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Transcript 13,279 words · 8 speakers
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0:30 Speaker 01 You two are bad friends.
0:31 Speaker 02 Who are these two idiots?
0:33 Speaker 01 A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
0:39 Speaker 02 Well, you two are something.
0:40 Speaker 01 We're bad friends.
0:42 Bobby Lee? We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy boy.
0:45 Speaker 04 Hey buddy, good to see you too.
0:47 Bobby Lee? So I'm doing my first special this Friday.
0:50 Speaker 04 We've talked about this for years.
0:52 Andrew Santino? How exciting is this?
0:53 Bobby Lee? We've talked about it for years.
0:54 Speaker 04 No, for, but like, we've really talked about this for years.
0:57 Andrew Santino? 30 years.
0:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, pink face?
1:00 Andrew Santino? Pink face?
1:01 Bobby Lee? I mean, your face is so pink, what are you trying to prove bud?
1:03 Andrew Santino? Is my face pink?
1:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but yours naturally pink.
1:06 Andrew Santino? Thank you.
1:07 Bobby Lee? That's unnatural.
1:08 Speaker 04 I'm flushed from the whiskey.
1:09 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:10 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:10 Andrew Santino? He's Asian, he breaks out like you guys do when he has whiskey.
1:13 Speaker 04 Why did you come at me so aggressive?
1:14 Bobby Lee? You know what else he has? The emperor eyes from Star Wars? Look at it.
1:20 Andrew Santino? He's an emperor, you think?
1:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, like the emperor, dude, he has, right now dude, Tom Segura has emperor eyes. Look at that.
1:25 Andrew Santino? He's calling you sheev Palpatine.
1:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:28 Speaker 04 Why did you come at me so hard?
1:29 Andrew Santino? Yeah, what is that about?
1:30 Bobby Lee? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, it was uncalled for and unnecessary.
1:34 Speaker 04 This happens every time I see you.
1:36 Bobby Lee? No, it doesn't.
1:37 Speaker 04 Every time I see you.
1:38 Bobby Lee? No, it doesn't.
1:39 Speaker 04 You come at me with some insult and then you go, "My bad dude."
1:42 Bobby Lee? It is my bad dude.
1:44 Speaker 04 But wait, why?
1:44 Bobby Lee? Why you insult me all the time?
1:46 Andrew Santino? When is the last time he insulted you? Either publicly?
1:48 Bobby Lee? Your attitude. It's an energy insult, dude.
1:52 Andrew Santino? It's energy insults.
1:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, you don't have to say words dude, I can feel it. I'm tired of it.
1:56 Andrew Santino? So you know what happens?
1:57 Speaker 04 That didn't happen at all.
1:59 Andrew Santino? It's self sabotage?
2:01 Speaker 04 Yeah.
2:01 Andrew Santino? Cause he has a special coming up and he goes, "I don't feel well."
2:03 Bobby Lee? No, so what happened?
2:04 Andrew Santino? He's mad at you. Yes, he's doing the things, yes, he's doing the, Carlos, he's doing all the shit.
2:09 Bobby Lee? Here's what happened.
2:09 Speaker 04 Okay.
2:10 Bobby Lee? Alright, so all my reps are like, "You gotta put your reps in." I said reps twice.
2:15 Andrew Santino? All your reps?
2:15 Speaker 04 Oh, the reps, doing your stand-up reps.
2:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah. My representation said I have to do a lot of reps.
2:20 Speaker 04 Repetitions. Let me just help with clarifying for the audience.
2:23 Bobby Lee? Thank you, thank you.
2:26 Bobby Lee? Anyway, so I did Bakersfield and Fresno over the weekend. I just was around too many people. And then I wake up.
2:33 Andrew Santino? Humble brag about the tickets he was selling.
2:35 Bobby Lee? Really 750 people? That's not a lot.
2:38 Andrew Santino? That is a lot.
2:39 Bobby Lee? Anyway. Uh, I wake up Monday morning with a sore throat and body aches.
2:44 Speaker 04 You think it's from the shows?
2:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
2:47 Speaker 04 Think it's from the shows?
2:48 Bobby Lee? What do you think Tommy Boy?
2:51 Speaker 04 He thinks he got me with Tommy Boy.
2:55 Speaker 04 Oh, you got Covid.
2:56 Bobby Lee? No, no, I took it. No, I took a test. I don't have Covid or the flu.
3:00 Andrew Santino? Do you think, do you, did you perhaps? Did you see a, um, a female friend over the last couple of days?
3:06 Bobby Lee? I did not, no.
3:07 Andrew Santino? Look at me.
3:08 Bobby Lee? I've been celibate.
3:08 Andrew Santino? Look at me when you do that. Did you not?
3:11 Bobby Lee? I'm a celibate.
3:11 Andrew Santino? Did you not see a female friend?
3:12 Bobby Lee? No, I didn't. I swear to God I didn't.
3:14 Andrew Santino? You swear to God?
3:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because I'm, I'm saving up my cum for the special.
3:17 Andrew Santino? For the special?
3:18 Bobby Lee? Because they-
3:18 Andrew Santino? That's the closer?
3:19 Bobby Lee? They said they have to save your cum.
3:21 Speaker 04 You know what?
3:21 Bobby Lee? What?
3:22 Speaker 04 That is, can I tell you something? I mean, I mean this in all honesty.
3:26 Bobby Lee? Fighters do it, I heard, so I didn't.
3:27 Speaker 04 That's the best advice. You should save your chi for sure.
3:31 Bobby Lee? I did, and I am.
3:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, but keep it saved for-
3:34 Bobby Lee? For how long?
3:34 Speaker 04 At least through the special.
3:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I am.
3:36 Speaker 04 Okay.
3:36 Bobby Lee? Of course I am.
3:37 Speaker 04 Don't make kissy faces with anybody.
3:39 Bobby Lee? I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude, like Rocky did.
3:41 Speaker 04 Yeah.
3:41 Andrew Santino? Is that how he, but he ended up losing in that movie?
3:44 Bobby Lee? I know. He, he didn't save enough.
3:47 Andrew Santino? I don't have a choice.
3:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so he did a tap at Adrian a couple of times.
3:50 Andrew Santino? Right, he did, yeah, that's true.
3:52 Bobby Lee? So, but-
3:52 Speaker 04 Can we start over?
3:53 Bobby Lee? But against-
3:54 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Yeah, you guys need to do a start over, man.
3:56 Speaker 04 Can we start over?
3:56 Bobby Lee? No, we're not starting over.
3:57 Andrew Santino? We're gonna put that in, but you need to start over this relationship, because Tommy's an old friend of ours. It feels strange to do that.
4:02 Bobby Lee? He dressed like a CIA agent now lately.
4:05 Andrew Santino? We're almost dressed the same.
4:06 Bobby Lee? I know. Alright, you're right.
4:09 Bobby Lee? Alright, let's start over.
4:10 Speaker 04 Okay. What I was saying-
4:12 Bobby Lee? Welcome to the show.
4:13 Speaker 04 Yeah. Before-
4:15 Bobby Lee? You look real good.
4:16 Speaker 04 Thanks, buddy. So do you.
4:17 Bobby Lee? You were stuck in the Caribbean?
4:19 Speaker 04 Yeah. How'd you know?
4:21 Bobby Lee? Because, you know, people, I've never been there.
4:24 Speaker 04 And some people get to go.
4:25 Andrew Santino? Is it the Caribbean or is it the Caribbean?
4:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, I can't believe.
4:28 Andrew Santino? And I'm being honest, is it?
4:30 Speaker 04 I'm a fan of Caribbean.
4:32 Andrew Santino? It's the Caribbean because it sounds cooler.
4:33 Speaker 04 Yeah, I don't.
4:34 Andrew Santino? Comedians Tom Segura and Christina Pizzi stuck in the Caribbean due to Venezuela-related.
4:37 Speaker 04 My favorite thing is that.
4:39 Andrew Santino? That angle, by the way, that's insane. It looks like you guys are gonna be interrogated.
4:43 Speaker 04 All we did was like, we got a call from our podcast producer who was like, hey, you're not back so we can't record an episode. Can you just put a video together for the podcast audience?
4:55 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
4:55 Speaker 04 And then people sent me, they're like, oh, you're on TMZ. I was like, for what? They're like, for that video.
5:01 Andrew Santino? Oh, that's who picked this whole story up?
5:02 Bobby Lee? How do they get it?
5:04 Speaker 04 Because it was, we just posted.
5:06 Andrew Santino? They posted it on Instagram.
5:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, just like, hey, we're not doing a podcast this week. We're in the, we're stuck. And then TMZ was like, they're stuck. And then the only thing I heard from people was, I hope you fucking stay there.
5:18 Bobby Lee? Who would say that?
5:20 Speaker 04 Oh, they're like.
5:20 Andrew Santino? You wrote that a few times.
5:21 Bobby Lee? I know, but aside from me.
5:23 Andrew Santino? Wait, go back up to the, just the way that TMZ titles things, go back to the title is stranded in paradise. Maduro's captured, shut down flights home.
5:33 Speaker 04 It's so ridiculous.
5:34 Andrew Santino? Okay, so we got Tom Segura and Christina Pizzi and they're stuck. They're stuck?
5:38 Speaker 04 Stuck, stuck, stuck in paradise. Don't feel bad for them. Um, what I was trying to say then, and you came at me.
5:46 Andrew Santino? Came at him again.
5:47 Speaker 04 About my pink skin and all this shit was just that for years, we've been talking about you doing a special. And I was just saying that I'm so excited and so happy that you're actually doing it and that fans get to see you do your standup now in a special. I think it's amazing.
6:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but.
6:06 Andrew Santino? I'm so, we're so happy. We're excited.
6:08 Bobby Lee? Not my, my full potential because I'm, I'm not feeling well.
6:11 Speaker 04 You're fine.
6:12 Andrew Santino? You're gonna feel so good. Let's get you, let's get you an IV.
6:15 Bobby Lee? I did IV yesterday, didn't work shit.
6:16 Speaker 04 No, do it again. And have you done NAD yet?
6:19 Bobby Lee? I have ADD.
6:20 Speaker 04 No, NAD.
6:22 Andrew Santino? Yeah, Michael Jordan's flu game. Probably one of the greatest. He scored 38 points while battling the flu. Or it was going out the night before and parting. But even still, the Irish flu does get me. So, this could be your flu game.
6:35 Bobby Lee? Wait, what is it? Tell me, explain it to me.
6:36 Andrew Santino? 1997, game five, in the finals. Jordan had the flu.
6:41 Speaker 04 Basketball.
6:42 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah. Michael Jordan.
6:44 Speaker 04 Air.
6:45 Andrew Santino? He was thinking Michael B. Jordan.
6:46 Bobby Lee? Oh.
6:47 Andrew Santino? No, Michael.
6:47 Speaker 04 Not sinners. This is a fucking.
6:49 Bobby Lee? It's not Michael B. Jordan.
6:50 Speaker 04 No.
6:51 Bobby Lee? Okay.
6:51 Andrew Santino? This is the flu game.
6:52 Bobby Lee? Okay.
6:52 Andrew Santino? And he had the flu and he performed unbelievable. It's as if the gods were like, "You're gonna be okay."
7:00 Speaker 04 Cause they, it's what happened. It's that he is God's choice.
7:03 Andrew Santino? He's God's choice, and you're God's choice as well. And your special's gonna be perfect.
7:06 Speaker 04 You're gonna be amazing in this, dude.
7:07 Andrew Santino? Yep.
7:09 Speaker 04 You're gonna be amazing in this.
7:10 Bobby Lee? Okay. Flu game.
7:11 Andrew Santino? Believe it. This is your flu game.
7:13 Bobby Lee? Never even heard of it.
7:13 Andrew Santino? This is the flu game.
7:14 Speaker 04 You've never heard of the flu game?
7:15 Andrew Santino? June 11th, 1997.
7:16 Bobby Lee? Tell me more about it. Tell me more about it.
7:17 Speaker 04 Oh my god!
7:18 Bobby Lee? Tell me more about it.
7:19 Speaker 04 It's legendary. It's legendary if you.
7:21 Bobby Lee? Is there a diarrhea game?
7:22 Speaker 04 There is a diarrhea.
