The Slow Clap

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• 0:45Andrew Santino?

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• 1:13Bobby Lee?

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• 1:29Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  You look good today. Your hair looks good. You look good.

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  You look smooth.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Interesting.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  Smooth, baby Asian boy. Baby Asian boy.

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  So we're at...

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Go ahead.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  At the Comedy Store last night?

• 2:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the comedic store.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  Already dude.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  We were out there selling jokes.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Already dude, already dude.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm just you from last week.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, already dude, already.

• 2:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm you from last week.

• 2:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm you from, from three years ago, dude. I, I doesn't make it, I don't, that makes no sense. I'm so sorry dude.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  What's up, okay, tell the story.

• 2:20Bobby Lee?

  There is no story, dude.

• 2:22Andrew Santino?

  What's the story?

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  I, I just, I don't know.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  What's the story, morning glory?

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  This?

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Nothing dude.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  What happened last night?

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  You're a little rude.

• 2:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, what did I do?

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm at the Comedy Store, um, I'm, I'm watching your set. Great set.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  Terrible set, it was not a good set. I was meandering through, meandering through poop last night. Sebastian gave me a great intro. I don't think I brought this guy on stage before. Yeah, he has.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  A fellow Chicagoan, ladies and gentlemen. He's got an Italian license, he doesn't look Italian.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  It was such a good intro.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Great intro.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  He killed harder in an intro than I did on any of my shit jokes. He'd crush.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  I thought you did good, I thought you did.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  And I went up there and just.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  That's all I did.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  For 15 minutes.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm in the hallway.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  Fart, crap, poop.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cause then that was the reason.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  And then he's on, he's in the hallway, I can see him. I can see just a little dumpling resting in the window of the hallway. And I walked down and this is what he's doing. This is what he's doing, leaning against the wall going.

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know what that's called?

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  What do you want my reaction to be?

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Do you know, uh, okay. Okay, uh, uh, okay.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  What would you want? I ate shit on stage.

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know.

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  Then you're leaning against the wall going.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I didn't know.

• 3:46Andrew Santino?

  Imagine the level, imagine the level of condescension with.

• 3:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  What would anybody's reaction be to that?

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I didn't know. Let's backtrack a little bit. I didn't see your set. Okay, okay. I didn't see your set.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  Stone face.

• 4:05Bobby Lee?

  I didn't see your set. I showed up, right, I'm in the hallway, I'm watching him, right? Toward the end, right? So I have no idea what he did, what the, uh, crowd is like or whatnot. I hadn't even gotten into the room. Okay? See, he walks out and just as a joke, I go.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? He walks right past me, says nothing, right? Goes to the kitchen.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? Slips out the bag.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  To the valet.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to the valet. Without acknowledging my presence.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  And then Bobby runs up to me. This is icing on the cake. Everyone's in agreeance with me, by the way.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  But this is icing on the cake. After the condescending clap, then he chases me in the parking lot. And he goes, "You're not gonna say hi to me? You're not gonna say hi to me." And I said, "I gotta go home." And then he goes, "We're business partners."

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  I did say that.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  We're business partners?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we are. We are not business, oh, we're not business partners.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  We're not friends.

• 5:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, exactly.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  We're not friends.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  We are.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  I guess not, because I would have led with-

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Two things can be true.

• 5:12Andrew Santino?

  Say hi to my friend. I guess I'll say hi to my friend.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Why couldn't you say hi to your friend?

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  We're business partners.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Why couldn't you say hi to my-

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  Like it's a law firm.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it's Santino and Lee, not Lee and Santino. Law firm.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  The boss is here.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  The boss is here. You're the boss, dude. Okay? I was your intern, you moved me up as a fucking-

• 5:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm the only boss, I'm the only boss that gets paid the same as his employee. I'm the only boss on earth where the employee is matched to the CEO.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, I grabbed your wrist.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  You did, I didn't-

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Because you were trying, no, because you were trying to leave.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  I was trying to get in my car and go home.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm gonna, because you're not gonna, I'll tell you what's not gonna happen here, bud. Okay? What's not gonna happen here, bud, is us being in an environment

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  where you're just gonna not acknowledge my presence. That's what's not gonna happen.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  See, this fame is going to his head. I told you, Andres, when I called you last night, I said, "I think he's getting too famous."

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude, I- Is he gaslighting me, dude?

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  What? You're getting too famous. A lot of people have been telling us.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so-

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Grabbing a friend's wrist is generally considered crossing a physical boundary, particularly if it's done without consent forcefully or to your boss. Particularly to your boss.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Boss man, I'm sorry I grabbed your wrist.

• 6:28Andrew Santino?

  I had a bad couple of sets.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  I did not know that information.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  I'm running through new shit all this week. Some nights are good, some nights are tough, but I'm trudging through the mud. And then the clap in the hallway.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  It was like a Seinfeld episode. He did the clap. He did the clap. He did the clap!

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Ah, I did not know. So now I have further context of the situation.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  And you had every right to not say hi to him.

• 6:53Andrew Santino?

  I love you. Thank you. Good to see you.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  But I'm gonna grab your wrist from now on.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you're gonna get hurt if you do that. You're gonna...

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  A slow clap is widely considered a condescending, sarcastic, or ironic gesture. Everyone in the world. In Africa.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  They know.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they know?

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  They know.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  They know.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  So it was condescending.

• 7:15Bobby Lee?

  A guy has a cricket stick? What's going on here? What's the context? He missed?

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  He has a cricket stick, yes.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. He missed and slow clap. Okay, good. So, uh, they play cricket in Africa?

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  All over the world.

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good.

• 7:26Andrew Santino?

  Cricket is a universal sport.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, right? I wanna be...

• 7:29Andrew Santino?

  No, I just had a terrible set. I was...

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  I did not know that.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  I was slumming in the bums.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  I was bumming in the slums.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I grabbed your wrist. I said, you know, um, say hi. And I understand why you reacted the way you did, and I apologize.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. I love you.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love you too.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  And I'm sorry for ignoring you in the hallway, but the slow clap got me good.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  All the way home.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  Yin, yin, yin. No music.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:50Andrew Santino?

  And all I can hear is...

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  Looping through my head.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  Yin, yin, yin, going through the canyon.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, can I just throw another fact in there then?

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Give me another?

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  If I may, yeah.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  I killed. But anyway, let's move on.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  I had a really good set, but, um...

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  I know you did.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  No, but, uh, 'cause I'm doing old shit.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  But... Not for long.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, not for long.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  Because the finally tour is on sale right now, so please go to Bobby Lee...

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, very good.

• 8:20Andrew Santino?

  Go to BobbyLee.live. And please go see my best friend, my business partner, as he refers to it. I would've said friend first. I consider you my friend first. One of my closest friends.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I agree.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  And we do a job together.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  But I wouldn't do this if we weren't friends.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  I understand that, but we are also business partners.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  We are.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  But I'm, you're, you're my friend first. I care about you more than this...

• 8:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, and I would agree with that.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Because otherwise, if we're just two guys doing a show who aren't friends, then it's just Two Bears One Cave.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Keep that in, that's true.

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  I'm kidding.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding! They love each other.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Gee, man, Christmas.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  They're tequila or whatever. Go buy their tequila.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  Are we not allowed to make jokes with them anymore with anybody? Is everyone sensitive?

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're very sensitive.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  I love that fucking shirt and your hair looks good. You're doing all the, you're touching a lot of the buttons right now.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you why, because I quit smoking as well.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is day two.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  Dude, did you really?

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, day two.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  Day two?

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  And how do you feel?

• 9:22Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good. Well, I'll tell you why I did it. Um, and, uh, I'm not a scientist, as you know.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  I don't, are we?

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Some people think.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Is it general health and wellbeing?

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  Are you coughing at night?

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  No, what, no, what happened was, I was smoking a cigarette and I had a loogie. You know what I mean?

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  As one does, right? And in my sink, I just went, and I just spit in the sink.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Inside your house?

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  In the sink.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  Right, right, right. Oh, were you?

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  My sink isn't in my backyard.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  Were you smoking?

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No, it's, uh, it was.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  You have an outdoor sink. You have many outdoor sinks.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  I do have outdoor sinks.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Wait a minute. I thought you were smoking in this.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't smoking in the house. I went, I smoked a cigarette outside. I went inside, right? I did loogie, right?

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Got it, that's fine.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then I just let it sit there. Science. Remember the science?

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm a scientist.

• 10:15Andrew Santino?

  You're the scientist.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, it dried.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  It does, yeah.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  As one does.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  It should, yeah.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  As, it's called elements, you know what I mean?

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  I told you he was a scientist.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  This is good. So the elements caused it to dry? Yes? So elementary, elements caused them to dry?

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 10:37Andrew Santino?

  So they dried?

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  They call it air.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  Air?

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Learning.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  You're learning. You are. You're learning.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  So the loogie dried in the sink?

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 10:45Andrew Santino?

  And then?

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  You want to know about geopolitics too? I'm really.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  Not interested.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Anyway, um, and it wa, it looked like, um, it looked like tar.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  After it dried.

• 10:58Andrew Santino?

  Because of, yes, the.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Because of the smoking.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then because Remy had died, right, death was on my mind. Right? And I made the connection between the tar loogie that dried through elements, through air and whatnot. Okay.

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  And the death of my dog made me go, I'm done.

• 11:19Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, um, I'm a little anxious. Um, I told, I told the boys before, I don't know if I could do this today. I have, you know, very filled with anxiety and, um, you know, I don't know much, I don't know what I'm gonna talk about, but, you know, but we're here.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're cold turkeying. Why don't you just supplement it with?

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  I like sweating.

• 11:35Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you do just the smaller doses of nicotine to get you off in general? Oh, you're still doing it.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing it.

• 11:42Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Of course you're doing it.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I am.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I mean, I'm not.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  I got it.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's, um, yeah, there's a lot of anxiety here.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  But it's okay.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Going on.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  But you have to stop. Not to be dark.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Cause you've also mentioned a lot. You're still smoking, you're still smoking.

• 11:57Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  You gotta stop smoking.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  I have said it a lot.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And do you know why you said that? Not because we're business partners, because we're friends.

• 12:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I do care about the business of it all.

• 12:09Andrew Santino?

  No, no. I do care about you a lot tremendously. And if I'm being honest, and I know this is not gonna be a funny part of the show, but I don't care.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  My biological father is, uh, perpetually sick because he smoked for like 45 years.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he's got.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Did he quit?

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  He did, dude, but.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Uh, gotta be 15, 20 years ago.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, then why is he gonna quit? I quit, I'll keep smoking then. I'm fucked.

