We Are Suing Tom Segura

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.

• 0:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are you doing with the drink? Give it to the king. God. Give the king his drink. Drink, dude. Give the... hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Get him a side table to put that on. Also, hey, before you do that. No, wait, wait, wait, Ben. Before you do that. Clear off that table. Bow, bow to Tom. Take it all off right now. Bow to Tom. Bow to him. Bow to Tom first. Bow to him, say, "My liege, I am so..." My liege. Say, "I am so proud to have met you in person, my liege." It's just from my homeland, sucky, sucky. Sucky, sucky. Okay, now, go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let him put drinks on your back until Carlos can clear off the table. Yeah, yeah. Use him as a table. Yeah, use him as a table. Yeah, good boy.

• 1:20Speaker 03

  I don't hear anything, no.

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  God damn it! Damn it, man. I think he might have...

• 1:24Speaker 03

  Oh, there we go. Yeah, you just had to...

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. Did you just, did you do that with your...

• 1:27Speaker 03

  We can bring it down a little.

• 1:29Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I was on the way. Is it high? It's pretty hot.

• 1:32Speaker 03

  That's all right. You can bring it down a little.

• 1:33Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, sir.

• 1:34Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 1:35Andrew Santino?

  I was like, are you deaf? What?

• 1:37Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:38Andrew Santino?

  Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what, what? I just got it, I'm deaf, I think. You're trying to insult our guest?

• 1:44Speaker 03

  Fancy Spaniard, man.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude. Who do you think you are, bud? Number one, we're family. Yeah. That's number one. Number two, he's the king. Number two, number three, right? Number three? Andrew's what? Kind of deaf. Watch your tone, bud. Bro. You want to get shit back? You want ice, you want me to, you want me to send ice? I have a passport now. What? I'll bring fire, dude. Oh, dude.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  Wait, how long?

• 2:07Andrew Santino?

  It is funny, he is a citizen.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  That sounds like, that sounds like he just got... Did you just get the passport?

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, two years ago.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, okay. It sounded like it sounded like it arrived last week. No, I have a passport now.

• 2:19Andrew Santino?

  No, he did. He took a citizenship test and he's an American citizen. We're proud of him.

• 2:23Speaker 03

  Fuck yeah. Way to go, man. So.

• 2:25Andrew Santino?

  USA.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  I'm not copying.

• 2:26Andrew Santino?

  USA.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  Tom, let's introduce our guest.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, our guest today is one of the most powerful, poignant.

• 2:34Speaker 03

  It's too much.

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot? It's Tom Segura.

• 2:37Speaker 03

  No, take out poignant.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  Poignant?

• 2:39Speaker 03

  And powerful.

• 2:39Andrew Santino?

  He is powerful and poignant.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:42Andrew Santino?

  And he has a show out right now on Netflix called Bad Thoughts, which we are going to sue for as a bad friend's company man.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  It's right there, right? Are there other words you could have used?

• 2:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  Than bad? There were about. Awful. Three hundred. Awful thoughts? It could have been. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  Atrocious thoughts.

• 3:00Speaker 03

  Yep. Yeah.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  Alliteration would have been good, like tyrannic, terrible, terrible thoughts.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Tyrannic, little Rex.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Well thought. Tyrannosaurus Rex.

• 3:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:07Andrew Santino?

  Synonyms for bad you could have used.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, zoom in, zoom in.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, substandard.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Unacceptable would have been good.

• 3:14Andrew Santino?

  Unacceptable thoughts, second rate.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Ah, yeah. Dreadful.

• 3:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dreadful.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Not up to par thoughts.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Unlucky.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  Grim thoughts.

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Have you thought about what you're gonna name your special? No, I haven't, Tom. It's one of the worst times you can have. I know, I can't think of it.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  I just did mine.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  I know, I know your title's great. I know your title's great. There's this thing too, when you, uh, when you're naming, and they pointed this out to me because we were submitting just dozens of them.

• 3:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Uh, every title sounds fake until it's like official.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  When you're, when you're throwing them around, you're like, that sounds like a made up, that doesn't sound real.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, ChatGPT says Bobby's comedy show should be called Tiger Dad, Unfiltered Kimchi. The Slept King. Pork Chop Samurai.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  Undiagnosed.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  Uh, that's the only one, Trauma Llama is so good.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  Trauma Llama's good. If you do go with Still Bobby, you gotta do one of these poses.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  How about this?

• 4:09Andrew Santino?

  Still Bobby.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Still Bobby. Yeah. No, does your title, I was thinking about this because you guys are the.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Pros.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  And you guys are better than me.

• 4:18Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  As people, you're talking about.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  What? As people, you mean?

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  People draw.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. As people, as comics, as friends, as, as actors, as writers, as performers, as everything, really.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know?

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Take it away.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  Okay, now they.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Sounds so good.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Now go.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  This is so good. Anyway, um, what I was gonna say, does your title have anything to do with your jokes? Or your theme? Or can it just be random?

• 4:46Andrew Santino?

  It can be anything.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  All right. Well, why can't I just do the slept king?

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  You can.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Trauma llama is more fun.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I don't have jokes about llamas.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I certainly think you could write one. Let's do one right now. Go ahead.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  What did the llama say to his twin brother llama?

• 5:03Andrew Santino?

  What did he say?

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Bah.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  You know, because your.

• 5:08Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, right? That's dead on, what? Go ahead.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Well, the opener is your table setter for the hour. So that's a good way to start the hour. Let people know what kind of show they're gonna see. Really? Sure, yeah.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  I mean, well, listen, you're my, you're a better friend than me, right? And you're a better actor and all that stuff. He said, right? But what I'm saying to you is that, are you being real right now?

• 5:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  You think that joke I just wrote should be my opening joke?

• 5:31Speaker 03

  For the special, yeah.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  I mean, you might maybe workshop it a little.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for coming, man. My first special. San Diego!

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what's up?

• 5:46Andrew Santino?

  Trouble llama!

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  What? Thanks for bringing it up, guy. You're right. What did the one llama say to the twin llama, brother?

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  What did he say?

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:01Speaker 03

  Everybody's laughing.

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  Losing it, dude.

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm losing it?

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  My favorite thing you said is it's the table setting for the entire special. And it made me think immediately, I know that's a turn of phrase, but how Bobby has literally never set a table his entire life.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  It's, I went to etiquette school.

• 6:15Andrew Santino?

  No, you didn't.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  I, I, there's a paper in Poway. I have a clipping of it, of me going to etiquette school.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Why? Why did they take a photo of you going to etiquette school?

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Because I didn't know what a fork was.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  How old were you?

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Twelve or something.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  And so I was like.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  There's.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah, it was like that and I picked up a fork. What? No, that's not me.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  I was picking up a fork, like, looking at it like, this is a fork, you know what I mean? And I was like.

• 6:40Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you went to etiquette class for how long? Be honest.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  For like a year. We also learned dancing, ballroom dancing.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  You know what's so funny is that you have none of, none of that is in you or about like.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  That's.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  When I'm, I've, you know, I love you and I've, and I've introduced you to different people in my life. And all of them are like, where's this fucking alien from? Like within minutes. They're like, this is the least.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  Fuck off, Tom. I think it's your projection because I'm gonna say something.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  See, I'll tell you why. We were in Toronto backstage.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  And he said the same exact privately. He goes, where are you from? You're so weird.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  And I think that's his own projection. I think I'm normal.

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why are you saying he's not projecting?

• 7:24Speaker 03

  That's hilarious.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Why, what would he be projecting?

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Cause he's weird.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't think so, dude.

• 7:29Bobby Lee?

  You don't think that's weird?

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  I think he's, he's about as, he's about as low weird on the weird scale as you are the highest of the weird.

• 7:37Speaker 03

  What's weird about me, though?

• 7:38Andrew Santino?

  What's weird?

• 7:39Bobby Lee?

  That you're Peruvian, maybe you look like a white guy.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Okay, that's kinda weird, sure.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  I would say that it was interesting, not weird.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  That's more interesting than weird.

• 7:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:47Andrew Santino?

  That's like, oh, you're Peruvian, Peruvian. That's interesting. I didn't know that.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  No, or the only guy that lost weight that looks worse?

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  Wow, dude.

• 7:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 7:56Andrew Santino?

  You see what he's doing?

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  And by the, by the way.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  You look great.

• 7:58Andrew Santino?

  He tried to go to battle with Shane Gillis, didn't end well, so.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it didn't end well. Yeah, yeah. Why, you know, uh, here's another thing that you're weird.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  You, you, you surprise me.

• 8:09Speaker 03

  That's weird?

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's like you're dynamic, but you know, you hide your talents.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  What are you fucking talking about?

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I'm just.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's not working.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  He's not weird. Look, Carlos. He's fucking weird, man. We know what weird is. We have it all over. Look at the fucking window of weirdos.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  He said alien.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  You are quite alien.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  So I walk into like a dinner like.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  Dude, but here's the thing. You, you take this, you always get defensive like it's a, like it's a critique.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 8:39Speaker 03

  But what I'm saying is that it's a celebration. Like when people meet you, like I, we've, we've toured together. You came and did bad thought. You did an episode of Bad Thoughts with me.

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  I have another thing that, I have.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  Let him finish.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but go ahead.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  So like in, in both scenarios, you know, like I go like, oh, here, this is my friend Bobby's great comic. And everyone, you know, it's like, oh, cool. Always, if not within the first 20 minutes, within the first few hours, people pull me aside and they're like, yo, this guy's out of his fucking mind.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  Dude, story of my fucking life.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  It's gotta be, right?

• 9:16Andrew Santino?

  Every day of my life.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  And why does he react this way, though?

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  He pretends this is an act. It's a, he does this because he wants, this is him ramping up.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  You know how like somebody ramps up?

