Fat Skinny Eyes

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, bad friends. I am so excited to announce that this weekend, December 6th, in Los Angeles at LA Valley College, I am putting together the first annual Ho Ho Homers, a home run derby event for Southern California Special Olympics. I would love to see you out there from noon to 4. Come and donate. There's crazy silent auction items, autographed jerseys, all sorts of merch, tickets, events. You can win a foursome to play golf with me at Sherwood Country Club in beautiful Thousand Oaks, California. Please come out and see us December 6th, LA Valley College. If you are out of the LA area, you just want to donate and support Southern California Special Olympics, go to the link that's in the description down below. It's S-O-S-C dot org slash Ho Ho Homers.

• 1:14Andrew Santino?

  We'll put the link down below. But happy holidays and hope to see you there.

• 1:19Bobby Lee?

  Hey, guess what, guys? We have new merch and check this shirt out. I love this shirt because this is when I almost died.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  That's when you almost died out back. It's one of the most traumatic moments. Bobby Blading. It's a great shirt. We have it on a long sleeve like that. We have it on a short sleeve. And we also have this hoodie, this white hoodie right here. We love it. Grab one today for the holiday season for you, your family, your friends. Who cares? Get one. Go to badfriendsmerch.com. Badfriendsmerch.com.

• 1:44Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:47Speaker 00

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  Oh, you two are something.

• 1:55Speaker 00

  We're bad friends.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  Why are you making fun of fanny packs? You know, you know, Yoshinobu Yamamoto of the Dodgers is big into bags. Do you know about this? Yeah. Look at his bag collection. This is the new thing. Asian men with bags is a huge thing.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  And that's why I'm into it. Because I'm an Asian man. I like bags. Look at the bag I got.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  Let me see your bag.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I come in here and Andreas, our producer. Andreas.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Andres.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  Andreas.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  Andres.

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Right? I call him Andreas when he's acting like that.

• 2:24Andrew Santino?

  Take him back a peg.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He picks up my bag. And he starts prancing around the podcast room. Like, "Look at me, you know what I mean? I gay, you know what I mean?" And I went... And I, listen, as a, as a man, as an Asian man, I, I'm, I love bags.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  You do love bags?

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Andrew Santino?

  Could you carry a purse, do you think? That's not a joke. No. Many men are carrying purses.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  This is a purse.

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  No, that's a fanny pack.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  But I have everything. You wanna see what's in it?

• 2:54Andrew Santino?

  Let's see. Open up your purse.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So we got notes.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  A joke note.

• 3:00Bobby Lee?

  Joke notes. My phone.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay, yeah, you need that.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  And then, you can check it out. Cologne.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Gotta have it.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Gotta have it.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  Gotta smell good.

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then, I have side pockets too. Hold on, what's in the side pocket here?

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  That's like my wife's.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nutradema acne patches.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Acne patches are useful.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very useful.

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  We need all this stuff.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  And that's pretty much all that's in it. An AirPod.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  A lighter.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  And a Listerine thing for my breath.

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  All this stuff adds up.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  You're a single man.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  You're supposed to stick that shit in your pocket?

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  No way. Actors, what is that? Across Asia, why are more men carrying women's handbags?

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  I'm telling you, it's becoming a new thing. Look at, these are both men with very nice handbags.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:45Andrew Santino?

  They don't wanna have sex anymore. I think it's a new thing.

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, that's not true, cuz their birth rate is through the roof, these guys. They can't stop. Maybe this will slow it down.

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  This is a population stopper.

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Now, that's too far.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  What, why?

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  When there's a thing where you actually carry it with your hand, I don't think I could go to that level.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  You're saying it's okay if it goes straps to your body?

• 4:11Bobby Lee?

  Cuz, cuz I don't, I don't do this around my waist.

• 4:14Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I do this thing. Where it's like, you know what I mean?

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  Nonchalant is...

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Like, nonchalant around, around the shoulder.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  So it's almost like a back, it's like a side backpack?

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  It's like a side bag, right? And then, sometimes, I'm at the airport, and I have my backpack, right? Clip the backpack, and I put this in the front like this.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh, a front pack.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Like a front pack. So I have a backpack and a front pack, right? And I don't know why you're laughing so hysterically right now, my friend, cuz you're about to get it.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it does look, it looks comfortable. It looks nice.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  It's a fashion item as well.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  It's a fashion item.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  It's a fa- it's one more piece. It's a piece.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's Ironheart, which they do great jeans. Look at this man, fine African-American man. Black man.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  You're so afraid to say black guy for a second.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  Look at this fine man. There's LeBron.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  LeBron with a bag?

• 5:04Speaker 04

  Always with the Louis.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  But that's a, but that's a duffel bag. That's a different thing. Duffels are their own category. That's a purse.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, tell me the difference between a duffel bag and a purse then.

• 5:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay, look. A duffel bag is a male.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Look at that.

• 5:18Andrew Santino?

  I know. Do you even know who that is?

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Tyler, the Craters.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Here's my logic. A duffel bag is, is a man's bag that's, that is little purse leaning. A fanny pack is, can be a man's bag that is a little femme leaning. And then if you have a purse, there's a straight up purse.

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  Harry Styles with a purse.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  And that's a little femme, that's very femme.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  That's very.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  You're in the middle. You're bi. A fanny pack is bi.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, it's bi.

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  You're bi.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm bi.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  We know.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Fashion wise.

• 5:51Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  I'm fashion bi.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  There's a transference of life.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  Your bags are your life.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  Fashion is life, is it not?

• 5:57Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bisexual.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, who's this?

• 6:00Speaker 04

  Jacob Elordi.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  Jacob Elordi.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, look at that.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, look at, look at.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  And now, let me say that. You pick up that yellow bag that J-J Jacob Elordi, and you do it in front of him. He'll rip you. He'll stretch you out.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  J.J. Guebalar?

• 6:13Speaker 04

  That's so gay to say that.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:14Speaker 04

  Rip and stretch you out?

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm talking about his butthole. Yeah, he will rip, stretch, your butthole will look like the Joker's mouth in like. Stitches, the whole thing, dude, all right? Watch your fucking face.

• 6:27Speaker 04

  I apologize.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Look up Yoshinobu Yamamoto's bag collection. This guy, for the Dodgers, he's got one of the most iconic bag. People, people, uh.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, shopping again.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  Post about him all the time.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Go to all, go to all.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  We're just on images, not even shopping.

• 6:44Andrew Santino?

  There you go. Just do his bag collection. There's gotta be a video about it.

• 6:48Speaker 05

  What about his bag? Let's go through some of them.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  And now this guy doing the announcements, he's not gay.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Speaker 05

  Turquoise, retailing at eleven thousand six hundred dollars. Made from calf leather with cowhide trim. His teammate Kike also has one. Aw, twins. Then we have the Chanel twenty-two.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  This is a bad, that's a purse.

• 7:08Speaker 05

  Two hundred in a shiny calf skin. I tried this on in a burgundy. Major regret not getting it. Very chic on him. The Chanel doesn't stop there. He's also a lover of a.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  You're also very chic. Yeah. I want him to do, what, what, why? Bobby Lee and Bobby Lee has an iron heart. It says engineers on it. It's very leather, right?

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Shake.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Shake and it really goes with his torso.

• 7:34Andrew Santino?

  It does.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's almost as like it's a, an attachment to his own body, like a limb.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:40Andrew Santino?

  It's interesting because you've lost weight now, so you're putting on more things.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  You know, you need more stuff on you.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Also, I have, I still have fat eyes.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't.

• 7:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 7:52Andrew Santino?

  Some would argue you have.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 7:55Andrew Santino?

  Very.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  A fat dick.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  Very skinny eyes.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  Very thin eyes.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't mean it in that sense.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  I don't either.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. That's good.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  I'm sorry.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  You have skinny eyes.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  You have skinny eyes.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very skinny eyes, yeah.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  I would say I have medium eyes.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Medium eyes. But when I look at myself in the mirror, I still see a fat guy.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  See that, that, will that ever go away, do you think?

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, but I, I'll like, I'll do bends and see where the fat is and go, I gotta lose that. You know what I mean?

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  See, this is the problem that they say. There you keep, you continually move the goalposts. You've lost a lot of weight.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:29Andrew Santino?

  Now you still want to lose more. When does it end?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Until I look like Karen Carpenter.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  Body dysmorphia, that's what we.

• 8:38Bobby Lee?

  Body dysmorphia, that's what it is.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  It's a mental health condition where a person spends a lot of time worrying about their flaws and their appearances. But you don't have many flaws.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  I have a flat ass.

• 8:48Andrew Santino?

  No, I think you got that-

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  And it has tiny little bumps in it too, I don't know why.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  Those are, uh, the dimples in your tush?

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the little dimples. Do you have dimples?

• 8:54Andrew Santino?

  I have dimples.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  And they're my favorite, when you, on yours, that's my favorite place to bite.

• 8:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  Bumps on your butt can be caused by acne, inflammation of your follicles. No, I think it's just, it's just age.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  I think it's age.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Just life. You're not gonna have a perfect round butt the rest of your life, that's impossible. I mean, Carlos does have a perfectly round butt.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  He has a nice butt, yeah.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  But that's just genetics. Right.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, because Fancy doesn't have a nice butt.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 9:17Andrew Santino?

