Corporate Takeover w/ Kippy & Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode talking about Corporate Takeovers, Trashy Life Hacks and young work stories. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Buy the NEW AYG Card Game: https://areyougarbage.com Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Soul: Head to https://GetSoul.com and use code GARBAGE for 30% off your order. This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp Better Help: https://www. BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00H. Foley?

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• 0:14Speaker 01

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• 0:27H. Foley?

  Oh, baby.

• 0:28Speaker 02

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:48H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 0:54H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're good to be classy.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 1:00H. Foley?

  Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in the new edition. She just got a brand new wok.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  We're gonna be having stir fry tonight.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Well, wok and roll, baby.

• 1:12H. Foley?

  Yeah, very excited. She's loving it. She seasoned it up. She said it's gonna be delicious.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Okay, great.

• 1:17H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies.

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Circle the wagons.

• 1:25H. Foley?

  He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman, and he's my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  What's up, everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, you subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Uh, now full video available on Spotify. And also, the 2025 Are You Garbage Card Game is on sale right now, gang. Go over to areyougarbage.com and get them while supplies last. It's a limited run, and they're gonna be moving some units.

• 1:56H. Foley?

  They go quicker than everybody's bitching. Where the cards at?

• 1:59Speaker 01

  I know, I know.

• 1:59H. Foley?

  We're trying to make so many.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  We're trying, we're trying. Listen, I mean, I don't own a manufacturing company in China, all right? It's not easy to make these things.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  One day. We will.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  One day if I put my mind to it, I'll be making shirts or something.

• 2:14H. Foley?

  Cards are a good time. You can play them with the, play them with the gang, play a little drinking game out of them.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  No, legally not allowed to say drinking game.

• 2:20H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 2:21Speaker 01

  It's just a game you can enjoy a beverage with. That's all I'm saying.

• 2:25H. Foley?

  Find out who the trashiest person in your family and your friend group is.

• 2:29Speaker 01

  Which we've heard for, I mean, this is the test. I think now this is the third version we've done.

• 2:33H. Foley?

  It's the third edition, Kevin.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  Third edition of it. Uh, and we first started, we were packing them while we were, I was literally making, we were making them and packing them ourselves.

• 2:42H. Foley?

  Bitney Poes we were using, weren't we?

• 2:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 2:44H. Foley?

  We were using, we were using, uh...

• 2:46Speaker 01

  No, stamps.com.

• 2:47H. Foley?

  Stamps.com.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  We're a stamps.com family. Uh, and now we, uh, we're working with somebody that does them for us, but, uh, this is the third one. Get them while supplies last. They go quick, gang.

• 2:56H. Foley?

  Love you.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  And also they'll lead to a lot of fights, I've heard, at family parties.

• 2:59H. Foley?

  Very nice.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  You start playing, you, listen, you're a fan of the show, you think it's funny, you buy a deck, you go to, you know, your nana's 90th grand, your 90th, your nana's 90th birthday party and start calling her a dirtbag. She don't like it. All right? I've heard she ain't a fan of it.

• 3:16H. Foley?

  That's how we got Luke Combs on the show.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 3:19H. Foley?

  Playing the, playing the card game.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 3:21H. Foley?

  Um, I wanted to ask you this. I had a little situation yesterday that reminded me of something very, very trashy.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:29H. Foley?

  Uh, I was, uh, I was at a business. I made a purchase, okay? A very old school business, uh, some old school people behind the counter. I believe it was a mother and a daughter that worked there.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Can I ask you what kind of place this was and why you're being so vague about it?

• 3:42H. Foley?

  I wasn't, I wasn't being vague.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  You weren't being descriptive.

• 3:44H. Foley?

  It's not really, it was a bakery.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:47H. Foley?

  It's not important to the story. All right? I was picking up a, we were, we were picking up a birthday cake for somebody the bird works with.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:55H. Foley?

