Insane Clown Posse!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:24Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:24H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out that they're going to be classy.

• 0:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:29H. Foley?

  But they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:30Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:31H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She was sliding off her seat at breakfast.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:38H. Foley?

  With the two guys we got in here tonight.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  She's a big fan.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  Very excited. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, and he is my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 0:50Speaker 02

  What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, you join the over 15,000 members of Patreon, gang.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  Shout out to the homies. And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have two incredibly special guests. Here with us today for the first time. For over 35 years, they have been an absolute force of nature. They have a brand-new album out right now, The Knot. They are on tour right now. Ladies and gentlemen, for the Juggalos, for the Juggalats, for the family, Violent J, Shaggy Too Dope, and Saint Clown Posse.

• 1:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27H. Foley?

  Gentlemen!

• 1:28Speaker 02

  My guys.

• 1:30H. Foley?

  We just watched the doc that they did on you guys about the gathering of the Juggalos.

• 1:34Speaker 02

  It's very cool.

• 1:34H. Foley?

  Loved it.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:36Speaker 04

  Which document? Which one?

• 1:37Speaker 02

  It was the American Juggalo?

• 1:38Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah. About the FBI shitting on it?

• 1:41Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:41H. Foley?

  What? FBI?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  I missed that one. No, yeah, there's a... I mean, it's so cool what you guys have created, and, you know, the family, I mean, for lack of a better word, it's what it's called, the family of it is very, very fucking cool. It's cool to see.

• 1:54Speaker 03

  It is, man. It's very unique, maybe the last subculture in America.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  I don't think you're wrong, is everything kind of bleeds together a little bit. You guys have really carved out quite a world for yourselves. It's really cool.

• 2:05H. Foley?

  We're gonna ask you about growing up, but what's this about the FBI?

• 2:09Speaker 03

  In 2011, the FBI named Juggalos a gang.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 2:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, one of the top 10 gangs in the country.

• 2:18Speaker 04

  Along with Crips, Bloods, MS-13, Aryan, whatever the fuck.

• 2:23H. Foley?

  Talking about No Bad Press. That's fantastic.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  That's what we said at first.

• 2:29Speaker 03

  But then it started having repercussions, you know what I mean? You know, juggalos started getting, if they get popped for a little bit of weed or some, you know, they get sentenced as a gang member, you know, they enter this gang member file and they get logged on as a gang member and if they're fighting for custody with their ex or something, there's suddenly a gang member in the eyes of the law, you know?

• 2:50Speaker 04

  They're trying to get into the military and they got Hatchet Man tattooed, they're tatted up gang member.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  People started losing their jobs and it's just gotten insane, you know what I mean?

• 2:59Speaker 04

  See how it goes from like, oh, that's awesome, to what the fuck that quick?

• 3:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck. Did they loosen that up? Well, we had to march around Washington.

• 3:06Speaker 04

  No shit?

• 3:07Speaker 03

  And it worked? Well, first we tried to sue the FBI four times and it got thrown out each time.

• 3:11Speaker 04

  Dude, you're the first, you guys are the first guys to ever sue the FBI and I fucking respect you. What they did is they, they never apologized, they never took us off, but what they did is they just said, that list doesn't exist no more, we don't do it no more.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  Good. Damn musician.

• 3:26Speaker 04

  We want a fucking apology. Yeah, no, I agree.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  But yeah, we marched around Washington.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  At least in official, no you ain't, because like, there's still like little towns across America that get gang funded because they have juggalos, so there's still people that take advantage of that.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  That's really what the whole thing was in these rural towns, you got the police, the police force can say, hey, there's a gang here, so they get extra funding from the government to fight that gang. That gang ain't nothing but juggalos hanging out the park.

• 3:52Speaker 04

  And rural Barnyard, Ohio, you know, they got a bad gang problem out there, you know?

• 3:59Speaker 04

  That's crazy. They got two juggalos that live in the town. And so then they get probably some sort of government funding.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Twenty-three million dollars. They get the funding and that's why they all say it's a gang, you know, it's all just, you know, there was a book that came out about it, I couldn't even finish the book. I only got halfway through it, it's giving me panic attacks.

• 4:14Speaker 04

  That's how those little, those little police stations get those brand new shiny SUVs and shit. They get the tanks and shit because they get this to stop the juggalos.

• 4:21Speaker 03

  That's all ICP money. Wow, man, but that, that, that was-

• 4:25Speaker 04

  And then it was repercussions on us, too. A bunch of, like, retailers dropped our shit because it was now gang apparel.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Our concerts became gang rallies, the insurance went up, you know what I'm saying?

• 4:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was all types of shit.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, we got, it got, it was rough. It was really rough. But, um, after we did the march in 2017, it got so much press and stuff that we feel like its purpose was served, you know what I mean? We feel like it-

• 4:48Speaker 04

  It got attention brought to it, which is what we wanted.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  It got so much attention and everybody was like, "That shit is so ridiculous. Love them or hate them, that shit's ridiculous," you know what I mean?

• 4:55Speaker 04

  Nah, for sure, for sure.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  So, it feels like things have gotten better, you know? We're back in Hot Topics, you know, we're back in, we're back in-

• 5:01Speaker 04

  Spencer's, all that good shit.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  And Spencer's and shit.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  You guys are doing hard brick and mortar retail. That's fucking awesome. That's crazy, dude.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  Couple of movers and shakers. Alright, let's change gears, lighten it up a little bit. Um, so you guys are both from Detroit?

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 5:16Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  Right? Um, starting off with the same, with the question, what was the grocery store that you guys went to as a kid?

• 5:22Speaker 04

  Uh, from what I remember, it was either Chatham's or Farmer Jack's.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  Farmer Jack's or A- A&P was called.

• 5:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, A&P, too, yep.

• 5:30Speaker 04

  Shout out A&P, it's a fine-

• 5:31Speaker 04

  My mom used to work at A&P at the deli counter. Deli counter, very nice. That's a good job there. Amongst a, a lot of other jobs.

• 5:39H. Foley?

  What was the growing up situation? Who had it worse? Who had it better?

• 5:42Speaker 04

  I don't know. I think, I think we both had it shitty in different ways.

• 5:47H. Foley?

  Blue collar neighborhood?

• 5:48Speaker 04

  Oh, no question.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Extremely poverty for me, man. Both of us, extreme poverty, food stamps, powdered milk, blocked cheese, you know what I'm saying? Broken home. I've had, I've had three, three dads.

• 6:00Speaker 04

  Drug addict, alcoholic, family members, you know what I'm saying?

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Molestation, fucking, uh, my real father left when I was two.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 6:09Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Child abuse, all of that good, family-friendly shit.

• 6:12H. Foley?

  Good old, good old hearty hometown American shit. Understandable.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Okay, huh.

• 6:19Speaker 04

  Are you giving us check marks?

• 6:23H. Foley?

  So far, you're winning. Don't worry, you're killing it.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  I don't think it's a question of, you know, if you're garbage or not, it's how much garbage, which we fucking love. Uh, what was the first, I mean, being that you're musicians, one of the common questions, what is the first concert you guys went to as individuals? Like as a kid and or teenager or whatever?

• 6:40Speaker 03

  It may have been the same one.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  I, I want to say it was Boogie Down Productions.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 6:45Speaker 04

  Where KRS-One and them?

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Uh huh, no shit. That's a great, KRS-One's a great first concert.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was that.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  My first one was, uh, Sir Mix-a-Lot.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  No shit?

• 6:55Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I forgot about Mix-a-Lot, yeah. I think that's, but I'm not sure if I want to Boogie Down Productions or Mix-a-Lot first, but they, they used to always have this, uh, these shits downtown in Detroit called Throw the Joe, Joe Louis Arena.

• 7:07H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 7:07Speaker 04

  Where they just like put on, wasn't a tour or nothing like that, because there's no rap tours back then. And they just throw like five, six different rappers onstage and there'd be, you know, like quarter of the, the arena filled and just fun fights everywhere.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Sounds sick.

• 7:23Speaker 04

  All types of good shit. But those were always the shit to go to because you just get to see such a mix of people, you know, it'd be like Ice Cube, Big Daddy Kane, Third Base, and you know what I'm saying? MC Light, you know?

• 7:34Speaker 03

  Look, yeah, me too, man.

• 7:36H. Foley?

  That's awesome, MC Sir, The Gasface, great video.

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Look at you with the deep cuts.

• 7:41H. Foley?

  I know what's going on.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  That was a, that was a pop hit.

• 7:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, that was my, that was my era.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Uh, what was the first job each one of you had? Like first proper, you know, got a paycheck?

• 7:51Speaker 04

  Caddy, caddy.

• 7:51H. Foley?

  No shit?

• 7:52Speaker 02

  At a golf course?

• 7:53Speaker 04

  Ten years old, carrying golf clubs.

• 7:55H. Foley?

  Holy shit. Public course, private course?

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Private course, my mom, my mom worked in, in, uh, Birmingham at a, um, which is like a fancy neighborhood, you know? And, uh, she was a janitor at a church, so she used to drop us off at the golf course in the morning and pick us up on our way home from work in the afternoon, you know what I mean? We'd be out there caddying all fucking day.

• 8:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's crazy shit because like the year before me and my brother had met this fella, uh, we were caddies at a different place. And so when we all like linked up, we all ended up being caddies at the same place.

• 8:25H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 8:26Speaker 04

  So somehow we were just all, I was 10.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  How, and how old were you?

• 8:30Speaker 04

  When I started, I was 11 once I.

• 8:31H. Foley?

  When you guys met?

• 8:32Speaker 03

  I'm two years older than him.

• 8:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, so he, he originally like was, was cool, my older brother.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Your older brother.

• 8:37H. Foley?

  You guys fucking caddied together and now look at you.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  That's insane. That's what a fucking origin story.

• 8:44Speaker 03

  Man, I've worked over 50 jobs before I, before I started rapping for a living.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  What do you think the best one was and what do you think the worst one? What ones you hate the most?

• 8:52Speaker 03

  Uh, probably the best one was at a place called Frank's Nursery and Crafts.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  I remember Frank's. I worked at Frank's.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  Because I used to steal major from there.

• 9:01Speaker 02

  I got a lot of mulch coming.