• 9:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:25Andrew Santino?

  He's ramping up silently. Look at him. Go ahead and say what you want to say back. He's not critiquing you. He's just giving you the real world.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Um, people used to call me eccentric.

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  Eccentric.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Whatever it is.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's the one.

• 9:40Bobby Lee?

  And, um.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  Espresso.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I, espresso, eccentric.

• 9:45Andrew Santino?

  Can you get me espresso?

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm an eccentric.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  That's what you should call your special, eccentric espresso.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  What did it rama? Save to this queen brother.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  You're on fire today.

• 10:03Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  So women used to go, you're eccentric. And I Googled it and I don't think that I'm any of that.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  You are eccentric. We've looked it up on this show.

• 10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but yeah, so, um.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Unconventional and slightly strength.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's about, that's about, that's about society. You're like, society tells you how to behave one way, right?

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Not, everybody is weird about you. Yeah, that's what.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:25Andrew Santino?

  Here's the deal. You are eccentric. We love, that's what we like about you.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  It's the most fun thing.

• 10:31Bobby Lee?

  But I honestly, can I just say something? Oh, can I just, I honestly think that I'm normal.

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  For you, you are.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  That when I wake up, I'm like, I go, oh, normal. You know what I mean? Like. No, I don't do that. No, no.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  You were about to.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't do that. No, no, no. I go.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  Ooh. Good morning.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  No. I go, oh, morning.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like that, right?

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  Okay, can I give you an example?

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Here's the deal. If I-

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  If I said to my mom and dad in Chicago, if I said, Tom Segura's coming over for dinner tonight, they'd go, oh, wow, awesome, oh, my god.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, you're gonna-

• 11:07Andrew Santino?

  And then if I say, when I said, Bobby, mom, dad, Bobby's coming up for dinner.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  My mom goes, really?

• 11:15Andrew Santino?

  What does he eat?

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  That's a fact. They were there.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, when I went to your fucking Thanksgiving fucking dinner, right?

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Wasn't I polite?

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  You were.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  And enjoy-

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  It blew my fucking-

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  Cause that's who I am!

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  You were putting on-

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  That's who I am!

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  You were putting-

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  That's who I am. I'm a normal dude.

• 11:31Andrew Santino?

  How much of an act was he fucking putting on? It was unbelievable.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  You were watching football with his dad.

• 11:36Andrew Santino?

  It's such bullshit.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  Cause that's what I do in my normal life, dude.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  He's such a liar.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  You've watched football before? No.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  But like, but it's like, oh, the Kansas City Chiefs are playing the Philadelphia Philadelphia.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, cause, uh, they should change the name.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  No, they did.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  They changed it. Philadelphia, Philadelphia.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Skyhawks, whatever they are. The Skyhawks. So, uh, yeah. It's so close. Yeah, it's so, yeah, yeah.

• 11:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  I think it's Eagles.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  There we go. You got it. Okay, name is still football, they're like, it's a-

• 12:03Andrew Santino?

  You wanna guess?

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:04Andrew Santino?

  Pittsburgh.

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Steelers.

• 12:06Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Very good. Detroit? Lions. Chicago?

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  Gotta know that. Bears.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  Arizona. That's a tricky-

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  Cardinals.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's good. Wow. You know them all.

• 12:17Bobby Lee?

  So that's my point. I'm, I act like this in show business areas.

• 12:22Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, like, you know, I met Chuck Lorre the other day.

• 12:26Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  Brag. Big brag. Big brag.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Was it a general? Like, was it a? No, we were just hanging out.

• 12:34Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, we were just hanging out, me and Chuck Lorre. And I act weird in front of him, cause I'm like, use me as in a sitcom. Five and a half guys or whatever, you know?

• 12:45Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  And so it's like, um, I act, I can see myself, like, my brother does it. My brother acts weird in front of you. He, he's, that's not who he is.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  You're right. I've seen both sides of your brother.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So it's like, I think that I kind of like accentuate certain things.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  You, you play it up.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Right. Yeah, that's normal, though. Thank you so much. Okay. I have a qualm with you. Tell me. Okay. Okay. So this fool, right?

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Now, I, you know, I don't, I'll bring it up privately.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  No, do it now.

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  You might as well do it now.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  That look was fucking, you have a look now, Dan.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  Now?

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, your look now is improved dramatically.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  He can look at me with an eye, or both eyes, if you may, and you can go, you see when I, shut the fuck up.

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:38Speaker 03

  But I wasn't doing that.

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  He didn't do that, though.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  I didn't do that.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  Tell me what the-

• 13:41Speaker 03

  I'm curious as to what your qualm is.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Oh, check this out, dude. This is so funny.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 13:48Andrew Santino?

  Here's, I'm Bobby. Making it up.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not making it, I'm not making it.

• 13:52Andrew Santino?

  Making it up right now in my head. Making it up. I'm making it up. I'm fucking making it up right now in my head. Go.

• 14:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna say it.

• 14:01Speaker 03

  Oh, come on, bro.

• 14:02Andrew Santino?

  Come on, dude. Don't do this. Just do it.

• 14:03Speaker 03

  What's your qualm?

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 14:05Bobby Lee?

  What the, so, um, what, the qualm was like, you called me.

• 14:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Hey, I'm doing a project, right?

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  And I go, and you called me FaceTime.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  So then I went to your Bad Thoughts thing.

• 14:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  And I went to the director, I'm like, of the project that you're doing, and I go, am I, I'm in it, right? He's like, we'll see.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:30Speaker 03

  I don't understand.

• 14:31Andrew Santino?

  Hold on one second. I'm just gonna-

• 14:32Speaker 03

  Who said-

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm just gonna give this story the light. Is this- Is that it?

• 14:37Speaker 03

  Wait, you went to the premiere? That's what you're saying?

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  And you were worried you weren't in it? You're in the fucking show.

• 14:44Bobby Lee?

  No, it was a different project.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what?

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  The movie.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  The movie, okay.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  You called me on the movie, and then when I went to the, and talked to the director, he made it seem like I wasn't in it.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  Maybe you're not.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  What did he say?

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  He goes, well, maybe he was joking, like, we're gonna have to audition or something, but, you know what I mean?

• 15:01Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:03Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 15:03Andrew Santino?

  Were you good in the movie, do you think?

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  We haven't done it yet.

• 15:06Andrew Santino?

  So what the fuck are you talking about?

• 15:08Speaker 03

  He's, he's talking about that there's a movie coming up.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  That your offer's coming this week for.

• 15:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  And-

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. You know, I believe that. Yeah, he'll turn it down, but, um-

• 15:27Speaker 03

  He might.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  You know how he does.

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  He might.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  He just might.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what? Not, we can't all do Parrot Ghost.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  You're in Parrot Ghost?

• 15:39Andrew Santino?

  Dude, this guy-

• 15:43Speaker 03

  What's Karate Ghost?

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  My favorite thing about Bobby, sometimes Bobby's like, "Don't do the Asian accent anymore, man. I'm trying to get away from that kind of shit." And I'm like, "Okay, fine. What'd you do this week?" He's like, "I shot Karate Ghost."

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  What is that? Deadline?

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:56Speaker 05

  It's not Deadline.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  Belushi, Bobby Lee, uh, and who else? Tim Rosin, Colton Gobo. Those are fake names. Those are AI.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, that dude right there is in the new Karate Kid movie.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  I know, buddy. I'm just teasing.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 16:08Speaker 03

  Wait, so have you, is this?

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  I shot it already.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  And?

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Steve Howie's in it, too.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  Is it just your voice?

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm literally in it.

• 16:18Speaker 03

  But.

• 16:19Andrew Santino?

  Ooh. That's on. Stop it.

• 16:23Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  It's a good movie. It's gonna be big.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  How was it?

• 16:29Andrew Santino?

  Steve Howie's in it, by the way. Here's how I know Steve Howie's in it.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Steve Howie called me. Uh, I was at the gym and he, they called me to say, "Hey, man, did Bobby change his number? I can't get through to him at all." I was like, "You got the right number, bud."

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I texted him back, though.

• 16:42Andrew Santino?

  You did, at, finally?

• 16:43Bobby Lee?

  We called him. Yeah, I called him. Yeah, yeah.

• 16:46Andrew Santino?

  Set in a town ruled by an absurd karate law, the film watches a lonely teen form an unlikely bond with the ghost of his late father's favorite action hero. Is that right?

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:54Speaker 03

  And then you're the, you're the fake?

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I play a sensei.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  And I do think Asian accent. I do think Asian.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, "How's your English?"

• 17:05Speaker 03

  In it. Is it the kind we all wanna hear?

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  You. All right.

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  But it's based on a popular, uh, comic book, right? In a video game?

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, here's the deal, okay? I fucking.

• 17:24Speaker 03

  Look at you in that IMDB photo. That's great, man.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  This guy's killing it, man.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, that one.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  That was from a long time ago.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Ninety-six.

• 17:32Bobby Lee?

  Nineteen ninety-six.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  That's when VH1 was still on the air.

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  So handsome.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, this is what happened, Tom.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Kick punch.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  I had to fly.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  You had, you had a.

• 17:44Speaker 03

  Tell me, you had what?

• 17:46Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I feel so defenseless. I've been, I'm being bullied by both of you.

• 17:50Andrew Santino?

  Do you deserve this?

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  I do, I think.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  I apologize.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I didn't show up to a meeting.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  You?

• 18:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What was it, at noon or something?

• 18:04Speaker 03

  You're like, this is

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  10 a.m. in the morning.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  10, 10:30. Carlos and I were on the phone with Ireland. We were zooming with Ireland, doing morning press. And they were like, where's Bobby? Is Bobby, is Bobby gonna be coming with ya?