  I get a little thing of Irish soda bread too. It's fucking, what do you mean dough? Mm-hmm. March. Okay? Anywho, the total came to 2025.

• 4:05H. Foley?

  And the woman behind the counter goes, "Ooh, 2025, that's an easy number." And then I go, "Oh, you gotta play that number tonight."

• 4:14Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 4:14H. Foley?

  And the daughter goes, "I was just about to say the same thing."

• 4:17Speaker 01

  That's a dirtbag thing.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  That, dude, we've been doing that. "Oh, I gotta play that number tonight. I gotta play that number tonight."

• 4:22Speaker 01

  Better play that number.

• 4:23H. Foley?

  No matter what it is.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. Get down at the Lotto, play that, and that's the daily number right there.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  3434, "Oh, you gotta play that."

• 4:29Speaker 01

  We were a 3134 family for a very long time.

• 4:31H. Foley?

  Why?

• 4:32Speaker 01

  My stepdad's race car numbers.

• 4:34H. Foley?

  Wait, would that ever come up?

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 4:36H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  But that's why when I play roulette, I play 31 and 34, not 34.

• 4:39H. Foley?

  Ah, there you go.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  He's at the big, he's at the big Flemington Raceway in the sky, if you catch my drift. There's his helmet right there. Guys, guys, goddamn, guys, a goddamn amateur local race car driver.

• 4:50H. Foley?

  Hopefully, he's on a heater up there.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  He's smoking a heater. If I know him, he's got a heater cranked. A Winston soft pack. Hey, that.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  And his Ford Ranger.

• 4:59H. Foley?

  Any time a number that like somehow had a rhythm to it or made sense.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 5:03H. Foley?

  I'm gonna play that tonight.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  Sure, that was big. Uh, and I, I used to sell those lottery tickets at the Acme. And, uh, man, they would come in and... That's a whole language that it took me a while to learn, the 34, 34, 30. They'd come in and they'd talk to you like you've been doing it, but I just started that.

• 5:19H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  "Hey, let me get 34, 39, box and straight, daily pick number," and you're like, "Fuckin'..." And I would print up tickets, and you can't undo those tickets. Back in the, I'm sure you can now, but back in the day, I had to buy the tickets at the end of the, someone had to buy the tickets at the end of the day.

• 5:32H. Foley?

  That was my brother's move back, back in the day, not to go for the big jackpot.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Go for the little one.

• 5:38H. Foley?

  But the, the...

• 5:38Speaker 01

  The daily number. They used to read it like three times, and they'd, they'd, "Hey, you got nine at lunchtime and at dinnertime."

• 5:43H. Foley?

  The four. What's it called?

• 5:45Speaker 01

  The pick four.

• 5:45H. Foley?

  Pick four.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  I think. I mean, it's probably pick four, pick three.

• 5:48H. Foley?

  Big pick four guys.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  Big pick.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  Cause those jackpots were like nine grand, 10 grand.

• 5:54H. Foley?

  Five grand, that's not crazy.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, they do two a day, one at noon, one at seven.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 5:59H. Foley?

  Love that.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  It's just like, it's so funny when you think about it, it's just like old bookie shit, you know what I mean? It's like, they're just, they're just running numbers and pumping dope. That's all they, that's all the PA lottery...

• 6:07H. Foley?

  In your grandmother's neighborhood. No shit. It's crazy. Uh, I always wanted to be one of the guys doing that.

• 6:14Speaker 01

  What?

• 6:14H. Foley?

  I'd love to know if we, if anybody out there has ever done that, let us know.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 6:19H. Foley?

  Have you ever been the guy drawing the numbers on your local lottery?

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Do they still do that?

• 6:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, they still do that. They still draw the numbers.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm sorry.

• 6:26H. Foley?

  They get some broad or whoever.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 6:28H. Foley?

  Somebody from some school or...

• 6:29Speaker 01

  I never understood how they just got one ball up there. That blew my... I would watch that like that was NASA technology.

• 6:35H. Foley?

