Mall Walkers! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Quince: Go to https://Quince.com/garbage for free shipping and 365-day returns. BlueChew: https://bluechew.com Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00H. Foley?

  Gang, let me really quick tell you what you might not know. The boys want to see you in Los Angeles for the Netflix is a Joke Festival in May, and we want to see you this week in Chicago, so grab your squad and come hang.

• 0:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you've never been to a live show, it's a good time. We do some stand-up, then we play AYG with the crowd. You've seen the clips, you get your garbage question read, we call you trash, we make fun of you. It's a good time, we celebrate Army of Garbage, we love you.

• 0:21H. Foley?

  See you there. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:28Speaker 01

  Hey, yeah.

• 0:28H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  Which are just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:36H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toody's and a new addition. She, um, well, Kevin will tell you more.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  More to live.

• 0:45H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from across the table. If you don't know, this is what we call a family episode.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 0:51H. Foley?

  Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. Give it up for my good pal, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Hey, oh, thank you, thank you, please, stop, stop.

• 1:00H. Foley?

  Boss with the hot sauce.

• 1:01Speaker 01

  Hey, gang.

• 1:01H. Foley?

  The jean jacket man.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03H. Foley?

  How you doing? He's a jean jacket.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  My jeans Dean ears, my Jimmy Dean ears.

• 1:07H. Foley?

  And a can of, can of beer.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:10H. Foley?

  You're like a can of beer, don't you?

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Sure, yeah.

• 1:12H. Foley?

  You were asking for beers at that show.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  What show?

• 1:15H. Foley?

  Can I get two, actually?

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, give it to me.

• 1:17H. Foley?

  Slugging beers, drinking beers.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  Somebody was bothered by that.

• 1:22H. Foley?

  Drinking Diet Cokes, like, oh, yeah.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  With a lime, wacko.

• 1:27H. Foley?

  I prefer a lime.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Do you? Hey, what's up? I'm Kevin Ryan, everybody. Shout out to you, thanks for tuning in.

• 1:32H. Foley?

  How did Lemons win?

• 1:33Speaker 01

  As always, we're, we gotta pay the friggin' bills around here. Gotta keep you in your...

• 1:38H. Foley?

  Spotify, iTunes, all that stuff, get a t-shirt.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Gotta keep you in your cool plaid t-shirts, you gotta go in there.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  This is my father's.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  Holy... Whoa, what do you have, a second job as the Easter Bunny? This fucking guy.

• 1:50H. Foley?

  Easter Bunny didn't wear a business casual? Wore a no-shirt, actually, bit of a freak. I hated that.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:58H. Foley?

  Santa Claus I could deal with. I was still freaked out him coming into the house, but a six-foot fucking rabbit?

• 2:04Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:04H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of my house. I don't care how many cat...

• 2:07Speaker 01

  Hey, what are you, an 80's comic? Shut up.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, full video available on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the charts, baby. Shout out to the army of garbage. Thing gang, we got a whole bunch of merch over there. We got ashtrays, we got shot glasses, we got koozies, all on sale. We got t-shirts, we got hats. All the whole nine yards. Get it out, check it out.

• 2:33H. Foley?

  Big sale over there.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  Big sale.

• 2:34H. Foley?

  Clean it out the inventory.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  Clean it out the inventory.

• 2:36H. Foley?

  Liquidating.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Liquidating.

• 2:38H. Foley?

  Everything must go.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  No, no, it's not that grand. I found that crazy Eddie slashing prices over here.

• 2:43H. Foley?

  They always did that.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 2:44H. Foley?

  He wasn't going anywhere. That was a sales gimmick.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Everything must go.

• 2:48H. Foley?

  Everything must go. Liquidate. Yeah, liquidate the inventory to make room for the new stuff.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Which is just old stuff. Ain't that... Welcome to Marshalls.

• 2:59H. Foley?

  You start selling jeans. That's a weird... Instead of selling merch, just start selling clothes.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:04H. Foley?

  Winter coats.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  Well, this is... I've been spending... I spent two... And somebody made fun of me, a friend of mine.

• 3:10H. Foley?

  Who made fun of you?

• 3:11Speaker 01

  A friend of mine. Phil X's wife.

• 3:14H. Foley?

  I love her.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's great.

• 3:15H. Foley?

  Sharp. Sharp lady.

• 3:17Speaker 01

  I was saying I spend a lot of time at the mall, and she's like, "What are you doing?" I spend a lot of time at the mall. I like going to the mall.

• 3:23H. Foley?

  You do?

• 3:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:24H. Foley?

  Just to push the kid around?

• 3:25Speaker 01

  No, not anymore. I go by myself.

• 3:27H. Foley?

  You're joking.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  Nah, I just go to the mall.

• 3:29H. Foley?

  What mall?

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Uh, depends. I spend a lot of time at the Oxford Valley Mall.

• 3:33H. Foley?

  You're joking?

• 3:34Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:35H. Foley?

  That's sad.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Why?

• 3:36H. Foley?

  Thought I was a loser. You have a wife and kid at home. You're going to the mall?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  I'm not like... I'm not going to pick up chicks.

• 3:43H. Foley?

  What, you go to the bathroom, tap it on the stall? Bed in there. What are you doing at the...

• 3:47Speaker 01

  You're in there? Kip, is that you?

• 3:50H. Foley?

  Awkward. Um, what? You're joking.

• 3:53Speaker 01

  No. Well, I'm not like hanging out at the mall, but...

• 3:58H. Foley?

  What day?

• 4:00Speaker 01

  It doesn't matter.

• 4:01H. Foley?

  What? Did you know this?

• 4:04Speaker 02

  I mean, I feel like we picked up on it just from the massages, the...

• 4:07H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. Well, I had to buy an outfit for the special, so I went to the Macy's.

• 4:14H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Right?

• 4:15H. Foley?

  I'll give you that.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then I went back the next day to look for a pair of shoes.

• 4:20H. Foley?

  For what?

• 4:21Speaker 01

  The special.

• 4:21H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  Um, and then I went a few days later to get a massage.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  Right, we know that's true.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  I mean, that's three days in a... It's three out of four days.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  Okay. Have you gone since?

• 4:33Speaker 01

  Nah, I haven't been down to visit the beach yet.

• 4:35H. Foley?

  Let's give it a rest for the summer. You have a family at home. What year, like you're...

• 4:40Speaker 01

  I mean, you act like I'm out there fucking riding fences.

• 4:42H. Foley?

  So you leave, you...

• 4:43Speaker 01

  What do you mean? Stop saying I have a family at home, like I'm abandoning my family.

• 4:46H. Foley?

  Well, on a Sunday, you're like, "Hey, I'm going out to the mall, I'll be back in a few hours."

• 4:50Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:50H. Foley?

  That's weird, man.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  No, I'm not doing that.

• 4:53H. Foley?

  I used to know a guy that did that. He would go shopping at Hallmark stores for like, Christmas stuff. Like, all throughout the year, just to get away from the family.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  I have to tell you, I worked with a guy at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone, and he's like, "I was featuring..."

• 5:09H. Foley?

  No, but I wish it wouldn't.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  "I was featuring..." He was, I was the... He had driven in from like, Michigan or something.

• 5:14H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  And he's like...

• 5:15H. Foley?

  Road dog.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  He's like, "Yeah, road dog, real road dog guy." He's like, "What are you doing tomorrow?" And I go, "I'm gonna hang out, fucking sleep by this hangover, I'll get a bacon, I don't know, man." And he goes, "Uh, you wanna, you know, I got, I'm going around dry, I gotta go look at some stuff." I go, "Oh, what are you looking..." He's like, "I'm like, what are you looking for?" He had the... He's like, "I got the biggest haunted house in Michigan or something, and I gotta go look for..." There's a lot of good, like, flea markets around. He goes and looks for stuff for his...

• 5:46H. Foley?

  Decorations?

• 5:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, trinkets and whatnot, eyeballs or whatever, I don't know, skulls and stuff like that.

• 5:52H. Foley?

  Nah, man, I'm Catholic. I'm doing that shit.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  You sound like...

• 5:55H. Foley?

  I'm not doing that devil shit.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  Uh, anywho, that's one thing I wanna do. I wanna get a kiosk, or I wanna, I wanna...

• 6:02H. Foley?

  You wanna get a kiosk?

• 6:03Speaker 01

  You said you wanna start selling jeans and stuff like that.

• 6:05H. Foley?

  I was joking.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too. I wanna rent a place in the mall.

• 6:10H. Foley?

  And sell all your garbage merch?

• 6:11Speaker 01

  No, just sell anything. Just have, just run a business. That'd be fun. Hanging out at the mall.

• 6:17H. Foley?

  You got a family. What the hell are you doing with these malls?

• 6:21Speaker 01

  I'm providing for my family.

• 6:23H. Foley?

  You have a job. Here, a good one. You gonna go sell fucking knockoff cologne in the fucking, in a dead mall?

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. What do you mean dead mall? I can bring it back. I'm supporting local business. Support the community. I gotta get these Armenians in here somehow.

• 6:40H. Foley?

  I don't, there's something about this isn't sitting right with me.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 6:44H. Foley?

  You're, you're losing it. You're hanging out at the mall?

• 6:47Speaker 01

  I'm not saying I'm hanging out at the mall. I went shopping at the mall and I got one massage at the mall. That's not that weird.

• 6:54H. Foley?

  Do you eat at the mall?

• 6:56Speaker 01

  No, I didn't eat at the mall.

• 6:57H. Foley?

  A family man shouldn't do things on his own. Should be with your family.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  What does that even mean?

• 7:02H. Foley?

  Thankfully you have one.

• 7:04Speaker 01

  What does that even mean? Do things on my own?

• 7:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  I'm not like going on vacation and shit by myself. I can do stuff alone. I'm running to the store. Getting supplies for my family and stopping at the mall.

• 7:19H. Foley?

  Oh, the massages for the baby? Huh?

• 7:21Speaker 01

  That was so I could be relaxed.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  The walk and roll?

• 7:24Speaker 01

  To go do my job. But there was this one guy, uh, just walk, he was walk, he walked in and out of every store. Older, single guy. He had like a-

• 7:33H. Foley?

  Fuck.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, I mean, he kinda, it-

• 7:36H. Foley?

  Just got a hooker, man.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  He's just walking around. I saw him in every store. He's just popping in. Like he would be in like journeys, like looking up, you know?

• 7:44H. Foley?

  For all we know, that guy could be happy as a clam. You know what Tom Hardy said? He loves spending time by himself.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  So why are you breaking my balls for spending time by myself?

• 7:51H. Foley?

  He's not hanging out in the mall and he's a good looking actor.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  What am I?

• 7:55H. Foley?

  Gross.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Fucking weird.

