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Transcript 12,804 words · 8 speakers
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0:38 Speaker 03 You two are bad friends.
0:40 Speaker 04 Who are these two idiots?
0:41 Speaker 03 A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
0:46 Speaker 04 Oh, you two are something.
0:49 Speaker 03 We're bad friends.
0:50 Bobby Lee? I've been breaking out like a teenager.
0:52 Andrew Santino? You got a lot of pimp?
0:53 Bobby Lee? I was sitting here, this one's a white head. I'm breaking out like TJ.
0:56 Andrew Santino? White heads are better than black heads.
0:57 Bobby Lee? I shaved all my pubes down there to look like a little boy. I don't know why I did that. You know what I mean? Why? You can't say that?
1:03 Andrew Santino? Did you really? You went, let me see.
1:04 Bobby Lee? Why?
1:05 Andrew Santino? You went flush?
1:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:07 Andrew Santino? Oh my God, dude. That's so funny. Why did you do that?
1:11 Bobby Lee? A desire to be youthful. And then I shaved my head to look boyish. And everyone's like, you look so boyish. And because of the losing the weight too, I kind of look boyish.
1:22 Andrew Santino? You do look-
1:22 Bobby Lee? Like Data from The Goonies a little bit.
1:23 Andrew Santino? Right.
1:24 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like supplies or whatever he said. You know what I mean?
1:27 Andrew Santino? Surprise.
1:28 Bobby Lee? Or whatever. And so I feel youthful. I feel energetic. I'm in a very good mood, but you know what? I'm going to say something to you, pal. Because you're my best buddy. You know what I mean? And your redness, really, I think about it at night. I know I just said that, but I do. I like the, I want the pain. I'm addicted to the pain.
1:51 Andrew Santino? The pain of relationships?
1:53 Bobby Lee? If you look in the mood for love, Wong Kar Wai, you know how they can't? They're in love with each other, but they can't.
2:00 Andrew Santino? Yeah, they just can't do it.
2:01 Bobby Lee? Paris, Texas, they can't.
2:02 Andrew Santino? Brokeback Mountain, they do.
2:06 Bobby Lee? And they do it good. When they do, they do it good. And they do it hard, but they do it sensual. I never saw the movie, but in my mind.
2:14 Andrew Santino? You never watched it?
2:14 Bobby Lee? No, but I've, I've had dinner with Jake before and I saw in his eyes.
2:18 Andrew Santino? I've never watched it. I didn't watch it either. Isn't that weird?
2:22 Bobby Lee? You know what it is?
2:22 Andrew Santino? Everybody watches.
2:23 Bobby Lee? We have to watch it because I, you know what it is? I think it's because maybe I'm like, I'll be uncomfortable, but I'm, I'm into that kind of love.
2:31 Andrew Santino? Why don't we do a bad friends viewing party at Brokeback?
2:34 Bobby Lee? We have to do it.
2:35 Andrew Santino? And invite all of our fans to come out to watch it with us.
2:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to watch Brokeback. There's a couple of things. La La Land, I can't watch.
2:42 Andrew Santino? Never seen it.
2:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. I mean, what movies can't you watch? There's a string of them. Like when you said Aurora.
2:49 Andrew Santino? What?
2:49 Bobby Lee? Whatever. Anora. Anora.
2:51 Andrew Santino? Anora.
2:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
2:52 Andrew Santino? Yeah. No, you watched it.
2:54 Bobby Lee? Never saw it.
2:54 Andrew Santino? Oh.
2:55 Bobby Lee? Because of you.
2:56 Andrew Santino? It's worth a watch.
2:57 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And so there's just certain movies. Baby Girl, I can't watch it. I buy it, can't watch it.
3:03 Andrew Santino? Would because of the social restriction behind it? You feel like you're not supposed to watch it? It's not you?
3:07 Bobby Lee? Lisa Gilroy killed it on Black Mirror.
3:10 Andrew Santino? I didn't see it.
3:11 Bobby Lee? The first episode she's in Black Mirror, she killed it.
3:14 Andrew Santino? I'm watching, uh, I'm watching a third season of Netflix's, uh, uh, autistic love show. What's it called?
3:22 Bobby Lee? Love on the Spectrum. Dude, I finished, okay, I'm gonna tell you about that. Can I tell you about Love on Spectrum?
3:28 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
3:29 Bobby Lee? Bro, I had a, I cried.
3:30 Andrew Santino? I'm excited for your episode. Are you on the third or fourth season?
3:35 Bobby Lee? I am.
3:36 Andrew Santino? No, no, now you ruin the bit.
3:38 Bobby Lee? No, I can't, I can't, why can't I do that?
3:41 Andrew Santino? You are autistic.
3:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I am, Andrew.
3:43 Andrew Santino? Okay.
3:44 Bobby Lee? Connor's the best.
3:45 Andrew Santino? Connor is the king.
3:46 Bobby Lee? He's the king and also.
3:47 Andrew Santino? Connor, come on this show if you're, if you're a fan.
3:49 Bobby Lee? Did you finish the very final episode?
3:51 Andrew Santino? I haven't done all of them. Don't do that. Don't do anything.
3:53 Bobby Lee? Or can I just say something at the end of it, though?
3:55 Andrew Santino? No, don't.
3:56 Bobby Lee? I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna ruin it for you. I have to say what I need to say.
3:59 Andrew Santino? It's gonna, if it ruins it, I'm gonna be pissed off, dude.
4:02 Bobby Lee? Well, you're always pissed off at me.
4:03 Andrew Santino? It's my nightly watch. It's my favorite thing to watch at night.
4:05 Bobby Lee? I burned through it.
4:07 Andrew Santino? I'm saving it. Do you know what's so funny? You know when you get something from your mom when you're a kid? And it's sweet and delicious and you're like, I wanna, I wanna savor this. And I take little tiny, little tiny bites, cuz I know I wanna eat the whole thing fast.
4:19 Bobby Lee? Mine was squid. Dry squid. Yeah, I wanna take the tentacle, the dried tentacle, and just suck it through my mouth.
4:25 Andrew Santino? Well, don't you have to do that before they suck, they suction to your mouth if you don't do it, right? Don't they suction to your mouth when you're eating them?
4:30 Bobby Lee? We have our own styles of doing it.
4:31 Andrew Santino? You do.
4:31 Bobby Lee? Exactly.
4:32 Andrew Santino? I thought of you the other day at sushi. The chef looked exactly like you. I'm not even kidding. He looked exactly like you and I kept looking at him thinking, I miss Bob.
4:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
4:41 Andrew Santino? I do. I missed you so much while I was gone so long.
4:43 Bobby Lee? Went to the Abbey, I was thinking about you. And how does that feel?
4:49 Andrew Santino? I don't get it. What is that?
4:50 Bobby Lee? You're gay.
4:52 Andrew Santino? I'm gay?
4:53 Bobby Lee? Can I finish my, uh?
4:56 Bobby Lee? Can I finish my thing?
4:57 Andrew Santino? Oh, Abbey the Gay Night Club?
4:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:59 Andrew Santino? I haven't worked there for years.
5:01 Bobby Lee? I know, but when you did, oh, wow.
5:02 Andrew Santino? That was me hanging upside down.
5:04 Bobby Lee? So what I'm gonna say something is that in the last episode of, the very last episode of Love on the Spectrum.
5:09 Andrew Santino? If this ruins it, I will fucking fight you.
5:11 Bobby Lee? That's your problem.
5:13 Andrew Santino? I'm, I'm.
5:13 Bobby Lee? I'm, I'm setting boundaries with you right now.
5:16 Andrew Santino? This is me setting a boundary. I don't wanna hear it. It's gonna ruin the season.
5:19 Bobby Lee? Well, then close your eyes and your ears.
5:20 Andrew Santino? No, we're on a show together. Don't ruin it.
5:22 Bobby Lee? Well, then.
5:22 Andrew Santino? Don't ruin it for the listeners.
5:23 Bobby Lee? I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna ruin, I'm gonna say it as lightly as I can, okay?
5:30 Bobby Lee? No, you, listen, I'm not, I promise, listen, put your headphones on.
5:33 Andrew Santino? No.
5:34 Bobby Lee? Are you my friend?
5:35 Andrew Santino? Not right now.
5:36 Bobby Lee? No, I, I, do you have trust with me?
5:39 Andrew Santino? Not with Love on the Spectrum.
5:41 Bobby Lee? Just, you're acting like them right now.
5:46 Bobby Lee? Alright? And you're mocking them. I don't like it.
5:48 Andrew Santino? The one kid that has put, that puts on headphones and listens to white noise on the dates, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's like, I'd like to listen to white noise instead of her. It's so great.
5:55 Bobby Lee? So anyway, the last episode, there's a first time kiss. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna tell you who it is and who it's with.
6:05 Bobby Lee? Is that better?
6:07 Andrew Santino? Just finish.
6:07 Bobby Lee? Okay, there's a first time kiss. And his reaction, his or hers reaction to the kiss, right? What? So, um, the last episode, you know what I mean? An individual kisses another individual and the purity of his reaction, or her reaction.
6:26 Andrew Santino? So annoying, dude.
6:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
6:27 Andrew Santino? You're so annoying.
6:28 Bobby Lee? I know. Let's just say it, Connor.
6:32 Andrew Santino? Oh my.
6:33 Bobby Lee? His reaction.
6:34 Andrew Santino? God, you're fucking dead.
6:36 Bobby Lee? I, I, I know, but that's life. Yes, Bruce Willis is dead in fucking that movie.
6:43 Andrew Santino? You don't even know the movie!
6:44 Bobby Lee? Yes, I do, dude, Sixth Sense, alright? And if you haven't seen it by now, that's your bad, it's been out.
6:50 Andrew Santino? Yeah, but Love and the Spectre just came out.
6:52 Bobby Lee? Burn through it!
6:54 Andrew Santino? No.
6:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
6:55 Andrew Santino? Anyway, he gets a kiss.
6:55 Bobby Lee? Giuseppe wins one of the seasons of fucking Bake Off.
6:59 Andrew Santino? Yeah, he does.
7:00 Bobby Lee? Right?
7:00 Andrew Santino? Okay, so he gets a kiss.
7:01 Bobby Lee? Right, and his reaction, it's, it's so pure, and it's like, let's be honest. Can we all be honest with each other?
7:10 Andrew Santino? I can hear him in his, in my mind going, wow, that was the greatest kiss I've ever had. I love him, he's so like emotional.
7:18 Bobby Lee? He went into convulsions.
7:21 Andrew Santino? Well, yeah, you ever got some good pussy before?
7:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's not pussy, it's a kiss.
7:24 Andrew Santino? I'd be shaken.
7:24 Bobby Lee? It was a closed mouth kiss, a, and he does this, and his last line is, "I can't feel my legs."
7:32 Andrew Santino? Oh, he's a heart attack?
7:33 Bobby Lee? He almost died.
7:33 Andrew Santino? He has a stroke?
7:34 Bobby Lee? But what I'm saying is, is that there's a purity, and you and I, bud, we're so jaded, and we've been in the saddle for so long, we've lost that innocence.
7:44 Andrew Santino? Of the first kiss.
7:45 Bobby Lee? Of the first kiss, and what I'm saying is, is that, I want that.
7:49 Andrew Santino? Do you remember your first kiss?
7:51 Speaker 05 Blip, blip, blip, blip.
7:55 Bobby Lee? And then she, and then she ghosted me, we didn't have that terminology. She didn't shake? Yeah, yeah, that's her. She didn't talk to me, right? Monday at school.
8:06 Andrew Santino? Why?
8:06 Bobby Lee? It was middle school.
8:08 Andrew Santino? Really?
8:08 Bobby Lee? She was ashamed that she kissed me, right? And then, two years later, I was at a McDonald's and she was working there, and I laughed right in her face.
8:16 Andrew Santino? Okay.