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  The consequences are already in play.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  No, you can lessen how bad it is, cause your body is, your lungs are incredible. They clear out very quickly.

• 12:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  But if you smoke up into your like 60s, you're in deep shit.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right. You're in deep shit. Yeah.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  So if you quit now.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  The lungs are amazing. They clean out at such a rapid rate.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  But Keith Richards has always been my bar.

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Because you know, there's a legendary story where you smoke like two packs of Marlboro Reds.

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  Bring a photo of Keith Richards today.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Without makeup.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Without his makeup and hair done.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  So you go to the first photo. Yeah. There you go. That's what you wanna look like? He's 42.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Him and I are the same age.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  But my point though, but he's alive though.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  He's barely alive.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  I know, but in my mind, I'm like, oh, Keith.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  There it is.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  There it is. That's the photo.

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  That's what he looks like.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  That's what he looks like. Yeah, that's.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  On the left.

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  On the left.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, yes, he is alive, Bobby. He's an A, an anomaly, and B, and B, if you know nothing about this show, once we speak of this on this show, he will be dead. Everyone we talk about on this show.

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:34Andrew Santino?

  Someone sent me a clip. I guess Eric Dane passed away.

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  And we talked about him two weeks before.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  I know, I didn't even want to. Yeah, I said it.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  It was just in conversation and we were like, Eric Dane, and how, we gotta stop talking about celebrities. They're all gonna be dead.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Can we talk about celebrities we want to die?

• 13:52Andrew Santino?

  Diddy.

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  Wait, we did a whole episode on Diddy. He didn't die.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he didn't die.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  So it doesn't work.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:59Andrew Santino?

  You know who I saw had some celebrity beef this week that was wild?

• 14:02Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 14:03Andrew Santino?

  Was Arquette and Tarantino. Did you see this?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  She's, this is what's interesting about Hollywood. Now they're attacking each other. Because she was in Pulp Fiction. And then she didn't like.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Jackie Brown.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  No, wasn't she in Pulp Fiction?

• 14:20Speaker 03

  She was. She's mad about the N-word scene at the end.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what? Arquette?

• 14:25Speaker 03

  Roseanne Arquette.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Roseanne.

• 14:26Andrew Santino?

  Roseanne Arquette.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was Roseanne Arquette. Yeah.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  She's in Pulp Fiction.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, you are. She is in Pulp Fiction.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  And she doesn't like that he used the N-word in the scene with the, at the house with the guys. And she did like a whole thing about it. And then Tarantino went off online. It was fucking nuts.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  He was like, he didn't seem, uh, he's, uh.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  Well, this is just what she said.

• 14:44Andrew Santino?

  You take 12 years of slave, which supposedly made by an amateur. Steve McQueen is very different than Quentin.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  When you have a, yeah, she's just going on about him using the N-word and saying it's like, you know, cheap and hack and gross and whatever. And then he popped off. And he was like, you had no problem taking the job from me.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Also, at the time, though, when that, when that movie was.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  It was fun to say. No.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. It's just that, yeah, it's Sam, it seemed, um, I think with Samuel Jackson, it wasn't in the scene. It would've been weird.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  I think there needs to be like, you know what I mean? Oh, well, Sam's fine with it.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  There's two ways to look at it.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay. That's his quote.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  He said, "I hope the publicity you're getting from 132 different media outlets writing your name and printing your picture was worth disrespecting me and a film. I remember quite clearly you were thrilled to be a part of." The writer-director wrote in his statement addressed directly to our candidate.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Here's what's interesting. Two ways to look at this. And let's get some, let's get some honest perspective from the booth as well, then.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  Especially from filmmaker over there.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  If the calls for the character in almost anything that we've ever made in the world of art and film, if we're gonna believe that this is the world in a vacuum, if it calls for the character to use certain language, it lines up. When Leo went off, right? It was disgusting, but that was the character.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  You mean in Django Unchained? Yeah.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 16:04Bobby Lee?

  In what? Leo?

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  In Titanic, when he yells the N-word.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I remember, man. Right when he drowns, he says it.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  You gotta turn it off, but he says the N-word, right?

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  When he's like, "Goodbye, Rose."

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  And then says the N-word.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  He says, "I remember that."

• 16:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, in Django, he says it, it's very appropriate for the character. It's atrocious to hear, but what, when Tarantino was doing was showing how vitriol and disgusting these people were. It was brilliant. It made you loathe a guy that we love. It was perfect.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  The argument that many people have made is this man, it didn't really fit the character. It was very odd. It was almost inserted in a way where you go, this guy lives in the valley, as we know. He's got a wife. He's friends with these guys, so he's obviously a little bit of a up-to-no-gooder.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  But he doesn't see, it's, it is true that it doesn't quite fit the character.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because Leo in Django is a plantation, you know what I mean?

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  Owner.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Owner.

• 17:12Andrew Santino?

  He's a slave owner.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, slave owner, and he would say it.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  But a guy that lives in Sherman Oaks.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  Also.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Right, a guy with Sherman Oaks, right? Who has a, doesn't he have a black wife? Yeah, Bonnie's black.

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bonnie's black, right? So maybe that... It's like Bill Burr?

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  That's an interesting...

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Can Bill Burr say it?

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm, I, how about this?

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  I bet you he doesn't.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  I bet he doesn't.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  I understand the argument where you're like, if things are called contextually for a character.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  But that character wasn't really that.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right, right.

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Look, does she need to talk about it publicly? No.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  But also, we've all thought it. We've all been like, ooh, that was weird. When he said it, you were like, whoa.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:58Andrew Santino?

  Because I have that sign outside of my house.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like last night-

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  That fits me!

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but last night I saw Chappelle Lacy at Swingers, right?

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  He is always at Swingers.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  He's always there.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  He's there every night.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  He lives there, right. And he gets that chicken sandwich.

• 18:17Andrew Santino?

  Careful.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, it's not fried.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not fried. Yeah, yeah. He gets that, like, that, you know-

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Grilled chicken.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  He gets the exact same one every night.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the same. He loves that sandwich.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  Every night.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  But it's, it's as if, you know what I mean, I said it to him last night.

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is that in it-

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  Why did you say it?

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say it. Well, I didn't say it. What I'm saying is, is that how casually he says it-

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, in the movie, right? It's like, even if you're with your black friend, you wouldn't casually say that.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  No, you wouldn't.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  You wouldn't.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  No, you wouldn't.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  You know where you would say-

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  You wanna say it.

• 18:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you wanna say it, but you wouldn't casually do it.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't casually.

• 18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  You know where you, you, you know, you know when you say it in front of your black friend?

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  Never.

• 19:02Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you never say it.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you don't.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you never say it.

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  I got a fan, like a fan to my fan page, is that or the girl that helps the book, uh, the show?

• 19:16Bobby Lee?

  Go back, Boris, go back.

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Sorry.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  I got an email through the team from like a fan or something.

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  Go further, back.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

  Kidding.

• 19:25Andrew Santino?

  My, my dad ran out on my mom and I-

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  No, I got an email from like a fan page thing or something, and it is a request for you and I-

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  To perform at a wedding. And now immediately I was like-

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm not gonna perform at a wedding. I'm not gonna perform at a wedding.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm out.

• 19:46Andrew Santino?

  But how about this?

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm out.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  It's the royal family.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm in. Yeah.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  No, but as-

• 19:54Bobby Lee?

  But Prince Andrew has to be there.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  It's his wedding.

• 19:57Bobby Lee?

  It's his wedding, okay.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  It is very weird. They want us to perform at a wedding. Clearly, I'm like, no, we're not gonna perform at a wedding. But the thought of it was so funny that you want this beautiful, special moment. I was just in my car laughing like, you want this beautiful, special moment of you marrying your wife and Bobby and I doing bits? You want us to do bits at the happiest moment of your life?

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:19Andrew Santino?

  You want Bobby and I to do a Bobby Lama? To your uncle? Yeah.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's just no way.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  No, never, but it did make me laugh. Cause they did, they, it is weird. We get, okay, we get people to say, can I propose to my wife at your show?

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:34Andrew Santino?

  We did that all the time. We let them propose.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  But we've never been asked to do the wedding, to perform at the wedding.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

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• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  Coffee, baby!

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Remember the strawberry one they dropped? Man, I love that one. Every time they drop a new flavor, dude, I get stoked, man. I get hyped because this stuff is legit.

• 20:58Andrew Santino?

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• 21:17Bobby Lee?

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• 21:26Andrew Santino?

  And this new flavor, coffee, is absolutely delicious, by the way.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

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• 21:41Bobby Lee?

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• 21:50Andrew Santino?

  That's Kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A dot com, code.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  BADFRIENDS.

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

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• 21:58Bobby Lee?

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• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  And every single one of Avocado Green mattresses are made with thoughtfully sourced materials and built with real care. You're gonna get incredible sleep night after night after night. Bobby tells me constantly, uh, he's sleeping much better. And let me tell you something, sleep is so important and we don't, we take it for granted all the time. And we're like, oh, I gotta, you know, I gotta, I gotta wake up early for something. I didn't get a good night's sleep. It's gonna ruin your day. The avocado green mattresses are great because they have quality that lasts and they're good for you while being good for the planet.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

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• 22:54Andrew Santino?

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• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  That's avocado green mattress.com/badfriends. Avocado green mattress.com/badfriends.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

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• 23:21Bobby Lee?

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• 23:37Andrew Santino?

  You most of the time you don't know.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  You sign up for an app and you know what I mean? You're bleeding money. You don't know, right? And that's what Rocket, what is Rocket Money? Tell them about Rocket.

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

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• 24:28Andrew Santino?

  And what this is going to do for everyone in the world that wants to know is it's going to help you consolidate your financial life to make it a little bit easier because we're always on our phones. We're clicking yes, pay for this, pay for that. Everything is so digitized now. You're not thinking about it. So let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  That's rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Rocketmoney.com/badfriends. Let me ask you this. Last night, um, so you went up.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  Then Ally went up.

• 25:02Andrew Santino?

  No, no, Ally.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  Went up after you.

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I brought up Ally.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  And Ally brought me up.

• 25:05Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

  Right. And she brought me up. Great intro.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  She always does.

• 25:08Bobby Lee?

  And, um, you know, you tell a joke, you know, when the guy, previous person, right? She took it well, but some people don't. How do you think about that? So what I did was ladies and gentlemen, Margaret Chow.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Funny.

• 25:21Bobby Lee?

  Simple.

• 25:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  A simple, right? She turned around, did a smirk. Yeah, like, right? And she took it well.

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  Then went to the lot and slashed her tires.

