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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Happy holidays.

• 0:31Speaker 00

  Happy holidays.

• 0:35Speaker 02

  What are you doing?

• 0:35Andrew Santino?

  Don't eat on camera because it's bad for the sound.

• 0:39Speaker 04

  Bobby, you need new jokes.

• 0:40Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Andres, say what you want to say.

• 0:44Andrew Santino?

  I have only wanted to say that I don't like Bobby. I hate him and I'm running to quit for years. I don't like Rudy either because I, me, Andres Rosende, I don't like brown people at all. I'm pro ICE. Andres Rosende, pro ICE.

• 1:07Speaker 04

  I'm totally against ICE, man, because I'm liberal.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  Why aren't you talking to?

• 1:11Speaker 04

  Free Palestine. I'm Mccone, free Palestine, man. What's going on with that stuff, man? You know what I mean? Because I'm, you know, I'm on the right side of history.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  People don't know, but secretly I beat my wife. I'm Andres Rosende, I beat my wife.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  Why don't you tell us what's going on with you, Rudy? You're a pod traitor. Mccone, go get me Whole Foods.

• 1:35Speaker 04

  You're not my boss, Andres is my boss.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  You shut up.

• 1:39Bobby Lee?

  Your dad died? Oh, sorry.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ, dude, that's real.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, you were crying.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  We're supposed to be in character.

• 1:49Speaker 00

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.

• 2:09Speaker 04

  Rudy can't fail. Hello.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Hello. I'm trying, you know what I've been, because she does, knows nothing about music.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  What, what do you mean?

• 2:17Bobby Lee?

  Because today I woke up and she's playing her like, you know what I mean? Japanese pop music or whatever.

• 2:23Speaker 04

  It's not, it's Rosalia.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  Whatever it is, you know what I mean?

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  Japanese pop.

• 2:26Speaker 04

  It's Spanish.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'm listening to this stuff, right? And I'm go, do you know the history of music? And she goes, I'm open. Right, so I'm gonna make her a playlist.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Of things that I like throughout history.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  But can you listen to her too?

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I already, that's her?

• 2:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  Now you like her.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  I like her a lot.

• 2:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like her a lot, yeah.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  I like her eyebrows, how does she do that with her, is that like shave, she shaves them like that?

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. There's a worm on her head, is that a worm? That's what the kids are, oh.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  That's her trademark.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it is, okay. Um, yeah, she, is she Hispanic?

• 3:02Speaker 04

  She.

• 3:03Andrew Santino?

  Spanish.

• 3:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, Spanish.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  That's Hispanic.

• 3:05Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 3:05Speaker 01

  From Spain.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you draw the line! You're drawing the line again.

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, she's Hispanic?

• 3:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Is that not true?

• 3:14Speaker 01

  No, it's true.

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  But different than the other kind of Hispanic.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Hispanic means speak Spanish, so yes.

• 3:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, people from Spain are considered Hispanic.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  But not Latino.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  Not Latino.

• 3:25Andrew Santino?

  Latino.

• 3:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Latinos.

• 3:26Andrew Santino?

  As we know.

• 3:27Bobby Lee?

  Are the true Americans.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  The true Americans.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  That's a Latino right there.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Actually, you're Latinx, because you're being excommunicated front of this podcast pretty soon.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  What I do?

• 3:37Bobby Lee?

  Here's what Latin.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  I was in the hospital this week.

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Here's what Latinos are like, my dad's a doctor, I'm gonna get into comedy.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  I'm 40 years later.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Glory hole, my dad went to medical school and became a doctor. I'm gonna go to glory holes, have prostitutes, do drugs.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  You're a drug addict, you got lucky to be, you are so lucky you were born to be famous in the 90s.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 4:00Speaker 02

  You are so lucky.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  How am I lucky?

• 4:02Speaker 02

  If you were born in 1987, you'd be like, working at a laundromat right now.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  What if he was born in like that, what if he was born in like, the, the 90s? What do you think his career would be?

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Hmm, he would've tried to be a writer on Parks and Rec and it never would've happened.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  Yo, what's up?

• 4:20Speaker 02

  At best, he'd be Jaime, at best.

• 4:22Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Slam, you're fired!

• 4:27Andrew Santino?

  Slam Fest 2025.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  He's just got personally, huh?

• 4:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I had to fight back on that.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  It's like, you're still here. There's a lot of people who are funnier than me that are doing nothing in LA now.

• 4:36Andrew Santino?

  I would argue there's nobody funnier than you. How about that?

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  I'd argue one of the most talented people in Los Angeles.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  The reason why I made fun of you is because I respect your talent.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Oh, manipulate.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  It's emotional abuse. That's emotional abuse.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 4:49Andrew Santino?

  You know what you sound like right now?

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  A truck backing up. Beep.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, I'm not beeping, dude.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, then go forward.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm going forward.

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, you're not. You just backed out.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  Hit hard.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Is it not true?

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm just stating facts, alright? Is it not true, right, that your father's a physician?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  That, yes, your honor, that's true.

• 5:10Andrew Santino?

  Was.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  Was. Isn't he retired now?

• 5:12Speaker 02

  No, he's in, he's like barely older than Bobby.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, that's another slam. Alright, that's fine, that's fine, okay.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Is he single? Uh, kinda, sometimes.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  Will you slow down?

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Slow down, dude.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  What are you, in heat right now?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:23Andrew Santino?

  Relax.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  I was asking. Stepmom.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  Dude, how funny if she became Carlos's stepmom. One of the funniest things on earth.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  I would just have, you know what I mean, a jacket bomb at the wedding, and I would just pull, everyone dies.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  Al Qaeda.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Is that your closer? Jacket bomb?

• 5:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, so, let's go back to court, okay?

• 5:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Your dad's not a physician?

• 5:45Speaker 02

  He is.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  He is, right?

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  Um, a very highly respected one.

• 5:49Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Correct. What kind of physician is he?

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Cancer.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  Cancer.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Surgeon.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  That's.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  Cancer surgeon?

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  And he still smokes, right?

• 5:59Speaker 02

  No, he doesn't.

• 6:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  That's, that's top, that's top doctor.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  Cancer surgeon?

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know if there's someone above him.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 6:05Andrew Santino?

  Man who owns hospital? Who's above that guy?

• 6:08Speaker 02

  That guy.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Man who owns hospitals.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  So, respected this and that, went to, how, how many years of school?

• 6:12Speaker 02

  You're like the dentist of that world.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Orthodontist for junior high kids.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Are you saying, are you saying he's like a dental hygienist? He's not even a dentist? Is that what you're trying to?

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Very mid-level.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:25Andrew Santino?

  By the way, shout out to my dental hygienist.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if I'm a dental hygienist, you're, what are you, you, you wash the tables in the lobby?

• 6:31Speaker 02

  In comedy?

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  No, I'm like the, the assistant or something.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  In the OR.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm doing.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what? I can't wait for my special to come out and prove you wrong.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Oh, here we go. This is gonna be the whole motto all 2026.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  When it comes out, you'll see all the reviews.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it might, some people might not like it, but I'm just saying, you know what I mean? You're against me.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  I'm not.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're against me!

• 6:51Speaker 02

  No, this.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  He's against me, dude!

• 6:53Speaker 02

  You're making a false ghost in front of you to change.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, is he against me?

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Andrew.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  When the attack before, right?

• 7:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Was truths.

• 7:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, only truths.

• 7:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so it's like, I don't think that I was, you know, I mean, I think you're a very complex, dynamic, artistic guy, right? That script that you wrote was fucking amazing.

• 7:15Speaker 02

  The one you didn't read?

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  I did read it.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  I read it.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Andrew read it.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  No, I read it too.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  Oh, I didn't know you read it.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I loved it. Why did I tell Abby I like this?

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that's right. Got it wrong.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what I'm saying is that I think that you're talented, right?

• 7:29Speaker 02

  But you're telling everyone that I'm like a loser because I'm not a headlining comedian.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  That's so unrealistic.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  If that's what I was saying is that it was more toward Andres because of the Latino thing.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Now, let's skip it here.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  Stop backing up the truck.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  All right. I came in a little hot. I'm sorry.

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  But I'll be honest with you. Your knives are so sharp today. I don't think I've seen you this keen. What is it? You went to the hospital?

• 7:56Speaker 02

  On Monday night, I went to the hospital and I've been in my place for like two.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  How come I didn't get a phone call? What's going on?

• 8:02Speaker 02

  I didn't want to stress you out.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Acting concerned. Okay.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Same too.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, like, just give me, just give me a second. Just give me that.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  You can't even fake?

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  I can fake it!

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  And three, two, one.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  What is going on? He laughed. Ready? One more take. One.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  One, two, three.

• 8:22Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 8:24Speaker 02

  I got a stomach virus and I was, it was.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Shut the, shut the fuck up.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  You're ruining the moment.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  I have health insurance. I can go to the hospital.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Did you eat something bad?

• 8:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think I did. And it fucked me up and I had to go get IVs all night.

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  Are we talking like blood and stool again?

• 8:37Speaker 02

  No, it wasn't blood, which is great. Yeah.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  Probably calm. Probably calm.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  I was embarrassed.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  We're on a buddy system on this show. Everyone has to call someone when something happens. We're on a buddy system, so never again.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 8:50Andrew Santino?

  We have to.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Buddy system.

• 8:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  I've always said that.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  We're on a buddy system, Dan.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  How are you?

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 8:58Andrew Santino?

  You were embarrassed?

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  Why were you embarrassed?

• 9:00Speaker 02

  He's going to the hospital every week. Yeah, I didn't want you to think I was up to no good.

• 9:04Bobby Lee?

  What is going on with you health-wise? We've got to fix that, no?

• 9:07Speaker 02

  I think I'm too thin and I don't eat enough, so when I get sick, it fucks me up and, um...

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  And you're wearing Amish clothing? I, I, I, where do you get that shirt?

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  It's an old umpire in the forties.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What do you?

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Amazon.

• 9:19Bobby Lee?

  Do, do, do, do you work in Xanadu? Like, where do you get that shirt?

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  McCone loved that shirt.

• 9:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't ever wear that again.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  That shirt is what?

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  It's what?

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Fire.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  It's not fire. We don't say that word on the show anymore.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  It's Anderson Cooper.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's not Anderson Cooper. That's otherworldly.

• 9:36Andrew Santino?

  That's Jake, Jake Trapper, or whatever.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jake Trapper.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  I gotta tell you something.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  You gotta call Buddy System, but you do need to get your health in check.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I haven't been eating a lot.

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  Brother, you gotta wake up, take a walk, get something to eat, get your system back. I mean, exercise, I think I definitely want you to do. But eat, you gotta eat, dog.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  I know.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  No, you do.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  I gotta live more like Andrew and not like Bob.

• 10:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no, I'm not.

• 10:01Speaker 06

  You're not listening.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  You're projecting on what you would do in this situation.

• 10:06Speaker 06

  You're not listening.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  I'm not saying I'm the, I don't know, I'm not saying I know better. I'm saying, but for you, as your friend, you do have to eat better. You do have to like, you've got to change your diet. You can't eat fucking once every other day.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's how I eat.

• 10:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's not.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  I have air-worn smoothies and I chill.

• 10:22Andrew Santino?

  Dude, that's not good.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  No, I'm not depressed. I like my life.

• 10:26Andrew Santino?

  You're afraid of getting fatter and older. You're afraid of turning into Andres.

• 10:29Speaker 02

  Older than me, has a hot wife.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  Older, yeah, has a hot wife, has a beautiful child.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  I kinda wanna be like Andres one day.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Got new hair. I mean, everything is worth it.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Goddamn!