• 9:02Speaker 03

  All the shit and put it by the dumpster in the alleyway and come back and get it after work and we used to sell that shit.

• 9:07Speaker 04

  Tree hustle. They had the Christmas tree hustle.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, we'd give all our friends a happy Christmas every year.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  I love that. Get back to the family.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, and also the hustle was selling the Christmas trees because the people would come out to buy a Christmas tree, right? And they would see the price and it would say 50 bucks and then it would be underneath it, say 50 bucks. You rip the bottom of the tag, give it to the customer and they would go in and pay for it. So then they would say, look, man, just give me 40, I'll give you 40 bucks right here if you just carry it straight out to my car. I'd be like, word. You know what I mean? And just be carrying them straight out to the car, getting paid all night. I mean, we, I was making like 300 bucks a night doing that shit.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  You know, it's funny this came up because we were actually just talking about this type of shit earlier. Um, my brother had a job at this gas station that he got through like a family friend or something like that, you know what I mean? So it was like, it was the night shift. So like, he was in on it.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Right away, he's in on it.

• 9:59Speaker 04

  We would just go up there every night and rob the fuck out of the place. You know what I'm saying?

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Just from the register?

• 10:04Speaker 04

  And sniff gas. Talking about that too.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Of course. It's the goddamn holidays. What are you doing?

• 10:11H. Foley?

  We used to have, I mean, we used to have a little bit of a scam. We worked at Hess gas station. They used to have this promotion where if you got $10 of premium gas, you got a dollar off and you had a coupon that you'd fill out. But people would always get a floater gallon. It would never just be 10. It'd be like 10.6. So we'd add it all up at the end of the day and walk away whenever that cash was left over and fill out bullshit coupons.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  Right in that pocket, B. I like that.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Any, any, any workplace scams, great.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is. I, I agree.

• 10:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, it seems like, like, you know, when you're getting like menial jobs like that, that's the first thing you do is scheme how to rip them off.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  Well, it depends on the, it always, if you got a good guy to train you, who's like, "Listen, this is what you have to do, this is what you can get away with." That was always great, those shitty jobs.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  And there was so much you can get away with back when we were young. You know this man? The same amount of shit.

• 11:00Speaker 04

  I was a bag groceries at a grocery store. And, you know, saying people would come in with their, in Michigan, you got 10 cent bottle deposit. Oh, that's right. So they come in with their little bag, your homie would come up with like 10 bottles, and you just ring them up for like 30 dollars worth of bottles, and they just turn in the slip. Or, you know what I'm saying, somebody would get some cigarettes, so you had to go to this special room to get the cigarettes, they give you the key, just stuff cartons down your shit, you know, fucking flip them hoes.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Man, I like it. Yeah. We are off to the fucking rate.

• 11:31Speaker 04

  Nonstop.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  We got Huffing Gays and FBI already.

• 11:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, we could be here for days just out of work hustles. Any pets growing up? Yeah, I always had a dog.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Okay. And, and, boy, it's like mangy cats. No, it was always like mutts, and then, you know, they're like, I got, I got, we, we always rotate between like four or five dogs, depending upon what year it is, you know, me and my wife and my kids and all that. And we take such immaculate care of our animals, you know what I'm saying? Like vets, regular checkups, you know what I'm saying? One of my dogs before swallowed a corn cob of bull terrier, ended up costing like 30 grand at the cert, you know what I'm saying? Sure.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:08Speaker 04

  When we were kids, we had a dog, that motherfucker was sick. Yo, so sad, too bad, you know what I'm saying? Lock that motherfucker outside so he don't shit in the house, you know? Shaggy, get the shovel.

• 12:21Speaker 04

  I mean, you guys are doing very well. That's all behind us now, right? Yeah, yeah.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  We'll take care of you.

• 12:25Speaker 04

  I would love to be my dog.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  You could treat it well, man. What kind do you have now?

• 12:31Speaker 03

  That's just understatement, I would love to be my dog, to just sit around the house all day fucking eating.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Hell yeah, eating and shitting, that's what I'm talking about.

• 12:37Speaker 04

  Right, yeah, yeah.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  I doubt that's eating generic kibble either, it's probably on fucking raw diets and shit.

• 12:43Speaker 03

  You don't even give a fuck what's on TV, you just don't even pay attention to it, you just lay.

• 12:47Speaker 04

  You don't give a fuck, right, you just catching some warm sun through the window.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  These two guys out doing tours and shit jealous of their dogs in the house.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  Let me ask you this. How were the grades?

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Considering I got a fucking ninth grade education.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  I got, listen, I'm no exaggeration over here. I failed second grade, so I had to do it twice, right?

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Who the fuck failed second grade?

• 13:13Speaker 03

  Me. And also, by the time I was in seventh grade, I failed it, right? But I was too old.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  You aged out.

• 13:24Speaker 03

  For them to hold me back, you know what I mean?

• 13:26Speaker 04

  You can't be 20 years old in the third grade.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta start working at Frank's, dude. Get this motherfucker to Frank's, quick.

• 13:32Speaker 04

  He had babies to feed.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  And I come to find out that when you're in middle school, you can't flunk a class in middle school. Because then you'd be too, you'd be driving in middle school, you know what I mean?

• 13:41Speaker 02

  They didn't like you driving to seventh grade.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  So they passed you anyway, you know? But I got straight Es all the way my whole life. I mean, I even, we put a book out and I got my old credit, uh, what do they call them? Report cards? I got my old report cards printed in the book. Straight Es.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Es and Is, you know, for incomplete.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Incomplete.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, I actually, I actually got a high school diploma.

• 14:06H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 14:06Speaker 04

  But not from high school.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  Okay. After, what year did you stop going to school?

• 14:11Speaker 04

  I was 15 or 16 and I stopped going to school and, uh, well, and when I was in school, I'd get all Is, which are incompletes, because I didn't go to school when I was in school.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  So I'd just go out and hustle all day and then just come home afterwards.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  He's got a high school diploma, but it's not his though.

• 14:28Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah, it's been handed down through the family.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  It's actually an heirloom by now.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  It's my great, great grandfather, the only guy to graduate high school.

• 14:37Speaker 04

  But no, so I dropped out of school, took a couple of years off, fucked around and then like, it broke my mom's heart, you know what I'm saying? Because like she, she, nobody in my family, you know, never did shit, you know what I'm saying? So, so, you know, if you can't finish school, you ain't gonna do nothing in life type shit. So I went to like this like. School. I guess.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying? And, and got my diploma. I'd go three hours a day, go, go to sleep. Do like two like second grade math sheets.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  And then.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  I got.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  For like six months and they gave, they gave me a, a high school diploma.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  What's that day, so you drop out of fifteen, sixteen. What's that day look like? You wake up sixteen. What are you doing?

• 15:19Speaker 04

  I.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  Don't tell them. Stealing.

• 15:21Speaker 04

  Yeah. I would wake up, my boy would pick me up.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:25Speaker 04

  And I'd, I'd go through the orders that I had for people and I'd go lift it from wherever. You know what I'm saying?

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Orders?

• 15:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, like people would be like, yo, I want these kind of jeans, this and that. So you go and.

• 15:36Speaker 02

  No shit?

• 15:36Speaker 04

  And you would procure.

• 15:39Speaker 02

  As for stealing, people are like, can you get me a pair of guest jeans?

• 15:42Speaker 04

  Right, so my main hustle was like.

• 15:44H. Foley?

  Procure, good word.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Uh, especially for like, for like teenagers was like beer and cigarettes.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Right.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  We, we like had so many scams where we just hit licks, like the, all these like cigar stores where you go in the humidifier and they just have stacks of cartons. So you sell like cartons for like ten dollars a carton, you know what I'm saying?

• 15:59Speaker 02

  So you were really just stealing shit and selling it?

• 16:01Speaker 04

  You know, but still. Oh yeah, no doubt. Yeah, car radio, I mean, everything, you know what I'm saying? You can't even steal car radios now.

• 16:05H. Foley?

  Can you hotwire?

• 16:06Speaker 02

  This guy's still trying to steal a car radio.

• 16:07Speaker 04

  You can't. I mean, don't, don't nobody have a radio in their car. It's just a computer screen. What the fuck do you steal out of that?

• 16:14Speaker 04

  Don't nobody want an extra computer screen at their house?

• 16:16Speaker 02

  You know, he's tried, yeah.

• 16:17H. Foley?

  He's a millionaire, he's still clocking the radio.

• 16:18Speaker 02

  I get that out of there.

• 16:19Speaker 03

  Every time my car stereo would get stole for the rest of my life, I would always think that's karma coming back.

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, no question. Like a, a house getting broke into, car getting fucking broke into, anything. It's just like, yo, I can't say shit.

• 16:31H. Foley?

  Did you ever hit his car by accident as a kid?

• 16:34Speaker 04

  What? Yes, you did! Oh, I thought you meant like ran into me.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  No, why? Did you hit each other?

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Well, he hit me. We'll, we'll still argue to the fucking death over what happened in this accident.

• 16:44Speaker 02

  I love this.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  But one time, one time, we stole a car stereo and it had our CD in it.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  That's sick.

• 16:53Speaker 04

  Actually, it was a cassette.

• 16:54Speaker 03

  A cassette.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  Damn, he's got it banging for a long time.

• 16:57H. Foley?

  How sick is that? When you saw that, were you like, oh, fuck?

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Did you put it back?

• 17:00Speaker 03

  Install it back in.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Leave two concert tickets.

• 17:03Speaker 04

  I felt bad.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  I'm out there with a toolkit trying to figure out how to install that bitch back in.

• 17:09H. Foley?

  Okay, but let's talk about Hollow Socks.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  Hollow Socks.

• 17:12H. Foley?

  We're talking about premium alpaca boot socks, baby. Cause there's nothing worse when you got synthetic socks on, you got cotton socks on, you got wool socks on, your feet are freezing, but they're still sweating.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 17:26H. Foley?

  Then you go to the summer and you're cooking in there. It's like a sauna in them johns. You know what I mean?

• 17:31Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 17:31H. Foley?