  We've never seen it. See it, let's see it.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, just Google, uh, Porg's butt.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  He's back at it with his "Did he, you, did he, you want?"

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, there's a little Porgy right there, that's the Porg butt.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's wearing Harry Potter today. Did you watch the movies, or what's going on here?

• 9:35Speaker 06

  I played a video game last night.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Oh, very good. Good callback. Good callback for something that people don't even know what you're talking about.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You, no, but you do, you are, you have layers on today. This is, this is gonna be the future of, uh, bad weather coming in. The kid's got the sweater with the sweater and the collared shirt. Double sweater collared shirt.

• 9:54Speaker 06

  It's just one sweater.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  It is cute, though.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's, oh, it makes it look like it's two.

• 9:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, it's one sweater that has, like, a stitching?

• 10:02Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  No, be real.

• 10:04Speaker 06

  It's real.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Stick your hand between-

• 10:06Speaker 06

  I can't.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  You know what this is like?

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  It's like a clip-on tie.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  It's a clip-on tie.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh my god.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  This is like they made those jackets which had hoodies stitched inside of them. Have you ever seen that? And they're not real hoodies. It's the same thing.

• 10:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  I kinda like, where do you get that?

• 10:24Speaker 06

  Desiwa.

• 10:24Andrew Santino?

  Desiwa?

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  That's Desiwa, too? Oh, they have that.

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  Deadstock, though. They don't make this anymore. This guy, it's worth money now at this point.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:32Andrew Santino?

  He'll have the largest collection of Desiwa.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  And, and, and all it has is the symbol on it?

• 10:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, the symbol, I don't, if it was just nothing, that'd be cool. Okay, good. Yeah. And do you always wear those glasses? Or are they new?

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  He's been wearing those since we know him.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I think with that outfit, it's very Harry Potter.

• 10:51Andrew Santino?

  Are those new glasses, though? A new design?

• 10:54Speaker 06

  Uh, yes. They're like fairly new, like seven, eight months.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  The whole year you've had those?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Have you just noticed them now?

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  They look different today.

• 11:05Bobby Lee?

  They look different today.

• 11:06Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is, though? He's got a little pep in his step. I'm guessing.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  He does a little with his hair, too. What's going on there?

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  It's a crunch. It's like, it's new. He's trying to be young.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 11:14Speaker 06

  Right.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  You know, oh, he just waved his.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  He just waved it. You know what I mean?

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  You know what happened?

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  I wish Turkey didn't exist.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  Because that's where he got his hair done.

• 11:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Tur- that's right.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cheating. You're cheating.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm guessing your wife, I'm guessing your wife and you had a little fun today. That's why you're in a good mood. Am I right?

• 11:31Speaker 06

  You are right.

• 11:32Andrew Santino?

  See? I knew it. I could tell.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  That's what it is.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when his balls are full, he's more annoyed.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Andrew Santino?

  Now he feels light and airy, because he's emptied.

• 11:40Speaker 06

  Exactly.

• 11:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Speaker 06

  That time of the year, you know?

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How long does it last? A minute, too? Well, how long does it?

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  Him?

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What do you think?

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  I think she just makes, I think she makes him pleasure her and he doesn't, he has to go in the bathroom when it's over and.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't want to see that.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:56Andrew Santino?

  She did it once. They had a kid. It's over. She's done.

• 11:58Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  They don't want to do that anymore.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  It must be fun for you, huh? Yeah, very good. That wink is so creepy.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  I got a girl, I had a girl after the show ask me for your number.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  And would you, tell me, one to 10, what is it?

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  One through 10, what is it?

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, her looks.

• 12:18Andrew Santino?

  Her look?

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to you.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  You have different parameters and.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  I think in the, in the social world, she'd be a seven or an eight.

• 12:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And I, I didn't give her your number.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  Would that be inappropriate, just giving out your number?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Did you get her Instagram account?

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  No. She goes.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  That's not helping!

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  She said, can I please have Bobby's number? I said, just DM him. I can't give you his number. That's not appropriate. You want me to give out your number to people? I'm not doing that. But use your own judgment. Is what I'm saying. This woman I met for five tenths of a second. How can I judge her? She said, I'm such a big fan of you guys. Is there any way you can give me Bobby's number?

• 12:51Speaker 06

  One to 10. That's how you judge it.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  Seven. So I gave her, I gave her, uh, what is that? I gave her two thirds of your number. Yeah. She has to guess the rest. Cause McCone set me up. Cause she's real. We've been talking.

• 13:04Speaker 07

  Oh, really?

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's this girl?

• 13:06Speaker 07

  Some random person slid into my DMs and was like, I want to get in contact with Bobby.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:11Speaker 07

  And I screenshotted it and I just texted.

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  Is she good looking? Yeah. And you guys have been chatting? Yeah. Text or DM? DM. So it's not ready yet? But she wants to FaceTime. That's so strange. Why? Why does she need to FaceTime? I need to FaceTime. Oh, you? That's your thing? Yeah, because it's like, she lives in Canada. Oh, this is another one of these things. What? This is never gonna come to fruition. Yeah, well. You're really gonna fly her down? Well, you know, I, remember I dated that girl from Spokane? That happened. Yeah, but that's because you met her in Spokane and then it continued. You'd never met this human being. Oh, but I did that a couple of times in New York. Yeah, one time it was a disaster.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  One time didn't, didn't work out so well. Yeah, we remember how that went, didn't we? There was two from New York. One was a disaster, yeah. One was a absolute nightmare. Can we, can we say that? I, I don't, I don't know. She was hammered at 10:00 in the morning. Yeah, she was alcoholism. Hammered? Yeah. 10:00 AM. But do you remember? You guys want me to get you coffee? She was drooling at breakfast. I know, but do you remember when, um, that was the first, after my breakup with Kalila, that was the first. That was the first girl? Yeah, so I didn't know any different. Well, you knew now. I know now. I would never. How far in Canada is this Canadian girl? Vancouver. Oh, that's not far. That's not bad. That's not far. No, western Canada, I think you can do. You can do western Canada. Yeah, but once you get east of Alberta, it gets tough. You're not going over there. Yeah. You're not doing Winnipeg. Yeah.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  It's just fun, you know, getting to know somebody. What, what, what is the most engaging part for you? What do you mean? What are you interested the most in this part of the dating thing? Of this like this, this little nook of time?

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, there's-

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Is it the banter?

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, it's, here's what, I look for the negatives. Okay?

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  Body dysmorphia, again.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not body dysmorphia.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Only looking for the negatives.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, they're, no, like, you know what I mean? Does she have a drinking problem?

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? Cause, you know what I mean? We had that problem before.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  We did.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? So you go, okay, you can kind of sense, how much do you party?

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, do you party?

• 15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  And you say, and what did they say? I party sometime.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you be the girl, I'll ask.

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 15:17Andrew Santino?

  Are we on FaceTime right now?

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, I can't, do you see me?

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  I see you.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  There's always that. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Can you hear me?

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you're like, kind of in and out.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I, it's a, I, it's a, yeah, not, but, but, no.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see you now.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  But, hey!

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Hi!

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Hi, sorry.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, you're so much cuter than I thought you were.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you too.

• 15:39Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 15:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  What's up?

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's, I mean, um, what's going on?

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  This is it?

• 15:48Speaker 06

  The gang master again.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:52Speaker 06

  The gang master.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the gang master. No, it's on design.

• 15:56Andrew Santino?

  Uh-huh.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  You, it's-

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  It's by design.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  It's by design, I mean.

• 16:00Speaker 06

  That's right.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  It's by design, right? Make it awkward.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Hey, is that, is, are you in your place? Is that your place behind you?

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 16:08Andrew Santino?

  There's cat poop on the couch.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah!

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  I have cats.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Is that a design thing?

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a design thing. It's all by design.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  So what do you want to know about me, Bobby?

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, so, you do a lot of yoga, huh?

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  Uh, five to six days a week.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great.

• 16:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm a yoga teacher, so that-

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I, oh, dude, I, you know, I'll be honest with you.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Um, I had an instructor during COVID, her name was Cara from Hawaii, and I did a lot of yoga, and it really, I just felt like that was the best time I've ever felt in my life.

• 16:36Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if I care about other girls, hearing about other girls.

• 16:39Bobby Lee?

  No, she was my, my yoga instructor happened to be a, a woman.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  Sure, but I don't, it's about me right now, not Cara.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, sensitive, huh?

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  A little bit.

• 16:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 16:47Andrew Santino?

  My last boyfriend was, my last boyfriend cheated on me with a yoga instructor.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 16:52Andrew Santino?

  So I became a yoga instructor.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that why?

• 16:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was a kindergarten teacher before this.

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. That's weird.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a little strange.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  But I mean, you're a little strange.

• 17:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, it's like, you know, my ex-girlfriend was a hitman, you know? And cheated me with a hitman, and now I'm a hitman, you know, it doesn't make any-

• 17:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Bye.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you took it there. Already it's weird.

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  I feel like that's a real conversation that would happen.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I don't think that she would say like, um, I don't want to talk about your female yoga instructor. That's fucking weird.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Maybe she doesn't want to.

