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The Wild World of Lil Pete!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Hosted by H. Foley

1h 4m
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This episode features stand-up comedian and internet personality Little Pete joining the hosts to discuss his wild upbringing in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, his unconventional career in finance brokering annuities, and his extensive history of drug use and recovery. The guest shares jaw-dropping stories ranging from managing an NA halfway house and taking clients to strip clubs to accidentally getting arrested while dressed as a baby during a Halloween bender. The conversation dives deep into his current life living with his mother, managing her care, and maintaining a unique lifestyle that blends high-dollar annuity sales with frequent trips to strip clubs and aesthetic upkeep like wearing a toupee.

  • Keep your personal finances secure by ensuring your daily banking setup does not drain your funds through excessive monthly statement fees and overdraft charges.
  • Choose a sleep aid supplement that uses properly dosed and natural ingredients so you wake up refreshed without feeling groggy the next morning. 20:15
  • Approach your everyday spending and investments with caution to avoid major financial losses, especially when experimenting with volatile digital tokens. 48:02

Chapters

  1. 0:00
    Episode Launch and Promo

    Hosts introduce the episode and promote the American Garbage Special on YouTube.

  2. 0:31
    Hosts Introduce Show and Guests

    Kevin Ryan and H. Foley welcome listeners and introduce Lil Pete as the special guest.

  3. 2:39
    Lil Pete’s Early Life and Rehab Story

    Lil Pete recounts his upbringing in Brooklyn, his single-child family, and his first year in rehab and halfway house.

  4. 4:00
    Family Dynamics and Education

    The conversation shifts to Pete’s parents, their Irish and Italian heritage, his schooling at Adelphi Academy, and attempts at private schools.

  5. 11:12
    College Years and First Job

    Pete discusses attending St. Joseph’s College, his first job at a cemetery, and early entrepreneurial ventures.

  6. 15:37
    Family Support and Caregiving

    Pete explains how his mother’s health decline and his role as caregiver shaped his life choices.

  7. 27:32
    Nightlife, Drugs, and Turning Points

    Pete details his clubbing, drug use, and the events that led to his addiction, coma, and rehab.

  8. 38:11
    Current Life and Career

    Pete describes his current job brokering annuity sales, his financial status, and his home ownership.

  9. 41:26
    Lifestyle and Future Outlook

    The hosts wrap up with advice on financial planning, banking, and Pete’s reflections on his journey.

  10. 42:06
    Chime Banking Promotion

    Detailed explanation of Chime’s features and how it beats traditional banks.

  11. 42:57
    Transition to Personal Stories

    Hosts shift from product pitch to personal anecdotes about the guests’ lives.

  12. 44:18
    Travel and Cultural Experiences

    Guest recounts trips abroad, passport status, and travel preferences.

Highlights

  • 2:59

    Halfway House Manager Relapsestory

    The guest explains how he was put in charge of a halfway house because of his responsibility, but quickly derailed the program by taking the clients to a strip club instead of NA meetings.

  • 5:48

    Special Ed Evaluation Resultsdata

    The guest breaks down his psychological testing scores from youth, revealing an extremely high verbal ability paired with a shockingly low performance score.

  • 14:17

    High School Steroid Cyclestory

    The guest admits to running a steroid cycle at age seventeen in preparation for a senior trip to Cancun, which triggered his early hair loss.

  • 23:58

    Toupee Upkeep And Routineinsight

    The guest explains the high-maintenance financial and physical reality of wearing a hair system, including the bi-weekly re-gluing process and monthly costs.

  • 28:13

    Arrested Dressed As A Babystory

    The guest recounts a chaotic Halloween weekend in 2008 where he took crystal meth, dressed as a baby, got lost in Manhattan, and crossed the New York City Marathon in handcuffs.

  • 54:51

    Fistfight On Christmas Daystory

    The guest details a physical altercation with his mother's seventy-four-year-old boyfriend on Christmas Day over the price of discounted Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Quotes

  • “I was like the only kid in the class that did not get accepted.”
    Unnamed speaker · 7:35
  • “He played in high school for Powell Memorial with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.”
    Unnamed speaker · 5:40
  • “I love that movie. I remember when my mother took me and my best friend to see it in 1994.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:03:51
  • “I'm gonna be headlining the Brooklyn Art House on Halloween, I'm gonna be dressing up as Chucky, I'm gonna be doing all new material.”
    Unnamed speaker · 1:04:46
  • DraftKings 17:30–18:55
  • Ultra Sleep Pouches 19:01–20:33
  • TakeUltra 20:20–20:33
  • Chime 41:24–42:40

About this episode

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and internet sensation Lil Pete! You know Lil Pete from stand up comedy, Chrissy Chaos, Growing Up Italian Podcast, Flagrant's New Yorker of the Week, Beer Game Show Presented By Barstool Sports, The P Boiz Podcast, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch AMERICAN GARBAGE: https://youtu.be/77zGwlLffWk?si=6E9dBr63JY7HgP9t AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: DraftKings: New DraftKings customers, sign up with code AYG, spend five bucks to get $150 in rewards within 14 days - includes all markets. Ultra: Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code GARBAGE at https://takeultra.com! Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER, one eight hundred MY RESET. Connecticut: call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, visit CCPG dot org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for fourteen days. Terms at d k n g dot c o slash offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

Topics

  • Pasha
  • Bay Ridge
  • New York
  • Brooklyn
  • Sound Factory
  • YouTube
  • Bosley
  • St. Joseph's College
  • Powell Memorial
  • Mansion

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