude, it was just cousins. It was all...

• 4:16Speaker 04

  A thousand cousins.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  It was a thousand.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  A thousand cousins. I see. Well, like, so are you...

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  Christine!

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  When you're in that situation, are you nervous or are you having fun?

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm having a blast.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  There are just certain people that aren't allowed to go.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Certain people aren't allowed to go.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Or are not friends in that, you know, that's fine. I'm not, you know... If like, there's certain weddings I would probably be invited to.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Who? Whose?

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, you know, Joel, that drummer from the comedy show who's a doorman.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Joel Jimenez?

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  I don't think you would.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't think, maybe not. Yeah, yeah.

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't think so.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't think huge, you know, I think that maybe I would get invited to certain...

• 4:56Speaker 04

  McCon's?

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  I know, but not the level of... I can't think of anyone in the level of...

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  Might not get to McCon.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. You know what I realized the other day when I was swimming? That if I was thrown overboard in the middle of the ocean, like if I was on a cruise or whatever.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  I would survive for six minutes. Cause I tried to test it. I timed it. And waiting in a pool for six minutes, that's my limit. I would have drowned.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  Six minutes is pretty good.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, without any like platform or something to hold on to.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Average time for the Coast Guard to come get you, it's like an hour.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's the average time?

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Dead. You're totally dead. Under an hour to several days.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no way. I would die.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  But see, it says hypothermia depending on where you fall in. You fall in down there in the Bahamas, you're gonna be...

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  Listen to me. My pool is heated, okay? There are no waves.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  There are no sharks.

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, probably.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Orcas. I timed it. Six fucking minutes, I'd be dead.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  We should stuff, we should put sharks and stuff in your pool and make a wave machine in there to see how long we could last.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, without the sharks first.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  No, put the shark.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, put the shark then.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  Put the ones that don't bite.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Two minutes.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  The ones that just tickle you.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  Like a tiger.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, tiger.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Tiger shark. Yeah, yeah.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  50 to 60 degrees, you could last one to two hours.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  In 50 degrees. You'd have to have something to float on like Jack did and rose like a door. Let's rip a door off in your house and put it in the pool and reenact Titanic.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I could jack it.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  I can rose it.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can rose it. Yeah.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll jack it.

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  They're gonna come soon. Bye.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, goodbye. Can I be honest with that?

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  They could have both fit on that door.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  Not only that, I would have jacked it.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  You would have killed yourself?

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I would have been like, pushed her off and then got on, stayed on.

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  That's reverse jack.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I reverse the jack.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  What's the other guy's name that snuck onto the family, the women and children boat? That guy, her ex-husband. He's the guy who...

• 6:45Speaker 04

  Fiance.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  His fiancee, sorry. He snuck on the women and children boat?

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who plays that? Billy Zane.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  That's 100%.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  I would do the Billy Zane. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  You would have gotten on with...

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm small!

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're like a little...

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They would see that I was.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  Women, children, and Asians?

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I go, hello, how are you? Yeah.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  Is that an Asian woman?

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 7:07Andrew Santino?

  Redheads just jump in and die.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Yep. Speaking of death, I think Mitch McConnell's still alive.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  Is he?

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't know he's alive, though.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  You keep talking about them.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think he's alive, but he, I think he's brain-dead, but I think he's still alive.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  Hey, go to the first, go to images.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:23Andrew Santino?

  How bad is his PR team that they're not trying to get rid of these pictures? Just get rid of that. Just be like, don't publish it. Don't publish that.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  That's what he looks like.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  I know, so just cut it out.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  You know how sometimes you can Google someone and it only shows photos of them when they were like 40?

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? It's like this guy, they're letting him put every... Get it out of there.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  I mean, is it me? Is he not hot?

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't think he is, brother.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  All right, good.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  I just don't...

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna shame the guy. I just don't think that like, I don't know what... Is he hot?

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  Not even when he was young?

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, as a young guy, he wasn't hot.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  No, didn't work. Never had like a... So he always was in an awkward phase?

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  He like never got out of it?

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then he also marched with Martin Luther King.

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  Did he?

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Was he chasing him?

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  Did he?

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think he was chasing him. Is that true or no? There he is. Where is he?

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  And there's his wife right there next to him.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  A black guy and an Asian guy.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  Which one is?

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  That is not Martin Luther King. That's just a black guy.

• 8:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:22Andrew Santino?

  You think that's MLK?

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  No, I heard that. I saw a TikTok. That is not MLK.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Bro, someone on TikTok was like, that's MLK. That's just a black guy. He attended his march. He went to the march. That doesn't mean he marched with him.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, attended. Wait, he attended it? That's good.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  But there was like a big gathering. He probably showed up to the gathering to be like, how can we get this guy? I'm trying to get him!

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 8:46Andrew Santino?

  He's plotting and planning.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  I thought he changed through time. I think people do that.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  I doubt it.

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like, I love black people. And then as they get money and, you know, power and stuff, I don't like them anymore. For some reason.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  I'd say he's so Chris, such, he's like, how old?

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  There he is.

• 9:03Andrew Santino?

  90, what?

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  He's 84.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  No, he's 90 by now.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  No, he's 84.

• 9:08Andrew Santino?

  Mitch should not be able to allow...

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  And also Barry Manilow, it's like, it's like, it's over. And so you had your time.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  You had your time.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like, why don't you wanna just land a beach?

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  Sherrriwee. Have you seen that their mouth, this mouth, the mouths don't move? It's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  That, they've got him like propped up and it's like his teeth are doing, I'm like, this is ventriloquist. I think Jeff Dunham is, is doing Barry Manilow now.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know who the best white song is?

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  Give me the best white song.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  The best song you guys ever written, and Christopher Cross sailing. Sail... It's like the best white...

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Sailing.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  I bet you well, not just feeling.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  By the way, look at that photo of him.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 9:55Andrew Santino?

  Nothing else? They didn't have any other pictures available?

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Here's why I like it. You can imagine yourself, right, being a black guy on a boat.

• 10:01Andrew Santino?

  Uh-oh.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  With three other white guys, right? You sailing.

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  You are sailing and rowing, right? And then when the boat comes back, right?

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  How are you on the boat because you wanted to be on the boat?

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to be on the boat. The minorities are gone, you know?

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're a black guy on the boat with all white guys? Sailing!

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, just like what happened, just not. I was trying to do a reference of that guy, black guy.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  We got it. We got it.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you did.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  I don't think, it's a good joke.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  It's a great joke.

• 10:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry. I apologize.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  No, sometimes I hit. Am I missing today?

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  You're hitting home runs.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  I don't think.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  As far as I'm concerned.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  I like the color of that beanie, by the way.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 10:40Andrew Santino?

  I tell you.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  What? I think retirement is.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  Key.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you hear people talk about retirement like, oh, you're not gonna like it, you know? It's a repetition. There's no goal in life. That's when you start dying.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Sounds great.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  It sounds great to me.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  I want to get out of here.

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Let's get out of here.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Just being in a, on a beach all day, like drinking sweet drinks.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna be in Hawaii 100%.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  On a private little beach.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Not private, amongst everybody.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:06Speaker 05

  He needs recognition.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:10Bobby Lee?

  I honestly believe that.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Is that Bobby Lee? All day. A sign that says, it's me, Bobby Lee.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  There's no way. There's no way. So, um, a small little place, you know what I mean? I want to grow farm.

• 11:22Speaker 05

  Grow farm?

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna farm. I'm gonna farm.

• 11:25Speaker 05

  Melons.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna?

• 11:26Speaker 05

  Canned melons.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  What? What did you farm?

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Whatever they have, like your cane, you know?

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, they pineapple, these, you dole was there for you.

• 11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, pineapple, things that in that environment you can grow.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  Something throw.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  I want to learn how to grow.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to learn. I want to have like a big yard for like cats and dogs and stuff.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  And just like, you know, lay on a beach.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Now, would you ever split a farm with me or no?

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  Cannabis, tobacco, coca, cava, and nut palm.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  These are drugs you can farm.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Probably cava.

• 11:53Speaker 05

  Opioids, maybe.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  I love cava.

• 11:54Andrew Santino?

  Why are you doing that?

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  We don't, we're not gonna, he's gonna farm legal substances he can distribute.

• 11:58Speaker 05

  No, he can relapse once he retires.

• 12:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what? First of all, you know, the process of from coca to cocaine?

• 12:05Speaker 05

  Oh, you would so hire people for that.

• 12:07Andrew Santino?

  As someone that has hired a few people to do that, it is still very hard to do.

• 12:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Maybe I can gentrify cocaine, like they're doing with sardines.

• 12:14Speaker 05

  Oh, you can get the leaves in Los Feliz.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:17Speaker 05

  Like the plants and.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  You know too much about this.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm a little nervous.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  I think if you gentrify old school drugs, that's my thing.

• 12:25Speaker 05

  That's cool.

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Because they're doing it like, you know, with Fishwife. You know what Fishwife is?

• 12:29Andrew Santino?

  No, is it a new restaurant?

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  No, if, no, it's a sardine. So back, back in the day, right?

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Teach me, baby.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you, right, thousands of years of people, like poor people would eat sardines.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  In cans.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  I, I like.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  But it's super good for you.

• 12:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  It's really good protein. And, and she, you know, kind of gentrified it and made it like cool.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  It's like what they do with lobster.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yes, exactly.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  To serve it to prisoners.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, so she's had, that Fishwife smoked Atlantic salmon is so good.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  So it's a brand of, of fish?

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a brand of fish in a tin and a can.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Ah, got it.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, so why can't we do it with opium?

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I think you're right.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I won't do it because I'm sober, but it's like, you know?

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Hey, right here. I'll do it.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  I'll do it.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  What would we call it? Smoke cousin, man.

• 13:16Speaker 05

  Summer school.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Summer school.

• 13:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, summer school.

• 13:19Andrew Santino?

  Summer school is fantastic.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  That's a fantastic.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  Everyone in this room had to take it. I'll tell you that.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  A little baggie that says summer school and it's fentanyl.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  Damn, dude, we gotta give you credit for that? That's nuts.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, what should we call it?

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Summer spring.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Sorry. Lake, lake.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Lake boat.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  No, um.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Lake Elson, Lake Elsinore.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Lake Elsinore. That's a cool.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  Lake sail.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  Sail lake.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Sail lake, no.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Sail away lake?

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Sail away lake.

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Uh, how about, how about, um?

• 13:49Speaker 05

  White lady for coke.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  White lady's too literal. That's what they call it on the streets.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  White sail.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, white ghost.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  They are usually.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, except for Phantom this weekend.

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, we'll fuck up. We'll get a marketing team, but.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  I got a new family for you to hate in the farming world.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  I had this discussion with my in-laws at the house about farming in central California. The Restnik family. Do you know these people? The wonderful, that they own wonderful, you know, palm, you know, they own all of the water, like literally all of our water.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Check this out. Half of the world's nuts come from this family right here. And these people, look up the, uh, click on his Wikipedia. Uh, majority's taking the current water bank, one of California's largest underground water storage facilities, capable of storing 500 billion gallons. Okay, check this out. Every single year, they use 120 billion gallons of water. Two thirds on nuts. This is enough to supply San Francisco's entire population with water for a decade.

• 14:52Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 14:53Andrew Santino?

  Kill these, we don't need nuts.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  You know what we gotta do?

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  We don't need nuts.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  We gotta.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Do we need pistachios?

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  I, I mean, I like walnuts.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  That, I think this is pistachios and almonds.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  But they're using the water for to sell, to sell water, right?

