How to Throw an Adult Party! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Quince: Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to https://quince.com/garbage Promo Code: GARBAGE Blue Chew: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code GARBAGE. https://bluechew.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  New Jersey, Philadelphia, Delaware. You heading down the shore this summer?

• 0:04Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:04H. Foley?

  Of course you are. July 10th. The boys are gonna be at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Come out for a little AYG live.

• 0:12Speaker 01

  Yes, and before that, we're gonna be in Portland, Maine, at Empire Comedy Club. Tickets going fast. Then we're gonna be in Pittsburgh, uh, at the Pittsburgh Improv. And then Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio. Get your tickets, areyougarbage.com. Stand-up comedy, play AYG with the crowd, it's a good, good time. We'll see you there.

• 0:27H. Foley?

  Best summer ever!

• 0:28Speaker 01

  Woo!

• 0:29H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:37Speaker 01

  Ayah!

• 0:37H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they grew up to be classy?

• 0:42Speaker 01

  Yeah!

• 0:43H. Foley?

  They're just a fucking big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  A sorta.

• 0:46H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here, Toody's in a new addition. She's got a fresh batch of Chinese stars.

• 0:54H. Foley?

  Messing up the trees in the backyard. They're coming to cut them down next week, so they're gonna be fine.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:04H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from across the table. It's what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just who I be liking a lot of times, you know what I mean?

• 1:12Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:13H. Foley?

  Make the hangout, clear the air, shoot the breeze. Get to some cues, hang out, shoot the breeze.

• 1:19Speaker 01

  You got a lot of breeze to shoot this week, huh, big guy?

• 1:21H. Foley?

  Got all these Chinese stars. Remember that bit?

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:25H. Foley?

  Kevin Ryan is here, ladies and gentlemen. My pal.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  That's what we call in the business, a warm welcome. Uh, what's up, gang? Shout out to, talking about fucking turning this.

• 1:35H. Foley?

  Well, I bombed. I gotta blame somebody. I can't blame Luke, he had nothing to do with it, he wouldn't touch it.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I had something to do with it.

• 1:41H. Foley?

  He had nothing to do with it.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:43H. Foley?

  Hurt people, hurt people. And that hurt.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  That's all the time we have for today, folks.

• 1:47H. Foley?

  Chinese stars, I figured that'd be right up your alley. Lowbrow guy like you? I don't give you the high-end stuff.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  I don't know why we're into personal with Texas this early on in the show.

• 1:57H. Foley?

  I don't do the geopolitical stuff with you.

• 1:59Speaker 01

  Take it from the top!

• 2:00H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, as you, uh, as you, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe.

• 2:07H. Foley?

  This guy stinks.

• 2:08Speaker 01

  Full video available on YouTube, uh, full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are... Climbing the charts.

• 2:14H. Foley?

  We're in the charts on Spotify.

• 2:15Speaker 01

  Yes, and uh...

• 2:17H. Foley?

  Top podcasts, top comedy podcasts. So, my guidance counts in high school, can as they say, suck it.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  You still holding that grudge?

• 2:25H. Foley?

  Well, most of it's due to you, so I really can't take the credit.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Thirty-two years ago.

• 2:29H. Foley?

  My buddy Kevin's real smart.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Uh, and then, uh, guys, we're on the road. Get your tickets. We're in Portland, Maine. We're in Cleveland. We're in Pittsburgh. We're in Atlantic frickin' city. Philly, come down see the boys in the down at shore. And, uh, we're in Denver at the old comedy awards. The best clubs in the gosh darn country. If you've never been to a live show, it's a little bit of stand-up, a little bit of AYG. The boys put together a A-plus show.

• 2:55H. Foley?

  Excited for all that.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:56H. Foley?

  Fun summer, but I gotta tell you.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 2:59H. Foley?

  That AC show down at shore, I mean, let's go.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:03H. Foley?

  That's prime time shore vibes.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, dawg.

• 3:08H. Foley?

  We're the Hard Rock.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Taking a golf cart there, low powered.

• 3:11H. Foley?

  Are ya? You can't take that on the fucking AC Express.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  Hell, I can. I'm the goddamn king of the boards.

• 3:14H. Foley?

  I'm drunk. I can do whatever I want.

• 3:17Speaker 01

  You can't arrest me. I'm drunk.

• 3:19H. Foley?

  Anything I say is inadmissible.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:21H. Foley?

  Isn't that true?

• 3:22Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:23H. Foley?

  I thought it is. If you're drunk, anything you say is inadmissible. That's why Matthew McConaughey, not Matthew McConaughey, that's why, what's his name? Cole Trickle? Garrett Cole?

• 3:34Speaker 01

  That's...

• 3:34H. Foley?

  Rusty Cole.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  I think that's like a fan...

• 3:36H. Foley?

  Russ, Russ Cole.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's like a fan theory, right? I don't know if that was ever... Was that in the show? I always thought that was, uh, also starting the show with a half-drunk beverage is top-tier dirtbag stuff.

• 3:47H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 3:47H. Foley?

  I had it with my sandwich.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  It looks like you just came in off the street.

• 3:51H. Foley?

  I had it with my sandwich.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  That was me and Luke were just talking about that.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  Was I gone?

• 3:56Speaker 01

  What?

• 3:56H. Foley?

  Was I not here?

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I don't think so. That wasn't about you. We're just talking about like, also, here's the thing.

• 4:01H. Foley?

  What's the thing?

• 4:02Speaker 01

  You can't, a can of soda should live and die wherever you open that can of soda. You can't leave a place or come into a place with a half-drunk can.

• 4:10H. Foley?

  I disagree. And that's my move now. Showing up with a drink. Not an alcoholic drink. Showing up with a drink.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:16H. Foley?

  That's my thing.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  I've never seen you do that.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  I was doing, uh...

• 4:21Speaker 01

  I'm gonna start. That's my new thing.

• 4:22H. Foley?

  I'm starting that.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  How not to move with H. Foley.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. How to move like a bozo with H. Foley.

• 4:29H. Foley?

  Walk in, ask for a charger.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. You wanna, you wanna alienate everybody around you?

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Good, that's a great one.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:36H. Foley?

  That's a, that's a, uh...

• 4:37Speaker 01

  Ricky Velez.

• 4:38H. Foley?

  That's a Ricky Velez joke, yeah.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  About his cruise things.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, his cruise things, shows up to like a party at like Kanye's house.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  I just need, just need the block or something like, I got the cable, I just need the block. Um, yes, I don't know, it's just, yeah, that's just, it's a, a can of soda, cause you can't put a cap, if you can put a cap on it, that has a lid, I get that, but like...

• 4:56H. Foley?

  Does it, is this having to do with my?

• 4:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:58H. Foley?

  Club sodas being around the thing?

• 5:00Speaker 01

  Absolutely nothing to do with you.

• 5:00H. Foley?

  You just mean, you drink it and then throw it away?

• 5:04Speaker 01

  If you get a can of soda, it's, you know, and you're having lunch or whatever, you should, you shouldn't come, I think we were talking about...

• 5:10H. Foley?

  You don't take it with you?

• 5:11Speaker 01

  Where?

• 5:11H. Foley?

  Whatever, I don't know.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  That's what I'm asking. I've never been anywhere where I can't finish a fuck, a can of soda in seconds.

• 5:19H. Foley?

  Cause I wanna start being around with a beverage. Cause I started walking...

• 5:23Speaker 01

  Why not actually just work on your personality? I wanna be a bottle guy. I wanna be the guy that always has a bottle of, you know, what are you gonna be, what are you gonna be one of those guys?

• 5:32H. Foley?

  Work on my personality, well, the soda's gonna be part of my personality.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  I'm gonna be a soda guy.

• 5:37H. Foley?

  Half a can of, no, I'm not a soda guy. I'm gonna be a he, I'm gonna be having a drink in his hand guy, like a coffee or something. A bottle, half bottle of Pellegrino's nice.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  No, that's...

• 5:48H. Foley?

  I did that leaving the cellar the other night.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Oh, you are such a jerk off.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  I didn't go up on stage with it, I was leaving, I was like, can I grab a Pellegrino to go, and they have these screaming cold bottles down there.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  I don't know who you think you are. Bottle of Pellegrino to go, to go, huh?

• 6:03H. Foley?

  Well, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna get a bottle of whiskey, we'll see how that ends.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  I don't know, I don't know why you're threatening me. I don't know why there's only those two options.

• 6:10H. Foley?

  That's from Landman.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  I could see you stealing McCusker's move of carry in the Mountain Valley Spring Bottle.

• 6:15Speaker 01

  You're no shaman now.

• 6:16H. Foley?

  No, I'm no shaman.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  You can't do that.

• 6:18H. Foley?

  And I'm not a Mountain Valley guy.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  No, everybody thinks you probably...

• 6:21H. Foley?

  You either gotta be McCusker or a professional baseball player to roll around with one of those.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, everybody think you just dumped out the water, you found the bottle and put Mountain Dew in there at the, you snuck into an AMC and filled it up.

• 6:32H. Foley?

  I got milk, drinking milk out of it. Yeah, no, I can't do the Mountain Valley. I know, I know my limitations, but I could be walking around with a half a can, sipping a cold can of diet, uh, root beer, like a diet A and W.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  I don't think the can play, why not a bottle with a cap?

• 6:48H. Foley?

  Because that's the thing, it's ironic.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Ah, you're, you're unironically bothering me right now.

• 6:55H. Foley?

  So.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  Well, shit hits the fan, you got an open can, that's nuts.

• 6:59H. Foley?

  Why?

• 6:59Speaker 01

  What do you mean why?

• 7:00H. Foley?

  Shit hits the fan?

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:01H. Foley?

  What are you walking into?

• 7:03Speaker 01

  Who knows?

• 7:04H. Foley?

  Well, I dropped a can.

• 7:05Speaker 01

  You can't be walking around.

• 7:06H. Foley?

  Wait, you know, eh, right there.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  But then we, then how you gonna, how you gonna quench your thirst after, after you hit?

• 7:11H. Foley?

  I'm gonna keep it in one of those pouches where the bodyguards keep the guns.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  You don't know nothing, that's gonna spill, what are you talking about?

• 7:16H. Foley?

  I'm gonna have Skittles in there too.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  What, what's that have to do with, you're an idiot.

• 7:20H. Foley?

  I don't know, I've been, I've been looking Skittles lately. Had a little bit of a sweet tooth.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 7:24H. Foley?

  Candy, sure, you know, I'm bad, just to scratch the itch, they say that's common. Um.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  For larger.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  For a heavy.

• 7:34H. Foley?

  Fuck, I was gonna say some, oh, I did.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  I wanna be a drink guy, oh!

• 7:40H. Foley?

  And I wouldn't mind being, I wish I could pull off the, the broken sunglasses.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 7:44H. Foley?

  You didn't remember that back in the day? Oh, you're too young for that. There was a minute where wearing broken sunglasses was cool.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  Oh, you wanna bring that back?

• 7:51H. Foley?

  No.

• 7:52Speaker 01

  Half empty, half empty Diet Doctor Pepper and broken sunglasses.

• 7:55H. Foley?

  I broke my sunglasses.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Oh, is that what you're, I'm really trying to shoo them. I also think dirty underwear.

• 8:01H. Foley?

  I don't wear underwear.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Like those rave glasses with just no lens?

• 8:05Speaker 01

  No.

• 8:05H. Foley?

  No.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  I think he snapped his sunglasses and wants to wear them.

• 8:10H. Foley?

  I can't confirm or deny. But, um.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 8:14H. Foley?

  Um, about this, I, we're, we're, we're working, I'm at work, we're recording. I went and got a sandwich from the deli, they screwed me on the cucumber, as you saw. And I was enjoying a, a, a nice coffee with my turkey sandwich, I finished it and brought it into the studio with me.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  That's great. You're a guy who enters rooms.

• 8:35H. Foley?

  This is the vibe I'm talking about, yeah, like if I was just rolling around with this, hey, what's up? And I'm, I'm done introducing myself.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Okay, you're a real peach, you know that? What the heck is even that?

• 8:47H. Foley?

  I'm kidding about that.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. That's a guy of your stature, it's messy.

• 8:52H. Foley?

  Stature, like, size?

• 8:54Speaker 01

  No. Prominence in the comedy industry.

• 8:57H. Foley?

  I can't have a half-drunk soda or drink?

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, you get there and go, "Oh, where's the coffee? You don't have a coffee?" Someone will run and go, "Get me a coffee." That's what you do.

• 9:04H. Foley?

  Nobody's getting me a coffee.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  That's what you do. Luke, go get him a coffee.