• 25:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I've, I've, I've given people, you know what I mean, that, and they haven't talked to me for years.

• 25:36Andrew Santino?

  You will, you, well, it depends on the relationship.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  No, I've had great relationships with comics where I said something like, I, I, I'm, I'm not afraid to say it, but you know what I mean? Um, it wasn't even bad. It was Argus Hamilton.

• 25:50Andrew Santino?

  Respect a legend.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  Legend, right? Uh, um, great hair today, something like, it was, it wasn't, it wasn't anything.

• 25:59Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Right? You know what I mean? Two years later, it's like, I have a resentment towards you. You know what I mean? My hair looked good that night. I was like.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  Two years?

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  He was feeling it.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  He was probably-

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  How do you, I mean, do you say, I mean, do you do a little slam slam?

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Uh-uh.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  You don't.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  Here's why, unless it's you, if it's like-

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you say crazy things.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, but you're a friend, it doesn't, I can't, you know what? If it's, if it's a certain people, I'll do it. But pretty rarely.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  Like, because Maren and I went back and forth for a little while, because that fuckhead, he'd give me an intro every time, he'd be like, "I tried to be friends with this guy, we went hiking once, he never wants to hike with me again, I don't know if we'll, we'll probably never be friends." Andrew Santino.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  That's still pretty good.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  And I'm like, "Thanks for the fucking-"

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's still pretty good because it shows relationship.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  I know, but it's not even like a, "You're gonna like this guy," it's like, "Here he is."

• 26:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:44Andrew Santino?

  You got, I pump it up.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  You got spade.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 26:47Speaker 03

  You got spade the other night.

• 26:48Andrew Santino?

  What did I say about spade? Oh, yeah.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  What did you, what did you say, what did you say, what did you say, what did you say?

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  What, I was like, "Give it up for that guy," what did I say?

• 26:57Speaker 03

  He needs it.

• 26:58Andrew Santino?

  He needs it.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  That's, see?

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  It crushed.

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  It crushed?

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  But David loves that kind of stuff.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  He does, he's, he's, he's great about stuff like that, yeah.

• 27:06Andrew Santino?

  There are certain people that enjoy it because they kind of think it's fun. He also, if you saw from, he was holding me from going on stage.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 27:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, you do, that's the bit that you do.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a good fun bit.

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  He stops me from getting on stage-

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a fun bit.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  And then he pretends he needs to like, talk to me or something.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  And he's just making you wait longer, and the host is going-

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  Get to the stage.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  And I don't know if it's for them or the host suffering.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  It's both.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I think you're having two people suffer.

• 27:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it works.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because the host is always a newer comic, and they don't know what to do. And that's what I like.

• 27:35Andrew Santino?

  They keep going.

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then sometimes they'll look at the curtain. See if anyone's, see if anyone's back there, right? They get really nervous.

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they do.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do a one-minute rule with Ramsey Badawi. I go, "One minute."

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean?

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't get to get on stage for a minute after his name is announced.

• 27:52Andrew Santino?

  One minute?

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  One-minute rule.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  It's the best.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  Does he tank? That's, that's-

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes. It's a challenge. To dig out of that hole? Yeah, yeah, you gotta learn. You throw him in the well? Yeah, you gotta throw him in the well, dude. Go get out. Yeah, Buffalo Bill style, dude. Put the lotion back in the basket. Nails have to be in the wall.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  So what I do is I'll grab the wrist, I apologize, I know, I realize when we Google that, that wrist grabbing is bad, and I won't do it again, right? But, but when I didn't know that, right, I would grab his wrist, or I would close the green room door. Yeah. And I'll look right in it, and he'd go, "Come on, Bob." Right? They're already clapping, bro. Yeah, they're waiting. And, "How much more?" I go, "Forty-four, five more seconds." Oh my god. It's great. It's so uncomfortable. Yeah, and then I'll gradually open the door, he'll run out there, right? But sometimes he kills with it. Cause he uses it. Cause he tells the truth. Bobby locked me in the room for a minute, right? Yeah, he'll figure out a way. And that's gonna crush. Yeah, because they used to do that to me, when I was opening for people. Who did that? So I used to, I don't know, but I've told this before, I mean, I've told this before.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Mencia did it. Do you know, remember why, though? No. Yeah, yeah, so, I used to have this bit where

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  I would do my hair like this. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And I would go up on stage, right? And I would, and just the look would be funny. Right. Right? So I would, people would just laugh, and I would have like a, I'd just stare at the audience like that, right? For like thirty seconds, I'd go, "I'm not really Asian, I just woke up." And it... That's a great bit. Dude.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Crushed. Yeah. Back in the late nineties? Oh my god. Crushed, Phil. Bring that back. Bring that back, right? That's so good. And then what Mencia said one night? What? He threw at me a hat. He goes, "You're not doing that bit again." Why? It's a crutch. It's a funny joke? I know, but he put, he threw me a hat. Because did you do it to open every show? Every show. Well, that's, okay. Yeah, every show I would use it, right? And he, he thought that it was not helping me. Right? And so he gave me a hat, I would have to wear a hat and not do that bit. Okay, well, I get what he's doing. No, but he's trying to, it's about teaching. Yes, you're coaching. Yeah, yeah. Cause you gotta know, you gotta know, it's good, but you gotta grow. Yeah. And that anxiety, I don't know what I'm teaching with the one minute.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  I know that there's a lesson there somewhere. I know there's a lesson there somewhere, I just don't know what it is yet.

• 30:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what it is, it doesn't matter. Maybe he needs to find out what the lesson is. Maybe that's on, it's on the student, not the teacher. The teacher doesn't need to know.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  The teacher does not need to know. The student. The student. Student must figure. They figure out the rule, right? Here's another thing I used to do. Alright? You have to say yabba dabba doo.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Yabba dabba doo.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  Five times in your set, and you can't tell the audience why.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  It's a great one.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  Just in the middle of it, be like, "Well, you know yabba dabba doo."

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  And you use it as a filler, so if you go, "And my mom and dad, they're moving and yabba dabba doo."

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  And so then, yeah, you have to throw it in.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because, you know, there used to be those, like hamburger.

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  Hamburger?

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  You know the comic hamburger?

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, hamburger?

• 31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hamburger, right? They used to do that between jokes, that was their hook line. Back in the 80s or 90s.

• 31:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  They used to have hook lines, you know what I mean? Like, you know, "Chicken fried steak!", you know what I mean? Just in the middle of, just the middle of nowhere. And the whole audience would chant it, "Chicken fried steak!", right? So that's what I'm teaching.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe yabba dabba doo is the thing.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  But chicken fried steak is also great.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is great.

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  It's a great line.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Here's another thing I used to do, right? You have to hopscotch one time from one end of the stage to the other, and not tell the audience why.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  While you're in the middle of set?

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  No, in between jokes.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  So, they will punch that, and then they have to

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  across the stage. And I'm in, no one's laughing, but I'm in the back of the room.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  You're laughing.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude. Oh my god, I'm just cackling.

• 31:48Andrew Santino?

  That's solely for you, that's for you.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  It's only for me.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  Cause I've never, I don't, my god, I'm a boring headliner, I'm like, "Get out there and have fun."

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  No, you gotta do challenges.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  I can't, I just, I'm scared of making them uncomfortable. I'm nervous that they're gonna be like...

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  I think, this is back in the day, you know what I mean?

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not now.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think...

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you fuck with Ramsey now.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  Only Ramsey now, but I'll tell you why Ramsey, I've he owes me his life.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  I've given him everything.

• 32:13Andrew Santino?

  You've given him a lot of opportunities.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've given him a lot of opportunity, we're very close, I talked to him last night, we're good friends.

• 32:18Andrew Santino?

  You do love him.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so he's not just an opener, he's now turned into a friend, so I feel like we can fuck with each other, he fucks with me as well!

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what's next, you're friends, you might as well be business partners with him.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Maybe one day.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I watched Soft White Underbelly.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love them.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  Those are, I cannot stop watching them.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Some of them are hotter than homeless girls.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  So many of them.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I go, you can live at my house for free.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  And you know what the Soft White Underbelly?

• 32:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  You know what's crazy about this?

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  He'll go back, like, he'll go back like eight, nine months later.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. See what they're doing.

• 32:51Andrew Santino?

  And they're doing the same thing.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Same thing, yeah, like this girl.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  All she needs to get on is like, you know, um, Accotane.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  She just needs to get on.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Accotane, look at her face.

• 33:01Andrew Santino?

  No, buddy, that's a tattoo.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that is, oh, fuck.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  It is crazy.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man, that's a good one. Yeah.

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, is that a bruise?

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  No, she's half panda.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  She's one of those new hybrids.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 33:18Bobby Lee?

  Like, like this, like this girl, like, for instance, if she, okay, that, the last girl that you had.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  This girl's gorgeous.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Gorgeous, right? You're single, right?

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  I mean.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  If this girl said to me, hey, I'm in the throes of addiction, I live on the streets, I'm sharing needles with strangers, I'm sleeping with people for money.

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  What do you think?

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Move in.

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  I go, come on in.

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  But then your TV is missing.

• 33:40Andrew Santino?

  So what?

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you're right.

• 33:42Andrew Santino?

  Get a new TV.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  Get a new TV.

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  She robs all my friends.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  And then, like, late at night, she's in the bathroom, you hear scratching sounds for some reason. Like, what is she doing in there? Right?

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  We should note.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  This is very sad.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Sad, it's very sad, very sad.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  No, what it is, is we love the interviews because they're powerful as shit. We, we get to see the window into this life of addiction that is fucking, it's dark and wild, and it takes everyone. The point we're making is.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  Addiction knows no bounds.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't matter where you're from, what color you are, how much money you came from, but it's everybody. And then these interviews are fucking so powerful.

• 34:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're real vulnerable, yeah.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, man, you're like, I can't, how could, like, sometimes you'll see a kid who's like 20 years old.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  And he's like, I haven't been home since I was 16. You're like, why?

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it's nurture, though.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  It's not nature.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  It's all nurture.

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  I think most of it's nurture. I think that, um, you know.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, you don't put addiction.

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  I think addiction, I think addiction's nature, right? But if you have, I know, but if you have great parents, right, you can navigate it.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  I I I think so, but I think so.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  I think that without my parents, because I got sober when I was seventeen, right? My parents threw me in rehab a lot, right?

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  And they never stopped caring. They never stopped trying.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's important.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  I think that's important.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  But also.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  If you have a broken home, right, your parents aren't there. They are in their own addiction, right? You know what I mean? You have no money. You know, I mean, I mean, these things.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  It's a layered effect.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  It's a layered effect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  And it gets harder and harder.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm happy that you're sober.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what my point is, it's more.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a combination of both.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Sweating.