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  They're using the water to make almonds and pistachios. It takes a ton of water to make them.

• 15:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know. Well, then that.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't need pistachios or almonds anymore. Get rid of them. They're gone.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 05

  They use the same water that, uh, fracking.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Fracking wastewater, right? They got criticized for that.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? We should capitalize on air.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  How do we bottle air?

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Hey, we gotta bottle air, I think.

• 15:23Speaker 05

  I think you can do that from concerts. You can get like a Taylor Swift air bottle.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  Will you, hey, will you buy the website Bad Friends Air and we'll start redistributing air?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  What we need to do is take the air out of the world? And then like sell it back to the world.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  You want oxygen?

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want oxygen, but we secretly.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  You gotta buy from us.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Took the air away.

• 15:41Speaker 05

  We could sell it from the Bad Friends studio, like Bobby Lee breathed this air.

• 15:44Bobby Lee?

  Or air, um, buildings.

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, he wants to own.

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  I want to air all, I want to own all air.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Bobby wants to own the atmosphere.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So we, we gobble up all the air, right? Take the air out of society in the world.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Right? And go, oh.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  You want to breathe?

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Hey, rainforest, you want to breathe? But they're like, we have trees, but it's like, we gotta take them away.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 16:06Bobby Lee?

  They create oxygen.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but.

• 16:07Speaker 05

  A high velocity fan.

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  Okay, how about this?

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Why don't we just start owning gravity? Let's go.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Dude, we gotta own gravity.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  We gotta own gravity, dude.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  They're out of here.

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, out of here, dude.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Come down to earth, pal.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  That'll be our.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Or let's get, double down. Once we get gravity, let's own black holes.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  We'll get it all.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll get it all. And bending space and time.

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Carlos heard black holes and piped up real fast.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 05

  But once you get the air, something called the Bernelli effect happens where all the air you get, like you're immersed by it. So you're.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, of course you're immersed by it.

• 16:40Speaker 05

  You need.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Cause you're alive.

• 16:42Speaker 05

  You need to give it two to five feet of space.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, Bernelli will be the, the, the, the brand.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  The brand of our air.

• 16:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Bernelli brand, yeah.

• 16:50Speaker 05

  Seal the gaps, obviously.

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine? We hire him to seal the gaps. None of them are sealed.

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  We lose all of our air the first day.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  Isn't it crazy to think that like, you know, everything is monetized?

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Even simple things like water and.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, water, people have owned the water.

• 17:07Bobby Lee?

  And food, I know.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  So long.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  It's like, and a lot of these water companies, you don't realize, aren't really that good for you.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you mean?

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  With microplastics and, and, and such.

• 17:18Andrew Santino?

  They just caught that fancy olive oil company, the one in the, where you squeeze, it's the little tiny droplet that comes up. They sell them at fancy places. It has forever chemicals all in it. Olive oil company. They just got caught with forever chemicals.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  That's why I buy pretty high end olive oil.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  I make my own.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  You have olive trees?

• 17:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yes, I do.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  I thin you're out.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  And I.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  I see one tree. Oh, you hand.

• 17:40Andrew Santino?

  I hand do.

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  You hand squeeze them.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  I hand squeeze. I just buy.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  All the milk.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  You do?

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I take almonds and I squeeze them as hard as I can.

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  PFAS, baby, forever chemical.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  We got them in all of our blood.

• 17:49Speaker 05

  They got sued two hours ago by the New York Attorney General.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really? It just happened?

• 17:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  Wow, nice.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  I bought a hair kit.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Like on TikTok, it was like, you know, I mean, we send us your hair and we'll tell you what's in your body.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Stop sending people your stuff.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 18:04Andrew Santino?

  DNA. We don't want to send your DNA.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  No, it's a credible company.

• 18:07Andrew Santino?

  You know what you should do? Send your dog's hair.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. And they're like.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  Bobby. This is a huge problem.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  This is a problem.

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  They call you, they're like, sir, can we have a conversation with you?

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you half, are you primitive?

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You're like, I mean, I do feel I'm awake all night. I do.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Yell at the moon in the middle of the night.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's a, gonna be that new movie coming. I'm excited.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Because there's never really been werewolf.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  Uh, a werewolf movie?

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  Teen Wolf, dog?

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  No. No.

• 18:37Andrew Santino?

  One of my.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  Robert Eggers.

• 18:39Speaker 05

  A scary one.

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, a scare, oh, a horror.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  That Nostrooffdo did. He did Nostrooffdo.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  He's doing this?

• 18:44Bobby Lee?

  He's doing werewolf.

• 18:45Andrew Santino?

  Nostrooffdo.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Nostrooffdo.

• 18:46Andrew Santino?

  Let him say it the way he wants to say it.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're fucking Spanish cuck.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  You Spanish cuck?

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Werewolf. And it's spelled like fancy would say it.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Werewolf.

• 18:55Speaker 05

  Exactly.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Because, look at that. If that's not a werewolf.

• 18:59Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that the Liver King?

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  That guy.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  The Red Wolf. When does this come out? Next year?

• 19:07Speaker 04

  Probably at the end of this year.

• 19:08Bobby Lee?

  You should watch, check out the trailers. Pretty good. There's some good movies coming out, man.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  Who's in it? Zoom in. Willem Dafoe?

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  He's always in Robert Eggers. He was in The Lighthouse. He was in Nosferatu. Is that right?

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  Aaron Taylor Johnson, Lily Rose Depp.

• 19:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  Ralph Innocent, Simon Mibernly. So they gave, yeah, cool. Lily Rose Depp.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, she was in, um, Nosferatu. Why, am I saying it wrong?

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  What is it? How do you spell it?

• 19:31Speaker 04

  Nosferatu.

• 19:33Bobby Lee?

  Nosferatu.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  You say it however you want to say it.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want to say it correctly.

• 19:36Andrew Santino?

  Nosferatu.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Nosferatu. Nosferatu.

• 19:39Andrew Santino?

  Now Lily Rose Depp, she was also in Johnny Depp's Balls at one point?

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she was also, okay, let me say something. If you watch Nosferatu, right? She's amazing in that.

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  You would be.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  You would be if your stepmom pooped in your bed.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  You'd have to have some kind of, you'd have to have some kind of depth.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Some trauma.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, some traumatic depth to make you a good actor.

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Who's here?

• 20:06Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh. Uh oh. Blum blum blum blum blum blum blum blum blum. It's black magic.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  It's black magic in the house.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  Magic.

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  Black magic in the house.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing? Are you a Crip now? Are you a Crip?

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  He's a Crip from Compton. Black magic in the house. BlueChew. I'm almost 55 years old. Um, I have a girlfriend and, um, I have to admit, I have to use sometimes BlueChew.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

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• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  It makes you desire it.

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  It desires it in your brain.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

  In your brain. And it's time to make your bedroom noisy again. Nothing says hello neighbors like a bedpost knocking against the drywall at 2 a.m.

• 21:00Andrew Santino?

  That's your bedpost. That's Bobby's bed.

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  That's my bedpost. Yeah. I have a big head. I'm Korean.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  And I'm telling you, there's a reason BlueChew's number one brand for better sex. Experience it for yourself at bluechew.com. It's so good. Bobby is using it and he calls me right after and goes, let me tell you something, dude. I'm juiced up, bricked up to the ceiling.

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  And we got a special deal for our listeners. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third free with promo code BADFRIENDS.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

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• 21:35Bobby Lee?

  And the bedroom. Avocado green mattresses. I'm so excited to tell you our sponsor, Avocado Green Mattresses, because

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  You know, why wouldn't you use, why would you use any other matches when the avocado is the best one?

• 21:47Andrew Santino?

  It is kind of remarkable. When I switched, because Avocado was nice enough to send us a mattress.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  You can feel it immediately. The quality, the quality that they put into this is so nice. They're designed to provide comfort and proper support because you know, old Andy's got a bad back over here. And they help my back stay aligned while still feeling cozy. So you don't get that super soft without any support. They've got them both.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

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• 22:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's the best part. Sustainable choices that you can make with natural certified organic materials responsibly sourced and built to last, which means less waste over time. Cause a lot of times, what do you do? You throw out a mattress that goes in the junkyard, it piles up, probably sits for hundreds of years. No, they've taken care of that. Avocado products are made, not manufactured. Thoughtfully crafted, real materials to deliver lasting comfort and support. You can experience them in person at Avocado showroom or premier retailer near you. Or shop online at avocado green mattress.com slash.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends.

• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  To check out their mattress and their furniture sale.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  That's avocado green mattress.com slash bad friends.

• 22:56Andrew Santino?

  Avocado green mattress.com slash.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends.

• 22:59Andrew Santino?

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• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you this, the best gift you ever give me is Rocket Money because I've saved so much money on my subscriptions, on my gadgets and.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

  So funny how many you had. I think this guy had 12 things he didn't even use.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  I was bleeding money, guys.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  It's so stupid. And they're saving people so much money. I don't even know why you don't want automatic savings. So you download these apps, you pay for a subscription, you forgot you did it. And Rocket Money is gonna save you money. They're gonna save you over $70 on average within the first 30 days.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  They've saved users over 880 million in canceled subscriptions.

• 23:31Andrew Santino?

  That's absurd.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  That's insane, dude.

• 23:33Andrew Santino?

  This, uh, the app consolidates everything, checking, savings, loans, investments into a single dashboard. You can look at everything in front of your face. It gives you a clear view of your financial picture and it automates savings, by the way, so you can grow with adjustable amounts of frequency. You can set it and forget it approach, which is awesome. If you're saving for something big, take the money back from all the unwanted unused nonsense on your phone. Save it for that rainy day for that thing you really want.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, the app consolidates checking, savings, loans and investments into a single dashboard to give users a clear view of their financial picture.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 24:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:05Andrew Santino?

  Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com slash bad friends.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  That's rocketmoney.com slash bad friends. Rocketmoney.com slash bad friends.

• 24:20Andrew Santino?

  Black magic in the house.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  In the motherfucking house.

• 24:24Andrew Santino?

  The motherfucking.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  How are you doing, Black Magic?

• 24:29Speaker 06

  Good. Feeling good.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  You're looking good.

• 24:30Bobby Lee?

  You look good.

• 24:31Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, black magic is back on the show. Good to see you, baby boy.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  So, uh, I've been getting into the alien thing a little bit more.

• 24:39Speaker 06

  You have?

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't understand it. Um, so the higher glyphics in ancient times, in the cave drawings, they show alien heads and alien things. So do you think the Egyptians and these kind of, um, people witnessed and met aliens?

• 24:57Speaker 06

  A hundred percent.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 24:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 24:59Andrew Santino?

  No, what if they were the aliens? Aren't they the aliens?

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not.

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  See, I think they were the aliens. When we say the aliens built the pyramids, that's who was there.

• 25:08Speaker 06

  I mean, cause look at the size of them things and just the science behind them. We can't figure it out.

• 25:12Andrew Santino?

  They keep, I've seen all these videos where they try to emulate how to, how to do that. Doesn't work.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, it, the, the Giza is, um, exactly pointing to true north.

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing, dude?

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  That's not true?

• 25:33Speaker 04

  It's just Bobby got.

• 25:34Speaker 06

  Such TikTok brain.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pointing to true north.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  But it is.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 25:38Andrew Santino?

  True northwest, Kanye's child.

• 25:43Andrew Santino?

  She's doing a concert atop the.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And, um, also it's like, um, the Egyptians believed that we were, it was trying to, um, talk about how we're in the age of Pisces, but we're about to be in the age of Aquarius.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I wish it was Sagittarius.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And in a whole 150 years, the age of Aquarius is gonna happen.