• 9:07H. Foley?

  He wouldn't get me a coffee. Would you?

• 9:10Speaker 01

  Go get you a coffee right now? I got other business.

• 9:12H. Foley?

  I had to look a coffee just this morning.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  I know, and you really make a note of it.

• 9:17H. Foley?

  I did not.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Hey, everybody's call- you really make-

• 9:20H. Foley?

  I didn't even say anything to him.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  You make hard eye contact.

• 9:23Speaker 02

  You stood there with it hand out for like fifteen seconds.

• 9:27H. Foley?

  Yeah, cuz you weren't looking at me.

• 9:28Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  You didn't give me a, "Hey."

• 9:30Speaker 01

  And still, you're looking for a pat on the back. I gave him a coffee this morning. Real nice guy.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  Was it half-drunk? Sure.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  Was my finger in it? Maybe.

• 9:40H. Foley?

  You ever had that-

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Did I sneeze on it? Sure.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  You, that happens to you. You sending it back?

• 9:45Speaker 01

  What? If someone-

• 9:47H. Foley?

  Somebody, if the server hands you the drink like that.

• 9:51Speaker 01

  It depends on how thirsty I am.

• 9:53H. Foley?

  Or you're just not drinking it. Really? You'll go in?

• 9:55Speaker 01

  What, is his finger in the soda?

• 9:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, his finger's in the soda.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  No. What? Can't put my finger in the soda. Uh, no, probably not, but like I do get, a lot of times you get the beers or whatever, they get handed to you like that or so, or that's-

• 10:10H. Foley?

  Yeah, what do you get? Beers, it's killing the germs. That's always the way I looked at it.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's not the-

• 10:15H. Foley?

  You're drinking beers, you're drinking beers. It doesn't matter what the fuck's in it.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 10:18H. Foley?

  You're hoping a little something.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Uh, yes, okay. So here's my thing. As you know, I had to have, uh, it was my son's first birthday party and I had a little bit of a-

• 10:28H. Foley?

  Mazel.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  A little bit, thank you. A little bit of a soiree at the house. A little get-together with my family.

• 10:34H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  And that's very much-

• 10:35H. Foley?

  We haven't talked about this?

• 10:37Speaker 01

  No.

• 10:37H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 10:38Speaker 01

  So, that is, uh, you know, I don't host that often. We live in New York. I'm bit, you know, like, we live in an apartment, you don't entertain that often, so like- And also, well documented, as you, we, me and you have been the bozos of our family.

• 10:53H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 10:56H. Foley?

  I got the fucking half-drunk, drink coffee now.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  And these broken sunglasses. I'm the coolest guy here.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, my family's not talking to me. Is that what you're getting at?

• 11:05Speaker 01

  Why would I be getting that? Man, you're fighting thirty-eight fights in your head at a time.

• 11:09H. Foley?

  I'm not fighting it, I've accepted it. I stink.

• 11:14H. Foley?

  Friends of this club, no, 100%, bozos of the fam.

• 11:16Speaker 01

  We're the bozos of the fam.

• 11:18H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  We're just like, we've always done everything not correctly. We have older brothers who are a little bit more together and successful and, and the...

• 11:27H. Foley?

  My brother was a collared shirt on Sunday. Dressed up nice, nice, not even like trying. Just nice khakis and a collared shirt.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:36H. Foley?

  A button down. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 11:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's comfortable.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Good guy.

• 11:40H. Foley?

  I was, we had mass or whatever they had to do somewhere.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, that's what I'm saying. Where there's me, you're trying to sit down now.

• 11:47H. Foley?

  He's got shit to do on Sunday.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  I'm wide open.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  That's not great.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  I'm gonna go to the batting cage.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Get beat up by local children.

• 12:01H. Foley?

  Beat it creep.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Is your mom around?

• 12:04H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Uh, okay, now we're talking.

• 12:07H. Foley?

  No, I didn't mean that.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, so just, uh, you know, I'm in my head about enter, I've never really entertained or anything like that.

• 12:13H. Foley?

  Got ice?

• 12:14Speaker 01

  I got an ice maker. What is your ice? What are you, dad from the 1920s? Like, there's not ice in everybody's kitchen?

• 12:20H. Foley?

  There's not enough ice in that ice maker. I think a lot of people agree with me. That's trash. You gotta go get a bag of ice you got people over. If you have more than four people over your house, you go get a fucking bag of ice.

• 12:30Speaker 01

  That's, you're, you're...

• 12:31H. Foley?

  Oh, you got, you got a huge bin?

• 12:32Speaker 01

  When was the last time you've had more than four people over?

• 12:35H. Foley?

  We're getting personal.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  No, I'm just, no, you're taking it. I feel, well, you...

• 12:39H. Foley?

  I don't know four people. I don't know four people that would wanna hang out with me at once, to be honest with you.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 12:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm taking it.

• 12:50Speaker 01

  Now I got all this ice, I got no one to hang out with.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Four is also like the number of, it's the size of a family. Of course a ice maker can sustain four.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:58H. Foley?

  Alright, if you throw a 12... Have you seen this lot? What are you talking about? They come in with the, the, they got the empty glasses.

• 13:07Speaker 01

  You know, let's put, the wine's chilled.

• 13:09H. Foley?

  They're drinkers.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, the, yeah, exactly. If they're not drinking, fuck, we're not making margaritas or nothing.

• 13:14H. Foley?

  I'm going.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  What, what are you talking, we got, we got canned beer and cold wine.

• 13:21H. Foley?

  You got canned beer, cold wine? You are trash. And tomato pie. I don't know what they're bitching about. Canned beer, you got canned beer and cold wine?

• 13:32Speaker 02

  It's red.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  It's now a pinkish hue.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  Man, you, when you hit me with the Sutter Home the other day, that brought back so many memories.

• 13:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, the original Nisi wine.

• 13:42H. Foley?

  The Sutter Home White Zin.

• 13:45Speaker 01

  That's, that's, that's the only wine I knew.

• 13:48H. Foley?

  That was one.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I didn't know anything else existed. And like, honest, and like, that's not even a joke until my mom switched. And my stepdad started drinking to get real nasty.

• 13:58H. Foley?

  You know they use that as a, at a church that I was an altar boy at? I don't know what happened. He must have ran.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  Where were you? Fucking sandals?

• 14:08Speaker 01

  At a church?

• 14:09H. Foley?

  He must have ran out or something.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  Was my mom the deacon? What do you mean? No way. That's, you're nuts. You're no, no, I'm not buying that for a second. You've spun a lot of yarns, my friend. No way am I buying that.

• 14:22H. Foley?

  The name of the father's son and Casey and the Sunshine Band.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  And Robert Mondavi. Isn't that his name?

• 14:31H. Foley?

  Saint Mondavi.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  I remember the, I told you my friend was, friends were getting into wine and like caught, like flipping his weirdo friend.

• 14:37H. Foley?

  That's crazy. In college, you stink.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  And he was like, yeah, we got wine or something. And I was like, yeah, like Sutter Home. Like I didn't, you know, I don't know nothing. I'm like, I don't like Sutter Home. He's like, that's, the kid said to me, at, I was 21 or something, he goes, "That's Robert Mondavi table wine bullshit." I was like, okay, I will take my.

• 14:56H. Foley?

  Should have kicked him in the face.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  I will take my schlitz to go.

• 14:59H. Foley?

  We had that when craft beers were blowing up in the late 90s. Fucking shut the fuck up.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  I didn't understand. I mean, I get it now. I didn't understand the 60 minute.

• 15:08H. Foley?

  Let me know when the liquid acid gets here.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  I got a half drink cup of coffee. I'm looking to top off.

• 15:14H. Foley?

  I didn't drink coffee back then.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:18H. Foley?

  Yes, man. So go ahead.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Okay. So I was just, I was just, I, it's been in my head. I was just nervous. I ended up doing well. A little charcuterie board, some apps, and then we just ordered from a, it was a, it was a weeknight, low key. Everybody got there at five, gone by eight type thing. Just ordered, uh, ordered some pizza and stuff. Uh, cause now you gotta think it's mostly kids. The parents are outnumbered by the kids. So you're like, what are you doing? It used to be like, oh, let's get.

• 15:47H. Foley?

  Can't go wrong with a pie.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  No.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  Who's gonna, what are you gonna say?

• 15:50Speaker 01

  There's three, we did four, four large and a medium.

• 15:56H. Foley?

  How many, how much pizza have you been eating?

• 15:58Speaker 01

  It's gone.

• 15:59H. Foley?

  It was gone?

• 16:00Speaker 01

  I mean, it was perfect. I think there was one or, we did a mediums, uh, okay, four.

• 16:04H. Foley?

  She send it with anybody?

• 16:05Speaker 01

  What?

• 16:06H. Foley?

  Did she, your wife say, hey, take some pizza?

• 16:08Speaker 01

  No, no one's taking home, I mean, first of all, there wasn't enough to take home.

• 16:13H. Foley?

  My mom will do that shit after a cookout. And I'm like, what the fuck, man? You sent all the cutlets. I'm here for two more days.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  See, everything maybe had enough cutlets? You got a thing. You and your mom got issues, dog.

• 16:26H. Foley?

  She said, she'll send like, she'll send all the desserts, she'll get rid of dessert. My brother's going home with a goddamn fucking treasure.

• 16:32Speaker 01

  He's got a family.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  I'm sitting there with old jabani yogurt like a dickhead. You know what I'm saying? Luke, you're with me on that.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  No, you deserve that.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Just your attitude about it.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what you get. Why don't you get your fat ass off the couch and go to the store?

• 16:47H. Foley?

  I'm not saying nothing to my mother. I say, thank you very much, and I take the trash.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  And then come on, come on a half a million people and shit on her publicly.

• 16:54H. Foley?

  Don't say nothing. Fuck my.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Fuck up my, fuck up my plug. My cut, my cutlet plug. Turn me off.

• 17:03H. Foley?

  Get what's something about Quince.

• 17:05Speaker 01

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• 17:05H. Foley?

  Now, you know Quince.

• 17:06Speaker 01

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• 17:10H. Foley?

  You're a forward-thinking guy.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  Try to be.

• 17:12H. Foley?

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• 17:15Speaker 01

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• 17:15H. Foley?

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• 17:16Speaker 01

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• 17:16H. Foley?

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• 17:19Speaker 01

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• 17:20H. Foley?

  How about that? You know what I like?

• 17:21Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 17:22H. Foley?

  I like the tees they got on there. I gotta be honest with you. They're soft, they're easy to wear, they're lightweight cotton. Woo, very nice.

• 17:29Speaker 01

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• 17:38H. Foley?

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• 17:38Speaker 01

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• 17:51H. Foley?

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• 17:52Speaker 01

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• 18:34H. Foley?

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• 18:35Speaker 01

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• 18:37H. Foley?

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• 18:48Speaker 01

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• 18:56H. Foley?

  I like this.

• 18:57Speaker 01

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• 19:05H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 19:06Speaker 01

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• 19:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  Anywho.

• 19:52H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  It got me, um, it got, so then I, so I, I have a video I want to show you. Not of, uh, of an Instagram video of a guy planning his birthday party.

• 20:02H. Foley?

  His birthday party.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  His birthday party. He's entered, he's having it at his house.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  I just imagine it's Foley. Like Foley's home video. You got it somehow.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  I wish, dude. Fucking stand back, yeah.

• 20:16H. Foley?

  Wouldn't be anybody there.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  He's just a bunch of ice. Like an ice throne.

• 20:21H. Foley?

  Man.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  When they, ah!

• 20:25Speaker 01

  You don't need them.

• 20:26H. Foley?

  Nah, I don't.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  Do you need them for the TV?

• 20:28H. Foley?

  You might. No.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:29H. Foley?

  They're, they're reading glasses from close. Pretty attractive, huh?

• 20:34H. Foley?

  I also have my compression socks on right now. Swell it up.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  Um, so this is, so, well, well, I just, it's, it's a short thing, but there's some stuff on it that I would like to get your temperature, because this guy puts together a pretty nice soiree.

• 20:48H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  And it's not super classy, it's just, it's what we kind of feel, it's like well-thought-out things. Where you go, "Oh, that's a nice touch."

• 20:56H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 20:57H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 20:58Speaker 01

  It's not at a big mansion, it's just like a normal...

• 21:00H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  Guy's a little weird.

• 21:01H. Foley?

  Regular guy.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  Very regular guy, a little weird guy. I mean, he's throwing himself a 40th birthday party, but, you know. But he's got some rules about it, just, yeah.

• 21:08H. Foley?

