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0:30 Speaker 01 You two are bad friends.
0:31 Speaker 02 Who are these two idiots?
0:33 Speaker 01 A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
0:38 Speaker 02 Well, you two are something.
0:40 Speaker 01 We're bad friends.
0:42 Andrew Santino? Well, look at who's back.
0:43 Bobby Lee? Hello.
0:44 Andrew Santino? Look who's back.
0:45 Speaker 05 Hello.
0:45 Bobby Lee? Hello, Porgs.
0:48 Bobby Lee? You know, it was really good to see you when I walked into the studio.
0:52 Speaker 05 I felt a laugh.
0:53 Bobby Lee? Did you really?
0:54 Speaker 05 No.
0:55 Bobby Lee? I hugged you twice.
0:57 Bobby Lee? I hugged you twice.
0:57 Speaker 05 But with some extra touching.
0:59 Bobby Lee? With some scratchies. I love doing scratchies with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some nipple, some Porg nipple scratchies are good.
1:05 Andrew Santino? Yeah, a couple of tickles for the boy.
1:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07 Andrew Santino? You're back from España. Had some family time. How are you feeling?
1:11 Speaker 05 Okay.
1:12 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:12 Speaker 05 Yeah, happy to be back.
1:14 Andrew Santino? Are you happy to be back for real?
1:15 Speaker 05 Especially because I saw you guys tried to replace me.
1:18 Andrew Santino? We didn't try. We.
1:20 Bobby Lee? We did.
1:21 Andrew Santino? We're very.
1:22 Bobby Lee? We absolutely did.
1:23 Andrew Santino? That guy was fantastic.
1:24 Bobby Lee? We found a wonder kid, dude. Yeah.
1:26 Andrew Santino? He's the best, the big C.
1:27 Bobby Lee? Dynamic, the big C, dude. Are you threatened?
1:30 Speaker 05 A little bit.
1:32 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:33 Andrew Santino? Well, you didn't edit that episode, did you? No, but George did, and you watched it? Did you watch it?
1:37 Speaker 05 I did.
1:38 Andrew Santino? You did. I know he watched it like a sick little weirdo.
1:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:42 Andrew Santino? He's not as good as me. There is no way he is as good as me. And he was, wasn't he?
1:48 Speaker 05 He was.
1:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:49 Andrew Santino? Yeah, we flew him across the country just to temporarily replace you, but nobody, nobody, bad friends, no one can replace Fancy B.
1:57 Bobby Lee? No.
1:57 Andrew Santino? We're happy he's back. He's back.
2:00 Bobby Lee? Also, um, the Big C doesn't really know what food is.
2:05 Andrew Santino? I don't think he eats.
2:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I mean, everything, we brought him to, um, John and Vinnie's, right?
2:10 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
2:10 Bobby Lee? And everything was like, I don't like it.
2:13 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Well, the first thing you brought out was, was like a burrata or something, and he had no fucking idea what that.
2:18 Bobby Lee? What it was.
2:19 Andrew Santino? Never seen burrata before in his entire life.
2:20 Bobby Lee? He thought it was a dead ghost.
2:22 Andrew Santino? Yeah. An old ghost?
2:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
2:25 Andrew Santino? And we had, oh, he hated the gem salad.
2:26 Bobby Lee? Gem salad, didn't I?
2:27 Andrew Santino? By the way, it's just lettuce. It's a Caesar salad.
2:31 Speaker 06 He hated it.
2:31 Bobby Lee? With a little spice in it.
2:33 Speaker 06 So good.
2:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he didn't like that. And then, um, what he did like was the anchovy pizza, which is strange.
2:39 Andrew Santino? He loved it.
2:40 Bobby Lee? No, there was no cheese on it, just red sauce and an anchovy stripped across it. And he liked that.
2:46 Andrew Santino? He was like, that one is pretty good.
2:50 Andrew Santino? I was like, the fish pizza is good?
2:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
2:52 Andrew Santino? You don't like any of the other pizza. He didn't like the tagliatelle. He didn't like the, he didn't like the, he didn't like the Bronx bomber, the meat pizza.
2:59 Bobby Lee? He's never had real pasta, I think.
3:01 Andrew Santino? No, he's never had.
3:02 Bobby Lee? I think it's a little too chewy for him or something.
3:04 Andrew Santino? He did, he went like this.
3:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, like that.
3:06 Andrew Santino? Like a horse, like trying to get rid of something.
3:08 Bobby Lee? And then, and then the embrace afterwards were, was as if we were never gonna see him again.
3:13 Andrew Santino? Well, we're probably not.
3:18 Andrew Santino? No, you know, we do, we, I will say this.
3:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
3:20 Andrew Santino? We do really, I don't want to give anything away to the fans. We are, we do love the Big C.
3:25 Bobby Lee? We like the Big C.
3:25 Andrew Santino? We will see him again.
3:26 Bobby Lee? I hope so.
3:27 Andrew Santino? We love him.
3:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he is, uh, unique. We gotta get him some, you know.
3:31 Andrew Santino? What?
3:32 Bobby Lee? Some action, I think.
3:36 Bobby Lee? Well, I mean, he, he's thirty, what, one, thirty-two, and then he hasn't had, since Dominican Republic had, in high school.
3:43 Andrew Santino? Thirteen years.
3:44 Bobby Lee? Which I don't even believe, do you believe that story or no?
3:46 Speaker 06 I don't think he's really had sex.
3:48 Andrew Santino? Come on.
3:49 Bobby Lee? Come on, what?
3:50 Andrew Santino? Of course, that's not real. He's never had sex.
3:52 Bobby Lee? He wanted a vivid detail about how it happened.
3:54 Andrew Santino? Yeah, cause he's been.
3:55 Bobby Lee? How she ran away, how she ran away afterwards and ran into the forest.
3:59 Andrew Santino? She was able to cut the ropes.
4:03 Andrew Santino? Escaping to the woods. And I was chasing her. Come back here, little girl.
4:10 Bobby Lee? It was a wild story.
4:11 Andrew Santino? He had an elaborate story because he, because he's been broached with this subject many times. People have said, uh, you know, he's been around another guy that's like, hey, you know, you working on anybody right now? You got anybody on your roster? No, no, not really. I had sex once in Dominican.
4:27 Bobby Lee? I think it's like, it's not like.
4:28 Andrew Santino? You know what? Yeah. Let's not make fun of that.
4:30 Bobby Lee? I'm not, we're not making fun of it.
4:31 Andrew Santino? Let's go backwards. I'm proud of him because he's saving himself for real love. That's what he said at dinner. He said he wants, he wants to meet real love.
4:38 Bobby Lee? I think that's what they all say.
4:41 Andrew Santino? Well, dude.
4:42 Bobby Lee? They all say that, right?
4:43 Andrew Santino? Either we take him to John and Vinnie's or.
4:45 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's true. That's true.
4:47 Andrew Santino? You won't screw with me, Homer.
4:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It did have feel that like, we should be extra nice to him.
4:52 Andrew Santino? Yeah, I don't want to.
4:53 Bobby Lee? Cause we don't know, we don't know.
4:54 Andrew Santino? I don't want to read about a Westfield mall in Jersey getting fucking lit up.
4:58 Bobby Lee? Oh my God, that would be, that would be the end of our podcast.
5:00 Andrew Santino? He's wearing a bad friends merch shirt. No, TMZ. Did you see the mug shots of the guys that robbed the Louvre?
5:08 Bobby Lee? No.
5:09 Andrew Santino? This is unreal.
5:12 Andrew Santino? Look at how hot these guys are.
5:14 Bobby Lee? I'll be the judge.
5:15 Andrew Santino? Is this a movie?
5:17 Speaker 06 That's Chase Crawford on the left.
5:19 Andrew Santino? No, but they're saying he looks, that's him on the right.
5:22 Bobby Lee? Wow. Look at his, oh my, hot.
5:25 Andrew Santino? Welcome to Hollywood.
5:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
5:28 Andrew Santino? They're going to cast this guy as soon, they're, you know what? Someone, someone is going to bust him out of jail and put him in a movie.
5:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
5:35 Andrew Santino? Remember the model, remember like the hot model that was.
5:37 Speaker 06 He's on like Tubi on like black stuff.
5:39 Bobby Lee? We should make a movie. I got it. We bust him out? Mangione, right?
5:44 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
5:44 Bobby Lee? You know what, what were the two brothers with the boss, with that, what's he, the young brother from the Boston Marathon? What's his name? Sarnaya?
5:50 Andrew Santino? We'll leave that guy in.
5:52 Bobby Lee? Well, he's cute though.
5:53 Andrew Santino? I know.
5:53 Bobby Lee? Bring him, is he?
5:54 Andrew Santino? Yeah, Jeremy Meeks.
5:55 Speaker 06 He's already an actor now.
5:57 Andrew Santino? He's famous, right? He got like, he got like, he's so famous.
5:59 Bobby Lee? Okay.
6:00 Andrew Santino? But go back to the mug shot of the guy that robbed the Louvre. I can't, I'm, I mean, honestly though, look at that guy's face.
6:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:06 Andrew Santino? That guy's a thief.
6:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, look at the neck proportions.
6:09 Andrew Santino? How easy would it be for this guy to get an older woman who's rich to give him money? Brother.
6:14 Bobby Lee? Right.
6:14 Andrew Santino? You don't need to rob.
6:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:16 Andrew Santino? You don't, this, what does it say? This is one of the two, right? That's one of the two. What's he, where's the other guy? Is the other guy, they keep showing him. So obviously the other guy is not, uh. No, he's, he's sexy too.
6:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
6:27 Andrew Santino? Is that Big C?
6:30 Andrew Santino? I went to Paris to rob the Louvre. I stole Mona Lisa.
6:36 Bobby Lee? Why is that happening? Hot guys doing this?
6:38 Andrew Santino? Why are hot guys robbing?
6:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah. When you look at Kyle Rittenhouse.
6:41 Andrew Santino? Hollywood's dead.
6:42 Bobby Lee? You're like, you get it, right?
6:44 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
6:45 Bobby Lee? You look at Rittenhouse, you're like, yeah. But when hotties are doing it, what's going on with our world?
6:50 Speaker 05 It's diversity, you know, it's killing that stuff.
6:52 Andrew Santino? This is DEI.
6:53 Speaker 05 Right.
6:54 Andrew Santino? DEI is like enough uggos, we need to start getting hot guys to rob.
6:58 Bobby Lee? Right.
6:58 Andrew Santino? This is the, this is the fucking, this is the lib contingency added again.
7:02 Bobby Lee? Oh my god, they're hot. So are they in trouble?
7:05 Andrew Santino? A little bit.
7:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah?
7:08 Andrew Santino? They used a crane to like-
7:09 Bobby Lee? But you didn't kill anybody?
7:10 Andrew Santino? They didn't do it, no, they didn't do it.
7:11 Speaker 05 Oh yeah, that crane company is from, from Germany.
7:14 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
7:14 Speaker 05 Their ads is like, you know, In-N-Out, faster than whatever, like they're selling through the roof.
7:19 Andrew Santino? Well, you might as well market, use the marketing. These guys stole a crane. And then they hoisted, uh, the ladder up to the window. Dude, it was in, it's in broad daylight. I mean, it was like in the middle. You can see it. It's not like it was like hidden and sneaky. They just put the crane up to the window, walked in and came out.
7:33 Bobby Lee? And so they, they got the merch?
7:36 Andrew Santino? They got merch, yeah.
7:37 Bobby Lee? Well, I mean, not merch, but they got, at the Louvre, they got paintings and stuff? What is it?
7:40 Speaker 05 No, just jewels.
7:41 Andrew Santino? Jewels.
7:42 Bobby Lee? They got jewels.
7:43 Andrew Santino? Our Rudy Jewels, they stole-
7:44 Bobby Lee? And then they-
7:45 Andrew Santino? She was in there.
7:46 Bobby Lee? Then they got out?
7:47 Andrew Santino? And they escaped.
7:48 Bobby Lee? And they escaped, and then they caught them.
7:50 Andrew Santino? But some rat, somebody ratted them out.
7:52 Bobby Lee? Oh, the rat. Who's the rat? Google the rat.
7:54 Andrew Santino? Google the rat?
7:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
7:55 Andrew Santino? Wait, wait, wait, go back. I'm sorry, I want to see that real fast. It says, "The heist is valued at 88 million euros. That's 102 million American dollars."
8:01 Bobby Lee? Wow.
8:01 Andrew Santino? "Eight pieces of historic French jewelry." Fuck the French, who cares?
8:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
8:05 Andrew Santino? No, we love the French, we love the French.
8:07 Bobby Lee? They came this close to getting away.
8:09 Andrew Santino? I know.
8:09 Bobby Lee? It's amazing.
8:10 Andrew Santino? I would, they should have let them go.
8:12 Bobby Lee? I would start small if I wanted to rob.
8:15 Andrew Santino? What would you rob?
8:17 Bobby Lee? Well, I would start like back, like my high school days, like Kit Kats and, you know what I mean?
8:21 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah, yeah.
8:21 Bobby Lee? And then you would, you would still like, okay, I got away with that. And the next thing you would rob is like shoes from Payless Shoes or something.
8:28 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
8:29 Bobby Lee? Right? Like I got loafers.
8:31 Andrew Santino? By the way, that's why they went out of business.
8:34 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah.
8:34 Andrew Santino? Everyone stole from that place.
8:35 Bobby Lee? Oh, the next one is, you know, if you go to like San Francisco, you went to the CVS where everything is locked up now.
8:41 Andrew Santino? You think I went into a CVS in San Francisco? I went from my hotel to the club to the hotel to the club.
8:44 Bobby Lee? Oh, I went to a CVS.
8:45 Andrew Santino? I did not walk outside.
8:47 Bobby Lee? We were both in San Francisco and
8:48 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
8:48 Bobby Lee? the CVS, you know how in LA, half the things are locked up? At fucking San Francisco CVS, right?
8:54 Andrew Santino? It's all.
8:55 Bobby Lee? Toothpicks locked up.