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why are you sweating now?

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Because of the, um.

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  I know, I know. Withdrawal.

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Withdrawal.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so how much is it though? What what is you? What's the in intake of nicotine now? How much?

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. This one is.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  How many pouches a day?

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Six MGs, probably three.

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Three a day?

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:30Andrew Santino?

  That's not that bad.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I guess what do I know? But I feel like that's not that bad. I feel like the average has got to be way higher.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you'll be proud of me. Last night, I was laying in bed. And I put away my phone because I was thinking about our screen time conversation.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  And so I put it away and I didn't touch it until made coffee in the morning, walked the dog, dropped the deuce, played with the dog in the backyard. Then when I was finally done with that, made a little snacky breakfast, and then I picked up my phone.

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, I love you, and I know we're business partners and friends. I think that's a lie.

• 36:01Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  Because last night you sent me a TikTok video.

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  What time?

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Let me see what time you took to send it.

• 36:08Andrew Santino?

  Well, I probably I wasn't in bed yet.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  I wasn't in bed yet.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me just see. Let me just see.

• 36:12Andrew Santino?

  What time?

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Let me see. So, uh, there you, um.

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  What time?

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, I gotta go down because I get, oh, there you go. I go, ha, ha, ha, ha. So time was at, what? So what time did you say you you put your phone down?

• 36:26Andrew Santino?

  When I went to bed.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what time?

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  One thirty.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  That's when you put you put your phone down?

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  One thirty or two in the morning. What? No, twelve thirty or one. Maybe that maybe it's closer to one.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, twelve fifteen you sent it.

• 36:36Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so that mean?

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:38Andrew Santino?

  I I don't go to bed.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was a bunch later, right? Because I was like, he's texting me, he's, you know, he's sending me a.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I was on the couch with the dog.

• 36:45Bobby Lee?

  Can I show him what you sent me or?

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the funniest. Well, I was on the couch with the dog scrolling through my phone.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Because she had to get up early.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  And so when I sleep, I sleep in the other room because she's got to get up early. So I'm sitting on my phone playing with the dog. And then I said, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna brush my teeth. And I'm gonna lay in bed and just stay on my phone. But I didn't. I left the phone. But that is one of the last texts I sent. Show them the video. You can send it. Text it to Carlos. Text it to Carlos. Play this video. So here I am sitting on the couch.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  Petting the dog, TikToking away before I go to bed. And I see this video and I think Bobby's got to see this right away.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  This is what he sends you at midnight.

• 37:42Bobby Lee?

  But here's what, I don't even know what's going on really, to be honest with you.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  They don't either.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  This is, she's singing a song and having her daughter or sister sing along.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  I just think the fun-

• 37:52Bobby Lee?

  But what's the funny part?

• 37:57Speaker 03

  You send crazy stuff.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you send the most wild shit, dude.

• 38:01Speaker 03

  Guys with no heads.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's unbelievable. How are they living?

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  I was, I was impressed by her talent. Is this, did she post this? And if she did, what was the goal?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  So I'm thinking, what am I supposed to feel?

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  That's why the internet's beautiful. You interpret it as you may.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  The second thing I would like to add is that the little one feels like doesn't want to be there.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah. It's forced.

• 38:26Bobby Lee?

  It's for clicks.

• 38:27Andrew Santino?

  It's forced.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, go, go to, just zoom in on the girl the whole time.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me, Sabrina, do you want to do a video? No, no.

• 38:35Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in, it's classy.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  That joke sucked.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  No, it was good.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  That joke was bad.

• 38:39Andrew Santino?

  It was good.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm sweating, dude.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  All right, let's see.

• 38:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Just zoom in on her, start it all over again. And let's just see her from the beginning and just go to her face.

• 38:58Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't want to be there.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  She does not.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  It's a hostage situation.

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  This is a hostage.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  And they put the dog in the background to give people some semblance of normal.

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't even see the dog. Where's the dog?

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Watch, he'll poke it right there.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't even see the dog.

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  Right there.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where?

• 39:10Speaker 03

  We can watch the video game?

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  What? Oh, there is the dog. Yeah, yeah. What a cute dog.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 39:16Speaker 03

  The dog has like AIs or something on its forehead.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, maybe this is AI.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  It could be AI.

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  Is AI getting me all the time and I don't even know how?

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  AI is so crazy, dude. Do you think models are in trouble? Because of AI?

• 39:31Andrew Santino?

  Uh... Well, I know why you're asking that.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Why are you asking?

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Because on Instagram.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  I asked, I mean, why am I asking?

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Because on Instagram.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I don't know.

• 39:42Andrew Santino?

  I've seen, I know.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Do you?

• 39:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, you've sent me some of the girls that you're questioning.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I go, is this real?

• 39:47Andrew Santino?

  Real or no?

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not. But it is funny. Some of them are so, they're so good at copying real influencers.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  That you don't know. Because, how about this? The real influencers are putting so many filters on, they look AI now.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  So it's like a hat on a hat. Yeah, they all look fake.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  They look, yeah.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  So the fakes look more real than the fake, then it's fucked.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  I think filters should be illegal on dating apps.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  That is a very good point.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm being real.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. There is an app that does that. There's a, there's, there's one that you, it can't use makeup and stuff. There's like a...

• 40:22Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  What is that one? Someone talked to me about, there's, there's a dating app where people are like in the raw or some, yeah, real? Is that what it's called?

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Whatever.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  But Bobby Lee's new app is gonna be no makeup, no...

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you can wear makeup?

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  No, no filters, no makeup.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, but filters are...

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Let me see you first thing in the morning. Do your hair and do your face again.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 40:43Andrew Santino?

  Your hair and your face again. This is your date, this should be, there should be a dating app where everybody looks like this.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  That would be amazing.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  The first thing in the morning.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  First thing in the morning.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  First thing in the morning.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  First thing in the morning, dude. Dude, that's the app.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  First thing in the morning.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  Oh, I get no matches.

• 41:01Andrew Santino?

  That's not our problem.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  That's not our problem. Yeah, yeah.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  You're pro- you can stay on.

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay on the thing.

• 41:06Speaker 03

  That's where there's AI, by the way. I get fooled by Hinge AI girls.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  That's why I just said it should be illegal.

• 41:12Speaker 03

  Thank you. I, I.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  I'll vote for you then.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you'd like to get on our app first thing in the morning, it's all natural, it's completely verified by humans to make sure you're human. You have to call our call center to verify that you're human.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  But I'm gonna be working at the call center.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  And you can reap some of the benefits. You can go, hey, you know, I work at the call center, so if you wanna wear makeup and not wear your first photo. Corrupt it. Corrupt the system. Something has to corrupt it.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  Give them a blue checkmark kind of thing.

• 41:39Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent validate them.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real. That's a good idea.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  First thing in the morning is awesome.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Dating app?

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good, that's genius.

• 41:46Andrew Santino?

  Because it will force people to go, don't try to look good for this first thing in the morning photo. We will call you out.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  So first thing in the morning is the app that Bob and I are creating. It's a dating app where you take a photo.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  Right when you.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Every photo is right in the morning.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  Right in the morning. By the way.

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  You're allowed to, every day, you're allowed to update and change that photo. Like, let's say you don't like it. You're allowed to change every, you can leave it in perpetuity, but you can.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you, you can take as many photos as you want and choose.

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no.

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 42:13Andrew Santino?

  I like the idea of your profile photo is you, right? First thing in the morning.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  If you wanna change it, you have to wait a full day. So once you upload it, that's gotta stay.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  And you can leave it for a few days if you want.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but dating apps, you need five or six on your page.

• 42:27Andrew Santino?

  No, no, the joke of first thing in the morning is this.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  It's not a joke, it's a real app. Sorry. Yeah. Shopify. Here at Bad Friends, we have an online business, and without Shopify, I don't think we would have this online business.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Be very lost.

• 42:38Bobby Lee?

  Get started with your own design studio. I think that's what I'm, I'm trying to say. With hundreds, with ready to use templates, Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store, Andrew, that matches your brand's style. It's all about style.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  It's all about style.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  Hooking people in.

• 42:51Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Well, cause you wanna embody whatever you're selling or putting out to the world. It has to be what you are and what you're selling. And Shopify is your commerce expert with world-class expertise in. Everything from managing inventory to international shipping to processing returns and much more beyond that. Shopify helps all businesses of all size.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, what if I get stuck? Shopify is always around. They're always around to share advice and their award winning 24/7 customer support.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  You can tackle all those important tasks in one place from inventory to payments to analytics and so much more.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Talk about the purple button.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  Did we mention that purple button, Bobby?

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  Cause that purple shop pay button, it's used by millions of businesses around the world. It's why Shopify has the best, the best converting checkout on the planet. It also helps boost conversions, meaning less carts are going to go abandoned and more sales for you.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  It's time to turn those what ifs into ching ching with Shopify today.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  You can sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com slash bad friend.

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com slash bad friend.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  You heard it right from my friend. That's Shopify.com slash bad friends.

• 43:51Bobby Lee?

  Blue chew. I'm 54 years old. All right. And I'm going to say this right now, and I'm not, you know, embarrassed to admit it. It's harder for me to get up.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  Upstairs?

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, upstairs.

• 44:00Andrew Santino?

  Your little leg.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  And sometimes you want to go upstairs when the time is right.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  When the time is right, you want to go upstairs.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you find a lover, right? And I'm telling you right now, and I 100% endorse BlueChew. It saved me.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  You love it.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  I love it so much. Right, Carlos? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's the best.

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  It's time to level up and BlueChew just dropped something crazy. We're talking next level championship belt, gold plated energy. BlueChew Gold is the newest innovation from the number one chewable ED brand.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  This ain't your grandpa's little blue pill. This is the four in one beast that's setting the gold standard for performance. We're talking about two ingredients for blood flow to keep that rocket pumping mixed with.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  Apomorphine and oxytocin to turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and body.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was going to say, dude.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  I know. This is peak passion and peak performance in a single tablet. Bobby has been chewing BlueChew for quite a long time now, and I've heard no complaints.

• 44:51Bobby Lee?

  No complaints.

• 44:51Andrew Santino?

  From anybody else. BlueChew Gold dissolves under your tongue and works in as little as 15 minutes. That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer. Elevation without hesitation. Forget about all that other stuff that you know about. BlueChew is the only one that you need to use to keep that pipe flowing.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  And we got a special deal for our listeners. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BADFRIENDS.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  That's promo code BADFRIENDS. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. And we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast and helping Bobby stay rock hard.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  Talkspace Therapy is so important, guys. Every Thursday at 4 o'clock, I do therapy, alright? Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere.