  Alright, let's see.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  Roll the tape, Lucas.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  I'm throwing myself a 40th birthday party, and I usually put balloons on the mailbox just to denote where the house is, but people usually know where we live, but let's go inside and I'll show you what I did. Alright, you don't need to film like that, like...

• 21:23H. Foley?

  A nice joint?

• 21:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm not saying it's, I also like how this guy doesn't want to make the video at all, that's...

• 21:29H. Foley?

  Okay. You got balloons on your mailbox, you're 40 years old.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  So people can identi- I think it's nice where the guest coming.

• 21:36H. Foley?

  I give you that, I give you that.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  Hey, is it this, how, what, how, I don't know.

• 21:39H. Foley?

  Right. This guy does alright, looks like, he's in shape.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  Looks like a nice southern house.

• 21:44Speaker 03

  ... and I usually put out a cheese ball just so people can have an hors d'oeuvre, but one tip is, I would suggest you cut the cheese or start the cheese before your party, because most people will not be the first one to start or cut the cheese.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  That's not true.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  You got a handful of cheese going.

• 22:00H. Foley?

  But I, that's a nice touch.

• 22:01Speaker 01

  I do respect that in the sense of, like, it feels like, oh, somebody's already...

• 22:05H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah. I don't have, I don't have that problem.

• 22:09Speaker 01

  I think you would have that problem at someone other than your family member's home.

• 22:13H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 22:14Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? If you went to Luke's parents' house, and there was cheese sitting there, you wouldn't go, "I'm cracking that open."

• 22:21Speaker 02

  I don't know. My mother, as a good host, would probably crack open the cheese and get it...

• 22:26Speaker 01

  I just, that's something I never thought of.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:28H. Foley?

  Hit the kid with an invite, it's a little trial and error. That's not gonna happen.

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Showing off with ice. I got the ice, Mr. And Mrs. Dempsey.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  You're calling him Mr. And Mrs. Dempsey, you're older than him?

• 22:39H. Foley?

  No, I'm not.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  I'm really getting it.

• 22:44H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  Really putting it out there.

• 22:46Speaker 03

  Beer and seltzers in it, and that will cut the line down on the bar, so, uh, people can just grab a beer if they want, or go in the other room for a liquor drink.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  Nah, that kinda cooler.

• 22:55H. Foley?

  That kinda cooler in a room like that?

• 22:57Speaker 01

  But isn't that, it's not, it's for functionality and good time, is my take.

• 23:02H. Foley?

  Alright, okay.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  Right, where are you like, where, when are the beers ever in, if we were partying in here?

• 23:08H. Foley?

  They're always in the back.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  They're always out back, are you getting up to get a beer?

• 23:11H. Foley?

  Beer's on the porch.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Beers are next to you on the couch.

• 23:13H. Foley?

  You think anyone's hanging in that room?

• 23:14Speaker 01

  They got the cheese on the table. Where else, you know, I'm just saying, it's...

• 23:18H. Foley?

  I'm a kitchen hang guy.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  I like it, kid, lean on the counter.

• 23:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, lean on the counter.

• 23:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, but I do like the fact, well, why are you there? The beers are, uh, right back off the thing.

• 23:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, plus all the, all the, the pretzel nuggets and shit are there. The real apps are there, the hot apps. The buffalo chicken dip, the pretzels. I really know this based on my cousin Kelly's.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel like you're basing it off one, one place you've ever been, yeah, okay.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  I'm sure, I've heard Kelly throws a fantastic party.

• 23:45H. Foley?

  Kelly throws it out, shout out to her.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Usually put out...

• 23:49H. Foley?

  And cousin John, obviously.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  Jump back a hips, and John, yeah, shout out Patty, too.

• 23:54H. Foley?

  Patty's alright.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  A liquor drink. In the kitchen, I usually put out bar snacks, and then I have a couple adult treats if people wanna partake in that, since it's legal in Missouri. Down here in the den, I have a full bar set up, so the bartenders will, uh, be here, one will be here, and one will be also, uh, passing orders or taking drink orders.

• 24:12H. Foley?

  It's got people working.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Pause that. That's a, that's a classy thing. I've never seen, I've seen, I've been to a place where there's like a guy tending bar, right?

• 24:23H. Foley?

  In, in, in, in the extended family's best years.

• 24:29H. Foley?

  Once or twice on the Christmas Eve party, there was a lady that did that.

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't think we've ever really.

• 24:36H. Foley?

  We didn't know what to do.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Sure. Yeah, I don't know if we've ever had it. Maybe once or twice, but it's usually my uncle John.

• 24:41H. Foley?

  It wasn't at our house. It was at my cousin's house.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  Uncle did very well. And they did that once or twice.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  And that's like a little higher end we're doing. We don't want someone back there where we just want everybody to enjoy it. But they got a second guy going out and taking orders, popping into the room, "Hey, anybody need a Tom Con? Anybody need a Manhattan?" That's a real classy touch. Probably, what do you get, what do those guys cost you? A hundred?

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Hundred something, maybe?

• 25:11H. Foley?

  I'd do it for 50.

• 25:13Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. You say, "Hey, it's three hours. You gotta work four hours, 25 bucks an hour, plus whatever tips you collect," or maybe tell them no tip?

• 25:19H. Foley?

  Word.

• 25:20Speaker 01

  That's a nice touch to have at a 40 birthday classy soiree.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  I feel like you kinda gotta give them a bar, though.

• 25:27H. Foley?

  On the table is wild.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  Right? They need their office.

• 25:32H. Foley?

  That's wild, yeah. Where's the front of the bar?

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Right there is where you stand.

• 25:36H. Foley?

  So is he behind the bar or in front of the bar?

• 25:39Speaker 01

  He's in front of the bar. He would order there. I think that backs up into the corner.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  That's his fucking kitchen table.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  I'm with you.

• 25:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 25:49Speaker 01

  I'm not, also, I cut that. I'm not spinning it as the best, the classiest party.

• 25:55H. Foley?

  You were about to personally attack me. I believe you were.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  I think I was.

• 26:00H. Foley?

  I can, I can, I know, I can, I can write some of the material.

• 26:04Speaker 01

  What do you got?

• 26:04H. Foley?

  What table do you got? You don't got a bar. You couldn't have friends.

• 26:09Speaker 01

  Well, that last one I didn't say. I'm your friend.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  I was about to say the first one, then I was like, "Wait, I'm with him."

• 26:14Speaker 01

  Sure. Um, okay.

• 26:16H. Foley?

  Welcome to the dark side.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Usually just get my glasses from the dollar store, so they're actually kind of nice for the dollar store. So if someone drops and breaks it, it's not a big deal. And then I also did have cups made for my 40th birthday.

• 26:30H. Foley?

  Oh, I forgot to light the candle.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  That's a bit much.

• 26:34H. Foley?

  But...

• 26:35Speaker 01

  It's a nice touch!

• 26:36H. Foley?

  So this guy's... I'd be working for this guy.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  I do like...

• 26:40H. Foley?

  This guy's killing it!

• 26:41Speaker 01

  I do like, everything is in... This is what... My takeaway from it, everything is in service of a good time.

• 26:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  And everyone enjoying themselves.

• 26:50H. Foley?

  What's his name? Sorry, what's it say? Rs? 40th?

• 26:53Speaker 01

  JR's maybe? I don't know. I don't know his name.

• 26:55H. Foley?

  JR. This guy does alright.

• 26:58Speaker 01

  That's a real southern name, too. That's a real southern guy.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:04H. Foley?

  Probably went to like Chapel Hill.

• 27:05Speaker 01

  I feel people in the south wear a pair of chinos real well, that like, I can't.

• 27:09H. Foley?

  No.

• 27:10Speaker 01

  My boy Phil X wears a pair of... Can wear a pair of khakis, I just can't do.

• 27:14H. Foley?

  He looks solid.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  They're like too tight or always too baggy in the hips.

• 27:17H. Foley?

  You got fat legs.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  Okay, more at 11.

• 27:20H. Foley?

  I got fat legs, too.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Sure, I just...

• 27:23H. Foley?

  I have Questlove legs.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:26H. Foley?

  No disrespect.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  You got big mama ass.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  What?

• 27:32Speaker 03

  I also, I've never understood if they feel comfortable, because I've never met a pair of khakis I feel comfortable in.

• 27:37H. Foley?

  Well, you could wear them.

• 27:38Speaker 03

  I know, but I always feel...

• 27:39Speaker 01

  Nah, he's too thin, though.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  I am too, I don't have enough body.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  You have to have some, they gotta be tight in the right place. He's like a fucking telephone pole, this kid.

• 27:48H. Foley?

  String bean.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Happy birthday. Oh, I forgot to light the candles. Hang on. Open, take all the cellophane off. For food, I pick options that can sit out at room temperature for a couple hours, so I did beef tenderloin sandwiches with horseradish sauce.

• 28:03H. Foley?

  Whoa!

• 28:04Speaker 03

  And then I did veggies and dill dip.

• 28:05H. Foley?

  Whoa!

• 28:06Speaker 03

  And then I picked up toasted ravioli from my local grocery store.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  Hate toasted ravioli.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  And then I did shrimp cocktail with pink sauce. And then this is...

• 28:13H. Foley?

  Stop, stop, stop.

• 28:19H. Foley?

  I mean, that pink sauce, what the fuck? What are we doing? Pink sauce?

• 28:22Speaker 02

  Never heard of it.

• 28:23H. Foley?

  Ah. Over in Paris, they dip that shit just in straight mayo.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 28:28H. Foley?

  Which I-

• 28:28Speaker 01

  So what are you, are you, do you know what pink sauce is?

• 28:31H. Foley?

  I don't know, it's-

• 28:31Speaker 01

  You just don't like it?

• 28:32H. Foley?

  No, that's bad, that's a bad look. It looks like Pepto Bismol, you go cocktail sauce. I like the horseradish cream though, I'm trying to get more into that.

• 28:39Speaker 01

  Do you, okay, do you maybe think not everything at the party is built 100% for you? And that like, maybe some people enjoy a pink sauce? And then some people enjoy a toast-

• 28:48Speaker 02

  I think you would love it.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, no shit, you don't think the sauce to put-

• 28:50H. Foley?

  What is it?

• 28:51Speaker 01

  You eat shrimp like a flamingo, you might as well be pink.

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Pink sauce for shrimp is typically a creamy tangy condiment made of, by blending mayo and ketchup.

• 29:02H. Foley?

  No, what? That's pink sauce?

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then you'll add additions like lemon juice, Worcestershire, brandy, or hot sauce.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  He put some horseradish in there, I would do-

• 29:11Speaker 01

  You were fine sauce!

• 29:13H. Foley?

  I got a little pang. I'm a cocktail sauce man though, believe it or not. Shout out to fucking, um, Saint Hellos. Woo!

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Everyone's favorite that I make are party pizzas, so those will be hopefully a big hit. And then, another huge arrangement of peonies from the yard. Cigars, cigarettes, Eddie Valiant.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  People will know who Framed Roger Rabbit. This is new to my party, so I'm calling it a gentleman's bar, so I got cigars, cigarettes, um-

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Zinnies?

• 29:42Speaker 03

  Zins, some matches, and big red gum. So I got the cigars from JR Cigar, which is in town, which is great because I didn't have time to get monogrammed matches, so they gave me a, about 12 of their matches, and it works perfectly because it's the skyline of St. Louis and it's, has my name on it. This is right by the Screened Import, so people can grab a cig or a cigar and come out here and enjoy the space out here, or if they want to go down to the patio-

• 30:05H. Foley?

  Smoking in the house?

• 30:05Speaker 03

  I plant impatient-

• 30:06Speaker 01

  That's it. Yeah. But that's not bad. I've been to way worse fucking parties than that.

• 30:13H. Foley?

  I wish I was friends with that dude.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  That guy's alright.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  Yeah, that guy's alright.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  What is it about being put together, like, I never, I'm saying, I'm saying this because I just went through all of this, and I would never think of most of that stuff. I think you have to entertain a lot.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  It's a put together guy who gets it, though.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Cause it's also like-

• 30:29H. Foley?

  Heaters?

• 30:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, heaters?

• 30:30H. Foley?

  He strikes me as a guy that would be like, "Ain't can't, ain't hear." But, you got heaters on the fucking porch?

• 30:34Speaker 01

  I, this is my thing that I like about, I like about him, he goes, "It might not be for me, but I want everybody to be comfortable."

• 30:42H. Foley?

  My only gripe, and I'll-

• 30:45H. Foley?

  Walk back on the pink sauce. Or give it a shot. That toasted ravioli, that shit sucks.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  Sure, it's not the best.