  We're talking about fantastic premium alpaca boot socks from our good friends at Hollow Socks. Do yourself a favor. We're talking about quality. We're talking about comfort. We're talking about Hollow Socks.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're great with work boots, uh, winter commutes. And listen, we're in a, we're in a dog days of winter right now. And you lose your, you work outside, you got a long commute and a what? You lose your feet. You're done. It's like losing a room to the air conditioner. You can't, your body goes. Any construction worker worth their, worth, worth their weight in salt will tell you, you gotta take care of them tootsies.

• 18:03H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  Uh, we'll spend $300 on boots and then you throw $2, uh, you know, Costco socks on and you're wondering why your feet are hot, cold, sweaty, gross.

• 18:12H. Foley?

  Great point.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  Um, they have everyday socks. They have hunting socks, trade socks, compression socks. They got it all. For a limited time, Hollow Socks is having a buy two, get two free sale. Head to hollowsocks.com today to check it out. That's hollowsocks.com for up to 50% off your order. After you purchase, they're gonna ask you how you heard about them. You can support the show and tell them the boys sent you. Do it.

• 18:32H. Foley?

  Kev, we gotta talk about Aura Frames.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  Shout out to Aura, Aura, Aura Frames.

• 18:35H. Foley?

  Aura Frames, baby. Talk about, if you, if you're jammed up on a gift.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 18:39H. Foley?

  What are you getting?

• 18:40Speaker 02

  Aura Frames.

• 18:40H. Foley?

  You're getting an Aura Frame. If you're not jammed up, you should get an Aura Frame. Every broad in your life should get an Aura Frames this year.

• 18:47Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 18:47H. Foley?

  Grandmothers, aunts, girlfriends, wives, uh, gomads, whatever. Get everybody an Aura Frame. They're absolutely fantastic. You throw it on the kitchen counter, you throw it on the mantle, they get to upload pictures and they get to know exactly what's going on. You don't think your grandmom in Toledo would wanna know what little Billy's doing every second of every day?

• 19:07Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:07H. Foley?

  Aura Frames, baby.

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, also too, these older ladies and gentlemen, they're not great with technology.

• 19:13H. Foley?

  No.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  They think this Is space age technology.

• 19:16H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  There you're, someone's gonna come over, gonna go, "Look at what Billy got me. Look at what they, it's updated pictures. He updates it every day with the week, the kids are on vacation. This is them in Florida. This is them ignoring my phone calls. The whole nine yards. You gotta do it. It's fantastic. Everybody, they, I mean, listen, every female in my life, grandmother, both sides, everybody has gotten Aura Frames and they love it.

• 19:38H. Foley?

  Don't about the Carver Matte Frames.

• 19:40Speaker 02

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• 20:06Speaker 04

  Can you hotwire a car? Back then, could you? No. No? I knew how to, like. Smash a window? Pop a clutch and start a car. Okay. Hotwire it though, you know? That was always fun doing that. Popping the clutch and pushing. Cause, cause a lot of, a lot of mechanics back then, cause there was a lot more stick shift cars, like there'd be cars in there that just were like missing a gear.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  Right.

• 20:27Speaker 04

  One gear was fucked up, so they still worked.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. What, uh, speaking of cars, what was each of yours first car that you owned individually?

• 20:36Speaker 03

  Eighty, eighty, oh shit, let me think.

• 20:39Speaker 02

  And what year was this?

• 20:40Speaker 03

  Eighty-three.

• 20:41Speaker 04

  The Velari?

• 20:42Speaker 03

  Eighty-three Velari?

• 20:43Speaker 04

  I don't know a year.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  No, seventy was a seventy car.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  It was a reliable piece of shit though.

• 20:49Speaker 03

  I remember the year, but it was, it was a Velari. And it was, it was Doodoo Brown.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  Doodoo Brown Velari. My mom, God bless her heart, my mom was so proud to give me that car.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying?

• 21:02Speaker 04

  I got, uh, uh, my brother had got a car and it didn't work, so it got handed to me. And so I got to work a little bit, but it didn't have no brakes. So you just had to idle down side streets and use your foot to stop.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  I only drove it a couple times.

• 21:18H. Foley?

  Taking forty-five minutes to get home?

• 21:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's better than walking. Of course.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ, man. And then what was the first car you guys, when you guys were like, did you guys have, whose car were you using if you were going to do shows? Or once you guys started working together, what was that car?

• 21:33Speaker 04

  We, we bought one together, but it ended up being his, a Geo Tracker.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  Damn, you're doing it.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  With fat wheels and purple lights up under it.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Ground effects?

• 21:40Speaker 04

  And all that shit, it's so corny now. We were so geeked, man, that thing was, man.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Those ground effects were big for a while, though.

• 21:47Speaker 04

  Oh, they were big pain in the ass, is what they were.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  This thing was a wreck though, man, them ground effects started hanging off.

• 21:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, we, we, they're all held up by speaker wire and shit up underneath them.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Zip ties and shit.

• 21:57Speaker 03

  Tuck tape and shit. Brand new, and it was a wreck after a week, you know what I mean? Ground effects dragging and shit.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Damn, you got it brand new?

• 22:05Speaker 04

  No, no, it was, no, it was new.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  At a lot, it was at a lot, and it was tricked out like that.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  It was brand new to us.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  Brand, okay.

• 22:11Speaker 03

  It was tricked out though, they sold it at a lot, tricked out like that.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, it came pre-tricked out.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  But, but, once you hit a couple potholes and shit, them ground effects crack up, you know what I mean? And it starts to look like shit, man, it was a nightmare.

• 22:25H. Foley?

  What did you guys do with, was there a moment where you got like one big check, like when it happened?

• 22:30Speaker 04

  No, not a big one. No, we not, cause whenever we get an advance or something like that, we just sink it back into our company.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  So you guys were... One time we got a big check.

• 22:39Speaker 04

  I mean, I never got like, cut like, oh, here goes, I mean, the first time I got a big check, it was fifty bucks. That was huge to me, you know what I'm saying, I bought a pair of shoes.

• 22:47Speaker 03

  What about when Alex left?

• 22:49H. Foley?

  Oh, well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, like from, that's, that was after years of work.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  Yes, we ever got a big check though.

• 22:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, yeah.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  I like, Jay's got the checkbook out.

• 22:58Speaker 04

  No, yeah, we, we, like a million dollar check.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  Get the fuck out of here, you jeez.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, what happened was our manager, uh, was with us.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  I fucking love that.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  Our manager was with us from the beginning, and somebody tried to shoot at him. So he got real scared, and he was like, I'm, I'm out of this business, I'm out of here, I'm moving out of town, I'm leaving. And so he, um, met us at like a, uh, like a Slider Joe's or something, a, uh...

• 23:20Speaker 04

  Like Towway, braids, that little, little, like...

• 23:22Speaker 03

  Like a braids hammer stand?

• 23:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, a little greasy spoon slider.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  He gave, he gave us each a check for a million dollars, and he was like, he never seen, never seen it again.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 23:30Speaker 03

  Come to find out all these years later, he probably left with about fifteen though.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  He stole it, even, he was stimming, yeah.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like now that we know, now that we're smarter now... There ain't no telling what his ass left with, you know what I mean? But he gave me and Shaggy each a million. It wasn't no million, two hundred thousand, wasn't no nine hundred thousand fifty. It just happened to be exactly a million.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, no way around that.

• 23:50Speaker 04

  Well, I remember why it was exactly a million, because that's how much you could get gift, you could gift somebody without taxes.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Like a one-time.

• 23:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, one-time gifting thing.

• 23:58Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 23:58Speaker 04

  Or receive it or whatever the fuck. Yeah, tax-free.

• 24:01H. Foley?

  And what did you guys, would you say you roughly had in your checking account or savings account when you got that?

• 24:06Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 24:06H. Foley?

  Were you doing well?

• 24:07Speaker 04

  I don't even think I had one.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  They took you to a check cashing place.

• 24:10H. Foley?

  So you got a check for a million bucks?

• 24:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:12H. Foley?

  What did you guys think?

• 24:13Speaker 04

  I sat on mine for a minute. I didn't even like do nothing with it right away because like everybody was like trying to get away from the situation that had happened to our manager. And I just like sat tight for a minute and I ended up buying a house and shit like way the fuck out, you know?

• 24:25H. Foley?

  You two are smart with money now, aren't you?

• 24:27Speaker 04

  Fuck no.

• 24:28H. Foley?

  Really?

• 24:29Speaker 04

  Fuck, man. I'm the man.

• 24:31H. Foley?

  Welcome to the show, baby.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  Neither way, yeah.

• 24:33Speaker 04

  I have no business getting the kind of money I get because it goes right out my ass.

• 24:37H. Foley?

  Really?

• 24:38Speaker 04

  Fuck, yeah.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  Me too, man.

• 24:40Speaker 04

  I have no clue how to hold on to money.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  What's a recent, it didn't have to be recent or at any point is one purchase where you look back, you're like, fuck, I did not need to do that?

• 24:50Speaker 04

  Probably drugs.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  Okay, that makes sense.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? Like big chunks of money on like fucking pills.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. What pills were they doing? Piracet and shit?

• 25:00Speaker 04

  No, I was, I was, I was a Vicodin and soma guy.

• 25:04Speaker 02

  What's soma?

• 25:05Speaker 04

  Muscle relaxer.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  Soma coma. Come from the wrestling world.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, definitely, yeah.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Right, you guys, you guys had a wrestling career.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  And for a minute Xanax shit like that, yeah. But I never, yeah, yeah, it was bad.

• 25:16H. Foley?

  You got a check you for a wire, shut up.

• 25:17Speaker 04

  I mean, if I could get back all the money because them shits are expensive on the street, man. You know, you go get a prescription, them shits are like ten dollars.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  Copay, yeah.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  Man, you buy the same amount on the street, that shit's like five hundred, you know?

• 25:28Speaker 03

  I know this, man, I do a lot better paying money back that I owe than, than saving money.

• 25:34H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying?

• 25:35H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  If I owe money, I, I'll pay it off quick, but if, if I'm trying to save money, it's gone.

• 25:40H. Foley?

  Now, who'd you owe it to? The credit card?

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, like say like, you know, I borrow money from the company, we have a company.

• 25:45H. Foley?

  Right?