• 45:39Andrew Santino?

  Here's the thing, man, uh, we all need to talk to somebody.

• 45:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  You know, I, I don't think you should keep anything bottled up. And sometimes it's hard to talk to your partner. Sometimes it's hard to talk to your parents or your friends. You just kinda wanna get it off your chest to a, uh, you know, just a non-partisan party. And, uh, Talkspace makes help, uh, convenient for you. You can take these appointments from anywhere you are. Your car, your house, your, your tub, your backyard. It doesn't matter. They give high-quality care that's backed by science.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, I, I think it changed my life. And also with my therapist, you know what I mean? I can talk to somebody, you know what I mean? About what's going on, you know what I mean? And dealing with your trauma and whatnot. I think Talkspace is so important.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, Talkspace makes getting the help you need easy, accessible, and affordable. Plus, most insured members have a $0 copay. So, you gotta try it. As a listener to this podcast, you're gonna get $80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  That's SPACE80, S-P-A-C-E-80, to match with a licensed therapist today. Go to talkspace.com/badfriends and enter promo code SPACE80.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Why do you wanna make it a joke?

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  Cause it is a joke.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  It's a death jam.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, kinda is.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. We do, I'm being real.

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  We make a real app.

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  First thing in the morning.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  Call First Thing in the Morning, where it's just natural pictures of people.

• 46:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  Where people really know who, what you look like.

• 47:00Andrew Santino?

  But the problem I have is...

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, tell me.

• 47:01Andrew Santino?

  If you let them upload multitudes of photos, they are going to try to manipulate those to look better as time goes. So, that's my point. If you have one photo, that's all you get? That's how you engage? That's more interesting to me to go, "That's the one thing I have to work with. Let me go from there." Otherwise, people are gonna try to make those other photos look better. They're going to, they're gonna find a way to look as sexy as they can first thing in the morning.

• 47:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you can re- You just have to upload one a day. One a day. It goes into your-

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm saying. So, upload every day. You have to upload every day.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  And you can keep the one that you liked three days ago and not upload.

• 47:34Andrew Santino?

  Pin it.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  You can pin it.

• 47:36Andrew Santino?

  You can pin it.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  You can pin it. Okay, good, good, good. Alright, good, good. Yeah, yeah.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  And then what's-

• 47:40Bobby Lee?

  How do you start it?

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  We'll get an app guy. By the way, there's an app guy listening to our pod, developing it as we speak.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  And he's like, got it, I'm gonna make a billion dollars.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:50Andrew Santino?

  We should hire someone to develop that app.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  First thing, and we've talked about it too much. So AI.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  I honestly think it's a good idea.

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  It's a very good idea.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't you think it's a good idea? Natural. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we've been deceived. You know what I mean?

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  How about this one?

• 48:04Speaker 03

  I'm deceiving you?

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you like roll up to a house, you see them walking out of the house, and then you just drive away.

• 48:11Speaker 03

  That's happened, but I've gone.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  That's happened before.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  I've gone out with them.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  Me too, I've done that too.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Horrible.

• 48:15Bobby Lee?

  You're like, come on in.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  Now, I see these stories online.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Wanka, wanka, wanka.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  You a Star Wars AI movie?

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Wanka, wanka, wanka.

• 48:28Andrew Santino?

  How come I see these stories online of so many of these women being stood up on these dates?

• 48:32Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  Is this bullshit, though? Is this bullshit? Because I see these TikToks or these Instagram reels of people being like, I got stood up again, and I'm like,

• 48:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 48:39Andrew Santino?

  Is this happening that much?

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 48:41Andrew Santino?

  But I feel like it's happening the other way. Girls are standing up dudes, for sure.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  You've been stood up.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Twice. I've stood up more girls than not, so I've actually done it.

• 48:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh shit, really?

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  I've done it through scheduling, I've done it.

• 48:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, flaking, yeah.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  No, not flaking, I just scheduling.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  What do you mean, what's the difference?

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Like, something comes up, like, you know?

• 49:00Speaker 03

  Oh, a fake thing.

• 49:01Andrew Santino?

  I got one more dating app for us.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, give me another one.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  Um, uh, I Don't Feel So Good. That's what it's called. I Don't Feel So Good.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  You see them at their worst.

• 49:09Andrew Santino?

  And when they're sick.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  I Don't Feel So Good.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  So, the whole, the purpose.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's called the way.

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Diseases too.

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  Diseases?

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  Can you take a look at this? That's what it's called.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  Does this look bad to you?

• 49:23Bobby Lee?

  Tumors.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  Tumors?

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  Tumors website.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tumors.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  Do you have tumors?

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  I do too.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:33Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, I think, I think a sick one where, where the photos of you are when you have been very sick are very, it's very funny. Cause what you look like when you're sick, that's the fucking, that's way worse than first thing in the morning.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  Cause when you're sick, you look the worst.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't know. I don't, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I think, yeah.

• 49:54Andrew Santino?

  I know, I'm experimenting.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  I know you are. First thing in the morning.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm an app developer.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. First, yeah, first, alright.

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  First thing in the morning, we'll take.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  We'll do that one. Yeah, I like that one. Yeah.

• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  Someone is doing it, you know that. What's up, dog?

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Is that All Saints? What are you wearing there, Mike?

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, see, he's interested in the clothes already.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  Oh, you like the shirt?

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like the fit, cause I don't.

• 50:11Speaker 05

  This is my merch.

• 50:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this is your merch?

• 50:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Really good fit, dude.

• 50:15Speaker 05

  Thank you, bro.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  The pants too?

• 50:16Speaker 05

  Uh, this is Puma. I rock Puma, nothing but Puma, and then the shirt says, uh, buildings don't fall like that.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 50:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, which is just a fun.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  9/11.

• 50:24Speaker 05

  You get it. You got YouTube.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a YouTube guy, dude.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  You know, buildings don't fall like that, dude.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  They don't.

• 50:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think it's important to talk about.

• 50:33Speaker 05

  And laugh about, now, first of all, it used to be funny, now it's just too true.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah. People, too much people know.

• 50:38Andrew Santino?

  We found out all the conspiracy theories turned out to be real.

• 50:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  QAnon is, was correct on almost everything they predicted.

• 50:44Speaker 05

  Nailed it.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.

• 50:46Speaker 05

  Honestly, I was, I was nailing it. The last 12 years, hammered drunk at most bars.

• 50:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you were telling people the truth.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Now I'm like, I'm calling people like, dude, I was right the whole time.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm still on your fit, though.

• 50:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:56Speaker 05

  You like the fit.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  He loves the fit.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  The shoes.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  Puma also.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. White, brand new.

• 51:00Speaker 05

  Uh, no, I keep them clean. I got some dirt, I get the same ones dirty.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You look good today, man. Thank you, bro.

• 51:07Speaker 05

  Insinuating I look bad most days.

• 51:09Andrew Santino?

  No, not, no, not true.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, I'm sorry. No, no, no, that's when I was insinuating, is that the word?

• 51:15Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just saying, I was giving you a compliment.

• 51:18Speaker 05

  Thank you, bro.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  How nice you look today.

• 51:20Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  That's all it was.

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  Cincinnati's finest. Cincinnati, right?

• 51:23Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Cincinnati's.

• 51:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're a couple Midwest boys that attended a great university in the desert.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  That's right, dude.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Phoenix.

• 51:29Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm. Arizona State, go Devils.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  That's his mother, this is mother's home now.

• 51:32Speaker 05

  Really? What are her prostrates? If I was gonna focus on one of the windows in the home, which would I?

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one.

• 51:39Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You like Asian ladies?

• 51:42Speaker 05

  You know what? I got one at the crib right now.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  You really?

• 51:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Your girlfriend's Asian?

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  Do I know her?

• 51:48Speaker 05

  No, she's, I don't date other comics.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  I try not to. I don't, I actually act.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  Do I know her?

• 51:54Speaker 05

  Do I know her?

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  You know what, honestly? I see Mike at the comedies all the time.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  I know you guys all know each other.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, so you mean there could have...

• 52:02Speaker 05

  You know what, we live close to your hood. I live by K-Town, so.

• 52:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  I drive home sometime and we don't know each other too well, but I'm always like, what if I just turned and saw Bobby Lee just getting a handy in the alley?

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:13Speaker 05

  In K-Town.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  It's more likely he's over there eating Korean barbecue.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Barbecue, yeah.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Which is not the same thing sometimes.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Is she full-blooded or half?

• 52:20Speaker 05

  She is full-blooded. She is not your... This is my first of all, she's not Korean. I wanna say that.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  That's fine.

• 52:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, which is, but which I love because, yeah.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  We love that.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  I went more, because you guys are like elite Asians.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  That's right!

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  You see that again?

• 52:35Speaker 05

  You're elevated Asians.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Can you see that again, please?

• 52:36Speaker 05

  You're elite Asians. You're aware of this, right?

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you.

• 52:38Speaker 05

  There's a, there are rankings. The Asians know.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  Is she Chinese?

• 52:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  She's ocean.

• 52:43Speaker 05

  That's also not...

• 52:45Speaker 05

  You go on?

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Filipino.

• 52:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Laotian.

• 52:47Speaker 05

  You're...

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Laotian.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  Stay on land. You're getting closer.

• 52:50Andrew Santino?

  Thai.

• 52:51Speaker 05

  There was a, there was a...

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give us some hint.

• 52:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, there was a similar war to Korea.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Cambodian.

• 52:57Speaker 05

  Brother, you don't know...

• 53:01Speaker 05

  You went straight to Cambodia? I teed up there. There was a similar war.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Stay, stay in, stay in the fucking game.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  Cambodian, no.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  No, alright, good. Let's stay in the game. Alright, alright. We did Family Feud, we lost to Flavor Flav.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  First of all, that was rigged. That was fucking rigged.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's what you're dealing with though, okay?

• 53:21Speaker 05

  Not Laotian.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what did I say?

• 53:23Speaker 05

  Not Cambodian.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  Not Thai.

• 53:24Speaker 05

  Alright, so give us... You said Thai, Filipino, Chinese.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Give us another hint, please.

• 53:27Speaker 05

  Um, phenomenal, um, culinary stuff, really good, and, uh, like a huge, a huge...

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  Vietnam, Vietnam.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  Yes, yes. I was gonna say, like a very popular dish.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  You see Vietnamese?

• 53:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:40Andrew Santino?

  Now, that wasn't much of a war.