7:23 Andrew Santino? There was.
7:24 Speaker 04 The flu game is talked about more.
7:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:26 Andrew Santino? The diarrhea game.
7:26 Bobby Lee? It is?
7:27 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
7:27 Speaker 04 Paul Pierce had the.
7:28 Bobby Lee? What?
7:29 Andrew Santino? Paul Pierce had a diarrhea game.
7:30 Speaker 04 That's right.
7:30 Andrew Santino? That's right.
7:31 Speaker 04 But, but.
7:31 Andrew Santino? This one's a little bit more prominent.
7:33 Speaker 04 Yes.
7:33 Andrew Santino? Then there was an AIDS game, so Magic had an AIDS game.
7:36 Bobby Lee? Oh yeah, I heard about that.
7:37 Andrew Santino? That one you know.
7:37 Bobby Lee? That's a scary game.
7:38 Speaker 04 Wait a minute.
7:39 Bobby Lee? What?
7:40 Speaker 04 Is there a name yet for the special?
7:41 Bobby Lee? Yes.
7:42 Speaker 04 What is it?
7:42 Andrew Santino? It's so good.
7:44 Bobby Lee? Finally.
7:45 Andrew Santino? It's perfect.
7:46 Speaker 04 Why not? Why not? You don't like it? I love it. And you're shooting in San Diego?
7:51 Bobby Lee? In 3D, yeah.
7:54 Bobby Lee? 3D, 4HD, the whole thing. Dolby.
7:57 Andrew Santino? They're doing it in IMAX.
7:57 Bobby Lee? Dude, you want Dolby?
7:58 Andrew Santino? You can see it in IMAX.
7:59 Bobby Lee? I got Dolby, dude. Laser.
8:01 Speaker 04 And where's this gonna air?
8:02 Bobby Lee? Laser technology. Hulu.
8:04 Speaker 04 Hulu. Fucking.
8:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Hulu. Hulu.
8:07 Andrew Santino? Right on Hulu.
8:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:09 Speaker 04 That's amazing, dude.
8:10 Bobby Lee? You don't think I deserve it?
8:12 Speaker 04 I didn't, I didn't say it.
8:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:13 Andrew Santino? You're so aggressive, man.
8:15 Bobby Lee? It was so condescending what he just did, dude.
8:16 Andrew Santino? He, no, he just.
8:17 Speaker 04 He's successful! He's successful! He's conquered the game, dude! He's on top of, just shut the fuck up, dude!
8:23 Andrew Santino? Whoa, see what he's doing? Wow.
8:24 Speaker 04 Alright. I also came here.
8:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Whoa, you came here what?
8:27 Speaker 04 To say thank you for doing season one of Bad Thoughts for starting season two.
8:31 Bobby Lee? It was a fun experience, and thank you so much for having me.
8:36 Speaker 04 How long have you been awake?
8:38 Bobby Lee? I've been in bed for 24 hours.
8:40 Speaker 04 Can I tell you, all you need to do?
8:42 Bobby Lee? You're, can I, I've seen this on TikTok. I've seen this on TikTok.
8:46 Speaker 04 This bit right here?
8:47 Bobby Lee? No, no, not this bit, it's the white man's, I know you're half Peruvian. Whatever it is.
8:52 Speaker 04 I appreciate that.
8:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's your, your hand domination.
8:56 Speaker 04 Oh, hand domination.
8:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're doing the.
8:58 Andrew Santino? He makes the fold.
9:00 Bobby Lee? You're trying to control the conversation. I understand what you're doing with your hands. And I'm doing it back.
9:03 Speaker 04 And you're seeing it through it.
9:04 Bobby Lee? I'm seeing right through it, dude. Okay, go ahead. What are you gonna say?
9:07 Speaker 04 That this weekend is gonna be fantastic for you. And these next few days, all I hope is that you actually listen to your body when it says it's time to rest. Get your rest, get your fluids, eat your food, feel good. And on Friday and Saturday and however many shows you're gonna tape, you're gonna feel great, man. It's gonna be fantastic.
9:30 Bobby Lee? And you know, Tom, I have to be honest with you. Let me be real with you, dude.
9:34 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:34 Bobby Lee? You've been a friend. A real comrade. And, uh, I apologize for being so negative.
9:41 Speaker 04 I appreciate that.
9:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah. When I was talking about your pink face and your, uh, emperor eyes.
9:46 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:46 Bobby Lee? Right? It's just an observation.
9:48 Speaker 04 Cause they're blue? Or is it because of the folds?
9:50 Bobby Lee? It just looked weird.
9:51 Speaker 04 Oh, okay.
9:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, it's so, um.
9:56 Bobby Lee? Fuck you, dude.
9:59 Bobby Lee? You dude, alright, yeah.
10:00 Andrew Santino? What do I have to do with it?
10:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:01 Andrew Santino? What do I?
10:02 Bobby Lee? You're with him, dude. You're in that room with him. I've been sitting here, how long have I been sitting here?
10:07 Andrew Santino? 10 minutes.
10:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I've been sitting here, you're cackling, you know what I mean?
10:10 Speaker 04 Sandy, yes.
10:11 Bobby Lee? With your, uh.
10:12 Speaker 04 Do you know that over the last few years, few times, he has graced me with his presence to come on shows with me?
10:20 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
10:20 Speaker 04 I've invited him.
10:21 Andrew Santino? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:22 Speaker 04 Do you know that every time he gets introduced, it is just like thunderous?
10:29 Andrew Santino? Thunderous.
10:29 Speaker 04 It's crazy.
10:31 Andrew Santino? Thunderous.
10:31 Speaker 04 The reception this guy gets.
10:32 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it's unbelievable.
10:33 Speaker 04 And that's gonna be like when the special comes on.
10:35 Andrew Santino? That's gonna be the exact same thing.
10:36 Speaker 04 People are gonna lose their minds.
10:37 Andrew Santino? They are gonna lose their minds. I know that. I know that as a fact.
10:41 Bobby Lee? You know what I take-
10:42 Andrew Santino? Hold on, the whites are talking.
10:44 Bobby Lee? Okay.
10:45 Andrew Santino? We're proud of him.
10:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
10:46 Andrew Santino? We're very proud of him.
10:47 Speaker 04 To get a little guy like this up there and doing his thing, it's gonna be fucking amazing.
10:52 Andrew Santino? Now do you feel a little bit better?
10:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
10:54 Andrew Santino? You're getting hyped up.
10:55 Bobby Lee? I sure do. I feel jazzed.
10:58 Speaker 04 This is a-
10:58 Bobby Lee? No, I know.
10:59 Speaker 04 This is a look.
11:00 Bobby Lee? And let me tell you something. Whatever you're doing, dude, fuck off, dude. Go back to Austin.
11:07 Bobby Lee? Go back.
11:07 Speaker 04 Come on!
11:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I'm tired of it, dude.
11:10 Andrew Santino? Why are you tired of it?
11:10 Bobby Lee? I love you.
11:11 Speaker 04 I love you too.
11:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:13 Speaker 04 When does it come out? Do you know when it comes out already?
11:14 Bobby Lee? In November.
11:15 Speaker 04 Oh, so you got a, you got some time?
11:18 Speaker 06 For reshoots, we need, you know.
11:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we need reshoots.
11:20 Andrew Santino? Gonna be some reshoots.
11:21 Bobby Lee? Okay, here we go. Mr. Director.
11:26 Andrew Santino? Well, first of all-
11:27 Bobby Lee? It says Mr. Director.
11:28 Andrew Santino? Andres is back, and we want to welcome back our old friend Andres, who hasn't been around. Andres, and you guys can speak in tongues like you guys do to each other.
11:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
11:36 Andrew Santino? If you ask for the bathroom key.
11:37 Speaker 06 Yes.
11:38 Andrew Santino? And what, how did he say it to you? What did he say?
11:41 Speaker 06 Tengo que mehar?
11:42 Bobby Lee? Me mayo.
11:44 Andrew Santino? Tengo que ser mayo?
11:45 Bobby Lee? Me mayo.
11:46 Andrew Santino? Yeah, where's the mayo?
11:47 Bobby Lee? Ya, por favor, una vez más.
11:49 Andrew Santino? You feeling a little bit better now?
11:51 Speaker 04 Is he direct, are you directing it?
11:53 Speaker 06 No.
11:53 Bobby Lee? No, no, no.
11:54 Andrew Santino? Louis Katz. Louis Katz, the legendary Louis Katz.
11:57 Speaker 04 I do know Louis Katz.
11:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Louis Katz is gonna do it.
11:59 Andrew Santino? Fantastic.
12:00 Speaker 04 Did you consider it, or no?
12:03 Speaker 04 I can say it, I'm happy.
12:05 Speaker 06 Not even.
12:06 Andrew Santino? By the way, I've seen that movie, it's a great movie.
12:08 Speaker 04 It's great, it's great.
12:09 Andrew Santino? Yeah, yeah.
12:10 Bobby Lee? I did consider it.
12:11 Speaker 04 You did?
12:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Um, he just doesn't know my act as well as Louis does.
12:16 Andrew Santino? That's not why.
12:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I need performance notes.
12:18 Andrew Santino? That's, you wanted a comedian to do it.
12:20 Speaker 04 Can I just throw something in here, though? Was there no thought of reaching out to me?
12:25 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
12:25 Bobby Lee? Of what? You would never direct my special.
12:28 Speaker 04 Why would I not direct your special?
12:29 Bobby Lee? You would never do it.
12:30 Speaker 04 Why?
12:30 Bobby Lee? Why would I ask and get rejected by you?
12:32 Speaker 04 I would never reject you.
12:34 Bobby Lee? Oh, so what would you say? I call, ding ding, hello?
12:36 Speaker 04 Is that a-
12:37 Bobby Lee? Is it your mom's house?
12:38 Speaker 04 Yes.
12:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Is it the corporate, you're, you're in the corporate center of your mom's house?
12:42 Speaker 04 Yes.
12:42 Bobby Lee? Can I, can I, can I get linked into the Tom Segura, the president, please?
12:46 Speaker 04 Sure, yes, hold on a second.
12:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
12:48 Speaker 04 Hello, this is the second assistant, you wanna talk to the first assistant?
12:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I'm Bobby Lee, have you heard of me? Yeah, yeah, I know, but I'm friends with Tom.
12:58 Speaker 04 Okay, I'll, I'll send you over to the first assistant.
13:00 Bobby Lee? I was already at the first assistant, and he sent me to the second assistant, I need to talk to Tom.
13:04 Speaker 04 Okay.
13:04 Bobby Lee? He's not picking up my phone calls.
13:06 Speaker 04 Which Asian is this?
13:07 Bobby Lee? I'm Korean.
13:09 Speaker 04 Hold on.
13:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see, did you see Asian or agency?
13:13 Speaker 04 Asians fine.
13:14 Bobby Lee? Anyway, I know, can I talk to Segura? Is there somebody closest to Segura I could talk to?
13:18 Speaker 04 He loves Grandma Kim's. Hold on one second, and then they pass you through. Hey, Bobby!
13:23 Bobby Lee? Hello, Tom?
13:24 Speaker 04 Yeah.
13:25 Bobby Lee? Hey!
13:25 Speaker 04 What's up, man?
13:26 Bobby Lee? What's up, man?
13:27 Speaker 04 What are you doing?
13:27 Bobby Lee? Groovy.
13:28 Speaker 04 What are you calling for?
13:30 Bobby Lee? What's up?
13:31 Speaker 04 What, what, what's the call for?
13:33 Bobby Lee? I just wanna see how you were.
13:34 Speaker 04 Oh, I'm good, man. How are you?
13:35 Bobby Lee? The dogs?
13:37 Speaker 04 We don't have dogs.
13:39 Bobby Lee? Sure you will.
13:41 Bobby Lee? I'm sure you will, dude.
13:42 Speaker 04 My son's allergic. I thought you'd do that.
13:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. How are the kids?
13:45 Speaker 04 They're good. They're allergic to dogs.
13:46 Bobby Lee? Christina?
13:48 Speaker 04 Alive and well.
13:49 Bobby Lee? That's fantastic. Wow, you're, what a show you're running.
13:52 Speaker 04 Thanks, man.
13:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, thanks. Tired of talking to me?