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, so this, so maybe it's being in the booth with him that's like fucking you up. Should, should we move you out of the booth and get your own section?

• 10:47Speaker 02

  I could, I would.

• 10:48Bobby Lee?

  Because Andres is thriving.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  He really is.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's grown into, I don't look at him like a porg anymore.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  What do you look at him at now?

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Hmm, like the baby version of the Stay Puft Marshmallow, Marshmallow Man.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  Cutest thing on earth.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the cutest thing on earth, you know what I mean?

• 11:02Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:03Andrew Santino?

  My favorite thing is when your glasses fog. That's probably one of my favorite. His eyes sweat. I didn't know eyes could sweat. I have never seen that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. I thought that was only Cambodians. Yeah. Speaking of Cambodians, Rudy Jewels is back in the studio. Thank God.

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  Everybody. And you know who else she brought? Who'd she bring? Her mom, but let's get her later. We'll get her later, that's fine. Your mommy's here. Your mom's here. Are you excited to see your mommy here? Well, they live together. They live in my house. No, I mean, here in the studio. Here in the studio. Yeah.

• 11:29Speaker 07

  Yeah, but she's scared.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  Shouldn't be. Shouldn't be. Yeah, she should. Should be, yeah. She should be scared, because I know things. Scared of me? Hell, yeah. Oh, have you met her?

• 11:38Speaker 07

  No.

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think, didn't I meet her once?

• 11:40Speaker 07

  I don't think so.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I have to limit my brown people that I meet every year. I think I'm up to like seven. I might be at the roof. You're at the roof. You're too, too, too much, I think. Too, too over? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta, you gotta cut two of them out. I will, that's fine. I better be not be one of them. No. Of course, thank you. You're not brown, buddy? I'm not? Yellow. You're actually more, you know what you are? You know what you are? Because of your new health, newfound health and body style? Yeah. I think you're more like, you're ombre. I'm Hispanic now. Hmm, no, not an ombre. Ombre. An ombre. Ombre means like the color that like changes into another one, right? Like ombre like hair. Like you shift colors. You're not all one unified color. Thank you. Like a mixed person.

• 12:24Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. You're ombre. By the way, we should call mixed people ombres now. Yeah. Yeah, um, before we bring in your mom, okay, um, how's it going?

• 12:34Speaker 07

  Good.

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  Interesting. Came with the fire, huh? She brought the heat. She's out on prowl. Well, here's what she's also doing. She's on every other podcast on earth.

• 12:44Speaker 07

  No, I'm not.

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you are. Oh, really? The cute young handsome guy? Who's the young handsome guy? Zack Justice. Zack Justice. You're with that fucking mega babe. I see you with that guy all the time. How many times have you done it with him?

• 12:53Speaker 07

  Maybe like 12 times.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Yeah. Trash Tuesdays, how many? Weekly.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  Weekly.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, weekly.

• 13:00Speaker 07

  Not weekly.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  Sometimes she pops in a belly.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes, yeah.

• 13:03Speaker 07

  Sometimes.

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:04Speaker 07

  But that's like a family podcast.

• 13:07Andrew Santino?

  So is this.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  And this is your original family. Now you went off. You know what? This is what happened. You got to college, just like all these little brats do, and you abandoned your original family that grew you, that nurtured you, the ones that raised you, that cared about you, and you floated off to a cool family to hot Zack Justice.

• 13:23Speaker 07

  No, I didn't.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you changed.

• 13:25Speaker 08

  You changed.

• 13:26Speaker 07

  Tito Bobby told me to do it, so I said I'd, I'll do it.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  No, he didn't.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't.

• 13:33Speaker 07

  You were on call when we-

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm your lawyer.

• 13:35Andrew Santino?

  He's your lawyer.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I was just like, pump it up.

• 13:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? She deserved more. Pump it up. I don't know the fucking lingo.

• 13:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, pump it up. Solid, that's solid.

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  Pump up the jam, you know what I mean?

• 13:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 13:50Speaker 08

  What's been going on with you? Life's good?

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  She's been, uh, going on dates. You went, drove all the way to what, uh, Redondo? Where'd you go to?

• 13:56Speaker 07

  Uh, Laguna.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Laguna to meet-

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  The guy that you like?

• 14:00Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Handsome, young, um, half African-American boy?

• 14:06Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  Is he a surfer?

• 14:08Speaker 07

  Um, he's learning.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  You like that guy. You like the surfer guy.

• 14:11Bobby Lee?

  He's cute. He's like, uh-

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  Pull up a photo.

• 14:14Speaker 07

  No, I don't want. I don't want.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  He's like a Jaden Smith kind of a-

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? One of those.

• 14:19Andrew Santino?

  Artsy.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Artsy, yeah, yeah.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  There he is.

• 14:22Speaker 07

  I know.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  There he is, right there.

• 14:23Andrew Santino?

  Is that Leonard Robinson? Who is that?

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  That's like Thierry Henry. Wow, look at that. But you like the surf life.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  You like guys that are beach, beach guys.

• 14:32Speaker 07

  It's too beachy where they're just like so dumb and like white.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Now, when, now, when you went on a date with him recently, um, did you, where'd you guys go?

• 14:39Speaker 07

  We went to the beach.

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  So he's a beach guy?

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:42Speaker 08

  Did you think that, like, black surfers talk like this?

• 14:45Andrew Santino?

  Black, I have met a couple of black surfers. I mean, I know a couple of black skaters that talk like that. They're very like, what up, dog?

• 14:49Speaker 08

  Yeah, what's up, dude?

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  What's up, bro?

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 14:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck, yo.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  You gonna fucking shred the nar, dog?

• 14:54Speaker 08

  Yeah, dude. I just did a laser flip, dude, off the bank, dude.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  Are you fucking tripping right now, dude?

• 14:57Speaker 08

  No, I did, dude. I gnawed it dude. You didn't hard flip Cove Avenue dude. I didn't hard flip, I said I laser flipped. Yeah, but I hard flipped it dog, so come see about. Oh, you did a hard flip at Cove Avenue? First of all dude, first trick at Cove, I was one that broke Cove. Bro dude, check my. Everybody knows Cody broke Cove. Dude, dude, dude, check out my Baker video dude. Your Baker session is so weak dude. Chris Cole just said it was fucking dope dude. I'll call him right now. Call Chris dude. Right now. Oh, first of all, okay, what year did you do that dude? When you hard flipped the bank dude? Eighty-eight dude, everybody knows. Oh fuck, I remember that, that was sick. Sick, thank you dude. My guy. Yeah, you did that for Zero Skateboards dude, when you were signed by them, right? I was signed by Zero and I got dropped and I don't why you want to bring it up because you're being a fucking punk ass bitch? Yeah dude, how come you're not signed now dude?

• 15:41Speaker 08

  Aren't you still riding Flo? I heard you're riding Flo. I'm sponsored by. No you're not dude. I'm sponsored by Flo, you know what I mean? Killer wheels. No, you're riding Flo. You're getting floated for shit. Dope trucks dude, they gave me four new trucks dude. Okay dude. Alright dude, and also I'm still kind of like co-sponsored by Baker kinda, something. How about this dude, I saw your fucking board in Pacific Sunwear. Pretty sick dude. Bro, I told them. I saw your complete for sale. Bro, I told them to yank that board from Pacific Sunrider dude. It's still there dude. Yeah, I know it is dude, but you know what dude? It's selling well dude. Would be dude, hack, sellout, fartener. Oh, where's your board dude? What dude?

• 16:23Speaker 08

  Oh. Yeah. I just forgot to tell you. What? I wanted to take a picture. I met Yuki Tsunoda yesterday. Oh my god, who is that? Seriously? Yeah, I don't know Yuki Tsunoda. Oh my god, one of the greatest F1 drivers in. Oh fuck. I met. You know that stereotype that Asians can't drive? Look at this man. He's crashed three times this year.

• 16:45Speaker 08

  Really? He's, no, no, no, he's literally one of the best F1 drivers. Yeah. In the planet. Yeah. And I'm not kidding when I say this. Yeah. Hundred twenty max pounds. Look at how much he weighs. They are all tiny, tiny men. I didn't know they were that small. They're jockeys in a way. One nineteen, that's what, I said one twenty.

• 17:01Speaker 07

  I'm heavier than him.

• 17:02Speaker 08

  You're bigger than him.

• 17:02Speaker 07

  That's crazy.

• 17:03Speaker 08

  That's crazy. These guys. That's him? That's him again with an NBA player. Yeah, with Porzingis. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 17:13Speaker 04

  That looks like a fucking. That's me and Brad Williams. That's insane. So how tall is he? The tall guy? Seven, seven, three. Seven, three. And then Yuki is how tall? Five, three. Oh, wow. So I would look like that in front of him. Hundred percent. You and Yuki would be, could see eye to eye.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Dude, me? I'm not kidding. You're almost the exact same height. Cause I went to. I'm taller than Yuki. Well, I saw him from behind. I almost hugged him thinking it was you.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  This guy's the fucking man, though. Did you say hi to him? Yeah, but I was nervous. Cause like he's, I like, it's so funny. I don't know enough about F1. Alright, so I'm Yuki. What happened? Yeah, you are. Tomato, I have to. No, no, no, no, no. Give me the voice. It's not guttural. It's high pitched. Cause he's tiny. Tomato, I have to. That's good. Tomato have to do the F1 race around Nashville. Race course. It's in Vegas. Exactly. God, I hope he doesn't see this. Go ahead. You're gonna interrupt me? Cause you're. I'm letting you fly, Yuki. You know, anyway, the carburetor in my engine not good. What, what's wrong with your? Let's start this the right way. Okay, I don't know the fucking terminology. Hey, Yuki, I'm a, I'm a huge fan. I just wanna say good luck this weekend. I think you're gonna. I love you too. Oh. Yeah, I love Cocoon. Oh, the movie Cocoon?

• 18:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, Apollo 13. Love. Great director you. Oh.

• 18:29Speaker 04

  Very good director. Rahawa, why? Yes, I am Rahawa. Rahawa, yeah. Your wife, your daughter Bryce? Dallas, Bryce Dallas, yeah. Yeah. Very good. Yeah, she from Dallas? No, she's not from Dallas. Oh, why Dallas? Uh, it's, uh, where JFK got shot. Oh, that's my favorite assassination. Me, me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good, very good one, right? Because who did it? No one know, right? But let me ask you something, right? Where was your daughter born? Where? Yeah. She was born in LA. Why not Bryce LA Howard then? Uh. I mean, Dallas is so arbitrary and you know what I mean? Like, what the fuck is going on around here? Well, it's one of my favorite cities in the United States. Oh, why? Because of the JFK? JFK shooting. I tell you now why it go. Huh? I tell you now why it go. I'm sorry? Yeah.

• 19:15Speaker 04

  Baby Doll Slip Club, yeah. Oh, Baby Dolls? Yeah. I love Baby Dolls. It was good. It's very good? Very nice. Oh, good boy. Yeah. I like roast beef. I'd like to leave the party now. What? Goodbye. No, stay with. No, please, God. I wanna talk about Apollo 13.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  But serious way. Serious way about it. Yes. Yeah, yeah. How hard was to direct Kevin Bacon? Bacon's pretty great. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. Tomahacko? Yeah, Tomahacko, very good, you never, either, when he do, you know. I don't know how to run. Oh, Tom Hanks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we love Tom Hanks. What that movie called? Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump. Yeah, Forrest. Yeah, very good, very, I can run, I don't know, you know, and you got the leg clamp. Yeah. Ping pong, ping pong, ping pong. Yes. Yeah, yeah, very good movie, you know what I mean? No? Yeah. Very good. Yeah. You didn't direct that though? I did not do that. No, you, who, I know who direct. Who? Robo-Zomeckis.