• 17:29Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let's.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  She might be insecure.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Let's rewind.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my, uh, male yoga instructor.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, cool. So you love yoga?

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  I love.

• 17:41Andrew Santino?

  Do you still do it?

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I haven't done it yet. Well, I'm just so busy.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Well, maybe if we hang out, we can do yoga together.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  I would love to. I'd like to start back up again.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Let's do it.

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  You could teach me?

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that'd be fun.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  In fact, I could even, you know, pay a little something to do classes online.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  I, I don't want money. I just, I want your company.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's cool.

• 17:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And what, what else do you do?

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Um, I don't know. Like, I like yoga. I like, uh, mach- getting matcha lattes in the morning.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  You like the matcha latte?

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  I love them.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, who doesn't love a matcha latte?

• 18:10Andrew Santino?

  I love them. I like taking long walks. I have seven dogs.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Seven dogs?

• 18:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, they're not mine. I'm a dog. I'm, I walk people's dogs.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool. So it's a side, it's like a side hustle?

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, it's a little side job.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  I have a bunch of side jobs. I have like.

• 18:24Bobby Lee?

  I have four dogs.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you do?

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to walk your dogs.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  It's impossible. They're in my freezer.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 18:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're frozen solid.

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  Is that lunch?

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 18:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Aerial.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, okay.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  When it's my time.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  Cool. Do you like to party?

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Do you like to party?

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm sober.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  Who are you looking at in your house? You keep looking over there in your house. Is there someone there?

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll be honest with you, sweetheart. Can I call you sweetheart?

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  My dad used to call me sweetheart.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's weird because my dad's ghost is next to me.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 18:54Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm looking at. Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? Yep, that's him.

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  Who is that?

• 19:03Bobby Lee?

  It's my dad.

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  Tell him I said hi.

• 19:10Bobby Lee?

  Anyway. Anyway.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Bye.

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  No, no, don't go. What's your, what was your last relationship?

• 19:18Andrew Santino?

  I was married. I was, I was married for two and a half years.

• 19:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow, what happened? I mean.

• 19:23Andrew Santino?

  We got a divorce. It was my third marriage.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  You've been married three times, huh?

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Kids?

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, how many?

• 19:33Andrew Santino?

  I have four with my first husband, two with my second husband, and I'm pregnant right now.

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, hang up.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  I'm out.

• 19:41Andrew Santino?

  You don't want to be a dad with me?

• 19:43Bobby Lee?

  Seven kids?

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, three different.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no way, no.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  But they're all involved.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, who's involved? The kids are involved with who?

• 19:51Andrew Santino?

  No, no, the dads are all involved in their lives. They're all wonderful men.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to meet them.

• 19:55Andrew Santino?

  They're all NBA players.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have, you know, to be honest with you.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  I had a girl that hit me up, you know, recently.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  Are we talking as us now? Are we out of the bit?

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm telling the girl, I'm telling the girl.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  Who, you know, I mean, all her boyfriends were like NBA players, and I couldn't do it.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Because it's like, you know, I don't know if it shrinks back, you know?

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it does.

• 20:18Andrew Santino?

  But I'm still interested in you.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  Bobby, you know how sometimes.

• 20:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know if it shrinks back, you know?

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  You know how sometimes you only want half a sandwich?

• 20:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:29Andrew Santino?

  That's the kind of stage I'm at right now.

• 20:31Bobby Lee?

  And you want some soup too? Half a soup?

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  I would love, I would love a half soup, half sandwich.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  You like creamy soup?

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  I love creamy.

• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right. With clams in it?

• 20:40Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got clams in mine.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  That is funny. That's when a girl goes from NBA players back to regular guys. That is the order.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  Domino's. Hey, how you doing?

• 20:49Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, Tone, how you doing?

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm pretty good around here.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good. I got some Domino's pizza for you.

• 20:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, you got one of those specialty pizzas?

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  I got a specialty pizza.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  Mama, la luce, la corner.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  This has Italian sausage on it, pepperoni, little bit of ham.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:03Andrew Santino?

  Bit of ham on it. This is the meatza.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  Italian sausage, pepperoni, ham, all beef sandwiched between two layers of provolone cheese made, 100% mozzarella.

• 21:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know what I got?

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  What do you got?

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

  Frank? Extravaganza, my friend. Dude, we got.

• 21:16Andrew Santino?

  Tony, Tony.

• 21:17Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't, check this out.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  What do they got on that extravaganza?

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what they got, man. Pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made up with 100% real mozzarella.

• 21:33Andrew Santino?

  Mama mia. And I'll tell you this, the guys love it too. Carlos, which was your favorite? What's your favorite Domino's pizza that we've had in the studio?

• 21:41Speaker 04

  The specialty one?

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:42Speaker 04

  Spinach and feta.

• 21:43Andrew Santino?

  Spinach and feta. See, he's always looking out for his weight. He wants to have a thin little waist. Spinach and feta, a little healthier. I like the spicy chicken and bacon ranch. Load it up, give it to me, okay?

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Hey bro, welcome to Hawaii dude. Right? Honolulu, wakaliki wakaliki.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  Makaliki wakaliki.

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  Honolulu Hawaiian, bro.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  The Honolulu Hawaiian pizza.

• 22:05Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  Delicious. You're a big fan of pineapple on pizza.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 22:08Andrew Santino?

  It's a never-ending debate, but Bobby Lee loves Hawaiian pizza.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Hey dude, like, um, I also like, dude, Pacific veggie, dude.

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when you're on a stay, a little healthier down by the beach.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  When I'm sitting by the beach and I'm listening to Sublime and I want myself a pizza, I'm gonna get myself a Pacific veggie, dude.

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  That's right, dude. Anyway, dude, dude, check out Domino's new specialty pizzas, you know?

• 22:31Andrew Santino?

  Domino's specialty pizzas are delicious, unique, and fun. And they got all sorts of new stuff, like we said, the people's pizza, the deluxe, spicy chicken bacon ranch, the ultimate pepperoni, Memphis barbecue chicken, they got it all. Plus, Wisconsin, shout out to my old neighbors of the north with six cheese, Wisconsin.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even know there was six cheese.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  Me neither, dude. I can only name four of them, but Domino's has got them. So you gotta try them out today. Order yourself some Domino's.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Kachava! Guys, um, this is my new flavored flavor from Kachava. I mean, I, as you guys know, right? I'm a huge fan of this brand.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  Big time.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Um, I think that all of their flavors taste like what they're advertising. I think all the nutrients, you know what I mean? I feel so much better when I drink it, right? And this new, um, flavor that I have is called chocolate mint and I love it so much, alright? Tell them about Kachava, my friend.

• 23:15Andrew Santino?

  Kachava has 25 grams of 100% plant-based protein, including six indulgent flavors of chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, acai, strawberry, and of course, that chocolate mint that is so very good. It's all the good stuff your mind and body need. I feel so much lighter, clearer, and healthier, thanks to Kachava.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  It's a whole body meal with plant-based protein that actually tastes delicious. 25 grams of 100% plant-based proteins, six indulgent flavors, chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, acai, and strawberry.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  There's no artificial flavors in there, no artificial coloring, no sweeteners, non-GMO, no soy, no animal products, no gluten and no preservatives. If you are looking to feel good and eat good, your future self will thank you. Go to kachava.com and use the code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your next order.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  That's kachava, K-A-C-H-A-V-A dot com, code BADFRIENDS for 50% off.

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• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  I was scared coming in today.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  Me too, man.

• 24:40Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, flying in today.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  Me too, man.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  It was raining, I got scared. I was, it was bad raining, dude. It was crazy raining, it was raining in clouds. I was leaving Phoenix for this storm that just passed and then coming into here and I was like, I hate it. I hate little baby planes in the sky.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  You took a private plane?

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no. It was a, what do you call it, regional jet, you know, where it's like not a lot of seats. And I was like.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Buddy Holly style.

• 25:05Andrew Santino?

  Ooh wee, yeah. I got a little nervous about it. I hate that. I don't mind if.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Remember Ritchie Valens?

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  Ritchie Valens?

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Ritchie Valens. Died too. And the Big Bopper.

• 25:15Andrew Santino?

  The Big Bopper. Yeah. I don't know much about him, do you? I don't know anything about the Big Bopper, other than the name is fun.

• 25:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I know about Ritchie and.

• 25:25Andrew Santino?

  You know about Ritchie Valens?

• 25:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:27Andrew Santino?

  What do you know about him?

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? I saw the movie, La Bamba.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  What do you remember about him?

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  I remember he had a brother who was a cartoonist. You remember?

• 25:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Donna was the white girl in high school that he was in love with, right? And there was like, they couldn't get together because of racial discriminations from her family, side of the family.

• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that sad that the family would do that to you?

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Even he is a fucking rock star.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  Rock star.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, no, no way. Yeah.

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  We gotta bring that back.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  Racial discrimination.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  But that's still kinda out there.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Parents that don't let you date the other race, I'm sure if.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, they're like, you know, you'll go to like, um, Dantana's.