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  I was like, well, he's not at my house. We have two separate homes, so I don't know where. And they're like, really? Can you get a hold of Bobby? And I was like, I can't. We can't get a hold of Bobby.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how mad were you?

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  We had this planned for weeks.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  How mad, how mad were you?

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  I said, you're right, Irishman. We have had this planned for weeks. Yeah, I can't believe Bobby's not on the call. I was like, I can't either. You know what, dude? He never does stuff like this. And the Irishman goes, ah, that's so disappointing. I thought we'd get you together and you'd be goofing together. And I said, me too. Me too, bud. Me too.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how many times I have to fucking apologize for it. Um, karate ghost.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  Can we not talk about karate ghost?

• 18:49Bobby Lee?

  I just want to finish the story.

• 18:50Speaker 03

  You didn't even tell me, by the way.

• 18:51Bobby Lee?

  What about what?

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Well, you, I, you had asked me and, and, you know, about, about you and bad thoughts. And you're like, is it funny? Is it good? And I was like, and then I was like, thank you so much for doing it. Did you watch it?

• 19:02Andrew Santino?

  The You know he didn't watch it.

• 19:03Speaker 03

  You didn't watch it?

• 19:04Andrew Santino?

  No fucking chance.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  You didn't watch yourself?

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, so what happened was this, okay?

• 19:11Speaker 03

  What happened?

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you what happened. So Gilbert from Tiger Belly.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  I made him watch it.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:18Bobby Lee?

  So he saw the whole show.

• 19:19Andrew Santino?

  So you paid another guy to watch your scene for you?

• 19:22Bobby Lee?

  And And then before, cause you know, and he goes, your sketches is not as strong, you know, as the other sketches.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Is it your fault?

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  I know. Just listen to what I'm saying, Tom. I don't want you to roll around, all right? So what I'm saying is that. And so I'm like, oh, but I have to say, I've gotten, gotten a lot of texts, how great I was in it.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  You're so funny in it.

• 19:42Bobby Lee?

  So my point is, is that, thank you so much.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  Okay. You were, you were really great in it, honestly.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Why, why didn't you want to watch it?

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

  Andrew, do you watch everything you're in?

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  No, but I watch everything you're in.

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  I know. And I watch Nick and Nick's like, lady.

• 19:59Andrew Santino?

  Did you?

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  Nicky's to Nicky?

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's it about?

• 20:02Bobby Lee?

  It's about golf, baby.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Very good. Say less.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, so, um, I don't watch things that I'm in.

• 20:09Andrew Santino?

  Me neither. I agree.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Right. But, um, sometimes I force myself to. You know what I mean? I'm trapped into it.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  You're gonna be happy with yourself in this one day when you see it. You're very funny in it.

• 20:20Bobby Lee?

  Also, um, if, if it was shown at the premiere, I would have been forced to watch it. But it's like, um, but based on the other sketches on the show, let me say is this, okay? I was talking to my date, um, about it. And I go, number one, I've never seen anything like it. Okay, number two, it's shot like a film. Number three, it's crazy funny. So what I'm saying is, is that, um, thank you for putting me in it.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:49Bobby Lee?

  Um, I think it's, uh, it's prestigious.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  And I want to say that, congratulations.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Okay, thanks, buddy.

• 21:01Andrew Santino?

  Jesus fucking Christ.

• 21:03Bobby Lee?

  Goldbelly.

• 21:05Andrew Santino?

  Listen up to me.

• 21:06Bobby Lee?

  No, you listen to me.

• 21:06Andrew Santino?

  You listen to me.

• 21:07Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 21:08Andrew Santino?

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• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Lumalas.

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  Lumalas.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  And also, can I just say, during the pandemic, I survived with the Goldbelly. I got pies from North Carolina, I got cakes from New York, and I got these pizzas from Chicago. You get the best from all over the United States of America, and it delivers to your house. And, you know, it comes, some of it comes frozen.

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 21:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's easily microwaveable or baked in your oven, right? And it's, you get delicious foods from all over the country. And wow, I'm, we're just trying to open your world.

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

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• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  That's gold belly.com code bad friends for free shipping and 20% off your first order.

• 22:18Andrew Santino?

  Old belly, baby.

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  Shopify.

• 22:20Andrew Santino?

  Ching, ching, ching.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  Upgrade your business and get the same checkout we use with Shopify. You know, we have an online business. We would not have one without Shopify.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  Nobody, nobody does it better than Shopify. And it's the humble, it's the humble, the number one checkout on the planet.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  And the not so secret secret with shop pay that boosts conversions up to 50%. You know, there's these companies like Allbirds, you know, the shoes.

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  I love them.

• 22:44Andrew Santino?

  Birds and stuff like that.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  Skims.

• 22:45Andrew Santino?

  Skims is great too. And you think, great business, great business.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  Great business.

• 22:48Andrew Santino?

  But what's really going on behind them, the business behind the business?

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Shopify, Shopify.

• 22:51Andrew Santino?

  It's Shopify.

• 22:53Bobby Lee?

  So if you're into growing your business like we all are, your commerce platform better be ready to sell whatever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their feed and everywhere else in between.

• 23:04Andrew Santino?

  So upgrade your business and get the same checkout that Skims and Allbirds uses right now. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash bad friends, all lowercase.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  You guys just gotta go to Shopify.com all lowercase bad friends to upgrade your selling today.

• 23:17Andrew Santino?

  Go to Shopify.com slash bad friends to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends.

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• 23:53Andrew Santino?

  We're not doing that fucking movie anyway.

• 23:55Bobby Lee?

  I was considering it.

• 23:57Andrew Santino?

  No chance.

• 23:57Speaker 01

  I had a promise.

• 23:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know when he chases, this is a funny, I bet you, I wonder if your guys do this. Like after the show's done, you know, we're done, we're wrapping up, we're saying goodbye. And then he'll, they'll follow you to your car to ask you one thing, not in front of everybody else. Yeah, he's like, Andrew, Andrew, and he chased me to the parking lot. I go, what's up, man? He's like, ah, well, just wondering, and as he's doing this, I'm getting into my car. I'm already gone, you know what I mean? I'm like, I'm leaving. You know what I mean? It's like a kid being like, when will you be back, dad? I'm like, I'm not coming back, buddy. Your mom has you now. And he goes, maybe, do you think you will be in the movie, maybe? What did I say?

• 24:31Speaker 01

  I said, yes.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I said, of course I will.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you're not. This is a movie.

• 24:36Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 24:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there's no way.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's no fucking way, dude.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he went to film school, whatever.

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  Total fucking bullshit.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  We had a real director here two weeks ago.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we had David Mamet sitting in this.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, David Mamet.

• 24:46Andrew Santino?

  I work with this fucking guy?

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  We are, we're gonna do your movie and I can't wait to do it. I'm excited to do it. Andrew, I hope you consider the movie that we're. I've heard, I, I, I don't know, man. You know what? What? I am very excited to even, we don't have, you have to, they have to tell me, no one's told me anything. No, it's coming this week. Oh, it is? It's, I swear to you, it's coming this week.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  Are you being fucking, no, I, I, I'm sorry.

• 25:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, right? And I don't like your mischievous smile.

• 25:11Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 25:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Are you saying to me this?

• 25:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 25:15Bobby Lee?

  And I'll be open.

• 25:16Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  And I'll accept it.

• 25:17Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 25:18Bobby Lee?

  What you're telling me, Mr. Segura, is that you're gonna offer him a part in your movie? Okay?

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Through his agency?

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Right? Are my agents gonna call me?

• 25:33Speaker 01

  They're gonna audition for it.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  I, uh.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  To be honest, because we're friends, I, I, I love you so much.

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  I love you too.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  We, we did Indian seances in Canada. Right? We've gone through so much together.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What are you asking? Ultimately, what are you asking?

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you want to get an offer for the movie?

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you're getting one.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  We don't know that.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  He just said it.

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  We don't know that.

• 25:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Hypothetically, would I get one? Not hypothetically, am I getting one?

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't know yet.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  I, cuz I.

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  Why? You did a good job at that thought?

• 26:10Speaker 03

  It's not like that. It's not like that.

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  You don't understand, man.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  You don't, there's a lot of, it's not me going, him yes, him no. It's not like that.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, I don't think, you don't think I know how movies work?

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Well, then why are you yelling?

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Look at my IMDB, guy.

• 26:22Andrew Santino?

  Let's check out his IMDB.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. Now you're gonna fucking shame me, dude.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  No, what's your problem? He's probably, you're probably gonna get something you never know.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  Okay, let's see this IMDB.

• 26:33Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just kidding. Sorry.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, stacked.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  Shit.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  Stacked.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  So many.

• 26:39Andrew Santino?

  What else do you need?

• 26:41Speaker 03

  God damn.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, right there. Kicking it old school, chilly chill. I mean, it never ends.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  What's your favorite thing that's on there? Do you have one favorite?

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  He's gotta fix the mic.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Bad thoughts.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Oh, stop.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Hello. I, listen, I'm being real.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Let's be real for a second. Um, I know how the biz works and, um.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  Do ya?

• 27:02Bobby Lee?

  He's a great actor.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:04Bobby Lee?

  And I understand why you would. And, um, I'll catch you on the flip side.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  On the flip side?

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll catch you on the flip side.

• 27:11Speaker 03

  But it's not like, it's definitely not like.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:13Speaker 03

  No, it's.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Um, but you know, um.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna tell, can I cut this off and change this?

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Change the subject.

• 27:20Andrew Santino?

  I wanna say something.

• 27:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's get real.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  We are a little heartbroken. We do, we do miss you. It's a little annoying that everyone left us. Can we be honest and tell our friends that everybody left us? We're here alone, on this little island.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, also, it's gonna die out there.

• 27:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he, yeah, he's been, he's been, he's trying to curse it.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Well, he was telling me that in 2020.