• 25:45Speaker 03

  It's us together, you know what I mean?

• 25:47Speaker 02

  We have the same thing.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  That's what most of our money's tied into.

• 25:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, we got the same situation.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  So if we, we like borrow money from the company or something, I'll have to, I'll have that bitch paid back quick. But i- if I'm trying to save money, like I don't owe nothing to nobody, my money ain't being saved, it's going in out quick.

• 26:02H. Foley?

  These guys are fucking awesome, dude.

• 26:04Speaker 04

  Right out the window, man.

• 26:06H. Foley?

  Couple of real ones. I love it.

• 26:08Speaker 04

  Soda poppin' whistles, straight up, man.

• 26:12H. Foley?

  What kind of credit card you guys rocking with?

• 26:14Speaker 04

  I got one, cuz my wife had got one. You know what I'm saying? I don't know, some kinda like Delta shit, so I don't fuckin' know.

• 26:21H. Foley?

  You guys are Delta men?

• 26:22Speaker 03

  I don't think I got anything fancy, I don't even know.

• 26:24Speaker 04

  I know, I know this. If I fly, I know I can go hang out in like the Delta lounge if I want to. That's just a piece of shit up there anyhow.

• 26:31H. Foley?

  We hate it.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, we don't go either.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's horrible. It's more packed in there than it is like in the normal gate, you know what I mean? But, uh, but yeah, I got, uh, it's a fancy purple card. I don't know what the fuck.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a Delta, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys should get, this is the one thing that we have learned through the business, you get a, a, a Amex Platinum, a Delta Amex Platinum.

• 26:50Speaker 04

  I'll forget that the second I walk out of here.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  My manager, my manager does all that, like, he's the one that's smart with the numbers and all that, like, we, but he's not.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  But like, anytime I'm about to make a big invest, a, a, a big purchase for something, I do it through him, you know what I mean?

• 27:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, smart, that's smart.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Like, I don't know how to do that shit. I don't know how to, you know, I don't even have like a fancy credit card. I just go to him and say, alright, I'm buying this, and he'll take it out of my account, you know what I mean?

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll do it. Damn, you guys are fucking awesome.

• 27:18H. Foley?

  How do you guys feel about, uh, if you, if you gotta go to a show, and you, do you guys fly separately? Like, do you meet there?

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Or do you like meet at the airport, you on the same flight?

• 27:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, we fly separately a lot.

• 27:27Speaker 04

  Or together a lot, you know what I'm saying? It just depends. Do I got something to do that day while I can't fly at the same time, you know? I mean...

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 27:34H. Foley?

  If you guys would.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  Whatever's whatever.

• 27:36H. Foley?

  Do you get to the airport early and maybe have breakfast together?

• 27:40Speaker 04

  No.

• 27:41H. Foley?

  Never? You don't, you don't leave the airport?

• 27:42Speaker 04

  No.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  We worked, we worked so much together for so many years.

• 27:45Speaker 04

  Right.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  When we're at home, we're, we're living a home life, you know what I'm saying? Honestly.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Straight family, dude. I, like, I, I don't go nowhere. I chill at the crib and love hanging out with my wife and kids and, you know.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  He has a podcast, he does, the Saggy Show.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  Twice a week, right.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  It's real successful. I, I run a wrestling promotion, you know what I mean? Like, we, we, we do our own thing at home, you know what I mean? We text all, all the time, but...

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Um, we don't really hang out, you know what I mean, uh, at home because we're always together on the road, all the fucking time.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  Same, same way.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  And that way, when we get together, at least we have stories to tell each other.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  Right.

• 28:17H. Foley?

  Exactly.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Because if we're together, we're together so often, there's nothing left to say.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  The odd similarities between the four of us.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  It's crazy, yeah, we're the same dude. Sometimes we'll get on a flight, we'll be together for, you know, we'll be on tour for fucking 10 days. We'll get on a flight, sit next to each other and not say a word.

• 28:31Speaker 03

  I said it all the way.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  I mean, what the fuck, we've been on stage together, we've been on...

• 28:34Speaker 03

  You already know what he's thinking.

• 28:35Speaker 02

  I know.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 28:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, just write on the phone to fucking Homescapes.

• 28:40H. Foley?

  What's Homescapes?

• 28:41Speaker 04

  It was one of those stupid fucking like Candy Crush style games.

• 28:44H. Foley?

  Oh, gotcha, okay. I thought you were looking at real estate.

• 28:47Speaker 04

  No, fuck no, I don't know how to do that.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  Uh, how old were you guys when you got your passports and what was the reason? Was it for work?

• 28:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz we had to go, yeah, for work. We had to go do a press tour in Europe. So I think, I don't know, like 22?

• 29:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 29:02Speaker 03

  I was probably 24, 25.

• 29:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, 23, I don't know.

• 29:05H. Foley?

  From where you guys came from, was there a moment where you both, did you ever expect to get here? Did you always wanna get here or were you just doing it for the love?

• 29:15Speaker 04

  We always knew we were gonna be successful and whatever the fuck we set our mind to. But now that we are successful, it's, it's, it's definitely like, I, I think about it constantly like, what the fuck? This is crazy. You know what I'm saying?

• 29:28Speaker 03

  We're not even done being as successful as we're gonna be.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  I love that. I love that.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? I'm serious because, um...

• 29:35Speaker 04

  We, we got a lot of...

• 29:36Speaker 03

  Take this for example, there's a lot going on with this band people don't know. Like, take for example, there's a venue in Wichita, right? We've been trying to sell this bitch out our whole career. All through the 90s, through the 2000s, we just now sold it out two months ago.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  No shit.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like, think about that for a minute. People don't even know we're still playing.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  But on the flip side of it, we're doing better than we ever have.

• 29:59Speaker 04

  It's like, we're, we're, we're selling out bigger places, we're, we're doing festivals now and shit.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  We're selling out entire tours? We've never done that.

• 30:06Speaker 04

  Headlining festivals and shit is crazy.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  We didn't do that when, in the 90s, when we had albums on the charts and all that. We didn't sell out no entire tour. Now, now we sell out entire tours. We sell out half the tour at least now or anything. Like, the venues are bigger than we've ever played. It's never been like that.

• 30:21Speaker 02

  Huh.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  You know, and now we got Tik- we actually got hits now.

• 30:24Speaker 04

  And we were supposed to be that, yeah, we were supposed to be like the hottest in the 90s, you know what I'm saying? But our career is like doing way better now than it was then, you know?

• 30:31Speaker 03

  I see, we don't have no hit songs, and what I mean by that is, not that we don't have any good music, that we don't have any songs that became chart toppers or nothing, you know? Or, or were played on the radio all summer, that type of shit. But now, we actually do have hits, it's in a different format, it's because of TikTok or, or social media hits, you know? Viral songs and shit, and these trends on TikTok and shit. And now, when we do a concert, sometimes we do a song we've been, we've been playing for 25 years, right? And now all of a sudden, we hear this scream from the crowd coming when it comes out. We look at each other like, what the fuck?

• 31:01Speaker 04

  Like scre- like, like, we've never heard like the girl scream like, "Ah!" You know what I'm saying? And it's deafening. And we look at each other like, what the fuck?

• 31:09Speaker 03

  It don't even sound like our audience always has.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  It's the FBI!

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, so, and I mean that, like, we've always known we were gonna be successful, and you have to, man. You have to know without a shadow of a doubt, what you're gonna do is gonna work. Because if you put any type of doubt in your mind,

• 31:26Speaker 04

  You're gonna make that doubt manifest, right.

• 31:28Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying?

• 31:29Speaker 02

  Man.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  If you put any type of doubt in your game, believe me, man, that doubt's gonna be all you keep relying on.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  What the, you guys are fucking awesome.

• 31:37Speaker 04

  And the doubt will give you excuses why, why you're like slacking or whatever. Woo, no, ain't no fucking excuse, man. Get your ass out there and get it.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Dude, what the fuck?

• 31:46Speaker 03

  Failure cannot be an option, you know, you have to know you're gonna school it.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  You know who doesn't make it in life?

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Who?

• 31:52Speaker 04

  It sounds so simple, but it, but it's a lot behind it. People that quit.

• 31:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 31:56Speaker 04

  Quitters don't make it, you know what I'm saying?

• 31:58H. Foley?

  Probably that's the same thing.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  And most, most, most people on earth are quitters, you know what I mean?

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah.

• 32:04Speaker 04

  I mean, unless you're just hap- it, for real, the win in life is just being happy. You know what I'm saying? Happy and content, you know what I'm saying? Finding peace. You know what I'm saying? But, a- and, and if you find that, great, it don't matter what you do, you know what I'm saying? You could be a fucking, collect garbage from the beach, if you're happy, you know what I'm saying? Fuck yeah, you know?

• 32:22Speaker 02

  When we moved up to New York to, we started in Philly, but to pursue comedy, he was already up here for six months, and, and he's an intense guy and everything, but like we said, he was like, "We leave here in a body bag, like, we're, we don't go back home."

• 32:34Speaker 04

  There's no Plan B.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  We're here until it works.

• 32:35Speaker 04

  Right, no Plan B, man.

• 32:37H. Foley?

  It took us 10 years to get to this show, "Are You Garbage?"

• 32:39Speaker 04

  Planning is the only plan.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:42Speaker 03

  You know, you look, you drive down the street, right, you look at all these businesses on both sides of the street, right? Ninety percent of these businesses, nobody dreamed about working there. That's just where the wind blew them. You know, nobody dreamed about working at a laundromat. The only real guy killing is the guy that owns the line of laundromats.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like, nobody dreamed about ending up in these jobs. It's just an opportunity opened up or something.

• 33:03Speaker 04

  Somebody settled for something.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  It's like the wind blew them there and that's where they're at, you know? But, you know, when you set a goal, you know, that's what I tell my kids every time. They're so young, I'm telling them, man, have a goal, have a goal. Because if you, if you're not happy doing what you do for a living, then you're not happy. Because that's all we do is work.

• 33:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  Everybody works more than anything else. You go to work, whether you're living your dream or not, you work all the fucking time. So if you're not happy at your job, you're not happy.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 33:33Speaker 03

  Flat out, you know? So don't end up where the wind blows you, man. Find out what you want. It doesn't have to be no big shiny fancy, you know, fame shit involved. It could be whatever you love. If you love painting, if you love fucking, find what you love and do that, man.