• 26:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 26:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? And you'll just be at the bar eating a spaghetti. And then you'll go, you'll turn to, you know, me and a couple of Hollywood, Hollywood socialites. That's, they're always there.

• 26:25Andrew Santino?

  They're always there.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Now that place, yeah.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And you go, hey, what are you eating? And they're like, mm.

• 26:32Andrew Santino?

  They don't know you.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? Well, I'm, I'm, fuck you, man.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  No, if they knew you.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you something.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  If they knew you.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm a human being, dude. Just acknowledge my presence.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  They don't need to. You're at the bar Dantana's, that's socialite express. If you didn't want that, go sit at a table by yourself.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  So you're begging for the attention. You want it. That's why you went up to.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  No, there was no seats that one time that I went there.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  All we have is the bar, so I'm eating the spaghetti and go, hey, what you eating?

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  And they just completely ignore you.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Didn't want to engage.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  That's, I think, you know what I mean? Either, I don't know what, to me, I always.

• 27:08Andrew Santino?

  You think it's because you're Asian?

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  Perceive it as racism.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  That's not racism. You're a guy, they're a girl, they don't want to talk to you.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  You don't think that's racism? A little bit?

• 27:15Speaker 04

  Not at Dantana's, they know you got money.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  So if I was James, if I look like, if I look like James Franco, you think they'd still do it?

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's better looking.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  It's based on look.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  It's not race, it's look. By the way, if you were Michael B. Jordan, they'd be talking to you and he's black.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  These are white girls.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Benedict Wong.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  They would ignore him. No.

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Alright, let me throw the names out.

• 27:35Andrew Santino?

  You throw a name, I'll tell you if the two white girls would talk to you.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, Isai Morales.

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely, yes, they'd talk.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  They would talk to Isai Morales?

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  Even though he's Hispanic?

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's handsome.

• 27:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, when he was alive, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

• 27:51Andrew Santino?

  Do they know who he is or no?

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  They don't, no, they won't talk to him.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 27:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  They don't know who Jack Black is.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  Jack Black, they'll talk to him. They know him.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  But if they didn't?

• 27:59Andrew Santino?

  They do, everybody does.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's a tough one.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  He's too famous, yeah.

• 28:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, that's a tough one. Um, how about Jeffrey Jones?

• 28:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, probably.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what that is?

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, probably.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:13Speaker 06

  From Ferris Bueller?

• 28:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, from Ferris Bueller. Jeffrey Jones.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  The principal.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  The principal, the principal.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  Is he still in prison?

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:21Speaker 06

  I think, yeah.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:22Speaker 06

  He's at Dantana's.

• 28:23Andrew Santino?

  He's out, he's at Dantana's right now.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  He's probably working at Dantana's.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  What did you do this weekend?

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boy.

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Did you have a busy weekend?

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, boy, yeah, I'm doing a lot of, um, special prep.

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  With Louis, is he in town?

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot of special prep.

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  Our buddy Louis Katz, who's like one of the funniest comics.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna sing a song.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  Are you writing the song?

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're writing the song.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Is it the closer?

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then there's a whole nother thing, I don't know if I, I'll give it away, but, um...

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, you don't have to.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's gonna be a little thing with my dad.

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  How'd you get him?

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  Did you book him?

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna play him.

• 28:57Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:58Andrew Santino?

  That's fun.

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  This is gonna be great.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be a three-dimensional face of me.

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's like a hologram onstage. And there's a conversation between him and I.

• 29:11Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  Did you write the conversation already?

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's done.

• 29:14Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I wanna see that.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  And we tried it onstage in San Francisco.

• 29:18Andrew Santino?

  How was that?

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  We had audio, so he had a button. So it's, you know, I mean, we pretended like he was there.

• 29:23Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  And then I, you know, and we did it back, and it got laughs.

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  It was good?

• 29:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:28Andrew Santino?

  Did you cry?

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  There's a crying thing in, like a little, like a moment in there.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  But, yeah, I mean, all that, but it's, it's...

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  There's, I've nev-, I don't know if you've felt this, but I've never felt this much anxiety in my life. Like, even like, technical things, like, we got a DP, it's like, I don't, I don't, I don't care.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's why you hired people to take care of it.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yes, but they tell me about it, you know what I mean? Set design, this and that, you know what I mean? And it's like, it, it causes me so much anxiety, I don't even know what, I don't know why.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  You felt that?

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, it's nerve wracking.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  It's nerve wracking.

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  It sucks, but I mean...

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  You trust people around you, you hire, you hi-, what you do, you hire good people who are talented that you trust, which we haven't done on this show, but we will get to it at some point.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Hiring talented people, but then you, they just do all the stuff that you, they have your vision in mind, and you let them complete it.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, I think I picked the right director because he, um... This is his shot.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Right, that's great.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  And he's, so now he's so like.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Locked.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Locked in and just on it.

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  That's cool.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And he wants it to be so good, so he's very strict with me.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  That's good. That's what you want.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Like, how come you didn't do that joke tonight? I guess I'm not really flushed out yet. You have to do it. So he makes me do it.

• 30:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got it. See, this, I'm so glad that he's doing that with you. What a good journey.

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a good journey.

• 30:49Andrew Santino?

  So you worked on it all weekend?

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that and just a lot of video gaming.

• 30:54Andrew Santino?

  A lot of video gaming?

• 30:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, too much. Cause when I'm in anxiety, you know, I, cause I'm not masturbating anymore to porn. So that's, there, there goes that.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  Are you masturbating in general?

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 31:05Andrew Santino?

  To nothing? Now, why is that?

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  I only alleviate me, myself in front of, um, women.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  So you only enjoy, you only?

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  And that's rare, so it's like.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if it alleviates the word.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Release.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Or in front of.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Release?

• 31:21Speaker 04

  Rephrase this.

• 31:21Andrew Santino?

  I would say, I would say anytime you're.

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Ejaculating.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  It's only for sexual relations with, with someone.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  What's so funny? Release.

• 31:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, release.

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, um.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  Like they're prisoners or something.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah, yeah. Like I, um.

• 31:41Andrew Santino?

  Release the hostages.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  From the Gulag. Release the prisoners from the Gulag.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Let them out.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  The way I say.

• 31:47Andrew Santino?

  They gotta get out.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you look at my sperm, they're, they're wearing helmets and little swords. I mean, they're not.

• 31:52Andrew Santino?

  They're fighters.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, they're fighters. Yeah, yeah.

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  They're survivors.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  I mean, when they swim. I'm being real. You, you look at mine. Some of them are sleeping.

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  Well, bring some in.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm thinking that one of the warriors will get in when I have a baby one day. Yeah, yeah, so that's my gut bet.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  You'll make a warrior.

• 32:10Bobby Lee?

  I think I have warrior blood in my, in my.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  Do you?

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  DNA, yeah.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Is there, look up, is there a history of a warrior with the last name Lee by any chance?

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Cause my, my great, great, great grandfather was the royal commander of the Korean army or whatever.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  Wow, Asian Lee. Yeah, Bruce Lee.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:28Andrew Santino?

  Henry Light Horse Harry Lee.

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. You don't know Light Horse?

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know Light Horse.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:35Andrew Santino?

  I know Heavy Horse a little bit better. But do Asian Lee.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  Bruce Lee outside. Okay, zoom in. There's a very famous Asian warrior, the last name Kurt Chu and Lee. The very first Asian commissioned officer in the US Marine Corps, known for his heroics in the Korean War. Wow. So that's, that's your-

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, go back in the beginning, right? His name is Kurt Chu-

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  It's a sneeze. Kurt Chu.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  Kurt Chu and Lee, right?

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:03Bobby Lee?

  But you know that Kurt was his English name?

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Chu-

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  He probably chose the two. Where they were like, "Hey Chu, get back in line, right?" Call me Kurt.

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  Maybe he liked Kurt Cobain.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  And that's why.

• 33:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Chu. That's a good one.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  Is he still alive? Hit that Wikipedia.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  Uh, he's not. He died in 24-

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God bless you.

• 33:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, God bless you, Kurt Chu and Lee.

• 33:26Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for your service.

• 33:28Speaker 04

  There he is.

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  Look at how many medals-

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, look at them. Look at all the medals.

• 33:32Andrew Santino?

  Decorated.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Why are you laughing, dude?

• 33:35Speaker 04

  I'm not laughing at him.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  You know what I always found strange about the medals is just because this is like my OCD?

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  They're always on one side. I think they should be balanced. Why wouldn't it be symmetrical?

• 33:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Right? Wouldn't you have layers of medals on both sides? That, to me-

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  But imagine if, if they could just place them wherever they wanted, that would drive me crazy.

• 33:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, I think that'd look cool.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Like one here, one here, one here, three in the back. I mean, it would drive me crazy.

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  Looks like a NASCAR car.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it that it's clumped together on one side.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  We're, we're, we're pretty close, by the way, for our military being sponsored by businesses, to where they're wearing jerseys with their names on it.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  Like the military, like the Marine Corps sponsored by like Tide Pods or something like that.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  Or Chick-fil-A.

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's coming. You know?

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:18Andrew Santino?

  That's like Nashville's, Nashville hot chicken.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Can you zoom in at the medals, please?

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  It would be interesting over what, who got sponsored. There he is.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what, do you know what these medals mean?