• 53:42Speaker 05

  Brother, I think we won. Yeah. You know, I like to tell people we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why I always say, our relationship, if it ends, I'm gonna tell everybody I won. Great movie.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  We won.

• 53:50Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite Vietnam movie, you think?

• 53:51Speaker 05

  My favorite rom-com is Hamburger Hill. I stick around for the, I stick around for the blue person at the end.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:58Speaker 05

  No, I don't know. I probably like, I mean, they're all pretty depressing. There's none that are like. Yeah. Um, what's the Full Metal Jacket?

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  It's classic.

• 54:06Speaker 05

  So funny.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  The classic, yeah.

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  Full Metal Jacket might be one of the best movies of all time.

• 54:09Speaker 05

  You think? That's a tough, that's a bold.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  I love that movie.

• 54:12Speaker 05

  It's such a, it's such a, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I'm fine with that. Kubrick.

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  It's a dark, beautiful movie. It's, it says a lot.

• 54:19Speaker 05

  And then I'm like, almost, I'm 39, so when I watched that movie growing up, that was such a, the first time you see a movie where you're like, yo, what the fuck?

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck, yeah.

• 54:27Speaker 05

  Like halfway through, you're like, what? There's more movie?

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not joining the military.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 54:33Speaker 05

  Well, I'm from the Midwest, so you.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but when you, when I saw that as a kid, I was like, I don't think I'm gonna join the military.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  No.

• 54:38Bobby Lee?

  The first half of Full Metal Jacket, you're like, I can't deal with that.

• 54:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Screaming?

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Me waking up at a certain hour.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  Get up, you little piece of shit!

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's 2 PM!

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  How close were you to joining the military out of high school?

• 54:52Speaker 05

  I wasn't, but I'm like, that's what I say about the Midwest. You either leave the Midwest at 18, or you die in the Middle East.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 05

  Um.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  It's true.

• 54:59Bobby Lee?

  They're a real good slogan.

• 55:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, yeah, that's my other merch.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:03Speaker 05

  It's in camouflage, so it doesn't hit as hard.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  So many Midwest people, that a lot of our friends, yeah, I think like they go for the Midwest first.

• 55:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're easy, I think that we are very American, proud to be American.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 55:15Speaker 05

  Um, so I say I didn't go, but a lot of my good friends joined. Couple of homies passed away.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  That's awful.

• 55:21Speaker 05

  I know. Yeah, that's, honestly, that was my origin, origin comedy stories. My buddy passed away when I was 21. I was like, I hit the family up, I was like, yo, I gotta speak at his funeral. I had the preacher crying and laughing. And that was the first time I was like, yo, I can do something with this.

• 55:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  If I got people cracking up at a funeral.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:38Speaker 05

  Uh, because I was 21, and that, nobody knows anybody more at that age than your friends.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 55:43Speaker 05

  You're, you know what I mean? Your parents and your family don't know you're 21.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  My dog died last Saturday, maybe you should've showed up.

• 55:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would, I would've crushed.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Chuckle cry.

• 55:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all, I told the story, I told the story the other night about you flirting with the vet tech that came to put your dog to rest.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's amazing, that the guy's dog is dying and the vet comes and he's, he's trying to fuck.

• 56:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:07Speaker 05

  He timed out the blue juice snort at a bad time. He's like daddy's rock hard. You took the wrong pill.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  Goodbye Remy, hello mommy.

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  It's insane.

• 56:19Speaker 05

  Hey, we all mourn differently.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. That's, but I gave him credit.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  You're vulnerable.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. As a California boy, do you think I'm a pussy?

• 56:26Speaker 05

  Uh, I don't think I know.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Facts.

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  You think I am though? You think I'm a little weaker, my strand?

• 56:34Speaker 05

  Because you're California?

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm San Diego boy, LA, most of my life, Southern California.

• 56:39Speaker 05

  I think my generalization on my worldview is yes.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think that I'm?

• 56:42Speaker 05

  That, that, that, this is just because you're from SoCal oftentimes.

• 56:45Andrew Santino?

  Now, if he was from SoCal and he was Mexican, different, different story.

• 56:48Speaker 05

  Different stuff. East LA, you have no East LA in you.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  That's right. Oh, go, what do I have in me?

• 56:53Speaker 05

  You've got, uh, you've got a lot of garden, some garden grove in you, maybe some OC.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  You've got some, uh, uh, nice, uh, Anaheim areas in you.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Boba, there's some Boba in my story. There's some Boba in my story.

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  He's a lot more monobello, you know what I mean?

• 57:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He doesn't, though, he's rocking. When he starts rocking.

• 57:13Speaker 05

  This is deep SoCal.

• 57:14Andrew Santino?

  Don't come a-knocking dude, this guy, he'll go nuts.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  I'll go nuts on you guys. Snap dude, you know what I mean? Anyway, yeah, there's some suburb in me too.

• 57:24Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mall life, mall life.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  A lot of mall life.

• 57:27Speaker 05

  Oh, I like, you know what? I'm, I'm not above mall life. It's good people watching.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good, good, good.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  San Diego.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  But you think in a war, no, because I think he started something with me.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, go, go for it. Yeah, fuck him up.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  You, you, you think in a war like situation, I am much older than you are.

• 57:39Speaker 05

  Much.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but you think?

• 57:40Speaker 05

  They're not recruiting you.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Not now.

• 57:44Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but back in my day, we're the same age, you think that you would stand, you, you, you would be tougher and more resilient in a war like situation?

• 57:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. Um, yeah, I mean, dude, I used to crush laser tag.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right. Okay, good, good.

• 57:58Speaker 05

  I could dodge and stuff like that.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  Cause I took third when I did the VR boom, boom, I mean, say sandbox?

• 58:03Speaker 05

  You got the laser.

• 58:04Bobby Lee?

  The, the last one I got number one, but I was with, you know, I mean, Jules and them, yeah, but maybe you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:08Andrew Santino?

  This guy, uh, he'll cheat at an escape room, he's so clever.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  He's good.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll do it twice and then take a date on it.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  They go, "Oh, no, this is how you do it."

• 58:21Andrew Santino?

  But that's what's so good about you is, that's why Bobby would be good in wartime.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  He would find a way.

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  I'd find a way to live and survive.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 58:29Bobby Lee?

  It's selfish, though.

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  So what?

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, it depends on your perspective on what's good at work. Kills or survival.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  You're surviving.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I always thought that in a war movie, right?

• 58:38Andrew Santino?

  You and I would be dead.

• 58:39Speaker 05

  We'd be dead.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 05

  But we'd get a couple kills.

• 58:41Andrew Santino?

  100%.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  I'd get no kills, but your dead bodies would, I'd be, you'd be on me.

• 58:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  I never thought that.

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  You would pull me over.

• 58:48Bobby Lee?

  I would just get two dead bodies and just pretend I'm dead like that.

• 58:52Speaker 05

  I'd die trying to murder Sui, dude. I'd kill a guy and be like, "Dude, I can't, I can't go on."

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  Like, my legs would be blown off, and I'd get a few hits and then be like, "I gotta get out of here."

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:59Andrew Santino?

  I can't go.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  But in a Forrest Gump situation, you know what I mean, my legs blown off, would you come and get me and drag me, or no?

• 59:05Speaker 05

  I would get you. You'd seem, uh, the most carryable.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good, your thinker.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is post-Wegovy. Yes.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Post-Wegovy, yes, yes.

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  Yes, pre-Wegovy, a little bit harder.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  A little harder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Speaking of which, that Tom Hanks threw me, I saw on the shitter this morning, um, Jim Ursay, the old owner of the Colt, Colts.

• 59:24Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 59:24Andrew Santino?

  You're a big football fan.

• 59:24Speaker 05

  He's passed away.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  You're a big football fan.

• 59:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  He sold, you're gonna love this, dude, you're gonna, this is gonna blow your mind, he had the biggest collection of, uh, sports and, uh, whatever memorabilia that you've ever seen in your life. He has a fucking, a guitar of Hendrix, he's got Dylan's guitar, he's got, this guy had, look at this collection, and I brought, they saw, it's, uh, it's up for live auction now.

• 59:45Speaker 05

  He's got a website.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude, the collection this guy had is so unbelievable.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Andrew Santino?

  It's gonna blow, he's got the lyrics of fucking Hey Jude handwritten by McCartney, I mean.

• 59:56Speaker 05

  Really?

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  The collection is, explore the 3D space, I want, or, or whatever, go through it.

• 1:00:01Speaker 05

  And he's got John's passive-aggressive corrections on there, too?

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:00:04Speaker 05

  It's a deep Beatles.

• 1:00:05Andrew Santino?

  Not what we love.

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  For all the people that watch all four episodes.

• 1:00:09Andrew Santino?

  It was so good.

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  But look at that.

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, hold on, hold on. Oh, wait, there we go.

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  So a lot of rock and roll.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  But not, no, but dude, he had, he had Ali, Ali's robe that he wore out.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  Slugger. Oh, really?

• 1:00:22Andrew Santino?

  Hunter S. Thompson, uh, that's Hunter S. Thompson's car. Wow, that's amazing. That's the fucking saddle from, uh, what's the horse that won? That's the, that's the script.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  Secretariat?

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Secretariat. That's the, that's the original script that Rocky was written in that, that.

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  Incredible dude.

• 1:00:37Speaker 05

  You know, so, so Stallone probably wrote it on a typewriter and then, and then wrote it down, just be like, what I did.

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  Jack Kerouac's typescript scroll of, of On The Road, Kerouac's book On The Road on typescript.

• 1:00:48Speaker 05

  That's a weird one.

• 1:00:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. No, that's amazing. That book is so fucking good, man. This guy's got so, like, this is the kind of shit, but I, I met, yeah, Gretzky's jersey from his 500.

• 1:00:57Speaker 05

  Oh, damn.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Keep going. The guy, the.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  That's a lot of value there, too.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  A lot of value there. I think they said, I, some of it is, you can't price it. Oh, this is the one that you would have loved, too. Which one? Smells Like Teen Spirit Kurt's guitar from Smells Like Teen Spirit. Yeah.

• 1:01:11Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  The actual fucking guitar.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  From like the video or like?

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  From the video, from the video.

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  From the video, right, yeah.

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  Johnny Cash's, uh, D21 acoustic.

• 1:01:20Speaker 05

  Dude.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if I had the money that I would do that.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  If you had his money, yes, you would.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I wouldn't.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, the guy was worth billions. What are you gonna do with it? You of all people love music shit.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  You wouldn't go buy Cobain's left-handed Fender Mustang?

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  How much is it?

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  He, it's, it's not priced on there. It's a bit, it's for bidding.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there.