• 30:54H. Foley?

  No, come on. Toasted ravioli was a mistake.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  But again, that might not be your thing.

• 30:59H. Foley?

  That's not, that's not it. It's not my thing, but I, I don't know anybody that likes that. Toasted ravioli was the biggest mistake we ever made as a society.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  I, listen, it's not my go-to.

• 31:13H. Foley?

  They're always too thick, there's too much breading.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  I, but I'm a, listen, I'm a sucker for fried bread and cheese. And dough, like, there's no, like, I, I get that there's better ver- a mozzarella stick is a better version of that. A whatever. There are better fried things that I'm gonna order. But I mean, if, if I'm fucking three Manhattans deep and there's a plate full of fried ravioli sitting on the table? I mean, what are we talking about?

• 31:41H. Foley?

  I'm gonna double down, fuck ravioli.

• 31:44Speaker 01

  As a whole?

• 31:45H. Foley?

  As a whole.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't lo- I, I would prefer fried ravioli over ravioli.

• 31:48H. Foley?

  I'll do the pumpkin ravioli in the win-

• 31:50Speaker 01

  No, you can't, you just said fuck ravioli as a whole.

• 31:52H. Foley?

  I'm talking about the big ones. I'll do a couple of those as a side. But regular ravioli-

• 31:56Speaker 01

  Man, you're a flip-flopper.

• 31:57H. Foley?

  Am I?

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Flip flopping.

• 31:59H. Foley?

  What about now?

• 32:01Speaker 01

  It's about to be an empty cup, now you're an even half-empty cup guy. Oh, I get it, refill. Where's JR when you need to send one of those bartenders my way?

• 32:09H. Foley?

  Fuck, man, now I'm, I'm out.

• 32:12Speaker 01

  See? Um, I don't know, I, listen. I, listen, I, I didn't, I mean, I should've known you're a, you're a, you're a harsh critic.

• 32:22H. Foley?

  For a guy who stinks.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  For a guy who stinks, I mean, beating up a guy-

• 32:27H. Foley?

  I'm not beating the guy up. I wish I was hanging out with the guy. I wish I was hanging out with him and he didn't know me.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  What?

• 32:33H. Foley?

  I wish he didn't know me. I was starting fresh with him.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  Ah, well, how'd you get the invite? The only invite you're getting is being stand-up and podcasting extraordinaire H. Foley. I mean, what do you think, you're gonna bump into this guy at the supermarket and he's gonna go, he got, he's got a, he's got a cart full of fried ravioli?

• 32:50H. Foley?

  I'm go-

• 32:50Speaker 01

  You asshole, those things stink!

• 32:52H. Foley?

  I'm going with a chick that, uh, that, that knows him.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 32:55H. Foley?

  I got no shot with that. No broad that's going to that thing. Tagging me along.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  No. This is H., my coworker.

• 33:04H. Foley?

  Fuck.

• 33:05Speaker 01

  That's a guy Dempsey would hang, Luke would hang. That's like a guy from Luke's hometown.

• 33:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  I, I, I.

• 33:12H. Foley?

  It's pretty good.

• 33:12Speaker 01

  I would lo- I would love.

• 33:13H. Foley?

  Is that the extent of the food, though? Sorry to cut you off. Is that it? Is that what we're looking at?

• 33:17Speaker 01

  I don't know. I didn't make it to, I didn't, I didn't get to the party.

• 33:20H. Foley?

  I bet you that's it, and that's alright.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, if, listen, I don't thi- I.

• 33:23H. Foley?

  He's probably got dinner reservations somewhere after that.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, who the fu- I don't wanna go to a party that, I don't wanna go to that party and eat. You're going to that party, you get fucked up. Do you see how much alcohol's on the bar? He's got edibles on the table. They, they, he's got a smoking lounge. You don't go to that bo- you don't go and go, oh, what time is the seated dinner?

• 33:42H. Foley?

  I'll tell you the one thing I know about that party. More than likely, someone is gonna fucking embarrass themselves.

• 33:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'd probably be me.

• 33:51H. Foley?

  ZBMs are weird. You got a handful of eddies in ya?

• 33:55Speaker 01

  That's why I, dude, at an early age in high school, someone was going around with cookies or brownies or something, and I went, I don't eat at parties anymore. Cause I would be the guy in the movie that you see fucking, next thing you know, I'm trying to drive the, I'm on the roof trying to drive the house. Back to my home planet. Yeah, not my cup of tea.

• 34:14H. Foley?

  Good shit.

• 34:15Speaker 01

  Uh, but all.

• 34:16H. Foley?

  Happy birthday, JR.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, and then he did, then, apparently, well, he mentioned those pizzas. And then he did the recipe on those little pizza Johns.

• 34:26H. Foley?

  It wasn't the Irish pizzas, was it? Is it?

• 34:29Speaker 01

  You've been pushing them things on me for weeks, dude.

• 34:31H. Foley?

  I don't know. I, that's, I fucked up for a second. He knew what was up.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  No. Uh, they're just.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  He does know it's up.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, dude, that guy is up.

• 34:38H. Foley?

  Mini pizzas?

• 34:40Speaker 01

  But they're like homemade.

• 34:41H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's sweet.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. That, I would never do that. I thought, at first I thought they were bagel bites. I said.

• 34:46H. Foley?

  I'd be down. I ain't seen any sweets floating.

• 34:50Speaker 01

  Uh, it's at the end. He's got, everything is individually packed, so you can get it on the walkout, like you, it's not.

• 34:57H. Foley?

  Get the fuck outta here.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  It's just like cookies and cupcake type there or something. I, some, some fancy dessert. I didn't know the name of. Yeah, all in like the cupcake cup, so you can just. You're on the move. No one's sitting down. You fucking be, you're trying to get fucking, you're trying to close trim in there.

• 35:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 35:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. Get weird. Yeah.

• 35:14H. Foley?

  Pink sauce is pretty good.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  How much ice you got? You got it, can I see your, can I see your, your chest of ice?

• 35:20H. Foley?

  He's got ice. Although the beers didn't have ice on them. You notice that? Those seltzers or whatever didn't have any ice on them. That should be covered in ice.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  Listen, I get, you come from a, I get the ice.

• 35:32H. Foley?

  We're ice people, man.

• 35:33Speaker 01

  You're a big, dude, ice people are like people that have nothing else to talk about. I get the ice, you don't get the ice, right? You stop and grab a bag, it's just like, we get it. Do it. We've advanced.

• 35:44H. Foley?

  Being told how to pack a, being trained how to pack a cooler, being corrected on how to pack a cooler, the different styles that my different uncles and cousins did, being yelled at.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  Got passed down genera, if you were, if somebody was four days older than you, they would yell at you about how you packed the cooler.

• 36:02H. Foley?

  Oh, I remember, yeah, I remember getting smacked around for it.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Okay, maybe this is why this guy's got such a big ice issue.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  You're gonna need more ice.

• 36:12H. Foley?

  That's the one thing I could do, I put a cooler together.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  I think coolers now, these Yetis and the, it's like you put six ice cubes in there, it keeps it cold for fucking nine years, till, you know, till it, it's not, I've never been to a party and been like, these are, this stuff is warm.

• 36:29H. Foley?

  I'd freak out.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  I, it's never, it doesn't happen anymore. The technology is so advanced.

• 36:34H. Foley?

  I would've ruined the day. I can't eat shrimp cocktail with a fucking warm soda.

• 36:40Speaker 02

  What about warm pink sauce?

• 36:45Speaker 01

  He would just be complaining at that party.

• 36:48H. Foley?

  I probably, I would, I'd break something or something, not on purpose.

• 36:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, his will to live.

• 36:53H. Foley?

  I couldn't sit in that front room.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Why?

• 36:56H. Foley?

  That nice flowered couch, had a pink sauce on it.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  You know, it just looks pretty good, actually.

• 37:03H. Foley?

  I'd be wearing a shirt like that, it's looking like a dickhead.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  JR is crying by the end of the party, he just...

• 37:10Speaker 01

  Said you're a comedian?

• 37:12H. Foley?

  Kind of stuff do you do? I don't know, you know?

• 37:14Speaker 01

  Wait, who's there?

• 37:15H. Foley?

  Ah, somebody was asking me at the party about it. Probably a chick.

• 37:19Speaker 02

  JR is like, I wish my birthday never existed.

• 37:22H. Foley?

  Well, I don't know if I drove him that far, Luke, Jesus. Yeah, I broke a couple of his dollar store glasses.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  Like, doesn't matter, from the dollar store, actually, pretty nice. I even like that, like, that stuff that just, it's, that's like very Jay Larson to me.

• 37:35H. Foley?

  That shrimp should have some ice on it, too.

• 37:40H. Foley?

  Oh Larson would do that. Larson would do better than that. Larson's classy.

• 37:47H. Foley?

  Larson does better.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  I'm not saying he doesn't. Listen, it's not-

• 37:49H. Foley?

  Larson's not doing fried ravioli, shout out to Jay Larson.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  I don't like, I think you're grading this guy too hard on if it's classy or not.

• 37:54H. Foley?

  I'm not, I told you I want to hang out with the guy.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  I know, but it's like, to me, it's the idea of it's not classy, it's just nicer. It's for, that is like the nicest event I would go to as a dirtbag. I don't, I don't want to be at a classy event. Classy events stink. They're stuffy. You gotta dress up for it. This is, you roll in whatever. That guy, he's got a pair of, I put on a nice pair of southern dockers. Nice shirt, like, I'd fit right in. You know what I mean? Nice par, nice comb over. I'd fit right in. I could be a southern boy.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  A lot of denim you got there.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  You're dressed like Rip from Yellowstone?

• 38:36Speaker 01

  I'm sweating, it's hot as shit. I'm in that big black jacket.

• 38:41H. Foley?

  Is that all he owned?

• 38:42Speaker 01

  I guess.

• 38:44H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  But you ain't got a white t-shirt for it?

• 38:47H. Foley?

  I've been catching those clips all the time. It's making me start wanting to watch the show.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  It's a great show.

• 38:51H. Foley?

  I can't go all the way back.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Dude, the first two seasons are really good. You got nothing but time.

• 38:57H. Foley?

  Nah, I can't go, I can't get involved in that.

• 38:59Speaker 01

  Just too busy watching the clips?

• 39:00H. Foley?

  I can't get involved with the ranch.

• 39:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 39:02H. Foley?

  It's too much.

• 39:04Speaker 01

  You know what's real trashy? I saw a guy the other day wearing a Yellowstone hat, and it's the Y. Right? It's like a specific font Y. And he seemed pretty classy and he was wearing it, and I went...

• 39:15H. Foley?

  That is an actual ranch though, I think.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  It's Dutton Ranch?

• 39:19H. Foley?

  In real life, I think it is.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  I don't think so. No.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  I thought it was what's-his-face's.

• 39:22Speaker 01

  Is that Kevin Spacey, or no, Kevin, what's his name? Waterworld? Hey, Waterworld, zip it.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Costner.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Costner.

• 39:30H. Foley?

  Hey, old man, zip it.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  Is that Y?

• 39:32H. Foley?

  Nah, it's fucking Tyler Sheridan's, I think. That's what I thought.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  No, that's in, he owns a thing in Texas that they shoot at. That ranch is a fictional ranch, I believe.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  It's real, but it's called something else.

• 39:44H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, it's like Y Y Y Y Y or something. I just made that up, I don't know.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  What? That's a wild thing to make up.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  It's called Chief Joseph Ranch.

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Is that Y from Yellowstone? Like, the Yellowstone National Park, like, is that? Because I feel to wear the Y from Yellowstone. As all like, a fictional ranch is pretty, I saw a guy-

• 40:07H. Foley?

  You're like you're wearing a Becker jacket.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  Just a doctor's collab coat.

• 40:12H. Foley?

  I'll get you some Becker merch. I'm sure they have some laying around somewhere.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, right, it's pretty, that's tough to get your hands on.

• 40:18H. Foley?

  Talk to the agents.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  That Y is only for Yellowstone.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a tough, this guy seemed pretty classy, I went, I thought it was like Yale or something. I was like, this guy, that's pretty good, and I go, wait a second, that's fucking-

• 40:29H. Foley?

  It's like you're wearing an Omaha Steaks jacket. Shout out to them.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  It's the Dutton Ranch.

• 40:33H. Foley?

  Kim, it's like about Chime.

• 40:34Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 40:36H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 40:39H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 40:40Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 40:41H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, hey, I wish I had Chime.

• 40:55Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in, Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is, then you got these big corporate banks-

• 41:06H. Foley?

  Amen.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  -coming after ya.