13:55 Speaker 04 Not at all, not at all.
13:56 Bobby Lee? Could hear something in your voice.
13:58 Speaker 04 No, dude, bro, what's going, how's, how's Andrew?
14:00 Bobby Lee? Oh, he's fine and daddied, dandy. He's hanging out with his friends, Taylor Swift and Barack Obama.
14:07 Speaker 04 Shit, is he friends with them?
14:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, he's.
14:09 Speaker 04 Is he there?
14:10 Bobby Lee? He's not around, no.
14:11 Andrew Santino? Hey, Tom, I'm here.
14:13 Speaker 04 Andrew!
14:14 Andrew Santino? Buddy!
14:14 Bobby Lee? Came out of nowhere, bud.
14:15 Andrew Santino? Hey!
14:16 Bobby Lee? Hey, dude, where are you?
14:17 Andrew Santino? I picked up the line upstairs.
14:18 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see.
14:19 Speaker 04 Uh, you know, what's going on? Bobby, you can hang up.
14:21 Andrew Santino? So good to hear from you. What's up, dude?
14:23 Bobby Lee? What's up, bro?
14:24 Andrew Santino? Nothing. Bobby was gonna ask you if you'd direct a special.
14:26 Bobby Lee? What?
14:27 Andrew Santino? He was gonna ask you to direct a special.
14:29 Bobby Lee? Why the fuck would I, he's not on the phone anymore.
14:31 Andrew Santino? No, he's not.
14:31 Bobby Lee? I'm still here.
14:32 Andrew Santino? Oh, hey, Bob.
14:32 Bobby Lee? Hey! Hey, so can you? When is it? Oh, it's gonna be, um, January 16th and 17th.
14:42 Andrew Santino? That's right.
14:42 Speaker 04 Oh, I have a stool sample thing I gotta do for my guest.
14:46 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh.
14:47 Andrew Santino? Yeah, you told me about that.
14:48 Bobby Lee? I don't know, could you move that?
14:49 Andrew Santino? I don't think you can.
14:49 Speaker 04 I don't think you can move that. You know what I could do, though? I could ask.
14:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, ask who?
14:54 Speaker 04 I'll ask the doctor.
14:55 Bobby Lee? Okay.
14:55 Speaker 04 And if the doctor says no, it's doctor comes first.
14:58 Bobby Lee? Right, okay. Uh, you have any suggestions of somebody that could direct it, you think?
15:02 Speaker 04 Have fun and do your best.
15:06 Bobby Lee? Will you consider it, Tom? Bob?
15:12 Bobby Lee? See, that's what's gonna, see, that's what's gonna happen.
15:14 Andrew Santino? That would've never happened.
15:15 Bobby Lee? That's why I don't call.
15:16 Speaker 04 You know that's.
15:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You would've done it.
15:18 Speaker 04 In a heartbeat.
15:20 Bobby Lee? Wow.
15:20 Andrew Santino? Should've let him.
15:21 Speaker 04 That's nice to know.
15:22 Andrew Santino? And also.
15:22 Speaker 04 But I will say this, I think, I think Louis Katz is super talented.
15:25 Andrew Santino? He's the man.
15:26 Speaker 04 I do think he's.
15:27 Andrew Santino? And he's gonna put out, he's gonna make something glorious.
15:29 Bobby Lee? Well, because, you know, he's so like, hands-on.
15:33 Andrew Santino? Rookie quarterback.
15:34 Bobby Lee? 24/7.
15:35 Andrew Santino? It's a big risk.
15:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
15:36 Andrew Santino? But I like it. It's smart.
15:38 Speaker 04 No, he's great.
15:39 Andrew Santino? Get him out there on the field, he can play.
15:40 Speaker 04 He's gonna be.
15:40 Bobby Lee? He's gonna play. Yeah.
15:42 Andrew Santino? He's gonna play well.
15:42 Bobby Lee? Although the other day I go, do you have any audience shots? He goes, we're not doing that.
15:46 Andrew Santino? I'm on his team, I don't like.
15:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:48 Andrew Santino? I, I don't like him. You don't need him. Why, why, why does, why does the audience?
15:50 Speaker 04 Sometimes you have, you have one locked off just for edits, right? Just because of your like, I wanna jump from this to the.
15:55 Bobby Lee? He's doing it now, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
15:57 Andrew Santino? I never liked it. I know, why does the audience need to see the audience?
15:59 Speaker 04 I did not, I did not, no.
16:01 Bobby Lee? Who do you direct yours?
16:03 Andrew Santino? I don't remember.
16:04 Bobby Lee? No, but do you have different people doing it in different shows?
16:06 Andrew Santino? The glorious Brandon Dermer did it. Our good friend Brandon.
16:08 Bobby Lee? Oh, Dermer did one.
16:09 Andrew Santino? He did White Noise.
16:10 Bobby Lee? Oh, he did?
16:11 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
16:11 Bobby Lee? Amazing.
16:12 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
16:12 Bobby Lee? And, uh.
16:13 Andrew Santino? And Home Field Advantage.
16:14 Bobby Lee? Who directs yours? Do you have different people?
16:16 Speaker 04 I've had, for the last two, I had Ryan Polito, I had Jay Karas did one, I had Rami Hoshash do one.
16:22 Andrew Santino? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:24 Bobby Lee? How many have you done? Four?
16:25 Speaker 04 Six.
16:26 Bobby Lee? You've done six specials already?
16:28 Speaker 04 Yeah.
16:28 Bobby Lee? All Netflix?
16:30 Speaker 04 All were on Netflix, yeah.
16:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
16:33 Speaker 04 Yeah, there's one out right now, man.
16:34 Andrew Santino? There's one out right now.
16:35 Bobby Lee? What's it called?
16:35 Andrew Santino? Teacher.
16:36 Speaker 04 Teacher, yeah.
16:37 Bobby Lee? Go check it out on YouTube.
16:38 Andrew Santino? It's on Netflix.
16:42 Speaker 04 Bobby, you got it.
16:43 Bobby Lee? Netflix, Netflix, YouTube, whatever.
16:45 Andrew Santino? We're not, we're on YouTube.
16:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
16:47 Andrew Santino? Whatever.
16:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I was, I can't make a joke to the king?
16:52 Speaker 06 Premier League, you know?
16:53 Andrew Santino? Oh.
16:54 Bobby Lee? Oh, Premier League.
16:55 Andrew Santino? He's been the Premier League.
16:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I'm in the third division.
16:59 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
16:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I see.
17:00 Andrew Santino? What are some of the teams that we're aligned with?
17:02 Bobby Lee? Um, I'm Portsmouth.
17:04 Speaker 04 Exactly.
17:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
17:05 Andrew Santino? Very good.
17:06 Bobby Lee? I'm Coventry City.
17:08 Speaker 04 You know teams.
17:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I do, I do.
17:10 Andrew Santino? He's a big soccer fan.
17:11 Speaker 04 I'm a big-
17:11 Andrew Santino? Are you really? Huge soccer fan.
17:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:13 Andrew Santino? Arsenal.
17:13 Bobby Lee? I'm Cardiff.
17:15 Speaker 04 Do you have an all time favorite team?
17:17 Bobby Lee? Arsenal FC.
17:18 Speaker 04 That's your squad?
17:19 Bobby Lee? Bleed red.
17:20 Speaker 04 You don't have a tattoo of them?
17:21 Bobby Lee? I don't, I'm gonna get one though. I bleed red though.
17:23 Speaker 04 Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the special.
17:25 Andrew Santino? You should do it for the special, actually.
17:27 Bobby Lee? Get an Arsenal tattoo for the special.
17:28 Andrew Santino? And then under it, and under it right finally.
17:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and where do I do it?
17:31 Andrew Santino? Under the gooner cannon.
17:32 Bobby Lee? Right, u- under my eye?
17:34 Speaker 04 Oh my god, that's a fucking fantastic idea.
17:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, like a cannon, cuz that's-
17:37 Speaker 04 Yes. Who's your favorite player of all time?
17:40 Bobby Lee? Probably Thierry Henry.
17:41 Speaker 04 Get that on the other eye.
17:44 Bobby Lee? Put Henry's face here, Arsenal here.
17:47 Speaker 04 And then you lock in on Friday, Saturday.
17:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:49 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:49 Bobby Lee? I feel like, I feel like the focal point, there needs to be something here too.
17:53 Speaker 04 Maybe a soccer ball.
17:55 Bobby Lee? Maybe. Maybe something different though, like something I'm into.
17:58 Speaker 04 Video games?
18:00 Bobby Lee? That's right.
18:00 Andrew Santino? A bed. Put a bed up there.
18:02 Bobby Lee? No.
18:02 Speaker 04 Korea?
18:02 Bobby Lee? No. Ghost of Yotai.
18:06 Andrew Santino? What did you just say?
18:06 Bobby Lee? What'd you say, fuck?
18:07 Speaker 06 Jigant watermelon, you like to-
18:09 Bobby Lee? I didn't understand, we're just like, chill it down.
18:11 Andrew Santino? Gigantic watermelon?
18:13 Speaker 06 Yeah, the people can like to harvest.
18:15 Andrew Santino? What?
18:20 Andrew Santino? From Stardew Valley? Now I get it.
18:23 Bobby Lee? Oh, fuck!
18:24 Andrew Santino? Very funny. Good slam.
18:25 Bobby Lee? That's a good slam, dude.
18:26 Andrew Santino? Very good.
18:27 Bobby Lee? Why, cuz I like farming simulation games, you fuckface? Right? I love to plant. Alright, it's not, okay.
18:34 Andrew Santino? Isn't it funny that he'll plant on a video game, but never in real life?
18:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:37 Andrew Santino? It's kind of fascinating.
18:38 Speaker 04 What about Boogaloo Ghee, right here?
18:40 Andrew Santino? Oh, Little Boogaloo.
18:41 Bobby Lee? I love the meat.
18:41 Speaker 04 Yeah.
18:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
18:42 Andrew Santino? That's you.
18:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
18:44 Andrew Santino? What am I in farm?
18:48 Andrew Santino? It's not just Brack eyes that are like this, I do too.
18:55 Bobby Lee? They don't have watermelons, they have, um-
18:57 Andrew Santino? Kimchi, kimchi, kimchi.
18:58 Bobby Lee? They're summer melons.
18:59 Speaker 04 Kimchi, okay, if you were gonna do a Korean food on your face, tattooed for the rest of your life.
19:04 Andrew Santino? Hundred percent kimchi.
19:05 Speaker 04 I mean-
19:05 Bobby Lee? A bowl of bibimbap.
19:06 Speaker 04 Oh. That would be the foundation of it all?
19:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I would do a bowl of bibimbap.
19:10 Speaker 04 Not kimchi, wow.
19:12 Bobby Lee? Bibimbap is an interesting dish because it does symbolize my life.
19:15 Speaker 04 Yeah.
19:16 Bobby Lee? It's a mixture of things.
19:17 Andrew Santino? Go on. Layers.
19:19 Bobby Lee? What?
19:20 Andrew Santino? There's a lot of layers.
19:21 Bobby Lee? I just said it.
19:22 Speaker 04 Do you have a top one or two? LA spots.
19:26 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah. Korean spots?
19:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
19:28 Andrew Santino? Parks.
19:29 Bobby Lee? Well, I went to Parks Sunday and yesterday, by the way.
19:32 Speaker 04 Both days.
19:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
19:33 Andrew Santino? Chosun Gobie.
19:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So I go to Chosun, even though we saw, the last time I was there, I saw a dead body in the front, so I kind of haven't come.
19:40 Speaker 04 In the front, meaning the lobby, like the host stand?
19:42 Bobby Lee? Just standing, just sitting, laying there in the front of the entrance area.
19:45 Speaker 04 Dead?
19:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, she was dead.
19:47 Andrew Santino? They die all the time out there.
19:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they all die, yeah.
19:49 Andrew Santino? It's Koreatown.
19:50 Bobby Lee? They had the, they had the what thing all over her, right? And I was smoking a syrup by the curb.
19:54 Speaker 04 And she's dead in the restaurant?
19:56 Bobby Lee? No, right up front.
19:57 Speaker 04 Right out front of the restaurant.
19:58 Bobby Lee? And I was kind of like, look at these old people gathered around in front of the thing. I was making fun of them, and then somebody goes, um, I think that's the family. I go, fuck my dad.