• 7:58H. Foley?

  You're mall shopping? Next thing you know, you got one of those fucking metal detectors in your hand.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  I'm not mall shopping.

• 8:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, or you're mall walking. Like Phil, uh, like, um, uh-

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Fuck. Yeah, got him. Oh, there you go.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  Diesel, who ran the New York Crew?

• 8:13H. Foley?

  No, before him.

• 8:16H. Foley?

  Carmine Lopetazi.

• 8:19H. Foley?

  He goes mall walking Tuesdays and Thursdays.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, their, their, their people are there, they're doing that. Whatever. This isn't about- Whatever.

• 8:27H. Foley?

  Enough with the malls.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  That's it.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's our problem.

• 8:31H. Foley?

  It's not good. Listen, you start falling apart, we're in trouble.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  I'm not falling apart. I'm supporting local business. And I'm got... Sometimes you can't order everything online. I need stuff today. Where are you gonna go? I go to Target? I go to the mall?

• 8:44H. Foley?

  Kind of shoes did you get?

• 8:46Speaker 01

  I ended up not getting shoes.

• 8:48H. Foley?

  Fast-paced life you're living, huh?

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Just hanging out at the mall.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was just vibing, dude.

• 8:53H. Foley?

  You're just trying on shoes? Just to hang out with the guy?

• 8:56Speaker 01

  I'm not doing the thing where I'm sprinting. Nah, these aren't it.

• 9:01Speaker 01

  I got a basketball.

• 9:02H. Foley?

  What time's your lunch? That'd be a fun thing, that little challenge that we should do.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 9:07H. Foley?

  We have to each go out and make a friend. On the spot.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:12H. Foley?

  Wouldn't that be fun?

• 9:13Speaker 01

  What are you, practical jokers?

• 9:15H. Foley?

  Is that what they do?

• 9:15Speaker 01

  I mean...

• 9:18Speaker 01

  I would love to see you try.

• 9:20H. Foley?

  They'd bury us.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. That's the highest rated TV show.

• 9:23H. Foley?

  Number thirteen seasons. Shout out to the fucking boys. Doing numbers.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:29H. Foley?

  Why can't you do that?

• 9:30Speaker 01

  I'm at the mall. What do you mean? Why can't you do... You're breaking my balls.

• 9:37H. Foley?

  I don't know, but in TV?

• 9:40Speaker 01

  That's right. Don't you forget it.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  I got no ideas.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Let's check deadline.

• 9:45H. Foley?

  Get out of here with the deadline.

• 9:47Speaker 02

  You got mall vibes right now, if I'm being honest.

• 9:49Speaker 01

  You do. You should be cruising around the mall. Fucking putting in job applications.

• 9:57H. Foley?

  You shoot me down?

• 10:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, I should be in the mall.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  Working at the...

• 10:01H. Foley?

  I'm a fifty-year-old man.

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. We should get a kiosk. We should open up a kiosk.

• 10:05H. Foley?

  I'm not doing that. You bus...

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Why?

• 10:07H. Foley?

  You already break my balls here. I gotta show up at a mall on fucking Sunday at nine o'clock.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  I love how you think I...

• 10:12H. Foley?

  I come in hungover, you're fucking busting my chops.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  You think I break your balls? That's what you think I'm doing?

• 10:16H. Foley?

  Crazy. You're nuts. Working for you.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  That'd be fun, though.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, thanks, Luke. I appreciate it.

• 10:23H. Foley?

  Where are you gonna get that thing?

• 10:25Speaker 01

  Get what thing?

• 10:25H. Foley?

  The kiosk. It's like a wagon.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  You know, I mean, they got them.

• 10:30H. Foley?

  No, you gotta buy it yourself. I guarantee you gotta buy that yourself.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  I guarantee the Oxford Valley Mall will give you a kiosk. If you start, if, dude, you were to check for a thousand dollars, you probably get, you could probably get pennies. Take, they take over the old Boskovs.

• 10:42H. Foley?

  I'll, I'll, I'll work there if I could, with the car, you know, they got the car parked in there.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, we could do that.

• 10:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, sell that.

• 10:49Speaker 01

  Parked, you park your Jeep in there.

• 10:51H. Foley?

  Wow, people, no, not my Jeep, I'm not selling my Jeep.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  And make a couple of bucks.

• 10:55H. Foley?

  No, you get like a Buick or something like that. Guess how many marbles are in there?

• 10:59Speaker 01

  You have to fill it with marbles?

• 11:00H. Foley?

  I don't. Get an intern to do it.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  It's Luke's job.

• 11:04H. Foley?

  They give you the kiosk?

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Uh, you just lease it, yeah.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, otherwise it'd be all different kiosks.

• 11:11H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  It's about five hundred bucks a month.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  That's it?

• 11:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it depends on where you're getting location. It goes up to seven grand a month.

• 11:18H. Foley?

  Seven grand?

• 11:19Speaker 02

  I mean, that's like.

• 11:20H. Foley?

  That's gotta be Vegas or something. Downtown.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  That's gotta be on the strip, at least outside the Luxor. Uh, listen, but all that's neither here nor there. My wall, my mall time or non-mall time, I mean, guys, if you guys are out there.

• 11:36H. Foley?

  I didn't know you were losing it.

• 11:37Speaker 01

  I'm not losing it.

• 11:38H. Foley?

  I've done that much damage.

• 11:38Speaker 01

  I had to go to the mall a couple of times. That's not, that's not crazy.

• 11:42H. Foley?

  But you're gonna go back.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's the mall.

• 11:45H. Foley?

  You're gonna start.

• 11:48H. Foley?

  You're gonna start going more and more. Ah, I gotta get this, I gotta get that, I gotta get, next thing you know, you're going for watch batteries. That's the sign of a guy that's losing it. When you're going to buy watch batteries, just throw whatever it is out. You're going to get that little battery? You freak?

• 12:05Speaker 01

  I did make, I did make a battery run.

• 12:07H. Foley?

  Oh, my God.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Not at the mall. I didn't go to the mall.

• 12:09H. Foley?

  Where do you get batteries?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  I went to Target. I used it as an excuse to go to Target. Target's a fine establishment.

• 12:14H. Foley?

  Nah, I give you Target.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  I got a, I got a pair of joggers. I'm like, I'm just a dirtbag dad now. That's what I am.

• 12:21H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  It's a dirtbag dad. Cruising.

• 12:24H. Foley?

  Drinking beers in the basement?

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Cruising Target. Grabbing stuff, sneaking beers.

• 12:29H. Foley?

  Why don't you get that lawn hooked up for the fucking spring? Barris, tell people I know you.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Oh, are ya?

• 12:35H. Foley?

  Fucking mulch. Yeah.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 12:38H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:40H. Foley?

  Get some fucking edging done over there.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 12:43Speaker 02

  What are you doing with your lawn this year, Henry?

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:45H. Foley?

  I don't have a lawn. I live in the city.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  Oh, do you?

• 12:48H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  How's that going?

• 12:52Speaker 01

  You're really fucking, you're really sitting in a glass house with a, swinging a wrecking ball.

• 12:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's what I want.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  I know. You got, you got, you dude, you have a thing where you know I got fucking all guns and you just start fucking needling me, hoping?

• 13:07H. Foley?

  Somebody shoot me!

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Death by cop.

• 13:11H. Foley?

  Which, you know, I was watching The Town the other day.

• 13:13Speaker 02

  Death by mall cop?

• 13:14H. Foley?

  Believe it or not.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Death by, we should be mall cops.

• 13:17H. Foley?

  Death by kiosk? No, they don't give any respect.

• 13:19Speaker 01

  See if we can get mall cop jobs.

• 13:20H. Foley?

  Only if we have guns. They don't give you any respect. What, some fucking teenager making fun of me?

• 13:26Speaker 01

  There's no teenager. I'm the youngest guy at the mall. There's no teenager.

• 13:28H. Foley?

  No.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  I'm there calling you fat. They try to catch me.

• 13:32H. Foley?

  It's crazy they don't give those guys guns.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  They're sick. What do you mean?

• 13:36H. Foley?

  Everybody fucking get in line real quick. A taser or something. People just fuck with them.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  Dude, they just knock-

• 13:43H. Foley?

  Nobody listens to them.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, they just knock down part of my mall and just put up town out, like apartments. It's crazy.

• 13:50H. Foley?

  In the mall?

• 13:50Speaker 01

  The side of the mall, like Boscobs or whatever's going, whatever's on that Sears.

• 13:54H. Foley?

  So like the parking lots, the mall?

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:57H. Foley?

  Oh, God.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  Which isn't bad, though, right? The proximity to the mall, location, location, location.

• 14:04H. Foley?

  I have Bonefish Grill every day.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  No, but it's funny, like, you drive around, like, you do the, you know, there's a circle around the mall? Like, the road around the mall?

• 14:12H. Foley?

  No.

• 14:14H. Foley?

  You're acting like you discovered fire. I've been to the mall, you loser.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  Not recently, it seems.

• 14:21H. Foley?

  Uh, I don't know. Been to Dick's Sporting Goods.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  Bet you have. I've been to Dick's, too.

• 14:29H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:31H. Foley?

  What'd you get?

• 14:32Speaker 01

  What'd I get? My wife wanted dumbbells.

• 14:34H. Foley?

  What? Yeah, because you start working out, she's gonna step out on you. You're in the mall.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  Rude.

• 14:40H. Foley?

  Irv.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  With what?

• 14:41H. Foley?

  Irv.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Listen, all that's neither here nor there. We got a Gosh darn Family episode on our hands, right?

• 14:49Speaker 02

  There are openings for retail security officer.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  King of Prussia.

• 14:54Speaker 01

  That's a nice mall. That's out by Patty, too.

• 14:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  That mall's too nice. They got like fucking Prada and shit.

• 15:00H. Foley?

  Who the fuck's getting that in King of Prussia?

• 15:02Speaker 01

  There's a lot of rich people out that way.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  In King of Prussia? I don't know about that. It's Zane Zunes is over near that way.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  So nice.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:09Speaker 02

  Like parts of that area.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Nah, but that, but, close to that.

• 15:12H. Foley?

  King of Prussia, what are you talking about? You don't tell me what you're talking about.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 15:17H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  I got nothing.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  You got nothing.

• 15:20H. Foley?

  Just throwing the spike strips.

• 15:23H. Foley?

  Can we get the work, please?

• 15:23Speaker 01

  I'm trying. You keep spike stripping.

• 15:28H. Foley?

  Plenty of Bug Man t-shirts available, guys.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Nah, I think they're gone.

• 15:30H. Foley?

  Get the hell out of here.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  Oh, he started selling them for six bucks. Yeah, fuck you. We're talking about liquidating. Everything must go.