• 26:08Speaker 06

  What the fuck is that?

• 26:08Andrew Santino?

  You're supposed to know.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  You're supposed to know. That's why I'm bringing it up, dude.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  I feel like black people always know this.

• 26:13Bobby Lee?

  About the, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the.

• 26:14Andrew Santino?

  The age of Aquarius.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  The fifth dimension.

• 26:19Speaker 06

  My aunt was heavy into this.

• 26:20Andrew Santino?

  I know. Yeah. See? And none of our aunts were into this.

• 26:23Speaker 06

  She was teaching me this shit when I was young and I'm, I'm still fucked up. I don't get it.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, I don't either. That's what I'm asking. What is it? Are we in the age of Aquarius? In 150 years? And then what happens? And the Egyptians seem to hint at it, right? And they have all these like weird, like hieroglyphic, I can't say it.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  Hieroglyphics?

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Hieroglyphics.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  The age of Aquarius is an astrological era characterized by a shift towards collective consciousness, humanitarianism, innovation and interconnectedness. Sounds good. Astrologers calculate its arrival based on the position of the equinox as a roughly 26,000 year cycle. While the exact start date remains heavily debated, many believe we are transitioning into this new dawn right now.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. We're in the age of Aquarius now.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, we've been in.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  In conjunction with AI and all these other things that are happening and CERN, you know, that machine that they shut down in, what, what, what was it? Switzerland, Netherlands? Where is it?

• 27:14Speaker 06

  But they just shut it down just for maintenance.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  For, but the.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  That's what they told you.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what they told you.

• 27:18Andrew Santino?

  They told you it's for maintenance, but you know it's really.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  You're not, you don't, you work at CERN?

• 27:22Speaker 06

  They're black holes in dimensions. These motherfuckers.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 27:26Speaker 06

  Probably didn't even know it. Then the ship came in like, what the fuck?

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  They had no idea.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you know much about CERN or no?

• 27:31Speaker 06

  Yeah. I don't know a whole, not a whole lot, but I know.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Tell, tell us about it.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  Look at CERN.

• 27:35Speaker 06

  Well, CERN is just particle accelerators, just them colliding particles.

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  What's that statue about?

• 27:40Speaker 06

  What statue?

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  In the front of, that's right in front of the CERN.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Explain that.

• 27:46Speaker 06

  That's the, ain't that the.

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Ali Wong was a part of it. I mean, what's going on here?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Who is that?

• 27:53Speaker 06

  The Indian goddess?

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  Aren't there thousands of them?

• 27:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's like, I forget, man. Shit. I don't be.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  Shiva?

• 28:02Speaker 06

  When it comes to that, is it Shiva?

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  Is it Shiva?

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  It is Shiva.

• 28:05Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  But why is it in front of the CERN building?

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Why is the Shiva statue in front of the CERN building is what we need to know. This is the kind of stuff that our fans really need.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  I honestly, we can talk about something else. We can talk about something else. This is something, I think you're being disrespectful.

• 28:21Speaker 06

  I'm more of a Krishna guy myself.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Timmy.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  Shiva statue stands outside, I'm the one that guessed it was Shiva. Stands outside of the CERN building as a symbolic gift from the Indian government to celebrate its longstanding scientific partnership with the laboratory.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  Dated back to the 1960s.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 28:33Speaker 06

  I can understand that. I'm more of a Krishna guy myself.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  You, oh, you like Krishna?

• 28:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, Krishna, yeah.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm a Shiva.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're Krishna?

• 28:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, Krishna all the way.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  I like more than one arms. That's what I support.

• 28:42Speaker 06

  But Krishna is the most, like, described god in the Hindu, in the Hindu.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Describe.

• 28:52Speaker 06

  He's like, if you Google, what god is the most, most described god in the, in the, in the Vedas, the Vedas or the?

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  All right, let me describe a god and you guess what it is.

• 29:03Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  Go.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  He's wearing robes, he's got a beard, long hair.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  White god.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  Who is it? Who is it?

• 29:12Speaker 06

  He's got a robe, beard.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He has two fishes in his ba- basket.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like my guy.

• 29:18Speaker 06

  Two fishes in.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  Right? There's a snake. What's going on?

• 29:22Speaker 06

  Uh, that's Jesus.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay. All right, he's fat, Asian, right? He's happy. Exactly. So, I mean.

• 29:29Speaker 06

  I'm more of a Shang Di guy. That's who I am.

• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  Who's Shang Di?

• 29:32Bobby Lee?

  Who's Shang Di?

• 29:33Speaker 06

  Is the original.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Describe it.

• 29:34Speaker 06

  Well, Shang Di.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that your cousin?

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Describe it. That's my cousin, yeah. Go ahead. Second cousin on my mom's side.

• 29:39Speaker 06

  Shang Di is the original Chinese god. That's their supreme god.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Can you describe it without looking at the photos?

• 29:44Speaker 06

  Changed the name to Tian. Huh?

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Describe it without looking at the photo.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Shang Di.

• 29:47Speaker 06

  Uh, fucking like, uh, like the sun.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  Look it up.

• 29:51Speaker 06

  Light, uh, cosmic. I don't know how to fucking describe him. He's just like our god. God in Jesus, the god of Jesus. He's hard to describe.

• 29:59Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  He looks like him, me.

• 30:01Speaker 06

  That's Shang Di?

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's Shang Di.

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  He's Chinese, though.

• 30:04Speaker 06

  No, that's.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Watch me with a beard. Imagine me with a beard, dude.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  Go to all real fast.

• 30:08Speaker 06

  Is that Emperor Guang- Guangwu, whatever his name is?

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in on Shang Di.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Supreme deity in ancient Chinese theology dating back to the Shang and Zhou dynasties, initially viewed as the ultimate ancestor of the Shang royal family. He controlled victory, harvest, weather. Hey, weather?

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  He's like Storm from X-Men.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Someone else took that over years later. Later Protestant missionaries famously adopted the term to translate the concept of the Abrahamic god into Chinese. So he was the original from the Shang dynasty.

• 30:37Speaker 06

  Right, so he was before, way before Buddha.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because it was 16.

• 30:40Speaker 06

  Not only that, but he's also, it's, Tian is the same god too.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  They're one and the same.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  Hey, what, what, uh, part of Spain are you from?

• 30:48Speaker 04

  I'm from the north.

• 30:49Speaker 06

  From the north, but what city?

• 30:51Speaker 04

  Santiago de Compostela.

• 30:53Speaker 06

  Oh, Santiago de Compostela.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna go visit. And then, uh, everyone told me not to.

• 30:58Speaker 06

  Right.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  When I was in Spain, they were like.

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Too many bells.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  Don't go.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Are there bells there?

• 31:02Andrew Santino?

  All in the streets. It's all bells. The whole place is made of bells. Little tiny bells.

• 31:08Speaker 06

  Is Yao Ming clo- he live close to where you were?

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  Yao Ming is Chinese.

• 31:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  The basketball player?

• 31:13Speaker 06

  No, Lamine.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  Yao Ming Lamal.

• 31:15Speaker 06

  There he is.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  He's super talented, that kid.

• 31:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's your all time?

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Who's your all time? Of what?

• 31:22Speaker 06

  To Henry?

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Henri, Henri. Terry Henry, I think, is my guy.

• 31:26Speaker 06

  What about, uh, Bur-?

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Burkamp.

• 31:28Speaker 06

  Burkamp.

• 31:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:29Speaker 06

  Fucking nice.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Legend. Dennis Burkamp, yeah.

• 31:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, I like him.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  I can't.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Why can't you?

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, you don't.

• 31:44Andrew Santino?

  It's like edging. Soccer's like an edge the whole.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm an edger. Aren't you an edger?

• 31:49Speaker 06

  What is that?

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  It what?

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  It gets close to coming, but you never know.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I never know.

• 31:52Speaker 06

  Wow, that's gotta be painful.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  That's what soccer is to me. Painful to watch.

• 31:55Speaker 06

  The only time that ever happened is like when your mom walk in, when you're beaten off?

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know that.

• 31:59Speaker 06

  Okay, but then, sorry.

• 32:00Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, finish it though. Finish it.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

• 32:04Speaker 06

  You know, you're in there thinking you got some privacy and she's like, hey, you want pancakes? Like, ah.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you've done that how many times has that happened? Okay.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  You do got the pancakes afterwards.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Was that traumatic?

• 32:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, it is.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's pretty traumatic.

• 32:17Speaker 06

  Mom, she just, you know, she just pretend like it don't happen. She just, eh, okay, well now.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  Jeez, it's pornatic.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  How old were you when that was happening?

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  Twenty-eight.

• 32:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy, I hope you grow up a little bit, doc. I saw what was going on in there.

• 32:36Speaker 06

  But she the one who gave me the, the, the sex ed book instead of just sitting down, sitting me down and talking to me?

• 32:42Andrew Santino?

  Did you read?

• 32:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  There's a sex ed book?

• 32:44Speaker 06

  Page and there's.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Is there like photographs in it?

• 32:46Speaker 06

  Sitting on the toilet and he's like this and it's like, it's okay to masturbate. And I was like, really? And there began my porn addiction.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  The path through puberty.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So what did your mom go, sit down, doc, I want to talk to you about sex?

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  She gave him a book.

• 33:01Speaker 06

  Just gave me the book, Bob.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 33:03Speaker 06

  Book on your desk, can you read it? And I was like, all right.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  And what, what, what, in the book, it had masturbation, it was a chapter?

• 33:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:09Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  I discovered it on my own. How about you?

• 33:12Speaker 04

  You didn't need a book?

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  I didn't need a book, no. It got hard, I'm like.

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  You discovered it differently than everybody else.

• 33:21Speaker 06

  Oh, wow. Yeah.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 33:23Speaker 06

  For sure.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, when I was molested, I wasn't hard.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  I didn't say you were. I didn't even talk, I wasn't even talking about that.

• 33:30Speaker 06

  He's talking about the experience of the joy.

• 33:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:33Speaker 06

  Wait a minute. Was there joy?

• 33:37Speaker 06

  Just asking.

• 33:39Speaker 06

  Interesting.

• 33:39Andrew Santino?

  I think my dad kind of said something. I think my dad said.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  Hey, kiddo.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  Hey kiddo.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what else did he say?

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  What are you doing?

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, come over here.

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay, well, my, all right, I'm naked.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, it's come over here.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I'm over here.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Look at this. You know what this is?

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's yours?

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  No, this is a, this is a magazine.

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what is that?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  It's, you know, pretty good magazine. It's called Hustler.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, nice.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  How you doing?

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm good.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you want to look?

• 34:05Andrew Santino?

  Better now?

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Now, do you feel any kind of thing down there?

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 34:10Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Look at this.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Ooh, a cologne advertisement.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, smell it. Yeah. Drakkar.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  Now I'm hard.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:21Speaker 06

  So your pops introduced you?

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  I think he just taught, no, no, not like sex, not jerking off stuff. I think my dad said something about, if you're gonna do stuff with girls, you go get a condom. I think that was like the most that he said. It was like, if you're gonna do what I, what you're probably gonna do at your age, just don't, don't, don't, don't be dumb, just go get a condom.

• 34:40Speaker 06

  So when y'all got in middle school, if my mother would just would have waited one more year, they taught us that, because we had sex ed in, in.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:47Speaker 06

  And there wasn't circle jerks. See how Bobby left?

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know. What do you mean circle jerk?