20:06 Speaker 04 Wait, did they go there to, did they bring her?
20:08 Bobby Lee? It was like an old Korean group that went in. One of them died, and it was outside the restaurant.
20:14 Andrew Santino? But a great place to die.
20:16 Speaker 04 Yeah?
20:16 Andrew Santino? You would love to die there.
20:17 Bobby Lee? I have a photo of it somewhere in my phone. I took a photo.
20:21 Speaker 04 Are you a big garlic fan?
20:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm a big garlic fan. Why do you want to know?
20:27 Bobby Lee? Why would you ask that, friend? I'm going to give you my best spots, right? That's what you asked.
20:32 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:32 Bobby Lee? May I?
20:33 Speaker 04 Where are they?
20:34 Bobby Lee? Dude, what?
20:36 Speaker 04 What are they?
20:36 Bobby Lee? I'm going to, I'm going to tell you.
20:38 Speaker 04 Okay.
20:38 Bobby Lee? So I like Chosun.
20:40 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
20:40 Bobby Lee? Parks. I like this place called Gavin.
20:43 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:43 Bobby Lee? Right?
20:45 Andrew Santino? It's a place that we went to in the alley, or I mean, in the parking lots in the back, park in the back.
20:49 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's Agassi Gopchang?
20:51 Andrew Santino? Yeah, Agassi was good.
20:52 Bobby Lee? But that's a late night spot, really.
20:53 Speaker 04 Agassi what?
20:54 Andrew Santino? Gopchang.
20:54 Bobby Lee? It's more of a late night spot, you know what I mean?
20:56 Speaker 04 Okay.
20:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so those are, I like Sukulji.
20:59 Andrew Santino? Sukulji?
21:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so, well, have you gone?
21:02 Speaker 04 I don't think so.
21:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
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24:27 Bobby Lee? So funny. So I fucking pissed me off. So I had one of the best meals of my life with you.
24:35 Speaker 04 Really?
24:36 Bobby Lee? In Vegas.
24:37 Speaker 04 Where at?
24:37 Bobby Lee? At the fucking.
24:39 Speaker 06 Jose Andres.
24:40 Bobby Lee? Uh huh.
24:40 Speaker 04 Right? Yeah, his bizarre meats was there, yeah.
24:42 Bobby Lee? Right, was. But I booked, I booked a hotel room because I knew that that was there.
24:47 Speaker 04 You did not.
24:48 Bobby Lee? I did.
24:49 Speaker 04 There?
24:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
24:50 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
24:51 Bobby Lee? I checked in, I went, I went, I always go straight to bizarre meats and like, it's not here anymore.
24:54 Speaker 04 It's not there, yeah.
24:55 Bobby Lee? Why?
24:56 Andrew Santino? What hotel was it?
24:58 Speaker 04 So he used to have bizarre meats at the Sahara.
25:01 Andrew Santino? The Sahara's closed, right?
25:03 Bobby Lee? No, I was just there.
25:04 Speaker 04 He was just there, but it seemed closed. It's no longer there.
25:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:08 Andrew Santino? I thought they closed that fucking thing down.
25:09 Bobby Lee? No, it's still there.
25:10 Andrew Santino? Yeah, the rooms are like 16 bucks a night.
25:12 Bobby Lee? Mm hmm. But that was the, one of the best meals.
25:15 Speaker 04 It's incredible.
25:15 Bobby Lee? I've ever had.
25:16 Speaker 04 Dude, I have to say this. Last time I went there, I went there a few weeks ago, like a month ago or so for F1. What was that? No, two months ago, I guess, for F1. And I texted him that I was there.
25:31 Speaker 06 Jose Andres?
25:32 Speaker 04 Jose Andres. And he was like, oh, I'm here. Come by one of my restaurants. We went by and this guy, by the way, he's, you know that he is just the most, not just amazing chef, but amazing person. This guy does World Central Kitchen.
25:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
25:48 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
25:49 Speaker 04 That they feed people in every.
25:50 Bobby Lee? Philanthropic.
25:52 Speaker 04 You're almost there.
25:52 Andrew Santino? Philanthropic.
25:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
25:54 Bobby Lee? But it was there.
25:55 Speaker 04 He took us. Gave us everything that this, that, that, the, that the restaurant makes, like every dish. And then goes, let's go to my other restaurant. We were like, we're like keeled over. He's like, go to, let's go to my other restaurant. We go to the second restaurant with him.
26:12 Andrew Santino? Jesus.
26:12 Speaker 04 And we, he feeds us absolutely everything on that menu. And to the point where we're like, I think we're all gonna throw up.
26:17 Andrew Santino? Yeah, too much.
26:19 Speaker 04 And then he, he's just the greatest guy. I cannot say enough good things about this guy. He's just like, he's, he's an incredible dude. Like as a, as a restaurateur, as a chef, and as a, as a human being. Jose Andres is top, top of the fucking.
26:32 Andrew Santino? And as a philanthropist.
26:33 Speaker 04 As a philanthropist, yes. Which you're almost there.
26:35 Andrew Santino? Ibirico ham?
26:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
26:37 Speaker 04 Yeah.
26:38 Andrew Santino? You like that stuff. You guys love that stuff.
26:39 Speaker 04 Where are you from in there?
26:41 Speaker 06 I'm from Galifia.
26:42 Speaker 04 You're in Galifia?
26:43 Bobby Lee? I have a similar story to that. My friend Frank took me to a McDonald's.
26:46 Speaker 04 And what, what did they give you?
26:47 Bobby Lee? He's a manager. I got a, um, double pounder cheese.
26:50 Speaker 04 Do you ever, did you tell him?
26:51 Bobby Lee? Then we went to the Arby's.
26:52 Speaker 04 If the fries?
26:54 Bobby Lee? Wow, I was like, this is too much, Frank.
26:56 Andrew Santino? Yeah, Frank went over the top.
26:57 Speaker 04 If fries aren't hot, do you ever go back and go?
27:00 Andrew Santino? A hundred percent.
27:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, a hundred percent.
27:02 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
27:02 Speaker 04 I need these hot.
27:03 Andrew Santino? I need these hot.
27:03 Speaker 04 I need fresh fries.
27:04 Andrew Santino? I say that in, in the window. Can I get fresh fries if you don't mind?
27:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:08 Andrew Santino? I'll pay for it.
27:08 Bobby Lee? They need to be, yeah.
27:09 Andrew Santino? I want the fresh fries.
27:11 Speaker 06 You can heat them up with your eggs the next morning and they're really good.
27:13 Speaker 04 No.
27:14 Speaker 06 In a pan.
27:14 Speaker 04 In a pan, okay. Not in the microwave.
27:16 Speaker 06 Not in the microwave.
27:17 Speaker 04 Everybody learns that. The time you go home and you take out your fries and they suck, and you put them in the microwave, you're like, these are fucking worse now. Yeah, and the pan's the way to go.
27:26 Andrew Santino? With your eggs?
27:27 Speaker 06 Just, I was like a breakfast, I had little breakfast potatoes.
27:32 Speaker 04 I took you to fucking bizarre meats, you ask.
27:33 Bobby Lee? I know. And I, I just said out loud, it was the most amazing experience. It was me, you, I forget who was there, but a bunch of people. Yeah. The, the bill must've been a lot, a lot of, lots of money. We just ordered.
27:45 Andrew Santino? Well, Jose Andres took care of it.
27:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, whatever.
27:47 Speaker 04 Actually, no.
27:48 Bobby Lee? No, he didn't.
27:48 Andrew Santino? Really?
27:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, cuz I remember Tom paying for it.
27:50 Andrew Santino? Why did you do the restaurant and then made you pay?
27:51 Speaker 04 No, no. When I went this time, he took care of everything.
27:54 Andrew Santino? Ah.
27:54 Speaker 04 But that's.
27:55 Andrew Santino? Oh, back then.
27:55 Bobby Lee? Also, that, that, um, weekend was probably one of the best weekends of my life, maybe even. Yeah. Cuz we did that big show.
28:03 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:03 Bobby Lee? It was me, you, Shane, Bert, um.
28:05 Speaker 04 Yeah, at the MGM Grand.
28:06 Bobby Lee? At the MGM Grand, and that was really funny, fun. That was powerful.
28:10 Speaker 04 Powerful.
28:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, powerful show.
28:12 Speaker 04 Strong night.
28:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So anyway, thank you for that. Yeah, and thank you for um TV show.
28:17 Speaker 04 That was fun.
28:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and thank you for um a lot of things, and I appreciate it.
28:22 Speaker 04 I love you Bob.
28:23 Bobby Lee? Uh huh, I love you too man. What's up?
28:25 Andrew Santino? Does the aggression stop?
28:27 Bobby Lee? You know, I have to go to therapy to see where my hostility is.
28:31 Andrew Santino? I'm going tomorrow.
28:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:32 Speaker 04 Are you? I'm going tomorrow.
28:33 Bobby Lee? Really? You have therapist here?
28:34 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:35 Bobby Lee? Oh wow.
28:36 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:36 Andrew Santino? Guy's got them all over the place.
28:38 Bobby Lee? You have one in Austin or just you have two or?
28:40 Speaker 04 No, just LA.
28:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
28:42 Andrew Santino? This is where they are. They're here.
28:44 Bobby Lee? And you're with the, have you been with this person this for a long time?
28:47 Speaker 04 Long time.
28:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I've been with mine for six, seven years now.
28:51 Speaker 04 Oh, I've been longer.
28:52 Bobby Lee? Oh, really?
28:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's so funny because they don't, they won't hang out with you outside of the thing.
28:57 Speaker 04 That's not a thing they usually do.
28:59 Bobby Lee? I've asked. You wanna go get a bite to eat? No, we're not doing, we don't do that.
29:02 Speaker 04 I found myself, did you ever, did you ever, have you ever asked your therapist to watch something you've done?
29:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, would they say no?
29:09 Speaker 04 No, no, he did. And then I was like.
29:11 Andrew Santino? Oh, no, I don't like the idea of knowing me at all. I prefer them to not be familiar with me in any way, shape or form.
29:17 Speaker 04 I go, I talked about this thing in the, I don't know if you should watch it. And then I, I guess I was like implying, but I didn't directly.
29:23 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
29:23 Speaker 04 And then he came back, he's like, yeah, I watched it. And he's, I go, what? He's like, I'm so, that's so good. I was like, ah shit, you sound like my mom.
29:32 Andrew Santino? He did a good job, buddy.
29:33 Speaker 04 Good job.
29:33 Andrew Santino? I don't want them to know anything. I want that to be kinda like a complete disconnect.
29:37 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
29:38 Andrew Santino? I want it to be like.
29:38 Speaker 04 Yeah, but he's checked out your shit.
29:42 Andrew Santino? Uh, no.
29:43 Speaker 04 You don't think so?
29:45 Andrew Santino? He.
29:45 Speaker 04 It's easy to find, man. You really get that list a little bit.
29:48 Andrew Santino? No, no, but I think it's more like uh we, two different cultural circles.
29:53 Speaker 04 Oh.
29:54 Andrew Santino? You know what I mean?
29:54 Bobby Lee? What do you mean? He's a minority?
29:59 Andrew Santino? He's gay. He's gay, so.
30:01 Bobby Lee? Is he gay?
30:01 Andrew Santino? I don't think I'm his flavor.
30:02 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay.
30:03 Andrew Santino? Of lifestyle. You know what I mean? He likes art, high art.
30:07 Bobby Lee? We all like high art. You like a high art, right? I'm a high art guy.
30:10 Andrew Santino? Uh, well.
30:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
30:11 Andrew Santino? I don't know.
30:12 Bobby Lee? I've been to MoMA.
30:13 Andrew Santino? You've been to MoMA?
30:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:14 Andrew Santino? Yeah?
30:14 Bobby Lee? Done to MoMA?
30:15 Andrew Santino? No, I think he probably has a more intellectual consumption of his, I don't think he likes fart.
30:22 Speaker 04 Sounds like you're his therapist.
30:23 Andrew Santino? I am.
30:27 Bobby Lee? Oh, you don't think you're a therapist like fart humor?