8:56 Andrew Santino? Well, those are weapons.
8:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, oh, yeah.
8:58 Andrew Santino? That's how they broke into the Louvre.
8:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I mean, everything.
9:02 Andrew Santino? Yeah, but, but I will say the city
9:03 Bobby Lee? Bengay locked up.
9:05 Andrew Santino? Well.
9:05 Bobby Lee? I buy a lot of Bengay, I'll tell you this.
9:07 Andrew Santino? It's funny that it's locked up up there.
9:09 Bobby Lee? What? Chips. Yeah, it's crazy. And then there's so many of those buttons.
9:13 Andrew Santino? Who loves chips?
9:14 Bobby Lee? I wonder.
9:16 Andrew Santino? All of us.
9:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, all of us.
9:18 Andrew Santino? We all love chips.
9:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And then there's one person, some poor Filipino lady where you have to she just happened to be. But, you know, you're pressing the button, but you have to imagine there's 40 buttons being pressed throughout the fucking
9:31 Andrew Santino? Help an aisle, help an aisle.
9:33 Bobby Lee? She's the key master. She's got 50,000 keys around her neck, just running through the fucking, like, yeah. What about this? Why don't you just get one guy per aisle?
9:45 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
9:46 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? Like, eh, dude, I'm the fucking, you know what I mean? Deodorant guy.
9:50 Andrew Santino? I'm the cereal boy.
9:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you'll be cereal, I'll be deodorant, and I have all the deodorant keys. Right? McCon, I don't know what you would do. Okay.
10:00 Andrew Santino? What's going on? Are you stunned right now?
10:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what's going on?
10:02 Speaker 06 I thought he was gonna tell me what I was gonna do.
10:04 Andrew Santino? No, he's, he doesn't know.
10:04 Bobby Lee? I was giving you the option. I'm, I'm the CVS fucking manager. I go, what do you, what do you want? What do you want to do? Like, what aisle do you want?
10:11 Speaker 06 I do the condoms.
10:13 Bobby Lee? Oh, fuck, okay. Give him the condoms.
10:16 Andrew Santino? Why? Because you don't use them?
10:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
10:18 Speaker 06 It'd be fun to monitor that one versus the other ones. Keep an eye.
10:22 Bobby Lee? Can I, can I?
10:23 Andrew Santino? Speaking of McCon and love, I, uh, was introduced to a new friend of his recently.
10:27 Speaker 06 Hmm.
10:27 Andrew Santino? Hmm.
10:29 Speaker 06 It ended later that evening.
10:32 Andrew Santino? Never mind.
10:34 Bobby Lee? Wait, you found love and then you ended it?
10:35 Andrew Santino? Well, I met up, we went to the Dodger game and uh, we afterwards, I said, hey, we're gonna walk down the hill because you can't get a fucking Uber. I was like, we're gonna walk over the hill and probably go to shortstop or grab a beer, just hang out. And then so we went to Little Joy and I said, come meet us. And this guy, this is how nervous he was in front of this girl. I haven't seen him like this in a long time. I was pretty hammered. And I was just giving him cash, just handing him cash, like get her a drink, get her, go get her food. And he was nervous, I could tell because when he showed up late, I go, where did you go? He was late. He goes, I thought you said little boy. I'm like, there is no little boy bar. There's no little boy bar dude, there's Little Joy and it's literally across from your house.
11:09 Bobby Lee? Wow, you know what I did?
11:10 Speaker 06 What'd you do?
11:10 Bobby Lee? On the flight to San Francisco, there was a attendant, a flight attendant, she was beautiful. So I wrote her a letter.
11:18 Speaker 06 Oh my.
11:18 Speaker 05 Oh yeah. Restraining order now.
11:24 Speaker 05 No more Delta flight.
11:25 Bobby Lee? The guy next to me.
11:27 Andrew Santino? Fancy is back.
11:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I was sitting next to the, a businessman. I go, excuse me, sir, do you have a pen? He's like, yes, young man, I have a pen. Gives me the pen. So I take the um, you know, the throw up bag?
11:40 Andrew Santino? Barf bag?
11:41 Bobby Lee? The barf bag.
11:41 Andrew Santino? Barf bag love note.
11:42 Bobby Lee? Right, and I wrote this like, you're so pretty and you know, here's my number, this and that. My Instagram, everything, right?
11:48 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
11:49 Bobby Lee? Nothing.
11:50 Andrew Santino? Well, did you check your requests and all that stuff?
11:52 Bobby Lee? I checked it. I've been checking it for days.
11:55 Andrew Santino? But did you get her name, was her name on her name tag?
11:57 Bobby Lee? No.
11:58 Andrew Santino? No, uh, so that would have been a, that would have been a.
12:00 Bobby Lee? I, I, I looked at the phone, you know, when you do DMs, you're not a single guy, but I know. I, I, you know, I go through it, you know what I mean?
12:05 Andrew Santino? You siphon through all?
12:06 Bobby Lee? I siphoned through all the, the, uh, profile pics, pictures, yeah.
12:10 Andrew Santino? Nothing. Yeah.
12:11 Bobby Lee? And you know, and you take a risk like that, but it was, she was so pretty, Andrew, that I had to take a risk.
12:18 Andrew Santino? That's really, she must have been, this much, she must have been a smoke show.
12:20 Bobby Lee? She was a smoke show.
12:21 Andrew Santino? What airline are we talking?
12:22 Bobby Lee? Alaska.
12:24 Speaker 06 Oh no.
12:25 Andrew Santino? Was she Alaskan?
12:26 Bobby Lee? No, she was just a, a white girl. She was so attractive. And I thought, you know, I mean, you know, she smiled at me and this and that, so you know.
12:34 Andrew Santino? Listen up Alaska Airlines.
12:36 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, wait.
12:37 Speaker 05 You didn't talk to her, you just wrote her a letter? That's like, high school stuff, like.
12:42 Andrew Santino? Wow.
12:44 Bobby Lee? And I put checkmark, like checkboxes, like if you like me, yes or no, that doesn't work?
12:48 Speaker 06 Self sabotage.
12:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and, and that thing with the hand that with the. I gave her one of those.
12:53 Andrew Santino? You go to prom with me.
12:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, she, uh.
12:57 Andrew Santino? Well, Alaska Airlines is easily huntable. Anybody out there that works for Alaska, there's a flight out of Burbank that goes to SFO.
13:01 Bobby Lee? I do she, oh, she didn't find me attractive.
13:04 Andrew Santino? Sure she did. You're very attractive.
13:06 Speaker 06 No, there's lots of rich, famous guys in first class and Bobby's just one of them. So she has a pick.
13:11 Andrew Santino? Ah.
13:11 Bobby Lee? Oh, that could be it.
13:12 Andrew Santino? She's getting a lot of barf bag love notes.
13:13 Speaker 06 Exactly.
13:15 Andrew Santino? She got a stack of barf bag love notes at the end.
13:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I mean, you, you, I mean, would you take a risk like that or no?
13:22 Speaker 06 No, because I feel like you'd be called like lame or something in a group text after.
13:26 Bobby Lee? Oh, so what you're departing the plane, there's no time to talk.
13:30 Speaker 06 They're at work. It's not time to talk to girls.
13:31 Bobby Lee? So you can, you can never see her again?
13:33 Speaker 06 No, you gotta book another flight.
13:35 Andrew Santino? You think that never happens?
13:36 Speaker 06 I don't want to be a part of that.
13:38 Andrew Santino? That's, you're not interested?
13:40 Speaker 06 No, I don't want like to be made fun of in public or someone like film me like, look at this guy asking this girl out.
13:45 Andrew Santino? Oh, you don't want to end up on a TikTok?
13:47 Speaker 06 Yeah, that's scary.
13:48 Andrew Santino? Okay, so I'm a flight attendant.
13:50 Speaker 06 Exactly.
13:50 Andrew Santino? Get ready with me when I talk about a creep McGreep. And then they do a breakdown of it. Yeah, I know that. I've seen, I've watched, I've literally, there's flight attendants who do TikToks and I, I see them sometimes and they talk about passengers.
14:03 Bobby Lee? TikTok my fucking barf now.
14:04 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah.
14:05 Bobby Lee? Oh my God, that'd be so embarrassing.
14:08 Andrew Santino? But you didn't say anything, you, all you said was, I find you attractive. Well, what did you say?
14:11 Bobby Lee? I drew a, a, a, a, a very detailed, you know what I mean?
14:15 Andrew Santino? Swastika?
14:15 Bobby Lee? No, of my penis. No. No, so here, cause 15 years ago, I was, I don't know what airport I was in, but I was sitting there and this lovely lady sat next to me. And I think this was before I met Kalila and we had a conversation and she was very pretty.
14:34 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
14:34 Bobby Lee? And very nice. And I never got her information. I always felt, I think about that. And then sometimes, you know, you'll run through the airport, you'll just see somebody, you'll guess, you'll lock eyes with the girl, a little smile. And you're like, oh, that's a missed opportunity. And so from now on, I don't want to miss those opportunities. If I, if I feel like.
14:53 Speaker 06 That's cool.
14:54 Andrew Santino? Take them. Shoot that shot.
14:55 Bobby Lee? Andreas, what?
14:55 Andrew Santino? Shoot that shot.
14:57 Bobby Lee? What? You're smiling? I don't like it.
14:59 Speaker 05 Well, I'm just saying, without your glasses that you don't have, right? Like you don't see that well, like two, two feet apart. So I don't know if those smiles that you see are directed at you, you know, or you're imagining them.
15:17 Andrew Santino? You do have tremendously dog shit vision. You think everyone's smiling at you.
15:24 Andrew Santino? Everywhere Bobby goes.
15:25 Bobby Lee? Dude, that made me so angry.
15:29 Bobby Lee? It's so, it makes me so angry. I don't know what it is. I mean, welcome back, but I don't know, dude, you know?
15:35 Andrew Santino? Why don't, why don't you look up missed connections? Cause I guarantee you, there's, there's a missed connections website. You know, is that Craigslist that does it?
15:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
15:44 Andrew Santino? Starbucks in Santa Monica. Let's zoom in. I am the Asian female that was hesitant, but talked briefly of her coffee about a month ago. If I'm around and still interested, left to have coffee again. This is like wildly sad. It's, it's beautiful, but sad as fuck.
15:56 Bobby Lee? This is what I'm talking about. This is why you have to seize the moment, you know what I mean? And maybe I am blind and I can't see the smiles. Okay. But it doesn't matter because maybe one of them are a smile, you know?
16:06 Andrew Santino? Looking for Sarah from Pasadena, I think.
16:10 Bobby Lee? These are heartbreaking.
16:10 Andrew Santino? We should respond to some of these.
16:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:12 Andrew Santino? We should just be Sarah. Well, you, look, you gotta shoot your shot.
16:15 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:16 Andrew Santino? You're single and free. You gotta keep shooting your shot until you find love and it's out there.
16:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
16:20 Andrew Santino? Could it be on Alaska Airlines? Maybe.
16:22 Speaker 06 This guy needs to apologize.
16:24 Andrew Santino? Asking the Italian girl of my dreams for an opportunity to apologize in Lancaster. My only sin was to love you too much. I miss how it used to be. You never, you're never alone. I'll always be there if you need me. I still love you.
16:36 Bobby Lee? Oh my God, these are so heartbreaking.
16:38 Andrew Santino? Well, it's even sadder. It's that it's on Craigslist. I don't even, do people use Craigslist heavily now? I don't think anybody uses that anymore. Facebook Marketplace took it over. That's exactly what it is.
16:47 Bobby Lee? There's a lot of love lost and missed connections in this world right now.
16:52 Andrew Santino? Well, how do we, how do we mend that?
16:55 Andrew Santino? How do we mend it?
16:55 Bobby Lee? I don't know.
16:56 Andrew Santino? I'll tell you where there's a lot of love. San Francisco. Holy fuck, man. Those gays go fucking bananas. They have, they have the most fun. I got hit on a bunch.
17:03 Bobby Lee? I got hit on not one time while I was there. I can't, I was out.
17:07 Andrew Santino? You got no guys?
17:08 Bobby Lee? I get no gay love. No.
17:10 Andrew Santino? I'm, I sit up at the bar to have dinner and I'm.
17:11 Bobby Lee? Oh yeah. I didn't go to any bars.
17:13 Andrew Santino? No, a dinner. I had dinner at the restaurant, but I, I mean, the hotel bar.
17:15 Bobby Lee? There's another thing that happened. I have a couple of things that happened, but another thing that happened was I, I get a text from some random number saying, hey.
17:24 Bobby Lee? Can you speak at my meeting?
17:26 Andrew Santino? That's cool.
17:26 Bobby Lee? Right, so I go, I didn't, I ignored it, and then, you know what I mean? He was kind of, you know, persistent. So I said, okay, I'll do it, you know, and so I show up. And so there's this one guy in, in the program. He's the biggest rock star, right? And he's a guy that I've met for the last 20 years. He has no idea who I am. It's almost, you know how you meet somebody and you, they act as if they've never met you before?
17:53 Andrew Santino? You've met a bunch?
17:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, I've, I've been introduced to him, but it, it just, I mean, he's an old rock legend.
17:59 Andrew Santino? Okay.
18:00 Bobby Lee? And so now I'm speaking at this meeting and he's sitting there with his wife in the second row. He's never seen me talk, really. And I have a 30 minutes, I'm the main speaker, right? And so I'm like, all right, I'm gonna, you know.
18:14 Andrew Santino? You're doing some time?
18:15 Bobby Lee? Well, but you know, I was like, I, I got, I gotta hit this.
18:19 Andrew Santino? Yeah. What's your, what's your opener?
18:23 Bobby Lee? My opener? It's getting so cheesy, I, I can't, I.
18:25 Andrew Santino? Please.
18:26 Bobby Lee? Ah, I don't wanna do it. Because here's the thing is, is that I have to, um.
18:30 Andrew Santino? For the fans.
18:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, I will. So what you're doing is, it's not just, you can't go up there because there's this other comic that spoke once and he did his act, literally. You know what I mean?