• 34:54Speaker 06

  I don't know.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  We didn't have a community circle jerk at lab or around, you know?

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you did.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  You got it.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  You discovered it on your own. So what happened was, so my friend Alan's dad had videotapes, right? And, and so what I would go, I would go, hey, can you steal one of his videotapes? And can I borrow it?

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  I love the videotapes.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  And back then, it was like a movie called, um, Debbie Does Dallas.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  I love Debbie Does Dallas.

• 35:18Speaker 06

  Debbie Does Dallas.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a classic. It's like porn's, you know, um, vertigo or whatever it were.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  Apocalypse Now.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, yeah. But, um, so that was what, what year was Debbie Does Dallas?

• 35:30Speaker 06

  Nineteen, she was before our time, but.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  Had to have been eighty, seventy-eight.

• 35:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm, that's perfect. You know what I mean? So I'm like, you know, ten years old, he has Debbie Does Dallas, and I, I just take it home, right? My parents are at work, it was a weekend, and I, you know, I mean, jerked off real quick, like three pumps, watching Debbie Does Dallas, and then it's, the little thing came out, like a little droplet, and I was like, it felt so good. And I was like, wow.

• 35:57Speaker 06

  Like a, it's just like a, like a volcano or just like, was it a fucking?

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 36:01Speaker 06

  I think, or was it like the over the side?

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  It made that sound.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  It was more like a.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  It made that sound when you walk into a Korean store, ding dong.

• 36:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I just remember that. I must have been like thirteen, I don't know.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen. Thirteen about, right?

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thirteen.

• 36:20Speaker 06

  Wait, wait. Y'all parents didn't have porn?

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 36:24Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 06

  I neither.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your parents did.

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, your dad. Your mom did. You found your mom's.

• 36:29Speaker 06

  My dad.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Your dad had it?

• 36:30Speaker 06

  That shit was all over the place. I said, he the worst fucking hider ever. I was finding porn under the couch, under the shelves, and I was like, dude, this, you got this shit everywhere.

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  Did your mom never say anything about it?

• 36:42Speaker 06

  Uh, I'm quite sure she washed it with him. She had to, because I'm just like, eh, fucking, there's too much porn.

• 36:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:48Speaker 06

  If my father.

• 36:48Bobby Lee?

  They're watching it together.

• 36:49Speaker 06

  Freak like a motherfucker.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  That's a good.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Some people use Jurassic Park as a family, but.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Gather round, family. We're gonna watch Jurassic Park or whatever, but not you guys.

• 37:01Speaker 06

  I guarantee you.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Forrest Gump, everybody. Come on in.

• 37:03Speaker 06

  I guarantee your pops probably had porn hidden somewhere.

• 37:07Bobby Lee?

  No, we didn't.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  For sure, I didn't.

• 37:09Andrew Santino?

  For sure.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my parents were traditional Korean old people.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  For sure, but it's not like, it wasn't in like the cupboard. It wasn't like near the cereal.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Did you look for it?

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  No, cuz I had my own. Like, I had ours.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 37:20Speaker 06

  Well, what I meant by the shelf is, I was like, once I found one tape under the couch.

• 37:26Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Is it dried basil? I mean?

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Is that a shelf?

• 37:29Speaker 06

  No, what I'm saying, though, is I became like Inspector Gadget. I was looking. Chimney, I didn't give a fuck. I was like, where's he keeping this shit? And I was finding his stash like this motherfucker. Man, it was like a marathon of beating off. I said, this is insane.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  He's a little gadget.

• 37:43Speaker 06

  Magazines everywhere. I said, this dude got fucking.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  A clock.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  Your dad's just trying to make you a detective. He's like, Doc gonna be a detective.

• 37:54Bobby Lee?

  You found it eventually.

• 37:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was.

• 37:56Bobby Lee?

  Was he like the riddler who'd leave clues?

• 38:01Bobby Lee?

  Like a little card, you know what I mean? Welcome, Doc.

• 38:04Speaker 06

  The three main spots.

• 38:06Andrew Santino?

  If tits are what you're looking for, lift up the floor.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:09Speaker 06

  The three main spots was underneath the couch, behind the couch, underneath.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  No, we don't know. What are you talking about?

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  By the way, dude.

• 38:19Speaker 06

  I'm trying to tell you. I was lifting up couches and shit.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The couch beneath the couch. I gotta.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  If your parents were watching it together, why wouldn't they just keep it in their bedroom?

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 06

  Because that's where I was finding this shit too. It didn't matter.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  But it's like, they should've just kept it in their bed.

• 38:36Speaker 06

  I don't think my mom, I think my dad was the one, he just was just into that shit.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:41Speaker 06

  He just was hiding it. That's the way he was at. My mother would did that. But my, my father, I'm like, he's the one hiding it. This is dumb shit cuz I was finding this shit everywhere.

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  He wanted you to find it, is what it's.

• 38:50Speaker 06

  Probably.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he wanted you to find it.

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  He was hoping that you were interested.

• 38:52Speaker 06

  And they had a master bed, I mean, a king sized king bed.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that, most parents have that.

• 38:58Speaker 06

  No, no, but they, my parents don't have.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  My parents had a single bed, but yeah.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  Not with the secret compartment.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  On top of the, what do you call it?

• 39:11Andrew Santino?

  The headboard?

• 39:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's a head, it's not a headboard, but it's, it's the headboard, but it's like.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  It's the couch beneath the couch.

• 39:18Bobby Lee?

  The triple couch situation, you know that one?

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  The head, not the headboard.

• 39:23Speaker 06

  No, it's like, I don't even know what to call it cuz it's like, it was a mirror, right?

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 39:30Speaker 06

  You ain't never seen no shit like this in the whole.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so there's like, bad, let me like, bitch, what? A king bed.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  A dresser?

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  And there's a mirror in the back.

• 39:39Speaker 06

  Whole thing that goes with the bed.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like the bed frame, the bed frame and the headboard.

• 39:45Speaker 06

  Right, but this is like, so the headboard is actually a mirror with drawers and then it's got two.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that. Is that it?

• 39:53Speaker 06

  Bigger than that.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, bigger than that, yeah. We can visualize it.

• 39:58Speaker 06

  It's like a whole contraption they had. Like, it was very.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see. I understand cuz that's what my friend Alan had. His parents had a water bed. But in behind it, there were cabinets and a mirror. And it was also a mirror on the ceiling for some reason?

• 40:10Speaker 06

  Not on the ceiling.

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, but yeah, these people had.

• 40:13Speaker 06

  Parents like.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  And what, well, in my mind, I was like, what is that about?

• 40:16Speaker 06

  Like, some, some kinda like.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  What is?

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  People, what do you mean?

• 40:19Speaker 06

  See that one right there?

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:20Speaker 06

  Something kinda like that.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 40:22Speaker 06

  The one all the way on the end. That one.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  With the blue?

• 40:25Speaker 06

  Oh, you just.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  No, with that blue one, with that blue one?

• 40:28Speaker 06

  No, no, no, go back with the arrow. Okay, like that. Like that.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, like that.

• 40:32Speaker 06

  All like, yeah, it's all.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Like that, okay. There's a micro above there. What the fuck is going on there?

• 40:36Speaker 06

  Man, it's a whole bunch of shit up there.

• 40:40Andrew Santino?

  What is it saying? Rent a center? Who's it?

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 40:48Speaker 06

  You've never seen, y'all have never seen any.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I've, I think seen, I've seen seventies versions of that, but yeah.

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I've seen.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  So there's contraption, I don't have that at home.

• 40:55Speaker 06

  Up on the top, very tip top.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 06

  He used to hide tapes in the area. Yep, right up in there. And I used to climb.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Like DVDs or tapes?

• 41:03Speaker 06

  All of them. We didn't have DVDs in the eighties.

• 41:08Speaker 04

  Laser then.

• 41:08Speaker 06

  Just VHS and all magazines.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  The film, the old film thing that they put the reel in?

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  Reel to reel?

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, reel to reel.

• 41:16Speaker 06

  You know, what was, was funny too is, it just was penthouse hustler.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:22Speaker 06

  He had a couple Playboy, but Playboy.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  Playboy was always weak. He wanted, he wanted the nasty.

• 41:27Speaker 06

  He wanted that and I showed it off. I said, I'm talking about this dude, like father, like son.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. But, um, wow, so you, you, he hid him in that backboard.

• 41:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  And also the couch behind the couch. Where are some other areas? Kitchen?

• 41:43Speaker 06

  Okay, so we had an.

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  They had a kitchen behind a kitchen.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they did.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, two kitchens.

• 41:47Speaker 06

  We had a entertainment system in the den. And it was underneath the shelf. It was just where you could just barely slide anything under there.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so it just squeezed underneath it?

• 41:59Speaker 06

  There you go.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like that, like that.

• 42:02Speaker 06

  Yep, so it would be.

• 42:03Bobby Lee?

  You had to lift that whole thing?

• 42:04Speaker 06

  Way bigger than that.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 42:06Speaker 06

  The one that we have.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Like, like that, like that.

• 42:08Speaker 06

  Whole hall unit, like that, but better.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, a high level.

• 42:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, and it was underneath like that.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay, like that. And you had to lift that as a kid to get to it?

• 42:17Speaker 06

  It was like, it was a space elevated enough off the floor where he could just squeeze him in and he would try to push him all the way to the back. But this guy.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you found it. You're, yeah, wow. And you probably felt like, you know, excitement finding it too. Like, my dad's gonna hide it and I'm gonna find, it's like, you know, it's a little, little game you're playing with your dad.

• 42:40Speaker 06

  When you find Easter eggs, but this.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's an Easter egg, yeah. Wow, that's amazing. And what kind was it?

• 42:46Speaker 06

  Uh, oh, it was, that's how I got into taboo. If the porn taboo, come on back, B.

• 42:56Speaker 06

  Come on back, B.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Kachava! No, I'll tell you what, Guy.

• 43:02Andrew Santino?

  Tell me, Guy.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you, I, I drink the stuff.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  It's so nutrient dense. It's all the nutrition your body craves in one delicious, simple shake. And let me tell you something right now, Kachava's got its new cinnamon French toast. It's so good.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  You love, you really love the mint chocolate, mint chocolate chip is one of your ultimate favorites.

• 43:18Bobby Lee?

  I have them all. Chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, acai, strawberry, coffee, chocolate mint, and of course, the new cinnamon French toast.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  It's pretty incredible. The best part about this is, man, uh, energy, digestion, strength, metabolism, cognition, immunity, Kachava supports literally all of these things. If you haven't tried it, you really should. The flavors are so good. It doesn't taste like one of these shakes that's filled with all sorts of like powdery nonsense that gets stuck in your.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  No GMO, dude. No soy, no animal products, no gluten, no preservatives.

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  No fillers, no nonsense. This stuff is great and it's clean nutrition to fuel wherever your day is gonna take you. So you need to take, treat, treat yourself right now to a childhood favorite. Go to kachava.com and use our code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your first order.

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  That's Kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A dot com, code BADFRIENDS. Shopify! Shopify is where you go to start your business with everything you need already there from day one.

• 44:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, they, they, they've changed our lives.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  They have, because we have an online business.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we do. We sell shirts, we sell merch right now. Great shirts at badfriendsmerch.com.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we love Shopify.

• 44:21Andrew Santino?