• 1:01:38Speaker 05

  Estimate is crazy. Is it two to five mil?

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  2.5 to five, it's either 2.5 million to 5 million. That's a big gap.

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  I think maybe, yeah, you're right. That one I would.

• 1:01:47Andrew Santino?

  You would?

• 1:01:47Speaker 05

  You'd want specific things.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  Clapton's The Fool, Gibson. Look at how fucking.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but like Janis Joplin's toenail, I don't know, what, $5?

• 1:01:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  You'd want things that are personal to your appreciation.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay, if you had unlimited.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Certain things I wouldn't buy.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  If you had unlimited funds, Mike, what would you buy?

• 1:02:00Speaker 05

  I would do some weird, like, I'm a big hip hop guy, but I don't know. I'd like get the MPC player that Dilla did some stuff on maybe or something like that.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  Or like some Tribe Called Quest shit. I don't know. Like, I'm a huge.

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Low End Theory, good album.

• 1:02:11Speaker 05

  A great album.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  You know what I always, you know what I always thought that I would love? People's addictive travels, too, by the way. You know what I always thought I would love? The carpets that are in recording rooms that go underneath the musical instruments to muffle the sound?

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Andrew Santino?

  I want one of those carpets from someone powerful. Oh, that's cool. To put in my house. Cause, cause these things, they sit on a shelf and I think, this I'd want the carpet to be my fucking carpet in my house. Yeah.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  I want the carpet from the Menedez killings. In the parents' bedroom?

• 1:02:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, with the bloodstain.

• 1:02:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I always wonder that. How much is that?

• 1:02:39Andrew Santino?

  I want the duvet cover. It's beautiful.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  It is. Beautiful stuff.

• 1:02:42Andrew Santino?

  Miles Davis's trumpet. I mean, get fucked.

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  I don't know what I would like. The sports stuff too, and then I'm a big movie guy. Wouldn't you like, like, things from movies?

• 1:02:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, look, what's something from a famous film that like moved you or?

• 1:02:52Speaker 05

  Like the gun that Vincent D'Onofrio blasts his head off 20 minutes into Full Metal?

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  That's awesome. That'd be fun.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  That's a fun one.

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  That's a fun one. That is actually weird.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  That is very fun.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  It's dark. I went immediately dark, but, uh, pretty fun.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  I got one.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Right. I mean, "We're walking here," that car that he slapped.

• 1:03:08Speaker 05

  Oh, the taxi?

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Midnight Cowboy, right?

• 1:03:11Speaker 05

  Midnight Cowboy.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  "Hey, we're walking here!" You know what I mean? That car I'd buy.

• 1:03:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you know what else?

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  $100.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  He had the original, he had the original volleyball from fucking Cast Away.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 1:03:23Andrew Santino?

  He had Wilson.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:03:24Andrew Santino?

  That's, yeah. He has some movie stuff in there that was pretty cool.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  Like, oh, you know, I showed you the photo. And I think we can say it. It doesn't matter, but over at Spade's house, I got emotional because in the hallway,

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  I saw it.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  he has Farley's jacket.

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Oh, that'd be.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  I saw it.

• 1:03:41Andrew Santino?

  And dude, it's, even looking at it.

• 1:03:42Speaker 05

  What jacket? If I got on a little coat jacket or what?

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  Noah jacket when he was three years old.

• 1:03:47Speaker 05

  That one, right?

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that jacket.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  The Tommy Boy jacket.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Tommy Joe jacket.

• 1:03:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:50Andrew Santino?

  But the jacket.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm bombing, I'm bombing.

• 1:03:53Andrew Santino?

  How much is it?

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, Mike, I'm bombing.

• 1:03:54Speaker 05

  I like that. He's tanking the room.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  $101,000 it sold for.

• 1:03:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:03:59Speaker 05

  And then now this image has conspiracy theory stuff all over it too.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  Does it?

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Tell me one.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  No, let's go.

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  Well, like, that image is something that is on a lot of celebrities' shirts. It's something very similar to that, and that is something that they now, with the Epstein stuff coming out, is like attached to that.

• 1:04:13Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:04:15Speaker 05

  Connect that to, like, there's some weird conspiracy stuff.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Turner, open us up, dude. Open my mind.

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  I mean, there's some, yeah, QAnon. Oh, baseless. I don't know.

• 1:04:26Bobby Lee?

  It's baseless.

• 1:04:26Speaker 05

  Pedophilia myths.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  Wade, pop culture trivia.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  The, the original heavily damaged Wilson prop in the film was sold at auction for $308,000 confirming its high status in pop culture, rather than any hidden sinister meaning. This sounds like AI is trying to convince us of, of.

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  Why would they bring it up?

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why would they say that? You said it, I didn't.

• 1:04:44Speaker 05

  You brought this up.

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, come on, AI.

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  It's not like Ellen has a shirt with it, Jay-Z has a shirt with it. It's tough stuff.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  Ellen.

• 1:04:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  Is she gone? What did she do? Didn't she leave? Didn't she get mad at Trump and left the country?

• 1:04:55Speaker 05

  What a fall off. One of my, honestly, growing up, one of my favorite standups.

• 1:04:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what did she?

• 1:04:58Speaker 05

  And now you're like, what the hell?

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  One of her.

• 1:05:00Speaker 05

  It was a great standup.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  HBO specials, the early ones are so fucking good.

• 1:05:03Speaker 05

  So good. And now you're like, oh, she's a monster.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Remember the deer antler bit?

• 1:05:07Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  The deer antler bit on the wall? Didn't she have a bit like that?

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  Maybe. I just remember the slipping and falling one was great.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I like the elevator button.

• 1:05:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's how good she is. There's like three.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of good buttons. Yeah.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  I already, I already pushed it.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  It might make it come faster. I, I love that. It's such a stupid idea.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she was great. And then she just, uh, now she's gone.

• 1:05:28Speaker 05

  Yeah. What the, I mean, the Anne Hess death?

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  I think she got, I think she got two.

• 1:05:32Speaker 05

  You know that?

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:33Speaker 05

  She died on a, a car that all of a sudden went speeding through Brentwood or something like that. And then she was pronounced dead on the scene. But if you, there's a video of her going to the ambulance where she physically gets out of the gurney.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 1:05:45Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 1:05:46Andrew Santino?

  She wakes up for a second, then they push her back down. It's creepy creepy shit.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  That is where they're.

• 1:05:52Speaker 05

  Her last words were Castaway should have won the Oscar. So that's the whole, that's full circle.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  So Mike, where, where can we see your special?

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  It's on YouTube. Yeah.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  And when, when did you release it?

• 1:06:02Speaker 05

  On, uh, you know what I did?

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  So I filmed it on New Year's and then I'm familiar with the Asian culture and I dropped it on Lunar New Year.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:10Speaker 05

  Chuk mong nam mai.

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  Thank you. Thank you.

• 1:06:12Speaker 05

  Vietnamese, I don't know what you, your culture says, but happy, happy belated lunar.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Um, and, uh, and so, yeah, it's on YouTube. I'm a, yeah, Michael Turner comedy, um, on YouTube. And then, yeah, just dropped it. I filmed it at Fort Collins on New Year's Eve. I've never seen anybody film a special on New Year's Eve. And I was like, you know what? I like keeping things loose. I'm like loose, but also tight with my bits.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:32Speaker 05

  And New Year's is a very combative night sometimes. Thought it'd be fun. Shout out to Fort Collins.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, dude.

• 1:06:37Speaker 05

  Thank you, man. Yeah. Self-funded and, uh, it's all me, so.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, Michael Turner is a very, very, very funny stand-up. He's up and coming. We love him here at Bad Friends and go check out his fucking special on YouTube.

• 1:06:50Andrew Santino?

  Also, by the way, you do a great job. For people that are sports fans, you are a sports fan, but specific sports fans. Have you ever done it at a soccer game?

• 1:06:57Speaker 05

  I, no.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  Cause he's a diehard soccer fan.

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  Really? That's interesting.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  You would do it for you.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait. Why?

• 1:07:03Speaker 05

  Well, I don't know. I just don't meet a lot of soccer fans in America.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. Very good.

• 1:07:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, good counter.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  Am I being, Mike, I just wanted to let you, I know you're blushing, but I quit smoking a couple days ago. I'm a little agitated. I know it comes across as I'm being combative, right? But it's just me full of anxiety.

• 1:07:22Speaker 05

  I said, oh, interesting. You said, why the fuck is it interesting?

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's what that.

• 1:07:26Speaker 05

  Funny how, motherfucker.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I apologize. Yeah, yeah, I apologize.

• 1:07:30Andrew Santino?

  No, you're doing fine.

• 1:07:31Speaker 05

  You're doing great. And I don't say it enough, I'm proud of you.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, Mike.

• 1:07:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  I told you he was proud of you.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  No, he does interviews outside of football games and they're very, very fucking funny.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  Thank you, brother.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  And it's usually, it's a little bit of nagging.

• 1:07:46Speaker 05

  It's.

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  But it's light ribbing in a way that people would really love that like sports.

• 1:07:51Speaker 05

  And it's some, like, I know enough about the opposing team to make fun of them, but also be aware. I'm a fan of bad sports teams too. So it's like, you can make fun of me too. So it's fun. Yeah.

• 1:08:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry, brother.

• 1:08:01Speaker 05

  Cincinnati Bengals, Cincinnati Reds, Arizona State Sun Devils, Phoenix Suns.

• 1:08:05Andrew Santino?

  Arizona State, not that you would give a fuck whatsoever. We literally played a men's basketball game two days ago and lost 45 points, I think it was.

• 1:08:11Speaker 05

  I think it was 52 or something.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  52 points? Yeah, pretty cool.

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  And Bobby Hill was like, I'm out. I'm done.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine this in soccer? Would be losing like 12 to nil. That's how big of a, in men's basketball, losing by 50 is unheard of. It's like, it's like even the players who were winning were like, are you guys okay?

• 1:08:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're tapping into it.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  We're fucking you guys up.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  I had friends I haven't heard of in years being like, you good, dog? You all right, bro?

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you need some help?

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  But I do, I like, I like sports, drink a beer, talk and shit. And so I go to sports games and sporting events. And then I do a tour around it every year. So it's fun. So that's my, that's, you gotta be a self-starter in comedy, as you guys know. So just started doing shit.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're, you're here, aren't you?

• 1:08:53Speaker 05

  This is great. Yeah. I appreciate you guys putting me on the play.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we're proud to have you on the play.

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  You guys are great. You guys have always been very kind to me. So I appreciate it.

• 1:08:58Bobby Lee?

  And, um, let's, can I be honest with you?

