Picky Eaters w/ Trevor Wallace!

Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Trevor Wallace! You know Trevor Wallace from Stand Up Comedy, the Stiff Socks Podcast, Kill Tony, This Past Weekend with Theo Von, Impaulsive Podcast, Your Mom's House, We Might Be Drunk, TigerBelly, Whiskey Ginger Podcast, Botez Sisters Podcast, Something's Burning with Bert Kreischer, You Made It Weird, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Gang, Tootie's got a limited 4th of July drop coming at ya. We got some nice t-shirts. Show up to the barbecue looking fresh, clean, and patriotic.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't be a bozo. Available at RUGarbage.com while supplies last.

• 0:13H. Foley?

  Happy 4th of July. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out they're going to be classy.

• 0:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:24H. Foley?

  Or they're just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:26Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:27H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at ya on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She's down in the basement with the cable guy.

• 0:33Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:34H. Foley?

  So, bad news is, there's a funk down there, a little smell, but we got free HBO.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  There we go.

• 0:39H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Take nine.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  With commercials.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  What'd you say? With commercials?

• 0:45H. Foley?

  The bad Hulu package?

• 0:47Speaker 02

  I did just buy the bad Hulu package.

• 0:48H. Foley?

  By the way, we just talked about it. My mom's got it. She's got, she's got no general hospital. She's freaking out over there. But that's neither here nor there. My co-host is coming at ya from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage, international businessman, and I would assume not too happy with me right now. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  Shout out to ya. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are in the middle of the charts.

• 1:15H. Foley?

  We're climbing.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Right where we want to be, not showing off, not falling behind. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/rugarbage. Joining over 15,000 people over there. How you doing?

• 1:26H. Foley?

  Let's go. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest, back with us again today. Good friend of the show.

• 1:34Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:34H. Foley?

  You look up killing it, you look up killing it in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of this kid with his perfect hair. He's currently on the alphabet of mail tour. Give it up for Trevor Wallace, everybody.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Hey, thanks for having me. Kev Foley, good to see you guys.

• 1:48H. Foley?

  Hey, pal.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  Good to see ya. I want to pass along, we had Rory Scoville here not that long ago, and you were with him the day before he was coming here.

• 1:57H. Foley?

  He was trashing ya.

• 1:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, no, no.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Good, good, good.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  And you had very kind words about the show. I was talking to Trevor about it yesterday. He said, "You're gonna love the show. It's so much fun. Those guys are great." Which is always nice to hear.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 2:08H. Foley?

  We love you, buddy.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Big ups to the show. I've always loved this, and people who have asked me about it, I go, "Dude, it's so fun." You think, it's literally a writing session.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Because there's so many bits that come out of it where you like unlock so many memories.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  Never thought about, yeah.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  It's great. It's fun.

• 2:20H. Foley?

  That's what he said, that's what he said you said, yeah.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Thanks for you saying it in a worse way. That's what he said, you said what I said.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Alright, let's get Roy back on.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  I feel like I'm on drugs right now.

• 2:29Speaker 01

  You sound like it.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Something in the air, something in the air.

• 2:32H. Foley?

  I wanted to ask you both this question.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  That's all the time we have for today.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Is it about Cuomo? What are we talking?

• 2:43H. Foley?

  Alright, so I forgot to bring this up to you, but maybe like a few weeks ago, I was down, I was down at home in, in Blue Bell, I was at the Whitpain Tavern, if you want to know, I'm with my cousin.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  Oh shit, they let you in? How'd you get a table there?

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Open table.

• 2:59H. Foley?

  Got him on resi. Great spot, great, great local, local spot.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 3:03H. Foley?

  I'm with my cousin Paul, and he's like, let's get-

• 3:06Speaker 01

  This story's getting worse, with Paul, Paul's there.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  You got no Paul.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  I'm with generic guy Paul.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Friend of the show.

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Friend of the show, Paul. You're at a bar with your, with your, with your bozo cousin?

• 3:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 3:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:19H. Foley?

  Wants to order wings.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Whoa. What, what, who wrote this, Homer Simpson?

• 3:26Speaker 02

  I told my agents I didn't want to do a woke podcast, can we tone it back a little bit?

• 3:34H. Foley?

  He wants to order wings. And he goes, "I'm gonna order all drumsticks, is that okay?" And I'm like, "What?" And I'm like, "I'm gonna want some drumsticks too." And he's like, "Then we have to get two orders, all, all drumsticks."

• 3:48Speaker 01

  That's a lot of drumsticks.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  Is that normal?

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Wait, hold on.

• 3:52H. Foley?

  He doesn't like the flats.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  I love flats.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  But that's my favorite, but either way, whether it was the flats or not, do you have that power?

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 3:59H. Foley?

  To ask to just get one or the other? That's what the trashiest thing I've heard in my life.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  I would say, this is my take, and then you seem like you have a, a, a good, a, a thoughts on it. I would say 20 years ago, that'd be a wild ask. I think you're allowed to now, and I don't know why.

• 4:13H. Foley?

  Why?

• 4:13Speaker 01

  I don't know why, you're just allowed to do that, I feel.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  That's not how wings work.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  So, cause, but he was ordering for himself, not for the table, right?

• 4:19H. Foley?

  It was for us.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:20H. Foley?

  We were gonna share it at the bar. It's not who's a four, it doesn't matter who's a four. It could be me, you.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  Doesn't matter if I ate all the wings or not. And Paul didn't get any.

• 4:28H. Foley?

  It's, it's, could you sit there and say to a server or a bartender, "We want to order some wings, but I don't want any flats, or I don't want any drumsticks. I just want all one thing." What's the kid doing the fryer gonna think? He's gotta pull them out one by one?

• 4:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  You gotta hope someone wants all flats.

• 4:44H. Foley?

  Exactly.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  You're left over with all flats after that.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Well, usually they, I mean, on some of the apps, you can like pay an upcharge for just drumstick or just flats.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  You can?

• 4:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

• 4:53H. Foley?

  Whoa, I'm behind the times.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  Big Buffalo Wild Wings, I think you can do that. Um, Big Chicken Wing is getting after it, but...

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Shout out to the boys at Tyson.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  They're probably tanking down there.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Big Chicken Wing propaganda. But sometimes, that's an app thing. Asking the server, server, the server waitress, I don't know, is that weird or not?

• 5:10H. Foley?

  You gotta go back, okay, as a server, you gotta go back and you gotta say to the fry guy, who's probably not having a great day. And probably not too pumped about what he's doing.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  You know, if the, if the waiter waitress said, "Would you want all drums or all flats?"

• 5:23Speaker 01

  Then, yeah.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Then, then you have an option, but to just delegate tasks, I, now I'm getting it.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  It seems wild to me. It seems wild.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  And how many was it? Was it like a 10-piece order per person, or was, or what are we talking?

• 5:33H. Foley?

  It would've been 20 wings.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Okay, that's a lot of counting, and it's a lot to assume that a fry cook can count up to 20.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  This guy's got good points, I'll have to tell you.

• 5:43Speaker 02

  He's like, "I only got 10 hands, what do you want me to do? Count on my toes!"

• 5:46H. Foley?

  How much of it, I mean, you're an LA guy, you know what I mean? You do, you do well.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  I love what, yeah, I love your interpretation of it. You literally think he's the coolest guy in the world, which he's a very cool guy.

• 5:56H. Foley?

  I think he's the coolest guy ever, and I think he's a billionaire.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 6:02H. Foley?

  Flew on a rocket ship to get here.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Um...

• 6:04H. Foley?

  Well, I was gonna ask, are you a special request guy at the restaurant?

• 6:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  No?

• 6:08Speaker 02

  I take what I, like, if I say no slants, and those slants, I go, "This is, this is it. These are how my cards are dealt. I gotta play that."

• 6:14Speaker 01

  What, what would...

• 6:14H. Foley?

  Kid stays humble.

• 6:15Speaker 01

  What would have to, what would have to happen for you to send it back? Or not send it back, but go like, you know, anything? It would, it'd have to be wild.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know if I've ever sent anything back. I'm sure I have, but I just, my thought is I never want to, uh, delay the group. Cause you know, they send my shit back.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Now everybody's waiting.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  Now I'm on a 20 minute delay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kinda just. But here's the bitch thing I'll do. I'll out loud say that I don't like it. Hope other people are like, would you want some of mine?

• 6:44Speaker 01

  I like that move.

• 6:46H. Foley?

  Pass it to the table. You put it on the, you put it on the table.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Well, well, if somebody asks, again, we're back to that.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  Oh, hey Trevor, how's your burger?

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Ah, salmon's a little dry. I don't know. This isn't really what I thought it'd be.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  And then would you, well, you even go like.

• 6:58H. Foley?

  That was great.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  You want some of mine?

• 7:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 7:02H. Foley?

  The salmon's a little dry.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Salmon's a little dry. I knew I should've got what you got. Well, do you want? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Subtle. It's a great way to ask for it without asking.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  I knew I should've got what you got. Well, do you want a bite? No, you can, and then, then next thing you know, they're scraping it on a little tea plate for you.

• 7:17H. Foley?

  See, I picture you with the Grove and other influencers ordering off the menu or something like that.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  No, I don't, um, I don't know if.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  He doesn't even know what anything he just said.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  That wasn't a big, that was for a New York guy. You were hitting the, the gym.

• 7:29H. Foley?

  I saw it. It was in Get Shorty.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  The candy devils goes and orders that omelet. That's what I assume all you guys are doing out there.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  A little bit. There's definitely about those dinners, but when the people just start ordering a muck, you know, then you can just kinda pick and choose like a little bit of that, a little bit of this. Yeah.

• 7:44Speaker 01

  Now I got some, say you're, say, you know, we might've crossed paths at this at some point. If there's, this is a different time too. Say you're out with your friend and everybody's ordering stuff. How's that getting chopped up? You jumping on that grenade at all? Someone?

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Bill wise?

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. Someone else jumping on it? Is it, what's the, what are the, what are the vibes?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  You know, it depends if I'm drinking or not.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  If I'm two, if I'm two cocktails deep, get the platinum card out. Ding ding. I'm trying to.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  We're talking business.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Because then it's almost like, no, I got it. I got it. I got it. But if it's, um, it really just depends.