  Shopify checkout, it, it, it does something that most of these things can't do. It means more customers are gonna actually buy, return, and returning ones can do it in one single clip because Shopify checkout makes it seamless, okay? And questions are gonna come up, people that are shopping online, Shopify has built in AI assistant sidekick. It's ready to help you build, troubleshoot, and keep on moving so you get back to what you're doing, which is shopping for what you love. Shopify handles the setup and checkout. You have more time to focus on growing your business and the tools to do it with them. They kinda make everything seamless for your business so you can sell whatever it is you're selling.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, they power millions of businesses worldwide from household names like Mattel and Jim Sharp to small businesses just getting started.

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  Like Bad Friends. They helped us out since the very beginning. We've been using Shopify Handle Everything since the jump on this show and we wanna thank them for helping us out. That makes our online store seamless and easy to use. All you need is the idea. Shopify handles all of the rest.

• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  Start your free trial at Shopify.com slash Bad Friends.

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

  You heard him. He said, start your free trial at Shopify.com slash Bad Friends.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Quince! Oh my God, I love Quince because it's like high level fashion, nice material, but you're not paying as much, you know, for it.

• 45:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, dude, this is so soft.

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  It's so soft.

• 45:31Andrew Santino?

  This is like your little tushy. This is like Bobby's little smooth tush.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  I keep going back to these guys. They sent us a bunch of stuff and I was like, yeah, let me try it on. Hundred percent European linen pants they have. Shirts are very breathable, easy to throw on, summer upgrade, needs to happen in your clothing rotation. And this is the best part, Bob said it, they start at just $34.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, their tees are soft enough to live in all day.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  And the lightweight cotton sweaters are exactly what you want when summer nights cool down.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  It is so nice, man. And everything at Quince, by the way, is priced 50 to 80% less.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was talking about.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Than similar brands. They work directly with ethical factories, cut out that middleman, that nonsense middleman. So you're paying exceptional quality, not for the brand markup, cuz that's where you get taken. And it's not just clothing. Quince right now has become a trusted favorite for everything from home to travel to everyday essentials. They sent over some travel stuff for me, which was very nice. Thank you, Quince. And now I've got all the clothes I need for my little trip, plus all my little essentials for my on the go.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Make your summer wardrobe easier. Go to quince.com slash Bad Friends for free shipping on your order and a 365 day returns.

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  Wow, it's not available upstairs in Canada too. That's Quince, Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash Bad Friends for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  Bad Friends. You know, it's, it's better to be a dad now, I think. It's easier to hide.

• 46:46Speaker 06

  When you're not getting laid as a kid, that's what you do.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  But also now, it's all online.

• 46:50Speaker 06

  Messing with the streets, I was getting it in, you know?

• 46:55Speaker 04

  Your 27 year olds are not getting laid.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, I mean, there's a sex epidemic now with 20 year olds, you know? I mean, there's a, it's bad.

• 47:03Andrew Santino?

  So they say.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  No, it's true.

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  Who's polling that? And who's saying yes or no?

• 47:09Speaker 05

  I think it's college campuses.

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Where could they get that? I mean, like, who, which colleges?

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  I mean, there's polls and stuff, people call.

• 47:15Andrew Santino?

  I know, I don't buy, show me a poll. Show me the poll that kids are having less sex than ever. Cuz I don't buy it. Who would say yes? You'd lie.

• 47:23Speaker 06

  Wait, wait, wait. The kids are having less sex?

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they say they are.

• 47:27Speaker 06

  Now?

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  Their youth risk behavior.

• 47:29Speaker 06

  Oh, cuz they're in their prime.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  Today's high schoolers are reporting lower rates of sexual activity than previous generations.

• 47:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, cuz they locked in on the.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  The youth risk behavior survey, thirty-two percent of high schools, who's taking that? Imagine they go to your school, like, you guys wanna take a survey about sexual activity? Everyone would be like, nah, fuck that. So the people that said yes are the nerds that aren't fucking, so they're like.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I, I think Doc's right. I think the dopamine hits, right, that normally kids would get are now exchanged with video games.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think it's dopamine. I think the fear of the internet is what's real. It's not the dopamine. There, it's, we had dopamine hits. I played duck hunt for a thousand hours a fucking day.

• 48:04Speaker 06

  Real talk.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  The problem is, you, they're afraid of the internet, of like, a girl being, saying something about them, like, Tommy Martin's cock is goo, is sideways, and then passing it around to everyone in school.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  There's no, there was no communicate, when we were kids, it was word of mouth, and half of that shit was not true.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 48:22Andrew Santino?

  You know, like, I remember this girl, they, they said that this older guy, we were, we were, what? Uh, sixth grade, and they said an eighth grader, uh, she poured syrup on his wiener and licked it off. And then, in high school, someone asked her, she was like, we've never even hung out, me and that guy.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  But it was like, people just made up shit, cuz they were like, I heard.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  The, the, my girl, there was a girl that's in my class, I forgot her name, and I feel so bad about that, but there was a rumor that she took three bunnies and put it in the microwave.

• 48:50Bobby Lee?

  And they exploded in her microwave, right? And I remember at school, I went, bunny killer.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  Slightly different topic.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I'm just saying about.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  It's good, though. Yeah, this was real. That's what happened.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there was a rumor, right, and I called her bunny killer, right? And then the teacher came up to me and yelled at me, and it's like, you have no proof, you have no, you know?

• 49:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  These are just alleged, you know, allegations.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  But it sounded real.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  It sounded real, and then if I saw her now, I'd be like, I know you didn't kill bunnies.

• 49:15Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  By the way, now she's doing it. After all those years.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe she was.

• 49:21Speaker 06

  Instead of putting them in the pot, she put them in the microwave.

• 49:23Andrew Santino?

  What was a big rumor in your high school that got around?

• 49:26Speaker 06

  A big rumor?

• 49:26Andrew Santino?

  That like, everyone was saying?

• 49:29Speaker 06

  In high school?

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what, our high school, did they try to elect twin brother and sister prom king and prom queen?

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 49:35Andrew Santino?

  That was like, the meanest thing ever.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Did that, did it happen?

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was never in the.

• 49:41Andrew Santino?

  Taboo.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was never even in the running. Were you in the running?

• 49:44Andrew Santino?

  For prom?

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wasn't even.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Even the, the funniest guy in my high school was a guy named Matt Ueda.

• 49:52Andrew Santino?

  Where's he at?

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but, and I remember when him getting the, you know?

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  Prom king?

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, he got, we had a funniest guy, like, different, like.

• 50:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  He got funniest guy, you know what I mean, in our class? And I remember in the yearbook, he's seeing, he had a front pa, like, a page, right? And I remember going, I'm so much funnier.

• 50:13Speaker 04

  What did you get?

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Nothing. I got nothing.

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  He wasn't there enough. He would probably, you probably were absent a lot.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I missed junior year of rehab.

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  Rehab?

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  So it's kinda like, you can't get voted in if you're not really around.

• 50:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright. What'd you get? Anything?

• 50:29Speaker 06

  I didn't get shit.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 50:31Speaker 06

  I wasn't, I was popular, but not like that.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Most likely to go to the NBA?

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  Imagine he was taller than everybody at one point, and they were like, man, Doc's, Doc is gonna go, man.

• 50:42Speaker 06

  I actually made the JV team.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 50:44Speaker 06

  And I got kicked off.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Why? Cuz they kept growing?

• 50:49Speaker 06

  Get your little ass out.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  They come back from the summer, they're like, damn, Doc.

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  Just on your look, you look like a bowler.

• 50:55Speaker 06

  Uh, I do bowl.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's nasty.

• 50:56Speaker 06

  I got a ball, I got a.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  You know, he's nasty at bowling.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  I bet you, do you roller skate or no?

• 51:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, I did.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would love to go to roller skate with you.

• 51:05Speaker 06

  Roller skate, basketball, football, somewhere to.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  Everything where stuff is close to the ground.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what, I love roller skating. I go by myself.

• 51:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if I fall, it's way, it hurts way more.

• 51:15Speaker 06

  What is it close to the ground? Skydiving?

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  You're not, you're not jumping a lot.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  Basketball? That's too far for you.

• 51:22Speaker 06

  It'd be crazy if I was a poll voter or something.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You, you have any alien updates or anything?

• 51:28Speaker 06

  Uh, I'll tell you one.

• 51:30Bobby Lee?

  Tell me.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't have to be alien, you could just.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Just give me updates, give me updates of your life.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  What's going on in your real life? Are you still working?

• 51:37Speaker 06

  No, I haven't worked in about two years.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 51:40Speaker 06

  So right now, I'm like, in between, I said, well, I might pick up another job, um, depending on if I have this other project that might go through. And, uh.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  Like a podcast, like a podcast?

• 51:50Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, no. This is acting. But, um.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:53Speaker 06

  I'm, uh.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Like that?

• 51:55Speaker 06

  Working on my stand-up more. Like I said, I've been going back and forth to New York, so I'm, wanna go to New York this month.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 52:01Speaker 06

  End of this month, and keep building the stand-up. I ain't really been doing too much or nothing, just that and, you know, being with, hanging out with my cousin, trying to give him some time.

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  You, do you, do you collect unemployment?

• 52:11Speaker 06

  No.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  Never, why not?

• 52:13Speaker 06

  I did when I first left Amazon, cuz I can't get it now.

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  But Amazon, don't, don't they have an unemployment program for as long as you work there? Don't you get benefits when you leave?

• 52:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, I got those already.

• 52:22Andrew Santino?

  And you're done.

• 52:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, and you're done.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  How about this Wednesday, I do a belly room show, this Wednesday, it's new joke night. You wanna do it?

• 52:29Speaker 06

  Comedy store?

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  In the belly room?

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Upstairs.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Upstairs. Come do it. It's always packed.

• 52:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  It's not him, it's my, it's my show, but I'll like, you know, Andrea Ginn's on it, there's a bunch of people on it.

• 52:40Speaker 06

  Cause you know, I hate going to the.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  I know you do, but go, come upstairs and do the belly room. I'm doing brand new jokes.

• 52:46Andrew Santino?

  Best thing is you can sneak up the stairs and don't see anybody.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:48Speaker 06

  I'm cool, I'm cool.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Come this Wednesday night, dude. I'll put you up.

• 52:51Speaker 06

  Alright.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you can get some, your rounds in, you know?

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what, what are you doing? When you wake up in the morning, you eat?

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Give me the routine, the doc routine.

• 52:59Speaker 06

  I wake up, I eat.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  What time?

• 53:00Speaker 06

  Check my email.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  What time is it?

• 53:02Speaker 06

  It's like, seven, eight o'clock.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  In the morning? Wow.

• 53:05Speaker 06

  Do that. Then I go walk the neighborhood around eleven, twelve o'clock.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Doing what? Stalking?

• 53:12Speaker 06

  Well, no, no.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  Prepping, it's called prepping.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, prepping, roaming.

• 53:16Speaker 06

  It's called admirer, from a distance.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  Cruising.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Cruising. He's cruising.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's cruising.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  He peeping? He peeping?

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Peeping.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, alright. So you're walking around the neighborhood?

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  So once you found your victim, then it's.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  No, so you're walking around the?

• 53:31Speaker 06

  Walk around the neighborhood, then I come home, and then I just chill at the crib.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

  Make lunch?

• 53:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I might go do a mic, or if I got a little small show to do or something like that, I'd do that. And I just talk on the phone to family and friends. I'm telling you, my life, my, my friends, they'd be like, man, your life is boring as hell, stop calling me.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but it sounds very easy and nice.

• 53:52Speaker 06

  Man, cuz I'm fifty-two, so what more can you really do? Like, I'm not a party Hollywood drunk, you know, like Bob, I'm just.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  So there are almost five years.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Almost, yeah.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so.