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  You know I don't know what those are.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, do you, anyone in the room knows what they mean?

• 34:32Andrew Santino?

  Honor, valor. I think it's, I think it's for, I'm not even gonna guess. I think like service during certain either times of battle or what, what is it?

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Find a guy who has the most medals. I want to see how deep it goes.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  His neck is just hanging. So heavy on his chest. Who's the military, who in the military has had the most medals?

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Medal.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  The most awarded veteran. Most decorated veteran.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  On the jacket, though. We need to-

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  Wait, timeout before you do this. Stop.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  You wanna guess?

• 35:00Andrew Santino?

  I think, I think it's Audie Murphy. I think Audie Murphy was the most decorated war veteran in American history. I might, and I might be wrong. Audie Murphy. Wow.

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  That's pretty fucking awesome.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Can we see his?

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Whoa. He was the most decorated war veteran. Isn't that amazing?

• 35:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? He got the draggy kind. Like the, like.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  He should be, he should have a man bag with him.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  Put all those medals in.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  But go to that photo right below, the colored one, the third row to the very far right.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  Jesus.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Look at. No, not that one. The far right when he's old.

• 35:33Andrew Santino?

  That's not him. That's another guy, dude.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  But I want to see that guy anyway.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  But click on, that's Audie Murphy.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't like it when they're like bedazzled like that.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Well, they.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  I like what, the little cubes.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  No, see, I think, I think this is.

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Like the chiclet kind.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  This is little real medals. Yes, you like that.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  I like this.

• 35:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Audie Murphy, I knew was the most decorated war veteran in American history. The only reason I know that is because I, I've seen his house.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  How?

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  He's, he used to live in this neighborhood.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  This neighborhood right here?

• 36:02Andrew Santino?

  In this neighborhood.

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, how do you, how else would I know that weird fact? He used to have a plaque outside his house that said, this was the home of Audie Murphy, commissioned as a historic site, the most decorated war veteran, veteran in American history. The house is no longer there. They ripped it down, but they kept this brick thing out front that says the most decorated war veteran.

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow. What year did he die?

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Seventy-one.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, when I was born.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  But he lived here in this neighborhood, isn't that fucking?

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  So I was at the antennas last night and I was talking to this guy who's been there. This old man was sitting there.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  And he was like, "A kid, love comedy." I go, "Whoa, what's your name?" "I'm Robert. I've been coming here since the sixties."

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "What happened here?" "You can get whites, downs. You know what I mean? The blue pill." "Right at this bar. You can get anything you want at this bar."

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Not anymore.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Not anymore. You used to get spaghetti and bolognese.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  That's all you can get. You know what I mean? But like pounded chicken or whatever, but you know what I mean?

• 37:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Back in the, you walk down the street, man, oh my God, you can get laid just by walking out.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  He's still living in the old times in his mind.

• 37:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:10Andrew Santino?

  Back when Santa Monica, he could hustle. Was he gay?

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Does this sound gay to you?

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  No, no, this is, this is Steve McQueen, man.

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's the gayest part of West Hollywood.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  It is in West Hollywood. Listen to my voice.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I hear it now. And what did you chat with?

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  And he had, he had a, you know how they have this?

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, one bad eye?

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but they're just, you know, man, hey, kid, you know? They always call you kid.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, because you are, to him.

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  To him.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Hey kiddo, back in my day, everyone sat here. I mean, like, who's everyone?

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  You name him.

• 37:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  Greta Garbo.

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  No, like Flip Wilson.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Flip Wilson.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Sixties. Yeah, yeah, Flip Wilson, you know what I mean?

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  And then, and then they had guys that you didn't even know, but they were local legends.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:59Andrew Santino?

  He used to come here all the time.

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Dumont de Vry.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Dumont de Vry, you know, and he started de Vry College.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, you know, the, you know, the tennis shoes where you, you put the loops in? The metal, the metal hole.

• 38:11Andrew Santino?

  That's him.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he put the medals in that, you know what I mean? And you're like, oh, I don't give a fuck.

• 38:16Andrew Santino?

  Did you ask what that man did for a living? Like, who was he? Was he a musician?

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  What I do? I buy property for people. Commercial real estate.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  So you buy it?

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  And I don't do risks. I don't do high risks.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  What does that mean? You use someone else's money? You broker the?

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  I brokered the deals.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  You brokered?

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  This is what he told me last night. I, I go, at eighty, you do that? Still do it, kid. He wasn't smoking, but.

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  He's hitting.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  But he wanted to.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  Breathing machine?

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then a bunch of young, like thirty year old, you know, men, fur coats. Robert!

• 38:51Andrew Santino?

  They knew him.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they all, like, hugged him. And I did a weird laugh.

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't know why, I got so nervous.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  Uncomfortable.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  Girls! Yeah, I did a weird laugh. And he goes, see you later, kid. You know what I mean?

• 39:09Andrew Santino?

  He had a girl on each arm.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he walks out of this thing. And I go, can I have spaghetti bowling eyes? Do you have whites, reds, or blues?

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  We just pound chicken.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just pound a chicken?

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  Pound a chicken.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  Alright. Yeah, but that was, yeah, I love Dantana's though.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  I don't ever eat there.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Why? It's so cool in there.

• 39:29Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's cool, but I, the food is not good.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  It's okay. For late night, it's okay.

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  This is so Hollywood. I mean, the reason why is when I first moved to LA, I moved, I went to Dantana's and I couldn't even afford it, but I, like, I spent hundreds of dollars there.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  Cause I just heard it was a legendary place. And I remember seeing Leo and all those guys there.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right. That was like their hang.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  And I never saw them again there.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  And now you can go. But now you're Leo to someone else.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's funny, cause I remember the, when I first in the nineties, late nineties, went to Dantana's.

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:03Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't even be like, yeah, get in.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  That was a different.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Hey kid, you can't get in. But now like, they kiss me on the cheeks and stuff.

• 40:10Andrew Santino?

  Who does?

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  The host.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  The, the host kisses you on the cheeks?

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hey Bobby, welcome back. Meet Kenneth. Thanks for coming. On the cheeks.

• 40:21Speaker 06

  Did you bring that bag with you?

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you're gonna make me mad about that.

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  So, so Kenneth kisses you on the cheek?

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good stuff online, guy. You know what I mean?

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  And he loves your online stuff.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And then, um, you know what I mean? And then I'll have like, an old lady goes, "Young man, you do podcasts?" I go, "I do. If I've seen it, it's probably good."

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  That's what she said. Right? But it's, it's got this old timey Hollywood-y, you know what I mean?

• 40:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's, it's, it's old school.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it is very old school. And it's.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  No, once in a while you go, you know?

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna go.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  We should go together.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 41:02Andrew Santino?

  I, I don't like it.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  You love places like that.

• 41:04Andrew Santino?

  I do, but the food's gotta be good.

• 41:06Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  The food's gotta be good. That guy?

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  The Taylor Swift guy?

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  That's the photo.

• 41:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we wouldn't be caught dead.

• 41:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Dantana's look. That's what they all look like. Robert, hey kid, this is.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Come on, guy. You love those places.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  I like good food.

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  You go to, I know. But it's okay.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  It's not good.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's pretty basic spaghetti. For Italian restaurants in LA.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  That, that place is for the hang.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but af, it's so close to the Comedy Store.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  It is pretty close.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then, you know, it's a two minute drive.

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  I go to Night Market before I go there, though.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  Better food.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  What's, I don't even know what Night Market is.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right up the street, literally up the street from where you're talking.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  It's open late?

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No one's ever brought me there to the Night Market.

• 41:58Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  You've never had Night Market?

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 42:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, come on, dude. It's right on Sunset. It's up, it's literally up the street from what you're talking.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  And what time do they close?

• 42:06Andrew Santino?

  Midnight or 1?

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 42:11Speaker 04

  Close at, well, it's Sunday, so.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  What time is it close now?

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  10 o'clock on Sunday.

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But on a weekend, they close late?

• 42:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I didn't know.

• 42:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you got.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Well, take me there.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  I'll take you there.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  Because when you finish your shows, you never take me nowhere.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  I ask you all the time to go get food, but then you want, you go, no, no, I'm going alone. You, you do that all the time.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because where I want to go, you're not going to drive that far.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  How far?

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Like, like, one time you came to the Koreatown.

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  I love Koreatown.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  A month ago.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  We went to, um, Agassiz Gopjang.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  Agassiz.

• 42:39Bobby Lee?

  Remember you were there with, who were you with? Your frie- friend?

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  Who? You know what's so fucked up in my brain? I just, I like, uh, I can't believe I just drew a blank when you were telling that story, who I brought.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  I do the same thing now. We're, you're getting old. Yeah.

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  Am I old?

• 42:56Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're 42?

• 42:57Andrew Santino?

  If I'm 42.

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

  What is that? Memory changes around 40? Yeah.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that sucks.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm 54, dude.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but you have a better memory.

• 43:06Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't remember the girl I was dating last night.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

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• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

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• 43:47Bobby Lee?

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• 43:52Andrew Santino?

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• 43:53Bobby Lee?

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• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

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• 44:13Bobby Lee?