  Big technology.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 6:37H. Foley?

  How you could fix that.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 6:38H. Foley?

  How you could know.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  I don't think you can. I mean, maybe you can.

• 6:41H. Foley?

  I called two of them.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  Just film that in a studio three days ahead of time.

• 6:43H. Foley?

  When I was like nine years old, I got two of them. We were all sitting there together watching it and I got like six and seven or something like that.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Like you're, like you're actually like talking, you're like, ah, fourteen!

• 6:53H. Foley?

  For a second, my mom was on, was on her feet. She was about to take me right down to Barnum and Bailey.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Throw holy water at you.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  That one's possessed!

• 7:02H. Foley?

  Take me to an ATM, start guessing PIN numbers.

• 7:07H. Foley?

  Alright, that's neither here nor there, gang. As I said, we're here for a family episode.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 7:12H. Foley?

  As you know, when you sign up for the old Patreon there, you could have your question read on the air by Kevin Ryan himself.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Whoa!

• 7:20H. Foley?

  Former lottery winner.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  You just won a new car.

• 7:23H. Foley?

  You've never won, right?

• 7:24Speaker 01

  The lottery?

• 7:25H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  Nah. I played scratchers when we were on the road out there in the Midwest. I believe in Wisconsin.

• 7:30H. Foley?

  I saw them over there in the corner. You didn't fucking say nothing, by the way.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 7:33H. Foley?

  You didn't tell anybody you were doing scratchers.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  I wasn't gonna scratch them in a car, a brand new car. That's how you get all the fucking dust off. I did them in a, I did it in the, I did them in my, uh, whatever room before we left Wisconsin. My hotel room before we left Wisconsin.

• 7:45H. Foley?

  Just so we all, just so we all agree, okay? If you win anything on the road, we all split it. I think that's the gentleman's move.

• 7:55Speaker 01

  What?

• 7:56H. Foley?

  Yeah. Everybody. Anybody in the van gets to split it.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  I don't agree with that.

• 8:00H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  I think if one of the openers or Lukey or, or Ryan D's wins, I don't know, I'm not taking their money. Luks, maybe. Fucking Dempsey Group.

• 8:11H. Foley?

  Alright, if we win, we'll share it with everybody.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  You can share it with everybody.

• 8:14H. Foley?

  I'll share it with everybody.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  I'm taking my money.

• 8:17H. Foley?

  But that goes for the losses too.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What am I just, I'm the, but listen, if we were all playing.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  You owe me six bucks.

• 8:23Speaker 01

  Hold on. If we were all playing, that'd be one thing, but I'm the only one that ponyed up 50 bucks for 10, five, $10 tickets. Nobody else is fucked so what? They, I, I'm just, I risk everything and everybody gets the reward? No, thank you. That's communism. All right? This is America. We, we practice capitalism. Put your money on the table. You want to enter the game? You want to buy $50 worth of scratchers? I'll, we can commute, we can do that. But I ain't the only one buying scratchers to split my fucking prize. With my personal money, by the way. I tried to do it on a company card, but I got fucking nixed. That's content. We're shooting content.

• 8:55H. Foley?

  Should do it on a company card. That way we could write it off or something like that.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  I tr, listen, I tried. That's when I realized I didn't have my company card, which I still cannot find, by the way.

• 9:04H. Foley?

  Great.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  I thought it was in here.

• 9:07H. Foley?

  Whoever has it, I hope you're having a good time.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  No, I, I froze it this morning.

• 9:11H. Foley?

  This morning? That was like two weeks ago.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  I've had a busy couple of weeks. What do you want? My wife's pregnant. What do you want from me?

• 9:18H. Foley?