• 1:09:01Andrew Santino?

  Uh oh, uh oh. Careful. Settle in.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want to settle in. Let's be real.

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, say what you need to say.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I have been that kind to you.

• 1:09:08Speaker 05

  That's fair.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think that I've given you enough time of myself. I think I'm, let's be honest with you, I think that I've been in and out with you. I think, I don't know, I'll just, I think it's the Jones thing that I'm feeling, but I feel a little vulnerable right now.

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  You're saying in general, right now?

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  I think in general, I bypass him a lot at the store and I don't really take the time to say hi.

• 1:09:34Speaker 05

  I think that you are-

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Let's get that, let's get it on the table.

• 1:09:37Speaker 05

  You are an interesting guy to me because I know you and I are good friends. When I see you, it's always love and say whatever. And so sometimes, like I remember initially when you guys started the pod, I was like, oh Bobby would probably be cool to me. And we've had, we've had some back and forth. You know what it is though?

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:51Speaker 05

  I'm just who I am. I'm from the Midwest. I'm just a dude that's from Cincinnati. And I remember one of our first interactions, this is probably something that's not shocking to either of you. I think you like tried to high kick me.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:01Speaker 05

  And like, and like, speaking of soccer, being a soccer fan, now I know you're just a soccer fan.

• 1:10:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:07Speaker 05

  He tried to, he tried to-

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it was.

• 1:10:10Speaker 05

  Liu Kang me?

• 1:10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:12Speaker 05

  He tried to bite kick me? I was like, dude, I've seen Mortal Kombat and I've got a couple of Asian stereotypes I can kick at you too.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  I understand that.

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  But I'm above that.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  But that's what I remember, my relationship with you. It's not like, it's more like a violence. And so I want to change?

• 1:10:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  No, today's the day.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  We're buddies with the same people. Ramsey's a good buddy of mine.

• 1:10:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we talked about it.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  Let me clarify something.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  He will only kick you if he likes you.

• 1:10:37Speaker 05

  So now knowing, like seeing some-

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Am I right?

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  I don't kick everyone.

• 1:10:40Speaker 05

  I do think-

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  And let's just get that out of the way.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  I think about that now in hindsight.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  And was it, was it high?

• 1:10:45Speaker 05

  It was high. It was impressive.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one.

• 1:10:47Speaker 05

  And this is pre GLP thing.

• 1:10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's because I like you.

• 1:10:51Speaker 05

  So again, now I know that.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:54Speaker 05

  I was like newer to LA and I was, I'm just not the type of cat that'd be like, that was cool.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:59Speaker 05

  And I didn't say anything, but I probably gave you body language. It was like, yo.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  That wasn't-

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think that's what I read. I think that's what I read and I was like, nah, I said nah myself.

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  Yes. I bet you did.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  Good. I didn't like your reaction.

• 1:11:13Speaker 05

  Hundred percent.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, who the fuck is this? Is this a headliner?

• 1:11:15Speaker 05

  Which?

• 1:11:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't see- His name on the wall.

• 1:11:18Speaker 05

  And but and I don't I don't bend the knee and I don't.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  I know you don't. And you know what? And now we have an understanding.

• 1:11:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Right. But the next time I high kick you, da, god.

• 1:11:26Speaker 05

  I'm fucking grabbing it. You know what I'm saying? Maybe a DDT.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, good.

• 1:11:30Andrew Santino?

  His girlfriend, he's been training for years.

• 1:11:33Speaker 05

  She's Vietnamese. Her family's all Vietnamese.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's traps.

• 1:11:36Speaker 05

  I've been to, I've been to the house. You know how battle tested I am now? You ever party with some Vietnamese people?

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 05

  I know what the fuck to do.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:43Andrew Santino?

  Wait, this is interesting because you, I want just a quick perspective share of where in the overlap of the pie charts of you've adopted a Filipino family into your life.

• 1:11:53Speaker 05

  Oh, that's interesting.

• 1:11:54Andrew Santino?

  You've adopted a Vietnamese family into your life.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  I want to know what the similarities are of like, because you live, they live at your house.

• 1:12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  And now you're embedded into their life.

• 1:12:05Speaker 05

  She's, yeah, we've lived together for a couple of years now.

• 1:12:07Andrew Santino?

  Do you have, are there moments where, uh?

• 1:12:09Bobby Lee?

  Let me ask it. Let me, let me ask you something. All right, um, can they, can they sleep anywhere?

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  Yes, she could, she could sleep anywhere.

• 1:12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  That's a similar, right?

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  In the kitchen, on the floor?

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  They sleep everywhere.

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  They do? They just fall asleep when they?

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  I'll just, I'll just go, huh, right, right? And it's just jewels on a fucking chair, sleeping like this.

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  Can they eat like the?

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Anything.

• 1:12:30Speaker 05

  Anything?

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  And like in amounts that are alarming?

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I've, I've done this, like, um, I'll get two Jersey Mike sandwiches.

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:37Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:12:38Andrew Santino?

  Two?

• 1:12:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:39Andrew Santino?

  You're eating two?

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't eat them all the same. I have an emergency one.

• 1:12:42Speaker 05

  First of all, good, good check on that. That's crazy.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 1:12:46Speaker 05

  I'm a huge Jersey Mike's guy. That's nuts.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So I'll get two, right? And I'll do an emergency one.

• 1:12:52Andrew Santino?

  That's smart.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I'll keep that in the fridge, right? And then it'll be there for like, I don't know how long. And they'll eat it.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  They'll eat, if they're.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  After like a week.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  A week.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They'll still eat it.

• 1:13:02Speaker 05

  The, I, I know.

• 1:13:03Andrew Santino?

  And they'll eat the wrapper, too. They won't eat the wrapper.

• 1:13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:06Speaker 05

  They don't waste, they're very not waste.

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  They don't waste.

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, they don't waste. Well, and then are they actually from the Philippines and now live here?

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  So she's, okay, yeah, well, you know how it is.

• 1:13:14Bobby Lee?

  I want to high kick you so bad.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  I just wanna high kick you so bad right now dude.

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  Is your girlfriend from?

• 1:13:20Speaker 05

  So half her family's from Vietnam, but she was born in Cali, so she has a, she's more of-

• 1:13:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, mine's from the actual, you know.

• 1:13:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, half her family is, and I party with them a lot and we kick it a lot, and they're great. They've, I've never had more support in my life, but if you cross them, the most-

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  You never cross.

• 1:13:35Speaker 05

  It's the most combative shit I've ever seen in my life.

• 1:13:37Andrew Santino?

  Right, so if this relationship, which I hope it never does, goes south, you need to leave the country.

• 1:13:41Speaker 05

  You know what's funny is if it hits, it'd be so, it'd be so cold and icy that there'd be no interaction ever. And it'd be, it'd be dead in a way that would hurt more than if it was combative.

• 1:13:50Andrew Santino?

  I got you, I got you.

• 1:13:51Speaker 05

  You know?

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  If, as if, if it was with a white girl, y- y- you know what I mean?

• 1:13:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but this is like-

• 1:13:55Speaker 05

  This is, ooh.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:57Speaker 05

  Um, and also Southeast Asia, both Philippine, that's the other crossover, Southeast Asia, but Filipinos are obviously on the island.

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:04Speaker 05

  But Vietnamese are, uh, they're, that's a kind of, that, that energy is a little similar, I've always found. Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Filipinos. Is that fair?

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  It is fair. I'm dating a hippie white, and hippie whites though, right?

• 1:14:17Andrew Santino?

  This is your first hippie white?

• 1:14:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:19Speaker 05

  Hippie whites are different.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  They're different.

• 1:14:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:21Bobby Lee?

  They're a lot more like Asians.

• 1:14:23Speaker 05

  In what way?

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  They'll eat anything.

• 1:14:26Speaker 05

  Well, that's because they're high.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Is that why?

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  That's the weed.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  I see, that's the weed. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 1:14:32Andrew Santino?

  But also hippie whites are like Asians in this, um, trying to find, uh-

• 1:14:36Speaker 05

  In a Zen way.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:38Speaker 05

  Zen way, and a boot, probably closer to Buddhism-

• 1:14:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:14:40Speaker 05

  Than Catholicism.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:42Andrew Santino?

  And this hippie-

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  You'll leave the room, walk away, and, and they're doing this.

• 1:14:45Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like that, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:48Andrew Santino?

  And this hippie Asian has coached-

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  You know, I gotta, you know, has coached-

• 1:14:51Speaker 05

  It, it is interesting that you're open-minded to other Asians though. Usually other Asians hate other Asians.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:56Speaker 05

  Which is fun.

• 1:14:56Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

• 1:14:57Speaker 05

  Like, I, I know, like, Koreans don't like Chinese.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  That's, that, that, that's absolutely, that's absolutely not true.

• 1:15:03Speaker 05

  Well, alright.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  I love all the Asians.

• 1:15:06Andrew Santino?

  Except for-

• 1:15:07Speaker 05

  This is you.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  I, what?

• 1:15:09Andrew Santino?

  Except for-

• 1:15:09Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:15:10Andrew Santino?

  Which one?

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Indians?

• 1:15:13Speaker 05

  You can always get one.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm totally kidding, no, I love everybody.

• 1:15:15Andrew Santino?

  He's kidding.

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm kidding. Look in the mic, uh, look in there and go, "Thank you for being a bad friend."

• 1:15:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all, we wanna thank Mike for coming on the show.

• 1:15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they, I already did that, I, we already plugged the special.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I just, I have to go.

• 1:15:25Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta go, he's gotta date.

• 1:15:26Speaker 05

  He's gotta, oh, really? With a hippie girl?

• 1:15:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:29Speaker 05

  Proud of you.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I gotta go.

• 1:15:30Speaker 05

  Uh, "Thank you for being a bad friend," is that what I said?

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  That's how you-

• 1:15:32Andrew Santino?

  Say it again.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, real, feel good.

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  "Thank you for being a bad friend."

• 1:15:35Andrew Santino?

  Love it.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know when this episode comes out, right? But the towels were not done.

• 1:15:44Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:45Andrew Santino?

  After all of this?

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  After all of that.

• 1:15:47Andrew Santino?

  We did an entire episode about towels.

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  About it. The towels were not done. 3:00 in the morning last night, I texted Jules, I go, "Where are my towels?", right? And she goes, "I'm going to Hawaii." She went clubbing too. She went clubbing for 3 hours.

• 1:16:01Andrew Santino?

  Maybe the merch will be your towels at some point. Use some of our purchased towels.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  Maybe. But she did not do the towels.

• 1:16:08Andrew Santino?

  Insane.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

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