• 41:08H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 41:09Speaker 01

  Overdraft fee, uh, monthly statement, not it, oh, oh, five dollars for this, ten dollars for that, they got their hand in your pocket.

• 41:15H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:15Speaker 01

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• 41:50H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 41:51Speaker 04

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• 42:03Speaker 01

  Um, listen, all that's neither here nor there, we got a gosh darn family episode on our hands, gang. As you know, when you sign up for the old Patreon, we'll answer your garbage question on the friggin' air. Talk about this one, you know, this is classy and trashy. This is from Big Ben. Are you garbage if you put chicken patties in the toaster at work? I nuked them for a minute, then pop them in the toaster to get a nice crispy crunchy toast. Yes, I'm fat. What of it? I've never, in all my patty days, I've never, never thought about that.

• 42:32H. Foley?

  The idea of this, uh, has recently, um...

• 42:37Speaker 01

  Come across your desk.

• 42:37H. Foley?

  Coming to the front of my mind. Not just a chicken patty. I put something in it at my mom's and she freaked out, but it was, it was a good idea.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  Toaster oven?

• 42:47H. Foley?

  No, toaster. Put something in the toaster. I can't remember exactly what it was. It was something that shouldn't go in there, but like the chicken patty, it could.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:57H. Foley?

  Which it's a great idea.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm all, I'm on board.

• 43:01H. Foley?

  It's, it's, it's like genius level.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  That's why I'm, I'm a fan of the toaster oven. I grew up with the toaster oven. It's like, the heat's right there. It's small, it's tight. Is it the most efficient? Probably not, but you get a nice crunch.

• 43:14Speaker 02

  Get better eyes on it, too.

• 43:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 43:16H. Foley?

  Which I always said was trashy.

• 43:19Speaker 01

  You rea- this whole...

• 43:20H. Foley?

  But that's also, I just, I mean, since the inception of the show, I've said...

• 43:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:24H. Foley?

  Because I, because anybody that I knew that had one, it was fucked up in there. Like, it looked like fucking...

• 43:30Speaker 01

  No, ours wasn't great.

• 43:31H. Foley?

  It looked like fucking downtown LA. Like, it was bad.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. No, yeah, ours wasn't good. But, I don't know, it just seems like such a better... We were also not a big toast. The toaster seemed, the actual standalone toaster seemed so limited to me.

• 43:47H. Foley?

  We used it all the time. We were big waffles, toast, English muffins, bagels. We fucking cinnamon toast. That Pepperidge Farm cinnamon toast.

• 43:56Speaker 01

  Yeah. Rye toast, wheat toast. That's fucking toast. Comes in sliced in a bread aisle.

• 44:02H. Foley?

  We had a lot of, we had a lot of toast. We had, we had a lot of toasted bread. We were, we were big on it.

• 44:06Speaker 01

  I, I mean, as were we, but I'm just saying like, dude, we would put fucking pizza in there. Fucking chicken patties in a... You can't put pancakes in a toaster?

• 44:14H. Foley?

  Yeah, my mom had made pancakes.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  My mom had made pancakes.

• 44:18Speaker 01

  You can't, I was, I thought you were making them in there. I said, that'll start an electrical fire.

• 44:22H. Foley?

  The kids were over, she had made pancakes.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Hey, we're doing a show.

• 44:28Speaker 01

  The fuck?

• 44:30H. Foley?

  I was thinking about the pancakes.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  I know.

• 44:32H. Foley?

  She does like bacon in it.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 44:34H. Foley?

  She does like bacon pancakes.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Did you yell at her for that too?

• 44:36H. Foley?

  I didn't yell at her for anything.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  Is it bacon bits or one strip?

• 44:40H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 44:40Speaker 01

  You can't be doing bacon bits. I'd have her committed. I'm on Foley's side with that. Dumb broad's losing it.

• 44:46H. Foley?

  It's a strip.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Bacon bits are for dogs and salads.

• 44:53H. Foley?

  I disagree with that. Um, it's one strip and she pours the, it's, wow. But she had made pancakes and put them in the fridge and they were like pretty stiff and I threw a couple in the toaster and she was yelling at me about it, I don't know why.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  They're in the tub at the time.

• 45:15H. Foley?

  Little snack on my way to hell.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I don't know. I would, yeah, the toaster just, no, I didn't know anybody with a toaster.

• 45:23H. Foley?

  That's, what are you talking about? You know the toaster? Pat didn't have a toaster.

• 45:29Speaker 01

  Pat.

• 45:29H. Foley?

  Your whole squad had toaster ovens. That might be the 10 years difference. You know? You had a toaster oven?

• 45:38Speaker 02

  Nah, I mean, we had both.

• 45:39H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  Why have both?

• 45:42Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 45:43H. Foley?

  Classy. Probably all queezing on it.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  Well, no, we swapped. At one point, we had the toaster. We started with the toaster oven, then swapped over to the toaster.

• 45:49H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:50H. Foley?

  Look at that. That's a telltale sign right there.

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Went toaster.

• 45:53H. Foley?

  Is the toaster oven trashier than the toaster?

• 45:58Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 45:58H. Foley?

  That's big.

• 45:59Speaker 01

  Now you're off on a topic.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  To me, I.

• 46:04H. Foley?

  I think your, your generation, you and your boys.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  The greatest, world's greatest, the greatest generation, yeah. Heroes. Mm-hmm.

• 46:12H. Foley?

  You did take a lot of Molly, I'll give you that. Um, that might have been the time for the toaster oven. So I'm gonna give you.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  But right now.

• 46:22H. Foley?

  Nobody's got a toaster oven.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  No?

• 46:24H. Foley?

  No.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 46:26H. Foley?

  No.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  Sound off in the comments.

• 46:27Speaker 02

  Well, they're kinda coming back, cause like, uh.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  Cause those, that, uh, Sal Vakunis got that, that cool Japanese one.

• 46:34H. Foley?

  I got a cool Japanese one.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  And the Japanese, we all know, are pretty cool. I don't forgive them for what they did.

• 46:42H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  Rest in peace to everybody.

• 46:44H. Foley?

  9/11.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Uh huh. They did 9/11?

• 46:49H. Foley?

  Hey.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 46:51H. Foley?

  Uh. Does your brother have one? He's a, he's a, he's a modern dad?

• 46:57Speaker 01

  It's a good question.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  I don't have my phone on. The, the air fryer has also kind of taken away the need of the toaster oven to a degree. I'll give you that.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  Can't put a pancake in a air fryer?

• 47:09Speaker 01

  Why not?

• 47:09H. Foley?

  Can't you put a waffle in there?

• 47:11Speaker 01

  Definitely.

• 47:11H. Foley?

  Really?

• 47:12Speaker 01

  To heat up? I put everything in there. Yeah, we heat up the baby's waffles in there.

• 47:15H. Foley?

  The baby's waffles?

• 47:16Speaker 01

  The baby's waffles.

• 47:17H. Foley?

  He's eating waffles?

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Ketchup popsicle?

• 47:22Speaker 01

  The baby's waffles.

• 47:23H. Foley?

  He's eating waffles?

• 47:24Speaker 01

  It sounded like you were just learning how to talk. The baby's waffles. Uh.

• 47:28H. Foley?

  Maybe he's eating waffles.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  I mean, not like fucking, you know, not Lego my ego, but he's, we make them baby waffles and then...

• 47:36H. Foley?

  Oh, but you make them like, aren't they like with like sweet potato or something?

• 47:39Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't make them. She makes them. Yeah. Uh...

• 47:44Speaker 01

  Banana based, I think.

• 47:45H. Foley?

  That's pretty cool. That's probably good shit.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  Maybe like an egg or something like that.

• 47:48H. Foley?

  Oh, that's probably...

• 47:49Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 47:49H. Foley?

  Nice. I like it. I like a...

• 47:52Speaker 01

  Most of his stuff is reheated in the air fryer, or he's got a thing that cooks it. I mean, he doesn't.

• 47:56H. Foley?

  Souvi?

• 47:57Speaker 01

  No, cotton...

• 47:59H. Foley?

  Baby souvi?

• 48:00Speaker 01

  Takes fucking six weeks to fucking make a pancake. Actually, it takes forever.

• 48:04H. Foley?

  What's the deal with that? What are we doing?

• 48:06Speaker 01

  I don't like it.

• 48:07H. Foley?

  Fuck at it. Put it on the grill.

• 48:11H. Foley?

  Souvi.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  You've been doing that face a lot. That's very Alec Baldwin from, uh... Thirty?

• 48:19H. Foley?

  No.

• 48:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 48:20H. Foley?

  Comedians and Cars.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  Comedians and Cars, yeah.

• 48:22H. Foley?

  Really?

• 48:23Speaker 01

  Really.

• 48:25H. Foley?

  I'm sorry. I'm thinning out. I'm looking more like him every day, getting more attractive.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  Stealing his facial...

• 48:31H. Foley?

  I'm not stealing his facial expression.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  Okay, guy got a little too defensive about it.

• 48:35H. Foley?

  Did I? Did I, Kevin?

• 48:37Speaker 01

  Oh, you can do Batman too.

• 48:38H. Foley?

  Hello, Kevin.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  Um...

• 48:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, okay, I don't know.

• 48:45H. Foley?

  The chicken patty, that's... I'd be, he'd be running the company.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  It is the trashiest form of chicken. Yeah, work office, when I worked at the law firm, they had a toaster.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  You're making toast at work?

• 48:59Speaker 01

  They had toast there for you. They had loads of bread, you could make toast.

• 49:02H. Foley?

  Stop. You could just make toast. No, you couldn't.

• 49:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, there was toast and, uh...

• 49:08H. Foley?

  Shut the fuck up. You're...

• 49:09Speaker 02

  You quit right now?

• 49:11H. Foley?

  Wait a minute.

• 49:14Speaker 01

  You do Jonah Hill from, uh... You show me a loaf of bread and a toaster in a break room right now, I'll quit my job, I'll go to work for them.

• 49:22H. Foley?

  Wait a minute.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  What?

• 49:24H. Foley?

  You're telling me, in the break room at work, they supplied you with toast?

• 49:28Speaker 01

  You're not gonna believe me.

• 49:30H. Foley?

  I know you had orange juice and apple juice, because you drank it all the time, and you would get like a sugar coma towards the end of the day.

• 49:36Speaker 01

  No, I felt like my teeth were gonna fall out at one point.

• 49:38H. Foley?

  That, that's crazy.

• 49:39Speaker 01

  I felt like a horse. I felt like there was too much space in between my teeth. You know what I mean? I was drinking a lot of phosphate. So, like, good for you. What?

• 49:50H. Foley?

  Continue.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  There was a loaf of bread, not great bread though, if I remember, but there were bagels. There was like a thing of Thomas bagels, and I believe Thomas English muffins.

• 50:00H. Foley?

  2 o'clock, you'd walk in the break room, you're banging out an English muffin.

• 50:03Speaker 01

  Well, you're like, also not allowed to just start eating when you're at work.

• 50:07H. Foley?

  Why?

• 50:09Speaker 02

  What do you think?

• 50:10H. Foley?

  So you couldn't get up from your desk at 2 o'clock, walk in the break room, make an English muffin habit, and walk back to work?

• 50:15Speaker 01

  I mean, you could, but like, it'd be relatively...

• 50:19H. Foley?

  People would be, if your boss saw you, be like, "What are you doing? I'm just grabbing a bagel."

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, you should be working.

• 50:24H. Foley?

  I am. I'm just grabbing a bagel.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  No, you're making a bagel. I think... A bagel. The boys are at odds today.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  Bagel.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  You've never had a normal job. It's so funny.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Well, you're like shopping...

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Like, you don't understand how...

• 50:41Speaker 01

  You're like, "What do you mean it's my American right as a patriot to eat these bagels you pay for?"

• 50:46H. Foley?

  It's a snack room. You're saying you can only do it on your lunch break?

• 50:49Speaker 01

  That's kind of the thing, yeah.

• 50:51H. Foley?

  I see on the office, they do that shit all the time.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  What?

• 50:55H. Foley?

  That you're popping in and out, grabbing a soda. You can't go get a soda?

• 50:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's different. You can walk in and, "Hey, I'm gonna get a coff-" grabbing a coffee and making a bagel and eating a bagel are significantly different.

• 51:07H. Foley?

  You can't eat it at your desk?

• 51:09Speaker 01

  Hey, you just drank a coffee while working, right?

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 01

  If out of nowhere, you just got up, went, made a bagel, came back and ate it and tried to work, I'd have something to say about it. I think that's a fair

• 51:21H. Foley?