• 15:36H. Foley?

  Bunch of kids in Africa wearing them.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  I have my phone. I'll tell you exactly how many we have left. Right now, I get a live update on my phone.

• 15:42H. Foley?

  I get a cut of that, right?

• 15:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, fifteen available.

• 15:47H. Foley?

  There you go. Get them wet or hot.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  That's not that many.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  What sizes?

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Um, too small.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  Too small?

• 15:54Speaker 01

  They're all too small. No, there's too small, six medium.

• 15:59H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Five large.

• 16:00H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  No XL.

• 16:03H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 16:04Speaker 01

  No 2X.

• 16:04H. Foley?

  Shout out to the big boys. Stepping up for Uncle Hank.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  There's two 3X left.

• 16:09H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  And zero 4X.

• 16:11H. Foley?

  Those guys probably died.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  Rest in peace.

• 16:13H. Foley?

  Hey, broads out there, get a medium. Sleep in it.

• 16:16Speaker 01

  Uh huh. People were. Hey, we moved a lot of them. We had, there's like a hundred of them we moved. That's pretty good.

• 16:21H. Foley?

  I used to love that when a chick would sleep in a t-shirt, like an oversized t-shirt.

• 16:28H. Foley?

  Probably not the time, please.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Is that what Patty used to do?

• 16:31H. Foley?

  No. She wore formal pajamas, like a lady.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Oh, little flap in the back?

• 16:37H. Foley?

  But I tried to do that once.

• 16:38Speaker 01

  What? Flap in the back?

• 16:40H. Foley?

  No, I slept in just, my, all my girl cousins would just sleep in a t-shirt. And then once-

• 16:45Speaker 01

  You're a twisted guy. Tucking your weener back, rolling, rolling around in a, in a fucking Matthew Perry t-shirt or something.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  I was trying to think of the guys, the guys from 90210. Steve Perry?

• 17:00H. Foley?

  No. Fuck, don't tell me. Kevin Dillon, no. Um, he just died.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  Luke, uh- Holmes.

• 17:07H. Foley?

  No, Luke Wilson.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  Perry, Luke Perry.

• 17:09H. Foley?

  Luke Perry.

• 17:10Speaker 01

  I was close to the Matthew Perry.

• 17:11H. Foley?

  Jason Priestley's the other guy.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Jason Priestley.

• 17:13H. Foley?

  Uh, no, they all slept in t-shirts and underwear, and I started, I did it like once or twice at my house. And my dad was like, "What the fuck are you doing?"

• 17:25H. Foley?

  Awkward conversation.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  What, this one?

• 17:35Speaker 01

  How old were ya?

• 17:37H. Foley?

  Too young.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  I mean, I feel like there's a, there's a meaty part of the curve you could hit where that's okay.

• 17:43H. Foley?

  Maybe like 10?

• 17:46H. Foley?

  And I liked it.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  I feel like that's too old.

• 17:48H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Although I was wearing silk boxers, so I don't really know.

• 17:53H. Foley?

  Yeah. It's the 80's. Very fluid. I was also playing soccer and I had a perm.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  Sounds like you were playing for both teams too.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  You had a perm?

• 18:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, I got a perm.

• 18:06Speaker 01

  My dad used to get perms.

• 18:08H. Foley?

  Sick. All my cousins had curly hair and they used to dry their hair like this.

• 18:13H. Foley?

  I wanted that, so I got a perm. My mom fucked it up.

• 18:18H. Foley?

  Looked like an asshole running on that soccer field. Tight ass fucking shorts.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Looking like Lexi Lalas.

• 18:26H. Foley?

  I look like Maradona.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Out there doing key bumps.

• 18:30H. Foley?

  Did he?

• 18:31Speaker 01

  He, uh, he was on a, he was like a coach or whatever. He was on the sidelines. He got caught. His guys were like all covered and I'm up and he was-

• 18:37H. Foley?

  He's doing a hitter?

• 18:38Speaker 01

  Little root toot, little-

• 18:39H. Foley?

  The game's a long as shit. You know? He had to roll over the place. He was great.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 18:49Speaker 01

  That's like the first time you brought him up.

• 18:51H. Foley?

  I keep getting real stuff.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  What are you watching, fucking coke heads and they hit it throughout history?

• 18:59H. Foley?

  He was Argentinian. Is he alive? He died.

• 19:03Speaker 02

  He passed.

• 19:03H. Foley?

  How'd he die?

• 19:05Speaker 02

  Uh, fun life.

• 19:07H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, living a good life. He passed.

• 19:11H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  Passed a couple of years.

• 19:13Speaker 01

  Here's to the good life.

• 19:14H. Foley?

  Yeah, we had to fucking kill the vibe, Luke.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's talk about you in your fucking thong underwear.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  That's 2020.

• 19:22H. Foley?

  2020?

• 19:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  Covid got him.

• 19:24H. Foley?

  Did it?

• 19:25Speaker 01

  Hoax!

• 19:27H. Foley?

  China. Kevin got to tell them about Quince.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  Quince, Quince, Quince!

• 19:31H. Foley?

  As you know, Quince makes high-quality, everyday essentials using premium materials like 100% European linen, and their insanely soft, flowknit, activewear fabric. I'm gonna say that again. Insanely soft, flowknit, activewear fabric. Don't you just wanna put that on right now?

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Woo!

• 19:49H. Foley?

  Don't you just wanna put that on right now?

• 19:50Speaker 01

  Slip into that.

• 19:51H. Foley?

  Their men's linen pants and shirts are lightweight, breathable, and comfortable. Basically, the perfect layer for spring, and that's important, especially now.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  Yes, the best part is that their prices are 50 to 60% less than similar brands.

• 20:04H. Foley?

  Whoa!

• 20:05Speaker 01

  How? They work directly with ethical, ethical factories that cuts out the middleman and brings the savings right to you. So you're paying for quality, not brand markup. Listen, I'm a big guy. I love their pants. They got this slim, tapered, athletic thing going. Any gray pair of pants you see me in, it's a pair of Quince. I'm strutting around, I got about four.

• 20:24H. Foley?

  Look at you!

• 20:24Speaker 01

  Got about four or five of them, John.

• 20:26H. Foley?

  You're living your life, aren't you?

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Woo! You know it, dog. Uh, right now, you can refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to quince.com/garbage for free shipping.

• 20:34H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 20:35Speaker 01

  And 365-day returns, because we're all bozos. You get some, your eyes don't fit, uh, you sit it, and then you get stuck with it. Not that I'll take it back 365 days.

• 20:44H. Foley?

  Bang!

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Now available in Canada. Go to Q-U-I-N-C-E.com/garbage for free shipping, 365-day returns. Quince.com/garbage.

• 20:53H. Foley?

  Do it. Kim, we gotta talk about BlueChew.

• 20:55Speaker 01

  Knock, knock. Who's there? Boner alert.

• 20:57H. Foley?

  We got a big boner alert, gang. We're talking about the brand new BlueChew Gold is the newest innovation from the number one chewable ED brand. This ain't your grandpa's little blue pill, I can tell you that right now. This is the four-in-one beast that's settling the gold standard for performance. We're talking about mega boners. Blasting her out, blowing her hair back, deep digging, oil digging. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. We're talking about hot stuff. They call it the bitch.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Okay, uh, let's take a, let's take a walk back from horny town. We got two ingredients for blood flow to keep the rocket pumping mixed with

• 21:37H. Foley?

  It's all about blood flow.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  Apomorphine and oxytocin to turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and your body. BlueChew Gold dissolves under your tongue and works in as little as 15 minutes.

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Hello.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  That means you're always right around the corner from

• 21:49H. Foley?

  Woo, get the check!

• 21:50Speaker 01

  From hardwood. That means you can get it on quicker and stay in the game longer, dog. Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com. They got a special for our listeners. You get 10% off your first month of BlueChew, of BlueChew Gold with code GARBAGE. That's promo code GARBAGE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. We thank BlueChew for supporting the podcast, Dad.

• 22:11H. Foley?

  Yes, we do.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  All right, listen, we gotta get freaking get into some questions here, all right?

• 22:15H. Foley?

  We still haven't started the show?

• 22:16Speaker 01

  You and your perverse stuff you got going on. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Don't pivot, perverse stuff. Uh, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Skidmark Clark. Great name.

• 22:29H. Foley?

  Great name.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  $10 Chain Man here. "Are you garbage if you ask people if they heard that after you crack your neck or your back?"

• 22:40Speaker 01

  You heard that? That's great, dude. That's great. Just when you think...

• 22:49Speaker 01

  I mean, the listeners, the fucking homies are the best.

• 22:52H. Foley?

  When you can crack your jaw.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Um, my, my hands, my knuckle, I can, I do like, do them all, right? And I don't know that I do them, it's like a nervous tic, kind of, I guess.

• 23:03H. Foley?

  I like doing it to somebody.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  You do it to people?

• 23:06H. Foley?

  Yeah. Like, you know, your lady or whatever. No?

• 23:10Speaker 01

  Cracking, cracking your lady's knuckles? Is she a fucking boxer? It's crazy, dude.

• 23:18Speaker 01

  Um, I was at, I was at dinner with my father-in-law, and they're a little refined people. I'm not, you know what I mean? And once I do one, I gotta do them all, and I can get like, the weird knuckles, like, not just, you know what I mean? I can get like, the middle knuckle, yeah, little crab legs, you know what I mean? Good meat in there.

• 23:38H. Foley?

  Which there isn't.

• 23:39Speaker 01

  There's good cracking in there, dog. So I got going, and I can, I have this thing where I can twist them all, like, certain ways and stuff.

• 23:45H. Foley?

  What the fuck, you're doing this at dinner?

• 23:48Speaker 01

  And I can do, I can do like, my, my wrists and stuff like that.

• 23:51H. Foley?

  What the fuck? Ugh, stop!

• 23:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I go, there's gotta, there's like, 25 that I do, once I start doing them. And dude, I looked up, and we were at like, a nice, we were at the Gallagher's or something, I looked up and he went, Kevin, and he doesn't speak English, he went, Kevin, and just shook his head, no.

• 24:08H. Foley?

  I can glee, too.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  I bet you can chug this beer.

• 24:13H. Foley?

  You ever see how many olives I can get in my mouth at once? What's wrong with you?

• 24:17Speaker 01

  I'm a dirtbag!

• 24:18H. Foley?

  You're really coming out.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 24:20H. Foley?

  I don't know, you're shifty.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  I'm not hanging at the mall and cracking my knuckles?

• 24:25H. Foley?

  Not as a business owner. You're so need to be the face of this operation, and it ain't gonna be me.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  You can be the ass of the operation. Definitely not the weiner, I'll tell you that much.

• 24:36H. Foley?