• 54:04Speaker 06

  That's good.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 54:05Speaker 06

  So goddamn proud of you.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But, um, I'm fifty-five as well, so we're, you know, getting older. Maybe you're just slowing down physically.

• 54:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, you know what I was gonna say, though, is, you're the only person that ever, like, drink and get fucked up and don't party. I do, you've never, you've never heard of this guy, like, partying anywhere?

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  Who?

• 54:25Speaker 06

  This guy.

• 54:26Bobby Lee?

  I did it alone.

• 54:27Speaker 06

  Alone?

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:28Andrew Santino?

  He always liked it alone.

• 54:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm in a lone, private.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  In his hotel room.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not one of those guys, uh, I'm gonna go to the bar, or, you know?

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  That's me, I love the bar.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:36Speaker 06

  You do?

• 54:37Andrew Santino?

  I love a bar.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  He loves a bar.

• 54:38Speaker 06

  Hold up, but how do you get drunk alone, like, fucked up alone, like, is it like, uh, what makes you just go, fuck it? Just me, and I'm just gonna?

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Because for me, it's like, it was, it was always just hiding, like, I knew what it was. And it's me covering up feelings and, um, not wanting to be here. And it's like, why would I do it in front of other people? You know, so doing drugs alone and drinking alone privately in my bedroom is my thing.

• 55:07Speaker 06

  Goddamn, that's depressing.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  It's, it is depressing, you know, I remember, I remember when I was detoxing, I thought I was gonna die the last time, and I had, I was waiting for a room to open up at a place in Phoenix, but I, and I slept by the doorway of the hotel, because if I had died, then they just, they can discover my body sooner.

• 55:32Speaker 06

  What the fuck, dude?

• 55:36Speaker 06

  You gotta be one of the most selfish motherfuckers.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Why? Why?

• 55:40Speaker 06

  People didn't walk in and see you fucking.

• 55:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I just thought that, I, I felt like I was gonna die.

• 55:45Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah?

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, and.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  You're right, I felt like I needed medical, something, alright, forget it, dude.

• 55:54Speaker 06

  I'm sorry.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  It's just like, like, one of the most vulnerable things that have happened to me in the last five years.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  You, you think his death was like, um, was influenced by his need to be seen as a famous?

• 56:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, cuz I wanted to find me dramatically, like.

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  Like on the ground?

• 56:09Speaker 06

  You didn't do the Asian Maryland.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't feel well!

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just, I took a pillow.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  He's got a boa on.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, I, I just would sleep by the door with a pillow.

• 56:25Speaker 06

  How you feel now?

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  I feel great.

• 56:26Speaker 06

  Feel great?

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel great. But, um, I don't like the way you mocked me.

• 56:30Speaker 06

  I just.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I've never, I've told that story before, I've never had anyone laugh at it.

• 56:35Speaker 06

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that, that didn't seem like.

• 56:38Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get Doc to go to AA meetings and just laugh at every story.

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was just like my bottom.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  It's so crazy.

• 56:49Speaker 06

  It's so crazy to hear famous person's bottom. It's like, what the fuck?

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I wasn't in like a nice hotel. I was, it was okay.

• 56:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was, it was a nice hotel.

• 57:00Speaker 06

  He's a poor kid in a third world country. He's like, I wish I could be.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm very lucky. I'm very lucky that I got to stay in the nice hotel waiting for a room to open up at a rehab. I'm very lucky.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Privilege, a privileged bottom.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  It's a privileged bottom, but for me, it was my bottom.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's the name of his new special, Privileged Bottom.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Privileged Bottom.

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  Watch it now on Hulu. When does your special come out? November?

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  November what?

• 57:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Yeah.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  Oh, congratulations.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:25Andrew Santino?

  Hulu.

• 57:26Speaker 06

  Time. Bobby should have been pulling one out.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Dude, ah, you know what? We're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're pushing, but I like it.

• 57:35Speaker 06

  You should have fucking did it?

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did it already.

• 57:37Speaker 06

  Okay, well.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  He shot it already.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  I shot it already.

• 57:39Speaker 06

  You should have been done it.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but I already did it.

• 57:42Speaker 06

  Okay, well.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's, I did it.

• 57:45Speaker 06

  All the fans was looking for this. They've been looking for your shit.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's coming out. Why are you angry all of a sudden?

• 57:55Speaker 06

  I'm like, this guy, like, he's like, one of the guys that just won't give the people what they want. It's like, fuck you.

• 58:08Speaker 06

  They've been wanting this shit for a long time, Bobby. It's like, drop the special, motherfucker. Even I want it. I was like, why Bobby?

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he wants to, uh, he wants to make it a real special.

• 58:18Speaker 04

  It's a special.

• 58:18Andrew Santino?

  A special special.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  Oh, this one is dear to your heart?

• 58:23Speaker 06

  I didn't know.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Get it out, get it out.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  I like it.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Get the frustrations out.

• 58:27Speaker 06

  It's not frustration, it's just.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  In vino veritas. And wine there is truth.

• 58:35Speaker 06

  Well, it's, it's, uh, admiration.

• 58:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he admires you.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  You admire me.

• 58:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, as a comic, you, you, you're a funny dude, bro.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Like Kevin Spacey in the movie Seven.

• 58:44Speaker 06

  But you know what I want to do?

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I admire you from afar. You're a man. You come, brath.

• 58:50Speaker 06

  It's the wrong.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Remember? That's what it sounds like. Yeah, yeah.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's coming?

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  A little psychotic.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  It's called finally.

• 58:58Speaker 06

  You've already done what, three?

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Five.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  No, I've done, uh, I've done three.

• 59:05Speaker 06

  Three.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 06

  How did you feel about this one?

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I saw it a couple of times. I go, I can't watch it again. You guys, I, I get, you know, I told the producers, just whatever. Just cut this, my laugh out a lot.

• 59:19Speaker 06

  Oh, you.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  So, um, you're going to New York.

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  Well, so you're gonna go try to live in New York?

• 59:25Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no. I'm just wanna just, I've just been going back and forth over the.

• 59:28Andrew Santino?

  Where are you staying when you go to New York?

• 59:30Speaker 06

  In the hotels.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you don't stay with like a friend or anything?

• 59:32Speaker 06

  Nah.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  There's two hotels or just one?

• 59:34Speaker 06

  I do like three, four, about almost a month out there. Just one.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  That's gotta be expensive, huh?

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  So expensive.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you just stay with a friend? There's gotta be comics.

• 59:42Speaker 06

  Well, I got family, but the problem is, is I like to just be in, out, gone. Now, the last time I stayed with, you know, uh, Lee Sayet, that does the, uh, podcast.

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  He used to do Joey Diaz's show.

• 59:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, they still do. They still do.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  Together. So, he, I was staying with him the last time I was there.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  In Jersey?

• 1:00:00Speaker 06

  No, in New York.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he lives in the city?

• 1:00:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, he just recently got married to.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  Slept on the couch?

• 1:00:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  You could sleep like that?

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  Well, I could have slept in the bed. I had the whole apartment to myself, cause he has this.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Why are you so defensive? I didn't know he had a spare bed. Maybe he could have.

• 1:00:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, but.

• 1:00:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:15Speaker 06

  But I didn't sleep in his bed. It's weird, even though I could have slept in his bed.

• 1:00:20Speaker 06

  Cause you never know. Like, I know he probably washed, but sleeping in another man's jizz is weird. You know what I mean?

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, yeah.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're assuming a lot, but yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  You think you knew Inspector Gadget was coming to sleep over, so he left some clues for you?

• 1:00:35Speaker 06

  You're like, what?

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Black Inspector Gadget.

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Speaker 06

  The worst part.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look, that's you, Doc. Yeah, he's got a gun. So, a little, some porn, some money.

• 1:00:53Speaker 06

  Dr. Vino with.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Vino right there, yeah.

• 1:00:57Andrew Santino?

  Will he find his bitches?

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  That'd be a good look for you.

• 1:01:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, where are my bitches?

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm out here inspecting, man.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Could you be, be, become a detective, detective, you think?

• 1:01:14Speaker 06

  You know what? I, uh, recently just tried to apply for being a police dispatcher, cause I just wanted to see if I can do it. I failed the whole motherfucking.

• 1:01:24Speaker 06

  I failed that shit.

• 1:01:25Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  How is that hard?

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Don't you just answer the phone?

• 1:01:27Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, no. Like, so when they bring you in, they give you all recordings, right? So, it's all emergency calls. It's like, yeah, such and such, but it's like so much shit going on at once, and you gotta try to memorize this shit.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's, I'm calling in. Hello?

• 1:01:44Speaker 06

  Hey.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  Fired, you're fired.

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  That's what I'm trying to tell you.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  You're already fired, dude.

• 1:01:50Andrew Santino?

  911, what's your emergency?

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, do that. Ready, go.

• 1:01:52Speaker 06

  Trying to tell you.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  911, go ahead.

• 1:01:54Speaker 06

  What, so?

• 1:01:55Bobby Lee?

  You, you start. 911, emergency?

• 1:01:57Speaker 06

  Uh, my cat is stuck in a.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm the guy.

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  You're the fucking.

• 1:02:01Speaker 06

  You're the guy.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  I see why you failed this test.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:03Speaker 06

  Oh, I'm the guy.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're the.

• 1:02:05Speaker 06

  911, how may I help you?

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  How, what's your emergency?

• 1:02:09Speaker 06

  What's your emergency?

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  It's like the literal.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the little thing, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:11Speaker 06

  This is what I'm trying to tell you.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  Not good.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  I came home, I came home, my pa, my, my, my parents, they, they're not breathing.

• 1:02:18Speaker 06

  Would you guys just relax? I'm always on the other side getting arrested, so I wouldn't know the fuck the call.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about? My parents are not alive.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Let me see the test. They put the test online?

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:29Andrew Santino?

  What, what?

• 1:02:30Speaker 06

  It's like, if it's, if it is online, whoever put that up, they're gonna get arrested.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  What was the, what was the, what was the test like?

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  The test is all recordings. So, it's like 911 calls, and then you have to jot down the information that's happening, and you have to make sure you take the most crucial points, and then they do a multiple, uh, uh, multiple choice question.

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  And you failed those.

• 1:02:50Speaker 06

  I failed.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, here, here, here's some, right? So, um.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  But wait a minute, what I'm confused about is, don't, can't, you, they're writing stuff down. Aren't they on a computer while they're on the call? You can hear them. They're typing the names, addresses, so why would you have to memorize it?

• 1:03:02Speaker 06

  Because you gotta, it's, when, when you're under pressure.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  Right, you have to be able to retain the information.

• 1:03:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, you have to know what.

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay, ready?

• 1:03:10Speaker 06

  Points to take.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do it.

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  Pick up the phone.

• 1:03:13Speaker 06

  911, is a joke in your town. They want the most, you know?

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Already failed. Yeah.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  My family's dead.

• 1:03:21Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  I'll do it. 911, what's your emergency?

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  Hi, yeah, my, my son just broke into the house and he shot my brother and my mother-in-law, and they stole my dog, uh, three of our dogs. They stole, uh, Kibbles, uh, Whiny, and Poopsme, and, um, he's wearing a black.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry, Poopsme, what is that?

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  Poopsme was the name our four-year-old gave. Our four-year-old is in the house too. He's upstairs, he's trapped. Um, I need.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Gabe is your brother.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  Please come back fast. Please come, bye.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Is Gabe your brother?

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  They're gone.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm the cop, ready?

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  All right, emergency, what's going on?