8:17 Bobby Lee? I did. I went, "You working here?" I did that.
8:21 Andrew Santino? What was she working, the fry, the, the?
8:23 Bobby Lee? No, front desk, listen, I wouldn't have done that.
8:25 Andrew Santino? Front desk like it's a fucking hotel?
8:27 Bobby Lee? I don't know what McDonald's works, but it's like.
8:28 Andrew Santino? There's a concierge at McDonald's?
8:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was the host. And I laughed at it.
8:33 Andrew Santino? Party for one?
8:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that was mean, what I just did, but that's the truth. And it's like, she ghosted me and I did that. And then, um, I don't know, she's doing some sort of.
8:41 Andrew Santino? That's street justice. If she ghosted you, you get a, you get a laugh. You're allowed one laugh.
8:45 Bobby Lee? Well, it's like one of those things where it's like.
8:46 Andrew Santino? Cause it hurt your feelings.
8:47 Bobby Lee? There was a girl in Dallas who, um, had sex with a lot of comics. Right? And then what happened was, years later, Russell Peters comes up to me and goes, you know so and so from the club, the girl? And I go, yeah, I mean, she's, he goes, I had sex with her. I go, I did too. And she goes, she didn't mention you.
9:11 Bobby Lee? So I'm embarrassing. And this day stops here, right now. All right? I'm a cool guy.
9:17 Andrew Santino? No longer not a cool guy.
9:19 Bobby Lee? You know what somebody called me the other day? Zaddy.
9:22 Speaker 04 Oh, that's awesome.
9:24 Bobby Lee? I'm a zaddy. I have style.
9:25 Andrew Santino? What's the Z?
9:26 Bobby Lee? I don't know.
9:27 Speaker 04 Just zesty.
9:28 Bobby Lee? Zesty dude.
9:29 Andrew Santino? That's gay. Zesty means gay.
9:31 Speaker 04 But zesty is kinda cool in California.
9:33 Andrew Santino? No, but zesty in, in young talk is gay.
9:35 Bobby Lee? I'm an older man, right? I'm stylish, charming and self-confident.
9:40 Andrew Santino? But look at what zesty means.
9:42 Speaker 04 But you're not self-confident.
9:44 Bobby Lee? What am I?
9:45 Speaker 04 You require other, outside validation for the.
9:47 Bobby Lee? And inside though, I do sometimes inside. All right? So that's fucked up, what you just did. Yes, I require a lot of outside.
9:53 Andrew Santino? Zesty typically means having a lively spirit and pleasing character.
9:56 Bobby Lee? Look at me, dude, look at me, I'm lively, hello?
9:59 Andrew Santino? It's often context to suggest a person's behavior is, is effeminate or flamboyantly gay.
10:04 Bobby Lee? Oh. Can you be metrosexual?
10:08 Andrew Santino? That term is gone now. No one uses that anymore.
10:11 Bobby Lee? I'm in Casa Blanca, let's do Casa Blanca, yo. Hello, my dude.
10:16 Andrew Santino? You're being real zesty right now.
10:17 Bobby Lee? I'm trying to be zesty right now.
10:22 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, don't. Well, that, that takes, dude, that doesn't improve my self-esteem right now, dude. I'm trying to be real, dude.
10:29 Andrew Santino? Frankly, you know what? I don't give a damn.
10:33 Bobby Lee? That's not gonna suck, man.
10:34 Andrew Santino? No.
10:35 Bobby Lee? Well, I never saw it. But that era.
10:38 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
10:40 Bobby Lee? Hello, my lady. No, that's not.
10:42 Andrew Santino? You sound like you're trying to sound like a white guy.
10:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Hello. More Asian?
10:45 Andrew Santino? Yeah, more Asian. Be a smooth Asian.
10:48 Bobby Lee? Hello, my lady. You hang out in Monaco often?
10:53 Andrew Santino? Here's a rookin' at you, kid. Could've never done that.
10:57 Bobby Lee? Okay.
10:57 Andrew Santino? Here's a rookin' at you, kid.
10:59 Bobby Lee? You be suave.
11:00 Andrew Santino? By the way, he's smoking a cigarette, squatting down when she gets...
11:04 Bobby Lee? All right, guy. Of course, it's opium.
11:07 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
11:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
11:08 Andrew Santino? Here's a rookin' at... Wait, zoom into that one. That's the one. Zoom in. Yeah.
11:13 Bobby Lee? You be 1950 suave.
11:15 Andrew Santino? If that brain reeves and you're not with him, you'd regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow.
11:22 Bobby Lee? That's fucked up, dude.
11:23 Andrew Santino? But as soon and for the rest of your life. Ah, dude? Why can't we remake these? It's Asian characters. So funny.
11:34 Bobby Lee? Okay.
11:34 Andrew Santino? You're trying to be zesty, dude. Don't do it. You are who you are.
11:37 Bobby Lee? You try to be 1950, I'll be like, hello.
11:41 Andrew Santino? Hey, kid.
11:42 Bobby Lee? Hello, what is your name?
11:44 Andrew Santino? Why don't you take off that girdle and let me take it for a spin?
11:48 Bobby Lee? Oh, that's how easy it is. You go direct.
11:50 Andrew Santino? Wow, they were rude. They said whatever they felt back then.
11:52 Bobby Lee? You don't go, would you like something to...
11:55 Andrew Santino? Who owns you, kid?
11:56 Bobby Lee? Who owns you?
11:57 Andrew Santino? Yeah, a man's...
11:58 Bobby Lee? I'm doing it wrong, all right? Would you like to be in chains?
12:02 Andrew Santino? No, no.
12:03 Bobby Lee? Too much?
12:03 Andrew Santino? Too much.
12:04 Bobby Lee? What?
12:05 Andrew Santino? You don't chain him up.
12:06 Bobby Lee? Why?
12:06 Andrew Santino? You just tell him what to do.
12:07 Bobby Lee? I have a cage back in my mansion. I mean, too far.
12:12 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
12:12 Bobby Lee? I gotta ride the line there.
12:14 Andrew Santino? By the way, I want this as a shirt for him and I.
12:17 Bobby Lee? Okay.
12:18 Andrew Santino? Bobby, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. I want that on a shirt.
12:21 Bobby Lee? These two guys?
12:21 Andrew Santino? For us. That's the end of the movie, man.
12:23 Bobby Lee? I never saw it.
12:25 Andrew Santino? You know now.
12:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
12:27 Andrew Santino? That's funny that you're such a cinephile. The fact that you haven't seen that blows my mind.
12:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I should see it.
12:32 Andrew Santino? Because you're a diehard cinephile. In fact, someone else said that to me. They go...
12:36 Bobby Lee? I've seen that.
12:37 Andrew Santino? Someone goes, what's Bobby's like, uh, secret superpower? And I said, his knowledge of cinema is way deeper than almost anybody of our friend circle knows. I don't think many people know how deep it really goes. We joke on the show a little bit, but you really do know a fuckload about movies.
12:55 Bobby Lee? You do, I think.
12:56 Andrew Santino? No, dude, I'm nowhere near you. You're so niche, you've got all the niche shit like laid in really well.
13:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
13:02 Andrew Santino? Fancy tries to compete because of all that film school nonsense.
13:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but he had taught that. I was street that.
13:07 Andrew Santino? Correct.
13:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I went to Blockbuster.
13:09 Andrew Santino? You were learned.
13:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
13:11 Andrew Santino? You were learned.
13:11 Bobby Lee? Like Last Tango in Paris, they edited. Did you know that they edited? Blockbuster edited movies because they're Mormons.
13:18 Andrew Santino? Is this real?
13:19 Bobby Lee? Yeah, so when you saw Last Tango in Paris, I was like, no sex. I was like 12 years old with my dick out.
13:26 Andrew Santino? No body.
13:26 Bobby Lee? Because I heard, you know, there's a lot of nudity in Last Tango in Paris. And I was just like.
13:32 Andrew Santino? This can't be true, dude, because I rented Jerry Maguire from Blockbuster in the sex scene at the beginning. I used to jerk off to all the time.
13:37 Bobby Lee? No, I mean really deep ones, like, uh, like, did they, am I right or no?
13:41 Andrew Santino? There was a rumor regarding edits of the films from Blockbuster rental at their stores. That's not true. It's a, it's a, it's a, uh, it's a lie.
13:49 Bobby Lee? Maybe there was like a, like a R-rated version.
13:53 Andrew Santino? Well, I'm sure they did other rated versions.
13:54 Bobby Lee? Maybe that's what it was.
13:55 Andrew Santino? For sale, for sure.
13:56 Bobby Lee? Maybe that was, yeah.
13:57 Andrew Santino? Do you want to give him his gift by now? Blockbuster was known to request and sometimes demand edits to films in order to stock them, particularly in the 90s. Practice is often tied to conservative ideologies. Oh, so it did happen.
14:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, there we go.
14:08 Andrew Santino? But it's at the request of the store.
14:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's exactly right. Somebody edited it.
14:11 Andrew Santino? In San Diego then.
14:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
14:13 Andrew Santino? So we didn't have, I never heard of that.
14:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, it was completely edited.
14:16 Andrew Santino? San Diego is not a Mormon area, right, though?
14:18 Bobby Lee? It's very, um, conservative.
14:20 Andrew Santino? Very Christian conservative.
14:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
14:22 Andrew Santino? Yeah, that is true.
14:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah, remember my, my school was that kid that like, if you're gay, you're gonna go to hell. You know, he wore that shirt and it was a big controversy.
14:29 Andrew Santino? You went to school with Trump?
14:32 Bobby Lee? No, Matt Gaetz.
14:35 Speaker 04 Bob, we have a crazy present for you.
14:37 Bobby Lee? I'd love it to see it.
14:38 Speaker 04 Um, this just happened over the weekend and we wanted to save it for the recording.
14:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
14:42 Speaker 04 But this came through your reps.
14:43 Andrew Santino? What is this?
14:44 Bobby Lee? I already got, I already got a, a trophy. Is that what it is?
14:48 Speaker 04 No, it's not a trophy.
14:49 Andrew Santino? Well, hold, timeout. What's the trophy for?
14:51 Bobby Lee? Borderlands.
14:53 Andrew Santino? Worst movie ever? They make trophies for that?
14:56 Bobby Lee? No, it was IMDb's best, um, ensemble cast.
15:01 Speaker 04 Oh, that's cool.
15:02 Andrew Santino? Ooh, petition for that, dude. That's a-
15:04 Bobby Lee? I put it in my mantle.
15:05 Andrew Santino? Yeah, but that's a political move. That's insane.
15:07 Bobby Lee? It doesn't matter. I, I, I treat it like it's an Oscar. I wipe it every day.
15:11 Andrew Santino? This trophy, the trophy should have just been-
15:12 Bobby Lee? It's beautiful!
15:13 Andrew Santino? A big bomb.
15:15 Speaker 04 Alright, we got this from your reps.
15:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, what is it?
15:17 Andrew Santino? Let me see.
15:18 Speaker 04 Here, I'm just gonna do this.
15:20 Bobby Lee? White House?
15:20 Speaker 04 Yeah.
15:21 Andrew Santino? Shut the fuck-
15:21 Speaker 04 It's crazy, dude.
15:23 Andrew Santino? Bobby Lee, Mr. Dear Mr. Lee, as you probably saw, Bill Maher was just at the White House for dinner with myself, Bob Kidrock and Dana. Many people love that he came and had dinner with me and had nothing but amazing things to tell the people. He had a wonderful time. I hope you call and ask him. I spoke to my son Baron this weekend, who I'm sure you know, and he recommended you so highly that I had to have us reach out immediately. You come very highly recommended, Mr. Lee. So we would like to invite you to the White House for dinner. Shut the fuck up. In the state dining room this Wednesday.
15:48 Bobby Lee? Is that Donald's, is that Donald's signature?