  My weiner's looking good these days.

• 24:39Speaker 01

  Did you take it to the body shop?

• 24:41H. Foley?

  Mako.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  Get it stretched out? I never understood how they could paint a car for like, 200 bucks.

• 24:47H. Foley?

  Because it sucks.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, Rob Scotto, right?

• 24:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  He would hate, with a fucking can of spray paint.

• 24:54H. Foley?

  Mako? Are you still banging?

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:57H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 24:57Speaker 01

  It's like, 5.9, it'd be like, 4.9, and we'll spray paint your car for 200 bucks.

• 25:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're still banging.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  What's, what's, what's their special they got running?

• 25:04Speaker 02

  Uh, let's find out.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  I'm sure you go on the website, it's.

• 25:06H. Foley?

  Never had a car painted. No. Never.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 25:14H. Foley?

  Can I get a lease painted? Can I paint my car?

• 25:16Speaker 01

  No, I do not think so.

• 25:18H. Foley?

  No?

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Fuck 'em. Um, would, I don't know if you said this to me, or a friend said this to me, but it hit me hard recently. When, at one point, all of our cars in my driveway were tan. Was that you making fun of me for that? Like, they're all sand color. And I think Pat or somebody was like, "That is the trashiest colored car."

• 25:40H. Foley?

  That's weird.

• 25:41Speaker 01

  And at one point, me-

• 25:42H. Foley?

  Tan is the trashiest color.

• 25:43Speaker 01

  Me, I had the Montego, my mom had the Bravata, and my dad, and my stepdad had like a fucking two thou- or a 98 Suburban. And they were all that same-

• 25:53H. Foley?

  What, are you the police force? Fuck is that? What, you guys work for the city? That's crazy.

• 26:04H. Foley?

  Had tow truck parked in there too? That's nuts, man.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Looks like the motor pool.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  "How you got the Bravata today? Fuck!"

• 26:19H. Foley?

  Kind of business you guys in? Jesus Christ.

• 26:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was so, it all looked like park rangers.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  We all, we had like the yellow lights, you know what I mean?

• 26:29H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  Not the cop lights, fuck. Like some municipality authority.

• 26:33H. Foley?

  You see them behind, you're like, "Fuck you." I don't care how many squirrels died.

• 26:39H. Foley?

  They're usually gonna pick up roadkill. Which, man, they really have got laxed on that, especially down in the burbs. There's fucking dead deer everywhere. Seeing their ribcage and shit.

• 26:49Speaker 01

  There's this one, we pass in the burbs. His neck's all, he's got like rigor mortis, where he was like trying to get back up or something. It looks like he turned into stone midway through. Dude, he's looking at you as you drive by.

• 27:00H. Foley?

  It's so sad.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  It's bad.

• 27:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Put a blanket over it, turn him, pull, somebody pull him into the woods or something. I got a fucking kid in the car.

• 27:07H. Foley?

  Hey, what the fuck, and you gotta get rid of them. Little kid seeing that in the summer. He puts-

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Ooh, flies flying out of its eyes and stuff.

• 27:14H. Foley?

  Oh my god, brutal.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:16H. Foley?

  Those beautiful deer. Um, you know what else is a trashy color of car? Navy blue. Not like a BMW, but if you get like an SUV and it's navy blue. Trash. They didn't have black.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  Sure. You know what else is, what else, yes, I'll give you that. Um, what else I feel is real trashy and it's, you know, you'll probably, he's your lord and savior, so you'll probably push back on it. But that maroon, like the maroon suburban that Tony drove, that Tony Soprano drove. That's, that's, that's real trash shit. I, with a, you didn't like that, did you? You know it's true, though.

• 27:53H. Foley?

  I didn't like the white Cadillac that he had, the S, uh, Escalade.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Oh, that, no, that's, that's the car that guy drives.

• 28:01H. Foley?

  With the muscle kid that drove it.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Yeah. You just didn't like his, uh, you wanted to be that kid.

• 28:05H. Foley?

  No.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. Cut off t-shirt, handgun in the glove box.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  I would've drove Tony. For sure.

• 28:12Speaker 01

  Dude, you, we've, no.

• 28:13H. Foley?

  And to bang the Carmella.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, obviously. Obviously, that's what you'd be doing. Probably beat up Phil Liato, everybody. Yeah. No, you're not, I mean, you're not cut out for that kind of life. You're not a cut out for this kind of life. You're not cut out for podcasts.

• 28:28H. Foley?

  What are you talking about? I could've drove Tony.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  No, you couldn't have.

• 28:31H. Foley?

  My whole life's in the rearview.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  It's gonna be, he's gonna bother him that I say it.

• 28:36H. Foley?

  No.

• 28:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. You just shut down.

• 28:39H. Foley?

  No.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  Uh-uh.

• 28:41H. Foley?

  Uh, yeah, that was a wax suburban.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, just that color. Those, when you.

• 28:47H. Foley?

  We've had a lot of them.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  What?

• 28:48H. Foley?

  A lot of burgundy cars.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, burgundy, green, greens bad.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  Green?

• 28:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:54H. Foley?

  Who's buying a green car?

• 28:56Speaker 01

  My, Vinny with the skinny's Buick was green.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Green can be classy to me.

• 29:02H. Foley?

  What are you talking about?

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Like a Jaguar or something like that?

• 29:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, or like a Land Rover.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, that, well, it depends on the car. Yeah.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  Those 90s, 80s Jaguars, I never met one guy that drove those that wasn't a complete fucking dickhead.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, my old boss at the, at the, at the golf club. He was such a dick. He would speed in and you're like, God, relax, and hit the brakes real quick.

• 29:24H. Foley?

  Yeah. Dickhead.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  He had like, he wore like baggy slacks that were like cool. He thought he was, he was cool, I guess. He owned a country club, whatever.

• 29:35H. Foley?

  He owned a country club?

• 29:36Speaker 01

  I think, yeah. He was the owner of the country club or something. Yeah.

• 29:40H. Foley?

  Really?

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  I didn't even get to own a car. Why don't we do that? Get in with the fucking high falutin'.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  I said I, I got denied. I tried. I wanted to join a-

• 29:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, they probably saw you fucking mall walking, you creep.

• 29:54H. Foley?

  Fucking pair of mom jeans on.

• 29:55Speaker 01

  I wanted to join just for content, fish out of water type stuff. Go in there, cause a scene.

• 30:00H. Foley?

  What club?

• 30:02Speaker 01

  I plead the fifth on that one.

• 30:04H. Foley?

  Was it one, the night, one of the nice one, like manufacturers or fucking-

• 30:07Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 30:08H. Foley?

  The Philadelphia Cricket Club?

• 30:09Speaker 01

  No, you know Danny's in Manny's. He was banned for a year.

• 30:13H. Foley?

  Philadelphia Cricket Club is-

• 30:14Speaker 01

  He's fighting in the parking lot. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's all. I don't, I do, I golf once a year. I just want-

• 30:20H. Foley?

  You don't golf. You go and you have lunch.

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Why, you go and golf?

• 30:23H. Foley?

  Sit by the pool, play tennis.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  You go and golf?

• 30:24H. Foley?

  You hang out. Fuck golfing. Go to the range, maybe hit the putt.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  You just named golf and stuff.

• 30:29H. Foley?

  Yeah, but yeah, I'm not walking the 18 holes.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  First of all, you don't walk the 18 holes. You drive a fucking car.

• 30:34H. Foley?

  I'm not doing it.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:35H. Foley?

  I just wanna be around.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  First of all, no one's asking.

• 30:37H. Foley?

  I just wanna be around. I just wanna be around. I wanna have an iced tea.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 30:40H. Foley?

  And I wanna have a fucking turkey club.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:41H. Foley?

  With a side of fruit.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  Okay, you can do that anywhere, I feel.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Anywho.

• 30:49Speaker 01

  If anybody knows any really bad, listen, does anybody, can anybody get me in a country club?

• 30:54H. Foley?

  What about Plymouth White Marsh?

• 30:56Speaker 01

  That's fucking far as shit. The fucking driving all the way out there where you came from. You just want stuff near where you grew up. You're just naming stuff in your fucking neighborhood.

• 31:05H. Foley?

  What's up by, what's up your way? Ain't nothing up there. Fucking shooting ranges.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  There's the one place that turned me down.

• 31:13H. Foley?

  Why? You didn't make enough money?

• 31:15Speaker 01

  No, I don't know if they look at that.

• 31:16H. Foley?

  Hey, Jack?

• 31:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 31:18H. Foley?

  Jack's club?

• 31:19Speaker 01

  No, apparently it's a dump. I tried to get in and then they sent me a, hey, we're full.

• 31:26H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  But we have a waitlist if you can join.

• 31:29H. Foley?

  Ooh. Loser.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:32H. Foley?

  I know somebody over there at Manufacturers probably gets you in.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  My brother's a member. I just said this.

• 31:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's not gonna-

• 31:37Speaker 01

  My brother's been a member for a decade.

• 31:39H. Foley?

  He's not gonna, yeah.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  He probably wouldn't.

• 31:41H. Foley?

  No.

• 31:42Speaker 01

  I'm famous. He go in there, start, start glad handing. What are we talking about? Somebody get me in somewhere.

• 31:47H. Foley?

  A very dear old friend of mine makes those decisions over there.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  I, we, you, we all, they know the same people.

• 31:57Speaker 01

  Listen, who do you think could get me my brother who's a member?

• 32:01Speaker 02

  Bringing it back, a Mako paint job is gonna typically cost you between three hundred and eight, three hundred and eight hundred dollars for a single-stage paint minimal prep.

• 32:10Speaker 01

  Minimal prep means like they're spraying the windows and shit. If that's a bad tape job, that's a bad tape job.

• 32:15H. Foley?

  No tape.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, that is. I think you gotta like do it a lot. If you don't want them, if you don't want them painting the headlights, you gotta cover them up yourself.

• 32:21H. Foley?

  They always fucking, they have to-

• 32:22Speaker 01

  Minimal prep.

• 32:23H. Foley?

  Those masks, that can't be good to breathe that in.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  No. I remember one kid I knew was doing it in, in high school. He'd be like, I was like his tech, and I remember, what are you fucking? He'd go and work in the paint-

• 32:35H. Foley?

  At Mako?

• 32:36Speaker 01

  No.

• 32:36H. Foley?

  Another joint.

• 32:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, like a local joint.

• 32:38H. Foley?

  When they do it, nice. Do it cool. It's all rapping now is what the kids are. There's a place across the street from me that does custom rap. Porsches, Lamborghinis, Ferraris. I'm being serious. Yeah, that's a little business. There's also an antique furniture shop around the corner.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  Foleyville sounds nice this time of year. Uh, alright, let's see here.