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, um, a man called, you know what I mean, and the brother broke in the house, shot the brother, named Gabe, stuck in there.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  Gabe?

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and there's animals.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  How many?

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  A couple.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  What are their names?

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Ah, I don't know. I didn't know this was gonna be this kinda test.

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  That's what he had to do.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  But then apply, applied!

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  That's what he had to do.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  For this? Is that my dream?

• 1:04:14Speaker 06

  It's fucking just like.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Why is that your dream?

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  Don't yell at the cop.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. That's a my dream, though.

• 1:04:19Speaker 06

  I just put in the application. I didn't even think they were gonna call me. And they called, like, come on in. I was like, what the fuck?

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  They need people.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  They need people.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  That's a tough gig.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  That's a tough one.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  You're listening to sad shit all day.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it. It's too, too traumatic.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  You know what I do? I told them, Be My Eyes. I do Be My Eyes. You know Be My Eyes is? It's great. Look up Be My Eyes. My friend Hillary signed me up for it. It's an app where blind people call you, and they say like, hey, can, they show you, they're, they're FaceTiming you, and they go, hey, man, what am I looking at? Like, I'm looking, like, my last one was a guy working in his garage, and he was like, hey, what part is this? Is this an, like, what size is this? What is this? So, I was telling him what the parts were that were in front of him that he needed.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  That's not the same thing.

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  This is bullshit.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  It's bullshit.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? I'm, no, you help, you help these people.

• 1:05:05Speaker 04

  Blind mechanic?

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  No, it's a man just fixing something in his garage.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, call Ikea.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  Call Ikea?

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they'll bring over, so, they'll come and help you.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this, it's not landing. This is a good thing. This is a very good thing.

• 1:05:19Speaker 06

  So, a blind person?

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you guys are, you guys are dumb.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  You didn't say blind person.

• 1:05:23Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I did.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  You did? Okay, tell me again.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  The first thing out of my fucking mouth.

• 1:05:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  Blind people.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  I think they should call it something else.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  Be My Eyes?

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  Pretty literal.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Eyes without a face. Eyes without a face.

• 1:05:34Andrew Santino?

  Eyes without a face.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  No, it's great, because blind people, if people, if you don't know.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're blind.

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  Not that most people that are blind can't see anything. That's like a common misnomer. It's not like you see blackness. It's actually super rare. So, they see, but they can see distorted. So, a woman called me and goes, hey, which bag of vegetables am I holding? I can't tell which one this is.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  You can't Chat GPT it?

• 1:06:00Speaker 06

  Shout out to Nathan Hurt.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  How is Chat GPT gonna tell her what it is?

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Cause you can take a photograph. What kind of vegetable is this?

• 1:06:06Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, maybe she doesn't wanna use Chat GPT. They use Be My Eyes.

• 1:06:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:09Speaker 06

  So.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  So, I Be My Eyes a lot. I like that. That I do. They call and it goes, blah, blah, blah. Someone's calling.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  They can't, they can't do Be My Ears.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  That one would work.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  That wouldn't work.

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  So, um, that failed.

• 1:06:24Speaker 06

  That failed.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, what else are you trying for?

• 1:06:26Speaker 06

  I got 49 out of 79. I was supposed to get 79.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  You had 49 out of 79? The test was out of 79?

• 1:06:33Speaker 06

  No, 79 was just to pass. I got 49 on it.

• 1:06:37Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't sound good.

• 1:06:38Speaker 06

  I left a whole, cause when the recording came on, I left the whole section.

• 1:06:42Andrew Santino?

  By the way, he goes, I got 49 out of 79. And I'm like, that doesn't make sense. You got 49 out of 100.

• 1:06:48Speaker 06

  But I just tried to make it better.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:51Speaker 06

  Oh, you asshole.

• 1:06:51Andrew Santino?

  I know. When he said 79, I go, what a weird, what an innocuous number. Four, 49 of 100 is wild. They give you like 30 putting your name on it, huh?

• 1:07:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think so. It was like, the recording was so fast. It's rapid. And they tell you, they say, hey, you're not gonna get everything. Just jot down what you can. So, it gets, it goes from slow, and then it goes progressively, like, just to that goddamn top speed, like.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Were there people in there taking it with you at the same time?

• 1:07:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was like 50.

• 1:07:18Andrew Santino?

  Did any of them pass you, no?

• 1:07:19Speaker 06

  I.

• 1:07:20Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be a few.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  It's gotta be a few.

• 1:07:22Speaker 04

  Other than 49.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  If you're a.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  That's how many, how many people do you think auditioned?

• 1:07:27Speaker 06

  I'm gonna be honest, like, I didn't even want the job.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  Auditioned. Did you meet the director?

• 1:07:34Andrew Santino?

  Please slate please.

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, interview, the interview. How many people interviewed at the same time you did? Took the test?

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  It wasn't, it's just about fifty people.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Fifty? So fifty and you think there'd be two come up?

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  I would say one or two get it.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's gotta be someone that's really good at like retention and regurgitation.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  What if forty percent got it?

• 1:07:50Speaker 06

  The chick next to me was so fast.

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  Maybe half.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Maybe half.

• 1:07:53Speaker 06

  The chick next to me was so fast, I said, she, she just doing, she just writing shit down, there's no way. But if she was that fast, she passed. I said, this chick passed.

• 1:08:01Andrew Santino?

  Maybe she did.

• 1:08:02Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Andrew Santino?

  If you're a fan of ours and you do nine one one operator, please. By the way, nine one operator is so funny, they're listening to our show instead of taking calls. Please let us know down below, reach out to Carlos in the booth at gmail dot com, we wanna hear your story, I would love to hear. You know what I mean, I'd love to.

• 1:08:16Speaker 06

  Hundred percent that there's some nine one one operator out there that's a fan of your show.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  You know who I think our biggest contingency of fan is?

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  By far, huh?

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  People who call nine one one?

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Probably, but.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's very good.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Drivers.

• 1:08:31Speaker 06

  I passed the typing test.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  Drivers.

• 1:08:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the type, there's a typing test there.

• 1:08:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's how I got to the next phase.

• 1:08:36Andrew Santino?

  How many words per minute?

• 1:08:38Speaker 06

  Oh, I think I typed forty-three and you only had to do like thirty-five.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  That's good, you, then you thought, oh my god, I got this.

• 1:08:45Speaker 06

  You gotta be able to type in big but mems dot com, quick.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  Below forty is not good, so you just got it.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  You just.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  Forty to fifty is average, sixty is good, and eighty is advanced.

• 1:08:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm twenty. I gotta be twenty.

• 1:09:01Speaker 06

  Can you type?

• 1:09:02Andrew Santino?

  I voice text.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't even fucking time.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Like David Spade.

• 1:09:05Speaker 06

  Hold on, hold on, y'all didn't have.

• 1:09:05Andrew Santino?

  We do a lot.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like Spade.

• 1:09:07Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:09:07Speaker 06

  Typing wasn't a curriculum or must?

• 1:09:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when we were in high school.

• 1:09:11Speaker 06

  In high school, oh yeah, so you should know how to type.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't know the numbers though, I don't remember what mine was, cuz I just did whatever they needed.

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  I think if I, if I wanna know where the T and the H are, right, and have my index fingers on those, I think I can do it, well.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh no, I can type like this, yeah, you don't need.

• 1:09:26Speaker 06

  Well, you know the homeroom keys though.

• 1:09:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, A S D F L, whatever the.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't type.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  He hunts and pecks. He does this.

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  L A U A N T, I think I do it.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  And then he goes, ah.

• 1:09:47Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, yeah, delete, delete, delete, delete.

• 1:09:49Andrew Santino?

  The hunt and peck.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:51Speaker 06

  You guys know how to type, you know the homeroom keys?

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:53Speaker 06

  Okay, what about you, Carlo?

• 1:09:55Speaker 05

  I mean, I know how to type, yeah, yeah, I, I can't like list the keys by from.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  A S D F L, what is it? Well, I don't, I see it, but I don't know.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 06

  Yeah, here's a question for you guys, would you do Neuralink in the future?

• 1:10:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:10:06Speaker 06

  Ten years from now?

• 1:10:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what it is, but I'll do it.

• 1:10:09Andrew Santino?

  Chip implantation in your.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck, yeah.

• 1:10:12Speaker 06

  You?

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  Uh, sure, I.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing all of it.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  I don't care.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't have kids.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and why not?

• 1:10:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm not valuable.

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  I'll be the first guy to do it.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  I'm not a valuable, I can get out of here and no one would, it's fine, yeah, put it in my head.

• 1:10:26Speaker 06

  Ten years from now, that's why I said, it'll be way more.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  What is the wrist thing?

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that funny, everyone in this room is childless except for you, you would never do it.

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  I wouldn't do that.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  See what I mean, and Carlos, would you do it?

• 1:10:37Speaker 05

  No, too early.

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  For ten years? Ten years is gonna be so advanced.

• 1:10:41Speaker 05

  In ten years, it doesn't even seem, I don't know, that doesn't seem like a long time.

• 1:10:44Andrew Santino?

  Look how far we've gone in ten years from now.

• 1:10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:47Andrew Santino?

  Think about ten years ago and how far we've gone from then to now, and then it's exponentially getting faster every year. We can't even predict, ten years could be insane.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  I think in ten.

• 1:10:57Speaker 06

  Also, remember that AI is also a big contributor to the technology advancement of Neuralink, so now, would you do it?

• 1:11:07Speaker 05

  Probably not still on it.

• 1:11:08Andrew Santino?

  Wow, what's the hesitation, I wonder?

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  I already got something on my head, surgically put.

• 1:11:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you don't wanna fuck up your hair?

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Ah, we're gonna have to go through that.

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  And they do Neuralink now for people with hair transplant, they have different, he got his hair done.

• 1:11:24Speaker 06

  Ain't shit there, what, you really got something done?

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  It's worth it.

• 1:11:28Speaker 06

  When did you get it done?

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  Come here and show him up close, he can tell up close.

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  Two months ago.

• 1:11:31Andrew Santino?

  It just started.

• 1:11:32Speaker 06

  Oh, two months ago.

• 1:11:33Andrew Santino?

  It takes a long time, but he gets there, look at it.

• 1:11:35Speaker 06

  Let me see what you got there.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  It's going, dude. Look, look at how much better that looks, well, I would face him forward, yeah, there.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, look at how much is there.

• 1:11:44Speaker 06

  Okay, yeah, I touch it, but.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, this is the weirdest.

• 1:11:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  I've never touched it, I've never touched it. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  You wanna touch it, yeah, I can touch it. Gave you consent.

• 1:11:56Speaker 06

  Who's gonna tell him, fellas?

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Who's gonna tell him what?

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's like cheap hair.

• 1:12:04Speaker 06

  It's only for you, man.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:06Speaker 06

  Go get your money back.

• 1:12:08Speaker 06

  Money back, Carlos.

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  It was free.

• 1:12:10Speaker 06

  It was free?

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:11Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah?

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what you get when it's free.

• 1:12:13Speaker 06

  Do you feel the confidence coming back, or how do you feel?

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  No, I forget about it all the time, it'll be a couple of months.

• 1:12:18Andrew Santino?

  He was confident when he was bald, it didn't matter, it didn't matter.

• 1:12:21Speaker 06

  That's what I like about that.

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  It never mattered to him.

• 1:12:23Speaker 06

  Fuck.

• 1:12:23Andrew Santino?

  Ever.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  Would you get it done?

• 1:12:25Speaker 06

  Plugs?

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:26Speaker 06

  Nah, I'm gonna go on ahead and just.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:28Andrew Santino?