15:51 Andrew Santino? I very strongly believe you'll see that-
15:52 Bobby Lee? I, I, it just wasn't your tricks. I swear to God, I will lose my mind, dude.
15:56 Speaker 04 Dude, this is crazy.
15:57 Bobby Lee? Is this a donut, another donut?
15:59 Speaker 04 No, look.
16:00 Andrew Santino? It's from Matt. It's from your agent. I got the email-
16:02 Bobby Lee? Wait, I'm gonna call my manager if it's real.
16:04 Andrew Santino? No, it's your agent.
16:05 Speaker 04 Yeah, call your agent. You can't go.
16:08 Andrew Santino? You can't go. We're recording that day.
16:10 Bobby Lee? Oh, God, you and I have to go.
16:12 Andrew Santino? No, we're shooting, we're doing the voiceover that day. We can't-
16:15 Bobby Lee? When is it?
16:16 Andrew Santino? On this-
16:17 Speaker 04 On Tuesday, you're doing that. On Wednesday, he can go. He can fly out Wednesday morning.
16:23 Andrew Santino? Call, a call.
16:24 Bobby Lee? Who?
16:25 Andrew Santino? Well, who get, who gave it to you?
16:26 Speaker 04 Uh, CIA.
16:27 Bobby Lee? I'm just gonna call Abby. She, she must know about it.
16:29 Andrew Santino? Oh, my.
16:30 Bobby Lee? Cause if she doesn't know about it, then it's not real.
16:32 Andrew Santino? Why the fuck do you get an invite? I don't get a fucking invite.
16:34 Bobby Lee? Dude, I'm very knowledgeable about our politics and tariffs. Yeah, I'm, I'm Chinese, dude. We're, we're gonna negotiate.
16:42 Andrew Santino? Oh, that's what it is. He wants you to negotiate the tariffs.
16:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, maybe for Korea or something.
16:46 Andrew Santino? Wow.
16:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Are you being fucking real right now?
16:50 Speaker 04 Dude, it's insane.
16:54 Andrew Santino? Great manager.
16:55 Bobby Lee? It's a Sunday.
16:57 Andrew Santino? What the fuck does that mean? We're working?
16:59 Speaker 04 CIA has a nighttime.
17:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, fuck.
17:03 Andrew Santino? Call your fucking agent.
17:04 Bobby Lee? Matt?
17:05 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:05 Bobby Lee? You think Matt Blake will know?
17:07 Speaker 04 Yeah, he's on the email.
17:08 Andrew Santino? Look, he's copied on the fucking email.
17:09 Bobby Lee? Oh, I'm gonna call right now. He'll pick up. He'll pick up for sure. I needed to get to the bottom of this. I'm so sorry. This is so weird.
17:17 Andrew Santino? You gotta frame that.
17:19 Bobby Lee? I gotta frame it. Do you have it physically or no?
17:21 Speaker 04 No.
17:21 Bobby Lee? Put it out for me, thanks?
17:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, we'll put it on a nice paper.
17:25 Andrew Santino? We have to frame that and put that up in the studio. Look at Trump's signature. Trump signed it, wants you to come to the White...
17:29 Bobby Lee? Hold on.
17:30 Andrew Santino? Wow.
17:31 Bobby Lee? Well, because Barron likes me.
17:33 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think he watches.
17:34 Andrew Santino? That's the same thing he did with Theo and all those guys.
17:38 Speaker 06 Your call has been forwarded to...
17:39 Bobby Lee? Oh, my god. So, uh...
17:41 Andrew Santino? What a team.
17:43 Andrew Santino? What a team.
17:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:45 Andrew Santino? And by the way, this Sunday excuse, that's such a crock of shit.
17:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
17:48 Bobby Lee? Okay, but let me ask you something.
17:50 Andrew Santino? Is your phone on?
17:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
17:53 Bobby Lee? Let me ask you something. I'll see if they call.
17:55 Andrew Santino? This is so annoying. Why wouldn't I get invited?
17:57 Bobby Lee? Because you're not... He knows.
18:00 Andrew Santino? What does he know?
18:01 Bobby Lee? I'm more, you know, educated when it comes to the, you know, I mean, economics and jurisdictions and, you know, I mean,
18:09 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
18:09 Bobby Lee? tariffs and whatnot.
18:11 Andrew Santino? What the fuck are you talking about?
18:13 Bobby Lee? Well, he knows about my expertise on all things. Not just golf and bowling.
18:18 Andrew Santino? He loves both of those things. He golfs more than he does presidential shit.
18:23 Bobby Lee? Okay, but I'm just saying, he also, when they see me on camera, they see the wisdom.
18:28 Andrew Santino? Who's the most golfed president of all time?
18:30 Bobby Lee? That's not... Has nothing to do with shit, dude. Did you get an invite? For the President of the United States? I'm the guy!
18:37 Andrew Santino? Fuck you, shut up.
18:38 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? Hey! That is crazy. I will... I can't go because we have shit to do.
18:43 Andrew Santino? What do you mean you can't go? You have to go.
18:45 Bobby Lee? Do I really have to go? Do they fly you out?
18:47 Speaker 04 Yes.
18:47 Andrew Santino? What the fuck are you talking about? Do you... Who do you think this is?
18:51 Bobby Lee? Are you jealous?
18:53 Andrew Santino? That you get to go to the White House? Yeah, man. What the fuck are you talking about?
18:56 Bobby Lee? But if... If we both could go, would you go?
18:59 Andrew Santino? If we both can go, would I go? Yeah, I wanna go.
19:02 Bobby Lee? So why can't you be my guest?
19:04 Andrew Santino? That's not a real thing. You don't get to just fucking say I'm bringing somebody.
19:07 Speaker 04 Not plus ones.
19:08 Andrew Santino? There's no, you can't, you can't go, "Hey, I'm bringing a friend." That's insane. Maybe if you were, "Oh, can I be your wife?"
19:16 Bobby Lee? You're Melania, you're my Melania.
19:18 Andrew Santino? I will go with you to my house.
19:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah. This is my wife. She was in a fire.
19:27 Andrew Santino? I was, I was burned.
19:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he's not, she's not redhead. She's actually from Slovakia, near where Melania's from.
19:33 Andrew Santino? I'm from Slovakia, but I was in fire.
19:35 Bobby Lee? In a fire, yeah.
19:36 Andrew Santino? My teeth burned off.
19:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And she loves plunging into lava.
19:41 Andrew Santino? I'm a big plunger.
19:43 Bobby Lee? Yeah. So that's why the distortion.
19:46 Andrew Santino? You're gonna kill it at dinner.
19:48 Bobby Lee? You think so?
19:49 Andrew Santino? Let's hear, let's hear.
19:50 Bobby Lee? Will you be Trump?
19:51 Andrew Santino? Wonderful to meet you, Bobby. What do you think, Bobby? What do you think of the White House? It's the whitest house I've ever had.
19:56 Bobby Lee? It's really pleased to meet you, Barack, I mean, Donald. I fucked up already. Oh, my God.
20:00 Speaker 04 This is the dining room you'll be in.
20:02 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God, dude. Who else is my crew? I have to know who my crew is.
20:06 Andrew Santino? They're not gonna tell ya.
20:07 Speaker 04 Kid Rock will probably be there.
20:08 Bobby Lee? Again?
20:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think he goes a bunch.
20:10 Andrew Santino? He's got a house, he's got a room there.
20:14 Bobby Lee? Now, did Bill Maher get scorched for going?
20:18 Andrew Santino? No, I don't think so. What do you mean?
20:19 Speaker 06 A little bit.
20:20 Andrew Santino? Did he?
20:21 Speaker 04 But did it, I don't think it mattered.
20:22 Speaker 06 From the left.
20:24 Andrew Santino? From the left? He is, he is left.
20:27 Speaker 06 He's a little center feel.
20:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, it changed recently.
20:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, my God, this is so exciting. I've never had anything, you know, honestly, dude? If this is false, you're gonna break my heart. If it's one of your little shenanigans.
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20:48 Bobby Lee? You have to be a squirrel, and you have to take the nut, and you have to put it in the tree hole.
20:54 Andrew Santino? Because?
20:55 Bobby Lee? Winter's coming.
20:56 Andrew Santino? Winter is coming. Winter even might be here. What's the best piece of money advice that you ever got, Bobby? Mine was, save, save some.
21:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
21:04 Andrew Santino? Have some fun, but make sure
21:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
21:07 Andrew Santino? you got a little something hidden away in the mattress. And now, we're not doing mattresses anymore.
21:11 Bobby Lee? My grandfather said, "Take, be squirrel."
21:13 Andrew Santino? Be square.
21:14 Bobby Lee? Take Acorn, put a hole.
21:16 Andrew Santino? Put it dead. Yeah. Bobby's a little bit older than me. He's been saving a little bit longer because he's smarter than me as well.
21:21 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
21:21 Andrew Santino? I just recently started kind of actually putting away for the future. I don't have kids, okay? But I want to put away for my other loved ones and you, you may want that too, if you, whether you have kids or not.
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21:42 Bobby Lee? But many ups.
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21:44 Bobby Lee? Yes.
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22:18 Bobby Lee? Zocdoc.
22:19 Andrew Santino? Ow, ow.
22:20 Bobby Lee? Ow, what? Your flat feet.
22:22 Andrew Santino? Oh, my flat.
22:22 Bobby Lee? Oh, your shoulder?
22:23 Andrew Santino? Oh, my shoulder. Oh, my shoulder is because of my flat feet. I need to go see a doctor, but how do I go find one?
22:27 Bobby Lee? You gotta get, you gotta go to Zocdoc and I'll tell you what it is. Zocdoc is a free app, Andrew, and website where you can search and compare high-quality network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.
22:37 Andrew Santino? Oh, I know about Zocdoc, right? Because you can filter for doctors that take your insurance. They're located near you, right?
22:43 Bobby Lee? That's right.
22:43 Andrew Santino? And then also, uh, they, they kind of have like, um, an actual booking appointments. You can do it and instantly book, or you click a visit right away, right?
22:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
22:52 Andrew Santino? Wow.
22:53 Bobby Lee? And appointments made through Zocdoc, Andrew, I don't know if you know this, also happen super fast.
22:57 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
22:57 Bobby Lee? Typically within 70, 24 to 72 hours of booking and you can even score same-day appointments.
23:02 Andrew Santino? You think I can get an appointment for my neck?
23:05 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
23:05 Andrew Santino? Okay, good. And, and honestly, I need it really bad because I want someone that's in my neighborhood and I want real patient reviews. Do they do that?
23:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, 100% do it.
23:12 Andrew Santino? Oh, God. Well, then can you tell me how to, where do I go and I gotta?
23:15 Bobby Lee? Well, I gotta say something else before that, right?
23:17 Andrew Santino? What?
23:17 Bobby Lee? Stop putting off those doctor's appointments, Andrew, and go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.
23:24 Andrew Santino? I'm not good at spelling. Is that z-o-c-d-o-c.com/badfriends?
23:29 Bobby Lee? I'm not good at either, but I think you got it right.
23:31 Andrew Santino? I think it's zocdoc.com/badfriends.
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24:05 Bobby Lee? Did you see that? It was like...
24:08 Andrew Santino? The family that died in the Hudson? I can't stop thinking about it.
24:10 Bobby Lee? No, dude.
24:12 Andrew Santino? I can't stop thinking about this family that died in the Hudson.
24:14 Bobby Lee? I don't know anything about it, so explain it to me. I really don't know anything about it. I've just been watching the Chinese tariff stuff.
24:18 Andrew Santino? Let me tell you something, no one knows enough about it. That's the scariest part. This helicopter like broke in midair. And the only thing we know is, he was high up at Siemens, the technology company.
24:30 Bobby Lee? Hmm.