• 20:15Speaker 04

  Robo-Zomeckis. Yeah, Mr. Zomeckis. Yeah, yeah, oh, that's how you say Zomeckis. Zomeckis. Zomeckis, okay. Zomeckis. Yeah, anyway, what are you working on now, Ron? I am working on Shrek 5, we're redoing. Oh, I love Shrek 5! Thank you. Yeah, very good, very good. You do the donkey, do the impression of the donkey? You do first, I do second. I never see movie. Come on, come on, Shrek. Oh, come on, you, go Shrek. Pretty good. Very good, right? Yeah, we'd cast you. Could we have donkey in Japan? You do? Yeah. Am I Japanese? You are. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, me and the donkey. You have a lot of donkey? Yeah, yeah. And what do you do with them?

• 20:54Speaker 04

  Ramen, you know ramen? I love ramen. We will put donkey ramen. Oh, you like? You never had donkey ramen? No. Oh, it's very good, very good, very good, very good. After that, I did donkey ramen, I go do do do do around the track. And you drive faster? Yeah, yeah, the carburetor and the combustion very good. Very good. Yeah. Anyway, bye. Bye. Okay. I gotta tell you. Yeah. I felt like I was back in Mad TV. Like you were going. The most racist. You were going for it, that's what you used to do on Mad TV. Some of it, yeah. I loved it. Yeah, yeah. That's when you just put your foot on the gas and let it rip. Yeah, yeah, I think I took my people back about a hundred years. Maybe two or three, couple hundred. I feel bad about it, should I feel? No, worth it. I'm just doing an impression of what I think the guy sounds like. Yeah, he does not, but.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, okay, so I'm, I'm you, you're the guy. I'm Yuki Shino, you're me. Yeah, yeah. All right, go ahead. Well, can I, I gotta play you, right? Yeah, be me.

• 21:47Speaker 04

  I knew it. Let me do it, though. Yeah, go ahead.

• 21:51Bobby Lee?

  Taylor, very good. Very good, Taylor.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Let me do it, right? Travis, huh? Wow. Oh, Yuki. Big fan.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  Thank you very much.

• 22:04Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, whoa, man. Didn't know you didn't have an accent.

• 22:09Andrew Santino?

  That's a little racist. I'm I was born in Dallas.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were?

• 22:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, bye, Taylor.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Domino's!

• 22:20Andrew Santino?

  You know what I got?

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 22:22Andrew Santino?

  You know what I got? I'm a man of the people and I got the people's pizza from Domino's. Inside of here, pepperoni! Italian sausage, green peppers, mushrooms and onions. The special of the pizza was named after our customers. They named it after you guys because it represents the most ordered five topping, build your own pizzas. And there they are in all of their fashion. My favorites are Italian sausage and green peppers and they put that on there and you also get a bonus with a little bit of pepperoni and some onions and mushrooms. So good.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  I have to say.

• 22:52Andrew Santino?

  Tell me.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  Domino's is stepping up their game. It's now high, more high end.

• 22:56Andrew Santino?

  It's high end. You know why? Because you can't say Domino's without saying, mm.

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. You know what I got here, guy? The one I only eat.

• 23:04Andrew Santino?

  That's the only one that you like. You eat the same one every time.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Mita, baby. Two Z's in that, baby.

• 23:11Andrew Santino?

  Feast. It's topped with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, all sandwiched between how many layers? Two.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  Two. And maybe, you know what? Hundred percent. Not fake.

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  It's real mozzarella.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  A lot of places use fake.

• 23:21Andrew Santino?

  Say it. Mozzarella.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Mo-.

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  Mozzarella.

• 23:24Bobby Lee?

  Mozzarella.

• 23:25Andrew Santino?

  So do yourself a favor and get yourself some Domino's right now.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Dude, get it. Rocket Money. You saved me so much money on Rocket Money.

• 23:32Andrew Santino?

  You're welcome.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  You know why? Because I was bleeding out, dude.

• 23:34Andrew Santino?

  You were. I had to pack that up.

• 23:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had so many apps and stuff that I wasn't even aware of. And even packages coming to my house that like, you know, I mean, they constantly. I didn't even know how to do it, but Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

• 23:55Andrew Santino?

  And Rocket Money will even help negotiate to lower your bills for you. The app is going to automatically scan bills to find opportunities to save and get. You much better deals. You've heard of Rocket Money. And if you have a goal you're saving for Rocket Money can analyze your accounts to find the best time each month to put money aside. Rocket Money has saved users over $2.5 billion.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  Including, including over 880 million in canceled subscriptions like Bobby alone. Their 10 million members have saved up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features. If you have a lot of subscriptions like all of us, you gotta get Rocket Money. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to rocketmoney.com/badfriends today.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  That's rocketmoney.com/badfriend.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  Rocketmoney.com/badfriends.

• 24:32Bobby Lee?

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• 24:51Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, let's face it, acquiring new customers is expensive and with Shopify POS, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first-party data. They give marketing teams a competitive edge.

• 25:01Bobby Lee?

  In fact, it's proven based on a report from EY. Businesses on Shopify's POS see real results like 22% better total cost of ownership. And benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.

• 25:17Andrew Santino?

  You know what? Shopify is the best. You've heard us talk about it before. If you are running a small business, no matter the size, could be, could be huge. It doesn't matter. But no matter what you're doing, you need to be doing it with Shopify. Get all the big stuff for your small business right with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 25:35Bobby Lee?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  I was watching TikTok today and I was really concerned about something.

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna be able to see it because I have my algorithm's fucked up.

• 25:49Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 25:49Bobby Lee?

  But I don't, I don't, there's not a better way to say it. I'm just gonna say it. Elephant goes.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna be able to see it online.

• 26:01Speaker 08

  Is this a sequel?

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Karate Ghost?

• 26:04Speaker 08

  The Karate Ghost?

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can I tell you something about Elephant Ghost? Right.

• 26:13Andrew Santino?

  Elephant in the room.

• 26:18Speaker 08

  So many puns inside of that.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, every time you do that, you know what I mean?

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Let's address that.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna just tell. The only way I can.

• 26:27Bobby Lee?

  You stepped right on a great joke. Do it again.

• 26:29Speaker 08

  Nah, it's okay.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Can I explain? You're not gonna be able to Google it. Okay.

• 26:33Speaker 08

  Yeah, what is it?

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you, okay, so.

• 26:37Bobby Lee?

  Scientists have figure out that elephants, you know, when they make their sound.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  How do you do it?

• 26:46Speaker 08

  Is that a good name?

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Right? Each. That they do, right? Is a lot of it's a name of another elephant.

• 26:55Speaker 08

  Shut up.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 26:56Speaker 08

  Shut up.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Yes. So they can go. And another one go, it's like Randy.

• 27:02Speaker 08

  Oh, it's just for one guy?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Jonathan, right? So what they did, they fucked up one day, the scientists. Right? They recorded an elephant, right? And then they went to a herd to experiment, right? And they did the sound, right? But what they didn't realize is that elephant had died.

• 27:22Speaker 08

  Oh my god.

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  So all the other elephants were freaked the fuck out, like fuck ghost! Right?

• 27:28Speaker 08

  So they tricked elephants into thinking that ghosts are real?

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Wait, by accident, and then the daughter of that elephant? For a month was looking for her mom.

• 27:37Speaker 08

  Is this a documentary?

• 27:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I saw it on TikTok.

• 27:39Speaker 08

  This is like the saddest shit I've ever heard of.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  I know, I, that's how I, it's, it's, it's ghost elephants, man.

• 27:43Speaker 08

  That's insane.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  It's insane, dude.

• 27:45Speaker 08

  So it called out, it called out the name and the elephant tried to find its.

• 27:48Bobby Lee?

  The, yeah, the kid, the kid of the elephant tried to find the mom, like, maybe she's alive.

• 27:52Speaker 08

  Oh.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, is that sad? Like, fucking remember what you recorded is the lesson, I think.

• 27:57Speaker 08

  God, that's so dark to think, though. That's on, they're very intelligent.

• 28:00Bobby Lee?

  They're intelligent too, so they're like.

• 28:02Speaker 08

  Half of them were freaked out because imagine they know instinctually that this elephant had died.

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 28:08Speaker 08

  Then they hear it, right? And they're like, what is going on here?

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that would, that's, that's.

• 28:13Speaker 08

  It's not cool.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  That makes me think in some weird, we're in a simulation way, that the reason that we have ghosts, or the thought of ghosts is because something above us is playing with us.

• 28:22Speaker 08

  Whoa, what?

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Am I wrong? Same idea. Someone's fucking with us. Someone is puppeteering us. You know what? You want to know if, you want to know how I know the world is simulation or it's organized through coordination? I went to the fucking mall today to go get, to go get my, uh, cologne refilled.

• 28:40Speaker 08

  Whoa, whoa, stop.

• 28:42Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 28:42Speaker 08

  What?

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  I went to.

• 28:44Speaker 08

  You went to La Labo?

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  At the mall.

• 28:47Speaker 08

  At La Labo?

• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 08

  Cause, what's a cologne again?

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  La Labo.

• 28:52Speaker 08

  No, what's the cologne that you got there?

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I'm not gonna tell you. No, cause you keep trying to jack it.

• 28:56Speaker 08

  I know. Tell me what the cologne is.

• 28:58Andrew Santino?

  It's a, well, first of all, it's a mix of two, and I'm not gonna tell you.

• 29:00Speaker 08

  You gotta tell me the mix.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  I make them mix two of them.

• 29:02Speaker 08

  I know.

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Not gonna tell you. It's for me. She makes it for me.

• 29:05Speaker 08

  I know, but I like it.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  You have so many scents.

• 29:08Speaker 08

  Why can't we do it together?

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  You fucking have so many scents.

• 29:11Speaker 08

  I know, why can't we do it together?

• 29:12Andrew Santino?

  No, because.

• 29:12Speaker 08

  See, that's the thing about you. That's the thing about you. You'd never want to do things together.

• 29:16Andrew Santino?

  Fuck you. When you had to, first of all, you banned.

• 29:19Speaker 08

  Unbelievable.

• 29:20Andrew Santino?

  You banned me from wearing Santal, cause you were like, I wear it first, you can't wear it.

• 29:23Speaker 08

  Yeah, that's my scent.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck are we talking about? This is my scent.

• 29:27Speaker 08

  That's not your scent. You combined two.

• 29:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I made my own.

• 29:30Speaker 08

  I know, but the thing is that you can't combine two.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I can.

• 29:32Speaker 08

  That's everyone's scent if you combine two.

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  No, it's nobody's scent.

• 29:35Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah. Give me the two, dude.

• 29:38Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna back right out of here. You're booping, booping. You're trying to angle me to give it away.

• 29:44Speaker 08

  Let me just say something. I didn't know that you can combine at La Labo.

• 29:47Andrew Santino?

  Whites need it because we smell bad. You guys have your own natural scent. We need it. Whites? Pipe up, white. Yeah, we smell bad. We smell bad. We need it.

• 29:55Speaker 08

  Your pits smell bad.

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Our whole body smells bad.

• 29:57Speaker 08

  I hate it.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  You don't need it.

• 29:59Speaker 08

  Yeah, but I do.

• 30:00Andrew Santino?

  You don't.

• 30:01Speaker 08

  It's just out of curiosity. And, and, and no one at home do this.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  That's white body. You're doing white body by using cologne.

• 30:07Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:07Speaker 07

  Pita Bobby has like a scent that smells like cow shit.

• 30:12Speaker 07

  It's like the best thing in the world.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  What's it called?