18:40 Andrew Santino? He did his tight ten.
18:41 Bobby Lee? He did his stand-up and he lost the room, half the people walked out. And people, you know, a lot of people know I'm a comedian, so it's like you can't go in like, and try to be funny.
18:50 Andrew Santino? Right.
18:51 Bobby Lee? So you start with real.
18:52 Andrew Santino? So?
18:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so I start, I just, first thing is I say, you know, I have to say that AA is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
19:00 Andrew Santino? True.
19:01 Bobby Lee? You know, and, um, when I was 17 years old, I, um, luckily got, you know, a spiritual awakening or psychic change, you know, and, um, and I move on from there, you know what I mean, about helping others and this and that, right? And, but then I go into, I know my. My, my, you know, pitch is, I can get funny.
19:24 Andrew Santino? You can.
19:25 Bobby Lee? Talk about my parents and stuff.
19:26 Andrew Santino? Right.
19:26 Bobby Lee? Right, so I do start doing acts, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?
19:33 Bobby Lee? And I'm doing it and I'm doing pretty good.
19:36 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
19:36 Bobby Lee? It's like 350 people, there are 300 people. It's a big, it's a big AA meeting. I look over and the guy's.
19:43 Andrew Santino? Oh, he's dead?
19:45 Bobby Lee? He looked like he was dead. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, ah.
19:49 Andrew Santino? He didn't hear a word you said.
19:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but anyway, um, yeah, he, but you know, I, um, my fantasy would be, you know what I mean? You know, come over to my house, you know what I mean?
20:02 Andrew Santino? Come over.
20:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
20:03 Andrew Santino? To the house.
20:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and then he, you know, and then it's like, you know, here's an original signs, you know, whatever, I don't know.
20:10 Andrew Santino? I get it, I get it.
20:11 Bobby Lee? Thank you, thank you, you know?
20:12 Andrew Santino? You'll get, I think you keep.
20:13 Bobby Lee? You know, I want to have that moment of like you, like you and Taylor Swift.
20:21 Bobby Lee? You know, like he says something funny and I'm like.
20:24 Bobby Lee? Very funny. I want that photo.
20:29 Bobby Lee? Everybody wants that photo, right, of just you and Obama or somebody, you know?
20:34 Speaker 05 Well, you had a redemption with another rock legend the other night at the Comedy Store.
20:37 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's when I had another redemption.
20:38 Andrew Santino? Who?
20:40 Bobby Lee? I think I could say it.
20:41 Andrew Santino? Kiedis?
20:41 Bobby Lee? Kiedis.
20:43 Andrew Santino? You redeemed yourself with Anthony?
20:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
20:45 Andrew Santino? Like now he's, you're back in his good graces? Did you speak to him for a while?
20:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
20:50 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
20:50 Andrew Santino? And?
20:51 Bobby Lee? It was magical.
20:52 Andrew Santino? He give you a signed copy of something?
20:54 Bobby Lee? No. But I, I almost went like this.
21:03 Bobby Lee? Almost, but.
21:04 Andrew Santino? You think that's, you think that's good?
21:10 Bobby Lee? Domino's, ay, man, you know what, dude?
21:13 Andrew Santino? What, baby?
21:14 Bobby Lee? I love two things in life.
21:15 Andrew Santino? Let me guess.
21:16 Bobby Lee? Specialty things? And pizzas, right?
21:19 Andrew Santino? I knew it.
21:19 Bobby Lee? What did Domino's do?
21:20 Andrew Santino? Do they do specialty pizzas?
21:21 Bobby Lee? They did both.
21:22 Andrew Santino? Are you serious?
21:22 Bobby Lee? A combo, dude, and just check it out, dude.
21:24 Andrew Santino? What?
21:25 Bobby Lee? Look at this red box here.
21:27 Andrew Santino? Delicious? You eat the box?
21:29 Bobby Lee? You know what it is?
21:29 Andrew Santino? What?
21:30 Bobby Lee? Extravaganza!
21:32 Andrew Santino? It's an extravaganza!
21:33 Bobby Lee? It's an extravaganza. I already took a bite here. I already had a piece, but I'm gonna have another bite of this extravaganza.
21:38 Andrew Santino? This extravaganza!
21:39 Bobby Lee? A super loaded deluxe pizza with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made with 100% real mozzarella.
21:50 Andrew Santino? I'm drooling right now. I'm drooling. I got a couple of really good pizzas on my table right now, and this one especially. This is a
21:56 Bobby Lee? Is that what I think it is?
21:58 Andrew Santino? That is the spicy chicken and bacon ranch. Ladies and gents, this thing is phenomenal. I love jalapenos, especially because I like a little spice and a kick, and they drizzle with a little buffalo sauce. Of course, it's made with 100% real mozzarella. Um, and in here, they got that grilled chicken breast, smoked bacon, and jalapenos. Probably one of my favorite combinations of food layered on delicious crispy crust. Ooh, Domino's!
22:20 Bobby Lee? You know, they have other ones. You know, Wisconsin.
22:23 Andrew Santino? Oh, oh my god. They have the Wisconsin.
22:25 Bobby Lee? Come over to the Wisconsin one.
22:26 Andrew Santino? They got the six cheese, the Wisconsin six cheese, and also your favorite city, Memphis, Memphis barbecue chicken.
22:32 Bobby Lee? Wow, and eh, wakalakaliki, dude.
22:34 Andrew Santino? And wakalakaliki, makikikimuku.
22:36 Bobby Lee? We got Honolulu Hawaiian, bro.
22:38 Andrew Santino? Honolulu Hawaiian is up there as well.
22:40 Bobby Lee? And Pacific veggie, dude.
22:42 Andrew Santino? They got so many different kinds of Domino's now, between the spinach and feta, the extravaganza, the mitza. They also got, yo, Philly cheesesteak, dude.
22:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
22:49 Andrew Santino? Yo, use it over there. Go get a Philly hoagie cheesesteak. They got the Philly cheesesteak pizza. Delicious. So, if you're at home and you're hungry, get yourself some Domino's.
22:59 Bobby Lee? Doop.com. Did you know there's a website that shows you identical versions of expensive products for way less? It's called, my friend, doop.com.
23:09 Andrew Santino? No, I have heard of this. By the way, because you, a lot of people are doing TikTok shopping. People are buying stuff off TikTok shop, and I'm telling you, you're paying way too much for all that stuff. Uh, I was able to find some fun stuff that I wanted to buy on TikTok, a little, uh, one of these little cleaners for my windows for my car, and it was, it was, I don't know, much cheaper. I think it was like 30 or 40% cheaper than it was on the internet. All you have to do, it's very, very simple. All you have to do is type in doop.com forward slash, uh, before any product URL, and it instantly shows you Similar or more affordable alternatives. All you do is just go to dupe.com and paste your URL, or even upload a product image and it's going to show you the cheapest version possible.
23:44 Bobby Lee? Dupe.com exposes the markup, so you're not paying double just for the same name.
23:50 Andrew Santino? That's right. That's the best part. Dupe.com is 100% free to use, by the way. No cost to you.
23:54 Bobby Lee? It's not.
23:54 Andrew Santino? Seriously, what do you have to lose to try it out? The holidays are very expensive and they're here and inflation is up. So why not go to dupe.com, show yourself the best price for yourself.
24:04 Bobby Lee? All right.
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24:37 Bobby Lee? Can I talk to you?
24:37 Andrew Santino? Please.
24:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Um, every Thursday, you know, we have to schedule all my therapy.
24:41 Andrew Santino? You always go to therapy on Thursday.
24:42 Bobby Lee? Without places like Talkspace, I'm not, I'm a goner.
24:45 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
24:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's very important.
24:47 Andrew Santino? It's extremely important. Therapy can be costly, by the way.
24:50 Bobby Lee? It can be.
24:51 Andrew Santino? And thank God for Talkspace. It's affordable and in-network with most insurance providers. And we are a big proponent of talking to someone on this show. And Talkspace therapy and psychiatry are covered by many insurance plans, like I said. And you can easily sign up online and get paired with a licensed therapist who's going to fit your needs well, typically within 48 hours, and you can always switch providers at no cost.
25:08 Bobby Lee? Talkspace makes getting help convenient because you can make your appointments from the comfort and privacy of your own home.
25:14 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's right.
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25:46 Bobby Lee? And you have a new movie coming out? All, all I get to TikTok is all his movie.
25:50 Andrew Santino? What movie?
25:51 Bobby Lee? The Magic Movie. Every other ad is the Magic Movie that you're in.
25:55 Andrew Santino? In the movie?
25:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you are in the Magic Movie.
25:56 Andrew Santino? I'm in one scene.
25:57 Bobby Lee? You're in the movie.
25:58 Speaker 05 And then you disappear?
26:02 Bobby Lee? You're on fire.
26:04 Andrew Santino? He's good.
26:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
26:06 Andrew Santino? Yeah, I'm in one's fucking.
26:08 Bobby Lee? It doesn't matter. You're in the movie.
26:10 Andrew Santino? Well.
26:10 Bobby Lee? And whenever I see that, I go, my boys in this. I'm so proud of them.
26:13 Andrew Santino? Shut up.
26:14 Bobby Lee? No, I'm being really, I'm real. That's good. Elite stuff. You know how little movies are being made? Right? And for somebody in our ecosystem, a stand-up, you know what I mean? An actor that gets into anything is a big deal. Let's have a, come on, man.
26:29 Andrew Santino? Thanks, man.
26:30 Bobby Lee? Step into your glory, dude.
26:34 Bobby Lee? What happens in it? What do you think?
26:36 Andrew Santino? In the movie? Now you see me.
26:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
26:40 Andrew Santino? And now you don't. I pop in and I pop.
26:43 Bobby Lee? Are you a patron? What is it? I mean, you can send an NDA. You can talk about your role.
26:48 Andrew Santino? Uh, well, I'm in the crowd and I'm yelling at, um, I'm yelling at them on stage. They're all on stage. Eisenberg.
26:57 Bobby Lee? Woody.
26:58 Andrew Santino? Woody and.
26:59 Bobby Lee? Morgan Freeman?
27:00 Andrew Santino? Fisher. No, Morgan's not there.
27:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
27:01 Andrew Santino? And Isla Fisher.
27:02 Bobby Lee? Isla Fisher.
27:03 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Woody was.
27:05 Bobby Lee? Well, talk to me about, um, can I?
27:07 Andrew Santino? Woody was, the coolest thing was meeting Woody. I was fascinated. I'm just, I wanted to meet him so bad.
27:10 Bobby Lee? Did he know who you were?
27:11 Andrew Santino? No, no, no, no, no. No, but he, but, but the director introduced me. He's like, oh, he's a comedian. Well, he's like, I love comedians. And he's like, he does a podcast. And he's like, I have a podcast. I was like, yeah. And then he was like.
27:21 Bobby Lee? Did you say that your podcast does better numbers?
27:24 Andrew Santino? Than his?
27:26 Bobby Lee? I mean, does it?
27:26 Andrew Santino? I checked on YouTube.
27:27 Bobby Lee? Does it?
27:28 Andrew Santino? No, I didn't look it up. I actually have no idea. I don't, does he do, does he have a pod or is he just starting it? But he was just talking about the world. He's fascinated. Oh, yeah, him and, him and, um, him and Ted Danson.
27:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
27:38 Andrew Santino? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Rad dude. Very nice guy. I'm, I'm more broken up right now because, uh, my boy got his title stripped away. My good friend.
27:49 Bobby Lee? Good to be.
27:50 Andrew Santino? Prince Andrew, they.
27:55 Bobby Lee? Good one.
27:55 Andrew Santino? They took it away, man.
27:56 Bobby Lee? Good one. Let's go back to the movie now. That was a really good deflection.
27:59 Andrew Santino? Oh, I can't do jokes?
28:00 Bobby Lee? No, but I see what you're trying to do. You want to go this way.
28:02 Andrew Santino? I have nothing to, I, no, I have nothing to say about the movie. It was fun. I mean, I'm in one quick scene. It was awesome. I mean, it was in Budapest. We talked about, we talked about going to Budapest. It was great. I'm gonna see it. I'm gonna, I hope it's good.
28:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:12 Andrew Santino? I don't know. I know nothing. This is one of those things where you touch it and you leave. I don't, I have no idea. I get in there and then they're like, "Thank you, goodbye." Although Budapest film crew, probably the best film crew I've ever worked with in my, no, I'm not kidding.
28:23 Bobby Lee? No, I, I know, I did it.
28:24 Andrew Santino? Shocking.
28:25 Bobby Lee? They're amazing.
28:25 Andrew Santino? They're so fucking good.
28:27 Bobby Lee? They're so great.
28:27 Andrew Santino? They're on top of everything and you're like, "Oh, I don't need that."
28:30 Bobby Lee? Hot, too, some of them.
28:31 Andrew Santino? Yeah, some of, even some of the girls, too. But it was, they were really, no, it was a great time. But yes, I'm gonna go see the-
28:37 Bobby Lee? Beautiful architecture.
28:38 Andrew Santino? Hope people go see it. Some of it, half the city is. The other half is in ruins.
28:41 Bobby Lee? It's in ruins, yeah. But, um-
28:43 Andrew Santino? I'm more concerned about all these Japanese bears getting loose. I was thinking about you the other day. I wanted to call you.
28:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I've, I've been seeing that lately.
28:49 Andrew Santino? They're overtaking Japan.
28:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:51 Andrew Santino? Breck bear everywhere. That's the headline.
28:54 Bobby Lee? I wonder why?
28:56 Andrew Santino? Cause they're not having as many children. Now, I think they're overpopulating because they're not being controlled. There's no hunters. So they're, they're, I think they're inviting hunters to come help.
29:04 Bobby Lee? Why kill them?
29:06 Andrew Santino? Cause they're killing people.
29:07 Bobby Lee? I know, but just, can you gather them up and then like put them in an area, a fenced in area where this is black country, black bear country?
29:17 Bobby Lee? This is Baltimore. This is Baltimore.
29:21 Speaker 05 Frody and his lip.