  The problem with that is you'd smell it first. You're like, "What the fuck is he doing?" Yeah, if I walked through an office and I smelled bagels, I'd be like, "What's going on in here?"

• 51:29Speaker 01

  Who's working around here? Yeah.

• 51:31H. Foley?

  Like, I do- first of all, if I'm at work and I'm hungry and I smell English muffins, I'm done. I'm not where- I can't focus. Are you kidding me? You can't do that. You can't do that.

• 51:46H. Foley?

  Might as well spray pussy spray in you.

• 51:52H. Foley?

  Fucking stripper perfume. I'm checking the fuck out, dog.

• 51:57H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? You can't walk, dude. What? That's crazy. That's fucking entrapment.

• 52:03Speaker 01

  I think it was- listen, I think it was more-

• 52:05H. Foley?

  Putting toast?

• 52:07Speaker 01

  You are such a fat bitch.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  That's infatment. Toast? How am I supposed to just walk around when there's toast in here?

• 52:15H. Foley?

  Don't give me that shit. Nobody can walk around and smell toast and not get hungry.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  Regular people can.

• 52:21H. Foley?

  No, they can't.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  I think the toast- I never fucked with the toast or the bagels.

• 52:26H. Foley?

  What's the butter situation?

• 52:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:28H. Foley?

  Really?

• 52:29Speaker 01

  Jellies jams.

• 52:31H. Foley?

  Oh, fuck them. That place still in business?

• 52:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, they do. I think they do very well.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  God forbid if you work for Google or something. He would take down the whole operation.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  They're told me unlimited vacation days? You just never show up.

• 52:43H. Foley?

  Do they have that?

• 52:44Speaker 01

  A lot of places.

• 52:45H. Foley?

  Unlimited vacation days? What the fuck does that mean?

• 52:48Speaker 02

  I mean, we have them.

• 52:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  Do we?

• 52:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's te- like, you're technically allowed unlimited vacation days.

• 52:55H. Foley?

  I am. What do you mean?

• 52:58Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 52:59H. Foley?

  You're not, what are you, fucking nuts?

• 53:00Speaker 01

  Yes, I did. Didn't he go, he was in like Paris for two weeks.

• 53:04Speaker 02

  Every, like-

• 53:05H. Foley?

  He couldn't just not show up.

• 53:06Speaker 01

  That's not a vacation, ya bozo. Do you, have you, have you ever, the only thing you've quoted about a job is the office so far.

• 53:14H. Foley?

  I worked in an office once. I was a dispatcher for, uh, Carrier International Limousine Company. I worked the overnights.

• 53:19Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Sounds like a character from a Law and Order episode, if I'm being honest.

• 53:23H. Foley?

  I find the body.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  I don't know, Saj.

• 53:27H. Foley?

  She was right back here. I didn't see nothing. Yeah, that's the only office job I ever had.

• 53:33Speaker 01

  I don't know if that's a real office office.

• 53:35H. Foley?

  No.

• 53:35Speaker 01

  My, that is a call center.

• 53:37H. Foley?

  I can smoke cigarettes.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  For criminals, yeah.

• 53:39H. Foley?

  Yeah. Alright.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  I don't, I'm just saying, I think the unlimited vacation-

• 53:44H. Foley?

  I'm not playing dumb, I didn't really-

• 53:45Speaker 01

  No, I know.

• 53:46Speaker 02

  No, this is like kinda new too.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  The unlimited vacation is like, hey, let's say we were hiring somebody, right, and Luke goes, "Hey, I see you guys have an unlimited vacation policy." We go, "Yes, we do."

• 53:59H. Foley?

  I take the month of April off.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I go, "If, the people who are gonna abuse it, do not keep the job."

• 54:05Speaker 02

  It ends up screwing you a lot of times. You end up taking less vacations.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 54:09Speaker 02

  Cause like, oh, if you had guaranteed four weeks, you would just take, you'd be like, "Oh, I'm going on vacation end of August, whatever." But now, people are like, "I'm not gonna go on vacation."

• 54:17Speaker 01

  Well, so and so's not using all their vac- I don't wanna be the person who goes on vacation all the time, so it's actually like, reverse psychology to not take a lot of vacation, but also people-

• 54:25H. Foley?

  Can I get a job at Google?

• 54:27Speaker 01

  Probably not, no.

• 54:28H. Foley?

  You don't think?

• 54:28Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 54:29H. Foley?

  As a personality?

• 54:30Speaker 01

  Uh, see, have them pull up, we can, we can, we can apply. Well, that'll be a good Patreon episode. You can apply for a job at Google and see if you get it.

• 54:37H. Foley?

  That'd be pretty good.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  And we'll see, we'll do the video interview with ya. I'll coach you through the video interview. We'll do some mock trials.

• 54:44H. Foley?

  I'll need a piece of toast.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  What is your toast policy? But, people would come in early and do that. It's like, I think if it was like, "Hey, you have to clock in by nine," you would get there at 8:45, you could make some toast, whatever, but like, you had to be, you know. You can't show up at nine, fucking cruise to the clocking, cruise to the break room, stop by Sandy's, hit on her, go ask for your check a couple days early, go pop, uh, you know, it's not the, you know, not that kind of, uh, these are, these are white collar professionals.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  So you've walked through the office and smelled toast?

• 55:18Speaker 01

  Yeah. I've been in there when people are making vegels and toast.

• 55:22H. Foley?

  That's crazy to me. Well, what would our grandparents think of that?

• 55:27Speaker 01

  What?

• 55:27Speaker 02

  They'd say, "Get back to work."

• 55:30H. Foley?

  They'd fuck a toaster at work? That's nuts. One of the Chinese are kicking our ass.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  Don't we have a toaster here? We have an air fryer here.

• 55:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, but we're idiots. This isn't a business. Morons.

• 55:44H. Foley?

  You'd wear a jean jacket.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  They had a toaster in the office.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  This is a denim jacket, I will have you know.

• 55:49H. Foley?

  You know, we're not like, this isn't an office office.

• 55:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just odd to me that you're like, it's that insane. I guess, yeah, you're just...

• 55:56H. Foley?

  If you had a tune recording, I went and made a piece of toast, you wouldn't say anything.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  No, because we're not at work. You're off. That time in between is your life. You're like, "Hey, I need to run to the store." You're also allowed to do that.

• 56:07Speaker 02

  That'd be like your lunch break.

• 56:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:09H. Foley?

  No.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  That'd be your 15-minute break.

• 56:11H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 56:12Speaker 01

  I'm gonna start fucking counting your breaks.

• 56:14H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 56:14Speaker 01

  You know what I mean.

• 56:15H. Foley?

  I want a limited vacation days.

• 56:17Speaker 01

  You have them. You don't know how good you got it.

• 56:20H. Foley?

  I gotta know where to go.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  You're like, "What?"

• 56:23H. Foley?

  I gotta know where to go. You're going away. I got nothing. I'll be here in the city, hanging out.

• 56:26Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  Google is hiring comedians to train AI.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  What's the job?

• 56:36H. Foley?

  I could be that dude in Terminator 2.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  That's just you now.

• 56:42H. Foley?

  That guy did the whole thing.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  They're just trying to give the artificial intelligence human-like traits and relatable humor.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  You're gonna train AI to take our fucking jobs? You probably would, you scab. Fucking backstab me one last time.

• 56:54H. Foley?

  You bald prick.

• 56:57H. Foley?

  What's the deal with toast at work? No shit!

• 57:00Speaker 01

  What's the... Is there a...

• 57:03H. Foley?

  What's the cash looking like?

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, salary?

• 57:07Speaker 02

  I don't have that. Let me get... I mean, Google pays a lot. You're over six figures. Doing pretty good.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  That's pretty good. They're hiring comedians?

• 57:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Is that just posted, or is that like an article?

• 57:18H. Foley?

  Are they hiring writers, or what?

• 57:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was gonna say, why would they just go to fucking... They can reach out to anybody's agent and go, "Yeah, I want some bad," and, yeah, you know.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Well, no, but I think that it's really just like, they want a bunch of different types of people to like, help train this AI, is ideally what they're going for.

• 57:32H. Foley?

  That's scary.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  I'm not doing that.

• 57:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm not doing that.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  We ain't doing that.

• 57:35H. Foley?

  Oh, no. You know what I'll do? I'll work from the inside. I'll go in and bomb, and this guy'll stink.

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, they use these people... So they hire creative...

• 57:43Speaker 01

  I won't be hard.

• 57:45Speaker 01

  Here and there flops. Alright, so I told the paki dur.

• 57:49H. Foley?

  I saw one of them dogs the other day. It was on forty se- or on thirty-fourth street. One of those robot dogs.

• 57:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, what was he doing?

• 57:56H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 57:57Speaker 01

  What do you mean? Oh, have you ever had a conversation before?

• 58:00H. Foley?

  He was, he walked out in the front door.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  How do you open a door?

• 58:04H. Foley?

  No, there's a guy standing there. That must have been like a show dog or something. Like, you know, like, what's it called? A floor model.

• 58:11Speaker 01

  A floor model?

• 58:12H. Foley?

  I don't know. Walked out and got up on a tandem and his face started spinning.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  I would have fucking, well, I would have speared that thing like Bill Goldberg.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  Why you doing it with this? Fuck that guy, dude.

• 58:24H. Foley?

  He was, he was a little one, but it was scary. Got up and it like started walking towards the tourist. And it, he had something on his face that was like spinning. Like, it looked like a, like a boring machine.

• 58:33Speaker 01

  That's what you are.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Rude.

• 58:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, you know what's funny is my instinct, I was far away from it. Like, I wasn't near it. My first instinct, instinct was to kill it.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 58:46H. Foley?

  Is that weird?

• 58:47Speaker 01

  No, I don't know. Just seeing if that thing went fucking berserk in Times Square.

• 58:52H. Foley?

  It's a little one, but yeah, you'd think you'd be able to stop that, right? I guess if it's made of a strong enough metal, you couldn't. Somebody'd have to sacrifice themselves and grab it.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  That'd be a good job for you.

• 59:04H. Foley?

  Google, Google pay him.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 59:07H. Foley?

  Robot dog wrangler?

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Let's see.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  Paying one fifty to martyrs.

• 59:14Speaker 01

  Give it to my mother.

• 59:16H. Foley?

  Hey, give it to Patty.

• 59:19Speaker 01

  Um, this one is, uh, from Phil9DX. Great name.

• 59:24H. Foley?

  Sweet.

• 59:24Speaker 01

  That's a good one. Ten dollar gym membership here. Only have one red, but kinda glossed over it. My apology, sir, sometimes that happens when me and-

• 59:32H. Foley?

  And we start yapping.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  Being a big man, get cooking. Is it garbage, garbage to warm up bread or tortillas on your glass top stove? Not on a pan, directly on the glass?

• 59:42H. Foley?

  No. That's also goes for anybody that has, uh, well, yeah, okay, alright, listen.

• 59:48H. Foley?

  Let's go back to the chicken. Is it trashy? Yes. Is it genius? Yes.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  What chicken?

• 59:54H. Foley?

  The chicken patty in the toaster.

• 59:56Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 59:57H. Foley?

  Um.

• 59:59Speaker 01

  I'm okay with this.

• 1:00:00H. Foley?

  I, I mean, I'm a hundred percent okay. When I, when I realized that I could heat, that I could toast tortillas on the open flame on the gas stove.

• 1:00:08Speaker 01

  But that's classy. That's how it's done in Mexico and shit. They do, that's over open flame on like a, on like a burner.

• 1:00:15H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:00:15Speaker 01

  That's like, that's how that's done.

• 1:00:18H. Foley?

  Hey, yeah, and the, uh, listen, and if it's on an electric one, you're trash. No, you can't, on the coils.

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, no, this is, I mean, the coils.

• 1:00:29H. Foley?

  Yeah, but a glass one, those are classy.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't think they.

• 1:00:33H. Foley?

  They get hot too. What is that, electric?

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, boogie woogie. I don't think they, I don't, I don't think that, I think that technology, like the toaster oven got phased out. I don't think they're.

• 1:00:43H. Foley?

  Toaster oven? You mean the glass?

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  The glass, like the toaster oven had its time. I don't see them, I don't see new ones much anymore.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  My parents just got a real nice one.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  I'm sure there's, again, like the Japanese, I'm sure there's a very high-end, state-of-the-art thing.

• 1:00:56H. Foley?

  Your parents just redo the kitchen?

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, a year or two ago.

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  Did they?

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  On my way. Um, let's see, uh, this is a great one too. This is from Chris, $10 investor, never had one read. Would you rather go to a cash bar wedding or a BYOB wedding?