• 33:47Speaker 04

  You see them motherfuckers that run like scuba fucking shacks? You know what I'm saying? When you go to a resort or something, they fucking love it. Yeah, they have three coconuts a day and that's, they're cool with that. And that's how you, you could tell I'm awesome, because I go to the scuba shacks and resorts.

• 34:02H. Foley?

  Well, I want to ask you about that.

• 34:03Speaker 04

  They go scuba diving.

• 34:03H. Foley?

  You two have worked very hard. You've done very well. You deserve everything that you have. What kind of vacation do you like now? What do you enjoy?

• 34:10Speaker 04

  I didn't even go on an official real vacation till like, I think it was like fucking 2018.

• 34:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 34:17Speaker 04

  Nineteen. That's crazy, dude. Never went on a fucking real vaca- I mean, I like went camping and shit like that. That don't count, you know what I'm saying? It's just getting out of town. That's not going on vacation, you know what I mean? That's letting the heat blow over. Right. But, but then, uh, uh, me and my wife, we just like started going on cruises and then going like, like to like these Caribbean islands, staying at resorts and shit. Very nice. You like that, the beaches and shit, yeah.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  Nah, man, I don't, I don't vacation.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  Give me a tropical beach, man, I'm, I'm, I'm there. I'll come back looking like fucking, like James Brown.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  Bro, I hate traveling.

• 34:48Speaker 04

  Straight left.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I don't want to go, no, I don't like staying in any hotel more than I have to ever.

• 34:54Speaker 04

  Really?

• 34:55Speaker 03

  Fuck, I cannot stand it, man.

• 34:56Speaker 04

  I don't like the traveling part, but I love seeing new shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, we got a plan, we're gonna, we're talking about renewing our vows in Greece, like on the Mediterranean and shit. You know what I'm saying? And all types of shit, you know what I'm saying?

• 35:08Speaker 03

  Man, all I want to do is lay on my couch, man. Watch YouTube.

• 35:11Speaker 04

  I'm very happy, I'm very happy doing that shit too, man. I love being like, I've, I've designed my house where it's just like, I don't want to leave. Gotcha. You know what I mean? It's like, it is like being on vacation. Right. You know what I'm saying?

• 35:22Speaker 03

  That's how I feel.

• 35:23Speaker 04

  Everything in my house is great.

• 35:24Speaker 03

  I'm happiest at home, you know?

• 35:25Speaker 04

  Well, I think you guys-

• 35:26Speaker 03

  How far, sorry, how far away are you guys from each other?

• 35:28Speaker 04

  We're only like forty, forty-five minutes away.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  Not bad at all.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Not even that, really. Both have a pool? You guys got pools?

• 35:34Speaker 04

  I do. And I, and I live on a lake.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  I got a pond. Some bodies floating in it.

• 35:42Speaker 02

  Okay, you got a boat on the lake?

• 35:43Speaker 04

  No.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  I'm gonna get a pontoon, cause it's, it's not really a speedboat lake, it's kinda laid back.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Sure, sure.

• 35:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, so we're gonna, it's gonna get, we're getting a pontoon.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  I love a pontoon boat.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 35:53Speaker 04

  We live in Michigan, everybody has a fucking pontoon in Michigan.

• 35:56Speaker 03

  I got a, I got a Bigfoot statue.

• 35:58Speaker 04

  He does.

• 35:59Speaker 02

  You got a statue of Bigfoot?

• 36:00Speaker 04

  And a chicken, and I'll order, I'll order chicken coop.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  That's where I go. Do you have an empty chicken coop on your property? I got a guest house. Okay.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  Very nice.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  I got, I got, um, you know, we don't live in mansions, brother.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 36:13Speaker 03

  We don't, we don't-

• 36:13Speaker 04

  We live in nice houses, but not mansions.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, we don't even go that route, mansions, you know?

• 36:17Speaker 04

  Like, I still drive through like Samaria's like, holy fuck, where the fuck am I?

• 36:21Speaker 02

  I don't fuck with you guys do for a living.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  Like to buy a big ass empty mansion, you know what I mean? We don't, we don't go that route at all, man. We live in regular houses, you know what I mean?

• 36:28Speaker 04

  I live out kinda like, we're all like the, the, the, the fucking, um, big corporate car motherfuckers be having their houses and all that, you know, so it's like, god damn, that's like-

• 36:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, big mansion, I'm sure.

• 36:39Speaker 04

  Damn.

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Huh. Okay, what's the, what's the day-to-day car you guys are whipping around in?

• 36:44Speaker 04

  None.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  None?

• 36:45Speaker 04

  I, I ain't got a license.

• 36:46Speaker 02

  Oh my god, Jesus fuck.

• 36:49Speaker 04

  I, I lost that privilege a minute ago.

• 36:51Speaker 02

  And you can't get it back?

• 36:52Speaker 04

  I've had a valid license, I don't even remember. But then, you know, I kept getting pinched, and, uh, so finally I was like, I just gotta stop driving because I'll never get my shit back. I can get it back, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, like, I don't, I don't know where the motivation's at. I gotta get it back.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  How do you get around? The missus drives you?

• 37:10Speaker 04

  I, I got, I got a guy that picks me up and drives me around.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 37:13Speaker 03

  If you and the missus are going out to dinner?

• 37:15Speaker 04

  She drives.

• 37:16Speaker 03

  She drives.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  She hates it. She carts my ass everywhere, you know what I'm saying? I feel- So bad for, I gotta get my fucking license, man.

• 37:22H. Foley?

  Jay, what about you?

• 37:23Speaker 03

  Well, you know, I had a Tesla plan, but um, they started smashing them up and shit. People get, you know, I don't want my kids driving it or nothing, getting fucked with by people, you know? So I don't drive that no more and, and I drive a Suburban now, but I'm about to get something brand new.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  What are you thinking?

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Well, you know, I'm, I'm letting my kids decide, you know what I'm saying?

• 37:45Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 37:46Speaker 03

  But I was looking at a G-Wagon.

• 37:47H. Foley?

  Ford Ranger.

• 37:48Speaker 02

  Okay, Ford Ranger.

• 37:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's a couple of ideas I got, but I'm letting my kids decide because when my kids, like, my kids have fresh cars themselves though.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  I was gonna ask you.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  My, my son's got a Trackhawk. Um, my, my daughter's got a, a, a, this tricked out Miata. It's so dope. It's got, she also got a bug, this, this, uh, oh man, my, my daughter is the shit, man. If I start talking to my kids, I'll never stop.

• 38:14Speaker 02

  No, I love it.

• 38:15H. Foley?

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• 38:17Speaker 02

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• 38:18H. Foley?

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• 38:19Speaker 02

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• 38:20H. Foley?

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• 38:28Speaker 02

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• 38:29H. Foley?

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• 38:30Speaker 02

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• 38:31H. Foley?

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• 38:42Speaker 02

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• 38:42H. Foley?

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• 38:46Speaker 02

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• 38:47H. Foley?

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• 38:51Speaker 02

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• 38:52H. Foley?

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• 38:56Speaker 02

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• 39:03H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 39:03Speaker 02

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• 40:03H. Foley?

  Kim, let's talk about Chime.

• 40:04Speaker 02

  Chime!

• 40:05H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 40:08Speaker 02

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 40:09H. Foley?

  Things start adding up. You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish. I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 40:25Speaker 02

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after ya.

• 40:37H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 40:39Speaker 02

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• 41:20H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 41:21Speaker 05

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• 41:32Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 41:33H. Foley?

  So from where you guys came from, you guys like to...

• 41:35Speaker 02

  Spoil the kids a little bit?

• 41:37Speaker 04

  Yes. I like to say no, but we do like a motherfucker. Yeah.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Spoiled more than you guys.

• 41:42Speaker 04

  I can't say no to that for anything, but my kids don't want nothing. They don't ever want nothing. You know, I always catch myself like, you know, like being with my kids. Man, if you had it like I had, but it's like, I don't want them to have it like that. For what? They don't, they don't have to have it like that. You know, my, my, my son, my 10 year old, he, he's like, just like, he's the nicest kid you'll ever meet in your life. You know, the friendliest, most polite. And, uh, like, like when he was little, I'm like, all right, we gotta get you in boxing classes, you know, so he could be, he's a huge kid too. I'm like, whip some ass. He's like, I don't want to.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  That's dirtbagging.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  He's like, I don't want to. And I'm like, I'm like, you know what? It's cool. I don't need to teach my kid how to be a tough ass.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  He's not gonna need that in fucking life.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  Hopefully never needs it, yeah.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying? And if he does, whatever, he'll hire a fucking goon to fuck somebody up.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  He's still gonna win a fight.

• 42:30Speaker 04

  Right. But, but it feels good.

• 42:33Speaker 02

  Call his daddy.

• 42:33Speaker 04

  It feels good not, not having to like, you know, cause my older sons, I got, I got twin sons that are 29.

• 42:40Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 42:40Speaker 04

  And, uh, and you know, I always, you know, made sure they were tough and shit, you know what I'm saying? Because they, you know, grew up way.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  It was a different time. Different, different.

• 42:47Speaker 04

  Way different. And I was on the road all the time, you know, and I was a drunk. So like, you know what I'm saying? It was just like, you know, a whole different situation, but, but it feels good, like raising my kids now to, to, to not have to fucking like, look over their shoulder constantly. You know what I mean?

• 43:04Speaker 02

  It's a great perspective you have of that as, as well. You know what I mean?

• 43:06Speaker 04

  And I love it. You know what I'm saying? And there's no reason why they should have to go through that.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh. Sharp dudes. Sharp. Did, did your business manager suggest the G-Wagon?

• 43:16Speaker 04

  No, my kids.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  Cause that's a right, that's a, that's a big, that's a big money thing.

• 43:20Speaker 04

  All I wanted to do was impress my kids, you know what I'm saying?