• 27:43Andrew Santino?

  Right?

• 27:44Speaker 03

  He's like, you don't feel the fucking wave coming back here right now? And I go, no.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  I did say that, huh?

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Oh, you did?

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  No, you know what? I think we're jealous.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  It's not jealous. We miss our friends. I miss.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  That's the thing. It's like when the half the community moves, you know what I mean? You, it's like Game of Thrones.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  It was so fun, by the way, to be in the store the other night when we ran into each other in the store. That was such a fun night.

• 28:09Bobby Lee?

  That was a fun night.

• 28:10Andrew Santino?

  Felt like the old days, I heard.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  The old days. You know what I mean? I remember when Rogan was there, you, all these guys, you know what I mean?

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Seth?

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Seth, Rogan, yeah, yeah. And all those guys, God, you're so quick today.

• 28:21Andrew Santino?

  Thanks, man.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  God, you're so good.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Now you turn it up.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Good sleep?

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, did you?

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Not really.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  I can tell.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 28:27Andrew Santino?

  Cuz your demeanor.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my demeanor's off?

• 28:31Andrew Santino?

  You're slower today. You sound slurry.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 28:35Speaker 03

  It's early for you.

• 28:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's early for me.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Wait, how, this is early?

• 28:38Andrew Santino?

  Very early.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  Too early.

• 28:40Speaker 03

  What's a normal wake up time? I know we've talked about it, but I don't remember.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um.

• 28:46Speaker 03

  No.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  When I have noth- yeah. When I, when, when I have nothing to do, um. Right? So when I have nothing.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  Dude, how funny is that? How funny is that for you to fucking say that to me in front of my fucking vic? When, when I have nothing to do? We have so much going on. And it's so funny. What he's saying is, when Andrew has all the stuff to do and I don't do any of it, I get to fucking sleep till five. It's amazing.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  That's insane, bro.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  He sleeps till 4pm and then we shoot at 6 or 7pm usually.

• 29:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't have children.

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  Neither do I. We have, we have a job.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Wait, so what, to get up at four, what time did you go to sleep, though?

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, last night, for instance, if I may.

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 29:28Speaker 03

  You may.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm, so I'm playing, I was playing Oblivion, but watching House of the Dragon at the same time.

• 29:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Double Down.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was doubling down on it.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But with Oblivion, I can just wander.

• 29:40Andrew Santino?

  Right. You don't need to really be in the game.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  Pick up mushrooms, you know what I mean? You know?

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  You're foraging and stuff.

• 29:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm an alchemist.

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  Right, of course.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  So like, I like making potions and stuff, you know what I mean?

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  You're quite the alchemist in the real world as well, Mike.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then taking grand soul gems, triggering them into black soul gems, you know what I mean?

• 29:55Speaker 03

  Why are you, but you are slurring, is that from a thing?

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  I haven't slept good last night.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Okay, it's not like a neurological condition or something?

• 30:03Bobby Lee?

  Are you being fucking real right now? You think I'm slurring?

• 30:05Speaker 03

  Well, you said, I pick up mushrooms and I.

• 30:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did slur.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:10Andrew Santino?

  He is right.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll be more clear then.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Okay, okay.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what I'm gonna say, this is made for dumb. Let me finish, let me finish, okay? So then, um, then the birds tweet. Tweet.

• 30:23Andrew Santino?

  Chirp.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Chirp.

• 30:24Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  Right? Sounds like I'm teaching you English. Yeah, you're right. Then the wood. I literally had one hour of sleep last night. I know.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  Wait a minute.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  So.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 30:35Speaker 03

  Wait, you're playing the game, the movie's on.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  TV show.

• 30:39Speaker 03

  TV show, and then what?

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  TV show.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  It's five, six AM later?

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  Five, six AM.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  And then I go. Bath time. He takes a bath. He loves morning baths. So I have buckets in the bathtub and also my tree tea oil. Tea tree. Whatever. We're gonna figure it all out. Yeah, yeah.

• 30:58Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Tea tree. Tea tree oil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had one hour of sleep. So I'm like really tired right now. Did you go on a date? Did you go on a date last night though? No, no date. Don't lie. Swear to God.

• 31:07Speaker 03

  Wait, so the bath is over around seven, eight AM?

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  It's called.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Then do you get?

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  It's called a Korean ritual.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Do you get body scrubbed too? You got scrubbed?

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  So I have two scrubbers.

• 31:20Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  One for my feet.

• 31:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:21Bobby Lee?

  And the one for my whole body. What are the buckets for in the tub?

• 31:26Bobby Lee?

  Because when you do.

• 31:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Towel. Right?

• 31:31Bobby Lee?

  Then I take the bucket, fill it with warm water, and I pour it over my back.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  Oh, wow. You're super Korean. Yeah.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:40Bobby Lee?

  Then I lay there, listen to music, and then by the time, then it's ten.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  And it's ten?

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, then it's, now it's ten, man. Now it's eleven, right? That's when I'm on the call with Ireland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly. And then what happens is I hear my dogs. Yeah. In the backyard, because my bedroom, you have a pool and a really nice backyard.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, you don't have to flex that hard.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  He does, dude. Oh, some bick. I took a shot. Yeah, we know. And now I'm like, oh my God, the dogs are running around. I'm fucked. Right, they're hungry. They have to eat and piss and shit. So then I double check my fucking phone to see if the alarm is on. Mm hmm. It was. It was on, yeah. Yeah. And then I went to sleep. Okay. So what's up? What's up, bra? What do you, you got a problem with that bra? So that's about eleven thirty or so.

• 32:31Speaker 03

  No, that's a normal day. You're not a weird guy.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  But normally, like for instance, the karate ghost week.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  Well, your filming is a different thing.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  So if I have a 5 a.m. call time, I'm there.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was gonna say, how do you, how hard is it for you to pivot when you're working in a production and you?

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't sleep.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  You just don't?

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  I just show up like fucking no sleep.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  So you show up and then?

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  But then if I have two days in a row, then that night I'll sleep at 7.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  Right, you'll just pass.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  And he knows the lines.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's a pro.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  I do, I know my lines.

• 33:03Andrew Santino?

  He'll show up knowing the lines, that is a fact.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  He does show up knowing the lines and he shows up on time.

• 33:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you know what I'm getting better at though?

• 33:08Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 33:09Bobby Lee?

  Memorizing lines when I'm there.

• 33:13Andrew Santino?

  It's giving you more incentive to not memorize lines.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm just saying, I still memorize them, but there was one day where I was like, I was so tired, I'll just do it in the morning.

• 33:22Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it was a lot of pages.

• 33:25Speaker 03

  Oh shit.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  And I could just do it quickly, you know what I mean? What, what?

• 33:28Andrew Santino?

  You're really solidifying your offer from the new movie.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, that's just, I just get panicked if you're like.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, you're the lead, you're number one on the call sheet.

• 33:38Speaker 03

  For that, yeah.

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so you have a lot of lines.

• 33:40Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  And that horror movie did really good.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:43Andrew Santino?

  I think the best number.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  What was that movie called?

• 33:46Speaker 03

  The one that I had a role in?

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you were like the VHS clerk.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  Oh, Countdown.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Countdown, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  Bring it up, I wanna see a photo of it.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  I love that movie.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  When I saw, could I watch every horror movie?

• 33:57Andrew Santino?

  Type in his name with the countdown.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  Actually, the scene for me was, is a.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  There he is.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  No, but the.

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  Look at the acting.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  The scene with the, um, next to it?

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, in the cellphone story.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  That goes like, that's like, even like hood clips, where you play it, cuz people love a customer service guy being like, hey, fuck off.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love, I love, honestly, I loved your scenes in that movie.

• 34:20Speaker 03

  Oh, thanks, man.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:21Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  But yeah, um.

• 34:22Andrew Santino?

  That is on hood clips, 100%.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  1000%.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  That's World Star's favorite shit.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  They're like, and then people comment like, well, she deserves it, she was talking shit.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, bitch deserved that shit. Get up out my motherfucking man's face.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  Too much?

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 34:37Bobby Lee?

  You did it?

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  I know, but it was, we're doing it in context, you know what I mean?

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh. What?

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  No, that's good.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Alright, okay.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  You know my favorite thing to watch? By the way, it's graduation season and black graduation is the greatest thing in the world. Have you watched black high school graduation?

• 34:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:51Andrew Santino?

  They're losing their minds, most fun I've ever seen.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  That one where it was like all women, just.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, bro.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  Fucking absolute.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  Going fucking off.

• 35:00Speaker 03

  Chaos.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  Give me videos. Go to YouTube and just do black graduation celebration.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Oh, it's, yeah, it's wild. And then sometimes it goes from these incredible like dance, you know, like celebratory things to just an all out riot.

• 35:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a fistfight. Yeah, it's amazing.

• 35:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:17Andrew Santino?

  Amazing.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what they call that?

• 35:18Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 35:19Bobby Lee?

  Joy.

• 35:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, joy and happiness.

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  You went to college, Tom?

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Look at this. Look.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Boom, boom. Hey, hey.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  That's so.

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Bro, I fucking love this.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  That is so.

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  I fucking love this so much.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Damn.

• 35:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, it's so good.

• 35:48Speaker 03

  That's so good.

• 35:49Speaker 01

  This is it. My grandma.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  All right, that's.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  And then, and then a white person has to ruin it with salt.

• 35:54Speaker 01

  Here's some turmeric.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  That kid's moves were so.

• 35:57Andrew Santino?

  So fucking.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  But I'm saying though, how, how has this not been, how is this now, it's just like new to us?

• 36:04Speaker 03

  I know.

• 36:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, you guys are, white people are stiff. And they don't know joy.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  You don't think white people know joy?