• 30:14Speaker 07

  I don't know. It smells so bad.

• 30:16Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  Wait, you bottled? You said someone bottled that for you?

• 30:19Speaker 08

  No, I went to a farm. Bend over, cow.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  What is it called?

• 30:23Speaker 08

  I don't know what it's called. I'll bring it in next time, but it's, uh.

• 30:25Andrew Santino?

  Pull up cow shit cologne. It's for cowboys.

• 30:30Andrew Santino?

  I mean, really, though, what is this? You, you, you, it just smells awful.

• 30:33Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't smell like, um, cow shit. It smells like, uh, like a dirty barn.

• 30:37Speaker 07

  It smells like cow shit.

• 30:38Andrew Santino?

  There's one, uh, manure selling cement. Smoke, uh. Baruz Ru Al Assam.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Tell, go, go, go down the lane.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what you're saying, I'm fine.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  I designed a cologne man.

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  And it just smell like shit.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:59Andrew Santino?

  Smell it, it's New Delhi. Smell it.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, so, um, just, okay, we'll bleep it out.

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  No. Bob.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  You're so rude, dude.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  It's the one thing, it did.

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  It's, you're so rude, though.

• 31:15Andrew Santino?

  Your scent is personal to you. It's personal to you.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, if you're gonna be like that, I will hide things, too.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  Like what?

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  There are just certain things that I know about that I would like to share with, but I don't even know anything specifically.

• 31:27Andrew Santino?

  You hide all sorts of shit. Most of the time, if I say, do you wanna go get, we're gonna get something to eat after this, you wanna come eat? And you go, no, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, uh, do whatever. And then I'll find out that you're at a restaurant alone or with a group of other people. Don't I do that? We find out that you'll go out with other people, sneak away, go to places without us.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Because with the whites, it's different.

• 31:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, then, oh, so it's a race thing?

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  It really is. And I, I, you know what? I'm not ashamed of saying it, right? And guess what, bud? I'm not ashamed of sharing my heritage with our audience. Okay?

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  There are times when you're with other Koreans and Asians, some Chinese.

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  Uh huh.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  And some others, right? But from our land, our continent.

• 32:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay. You're not included, by the way. Don't try to shoehorn yourself in this.

• 32:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a drift in the ocean somewhere.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  We call you floaters. Stay out there, floaters.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So there are times where, and they're mostly people that are comics or in the business.

• 32:19Andrew Santino?

  Mostly comics that are Asian.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Writers and stuff like that. And it's like, they go, um, hey, let's go somewhere after your set. And I see you, and I'm like, I just know that Andrew will not like this place because it's so far from our house.

• 32:31Andrew Santino?

  Judgy, judgy, judgy.

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we'll go to, like, Sunnandang. Don't you love Sunnandang? Although you guys got diarrhea the other night.

• 32:37Speaker 07

  Yeah, but I still love it.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it too. I'll have it every time. But it's a late night place. It's great. You're not gonna like it. I'm not gonna invite you.

• 32:44Speaker 07

  You've never been to Sunnukgang?

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  But you see what he did? Where did we go with me, you and where was that at? Where was that place?

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Um, Auguste Gopjang.

• 32:50Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Auguste Gopjang.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You didn't eat.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  Why would I? But yes, I did.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Barely.

• 32:55Andrew Santino?

  We had just come from dinner. We literally had dinner.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  You said, "Where are you?" I said, "I'm eating dinner."

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I watched you and it's like,

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  you know what I mean? I don't like that.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that fake shit. You know I love Korean. I love Korean barbecue. I love it.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  I'll go to fucking, uh, Chupda Gonggang. I'll go to wherever the fuck you want me to go.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go to Chupda Gonggang.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  But I, but you gotta, but here, I know the

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  We'll go to Suda Ne.

• 33:17Andrew Santino?

  No, I know what, I know what it really is.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:19Andrew Santino?

  Here's the real truth. You get together with, with, you know, the yellow crew and you guys all huddle up and you're like, "No white, no white." And you get in your Hyundai's and you woo, zip away. And you don't invite

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  They call them rice rockets, okay?

• 33:36Bobby Lee?

  We drive away, yeah.

• 33:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and you drive, and you guys, you enjoy the night without the whites. That's what it is. It's a night without whites.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Can we have a night without the whites?

• 33:44Andrew Santino?

  You have them all the time.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Your house is

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  You're surrounded by them.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Your house is filled with no whites.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:48Andrew Santino?

  It's filled with non-whites.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we went to a restaurant, um, last night with Louis Katz. And he's like, "I made a reservation," you know what I mean? And I knew, once he's, when Louis Katz says, "I made a reservation."

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  Jewish deli.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's a white place. And we go in, I can't tell you what it is because it, and we sat there and you look around the room, it's all old white people, which is fine. I love, I'm, I'm a man of people. You know what I mean?

• 34:14Andrew Santino?

  How old whites? Are we talking like?

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Anywhere from like 50 to 80. So I belong to age range, right? But not in terms of culinary tastes and flavors. And I did not like it. But, and everyone is enjoying it and, and I, and I, I'm always aware of like, The demographics of a restaurant, you never, you don't do that?

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  You want young, non?

• 34:36Bobby Lee?

  I'll give you a prime example. I was, um, I went to a breakfast spot, which is my favorite one. The one we, I mentioned the last time, the griddle.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 34:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  And I was with my, um, this girl that I'm seeing, she's white, and we're sitting there. She's very liberal and she's very open.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  And we're having pancakes and whatnot, right? And we both turned to each other and go, this is, feels like America to me.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're allowed to share pancakes with someone?

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Just, if you look at the democrats of the room, right? You know what I mean? You have this gigantic Samoan guy.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  And you have the two, you know what I mean, college white girls, and you see like, you know, a black guy with a white family. I mean, this is just, you know what I mean? Just like...

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  A black guy who kidnapped a white fam-

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, like the movie Precious. Not, not movie Precious. What's the one about, uh, with Sandra Bullock?

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Blindside?

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  Blindside. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  Very different film.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  I mean, at their core.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, at the core, yeah.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  They're similar. I mean, that football player did end up getting HIV in that movie.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, before the HIV.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But anyway, you know, you see the Blindside stuff, you know what I mean?

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, oh, this feels, what?

• 35:38Speaker 02

  Just to call it that is insane.

• 35:40Andrew Santino?

  We should have a restaurant called The Precious Blindside.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:44Andrew Santino?

  How good would that place be?

• 35:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it feels like, oh, this is kind of the America I want to live in, you know?

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  Sure, a diverse America.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, the middle of West Hollywood.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  Very American.

• 35:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I understand that because of the location that I live, and the state that I live in, that it might not look like where McComb grew up, right? But I can dream, can I?

• 36:03Speaker 02

  You can.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  I used to love eating at, at those gay restaurants in West Hollywood, and they're literally all gone. They're literally all gone.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Like basics and all, they're all gone. All those things are gone.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  The come and go, that's a, that was-

• 36:13Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 36:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh my god, that was so good.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  Rump and dump?

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Rump and dump was so good. Their beefcakes?

• 36:18Andrew Santino?

  Oof!

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  They had beefcakes at Rump and Dump.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  Merrick's is back.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Merrick's is back?

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  Look at that.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever eat at Saks?

• 36:25Andrew Santino?

  Uh... I've never eaten at Saks.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 36:28Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Their cream of, the clam chowder there?

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  It's so good.

• 36:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what cream they use, but, oh my god.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Saks, this was so good.

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh, what about that new place, Gargle? Is Gargle open yet?

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Gargle was, oh, it's so good. I think they got a Michelin star.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  Did they, really?

• 36:41Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite dish at Gargle?

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  Uh, like my prep, okay. I mean, you're not gonna like this.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:46Andrew Santino?

  Just because I'm a, a big meat guy, I'm a beef guy.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  I get it.

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  But it's called the Long Dong Wong.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  It's so good!

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  It's Asian crusted-

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:55Andrew Santino?

  Red, American meat.

• 36:56Bobby Lee?

  I love cream tubes.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I love a cream tube. I'll squirt those all over.

• 37:01Speaker 08

  Dude, you get four cream tubes, dude? I don't know what's in the middle.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  Why do I need to know?

• 37:06Speaker 08

  I don't need to know.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  So sweet.

• 37:07Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sweet.

• 37:08Andrew Santino?

  It's very sweet.

• 37:08Speaker 08

  And it kinda tastes like, um, bleach.

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it smells like it.

• 37:12Speaker 08

  Like a scent of bleach. But anyway.

• 37:14Andrew Santino?

  Anyway.

• 37:15Speaker 08

  We love creams. What's it called?

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  What's your problem?

• 37:18Speaker 08

  What's your problem?

• 37:18Speaker 07

  Nothing. Have you guys tried abalone? Or abalone? With salt?

• 37:25Speaker 08

  Can we rewind for a second? We're doing bits. Just listen. We're doing bits about make-believe gay restaurants. Right?

• 37:34Speaker 07

  But look at this one.

• 37:36Speaker 08

  And gay dishes. And then you throw in abalone?

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, it is.

• 37:39Speaker 07

  Or like an asshole.

• 37:40Speaker 08

  Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. Good.

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  So what you say is, have you been to abalone? It's a new lesbian restaurant.

• 37:48Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 37:49Andrew Santino?

  Giving you the joke. It's very easy. There it is.

• 37:50Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  And that looks good.

• 37:52Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:53Speaker 09

  I'll be your server. I'm Marge. Welcome to abalone. I'm Barbara. This is my partner Barbara. Yeah. We got married the first week. You want our clams?

• 38:06Speaker 09

  We sell clams and dirty tacos. The place. Welcome to Snatch.

• 38:12Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 38:13Speaker 09

  Has nothing to do with the movie. Okay? What do you want to order here at Snatch? Yeah. You're pretty cute. Yeah, I'm Barbara. I'm Marge.

• 38:25Speaker 07

  So aggressive.

• 38:26Speaker 09

  Yeah, you want to grease them? Well, you know. Get in or get out? Yeah.

• 38:31Speaker 07

  Uh... I can peg you guys.

• 38:35Speaker 09

  Right on. Right on. After the meal. What do you want?

• 38:41Speaker 08

  Make up a dish.

• 38:42Speaker 07

  I... Can I have a white sausage?

• 38:47Speaker 09

  No, that... You get that at Saks.

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you think you're at Saks?

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  You go to Gargle for that.

• 38:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you go to Gargle. Yeah, Gargle has that.

• 38:56Speaker 07

  Um.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're at Snatch. What do you want here at Snatch?

• 39:00Speaker 07

  Can I have a clam chowder?

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  How do you want to pay?

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 07

  You can peg me and I can eat you out.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Hell, yeah. What's the tip?

• 39:18Speaker 07

  No tip.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 39:21Andrew Santino?

  Clams only. Come back to Snatch anytime.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm Barbara.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  Bring a friend, you gash.

• 39:26Bobby Lee?

  What's your name again?

• 39:27Andrew Santino?

  Mark.

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 39:32Andrew Santino?

  I gotta eat there.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I gotta eat there.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  Gotta eat that. Abalone. Abalone.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  Abalone.

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, man, I saw that Eddie Murphy documentary.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's good.

• 39:39Andrew Santino?

  Just finished it last night.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  I heard it's good.

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  It's OK.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  Not great?

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a, it's, it shows a lot of his house. It's like a lot about his house.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  It's like, it's a very strange, it flows very poorly.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  A roof that retracts.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  It was a retractable roof that opens up to the outside.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  He had mentioned that he was kind of maybe thought about maybe doing comedy.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  He talks about it a little bit.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  But, I don't know.