  Congratulations.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  All right, all right. Let's, let's, let's friggin get into it here. Uh, okay, this is from Anthony. Our $10 homie here never had one ride. Kid can't spell.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  What's, what's our thoughts on paying the restaurant bill in all cash? We know about tipping and cash is classy, but what about paying the entirety of the bill in cash? I recently went out to eat with my family for my mom's birthday and I paid a $350 tab in all twenties and tens. Felt like the waiter looked, the waiter was looking at me like I sold drugs. Left a 50, $50 tip though. How you doing?

• 9:57H. Foley?

  Give me that, uh, 350 bill, $50 tip.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  I think that's under 20%.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Yeah. Anthony, what are you doing?

• 10:03Speaker 01

  That might've been, it might've been a $300 bill, but that's still low, I think, right?

• 10:07H. Foley?

  Crunch those numbers. Give them the benefit of the doubt. $300 times, uh, .20.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  That's under, cause $20 would be 60. 20% would be $60.

• 10:16H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 10:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:17H. Foley?

  Whoa. How'd you do that that fast?

• 10:20Speaker 01

  I can, I can spot lottery numbers too. It's just twenty dollars, what's twenty percent of a hundred?

• 10:26H. Foley?

  I don't know. What's twenty percent?

• 10:27Speaker 01

  No, no, no, let's walk through it. What's twenty percent of a hundred?

• 10:30H. Foley?

  Twenty.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Okay, how many hundreds are in three hundred?

• 10:33H. Foley?

  Three.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  So what's three times twenty?

• 10:35H. Foley?

  Sixty.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  There you go. He did it.

• 10:38H. Foley?

  It's a long way to go to find out Anthony's a cheap son of a bitch.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Don't, don't fuck with Anthony. I think you're a great guy and uh, I'm happy you never had one ride.

• 10:46H. Foley?

  The tip notwithstanding, and plus we don't know all the details, so we don't want to trash you, but uh...

• 10:51Speaker 01

  It's a little too late for that now. You're dragging his good name through.

• 10:54H. Foley?

  The server shouldn't have gave you a fucking, a funny face. That, that's what they want. If, listen, every single restaurant in the, in the world, if they could get by doing cash only, they would. Every server, every restaurant owner, cash only, they would, they would love that. Because the best restaurants don't take reservations and are cash only.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  I'd push back on that now.

• 11:22H. Foley?

  Not at all. Not at all. Those old school joints, when you, when you can do just cash-

• 11:27Speaker 01

  Hold on, hold on, hold on. Alright, you're moving the goalposts, you're, which I allow you to do, but you said the best restaurants in the world, or the country, or wherever.

• 11:37Speaker 01

  Don't take reservations or cash, I'd have to push back on you.

• 11:41H. Foley?

  You mean like as far as like Michelin and all that kind of stuff?

• 11:43Speaker 01

  Just the best restaurants, the restaurants we go to that we really enjoy, that we think are the best, that take reservation, they definitely take, they definitely take credit cards.

• 11:51H. Foley?

  A lot of old school-

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Dude, I haven't paid cash, in a fucking restaurant bill and cash in fucking ten years.

• 11:57H. Foley?

  Because they can't get away with it.

• 11:59Speaker 01

  Okay, so that's changed.

• 12:00H. Foley?

  A lot of old school places-

• 12:01Speaker 01

  Old school's different than the best.

• 12:02H. Foley?

  That are good. That are really good. They do that because they can get away, they don't need to do credit cards.

• 12:07Speaker 01

  I, I completely agree with you.

• 12:09H. Foley?

  Because people will still show up.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  I completely agree with you.

• 12:11H. Foley?

  Alright, thank you. So, Anthony, fuck that guy.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  Nah, I, I, listen, I do get what you're saying.

• 12:17H. Foley?

  Tens and twenties.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  This is what it's saying. You're just, you're go, you're just arguing a different point. Tens and twen- tens and twenties is a tough look.

• 12:24H. Foley?

  Tens are bad. The twenties are okay.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Tens are the, are somehow more crackhead than a five. Cause a five means you had money before and had debris. You can get a ten out of an ATM. That's a tough look.

• 12:36H. Foley?