24:31 Andrew Santino? A New York City sightseeing helicopter broke apart and crashed into the Hudson River near New Jersey shoreline, killing the pilot and a Spanish family of five were on board. Pieces of the aircraft can be found, blah blah blah. How'd it happen? Witnesses described seeing the helicopter's tail and main rotor break away, smoke pouring from the spinning chopper it slammed into the water. Victims were Austin Escobar, uh oh, that's a tough last name to have, his wife Maria Cambucci Montal, and the three children, Victor, Mercedes, Augustine, and Kia. An executive at Siemens was in the New York area on business. I mean, this is fucking insane. You don't find this crazy? You don't think this is conspiratorial?
25:05 Bobby Lee? Oh, it's conspiracy.
25:06 Andrew Santino? Do helicopters just break? Is this a thing that happens?
25:09 Speaker 06 Lately.
25:11 Bobby Lee? Are they fishermen?
25:12 Andrew Santino? Fishermen? What does that mean?
25:15 Bobby Lee? Like a semen.
25:16 Andrew Santino? No, Siemens, like the phone company, you know, Siemens.
25:19 Bobby Lee? Oh.
25:20 Andrew Santino? S-I-E, electronics.
25:21 Bobby Lee? Oh, I don't know, sorry. Maybe delete that, that was so dumb.
25:23 Andrew Santino? No, it was actually really good. I want that out there.
25:25 Bobby Lee? It was so dumb.
25:26 Andrew Santino? No, do that at Trump's dinner.
25:27 Bobby Lee? Was Aquaman there?
25:28 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
25:29 Bobby Lee? Were there dolphins?
25:31 Andrew Santino? Bobby, is this you here? There's a bunch of people on the internet saying that this might be you.
25:37 Bobby Lee? Okay, let's see it.
25:38 Andrew Santino? Zoom in a little bit more, please.
25:39 Bobby Lee? Dude, I can't even do that.
25:49 Andrew Santino? Try.
25:50 Bobby Lee? I can't do that.
25:51 Andrew Santino? Yes, you can, dude.
25:52 Bobby Lee? I can't do it like that. Alright, so what do I do?
25:56 Andrew Santino? Start it again so he can see it.
26:10 Andrew Santino? That chick's ripping, by the way.
26:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
26:12 Speaker 04 So many people thought it was you.
26:14 Andrew Santino? So, 5,000 likes. Anybody else think this was Bobby Lee? I mean, it's 100% you.
26:21 Andrew Santino? That's 100% you.
26:23 Bobby Lee? And the fucking, you know what? Enough of the fucking Korean deer, this shit. I get tagged, anyone that looks Asian, I go get.
26:29 Andrew Santino? I get the same thing for redhead. I get the same thing.
26:32 Bobby Lee? If they're acting, and also can I just say another? Alright, stop. Can I just say another thing, my friend? Alright? Stop yelling out Down Syndrome out of your car.
26:41 Andrew Santino? Why?
26:41 Bobby Lee? I'm walking down the street, people just yell at Down Syndrome, and I don't even... And then there's people around me and looking at me like, as if I have it.
26:48 Andrew Santino? Fuck you. I get Bobby's mom all day long.
26:50 Bobby Lee? You do, right? You'll drive by and yell it out, right?
26:53 Andrew Santino? All day long.
26:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's like, it's, it doesn't stop. You know what I mean?
26:58 Andrew Santino? I sat next to our good buddy David Chang on the way back home, by the way.
27:01 Bobby Lee? Oh, hello.
27:03 Andrew Santino? You love Dave Chang.
27:04 Bobby Lee? I love him so much.
27:04 Andrew Santino? He's the best. You know, he's, he's in, he tore his rotator cuff.
27:09 Bobby Lee? Is that a?
27:10 Andrew Santino? He's in like a arm, he's in like an arm sling.
27:12 Bobby Lee? That was cooking equipment. I'm really off today, dude.
27:16 Andrew Santino? Or maybe it was his labrum, something, whatever it was. He tore something, he's in an arm sling.
27:20 Bobby Lee? Wow.
27:22 Bobby Lee? Okay, is he dying?
27:23 Andrew Santino? He, honestly, he's on, he's on his way out. No, I'm saying you should wish him well. Be like, I heard about your injury.
27:28 Bobby Lee? Hi, Dave, wish you well. I'm sorry about your rotator.
27:30 Andrew Santino? Why don't you just text him? Shoot him a text.
27:32 Bobby Lee? What, really?
27:33 Andrew Santino? Brag, brag. Be like, hey, sorry about your arm. I got invited to the White House.
27:36 Bobby Lee? Okay.
27:38 Andrew Santino? Have you been to the White House? Say that.
27:42 Andrew Santino? What an invite.
27:44 Bobby Lee? I don't think I have his number.
27:47 Andrew Santino? Yeah, you do.
27:48 Bobby Lee? David Chang. Yeah, there we go. I'm gonna say, what do I say? You compose it for me.
27:54 Andrew Santino? I heard you, I heard.
27:55 Bobby Lee? I heard.
27:59 Bobby Lee? I heard.
27:59 Andrew Santino? I heard about the injury.
28:01 Bobby Lee? I'll just say, I heard.
28:01 Andrew Santino? I heard.
28:02 Bobby Lee? That's it, send that.
28:03 Andrew Santino? Get well.
28:03 Bobby Lee? Yeah, get well.
28:08 Bobby Lee? Get well soon.
28:09 Andrew Santino? P.S.
28:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:10 Andrew Santino? Got invited to the White House.
28:12 Bobby Lee? No.
28:13 Andrew Santino? Why?
28:14 Bobby Lee? Okay. Because if it's wrong, I feel like they're trolling me. These people are trolling me?
28:17 Andrew Santino? Who? These guys?
28:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
28:18 Speaker 04 What? About the White House?
28:19 Andrew Santino? Where did the email come from?
28:21 Speaker 04 The first one.
28:24 Andrew Santino? Matt, that's for, what did Abby say? Oh, Abby's on this email.
28:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I know.
28:27 Andrew Santino? I got the email from your assistant. Oh, look what it says. Sunday night, got back to them. Thank you so much. Forward on.
28:34 Speaker 04 The address, the White House Press Secretary.
28:39 Andrew Santino? Oh, my God. Look at this, Bob.
28:42 Bobby Lee? What?
28:43 Andrew Santino? Caroline Levitt, Press, White House Press Secretary. Oh, this is the original email.
28:46 Bobby Lee? Wait, Caroline Levitt?
28:50 Andrew Santino? That's what it says.
28:51 Speaker 04 That's who reaches out.
28:51 Bobby Lee? You know who that is, right?
28:52 Speaker 04 Yeah. The Press Secretary.
28:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, wow.
28:56 Andrew Santino? On behalf of-
28:56 Bobby Lee? Nothing from you?
28:57 Andrew Santino? I'm reaching, I'm, I'm a little fucking annoyed. I wanna go.
29:00 Bobby Lee? Well, every year, I mean, you know, Barack invited me, Biden invited me. You know, it's just my, it's, every president invites me, you know, so it's just my thing.
29:09 Andrew Santino? Cool.
29:10 Bobby Lee? But I'm a man of the world, and you're not. You're like, America, you know? Yeah.
29:15 Andrew Santino? You're going to the White House. America.
29:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I also seen, uh, other places.
29:21 Andrew Santino? Where?
29:22 Bobby Lee? McCon.
29:24 Andrew Santino? The guy right back there?
29:25 Bobby Lee? No, the Paris guy. McCon.
29:28 Andrew Santino? Macron?
29:28 Bobby Lee? Macron.
29:31 Bobby Lee? Macaroon. Macaroon. It's delicious.
29:34 Andrew Santino? Have you met croissants?
29:35 Bobby Lee? I have.
29:37 Andrew Santino? I have.
29:38 Bobby Lee? No, do I, you know, come on. I would never go to anywhere like that.
29:42 Andrew Santino? This might end the show, actually.
29:43 Bobby Lee? Without you.
29:44 Andrew Santino? No, this might, this actually might end the show.
29:46 Bobby Lee? Why?
29:47 Andrew Santino? Cause it's, this is, you're-
29:48 Bobby Lee? Without you, I don't go.
29:49 Andrew Santino? You're obviously a superstar. You've left me in the dust. You're doing a lot. A cone is nodding, and that's true. You've left me in the dust. You're doing your own thing. It's fine.
29:56 Bobby Lee? You're an, I, I-
29:57 Andrew Santino? You mentioned Theo.
29:58 Bobby Lee? You're in my-
29:59 Andrew Santino? You mentioned Theo right away. The first thing you said was because of Theo. Your, your best buddy, your closest confidant.
30:04 Bobby Lee? You're in Why Can't You See Me Part 8?
30:09 Bobby Lee? With the magic. That's good.
30:11 Andrew Santino? Maybe they'll give me a shitty trophy.
30:12 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, is this what we're gonna do? Right?
30:16 Andrew Santino? It'll actually be a good movie.
30:17 Bobby Lee? Didn't you get one for House Party?
30:20 Andrew Santino? I gotta call my agent.
30:24 Bobby Lee? Anyway.
30:26 Andrew Santino? God, we're in a lot of bad movies, eh?
30:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you know.
30:30 Andrew Santino? We're dead.
30:31 Bobby Lee? Well, we're dead in the business.
30:31 Andrew Santino? We're dead in the business.
30:32 Bobby Lee? We're 100%. Do you ever think that?
30:34 Andrew Santino? All the time. Are you kidding me?
30:35 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I like, we are so dead in the business. But we created our own thing.
30:39 Andrew Santino? Created our own show.
30:40 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, but we are dead in Hollywood.
30:41 Andrew Santino? And our animated show, we just did an animatic for it and it's gonna come out. They gave us the news. It's gonna come out in 2028.
30:47 Bobby Lee? That's a while.
30:47 Andrew Santino? Right around the corner.
30:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
30:49 Andrew Santino? It's actually, no joke, it's 2027. That's literally when the show's gonna come out. When they said that, I almost was like, I can't even believe that's a thing.
30:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah. But you know what?
30:56 Andrew Santino? That's a thing.
30:57 Bobby Lee? It's an opportunity.
30:58 Andrew Santino? I'm happy.
30:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
30:59 Andrew Santino? I'm happy we're gonna be able to do it.
31:01 Bobby Lee? But guess what, guy? I've been, I've been going to therapy and I've been thinking a lot about it, a lot about it. And, um, I'm on, if I, look at my phone. What does it say?
31:14 Andrew Santino? This is it.
31:16 Bobby Lee? This is it.
31:17 Speaker 04 Strokes.
31:18 Bobby Lee? That, yeah, that's a good album.
31:19 Andrew Santino? It's a great album.
31:20 Bobby Lee? I know, but this is you and me together, sitting here with our pals.
31:25 Andrew Santino? Oh, I know what happened.
31:27 Bobby Lee? What?
31:27 Andrew Santino? You like saw one of those David Foster Wallace things and now you're fucking hung on like this is water. I know what's going on. Everybody goes through this. You're having like a David Foster Wallace moment. Where you're like, two fish are swimming in the ocean and one is like, what's water? It's like, you're in it, man.
31:46 Bobby Lee? You have to be one with water.
31:49 Andrew Santino? Now you're Bruce Lee?
31:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Bruce Lee, dude.
31:50 Andrew Santino? Dude.
31:51 Bobby Lee? Water can flow between.
31:53 Andrew Santino? Do you know what I'm referring, David Foster Wallace? Like every college kid reads this book.
31:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
31:57 Andrew Santino? It's actually beautiful.
31:59 Bobby Lee? Well, tell me some of the concepts and I'll agree with them.
32:01 Andrew Santino? Infinite Jest. But there's a, there's a, look up David Foster Wallace, This Is Water. Look up This Is Water. It's actually beautiful.
32:08 Bobby Lee? Okay.
32:09 Andrew Santino? But you're on this kick and I really, I mean, I shouldn't shit on it. I love you.