29:22 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
29:23 Bobby Lee? Well, I'm just saying, like, create a town, you know what I mean? A town for black bears.
29:27 Andrew Santino? All the black bears go there.
29:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:29 Andrew Santino? And you stay there.
29:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, don't drink out of the white bear fountain.
29:34 Andrew Santino? According to the Japan Times, 12 people have been killed, more than 100 others are injured nationwide just this year alone.
29:40 Bobby Lee? Wow.
29:40 Andrew Santino? It's pretty crazy.
29:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Whoa, that, black, black bears are gnarly. Look at that.
29:44 Andrew Santino? And they're getting more aggressive.
29:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
29:45 Andrew Santino? Like, apparently they're, they're showing up and like trying to get into people's houses.
29:51 Andrew Santino? Fucking rad. Japan's hunter population has been shrinking. People don't hunt. 60% of licensed hunters now are over 60. So there's no kids are doing it.
29:58 Bobby Lee? Well, yeah. I would just gather them up and bring them somewhere. Like, there's, there's, there's other islands around, uh, right?
30:06 Speaker 05 You can put them on boats.
30:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, put them on boats and bring them, not Okinawa, that's a pretty populated, yeah, put them on boats, like, we can call it amistad, whatever you want to do. However you want to do it. No.
30:18 Andrew Santino? Put them down to, yeah, Okinawa is, they already did that once, Okinawa, you know what I mean?
30:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but there's, there's probably other islands around Japan where they can, you know what I mean? Put the bears in.
30:28 Andrew Santino? Cage them, so you think?
30:29 Bobby Lee? I don't, killing animals is not my thing.
30:32 Andrew Santino? Yeah, but if they're killing people, you gotta protect, you gotta protect your population.
30:35 Bobby Lee? Survival of the fittest. Oh yeah, we have guns, so I guess.
30:38 Andrew Santino? We have guns, they don't, none of these guys have guns. I mean, they do have guns in Japan, but not like that.
30:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Wow, they're pretty big. And they're mauling people, huh?
30:45 Andrew Santino? And they don't look Japanese at all.
30:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
30:47 Andrew Santino? I thought they'd look a little bit more Japanese.
30:49 Bobby Lee? Well, why they, why can't they just, you know, get their guy to do it?
30:52 Andrew Santino? Who's that? Who's their prime minister or whatever?
30:54 Bobby Lee? No.
30:55 Andrew Santino? Huh?
30:56 Bobby Lee? Godzilla.
30:59 Bobby Lee? Release Godzilla, dude.
31:02 Bobby Lee? Godzilla would fuck that thing up, no?
31:04 Andrew Santino? We call on you to help us, Godzilla.
31:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, or Mothra, I mean, you know, Mothra can pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck.
31:11 Andrew Santino? How many bears?
31:11 Bobby Lee? I have a stuttering problem.
31:12 Andrew Santino? AI, how many bears can, how many bears versus Godzilla? How many bears would it take for Godzilla?
31:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
31:18 Andrew Santino? I wonder what it, I wonder what the scale would be. No number of normal-sized bears can take out Godzilla, see? You're right.
31:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he could wipe out probably a million of them.
31:28 Andrew Santino? Well, let's get, let's, let's reenact.
31:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
31:30 Andrew Santino? Let's get him out here.
31:31 Bobby Lee? Or Mothra would be easier because he, Mothra can fly and just pluck them from the ground.
31:36 Andrew Santino? Pick them out of the sky, throw them, throw them in the ocean.
31:38 Bobby Lee? And throw them in the ocean.
31:39 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's actually very smart.
31:40 Bobby Lee? Or something, you know?
31:40 Andrew Santino? Well, get on it, Japan, what are you guys fucking waiting for?
31:43 Bobby Lee? Don't, you know, cage those Mothra, they gotta be released.
31:46 Andrew Santino? Little tiny Japanese.
31:47 Bobby Lee? When's the last time we saw Mothra?
31:48 Andrew Santino? He's been, he's been out, he's, I think he had an injury, he had like an MCL tear or something, he's been out, he's on injured reserve.
31:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah. We'll bring Yamamoto and, uh, Otani and the baseball bats and go over there.
31:58 Andrew Santino? Congratulations to the Dodgers.
32:00 Bobby Lee? Oh yeah, the Dodgers.
32:00 Andrew Santino? You're wearing your Dodgers hat today, go you.
32:02 Bobby Lee? My, it's heartbreaking to see Blue Jays fans, though, I just feel so bad for them.
32:06 Andrew Santino? Nope.
32:07 Bobby Lee? Why?
32:08 Andrew Santino? U.S.A. U.S.A.
32:12 Bobby Lee? U.S.A. U.S.A.
32:15 Andrew Santino? Don't fuck with us, Canada.
32:16 Bobby Lee? I know, but you know, they were leading for all, most of the game.
32:19 Andrew Santino? Yeah, they blew it.
32:20 Bobby Lee? They're in home turf.
32:21 Andrew Santino? They blew it.
32:22 Bobby Lee? And they, you could just see them just like, just not being able to get it over the line.
32:27 Andrew Santino? I actually loved it, dude, they, I loved it, dude, it was fucking great.
32:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
32:31 Andrew Santino? Yeah, I, I was, it was kinda wild to watch, especially because I was in San Francisco when they won and SF fucking hates the Dodgers.
32:37 Bobby Lee? And the Giants do.
32:38 Andrew Santino? They were so mad.
32:40 Bobby Lee? So Tuesday, this guy came up to me, he goes, hey, I'm friends with Theo, I go, okay, and he goes, I'm the new manager of the Giants.
32:47 Andrew Santino? The team manager?
32:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I just got hired. This is my first year. I'm starting work next week or something, but I wanted to.
32:53 Andrew Santino? Starting work next week?
32:54 Bobby Lee? I don't know what it was.
32:55 Speaker 06 That's not how they talk.
32:55 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's.
32:56 Bobby Lee? But is, give me the name.
32:58 Speaker 06 Tony.
32:58 Bobby Lee? Tony Vitello came to my show Tuesday.
33:00 Andrew Santino? Seriously?
33:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, with this girl.
33:02 Andrew Santino? Wow.
33:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, super nice. I mean, I didn't do that well, but um, yeah, Tony Vitello came, really nice guy.
33:09 Andrew Santino? That's fucking rad.
33:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, it's no Taylor Swift, but you know.
33:13 Speaker 06 That's the manager of a bad sports team.
33:15 Andrew Santino? Not bad.
33:16 Bobby Lee? Are they bad?
33:17 Speaker 06 No, they're okay.
33:18 Andrew Santino? They're fine.
33:19 Bobby Lee? Is he, it's new, I mean, I told him, I go, you have a shot, right? You can, he's a manager, you can rearrange.
33:26 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
33:26 Bobby Lee? They don't have control?
33:27 Andrew Santino? It's mu- baseball's money. The Dodgers have all the fucking money. Soccer's the same way. Isn't soccer the exact same way?
33:32 Bobby Lee? I don't know.
33:33 Andrew Santino? There's no cap on soccer, right?
33:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
33:35 Andrew Santino? Do you guys have a salary cap? No, so it's the same thing. So why are the best teams the best consistently? They have the most money.
33:40 Speaker 06 Yeah.
33:42 Andrew Santino? If there's no salary cap, is that, that's why people hate the Dodgers. The Dodgers spent the most fucking money.
33:46 Bobby Lee? But 12 years ago, Leicester City won the Premier League, right?
33:50 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
33:50 Bobby Lee? And they were the worst team. They have no money, right?
33:54 Speaker 06 Yeah.
33:54 Bobby Lee? They had no, um, they came from the championship, straight to the Premier League. No star, they had Jamie Vardy, which is the one guy.
34:03 Andrew Santino? I've seen, I've seen that name. I know that.
34:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and they won the Premier League.
34:06 Speaker 06 That doesn't happen in America because of the refs. It's.
34:09 Bobby Lee? And we have, we had, you have teams like Manchester City and Chelsea, Roman Abramovich owns Chelsea. He's like an oil baron from Russia. I mean, they have all the money in the world. And Leicester still won. My point being is, is that you can still be a thrifty manager and look at stats and go, you know what I mean? This kid, I know, he's in a, he isn't a household name, or, you know what I mean? But I think he's perfect. You know what I mean?
34:33 Andrew Santino? I, no, I know what you're saying. I think that may happen in soccer, in baseball, unfortunately, now that, that, that, that, that they, there was a guy, Billy Bean, for the Oakland A's, and he kind of revolutionized them. You never see Moneyball?
34:43 Bobby Lee? No.
34:44 Andrew Santino? With Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt. You didn't see that movie? It was fucking phenomenal.
34:46 Bobby Lee? It's great.
34:46 Andrew Santino? But it was about the story of this, of what you're saying. He kind of like an iconic manager who literally kind of revolutionized the way you could pick players and get them young and do, but it's, it's a big money game now. It's all bullshit. It's all money game. That's why people fucking, that's why those guys really hate the Dodgers.
35:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:03 Andrew Santino? They got the most fucking money. And I get it. It was like for years as a kid, the Yankees for me. It was always the Yankees. I was always like, the Yankees are unstoppable.
35:11 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God.
35:12 Andrew Santino? Three hundred fifty million dollars.
35:14 Bobby Lee? But this summer, what Arsenal did was, if I can talk soccer for a second.
35:18 Andrew Santino? I'd love it. And wait, let me ask you a real question. So Leicester City, is that what you said?
35:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:23 Andrew Santino? So some of the players, are they from the area as well? So they have pride?
35:26 Bobby Lee? Local guys.
35:27 Andrew Santino? So this is a thing that we don't do anymore either, right?
35:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:30 Andrew Santino? So most of these kids are fucking from elsewhere and you just play with the team that you play with. The cool thing about soccer that I love is that you see these local guys play for their squad. Their city, there's like pride.
35:40 Bobby Lee? We also have a youth program and Bukayo Saka, Ethan Wanyeri. Some of these players are, Louis Skelly, they're all, Louis Skelly's eighteen and he's in the main team.
35:56 Andrew Santino? He plays with the?
35:57 Bobby Lee? Main team in Arsenal. Wanyeri is eighteen, nineteen, plays, and they're all from Hellend. They're all from the academy and our big star Bukayo Saka is from the academy as well. So it's like they've been there as kids.
36:10 Andrew Santino? Right, that's right. Yeah, there's pride. There's semblance of pride. We don't have that. That's, I'm jealous of that. You used to have a player, when I was a kid, like, you know, Jordan was Chicago to us. He stayed in Chicago, right? Like some, there used to be kind of a vibe, like you stayed there as long as you could. Now, these guys don't give a fuck. They're gonna go wherever they're gonna go, whoever's got the best check. And that's how it goes. That's sad. Well, that's just, but the business did that. These guys don't really have, it's almost like you're put in a position, when the Dodgers called Shohei and they gave him seven hundred million dollars? Yeah. I mean, how else is he gonna pay for those gambling?
36:45 Bobby Lee? Let me ask you a question. So this summer, Arsenal FC, so Liverpool, right? Spent so much money. They got this guy Esack and all these guys and they spent a hundred fifty million dollars per player. Esack cost, Esack cost a hundred, over a hundred million pounds.
37:02 Andrew Santino? Jesus Christ.
37:03 Bobby Lee? But what Arteta did was, he bought people from leagues that people were like, teams that were like, people were like, this summer like, Thirty million for that guy. Who is this guy? Like, we bought a defender named Muscarra. No one had really heard of him.
37:17 Andrew Santino? But he knew.
37:17 Bobby Lee? And, but he knows that he would fit right into the team. And so now Arsenal has a backup for every position that's just as good. Whereas Liverpool spent two or three, millions of dollars on two, three, four players. They don't have the backup, you know what I mean? And it's, it's about stats and about like, you mean, what's gonna work in our system? You know?
37:39 Andrew Santino? Right.
37:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
37:40 Andrew Santino? No, I think it's fa- I think it's fascinating.
37:42 Bobby Lee? But, but I don't know much about baseball, so you're saying that baseball, there's no... So the Dodgers doesn't have like a youth program?
37:47 Andrew Santino? Well, they have a farm, they have a farm system, right? We have a farm, you have a farm league, like you have triple A, you have a, you do have a system. But these guys are quick to get rid of them and trade them, especially if they can't afford them. You know, that was-
37:58 Bobby Lee? But I mean, you don't, you don't have scouts?
38:00 Andrew Santino? They do. They do, they do.
38:01 Bobby Lee? For kids?
38:02 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah, they scout-
38:03 Bobby Lee? Like twelve-year-olds?
38:04 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah, they scout, they scout middle school and high school.
38:06 Bobby Lee? Then you bring them to the Dodgers Youth Academy. Do they have that?
38:09 Andrew Santino? Well, that, yeah, they do have training facilities.
38:10 Bobby Lee? And then you guys live here?
38:12 Andrew Santino? But most of the time-
38:13 Bobby Lee? We go to school here.
38:14 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
38:14 Speaker 06 That's more a non-American thing. Like, the NBA just started that in India not long ago.
38:18 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
38:18 Bobby Lee? In India?
38:19 Speaker 06 Yeah, because they're looking for the next seven footer.
38:21 Andrew Santino? I want to play basketball, man! I want to hoop! Why won't you let me play?
38:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:28 Andrew Santino? Listen, Ranjit, you're five foot seven. I can be a standard?
38:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
38:32 Andrew Santino? Why can't I be a starting center? It is fucking funny that we all, we do, the NBA, the NBA has so much money overseas because like, guys like Steph Curry, he's probably bigger in China than he is. I mean, he's hu- he's the global superstar. But like overseas, there's so much money in the NBA overseas because Asian kids fucking love the NBA.
38:51 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
38:52 Andrew Santino? We can't sell the NFL to almost anybody, but the NBA you can sell to fucking everybody.
38:56 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
38:57 Andrew Santino? Everybody love, I mean, it's, those guys go to China, they do like a, like Steph and those guys, they'll go do like a, a summer camp in China and make like thirty million dollars for like a weekend at camp. Just because he's, you know, they're, they're, they're massive overseas. I mean, big here, but still.