• 1:01:13H. Foley?

  I think a BYOB wedding. The cash bar just rubs you the wrong fucking way. You got me out here in this fucking suit. It's a hundred degrees. I don't like this broad. I don't like your fucking jerk-off friends. I didn't like your fucking brother's jerk-off fucking speech, okay? Your mom's kind of a bitch. She's always been a bitch to me.

• 1:01:33Speaker 01

  Feels directed at me.

• 1:01:34H. Foley?

  No, what are you talking about? Your mom's lovely to me. Yeah, it's hot. I gotta do this dumb shit.

• 1:01:43Speaker 01

  All right, but what if that's, that's all the same?

• 1:01:44H. Foley?

  If I could roll in with a cooler.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then, okay, you gotta park, you gotta get the cooler out, you gotta stop it. That's, that's to me, way more, I'd rather just pay, hey, keep the fucking Coors coming. Boom, and keep the garage beers coming here. Now I gotta fucking get a cool, what cooler are we bringing?

• 1:02:02H. Foley?

  The Yeti.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  Then you gotta do the math. You gotta carry.

• 1:02:05H. Foley?

  And I'm bringing, I'm bringing the shit that I like. All-day IPAs.

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:02:11H. Foley?

  Chicks.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:02:13H. Foley?

  Couple of seltzers.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:02:15H. Foley?

  Bottle of wine. Bottle of that 1942 Don Julio that I like.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. This seems crazy.

• 1:02:22H. Foley?

  I'm getting fucked up.

• 1:02:24Speaker 01

  Sure, you can, I'm saying you can do that for a 50 bucks.

• 1:02:27H. Foley?

  Where?

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  At the cash bar. Just go, "Here's the cash. Keep it coming." Now, you, listen. As a guy who's been friends with you a long time and never seen you carry anything, I don't think you're gonna be humping that Yeti cooler.

• 1:02:42Speaker 01

  Out of your car. To the fucking thing. That's not you. You don't like taking a pelican home.

• 1:02:48H. Foley?

  I got one of my cousins that do it.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  Okay. Okay.

• 1:02:54H. Foley?

  Alright, do the cash bar. But I'm not getting the chicken.

• 1:02:58Speaker 01

  Sure. Uh, I think-

• 1:02:59H. Foley?

  Great question, though.

• 1:03:00Speaker 01

  I, I thought BYOB wedding is... Trash.

• 1:03:04H. Foley?

  I think BYOB is so underrated.

• 1:03:06Speaker 01

  For like a restaurant?

• 1:03:07H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  100%.

• 1:03:09H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's great. It like, it cuts out a lot-

• 1:03:11H. Foley?

  And I don't want you pouring it either.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, it cuts out a lot of the-

• 1:03:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:14Speaker 01

  Just hustle and bustle and running back and forth and you can try, love controlling. I just think at a wedding, if I'm in a fucking suit, and I, I, me and you, you got the back, I got the front, and we're waddling in, we're going, "Where do we put the cooler?"

• 1:03:26H. Foley?

  Why are we going together?

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  I don't know, Luke's getting married.

• 1:03:29H. Foley?

  You getting married?

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  I'm just saying, it's like-

• 1:03:31H. Foley?

  I'd be invited to that, right?

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  There's a quick yeah. You know you're down to the count when you gotta ask if you'd be invited to it.

• 1:03:40H. Foley?

  I didn't know.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  Um, also, what's he gonna say, "No"?

• 1:03:45H. Foley?

  True.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  He's just gonna find out your schedule and then book it on the day you can't go.

• 1:03:50H. Foley?

  I gotta be on Google that day.

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um, that'd be funny, you get him the job. Ah, you can't, it's not unlimited vacation, you can't make it.

• 1:03:59H. Foley?

  Get pegged in. I'm gonna apply for that job.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:04:02H. Foley?

  I'm gonna get it. I'm not turning him down. I'm staying at Kippee's. Maybe I get you two in a bidding war.

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  You also own the company. You've, you've really, this, you really pick and choose when it's beneficial for you-

• 1:04:16H. Foley?

  We'll get Google to buy.

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  Sure. That's who I, I want you negotiating that deal. That's who I want.

• 1:04:22H. Foley?

  To me versus AI?

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  Alright, how do I turn this on? It's you versus the dog, he's just beating your ass.

• 1:04:33H. Foley?

  I'm playing chess against this thing?

• 1:04:37H. Foley?

  By the way, have you seen that ref on Instagram? Guy that takes no guff? He does like AAU basketball, something?

• 1:04:45Speaker 01

  The guy, the white guy from Detroit?

• 1:04:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, is that from Detroit?

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  He's not from Connecticut. That guy's awesome, by the way. Yeah, he was on a-

• 1:04:53H. Foley?

  That guy is what you call a straight fucking shooter.

• 1:04:55Speaker 01

  He's done like, uh, part of my take and stuff like that, he's, he's like a guy. He call, "Listen, I gotta call like I see it, you can't do the body."

• 1:05:03H. Foley?

  Nobody fucks with him. He's good.

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, uh, he's, he's like, he's an internet guy, for sure.

• 1:05:09H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, that guy's alright. Have you ever seen The Duke?

• 1:05:13H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:05:14Speaker 01

  The Duke's the golfer, I think he's from like, the Bronx or something, or like, Pelham. Yeah, somewhere around there. He's from up here, he plays it like Van Cortlandt. He's fucking, he wears like, a t-shirt, like a durag, he's an old white guy.

• 1:05:26H. Foley?

  Does he kill it?

• 1:05:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's like, 5'5", and dude, he has like, this like, wind up, wacky swing- And it's like, always right down, like, pipes it right down the middle, and he just rips balls the whole time. He's like, "Yeah, he'll just pair up with somebody, you wanna rip this?" "Yeah, let's go." The Duke. Shout out to The Duke.

• 1:05:42H. Foley?

  I like The Duke, it's a good name.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  It's a great name.

• 1:05:45H. Foley?

  John Wayne. The Duke.

• 1:05:48H. Foley?

  By the way, new Jimmy Stewart movie coming out. You know Jimmy Stewart? James Stewart?

• 1:05:53Speaker 01

  The actor?

• 1:05:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Who's deceased, I believe?

• 1:05:56H. Foley?

  Long time, yeah.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:57Speaker 01

  How's that coming out?

• 1:05:58H. Foley?

  It's like a biopic of him going to, he was a, uh-

• 1:06:01Speaker 01

  Oh, he's not in it?

• 1:06:02H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:06:03Speaker 01

  Oh, well, I wasn't, okay, that's-

• 1:06:05H. Foley?

  Jimmy Stewart biopic.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 1:06:07H. Foley?

  He was in WWII, came back, thought his career was over. Got it to Wonderful Life. Had a lot of PTSD. The bomber pilot, or navigator, or something. P25, B25s or something. You haven't pulled up?

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:06:20H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  He's watching Duke. He's watching Duke videos.

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  Oh, we gotta get the duke. I, I wouldn't mind having the duke on. See if you, reach out to him. Hit him up on Instagram. I'm sure we can get ahold of him on Instagram.

• 1:06:37H. Foley?

  I got a wedding coming up in thi- this summer.

• 1:06:39Speaker 01

  Whose?

• 1:06:40H. Foley?

  I'd rather not say.

• 1:06:42Speaker 01

  Well, thanks for bringing it up on air. What the fuck, how am I?

• 1:06:44H. Foley?

  A fam- what am I, a family friend.

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:06:46H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:47Speaker 01

  Are you going?

• 1:06:48H. Foley?

  I don't know yet.

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  Man, you're, where is it? It's a ballpark.

• 1:06:52H. Foley?

  Uh, around home.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Home.

• 1:06:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:06:56H. Foley?

  Place I always wanted to hang out at. It's a nice joint.

• 1:06:59Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:00H. Foley?

  Yeah. I actually wanted to buy the place when I was a kid. I thought I'd be able to buy it. Like someday I'm gonna buy that and our whole family's gonna live there. All my cousins and everything. That's the level of psychopath you're dealing with. That's what you call damaged goods. I wanted us all to live in this place and all be together.

• 1:07:16Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:16H. Foley?

  Forever. Then a lot of people died.

• 1:07:19Speaker 01

  The Acme?

• 1:07:24Speaker 01

  That'd be sick.

• 1:07:25H. Foley?

  What, to live in an Acme?

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27H. Foley?

  In the, from the eighties? Let's say ninety-three. Couldn't you agree on that?

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  I would wanna live in one now.

• 1:07:34H. Foley?

  You wouldn't wanna live in one now?

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  I would. The fuck I wanna live with the dial-up modems and fucking...

• 1:07:39H. Foley?

  No, we get to technology.

• 1:07:41Speaker 01

  Well then, what's different?

• 1:07:42H. Foley?

  The food products are just dead.

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 1:07:45H. Foley?

  Dunkaroos.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  They sell that Dunkaroos?

• 1:07:47H. Foley?

  I guess they do, huh?

• 1:07:50H. Foley?

  Are you AI?

• 1:07:52Speaker 01

  I mean, there's, you got a Starbucks. You have your Beasers in it.

• 1:07:54H. Foley?

  An Acme?

• 1:07:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're always in Acmes.

• 1:07:57H. Foley?

  What? What happened to us, man? Starbucks and Acme? Get the fuck, I'll deal with it in Target.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  Uh, you're not. I don't even know who you are sometimes.

• 1:08:08H. Foley?

  Starbucks in an Acme?

• 1:08:10Speaker 01

  Fucking BYOB weddings. You don't like Starbucks in an Acme?

• 1:08:14H. Foley?

  I like my Starbucks separate.

• 1:08:15Speaker 01

  Making pancakes in a toaster. I'm not sa- hey.

• 1:08:18H. Foley?

  I've never seen a Starbucks in an Acme. Acme's a local grocery chain.

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  Acme. I go to them.

• 1:08:24H. Foley?

  You do? That's where you shop?

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:08:26H. Foley?

  Acme?

• 1:08:28Speaker 01

  I can.

• 1:08:29H. Foley?

  Well, so can I. But do you?

• 1:08:31Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:08:32H. Foley?

  Shut up.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  I mean...

• 1:08:35H. Foley?

  You have? I didn't know you had an Acme.

• 1:08:39H. Foley?

  This guy's alright, he's got a new goddamn.

• 1:08:41Speaker 01

  I used to work at Acme, there was a Starbucks in that Acme.

• 1:08:45H. Foley?

  There was a Starbucks when you worked there?

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:08:48H. Foley?

  Get, shut the fuck up. No, that's not true.

• 1:08:51Speaker 01

  What year, what are you talking about? Yes, it is.

• 1:08:54H. Foley?

  What year was this? 2003?

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  2003, 4, 5. They lost.

• 1:09:00H. Foley?

  I don't think, I think you're either, you have a head injury? I think they cut your hair a little too short?

• 1:09:07Speaker 01

  Which they did.

• 1:09:10H. Foley?

  You just got a haircut too.

• 1:09:11Speaker 01

  I need a couple of days. That was 3 weeks ago.

• 1:09:14H. Foley?

  So who were you?

• 1:09:15Speaker 01

  I gotta.

• 1:09:16H. Foley?

  Were you Rob Base? You're getting your haircut every 2 days?

• 1:09:19Speaker 01

  My mom, also Rob Base. What is it with you in 1993, guy?

• 1:09:24H. Foley?

  I'm Rob Base and I came to get, I was blasting the other day, I was walking, listening to that on my wall.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  Came to cut my hair. I'm Rob Base and I came to get cut.

• 1:09:36Speaker 01

  What, what are you looking, what are you gonna look up?

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  I'm not looking up.

• 1:09:39Speaker 01

  It looks so, wait, you're the.

• 1:09:40H. Foley?

  You goddamn are limited vacation days, you're sitting there staring at the duke.

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  You would love the duke, being here chiefing.

• 1:09:48H. Foley?

  I can't smoke bowls.

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  Don't hang out with the duke.

• 1:09:52H. Foley?

  Can't smoke, I can't smoke weed. I don't know what level of panic attack I would have if I smoked weed, because I'm too far away from it. I haven't smoked weed in months. Right? I haven't smoked weed in months.

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  You should have been.

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Some conflicting timelines there, but alright.

• 1:10:13H. Foley?

  Nah, I smoked, I smoked weed.

• 1:10:16Speaker 01

  What are you looking at?

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  Cooler if you did. Starbucks first partnered with Target to open in-store cafe. I know, but like, we gotta start with Target. I feel like Target was before Acme.

• 1:10:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, no shit.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:10:27H. Foley?