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  I mean, he's one of the greatest of all time. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  Um, I'm not saying that.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean by I don't know?

• 40:12Bobby Lee?

  He, he, he's, lives an insulated life.

• 40:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  For him to do it, he'd have to go back into the, and dwell with us in our club.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no chance.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  There's no way he'll do that.

• 40:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's not true. I mean, I don't know if you.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  Like, Chappelle, you know, the other night, Chappelle was at the store. You know what I mean? Louis does, I mean, all these, you know, guys that are.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  But they're still working the game.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, but what for, don't you think that for, like, Martin Lawrence does it, right, at the store, right? He'd have to come down to the store or a place like that.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  I disagree.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Or do you think that he would do what Jamie Foxx does and just write it and just do it?

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  Write it and go.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  He, he would do an arena tour and just do it live. Sandler does that.

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I still, still see Sandler in the belly room and stuff like that.

• 40:54Andrew Santino?

  He does work out sometimes, but not, not, not like, not like Dave or Louis.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, but still, he still does it. Don't, don't you think there needs to be a degree of him doing that?

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't know, man. I think he-

• 41:04Bobby Lee?

  I just can't see it.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  You don't want him to come back?

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  I do. I would love to see it.

• 41:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I-

• 41:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm a huge fan.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if he wants to. It feels like when you watch this thing. Did you guys watch it?

• 41:13Speaker 01

  Mm-mm. I did.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  It felt like he, it felt like he-

• 41:16Speaker 01

  I think he's gonna be back in the movies, not, not doing stand-up.

• 41:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it kinda felt like he had said, cause he had said, "I'm not a stand-up comic."

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  He is, though.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  No, he says it in the fucking movie like three times. He goes, "I'm not a stand-up comic. I'm a comedian, I'm an actor, I'm a musician, I'm an artist, and I just flow through whatever art I deliver."

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  He's a man of many occupations.

• 41:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, he was. I mean, he has a fucking Grammy for music and for a comedy album. Is that true? Doesn't he have one for each? I mean, it's insane.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  It's insane, yeah. Legend.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  The guy's the G. But also, comedy album and best R&B instrumental performance, right?

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible.

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  I mean, look, my girl wants to party all the time.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  This message is sponsored by Raycon! You know, Guy, I love music. I love listening to Raycon because I like the slick style, right?

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  So slick!

• 42:00Bobby Lee?

  But for some reason, the bass is the best on Raycon.

• 42:04Andrew Santino?

  It sounds so nice and thick.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  And let me tell you something, they got the open ear design of these things. You hear music and you hear the world around you, both at the same time. So it's this great moment where you're like, you can be immersed but also be aware of what's going on.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  You can also do a multi-angular hook. You know what that is?

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  You can switch between your phone and laptop without repairing them every time.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  That's incredible. They're very lightweight. By the way, they fit in your pocket. Uh, and also, you can connect to multiple devices and switch seamlessly without any hassle. Raycon is incredible. If you're looking for new earbuds, this is the future.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  I like the way they look too. And the Essential Open earbuds are here for the holiday season, and they're selling fast. Raycon Audio products are up to 20% off this holiday season.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

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• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Quince, you're a fashion guy.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  I am a big old fashionista.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  But a lot of times, you know, I mean, you see these high-end places that are charging you up the yin yang.

• 43:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:09Bobby Lee?

  But Quince makes high-quality clothing.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  That looks so dope.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Quince makes the essential every guy needs. Mongolian cashmere sweaters for $50.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  $50?

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  Italian wool coats that look and feel designer and denim and chinos that fit just right.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  They really do, man. Their outerwear lineup is no joke. It is wonderful. They got down jackets, wool top coats, and it's gonna get cold out there, kids. What are you doing? You don't wanna be out left in the cold or overpaying for something to keep you warm. You gotta get Quince. It's everything you actually wanna wear and it's built to hold up season after season. It's not just a once-use-and-toss-away.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  But also, Quince, um, it cuts out the middleman.

• 43:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they do.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  That's where all the money goes.

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  That's where all the money goes.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Right, right?

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

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• 43:59Bobby Lee?

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• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Canadia!

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  That's Quince, Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash badfriends.

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

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• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Badfriends. Simply Safe. My life is safe by Simply Safe. I'll tell you this, you did, right?

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something, dude. I used to spend nights, um, awake scared because, you know, of ominous threats outside my house.

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  That's either real or not real. And the thing is, is that I don't worry about it anymore.

• 44:27Andrew Santino?

  Not with...

• 44:27Bobby Lee?

  Because I have AI, um, you know, a home defense system.

• 44:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for Simply Safe.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:34Andrew Santino?

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• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  They can even trigger a loud siren or a spotlight. That's how, that's how to stop a crime before it even starts.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  What does a siren sound like again?

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Because no, because people know, I think, that I have Simply Safe, they don't even try.

• 45:00Andrew Santino?

  They don't even try, and you better not try. You got a 60-day money-back guarantee, so you can try it yourself if you wanna try Simply Safe and see the difference for yourself.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

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• 45:12Andrew Santino?

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• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  Hit simplisafe.com/badfriends. Again, that, go ahead?

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  That's simplisafe.com/badfriends and lock in your discount. There's no safe like Simply Safe.

• 45:28Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so your mom's here.

• 45:30Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 45:31Speaker 08

  Oh yeah, I forgot you were here.

• 45:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:34Speaker 08

  Wait, I want to know though, your dating life is going good, you're happy, you're feeling free now?

• 45:38Speaker 07

  I think so.

• 45:39Speaker 08

  What's going on?

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, tell them about what happened the other night.

• 45:41Speaker 07

  We almost died.

• 45:43Speaker 08

  You and the guy?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  No, me.

• 45:45Speaker 08

  Oh, wha- what?

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  We most-

• 45:46Speaker 07

  In the house.

• 45:47Bobby Lee?

  In the house, we almost died.

• 45:48Speaker 08

  Elephant ghost?

• 45:51Speaker 08

  What happened?

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  So, we're- I'm podding and, um, all of a sudden I hear this beeping throughout the house. Not just downstairs, but upstairs too, like all four of the monitors were beeping. And then I stopped, I went up there, I went, "What the fuck is going on?" And the main one that was blinking red.

• 46:09Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's like-

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  At the end, at the end of the podcast, I went up there, I go, "Just yank it." And as they yanked it, it said a little ominous thing.

• 46:16Speaker 08

  It was-

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  It goes, "You have carbon monoxide poisoning."

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Some ominous thing.

• 46:24Speaker 08

  It's a carbon monoxide detector?

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 46:26Speaker 08

  And you ripped it out, and you need those, keep those.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  No, we ripped it out.

• 46:29Speaker 07

  We took it out.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we took it out, yeah.

• 46:30Speaker 08

  No, no, put that, I'm not kidding, put that back.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  No, we won't, but, um-

• 46:33Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 46:34Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, there was a thing, "What do we do here?" And I opted to stay.

• 46:41Speaker 07

  Yeah, and everyone was saying, "We have to evacuate," and Tito Bobby's like, "No, I'm gonna play my game."

• 46:47Speaker 08

  Well, you don't have to stay, but you ripped it-

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  Open the windows, maybe?

• 46:49Speaker 08

  Yeah. You ripped it out because it, it was making a noise.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then, I guess the second concern would be dying.

• 46:57Speaker 08

  That'd be my first.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I, I switched them.

• 46:59Speaker 08

  Cause the noise is telling you, "Hey, it's not safe."

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:02Speaker 08

  And you go, "Turn that off."

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, and I was getting mad at him, cause he was just laughing and-

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  So she's like running around with a cage, trying to catch our cats. You know what I mean? And I'm like, "I'm gonna play, um, Outer Worlds 2." You know what I mean? If I die, I die.

• 47:14Speaker 07

  And he wouldn't listen, I was like, "You have to get out, just go to your girlfriend or something."

• 47:19Bobby Lee?

  I don't have a girlfriend.

• 47:20Speaker 07

  To your girl.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Eat another worm. Back to guzzles.

• 47:26Speaker 07

  And then he wouldn't go out.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:30Andrew Santino?

  You gotta, you genuinely.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 47:32Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get that taken care of, because if you get, you won't know.

• 47:34Bobby Lee?

  So then what will happen, reluctantly, you know what I mean? I succumb to the actual reality of it. I called the gas company.

• 47:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's a good.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  And they came over.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 47:46Bobby Lee?

  And guess what?

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  No carbon monoxide.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's a good thing. It's a good.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  My instinct was right, right, Mccone?

• 47:51Speaker 10

  Yep.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a thinker, right? Because I could smell it a mile away.

• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  You know what I can smell?

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:57Andrew Santino?

  All the shit on his nose.

• 48:00Andrew Santino?

  Little fucking loser. I was talking good about you a couple of days ago, too. That's out the window.

• 48:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, what, see what you, what happens? You go here, you drift away from this. So, you know, as, as a friend of yours, and I love you very much, right? Stay with this.

• 48:16Speaker 10

  Yeah.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 48:17Speaker 10

  The better.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  But don't go against me. Just don't, you know.

• 48:20Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. I don't want you. You're out. You're out at sea. And you see what happens? You see what happens when you're a traitor? See, what happens is, the guy who took you, he doesn't really want you. And then you go, oh, can I come back home? Denise, can I come back? That little stint I had with, with that college coed, Denise, I'm so sorry, I want to be home with you and the kids. And Denise is like, we've moved on. The doors are locked. Charles, get a hotel.

• 48:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  And that's you right now. You're Charles.

• 48:49Speaker 10

  Yeah.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  And Denise, me at the home with the kids, you know, I'm whipping up a cake. Because I don't want little Daniel to find out why daddy's gone. Because he's with a college coed that he met at Barney's Beanery on Friday night.

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  So how about that?

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  How about that?

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  How do you feel now, Charles?

• 49:05Speaker 10

  Well, you let Rudy go off and come back.

• 49:07Speaker 07

  Also, Mccone said before that he prefers Tito Andrew.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  When, when did he say that?

• 49:12Speaker 07

  When we were hanging out.

• 49:13Speaker 10

  I do. I do prefer Tito.

• 49:16Speaker 07

  Like, he said he doesn't really know Tito Bobby, and he just.

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I don't want him anymore. So he's out.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I want to get to this.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  It's a window that's open. There's carbon monoxide in the room. Okay.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  And now you close it.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:32Andrew Santino?

  Keep it in here.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  So when were you guys hanging out? That's what I think more I'm concerned about.

• 49:36Speaker 07

  Um, I think like two months ago.

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:39Speaker 10

  At the same time.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 49:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He said to you, um, I prefer Tito Andrew over Tito Bobby.

• 49:47Andrew Santino?

  Interesting.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  And the reason why?

• 49:49Speaker 07

  Like, you're just not. Like, he just doesn't like you.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  You don't like me?

• 49:56Speaker 10

  No, I said you don't open up as much.

• 50:00Speaker 10

  Like, I especially like even on the bus, I try to be like, ask you questions about comedy and like old stories and you'd be like, ah, no, no, no. And you'd go on your, on your switch. Or you'd be like, I don't do small talk.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Do I do small talk?

• 50:12Andrew Santino?

  You do not.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  I do not.

• 50:14Speaker 10

  But that wasn't even, that was big talk.

• 50:15Bobby Lee?

  No, that's small talk.

• 50:16Speaker 10

  I was like, you know.

• 50:17Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  You know what big talk is? I'm losing my left leg.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  I go, what's going on?

• 50:23Andrew Santino?

  That's big talk.

• 50:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's big talk.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  When he refers to small talk and big talk, it's not about the depth or the breadth of the conversation. It's with whom he's speaking with. And you.