  That's crazy. But I used to have to find ATMs that did tens.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  Shout out to Seventeenth and Diamond in North Philly. I would go take out ten dollars and spend five fifty on a, a chicken cheesesteak, salt and pepper on the fries poppy.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  And a large diet Pepsi. That's where my love affair for diet Pepsi started.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  Four fifty in your pocket.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, pack of heaters, maybe. I get you halfway to a, if I had another dollar left over from before.

• 13:01H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 13:02Speaker 01

  That's half, that's, that's a pack of hea- pack of heaters is probably five fifty back in the day.

• 13:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, trying to find, it's funny, cause the nicer banks, when you go to an ATM at like the bank. Yeah.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  You want, how do you want this? And I, that's math I can't do quick.

• 13:15H. Foley?

  Well, they figures it out for you.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'll just give it to, yeah, I know. But like, it's like, do you want, I had to take out a, I just had to pay someone off the books.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Luke? No, I just, somebody. What are you talking, what are you in my business for?

• 13:28H. Foley?

  Was it me?

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Doing a comedy bit here.

• 13:30H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Uh, and I had to take out a couple hunks.

• 13:33H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  And that was like, I, I, cause I don't like walking around with hundreds, cause you can't use them for nothing.

• 13:39H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  My cash is tips to people.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:42Speaker 01

  A five here, there, twenty here, he done, he done, he done.

• 13:49Speaker 01

  Fucking Henry Hill all of a sudden.

• 13:54H. Foley?

  Chicken Parmesan, keep them coming.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Um, but I need, I was paying somebody two hundred dollars. I wanted to give them hundreds. Cause that's a, that's a gentleman's bill.

• 14:03H. Foley?

  Hundreds.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  Hundreds.

• 14:04H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  Tens are, tens are grime time.

• 14:07H. Foley?

  But isn't it funny that?

• 14:09Speaker 01

  That's a pretty good time. It's grime time.

• 14:13H. Foley?

  Isn't it funny?

• 14:13Speaker 01

  New shirts coming soon, grind time.

• 14:16H. Foley?

  How they used to look down on people that would go to ATMs, like me, go to, have to go to the ATM, try to get ten dollars out of it, try to find an ATM with tens. Now the nice banks, they're, they're...

• 14:26Speaker 01

  I know, but I, I don't think they're, you're not just taking out fifteen bucks.

• 14:30H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  You're taking out a couple hundred, because now I think it's more appointment. Before you used to have to have cash. Now you're going, your people are going to going, "Oh shit, I need, I don't have any cash. I need seventy bucks to give to my roommate." So they're letting you get that seventy bucks.

• 14:50H. Foley?

  Right.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Before you're going, "I just need cash, I'll go break it, but whatever." Now it's going, "Come here, get cash, because we'll give you exactly what you're looking for, because nobody just needs eighty bucks. You need seventy-five."

• 14:59H. Foley?

  What'd you just have in your mouth there?

• 15:00Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 15:01H. Foley?

  Piece of hair?

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Something.

• 15:03H. Foley?

  Freak show.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  What do you mean, I got a piece of hair in my mouth? I trimmed my pubes earlier, that sucked my dick.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  Oh, wet my, call that wet my whistle.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  This guy's all over me today.

• 15:17H. Foley?

  Softening the...

• 15:18Speaker 01

  You're like Brian Scalabrine.

• 15:20H. Foley?

  Softening the reed.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  What?

• 15:23H. Foley?

  You know, on the saxophone.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  Sure. Um...

• 15:26H. Foley?

  Throw your music lever that there.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  I think it's in my microphone.

• 15:28H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Um...

• 15:31H. Foley?

  Anthony, great question.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, listen, I, I like painting cat, I do agree that it's, if you want to come like, listen, paint what that, in America, that's legal tender. Paying fucking pennies, that's a dickhead move, but that's your legal right as an American. Uh... I would, uh, tens is a tough look. As you know, that's why he wrote in. If you can, level up, hey, hundreds, you know, whatever. If you can, but I like that move.