39:13 Bobby Lee? Can I ask you another question about sports?
39:14 Andrew Santino? LeBron James. Did I ever tell you that story? When I was on a boat in-
39:18 Bobby Lee? You met him?
39:19 Andrew Santino? No, no, I was on a boat in Europe and the guy's like, "You know LeBron James?" I was like, "Yeah." He goes, "He will stay there when he come here, that place. He will stay." I was like, "Is he there now?" He goes, "Nah, but we will watch."
39:31 Andrew Santino? I guess he stays at the same like mansion, they're like LeBron James, this is LeBron James.
39:35 Bobby Lee? Wow, wow, wow.
39:36 Andrew Santino? What did you ask me about basketball?
39:37 Bobby Lee? No, I want to talk about, um, cause now, you know, I'm really kind of getting into baseball a little bit this year.
39:42 Andrew Santino? Love.
39:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I had no idea why it would be exciting, but now, you know, watching the World Series and the playoffs and stuff, I, I, I'm, I get it.
39:50 Andrew Santino? It's a nerd game.
39:51 Bobby Lee? But I don't get football.
39:54 Andrew Santino? I don't expect it.
39:55 Bobby Lee? American football and I, I want you to convince me that it's good. Why is it good?
40:00 Andrew Santino? Well, you know, baseball is my number one, so I can't, that's, I, I agree with you, but baseball is like soccer and the fact that like, these are all, this is all chess moves.
40:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:08 Andrew Santino? Soccer's coordinated chess moves. Baseball is calculated statistical moves.
40:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:11 Andrew Santino? Trying to advance players in different positions to the likelihood of scoring and positioning. Football is that too. It's fucking awesome, but you like it because you like, you like these little technical moves and I think that's what you like. Football is more like pure raw athletic strength and talent and ability going at each other at full speed as hard as you can. There are strategies, of course, there's strategy to it. It's hard. I don't know. Selling you on football is tough. You don't like, you don't like violent sports at all.
40:39 Bobby Lee? I do. UFC, I was a big fan of. But you know what show that I've been watching on Netflix, everyone, I command everyone in this room to watch it. There's a show called Physical 100.
40:50 Andrew Santino? Bring it up.
40:51 Bobby Lee? But it's Asia, right?
40:53 Andrew Santino? Oh, I'm out.
40:54 Bobby Lee? So it's basically, um, so it was a Korean, yeah, so that's the Philippine team.
41:01 Andrew Santino? That's Manny Pacquiao?
41:02 Bobby Lee? Yes. So like, it's Australia, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, Turkey, right?
41:10 Andrew Santino? Look at the tits on that guy.
41:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Turkey, um, Thailand, and they're all competing, right?
41:17 Andrew Santino? Are the Thailand a bunch of ladyboys in there?
41:18 Bobby Lee? No, but, no, but I think Indonesia or Thailand does have a ladyboy on it.
41:22 Andrew Santino? It should.
41:22 Speaker 06 Cool.
41:23 Bobby Lee? But it's, but the Philippines, I'm making me laugh.
41:27 Andrew Santino? Why?
41:28 Bobby Lee? Cause Manny's so small.
41:29 Andrew Santino? He's so tiny.
41:30 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
41:30 Andrew Santino? What is the, what is the competition? What do they do?
41:33 Bobby Lee? Well, there's only four episodes right now, but it's basically, the first one was, they have these four, um, platforms, circular platforms, right? And there's, I think, eight countries, right?
41:46 Andrew Santino? Okay.
41:46 Bobby Lee? And each, so they, they basically, there's a gigantic circle and in the middle of this dirt mound is gigantic circle. See if you can see these.
41:54 Andrew Santino? He's, he's bringing it up right now.
41:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
41:55 Speaker 06 Trailer.
41:56 Andrew Santino? This is the trailer for it.
41:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. But it's not, it's not show, because they're gonna show the whole thing, show the, oh yeah, so you can see the circular thing right there.
42:03 Andrew Santino? Right, right, right.
42:04 Bobby Lee? Okay, so you have eight countries and you have to dominate a circle.
42:08 Andrew Santino? Wow.
42:09 Bobby Lee? So the most people on the circle, right? Right? If you have like.
42:13 Andrew Santino? It's King of the Hill.
42:14 Bobby Lee? King of the Hill, but it's like, how many others? One, two, three. I think there's five.
42:19 Andrew Santino? This is rad.
42:20 Bobby Lee? Right? But it's like, when you're watching the first round, you can see Manny Paco just flying through the screen.
42:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's pretty brutal.
42:28 Andrew Santino? Can they punch?
42:29 Bobby Lee? You can't punch, but it gets pretty scrappy, dude.
42:32 Andrew Santino? Well, you can choke, you can hold down.
42:33 Bobby Lee? It's a fun show to watch, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:35 Andrew Santino? I'm in, I'm already in.
42:36 Bobby Lee? But like.
42:36 Andrew Santino? Fantastic.
42:37 Bobby Lee? But there are some countries, I mean, that would just not, like, US, we would just.
42:41 Andrew Santino? Well, yeah, that's why they don't want us a part of this shit. We'd get the most lunatic.
42:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
42:45 Andrew Santino? Out of our mind.
42:46 Bobby Lee? Guys.
42:46 Andrew Santino? Ex-military, like, just ready to fucking kill at will.
42:49 Bobby Lee? But every team has famous people on it, like, you know, um, so the Australian team has Robert Whitaker, he's one of the best UFC fighters. You know Whitaker, and then, um, that's fucking Mongolia, they're badass.
43:00 Andrew Santino? Let them get.
43:01 Bobby Lee? And look at Genghis Khan, we call him Genghis Khan in the middle, look at, they have Genghis in there, dude. Look at him. But it's a really fun show, dude.
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46:20 Andrew Santino? I don't know, dude, to get you into football, honestly, though, we'd have to embed you with the team and your team left your city and came here, which is, you're here now.
46:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, the Chargers, yeah.
46:27 Andrew Santino? Well, maybe you could be a Chargers fan.
46:33 Andrew Santino? Ooh, something came out?
46:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
46:34 Andrew Santino? Oh, that's a, that's a tonsil stone.
46:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
46:37 Andrew Santino? No, don't put it in the art.
46:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I like to, I like to.
46:39 Speaker 06 There's a lot of things.
46:40 Bobby Lee? Ferment it. I had a zimping burp.
46:43 Andrew Santino? That was a tonsil stone?
46:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
46:44 Andrew Santino? Do you get those all the time?
46:46 Bobby Lee? It's not a tonsil stone, dude. It's soft. Look.
46:48 Andrew Santino? Okay. All right.
46:52 Speaker 06 It looks like it.
46:53 Andrew Santino? It does. It looks exactly like a tonsil stone.
46:54 Speaker 06 Small hard deposit. Okay.
46:57 Andrew Santino? That's what I thought it was.
46:58 Bobby Lee? What?
46:58 Andrew Santino? Tonsil stones. It's just debris that got stuck in the, in those little like, uh, those little hangy things in the back.
47:02 Bobby Lee? Kind of tonsil stone. Okay.
47:03 Andrew Santino? Did it smell, smell your finger? Does it smell?
47:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it smells like what I ate. It was crab.
47:08 Andrew Santino? It was crab?
47:09 Bobby Lee? It's a crab.
47:09 Andrew Santino? Oh, it's a piece of a crab?
47:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:11 Andrew Santino? Welcome back, fancy.
47:12 Bobby Lee? No big deal.
47:13 Andrew Santino? No big deal.
47:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I, I went there. I went to the fucking crab place last night and it fucked me up, bro.
47:21 Andrew Santino? What do you mean?
47:21 Bobby Lee? The bowling crab.
47:22 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah.
47:22 Bobby Lee? It's too much sodium.
47:23 Andrew Santino? I can't do it.
47:24 Bobby Lee? It's too much.
47:26 Andrew Santino? I just don't like mass amounts of seafood.
47:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and then you gotta get the potatoes and the carrots with it, but it's like, and then if you go medium, like who, when did fire become a flavor? An ele, an element should not be a, I, I don't ever want to eat a sandwich and go, this is, um, earthy. Right?
47:46 Andrew Santino? Have you tried our new wind burger?
47:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah, or wind burger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:49 Andrew Santino? Delicious.
47:50 Bobby Lee? When did fire, who likes it? You get fire, you know what I mean?
47:54 Andrew Santino? I agree. I hate the taste, like when they do, it's a smoky thing. I'm like, I don't want smoke. Smoke tastes like you burnt it.
47:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
47:58 Andrew Santino? I don't want smoky anything.
47:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:00 Andrew Santino? They do that a lot with drinks now too. They smoke on top of a cocktail. I don't want the smoke.
48:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, or you go to an Omakase place, right? They take, they slice tuna or whatever, toro. They put it, you're right, on, on a wooden plate, but then they put a thing over it.
48:13 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
48:14 Bobby Lee? And they stick smoke in there, like cedar wood.
48:16 Andrew Santino? I don't like that.
48:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and I'm like, I don't.
48:18 Andrew Santino? I totally agree. I fucking hate that flavor. I don't, I don't know why they do that. Somebody, it's, it's a culinary thing. It's gotta be like a cool, fancy culinary thing, and then that's, that makes, that, in the community, that makes it good.
48:30 Bobby Lee? Or don't put fucking, you know what I mean, um, caviar on top of salmon. You're, now you're the mom and the fucking kids?
48:39 Andrew Santino? Well, we.
48:39 Bobby Lee? I don't eat the mom and the kids.
48:41 Andrew Santino? You've never had chicken and eggs?
48:43 Bobby Lee? I refuse. It's not, it's a combination I can't do.
48:45 Andrew Santino? No, I'll do it.
48:46 Bobby Lee? Chicken and eggs?
48:48 Andrew Santino? I'll have, I'll.
48:48 Bobby Lee? It's mom and baby.
48:50 Andrew Santino? Yeah, the family's all together.
48:53 Bobby Lee? We'll get grandpa in there then, then.
48:54 Andrew Santino? Might as well.
48:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
48:55 Andrew Santino? Like, I'll take, I'll take a ground patty of, of like meat with, uh, you know, a, uh, a full grown cow. And then it's mixed with like, uh, a baby calf, you know? Why not? What's it called again? What's wrong? Veal. Veal is delicious.
49:08 Bobby Lee? I can't do baby anything.
49:09 Andrew Santino? So you don't, you want them full grown before you eat them?
49:12 Bobby Lee? Well, I'll be honest with you, um,
49:16 Bobby Lee? there's been a lot of guilt now as of late of eating meat.
49:19 Andrew Santino? Why?
49:20 Bobby Lee? Like TikTok algorithms.
49:23 Andrew Santino? Oh, lib talk. He's on lib.
49:26 Andrew Santino? We lost him to lib talk.
49:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, um, you know, people just raising cows and the cows cuddling with their owners.
49:33 Andrew Santino? Right.
49:34 Bobby Lee? You've never seen that?
49:34 Andrew Santino? No, I mean, I've seen, I've been, yeah.
49:36 Bobby Lee? They kiss on the lips. I love it.
49:37 Andrew Santino? Well, then you need to move to India.
49:40 Bobby Lee? Like this.
49:41 Andrew Santino? They worship the cow.
49:42 Bobby Lee? Like this. This is like.
49:44 Andrew Santino? Oof, look at that, look at that. See, how many smash burgers could you make out of that?
49:46 Bobby Lee? A lot, a lot. Yeah, we can make a lot out of that, but.
49:49 Andrew Santino? I've, I've done.
49:50 Bobby Lee? Look at that.
49:51 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
49:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Those are free range happy cows.
49:55 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
49:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you don't feel guilt?
49:57 Andrew Santino? No.
49:57 Bobby Lee? They're sentient being. Like the other day, I went to your house, saw your dog.
50:01 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
50:01 Bobby Lee? Right?
50:02 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
50:02 Bobby Lee? They have the same human connection.
50:04 Andrew Santino? There's not enough meat on her, though.
50:05 Bobby Lee? I know.
50:06 Andrew Santino? She's tiny. That's why I have a tiny dog.
50:07 Bobby Lee? Brad Williams would fit.
50:12 Andrew Santino? I know what you're saying. I get it, dude. I have this, I, I've had this moral dilemma before in my mind, but also it's, I, I really love red meat. I like it so much.
50:19 Bobby Lee? I do too, but it's like, you know what? I can't wait until let's like grow it.
50:25 Andrew Santino? Well, they're working, they're doing that now. What do you mean? We, we have that.
50:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but get to a point where it's like.
50:29 Andrew Santino? Tasting good.
50:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
50:32 Andrew Santino? Get to it doesn't taste like shit.
50:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah, like accessible, you know?
50:34 Andrew Santino? But it's all, we're all in beta with all this stuff. Like this fucking home robot they're pushing out. You know this?
50:38 Bobby Lee? Oh yeah, that thing, yeah.
50:39 Andrew Santino? That thing looks like shit.
50:39 Bobby Lee? And then you have to have, do you know what they need to do?
50:42 Andrew Santino? A guy to control it.
50:43 Bobby Lee? Yes!
50:43 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it's insane.
50:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, why don't the guy, why doesn't the guy controlling just do it?
50:47 Andrew Santino? Do it, I know. This is very dumb.
50:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, look, a guy has to control that fucker.
50:51 Andrew Santino? And they want 20K for this thing? Is that how much it is?
50:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
50:54 Andrew Santino? The dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.
50:55 Bobby Lee? I was thinking about getting one.
50:56 Andrew Santino? I know.
50:57 Bobby Lee? You know, I love. I knew you.
50:58 Speaker 05 Have to wait for Optimus.
51:00 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
51:01 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna wait until that improves, though.
51:03 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
51:05 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
51:05 Andrew Santino? Bobby, would you like me to clean up the cat poop today again?
51:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:09 Andrew Santino? I don't want to keep asking you Neo. I think it's the dumbest. I watched the video of it. You know what it did that blew my mind? In that one promo video, it does this. It like wakes up. He's like Neo, load the dishwasher. And then it goes like this and it looks at its hands and that made me go fuck. Because that's what I do. If I'm like fucked up on drugs, I always looked at my hands.
51:27 Bobby Lee? I look at my hands too.
51:27 Andrew Santino? Yeah, because you're like, oh, where am I? Who? Is this mine?
51:30 Bobby Lee? Imagine sleeping and then that's, wake up. Look at that.
51:34 Andrew Santino? I need you to wake up. Also, put a mouth on it.
51:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I mean, you did the eyes. What's, how hard is it?
51:43 Andrew Santino? Just put them out. Let me get a little bit of the morning head. We're, we are literally three years away from these things also being just sex dolls. It's like, the Neo programmers are like, look, sir, they're doing no chores all day.
51:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:53 Andrew Santino? They've loaded not one dishwasher.
51:55 Bobby Lee? We're, we're 10 years away from, um, probably 20% of the households having something like that in the house.
52:01 Andrew Santino? How many people have a Google device where you can talk to it and it can play music or what? How many have like Alexa or whatever?
52:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:07 Andrew Santino? You do? You do?
52:08 Bobby Lee? I do, yeah.
52:08 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Three out of the five. 10 years ago, you were like, what are you talking? Not 15 years ago. But now in the future, everything's going to be automated. You're going to talk to, the microwave. You're going to be like, my, get the food from the fridge, talk to each other and then put it in there and heat it up.
52:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:22 Andrew Santino? And by the way.
52:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:23 Andrew Santino? It's gonna be rad. Fancy went home to Spain to go see family. You were gone for what? What was it? Two and a half weeks?
52:29 Speaker 05 Yep, exactly.
52:31 Andrew Santino? Two and a half weeks. Yeah, because I miss you every day. I have it on my calendar. Fancy gone, fancy gone, fancy gone, fancy gone. And we did miss you like crazy. I texted you a few times. It sounded like I missed seeing you.
52:40 Speaker 05 I finally joined, um, Bobby's Club.
52:44 Andrew Santino? What is that? Oh.
52:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's a tough one, man.
52:48 Speaker 05 Yeah.
52:49 Bobby Lee? It's, I still, um, at times I just think about them, you know? It's, it's so surreal that they're no longer with us.
52:58 Speaker 05 Yeah, the worst thing was the bureaucracy of death, you know?
53:01 Andrew Santino? The bureaucracy of death?
53:02 Bobby Lee? Yes.
53:03 Andrew Santino? It's a great band.
53:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It really is.
53:06 Andrew Santino? It's a great band.
53:07 Bobby Lee? Bureaucracy of death.
53:08 Andrew Santino? So much stuff. There's so much bullshit that comes along with death.
53:12 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah.
53:13 Andrew Santino? Yeah, and it's also a racket is what you're like, the amount of money that happens when people die. The amount of what it's just, it's fuck it. It's a racket.
53:19 Speaker 05 It's crazy.
53:20 Andrew Santino? Birth, wedding, deaths, the three best businesses you can get into. Cause it will never go away.
53:25 Speaker 05 Yeah.
53:25 Andrew Santino? If you want the most secure job in the world, do births, weddings and deaths. You will never not have work forever. And they can, and they fuck people over. They rip them off.
53:34 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah. Everything was like that. Like my dad wanted to be cremated like, like yours and we have to still pick a coffin.
53:42 Andrew Santino? Wait, why?
53:43 Speaker 05 Exactly. That's why I asked. Well, because that's how it is. They're not gonna cremate it by itself. So you have to buy and they show you, you don't know the prices. It's like, how long is it gonna be there? Like just to go through the thing?
53:55 Andrew Santino? Wow. So, so basically they're like, you have to pay for the coffin for them to be in it while they, while they burn it.
54:01 Speaker 05 Right.
54:01 Andrew Santino? God, that's fucking crazy.
54:03 Speaker 05 But everything was like that. Insane.
54:05 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
54:06 Bobby Lee? And do you have the ashes?
54:07 Speaker 05 Yeah, I do.
54:08 Bobby Lee? Do you want to mix ashes with me?
54:12 Andrew Santino? It's not about.
54:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I still have mine. Let's mix it. Just see what happens.
54:17 Andrew Santino? You get a Spanish Korean goat?
54:22 Bobby Lee? What would happen though? What would happen?
54:24 Andrew Santino? If you mix.
54:24 Bobby Lee? To their souls. Yeah.
54:25 Andrew Santino? They probably, they would just bump into each other.
54:27 Bobby Lee? They don't even know each other. They'd be freaky.
54:29 Andrew Santino? Just merge in the afterlife.
54:30 Bobby Lee? Who are you?
54:33 Andrew Santino? Where would you love to spread your dad's ashes if you had?
54:35 Speaker 05 Like some, some place in Italy, you know, a place he loves some, my dad was an art history professor or something in that world.
54:42 Andrew Santino? Fucking cruel.
54:43 Bobby Lee? Like anything Italian, like over an olive garden? Can we do that?
54:47 Andrew Santino? We go back to John and Vinnie's if you got.
54:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:50 Andrew Santino? We could sprinkle your dad over the gem salad.
54:52 Speaker 05 My budget is tight. So, yeah, maybe.
54:55 Bobby Lee? Do you want to be burned?
54:56 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
54:57 Bobby Lee? Okay.
54:57 Andrew Santino? Yeah, my grandfather, uh, who was like my literal hero, I've talked about on the show. He always, he always was like, land, land is for the living. He would go past cemeteries. He'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. It's a bullshit way. It's like, you don't need to, no one is immortal. Land is for the living. Get out of here. Let the next people have the land. Why do you, why do you have to plot land and be like?
55:19 Speaker 05 I mean, I grew up like having to go to the cemetery and like, you know, people like, it's a little surreal, like cleaning the.
55:24 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah. Now, did your, some people have a stone, they have a tombstone. Do your dad, does he have one?
55:29 Speaker 05 No, no, no. My dad didn't want any of that.
55:31 Andrew Santino? I, your dad's the fucking man.
55:32 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna go old school, bury.
55:34 Andrew Santino? Bury, yeah.
55:35 Bobby Lee? Right?
55:35 Speaker 05 Just in case.
55:37 Bobby Lee? Just in case it's like, what if McCon wants to visit me?
55:41 Andrew Santino? No, no, but here's what you do. You take the ashes, you spread them in a place that means meaningful to you that you can visit often. And then you see them all the time.
55:48 Bobby Lee? But your little tidbits and ashy bits are all over the fucking place. What I'm saying is that my body will be in a place.
55:54 Andrew Santino? Your body will be, your body will be gone. It'll be gone before you even, before anyone, it's gone. It's, you're not there anymore.
55:59 Speaker 06 You'll rot through the coffin.
56:01 Andrew Santino? You'll, you'll rot through the coffin, the bugs and the things will get in there, they eat you, it dissipates into almost nothing. There's not, there'll be nothing left.
56:09 Andrew Santino? Kind of so depressing.
56:11 Speaker 06 I think it'd be cool to be buried, just no coffin and actually just decompose in the earth.
56:15 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's, well, they do that, dude. They do those wraps, those, they're called like eternal, uh, what are they called?
56:19 Speaker 06 Tree ones.
56:20 Bobby Lee? I'm gonna do a tree one, yeah.
56:21 Andrew Santino? The famous actor did it. There was a famous actor that did that, right? That he, or he said, cause he got cancer, that he wanted to do it. But it's like an eternal, they wrap you in this biodegradable thing and you kind of go back into the earth and it's all, that's fucking rad. That to me is very cool.
56:34 Speaker 06 Yeah, just burying a body is illegal.
56:36 Andrew Santino? Yeah. Wait a minute. Seriously? Like a felony?
56:41 Speaker 06 I mean, you can't, if you die, you can't just bury McCon in your backyard.
56:44 Andrew Santino? I'll be right back. Oh dude, speaking of that, this is fucking crazy. They just found in Vegas, did you see that? 200 plus bodies or something buried in Vegas.
56:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:54 Andrew Santino? Huh? I know, they finally found.
56:57 Bobby Lee? Wow.
56:58 Andrew Santino? They finally found, what was it, funeral home? It was a funeral home that did it. Now they're pinning it on a funeral home. A funeral home recovers 300 plus piles of human remains outside Las Vegas.
57:07 Bobby Lee? What do you mean? A funeral home took the bodies and buried it?
57:11 Andrew Santino? No, they're.
57:12 Bobby Lee? What do you mean?
57:12 Andrew Santino? There's a federal investigation, Zoomin, who, uh, federal investigation on, into who dumped more than 300 piles of human remains. They think a funeral home did it.
57:20 Bobby Lee? But why would they do that?
57:22 Andrew Santino? Uh, it's probably cheaper than paying for the, because there's got to be some sort of, I bet you it's expensive to remove human remains. There's probably a fee and they were like, fuck this, we'll just throw it in the desert. I'm guessing.
57:32 Bobby Lee? Wow.
57:33 Andrew Santino? Bureau of Land Management officially confirmed piles where human remains the department was actively investigating. Cremains, so they were all cremated, cremated bodies.
57:40 Bobby Lee? Well then what's?
57:41 Andrew Santino? 315 piles of dead bodies.
57:44 Bobby Lee? Wow.
57:44 Andrew Santino? That's so many.
57:45 Speaker 05 Yeah, there are rules to, you know, in, in order to spread the ashes, you know, you wanna do it in, in the ocean, you have to be, I don't know how many kilometers in, you cannot just do it.
57:55 Andrew Santino? Right.
57:56 Speaker 05 So there are laws.
57:57 Andrew Santino? You could scatter, you're on your own property, obviously, of course. Public land, the rules may vary by the location. National parks, you have to get a special use permit. Who do you think is buried in a, who's spread in a, in a national park? Gotta be Roosevelt, right?
58:09 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
58:10 Andrew Santino? I mean, wouldn't that make the most sense? Oceans and waterways.
58:13 Speaker 06 But you can spread ashes sneakily. A lot of people do that.
58:16 Andrew Santino? Yeah, people do it all the time. Well, people do, you know, people do a lot, I've heard this, that people go to like, when they go to baseball games or soccer field, soccer pitches or something that means a lot to them, they carry a little bag and they, they spread it out there.
58:25 Bobby Lee? Oh, cool.
58:25 Andrew Santino? That, that I think you would fucking.
58:27 Bobby Lee? The Emirates, yeah.
58:28 Andrew Santino? What is that?
58:29 Speaker 06 Someone's mom from Bad Friends Live.
58:32 Andrew Santino? That what? Are you being serious?
58:33 Speaker 06 Yeah, it's Luke's mom. This is from.
58:35 Andrew Santino? Oh, this from London?
58:36 Speaker 06 No, no, it was from, um, I believe Pittsburgh.
58:40 Andrew Santino? I can't believe we still have that.
58:42 Speaker 06 Yeah, we've had it for two years here.
58:43 Speaker 05 We don't know what to do with them. This is meaningful to.
58:46 Andrew Santino? Well, let's combine Luke's mom, your dad and your dad.
58:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's what happened. What if Luke's mom's hot?
58:52 Andrew Santino? Your daughter, your dad's will be like, fuck, yeah.
58:55 Bobby Lee? Thank you, buddy.
58:57 Andrew Santino? From me, the afterlife.
58:59 Bobby Lee? Let's mix them, dude.
59:00 Speaker 06 I see bone.
59:01 Bobby Lee? Do you have some, do you just have some of your dad?
59:04 Andrew Santino? He's not gonna.
59:04 Bobby Lee? Here in LA?
59:05 Andrew Santino? He's not gonna make it.
59:05 Bobby Lee? He's not gonna do it? Why? I just think we should.
59:08 Andrew Santino? I mean, I guess, did Koreans and Spanish always get along?
59:11 Bobby Lee? I think we, I think my dad and your dad would get along.
59:14 Speaker 05 Koreans are a little abusive, so I don't know.
59:16 Andrew Santino? Yeah, a little. Holy shit. Well, look at that. "Modern relations between South Korea and Spaniards are very good, characterized by increasing cooperation and cultural exchange. Historically, Spanish missionaries who first encountered Koreans described them as peaceful, intelligent, though a long period of limited interaction followed. Once they saw him once, they were like, they're very nice. Like, you gonna go back? No chance."
59:34 Andrew Santino? Both countries have since forged a modern strategic partnership based on shared values like democracy and have experienced similar histories of civil war and subsequent rapid economic growth. It is, that is pretty fucking interesting. I, I, I mean, it is, it is kinda wild to think about the spreading of the ashes and what, what does that do for the area that they're spread in? Like when you go back to the east coast and you're in some old creepy fucking, you're like, it's gotta be, I think, I think haunted shit's only because they buried stuff beneath it. Like when you're on native land, it's because they buried on native land. And when they're like, yeah, that area is haunted. I'm always like, well, they're under there.
1:00:07 Andrew Santino? You know? I also saw the, uh, coun- talk about country relations. I saw this thing this morning on the way to the airport about Finland. In the Finland open prison program, these guys get to like come and go as they please.
1:00:22 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they have cars.
1:00:23 Andrew Santino? It's fucking unreal.
1:00:24 Bobby Lee? They have cars.
1:00:25 Andrew Santino? This guy was working out and then he went to, he went to work.
1:00:27 Bobby Lee? He went to a cold plunge?
1:00:28 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:00:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:30 Andrew Santino? This guy?
1:00:31 Bobby Lee? This guy, yeah. Look, eh, I murdered somebody.
1:00:35 Andrew Santino? He is in there for murder, for murder one.
1:00:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:37 Andrew Santino? And he's like joking and he goes to a garden, he's like picking flowers. It's pretty, it's wild.
1:00:41 Speaker 05 Yeah, I mean, the idea in Europe is that, you know, prison is a place to rehab.
1:00:46 Andrew Santino? Rehabilitate, yeah.
1:00:47 Speaker 05 It's something that Americans do not believe in.
1:00:50 Andrew Santino? No, no.