32:13 Andrew Santino? But it's incredible. This is water is amazing.
32:16 Bobby Lee? Okay, have you read it?
32:17 Andrew Santino? I have. Infinite Jest, uh, pretty, pretty amazing. This is water.
32:22 Bobby Lee? Gimme, just gimme the gist of the book.
32:26 Andrew Santino? The idea is this. Yeah, oh, this is it. There it is. There are these two young fish swimming along. They happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way.
32:32 Bobby Lee? Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
32:33 Andrew Santino? Okay.
32:34 Bobby Lee? No, no, I just.
32:35 Andrew Santino? There are two young.
32:36 Bobby Lee? No, that's not what I'm saying!
32:37 Andrew Santino? I don't know, okay.
32:38 Bobby Lee? I gotta visualize it, so.
32:39 Andrew Santino? Close your eyes, close your eyes.
32:40 Bobby Lee? There's two fish, and there's a bit older fish.
32:42 Andrew Santino? Two young fish swimming along.
32:44 Bobby Lee? Does it matter what kind, or?
32:46 Andrew Santino? One, one is a carp and the other one is a, uh.
32:49 Bobby Lee? What are those fucking Nemo ones or whatever?
32:51 Andrew Santino? Goldfish.
32:52 Bobby Lee? No, and the one with the clownfish.
32:53 Andrew Santino? Clownfish.
32:54 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, two clownfish, baby, baby ones.
32:55 Andrew Santino? Two baby clownfish are swimming along.
32:57 Bobby Lee? And a great white's going.
32:57 Andrew Santino? And they happen to meet.
32:58 Bobby Lee? A great white, great white's going the other way.
33:00 Andrew Santino? Going the other way.
33:01 Bobby Lee? Okay.
33:01 Andrew Santino? Who nods at them and says, "Morning, boys, how's the water?"
33:04 Bobby Lee? That's not what he sounds like. It's a great white.
33:06 Andrew Santino? Morning, boys.
33:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's what.
33:08 Andrew Santino? How's the water?
33:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, exactly.
33:10 Andrew Santino? And the two young fish, the two young clownfish, they swim for a bit, and eventually, one of them looks at the other one and goes, "What the hell is water?" In this moment, you're worried I plan to present myself as the wise old fish explaining what water is to young fish. Please don't be. I'm not the old wise fish. The immediate point of the fish story is that the most obvious, ubiquitous, important realities are often the ones that we are hardest to see and talk about. What it is, is we're taking, not taking stuff for granted. What it says on your phone is what this is.
33:38 Bobby Lee? What? I don't get the analogy, I swear to God, I don't. You know, I'm not good with riddles either, so I don't know.
33:43 Andrew Santino? This is it. This is water. You're lit, we're, when someone, you'll look back in 20 years. 10, maybe, I don't know how long you're gonna make it, but 20.
33:52 Bobby Lee? You know, and you know what, that, that kinda talk.
33:54 Andrew Santino? That right there is when I'm going to the White House by myself. I knew it. I knew it.
33:57 Bobby Lee? You're a fucking piece of shit.
33:58 Andrew Santino? Thank you.
33:58 Bobby Lee? You won't be dead in 10 years.
33:59 Andrew Santino? Thank you.
34:00 Bobby Lee? Anyway.
34:00 Andrew Santino? With you and me, two young fish are swimming along in the ocean. One takes a giant shit.
34:09 Andrew Santino? And a beautiful female fish comes by.
34:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
34:11 Andrew Santino? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
34:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:14 Andrew Santino? Alright, listen.
34:14 Bobby Lee? Okay.
34:15 Andrew Santino? You're this is it.
34:16 Bobby Lee? This is it.
34:16 Andrew Santino? I'm being in all genuine respect because I love you and I respect you.
34:19 Bobby Lee? Because a lot of times you go, you go.
34:21 Andrew Santino? You're in the moment, you're living in the moment.
34:22 Bobby Lee? A lot of times you go, oh, well, we're doing this Hulu show, it comes on two. When that happens, it's gonna be great.
34:26 Andrew Santino? And right, you have to live in it now.
34:28 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I mean, when I meet the one, that, when that happens, it's like, this is it.
34:31 Andrew Santino? This is it.
34:32 Bobby Lee? I mean, we're, I'm living life now, we're the leads of our movie.
34:36 Andrew Santino? This is water.
34:36 Bobby Lee? This is water.
34:37 Andrew Santino? Seriously, this is water.
34:38 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
34:39 Andrew Santino? This is water.
34:39 Bobby Lee? You have to be one with, you know.
34:41 Andrew Santino? No.
34:41 Bobby Lee? Do a Bruce Lee.
34:42 Andrew Santino? Okay, I get it.
34:42 Bobby Lee? Okay.
34:43 Andrew Santino? But this is water.
34:43 Bobby Lee? Dead on Bruce Lee, dude.
34:44 Andrew Santino? Do it again, then.
34:45 Bobby Lee? This, you have to be one with water.
34:48 Andrew Santino? What, you got peanut butter in your mouth? What are you doing?
34:50 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he loved peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, that's what killed him.
34:53 Andrew Santino? Is that true?
34:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
34:54 Andrew Santino? Bruce Lee died from PBJ?
34:55 Bobby Lee? I don't know, I don't know, but, um.
34:58 Andrew Santino? But I'm happy that you're on this new kick. What made you do this? Therapy got you to this, this is, this is it?
35:04 Andrew Santino? Yes, Bruce Lee incorporated peanut butter into his diet, particularly as a component of protein.
35:08 Bobby Lee? I didn't have to look it up.
35:10 Andrew Santino? Bruce Lee was highly against jelly, however.
35:13 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:13 Andrew Santino? Interesting.
35:14 Bobby Lee? Okay, doesn't say that on there, but my point is, is this, okay? Um. Well, you know, I, I went.
35:20 Andrew Santino? Bobby, you look a lot like Bruce Lee, I wanted to.
35:22 Bobby Lee? You know, that's what he's gonna say, right?
35:24 Andrew Santino? Hundred percent.
35:24 Bobby Lee? Oh, my god.
35:25 Andrew Santino? My son Baron said, you, you're a wonderful funny guy. I think you're a very funny guy. I love Mad TV, I love Mad TV.
35:31 Bobby Lee? Wow.
35:31 Andrew Santino? I love Mad TV. What I don't like about Mad TV is.
35:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:34 Andrew Santino? They had a lot of DEI.
35:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
35:36 Andrew Santino? I didn't like the DEI.
35:37 Bobby Lee? I mean, what, I mean, could I say that I voted for Kamala or no?
35:40 Speaker 04 What, that's rude.
35:42 Andrew Santino? Yeah, you can.
35:43 Bobby Lee? But then would I get kicked out?
35:45 Andrew Santino? No, he'd go, and I won, didn't I? I won.
35:47 Bobby Lee? I'd go, yes, sir, you, good job.
35:49 Andrew Santino? You have to bow.
35:49 Bobby Lee? I would do it, I would be a bitch.
35:51 Andrew Santino? You would, a hundred percent.
35:52 Bobby Lee? I would tremble, I would shake, I would. Yeah, yeah.
35:55 Andrew Santino? No, excellency.
35:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, no, but, um.
35:59 Andrew Santino? This is water. I'm glad you're going through this in therapy.
36:01 Bobby Lee? Well, it's because I, you know, went through some depression and then I was like, I gotta get out of this. And then just go back to my techniques of, you know, being grounded in reality. Because a lot of things you read on the internet or the things that occur in your mind aren't real.
36:15 Andrew Santino? That's incredible, though.
36:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
36:17 Andrew Santino? You do feel this way that you're getting to a place where you're accepting your reality? You feel really good.
36:22 Bobby Lee? I feel so good.
36:23 Andrew Santino? And I appreciate that.
36:24 Bobby Lee? I thank you.
36:25 Andrew Santino? I thank you more. I'd like you to take me to the White House.
36:29 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, you will. Listen, um, yeah, when Pete Buttigieg is fucking president. Which will never happen, so you'll go then. My point is this, alright? I want to tell bad Friends fans this, alright? There would be no, I'm not even gonna speak. There would be no Bad Friends if it wasn't for Andrew, because I'm so lazy and aloof, right? So he organizes everything. And this machine, he's the captain of this ship. You know what I mean? You are.
36:57 Andrew Santino? Take me to dinner. That's all I want. Just take me to the White House.
36:59 Bobby Lee? I go to dinner all the time!
37:01 Andrew Santino? Alright. Thank you for saying that. It's very nice.
37:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Stop this.
37:06 Andrew Santino? And can I tell you something right now?
37:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
37:08 Andrew Santino? Speaking of Bad Friends fans, what are you doing? You're reading texts from your agents and stuff? What do they say? What do they say?
37:14 Bobby Lee? It's from somebody. Let's move on.
37:16 Andrew Santino? Is it from a friend?
37:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
37:18 Andrew Santino? What did they say?
37:21 Bobby Lee? What plans?
37:24 Bobby Lee? What plans? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:28 Andrew Santino? No, no, no!
37:30 Bobby Lee? What about plans?
37:30 Andrew Santino? I'm excited to go to London and Dublin. I'm actually so excited to go do these shows. I miss doing shows, Bad Friends shows.
37:36 Bobby Lee? But it's also, why can't we stay in these towns for longer? I mean, they're so back to back.
37:40 Andrew Santino? We are.
37:41 Bobby Lee? We gotta go earlier then.
37:42 Andrew Santino? No, no, no. What's gonna happen is, yeah, we'll go early to London. And then when we go to Dublin the next day, we can stay in Dublin a little while.
37:49 Bobby Lee? Oh, so we'll go three days in London?
37:52 Andrew Santino? Sure.
37:52 Bobby Lee? Then do the show, and then go to Ireland, and then spend the next three days in Ireland?
37:56 Andrew Santino? Sure.
37:56 Bobby Lee? Because I want to see your shamrocks and all that stuff, you know what I mean?
38:00 Andrew Santino? You want to see where I grew up?
38:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:01 Andrew Santino? Out on the valley.
38:02 Bobby Lee? Wait, because you know that redheads have to come from Ireland, no? That's where your people come from.
38:08 Andrew Santino? And there's more Scots and English that are Irish than, than...
38:11 Bobby Lee? But you're Italian. How does the redhead thing happen?
38:14 Andrew Santino? Well, when two people love each other very much.
38:16 Bobby Lee? Tell me, explain.
38:17 Andrew Santino? And they come from two different places. My mother's Irish, my dad's Italian. How, that's not hard math.
38:22 Bobby Lee? Oh, so you have?
38:23 Andrew Santino? Your mom is Korean and your dad is...
38:27 Andrew Santino? Sorry. Your dad is Korean and your mom is-
38:31 Bobby Lee? That's it, that's it.
38:31 Andrew Santino? Sorry, yeah. I got it confused.
38:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Did you get a lot of sleep last night?
38:36 Andrew Santino? It's no sleep.
38:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me either.
38:37 Andrew Santino? I've had no sleep in so long. By the way, on this tour that I was just on, these like 12 days I was gone, I don't think I got one night of good sleep. And by the way, in Miami, Miami is... It's too much. It's fucking too much. There's every night, someone's like, "Hey, come to this thing, come to this thing," and I can't say no. Because I feel like I'm supposed to, it's part of the job, I'm supposed to go out with these people.
38:59 Bobby Lee? That's one show we never did.
39:01 Andrew Santino? Miami?
39:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
39:02 Andrew Santino? No, didn't we play Fort Lauderdale? Hollywood, yeah.
39:04 Bobby Lee? Oh, we did, we did, we did.
39:05 Andrew Santino? But that's up north, that's different.
39:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:07 Andrew Santino? Miami Beach is, it's just insane.
39:09 Bobby Lee? Are you, me, Logan, we could have a good time there.