• 36:11Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  At a level.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  You think Asian graduations are, are buck like that? Are you out of your fucking mind?

• 36:19Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  You think an Asian graduation celebration would be fucking wild?

• 36:23Speaker 03

  Asian.

• 36:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, look up, look, okay, look up the, oh, hold on. Carlos, Carlos, look at me.

• 36:28Speaker 05

  They go directly.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, look at me. Look up, um, the graduation where people can wear wherever they want in Japan. Go ahead. I'm gonna prove you wrong. For once in my life.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  What is it? Hello Kitty shit all over the fucking place?

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  No, just listen. So people can.

• 36:42Speaker 05

  Wear anything in your graduation. At Kyoto University, graduation isn't just about formal robes. It's a celebration of individuality. Instead of sticking to the usual caps.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  That's joy, dude.

• 36:52Speaker 05

  Students at this renowned Japanese university.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Time out. Pause this.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  You guys are so repressed.

• 36:59Andrew Santino?

  As a culture that you're like, you have to dress up like weird fantasy creatures.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  In order to like feel something.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  No, it's expression.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  No, because they're not allowed to express any other time of day. They have to be head down on the train, quiet.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, is this, look at Tom.

• 37:14Speaker 03

  And they also wore masks that you can't even actually express yourself in.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  Right, it's not even them.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  Like mascot helmet.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but with the head helmet on and off, it's the same thing. Their faces are the same.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  This is repression.

• 37:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  This is heavy repression.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is this oppression?

• 37:31Andrew Santino?

  What is that?

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a ninja.

• 37:33Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  That's expression. What's your little sarcastic? Bomb?

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  That's expression. Oh, that's Nagasaki?

• 37:48Bobby Lee?

  Was it a joke?

• 37:49Speaker 03

  That felt like Hiroshima.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was more Hiroshima. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was definitely Hiroshima. The cloud was a bit lighter.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  Don't even try, don't try to play like you're, Asians are stiff as fucking whites. Black people's celebration is individual to them. You don't get to fucking, you don't get to be on that side of the fence.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  Were you for once, because you've been, it's been the duo?

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  Against Papa?

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  That's bullshit.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  So what I'm saying is, is for once?

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  Is that a form of expression?

• 38:17Speaker 03

  Is that a form of expression?

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, it's, it's very repressed expression, but yes, it is an expression.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  This does not happen at Korean graduation. This is Japan. You don't get to do that.

• 38:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we're just, we're talking about...

• 38:31Speaker 03

  I feel like if a Korean kid smiles at graduation, it's just...

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 38:37Speaker 03

  Hey!

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  No! All right.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  Don't have smiles.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Now, give me a wild, white, fucking graduation celebration.

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  Shooting guns at each other?

• 38:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  She's like, "Hey, I'm gonna wear my blue."

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:52Andrew Santino?

  No, my case was, black people celebrate like no one else. You can't lump Asians into there.

• 38:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm just...

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  You guys don't do it like you do.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  We're in the mid. Blacks are tens, we're fives. You're zero.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  You're above whites. Yes, that is...

• 39:05Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, that's all I wanted to do.

• 39:06Andrew Santino?

  But you're not near them!

• 39:07Speaker 03

  Are they?

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're above whites.

• 39:09Speaker 03

  For their celebrating?

• 39:11Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I would say for their, um, uh, oddity, their culture of oddity. They're weirdos.

• 39:16Speaker 03

  Oh, right.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're weirdos.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's the fucking king of the weirdos right here.

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  That, you know, I just got it. It's your American lens.

• 39:26Andrew Santino?

  You're fucking American.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what I'm saying to you...

• 39:28Andrew Santino?

  You're from San Diego.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  You know...

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  That's about the whitest place on planet Earth.

• 39:33Bobby Lee?

  You have to wear a new pair of glasses.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  I, I got LASIK.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm just saying, you have to look at life with a different lens.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  Go on.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  With a different perspective.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, teach me.

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that, you know, I mean culturally, you know, I mean, we're Americans, right? I dabble in Asian, though.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  I dabble in Asian as well.

• 39:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Do you dabble in Asian?

• 39:55Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:58Bobby Lee?

  You know, when I, you know, the way I walk and the way I behave. Maybe it's a cultural thing that I'm from Asia.

• 40:05Andrew Santino?

  It's a Bobby Lee thing.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  And you perceive it as to be, you know what I mean, weird.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  You're one of one.

• 40:09Bobby Lee?

  When I'm just one of a billion.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Nobody's like you.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  No, I don't think so.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  No, nobody's like you, dude.

• 40:14Speaker 03

  I have met other Asians, none of them are like you.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  None of them are like you. Jimmy Oh Yang, nothing like you.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, I was molested.

• 40:25Bobby Lee?

  And beat by my dad.

• 40:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's white. That's white.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:28Andrew Santino?

  See, you are like us. That's our thing.

• 40:30Speaker 03

  And you need to go back to etiquette school, if we're being honest.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do.

• 40:33Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 40:34Speaker 03

  I think you should probably do a little course.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Where are you gonna go now?

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna hack you. I'm walking into a dinner.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's walking into a dinner.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  Anybody order Chinese?

• 40:48Andrew Santino?

  Hey, buddy.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Hello, sir.

• 40:50Andrew Santino?

  How you doing?

• 40:51Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  It looked good.

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 40:58Speaker 03

  That was really respectful.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Very.

• 41:01Bobby Lee?

  And like, like your Thanksgiving thing.

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  My Thanksgiving dinner with my parents?

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What a lovely time.

• 41:06Speaker 03

  So he was super polite there.

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it was so fucking annoying. My mom literally goes, it was so good that everyone came over. I was like, no, it was nice. And she was like, and Bobby, oh, so, you know, he's so sweet. And I was like, you have no fucking idea, dude. It was such an act. It was such a fucking act. He had that glimmer in his eye. Like when he said goodbye, he turned to me and he was like, okay, bye. And then you're me. He turned and went like this.

• 41:31Andrew Santino?

  Fucking devil. Yeah, dude. You did.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  What was my prayer?

• 41:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude, he, he said.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Dude, Tom, I did a Thanksgiving prayer at the table.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  Oh, my God.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  How great was that?

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  It was, you know, you know, it was him. Are you still married to that lady?

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's the best. I saw her in the

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get out of that dude.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  You gotta get out of that dude.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  No, she's still there.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Kids aside.

• 41:56Bobby Lee?

  But you've won the lottery in a way, in a way.

• 41:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have a fucking rad wife.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  She is not, but just not just that, it's like if I was dating a comic. Or you know what I mean, or married to one.

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  It's rare to find a super funny one.

• 42:10Andrew Santino?

  And ones that last. I know this is cornball shit, but honestly, I'm always, it is funny. You two, the only other comic couples that's married, and obviously you've been married much longer. Mosh and Natasha.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm, yeah.

• 42:21Andrew Santino?

  And.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're talking about comics?

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  Comics that are married.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Mark Norman and his.

• 42:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Mark Norman and his wife, yeah, that's right.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Comics.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  But that's also new. They've been married for way longer.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Um, Andy and, um.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Rosebud Baker. Comics, new.

• 42:39Andrew Santino?

  Newer.

• 42:40Bobby Lee?

  Newer, yeah, yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 03

  Oh, there's the other, um.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  Fun game.

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Fuck, this is too many more people than I thought.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  Isn't Hannah?

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Hannah.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Hannah Burner and her husband.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:50Andrew Santino?

  Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Yeah, both good stand-ups.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What I'm saying.

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  What are these lists? Persons. AI things. Yeah, it's wrong.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  But the, but, but the proof is.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  The point is, it's incredible that you two have stayed together.

• 43:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  This long, being both comedians and both reserving your career and no one had to stop.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  But, but all those examples is that they all are both funny.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:15Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I've never seen like a really great comic date, marry an open mic'er. You know what I mean?

• 43:21Speaker 03

  That wouldn't work.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it would work.

• 43:22Andrew Santino?

  Bad friends.

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  You might.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  You might have a harem.

• 43:35Bobby Lee?

  So it does, yeah. But you guys are together.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  And that's great. What does that write that?

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Christina's great. She's awesome.

• 43:44Andrew Santino?

  We fucking, we love her.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  And she's a good actress. And she was great in Bad Doc.

• 43:48Speaker 03

  Good actress. Yeah, yeah. Great mom, great fucking, yeah, she's the best, man.

• 43:52Andrew Santino?

  But honestly, be real with us.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  You don't miss us at all?

• 43:55Speaker 03

  I miss you guys crazy.

• 43:57Andrew Santino?

  Do you really?

• 43:57Speaker 03

  Can I tell you this too? This is also totally sincere. Man, this show is so fucking funny.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  This fucking dumb show?

• 44:04Speaker 03

  This dumb show. This is the only fuck, one of the only things that like, you know, we all are scrolling all the time. I watch every clip.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  Ah, Tommy, come on.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  No, I'm serious.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  I would share the same sentiment, but I can't watch Burt.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  I'll watch you. I can't watch Burt.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:20Andrew Santino?

  We don't even see fucking Burt anymore. I'm joking around Burt.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, Burt's the best.

• 44:23Andrew Santino?

  I can't even see Burt anymore.

• 44:24Speaker 03

  Cause of his appearance?

• 44:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I can't be near him. No, we never see him fucking anymore. He's the only guy that stayed in LA. And how often do you see Burt, for real?

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Not much.

• 44:33Andrew Santino?

  I went over to his house. We had a little get together. You came. But then outside of that, he's never here.

• 44:40Speaker 03

  But do you really miss him? You miss your friends?

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  I do a lot.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Tom.

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  We do a lot, actually. It kinda sucks.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Remember I did a little dance when you were sitting back there?

• 44:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  So he's in the, we're sitting in the back bucket booths.