• 43:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  And, and, and me and my daughter and me and my son are both looking for what I'm about to get, you know, because I, I got the Tesla thinking that would impress them. My kids are like, fuck Teslas.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying? And I, I don't know anything about Tesla, so I'm not gonna lie, I got it, cuz my friend of ours was like, "You need to get the Tesla," I was about to buy a Corvette. You know what I mean? And cuz I, I used to have one when I was younger and I wanted another one, I'm like, "Why can't I get one? Why not?"

• 43:45Speaker 04

  You, you, uh... Corvette, Michigan? A fucking fifty, a fifty something year old guy pulling up in a Corvette.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Exactly, I was single.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  He just got his ear pierced.

• 43:54Speaker 03

  I was single, I was single when I was looking at that bitch. But then my boy was like, "Why do you want a Corvette, man? The Tesla's faster." It's the fastest car.

• 44:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, but the Corvette looks better.

• 44:05Speaker 03

  I know, I know, and them toy blue ones, it fucking looked like a toy, it looked so dope, it's baby blue and shit. I seen it at the auto show and I was just like, "Why not? I'm about to cop this," you know? And then he was like, "Get the Tesla, it's faster," you know? So then I got a Tesla and I fucking wrapped it chrome, I, I wrapped it like a mirror. You know what I mean? It looks so sweet, right?

• 44:23Speaker 04

  That's sick.

• 44:24Speaker 03

  And, uh, and then next, I start seeing on TV, "Oh, this guy got pulled out of a Tesla and beat up and shit." People hate Teslas now and I'm like, "Oh, fuck that, I don't wanna bring that kinda drama if my kids are driving it or whatever."

• 44:34Speaker 04

  Sure, I see you, man, these fucking teenagers are out of mind. It's so funny to hear you say, "Fucking ICP's like, these goddamn teenagers are wild." Nah, man, they'll pull pistols on you with the quickness. I'm good without getting shot up by some dumbass teenager. You kids get back in school.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  I got this Suburban though that I drive.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  I love a Suburban.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  It's so perfect, it's like I haven't been motivated to buy anything else. You know, it's everything I want, everything I want, it's got the same chassis as a Cadillac, it's everything like a Cadillac, you know? It's like, why, why, why, why do I need to upgrade? You know, this is everything I want, I don't really give a fuck, I'm not here trying to, not out here trying to pull chicks or anything, you know what I mean?

• 45:12Speaker 04

  When I, when I do, if and when I do get my license back, I, I will be getting an Escalade though, that's what I, that's what I had all the way up until my license, until I stopped driving. I totaled a couple of them. What do they drive here in? This, this big, this big ass Ford F some shit, I don't know, it's got the big fucking comic book character, the juggernaut on the back. Sure. And his, it, his hood. That's fucking crazy. His hood has a skeleton with a fucking American and Mexican flag wrapped around it with a bullet belt. With a bullet belt. Uh, it's just your bullet. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm like... I thought it was like a car service. Will I be pulling up to places, I see people, I'm like, "What the fuck they looking at, man?" I was like, "Oh, that's..." You're getting out of a car then, car, yeah.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  I forget what fucking car I'm in, I'm over here in the fucking cartel car.

• 46:01Speaker 02

  What uh, what's on the rider when you guys are on tour? Do you have any special requests?

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Water.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  Just water?

• 46:06H. Foley?

  That's it.

• 46:06Speaker 04

  Aquafina, that's it.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  Aquafina?

• 46:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck. I drink like, that's for, I, I, I treat the people around me well. Get them Aquafina.

• 46:16Speaker 03

  I think there's Red Bull.

• 46:18Speaker 04

  I just drink gallons of water. That's all I drink is water. I don't drink nothing else.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  Really?

• 46:22H. Foley?

  Coffee, nothing?

• 46:23Speaker 04

  Oh, coffee, yeah, in the morning.

• 46:24H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  And Jay, you're a Red Bull guy?

• 46:26Speaker 03

  Red Bull, we put them in the bus, you know, we keep the bus stocked. I think, I think there might be a couple of things in the, on the rider, like, whatever we like to have in the bus, we just pull it out of the venue every day and stick it in the bus.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  Motherfuckers in my bus hate it. That's all there is, is water. I'm like, I ain't buying your fucking poppin'.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  You guys, you guys each do a bu- you guys each have your own bus?

• 46:43Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  We've done a bus a couple of times. It's a great way to obviously travel, do the road. Very comfortable, but the, the own bus.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  You got the, you got the, the room in the back, right?

• 46:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:53Speaker 02

  Queen size better?

• 46:54H. Foley?

  How many people are on the bus with each of you?

• 46:56Speaker 04

  Uh, it's me and the driver and usually maybe like two or three other people.

• 47:02H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  If, if, if it's a regular tour, it's, it's our runner dude and me and my girl.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 47:09Speaker 03

  But, we tour with wrestling too, the wrestling promotion I bring. Then it's, when the wrestlers come out.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  He takes them all on his shit. I'm just like, god damn, it looks like a clown car, everybody coming out that day.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  Some bunch of fucking wrestlers coming out like, hey, brother.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  Are they, what are they all, are they all in the bunks?

• 47:25Speaker 03

  Well, they're in the, they, they take up the bus and then there's like two or three vans also following the tour for wrestlers, you know what I mean?

• 47:32Speaker 04

  It's probably wrestling's his gig, you guys can't drive on mine.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  It's my, it's my favorite joy, you know? I like to watch our show every, every Thursday night on YouTube. I like to lay at home and watch the creation happen. It's a pain sometimes to get out there and shoot it.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? But it's, nothing can beat the feeling of watching a TV show that we're creating every Thursday night.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  It's called JCW Lunacy, by the way. Check it out on YouTube.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Everybody go check it out, yeah. Damn.

• 47:58H. Foley?

  Do we bite our nails or do we clip our nails?

• 48:00Speaker 04

  I, I, I grow them till they break.

• 48:03Speaker 02

  It's the first time we ever got that answer.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  And then maybe I'll like file it so it's not sharp.

• 48:07H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 48:07Speaker 04

  I mean, yeah, you could, like, I got snags for fingernail.

• 48:10Speaker 02

  Oh, Dan, you got, well, you got the, the coat pinky nail too.

• 48:12Speaker 04

  Well, it's a must.

• 48:15Speaker 02

  That's a prerequisite for the job.

• 48:16Speaker 04

  Kind of cokehead doesn't have a pinky nail. What kind of question was that?

• 48:21Speaker 02

  You kidding me? You gotta hit me?

• 48:22H. Foley?

  I thought you were a proper journalist. It's crazy. Jay, what about you? Bite?

• 48:25Speaker 04

  I clip.

• 48:26H. Foley?

  You clip? Good. Any manis or petis?

• 48:29Speaker 04

  Fuck no. I used to get manicures when I was single.

• 48:31H. Foley?

  I like it.

• 48:32Speaker 04

  I like nice, not, I wouldn't get them painted. I would not be, I would not be called violent Jay, sitting up there getting a manicure. No way.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  He's got his toes in the.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  I'm way too scrubby, man. I thought this was called, are you garbage? What are you guys talking about manicures for?

• 48:48Speaker 04

  The fuck? Now you're making me feel like a bitch.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  You are not.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  No, no, no, not at all. Uh, what was, what age was the first tattoo for each of you?

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Uh, I think I was 21.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  21? That's.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's good.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Elder, what about you, Jay?

• 49:01Speaker 04

  Probably 23. Tattoos when we were youngsters, they weren't like they are now.

• 49:07Speaker 02

  They weren't accessible. They weren't easily accessible.

• 49:09Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, not only that, but it wasn't like, you know, saying, getting a tattoo was a whole different, it wasn't just like, oh, this is part of my person. It's like, you know what I'm saying? Like, kids now, 20, got their whole face tattooed and shit, you know what I'm saying? That, that, if you saw a motherfucker with a face tattoo back in the day, they would probably serve some time.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, definitely.

• 49:27Speaker 04

  Or they're like, heavy in the gang, into the gangster shit.

• 49:30H. Foley?

  Are you guys Detroit-style pizza guys?

• 49:33Speaker 04

  Fuck, yeah, square. When the fuck did they start calling Detroit-style? That's weird.

• 49:38H. Foley?

  What do you guys call it?

• 49:39Speaker 04

  A square.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  A square.

• 49:40Speaker 04

  You get a round or a square? We start touring and noticing people are calling it Detroit pizza. Right. Outside of Detroit.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 49:47Speaker 04

  It's a square pizza and it's thicker.

• 49:49H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 49:49Speaker 04

  That's what the fuck I'm talking about. That's my shit.

• 49:52H. Foley?

  Crust around it.

• 49:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's got like, like a burnt cheese going around it and shit.

• 49:55H. Foley?

  You guys have a favorite spot back at home that you like?

• 49:57Speaker 04

  Uh, I mean. Yes, it's called Novellas.

• 50:00H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 50:00Speaker 04

  Oh, damn, you were all fucking mom and pops with it. I'm like, Jets? I don't know.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  A jet. I've never had Jets. I.

• 50:06Speaker 04

  No, there's a couple of like little, little local spots around the house that I like a lot.

• 50:09H. Foley?

  And do we like a corner or do we like a middle?

• 50:11Speaker 04

  Oh, you gotta get a corner. If you're eating a square, you gotta get the corner. I, I like to get, uh, I go to Village Pizza and Barbecue and, and there's, it's called a Corners Pizza. Yeah. And it's just.

• 50:20H. Foley?

  Oh, it's four slices?

• 50:21Speaker 04

  All Corners slices. Yeah, it's like two pizzas. They give you two pizzas. Yeah, all Corners slices. Eight corners, yeah.

• 50:26H. Foley?

  Love that.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  Eight-corner pizza.

• 50:27H. Foley?

  All right, very good.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  Very good.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Hmm. Do we have a favorite fast food?

• 50:31Speaker 02

  National chain.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  Man, I, I try to, I'd say Wendy's probably.

• 50:35H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  I, I fuck with their breakfast.

• 50:38H. Foley?

  Wendy's breakfast?

• 50:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:40H. Foley?

  That's great. Jay?

• 50:41Speaker 03

  I don't fuck with fast food, man.

• 50:43H. Foley?

  No shit? Do we do, do we cook at the house, I assume?

• 50:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:46H. Foley?

  Who cooks?

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Uh, Sarah, my girl.