• 33:03H. Foley?

  By the way, my cup is now empty. Just so everybody knows. Shark Seltzer!

• 33:09Speaker 01

  Alright, this one's from Uncle Dude. Ten dollar hoagie, never had one read. Big man pro move in coming here.

• 33:14H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 33:15Speaker 01

  I've been around the big man world a lot, myself, you, you know, we, we, we all have our little tips and secrets.

• 33:23H. Foley?

  I love this.

• 33:24Speaker 01

  Of how to operate like a big man.

• 33:25H. Foley?

  I love this.

• 33:26Speaker 01

  Never heard this one.

• 33:27H. Foley?

  Uh oh.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  Curious to get your take on it.

• 33:31H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  It's for your t-shirts.

• 33:34H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  Right?

• 33:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  A t-shirt for a bigger guy is a fucking problem. You know what ones fit, you know what ones are tight, you know how much stretching you gotta do, how much pulling, what ones you don't even try.

• 33:47H. Foley?

  The stretching.

• 33:48Speaker 01

  You can tell when you get your hand, when the second you put your hands in, you got it. Not happening. So, this is you put your t-shirt on backwards. And it gives it that fat guy stretch and then you turn it the right way and do it all over again. So I guess you put it on backwards and then maybe. Stretch it out a little bit? With your arms. That's what I, you know what I mean like? That's pretty good. And that stretches it from the ba- like that stretches it all circular rather than. So the, the front doesn't look all stretched out. Yeah. Cause I get it sometimes it looks like. Paul, you get it bad. Smuggling meat. Mm-hmm. Looks like you're gonna fist fight with a bunch of third graders. Not no more.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  Uh, that's not bad. I'm curious. I'm curious, I'm gonna have to try that, uh, next tight shirt I got. I'm curious to see if you do it too. Okay. See if we can come back with, um. I'll do it right now. Shark, give me a shirt. Um, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Red Bank Rob, $10 Person of Interest. Great name. Uh, is there something basic that you are incapable of doing? I have never once correctly opened or closed a box of cereal or other cardboard food container. Also for the life of me, I've never been able to roll, cut and apply a, a piece of Saran Wrap. All that kinda stuff. It's just laziness, I think, right? From being a kid. Saran Wrap's a fucking booby trap.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  Yeah. I've gotten decent as I've become a little more domesticated, decent at tin foil. Better at tin foil. Saran Wrap's still. Don't you love when you got a good seal on top of something?

• 35:24Speaker 01

  The second you touch it, it's over. Cereal. The boxes. I never, I've never like. This is the way I see it. You open up the box, you can't rip the flap. No. I've ripped every cereal box, any Cheez-It box, any type of box like that. Right. And then there's the opening of the bag. Which, I don't always do great. And then the proper way, when you're done eating Cheez-Its, I would say, is to roll the bag up. You would cinch it. Cinch the bag with a chip clip or something.

• 35:57H. Foley?

  A chip clip inside?

• 35:58Speaker 01

  Would be the proper way to maintain it. I'm not saying I do that. I'm saying that is... Did you ever go over to a buddy's house and you open it up and go, "These are gonna be fresh." Cause they got the fucking chip clip on there.

• 36:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  Yeah. That was not happening at our house.

• 36:10H. Foley?

  Chip clips hit hard.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  We used to use clothespins. Open up a fucking, be in the summer, we'd be back and forth from the shore. You open up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it's fucking, a moldy wooden fucking clothesline, clothespin in there.

• 36:26H. Foley?

  Fucking ladybugs in there.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, fuck that.

• 36:28H. Foley?

  Two caterpillars? Um, I always had trouble with the carton of milk. The half gallon.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 36:36H. Foley?

  I would fuck that up.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  Well, if you don't get that right lip open, then you like pull the real thin version of it off. And then that's like, then you hear your dad, "Who the hell?"

• 36:47H. Foley?

  We would scream.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Run out the back door.

• 36:49H. Foley?

  My shit was open.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  Act like you're sleeping. He can't hit a sleeping kid.

• 36:53H. Foley?

  Cause I'd go from the other side, the side you're not supposed to, if I fucked that one up.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  You know what was great? When they put the, now, this was probably late 90. The cap? The cap.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  I hate the cap.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  I know, but it made everything...

• 37:03H. Foley?

  I want the authentic feel.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  I get you, but that made, it just made everything easier.

• 37:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, I know. That was orange juice.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  The pouring was easier? Yeah, of course.

• 37:14H. Foley?

  Chop a can.

• 37:16Speaker 01

  Also, carton of milk, I mean, we weren't really, we were at Plast, we were at the Plast, we were also doing gallons. We were not a half gallon. Okay, tough guy.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  It also sometimes shoots out so quick. When you have that opening up, the spout, when you do the paper opening.

• 37:31H. Foley?

  Then you spill it on the counter, then you're getting hit. Getting hit. Spill that. "The fuck are you doing?"

• 37:39H. Foley?

  Man.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Like a tsunami wave.

• 37:41H. Foley?

  Catch a backhand, you're about to have a nice lunch.

• 37:46H. Foley?

  Hotness all over you. He feels bad, you feel bad.

• 37:49Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. You're a twisted guy there, Hank.

• 37:53H. Foley?

  Fucked up.

• 37:55H. Foley?

  Kim, it's like about Chime.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 37:57H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 38:01H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:03H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 38:17Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is, then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 38:29H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it. Oh, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that, they got their hand in your pocket. Not with Chime. Chime offers the most rewarding, fee-free banking, all with no overdraft fees, no monthly fees, no minimum balances. You get 5% cash back on the Chime card in a category of your choice, like gas or groceries, all while building credit through regular, everyday spending. And if you're ever in a pinch, SpotMe lets you overdraft up to $200 fee-free. Look at that, I know I need that, dog. Uh, right now, you can join the millions that are already banking fee-free with America's number one choice for banking. Head to chime.com/garbage, that's chime.com/garbage. Sign up now, it only takes a few minutes.

• 39:11H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  When you shop Kroger delivery, you can expect the savings you love and fresh groceries delivered right to your door. From delicious produce to everyday essentials, enjoy the convenience of delivery and the trusted selection you've come to know from Kroger. Because bringing you fresh, quality groceries is what we do best. Right now, enjoy free delivery on orders of $50 or more with your digital coupon. Restrictions apply, see site for details. Kroger, fresh for everyone.

• 39:55Speaker 01

  And this is in the same world. This is from Tooties Tight Leather Pants, $10 Long Term Investor, and have had one red. Shout out to ya. Nostalgia question, do you boys remember when Wide Mouth cans hit the scene?

• 40:05H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 40:05Speaker 01

  What did they first come in on, though? See if you can find that out. I want to say like-

• 40:10H. Foley?

  It was the hole was bigger.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I don't think they were all canned drinks were doing that. That had to-

• 40:17H. Foley?

  No, it was beers.

• 40:19Speaker 01

  No, I want to say it was like soda. Was that what-

• 40:20H. Foley?

  Nah, Coors Light, I think.

• 40:23Speaker 01

  I remember somebody had to vent.

• 40:25H. Foley?

  The vent?

• 40:25Speaker 01

  Someone had like a... There was like a line. I think Coors Light had like a line on the mouth of the can.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  Coors introduced their Wide Mouth in 1996 to reduce the glug effect.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  Yeah. But then they did a vent, too.

• 40:40H. Foley?

  A vent?

• 40:41Speaker 02

  I remember-

• 40:42Speaker 01

  Back when I was drinking. Like, that was when I was drinking them. Like, so high school, college years for us, probably.

• 40:47H. Foley?

  You know what blew my-

• 40:47Speaker 01

  It was like a little slit, kind of.

• 40:49H. Foley?

  You know what blew my mind? And I, to this day, I still don't understand the science behind it. And I guess it's only Guinness, but the nitrous thing in-

• 40:56Speaker 01

  I never got that. Vinny brought those on Senior Week. We were like, "What are you, a scientist? Got CO2 in your beers?"

• 41:03H. Foley?

  That wasn't nitrous in there, was it? It was CO2?

• 41:06Speaker 01

  I don't know, nitrogen? See if you can figure that out. It would just give it the hey- it gives it the foam. It would release like some-

• 41:12H. Foley?

  I don't like that. It smells like spray paint, when the balls were in there.

• 41:15Speaker 01

  I never got that.

• 41:16H. Foley?

  I didn't get what that was either.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  What?

• 41:17H. Foley?

  The balls in spray paint.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  I think that keeps it moving.

• 41:21H. Foley?

  That's what they tell you.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  Uh, pressurized nitrogen in the Guinness with a hollow plastic ball, and it gives you... Yeah, it mimics the draft stout on tap, creating the signature creamy, smooth head.

• 41:36H. Foley?

  You ever see those Japanese sodas that have the glass ball in there? You push them down?

• 41:39Speaker 02

  As a kid, that was huge.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  You are drinking Japanese sodas as a kid?

• 41:43Speaker 02

  You go to Sakura, the hibachi spot near us, everyone will get them.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  Wow, that's crazy.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  They were huge when I was a kid.

• 41:51H. Foley?

  I was 42 years old the first time I had one of those.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  Just had one like two months ago, actually, in fact.

• 41:56Speaker 01

  I've never had one. I don't know what you're talking about. I saw, uh... What do you think Denise was buying, Japanese soda? Last time I checked, we won the war, okay, guy?

• 42:08Speaker 01

  My grandfather didn't fight in Korea to take my shoes off and drink Japanese soda.

• 42:14H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Goddamn Patriots. Okay. Uh, I saw, uh...

• 42:20H. Foley?

  I'll have a Coke, thank you.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  Those need a wider mouth. You can't get any glugs in those.

• 42:25H. Foley?

  Dog, I need fifteen of those goddamn things.

• 42:27Speaker 01

  That's another thing with non-American fucking shit. It's like, "W-who is this for a baby?"

• 42:33H. Foley?

  Who, you fucking Bret Baer all of a sudden? The hell's going on?

• 42:36Speaker 01

  That paint guy?

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Baer paints?

• 42:43Speaker 01

  Oh, you're telling me you don't like American serving sizes? Is that what you're telling me?

• 42:47H. Foley?

  No, I do.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 42:48H. Foley?

  And I'll tell you what, on that note, Popeyes, that's not a large. Their large soda is whack. It's not a large. It's not a fucking McDonald's large. It's not a fucking Burger King large. It's bullshit.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 43:03H. Foley?

  Otherwise, I have no complaints.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Otherwise?

• 43:06H. Foley?

  No complaints.

• 43:08Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. Uh, this is from CN. Soul sister. $10 Soul sister.

• 43:14H. Foley?