1:00:50 Bobby Lee? But do you believe in it as a European?
1:00:52 Speaker 05 I think so, yes. I think it's a.
1:00:54 Bobby Lee? I think some people.
1:00:55 Speaker 05 Yeah, I mean, obviously there's, there might be some exceptions.
1:00:58 Andrew Santino? We probably have the world's most violent, twisted criminals. I would imagine the US is number one again.
1:01:04 Speaker 05 Hell, yeah.
1:01:04 Andrew Santino? At that. I bet we have the most fucked up, wild shit.
1:01:07 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:01:07 Bobby Lee? We go, what, what crime, let's say we're a government.
1:01:11 Andrew Santino? We are kind of a little.
1:01:12 Bobby Lee? We're a little government. What crime is too much to do the rehab? How about second degree murder?
1:01:19 Andrew Santino? Second degree, see, look up second degree.
1:01:20 Bobby Lee? No, I, I, I, let's say I'm a presenter, I'm going to present you a case.
1:01:23 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:01:23 Bobby Lee? All right. So, um, I have a client here out. Welcome, guys. Thanks for coming.
1:01:29 Andrew Santino? What's the client's name?
1:01:30 Bobby Lee? Alfred Simmons.
1:01:32 Bobby Lee? And um, he um, came home from a trip early, went to his house. And his wife was having sex with two of his workmates.
1:01:43 Andrew Santino? Where do they work?
1:01:44 Bobby Lee? Uh, Costco.
1:01:45 Andrew Santino? Oh, seriously?
1:01:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:47 Andrew Santino? I love Costco.
1:01:47 Bobby Lee? Corporate though.
1:01:48 Andrew Santino? So this man, okay, this man, this man comes home from work.
1:01:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:52 Andrew Santino? He finds his wife in bed with two of his Costco coworkers.
1:01:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:55 Andrew Santino? And they're going at it. What position are they in?
1:01:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, every position, my friend.
1:01:58 Andrew Santino? Wow, so he's just sitting and watching, he's cucking, is he cucking for a little?
1:02:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, well, his friend David is upside down, I don't know how they got the ropes tied around his ankles, upside down on just the ceiling, but he's upside down.
1:02:09 Andrew Santino? Wow.
1:02:10 Bobby Lee? He's licking her um.
1:02:12 Andrew Santino? Her tush.
1:02:13 Bobby Lee? Armpit.
1:02:14 Andrew Santino? Oh.
1:02:15 Bobby Lee? Please don't assume, sir.
1:02:16 Andrew Santino? Sorry.
1:02:17 Bobby Lee? And um, the other one, a little dwarf man, little person, alright? And he's got marshmallows all over his body. He boiled down marshmallows, put it all over his body, right? And he's sort of just like on her chest and just getting the marshmallow juice on her, on her breastesses.
1:02:35 Andrew Santino? Got it.
1:02:36 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean, region, right?
1:02:37 Andrew Santino? It sounds more fun than that.
1:02:38 Bobby Lee? It's pretty fun. It was a fun time. But anyway, this guy, this um, Simmons took a machete.
1:02:45 Andrew Santino? Simmons?
1:02:46 Bobby Lee? What was it?
1:02:47 Andrew Santino? Alfred.
1:02:47 Bobby Lee? Alfred Simmons.
1:02:48 Andrew Santino? Mr. Simmons.
1:02:49 Bobby Lee? Mr. Simmons. Yeah, I'm sorry. I call him Simmons. Yeah.
1:02:53 Andrew Santino? He took a machete?
1:02:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And he chopped up the dwarf, unfortunately.
1:03:00 Andrew Santino? But what about the other man?
1:03:01 Bobby Lee? They're fine.
1:03:01 Andrew Santino? Okay.
1:03:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:03 Andrew Santino? So it was an unintentional second degree killing, it was non-premeditated, it was intentional? Is that what second degree? Yes, because it.
1:03:09 Bobby Lee? Since it was a dwarf, right, we couldn't charge him with first.
1:03:12 Andrew Santino? First degree, right. Well, you could always get him for half degree.
1:03:15 Bobby Lee? It's a half uh.
1:03:16 Andrew Santino? Half degree murder, yeah.
1:03:17 Bobby Lee? We consider that, and it's like a half.
1:03:19 Andrew Santino? Half degree murder, right.
1:03:20 Bobby Lee? Half person, yeah, so anyway, um.
1:03:22 Andrew Santino? He deserves rehabilitation.
1:03:23 Bobby Lee? You think so? No, okay, good, good, right.
1:03:25 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:03:26 Bobby Lee? I, I heard you have a client.
1:03:27 Andrew Santino? But I would say. I would say this.
1:03:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:03:30 Andrew Santino? You would need to have him make amends with the family. With the family of the little person that was murdered. So you'd have to get him to go to find that. First of all, you gotta find that tree.
1:03:40 Bobby Lee? Well, we'd have to buy him a plane ticket to get to Middle Earth and.
1:03:43 Andrew Santino? Right.
1:03:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And we don't even know how to.
1:03:45 Andrew Santino? That's what I'm saying.
1:03:46 Bobby Lee? We don't even know how to do that. So I heard you had a little client.
1:03:49 Andrew Santino? I do have a client.
1:03:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so tell us.
1:03:50 Andrew Santino? Yeah, Barbaduke, Mr. Barbaduke here.
1:03:52 Bobby Lee? Well, based on the name.
1:03:53 Andrew Santino? Alan Barbaduke.
1:03:54 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:03:55 Andrew Santino? He's a doctor and a lawyer and a physicist.
1:03:58 Bobby Lee? Oh, wow.
1:03:59 Andrew Santino? He's very well accomplished.
1:04:00 Bobby Lee? Already then probably ready for rehabilitation.
1:04:03 Andrew Santino? I don't know.
1:04:04 Bobby Lee? Okay, well, that was the case.
1:04:06 Andrew Santino? He's pretty egregious. He was eating lunch at a Jimmy John's and.
1:04:11 Bobby Lee? Good sandwich.
1:04:12 Andrew Santino? Freaky fast. And I'll tell you, he was eating lunch and he found a pubic hair in his sandwich.
1:04:19 Bobby Lee? Oh.
1:04:19 Andrew Santino? And he turned around and a bunch of the young teenage pimple faced boys braces. They were laughing, shit's lit, dude. What do you think about that, bro?
1:04:26 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:04:26 Andrew Santino? Our pubes are in your fucking mouth, bitch.
1:04:28 Bobby Lee? Oh, so these kids put their own pubic regions inside the sandwich?
1:04:32 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:04:32 Bobby Lee? Well, that is.
1:04:33 Andrew Santino? Three teenage boys.
1:04:34 Bobby Lee? Really uncalled for.
1:04:35 Andrew Santino? Three teenage boys.
1:04:36 Bobby Lee? And wow.
1:04:37 Andrew Santino? But Barbaduke, he took this the wrong way because he was having a flashback from the.
1:04:41 Bobby Lee? What was his first name?
1:04:43 Andrew Santino? Uh.
1:04:44 Bobby Lee? What's Barbaduke's first name?
1:04:45 Andrew Santino? Mr. Barbaduke.
1:04:45 Bobby Lee? No, what's his first name? You said.
1:04:46 Andrew Santino? It doesn't matter.
1:04:52 Andrew Santino? But Mr. Barbaduke had a flashback from his childhood where he was bullied when he was very young.
1:04:57 Bobby Lee? I see, I see.
1:04:57 Andrew Santino? And many people in the neighborhood would make him eat their pubes. That was.
1:05:00 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
1:05:00 Andrew Santino? Pub the Duke is a game they played.
1:05:01 Bobby Lee? Understandable, yeah.
1:05:02 Andrew Santino? So Mr. Barbaduke kinda had a flashback. He grabbed.
1:05:05 Bobby Lee? What did Mr. Barbaduke do?
1:05:07 Andrew Santino? He grabbed one of the butter, he grabbed one of the bread knives. And he slowly cut up each of the teenage boys and he cooked them and they're still now serving some of them at Jimmy John's. It's a new flavor. You know Chipotle introduces something new every couple of months?
1:05:23 Bobby Lee? Yes.
1:05:23 Andrew Santino? Now Jimmy John's introducing teenage boy.
1:05:25 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:05:26 Andrew Santino? And he killed them.
1:05:26 Bobby Lee? Well, it's interesting that you would say that because it's like, first of all, um.
1:05:31 Bobby Lee? You would think that once somebody is carving up one teenage boy, that the other teenage boys would run.
1:05:37 Andrew Santino? He cut, he, uh, he dismembered all, he, he took the knife and cut off all their legs.
1:05:43 Speaker 06 With the butter knife?
1:05:44 Bobby Lee? With a butter knife.
1:05:45 Andrew Santino? A bread knife.
1:05:46 Bobby Lee? A bread knife.
1:05:46 Andrew Santino? Bread knife.
1:05:47 Bobby Lee? Seems difficult to do.
1:05:48 Andrew Santino? Well dude, you didn't, Mr. Barber Duke was quite strong. He trained, he trained taekwondo and, uh, sword mastery when he was in college.
1:05:56 Bobby Lee? Okay, well, I've never seen that done, but anyway.
1:05:58 Andrew Santino? He's very skilled.
1:05:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:05:59 Andrew Santino? He's well skilled.
1:06:00 Bobby Lee? What do you think, guys?
1:06:03 Speaker 06 Rehab.
1:06:03 Bobby Lee? Rehab, rehab, rehab, rehab, rehab.
1:06:05 Andrew Santino? You think he's good?
1:06:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, we're good.
1:06:07 Andrew Santino? Mr. Barber Duke, we're fine.
1:06:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:06:10 Andrew Santino? Carlos doesn't realize he's Mr. Barber Duke.
1:06:12 Bobby Lee? In prison, can you wake up when you're, whenever you want to wake up?
1:06:15 Andrew Santino? No, I think there's a, there's a bedtime, there's a wake up time, there's a yard.
1:06:18 Bobby Lee? But I can't go, I'm gonna sleep in, I'm gonna mix.
1:06:20 Andrew Santino? You would, you would, the prison would hurt you a lot.
1:06:23 Bobby Lee? Oh, I, I bet.
1:06:24 Andrew Santino? Cause bedtime.
1:06:25 Bobby Lee? I wouldn't be able to walk or anything.
1:06:26 Andrew Santino? You could, I mean, and honestly, then you'd have to get up and do shit.
1:06:29 Bobby Lee? No, but I can't go, hey yo, prison guard, what's your name? Larry. Prison guard.
1:06:33 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:06:34 Bobby Lee? Tomorrow?
1:06:34 Andrew Santino? I'm Larry.
1:06:35 Bobby Lee? Hey Larry.
1:06:36 Andrew Santino? Larry.
1:06:36 Bobby Lee? So tomorrow, you know, breakfast and all that stuff, we sleep in.
1:06:39 Andrew Santino? No. Wake up. You gotta do exercising clean.
1:06:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but I'm, I'll do that after lunch.
1:06:44 Andrew Santino? No, well, we'll just beat you then.
1:06:46 Bobby Lee? What do you mean?
1:06:47 Andrew Santino? We'll just beat you, we'll physically come.
1:06:48 Bobby Lee? I didn't do anything, I just want to sleep in, I, I tired.
1:06:51 Andrew Santino? Too bad, no cameras.
1:06:53 Bobby Lee? Oh shit, you'll beat me?
1:06:54 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:06:54 Bobby Lee? With what?
1:06:55 Andrew Santino? Huh?
1:06:56 Bobby Lee? What'd you beat me with?
1:06:57 Andrew Santino? What do you want to be beat with?
1:07:00 Andrew Santino? But Don.
1:07:00 Bobby Lee? Do you think they would beat me if it?
1:07:01 Andrew Santino? Fuck it.
1:07:02 Bobby Lee? They would make me get up in the morning like a military?
1:07:04 Andrew Santino? Absolutely, that's what they do.
1:07:05 Speaker 06 You have to work.
1:07:06 Andrew Santino? You gotta go to.
1:07:06 Bobby Lee? Can you sleep early? Like, yo, I'm, I'm gonna sleep early.
1:07:09 Speaker 06 I think so.
1:07:10 Andrew Santino? Do we even go to bed early?
1:07:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:07:11 Andrew Santino? Yeah, I think yeah, I don't know.
1:07:12 Speaker 06 Lights out is 11.
1:07:14 Bobby Lee? Can you Google it? I don't think, do they make you wake up? I don't think.
1:07:16 Andrew Santino? Of course they do.
1:07:17 Bobby Lee? There's no, I don't think.
1:07:17 Andrew Santino? Yes, they do.
1:07:18 Bobby Lee? No, this is not.
1:07:19 Andrew Santino? Also, it depends on what level of prison you're in. Yes, you do have to wake up in prison around 6 a.m. Structured daily schedule includes mandatory head counts and work assignments. Yeah, man, they do, you gotta do shit.
1:07:30 Speaker 06 You're forced to do labor.
1:07:31 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it's, it's, you're, you're doing late, yeah.
1:07:33 Bobby Lee? Oh my god.
1:07:34 Speaker 06 They get paid.
1:07:35 Andrew Santino? But they would let him do stand up and get out of it.
1:07:38 Bobby Lee? You know what I do.
1:07:40 Andrew Santino? What?
1:07:40 Speaker 06 Fuck everyone.
1:07:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07:44 Andrew Santino? You would get fucked.
1:07:45 Bobby Lee? Whatever. Whatever it takes. I want to sleep in.
1:07:48 Andrew Santino? You'd be bottom.
1:07:49 Bobby Lee? How did it go? How did that Friday go?
1:07:51 Andrew Santino? It was okay. I mean, I loved San Francisco. The Punch is great. And you were there before and, you know, they talked all about you. Bobby was just here.
1:07:57 Bobby Lee? That was a cool week. It was me Tuesday, Wednesday, then you Thursday, Friday, Saturday, right?
1:08:02 Andrew Santino? And on Friday during the day, matinee shows was Doug Benson. How funny is that?