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• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  I feel like my, my brain is going cuckoo shit. You know what it also is?

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:24Andrew Santino?

  The last couple of days, haven't been able to get any fucking sleep. And, and I laid in bed, got horizontal last night. I put on my little heating pad. I got a little heating pad now. I'm getting old.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  I put on my little electronic heating pad.

• 45:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  Near my tushy. And then I got on my phone, I started reading, and I thought, I'm gonna be able to read and go to sleep. No, couldn't go to sleep.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  How many hours?

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  How many, when was I up till?

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  How many hours did you get last night?

• 45:47Andrew Santino?

  Three.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  Wow. It's so funny.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't sleep.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  I got three too.

• 45:51Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you and I are on the same, we're on the same cycle. How the girls sync up. You and I are cycling.

• 45:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got three too last night.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  I just couldn't get to sleep.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  And that was, you know what's the worst is when you're... So tired.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  And you need to go to sleep.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  I was exhausted.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  And I took Trazodone, which is my-

• 46:09Andrew Santino?

  Dog tranquilizer.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  No, it's like a, it's a non-addictive.

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  Just say yes when I say that.

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  See, I can't even yes and right now.

• 46:17Andrew Santino?

  I know. God, my wife just went to the doctor, by the way, and they offered her pain. He was like, oh, and also, do you need pain medication? She was like, no. And I was like, you say yes. You always say yes.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  It's good to have.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  For you.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  For me.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  For the house.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for the house.

• 46:33Andrew Santino?

  It's like when you get pancakes for the table.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:35Andrew Santino?

  For the house.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  Get drugs for the house, just so when someone comes over, we got a little something to have.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I went over to the grocery store, what do I pick up every fucking time? Rice. I don't eat rice. But I have two Asians living in the house.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  You need it.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  You get the rice.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Get the rice.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  Spam, whatever they need.

• 46:51Andrew Santino?

  You need to get the rice.

• 46:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know what I mean? Nuts, you know what I mean?

• 46:55Andrew Santino?

  They love nuts.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, Filipinos, they love the nuts.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, they got a lot of nuts.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you like, you get it, even though you're not gonna, you have to be mindful about other people.

• 47:04Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 47:05Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  Pay attention, McCone.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Pay attention.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  Pay attention.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  You have to be mindful about other people. Yeah, I do that a lot, you know?

• 47:11Andrew Santino?

  You do, you're very generous.

• 47:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:13Andrew Santino?

  What did you guys do this weekend? What did you do this weekend, Carlos? Went to the Ice House last night, Jaime had a show. Jaime had a show at the Ice House? And you went to support? Yeah. He doesn't come to support us, you notice that, Bob?

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  He does.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  He does?

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  You know who came to support me last night?

• 47:26Andrew Santino?

  You come to support Bob, you go to Bob's shows? At the Comedy Store, I've been there so many times.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  So many times.

• 47:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Never for me.

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  You knew who-

• 47:33Andrew Santino?

  I've seen you a million times go up. Twenty years ago.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Jewel-

• 47:37Andrew Santino?

  I also-

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  Jewels came to the main room last night.

• 47:40Andrew Santino?

  She did?

• 47:41Bobby Lee?

  She's never been there.

• 47:42Andrew Santino?

  She's trying to get up, huh?

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  No, she brought ten people.

• 47:45Andrew Santino?

  What, really?

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was crazy. I couldn't believe it.

• 47:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 47:49Bobby Lee?

  And I had to kill. And I walked by her table, and she goes, "You did good."

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  She knows.

• 47:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  She's seen you before.

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but she doesn't. She doesn't give it up.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't. That's not what she does.

• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:04Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  That's what I love about her. Okay, can I, can I tell you, I sent you a TikTok. You see it?

• 48:09Andrew Santino?

  What'd you send me?

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a nineties furniture, um, um, local, um, advertisement. Commercial. And it's something about it just made me feel so happy.

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  Send it to him. I want to see it.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Send it to who?

• 48:23Andrew Santino?

  Me, Carla. The guy who put it up on the screen. Yeah.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  There's just something about like race, race relations that was the purest back then.

• 48:32Andrew Santino?

  The nineties, yeah.

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  It's, no, but it's a love. Right? But it wasn't what it is now. And I, I want to go back to this time.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  I'm Richard, AKA Big A. I work at the Red House and I'm black. I like popping iron, popping furniture into people's homes.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  I'm Johnny, AKA T Engage. I work at the Red House and I'm white. I like deer hunting, bass fishing, and extending credit to all people.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  At the Red House.

• 49:06Speaker 03

  I'm black and I love the Red House. I'm white and I love the Red House.

• 49:11Speaker 08

  I'm a black woman and I love the Red House.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  I am white and the Red House is for me. At the Red House.

• 49:20Andrew Santino?

  This has got to be a comedy sketch team that did this.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  No. It's real.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  Look at the sofa. It's perfect for a black person. Or a white person.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  This mattress is perfect for a white person. Or a black person.

• 49:38Andrew Santino?

  Big pause. They were guests on Tiger Belly?

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Like, oh, two weeks ago, right?

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Wait, this is not real?

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  It's a sketch. This is like when my dad sends me an AI video.

• 49:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm so embarrassed.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  This is like when my dad sends me an AI video of like Kobe, uh, cussing out someone. And like a Sora video, you know?

• 49:59Andrew Santino?

  Jesus dude.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, I thought it was-

• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  I knew that, I was like, this gotta be a comedy sketch scene.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  I thought this was a real, like, wow. Yeah, man?

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  But, but, but your, but your innocence is good because it is a good commercial.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was-

• 50:13Andrew Santino?

  I would go to the Red House after seeing this.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I go, wow.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  They really got along.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  Like shaking hands, you know what I mean? I was like, this is great.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  This is good, it's good for progress.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I feel like a fool.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  That don't.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  Please don't.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I feel so embarrassed, I'm going inside myself again.

• 50:36Andrew Santino?

  Don't.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn it dude, I'm a fool. Are you sure that's them?

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't be more sure.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my bad.

• 50:48Andrew Santino?

  It's okay.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  You know what I'm excited for right now? I get to go home tonight and have, uh, my favorite soup.

• 50:56Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  It's soup season, dog. It's soup season now. Now that it's a crisp beer, if you can see your breath in LA, it's soup season.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  And I'm excited about soup season.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Let me tell you about-

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  I'd even invite some of you pigs over because my wife cooks my favorite soup. And we don't get it all year until now.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Can I guess what it is?

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  Does, can I name the vegetable or that-

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  You can name the ingredients.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Pumpkin?

• 51:18Andrew Santino?

  No, no pumpkin.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 51:19Andrew Santino?

  I do not, and I don't enjoy pumpkin.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Is there squash in it?

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, split pea?

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  Nope.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  Fuck.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  Trickery, you're out!

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  I love split pea.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  We love, she makes zupa Tascana.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Noodles?

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  It sounds like there's noodles in-

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Look at it right there. Supa Tascana.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  She makes it good?

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god. It's like, uh, potato chunks, it's spicy Italian sausage.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  Some people use kale, I don't like kale.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:49Andrew Santino?

  But it's so good dude.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, you pour that over a little bit of rice, for your people?

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Yum, yum, yum.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  Unreal.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'll tell you what-

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  I had a wagyu bim bim bop bowl last night for dinner.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Where?

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  At that place that I went to in Phoenix.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  Bim bim bop.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Bim bim bop bowl.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  And then the girl next to me goes, "What is that? What is that?" And I go, "It's a Caesar salad."

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:12Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a smoking bowl. And she goes, what is that? I go, Caesar salad.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  But my favorite kind of Beb and Bob has to be the hot pot.

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude.

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  It has to be that stone pot because the rice.

• 52:24Andrew Santino?

  Crisps at the bottom.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Crisps at the bottom. Dude, you get what I'm saying, dawg?

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  And my favorite thing is when you peel that off at the bottom.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  And you get that crunchy, hard bite.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Crunch, crunch. Oh my god.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Name me some soups that you, that you absolutely, uh, love and that you hate.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  Top soup for Bobby Lee.

• 52:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, for me is, um.

• 52:41Andrew Santino?

  Tam yum.

• 52:42Bobby Lee?

  No dude, that's rude.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  Sweet and sour.

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  No, uh.

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Dragon's breath soup.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Deng jang jige.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  Deng jang jige.

• 52:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  You've given me that. That's good.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  I like.

• 52:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Any jige is kimchi or deng jang I like.

• 52:56Andrew Santino?

  I like all the jige's. Any jige's I like.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And then, but the Americana ones, I'm a big fan of, right? I, judge me if you want.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  No, no, there's gonna be some hot takes, sure.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  The chicken noodle soup from Erawan.

• 53:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah. It's just.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  With the big, no, but with the thick noodles.

• 53:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, egg noodles.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to have it in your fridge and as an emergency little meal.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  That's your favorite.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's good.

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  What's your favorite, Carlos?

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Split pea, I'm not done with my favorite.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, excuse me. What?

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  Fideo. Fideo.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  A good split pea.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  I don't like split pea.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Corn chowder.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  I can go, if it's a 50 50.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but clam chowder with Tabasco sauce. Oh, right? Come on, baby.