39:12 Andrew Santino? Logan Roy?
39:13 Bobby Lee? Paul.
39:13 Andrew Santino? Oh.
39:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
39:14 Speaker 04 Jake.
39:15 Bobby Lee? Jake Paul, I mean. We had a good time, no?
39:17 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
39:17 Bobby Lee? We did dinner at Nobu.
39:19 Speaker 04 Yeah, it was nice.
39:20 Bobby Lee? It was nice, yeah.
39:20 Andrew Santino? Did he fly you on a jet?
39:22 Bobby Lee? No, but first class, right?
39:23 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
39:24 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
39:26 Andrew Santino? Yes, I know, you asked him as if he was on the plane with you.
39:28 Speaker 04 I was.
39:29 Andrew Santino? You were?
39:30 Speaker 04 I went to Miami with him.
39:32 Andrew Santino? I didn't know that.
39:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he went.
39:33 Andrew Santino? What did you guys do in Miami?
39:34 Bobby Lee? We went to Nobu.
39:35 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:35 Andrew Santino? That's it?
39:35 Bobby Lee? And he came to this gig with me. He's like my handler.
39:38 Andrew Santino? What's a gig? You performed?
39:40 Bobby Lee? No, I did this podcast. But he acts as my legion.
39:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, we hung out, had a couple dinners, it was fun.
39:45 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
39:45 Speaker 04 They paid for it.
39:46 Andrew Santino? Wow.
39:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You know, me and Carlos hang out.
39:49 Andrew Santino? No, you don't.
39:51 Bobby Lee? Have we gone to other places?
39:52 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
39:53 Bobby Lee? Yeah, they're here.
39:54 Andrew Santino? A long time ago.
39:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, with Charlie on Third Street, the Chinese place.
39:59 Bobby Lee? Charlie Finn?
40:00 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
40:00 Bobby Lee? I love that guy.
40:01 Speaker 04 Yeah. Good times.
40:03 Bobby Lee? My friend Charlie Finn.
40:04 Andrew Santino? I like him.
40:05 Bobby Lee? You know him?
40:06 Andrew Santino? No, I like his work. I don't know him, I like him, I like his sweet face.
40:10 Bobby Lee? He's my best friend. He was my best friend. Before you. 15 years ago, he was my best friend.
40:16 Andrew Santino? Wow.
40:17 Bobby Lee? You can switch! You can switch bad friends, I mean, best friends, I mean. Look at that sitcom.
40:23 Andrew Santino? I remember that. It's like Three Guys and a Girl in a Pizza Place or whatever.
40:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Hot Dog on a Stick.
40:28 Andrew Santino? Uh oh, hot dog on a stick.
40:31 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really good.
40:33 Andrew Santino? Honestly?
40:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
40:34 Andrew Santino? Why did you lose contact with Charlie Finn?
40:36 Bobby Lee? He moved.
40:37 Andrew Santino? You can't call him?
40:38 Bobby Lee? No, we call, we talk to each other. I'm trying to get him to do stand-up.
40:41 Andrew Santino? Wait, he, did he used to do stand-up?
40:42 Bobby Lee? No. He just doesn't know what to do out there.
40:45 Andrew Santino? Why did he move there?
40:47 Bobby Lee? I mean, you know, let's be honest, for a, during this woke age of acting, white dudes took a second, you know, I mean, there's so many white dudes and they're using more minorities.
40:58 Andrew Santino? Speak on it, brother.
41:00 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean?
41:00 Andrew Santino? This is good White House fodder. This will go far.
41:02 Bobby Lee? No, I'm, I'm just, his point of view. I'm not saying my point of view. I'm glad he's out.
41:08 Bobby Lee? Get out of here, Charlie. But, you know, that's what happened. Well, he missed me. He called me.
41:13 Andrew Santino? Who did?
41:13 Bobby Lee? Uh, Matt.
41:14 Andrew Santino? Call him.
41:15 Bobby Lee? Okay.
41:15 Andrew Santino? By the way, Cubs, Cubs took two out of three from the Dodgers. I was at the game last night, 16 to nothing.
41:20 Bobby Lee? You're on Bad Friends. You don't have to answer much, okay? What's that? You're on Bad Friends. You don't have to answer much. You don't have to talk that much. I'm just gonna ask you a question. Okay. Is that email real from the White House?
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44:38 Bobby Lee? I got called to the White House to have dinner with Donald Trump.
44:43 Bobby Lee? I don't know about it. We're all bad friends.
44:47 Bobby Lee? I don't know. I'll find out.
44:50 Bobby Lee? Okay, but if they're, if these guys are playing a trick on me, dude, I'm gonna fire them. Who? Fucking, these fucking pieces of shit. Anyway, find out. If it's real. Love you. All right, bye. Bye-bye.
45:02 Andrew Santino? Honestly, one of the best agents in the business.
45:03 Bobby Lee? Harlo, Harlo, come here.
45:05 Speaker 04 No, I'm hiding.
45:06 Bobby Lee? Yeah, because it's not real, right? Come here. No. Listen to me right now, dude. What I'm saying to you is, is that it's like the donut thing. I don't like when I'm being tricked.
45:17 Speaker 04 Yeah, and then I brought you donuts the next episode.
45:19 Bobby Lee? I know, but am I being tricked now?
45:21 Speaker 04 No, it happened all this weekend.
45:23 Bobby Lee? How does my agent not know about it?
45:24 Speaker 04 He does. It's just a lot of stuff going on this weekend. He's probably watching the Masters. Abby would know. Your manager.
45:29 Bobby Lee? Okay. Well, then we're good.
45:31 Speaker 04 Yeah, I promise you.
45:31 Andrew Santino? Call Abby.
45:33 Bobby Lee? Oh my God.
45:35 Speaker 04 Or maybe even Theo, because...
45:37 Bobby Lee? Yeah, not Theo, dude.
45:38 Andrew Santino? He invited you.
45:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, you don't know who else he invited. I assume Kid Rock will be there.
45:44 Bobby Lee? If Abby doesn't pick her right now, I'm gonna lose my mind.
45:46 Speaker 04 Right.
45:47 Bobby Lee? Because it's just like, I've called her three times. She's not picking up. I'm her only client.
45:51 Andrew Santino? Does she, does she live alone?
45:52 Bobby Lee? Hello? Hi, Abby. Hi. Is that email correct at real, the White House one?
46:02 Bobby Lee? Which one? I was invited to the White House by Donald Trump.
46:10 Bobby Lee? It's your email or mine?
46:12 Andrew Santino? You're on, you're CC'd on it.
46:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah, you're CC'd on it.
46:17 Bobby Lee? Hold on, when, when did you get it?
46:19 Andrew Santino? When did she check her emails?
46:20 Bobby Lee? Yeah, when did I get it?
46:22 Speaker 04 No, they didn't email you, they emailed Matt, oh, CAA.
46:26 Bobby Lee? CAA, they emailed C A and you, you're tagged in it, is that not real? Okay, get me off the podcast. Yeah, you're on the podcast, yeah. Yeah, I, I figured that, no, it didn't happen. It didn't happen, okay, thank you so much, alright, bye.
46:45 Speaker 04 Hell of a forgery, huh?
46:47 Bobby Lee? I'm so fucking mad, you have no idea how mad I am.
46:49 Speaker 04 Why?
46:50 Bobby Lee? I texted that thing to a girl I'm hanging out with.
46:57 Speaker 04 So before you did anything, you told all your friends, like...
47:01 Andrew Santino? Bro, you said that to some, why did you say that? What did she say? What did she say? Can I come?
47:08 Bobby Lee? She's like, ew, no, it's not real, I was tricked by my employees.
47:13 Speaker 04 Say employees.
47:15 Andrew Santino? That's such a funny text message you get. Not real, I was tricked by my employees. You think Bezos writes that ever? It's not real. Attention Amazon workers! It's not real! You guys are evil little demons, dude. Who came up with that? Carlos, dude, he took the credit. Who forged it? You did, did you guys have anything to do with it?
47:40 Speaker 06 Nothing.
47:41 Andrew Santino? No way.
47:43 Bobby Lee? You, you wanna play these games? It's, it's war.
47:47 Speaker 04 No, there's no war.
47:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, it's, it's, it's war for all three of you, listen to me, okay?
47:51 Speaker 04 Bob, please.
47:52 Bobby Lee? No, I'm being real.
47:53 Speaker 04 I'm being real.
47:54 Bobby Lee? It's war.
47:56 Speaker 04 How?
47:56 Bobby Lee? The donuts is one thing. You made me look like a fool in front of this person I'm seeing, right? And she's like...
48:03 Speaker 04 You just met her, you went on one date.
48:06 Andrew Santino? Also...
48:06 Speaker 04 You're not seeing her.
48:07 Andrew Santino? It's a good joke, she probably thinks it's funny.
48:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, you're welcome.
48:10 Andrew Santino? You think she thinks that's fucked up, that's funny.
48:12 Bobby Lee? Okay, well, I, I think it's fucked up.
48:13 Andrew Santino? You think it's fucked up.
48:14 Bobby Lee? I don't like being tricked and, and, and, and, um, bamboozled. I think that's the right word.
48:18 Andrew Santino? He's never done anything like this before.
48:20 Bobby Lee? So there's some bamboozle, bamboozling coming your way. But this is Korean style, right? So it's a little harsher, right? And it's, there's some implications.
48:29 Andrew Santino? And it's gonna get...
48:30 Speaker 04 What do you mean?
48:31 Bobby Lee? Career implications. You know what I mean? And there's a lot of like, you think that I'm, I don't respond to your texts now? What do you think is gonna happen now, Chachi? One number sent this, dude.
48:41 Speaker 04 TA2.
48:42 Bobby Lee? She texted me again. Let me see what she said.
48:45 Bobby Lee? The movie you wrote?
48:46 Andrew Santino? What did she say?
48:47 Bobby Lee? She laughed.
48:48 Andrew Santino? Ah, see, I told you.
48:49 Speaker 04 I got you a laugh.
48:50 Bobby Lee? The movie that you wrote?
48:51 Speaker 04 With Benji?
48:52 Bobby Lee? Never gonna do it.
48:53 Speaker 04 You know what? Can I tell people you're attached?
48:55 Bobby Lee? No, I'm never gonna do it, I promise. Like, his zombie movie? Right? I'm never doing both of those things now, right?
49:01 Speaker 04 He had nothing to do with this.
49:02 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, and Mccone, you gibbering little goof face. Alright, you fucking, I know things too, man.
49:09 Andrew Santino? Get him, dude.
49:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah, but I'm not gonna say shit, okay?
49:13 Andrew Santino? Can, can I be honest with you?
49:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It's not you. You're my best friend.
49:16 Andrew Santino? Well, no, I'm not a part of it, but, but honestly?
49:18 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
49:19 Andrew Santino? It's kinda funny.
49:19 Bobby Lee? It's very funny.
49:20 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it's pretty good.
49:22 Speaker 04 It's so good!
49:23 Bobby Lee? No, it's good! Well, it was really good.
49:26 Speaker 04 Thanks, Bob.
49:26 Bobby Lee? But you know what? I like, I like to cause laughter too.
49:29 Speaker 04 Yeah, you have.
49:30 Bobby Lee? And I like to, I like to spread joy too. So I'm gonna spread some joy your way. On your expense.
49:35 Andrew Santino? Have they ever, have they, has he ever deceived you before?
49:38 Bobby Lee? Yes, all the time.
49:39 Andrew Santino? Beyond the donuts?
49:41 Bobby Lee? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, the water.
49:43 Andrew Santino? What water?
49:44 Bobby Lee? From, from Arowan water.
49:45 Andrew Santino? The Arowan sink water.
49:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, I remember all those things.
49:48 Andrew Santino? That was a good bit.
49:48 Bobby Lee? And there are little, little, little stab wounds in my heart.