• 8:14Speaker 01

  On the company.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  Yes. Yeah. Cause usually, cause I'll, I'll split or I'll just try to offer my, whatever. But sometimes someone's just like, I got it. I insist, I insist, I insist. But.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  I, I'm also a big, he's.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  I think it gets Bad with money. Yeah, no, I think it gets to a point, I'm the same way, I'm happy to pay for it, but like if someone else goes, I got it. I go, you sure let me get in a thing, I give you a one or two.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  One or two, yeah.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  But then it's like, it's like tacky, be like, give me that check, I said, give me the check, it's like, you're make, I feel like you're making it weird sometimes to be like, alright, I'll get you on the next, like.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  It's also about convenience too, if it's, you know, if it's like, there's six of us, and somebody's like, well, we can all split it six way, now you're giving a waitress six credit cards.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Nah, nah, nah, yeah.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  It just feels like a lot to divvy up, it's like, I'd rather just do this, and then, hey, this is, uh, this is my good karma for the week.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  And nine out of ten times, you're the one that she's gonna remember.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 9:05H. Foley?

  Trevor, Trevor Kane.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  Yes, we're all flats, this fucking guy.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:11H. Foley?

  He do the Buffalo Wild Wings.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  But to go back on that, I, now, how many, I mean, we travel as a crew, there's six of us when we go out on the road and stuff like that, and they'll, every single time, or ninety percent of the times, go, how many checks? Look like losers. Like, they ask for that automatically, which I think now is just more, so I do think asking for all drumsticks or flats, you're, you're now, it's now more curated to the diner, rather than, get what we have type thing, that's all I'm trying to say.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Some places are real sticklers with, on the bottom of the seat will say like, two cards max.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Which I agree, what are we doing?

• 9:43Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Fucking, listen, you go out as a group, settle it as the group, and don't bring the waitress in.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. What are your thoughts on no substitutions? You go to a place, and they go, we don't do substitutions at the bottom of the menu.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  And like, eh.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Fuck you, I'm paying you, I'm saving you money, I don't want tomato, take it off.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  That shouldn't be, that should be a modification, not a substitution, I'll give you that.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  Flag on the play, revolts.

• 10:04H. Foley?

  But, but, but if it's a nice joint, and it's like, uh, um, it's like a chef, let him do his thing.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  I, listen, I think if you go, hey, if you go, hey, I, you know. Hey, instead of the side salad, can I do the lobster bisque? I think that's a big upswing, you know what I mean?

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Right, right, right.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  I think if you want, hey, can I do that with no, can I do the burger with no tomatoes? That, for sure.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  Just makes me hate the kitchen immediately.

• 10:29H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, so who the fuck is telling me what I can do?

• 10:31Speaker 02

  I just sat down. Yeah, I just sat down. This is what it is.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  Uh huh, no.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  We can't give a little, take a little?

• 10:38Speaker 01

  Buddy, you're preaching the choir, because I like, I like making a lot of modifications.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, and they're subtle. There's nothing crazy, it's just like, hey, no rougla on a burger. That doesn't belong here, belongs on the side.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Yes, yeah, and I'll go too. I'll go to, hey, no tomato, no, whatever.

• 10:53H. Foley?

  But that's just taking something off, that should be okay.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  Right, but sometimes when you, before you even start, hey, do you guys mind? They go, they cut it off right before you even get to that. Hey, do you guys mind? Boom.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  Sometimes those places, those servers, they have the attitude of the chef. It's like, you're not why I'm here.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  Well, they know that they gotta deal with the chef.

• 11:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, they gotta deal with the chef, true, but sometimes those guys, we had that somewhere, where they hated us.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Most places we go.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Most big cities.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  No, they don't like you.

• 11:22H. Foley?

  They, they, they.

• 11:23Speaker 01

  They don't like him.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Really?

• 11:24Speaker 01

  And as a waiter.

• 11:25H. Foley?

  Where the dickhead?

• 11:26Speaker 02

  You think?

• 11:28Speaker 01

  You think they did?

• 11:29H. Foley?

  I'm, I'm your guy.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  Also, he was a waiter for a, he was, you were a career waiter until this show took off.

• 11:34H. Foley?

  And they're referring to an incident at Marvin in Los Angeles. That's what they're referring to, I believe.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:40H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  So as a previous waiter, do you know lingo to kinda like get your like, your stripes in? Cause I got a buddy, I got a, in and out, I got a buddy that used to work there, and we'd go there.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Running with a cool crew.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  A cool crew, but he would wait until after ordering, then he'd be like, so what level are you? And the guy'd be like, yo, you used to work, and then, sorry.

• 11:58Speaker 01

  No, yeah, yeah, good.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  And then he would feel like, um, you know, it's like, now it's not customer, customers like, uh, whoa, oh, we're chill like that, there's like this communal bond.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  So would you drop anything, or are you the guy that's like cleaning up plates for the waiter waitresses?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta.

• 12:12H. Foley?

  You mean, like, like trying to talk jive to a black guy or something like that? Like I would know that, like, I got the, I mean, I got.

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, when you go to a Reebok and you say, hey, you play 2K, right? I'm saying like, is there anything you're saying when ordering like, hey, I know it's probably a small kitchen.

• 12:27Speaker 01

  You're probably 86 this already.

• 12:29H. Foley?

  So do me a favor, before you fire the entrees, can we start out with the amuse bouche?

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:34H. Foley?

  And make sure that you mise en place everything.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, but are you saying any buzzwords to let them know like, hey?

• 12:39Speaker 01

  He tries.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  I was once on your side of the team.

• 12:41Speaker 01

  He tries.

• 12:42Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 12:42Speaker 01

  And outside in, you can defend yourself. Outside in, he goes heavy too quick of like, you don't want to put them out. You don't want them doing extra work. So you go, ah, well, you don't need to, and it's like.

• 12:53H. Foley?

  And they hate me for that.

• 12:54Speaker 01

  He throws a lot of stuff at them as they're like trying to, they'll be like, take it, you know, be like, oh, hey, here's your, I know, I got, we're okay. I wonder, hey, we got the forks, we got the, you can take, the guy's like, I was just gonna ask if you need a refill. It's like, it's a lot, and then they get weird about it.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  I did it one time with a bottle of wine, okay? The guy came over to pour it, and I was like, nah, it's okay, I'll do it. And he was like, what the fuck?

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:19H. Foley?

  I work here, dickhead.

• 13:22H. Foley?

  I sit him down. I'm crumbing the table.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  You taste it.

• 13:26H. Foley?

  No, I could tell you as a server, I used to fucking hate that. When somebody would be like, ah, well, I've worked in the business.

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Right, right, right.

• 13:35H. Foley?

  Well, you're not working here now, you dumb fucking bitch. I said, no tomato.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  You get fired for a reason, okay? Hand over the breadsticks.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Okay, oh, sorry, yeah.

• 13:44H. Foley?

  I was gonna say, I want to check in with, I want to check in with the kids, see what's going on.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  On a similar, on a similar thing, we have a recent debate, which I called a lot of, a lot of flack for.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  I, strap in, we are getting controversial.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  I said, and maybe this came off wrong, and I defended it with an occupation. I said there should be an age limit to when a respectable adult should be eating Doritos. Respectable, not to say I don't like them and I don't love them.

• 14:16Speaker 02

  Okay. I gotta hear what age you top people out.

• 14:21H. Foley?

  But hold on, before you ask that, I need to know what kinda guy I'm dealing with. Right now, as you sit here, how do you feel about the Cool Ranch Doritos?

• 14:27Speaker 02

  I had them two days ago.

• 14:28H. Foley?

  Okay, good.

• 14:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't need anything. This guy's a comedian.

• 14:32H. Foley?

  He's in.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  That's okay.

• 14:33Speaker 02

  You know where I'll get on board with that is a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell. You must be 14 or younger to get that.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  That's a lot going on.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  There's a lot going on. You can't have a whole family and have Dorito crust on all five fingers being like, "Well, I don't know. Do you wanna go to SeaWorld or not?" And then you're hitting, that's got an age limit.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  That's a messy hug.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. The one bag, you can kinda, that's a two finger cleanup. But when you're doing the whole taco, that's eighth grade and below.

• 14:59H. Foley?

  You can't be signing people's report cards if you got fucking, yeah.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  Well, there's my thing. Would you look at it differently? Say you were, you know, you got arrested and you went to meet with your lawyer and he's sitting there with a bag of like, a fucking spicy nacho and he's like, "Don't worry, I got you covered." You're gonna go, "I don't fucking know about this."

• 15:19Speaker 02

  It's a privacy thing. You can only eat them at home or at an airport. Other than that,

• 15:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:24H. Foley?

  Oh, the airport is very good.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  But you would lose credit.

• 15:27H. Foley?

  There's no rules at an airport.

• 15:27Speaker 02

  None. Well, there are.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  If you're a pilot, I don't want you eating it. I'll tell you that much.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Right.

• 15:32H. Foley?

  No.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  If I got on a guy was dumping like the crumbs, the crumbs of Cool Ranch Doritos in his mouth, I'd get the fuck off the plane.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  Kinda wondering what's an okay thing for your lawyer to eat?

• 15:41Speaker 01

  Something from a place with no substitutions.

• 15:43H. Foley?

  A ham and cheese sandwich with no lettuce and tomato.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  That is wife-packed.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, there you go.

• 15:48H. Foley?

  Or at like a fucking five-star joint where the server knows him, he walks over, he hands him the hundred dollar bill and everything's taken care of.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  I wanna see some ajou on his table when he's signing paperwork, you know?

• 16:00H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  So what age do you?

• 16:02H. Foley?

  I don't wanna see me eating fucking Nerds Rope while we're talking about, you know?

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Right.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  I'm gonna trial for murder here.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna hang myself with that Nerds Rope.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  I would say into your 30s, it gets questionable based upon, I mean, I love them, they're delicious. It is a more of a immature, immature snack.

• 16:21Speaker 02

  There's gotta be football on somewhere.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Something, yeah.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  A road trip on the horizon.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  That's very good.

• 16:26H. Foley?

  Camping. I mean, first of all, I completely push back on this.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  I love them.

• 16:31H. Foley?

  Doritos can be enjoyed by anybody of any age or weight.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Okay, so you're taking this as a personal attack?