• 53:43Andrew Santino?

  I can't do clam chowder.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why?

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  Cause I don't like clams in.

• 53:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  That's what it looks like. They were like, I don't wanna do that.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 53:52Andrew Santino?

  Clams are their own thing.

• 53:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:54Andrew Santino?

  Like spaghetti clams? Fine, if they're still in the shell.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, spaghetti clams. Bungoli. Huh, bungoli?

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Bungoli.

• 54:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. But you like, you, you do clam chowder?

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 54:05Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't have pinned that for, you a clam chowder guy?

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  It has to be like, you have to be in Seattle where they do it good.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's from New England.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  The opposite side of the country.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  But Seattle has some good spots there.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's got it. It's a seafood, it's a seafood spot.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, port town is what I'm saying.

• 54:20Andrew Santino?

  Or, it gotta be a port town.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  I know they're from New England, right? But I'm saying, you know what I mean? I've never been to New England. So the other, the other port town I've been to is in Seattle.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  It's still the same.

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I don't like the judgment.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  Give me that Sacramento clam chowder, baby. I don't like matzo ball soup. It's bullshit.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  It is bullshit.

• 54:41Andrew Santino?

  A lump in the middle, get the fuck out of here.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  But if you get the extras in it, it's good.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  If you go to like Cantor's or something, you can get noodles in it.

• 54:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but then just take the ball out, then it's chicken noodle soup.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  I like the ball.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you do with that thing?

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 54:55Andrew Santino?

  You don't eat that, that's a lump.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it's like, you know, cosmetic.

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  I hate it. Look at that thing.

• 55:00Bobby Lee?

  Like big ball in there.

• 55:01Andrew Santino?

  Don't need it. It's taking up space.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  It's like when a couch is too big for a small living room. You're like, what? You don't need this. You could've gotten a love seat and gotten away with it.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't like carrots, but I like carrots in soup. But I also like carrots, how the Mexicans, they pickle it?

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  That's my favorite.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Whatever, what do they call it?

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  No, they pickle it. Yeah, they pickle vegetables.

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  It has jalapeno pickle too.

• 55:20Andrew Santino?

  Pickled, baby.

• 55:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a whole thing. Some onions.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  Pickled vegetables is my favorite.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  Whatever that is, dude, ooh la la, bueno bueno.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  That's very Spanish.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nosotros, nosotros.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Nosotros, so ooh la la, ooh la la.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 55:35Andrew Santino?

  That I do love.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And I love, um, I had breakfast, you ever go to The Griddle?

• 55:41Andrew Santino?

  On Sunset?

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:42Andrew Santino?

  No, I went there one time. The pancake place?

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  It's old.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  It's got like a line down the block, doesn't it?

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  I went there today.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  You went there today?

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Pancakes?

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I got a, no, I got a French toast with fruity pebbles in it.

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Look at the fruity pebble.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  You're really fist fighting that Wegovy, huh?

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I got that.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  That's insane. Bobby?

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Dude.

• 56:07Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy. That's like a child.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I shared it with my friend.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay. Your teeth are gonna fall out.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  So we, what I always do is when I, when I go to a breakfast spot with a friend, you know what I mean? I'll go, we share one sweet, but we get our separate things. I mean, we could share that too.

• 56:23Andrew Santino?

  You get a dish.

• 56:24Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  So you don't eat the whole thing. It's just like two or three bites. But that thing dude was ooh la la, baby, bueno bueno.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  That's too sweet for me.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 56:33Andrew Santino?

  And syrup on top of that?

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  No. That, whatever that. Where cream is, is the thing.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  I refuse to do extra. And then I got a Chicago scramble that was really good.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  What was in, what's in there?

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Peppers, you know, Italian peppers.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  And sausage, you know?

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  So over here, Chicago scramble, Italian sausage, peppers.

• 56:55Bobby Lee?

  Italian sausage, peppers?

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  That's good.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  Diabetes.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Diabetes.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm from Chicago.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  You were on a sketch show, huh?

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh dude, when they said, um, you got the job?

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  I went, really?

• 57:11Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? You're a great actor.

• 57:13Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is, is that you don't, you don't think that I was bewildered that I got on a fucking sketch show?

• 57:19Andrew Santino?

  No, you're hilarious.

• 57:21Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know how to do anything.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, you just don't do impressions.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  Or accents, or any, what, the things that you need to do in a sketch show, dude.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  No, but you do characters.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  I can do characters.

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Yes, you can do, you can.

• 57:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can do some.

• 57:32Andrew Santino?

  That's what sketch shows are, a great character.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man, Tony. Good to see you, man. Stuff like that.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was good.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm Alvaro. Hello, welcome to my castle. Those are the on air ones.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  They didn't really make it on the show.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  You know.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  You know what hinders you?

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  It's your eyes.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  My eyes are what?

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, you tell a lot in the eyes through comedy, and that's what hinders you.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  Your eyes.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  What, oh.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  Because when you, you do a character, you have to like, you like, see you do that when you go to like a different guy.

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to physically change your eyes.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  I have to physically change my eyes.

• 58:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like be a guy from the south.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Be a guy from the south.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  How you doing, man?

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  See what I mean?

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  And be, okay, be a guy from New York.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Hey, forget about it.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  See, look at your eyes, you change.

• 58:21Bobby Lee?

  Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  You do, you change your.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  I make my eyes whiter.

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you make white eyes.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. It looks like you're gonna put eye drops in when you do that.

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  You, I think you're right. It's in my eyes.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  It's in your eyes, dude.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude.

• 58:36Andrew Santino?

  But the comedy is where?

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in your heart.

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  It's in your heart.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I saw Frankenstein.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Hot Frankenstein, you see it?

• 58:45Andrew Santino?

  I know, but every time I see a clip on TikTok that makes me laugh of a guy who's correcting people. Have you seen that guy when he's like, it's actually Frankenstein's monster? Frankenstein is...

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  It's a great clip. There's been a couple of them out there.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  That's hot Frankenstein?

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm out.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  It's...

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Frankenstein's supposed to be hideous.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  The whole point was gross.

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something, though? I thought the same thing, but there was all this hoopla, this son of a... The cartographers are great, you know what I mean? Do you see it, McCon?

• 59:13Andrew Santino?

  Not yet.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um...

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  Who is it? Guillermo? Guillermo del Rey?

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's gonna look fucking amazing.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I watched it because of that, right? But I have to say, I had really great empathy for him.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  For Frankenstein's monster?

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for Frankenstein's monster. And it was the first time I saw anything Frankenstein where I was just like, I felt such sorrow for him.

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  You've seen the original?

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  I did.

• 59:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this Frankenstein is pretty good.

• 59:39Andrew Santino?

  Here's what bothers me about this.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  Because for years, all of us, everyone in this room, when we were kids, you thought Frankenstein was the monster. And then you get old enough and you see it and you go, oh, that's Frankenstein's monster is what he's called. Yet societally, we still call that guy Frankenstein.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  Like on a Halloween shirt, it'd be like Frankenstein. It just would. Why didn't they just give that guy the name Frankenstein and then call him Doctor?

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 1:00:01Andrew Santino?

  Like at some point, switch it up!

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  It was such a weird thing. Also, if you're gonna keep his name Frankenstein's monster, give him a different name.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  If Frankenstein was gonna be called Frankenstein...

• 1:00:11Bobby Lee?

  Give Frankenstein tutu... tutu... tutu... tutu... tutu...

• 1:00:16Andrew Santino?

  God, you were so close.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  That's it!

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  Tutu... tutu... tutu... tutu...

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 1:00:21Speaker 06

  He didn't make it to the...

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me another shot.

• 1:00:23Speaker 06

  Park it in.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Argonfark.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Argonfark?

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  Ar...

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Ar... Argonfark.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  Not fuck, don't say fuck in the name.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Argonfark.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  Argonfark?

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  Fark. Fark.

• 1:00:35Andrew Santino?

  He's Swedish, Argonfark?

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Argonfark.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  I am Argonfark.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  And this is my bride.

• 1:00:43Andrew Santino?

  Who was your bride's name?

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Bride of Arkenfall.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  No, okay, that's fine. I like that. So he was hot. It's worth seeing this thing?

• 1:00:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You saw it?

• 1:00:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's awesome.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  It's so awesome.

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  I, I, you know.

• 1:00:56Bobby Lee?

  You have to.

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  I just haven't been to the movies in so long.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  I gotta go. I just haven't been.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  I mean, it's no Predator Badlands, but it's very good.

• 1:01:03Speaker 06

  Now you see me, now you don't. It's also out.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. You were in it. Congratulations.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, man.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And people said, I like it. People like it.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  Now you see me?

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  I haven't seen it.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Did you see yourself in it?

• 1:01:17Andrew Santino?

  I've been on the road. No, yeah, I, I, I've been, I guess I'm in the first scene, he said. You saw it?

• 1:01:21Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  You went to go see it. Are you a fan of the franchise?

• 1:01:24Speaker 06

  Not really.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  You, you saw it for Andrew?

• 1:01:26Speaker 06

  I am.

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  Shut up. Why did you go to see it?

• 1:01:29Speaker 06

  I saw it for you, the same way that I saw.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Borderlands for me.