  You think they were going for the Acme account and not getting Target? Kevin Ryan works over there. He knows the numbers on bananas. I don't know why I'm personally attacking you.

• 1:10:39H. Foley?

  They went for Target first, dickhead. They're a regional grocery store. Target's everywhere.

• 1:10:44Speaker 01

  I wonder why you have no friends.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  I'm the only thing you got.

• 1:10:48H. Foley?

  People can't handle me.

• 1:10:50Speaker 01

  You fucking tiny brain pussies can't handle... First of all, I'm the only friend you've got, and I'm your business partner, and in this episode, you've insulted me personally and told me you're going to get another job. So like, why the fuck?

• 1:11:03H. Foley?

  It's Google, it's a good opportunity!

• 1:11:07H. Foley?

  Is this about the fried ravioli thing?

• 1:11:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 1:11:10Speaker 02

  So Target started in 1999, which was then followed by a large expansion in 2003.

• 1:11:15H. Foley?

  That's crazy, 99?

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  Acme...

• 1:11:18H. Foley?

  Uh oh.

• 1:11:18Speaker 02

  Didn't start having the in-store cafes until late 2010s.

• 1:11:25Speaker 01

  That's impossible. That's impossible.

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, this Google's pretty whack, honestly.

• 1:11:29H. Foley?

  Google, Google, well, first of all...

• 1:11:31Speaker 01

  I gotta be honest with you.

• 1:11:32H. Foley?

  Wait till I get over it, I'm gonna turn that fucking dump around.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Let me do a deep dive.

• 1:11:36H. Foley?

  Just all... Where's the John? Just to back up all my lies.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  Uh, you just changed it.

• 1:11:42H. Foley?

  Kippy is a dumb ball, baby. H. Foley has not smoked weed in months.

• 1:11:46Speaker 01

  Uh, I mean, there was a Starbucks there, I don't know what to tell you. I was the cart guy, and I remember having... These rich housewives would come in and get their frock of mappalattes and leave it in the cart. And I'd have to take it and throw it the fuck out. And I remember being like, "These rich bitches, I'm never gonna be like that."

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  A housewife? I wish I was.

• 1:12:06H. Foley?

  Like, I'm walking around in yoga pants. Not with that haircut. You gotta...

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  You gotta let it grow in!

• 1:12:17H. Foley?

  Just a goddamn good old-fashioned family, episode.

• 1:12:21Speaker 01

  Uh, this is, uh, from Probably Gay, Definitely Drunk. Is it garb... Hey, H. Foley account.

• 1:12:28H. Foley?

  Probably Gay, Definitely Drunk, alright.

• 1:12:30Speaker 01

  That's gotta be a history guy, Hina's name.

• 1:12:31H. Foley?

  Ah, that's funny.

• 1:12:32Speaker 01

  "Is it garbage that when your mom dies, you find 32 cartons of Marlboro Reds and Black 100s in her refrigerator? Also, at her funeral, they set up packs of Marlboro Reds and lighters on both sides of a framed picture." That's a broad who likes a heater. That's wild.

• 1:12:49H. Foley?

  Wow. God love her.

• 1:12:50Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, that's trashy.

• 1:12:51H. Foley?

  Thirty-two packs?

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  Thirty-two cartons.

• 1:12:54H. Foley?

  Thirty-two cartons. See, those old schoolers, they like to get them... We're always on the thing of, uh, they get a pack. We're...

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  You're different than me when it comes to buying heaters. Significantly.

• 1:13:07H. Foley?

  In a which way?

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  You're not gonna like this.

• 1:13:11H. Foley?

  I'm smoking heaters.

• 1:13:13Speaker 01

  No, but you don't buy them.

• 1:13:14H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:13:15Speaker 01

  You never had them.

• 1:13:15H. Foley?

  I do buy...

• 1:13:16Speaker 01

  We don't agree on this.

• 1:13:18H. Foley?

  Back in the day...

• 1:13:21H. Foley?

  You don't know me.

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  Thought I did. Um, you're never...

• 1:13:27H. Foley?

  This isn't about us, by the way.

• 1:13:28Speaker 01

  You also need... A lot of times, we're out, you need to find heaters.

• 1:13:33H. Foley?

  Okay, yes.

• 1:13:34Speaker 01

  Because I would say you're not prepared

• 1:13:36H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:13:37Speaker 01

  in the heater game.

• 1:13:37H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  You're always go, "Ah." Someone will be like, "Hey, I'm running to the store. Stop by the store." You go, "I got four heaters." And you're like, "That's not gonna last you for the next two hours."

• 1:13:47H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:13:48Speaker 01

  But you go, I think you think...

• 1:13:49H. Foley?

  It's always my last pack. I'm always done.

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:51H. Foley?

  But they didn't give a fuck.

• 1:13:53Speaker 01

  No. They go, "Get them at state minimum, load up." I remember seeing that. State minimum. Cigarettes at state minimum. Sheesh.

• 1:14:03H. Foley?

  I know you lying.

• 1:14:07Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here. Let's do one or two more.

• 1:14:09H. Foley?

  Home run of a question, and Big Dog, sorry for your loss.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Uh, this one's funny. This is from Mahoney, not that one. Shout out to Mahoney.

• 1:14:18H. Foley?

  Hey, Mahoney.

• 1:14:18Speaker 01

  Uh, "If you mention states that you've driven through as places you've visited..."

• 1:14:23H. Foley?

  Say it again?

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  "If you mention states that you've driven through as places you've visited..."

• 1:14:28H. Foley?

  For a long time.

• 1:14:30Speaker 01

  I would say if you stopped, yeah. If you drive all the way through Virginia, you technically... If you stop for gas and some snacks, hand up, you were in Virginia. Would the cops say you were in Virginia?

• 1:14:45H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:46Speaker 01

  You were in Virginia, dog.

• 1:14:48H. Foley?

  For a long time. The only... The only time I was on a plane until...

• 1:14:53Speaker 01

  Was Con Air?

• 1:14:57H. Foley?

  Cyrus.

• 1:15:00Speaker 01

  That guy creeped me out.

• 1:15:02H. Foley?

  We flew to San Francisco.

• 1:15:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can't then say you were in Illinois.

• 1:15:08H. Foley?

  Well, that's funny you mention that. We flew to San Francisco. When we went on that trip in 1989, it was after the earthquake in San Fran. We flew out there and then we drove to Serene Lakes, California to visit our cousins. Shout out to them. My best vacations of my life. That's when we drove to Reno to go to that fucking.

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  I've heard.

• 1:15:25H. Foley?

  Yeah. Johnny Squad, the Nugget, to go to the buffet.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  I got you.

• 1:15:30H. Foley?

  We had a layover at O'Hara Airport in Chicago.

• 1:15:35Speaker 01

  O'Hare.

• 1:15:36H. Foley?

  O'Hare.

• 1:15:37Speaker 01

  Catherine O'Hara Airport.

• 1:15:39H. Foley?

  Oh, that'd be so sweet.

• 1:15:40Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. That'd be in Canada.

• 1:15:42H. Foley?

  I know, but it should be Chicago because that's where Home Alone was. I loved it.

• 1:15:46Speaker 01

  But then it would be the different. Was it, uh, was it O'Hare?

• 1:15:50H. Foley?

  Where they ran through?

• 1:15:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. I was thinking Midway.

• 1:15:53H. Foley?

  Midway.

• 1:15:53Speaker 01

  Isn't that their other one? There's two airports there.

• 1:15:55H. Foley?

  In Chicago?

• 1:15:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:56H. Foley?

  No, there's not.

• 1:15:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:15:58H. Foley?

  They got two airports?

• 1:15:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:59H. Foley?

  We always fly in O'Hare. And we stayed on there in Old Town.

• 1:16:03Speaker 01

  Midway's the other. Midway.

• 1:16:05H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 1:16:06Speaker 01

  Shit.

• 1:16:07H. Foley?

  I thought you meant Midway like the famous naval battle.

• 1:16:10Speaker 01

  You were there, right?

• 1:16:11H. Foley?

  No. But I appreciate it and thank them for their service.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  Can't believe we're not midway through this story yet.

• 1:16:18H. Foley?

  My mom always told people that she's been to Chicago.

• 1:16:20Speaker 01

  Because she landed there at a layover.

• 1:16:22H. Foley?

  We were there for like an hour.

• 1:16:23Speaker 01

  I think, and listen, I am saying that is boots on the ground, kind of.

• 1:16:28H. Foley?

  We didn't leave the airport.

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  You would have to say, I've, have you ever been to Chicago? Yeah, but just a layover. I'm okay with that. Cause you're qualifying. If you say, yeah, it's a lovely city.

• 1:16:38H. Foley?

  My mom had it saying she was, my mom had it saying she was dying the river is green.

• 1:16:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah, that's, that's a, now I say I was in, before I had gone to London, I say I was in London cause I had, now let me know what you guys think of this. I landed in London.

• 1:16:52H. Foley?

  I disagree.

• 1:16:52Speaker 01

  I was. Here's my walking papers, I'm going to Google. Uh, I landed in London.

• 1:16:58H. Foley?

  Right.

• 1:16:59Speaker 01

  I had a layover before Dublin.

• 1:17:01H. Foley?

  Hello.

• 1:17:02Speaker 01

  And that.

• 1:17:03H. Foley?

  So this then.

• 1:17:04Speaker 01

  Uh, I.

• 1:17:06Speaker 01

  Went through, I left, smoked a heater outside, boots on the ground.

• 1:17:11H. Foley?

  London Airport, Heathrow.

• 1:17:12Speaker 01

  Afro.

• 1:17:13H. Foley?

  Is that where you were?

• 1:17:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, London, landed in Afro.

• 1:17:15H. Foley?

  It's alright, mate.

• 1:17:17Speaker 01

  Landed in Afro, popped out, caught a heater, went back in, through customs. I think I had to get my luggage like a dickhead. Yeah, I had to, right? No, maybe not.

• 1:17:29H. Foley?

  This wasn't that long ago.

• 1:17:31Speaker 01

  Hello?

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  Well, no, no.

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  This is seventeen years ago this week.

• 1:17:33H. Foley?

  Oh, really?

• 1:17:34Speaker 01

  Seventeen years ago this week.

• 1:17:36H. Foley?

  Can I tell you this?

• 1:17:37Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:17:38H. Foley?

  You were in London, my friend.

• 1:17:39Speaker 01

  Right?

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  You were in London, you did not visit London.

• 1:17:43Speaker 01

  I'll take that. I didn't visit London.

• 1:17:46H. Foley?

  You see any British people?

• 1:17:48Speaker 01

  Ah!

• 1:17:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, you were there. You see one of them cabs, them black cabs?

• 1:17:52Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 1:17:53H. Foley?

  That ride around, you know what I'm talking about? What's all these? Where you going?

• 1:17:58Speaker 01

  Um, yeah.

• 1:17:59H. Foley?

  Take me down to the pub.

• 1:18:02Speaker 01

  Losing that a bit.

• 1:18:03H. Foley?

  Is that not, not, not good?

• 1:18:05Speaker 01

  What do you got? What's the best? Minus the LO, isn't it, what's all this? Hit me with like, uh...

• 1:18:11H. Foley?

  On all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. What does it matter if the chief go to the market of his time but feed and sleep, obese no more? And surely he that created us, what's its laws? Fuck, I lost it.

• 1:18:21Speaker 01

  I don't think you ever really...

• 1:18:22H. Foley?

  You don't think I ever had it? That's high British. Luke, help me out.

• 1:18:25Speaker 01

  You're high English, you're a high American, right?

• 1:18:28H. Foley?

  That's no good.

• 1:18:29Speaker 01

  You're like the Duke.

• 1:18:29H. Foley?

  Wait, nah, nah, nah, fuck that. I'm not leaving on a sour note. Cut.

• 1:18:34Speaker 01

  That. No, leave it.

• 1:18:35H. Foley?

  Give me some direction and let's do it again.

• 1:18:37Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:18:38H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen, see you next week. Ta ta. Fuck! I got, you got Cassie people looking at this. Hey, I got fucking high power, you're walking away? I got a high-powered agency, I can't, I can't be out there lunching it.

• 1:18:54Speaker 01

  This ain't it. This is gone.

• 1:18:56H. Foley?

  Hello?

• 1:18:57Speaker 01

  Edit.

• 1:18:58H. Foley?

  What's all these then?

• 1:19:00Speaker 01

  Cut, cut, cut.

• 1:19:01Speaker 02

  Say peace.

• 1:19:03H. Foley?

  Peace.

• 1:19:04Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought you were gonna do the voice.

• 1:19:06H. Foley?

  Peace.