  Hey, Soul sister. Hello, beautiful.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  Um, weird to call her beautiful.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  You've been saying that too much.

• 43:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:22H. Foley?

  About everybody?

• 43:23Speaker 02

  About, yeah, just any woman.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Mostly broads.

• 43:26H. Foley?

  Is that a little beautiful?

• 43:27Speaker 02

  You're just saying beautiful to like, any woman you're describing.

• 43:31H. Foley?

  That she's beautiful?

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:34H. Foley?

  Trying to be nice. Turn over and leave. When Lewis...

• 43:37Speaker 01

  She got an ace, dude, won't quit.

• 43:39H. Foley?

  You know what'd be cool if we brought back the kissing of the hand?

• 43:41Speaker 01

  Oh, would that be cool? Man, we've lost ya. You've gone full old man creepo. If you start wearing sweatpants.

• 43:49H. Foley?

  Kevin said you were the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. I wasn't expecting you to be the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. Enchanté.

• 43:58H. Foley?

  Rose blossom. Beautiful. No?

• 44:02Speaker 01

  Now, why don't you turn around so I can get a good look at ya?

• 44:06Speaker 01

  Man, you are gonna be an old creepy dude.

• 44:09H. Foley?

  No, don't say that. No, I'm not.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  First, you just said "enchanté" to a woman and...

• 44:13H. Foley?

  I was joking.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  That's...

• 44:17H. Foley?

  Goddamn, who's that?

• 44:18Speaker 01

  Holy... Aruga!

• 44:23Speaker 01

  Look at the Stenzon Blondie, huh? They're gonna be a real creepo depot.

• 44:28H. Foley?

  She keep you busy, huh? Uncle Hank got up.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  You got mirrors in your pants because they see me in them. Hate that.

• 44:38H. Foley?

  Get out of here with that shit.

• 44:40Speaker 01

  Uh huh. You believe in Area 51 because your ass is out of this world?

• 44:49H. Foley?

  What?

• 44:50Speaker 01

  What?

• 44:50H. Foley?

  I gotta get you out of the mall.

• 44:52Speaker 01

  I've written all these at Spencer's Gifts.

• 44:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, what'd you get?

• 44:54Speaker 01

  I got a t-shirt.

• 44:56H. Foley?

  Do you hear the salesman sitting at Brookstone? That you're hanging out with?

• 45:00Speaker 01

  You think my mall's got a, you think the Oxford Mall's got a Brookstone?

• 45:03H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 45:04Speaker 01

  Got two Annie Ans.

• 45:05H. Foley?

  Next thing you know, you're gonna be playing intermural, intermural basketball.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  I just think about me and the guys getting together.

• 45:12H. Foley?

  No.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  Why?

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Cause.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Cause why? What do you do? You're wearing your dead dad's clothes.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  You're breaking my stones for, for having a life and going to kids eat free hibachi on Tuesdays?

• 45:24H. Foley?

  I might start playing again.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  Playing what?

• 45:27H. Foley?

  Music.

• 45:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  Band hit me up.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 45:31H. Foley?

  Said they want to jam.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 45:33H. Foley?

  If I pay for the studio.

• 45:34Speaker 01

  Sure. Yeah, you're just a fat cash cow, huh?

• 45:39H. Foley?

  I'm not playing fucking intermural basketball with some fucking-

• 45:41Speaker 01

  You're playing intermural fucking rock band. What are you talking about?

• 45:45H. Foley?

  No, no.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  Might as well get you Guitar Hero. You got a better, you got a better chance of making it big.

• 45:51H. Foley?

  I fucking hated Guitar Hero.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  I loved it.

• 45:54H. Foley?

  I missed it and I sucked at it. I missed the wave and I sucked at it. I fucking hated that shit.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  I do-

• 46:02H. Foley?

  That ain't real music.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 46:04H. Foley?

  Ain't my rock and roll. Fucking Aerosmith, get the fuck out of here.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  The thing they did to get around like the, uh, not, whatever, they didn't use Aerosmith's fucking take. It was as made.

• 46:16H. Foley?

  I thought they did.

• 46:17Speaker 01

  No, it would say like, who, all the, they- They would get a version of the rights, but not to the song. So it would say as made famous by the Eagles.

• 46:26H. Foley?

  Huh. They had the Eagles on there?

• 46:28Speaker 01

  No, but played by whoever, you know, I don't know.

• 46:30H. Foley?

  What, they have Hotel California?

• 46:32Speaker 01

  I don't know. I'm just, just stop pinning me down. It was fucking, it was two decades ago.

• 46:36Speaker 02

  They did do a-

• 46:37H. Foley?

  A little talk for a video game, huh?

• 46:40Speaker 02

  They did a Guitar Hero Aerosmith version.

• 46:42Speaker 01

  Sure, but all of the songs early on, it said, "As made famous by", and they just had like studio musicians, you know what I mean?

• 46:50H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  Um, dude, I remember one time we were down the shore, and it hit big for me.

• 46:56H. Foley?

  Guys too old got into that.

• 46:57Speaker 01

  Guys, high school into college, we would just sit around like, you're just drinking in someone's basement and playing it.

• 47:02H. Foley?

  Guys my age were playing that. They got the drums.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  We had, somebody had the drums.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  The married guys.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  No, no, we were nineteen, yeah.

• 47:11H. Foley?

  I'm saying, the guys, they got the drums. The drums in your living room? Who's your wife fucking?

• 47:18Speaker 01

  Guess it ain't you.

• 47:19H. Foley?

  Fucking drum kit out?

• 47:20Speaker 01

  Um, so dude, I remember, it hit, it hit when like, our, it, when fucking, I don't know if it was like Call of Duty or what, like, video games were huge, and then this dropped, and you're like, what the fuck, and we're nineteen with nothing to do. Uh, so we got pretty good at it, you know what I mean, like, just sitting around like, high in a basement, Pat's basement, and...

• 47:42H. Foley?

  Did you play the Wii too?

• 47:43Speaker 01

  A little bit, we'd do Wii, but, it was just like drinking. It was just something to do while you're drinking in someone's house whose parents were

• 47:48H. Foley?

  I get kick rocks.

• 47:49Speaker 01

  Not home. It was fun for like, a minute, and then you like, figure it out or whatever, but uh...

• 47:54H. Foley?

  They got fucking bulldozed by Playstation, didn't they?

• 47:57Speaker 01

  Wii? I don't know. That was huge for a minute.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  The Wii was huge.

• 48:01H. Foley?

  Was it?

• 48:02Speaker 02

  They sold like, more consoles than anything.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  That brought Nintendo back.

• 48:05H. Foley?

  I was fucking yacked up in an apartment, what the fuck do I know?

• 48:08Speaker 02

  Wii was great.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Just trying to sell the controllers. But dude, I remember...

• 48:12H. Foley?

  I was checked out at the time.

• 48:14Speaker 01

  I was, I was, we were down the shore, and somebody was playing, they had it, and I was like, oh, I'll play, it was like the rock band, and someone was playing guitar, and I got behind the kit.

• 48:23H. Foley?

  Did ya?

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Trying to change the cymbals around and got it to my...

• 48:26H. Foley?

  There was no cymbals.

• 48:27Speaker 01

  I'm kidding, dude, what the fuck?

• 48:29Speaker 02

  They did have cymbals.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, there was...

• 48:31H. Foley?

  They did?

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Not like real... Dude farted, for sure. That's crazy, dude. It smells like a bunny rabbit's cage. That stinks, dude.

• 48:40H. Foley?

  I've been eating wood chips.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Oh, god. You're hor- you're...

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Came with the shirt.

• 48:51H. Foley?

  Shark, I'm still waiting on that goddamn seltzer.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  I don't save it.

• 48:57H. Foley?

  Was it only the drums and the guitar?

• 49:00Speaker 01

  And the singing.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Oh, because they had Rock Band, which was the whole.

• 49:04Speaker 01

  Rock Band was the, was the whole kit to Guitar Hero.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Guitar Hero just had, they were two separate games. Guitar Hero just had the guitar.

• 49:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rock Band had that, but I sat down, my brother was there.

• 49:13H. Foley?

  Thank you, Captain Loser.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  I was 12 when it came out.

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  He's still holding grudges.

• 49:24H. Foley?

  I was getting blown layaway.

• 49:27H. Foley?

  Like a jerk off. The singing.

• 49:30Speaker 01

  But um, I sat down, I started like playing pretty good and my brother Danny was there and we were like, everybody was like 10 beers deep and he was, did not like, he was like, dude, you fucking loser, just trashing me, trashing me.

• 49:44H. Foley?

  You're fucking ass crack sick now.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, wheezing and shit. Hit my inhaler. Alright guys, guys, oh, here comes the solo. And I'm all fucking, I'm locked in.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  Twirl on the stick around.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  Whatever.

• 49:57H. Foley?

  I've said it once and I've said it before. It was that, and, and listen, if you're Luke's age, his age, I get it, but dudes my age were fucking getting into it. They were doing that, they were reading Harry Potter and they fucking would show up to a party with fucking.

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Poker chips.

• 50:13H. Foley?

  Poker chips in a silver case.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  Can I bet you what they're not doing now? Wearing their dead dad's clothes. I guarantee you, anybody that was doing that is not rocking their dead dad's clothes who died three years ago.

• 50:23H. Foley?

  They all have kids in college and stuff like that.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're probably counting their 401Ks, not as, not asking for a bridge loan.

• 50:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:35H. Foley?

  You got me.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  So.

• 50:38H. Foley?

  Just shoot myself.

• 50:42H. Foley?

  I still didn't like it at the time.

• 50:44Speaker 01

  I get it. I get it.

• 50:46H. Foley?

  It's cool.

• 50:47Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 50:48Speaker 02

  Cultural phenomenon.

• 50:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. You didn't like, you did not like, this is your thing.

• 50:53H. Foley?

  I did not a play Texas Hold'em.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  You didn't like cultural phenomenons. You just, and you still don't.

• 50:57H. Foley?

  I like Thriller.

• 51:01H. Foley?

  I like Thriller, I like Bruno Mars. He's a cultural phenomenon.

• 51:05Speaker 01

  No, you didn't like stuff, and you don't, and it's fine, I'm not saying you have to, but that was, that's a great-

• 51:10H. Foley?

  I didn't like American Idol.

• 51:12Speaker 01

  You don't like stuff that people like. Especially if you don't hear about it first.

• 51:16H. Foley?

  Like what, like what?

• 51:18Speaker 01

  American Idol, rock band, poker chips.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  Harry Potter.

• 51:20Speaker 01

  Harry Potter.

• 51:21H. Foley?

  It's just a lot of reading.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 51:23H. Foley?

  I mean, God loved those kids, they read all those books, but people my age reading them?