• 16:38H. Foley?

  That's what I think.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I don't know. I just, that was my, I don't know, man. It's just like not.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  I don't know anybody very respectable doing it as a guy who eats them a lot myself.

• 16:51H. Foley?

  I think maybe the size of the bag sometimes plays in. If you're eating, if you're 45 and you're eating a little lunch bag, that's kind of, you know what I'm talking about? It's a tough look. You got a bag of Teddy Grahams somewhere.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  It's a big chip too. So you really gotta widen up for, you know, you're on a phone call, you gotta hit mute and then you.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  It is, but you know, I'll go a bag of Cheetos every once in a while.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  That's crazy to me. I mean, I like the Cheeto. I'm just saying.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  Cheetos is a sneak hitter. Loved them as a kid. Loved hot Cheetos as a kid. Didn't eat them for like a decade, then had some with a sandwich recently. I was like,

• 17:25H. Foley?

  so good.

• 17:26Speaker 02

  This may be the best thing that's ever been invented. This Chester guy's on to something.

• 17:29H. Foley?

  He is. You know what turned me back on to Cheetos? When I saw W with, uh, Josh Brolin, when he played, uh, George W. Bush? That's what he had. He had a Dr. Pepper, a sandwich, and he had Cheetos. How the president's eating Cheetos?

• 17:43Speaker 02

  That was a takeaway from the movie?

• 17:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, that whole movie. Yeah, all right, these are presidential.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  I gotta try some of these things.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Uh, well, we were talking about hot fries too very recently, which they didn't, I mean, they, I think.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  They have to be enjoyed outside. I don't know what that is. You gotta eat hot fries outside.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  I don't think you're wrong.

• 17:59H. Foley?

  I think if you touched them, they're trash.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 18:02H. Foley?

  I'm surprised.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  I mean, it's not classy.

• 18:05H. Foley?

  No.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't eat them. Let's be honest.

• 18:07H. Foley?

  They're bad. They're whack. Who had, that guy was a creep with the fucking hat on. You couldn't see his eyes. I know he was all smoked up.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  I don't hate them. I don't, but we had a vending machine in high school that sold them for a dollar and we'd be eating them at eight in the morning.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, I mean, that was wild.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  Eight in the morning, Arizona iced tea and hot fries. I mean, $2 deep and you're just geeked in first period.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  You're snoozing, dude.

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I mean, just a crazy diet.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  That's cra- I did, I, it took me so long. I was so fat and was chugging wa- uh, the iced teas, uh, those Arizona iced teas every morning, eating Dunkin' Donuts and one of those in my car every morning and not realizing why I was so fat. I'm like, it's iced tea and a bagel. No, I was doing a breakfast sandwich with the little hash browns.

• 18:57H. Foley?

  Great. You like those hash browns at Dunkin's?

• 18:58Speaker 02

  Those are great. I just had some recently.

• 19:00Speaker 01

  They're so good.

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Those are delus- you know, it's another sleeper for you kids out there. The hash browns at Burger King in the morning are fire. Ah, I haven't been to a BK lounge in a minute.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  A BK lounge.

• 19:12H. Foley?

  Gets busy after 11.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  I know the doorman.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  There is one kinda near where I live and they got a big flex. They got a, that char.

• 19:22Speaker 01

  Side of a good neighborhood.

• 19:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, there you go. That char ain't bad.

• 19:25H. Foley?

  You gotta go back.

• 19:26Speaker 02

  It's in, but you know what really fucked me up mentally is when you realize all grill marks on chicken in fast food is like painted on.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  It's fake.

• 19:33Speaker 02

  It's literally a henna tattoo and we're over here pretending like it's fresh off the grill. But Burger King's got a little char flavor to it and I'm like, is that like a spray? Is that, is that real char?

• 19:41H. Foley?

  They run it through, that's flame broil, alright? That's flame broil.

• 19:44Speaker 01

  You smell that.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 19:45Speaker 01

  Smell that probably from your house, you can smell that.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  It's good.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  It's got a nice linger in there.

• 19:48H. Foley?

  We were talking about this with Tim Dillon. We have to bring Burger King back for the, for the country to heal.

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, what was their last big hit? Chicken fries?

• 19:56H. Foley?

  That was you guys.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  But, but they, oh really?

• 19:58H. Foley?

  You were also watching Hey, Arnold.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  They changed them again. They, when they first hit as like an exclusive menu item, limited time only.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  Well, they took them away and then they brought them back, but it wasn't the same.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  They were crispy. It was like a mozzarella. It was good. They, they, they fall it off.

• 20:15H. Foley?

  Kim, what's up about Shopify?

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Shopify.

• 20:17H. Foley?

  Now, we've talked about Shopify a lot here over at Are You Garbage. We're obviously a Shopify family.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  Ching!

• 20:23H. Foley?

  100%. Shopify has made our business easier.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 20:27H. Foley?

  And if you're starting a new business, which is incredibly hard.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Don't think.

• 20:31H. Foley?

  You have a lot of things going on, not to mention just the courage to do it. The, is it gonna work out? Is it gonna be this? Is it gonna be that? Am I gonna surround myself with the right tools to build the business?

• 20:41Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 20:42H. Foley?

  Well, here's an easy fix for you. Shopify is the right tool to help build your business.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Yes, Shopify is the commerce platinum, platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all east e-commerce in the US of A from household names like Are You Garbage? The brands just getting started out. Uh, get started with your own design studio with hundreds of ready to use templates. Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store that matches your brand's style. If you ever purchased anything from Are You Garbage, it's been through a Shopify website. I didn't even know what Shopify was, started talking to the web guy, he goes, you're just in a Shopify website? He goes, you can do it in two seconds. Bing bang boom, boop boop pop. Obviously, I'm speaking hyperbole. Took a little longer, but boop boop boop, easy peasy. We can do it. You can do it, dog. Best yet Shopify is your commerce expert with world-class expertise in everything from managing

• 21:29Speaker 01

  inventory to international shipping to processing returns and beyond. A one-stop-shop, dog. It's time to turn those what-ifs into cha-ching with Shopify today. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at Shopify.com/garbage. Go to Shopify.com/garbage. One more time, that's Shopify.com/garbage.

• 21:48H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 21:51H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 21:53Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 21:54H. Foley?

  Things start adding up. You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 22:10Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, and listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 22:23H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, that is. "Oh, $5 for this, $10 for that." They got their hand in your pocket. Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding, fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that. I know, I need that, dog. Right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to Chime.com/garbage. That's Chime.com/garbage. Sign up now, it only takes a few minutes.

• 23:05H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to Chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 23:18H. Foley?

  I wanna know, are you still in the same spot? What's going on?

• 23:21Speaker 02

  Where was that last time we talked?

• 23:23H. Foley?

  House?

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Some flop house over at Seater.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  No, I forget, to be honest with ya.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  Uh, I think so.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  Have you moved recently?

• 23:29H. Foley?

  You talk to us.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  No, haven't moved, haven't moved.

• 23:32H. Foley?

  Did you buy anything?

• 23:33Speaker 02

  I got a real dirtbag move you guys might like.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  Hit me.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  Got rid of the Tesla, right? Had a Model 3, you know?

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  And I go, uh, okay, you know, it just wasn't, whatever. Lease was coming up to an end, I go, "I want something, and I want something nice."

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Okay, can we, can we, okay?

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, go ahead.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  No, I was gonna say, can we guess a little bit?

• 23:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  Let's think of it. I'm gonna write it down, cuz I think I know where Kevin said that.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  I didn't even, you guys will love this. This is the dirtiest of dirt.

• 23:58H. Foley?

  Go ahead.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Okay. Is it a luxury?

• 24:00Speaker 02

  It's a luxury car.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  It's a luxury model.

• 24:02H. Foley?

  Would it be in the SUV category?

• 24:04Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Whoa. I was gonna say G-Wagon.

• 24:07H. Foley?

  Me too!

• 24:07Speaker 02

  Nah, I can't do that.

• 24:09H. Foley?

  G-Wagon, uptown.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  Bombing at the laugh factor, hopping in the G-Wagon?

• 24:12Speaker 01

  All the TV screens are playing in the headrest.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  God, yeah.

• 24:15H. Foley?

  I just tried to high five you, by the way.

• 24:16Speaker 01

  Ah, sorry.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  We can edit that in.

• 24:19H. Foley?

  Can I high five it?

• 24:21Speaker 01

  Huh, okay.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  Cadillac.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Mm-mm.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 24:25H. Foley?

  Ferrari.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. I did-

• 24:27H. Foley?

  Could you though, if you wanted to?

• 24:29Speaker 02

  A Ferrari?

• 24:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Probably lease one, I mean, I don't, are people, can you lease a-

• 24:33Speaker 02

  But I wouldn't be comfortable, money-wise. I would be stressing, but could.

• 24:38H. Foley?

  Very good.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  I'll give you a clue, I stayed in the, uh, the EV realm, the electric-

• 24:42Speaker 01

  Oh, Rivian. Rivian.

• 24:43H. Foley?

  Rivian.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  Rivian, no, those are nice though.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Cybertruck?

• 24:46Speaker 02

  No, god, no, god, no, god, no.

• 24:48H. Foley?

  One of those new Broncos?

• 24:50Speaker 02

  No.

• 24:51H. Foley?

  A Wrangler?

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Those are good.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  A Prius?

• 24:53Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 24:54Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 24:55H. Foley?

  Razor scooter.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  Lime, lime scooter.

• 24:58Speaker 01

  I gotta charge it up.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  I got a hopped up city bike.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  Huh. I don't know, what is it?

• 25:04Speaker 02

  It's a German, it's a German car.

• 25:05H. Foley?

  BMW?

• 25:07Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  Mercedes?

• 25:09Speaker 02

  No.

• 25:09H. Foley?

  Well, that's all a German car. Volkswagen?

• 25:11Speaker 02

  I hope they're German. Maybe?

• 25:14Speaker 01

  Ford? Uh, what is it?

• 25:18Speaker 02

  Uh, Porsche?

• 25:19H. Foley?

  What?

• 25:20Speaker 01

  Wow!

• 25:21H. Foley?

  That's Italian!

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 25:23H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 25:23Speaker 01

  Is it German? Porsche?