  But you shave your head anyway.

• 1:12:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, I don't shave it, but.

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  You, I'm saying you, you, what do you call it?

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  You have nice hair.

• 1:12:33Andrew Santino?

  Cut it short.

• 1:12:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, I cut it today.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:35Speaker 06

  So my shit is like.

• 1:12:36Andrew Santino?

  Wait, who cut your hair?

• 1:12:37Speaker 06

  Me.

• 1:12:38Andrew Santino?

  You cut your own?

• 1:12:40Speaker 06

  I used to be a barber, I didn't tell you?

• 1:12:41Andrew Santino?

  I know, but.

• 1:12:41Speaker 06

  Ah, damn, I got surprises for you, motherfucker.

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  He used everything, baker, barber, anything.

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  Candlestick maker, wasn't it, isn't it hard for you to line yourself up though, isn't that what they say, no?

• 1:12:50Speaker 06

  No, not as, my eyesight isn't as.

• 1:12:53Andrew Santino?

  Cuz I gotta tell you, one side is higher than the other.

• 1:12:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, but my hair don't grow like, straight, everybody's.

• 1:12:57Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know, I know, I know, but.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a little crooked though, I can see from here.

• 1:13:00Speaker 06

  But that's okay though, it look good though.

• 1:13:03Andrew Santino?

  So you line your shit up in the mirror?

• 1:13:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:05Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:13:06Speaker 06

  Beard, everything.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  Do you have a, do you have like a template to line up, do you put on your head, you've seen this when people put the, you know what I'm talking about?

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:13Andrew Santino?

  Not a bowl, but you know what I mean, they have like, they have guards and guides now, so you can line up yourself, you've never seen this?

• 1:13:18Speaker 06

  Amateurs.

• 1:13:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:13:19Speaker 06

  Rookies, I'm a seasoned vet here.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, you got the.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  It looks good, I never noticed.

• 1:13:24Andrew Santino?

  The leaning tower of peas up there.

• 1:13:25Speaker 06

  It's not me, it's blended, like I used to blend it, but.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  You're doing it wrong.

• 1:13:29Andrew Santino?

  They do say it's hard to do on your own, cuz it's in the mirror, that's gotta be tough, look at that fade for beginners.

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you take a, a three shaver, like, you know what I mean, the, whatever the.

• 1:13:38Speaker 06

  Three?

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Level three?

• 1:13:41Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what that means, oh, you mean the, the clip numbers?

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  The clip number.

• 1:13:43Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you just do it, why would that not work?

• 1:13:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he, he has to line, the line, the hairline.

• 1:13:50Speaker 06

  I'm using ones and no gars, I'm, I'm deep in the trench.

• 1:13:53Andrew Santino?

  We're talking, not the whole head, we're talking about lining up his hairline.

• 1:13:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, right here.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:57Speaker 06

  Right here.

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  Black guys, black guys get their edges, you edge your.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I wouldn't edge it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:01Andrew Santino?

  No, you're an edger.

• 1:14:02Speaker 06

  You'll get your shit edged too, look at your beard.

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we edge, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have a barber.

• 1:14:06Andrew Santino?

  Because I have, you know, cuz I have a little bit of flavor, Doc.

• 1:14:09Speaker 06

  Not about that, that ball spot in the middle and the back, but not.

• 1:14:11Andrew Santino?

  Wow, he's strong.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you're strong.

• 1:14:13Andrew Santino?

  A lot of shade, dude, you give this guy a bottle of Josh and he's.

• 1:14:15Speaker 05

  You're a hater.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:17Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's a lot. Y'all be hating on me, fuck all y'all, y'all ball be hating on me.

• 1:14:20Andrew Santino?

  I know, I'm not hating on you.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm, today's, you know what I did today?

• 1:14:24Speaker 06

  What'd you do?

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Did you, I go, I, we need Doc today.

• 1:14:26Speaker 06

  Oh, I ain't that bad.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I did.

• 1:14:29Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  Because I just, today I was doing other podcasts, I was brain fried.

• 1:14:34Speaker 06

  How do y'all do that?

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard.

• 1:14:37Speaker 06

  Bouncing in the park, I don't like it.

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's hard.

• 1:14:39Speaker 06

  I, I barely like doing this shit.

• 1:14:44Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, bro.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 1:14:45Speaker 06

  You're welcome, you're welcome.

• 1:14:47Bobby Lee?

  Like, when you get the call, do you, do you go, fuck?

• 1:14:50Speaker 06

  Nah, yeah, yeah, sometimes, but I'll tell you why, you two are very gifted, you know, I don't think you guys really, well, maybe you do know, cuz that's why you're rich, but let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, you two go do the way that you do voices and accents and shit, like, even when I came on here, I was like, I don't.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  Hey, how you doing, I'm Jimmy Small Eyes, you know, stuff like that, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:11Speaker 06

  What the fuck that was?

• 1:15:13Andrew Santino?

  Is that the gift you're speaking of?

• 1:15:15Speaker 06

  But it was just, but even in the character work that you two do.

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:20Speaker 06

  It's funny, it's believable.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:23Speaker 06

  And it, it just crosses.

• 1:15:25Andrew Santino?

  It can be.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  It can be.

• 1:15:26Speaker 06

  It can be, but.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes it's a struggle.

• 1:15:27Andrew Santino?

  I think as we have our, it's our little play place. This is where we get to like, fucking goof, it's like our little goof.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  It's a goof.

• 1:15:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a goof room.

• 1:15:36Speaker 06

  I, I see the same two dudes on stage though, cuz I grew up with you guys.

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, I know what you mean, we are, yes, we get.

• 1:15:42Speaker 06

  Came up with you guys.

• 1:15:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, you're right, well, because, um.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:15:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't know.

• 1:15:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, we're polar opposites in many ways.

• 1:15:49Andrew Santino?

  Very, a lot.

• 1:15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:50Speaker 06

  Yes, of course.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  He's more alpha.

• 1:15:52Andrew Santino?

  Except our comedic dials seem to be on this, it's like, um, what's that thing Duncan Trussell loves it, you know, the thing that's like, uh.

• 1:16:00Speaker 06

  Shout out to D T.

• 1:16:01Andrew Santino?

  I love that dude, you know, he, he has that like, it's like electric, it's like electric waves between your hands and it like, do you know what I'm talking about?

• 1:16:08Bobby Lee?

  Of course.

• 1:16:08Andrew Santino?

  I don't know the name.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Xalophone.

• 1:16:10Andrew Santino?

  Xalamon.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  Xalamon.

• 1:16:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what it's called, but I mean, like, you can have these different sounds and they're so different, but somehow they like blend well, that's like him and I, we're like two different.

• 1:16:19Speaker 06

  Frequency.

• 1:16:19Andrew Santino?

  We're two different frequencies, but for.

• 1:16:21Bobby Lee?

  Right, xylophone, right, or no?

• 1:16:22Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, it's like with the hand, it's like with your hands.

• 1:16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you call that?

• 1:16:25Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 1:16:27Bobby Lee?

  What do you call that, let me?

• 1:16:44Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that wild as fuck?

• 1:16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:46Speaker 06

  His right hand, look at his.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're doing that with taboo, I know.

• 1:16:53Andrew Santino?

  No, be nice, guys, he has Parkinson's, that's. That has nothing to do with the music.

• 1:16:57Speaker 06

  Oh, God, you're the.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's beautiful, is it not? You've heard that in music?

• 1:17:02Andrew Santino?

  A theremin?

• 1:17:04Andrew Santino?

  You're using two electrical.

• 1:17:05Speaker 06

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:07Andrew Santino?

  There is no strings, it's all, it's all because of electric.

• 1:17:11Speaker 06

  So it's the currency from his hand to the.

• 1:17:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's the current, you're, you're interrupting the current.

• 1:17:16Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  You don't even know about this.

• 1:17:19Speaker 06

  Nah, I've never even seen.

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:23Bobby Lee?

  Haven't heard of a disreydo?

• 1:17:25Speaker 06

  What year was this even?

• 1:17:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, what year was the theremin invented, probably in the sixties, fifties, sixties, I don't even know.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a cool instrument.

• 1:17:32Speaker 06

  Because he's doing the fucking theme song from.

• 1:17:35Andrew Santino?

  When is it from, nineteen twenty?

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Nineteen twenty, dude.

• 1:17:38Speaker 06

  From, from fucking Wizard of Oz.

• 1:17:40Andrew Santino?

  Somewhere over the rainbow.

• 1:17:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:50Andrew Santino?

  You were in that movie Wizard of Oz.

• 1:17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:52Speaker 06

  Was I?

• 1:17:53Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:17:53Speaker 06

  Lollipop Kid?

• 1:17:54Andrew Santino?

  You weren't Toto?

• 1:17:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was Toto, you motherfucker.

• 1:17:58Speaker 06

  Little black bastard.

• 1:17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:59Speaker 06

  At least he wasn't talking about the flying monkeys, cuz then I'll be.

• 1:18:01Andrew Santino?

  I would, brother, I'm not gonna go there.

• 1:18:03Bobby Lee?

  I'd be the scarecrow, I think.

• 1:18:05Speaker 06

  You can go there, cuz you know what?

• 1:18:06Andrew Santino?

  Cuz you have no heart, that's a Tin Man.

• 1:18:08Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I have.

• 1:18:09Andrew Santino?

  Scarecrow has no soul?

• 1:18:10Speaker 05

  No brains.

• 1:18:10Andrew Santino?

  No brains.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  No brains, I'd be, I'm, yeah, I'm definitely the scarecrow.

• 1:18:14Andrew Santino?

  You're the no brains.

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:16Andrew Santino?

  What am I then, I'm probably, I'm not the cowardly lion, oh, I'm the man behind the curtain, I'm the wizard.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're the wizard, yeah, and you're Toto.

• 1:18:23Speaker 06

  That would be me.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:24Speaker 06

  I would be the guy behind the curtain.

• 1:18:26Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 1:18:27Speaker 06

  No, cuz of my voice, cuz remember he had that, that powerful ass?

• 1:18:29Andrew Santino?

  Let me hear it.

• 1:18:30Speaker 06

  Open the curtain and it's like, little bitch, you know?

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the wizard was a black Wizard of Oz, no?

• 1:18:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:36Speaker 06

  That's the.

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:37Speaker 06

  That's the wizard.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  The Asian one wouldn't work because of the yellow brick road, would disappear.

• 1:18:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, Toto would only have been for one scene, that's for sure.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's eaten, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Tin Man, it would say made in China.

• 1:18:54Andrew Santino?

  It would break, it would break down. He breaks right away.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Right away, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:57Speaker 06

  Just heard, ah!

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:00Speaker 06

  And then scene.

• 1:19:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and scene, yeah, the movie would be five minutes long, yeah.

• 1:19:05Andrew Santino?

  In the wizard.

• 1:19:05Bobby Lee?

  The wizard.

• 1:19:06Andrew Santino?

  The yellow brick road, it was Martin Luther King Boulevard that the.

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:17Andrew Santino?

  All right, we gotta go.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:18Andrew Santino?

  Doc, look into the camera, sign off for us, I love you.

• 1:19:21Speaker 06

  I love y'all, thank y'all for checking out Bad Friends, we'll see y'all soon.

• 1:19:24Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not one of those, thank you for bringing up Bad Friends.

• 1:19:26Speaker 06

  Oh, all right, I always fuck it up.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:28Andrew Santino?

  You got it.

• 1:19:29Speaker 06

  All right, thank y'all for being a bad friend.

• 1:19:31Andrew Santino?

  I love.