30:29 Andrew Santino? I don't think he likes what we do. I think this would be something he'd go-
30:32 Speaker 04 He's like, "This is some lowbrow shit."
30:33 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he'd go, "This is nice for you. That's good that you-"
30:35 Speaker 04 It's good for you.
30:36 Andrew Santino? It's good for you do that. Yeah. Yeah.
30:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I hate it when like, I'm in a situation where like, someone, like, someone recognizes me and then like, an old lady will go, "Well, I'd like to check out what you do."
30:46 Andrew Santino? Oh, nightmare.
30:47 Bobby Lee? And I always go, "Do you can, do you can, you can, you can."
30:48 Andrew Santino? Please don't.
30:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
30:49 Andrew Santino? Please don't.
30:50 Bobby Lee? You will hate me.
30:50 Andrew Santino? Like on a plane?
30:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:52 Andrew Santino? "Why, how do these people know you?" And then you go, "Well, I think they know me from, I do, there's a podcast and, and-" What is it?
30:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:00 Andrew Santino? And I'm always like, uh-
31:01 Bobby Lee? Do you say it? I don't even say it.
31:02 Andrew Santino? I say, "Well, my name is Jason Bateman and it's called Smartless."
31:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, my name is Dax Shepard and it's called-
31:07 Andrew Santino? Yeah, and it's a great show.
31:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
31:09 Andrew Santino? And, and we talked about that before. None of those guys all, uh, they all got-
31:13 Bobby Lee? Congratulations for Amy Poehler for winning a Golden Globe.
31:15 Andrew Santino? Unbelievable.
31:15 Bobby Lee? With podcasts.
31:16 Andrew Santino? Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable.
31:20 Bobby Lee? Sound good. Congratulations.
31:22 Andrew Santino? What would your speech have been if you won a podcast?
31:23 Bobby Lee? They'll never not nominate us.
31:25 Andrew Santino? No, no, no, but-
31:26 Bobby Lee? They'll never nominate us.
31:27 Andrew Santino? No, I know, but in a hypothetical fun world, what would your speech be?
31:28 Speaker 04 I would nominate you guys.
31:29 Andrew Santino? Thank you.
31:30 Speaker 04 I would nominate you.
31:31 Andrew Santino? What would your speech be?
31:33 Speaker 04 Okay, Bobby, and the winner for the best podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee.
31:42 Bobby Lee? This is the bit I would do.
31:48 Andrew Santino? Me? Oh, that's good.
31:49 Bobby Lee? I would take my time. I would take my time.
31:52 Speaker 04 Take your time.
31:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I would walk the opposite direction of the stage.
31:55 Andrew Santino? Funny.
31:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's funny.
31:57 Andrew Santino? Funny.
31:57 Bobby Lee? Right? And I would go as far as I could. Until somebody turned me back around.
32:01 Andrew Santino? Funny?
32:02 Speaker 04 Turn you around and then they go-
32:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:03 Speaker 04 Say something.
32:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. No, so they, and then I'll just be confused. I'll go toward the stage. And then I'll probably give-
32:10 Speaker 04 The music starts playing, you're off.
32:12 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it'd be great if that took up your whole time.
32:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what I would do.
32:15 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
32:16 Bobby Lee? I'd take up all my whole time just getting up there.
32:17 Andrew Santino? That's very funny.
32:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
32:19 Speaker 04 That's really, that's the funniest way to do it. But if you had, like, the mic-
32:23 Bobby Lee? See, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to avoid it. So like, go ahead. All right.
32:26 Speaker 04 I mean, you're gonna talk about the situation in Iran, obviously.
32:29 Andrew Santino? Yeah, you have to. You have to.
32:30 Bobby Lee? No, I want to have a be-good pin.
32:34 Bobby Lee? Check this out. Outrageous.
32:37 Speaker 04 Are you gonna thank?
32:39 Andrew Santino? Anyway, thanks for my, thanks for the award.
32:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:41 Speaker 04 Thank your crew for like all the support.
32:43 Speaker 06 No way.
32:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I wanna, yeah, I wanna thank, hey, well, first of all, I don't even know, why was this even a category?
32:50 Andrew Santino? Smart.
32:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's the Golden Globes. I thought it was higher end shit here, but.
32:54 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
32:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. But, hey, Nikki, what's up? I'll call her out.
32:58 Speaker 04 Yeah.
32:59 Bobby Lee? And if she pretended. And if she pretended.
33:02 Andrew Santino? It's nice to meet you, Bobby.
33:03 Bobby Lee? If you pretend that you didn't know me.
33:05 Speaker 04 I have never met that man.
33:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, it would be war.
33:08 Speaker 04 Yeah.
33:09 Bobby Lee? And I'd be like, I just don't even know this. But anyway, um, yeah, I mean, well, you would have to get the award, because I wouldn't get it alone, it would be with you.
33:15 Andrew Santino? Oh, you'd be podcaster of the year for sure. You would get.
33:17 Bobby Lee? It'd be you and I.
33:18 Andrew Santino? No, you'd get it.
33:19 Bobby Lee? No, they don't do that. They nominate shows.
33:21 Speaker 04 Would you want Andrew to speak?
33:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you do the speaking.
33:26 Andrew Santino? Thank you, Jews.
33:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
33:28 Andrew Santino? And then you leave.
33:29 Speaker 04 And that's a, that's a win-win.
33:30 Andrew Santino? That's.
33:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:31 Andrew Santino? You're touching all the bases there, man.
33:33 Bobby Lee? Mm-hmm. Be good. And that, we, yeah. Carry both, you know.
33:37 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
33:38 Bobby Lee? Different messages.
33:39 Speaker 04 But then there's the secondary interview. Now you're off the stage, and now you're on like the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop, and they go, Bobby, how do you feel? You just won the Golden Globe.
33:52 Bobby Lee? I go, um, I have to pinch myself every day because, um, I'm just living in gratitude.
33:57 Speaker 04 Oh, you do one of those. Those are good.
33:59 Bobby Lee? Do you don't, like, you don't like those?
34:00 Speaker 04 I like them.
34:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
34:01 Speaker 04 Those go a long way.
34:01 Bobby Lee? I, I, I'm afraid that, I would probably edit myself, because I don't wanna say anything, you know what I mean? Too crazy.
34:06 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:07 Andrew Santino? I'd have been like, I'm just happy that we beat two bears.
34:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
34:11 Andrew Santino? It's just a big win for us.
34:12 Bobby Lee? They weren't, they weren't even nominated.
34:13 Andrew Santino? They weren't?
34:14 Bobby Lee? No.
34:14 Andrew Santino? Oh, okay.
34:15 Speaker 04 You would do that in the moment?
34:16 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we would do that in the moment. Yeah.
34:20 Andrew Santino? Just a little play.
34:20 Bobby Lee? They weren't even, you know what I mean?
34:22 Speaker 06 Yeah, remember when they made fun of you on your own show, when they came in to do a swap?
34:26 Andrew Santino? We remember those guys.
34:27 Speaker 06 Yeah.
34:27 Bobby Lee? Remember, remember.
34:28 Speaker 04 Wow. This is what you would lead with.
34:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:31 Andrew Santino? You'd have to.
34:32 Speaker 04 You have a Golden Globe right now.
34:34 Andrew Santino? You gotta give, you gotta give our fans what they really want, man. It's not about the Globes, it's about our dogs, our fans.
34:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:40 Andrew Santino? The people that love us. And that's why we love them.
34:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah. We make, we fuck up your names.
34:46 Speaker 04 Oh, that's good.
34:47 Bobby Lee? Benny Creaker, you know.
34:48 Andrew Santino? Yeah, Small Goodman.
34:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:50 Andrew Santino? Yeah, Benny Creaker and Small Goodman.
34:51 Bobby Lee? And, uh.
34:52 Speaker 04 Benny Creaker.
34:54 Bobby Lee? And Larry Segura. Larry Segura is very talented. Have you seen, um, that show? I was, it was called, um.
35:00 Andrew Santino? What show?
35:03 Bobby Lee? Darkness.
35:06 Andrew Santino? Not even a play on words. Dark sketch.
35:08 Bobby Lee? Dark sketch.
35:10 Andrew Santino? Really good.
35:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, really good.
35:11 Speaker 04 Yeah.
35:11 Bobby Lee? Really good stuff.
35:12 Andrew Santino? Really good stuff.
35:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. What would you, what's your speech?
35:16 Speaker 04 I, I. First of all, I can't even.
35:19 Bobby Lee? You gotta do it now.
35:20 Speaker 04 I can't imagine being nominated.
35:21 Bobby Lee? Me either.
35:22 Speaker 04 I would never consider that.
35:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
35:24 Andrew Santino? Wow.
35:24 Bobby Lee? Well, cause you have to fill out, I bet you, because you have to fill out and you have to pay them.
35:28 Andrew Santino? You have to pay, yeah.
35:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:29 Andrew Santino? You have to pay to be nominated.
35:30 Bobby Lee? And I'd be like, I'm not paying that.
35:31 Andrew Santino? Well, those companies, they get paid by like Spotify and One Tree and these podcast companies, they pay for the nomination, so.
35:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah. How much is it?
35:39 Andrew Santino? I don't know. No idea.
35:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah, but they're never gonna nominate us because it's, they're gonna nominate the people in their ecosystem.
35:46 Speaker 04 I would've said something like, I would've said something like, honestly, and I mean this, I would've been like, Bobby Lee should've won this award.
35:56 Speaker 04 You know?
35:56 Bobby Lee? No, you wouldn't.
35:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, like when Ving Rhames did that for Jack Lemmon, he was like, this is for you, and I'd cry, and then I would've just would've said, I would've talked about you, probably.
36:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's amazing that Joe hasn't, wasn't nominated though.
36:06 Speaker 04 He actually, I, from what I saw, I didn't ask him this, I didn't talk to him, I saw that he wasn't, he with, like withheld himself from being even nominated.
36:17 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he doesn't wanna go, he doesn't wanna do that.
36:19 Speaker 04 There's, that is the last place on earth.
36:21 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he doesn't wanna do that, man. That, that's, he's not interested in it.
36:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
36:25 Andrew Santino? Well, I mean, why, yeah, it's just not fitting for our kind of comedy podcast.
36:29 Bobby Lee? I think that's what it is, yeah.
36:30 Andrew Santino? They wouldn't put us over there.
36:32 Bobby Lee? We should make our own award show. Do it.
36:34 Andrew Santino? Do we need one?
36:36 Bobby Lee? For our people.
36:37 Andrew Santino? For what?
36:38 Bobby Lee? I mean, here's, we, we need a gathering.
36:41 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
36:42 Bobby Lee? Here's what I'm saying.
36:43 Andrew Santino? This is what Gang Fest is for.
36:44 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, it's a different, that's different. We want a gathering of just all of our pa, you know, we were dressed up, and we're in a tuxedo, mini red carpet, right, and just to be around our friends and, you know, for family.
36:58 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:59 Bobby Lee? And to go pat his shit on the pat and go, you did a good job on two pairs that episode, whatever.
37:03 Andrew Santino? Yeah, is that what you want?
37:04 Bobby Lee? Not really.
37:05 Speaker 06 That's your birthday party.
37:07 Bobby Lee? That was my birthday party, yeah, yeah.
37:08 Andrew Santino? Yeah, I dressed up.
37:09 Bobby Lee? You had a birthday party?
37:10 Andrew Santino? Yeah, bowling party.
37:11 Bobby Lee? Bowling party, yeah.
37:12 Andrew Santino? It was amazing. You were invited.
37:15 Speaker 04 Uh, you know, you know, that's good.
37:18 Bobby Lee? What's good?
37:19 Speaker 04 That's good, that's good. That's good.
37:21 Speaker 06 Oh, no.
37:22 Speaker 04 What you're doing. Uh, you don't fuck.
37:25 Bobby Lee? Live here.
37:26 Speaker 04 I would have flown here for that.
37:28 Bobby Lee? You would not.
37:29 Speaker 04 I would have flown here.
37:29 Bobby Lee? In fact, can I say another thing? I ran into you.
37:31 Speaker 04 You're on a Cessna.
37:32 Bobby Lee? I ran into you, right? I was with a girl.
37:35 Andrew Santino? Open it up.
37:35 Bobby Lee? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yes. You know what I mean? And it was like, um, interesting.