• 1:01:32Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Not in the theater, though.

• 1:01:34Speaker 06

  He sees everything.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  What's, what's Now You See Me got on Rotten Tomatoes?

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  I broke out of both of them.

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  Fifty-nine.

• 1:01:40Speaker 06

  Fifty-nine.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Fifty-nine. We're cruisin'.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Where do Borderlands, where is Borderlands at now?

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, but audience score is eighty-one. That's way better. I'll take audience score all day. I'm gonna go see that movie, though. I was supposed to go see it and I couldn't. I've been out of town. Ten.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  Ten.

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Forty-eight, though. Popcorn meter forty-eight?

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  So do, how, the movie you didn't finish it, you didn't, you walked out?

• 1:02:00Speaker 06

  It's okay. One of those movies.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. The original was, yeah, I've seen, I mean, I've only seen the first one.

• 1:02:05Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Let, zoom in there. Jesse Eisenberg, how incredible. The rest of the cast, magic. How amazing. Rosamund Pike, but Andrew Santino stood out as a complete dud.

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  Am I really in the first scene?

• 1:02:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, first scene.

• 1:02:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's cool.

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  Maybe I'll just go to see it and then.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  Then leave.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, I'd wanna, I'd see the movie. I wanna see it.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'd love to see it.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  We should go as a family.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  We should go and watch it. Support you.

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  I had a guy come up to me and say, "Yo, bad friends." I was like, "What's up, man?" And he's like, "Yo, I used to fucking hang out. I used to skate with Stevie."

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  That's so funny.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  That's, it was fucking awesome.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  I was like, "Oh, really? Stevie Lee?"

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "Yeah." He's like, "Tell him I said what's up."

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  It was the first time someone talked to me and not asked about you.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 1:02:54Andrew Santino?

  It was cool, because we went back, we went back to like, you know, old little spots. Sean Malto, my buddy Sean was with me.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  And, um, we were just out with a bunch of young skate dudes.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  In Phoenix?

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Because my brother went to ASU and skated a lot there.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  I went, I went there too.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Andrew Santino?

  But we were, we were with a couple of young skate dudes and one of the dudes was like, "Yo, I used to skate with Stevie Lee." And I was like, "Oh, that's, that's rad." But it was so cool because nine times out of 10.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  "Hey, where's Bobby?" Yeah, yeah. "Hey, where's Bobby?" You too, yeah.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  They want to know where you are so bad. No, they never ask you about me.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Are you, are you remind? "We're Santino."

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  That's not what they said.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  I can't even tell by the way you said that.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  "Hey, we're Santino." I go, "He's not here. He's in, you know, somewhere with..." "Taylor Swift."

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:03:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what are you gonna get me for Christmas? Do you have my Christmas gift?

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Let's forget it.

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  Get me a real gift.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  No, no.

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  I got you a real gift.

• 1:03:51Bobby Lee?

  Did, did your wife tell you that I called frantically for weeks?

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  She did.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  And she couldn't think of one?

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  I know, but you-

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  And I couldn't think of one either?

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  You don't have a wife. I didn't get to call anyone. I had to figure it out on my own.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you have the world. What do you give somebody that has the world?

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  In their fingertips.

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  You have everything.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  They have that.

• 1:04:11Andrew Santino?

  You have everything. I still found something for you. I still found something.

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's like, there's-

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  No, because I'm creative and I care. You don't care.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'll get you, um-

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  No, you don't need to tell me.

• 1:04:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:22Andrew Santino?

  But you better get me something good.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Tiger Woods rookie card.

• 1:04:27Andrew Santino?

  A rookie golf card.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, I don't know what else. It's like, it's like, how do you- Like, would you, so, how, I, I thought about this. Can we make this deal? When it comes to you and I, we don't give each other gifts.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  No deal. We get each other.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no. Not one.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  No deal.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  I want it.

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm out, dog.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Please, it's too much. I, I, I spend time thinking about it for too much.

• 1:04:49Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:04:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I'm calling, so it just-

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  You and I just have a handshake. Like the old days, like the old days.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 1:04:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm fine with it. I'm fine with that. It's a letdown.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  How, why?

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  Cause I've always thought gifts are fun. I got you those shoes you never wear, they're still under the desk. Those Arsenal shoes, they're under there.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:08Andrew Santino?

  They've never moved.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 04

  Other side.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine how many young kids would love to have those shoes?

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  And thank you, I want them there. I, why can't I place the presents that I receive where I want, you know?

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's not a painting, they're shoes.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I want them down here, by my other feet.

• 1:05:25Andrew Santino?

  You have two feet down there? You have another set of feet?

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  No, by my feet.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my feet looks at them like, "What's up?", you know what I mean?

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I just want them there. Why can't I place the fucking presents where-

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  They're your shoes.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, say right now, things that you want, and then, then I can have a direction to go.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so tell me now.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  Peace in the Middle East.

• 1:05:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'll give you, um, I'll give you money to give to them.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  To a cause or something.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what we did with your birthday. You, some of the money gives to the cause.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  To the cause, that's right. What else do I-

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Give me some, give me something tangible, like a, a, something physical I can buy. An item. And if you throw it out there, or throw a bunch of things out there, then I can, like, you know, you know what I mean?

• 1:06:13Andrew Santino?

  A loofah.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I need a new loofah. I want a, I want a foot massage machine.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, now we're getting somewhere, dude.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  I want a, a Toto Japanese toilet.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  Will you buy me a Toto toilet?

• 1:06:29Bobby Lee?

  No, already with all three things that you just mentioned, I already know exactly what I'm gonna get you.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay, good.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  You know what it is?

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Nothing.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  I want to hide. I'll tell you what I really want.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  More than anything in the world.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:47Andrew Santino?

  Is for you and me to actually, next year, make a movie, for real.

• 1:06:55Bobby Lee?

  But that's not a birthday gift, that's something I can give you.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a Christmas gift.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  That's something that we have to do together.

• 1:07:00Andrew Santino?

  Do you not believe in the miracle of Christmas?

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  I do believe in the miracle of whatever that holiday is. Of course I do.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean "that" holiday?

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much about it. Saint Nicholas, there's presents, there's a rooftop. You know what I mean? There's little horsies on the rooftop, whatever, you don't get it.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Ranger, yeah.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I understand the North Pole, the elves, I know.

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  You know what they call him in Britain? What they call Santa Claus?

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  James?

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  Father Christmas.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Father Christmas?

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  That's his proper name.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of English people named James.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like, I just threw it out there, but...

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  Father Christmas. There's Father Christmas.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:35Speaker 06

  What are you guys getting us for Christmas?

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  What do you guys want for Christmas?

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna keep your jobs!

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  What do you guys want? What do you want for Christmas, for real? Gucci chain. Fucking Gucci chain.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  Your wish is granted.

• 1:07:48Speaker 06

  Okay, what about you, Mccone?

• 1:07:50Speaker 07

  I've always wanted an original pressing of Stakes is High, the De La Soul album, because on the repress, they removed all the original samples. So a first pressing of that.

• 1:07:57Speaker 06

  You're such a nerd.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, the first pressing of what? De La Soul's what album?

• 1:08:01Speaker 07

  Stakes is High, their 96 release.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:05Speaker 06

  Okay, then I'll go with a car.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Wait, original Stakes is High.

• 1:08:10Andrew Santino?

  Did you just hear what he just said?

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  You want a new car.

• 1:08:14Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  You want a new car.

• 1:08:16Speaker 06

  It could be used.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  What kind of car?

• 1:08:19Speaker 06

  It's a Tesla.

• 1:08:20Andrew Santino?

  What, the Tesla 3?

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  The truck?

• 1:08:22Speaker 06

  The...

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  Cybertruck?

• 1:08:25Speaker 06

  Not the truck, no. No, the, the Y, or whatever.

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's two SUVs, there's the X and the Y. Do you know which one you like? You like the one with the gullwing doors? The ones that doors that...

• 1:08:35Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:08:36Andrew Santino?

  That's the Y, right?

• 1:08:38Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's the big one.

• 1:08:41Andrew Santino?

  It's expensive, okay.

• 1:08:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, they're over.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  No, no, that's X, right? Or maybe it's the X one has the doors.

• 1:08:48Andrew Santino?

  What is the goal? There it is. That's the Tesla Model X. So you want, that's the big one.

• 1:08:52Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  You sure that's the one you like?

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What else are you willing to do? Because based on the job that you have?

• 1:09:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  You have to do a little extra.

• 1:09:03Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:04Speaker 06

  I just wanna have a Christmas dinner with you guys.

• 1:09:07Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:09:10Andrew Santino?

  I'd rather not. I'd rather buy you a fucking new car than eat food with you. That's so funny. I'd rather buy you a new car than eat food with you. Alright, so we got the Christmas gifts. You want a car, you want a Gucci chain, and you want a printed, an album. An album that's, that's, we have to...

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  What's a Gucci chain, man?

• 1:09:27Speaker 06

  Like a chain from Gucci.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like a necklace?

• 1:09:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, like a gold chain.

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:09:31Speaker 06

  Hey, you shouldn't be that surprised. You're wearing purses.

• 1:09:35Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.