• 25:25H. Foley?

  Really?

• 25:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, cuz when I said it was German, there was a split second after, I was like, is it German?

• 25:29Speaker 01

  Dude, I do that stuff all the time, where you're like, wait, oh, yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Um, so I got a, a Taycan, which is the, uh, the electric one.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Taycan?

• 25:37Speaker 02

  But this-

• 25:38Speaker 01

  That's a whack-ass name.

• 25:41H. Foley?

  Taycan?

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Wait, how do you spell that?

• 25:43Speaker 02

  T-Y-C-A-N.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  Oh, like the, I got-

• 25:46Speaker 02

  It's spelled Tay, Taycon.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  Taycon.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  It's one of those dual, tomato, tomato-

• 25:49H. Foley?

  Cross Turismo, or Turbo S?

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Just, just, just standard.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Sexy car, but this is where it gets very.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  This is where it gets very, are you garbagey?

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  It's used and I got a lease on it.

• 26:05Speaker 02

  Because here's the life hack. These electric vehicles, once they're used, their resale is shit. Cause everybody goes, well, I don't want to buy this thing because in two years, the range is going to be better and it's going to.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  Cause it's still so new. Like an iPhone. Yeah, because it's still so new in the process that they're only going to get better. So this car already was cheap as shit because it was used. And then on top of that, they go, well, you can lease it. And then on top of that, the guy working there ended up being like a homie, like a fan. So, I mean, I'm paying like Tesla prices for this car and yeah, but.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  I just got to plug Tri-County Porsche. Shout out Gary.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Shout out Woodland Hills Porsche. But um, yeah, so it was like a hundred fifteen thousand dollar car, but.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  New, right?

• 26:47Speaker 02

  Brand new.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  But the resale, I think, cut to like sixty or something.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm looking at one now that's sixty-six.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  The life hack.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Twenty twenty-three, sixty-six.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  You know, and if you can't, I don't, I don't think they ever really do leases on used cars, which was mind blowing to me. That's how shitty the EV market is. We just want this off the lot.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  You gotta move front of.

• 27:04H. Foley?

  It may or may not have been in the fires, so.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  Yes, exactly. So.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  So I'm paying.

• 27:10Speaker 01

  You got a Porsche for sixty grand. That's like what a fucking Jeep, what a Jeep goes for.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm, yeah, exactly. So I'm leasing it for, it's like a two-year lease. So I'm, I'll probably end up going back to something more practical like a Tesla or.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Does it feel cool, dry, you feel cool?

• 27:23Speaker 02

  It feels great.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  You feel accomplished?

• 27:24Speaker 02

  But the funny part is like, it, it, it looks like it's like some crazy expensive car. So I pull into the Comedy Store and all the, the door guys there, all the other comics are like, Jesus Christ, man, how much money are you making on the road? I'm like, it's used, it's used. It's a lease, it's a lease. I'm not paying, I'm only paying a hundred dollars more than it was for my Tesla three.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got to, you got to fucking bill this sale out.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  You almost feel bad.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  No, I get that.

• 27:44H. Foley?

  Cause you're throwing up crumpled twenties at him.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Get out of here. I get that because I did that. I bought a, I had a Kia and then uh, it got stolen. The Kia boys got me and uh, first new car I ever owned, they fucking got me.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  Is it really that easy to hotwire?

• 27:56Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  You can hotwire like a USB or something, right?

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, no, mine just is a screwdriver.

• 28:00H. Foley?

  No game boy.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  The, the certain ones would just, yeah, it's a. USB or uh they pop the ignition out with a screwdriver and then literally just the screwdriver just turn it's like turning.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  You're lying.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  I swear to God.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  It's that easy?

• 28:10Speaker 01

  I had to start it to get it from after I we found it. I had to start it myself with a pair of pliers. Literally takes a second.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  Wild. But I then got a used, not certified, pre-owned. I got a u- I got one. I went to Carvana. Where like you don't get to see it. You just roll the dice with it.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  And they drop it off. It's a it's a real tacky. They drop it off.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  You tore it out of the car, huh?

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Dude, they drop it off in a huge Carvana fucking truck.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  And like their sirens and they like it's like.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  That is so trash.

• 28:44Speaker 01

  Dude, they drop it off in front of.

• 28:45Speaker 02

  Bottle service.

• 28:46Speaker 01

  I know. Players going. They dropped it off in front of my building. It was very, very embarrassing.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  What'd you get though?

• 28:54Speaker 01

  I got a uh used Mercedes GLB to the the lowest uh SUV you can get.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  What uh what mixers package did you get? Cranberry juice, grapefruit juice?

• 29:06Speaker 01

  I did soda. We're doing rum and coke.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  I'm a big used car guy.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Well, this is this was my thought. So it's like I dude, it was I think because he got a new Jeep around the same time and it was like the same pri- it's the same payment. I got it like it's like two or two and a half maybe years all day. Someone leased it for two years or something and I took it and it's like I'm only gonna fuck it up.

• 29:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  I've never had a nice car. This is I'm cool with this.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I almost didn't like leasing a new car because it's just it's too new.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I didn't.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  It's like new shoes. You're you're like, I can maybe wear these today.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  It didn't feel comfortable. I didn't. I don't need something that nice.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  No, not at all, especially parking in Los Angeles and driving around the city and I I just I didn't know you could get lease a new uh a used car. So the payment is.

• 29:44Speaker 01

  I've never heard that. Yeah.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  I think they're really trying to get them off the lot because I went to an Audi dealership to look at some of their electronic cars. I was like, can I lease this used one? And he's like, what the hell are you talking about, kid? And I was like, oh, this Porsche is trying to get rid of them. They're like, because the resale, the resale is just such shit. I mean, it's, it's, it's usually like half the price of like, what, what, all these EVs about half. It's like, there was a Porsche I was looking at, and it was literally a quarter of a million dollars. And I go, what is this going for now? He's like, it's like a hundred K. I'm like, you know, that's such a good deal, but like, that should be a huge red flag that it's half the price.

• 30:14H. Foley?

  Wait, that car was?

• 30:15Speaker 02

  No, a separate one. There was one I looked at and it was like.

• 30:17H. Foley?

  Two hundred and fifty grand?

• 30:19Speaker 02

  It was fully decked out. It was like the Turbo S or whatever, and every package possible. It was, it was a, like a, like a, like a rocket. It was unreal. And then it ended up selling, but it was two, it was two fifteen, and I think it was going for one twelve.

• 30:32H. Foley?

  Now, let me ask you this. Shoot us straight. You go in there, guy's like, this is two fifty. Are you, do you go, what the fuck? Or do you go, okay?

• 30:41Speaker 01

  No, really, you're not.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  I do the same thing I do at a mall. I look at it and go, oh, oh, yeah, let me talk to my girlfriend. Let me run it past the lady. Oh, you always, you blame it on somebody else.

• 30:52H. Foley?

  Is that your move? Let me talk to my girlfriend, see what she wants to do. I like that.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  I, I divert to anybody and everybody. Okay, yeah, well, I got another appointment today looking at some other ones, so I'll, I'll come back.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  I have another appointment looking at some other one. I got a lot of business to conduct today, so I don't know if I can pencil you in.

• 31:08H. Foley?

  But inside.

• 31:09Speaker 02

  I'm a silent response. Inside, I go, what the fuck?

• 31:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do that too.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  I don't wear luxury clothes or any of that shit because, because you know, you look at the sticker, there's a T-shirt at Louis or something, it's like seven hundred dollars. Just so I can get sweet baby raise on it an hour later? For me, I can't do luxury clothes.

• 31:24H. Foley?

  I bought flats.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  I, yeah, um, that's funny, man. I've, I've gone into, and it's so funny because my wife doesn't even want it, but like, I'm such, I'm such a, just an idiot and like, bad with money that I'm like, oh, she'll want an expensive purse. It's Christmas.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  I don't know, I'm not, I'm not good at giving gifts. This is what you see in, you know, a movie. This is what I'll do.

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  And I went in, and I didn't even buy her that expensive. I bought her, like, you know, but like, I was in there. And I was like, I was a little drunk.

• 31:53H. Foley?

  You're wearing a wet bathing suit.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  I was in there.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  You gotta be a little boozed up.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  I was a little boozed up in a wet bathing suit.

• 31:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  I was leaving the beach.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, really? Where was this?

• 32:00Speaker 01

  It was in Hawaii, in Hawaii.

• 32:01Speaker 02

  Okay, but, but that's a place where you can get a write-off. Their, their tax is a little cheaper?

• 32:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  So mentally, you're like, this is a good deal.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  I gotta buy it here versus New York.

• 32:09Speaker 01

  Uh huh, and like.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  I'm so good at jazzing myself up like that.

• 32:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  That's so trashy.

• 32:15Speaker 01

  They just knew I didn't belong.

• 32:16Speaker 02

  I bought it in Puerto Rico. Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 01

  Um, I was, it was very, just so out, and I'm like, oh, you like turn a thing. I like looked at one, I'm like, ah, 700 bucks. Eh, not bad at Christmas, you know, I mean, a pretty good year, like, take care of this world. And then like the one next to that's like 17,000. You're like, alright, I think I've seen everything I need to see today.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  I rushed my case, you're on it.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  I don't know if I told this story on here. It feels like a, a great story to tell on here, based on that. And I, I, I'm sorry if I said it before, but I, I, uh, I was dating a girl for like three years and I ended up buying her a purse. Um, this was like early twenties and it was, it was like way, way out of my comfort zone and I, I just was like, to your point, I was like, let me just.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  Let me do it. You think that's what you're supposed to do.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  I just, I fought it for so long and then to you, I go, whatever, I could do this show, this, but, uh, you know, it's like, it'll all come back, whatever.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  Let me get you back. Like you're a rapper.

• 33:03H. Foley?

  Is this a four-digit number or a five-digit number?

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Four.

• 33:06H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  But, but I was like 25 maybe, like I was just starting to get some traction in comedy and, I mean, I mean, the, the crazy part is we were a year into dating. This is cra- and it was kinda like, it wasn't my idea, it was kinda like, wow, Christmas is coming up, wouldn't it be crazy if, if this was the, you know, it was like very like.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  They're trying to get a lease on a used one in there.