37:40 Speaker 04 What was interesting?
37:41 Bobby Lee? What?
37:41 Speaker 04 What was interesting?
37:42 Bobby Lee? It's just you and Kirk, you know, coming out of a, you know, I mean, an SUV, beautiful one. You know what I mean? And you guys are just like, kind of buzzed. You know what I mean? It's just, you know, full of life.
37:52 Speaker 04 Sure.
37:53 Bobby Lee? You guys, you guys were giggling too. You guys giggled out of the fuck SUV.
37:56 Speaker 04 Well, we probably took something.
37:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, whatever, but you guys.
38:00 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
38:01 Speaker 04 There were some other people.
38:01 Bobby Lee? And they go, hey, Bob! You know what I mean?
38:03 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
38:03 Bobby Lee? I'm like, you know, panhandling out there.
38:06 Andrew Santino? You're with a girl.
38:07 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, with a girl.
38:07 Andrew Santino? Yeah, you're with a lady.
38:08 Speaker 04 Beautiful girl.
38:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, with a beautiful girl.
38:10 Speaker 04 He was with a beautiful girl. And he was kind of like, hey, fucking, you know.
38:13 Andrew Santino? Be cool.
38:13 Speaker 04 Be cool.
38:14 Andrew Santino? Be cool.
38:14 Bobby Lee? I said that to her.
38:15 Speaker 04 You said.
38:16 Andrew Santino? You do say that to her a lot.
38:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:18 Andrew Santino? Be cool.
38:18 Speaker 04 You looked at us and you were like.
38:20 Bobby Lee? Oh, be cool, be cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you guys say outrageous things. When I'm with a girl, people say, not you, but like comics will say outrageous things.
38:28 Andrew Santino? Not me, I'm always good around your girl.
38:30 Speaker 04 I'm really good, don't even.
38:31 Bobby Lee? I know, you're the best.
38:32 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah.
38:33 Bobby Lee? No, you know what, Tom? You're the best. I love it. You know what I mean? And thanks for doing this, dude. I really, I mean, thanks for doing this. I don't know why, whenever I see you, I get, I'm a little hostile.
38:42 Speaker 04 Very.
38:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but. But there's love, you know, we had Native American seances before.
38:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
38:48 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? In Canada.
38:49 Speaker 04 That's right.
38:49 Bobby Lee? We've experienced that. Have you experienced that with Tom?
38:52 Andrew Santino? I have not. No, our, our, our relationship doesn't really go to the depths of Native American seance.
38:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:58 Andrew Santino? But it will one day.
38:59 Speaker 04 We did shows together, we've done a television show together. We've done Native American seances, we've done sponge baths, we've done all this shit.
39:07 Bobby Lee? Oh, we've done a lot of stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:08 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:08 Andrew Santino? What else do you need?
39:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, not, yeah, not much.
39:10 Andrew Santino? So where's the negativity coming from?
39:13 Bobby Lee? It's, I, I know what it is.
39:15 Andrew Santino? What is it?
39:15 Bobby Lee? Is, I love him so much.
39:17 Andrew Santino? Oh.
39:18 Speaker 04 He always gives it to me, man.
39:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I love him so much, but then it's, there's a part of me that just can't give my love. And so I attack.
39:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, what is that?
39:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I don't know what it is.
39:29 Speaker 04 Can you bring that up in therapy this?
39:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I think, I think I can bring it up. Like, I'll just run into somebody and I will attack them. Yeah, yeah.
39:36 Speaker 04 I mean, you must have seen this before.
39:39 Andrew Santino? He's never done this before.
39:40 Speaker 04 But you've, no, with nobody?
39:41 Andrew Santino? No, no.
39:42 Bobby Lee? I've never done it with him.
39:43 Speaker 04 You don't do it with him?
39:44 Bobby Lee? No.
39:45 Speaker 04 Why do you, because you feel comfortable enough with him?
39:46 Bobby Lee? No, I'm scared of him.
39:47 Speaker 04 Oh, you're scared of him?
39:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know.
39:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, I always get
39:52 Bobby Lee? He has temperament.
39:53 Speaker 04 What is this saying? Is this a personality disorder? Oh, I just think he's self sabotaging his relationship with you.
39:58 Andrew Santino? Ah.
39:59 Bobby Lee? Interesting.
40:00 Andrew Santino? He's therapizing, but I do, that could be part of it.
40:02 Bobby Lee? Like, do you fight with Bert at all?
40:05 Speaker 04 I wouldn't say we fi- no, we don't fight.
40:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:07 Speaker 04 No.
40:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Disagreements?
40:09 Speaker 04 Sometimes, you know, it's, but not, I, we don't have a, we have a pretty good style of communication, yeah.
40:17 Andrew Santino? They don't even speak anymore, you know this, right? They're not talking.
40:20 Speaker 04 That's what I meant.
40:20 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
40:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys don't talk often?
40:23 Andrew Santino? They don't talk at all, and he cut, he cut him off.
40:25 Bobby Lee? No.
40:26 Speaker 04 We go through the assistance. What's he saying?
40:28 Bobby Lee? No, but I think you guys have, you have your podcast together.
40:30 Andrew Santino? Not anymore. He, Bert slept with Christina.
40:36 Bobby Lee? Well, he did.
40:36 Andrew Santino? He did.
40:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:37 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he did.
40:38 Bobby Lee? If that happened, what would you do?
40:40 Andrew Santino? Oh, my God.
40:41 Bobby Lee? No, but what would, what would you do?
40:43 Speaker 04 Great.
40:46 Bobby Lee? That, that wouldn't be your first reaction.
40:49 Speaker 04 Probably.
40:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it, it would be like, you'd be confusion first. Let's go through the feelings. Right?
40:55 Speaker 04 Confusion would be, confusion would be in.
40:56 Andrew Santino? Confusion first, yeah.
40:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, confusion first, right?
40:58 Speaker 04 Yeah, confusion.
40:59 Andrew Santino? Panic.
40:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:00 Andrew Santino? Anger.
41:02 Bobby Lee? There'd be some humor to it, you would probably laugh.
41:04 Andrew Santino? That'd probably, that's probably second.
41:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, like, I can't fucking believe this shit, you know, it's crazy, yeah.
41:08 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:08 Bobby Lee? And then how? How and when?
41:11 Speaker 04 Well, physically.
41:11 Bobby Lee? And why? Yeah, how, when, and why, who?
41:13 Speaker 04 The how would be answered quickly.
41:14 Bobby Lee? And who?
41:15 Speaker 04 I would get, I would understand, I'd understand the how, which would be, he would be on his back.
41:20 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
41:20 Bobby Lee? Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.
41:21 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's just math, math.
41:23 Bobby Lee? When? Where, where, where's the when? We don't know.
41:26 Speaker 04 Wednesday.
41:26 Bobby Lee? On a Wednesday, okay. Okay, who, all right, who, Bert?
41:30 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:30 Bobby Lee? Where?
41:31 Speaker 04 House.
41:32 Bobby Lee? House.
41:34 Speaker 04 How?
41:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, how?
41:35 Speaker 04 On his back. When?
41:37 Bobby Lee? Wednesday.
41:37 Speaker 04 Wednesday.
41:38 Andrew Santino? Why, and why?
41:39 Bobby Lee? And why? What's why?
41:41 Speaker 04 They have this chemistry.
41:45 Bobby Lee? Right, right. Yeah, that's crazy.
41:48 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:48 Bobby Lee? Well, it's
41:48 Speaker 04 Are you still with that chick that I saw you with?
41:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:51 Speaker 04 When I was with Kirk?
41:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:53 Speaker 04 That's your chick?
41:54 Bobby Lee? She's somebody I'm seeing.
41:56 Speaker 04 I mean, it was a while ago, so it's a long.
41:58 Bobby Lee? Somebody I'm seeing.
41:59 Speaker 04 It's been a while.
42:00 Bobby Lee? It's been a while. It's been a while. You'll see.
42:04 Speaker 04 Is that your girlfriend?
42:05 Bobby Lee? Bobby Lee.
42:05 Speaker 06 You have brown eyes now.
42:07 Bobby Lee? Right?
42:08 Speaker 04 Is that your girlfriend?
42:09 Bobby Lee? It's somebody that I am seeing, Tom. What the fuck are you getting at?
42:12 Speaker 04 I don't know this lingo.
42:14 Bobby Lee? It's somebody that I like, that we're seeing. I don't know what it is yet.
42:18 Speaker 04 Andrew.
42:20 Andrew Santino? It's, uh...
42:24 Andrew Santino? Bobby... Bobby is afraid of getting too close to the sun.
42:29 Speaker 04 I got it.
42:29 Andrew Santino? You know what I mean? He's cool. He's cool on the beach.
42:32 Speaker 04 I saw him. This was like, a year ago or something, man.
42:36 Andrew Santino? Well, he doesn't want his heart broken.
42:37 Speaker 04 I got it.
42:38 Andrew Santino? I think that's what it is. I think that's more what it is. He's afraid of getting his heart.
42:40 Bobby Lee? I've been ripped apart many times.
42:41 Andrew Santino? He's been shredded up.
42:43 Bobby Lee? I've been out there in the wild.
42:44 Speaker 04 You got a big heart, too. You think this could be the one?
42:47 Bobby Lee? I don't know. But let me say something.
42:51 Bobby Lee? It's gonna take a... It's gonna take a while for me to... My wounds to heal.
42:57 Bobby Lee? You know? My wounds are healing. Let it heal first.
43:01 Andrew Santino? He's in a healing phase.
43:02 Bobby Lee? I'm in a healing phase, dude.
43:03 Speaker 04 Alright.
43:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
43:04 Andrew Santino? And we respect it, and we really want to let him be in his healing phase.
43:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I don't know if you know this, but as you get older, it doesn't mean as much.
43:12 Speaker 04 Does it mean as much?
43:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm not as, um... The desire.
43:18 Speaker 04 Is not as...
43:19 Bobby Lee? Is not as fiery, if I may.
43:22 Speaker 04 Yeah.
43:22 Bobby Lee? You know?
43:22 Speaker 04 You may.
43:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You're getting old.
43:27 Bobby Lee? Warby Parker! I love fashion, I love my eyes, and I love my eyes having fashion.
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47:19 Bobby Lee? How old are you?
47:20 Speaker 04 Older.
47:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Late 40s?
47:23 Speaker 04 I guess, yeah, 46.
47:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And one day, the fire will diminish.
47:29 Speaker 04 In life?
47:31 Bobby Lee? No.
47:33 Speaker 04 And the pee pee?
47:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and the pee pee.
47:34 Speaker 04 Yeah.
47:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
47:36 Andrew Santino? Blue chew!
47:38 Bobby Lee? That's why we're sponsored by Blue Chew. I mean, you don't have a problem in the Saki Sackaloo.
47:42 Speaker 04 No, but I just wanted to try it.
47:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, you have you tried it before?
47:45 Speaker 04 No.
47:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me either. I have, I mean, it's a lie. I've had many.
47:49 Speaker 04 Does it help?
47:50 Bobby Lee? It does. Um, it, the erection lasts a little too lo- as, longer than I.
47:55 Speaker 04 Oh shit, what am I gonna, what's gonna happen here?
47:57 Bobby Lee? What?
47:57 Speaker 04 What?
47:58 Bobby Lee? Well, go to your hotel, you, you still have a house out here?
48:00 Speaker 04 No, I sold my house.
48:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, go to hotel. When you, um.
48:06 Andrew Santino? Good advice, man.
48:08 Bobby Lee? What?
48:08 Andrew Santino? Just go to the hotel.
48:09 Bobby Lee? Go to the hotel, dude.
48:10 Andrew Santino? Go to the hotel, hunker down.
48:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:12 Andrew Santino? Get room service and hunker down, dude.
48:13 Bobby Lee? Don't go to the smoke, go to the smokehouse and.
48:15 Andrew Santino? Yeah, don't go out for dinner.
48:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:17 Andrew Santino? Actually, definitely go to the smokehouse if you're gonna go somewhere for dinner.
48:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:22 Andrew Santino? Hunker down.
48:22 Bobby Lee? I'm ready.
48:23 Andrew Santino? Yeah, you're gonna be fine.