49:51 Andrew Santino? What's another one they got?
49:52 Bobby Lee? I don't remember, there's been so many.
49:53 Speaker 04 They're not stab wounds, they're kisses.
49:55 Bobby Lee? No, not kisses.
49:55 Speaker 04 They're comedy kisses.
49:56 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and me not doing your movie is a kiss.
50:00 Bobby Lee? Alright?
50:01 Speaker 04 Fine, I'll just get any other comic.
50:03 Bobby Lee? Kiss.
50:03 Andrew Santino? Whoa, did you hear what he said?
50:04 Bobby Lee? What? Get, get on. Okay.
50:09 Andrew Santino? Carlos?
50:10 Speaker 07 What up?
50:13 Bobby Lee? I know, you know what? I'm acting foolish.
50:15 Speaker 04 Oh, so you will do it?
50:16 Bobby Lee? No, I don't think I can do that. I have to read it first, but, um... That was a really, no, honestly, dude, you're right. You know, honestly, dude, that was really good.
50:24 Speaker 04 Thanks, Bob.
50:24 Bobby Lee? And you know, I, I'm really gonna laugh about it later. I'll tell you that.
50:28 Speaker 04 This is so threatening.
50:29 Bobby Lee? It's not. I enjoy it.
50:31 Speaker 04 It's like Korean threatening, like staring.
50:32 Bobby Lee? I enjoy it. You know, it's wow.
50:36 Speaker 04 But if you retaliate, I'll just hit back.
50:39 Bobby Lee? Like, whoa. Oh, what, so it's like?
50:42 Speaker 04 No, you said there was war.
50:43 Bobby Lee? We're in a tariff war now?
50:45 Speaker 04 No, you said there was.
50:45 Bobby Lee? That's what, you hit me back, I hit you back? You started the fucking war.
50:49 Speaker 04 You'll see.
50:52 Bobby Lee? Right, if he starts, I'm asking about war. I don't know much about war.
50:56 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
50:56 Bobby Lee? Alright, you're a general.
50:58 Andrew Santino? Uh?
50:58 Bobby Lee? Yeah. Hey boss.
51:01 Andrew Santino? What do you want Chang?
51:03 Bobby Lee? No, Philip. Williams.
51:06 Andrew Santino? Hmm.
51:07 Bobby Lee? Philip Williams in this scenario.
51:08 Andrew Santino? Right, yeah.
51:09 Bobby Lee? Right, right, right, right.
51:10 Andrew Santino? Yes Philly.
51:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, Philip.
51:13 Andrew Santino? Sure.
51:13 Bobby Lee? Okay, anyway. Guy, oh my god, Belarus just shot a rocket at San Francisco.
51:22 Andrew Santino? Belarus?
51:23 Bobby Lee? Yeah Belarus did.
51:24 Andrew Santino? The country.
51:25 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:26 Andrew Santino? Good, we gotta get rid of that fucking shithole anyway.
51:28 Bobby Lee? So what do we do?
51:29 Andrew Santino? No, they bombed San Francisco.
51:30 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
51:31 Andrew Santino? That's fine with me.
51:33 Bobby Lee? Oh, I'm San Francisco now?
51:36 Bobby Lee? Is what I am?
51:37 Speaker 04 Oh yeah.
51:37 Bobby Lee? You know, I love San Francisco.
51:38 Andrew Santino? On your tombstone, Bobby Lee, I'm San Francisco.
51:40 Bobby Lee? Dude, that letter looks so good.
51:43 Andrew Santino? It's fucking great.
51:43 Bobby Lee? It's so great, yeah, what a wonderful thing, wow.
51:46 Andrew Santino? But what, Bill Maher?
51:47 Bobby Lee? Good trick.
51:47 Andrew Santino? Bill Maher ate at the White House, that's real?
51:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah, and he said, no, what he got flak for is, he was super a nice guy.
51:56 Andrew Santino? Who was, Bill Maher?
51:57 Bobby Lee? That Donald Trump was.
51:58 Andrew Santino? Oh, he was saying he was a nice guy?
51:59 Bobby Lee? Yeah, he was like, he's not what you think he is, when he's on, you know what I mean? Camera, you know, on the side, he's like, just a regular guy.
52:07 Andrew Santino? I'm sure.
52:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
52:08 Andrew Santino? I'm sure, just like everybody you meet.
52:09 Bobby Lee? Yeah, like, hey man, pull my finger, you know, all that kind of stuff.
52:12 Andrew Santino? You used to do pull my finger stuff?
52:14 Bobby Lee? I don't know.
52:14 Andrew Santino? He whoopee cushioned somebody in the fucking White House?
52:16 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, I think you just destroyed this, this date that I, destroyed it, yeah, yeah.
52:22 Speaker 04 No way.
52:23 Bobby Lee? It makes me look like a fool, you know what I mean? I'm the blind, following the blind toward a cliff. Do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, yeah, yeah. Do, do, do, do, do, ah, we all fall.
52:36 Andrew Santino? Do you have a date with this person coming up again?
52:37 Bobby Lee? Probably is it done now.
52:39 Andrew Santino? No way.
52:39 Bobby Lee? Cause I'm a loser.
52:40 Andrew Santino? No chance, dude.
52:41 Bobby Lee? Thanks guy.
52:42 Andrew Santino? How many times have you gone out with her?
52:43 Bobby Lee? I can't believe I fell for it.
52:46 Bobby Lee? That's what make, that's the worth of shame. I was like, I felt like, and then slamming you like you didn't get invited? That was foolish of me.
52:54 Andrew Santino? Yeah, it was.
52:54 Bobby Lee? Wow, yeah, you would definitely get invited before me.
52:57 Andrew Santino? No.
52:57 Bobby Lee? And then the next time I'll know.
52:59 Andrew Santino? No, but what is interesting, the way you reacted, it was very, it was a good test.
53:03 Bobby Lee? What was the test like? What was I like?
53:07 Speaker 04 Gloating.
53:07 Andrew Santino? Gloaty, yeah. Very self-indulgent.
53:10 Bobby Lee? Really?
53:11 Andrew Santino? Yeah, well, because I was like, man, I want to go. And you're like, you don't get invited to stuff like this. I'm more cultured. I'm more worldly. Yeah.
53:17 Speaker 04 You brought up Theo pretty quick.
53:18 Andrew Santino? Yeah, I brought up Theo very quick. And that's fine, dude. Dude.
53:25 Andrew Santino? That's fine.
53:25 Speaker 04 This is the worst.
53:27 Bobby Lee? Time I've ever had on Bad Friends. I look like a fool.
53:30 Andrew Santino? No, you don't.
53:32 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
53:32 Andrew Santino? You don't look like a fool.
53:33 Bobby Lee? You know what? I want to apologize.
53:34 Andrew Santino? You can't look like a fool.
53:35 Bobby Lee? I want, I want to apologize to everyone listening, okay? I did believe it was true. I did gloat. I made myself a fool. Right? And I'm blushing right now. You can't tell because when you, yellow hits red, it stays yellow. And, um.
53:50 Andrew Santino? Yellow mixes with red?
53:52 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'm blushing.
53:53 Andrew Santino? Isn't that purple?
53:54 Bobby Lee? Okay.
53:55 Andrew Santino? Show them your penis.
53:57 Bobby Lee? That's exactly what it is. And I want to say that, um, I really bought it.
54:02 Andrew Santino? Yellow and red is brown.
54:04 Bobby Lee? Yeah, that's why my face is brown.
54:06 Andrew Santino? Is that, that's those spots you have?
54:07 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
54:10 Andrew Santino? When you mix red and yellow, you get the color orange. You get me.
54:14 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
54:15 Andrew Santino? Man, we are really like us, we are really like tied.
54:18 Bobby Lee? We're tied together, yeah.
54:19 Andrew Santino? Tied deep.
54:20 Bobby Lee? But, um, very nice.
54:22 Speaker 04 Thanks, Bob.
54:23 Andrew Santino? Thank you.
54:24 Bobby Lee? Very, very nice.
54:26 Speaker 04 I feel like you're like on the edge of mania right now.
54:28 Andrew Santino? He is.
54:29 Bobby Lee? Oh, no, I'm not.
54:30 Andrew Santino? Oh, my God, that would answer like a serial killer.
54:32 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, oh, no, dude. I'm growing.
54:35 Andrew Santino? No.
54:35 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
54:36 Andrew Santino? No, you're done.
54:36 Bobby Lee? This is it.
54:37 Speaker 04 This would be a good opportunity.
54:38 Bobby Lee? This is it, dude.
54:39 Andrew Santino? You mean, this is the beginning?
54:41 Bobby Lee? This is the beginning of the end.
54:42 Andrew Santino? Right.
54:42 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in a good way.
54:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, this is a great time to grow right now in this moment.
54:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I am. So, yeah, I'll do your movie.
54:49 Speaker 04 Hell, yeah.
54:51 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I'll do your movie for sure.
54:52 Speaker 04 Hell, yeah.
54:53 Bobby Lee? And, and Andres, I want to do your movie. Thank you. You know what I mean? Hey, call me off.
55:01 Andrew Santino? What is this?
55:02 Speaker 04 I just saw this online. I sent it to you all, but you all didn't respond.
55:08 Bobby Lee? Oh my god.
55:11 Andrew Santino? Look!
55:12 Bobby Lee? Okay.
55:14 Bobby Lee? Wow. Well, that's, that's cool.
55:16 Andrew Santino? She had to hold her breath.
55:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:20 Andrew Santino? They like disconnected her life so she could... Jesus, that's terrible. Carlos, that's awful.
55:25 Bobby Lee? That's awful, dude. I, I don't think that's the right one.
55:27 Andrew Santino? You find some really dark shit.
55:29 Bobby Lee? Give me another video. Yeah, give me another one.
55:31 Speaker 04 Oh, you could put your finger in it?
55:32 Andrew Santino? Oh god, dude.
55:34 Bobby Lee? Dude, your mind right now, dude?
55:35 Andrew Santino? You're gross.
55:36 Bobby Lee? You're gross, dude.
55:37 Speaker 04 You could put your finger in her neck.
55:38 Andrew Santino? That's insane. That is an insane video.
55:41 Speaker 04 Alright, let's see what else.
55:41 Andrew Santino? Can I say something real fast about this before we move on? Look, I'm not laughing at this, this young lady. This is not, this is not a comedy video. It's not funny.
55:50 Bobby Lee? It's not funny?
55:51 Andrew Santino? No, it's not funny. And let me say something, let me say something else, conversely.
55:55 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
55:56 Andrew Santino? Why are they putting that on the internet? If you want to share that with your family and friends, that's fine.
56:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
56:01 Andrew Santino? This is a private moment.
56:03 Bobby Lee? If I had a baby like that, no one would even know.
56:07 Andrew Santino? Stop it.
56:08 Bobby Lee? No, because of privacy.
56:09 Andrew Santino? Right, privacy.
56:10 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
56:11 Speaker 04 Would you do like a magazine spread, like in People or something?
56:13 Bobby Lee? No, no, no, no. She would just be in the attic.
56:15 Andrew Santino? If this guy married somebody famous, you know, he'd be the first one to get a People deal.
56:19 Speaker 04 Oh yeah.
56:19 Andrew Santino? A hundred percent.
56:20 Bobby Lee? Who?
56:20 Andrew Santino? You.
56:22 Bobby Lee? Really?
56:22 Andrew Santino? If you married a famous girl or a model that you wanted, you would 100% sell it, so everyone would see it.
56:27 Bobby Lee? See this baby?
56:29 Andrew Santino? See your marriage and your wedding.
56:31 Bobby Lee? Oh, I see.
56:31 Andrew Santino? You know, people sell weddings to People magazine. You would do that 100% of it. Like this, this person that you're seeing now?
56:36 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
56:38 Andrew Santino? You would 100%, you would tell the press.