• 33:26Speaker 02

  We got this on Timu, so I, I go.

• 33:30H. Foley?

  A bunch of squirrels in it?

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I just said, whatever, fuck, okay, fine, fine. Like, it was kinda just, if I do this, everybody will be happy. Cause in my head, I'm logical, I'm like, well, you've said this past month, you need a new blow dryer, you need, uh, this, you need, you're tired of your keys getting locked. Like, there's just so many things that I, that would be like, these are the logical gifts, but this was just like the one thing she really wanted. I'm like, whatever, fine, fuck it. I go to pay with her next to me, cause she picked it out with, when she was with me, card declines.

• 33:56Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  I'm on the phone with Chase Bank, I'm on the phone with Chase Bank, like, yes, I made this purchase. It's still, they go, you can try again. I try again, doesn't work. She goes, you can just put it on my card. And I'm like, yeah, but then you get the points.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, she ended up paying for it and I had to like literally.

• 34:15Speaker 01

  That's a tough look dude.

• 34:15Speaker 02

  I think the Venmo payment was capped out or something.

• 34:19Speaker 01

  You had to do like three payments.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  I had to have my business manager be like, "Hey, wire my girlfriend at the time, 5K."

• 34:25Speaker 01

  Babe, what's your routing number? That's a tough look.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  It, you know, it just took all the love at the time out of it. It took any care and like,

• 34:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  No girl wants to deal with that.

• 34:33Speaker 01

  It takes you doing it, yes. All of it's gone.

• 34:35Speaker 02

  A girl wants to wake up, it's under the tree, there it is. Nobody wants to see their guy be like, "Yeah, Trevor Wallace, December 30th, 1992."

• 34:44Speaker 01

  I authorize these charges.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Yes, exactly. So, so that was, that was, man, that was tough. That was brutal.

• 34:49Speaker 01

  I had a buddy, we moved, I moved to New York and my first day here, he took me out. He lived here, he's like, you know, "I'll go out, we'll get drinks." So it's me, it's like three or four of us. He orders, and this bartender was the hottest woman I've ever seen in my, like, literally the hottest woman I've ever seen in my life. And I'm like, "New York is the greatest city in the world, this is crazy." And he, it's like out of a movie. I'm like, "This is so cool." And he's, he orders a round of drinks, slides her his card, it gets declined, and it comes back, and she's like, "This one, it was declined." He's like, "Get on, man, it happens all the time, you know what I mean? Like, run this one." And she comes back, she's like, "That was also declined." And we're like, "Dude, what the fuck?" He goes, "I knew the second one wasn't gonna work, but I had to go down swinging." He's like, "I had, like, maybe for some reason it did go through, and I saved face."

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Before I pick up a shift, I gotta at least try the Citibank card.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  He's like, "It wasn't gonna, I got denied the first time, she's not interested."

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, it still has the sticker on it, it's called Activate.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  It's a gift card.

• 35:45H. Foley?

  With the purse, you can't go back to the apartment and try to make a move after that either.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Oh, man. You know, I'm trying to think how that day played out. It was...

• 35:54Speaker 01

  Not great if I had to guess.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  No, no. And that to me, like, that was a crazy purchase. Overall, I mean, like, that was like 5K in a year of dating and...

• 36:04Speaker 01

  That's, yeah, I mean, my wife got a $700 purse, we've been married fucking seven years.

• 36:08Speaker 02

  I think I was just younger and I think I was just like...

• 36:11Speaker 01

  Young and dumb, yeah.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, young and dumb, and I also was like, "This will satisfy that."

• 36:18Speaker 02

  You know, I just, I, I felt like I was almost like, and this is not a great way to put it at all, but I felt like I was like feeding the meter. I'm like, this will get me to, this will buy me six months of like, Trevor's not a bad guy. Trevor's a good boyfriend. You know, this, there's, okay.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  Sure, of course.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's pushing the ball down for like, okay, he's a good boyfriend.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  He's interesting. He's committed this much. He's done this. He cares.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  In the, in the worst way possible. I was like, this will, this will make everybody happy.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  This will solve this problem right now.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Yes, this will solve this problem right now instead of like, the logical things that I was like, oh, well, like what about somebody, what about something homemade or something that's like from the heart? And then I just was like, the card declined. I'm sweating.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  That sucks.

• 36:54H. Foley?

  How much longer did you guys make it after that?

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Two years. We did it for three years. And she's a great woman, but I, I think at that time I was just so like,

• 37:01Speaker 01

  That's what you say after a divorce. She's a great woman. It's just at that time, I was not ready.

• 37:06H. Foley?

  We're still real good friends.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  But you know, it's like, this was my first like serious girlfriend and I had only like maybe gotten like gifts for somebody I was like starting to see or, or relatives.

• 37:16Speaker 01

  You were never that pot committed to be like, okay, now I gotta get you a, a grown up gift.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  Absolutely. And I was like, it, like in my head, I was like, anything over 250 is an insanely expensive gift. Like if somebody gave me a $250 gift card, I'm like, what do I owe you? Drop the trousers, you know? So five grand to, to me was just like, you know, I'm doing math in my head. I'm like, dude, that's like, I think my apartment at the time was like two grand a month. I'm like, dude, that's like fucking two months.

• 37:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 37:41Speaker 02

  And you know, you start running these numbers in your head, but then you're, you're comparing, uh, I guess love versus like a dollar amount. And then you're putting a number on it and I wasn't happy that day. It was not a great day.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  You're just, you're reliving that day. A lot of math going on.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  I remember even telling that to a therapist years later. He goes, five, 5K for a year of dating.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  Talking about therapy?

• 38:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yes.

• 38:03Speaker 01

  He's still talking about it.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Oh my God. Yeah, no, literally still talking about it. This is probably five, four to five years ago.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  I don't know what my wife would have to, my wife just had a kid and I don't know what she would have to do to get a $5,000 gift.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:15H. Foley?

  The therapist makes you pay cash moving forward after that? God, get me on that.

• 38:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was, uh, you live and you learn. Damn.

• 38:22H. Foley?

  My parents, when I was a kid, if something like that ever did come up, like the year we got a Sega or something like that. This is your Christmas present and your birthday present.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  Right.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  Always combined.

• 38:32H. Foley?

  You stretch it out a little bit.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm a December 30th baby, so I get, I get thrown in everything.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  That sucks.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  Get everything. So it's like, here's your, here's your holiday, here's your, your, your birthday.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Don't talk to me for a year.

• 38:43H. Foley?

  Would you get fucked? Would, would, would it be?

• 38:46Speaker 01

  Or would it be over, they, were they overcompensating? Like, here's a great week.

• 38:49Speaker 02

  You know, so I was raised Jewish, so we would do Hanukkah and sometimes it would just-

• 38:54Speaker 01

  They give you 10 nights at least? Yeah, a bonus two nights.

• 38:58H. Foley?

  Hanukkah's not a big moneymaker, right? For you guys, as far, as far as the presents?

• 39:02Speaker 02

  Nah, it, it's kinda, I, I, I think about it, it's like a restaurant, there's like one big meal and a bunch of appetizers and a dessert. So it's like, you know, you might get something real big night one, but night two, like one year, I, this is great. One year I got a roll, one night out of the eight nights, I got a roll of tape from my dad. He goes, well, you love tape. Like, how did you wrap the gift with my own gift? You piece of shit.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  You love Scotch tape?

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Scotch tape.

• 39:24H. Foley?

  Did you love tape that much?

• 39:25Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I love tape, but like-

• 39:27Speaker 01

  Wait, what do you mean you love tape?

• 39:28H. Foley?

  I think you should be talking about that in therapy.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  He's like, I love tape just as much as the next kid loves tape.

• 39:33H. Foley?

  What, making the fingernails and stuff?

• 39:34Speaker 02

  I don't even know. I couldn't tell you. I was just a crafty kid. I would just like make shit.

• 39:38Speaker 01

  Make you tape it up.

• 39:39Speaker 02

  I'd lick the glue a little bit, try to get fired up. Reverse whip it or something.

• 39:42Speaker 01

  Try to get a buzz going?

• 39:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I, I think that that was probably, you know, they, they let, they had six out of the eight gifts, six nights. And then they're like, fuck it, what do we, what is this kid like?

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Give him, give him, give him one of the batteries.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  It was a crispy roll of tape, I will say, but like, you know, it's funny because you're, you're ordering, you, you don't know what you're opening each night. So it's like, I open that and my sister gets a Claire's gift card for a hundred bucks. I'm like, tape?

• 40:08H. Foley?

  Dude, if I got tape-

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Tape was pretty, pretty garbage.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  But, but it, it makes for a good, it's like, I remember that gift over anything else I got that year.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Sure, sure.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Tape.

• 40:18H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's a traumatic memory. Course you're gonna hang one of them.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  I think I'll try to hang myself with it later.

• 40:23H. Foley?

  What was the biggest-

• 40:24Speaker 02

  It was double sided.

• 40:24H. Foley?

  What was the biggest present you ever got as a kid? Do you remember that?

• 40:27Speaker 02

  Ah, that's a good question. Uh-

• 40:29H. Foley?

  Like a PS something or?

• 40:30Speaker 02

  I wasn't a big video game family. I wish. I got a hand-me-down Xbox growing up. That was tough.

• 40:36H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  Not even 360, just the regular Xbox.

• 40:39H. Foley?

  There's a porno in it?

• 40:41Speaker 02

  There was San Andreas, uh, Grand Theft Auto, which was pretty beast. Best, biggest gift I got. I got a One year, my dad got me some dumbbells. That was pretty cool.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  Oh yeah? Yeah, that was pretty cool. I think it was thirteen.

• 40:54H. Foley?

  I learned how to defend yourself.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was thirteen and it was like from Big Five and you could like spin the sides off and put more weights on it. Trying to think of another good gift.

• 41:02Speaker 01

  That's not bad. That's a good gift.

• 41:03H. Foley?

  He's playing with all the tape. He's probably taking a heat at school. He got in a fight.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think I got a drum set one year.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  That's alright.

• 41:11Speaker 02

  A lot of, a lot of concerts.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Was it like a real drum set or more like a toy?