• 50:48H. Foley?

  Your girl?

• 50:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, my, my wife and I, I, in the summertime, I grill like a motherfucker.

• 50:52H. Foley?

  You hit the grill?

• 50:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, I grill like a fucking, like, fucking, I don't know any famous grillers.

• 50:58H. Foley?

  But I'll grill like them.

• 50:59Speaker 04

  But I grill like one of those motherfuckers.

• 51:00H. Foley?

  How do you like steak cook?

• 51:01Speaker 03

  Like Guy Fieri or whatever.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I feel, I, I like fucking Guy Ramsay or whatever his name is.

• 51:06H. Foley?

  Shout out Guy Ramsay. How do you get the steak cooked?

• 51:10Speaker 04

  Say, how you want it?

• 51:11H. Foley?

  No, no, how do you, how do you like?

• 51:12Speaker 04

  Oh, me? I'm, I'm not a steak guy, really. I don't, I, I cook the fuck out of them. If I understand, they're pretty delicious. But I, unless I'm going to like a really nice steak place, I don't fuck with steak. I, I eat fucking hot dog. I'm, I eat me some Bar S. I got a Bar S. hot dog tattoo on my leg.

• 51:27H. Foley?

  Really?

• 51:28Speaker 04

  Says Bar S. and everything.

• 51:29H. Foley?

  What do you put on the dog? What you, what do you like?

• 51:30Speaker 04

  Raw dog.

• 51:31H. Foley?

  You like a plain dog?

• 51:32Speaker 04

  Straight, if you can't fucking enjoy a hot dog with nothing on it, what the fuck kinda hot dogs you eating, homie? You know what I'm saying? You know, you know what I put on it? I put some of those fucking French's onion boys on there.

• 51:44H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 51:45Speaker 04

  I actually learned that from New York from these hot dog stands back in the day. They charge like two bucks for like two little pinches, you know what I'm saying?

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Give me a motherfucking, a New York strip with some blue cheese crumbles on it, bitch?

• 51:55H. Foley?

  Okay, now we're talking.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  Fuck, I'm living medium, medium well, medium or medium well?

• 52:00H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 52:00Speaker 03

  That's how the fuck I'm living. And cut a potato up, real thin, and throw that bitch in the deep fryer? You know what I'm saying? Your own home fries, your own homemade fucking chips or whatever?

• 52:09H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 52:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, man. And some, and mac and cheese, but the, uh, the kinda that comes with the cheese squeeze.

• 52:15H. Foley?

  The Velveeta.

• 52:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, man!

• 52:18H. Foley?

  These guys are the real ones. You guys are true dirtbags and I love it.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Anything that, anything that is in sausage form, that's what I fuck with. That's my favorite.

• 52:26H. Foley?

  Kilbasa? Hillshire Farms?

• 52:28Speaker 04

  Is that a sausage?

• 52:29H. Foley?

  Yes, it is.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  Okay. And I, I like it burnt a little bit.

• 52:32H. Foley?

  I'm with you on that a hundred percent. Blister it.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, no doubt. You gotta make it like twice the size.

• 52:37H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Uh, are there any red solo cups in the house right now?

• 52:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I think it's like in some green and purple ones.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:44Speaker 04

  We throw all kinds of like holiday parties for like the kids, sports teams and all that, so whatever holiday, cups usually that.

• 52:51H. Foley?

  I know. It's really cool. Uh, do you, oh, sorry. Any fireworks at the house?

• 52:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:58Speaker 02

  You guys travel with it on the bus at all ever?

• 53:00Speaker 04

  I used to make bombs.

• 53:02Speaker 02

  Okay, I wonder why the FBI's on your fucking ass.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  But ever since they started selling like the good fireworks in Michigan, every year on 4th of July, we go fucking ham.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  Oh my god, that's understatement.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  We buy like five to 10,000 dollars with the fireworks.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  Jesus Christ.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then my boy comes over and we like, we hook it up, so it's all like done on the phone and fucking like the fuses go off by themselves and all that shit. And then after the grand finale, everybody, we just got fucking piles of Roman candles. We have the biggest Roman candle fight ever. Every man for himself. You just fucking go in the woods and everybody just lights each other up with Roman candles.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  I went to his house, last 4th of July, and I was there, and I was in the actual explosion.

• 53:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm down there lighting them hoes, everything.

• 53:49Speaker 03

  I was in the actual explosion, like I was exploding on his lawn, in the back lawn, this giant fucking acreage with nothing but bombs going off. And I was in the middle of them, and I don't know how my skin didn't shred and my guts didn't fucking fly out. Cause I experienced an explosion.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  There's no professional pyro technique motherfucker there.

• 54:09Speaker 02

  I picked up on that.

• 54:09Speaker 04

  Nobody with a license or nothing. How we still all have our fingers and shit, no clue. Like I probably should have blew something off a long time ago.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Uh, how many suits do you guys own? Like, you know?

• 54:23Speaker 04

  Suits?

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, if you had to go to like a wedding or something.

• 54:25Speaker 04

  You know, it's crazy, cause I used to own a lot more, cause I used to go to court a lot. So like every, you know, you had to get court suits.

• 54:31Speaker 02

  Sure, we know a court suit.

• 54:32Speaker 04

  But uh, I don't know, if I had to go to something with a suit, then I'd like just have to go buy one. But I got one suit that I've had that I probably gotta fucking retire, but it's uh, it's all storm troopers.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  On it?

• 54:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like white with stormtroopers, it looks all like stormtrooper heads.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  Listen, you're losing that case.

• 54:49Speaker 04

  And hey, and I wore that everywhere fancy that you need a suit, that I'm rocking a stormtrooper. Are you a Star Wars guy? Look at the front of my neck, what do you think? Yeah, oh shit. Clear my shirt. I know I peeped the fucking tie fighter right when I sat down. I got Boba Fett back there? Oh. Oh yeah. Boba there, I got a ship back there? Yeah, you know what's fucked up about Star Wars? What? Trying to collect this shit. You can't. Man, you go broke and... You'll never have enough room for this shit.

• 55:16H. Foley?

  Do you fuck with the Micro Galaxy Squadron?

• 55:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're great.

• 55:19Speaker 04

  They're my shit, dawg.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're great.

• 55:20Speaker 04

  Fucking Ad-ads are like my, my fucking thing, dawg. They're really like the best.

• 55:23H. Foley?

  Do you love Rebels?

• 55:25Speaker 04

  I watch, I know all of it.

• 55:26H. Foley?

  Clone Wars, all that?

• 55:27Speaker 04

  I know all of it.

• 55:28H. Foley?

  Ahsoka was great.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  Ahsoka, of course, fucking, uh, uh, the Acolyte sucked dick.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, brutal.

• 55:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:33H. Foley?

  Down with the Mandalorian?

• 55:34Speaker 04

  I never thought that Star, a product of Star Wars would come out that I would not just not like, but think, man, that was fucking horrible.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, crazy.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  I, even the fucking, even the, the sequels, I'm like, ah, yeah, but if you watch it and not part of the story, they're not bad.

• 55:50H. Foley?

  They're not that bad.

• 55:51Speaker 04

  No, they're definitely like big budget and they're pleasing to the eyes.

• 55:55H. Foley?

  What about Cassian? You like that shit?

• 55:56Speaker 04

  Come on, dawg.

• 55:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's good stuff.

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Fucking Andor, forget about it.

• 55:59H. Foley?

  Good stuff.

• 55:59Speaker 02

  Me and Jay have checked the fuck out.

• 56:03Speaker 04

  Come on, man, I'm, I'm, fuck, they're coming out with us, uh, fucking Obi-Wan season two. I don't know how, they fucked Cannon up with that, man.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  A little bit.

• 56:11Speaker 04

  What the fuck is he doing hanging out with Princess Leia when she was a baby and she don't remember? What the fuck?

• 56:15H. Foley?

  Creeping on him and, and Luke doesn't remember?

• 56:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, what the fuck, man?

• 56:18H. Foley?

  The fight in his house?

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:19H. Foley?

  But those fights between Vader and him were.

• 56:21Speaker 04

  Come on, dawg.

• 56:21H. Foley?

  Fantastic.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Woo!

• 56:23Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  Let's get fucking back on brand here.

• 56:25Speaker 04

  Fair enough, enough nerd shit.

• 56:27Speaker 02

  What was, uh, what was the name of, if you remember?

• 56:29Speaker 04

  Darth Vader.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's my favorite.

• 56:33H. Foley?

  Oh, absolutely.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  What was the name of the first strip club you went to?

• 56:36Speaker 04

  The Atlantis, no, uh, was it the Dizzy Duck?

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Oh, the Dizzy Ducks are great, man.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  Atlantis, Atlantis.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't Atlantis.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  When you get in at eighteen?

• 56:44Speaker 04

  It's the one on Michigan and Wyoming, right inside, right there on Michigan, not the Atlantis. That was in, that's in Lincoln Park. Fuck it, I was fourteen.

• 56:52Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 56:53Speaker 04

  And I, I, I fucked, well, what I did was I, I clipped fucking hair off a wig and I used that liquid latex it and glued it like, like strand by strand made a mustache, so it didn't look hokey. And then I went, oh, that was the Atlantis, but I, I went in with my homie and we got kicked out. They're like, what are these little fucking kids doing in here?

• 57:11H. Foley?

  I got a mustache, lady.

• 57:12Speaker 04

  I don't know how we got past the door guy, but.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 57:15H. Foley?

  That's fantastic.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  Jay, do you remember, you were with the Atlantis?

• 57:17Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, the Atlantis, it was only eighteen to get in and, and we started free. Man, we've been going to strip clubs our entire career.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Really? You still go?

• 57:24Speaker 03

  All, oh, no, not anymore, but all over the country, every strip club there is, we've been in there five or six times.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  What do you think the best is, is the best, I've never, we're not, you know?

• 57:33Speaker 04

  We used to like to go to scummy shitty ones.

• 57:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:35Speaker 03

  Cause that's the chance you can, that's the kind of place you can drag something out of it.

• 57:38Speaker 04

  On top of that, you can, you can, you can kick back and actually have fun, you know what I'm saying? And you know, you know, you ain't got all these bitches trying to hustle you.