• 51:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  I mean, you're sitting here debating the proper way to open a cereal box, so don't act like you're fucking standing on airs, okay? I know what I, you think you're not, you, you think you're better than that, and it's, you would love all of that stuff. If you got it.

• 51:45H. Foley?

  My mom wouldn't let me call the number.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  What number?

• 51:48H. Foley?

  American Idol.

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Oh no, we weren't allowed to do that.

• 51:51Speaker 02

  We called it.

• 51:52Speaker 01

  Of course you did, you rich motherfucker.

• 51:55H. Foley?

  Probably got a point on the records.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  Shout out Jordan Sparks.

• 51:59H. Foley?

  Jordan Sparks?

• 52:00Speaker 01

  That was like, we were a Justin Guarini fan, because he was from Upper Bucks County.

• 52:04H. Foley?

  God. When somebody popped from the local area.

• 52:08Speaker 01

  That, dude, that, when fucking, when Tom's Rivers in the Little League World Series.

• 52:12H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  You couldn't tell me shit, dude.

• 52:14H. Foley?

  That we were on the team.

• 52:15Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 52:16H. Foley?

  There was also an actress that was in Thirty Something, that was, that grew up in my, oh no, Maria Bello. You know Maria Bello, the actress?

• 52:23Speaker 01

  Was she in?

• 52:24H. Foley?

  Uh, a bunch of stuff. Very, very talented actor.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  Grown Ups, Grown Ups Two.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, she plays Kevin James's wife.

• 52:35H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:36H. Foley?

  Where's she from? She's from around there, down, down by us.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  Norristown, Pennsylvania.

• 52:40H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:42Speaker 01

  1967, she's your age, too.

• 52:45H. Foley?

  Funny. She's 10 years older than me.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  Beautiful.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, up front.

• 52:53H. Foley?

  You talking about me?

• 52:54Speaker 01

  What?

• 52:55H. Foley?

  Mall walker. Creep.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Trolling for chicks.

• 52:59H. Foley?

  That's what you do.

• 53:00Speaker 01

  Um...

• 53:00H. Foley?

  Probably got the sunglasses with the mirrors on the side.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  I got my, I got meta glasses on. Hey ladies?

• 53:10H. Foley?

  Those things stink.

• 53:11Speaker 01

  We had a kid, uh...

• 53:14Speaker 01

  He was in The Sixth Sense and 1600.

• 53:18H. Foley?

  Which one?

• 53:19Speaker 01

  He was Tony Donnelly was his name. He was a kid that said, "You wanna see my dad's gun."

• 53:23H. Foley?

  Ooh, you told me this.

• 53:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, and he was somebody in 1600. Was that with Denzel Washington? I never seen the...

• 53:29H. Foley?

  1600?

• 53:29Speaker 01

  I was... 1600, yeah.

• 53:31H. Foley?

  1300, 300, the Spartan movie?

• 53:33Speaker 01

  With Denzel Washington?

• 53:36Speaker 02

  On casting...

• 53:36Speaker 01

  No, 1600.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Uh, Fallen, right?

• 53:39H. Foley?

  1600?

• 53:40Speaker 01

  Maybe. Denzel Washington, is it about...

• 53:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, the horror movie.

• 53:43Speaker 01

  Are you looking at Tony Donnelly's IMDb?

• 53:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:45H. Foley?

  1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

• 53:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. Was it about the... Was it about the White House? Fallen?

• 53:51H. Foley?

  Fallen? No, Fallen was like, was with John Lithgow, where he was able to get into people's bodies. Wasn't it?

• 53:57Speaker 01

  It sounds freaky.

• 53:57H. Foley?

  Or maybe that's Rick and Shaggy.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  No, you're... Uh... No, you're wrong.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  It had a... Me? I thought it had to do with the White House.

• 54:04H. Foley?

  1600?

• 54:05Speaker 01

  I know.

• 54:05H. Foley?

  John Cusack was in it, I think.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  John Cusack. You like saying Cusack, don't you?

• 54:09H. Foley?

  Yeah. I used to love, love Cusack.

• 54:13H. Foley?

  Do you have an answer?

• 54:14Speaker 02

  There was just a secret, like, demon behind these murders, and Denzel's trying to solve it, not about the White House.

• 54:20H. Foley?

  1600?

• 54:21Speaker 02

  No, I don't know. Six... Now I'm...

• 54:23Speaker 01

  No, 1600's about the White House. He's on Fallen.

• 54:26H. Foley?

  Was John Lithgow in it?

• 54:30Speaker 01

  We gotta get back to the question.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  Alan Alda.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  Alan Alda.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  Alan Alda.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  Alan Alda wasn't in that. You know what the hell you're talking about?

• 54:36Speaker 02

  Murder at 1600.

• 54:38H. Foley?

  No. Different movie.

• 54:41Speaker 01

  Sweet. Okay, this is from CN Soul Sister. "Is it garbage if I use my grocery store's delivery app, but to cheat the $35 minimum, I add something expensive like crab legs that I know they're never gonna be in stock, so I just get a refund for the difference and still get the rest delivered?"

• 54:58H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 54:59Speaker 01

  Beating the system.

• 55:00H. Foley?

  That's a soul sister right there.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  That's bea... That's a beautiful soul sister right there. That's beating the fucking system? That's a victimless crime.

• 55:07H. Foley?

  Yes. Wow.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Right, cuz the corporation just takes.

• 55:12H. Foley?

  Uh huh. Unless you get some fucking hot shot shopper that tries to fucking get you something different. And they come home with fucking, you know, frozen spider crab legs or horseshoe crab.

• 55:27Speaker 01

  Bunch of hermit crab.

• 55:28H. Foley?

  That's smart. See?

• 55:30Speaker 01

  That's, that's great. That's great. You're working the system.

• 55:33H. Foley?

  I love it.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  Uh, this one's from Spitfire542. Shout out to you, my old school AOL screen name. $10 homie, had a few red. I can't explain it, but why does putting a t-shirt on while sitting down feel like absolute garbage?

• 55:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:47Speaker 01

  I don't know if I've ever done that. I don't have a sitting down t-shirt body.

• 55:51H. Foley?

  So you get out of a hospital bed.

• 55:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, I, I don't know if I've ever done that. Maybe in the car or something?

• 55:57H. Foley?

  Oh, in the car, it's cool. If you drive with no shirt on, you gotta throw a shirt on.

• 56:01Speaker 01

  Do you drive without a shirt on?

• 56:02H. Foley?

  I used to back in the day when I was in high school.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Not now.

• 56:05H. Foley?

  No. You get arrested.

• 56:06Speaker 01

  Get pulled over for flashing.

• 56:10H. Foley?

  Uh, I think maybe I have driven with my shirt off. In Hawaii a couple of times. You know, a little sunburnt, got the air on. Stop a Jack in the Box, get some of them taccos. Feel good.

• 56:24H. Foley?

  But I can never pull it off.

• 56:26Speaker 01

  Your t-shirt?

• 56:29Speaker 02

  No shirt, no shoes, big problem.

• 56:32H. Foley?

  That's not true. And that no shirt, that no shoes thing is bullshit. I used to love walking around without my shoes on.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  It's not a... What do you mean? It's not a law.

• 56:42H. Foley?

  Yeah, it is.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  No, it's not.

• 56:45H. Foley?

  Can't, you can't go to a 7-Eleven with no shoes on.

• 56:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's not the law. And by the way, I don't know, check, check the one by Port Authority. I'm pretty sure that's the least of their problems.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Buddy, this guy doesn't have a face and he's walking around, okay?

• 56:57H. Foley?

  This guy's actively bleeding.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, that was more of, uh...

• 57:04Speaker 01

  That's like, they just don't want hooligans running in there.

• 57:08H. Foley?

  Well, I think-

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Homeless people and stuff.

• 57:10H. Foley?

  It's your insurance thing. You step on a piece of glass or something like that, you got them.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  No, I think it's more of like a profiling thing. If you don't have shoes, they don't want you in there cuz you probably don't have money to buy a sandwich. If you don't have a shirt, same thing.

• 57:28H. Foley?

  True.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  That's how we got our first beer. We sent our boy Vinny with the skinny into Summerton Beverage in the summer with no shirt on. Cause he's Italian.

• 57:35H. Foley?

  Chest hair.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Chest hair like fucking hamburgers galore.

• 57:40H. Foley?

  Guy couldn't take his eye off his tits.

• 57:42Speaker 01

  Pepperonis. Um, yeah. Pro move. So, listen, underage kids out there, send your Italian friend in.

• 57:50H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Luke's got a lot of chest hair.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Luke does. That's weird.

• 57:55H. Foley?

  So weird.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  How hard is it to get beers now? Probably not hard with the technology these kids have, like IDs and stuff?

• 58:03Speaker 02

  The scanners are better, so it's like you kinda, like you have to bank on these places not having updated their scanners a lot of times, but...

• 58:10Speaker 01

  But I'm saying to get one, man, I mean, kids gotta be fucking 3D printing these in their rooms.

• 58:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. They are. Go to the black market.

• 58:18H. Foley?

  You are driving me crazy today. Scanner giving...

• 58:22Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:22H. Foley?

  Lost me on the garage. Whatever it is.

• 58:27H. Foley?

  Young kid.

• 58:28Speaker 01

  We should make you play.

• 58:30H. Foley?

  What?

• 58:31Speaker 01

  See how...

• 58:32H. Foley?

  I hate, I'm not good at it.

• 58:33Speaker 01

  See how much of a musician, it doesn't matter if you're a good musician, it translates.

• 58:36H. Foley?

  No, I'm not. I can't do it. I get, I get too nervous.

• 58:39Speaker 01

  Well, we can try. Yes.

• 58:41H. Foley?

  I don't have any rhythm to like hit the little, the little ding ding ding.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  That's rhythm though. You claim to be a musician.

• 58:45H. Foley?

  I don't, I, I've always said I don't have good rhythm.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  Okay. Don't, don't act like you talk about it that much.

• 58:50H. Foley?

  I've always said that.

• 58:51Speaker 01

  In every interview, I've always said.

• 58:53H. Foley?

  I don't have good rhythm.

• 58:54Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 58:54H. Foley?

  I can't really play the guitar like that.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:57H. Foley?

  I write a song. That's about it. Not a good one.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  You're a tortured genius, you know that? Really. I'm, I have this, I have these, I have these songs in me, but rhythmically, I can't get them out.

• 59:10H. Foley?

  Tortured genius. Talk to my underwear.

• 59:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  You'd be yelling at us to keep up with you or something as soon as that game came on.

• 59:19H. Foley?

  I'm telling you, I stink. I suck at it. That's why I don't like it. I'm a dickhead.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  Ryan, Ryan, buy a rock band.

• 59:26H. Foley?