• 41:14Speaker 02

  It was pretty solid. My dad was a drummer growing up, so he was, uh, so he kinda was in there now and So I think it was a little, also a little bit of a gift for him to be like, you know, these are, these are DW's kid. These are good.

• 41:24Speaker 01

  Shout out to DW.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, no.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  That's the one brand I know.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was, uh, that was probably one of the bigger, biggest gifts, I think.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  That's not bad.

• 41:32H. Foley?

  I want to hit you with a couple of the newer questions that we have.

• 41:34Speaker 02

  Please, please.

• 41:34H. Foley?

  Spend a minute. Um, are you in an apartment now? You got the house?

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Got the house.

• 41:38H. Foley?

  You got the house. You own this house?

• 41:39Speaker 02

  I do.

• 41:40H. Foley?

  You do? Okay. What's the, uh?

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Leasing it.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Thirty-five year lease.

• 41:46H. Foley?

  It's all EV?

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:48H. Foley?

  Is there any cereal in the home? Boxes of cereal?

• 41:52Speaker 02

  Nah, I don't believe so.

• 41:53H. Foley?

  Are you kidding me?

• 41:54Speaker 02

  No.

• 41:55H. Foley?

  You don't have any cereal at your house?

• 41:57Speaker 01

  That's a nut guy.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  I love cereal though.

• 41:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, people aren't banging cereal like that. Like the life you're living.

• 42:02Speaker 02

  With these tariffs?

• 42:04Speaker 01

  Goddamn cereal import tax.

• 42:06H. Foley?

  I was gonna ask you, is the cereal on top of the fridge? But I guess it ain't.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  The, the fridge is like, uh, it's in some wooden panels. So it's like hidden.

• 42:16H. Foley?

  Oh, is it?

• 42:16Speaker 01

  You got a couple of bucks.

• 42:18H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Not big. Not big.

• 42:22H. Foley?

  Well, well, well. Mr. Pre-owned Porsche. Look at you. Is there a pool at this house?

• 42:29Speaker 02

  I'm sweating.

• 42:30H. Foley?

  Did you have this house when we were here last?

• 42:31Speaker 02

  I think so, cause I think I remember talking that like the backyard has like, it's like a pool koozie.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  Oh, I don't remember. I remember that.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  It's like the size of maybe two of these tables.

• 42:42Speaker 01

  They call that like a lap pool, kind of, or something.

• 42:45Speaker 02

  Dude, you couldn't, you couldn't.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  A what? A plunge? No.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  It's, it's essentially the size of like two cold plunges.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  It's like in the summer, if you don't heat it or you don't touch it, it feels like a pool, but it is a jacuzzi mainly.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  How often you in that? Never.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Once every three months.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:59H. Foley?

  You'd have a pool guy for something like that or not?

• 43:01Speaker 02

  You'd do, funny enough. He comes over with the rake. He does two scoops, gets three leaves out.

• 43:07Speaker 01

  He's like, you call it, it's a pool?

• 43:08Speaker 02

  Throws a, throws like a little, uh, little Tide Pod in there and we're good to go.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's pretty funny that that's one of his stops.

• 43:16Speaker 01

  Uh huh, okay. Hmm. You gonna decorate the house for Christmas? Get cute with it?

• 43:22Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  I guess you're Jewish.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I but I do like some holiday cheer.

• 43:28Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  I got some home good stuff from last year I can throw up on the mantle.

• 43:32H. Foley?

  Do you throw a menorah up and do the lights?

• 43:35Speaker 02

  I got a menorah somewhere. My parents live like forty minutes from me, so I usually if I they they decorate and I'll go to their house for that.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  Very nice. Get your get your holiday cheer in there.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:44H. Foley?

  How do you feel about the bread and butter pickle?

• 43:47Speaker 02

  Uh, comma? Was there a comma after bread and butter?

• 43:51H. Foley?

  No, bread and butter. How do you feel about the bread and butter pickle?

• 43:53Speaker 02

  What what is pick like a physical, like a pickle?

• 43:56Speaker 01

  It's a kind of pickle. You've missed on this question quite a few times.

• 44:00H. Foley?

  You got no cereal? You got no bread and butter pickles? What are you doing out there?

• 44:03Speaker 01

  Am I gonna eat if I come over?

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Are you saying like, how do you is is?

• 44:06H. Foley?

  Do you like bread and butter pickles? You don't know?

• 44:09Speaker 02

  You keep saying it.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Is it bread with butter and then a pickle?

• 44:14Speaker 01

  No, it's called a bread and butter pickle.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  What is this?

• 44:17H. Foley?

  You're Jewish? You don't know bread and butter pickles? This is nuts. This ain't on me.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  No, I don't know.

• 44:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, a type of sweet and tangy pickle made with a vinegar-based brine that includes a significant amount of sugar and a specific blend of spices.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Nah, I'm not familiar with this. I like a dill, just a straight up dill. I like dill.

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Not one of your new age weirdos.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  I don't like those sweet pickles or any of that. What's that one called?

• 44:41H. Foley?

  Bread and butter.

• 44:41Speaker 02

  Is that it? I'm not a fan.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  I don't, you know what?

• 44:44Speaker 02

  Not a fan.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  Not welcome in my home.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm a kosher Spears guy.

• 44:49H. Foley?

  Could have yes handed me on that Wallace.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  I didn't know what you were talking about. Is this is this a term everybody should know? Bread and butter pickle?

• 44:55Speaker 01

  I gotta be honest, I didn't hear it until he started asking it.

• 44:58H. Foley?

  That's, yeah, you were a weird kid.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 45:01Speaker 02

  I think I've heard of a butter pickle or something. It's like a sweeter.

• 45:04H. Foley?

  I'm gonna fucking lose it. That's bread and butter. Luke, back me up. B and G.

• 45:08Speaker 01

  I got you, dog. I got B and G pickles. A little sweeter. Eat this bullshit. Not my favorite. Have you ever posed for a picture with a cigar?

• 45:19Speaker 02

  Oh, of course. It's like college didn't exist. Was there anything better than that? Twenty, I literally have a photo that I just saw in Snapchat memories recently. It's me in the Vegas Strip smoking a cigar with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. And I don't remember paying them, so I was twenty-two, I was wearing fraternity letters on, smoking a heater in front of Mickey and Minnie. They were probably also smoking if we're being honest. It's a Vegas Strip.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Do you put your hand on a wall when you're at the urinal?

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Or are you like a no-touching anything kind of guy when you're there?

• 45:54Speaker 02

  Uh, I have before if it's like, uh, if it, if it felt like I was overfilled.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  Okay, if you're really letting go.

• 46:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  I'm not at that age yet.

• 46:05H. Foley?

  Do you have an automatic pepper grinder at the house?

• 46:07Speaker 02

  No, that's crazy. I, my pepper grinder is actually broken and it, it seldomly twists it and then it'll fall out.

• 46:14H. Foley?

  Ah, it's the worst. I never knew how to use them when I was a kid. That might as well have been fucking ancient technology.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, my, it's like the kitchen's nice, but my appliance is crazy. The amount of times I've flipped scrambled eggs with a spoon is unheard of.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  That's wild.

• 46:27Speaker 02

  But, you know, where, where am I?

• 46:29Speaker 01

  You're ruining that pan.

• 46:30H. Foley?

  Are you cooking a lot?

• 46:30Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  You're heating all that Teflon.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I cook a lot of breakfast. The rest of the day is kind of miscellaneous.

• 46:36H. Foley?

  Okay. Are you at the house most of the day?

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 46:39H. Foley?

  When you're not on tour?

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I work from home, so I do a lot of that.

• 46:42H. Foley?

  So what are you doing? Getting an Uber Eats?

• 46:44Speaker 02

  Uber Eats or, yeah. Yeah, cause I, I got a few like people that come over.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  You got a crew, you got the crew.

• 46:49Speaker 02

  So, so, yeah, it's like, I always feel like an asshole if I'm like, I'm gonna go upstairs and cook and then they're all just starving, snacking on Slim Jims and a couple of Chomps.

• 46:57H. Foley?

  You straighten everybody out for lunch?

• 46:59Speaker 02

  Buy me?

• 46:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Try to keep them happy.

• 47:03H. Foley?

  Good guy.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  What kind of luggage you rocking with?

• 47:07Speaker 02

  Away bag?

• 47:09Speaker 01

  Okay, not bad.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  I'm not one of those Ramoa insane people. Are you a Ramoa guy?

• 47:13Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that is.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  What's an away bag?

• 47:14Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 47:15Speaker 01

  Away is like kinda what you have.

• 47:17Speaker 02

  It's just one of those like hard shell.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  Like plastic you want.

• 47:20H. Foley?

  But is it, what's the company?

• 47:21Speaker 01

  It's a brand, Away Bag, Away.

• 47:23H. Foley?

  You know that? You don't know bread and butter pickles? It's nuts.

• 47:26Speaker 01

  What are you saying, Aroma?

• 47:27Speaker 04

  Ramoa.

• 47:28Speaker 02

  Have you heard of this?

• 47:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, my girl's got one.

• 47:30Speaker 02

  Oh, it's insane. It's like a $2,000 suitcase and it's silver. You've probably seen it at airports.

• 47:34Speaker 04

  Lifetime warranty, everything.

• 47:36Speaker 02

  But, so it's $2,000, you can't fit shit in it.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  Whoa, it's kind of, that's, I mean, just even...

• 47:40H. Foley?

  Is it one of the motorized ones that you can ride?

• 47:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 47:42Speaker 04

  Those are cool.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  You gotta manual this bitch.

• 47:44Speaker 01

  Oh, wow, okay.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Look at that. So you've probably seen those at the airports.

• 47:47Speaker 01

  That's like 007 type shit.

• 47:48Speaker 02

  But it's one of those things that if you don't know what it is, you're just like, oh, it's a normal suitcase.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just, I never assumed they were like expense. I never assumed that was anything.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  They got a phone case on there. It's a hundred eighty, a hundred ninety dollars for a Ramoa and it's not even mag safe. What are we doing?

• 48:02Speaker 01

  What are we doing here?

• 48:03Speaker 02

  I can't charge this bitch!

• 48:05Speaker 04

  The wheels stink.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  On the bags?

• 48:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz I always gotta carry my girls and it's like...

• 48:09Speaker 02

  The wheels stink?