• 44:50Andrew Santino?

  I can't even hear a word you just said.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's in the back boot, like the little chairs in the back. Yeah, yeah. What did, what didn't you understand?

• 44:59Speaker 03

  It was a, it was a rough sentence.

• 45:02Speaker 03

  It was rough.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money!

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

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• 45:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 45:12Andrew Santino?

  so much money on stupid apps and stuff.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  Games.

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

  It was

• 45:16Bobby Lee?

  Meditation apps.

• 45:16Andrew Santino?

  We did Rocket Money for him and it was almost embarrassing how much money he was spending.

• 45:20Bobby Lee?

  I probably spent, I saved thousands of dollars.

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  Thousands you probably saved. Truly, because you didn't know what you were doing. And you know what? Most people don't know. Rocket Money has a dashboard that gives you a clear view of your expenses across all your accounts, so you know what you're paying for.

• 45:31Bobby Lee?

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• 45:42Andrew Santino?

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• 45:57Bobby Lee?

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• 46:02Andrew Santino?

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• 46:07Bobby Lee?

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• 46:13Andrew Santino?

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• 46:14Bobby Lee?

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• 46:19Andrew Santino?

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• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and in a situation where I need to rise, you know what, I just chew chew here, couple of minutes later, bam, and the women go woo woo.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

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• 46:49Bobby Lee?

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• 47:05Bobby Lee?

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• 47:18Bobby Lee?

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• 47:26Andrew Santino?

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• 48:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Frank it up, man. Let's go.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  All right. So anyway, um, um.

• 48:08Speaker 03

  I was sitting in the back.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I walked in, I did a little dance in front of you.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  You did, you did.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Because of, I was so happy to see you.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, it really was, it was fun memories, man. Being there was super fun.

• 48:19Andrew Santino?

  It's, the store is not the same, but it's okay. Things change. They come and they go. Are you going up at the mothership a lot or no?

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Well, I've been on tour so much that like, I'm not one of those people when, you know, you get off of a, a week of grinding, you get home, you're like, I gotta get back on stage right away. I don't do that.

• 48:36Andrew Santino?

  Bobby.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:37Andrew Santino?

  You're always, you're that. You'll always just get up. You'll just go, go, go. You'll just do it again.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  That's good, that's good. I, I still go. I went two weeks ago.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:45Speaker 03

  Um, so it's just like, depends on the time, but, you know, this summer, I'm not gonna tour, so if I'm.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  What's on the, what's on the, what's on the docket for the summer? A little vacay?

• 48:54Speaker 03

  A little vacay.

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  And the?

• 48:56Speaker 03

  And then we shoot something.

• 48:57Andrew Santino?

  Can we guess what the vacay, whether he's gonna vacation? Let's guess.

• 48:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Bora Bora.

• 49:02Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 49:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't know where that is.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

  Something more elevated. That's in Tahiti.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  That is, okay. Elevated. Well, I'm gonna say this about him.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  We did a show in Vegas. We went to that Jose Anders, was her name?

• 49:15Andrew Santino?

  Jose Andres?

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Andres.

• 49:16Andrew Santino?

  Hey, fucking hometown guy.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I go, I thought to myself, oh, this is how he eats.

• 49:24Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, this is how he eats?

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  High level.

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  High level.

• 49:29Andrew Santino?

  High level food?

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  High level everything.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  How many, how much did he order?

• 49:33Speaker 03

  I don't remember.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  It was, it was, you ordered for everybody?

• 49:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, we had a feast.

• 49:36Bobby Lee?

  It was a feast. It was the greatest steak I've ever had.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  Ever?

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  I think so, because it was the way, because, because they gave us a plaque. You know, sometimes when you get like, uh, Japanese wagyu, he just says it on the menu. This dude came up with an authentic, like a stamp.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  From, from some Asian dude.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  He stamped the wagyu?

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  No, it's from the Asian dude. It's a gold, like, you know, like Game of Thrones where you would like, you know what I mean? Put like, you know, wax to hold it together or whatever. And it was like, signed by some Japanese dude.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  You know what I, you know what I remember about this dinner too? It was a big dinner.

• 50:15Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:15Speaker 03

  It was probably like fifteen of us or something.

• 50:17Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 50:18Speaker 03

  And we had a security guy, like, assigned to us for this weekend.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:23Speaker 03

  And, uh, he was like, he came over to me, I thought he was gonna tell me like, something related. He goes, uh, uh, is it cool if my uncle comes by? What? And he goes, he goes, yeah, just to like, you know, meet you. And I go, are you working right now? And he was like.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 50:40Speaker 03

  I said, of course. And then, and then, um, you know, we're having dinner and then the security guy, and then there's just some guy. Just unc? Yeah. Unc showed up. He goes, uh.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Could you come over here? Oh, you want to like get up from eating? Yeah, like I got up from the table and I was like, what's up, man? He goes, hey. And I go, hey. And he goes, yeah, I live here. I go, cool. I'm having dinner.

• 51:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow. Did he sit down with us?

• 51:05Speaker 03

  No, he did not sit down.

• 51:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  He'd be funny as shit if he sat down. Oh, my God. Can I get a plate? And you're like, I guess, dude. He showed me like photos of some shit he's working on. This is at the restaurant at like during. I love this guy.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:16Speaker 03

  I like when people are bold like that. I fucking think that's funny as shit.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 51:20Speaker 03

  I think it's funny.

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  It would bother you.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  It was very funny.

• 51:22Bobby Lee?

  I think it would bother you.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  I'd laugh about it, but we talk shit about it.

• 51:24Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  It's both, right? Yeah. Yeah, you talk, but it's also hilarious. Yes.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  What circumstance would you not take a photo with somebody?

• 51:31Speaker 03

  Dude, I've.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Funeral, obviously.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Funeral. No, that's my, I look my best. I'm wearing a suit. I'm wearing a fucking suit.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Take a photo. I don't have that thing, dude. Like I've, I've been around friends of ours who I'm like, oh my God, when they go, when they're like, no, not now. Like all that shit. I've never done that. Never.

• 51:48Bobby Lee?

  I haven't either.

• 51:49Speaker 03

  I mean. The only time. I've done it for other people, if that makes sense. Ah, yeah. You know, like one time I was at a dinner with Rogan and I see a guy like, there's like a plant in the restaurant. And he's like.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  And I go, hey, man, what are you doing? And he's just like, uh, I go, we're, he's having dinner. Like, so I did it for him. Right.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  I, I would never do it for, for me.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  I can come up with some scenarios where you wouldn't do it.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  Well, okay, if, if my kids were.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  When you're skydiving.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  I was just gonna say, if you're with your family.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  If you're skydiving, you won't do it?

• 52:21Speaker 03

  Bungee jumping.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  If you were in like a war, like, you know what I mean? Like you're Russian and then you're fighting Ukraine.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  That'd be.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  And the Russian guy goes.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  Photo?

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  Hey, can I get the photo? Not right now. No, honestly, only, only, I think I told a story on here. I was sitting down, we just got off a long flight, my wife and I were sitting down to have dinner. And this guy like barges up to the table. And doesn't even acknowledge my wife, like stares right at me, like basically bumps into her way. He's like, yo dude, I'm a fucking huge fan, let me get a photo. And that line of questioning, also, let me get a photo. It's like, what dude? Fuck, I was like, dude, I go, brother, I'm at dinner with my wife, you need to fucking chill the fuck out. Like you were being a little too, and he went, sat down. And then the server comes over with a bucket of ice and a bottle of champagne. And I was like, no, no, no, we didn't, we're not drinking, we didn't order any booze.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  And she's like, no, no, this is from a gentleman in the restaurant. I was like, oh fuck, I don't, we hate champagne.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  Like we don't, I don't like champagne.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't like champagne either.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  I fucking hate it. And I was, and she's, she's like, it's one of this, you know, and the guy's like, oh, it's a really nice bottle. I was like, okay, don't open it. And they're like, don't open it, I was like, just put it in the thing. And I go, who's the guy? And then they lead me around the side, it's the guy.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  It's the same guy. And I walked it up to him and I go, hey, man. And then he goes, dude, I just wanted to apologize, I'm so sorry, I took care of your meal. I, that was so fucking rude.

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's really nice.

• 53:41Andrew Santino?

  And I was like, buddy, you're the man. I go, I don't drink champagne to your habit. To take it, he had like three girls with him. I was like, do your thing, thank you. And then I said, let's take a photo. But that turned out the right way.

• 53:52Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  But it was a cool move on him, he was like, I took, I paid for your meal, I was like, oh, that's fucking.

• 53:57Bobby Lee?

  That's nice.

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  But at the beginning, I was very like, dude, get the fuck out of here.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Are you, do you shut people down? Um, never, but there's some annoying circumstances.

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  If somebody did that, if you're at dinner with a girl and somebody barging, like ignored them, you'd be mad. You'd be like, dude, that's fucking crazy rude.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  I had a guy come up to me and from behind, and I feel arms wrapped around me. On the side like this, he's, come on, man, like that, without even asking. Yeah, I mean, he just snuck in and like, let's, you know what I mean? I was like, what are you doing?

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's weird. I'll always take a photo, but if it's, I'm with, if I'm with my wife at dinner, I'm like, dude, I'm fucking dinner, man. That's, but also the kind of person that just is chill about, is like thinks that that's chill, you're like, are you okay?

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  I'm at dinner, we're eating food.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  That's the worst time to approach someone, hands down.

• 54:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, just any other time.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  Shitting also.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  I actually would, I would fucking-

• 54:52Speaker 03

  I did have one time at a, at a urinal, the guy next to me goes like, "No shit." And I go, "Hey," and he goes, "Nice to meet you," and he sticks his hand up, and I go, "I'll wait."