48:24 Bobby Lee? Do you watch movies? Like, you go to a movie theater anymore or no?
48:28 Speaker 04 I've done that.
48:29 Bobby Lee? What, what?
48:30 Andrew Santino? What, he just returned back to Earth or something? Do you go to movies? Yeah, he goes to fucking movies?
48:36 Speaker 04 Yes.
48:36 Bobby Lee? I can't see this man going, "Come on Christina, we're gonna go to the, you know, Lemley and watch so and so."
48:41 Speaker 04 Wait, why? I love movies.
48:42 Bobby Lee? Okay. What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
48:45 Speaker 04 That's a good question.
48:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
48:47 Speaker 04 Um, it's been a minute. I've, I've, I, you know, I saw the, the Naked Gun thing in theaters.
48:54 Andrew Santino? Oh, that was, yeah, that was fun. Did you see One Battle?
48:56 Speaker 04 I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in a home theater.
48:59 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
48:59 Speaker 04 Yeah. I thought it was fantastic, by the way. I loved it.
49:02 Bobby Lee? What a great movie.
49:03 Speaker 04 I thought it was fantastic.
49:04 Bobby Lee? Fantastic movie.
49:04 Andrew Santino? What was?
49:05 Bobby Lee? One Battle After Another.
49:06 Andrew Santino? Fantastic.
49:07 Bobby Lee? You didn't see it?
49:08 Andrew Santino? What? Yes, I did. We spoke to, we spoke about it.
49:11 Speaker 04 And I can't, like, there, it's all great, but like, I cannot stop thinking about Sean Penn in that thing. He's fucking unbelievable.
49:19 Andrew Santino? To do this back to the award bullshit, but if he doesn't win anything for that, I have lost hope in all sorts of...
49:23 Speaker 04 Fuck.
49:23 Andrew Santino? Because he's incredible.
49:25 Bobby Lee? He's incredible.
49:26 Speaker 04 Incredible.
49:26 Andrew Santino? He's ripping heaters at the table.
49:28 Speaker 04 We have, um...
49:30 Andrew Santino? That guy's the man. He's ripping heaters at the fucking table.
49:32 Speaker 04 At the table.
49:33 Andrew Santino? And you know they're like, Sean, you cannot smoke here. He's like, fuck you.
49:36 Speaker 04 The, uh, the thing is, sometimes with like, I, I realize this with greats, it happens in comedy, and it happens in, in, in acting, it happens in music. You get so used to, you're like, oh yeah, that guy. Like, you've known it, and then you see something, or you hear something, whatever, again, and you're like, oh yeah, that's why we talk about this guy.
49:55 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
49:55 Speaker 04 This guy's fucking incredible.
49:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's incredible.
49:57 Andrew Santino? Since he was a kid.
49:59 Speaker 04 Yeah.
50:00 Andrew Santino? Which is even more impressive. It's not like there was like, oh, he popped off when he was forty five. He's been...
50:04 Bobby Lee? Even as Spicoli.
50:05 Andrew Santino? Spicoli.
50:06 Speaker 04 Yes.
50:06 Bobby Lee? When you saw that as a kid, you're like, that's something different.
50:09 Speaker 04 Yes.
50:09 Andrew Santino? Mr. Hand.
50:10 Bobby Lee? Embodies, you know what I mean? It's not, he's not doing a sketch. He really embodies Spicoli in that, in that role.
50:17 Speaker 04 Yeah.
50:18 Bobby Lee? If you watch like Mystic River, is that the movie?
50:20 Speaker 04 Yes.
50:20 Bobby Lee? Oh my god, dude.
50:22 Speaker 04 No, everything he's in, if you, if that guy signs up for your movie, it's something special.
50:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:27 Andrew Santino? His, his, his, uh...
50:29 Speaker 04 Wait, do you go to the movies?
50:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
50:31 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah. This guy's a...
50:32 Bobby Lee? I'm a big movie guy. I'm a cinephile.
50:34 Speaker 04 What have you seen recently?
50:35 Bobby Lee? I walked out of that, um...
50:36 Andrew Santino? The Korean movie.
50:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what's it, One Chance?
50:38 Andrew Santino? Oh. No other choice.
50:40 Bobby Lee? I couldn't, I couldn't get behind this character.
50:42 Speaker 04 Well.
50:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
50:43 Speaker 04 What's one that, another one that you saw that you liked?
50:46 Bobby Lee? I, you know, I, I saw Predator Badlands.
50:49 Speaker 04 You liked it?
50:50 Bobby Lee? I thought it was great.
50:51 Speaker 04 Really?
50:51 Bobby Lee? I thought it was really good. You liked it?
50:53 Speaker 04 But no other choice, you left?
50:55 Bobby Lee? About eighty percent of the movie, I was just like, I can't, this character is so annoying. I couldn't do it.
51:00 Andrew Santino? And he gives away his dog. That bothered you.
51:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that bothered me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:04 Andrew Santino? We shouldn't spoil it, but we just did.
51:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we just did. Yeah.
51:07 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah.
51:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay.
51:08 Andrew Santino? You'll see it.
51:09 Bobby Lee? You never walked out of a movie, Tom?
51:10 Speaker 04 I've walked out of multiple movies.
51:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, give me a movie that you walked out of.
51:13 Speaker 04 House of Gucci.
51:15 Bobby Lee? Oh shit.
51:15 Speaker 04 It's an absolute piece of shit.
51:17 Bobby Lee? Really?
51:18 Speaker 04 It's fucking terrible.
51:19 Bobby Lee? You went to the theater to watch it?
51:19 Speaker 04 In the theater.
51:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:21 Speaker 04 Yeah.
51:21 Bobby Lee? And you were by yourself?
51:22 Speaker 04 I couldn't believe they paid people to be involved. The performance that this fuck gives in this movie.
51:29 Bobby Lee? Who's the fuck?
51:29 Speaker 04 This fucking fuck on the right here. The, uh.
51:33 Speaker 06 Adam Driver?
51:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, oh my god. Where you're like, could you not hire a dialect coach?
51:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:38 Speaker 04 Guy is like, papa, I love it, it ties the.
51:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:44 Speaker 04 It's so bad. It's so bad.
51:45 Andrew Santino? Who is that?
51:46 Speaker 04 And then there's, it's.
51:47 Andrew Santino? That's Lady Gaga.
51:48 Speaker 04 That's Lady Gaga.
51:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:49 Speaker 04 And then like, I think it's Ridley Scott directed.
51:51 Speaker 06 Yeah.
51:51 Speaker 04 And you realize this thing happens with directors, that if you have a certain level that you achieve and no one can say shit to you. That you just make these, you're like, the scene's over, you're like, what was that scene all about?
52:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:05 Speaker 04 It's like, it's a, I could not feel like a bigger waste of film.
52:09 Bobby Lee? I think you should be more collaborative.
52:11 Speaker 04 Or at least.
52:12 Bobby Lee? Like, I would listen to an actor, like, what do you think? You know what I mean?
52:14 Speaker 04 I thought this was terrible.
52:15 Andrew Santino? Those guys don't want to be told shit.
52:17 Speaker 04 Terrible.
52:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
52:17 Andrew Santino? They've done so much.
52:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:19 Andrew Santino? Like, I saw another, another fucking show from Ryan Murphy, I get previewed, called Beauty or something, and it's about like beautiful people. And once again, he has managed to like sexualize everything under the sun. It's like this motherfucker.
52:34 Speaker 04 When I was, I was.
52:35 Andrew Santino? He hornies up like everything.
52:37 Speaker 04 I was, because I love his, um, American.
52:39 Andrew Santino? American Horror Story?
52:40 Speaker 04 Or, or like mon, like.
52:42 Speaker 06 Monster?
52:42 Speaker 04 Yeah.
52:42 Andrew Santino? Oh, oh, yeah.
52:43 Speaker 04 So there's like, like the famous serial killers and like, you know, the, the Versace one, fantastic.
52:49 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
52:49 Speaker 04 I think he did, didn't he do Dahmer too? Wasn't that his? It's really good. The one he did about the Menendez Brothers.
52:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, Menendez Brothers, yeah.
52:57 Speaker 04 I'm watching it because the Menendez Brother one, I'm like, I'm like, you know, I, I feel like I know. Some of this story pretty well. And then I'm like, what's up with these guys and just in their cocks being out?
53:10 Speaker 04 Oh, it's Ryan Murphy. Everything like sexualizes the shit out of the guy.
53:14 Andrew Santino? He hornies up fucking everything. And he wanted to see their cocks as, and he was like, get those kids.
53:19 Speaker 04 And then they're sitting there in like, like the Speedos in the pool and you're like, this is the story of the Menendez brothers?
53:25 Andrew Santino? They slain, shot their parents in the fucking face. He's like, but show their cocks one more. One more cock shot for these guys.
53:31 Bobby Lee? Is that Ryan Murphy?
53:32 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
53:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:33 Speaker 06 Power gay.
53:34 Bobby Lee? He's a power gay. I love the power gays, don't you?
53:36 Andrew Santino? What did you say?
53:37 Bobby Lee? The power gays?
53:38 Andrew Santino? Power gay.
53:39 Speaker 04 A gay with a lot of money.
53:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. It's the best.
53:41 Andrew Santino? You mean Hollywood?
53:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
53:43 Andrew Santino? It's a whole industry.
53:44 Bobby Lee? I told you there was a power gay outing, um, every Friday at the IHOP.
53:48 Andrew Santino? It was a power outage for the gays?
53:50 Speaker 04 Why's he look so mad in his photo?
53:52 Andrew Santino? Not enough cock in front of him.
53:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
53:54 Bobby Lee? So every Friday night, I would go to the IHOP, I would go to, I would go to the IHOP in West Hollywood. Every Friday night, it would be Bryan Singer, Spacey, all the power gays.
54:03 Speaker 04 Yeah.
54:04 Bobby Lee? And they're just like.
54:05 Andrew Santino? Power gays combined with our forces.
54:07 Bobby Lee? Two in the morning.
54:08 Andrew Santino? We will suck.
54:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I've always wanted to like just listen in. You know what I mean?
54:13 Speaker 04 You think they would hit on you?
54:15 Bobby Lee? What?
54:15 Speaker 04 You think they would hit on you?
54:16 Speaker 06 No way.
54:18 Andrew Santino? We need one of you. We haven't had one of you.
54:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, dude, I would rip it in, I would rip it.
54:26 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
54:27 Speaker 04 How's your dick feel?
54:28 Bobby Lee? I, I don't feel anything yet, do you?
54:29 Speaker 04 No.
54:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:30 Andrew Santino? It takes 30.
54:31 Bobby Lee? No, I think you need to see something.
54:33 Speaker 04 To elicit.
54:34 Bobby Lee? To elicit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe then we'll see something. That doesn't do it.
54:37 Andrew Santino? No?
54:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. That does not do it.
54:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, that jacket's gay.
54:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So that, that show Beauty is not gonna be good, you're saying?
54:43 Andrew Santino? No, I'm not saying that. I'm just, and the guy's very talented. The, the point I'm making is, everything he does, it's like sexy, sexy, fuck, fuck, come. It's like everything, it's like a teenage boy.
54:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
54:55 Andrew Santino? Like everything about it's like, and that tits or dick, come and fu, come. Everything has to be that. Like even the trailer, you were like, Jesus fucking Christ. That's all it is. It's like hypersexualized.
55:07 Speaker 04 Yes. That's what he's known for.
55:08 Andrew Santino? It's hypersexualized. It's, it's like you gotta tone it down. Yeah, look at it.
55:12 Speaker 04 Yeah, when you're like, this is the Menendez brothers?
55:14 Andrew Santino? Yeah, dude.
55:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:15 Andrew Santino? No, it was a gay porn.
55:16 Bobby Lee? But he's a talented guy.
55:17 Speaker 04 He is talented. He's very talented.
55:19 Andrew Santino? That doesn't take it away.
55:20 Bobby Lee? Let's give him that.
55:20 Andrew Santino? I said he was very talented.
55:21 Speaker 04 Well, there's a, both things can be true.
55:23 Andrew Santino? Yes.
55:24 Bobby Lee? At the one time.
55:25 Speaker 04 The guy is dreaming of cocks 24/7 and he's very talented.
55:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:28 Speaker 04 Yeah.