56:40 Bobby Lee? No, I'm gonna keep it private. Anyway, um...
56:43 Andrew Santino? We'll put her Instagram link right below here. Click here to see her.
56:46 Bobby Lee? Shut up, dude.
56:47 Andrew Santino? Of course not. That's insane.
56:48 Bobby Lee? Okay. I don't like that video.
56:50 Speaker 04 Okay.
56:50 Bobby Lee? Who's that?
56:51 Andrew Santino? Shout out to Rory McIlroy for winning, uh, winning the Masters. I did think Justin Rose was gonna come back and win it, but he's Irish. Northern Irish, though. Different side. That's upstairs, dude. We're down downstairs, people.
57:03 Bobby Lee? Also, um, congratulations on Arsenal FC for beating Real Madrid in the first leg of the Champions League.
57:09 Andrew Santino? That's huge.
57:10 Bobby Lee? We won 3-0. Declan Rice, two free kicks. Oh my god, they were beautiful.
57:15 Andrew Santino? Two free kicks?
57:17 Bobby Lee? He's never ma- dude, this dude, Declan Rice, we bought him for $100 million from West Ham.
57:22 Speaker 04 Bought him?
57:24 Bobby Lee? The team bought him. I didn't buy, you know what I mean? And so he's-
57:27 Andrew Santino? It is an interesting way to talk about-
57:28 Bobby Lee? He's never made a free kick in his life. He makes two free kicks in one game in a Champions League match against Real Madrid.
57:36 Andrew Santino? Think about the amount of head that guy's gonna get.
57:38 Bobby Lee? It, it, it, it was also at home, so the Emirates went crazy. I mean, it was like commentators were like, I mean, it was mind blowing. They were perfect. The curvature. You're not gonna look it up.
57:53 Andrew Santino? What turned, what turned this guy into such a magician in the, in this, in such an important moment?
57:57 Bobby Lee? Well, he's a really good player. He's a very good defensive midfielder. He attacks too, but I mean, uh, the, those two, I don't know what it is. It's just like.
58:04 Andrew Santino? Say his name again?
58:06 Bobby Lee? Uh, Declan Rice.
58:07 Andrew Santino? Declan Rice.
58:08 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And yeah, see, he's on the cover of it, of the, uh, highlights. And so Bakayoko turns to him and goes, he's like, what do I do? And he goes, Bakayoko goes, if you feel it, just kick it. Cause he, cause they wanted him to cross the ball in. And he just felt it. And I'm telling you, dude, it was beautiful. You have to say, Real Madrid, every person on that team is an all-star. It's like the, you know, Olympic basketball, American team.
58:39 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
58:39 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? It's like, that's what Real Madrid is.
58:41 Andrew Santino? Wow.
58:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah. It was unbelievable. And I mean, it was probably boring what I just said.
58:45 Andrew Santino? He's a good looking guy, this kid, huh?
58:47 Bobby Lee? Yeah. And here's another thing. Stop shaming his girlfriend.
58:50 Andrew Santino? What about what's wrong with her?
58:51 Bobby Lee? People are like, you could do better, but it's like their childhood boyfriend, girlfriend. Who cares?
58:58 Andrew Santino? What's wrong with her?
58:59 Bobby Lee? Why, why are you laughing?
59:00 Andrew Santino? I don't understand.
59:01 Speaker 04 Cause I know why you brought that up.
59:03 Bobby Lee? Why?
59:04 Speaker 04 Because you want us to shame his girlfriend.
59:06 Bobby Lee? No, no, that's, oh my.
59:08 Andrew Santino? Let me see, go through some photos. She looks, what's the, what's the issue?
59:11 Speaker 04 Yeah, Bob, what's the issue? Why?
59:13 Bobby Lee? No, I love her. I would, I would date her.
59:15 Andrew Santino? What's the issue, Bob?
59:16 Bobby Lee? People shame him going, you could do better. Like, you know, wags. You know what wags are?
59:19 Andrew Santino? What is a wag?
59:20 Bobby Lee? Wags are football, um, girlfriends or girl, yeah.
59:24 Andrew Santino? Wives and girlfriends.
59:26 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah. And they're, and you know, if you look at like.
59:29 Andrew Santino? She's not high on the wag list?
59:31 Speaker 04 No.
59:32 Bobby Lee? I would put her high.
59:34 Speaker 04 No, you wouldn't.
59:34 Bobby Lee? Yes, I would. We could hike together.
59:38 Bobby Lee? Look at wags, just what wags are look like.
59:40 Andrew Santino? These are wags.
59:41 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.
59:42 Andrew Santino? These are the wives and girlfriends of soccer players.
59:44 Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're usually like a certain type.
59:47 Speaker 04 Hot.
59:48 Bobby Lee? No. You know. Go to one like, you know, they're wags. And then people, um, go, they shame Declan about it. Declan, you know what I love about Declan? He goes, she's the love of my life. Fuck off.
1:00:03 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:00:04 Bobby Lee? And I, I love that.
1:00:05 Andrew Santino? Yeah.
1:00:06 Bobby Lee? You know what I mean? You know?
1:00:07 Andrew Santino? Let me see his girl. Why? I don't understand the big deal here.
1:00:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah, me either.
1:00:12 Andrew Santino? Like if, you know.
1:00:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, she looks just like the others.
1:00:16 Bobby Lee? Fuck you, dude. If you're the problem with society, dude.
1:00:20 Speaker 04 Oh, that's very interesting.
1:00:21 Bobby Lee? It's like, it's like, it's like Andres's wife. They probably go, you can do better. But she's like, I'm in love.
1:00:31 Andrew Santino? But I do think she can do better.
1:00:32 Bobby Lee? I know she can, but she's like, I'm in love. What's that Japanese thing you're wearing? What does it say on your head?
1:00:39 Andrew Santino? That's, that's the Dodgers. That's for Shohei Ohtani.
1:00:41 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah, he's great.
1:00:42 Andrew Santino? I was at the Dodger game last night. We beat him 16 to nothing, took the series. And I will say something.
1:00:46 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:00:47 Andrew Santino? The amount of baseball fans, Japanese and Asian fans he's brought is, he, he, he's worth the half a billion they gave him.
1:00:56 Bobby Lee? Oh, yeah.
1:00:57 Andrew Santino? Easily.
1:00:57 Bobby Lee? Easily.
1:00:57 Andrew Santino? He's brought so much fucking money to this team.
1:01:00 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:00 Andrew Santino? It, look at the, dude, these stands are filled with people that are first time goers. You could say, dude, sometimes they fly here from Japan to go to the fucking game.
1:01:08 Bobby Lee? Okay, now, wh- wh- wh- wh- why would you laugh at that photo of these Japanese people laughing?
1:01:14 Speaker 04 Just that girl too happy right there on the left.
1:01:16 Andrew Santino? She's excited.
1:01:17 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's, I don't know.
1:01:19 Bobby Lee? It's like somebody just made freshly made boba or something.
1:01:23 Andrew Santino? Sticky bun.
1:01:26 Andrew Santino? Ichika Masai.
1:01:27 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:01:28 Andrew Santino? She's happy.
1:01:28 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:01:29 Andrew Santino? I mean, honestly though, dude, he brought the fan, like, there was a row of, of, of people in front of us that, you know, I could hear, they didn't speak English and they were there for Shohei.
1:01:39 Bobby Lee? Wow.
1:01:40 Andrew Santino? I mean, it's unbelievable.
1:01:40 Bobby Lee? It's incredible.
1:01:41 Andrew Santino? He dr- he just really like draws up, he's also a specimen. Look up his fucking chart. You, you know who Shohei Ohtani is?
1:01:48 Bobby Lee? Yeah, I do. I, I watched the World Series last year.
1:01:50 Andrew Santino? He's a god. He's gotta be 6'6". How to, how, how much does he weigh? Go to his stats.
1:01:56 Andrew Santino? Dude, this guy is superhuman. 209 pounds. How tall is he?
1:02:01 Speaker 04 6'4".
1:02:02 Andrew Santino? 6'4". He is... You've never seen a Japanese guy that big?
1:02:05 Bobby Lee? What's his wife look like?
1:02:07 Andrew Santino? Does she have a wag? Choyotani's wife is, uh, Mamilio...
1:02:11 Bobby Lee? Oh, she's an athlete too. I remember that. Yeah, yeah. She's a pro basketball player.
1:02:15 Andrew Santino? She's a wag.
1:02:17 Bobby Lee? Zoom in on that.
1:02:18 Andrew Santino? She's wagging, dude.
1:02:20 Bobby Lee? Okay, so...
1:02:21 Andrew Santino? I'm gonna use this term a lot, wag.
1:02:23 Bobby Lee? Wag, yeah, wag's a good one.
1:02:24 Andrew Santino? Wives and girlfriends.
1:02:25 Bobby Lee? I love your wag.
1:02:25 Andrew Santino? Wives and girlfriends.
1:02:26 Bobby Lee? That's right.
1:02:27 Andrew Santino? But it's of athletes.
1:02:28 Bobby Lee? That's right.
1:02:28 Andrew Santino? We don't get wags, man.
1:02:30 Bobby Lee? You're a golfer.
1:02:30 Andrew Santino? We get wogs.
1:02:31 Bobby Lee? You're a golfer.
1:02:33 Andrew Santino? That's right.
1:02:34 Bobby Lee? Yeah. You're an a- dude, you're an athlete. In another life, you could have been an athlete. The wa- uh, honestly, the way he bowls, it's like I've never seen anything like it.
1:02:44 Andrew Santino? I do love bowls.
1:02:44 Bobby Lee? Like, anything, uh, the only thing that I think be- I can beat you is ping pong, probably.
1:02:49 Andrew Santino? Hmm.
1:02:49 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:02:50 Andrew Santino? Maybe. Have you been playing?
1:02:53 Bobby Lee? Dude, if you beat me in ping pong, I'm gonna kill myself.
1:02:57 Andrew Santino? Let's do a bad friend's ping pong challenge. And let's serio- I'm serious, let's get a table.
1:03:01 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:01 Speaker 04 Bobby will win. Cause I beat you pretty bad at ping pong and Bobby's good.
1:03:06 Andrew Santino? When did you beat me at ping pong?
1:03:07 Bobby Lee? I love it.
1:03:07 Speaker 04 In Mexico.
1:03:08 Bobby Lee? In Mexico, I remember.
1:03:09 Andrew Santino? I was fucked up.
1:03:10 Bobby Lee? He was drunk.
1:03:11 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:03:11 Bobby Lee? Yeah.
1:03:12 Andrew Santino? Uh, yeah, I- I was fucked up. You didn't beat me sober. Beat me sober. And you were sober.
1:03:16 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:03:17 Andrew Santino? You didn't drink?
1:03:18 Speaker 04 I'm probably sober.
1:03:18 Andrew Santino? Interesting. And you see how he got a little chippy right there? That's an interesting little move, kid.
1:03:23 Bobby Lee? You're done. No more nothing.
1:03:25 Speaker 04 Well, I thought we were back good.
1:03:27 Bobby Lee? No, you think I was- I was fucking kidding, dude. You're done, dude.
1:03:31 Speaker 04 War is starting?
1:03:31 Bobby Lee? You're toast, dude.
1:03:32 Speaker 04 War?
1:03:33 Bobby Lee? Yeah. I didn't start it!
1:03:35 Speaker 04 Yeah, but now that we're at war, I have to fight.
1:03:37 Bobby Lee? But I haven't even attacked you back!
1:03:39 Speaker 04 I'm getting ready!
1:03:40 Bobby Lee? Okay.
1:03:41 Andrew Santino? Carlos, look into the camera, say thank you for being a bad friend, and I might not be here next week.
1:03:45 Speaker 04 Thank you for being a bad friend. I might not be here next week.
1:03:48 Andrew Santino? Great.
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