1:08:06 Bobby Lee? No.
1:08:07 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he did four PMs.
1:08:08 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:08:09 Andrew Santino? He does like 420 shows in certain cities.
1:08:11 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's fun.
1:08:12 Andrew Santino? At 420 PM. Yeah, I think he did Saturday before me, I think.
1:08:16 Bobby Lee? That's a lot of fun.
1:08:16 Andrew Santino? I didn't even get to fucking see him though, because obviously he's on the road in and out, but.
1:08:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:08:21 Andrew Santino? No, dude, that Club Punch was great. San Francisco's awesome. There is also a perception of San Francisco that comics have sometimes where they're like, ah, San Francisco liberals, snooty. They were fucking.
1:08:32 Bobby Lee? I feel the same way.
1:08:33 Andrew Santino? I said everything. It was rad. It's fun. I just think San Francisco is misunderstood as an audience.
1:08:41 Bobby Lee? Also, the homeless team, safer.
1:08:44 Andrew Santino? They're not as knife-y.
1:08:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they're not as knife-y, and they're having conversations with themselves, which is nice.
1:08:49 Andrew Santino? That's I just saw a guy doing that on the way here.
1:08:51 Bobby Lee? You ain't got no clarity within this timeframe. What do you mean, Jamal? They're like talking to each other. Infinity Stones, create the magic. You know what I mean?
1:09:04 Andrew Santino? I get it, man.
1:09:06 Bobby Lee? And they're having conversations with each other.
1:09:08 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:09:08 Bobby Lee? And so you're just kind of walking by. You can't add.
1:09:10 Andrew Santino? No.
1:09:11 Bobby Lee? You can't go, the mind frame is down below. And they're like, what you saying? You know what I mean?
1:09:16 Andrew Santino? They'll go down below.
1:09:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but you can listen to them. They're not, you know what I mean, like.
1:09:21 Andrew Santino? Not knife-y.
1:09:22 Bobby Lee? Shanky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:23 Andrew Santino? We need it. That would be funny to put a homeless guy at an improv and sign him up for 101 or whatever over at UCB.
1:09:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:09:31 Andrew Santino? Just a homeless schizophrenic guy. And he just kills. He gets on SNL year two.
1:09:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah.
1:09:37 Andrew Santino? Ladies and gentlemen, Crazy Bones.
1:09:43 Bobby Lee? But um, but there is a lot. Did you see a lot of homeless there?
1:09:47 Andrew Santino? Yeah, yeah, they're, yeah, they're
1:09:48 Bobby Lee? But they're so sad.
1:09:49 Andrew Santino? Well, we live here.
1:09:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
1:09:50 Andrew Santino? I've seen it fucking here. I, I, where?
1:09:52 Bobby Lee? I love the homeless here.
1:09:53 Speaker 05 It's so crazy. I saw one person in Spain in those two and a half weeks.
1:09:57 Andrew Santino? Cause you kill them. You kill them. You get rid of them. You guys are, you got, what do you do with the?
1:10:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah, what do you do with the homeless there?
1:10:02 Speaker 05 Airplane in LA.
1:10:06 Bobby Lee? The, I saw a couple of TikToks about Japanese homeless. You know what I mean? And the typhoons get them.
1:10:14 Bobby Lee? The typhoon, that's what They do.
1:10:16 Andrew Santino? That's real?
1:10:17 Bobby Lee? The typhoons fuck them up. Yeah, yeah.
1:10:18 Andrew Santino? Well, they look so cool.
1:10:19 Bobby Lee? No.
1:10:20 Andrew Santino? That's just a cool guy.
1:10:21 Speaker 06 No, it's like a famous meme, cause it really is a homeless dude.
1:10:25 Bobby Lee? I, no, I wanted to start a clothing line called Hobo. And that was, when I brought it to a company, that was the photo.
1:10:31 Andrew Santino? I mean, you
1:10:32 Bobby Lee? I wanna do a line of clothing that look like that.
1:10:34 Andrew Santino? You wear that shit all the time?
1:10:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:10:36 Speaker 06 Balenciaga kinda does that.
1:10:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah. They, they get it off of that Russian dude. You know that Russian dude? Okay, look up Balenciaga and then the Russian streetwear guy.
1:10:46 Speaker 06 That's right.
1:10:47 Bobby Lee? Have you seen this before?
1:10:48 Andrew Santino? No.
1:10:48 Bobby Lee? You're gonna love this.
1:10:49 Speaker 06 This guy.
1:10:50 Bobby Lee? This guy right here, right? He goes to thrift stores and he's where, and he's influencing fashion, fashion trends. He's like a homeless guy in fucking Russia.
1:11:03 Andrew Santino? Are they paying him?
1:11:04 Bobby Lee? No.
1:11:04 Andrew Santino? So they wanna keep this man homeless just for his art ideas?
1:11:07 Speaker 06 It's a good idea.
1:11:08 Andrew Santino? Smart.
1:11:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:11:09 Andrew Santino? Yeah, don't let him, don't let him in.
1:11:11 Bobby Lee? And they steal his fashion ideas by looking at his photos.
1:11:14 Andrew Santino? And he knows this.
1:11:15 Bobby Lee? Look at it. He, that's what he normally wears. And then look what they did.
1:11:21 Andrew Santino? I mean.
1:11:22 Bobby Lee? It's incredible.
1:11:23 Andrew Santino? That's fucking dark.
1:11:24 Bobby Lee? What?
1:11:24 Speaker 05 Who's who?
1:11:25 Bobby Lee? Who's who?
1:11:25 Andrew Santino? The guy on the right.
1:11:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to some of these other ones.
1:11:30 Bobby Lee? I mean, dude, dope. No?
1:11:33 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he's got a cool style.
1:11:34 Bobby Lee? He has a style.
1:11:39 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's cool.
1:11:41 Andrew Santino? Obviously, he was an artist of some kind.
1:11:44 Bobby Lee? I don't know.
1:11:46 Andrew Santino? Harper, yeah, bizarre, just.
1:11:48 Speaker 06 Ukrainian magazine.
1:11:50 Bobby Lee? Wow. It's incredible.
1:11:52 Andrew Santino? It's crazy, they're just stealing from them.
1:11:55 Bobby Lee? Oh, let me tell you something that happened.
1:11:56 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:11:57 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God, you just pissed me off, Dan.
1:11:59 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:12:00 Bobby Lee? So, I, flying to San Francisco, you have a, do you have a driver?
1:12:05 Andrew Santino? No.
1:12:06 Bobby Lee? How do you get to the hotel?
1:12:08 Andrew Santino? Just Uber.
1:12:08 Bobby Lee? Okay, why have a driver?
1:12:09 Andrew Santino? I know you do.
1:12:10 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:12:11 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he tells me.
1:12:11 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:12:12 Bobby Lee? You get the driver for me?
1:12:13 Speaker 06 I get the driver for you, it's not in his deal.
1:12:16 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:12:16 Bobby Lee? You pay for my driver?
1:12:19 Andrew Santino? I pay for your everything.
1:12:20 Bobby Lee? Okay, so anyway, um.
1:12:22 Andrew Santino? No, he pays for his own fucking driver.
1:12:23 Speaker 06 Yeah, of course, yeah.
1:12:24 Bobby Lee? So this guy, you know, I land, there's a guy, he has a sign, Lee, I go, hey, it's me. He's like, what's your first name?
1:12:34 Bobby Lee? I go, Bobby. He's like, okay. I'm not lying, it gets worse. Then we actually, we're walking, smoking to the car.
1:12:45 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:12:45 Bobby Lee? He goes, uh, what hotel are you staying at?
1:12:49 Andrew Santino? He doesn't know, isn't it in the fucking thing?
1:12:51 Bobby Lee? That's why I ask him. Go, don't you know what hotel I'm staying at? Because I do, do you?
1:12:58 Bobby Lee? I go, I don't know, it's in some of my, I have to go to my emails and check it out.
1:13:02 Andrew Santino? Just getting kidnapped by a fan?
1:13:03 Bobby Lee? No, just check out, he goes, no, I can't put you in my car unless I know what hotel you're staying at.
1:13:07 Andrew Santino? Seriously?
1:13:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And I go, well, what, you already, I already gave you my name, right? He's like, it's rules, man.
1:13:15 Andrew Santino? I've never heard this in my life.
1:13:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And now I'm going through my emails, then I finally go, the hotel, he's like, okay.
1:13:26 Andrew Santino? Wow.
1:13:27 Bobby Lee? And I still give him a big tip.
1:13:28 Andrew Santino? You, I knew you'd, I was just gonna say, I bet you gave him a hundred bucks.
1:13:30 Bobby Lee? But I did, I threw at him almost.
1:13:34 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? I go, here you go, man. I whipped it at him.
1:13:37 Andrew Santino? Yeah, fuck him.
1:13:38 Bobby Lee? Right? I just got out, didn't say goodbye or anything. It pissed me off.
1:13:42 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's fucking weird, dude.
1:13:43 Bobby Lee? Do you know why? He doesn't think that I am anything.
1:13:47 Speaker 06 How many Lee's have you seen, you know?
1:13:50 Andrew Santino? It's San Francisco.
1:13:51 Bobby Lee? I also said Bobby. You know what I mean?
1:13:53 Andrew Santino? That's a rare Lee. That's a less common Lee.
1:13:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's also like, you know. I don't know, is, did I read it wrong?
1:14:02 Andrew Santino? No, that's fucking weird, though, that he, I don't know why.
1:14:04 Bobby Lee? Has that ever happened to you?
1:14:05 Andrew Santino? I take Ubers.
1:14:07 Bobby Lee? You've never gotten a car? It's the same amount of money.
1:14:10 Andrew Santino? No, I have, but they've never, no, I have, it's not the same amount of money.
1:14:14 Bobby Lee? What do you mean?
1:14:15 Andrew Santino? It's more expensive, for sure.
1:14:16 Speaker 06 Yeah.
1:14:16 Andrew Santino? It's way more expensive. No, but I have taken, we've gotten.
1:14:18 Bobby Lee? I'll do Ubers from now on, is that what you're saying?
1:14:20 Andrew Santino? No.
1:14:20 Speaker 06 No, it's, you're paying for it.
1:14:21 Andrew Santino? You deserve it.
1:14:22 Bobby Lee? I don't deserve anything, I just think it's easier.
1:14:25 Andrew Santino? I like the torture of a foreigner who's speaking on the phone. I like that. I like to go to a new city and hear their foreign, their foreign and local. You know?
1:14:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:14:37 Andrew Santino? Redhead. That's, I would like, I want to hear that.
1:14:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:14:41 Andrew Santino? No, but I, I, I, I've had that before, I've had it before where I'm like, oh, that's me. And because I use an alias, I don't use my name. I'm like, that's me. And then they have to like, check to make sure, because it's not, you know what I mean?
1:14:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:14:56 Andrew Santino? Because it's not my name.
1:14:57 Bobby Lee? I see.
1:14:58 Andrew Santino? Because it's weird that they hold your fucking name. That's the weirdest thing.
1:15:01 Speaker 06 That's why I put mine when we go on the road.
1:15:03 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that's smart. But you're so fucking famous. Bobby Lee, the name is famous.
1:15:08 Bobby Lee? Oh, this guy had no idea.
1:15:10 Andrew Santino? He knows who you are.
1:15:11 Bobby Lee? No.
1:15:11 Andrew Santino? He, maybe he was fucking with you.
1:15:13 Bobby Lee? He wasn't, dude, I, I know.
1:15:14 Andrew Santino? How old was he?
1:15:16 Bobby Lee? He was like, Brazilian, so he had a thick accent.
1:15:18 Andrew Santino? Oh.
1:15:19 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? But, um, I almost, I almost gave him a bad review, but I didn't do it.
1:15:25 Andrew Santino? No, no, you can't do that.
1:15:26 Bobby Lee? Why? Why can't you?
1:15:27 Andrew Santino? You can't, it's not, let him suffer. You're, you're living a great life. Fuck him.
1:15:30 Bobby Lee? You're right, you're right, you're right.
1:15:30 Speaker 06 Was it worse than our mean Uber driver in Detroit?
1:15:34 Andrew Santino? What Uber?
1:15:34 Bobby Lee? Remind me.
1:15:35 Speaker 06 Remember, we were three packed in the back of the car?
1:15:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:15:38 Speaker 06 He was being so rude to us, and you were asking if he could turn the AC on, and he just wasn't listening, kept turning his music.
1:15:42 Bobby Lee? Was that the one where we were laughing really loud? There was one Uber I was in with you.
1:15:47 Speaker 06 That was with me. Well, no, that was in.
1:15:49 Bobby Lee? London?
1:15:49 Speaker 06 London.
1:15:50 Bobby Lee? Oh, but that was so funny.
1:15:52 Speaker 06 On the way to the show with Chappelle.
1:15:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, that was so funny.
1:15:55 Andrew Santino? Yeah, yeah.
1:15:56 Speaker 06 And you asked what this building was, and he was like.
1:15:59 Bobby Lee? He goes.
1:16:02 Bobby Lee? And we, and that's all he did, he turned back around. And there was dead silence at first. And then all of a sudden, we just go off.
1:16:09 Andrew Santino? Died, I died laughing. Although we also, we also validated him. We were like, oh, cool.
1:16:13 Bobby Lee? Oh, you were in the car?
1:16:14 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:16:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:15 Speaker 06 You pretended to be on the phone afterward.
1:16:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:16:17 Andrew Santino? What?
1:16:17 Speaker 06 You pretended to be on the phone afterward. You're like, what? Okay.
1:16:21 Bobby Lee? That was so funny.
1:16:21 Speaker 06 But then you guys were like, we're gonna bomb tonight.
1:16:24 Andrew Santino? Oh, yeah.
1:16:24 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:25 Andrew Santino? Yeah, yeah, we could feel it. Something was in the air that night. As soon as we passed, uh, fucking Abbey Road, I was like, we're dead. We're done. Legends, and then we're fucking penis jokes.
1:16:34 Bobby Lee? Thank you for being a bad friend.
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