  No, we don't got money for that.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, we do.

• 59:28H. Foley?

  It's tax season. You're fucking wandering a goddamn mall.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  Looking for deals.

• 59:36H. Foley?

  Going to kiosk business, this guy. That'll save us. Jesus Christ.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. Um, this one's for Mr. French. $10 campaign manager for the Ryan Foley 2028. Never had one read.

• 59:50H. Foley?

  I don't hate it.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  Was it garbage if you've never ran an annual mile in high school? I would hide behind the snack shack and smoke cigs only to fall in line on the average kid's final lap.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  My man.

• 1:00:00Speaker 01

  That's, good for you.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  That's not bad.

• 1:00:03H. Foley?

  I know you dreaded the, uh, president's, whatever that was every year.

• 1:00:08Speaker 01

  The annual whatever, yeah. I mean, it was the mile that was really the biggest challenge.

• 1:00:13H. Foley?

  What about climbing that rope? I know you're a fat ass.

• 1:00:16Speaker 01

  We didn't have to do the rope till like, I don't know if they changed it or whatever, but it was like after 6th grade, that rope never really came out.

• 1:00:22H. Foley?

  How dangerous was that?

• 1:00:23Speaker 01

  That's what I, we were at that age where they were like, "What the fuck?" You know what I mean? Like lawsuits started happening.

• 1:00:29H. Foley?

  It was like a 100-foot ceiling.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. No, that was in elementary school we had it, but I don't think we had it in...

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  John Stoles was the only kid that could do it. He would, he was like a spider monkey. Go straight up.

• 1:00:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, we had Ryan Wiggins.

• 1:00:40H. Foley?

  Yeah. One kid could do it.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:00:43H. Foley?

  That was it. And he'd be up there, you're like, "What the fuck?"

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:47H. Foley?

  He falls, he's dead.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Well, I had the...

• 1:00:49H. Foley?

  He's shaking the rope.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  I had the upper body strength of like an 8-year-old, but the torso of a plumber, so it was, it was tough to get myself up there. You know what I mean?

• 1:00:57H. Foley?

  So, a double negative. You had a bad upper body strength and a fat body.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:01:01H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  There you go, you put that together. For a guy who doesn't know rhythm, you sure picked up on that.

• 1:01:09H. Foley?

  I'm not sure if I should throw you straight. Babe, I caught the inside of your thighs and booed.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  I'd make up a fake, I'd show a rotator cut.

• 1:01:18H. Foley?

  I said Tommy John surgery.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  I'm 7. Ah, nah, I can't. I got the wrong shoes on. I wore my boots today.

• 1:01:27H. Foley?

  I fucked up my elbow throwing curveballs.

• 1:01:28Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. I would, but I got my keys on. I don't want to puncture my scrotum.

• 1:01:39H. Foley?

  I got one of them switchblade gobs in my pocket. Cut my nuts off, teach.

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  I'm gonna pop out back for a heater, I'll see you in a bit.

• 1:01:50H. Foley?

  Put me down for a see, huh?

• 1:01:54H. Foley?

  Fuck that. Did you guys ever get into the, uh, the, whatever those things are?

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  What's that? Do that again.

• 1:02:03H. Foley?

  The things on a stick that had like ribbons on the end?

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  What am I, in the color guard? Shut up.

• 1:02:10H. Foley?

  No, we did that for a little while.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  We were in ballet class?

• 1:02:13H. Foley?

  No, gym.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:02:15H. Foley?

  I don't know what it was, it was a stick that had like a little...

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  That they do in the Olympics and shit.

• 1:02:19H. Foley?

  They do that in the Olympics? It's an Olympic sport?

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  Not the straight one. You're in there with your fucking, you're in there in your little singlet, your little fucking pecker hanging out.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Your dad's yelling at you.

• 1:02:32H. Foley?

  Put that thing down!

• 1:02:35H. Foley?

  Dad, I like it!

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, instead of pom poms.

• 1:02:40H. Foley?

  I love pom poms.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:02:41H. Foley?

  Fascinating. I don't know why.

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:02:47H. Foley?

  This fucking kid with the seltzer.

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  He's got headphones in, he's editing.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  He's putting a laugh track in.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  He's got one, Shark, there, there he is.

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  I got you, buddy. Thanks, buddy. Shark, say hi to the folks. What's going on, everyone? Beat it.

• 1:03:09H. Foley?

  Shark, I was kidding, but thank you.

• 1:03:11Speaker 01

  No, you weren't.

• 1:03:12H. Foley?

  I was.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  Um, this one's from Jammed Up Jake, $10 homie, haven't had one read, is it garbage to grab hot food at a gas station? From like a hot bar? Get to the register, then say you forgot your wallet since you, they legally cannot put it back. The first time I genuinely forgot my wallet and they let me take it anyway, the second time I was little Jammed Up and figured I would see if lightning strikes twice, it does.

• 1:03:35H. Foley?

  I don't know if that's gonna work.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  I don't think that's happening in New York City. I think they're going, and if they, if, if the, oh, at our deli, the deli knows you, it'll let it slide. I don't think. If you're just a random guy in there, they're going.

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  They're taking it, throwing it out.

• 1:03:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, or somebody, one of the, they'll probably give it to someone on the staff, like, hey, you want this?

• 1:03:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, but I respect the hustle.

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  For sure, completely.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  You know, I gotta be honest with you. This isn't a general thing, but every once in a while, you find a hot bar at a gas station where it's like killer. Like Bourdain will be there.

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  I'd lose me with that shit. I like, I mean, I like the ba, I like bad convenience store food. I'm big on the taquitos. I'm, I think, I've had wings. I like the pizza from 7-Eleven. The wings at 7-Eleven, if they've been sitting there long enough, are fucking killer.

• 1:04:23H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  Killer.

• 1:04:24H. Foley?

  Never had them.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Ah, I remember one night, eh, a couple of beers.

• 1:04:28H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  I probably posted up on the hood of this car out front, the one, right next to the ready.

• 1:04:33H. Foley?

  Crispy?

• 1:04:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, we were ordering by the dozen. Go get a dozen more, go get a dozen.

• 1:04:37H. Foley?

  Cause you know what my move is now? Dry wings, sauce on the side.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  Big dry wing guy.

• 1:04:43H. Foley?

  Dry wing.

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  I don't even do sauce on the side. I don't even need it.

• 1:04:46H. Foley?

  Tell you, Whitpain Tavern, delicious wings. Shout out to it.

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:50H. Foley?

  Delicious wings. Good food.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Good for them. Uh, all right, let's see here. This one's good. This is from No Ketchup. Uh, $10 Gen Z representative, never had one read. Is it garbage when you're riding through the country and see an expensive house and your dad says they got a million dollars in fence alone? That's a big thing that I just saw the other day. My family, everyone in my family has done it. We did it when we were down at the house in Tampa, me and Colin did it. I'm out back and I'm going, they probably got a hundred thousand dollars in trees right here.

• 1:05:25H. Foley?

  Pricing it up.

• 1:05:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25H. Foley?

  Fences are expensive.

• 1:05:26Speaker 01

  Fences are expensive.

• 1:05:28H. Foley?

  Expensive. They bang you the fuck out.

• 1:05:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:32H. Foley?

  Bang you out.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:05:34H. Foley?

  Next thing you know, you got a chain.

• 1:05:34Speaker 01

  I feel like you guys don't have a fence. Don't, don't, you're, you know what the trashiest fence is? When your neighbors, all of your neighbors have a fence, so you don't really have a fence.

• 1:05:43H. Foley?

  No, we have a fucking fence around the backyard.

• 1:05:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05:47H. Foley?

  She just had it done.

• 1:05:47Speaker 01

  You sound like a guy who doesn't have a fence around the back.

• 1:05:50H. Foley?

  She just had it done a couple of years ago. Or no, during the pandemic. Pandemic. Yeah, I got a fence, nice white fence.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  Good. I gotta, I gotta get a new gate on my fence. I got a bad gate.

• 1:06:01H. Foley?

  Got a lot to do down there.

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  I have.

• 1:06:03H. Foley?

  Book that place up for the spring and summer.

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. You really say it with an attitude, you know that?

• 1:06:11H. Foley?

  You need the beds done.

• 1:06:12Speaker 01

  You could hook some shit up too.

• 1:06:13H. Foley?

  I'll come down and do it.

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  No. In your life, you could hook some shit up.

• 1:06:17H. Foley?

  I'm working on that.

• 1:06:18Speaker 01

  I'm working on my shit. You're also the king of like, I'm like, I need to do this, and then you yell at me that I need to do it.

• 1:06:24H. Foley?

  Get the beds done.

• 1:06:25Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Get a new shirt. Get a shirt that a guy didn't die in. Can you do that?

• 1:06:29H. Foley?

  A dad didn't die in-

• 1:06:30Speaker 01

  I had the beds done last year.

• 1:06:32H. Foley?

  The most-

• 1:06:33Speaker 01

  You haven't been there in how long?

• 1:06:35H. Foley?

  You don't invite me.

• 1:06:36Speaker 01

  You've been invited, you don't show up.

• 1:06:37H. Foley?

  And that's not true.

• 1:06:38Speaker 01

  That is very true.

• 1:06:39H. Foley?

  Last time I was there was when I met your mother-in-law.

• 1:06:41Speaker 01

  And you go, "Do I have to come in?" First of all, that was a year ago.

• 1:06:45H. Foley?

  That was a year ago?

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  It wasn't a week ago.

• 1:06:47H. Foley?

  Holy shit. That was a year ago?

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  Nine, 10 months ago, yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  It's been a long summer. Alright, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:06:59H. Foley?

  Gang, I'm gonna tell you this.

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:01H. Foley?

  I speak for myself, not Kevin.

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  Never liked the guy. I don't know why he keeps showing up here.

• 1:07:06H. Foley?

  Grab some tickets for the live show, come see us. We got that Netflix's Joke Festival out there in Los Angeles, California.

• 1:07:11Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:12H. Foley?

  Need all the support I can get out there. Fuck, man, don't do good in LA.

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:15H. Foley?

  Chicago, Bloomington, Indiana, Comedy Attic we're hitting.

• 1:07:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:07:20H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 1:07:20Speaker 01

  I mean, the limited tickets to the second show, we're doing two shows Friday, In-N-Out.

• 1:07:25H. Foley?

  And Nashville's sold out.

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  Nashville's sold out. Shows are selling out.

• 1:07:28H. Foley?

  We're doing the Comedy Fest down there.

• 1:07:29Speaker 01

  Doing the Comedy Fest.

• 1:07:30H. Foley?

  Zany's.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Zanny's.

• 1:07:31H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:32H. Foley?

  We love you, we'll see you next week.

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  Peace.