55:28 Bobby Lee? You're getting that kind of body, huh?
55:30 Speaker 04 Me?
55:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:32 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
55:32 Bobby Lee? No, your body's getting pretty good.
55:34 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he showed me before.
55:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
55:35 Andrew Santino? He goes, "Don't tell Bobby I'm showing you," but he showed me.
55:37 Bobby Lee? I mean, from what you look like 15 years ago?
55:40 Speaker 04 That's a different statement. So it's much better than 15 years ago. It's still a pile of shit.
55:46 Bobby Lee? No, but that's only in your eyes. I've noticed that about me, when people go, "You look great," and I see myself in the mirror.
55:51 Andrew Santino? It's a nice cock shot.
55:52 Bobby Lee? That's a really good.
55:52 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
55:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
55:53 Speaker 04 And then I think the guy strokes it, too.
55:55 Andrew Santino? You thinking about killing mom and dad?
55:58 Andrew Santino? Cock is that? It's like, what?
55:59 Speaker 04 It's literally this.
56:01 Andrew Santino? What's the conversation there?
56:02 Speaker 04 You're like, "I remember the Menendez brother story," and then the guy's like...
56:06 Andrew Santino? Can you imagine if your brother walked in, you'd be like, "Dude, get the fuck out." It wouldn't be like this, like, "Hey, man, we ran out of soap."
56:12 Speaker 04 I think it's a different guy.
56:15 Andrew Santino? Is this a different show?
56:16 Speaker 04 No, it's not his brother.
56:17 Andrew Santino? Oh, oh, it's just a different guy?
56:19 Speaker 04 Yeah.
56:21 Speaker 06 That guy's black.
56:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
56:23 Andrew Santino? See the shadows?
56:24 Speaker 06 See the reverse shot, then?
56:26 Speaker 04 You realize, too, that you're like, that Rymer's like, "You're gonna be Lyle Menendez," and you're like, "Fucking sweet."
56:31 Andrew Santino? Amazing.
56:32 Speaker 04 He's like, "All right." So, you know, you set it up, you kill your brother, you kill your parents, you go to the gym, you're jerking off. What?
56:43 Andrew Santino? After I kill my parents? Yeah, right after.
56:45 Speaker 04 You're pretty happy about it.
56:46 Andrew Santino? Really hot and heated.
56:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
56:47 Andrew Santino? No, that's how the interview went. He goes, "How do you feel about gonna play..." They're out coffee. "How do you feel about playing Lyle?" Kid's like, "I'm so excited." He's like, "That's great." "Can I see your cock?" "It's for the show."
56:59 Speaker 04 Oh, it's for the show?
57:00 Andrew Santino? It's for the show. We need to make sure that your cock is just like Lyle's.
57:04 Speaker 04 I don't remember that in any of the material.
57:06 Andrew Santino? Oh, it was in every trial. They talk about his cock in all the trials.
57:09 Speaker 04 I guess I haven't read the trials.
57:10 Andrew Santino? Yeah, we did a lot of research.
57:12 Speaker 04 Okay.
57:12 Andrew Santino? So I'm gonna have to see your cock.
57:14 Speaker 04 Right now? Here?
57:16 Andrew Santino? Yeah, right here.
57:17 Speaker 04 At Denny's?
57:17 Andrew Santino? Yeah, at the IHOP on Santa Monica.
57:21 Speaker 04 Okay.
57:21 Bobby Lee? I never saw that.
57:23 Andrew Santino? No, me neither.
57:24 Bobby Lee? No, the Menendez scene.
57:25 Andrew Santino? I didn't see it.
57:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
57:26 Andrew Santino? No, no.
57:26 Bobby Lee? You saw it?
57:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's hot.
57:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's hot.
57:31 Andrew Santino? Long story short, we love all his stuff.
57:34 Speaker 04 He makes great stuff, man.
57:35 Andrew Santino? He does.
57:36 Speaker 04 Would you do cock out in a movie?
57:39 Andrew Santino? Hundred percent you would.
57:40 Bobby Lee? Oh yeah, why not?
57:41 Speaker 04 Pop a blue chew.
57:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
57:42 Speaker 04 Fluff it up. Who doesn't fluff if they're gonna be on camera cock out?
57:46 Andrew Santino? Oh, brother, yeah.
57:47 Bobby Lee? Well, mine would be green for the green screen.
57:49 Speaker 04 Right.
57:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Do it in post.
57:51 Speaker 04 Do it in post.
57:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, that's what me. You better do this in post.
57:54 Andrew Santino? Would you do cock out? You did butt, you did butt for your show.
57:57 Speaker 04 I did butt.
57:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
57:58 Speaker 04 I would do cock if with a fluff, like, you know, amendment.
58:03 Andrew Santino? Ah, yeah.
58:03 Bobby Lee? Mmm.
58:04 Andrew Santino? Well, and you gotta get final cut.
58:06 Speaker 04 Give me time before every take to fluff.
58:08 Bobby Lee? Can I be the fluff?
58:09 Speaker 04 You could be the fluff.
58:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'll be the fluff. Yeah, yeah. I just show up.
58:12 Andrew Santino? That's your gay nightclub name is Fluff?
58:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
58:14 Andrew Santino? Asian Fluff is here.
58:16 Bobby Lee? What would you need me to do, though? If I was your fluff?
58:21 Bobby Lee? What, like, what? What's this?
58:24 Speaker 04 Just a little tickle.
58:25 Bobby Lee? Okay, okay, a little tickle, a little tickle. Okay, okay.
58:27 Speaker 04 And a little smack, maybe?
58:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
58:29 Speaker 04 Just get the blood going. But maybe the blue chew's enough.
58:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, maybe.
58:32 Andrew Santino? I think it's gotta be.
58:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
58:33 Speaker 04 Or show me photos.
58:34 Bobby Lee? Actually, mine's actually kinda, you know? Let me see.
58:44 Andrew Santino? That Ryan Murphy photo did it, huh? Menendez scene really kicked it up in a full gear. Leave that photo up for him. Yeah, just put a, uh, just put a shirtless boy in front of an American flag for him.
58:55 Speaker 04 That's not gonna joke for me. Can I tell you something?
58:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:56 Speaker 04 I got nothing, right?
58:57 Bobby Lee? Either do I. I got nothing either.
58:59 Andrew Santino? The pipes are old, let it get down there.
59:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Can I, I wanna ask you guys some advice about shooting my first special, alright? Right before you go on, are you nervous?
59:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think there should be. You should have. It's healthy to have some nerves, because it's meaningful to you. It's meaningful to you. So you should have some nerves. But you also know that you've done this a fucking 10,000 times.
59:21 Bobby Lee? Right.
59:22 Speaker 04 You're gonna kill it.
59:22 Andrew Santino? More.
59:23 Speaker 04 More.
59:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, okay. So, okay, so that, and then, um, have you ever messed up on a bit, like, oh my god?
59:31 Speaker 04 Yeah.
59:31 Bobby Lee? And then what do you do?
59:32 Speaker 04 You're gonna tape another one, right?
59:33 Bobby Lee? I'm doing four.
59:35 Speaker 04 There you go.
59:35 Bobby Lee? Okay.
59:36 Speaker 04 You don't have to think about it.
59:36 Bobby Lee? So that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
59:38 Speaker 04 And don't forget.
59:39 Bobby Lee? And then rhythm.
59:40 Speaker 04 Here's the other thing. Don't forget this. You can piece together different shows, dude.
59:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
59:46 Speaker 04 Four shots.
59:47 Bobby Lee? You can cut it up.
59:47 Speaker 04 Four shots is a lot.
59:48 Bobby Lee? It's a lot. Yeah, yeah, you can cut it up. One of the shows, I'm gonna go wild.
59:53 Speaker 04 Do you know which one?
59:54 Bobby Lee? The last one.
59:55 Speaker 04 I was gonna say, don't do it for the first one.
59:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, the last one, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go crazy.
59:59 Speaker 04 Can I tell you something else? There's nothing wrong, nothing, I said wrong, because I was talking to you.
1:00:05 Speaker 04 Nothing wrong with looking like you're, like you're actually trying. You know what I mean? Like, some people are like, married to the idea of like, making sure they're cool, or whatever.
1:00:15 Bobby Lee? Oh, no, not me. I'm gonna be sweating.
1:00:17 Speaker 04 Trying is not a bad thing.
1:00:19 Bobby Lee? No, I'm gonna try.
1:00:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:00:20 Andrew Santino? Have you ever seen this guy? He tries.
1:00:22 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:00:23 Andrew Santino? I've never seen you not try.
1:00:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:00:24 Andrew Santino? You've never mailed it in.
1:00:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm not gonna mail it in, no.
1:00:26 Andrew Santino? Well, so, it's never, it's not your style, anyway.
1:00:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:29 Andrew Santino? You don't mail it in. You always give, you give a performance, whether it's five people or 5,000 people, it doesn't matter.
1:00:35 Speaker 04 I'll tell you this, if you feel great after the first one, cancel the final three.
1:00:40 Bobby Lee? Are you being real?
1:00:41 Speaker 04 No.
1:00:41 Andrew Santino? No.
1:00:43 Bobby Lee? You know how much money it is?
1:00:44 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Don't do that.
1:00:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My set design, I got all, did you do a set design on yours?
1:00:50 Speaker 04 You like a couch? Chopsticks and...
1:00:53 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no, I mean, I mean, like, some people just use it like a, like a, you know what I mean, like a drape, or whatever.
1:00:59 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:00:59 Bobby Lee? A curtain.
1:01:00 Speaker 04 What do you have?
1:01:01 Bobby Lee? A forest.
1:01:02 Andrew Santino? Little zen garden.
1:01:03 Bobby Lee? Like a zen garden.
1:01:04 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:01:04 Speaker 04 Nice.
1:01:05 Andrew Santino? And he's gonna rake in the middle of it. He does like a little bit of a rake.
1:01:08 Speaker 04 You have some Feng Shui kinda shit?
1:01:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the poetry, the whole thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:11 Speaker 04 That's tight, dude.
1:01:13 Bobby Lee? I got one fly and chopsticks, it's gonna be great.
1:01:15 Speaker 04 That's fucking great.
1:01:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna catch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:17 Speaker 04 Are you doing the, the headband?
1:01:19 Bobby Lee? No, I'm not, because that's racial.
1:01:21 Speaker 04 What are you talking about?
1:01:23 Bobby Lee? I don't know, I don't know. So, you, you have a, you have a Netflix special, you wanna promote that?
1:01:27 Speaker 04 Yes, dude.
1:01:28 Bobby Lee? I'd love to.
1:01:28 Speaker 04 The special is called Teacher, it's out now on Netflix, please check it out, it was super fucking fun to do, I shot it in Milwaukee. And, uh, yeah, it's number six, I'm thrilled with it.
1:01:37 Bobby Lee? Amazing.
1:01:37 Andrew Santino? It's awesome.
1:01:38 Bobby Lee? Awesome.
1:01:38 Andrew Santino? And also, the second season.
1:01:40 Speaker 04 Second season of Bad Thoughts?
1:01:41 Bobby Lee? Bad Thoughts is coming out.
1:01:42 Andrew Santino? It's gonna be coming out when? Summer?
1:01:43 Speaker 04 Uh, May.
1:01:45 Andrew Santino? Oh my god.
1:01:45 Speaker 04 In May.
1:01:46 Andrew Santino? Fast.
1:01:46 Bobby Lee? The movie?
1:01:48 Speaker 04 The movie is done. Uh, it's, um, I don't know if it comes out.
1:01:52 Bobby Lee? Kirk Fox, Frankie Cunones is it? I know that.
1:01:55 Speaker 04 Frankie Cunones is in it, Luke Wilson, uh, Tim Balts, uh, Arturo Castro, Genesis Rodriguez, myself, and, uh, Raúl Trujillo, fucking incredible.
1:02:06 Bobby Lee? Amazing.
1:02:07 Andrew Santino? Uh, uh, please go watch Teacher on Netflix, uh, please, and also, uh, Il Tigre coming out and Bad Thoughts, season two in May. The kid is a Netflix machine, but dumb, if you will. Uh, will you say, thank you for being a bad friend?
1:02:21 Speaker 04 Thank you for being a bad friend.
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