• 57:46Speaker 03

  We don't go to one of these places where it's like, you know, uh, it's all super expensive.

• 57:49Speaker 02

  King of diamonds or whatever.

• 57:50Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? We don't go to gentleman's club. We go to titty bars.

• 57:54H. Foley?

  What about Magic City? Do you fuck with Magic City?

• 57:56Speaker 04

  No, that's too big.

• 57:57H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 57:58Speaker 04

  That's, nah, that's, that's too much.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Everybody's walking around, there's a guy in the bathroom with the mints and the fucking deodorant and all that. We don't go to them kind of places. We go to scumbag places.

• 58:06Speaker 04

  If I gotta get the motherfucking a bathroom, a dollar to take a shit, I'm good.

• 58:09Speaker 02

  Why you shitting at the strip clubs? Great.

• 58:11Speaker 04

  Well, I, I took it a little extreme.

• 58:15H. Foley?

  Do we do cologne? Are we cologne guys?

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Nah.

• 58:17Speaker 03

  I am.

• 58:17H. Foley?

  What do you like?

• 58:18Speaker 03

  Uh, I, I wear that Savage.

• 58:20Speaker 04

  Once again, when I was single, I would wear the Aqua de Jour.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  You rock the cologne.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, that Aqua de Jour.

• 58:26H. Foley?

  That's good. Now that you're married, you hung it up, you retired it.

• 58:28Speaker 04

  Ah, just, I don't like the smell of this shit. I wouldn't wear it for me.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Trying to bring them in.

• 58:33Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying? I don't, like, it gives me heartburn smelling that shit.

• 58:37H. Foley?

  That's funny.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Uh, if you have a preference, Pizza Hut or Domino's?

• 58:41Speaker 04

  Ah, fuck, they both suck.

• 58:42Speaker 03

  The Domino's sucks ass, but Pizza, Pizza Hut has those, those, uh, two slices on top of each other now.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  Oh, I haven't seen that.

• 58:49Speaker 04

  A pizza covered pizza?

• 58:50Speaker 03

  And it's like, it's like a sandwich. It's, it's two slices on top of each other and they got like, uh, buffalo chicken version. And they got like, uh, I don't know, it's good though. So Pizza Hut is coming back.

• 59:00Speaker 04

  Domino's pizza is the fucking worst shit ever made, but their fucking garlic knots and like their wings, they said, everything but their pizza's okay.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  Uh huh, okay.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  But their pizza is the fucking worst. It's like, eh, I, I've, I made a solemn vow to myself back in the day, I would never eat Domino's.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm the other way. I'm more Domino's now than Pizza Hut.

• 59:20Speaker 04

  I, I, I, all around, remember how magical Pizza Hut was when you were a kid?

• 59:24Speaker 02

  They lost it. They, listen, they ran in the nineties. They, they ran it.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  The magic is gone.

• 59:27Speaker 02

  And they lost it, but they're bringing back, I don't know if you've seen, they're bringing back some of the in dining, the buffets and the experience. They're trying.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  It's too late.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  It's too late.

• 59:35Speaker 04

  It's too late, man.

• 59:36Speaker 02

  I gotta give them that. They're trying. Huh.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Cause everything else was failing.

• 59:40Speaker 02

  I know, cause they had a rough fucking 25 years.

• 59:42Speaker 04

  Wig blowing shit when they announced Pizza Hut would be delivering. I was like, what the fuck?

• 59:47Speaker 02

  Wig blowing is a great term.

• 59:49H. Foley?

  It was really the beginning of the end.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Uh, have either one of you ever saved a Crown Royal bag?

• 59:54Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:54H. Foley?

  I used to.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  No. But I can not one up you, I can one down you. When I was a teenager, I'd, I'd take all the labels off the Colt 45 40s that I drank and paste them to my wall. So my whole wall's like wallpaper with Colt 45 labels.

• 1:00:11H. Foley?

  That's awesome.

• 1:00:12Speaker 02

  Huh, okay, okay.

• 1:00:15Speaker 03

  Saved a Crown Royal bag.

• 1:00:17Speaker 02

  That's a big one. Cause a dirtbag sees that it's purple and it's cloth. You're like, I could use this for something, you know what I mean? This is too expensive to throw out.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  I could use that to put my fuck tabs in.

• 1:00:28H. Foley?

  Will you guys dance at a wedding?

• 1:00:31Speaker 04

  I, I will, yeah. I mean, I don't like to, but I'll do it.

• 1:00:35H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  Me and my wife, me and my wife, well, she, she's stuck with it and she was a fucking shit. She did competitions and all that ballroom dancing.

• 1:00:42H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:00:42Speaker 04

  And I want, I started going too, cause my whole goal was to go to a wedding and just make everybody look like shit.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying? But I didn't make it that far.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 1:00:52Speaker 04

  But we're going back, like, because like she would like dance with some dude and I'd dance with some chick, learning how to do it.

• 1:00:57H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  But we wanna go back and just learn how to do it together.

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  And then just go, just go to, I'll crash a fucking wedding and just fucking murder everybody on the dance floor.

• 1:01:08H. Foley?

  Let's say somebody's getting married, alright? One of your friend's kids, close friend's kids, let's say, alright? What are we looking in the envelope? What do we do?

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 1:01:18H. Foley?

  Gift wise.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Gift wise.

• 1:01:19Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck, I, I didn't even know until recently you were supposed to give fucking that shit.

• 1:01:26H. Foley?

  Thought this cake was free.

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  I've just been showing up, man.

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  If I care about the person, if I care about the person.

• 1:01:32Speaker 04

  Off, man.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll chip him off, probably like two or three grand.

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  Two, three grand?

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  Depends upon how much I'm sitting on at the time, you know what I mean?

• 1:01:39H. Foley?

  Right?

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Wait, that still fluctuates like that?

• 1:01:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, man.

• 1:01:43H. Foley?

  Really? You know what you're sitting on right now?

• 1:01:45Speaker 04

  I'm sitting on some bullshit.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  We gotta get our ass back out there and do some more shows.

• 1:01:51H. Foley?

  You're on tour right now, right?

• 1:01:53Speaker 04

  No, we just, we just got, we just wrapped it up, yeah.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  Um, okay, two, three grand is, that's a, that's a great, couple grand, great.

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  You know, and I, and I.

• 1:02:00Speaker 04

  A couple grand, that's, that's, that's, that's nothing.

• 1:02:02Speaker 03

  You know, somebody gave that to me when I got married, you know, so I was like, damn, I appreciate that. So I've been following that, you know what I mean? When, if I care about somebody and they're getting married, that's my wedding gift, you know what I mean?

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  Fantastic.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  You didn't give me shit.

• 1:02:19H. Foley?

  How was his wedding?

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  I didn't give him anything either.

• 1:02:22H. Foley?

  Jay, how was his wedding?

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  I wasn't there.

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  Oh, you weren't?

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  You weren't there, what the fuck? He was there for a little bit.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  But in all fairness, he was only at his own wedding for a little bit.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  No, his wedding was beautiful, man.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was, I, I got all fucked up on, on Somas and had to go to the hotel room and take a nap for a while.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  Well, the thing is, like, I, I, like, I broke my neck, so like, so like, I started after, I started getting degenerative disc disease. So basically, like, it's, my whole neck is fused right now.

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  How'd you break your neck?

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  Oh, wrestling.

• 1:03:01H. Foley?

  Okay, oh, yeah.

• 1:03:02Speaker 04

  Wrestling and then stage diving as well. I broke it twice, once wrestling, once stage diving.

• 1:03:05H. Foley?

  Man.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  But, uh, but like, so at my wedding, I was in the middle of, uh, about of degenerative disc disease.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  So basically, I was like locked up like a fucking idiot.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  So you needed it.

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  Right, well, I didn't need as many as I was taking.

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  He was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.

• 1:03:20H. Foley?

  What's the point of that?

• 1:03:20Speaker 04

  Right, yeah, I don't know how to be responsible, you know, who takes fucking one?

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Fucking nerds. I mean, listen, I don't, you know, I think, I think we got them both dead to rights, they're fucking trash, man.

• 1:03:36H. Foley?

  I tell you what, unbelievably solid guys.

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  Great, great dudes, great story.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  Unbelievable what you've done, the people that you've brought together, uh, it really is fucking an American success story, that's fantastic.

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  That's really awesome.

• 1:03:47H. Foley?

  We love you both.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  It means a lot.

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  You're both a hundred percent trash.

• 1:03:51Speaker 03

  We appreciate that big time, man, you guys are the shit, man.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  Thank you very much.

• 1:03:54Speaker 04

  What's, what's, what's, what's, I guess, better or worse, is garbage or trash?

• 1:04:00Speaker 04

  Like if you're trash, is that like?

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  I think trash has-

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  If you call somebody trash, is that worse than calling them garbage?

• 1:04:05H. Foley?

  I feel like it is. I think trash, trash, trash, saying trashy is a little bit of endearing. It's like, you call somebody trash, that's kinda mean.

• 1:04:11Speaker 02

  It's got an edge to it, yeah.

• 1:04:12Speaker 04

  To me, it's like-

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  You two certainly aren't trash.

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  To me, if you use, if you use the word crap, sometimes it's more impactful than shit. Like, what is this crap?

• 1:04:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:19Speaker 04

  To me, that's worse than what is this shit?

• 1:04:21Speaker 02

  A little more degrading, yeah.

• 1:04:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, like, what is this crap? Well, it gets so bad, you can, don't even give a curse word. We like to, we like to keep it lighthearted. You two are rock solid guys, but 100% garbage.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  100% garbage.

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  Thank you, gentlemen. The new album out the nought, right? Yep.

• 1:04:35Speaker 03

  Newer, yes.

• 1:04:36H. Foley?

  Check it out, guys, we love you. Kip, you got anything for him?

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  Uh, guys, we're on tour right now. Tour dates available at arugarbage.com. The Met in Philly, it's our biggest show ever. We're coming home December, get them tickets, we'd love to see you there.

• 1:04:46H. Foley?

  Guys, we love you.

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, appreciate you.

• 1:04:47H. Foley?

  Love you too, man. We love you, we'll see you next week.

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  Thanks.