• 50:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  Are small talk.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 10

  Okay.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  Would he have small talk with?

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Like, we were.

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  You know who I was.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  When we were in Australia, right, remember Dakota Fanning was there?

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  And there was some small talk with her.

• 50:42Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 50:43Bobby Lee?

  I allow a small talk.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  Dakota gets small talk.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the weather here is great.

• 50:47Andrew Santino?

  You did mention it like four times.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  You, she kept, she said that at dinner. She goes, your buddy kept talking about the weather.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, because I was starstruck.

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Small talk with a big person.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 51:03Andrew Santino?

  He's saying you're small talk with a small person in his life, so he's not interested.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  It can't be that.

• 51:08Speaker 10

  I think I just learned to, to temper my expectations.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're also mean to me.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  As well.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we have, we have podcast proof of it. How am I supposed to feel? Here's a guy that's supposedly working for us, the company.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Should be.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  I'm a big part of it, right?

• 51:25Speaker 10

  Yeah.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  And you talk to me like I'm garbage.

• 51:27Speaker 10

  Because I'm not as clever as you are, so I have to go the lowest form, which is beeping.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, you're beeping back, dude.

• 51:35Speaker 10

  You're beeping back.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  You're beeping back, dude.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  We know better. Don't, don't, don't, don't play coy. Don't play coy.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Don't play Joe Coy, dude.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  Don't play coy fish in a pond, pal.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, yeah. Anyway.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  It's fine.

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  It is what it is.

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  But I will say this.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  But I like what happened today, though.

• 51:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  And the more of that, I like.

• 51:49Speaker 10

  It felt like when we watched Jaws on the bus.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  I love that. See, we did have moments.

• 51:53Speaker 10

  I know.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, excuse me.

• 51:55Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, you're in my heart forever.

• 51:56Speaker 04

  Thanks, bro.

• 51:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay? Fancy, you're in my heart forever.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:00Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  No thank you to the other guy.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 52:03Andrew Santino?

  I want to see your mom.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  Let me get your mom in here.

• 52:06Speaker 07

  Katya Utra.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Katya Utra.

• 52:08Andrew Santino?

  Don't do the, don't do the.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  Hi!

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Hi.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  Come sit down. We double.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  No, honey, just real quick.

• 52:14Speaker 07

  Ma!

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Honey, no, just listen to me. I know. But just real quick.

• 52:17Speaker 07

  Katya Utra.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Ittra, alright, so your other, your daughter Isa did this.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we love, we love Isa.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  We love what you've spawned. Yeah. Hello.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, what a, what a moment for the show.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what a moment for the show.

• 52:33Andrew Santino?

  To see the beginning.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  The beginning.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Who made the person.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna talk into the mic. Can you bring it closer to your mouth?

• 52:39Speaker 11

  It's, it.

• 52:39Andrew Santino?

  McCone could have done it.

• 52:41Speaker 11

  Hey, you don't need to be.

• 52:42Andrew Santino?

  McCone could have done it. See, McCone gets nervous and then he fumbles. And there's no reason, it's a reason you didn't play sports, because under pressure, you're terrible. You are so bad under pressure. It is crazy to watch him do that. Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of the great Rudy Jewels.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:59Andrew Santino?

  Honey is here.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  By the way.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 53:03Speaker 11

  The beginning and the end.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  No, no, don't say that.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  No, don't say that. What do you say?

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  This is your mom.

• 53:09Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Biological mom.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  My age. We're the same age?

• 53:13Speaker 11

  I don't know how old are you?

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  Forty-two.

• 53:15Speaker 11

  No, you're very young. Yeah, I know your age. He mentioned.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  No, we're the same age.

• 53:19Speaker 11

  I'm fifty.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Yeah.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  She, she, that looks good.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:24Andrew Santino?

  That looks good for fifty.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  To me?

• 53:27Speaker 11

  Oh, to, to him?

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no.

• 53:29Speaker 11

  Calls me monkey.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 53:33Speaker 11

  That was Fran. No, no, no.

• 53:35Bobby Lee?

  What do you say? Never call her that!

• 53:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did. When your dart, when your eyes dart all over the place?

• 53:40Speaker 11

  Yeah, you do.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't.

• 53:42Speaker 11

  No, but, nothing's wrong with that. I love Bobby.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, I don't call you that at all, um.

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  Stop lying to the fucking fans, Mr. Like, I share it all with the fans. Go ahead, tell the truth. Go ahead and tell the truth.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's not the worst I call her.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  What's the worst?

• 53:59Speaker 07

  He bullies her every day.

• 54:00Andrew Santino?

  What do you call her?

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Like what? Well, how do I bully her?

• 54:03Speaker 07

  You just start screaming at her. And you just start.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  No, I like the other day, the other day I got, I, because we have this snack cabinet.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:13Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 54:13Bobby Lee?

  Like a little room.

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  Everybody has a snack.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you call it? Not a snack cabinet.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Snack drawer?

• 54:17Speaker 11

  Pantry?

• 54:18Speaker 07

  Pantry.

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  A pantry.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  What do you call the place where the food is?

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm thinking it's a separate thing. That's where all the food goes.

• 54:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the food pantry.

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Right. And I walked in there and I go, hmm. You, you, you like these friends? You're collecting these friends? And she's like, what do you mean? And I go, and there was these ants.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Just all about stacking. Anyway, um, so you're, are the ants gone?

• 54:47Speaker 11

  They're gone. It's your fault. It's not mine.

• 54:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, how is it my fault?

• 54:50Speaker 11

  It's because you keep buying things and you open them and you don't finish them and you put them back in the pantry and the ants come in.

• 54:58Andrew Santino?

  God, I want her around all the time.

• 55:00Speaker 11

  It's really not my fault. It's his fault and he blames me for it. And I keep killing them, all of them, and it comes back the next day. So I have no idea what to do.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, now we throw, how about this? Let's make a rule, okay? Let's throw away all the unused food that are open packages.

• 55:15Speaker 11

  Yeah, but you only get a few of them in a big pack. He gets very little and then he closes them back or doesn't even close them and puts them in the pantry and ants come in. And it's a waste of food.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Is it Cheez-Its?

• 55:28Speaker 11

  Yeah, it's a waste of food.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  I get every flavor.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  It's so easy to not have ants. It's like, I don't, do you not close up stuff when you're?

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's just very much like you to do this.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'm on her side. You keep blaming her for some reason.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  All right, you're right. I apologize.

• 55:44Andrew Santino?

  She has nothing to do with it.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  That is my fault.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  Say I'm sorry genuinely.

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, honey.

• 55:47Speaker 11

  I'm sorry, Bob.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  What are you saying I'm sorry for? Yeah.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  I just feel like when you're gonna get home, there's gonna be a different conversation.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, she's, honestly, um, it's a blessing to have these two in the house.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  Gotta be.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, I want life in there.

• 56:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:02Bobby Lee?

  You know? Because there are times when they're not there and I'm alone in the house and I get really depressed. When I, like, sometimes I'll like, you know, at three and four in the morning, I go, I need a cookie. Right, and I'll just go and then, you know what I mean, she just, she sleeps anywhere, this girl. On the ground, she doesn't care, you know what I mean? And I'll just be walking in the dark and then I'll just, you know what I mean, she'll say something, I'll go right, on that couch when you sleep there, yeah, yeah, but um, yeah, I like the life in the house.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  They breed.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  And we have the dogs and the cats, it feels like there's life there.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  That's healthy.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  But you're not alone.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, I savor my sovereignty.

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  Is that an AA quote? What is that?

• 56:48Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not, no.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  It should be.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I um, I think that's true freedom.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Savoring your sovereignty.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Of my peace of mind.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  Because um, all I do is, you know, chase, chase, chase, dopamine hits, dopamine hits, and um, I have to just stay in the moment and just know that everything that I have in my life is perfect. That's all.

• 57:16Andrew Santino?

  You believe that?

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  But I wanna believe it. I mean, I'm listening to a lot of Alan Watts and different things, I wanna believe it.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  What? You can want anything, you have to take action.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  The way he came, the way he did that, there's a lot behind that.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  It was uh...

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  What's your body count, honey?

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  Cause she wouldn't tell me earlier.

• 57:41Speaker 11

  Oh, you promised you will. Just be, just say it. Body count?

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:46Speaker 11

  Like sex. I know that.

• 57:50Speaker 11

  I don't know Bobby, I don't want to.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  You don't count? That was one, that was a two.

• 57:54Speaker 11

  He said fifteen.

• 57:56Speaker 07

  Mama said he has a, she has a crush on you.

• 57:59Speaker 11

  No!

• 57:59Andrew Santino?

  You have a crush on me?

• 58:00Speaker 11

  No, I've never seen you, I was, I...

• 58:05Speaker 11

  You said that, no, he's handsome.

• 58:07Andrew Santino?

  You have a crush on me?

• 58:08Bobby Lee?

  Talking to Mike.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  She does?

• 58:10Speaker 11

  What's with the mic?

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  So people can hear you!

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Hey.

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  It's a show!

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Like mother, like daughter.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  I like that.

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  You have a crush on me?

• 58:18Speaker 11

  No, yeah, she thinks you're really cute.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Honey, who's better looking?

• 58:22Speaker 11

  Um, I love you Bobby, but you're amazing.

• 58:27Andrew Santino?

  You're amazing.

• 58:28Speaker 11

  Uh, but then I was, I...

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Why does this bother you so much?

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  Is it because I might move in?

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean, I remember one time you were onstage at one of our big shows.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  And I went in the audience to see you, and this hot chick next to me, she goes, "Your friend is so hot."

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  That's a lie. This is a made up story.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God on my mother's life that happened. Okay? And I looked at her and I went, "Yeah." And I just, that's the, you're a handsome guy.

• 58:58Andrew Santino?

  You're a very handsome boy, too.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm cute for a specific demographic.

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for good-looking women.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Anyway, you have a crush on Andrew?

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  I love this.

• 59:09Speaker 11

  No.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead, Rudy, tell us all about it.

• 59:12Speaker 11

  I just think you're very intelligent.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  So Honey was, early on in our life, was a meth addict.

• 59:18Speaker 11

  Hmm. Cool.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  How many years did you do meth?

• 59:22Speaker 11

  Uh, just not even years.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  How many years?

• 59:25Speaker 11

  Less than a year.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  Like a year? But I heard it got bad.

• 59:27Speaker 11

  That's a year, but...

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  I heard it got bad.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  Is meth, it's called Shabu in the Philippines?

• 59:32Speaker 11

  Shabu.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Shabu.

• 59:33Andrew Santino?

  Shabu, like Cebu, a little convenient to name it after the city.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's the cheapest. What does it consist of chemically?

• 59:39Speaker 11

  I don't know.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Uh, do you snort it?

• 59:42Speaker 11

  Uh, yeah. Not snort, you use...

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Smoke it?

• 59:46Speaker 11

  Yeah, no, I think you use a pipe.

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  You piped it?

• 59:49Speaker 11

  You pipe it.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old were you when that happened?

• 59:52Speaker 11

  Uh, twenty.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Twenty. You know, and then you know what happened? Kalila's dad, shaved her head.

• 1:00:00Speaker 11

  We really need to...

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, shaved her head and tied her to a radiator. And it worked.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that sounds right.

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before like a month, though, I heard.

• 1:00:09Speaker 11

  Yeah, it got bad.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  It got bad.

• 1:00:11Andrew Santino?

  America needs to handle its drug problem like that.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  Tie these guys to a fucking radiator.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  That's worked, right? And you never thought about drugs again?

• 1:00:20Speaker 11

  Never again.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. She doesn't even drink.

• 1:00:23Speaker 11

  I don't drink.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:24Speaker 11

  I don't do anything.