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's so crazy.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  Till we're done.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:04Andrew Santino?

  Where would you not take a photo? You, anywhere.

• 55:07Bobby Lee?

  Me specifically?

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Like, it's a funeral, um, I wouldn't do it if I was like, um, AA meeting.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  Can't do, you can't.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  AA meetings, probably.

• 55:17Andrew Santino?

  Did you get asked to get, take pictures at AA?

• 55:18Bobby Lee?

  Bro, one time I was at an AA meeting, and, um, it was a big one, it was in Louisville, Kentucky.

• 55:24Andrew Santino?

  Those are big.

• 55:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know what the fuck that-

• 55:29Bobby Lee?

  It was a speaker meeting.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Fuck, ground zero, dude.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  Right, right, that's where bourbon is made.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're talking about two, three hundred people there, right?

• 55:35Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  Shit.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  And so, in AA meetings, they always go, um, "Does any, is there anyone from out of town?" Right, but that was my mistake. "Would you please introduce yourself?" I go, "Hi, I'm Bobby, um, I'm from Los Angeles, I've been sober for, whatever the time it was, you know, twelve years, whatever." And I sat back down, then after the meeting, there was a line.

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  To take a photo with me, and I just went, "I can't do this."

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:03Bobby Lee?

  I just, it's just, it's, because-

• 56:06Andrew Santino?

  It's an invasion of your privacy.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  But not only that, it's just like, you know, I go to regular meetings, you know what I mean, sometimes I go to celebrity ones, but like, you know-

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  He does, dude, he loves celebrity meetings.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:16Andrew Santino?

  Who's gonna be there?

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  No!

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh, who else is getting clean?

• 56:20Speaker 03

  Well, I wanna ask you a question, and obviously, I'm not asking you to reveal actual details, but in a broader sense, have you ever been to a celebrity meeting where a celebrity reveals something?

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  And it's just like, your dopamine rush is just like, wow.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, man, I've heard some crazy shit from gigantic people.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  Really?

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Fuck. I go to this meeting, um, I'm gonna tell you what night.

• 56:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  But it's an all-men's meeting.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  Oh, Tuesday, yeah.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  Thursday.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it's not Thursday.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  No, it's Tuesday.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and it's, it's invite only, and it's all legendary rock stars.

• 56:55Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And I got in it when, back, way back in the day when I was on Mad TV, when I got sober then.

• 57:01Andrew Santino?

  You have to get recommended, it's like Raya, somebody has to recommend you.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  No, somebody has to go up to the guy and go, "Can this guy come?"

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  And I've been turned down by celebrity meetings, you know that?

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  I swear to God.

• 57:13Andrew Santino?

  What, they check your star meter? Why the fuck would they?

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, um- When I first got sober this time. Yeah, when you were kicking the habit. 2022. Yeah, kicking the habit. My therapist goes, you should contact this person because he has a really good meeting. So I called this guy. Paul Rubens. And I go, can I, I just got sober again. Can I go to your meeting? He goes, you're not big enough.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  He said that for real?

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  But honestly. It hurt me. I do know who the guy was. Yeah, I wasn't big. You're not big enough. I'm not big enough.

• 57:42Speaker 03

  But he hasn't seen bad thoughts. Maybe you call him again.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  That's also true. Yeah. But I went to this, um, to this Monday night and it's like, um, it's so intimidating.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  To see the.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I've, I've pride in that meeting.

• 57:56Speaker 03

  Is the person, the person who said.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 57:58Speaker 03

  You're.

• 57:59Bobby Lee?

  I have.

• 57:59Speaker 03

  Is the person who said you're not big enough a huge name though?

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:03Speaker 03

  Oh, they are too.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  And they were like, sorry, man.

• 58:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's just you can't go.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  Maybe do a Marvel.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  Should I get sober? I should get sober just to see if I could get into better. I would, I would relapse then. Fucking love that. If you call me and go, hey, he let me in the meeting, I would be like.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll funny with Evy if I got into more important meetings than you.

• 58:21Speaker 03

  Dude, you gotta do it.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna do it, dude. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weird, but I like to go to the regular ones like the plumbers and all that stuff because it's like, I want to feel normal.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, but also like you're also the.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, that's not, no, what I'm saying, let me rephrase it.

• 58:36Speaker 03

  But don't you want to be the big shot at the.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. He does. He does. Cut all that out. Shut up. Cut that out. Stop it.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  They're all like, we're just regular guys. And you're like, me too.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  No, because the, with alcoholism, right? It's just like you want to have commonality with people.

• 58:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  And a connection, right? And I want to bond people through alcoholism.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  Do you share a lot? Are you a sharer?

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  I do.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  You do?

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, uh. Dude. He loves to share. Yeah. He gets up there. In fact. He kills. You know what I don't like? When it's like, so there's two types of, there's three types of meetings, okay?

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Speaker meeting, right? And then there's like a circle where people, everyone shares, but the worst kind, and I went to one Tuesday like this, where it was like, anyone could share, but you have to raise your hand. Ugh. Right? So I can't, me, me, I can't do it. No. Right? And so when somebody, somebody doesn't raise their hand, they'll pick somebody. So sometimes I'll go, pick me. You know what I mean? But I can't raise my hand.

• 59:42Andrew Santino?

  Because you feel like it's too desperate?

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just wanna, yeah, because it's like, you know, and I'm always-

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  Because you're an attention whore.

• 59:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not!

• 59:51Andrew Santino?

  No, we are, we're stand-ups.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I am, I am.

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. We are, you are.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  You're an attention, look at how you just reacted to that. You're an attention whore.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  And those things are, I mean, that's-

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  So you'll speak, but not if you have to raise your hand? So, in what circumstance do you use-

• 1:00:07Bobby Lee?

  So some meetings are this-

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  He wants them, he doesn't want to, he doesn't wanna be like-

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Pick me.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  Some meetings are like this, where the secretary, this is, we point to you, you don't raise your hand. Those are the ones I like.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  You like that?

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  Could you share something with us that you've shared at one of those?

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Because if I say it, um, you, it's gonna cringe, you're gonna cringe.

• 1:00:33Andrew Santino?

  No, we won't. I promise.

• 1:00:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:36Andrew Santino?

  We're your friends.

• 1:00:38Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll, like, example, you know what I mean, you know, I'll say something like, you know, Socrates once said, "A life not self-examined is not a life worth living." You know what I mean? And so, what I love about AA is, like, it's internal. You know what I mean? And it's like, it's about looking in the mirror and looking inside yourself. And so, you know, I do the steps, you know? I think it's very important, you know? The weight lifted from eight and nine, you know what I mean? Is absolutely incredible. You know what I mean? And I think it's very, that kinda thing.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  Thank you, Robert. That, like that, and then everybody-

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, but sometimes they'll have a music, and they'll play you off.

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  They'll play you off, like the Emmys?

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  That's incredible, like, they know when you, they, you're done?

• 1:01:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:21Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  You're like, talking about, you know, I was molested, "Who let the dogs out?"

• 1:01:28Speaker 03

  Really, cool.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you're like, "Okay, I'm done." Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  I think that's pretty incredible that you give them that shtick.

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  I have so many different shticks I can use, you know what I mean? When are you actually being real?

• 1:01:39Andrew Santino?

  When there's a hot girl there.

• 1:01:41Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. No dude.

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  How many times have you scooped one up?

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  A million?

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  No. He's gonna be so. One.

• 1:01:48Speaker 03

  One.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Throughout my whole life, Sarah. Yeah, Sarah, that's right. Yeah, I shouldn't blow my animality, but yeah, yeah, that was the only one. I don't go there to like hook up. Isn't it against the code?

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  Nah.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  They call it the 13 step. What is that? It's these, it's so gross. It's like these old timers, guys, people with type, men and women. They see a newcomer. Mm hmm. And they go in.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  That's the 13 step. Yeah, you're, yeah, it's, it's not in the steps, but it's like. Oh, I know, it's a hypothetical. You're taking advantage of people's vulnerability and desperation. Mm hmm. Because you don't get sober unless you've lost a lot.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? No. No, if you lost a lot, you get, did I say that wrong? I have no idea.

• 1:02:33Speaker 01

  You have to be a very low point in your life to get sober.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  You know, I mean, people that are newcomers have lost a lot. Right. You know what I mean? And they've, you know, um.

• 1:02:40Speaker 03

  Well, it's a great place to be a predator, is what you're saying, right?

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that, um, some people, not probably 1%, right? They'll go in and, not predator, but they're like, you know, hey, let me take you to, after the meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take you to lunch, take you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me pick you up for meetings when their intention is this girl's hot. Yeah, yeah. And it's, it's unfathomable and I think it's fucking wrong.

• 1:03:08Speaker 03

  Wow, you're a really good person.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  It's not that, it's just, here's the thing, and, and um, let's be real for a second, okay? The whole point of it is to get out of yourself. Hmm. Right, so it's, you know, when there's a newcomer, I, like, if I'm sitting there in a meeting and a newcomer goes, I'm a newcomer. I'll always reach my hand out and go, hey, man, welcome, you know? If you need anything, let me know. It's nice. I think you're being a jerk. I said that's nice. Yeah, when you do this though. Well, I'm, I'm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm listening. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's move on from that. No, I said that's nice. I was being nice. I was being generous. What, what, Tom?

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  You'll, you'll also welcome like an attractive woman, right? You'll welcome them?

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  If you need anything. Yeah. No, you know, I, no, but anyway, you inspired me. You've inspired all of us, Tom. Yeah. And the biggest bummer of all is.

• 1:03:55Andrew Santino?

  We don't get to see you more.

• 1:03:56Bobby Lee?

  I know dude.

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  But the only way we can see you is by watching Netflix. Bad Thoughts.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Bad Thoughts.