• 48:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Like smell or they're just not good?

• 48:12Speaker 04

  No, they're just no good at the mobility.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  I was like, what are you doing with your nose down there?

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Freako?

• 48:17Speaker 02

  You gotta put it up there and you go, "That's a man with a closeted foot fetish, if you ask me."

• 48:21H. Foley?

  I went to buy a suitcase at TJ Maxx and we opened it up to look in it and it smelled like fish on the inside, like it was used.

• 48:27Speaker 01

  So I paid extra.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  You got any pickles laying around back there? We were, we were put onto, I didn't do it, but someone on the team went out of a Briggs and Riley.

• 48:37H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 48:37Speaker 02

  Oh, what are we cooking with here?

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Ali Siddique put us onto these. Lifetime warranty, apparently very good. 729 bucks for the 22 inch carry. I mean, that's, that's too expensive to me. To me, it's like, what you get for a, whatever, what's a Samson I call it? 199 or whatever, you know what I mean? It's like, you're not gonna give me $500 of value in a fucking suitcase.

• 48:59Speaker 02

  Where I always mess up is I buy the cheaper version and then try it for a little bit and then it's shit and then I end up buying the expensive one.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  I know.

• 49:05Speaker 02

  So I end up losing money in the end because I could've just got the expensive one from the get-go.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  I go middle of the road with that kinda, just give me something that lasts two, three years as much as we travel.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  I'll get, I'll spend 200 bucks in the next two or three years.

• 49:15Speaker 02

  But I had one, I just got like, uh, one of these like dupes from the Away bag or one of any of these on Amazon, like a wheel like shattered off.

• 49:21Speaker 01

  They stink.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  I'm lugging around, selling out shows with three wheels.

• 49:28H. Foley?

  Like an asshole.

• 49:30Speaker 01

  Well, it also is one of those things where it's like, you don't think about it until you're using it. And you're like, I'm already at the fucking airport. Then you're one of the guys buying luggage at the airport like a goddamn terrorist. You know what I mean?

• 49:39H. Foley?

  I've always been to get the cheaper one and it sucks.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  Your whole life is, is, you've never made the right decision.

• 49:45H. Foley?

  He makes fun of me. I buy, I buy shoes and sneakers sometimes at clothing stores.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  I hope, I hope they'll go to an H and M and be like, let me get the pair of shoes. I'm like, they're $12.

• 49:53H. Foley?

  Not H and M.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  They're half rubber.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  You have these at a 12. They're like, we have every size. Nobody's buying these. We got halves, we got quarter sizes.

• 50:00Speaker 01

  We make them in the back. It's a mold.

• 50:02H. Foley?

  I also always get sucked into buying a pair of sunglasses at a clothing store. You know, they have them like up, they'll have them like as an impale?

• 50:08Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 50:08H. Foley?

  Yeah, I think they look cool. And cologne. I bought cologne from the, uh, big and tall store.

• 50:14Speaker 01

  Tastes like bacon.

• 50:15H. Foley?

  Bread, butter, pickles.

• 50:17Speaker 02

  You spraying it down with Pam on there?

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Will you listen to the radio in the shower? Do you have a radio in the shower? Or a, a, a music device in the shower?

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Not really. I, I like the shower for the, I like to get some good shower thoughts. I like quiet, actually.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Hmm. Not too bad.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  But, but you know, every once in a while I'll bring a Bluetooth in there like I'm back in college and.

• 50:34H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  I'm just never in there long. And I like put it on, I get like a half a song. I'm like, hey, I'm just standing in here so to listen to music.

• 50:40H. Foley?

  I've started to with my new routine. I bring, I bring the, uh, the Alexa in there and I get that going. I floss, I take my time, do my little routine, do my, um, uh, toner, moisturizer, all that shit.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  The guys I bring on the road with me, both openers, I use, uh, they, they play off the iPhone. iPhone shower, you can't even hear it.

• 50:57Speaker 01

  It doesn't work. You gotta like.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Listen, it's louder for us than it is for them.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. I agree with that.

• 51:03H. Foley?

  They've, those speakers in the, they've gotten better, but they used to be so bad. You used to have to put it in a glass to get the echo.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. I once had an Uber driver driving with a, a phone and a cup playing the music.

• 51:13Speaker 01

  That's crazy, dude. That's wild. Yeah, let me get that off.

• 51:17Speaker 02

  It was probably a lift the more I think about it.

• 51:20H. Foley?

  How do you feel about chips on a sandwich?

• 51:23Speaker 02

  I like it, but homemade. It's like if a restaurant tried to do it, I'd be like, "You can't infringe on this."

• 51:29H. Foley?

  I appreciate that.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  They'll do that in a New York City bodega.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 51:33Speaker 01

  You'll go, "Hey, let me get the fucking chopped cheese" and hand them a bag of

• 51:36Speaker 02

  Oh, yes, I've seen that.

• 51:38Speaker 01

  And they'll do that, which I didn't realize until later on in my New York City tenure that they would do that for you. Um, but I do have a couple of Patreon questions to get to.

• 51:46H. Foley?

  Please.

• 51:47Speaker 01

  Guys, as you know, when you're doing the old Patreon, we'll get to your garbage question. This one's from Lance, $14 Canadian dirtbag here. Uh, "Is it garbage to go to a bowling alley in a walking boot when you have a broken foot?"

• 51:59Speaker 02

  Oof.

• 52:00Speaker 01

  You can't get a shoe on that. You'll be slipping all over the place.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Put some grip tape on the bottom?

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Uh, I'm a big proponent of any kind of obscure medical device. If you're in one of them, you gotta live a bit of a more limited life. You don't get to go bowling till after it comes off. Is that a fair assessment?

• 52:21H. Foley?

  If you're on the injured list, you're on the injured list. What are you doing? You know?

• 52:25Speaker 01

  I go hang out, be a glue guy, hang out, have some beers, I'll keep score, whatever.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  They also got that contraption for kids where it's like just like the roll cage, you seen that?

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:35Speaker 02

  Just give them that.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  That's not bad.

• 52:37Speaker 02

  Cause he can bowl from his seat back there. Or you have a friend be like, "Oh, I'll bowl for you."

• 52:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with that.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  But you don't want two broken legs leaving out of that bitch. That's even worse.

• 52:47H. Foley?

  Those things are slippery. I'm bad in those bowling shoes.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  They're giving more and more people those boots.

• 52:52H. Foley?

  Boots are everywhere.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  You see the boots, or them scooters?

• 52:55Speaker 02

  The scooter boot combo's crazy.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  That's, dude, back in the day, you saw someone on the scooter, they'd survive the war. Now it's like you turn your ankle and they're giving them to you.

• 53:03H. Foley?

  Just stay home, man.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  I don't even like asking what happened, cause if they say it's not broken, I'm immediately like, "That's stolen valor."

• 53:09Speaker 01

  I know, what are you doing?

• 53:10Speaker 02

  They're like, "Well, I tore a ligament in my left toe." Shut the fuck up.

• 53:14Speaker 01

  They put the, I would tell a doctor, just give me, give me, I'd rather a cane than walk and zoom and zipping up on this thing.

• 53:21Speaker 02

  The scooter's tough.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  It's such a bad look.

• 53:24H. Foley?

  Were you ever on crutches as a kid?

• 53:26Speaker 02

  No.

• 53:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  I wanted to be though.

• 53:28H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  It was called tension.

• 53:30Speaker 02

  Dude.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  It was a tension.

• 53:31H. Foley?

  Guys that could pull it off and do it good, they look good. I couldn't use them.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  The football players are really good at it.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  If you could get a good lean.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, because what they would position where the tripod, where the tripod, Jesus Christ, I'm an influencer.

• 53:42Speaker 01

  Talk about a creator brain.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  The triceps are kind of cranking out where they got the jersey and it's cut up here. I mean, you're injured on game day, still rocking the jersey.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  Got the jacket on or something?

• 53:52Speaker 02

  That's a modern day coming home from war for any chick in your, in your sophomore class right there.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  Sure, for sure.

• 53:57H. Foley?

  I could never do them good like that though. I always looked like a fucking idiot. I didn't know how to get the rhythm in them.

• 54:02Speaker 02

  In the crutches?

• 54:03H. Foley?

  On the crutches, yeah.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  You'd be a fucking, one of the wheelie guys for sure, dude.

• 54:09Speaker 01

  I, dude, that reminds me, I once saw a guy down the shore in Keenan's Irish pub wearing a neck brace at the bar. And I was like, dude, go home. You don't belong here, dude. You don't belong here.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  It's, it's a startling thing to see.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 54:22Speaker 02

  I would rather you have the dog cone on your head than a neck brace. The neck, it's just, it's, there was a guy in front row in Jacksonville, if that says anything about the type. One of my favorite shows ever, but the guy in the front row with a neck brace.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  He's probably the mayor, dude.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  It's, it's just so startling.

• 54:40Speaker 01

  It's, it's a lot because.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  It's a little off putting as well, if we're gonna be honest.

• 54:43H. Foley?

  Yeah. And the, the newer ones that have the plastic, that looks like, it looks like the base of Darth Vader's.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, put a turtleneck on and shut off.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Cover that thing up.

• 54:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, just get a turtleneck and put something like metal underneath it so we don't have to see it.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  Oh damn dude. Oh, that's great. Um, uh, all right, listen, this one's greatest from Mid Atlantic Dirtbag, $10 boner here. Is it garbage if you use ChatGPT to look up discount codes?

• 55:11Speaker 01

  That, does that work?

• 55:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  It's gotta.

• 55:13Speaker 01

  Right?

• 55:14Speaker 02

  It's gotta.

• 55:14Speaker 01

  Give me the most, give me the most benefit, you know, if that's what you ask, give me the most, the biggest discount code, brands are gonna be getting fucking slammed left and right.

• 55:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Is there anything you use ChatGPT for?

• 55:26Speaker 02

  My ChatGPT is fried. It's, I, I think the longer you have it, the worse the shit you use it for is.

• 55:32Speaker 01

  I don't disagree with that.

• 55:33Speaker 02

  When I first got it, I was like, help me make a diet base with iron efficient stuff. Now I'm like, why is it called a sperm whale? Like it's never.

• 55:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just turns into Google.