• 1:00:25Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't do anything.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  What do you do to get loose?

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Yoga.

• 1:00:28Speaker 11

  Uh, yoga, exercise.

• 1:00:29Andrew Santino?

  You love to exercise.

• 1:00:31Speaker 11

  Yeah, a lot.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  She didn't even eat bread. The kind of stuff in my house is like-

• 1:00:35Speaker 11

  Yeah, I'm on a keto diet.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:37Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  God, that's crazy. Yeah, no carb, yeah.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  It's crazy.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  To live in your house, because it's all filled with shit to eat.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Candies.

• 1:00:46Andrew Santino?

  Candy and bullshit.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, all kinds of exotic candies.

• 1:00:48Speaker 11

  Yeah, and he orders things for me and I don't eat it, he gets mad.

• 1:00:51Bobby Lee?

  I get mad. Like, I'll go, like, I'll get a breakfast burrito from-

• 1:00:54Speaker 11

  He just gets it like that.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  And I go, "You're gonna eat it." But, um, what they do is, you know, you go, "I'm gonna go to Jersey Mike's."

• 1:01:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  You get him the sandwich.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  Right? And then all of a sudden, they're taking it apart, taking the innards and putting it on a different bread.

• 1:01:09Andrew Santino?

  Just get the, uh, sub in a tub.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  What's that?

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  Sub in a tub. They do Jersey Mike's. You get the sub without the bread. Sub in a tub.

• 1:01:15Speaker 11

  Yeah, you can get it.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  But she'll put it on keto bread.

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you want it on bread, just not-

• 1:01:19Speaker 11

  Just not, uh, normal bread.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  Ah, yeah, stuff like that.

• 1:01:24Andrew Santino?

  What is keto bread? I'm not smart. I don't know what it-

• 1:01:26Speaker 11

  Low carb, no carb, or they put, they use some other ingredients.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  It's a low carb bread alternative made with ingredients like almond flour, coconut flour, uh, silem husk eggs and healthy fats instead of traditional wheat flour.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Does it taste the same?

• 1:01:40Speaker 11

  Tastes good.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  But does it break apart differently?

• 1:01:43Speaker 11

  It's good. They make it good here.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they do? Oh, what, what, in the Philippines?

• 1:01:47Speaker 11

  Yeah, but the Philippines don't make anything good.

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but do you eat a lot of bread in the Philippines?

• 1:01:51Speaker 11

  No. Yeah, there's a lot of- I have a bakery, but I don't eat the bread in the Philippines.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  I feel in, in traditional Filipino food, is there bread involved?

• 1:01:59Speaker 11

  Yes, a lot of bread, as in really good bread. Um, they would know.

• 1:02:04Bobby Lee?

  We should go to Cebu because she has a store there.

• 1:02:06Speaker 11

  I have a store in the Philippines who sells bread.

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  What's it called?

• 1:02:09Speaker 11

  It's, uh, Lola Fies Fies Bakery.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  You sound like you just made it up.

• 1:02:15Speaker 11

  No, it's not-

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:16Speaker 11

  He knows-

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Talking to Mike!

• 1:02:18Speaker 11

  Lola Fies Bakery.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  Lola Fies, what street is it on?

• 1:02:21Andrew Santino?

  In the Philippines.

• 1:02:22Speaker 11

  It's in Marigundun Beach. Do you don't know? He knows about it. He's trained to the place.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, Andres, Andres, you were at Marigundo Beach?

• 1:02:32Speaker 11

  Yeah, Lola. L-O-L, yes, and space? Just put Cebu in the Philippines. Oh, no, you just put Honey's Bakery, because we just changed the name. Honey's, H-O-N-E-Y. I'm sorry-

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Rebranding.

• 1:02:48Speaker 11

  Honey's apostrophe Z Bakery. Z as for bread.

• 1:02:54Speaker 11

  That one, that one, second, there, there, that's the one, yes, that's my bakery.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow, it's so funny, she's been living in my house in three months, she hasn't baked me shit. Not one thing have you baked me!

• 1:03:08Speaker 11

  I, I'm not a baker, I'm the owner of the bakery, not the baker.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  What's the baker's name?

• 1:03:13Speaker 11

  Uh, I have many bakers.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, name it after one of them.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's.

• 1:03:17Speaker 11

  Oh no, I have.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Is that you, behind the counter?

• 1:03:20Speaker 11

  No, that's my cashier.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cashier.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  This is false marketing, honey's not even there and she's definitely not baking any of that shit.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  And that's your store next to it, right?

• 1:03:27Speaker 11

  Yes.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  I've been in there.

• 1:03:28Speaker 11

  Yes, that's where we had, uh, Tiger Belly.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we did a Tiger Belly there and also we ate, um, Balut there.

• 1:03:35Speaker 11

  Balut, yes.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you sell Balut at your store?

• 1:03:38Speaker 11

  No.

• 1:03:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  God, the worst, that day was one of the worst days of my life on the show. Do you sell cigarettes at that store next door?

• 1:03:44Speaker 11

  Yes, yes.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think, I would hope so.

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  Have you been to Sabu? It's so beautiful.

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  That, that, the name of the store looks like it's Marlboro.

• 1:03:49Speaker 11

  See, Lola Fay Store.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  Lola Fay?

• 1:03:51Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  What's Lola Fay mean?

• 1:03:53Speaker 11

  It's a grand, grand muffet. That's the name, the name, or, yeah.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  That's great. Why, why the big Marlboro sign?

• 1:04:00Speaker 11

  Because we sell the cigarette.

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  Everybody smokes.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Does everybody smoke in the Philippines?

• 1:04:06Speaker 11

  Yeah, almost everybody.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  You don't smoke?

• 1:04:08Speaker 11

  I used to.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Rudy, you don't smoke.

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Look, you, you look in there, you can get all kinds of stuff.

• 1:04:13Speaker 11

  Yes, chicken, rice, everything, name it, you have it.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  What's the weirdest thing you have there?

• 1:04:18Speaker 11

  Um.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Like sulfate?

• 1:04:20Speaker 11

  Yeah, bro. Why sulfate? There's birth control, so in condoms. Yeah, birth, condoms, birth control.

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  Is the birth control also in those rice pins on the floor?

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  There's just a stack of them.

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  Do you have like a plan B?

• 1:04:33Speaker 11

  What plan B? Uh, no, that's, that's, we don't have it there.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is abortion illegal in Sabu, in the Philippines?

• 1:04:39Speaker 11

  No, it's not, it's illegal.

• 1:04:40Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 1:04:40Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:42Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:04:42Andrew Santino?

  They have plan B?

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  That's why you have so many kids.

• 1:04:44Speaker 11

  Yeah, that's why we have a lot of kids.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. How, how many times do you see the man who slices his brother in half with a machete?

• 1:04:50Speaker 11

  Oh, Tio Carlo. Oh.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do you see him often?

• 1:04:54Speaker 11

  Often.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  There's a man that slices his brother in half and he wrote, walks the street.

• 1:04:58Speaker 11

  He's my uncle.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  I've met him many times.

• 1:05:00Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:05:01Bobby Lee?

  Sliced him in half.

• 1:05:01Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:05:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:02Speaker 11

  It was scary.

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  And now he's just walking around.

• 1:05:04Speaker 11

  Our family's evil.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I remember, so when we, when I first went, I knew about this uncle. And he was at the airport.

• 1:05:12Speaker 11

  You were hugging him.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  I immediately, because I don't want to get sliced.

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the machete man?

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, somebody has sliced somebody with a machete, but you hug them immediately.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  Uncle Machete, hi!

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  And I think I said something like, hey, you know, I'm a scoundrel.

• 1:05:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you are.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm a survivor.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, hey, whatever your family needs.

• 1:05:33Andrew Santino?

  Anything you need.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  Anything you need.

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  Do you want me to sharpen your machete?

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can buy you a brand new machete.

• 1:05:39Andrew Santino?

  I can buy you as many as you want.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many machete? Yeah, so, um...

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  Any guy that cuts someone in half.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  You really stay on their side.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  You stay, yeah. It just didn't wa- I've never seen anyone walk around in society who's sliced somebody in half with a machete.

• 1:05:51Andrew Santino?

  And he didn't serve any time at all?

• 1:05:53Speaker 07

  He served.

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  How long?

• 1:05:54Speaker 07

  Fifteen.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen years?

• 1:05:56Speaker 07

  Yes, he got paroled.

• 1:05:57Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  He got paroled?

• 1:05:59Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  So in the Philippines, you can kill somebody and then...

• 1:06:02Speaker 07

  Got paroled.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  You can get paroled.

• 1:06:03Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? We do that all the time here in the States.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 1:06:05Andrew Santino?

  People get out for murder all the time here. In fact, a lot of people here kill people and they don't even fucking gets, they don't, nothing happens.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:11Andrew Santino?

  It's, that's the craziest part. Then you hear of a case where someone will do something like stupid and small and they'll get nine years and you're like, what? That's the same as the guy who killed somebody.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, last kind of, may I ask some more questions?

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, um...

• 1:06:23Speaker 07

  I can go now?

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  No. No, no, no.

• 1:06:25Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:06:26Andrew Santino?

  Not if you said I was cute. You're staying.

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, talk more on the mic and that's, you know, that's...

• 1:06:30Speaker 07

  The mic is here.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  I know, and you move over like this.

• 1:06:32Speaker 07

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  She's doing fine.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel? How, because in Cebu, beautiful island, I've been there a couple of times. I might go back in a couple of months with the family.

• 1:06:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Um, how do you feel about the Koreans there?

• 1:06:46Speaker 07

  Uh, we hate the Koreans there. We hate the Koreans there, but we hate them. They're fine.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Why, why?

• 1:06:52Speaker 07

  They, they help the economy, so they're fine.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  The Koreans there are so cocky.

• 1:06:56Speaker 07

  They're trying to keep the land.

• 1:06:57Speaker 11

  Yeah, but they're mean.

• 1:06:58Speaker 07

  They're owning all the buildings, all the hotels.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what, they're mean here, too. That's not just over there.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:05Speaker 07

  Philippines.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But I see their behavior there. They look down on me.

• 1:07:09Andrew Santino?

  Why? Because you're an American Korean?

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 1:07:11Andrew Santino?

  They don't respect you.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  They don't respect shit from me, dude.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I come with my bling. What's up, dog? You know, you know how I do it, dude.

• 1:07:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're always bling.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  With my sway, you know what I mean?

• 1:07:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, your sway?

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:22Andrew Santino?

  Your swag?

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Whatever.

• 1:07:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up, dude?

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  So what, you guys get there, how mu- is it a large contingency of Koreans? There's a lot down there.

• 1:07:30Speaker 07

  Large. It's like Korean town.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  And the pale ones.

• 1:07:32Speaker 07

  The pale ones, and they hate us there because we're just brown.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  But it's your land.

• 1:07:39Speaker 07

  Well, they actually have their land.

• 1:07:41Speaker 11

  They can put up a lot of businesses so that's they can hate us and we can't do anything about it.

• 1:07:46Andrew Santino?

  This is very dark.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  I don't like that.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it either.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  That's so fucked up.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  It's fucked up.

• 1:07:52Speaker 11

  Well, they're richer than we are, so.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but that doesn't make it right. Imperialism.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  It's imperialism. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  Bye. Bye. That's not good.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Maybe a form of colonization. Is it?

• 1:08:03Speaker 11

  No, it's not. It's kinda.

• 1:08:05Speaker 07

  Filipinos think that they are superior because, you know, they have paler skin and we always praise them, they're more money and we just think that they're like so beautiful.

• 1:08:14Speaker 11

  Yeah, the white skin.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  You don't feel that way.