• 1:04:00Andrew Santino?

  Available right now on Netflix.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Andrew Santino?

  Streaming. Name some of the other people that are in this fucking.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  So Shay Wiggum's in it.

• 1:04:07Andrew Santino?

  Boom.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  Who's also in the new Mission Impossible.

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 1:04:09Speaker 03

  Time for us.

• 1:04:10Bobby Lee?

  Dude. When I saw him.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Can he finish?

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  Uh, Dan Stevens.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  Dan Stevens.

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  Incredible actor.

• 1:04:16Andrew Santino?

  Yes, true.

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  Um, Daniela Pineda.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  She's phenomenal. Um, who else? Roberto Lee. Bobby Lee.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Roberto Lee.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  Roberto Lee.

• 1:04:27Speaker 03

  Oh my God, Rob Eyler, Kirk Fox.

• 1:04:29Andrew Santino?

  Kirk Fox, our dog.

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  He's fantastic in it. Malen Bar, Christina Pajitski.

• 1:04:33Andrew Santino?

  Think of how.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  Alan Rachel. Yeah, Rachel Bloom is who's in it.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  Alan Barnholtz.

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Ike's dad.

• 1:04:40Andrew Santino?

  Ike's dad?

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I just seen with him. He, I love Alan.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Joseph Rogan.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:04:46Andrew Santino?

  None other than Joseph Rogan.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  What did Joe do in it?

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  Plays a gay, like a regular gay.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  That's so great.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  And Sickler, Sick Dog.

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, Sicklesell.

• 1:04:56Andrew Santino?

  The boy.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Sicklesell's in it?

• 1:04:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  Did you ever try to convince him to move down to Austin? Sickel?

• 1:05:02Speaker 03

  Uh, we've talked about it. You know, everybody at some point.

• 1:05:06Andrew Santino?

  Has talked about it.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  And then even now, people go like, I gotta get out of this city. I'll say it now.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  Maybe post fires and shit, people start talking about it more.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:05:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  We should, we should get a place down there.

• 1:05:18Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  Be fun.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  I won't.

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  I still love it here though. I have to say that. I do love it.

• 1:05:22Andrew Santino?

  You love LA.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  I love LA.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  I love your house.

• 1:05:25Speaker 03

  The one that burned down?

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean before, I mean burned down after you left, right?

• 1:05:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:30Speaker 03

  You went to that house?

• 1:05:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  His entire family was in that house when it burned.

• 1:05:35Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:05:35Andrew Santino?

  Extremely expensive dude.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we talk about, I tried to bring up the last episode, but then we made a joke out of it.

• 1:05:42Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  But I'm being real, okay?

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  Be real.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of King Charles? Not the do, it's a dog, right?

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  Remember last time you tried to bring it up?

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Trying to push this on us.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  Because I, I want you to, your pers, so can I tell you who?

• 1:05:54Andrew Santino?

  My opinion.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  My guess is that the girl you're dating has a King Charles.

• 1:05:57Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not about King Charles, the dog. It's a go, do, dog name.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  God, that's an adorable dog.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  No. King Charles, the, um, the, uh, alpha, alpha dog.

• 1:06:07Andrew Santino?

  What is this?

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  That guy.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  What about him?

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, this video is great.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's so great. So what, see that, I'm just.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm just trying to ingest.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  So basically, in China.

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  You haven't seen this video?

• 1:06:18Andrew Santino?

  I have never seen it.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right in China, where there's like.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I know, the video ends then.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not like that. It's a sanctuary. So there's a dog sanctuary, right? And there's hundreds of dogs there, right? Am I boring you?

• 1:06:33Andrew Santino?

  No, it's just, I mean, so many jokes are running through my head. It's unbelievable. I mean, you're like, literally, I'm like loading a gun.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  I, I know.

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  You're like, in China, there's a hundred dogs.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:44Andrew Santino?

  Kept as a sanctuary. I'm like, this is a buffet, but go ahead.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what I'm saying is, is that, but there's one dog, his name is King Charles, and he's the alpha dog. But he's not the biggest.

• 1:06:56Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:06:56Bobby Lee?

  He's super small.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  And the way the dogs behave in front of him. So this video in itself is, you see, King Charles is not in it, right?

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  A bunch of dogs are fighting.

• 1:07:06Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:07:06Bobby Lee?

  Right? King Char-, but it's, it's in the subtle details.

• 1:07:10Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  So, right?

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  So play again. See, the dogs are going crazy.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  They're all fighting.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Right? Right, they're all fighting, right, yelling at each other. Here comes King Charles. That one, see the, push pause?

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  That's in there.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Rewind it a little bit.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  One dog bowed to him.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So what, the dog to his left bows, the other one gets up and leaves.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  That's the most Chinese shit I've ever seen. They bowed, they taught that dog how to bow? It's fucking, it's amazing.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  This brown dog leaves, right, go.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the brown dog's like, fuck.

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm out of here.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  Look at that. The rest of them.

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  The other one goes into the gate, is like, I'm out.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm out?

• 1:07:47Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  He's slowly.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  Everyone leaves.

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  Everyone leaves.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  And, and I've been obsessed with this guy.

• 1:07:54Speaker 03

  This is how you see yourself, smaller, but commanding. Oh, wow. Is that, is that a real observation you think, though? Is that relevant to you? That you feel like this, this is the dog you identify with? You're like, I'm not as big as the other dogs, but I should be respected the way that they.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  Let, let, let me tell you the dog that he is in this video.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Start the video over, okay? I'll tell you who Bobby is.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Okay, all these dogs are fighting. Pause. See the dog sleeping?

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:08:26Andrew Santino?

  That is fucking you. That is fucking you.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  And that dog gets up and goes, "Oops."

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  Look at that. "Oh, fuck this."

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Fuck this.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  That's me, dude.

• 1:08:36Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent that's you. That's literally you. There's no argument about it. Look at that. Keep him, watch him fuck off. Look at that. Fuck off. He's gone.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:46Andrew Santino?

  Or that's you, buddy.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, who?

• 1:08:47Andrew Santino?

  That's you on the ground. That's me after you didn't, you bailed on an interview. I'm the King Charles and you bailed on another fucking gig.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:08:54Andrew Santino?

  And then look at this, and you try to make excuses and I put my foot on your throat.

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  But it does give you a life. It gives me a perspective of like, you know what I mean? Sizes and everything.

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  You're, yeah.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Nice. You know what I mean?

• 1:09:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  And, um, the other day I was at the improv. There was a gigantic door guy. He's like 6'3". He's standing out front. And I walked up to him and like, his breasts. You know what I mean? My head is at his breasts.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  I just walked up to him and kissed his breast. And walked away. This King Charles shit, dude.

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  How did he like, how did he react?

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Didn't like it at all.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  He's that bottom dog.

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, hell yeah, dude.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:33Andrew Santino?

  You kissed that man's tit?

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Just like that.

• 1:09:36Andrew Santino?

  What did he say?

• 1:09:37Bobby Lee?

  He laughed.

• 1:09:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  Of course. When Bobby Lee kisses you in the breast, dude.

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  It's funny.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  It's funny, dude.

• 1:09:42Andrew Santino?

  It is fucking funny.

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how you get away with that.

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  I don't know how you do that. Imagine if Tommy and I kiss somebody's tit.

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  It wouldn't go.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  Is that the weird, is that the weird thing you're talking about?

• 1:09:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, that's, if we're gonna go full circle, that's what we were talking about at the beginning.

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  Most guys don't kiss other guys tits.

• 1:09:59Speaker 03

  The only thing you should leave with here today is just knowing how not normal you are.

• 1:10:06Andrew Santino?

  But in a good way.

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  In a good way. It's so endearing.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  I want you to impart some words of wisdom for our good friend Tom Segura before he leaves. Because you are an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-being individual. And people come here looking for advice about the world and life. And comedy and career.

• 1:10:23Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see. Okay, so, oh, I see, I see, I see. Okay.

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  Hold on.

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  Let him get in his too.

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  I'll make up a proverb.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  Please.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  Well, don't say make it up. Just pretend like it's a, you know what I mean?

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's how special I am.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  You can just say it then.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but you're right. I apologize.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  A man who says this. Is that a word?

• 1:10:49Andrew Santino?

  That sounds like a proverb to me.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Hiri, hiri. A man who promises gold to a fellow man and negates on that gold is a man who should be boiled in water.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  America wa, America wa, oiki.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Oiki desuka? Wow. I could. Desuka, koko yam, bitti, aie, aie, tongo.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  Konnichiwa, Tom desu, dozo yoroshiku.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Are you, do you really know the language?

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  Yes, he's speaking Japanese.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  Holy fuck, dude. Forget what I said then.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Forget what I said.

• 1:11:38Andrew Santino?

  Uh, ladies and gentlemen, do yourself a big favor on behalf of the Bad Friends family. Please go watch Bad Thoughts right now on Netflix.

• 1:11:45Bobby Lee?

  Please do.

• 1:11:46Andrew Santino?

  Our best buddy, Tom Segura, we miss and love, and we know he's doing right by us down there.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why you should watch it.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're in it.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yes, and also I want a second season so it could continue my story.

• 1:11:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh, interesting that you think you'd go back.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  I know, probably not.

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  It's on him, not on you.

• 1:12:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, okay, everything's on him.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  I'd love to have you back, I'd love to have you.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna do it. Arigato.

• 1:12:09Andrew Santino?

  Arigato, arimasu.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Can you look in the camera and say, "Thank you for being a bad friend"?

• 1:12:12Andrew Santino?

  But say, "Thank you for being a bad friend" in Japanese.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Waroi, tomadachi de de te kurete, arigato. Wow.

• 1:12:19Andrew Santino?

  That was so good!

• 1:12:45Speaker 06

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