• 55:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Um.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  I've never used it for anything beneficial at all.

• 55:47H. Foley?

  I wouldn't know how to get on it. I honestly wouldn't.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  It's not the Matrix.

• 55:52H. Foley?

  It's a website?

• 55:53Speaker 02

  Website and app, yeah.

• 55:55H. Foley?

  You gotta pay for it?

• 55:56Speaker 01

  Nah, I mean, you can.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  It's all free, but you can get like an upgraded version, which I don't know what that does.

• 56:00H. Foley?

  Count out. Can it do pictures? Is that what it does? It makes, doesn't make people?

• 56:03Speaker 02

  You can do, you can do both. Yeah. You can do both. But I could be like, where's the best bread and butter pickle in New York? And it would say, here you go.

• 56:11H. Foley?

  Do that. Best bread and butter pickle in the world.

• 56:14Speaker 01

  What was that?

• 56:16H. Foley?

  Best bread and butter.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  But there's, there used to be so many websites that could do that. I forget what it's called. There was an app that did, but there's.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  There was like Honey was one. There was like some brows. They were like, they sponsored pods for a while. And like, it did work, but you would always have to like, download it as like a plugin.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. There was like a website that everybody used to use back in the day, like the same way we'd watch movies in college or a website. There was like a website that everybody would use, like you'd get like hidden codes or something.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  Oh, no shit.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Can't remember what it's called.

• 56:39Speaker 01

  That was more, that was more for you.

• 56:41Speaker 02

  Right. There was, there was a website that did that.

• 56:45H. Foley?

  Yeah. Give you the promo codes.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  Um, fuck, my computer just died. We have time for one more anyway.

• 56:50H. Foley?

  Let's do it.

• 56:50Speaker 01

  Let me just pull it up on my, on me phone. Uh, there's something wrong with this computer too. This was fully charged about an hour ago.

• 56:56H. Foley?

  Yours now.

• 56:57Speaker 01

  Dude, I've, I've been.

• 56:58H. Foley?

  I just got a laptop.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  I destroyed like four computers in the past.

• 57:00H. Foley?

  Brand new. I never had a laptop in my life.

• 57:02Speaker 02

  Really?

• 57:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:03Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  How did, what did?

• 57:04Speaker 01

  He owns a production company. It's crazy.

• 57:06H. Foley?

  I never had one.

• 57:07Speaker 02

  And what would you do? How would you?

• 57:08H. Foley?

  Wear?

• 57:09Speaker 02

  Anything.

• 57:10H. Foley?

  To get my bread and butter pickles?

• 57:12Speaker 02

  But you had a PC at home or something?

• 57:15H. Foley?

  No.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  Mac at home?

• 57:16H. Foley?

  Years ago, but I didn't do anything.

• 57:18Speaker 02

  How did you ever use the internet?

• 57:20H. Foley?

  On my phone.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  It's crazy. It's crazy.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Zoom meetings, phone?

• 57:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Editing, phone, looking at notes?

• 57:26H. Foley?

  Well, we do Zoom meetings here.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  But there's been Zoom meetings where it's like, let's just do this from home. And we call in and he's the only guy on his phone.

• 57:32H. Foley?

  Is that bad?

• 57:33Speaker 01

  He's in the wrong shape.

• 57:34Speaker 02

  Anytime somebody's on a phone in a Zoom meeting, I go, I don't need your opinion.

• 57:38H. Foley?

  Yes, thank you. Thank you. What do you mean? I'm the creative.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  When somebody joins and they're in their car. Correct. Talent can do that. But like, but if there's an executive or somebody on there or they're like walking, I go, you couldn't have.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  You ain't got five minutes.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  Turn your camera off.

• 57:54H. Foley?

  Oh, I'm walking around all the time.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:56Speaker 01

  He's in the shower at one time. Probably lost the deal.

• 57:59H. Foley?

  I'll get up and go from my bedroom to the kitchen to get a coffee or something.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  You're always on the phone? Never a laptop? Ever?

• 58:05Speaker 01

  He's never had a laptop.

• 58:07Speaker 02

  Why did, wow.

• 58:08H. Foley?

  I guess that's probably crazy to you.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  Dude, he got a laptop and I needed to use it the other day because this is broken.

• 58:13H. Foley?

  It's over there.

• 58:14Speaker 01

  I went on and when I went to look on YouTube and it was, I'm not even fucking around. It was blank. Because there was nothing even recommend because he's never put a word in it. It was completely, it said, what do you enjoy? And there was not one video up like for you.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  Dude, you could probably sell that. That's like a rare, like an untapped algorithm, an unbiased algorithm.

• 58:34H. Foley?

  Oh, wow. Am I gonna have that? Am I kind of starting fresh with this thing?

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. What was the first thing you did when you got the laptop open?

• 58:40Speaker 01

  First of all, to get it open, it took him about 10 tries.

• 58:43H. Foley?

  They have a weird, they have a weird code. It's like swiping the keys and I could, my X wasn't working or my Z.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  It's my password from fifth grade.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's literally just the bottom letters.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:55H. Foley?

  All I've done is.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  MacBook, PC?

• 58:58H. Foley?

  MacBook.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Okay, okay. I don't know.

• 59:02H. Foley?

  I'm not an animal. A PC?

• 59:05Speaker 02

  You've never had, what would you, that's crazy to me.

• 59:08H. Foley?

  Oh, like been, yeah, never.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  What would you do on flights? Just watch everything on a phone?

• 59:11Speaker 01

  He's a big phone guy, though. Yeah.

• 59:13H. Foley?

  I got the movies.

• 59:14Speaker 01

  He's this. You know, he's this.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, I'm that.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  You know, he's gonna be in a bad mood if you're, and he's, he's looking like this. He's, he's, he's watching some videos he shouldn't be watching and he's getting charged up.

• 59:25H. Foley?

  I do that at the house now. Instead of sitting down and watching TV, I'll sit, I'll go into the kitchen. If I'm eating something, I'll go to the kitchen where the cutting board is. I'll open the spice drawer. I'll put my phone up like eye level and I'll eat standing up and watch Seinfeld.

• 59:41H. Foley?

  Come hang out. Drive the car over.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  I got a spice rack on the way. We can get two popped up pretty soon.

• 59:48H. Foley?

  I get you a bread and butter pickles. I think you'd like them, to be honest with you.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see. We got time for one more here. Um... This one, this goes back to the etiquette. This is from Paul, $10 investor. Uh, if you're at a service counter, deli, coffee shop, wherever, and the person has their back to you, what is the etiquette on getting their attention? Do you say something? If there's a bell, do you ring the bell? Do you try to make some sort of noise, or do you just wait for them to finally notice you? And or what's the time period you wait?

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  See, I, I, I hate confrontation.

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  I need to.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  I'm waiting.

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  You're just gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna wait?

• 1:00:26H. Foley?

  Even if he's right there, turned around?

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  But what is he doing? Is he making a sub? Is he on the phone?

• 1:00:30H. Foley?

  He's wrapping fish. I don't know.

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  You know, I, I might fake a phone call.

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  You, I would make some noise.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  Hello? Oh, time. Oh, yeah, no, take your time. What are you guys doing?

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  That's, that's pretty good. I'll give you that. I'll do something like that. "Man, long day. It's cold outside." Hit him with something like that.

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. Ringing the bell seems crazy.

• 1:00:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, especially if they're right now that you say that.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  It's like a...

• 1:00:52H. Foley?

  I'd be scared.

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  I just feel like it puts their body in like a shock. It's like every, they, they're traumatized by that bell. Every time they hear it, it correlates to work and needing to work.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  And like, in an urgent manner.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:04Speaker 01

  Not like a chill vibes.

• 1:01:05H. Foley?

  If you get there, maybe he's in the back and you don't see anybody.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  The back is fine.

• 1:01:10H. Foley?

  You hit the bell. But first of all, we talked about this with Stavi. Deli guys scare the shit out of me.

• 1:01:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:16H. Foley?

  They seem like they'll fucking knock you the fuck out.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  I always hate when they ask me about metrics.

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  Metrics?

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  Well, they'll be like, "How much you want of this?" I'm like, "Quarter pound?" I don't know anything about it.

• 1:01:24Speaker 01

  What's enough for me? What's enough for a guy like me? What would I want? If you were me, what would you get?

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  I was at a butcher in Dallas one, one time, or a smoke shop.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  It's like a country song. "I was at a butcher in Dallas one time. You should have seen her."

• 1:01:37Speaker 02

  But these guys scare the shit out of me.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  This guy's got a slab of brisket the size of a US map and I'm like... And I go, I go, what is a, what does a quarter pound look like? He goes, I don't know, man, a quarter pound? I'm like, how the fuck?

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't do this for a living, bud.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Like, here's, here's how dumb I am. He could have done anything with his hands and I would have been sold.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  Like, just, it doesn't have to be proportionate, but when a waiter does the size, how big's the pizza? Ah, it's about this big. I don't fact check it.

• 1:02:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't check their work later. Just give me any sort.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  Give me something.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  I could have been like, what's a quarter pound of brisket? And he's like, ah, it's about like this thing. I'm like, alright.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  But for him to say, I don't know, it's a quarter pound.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  I'll do a half.

• 1:02:13H. Foley?

  Great, dick move.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  It is, but I got, I got a half pound after that, just to one up. So maybe it's an upsell tactic. Fuck you, we got a half pound then.

• 1:02:20H. Foley?

  Give me a half pound of that brand new Porsche over there. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Trevor Wallace, one of the absolute best in the business.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Thank you for having me. One of my favorite podcasts to do. Always so much fun.

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  Thank you, bro.

• 1:02:31H. Foley?

  Alpha Beta Mail Tour. Get your tickets at trevorwallace.com.

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  Coming to a city near you.

• 1:02:35H. Foley?

  Coming to a city near you. This guy's an absolute pro. Kills it on the internet. Buddy, we love you so much.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Thank you so much for having me.

• 1:02:42H. Foley?

  Thank you so much. Kevi, what do you got for us?

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, we're on the road as well. Philly, get those tickets to the Met. The boys are coming home. Tickets available for the Met. RUGarbage.com. Love you.

• 1:02:51H. Foley?

  Trevor, we love you.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  Love you, buddy.

• 1:02:52H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week.