• 1:08:17Speaker 07

  No, I hate them.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  They're good.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I love it.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Do you hate Korean Americans or just Koreans over there?

• 1:08:23Speaker 07

  Just Koreans over there.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  But Korean Americans, how about them?

• 1:08:25Speaker 07

  I'm okay with them.

• 1:08:26Andrew Santino?

  Most of them.

• 1:08:27Speaker 07

  Most of them.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  What about Koreans in Korea?

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Should I start charging, should I start charging rent?

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:38Speaker 07

  I'm not saying you.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  Should I start charging things?

• 1:08:40Speaker 07

  I'm saying Koreans in the Philippines.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  I gave you a birthday present today. Right? Would the Cebu Koreans do that? No.

• 1:08:47Speaker 07

  No.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay? Watch your mouth.

• 1:08:49Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:50Speaker 07

  You're not even Korean.

• 1:08:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're not even Korean. You're San Diego.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean by that?

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  She's right.

• 1:08:56Speaker 07

  You're not Korean. You're.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  What am I?

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Look into those eyes.

• 1:08:59Speaker 07

  You're an American.

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, if you can. You're an American.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  I'm an American.

• 1:09:02Speaker 07

  You're an American.

• 1:09:03Andrew Santino?

  God bless. You're about, you're about as American as it gets. You're born in San Diego. You did live the like the white American life.

• 1:09:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  And that's why you don't want me to go out with you and the other Koreans because you're embarrassed about the lack of your own culture.

• 1:09:20Andrew Santino?

  This is really what it's fancy.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  I love it.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  That's what this is.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:25Andrew Santino?

  Because you don't go to church like all those Koreans did when you were, when, you know, like, you don't, you're not a church Korean. You're not one of them.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Yup.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh wow.

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  Your dad owned businesses?

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:36Andrew Santino?

  What's the one thing the Philippines has that we don't, that you just can't get here? That you miss more than anything in the world?

• 1:09:41Speaker 11

  Uh, the Filipino delicacies, like the bud bud. It's a rice cake.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Bud bud?

• 1:09:48Speaker 11

  We wrap it in.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what, let me, what, what is the repeating of things that you guys?

• 1:09:52Speaker 11

  That's how it is in the Philippines.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  They wanna make sure that you heard them.

• 1:09:55Speaker 11

  Bud bud.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:09:56Speaker 11

  B U D, B U D.

• 1:09:57Speaker 08

  Bud bud, kar kar.

• 1:09:58Speaker 11

  Bud bud.

• 1:09:59Speaker 08

  Sing, sing.

• 1:09:59Speaker 11

  Kar kar, correct, yes.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:01Speaker 08

  Bang, bang.

• 1:10:01Speaker 11

  Correct.

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 08

  Correct, correct, correct, correct.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, let, let, let's say a couple of just, uh, you know what I mean?

• 1:10:07Speaker 08

  Bud bud.

• 1:10:07Speaker 11

  Yeah, it's so good.

• 1:10:09Speaker 07

  It's so good.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Is, is, is this something? Tok tok.

• 1:10:13Speaker 07

  Tok tok is knock.

• 1:10:14Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:10:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, see? They just say it, yeah.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:18Andrew Santino?

  That's elementary.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, alright.

• 1:10:20Andrew Santino?

  Talk, talk, it's tok tok, it's like.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  That's where they got it from.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  How about ping ping?

• 1:10:26Speaker 11

  You can say that.

• 1:10:27Bobby Lee?

  But is there, is there anything that's, that?

• 1:10:29Speaker 11

  But there's no such thing as ping ping.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  What about, uh, bokti?

• 1:10:32Speaker 11

  What?

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  Bokti.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Bokti.

• 1:10:34Speaker 11

  Bokti.

• 1:10:35Speaker 08

  Bokti.

• 1:10:35Speaker 11

  Bokti, what, no, nothing.

• 1:10:36Speaker 07

  No, no bokti.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Okla.

• 1:10:38Speaker 11

  Yeah, okla.

• 1:10:39Speaker 07

  Okla.

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Okra the vegetable?

• 1:10:41Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:10:43Andrew Santino?

  Now you're just naming things that are.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, potato.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:48Speaker 08

  Broccoli, broccoli.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, it's interesting.

• 1:10:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, how do you say mango? What's mango?

• 1:10:52Speaker 11

  Mangga.

• 1:10:53Speaker 08

  Mangga.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Mangga.

• 1:10:53Speaker 08

  Mangga, mangga.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Dude, what do you call the fucking cartoon, uh, the, um, illustrations?

• 1:10:58Speaker 11

  Huh?

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Anime, they call them mangas, right?

• 1:11:01Speaker 11

  Mangas, yeah.

• 1:11:02Bobby Lee?

  So there's a difference between manga and manga?

• 1:11:04Speaker 11

  Manga.

• 1:11:05Speaker 07

  Oh, no, but it's manga, right? The mango is just manga.

• 1:11:10Speaker 08

  Mangga.

• 1:11:10Speaker 07

  There's no S.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  And then, and the other thing is what?

• 1:11:13Speaker 11

  Mangas.

• 1:11:13Bobby Lee?

  Manga.

• 1:11:14Speaker 08

  Mangas.

• 1:11:15Bobby Lee?

  Manga.

• 1:11:15Speaker 11

  Oh.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  Have you ever seen that on TikTok sometimes? The guy will say, how do you say frog in Japanese? And how do you say that? And it'll all be the exact same word, like five times. Have you ever never?

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how to explain this video, but he'll say it to, oh, there, it's the second video. Second one down, second.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this guy, watch, this is fascinating.

• 1:11:34Speaker 12

  What's rain in Japanese? Ame. How about candy? Ame?

• 1:11:41Speaker 12

  Ame? Ame? Okay.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:11:45Speaker 12

  I have another one. What's frog? Kairu. And to change? Kairu.

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, stop, push pause. AJ, are you gonna frog?

• 1:12:01Andrew Santino?

  Kaiyuu.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  No, it's like change.

• 1:12:04Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're saying? Like frog and change is the same word?

• 1:12:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  But the longer version of this is-

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't like those pants, you should frog it.

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  That's actually kinda cool.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, frog it.

• 1:12:15Andrew Santino?

  Frog those pants.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, frog those pants right now.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  He says, there's one compilation where he's like-

• 1:12:23Andrew Santino?

  The longest one is like nine times of him saying the same word with like little tiny inflection and it's saying-

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  They say they're hard workers, but they're kinda lazy.

• 1:12:32Andrew Santino?

  They're kinda lazy.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  They got lazy with their language a little bit.

• 1:12:36Andrew Santino?

  It's insane, it's crazy, is that it?

• 1:12:39Speaker 12

  How do you say shoulder in Japanese? Kata. How about stiff? Kata.

• 1:12:45Speaker 12

  How about, "I bought a shoulder massager." Kata tataki kata. How about this? "I bought a shoulder massager because my shoulder was stiff, but it was hard to use on my shoulders."

• 1:13:02Andrew Santino?

  I mean, isn't this basically the thesis of this show?

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:13:07Andrew Santino?

  That's like this show.

• 1:13:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, you guys both mean-

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Translate that in English.

• 1:13:19Andrew Santino?

  He's actually saying, "I bought a shoulder massager because it was hard to massage my shoulders."

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 1:13:25Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible. Wow.

• 1:13:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're gonna get you some bad bad and put put and snak tak.

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna get you all that good shit. Adobo, sinigang, what's sinigang?

• 1:13:36Speaker 11

  Sinigang, it's soup, sour soup.

• 1:13:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I like sour soup.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:41Speaker 11

  Yeah, it's so good.

• 1:13:41Speaker 07

  There's a bread that's called burikat.

• 1:13:43Speaker 11

  Burikat.

• 1:13:44Speaker 07

  It's-

• 1:13:45Speaker 11

  It's red.

• 1:13:46Speaker 07

  English definition is a slut.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  What's the grossest thing you could eat in the Philippines?

• 1:13:52Andrew Santino?

  Balut is by far, thank you, I keep saying that. You love it.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  It's the gro- that's the grossest thing you can eat there?

• 1:14:01Speaker 11

  I don't, I think for me it is.

• 1:14:02Andrew Santino?

  I mean, it's like a, it's like a half-alive bird.

• 1:14:05Speaker 11

  Yeah.

• 1:14:06Bobby Lee?

  It's not alive, it's fermented.

• 1:14:08Andrew Santino?

  Brrr.

• 1:14:08Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:14:09Andrew Santino?

  But it's like half-birth.

• 1:14:10Bobby Lee?

  You would try it, though. Oh, you tried it?

• 1:14:12Andrew Santino?

  We did. I threw up, I threw up. I couldn't. It's a fertilized duck egg, but you can see the duck.

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the brains, all that stuff.

• 1:14:18Andrew Santino?

  La la la la la.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  La la la la. Yeah.

• 1:14:20Andrew Santino?

  Balut and quinalas, a noodle soup that features brains from a pork or beef head, served in a thick.

• 1:14:25Speaker 07

  The pig's blood, I guess, is also.

• 1:14:26Speaker 11

  No, pig's, pig's blood is good. I eat it.

• 1:14:30Bobby Lee?

  But it even, balut come about, like, let's, we should cook the egg now. No, we'll wait seven months.

• 1:14:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:14:38Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Is it a, what was that?

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  I, well, I don't know. Something, but it's a delicacy, is it not? No.

• 1:14:44Speaker 11

  Number of days. It's the number of days. If you keep it for twenty-one days.

• 1:14:48Bobby Lee?

  What's, what's, what's abuso?

• 1:14:49Speaker 11

  Abuso?

• 1:14:50Bobby Lee?

  Abuol. Abuol.

• 1:14:52Speaker 11

  Abuol.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Sauteed weaver ants.

• 1:14:54Speaker 11

  I've never tried that.

• 1:14:54Speaker 07

  I've never seen it.

• 1:14:55Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, that sounds really good.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  What's, what's pinaconpangan? Wait, pinaconpangan?

• 1:14:59Speaker 11

  Pinacon.

• 1:15:00Bobby Lee?

  Pinaconpangan?

• 1:15:02Speaker 11

  Eating a live chicken?

• 1:15:03Andrew Santino?

  Pinaconpangan.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's a dish made by beating a live chicken. Oh, my god, dude. You, tell me about that. Tell me about pinaconpangan.

• 1:15:12Speaker 11

  I've never tried it.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  Try, you have to know about it.

• 1:15:16Speaker 11

  What is?

• 1:15:16Bobby Lee?

  You're from there. What is a pinaconpangan, man? That's insane, dude.

• 1:15:19Andrew Santino?

  All right. Do you have any words of wisdom, honey, to leave us with before we go?

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Do you guys eat dog there?

• 1:15:23Speaker 11

  Uh, they, some people do, but I don't.

• 1:15:25Speaker 07

  Our uncles.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay. They, they eat it?

• 1:15:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, I saw.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:15:31Andrew Santino?

  What kind?

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  What kind?

• 1:15:32Speaker 11

  Any kind of dog.

• 1:15:33Speaker 07

  It was like a stray dog. And they just got it and they started, like, peeling off the skin and.

• 1:15:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, all right, anyway.

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:15:42Bobby Lee?

  Is that it?

• 1:15:42Andrew Santino?

  That's such a good end.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:44Andrew Santino?

  Started peeling, you guys have to do it. Will you, will you look in the camera at the same time and say, "Thank you for being a bad friend"? One, two, three.

• 1:15:49Speaker 11

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:15:53Andrew Santino?

  God, they sound the exact same, too.

• 1:16:19Speaker 06

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