• 15:55H. Foley?

  You say, stop at a bank and, and say, "Hey, can you..."

• 15:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then it's like, fuck it, give him the tens, fuck that guy, he's getting the cash.

• 16:00H. Foley?

  Fuck that guy.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  He's getting a twelve percent tip, fuck him.

• 16:03H. Foley?

  I always get funny looks if I ever, if I have to do that. If I go to, because Navy Federal, it's hard to find a branch. Hard to find a branch, but if I go to another, uh... Bank, take out money and then go inside and be like, "Hey, I had to do that for a wedding not that long ago." Because the ATM only gave twenties. I wasn't gonna give twenties. And I went in, I was like, "Hey, can you change this for hundreds?"

• 16:26Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. What'd they say?

• 16:28H. Foley?

  No.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  They're looking, holding it up in the light and stuff?

• 16:29H. Foley?

  I'm pretty sure I gave my cousin a handful.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  Eh, it is what it is.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Of twenties.

• 16:33Speaker 01

  Twenties are good now, you need twenties. I'm a twenties and fives guy.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  I gave it to the groom with no envelope. I was like, "Here, this is for you guys."

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Ah, that's a dirtbag.

• 16:41H. Foley?

  It was, it's like I handed him a little grenade. He's like, "Thanks." "I'll put it in the box." "We open it."

• 16:48Speaker 01

  "Keep that for you, for you, for you."

• 16:50H. Foley?

  But as a, as a former server, I can tell you this, there ain't nothing better when somebody hands you a thing full of cash and says, "Do you need change?" "No." Boom, out the door. You're doing alright, Ann.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. You're a good kid.

• 17:02H. Foley?

  Kent, what's talking about Soul?

• 17:03Speaker 01

  Ooh, shout out to Soul, gang.

• 17:05H. Foley?

  Gang, do you need a little help falling asleep out there?

• 17:07Speaker 01

  I know I do.

• 17:08H. Foley?

  Sure, we all do. How does bad sleep affect you? That's a big question. It affects you the next day. You're tired, you're cranky, you don't want to deal with anybody. How about a little nightcap? Little gummies to help you get to sleep?

• 17:19Speaker 01

  Take the edge off.

• 17:20H. Foley?

  Dude, you heard us talking about Soul's out of the office gummies. Now get Soul's Nightcap.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  Put you to sleep, get a nice night's sleep, wake up the next day feeling fantastic. And just a little side note, they got the seltzers. I had one of those, they were fantastic.

• 17:33Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Uh, they've been nice enough to send us their whole product array. Shout out to the nightcaps. Now, a little bit to take the edge off. Listen, everybody out there, you're stressed, you're trying to make ends meet, you're, you're crushing coffees, you're doom scrolling, I'm, I'm in bed just like a boop, boop, boop, just thinking the end of the world's coming.

• 17:49H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 17:49Speaker 01

  You need, everybody needs a little something to take the edge off and with the Soul Nightcap it can do that. It's like herbal tea and soft pajamas. The THC and melatonin, melatonin and Soul's Nightcap gummies work together to promote deep restorative sleep. THC helps prepare your mind and body for bedtime, helping reduce anxiety, stress and pain, so you can go to sleep faster and stay asleep longer. At the same time, melatonin signals your body's internal clock that it's time to sleep, ultimately helping to regulate your sleep-wake cycle. And Soul's Nightcap gummies contain CBN and CBD, so you can, so as you sleep deeply and wake up without feeling groggy.

• 18:21H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Last but not least, um, everything is absolutely delicious. Every bite is packed with blueberry lemonade to put you sweet in your sweet dreams, daddy-o. So tell that poor crappy, crappy sleep goodbye and good night. Head to getsoul.com, use the code GARBAGE for a 30% off your order. That's 30% off your order using code GARBAGE. One last time, getsoul.com, use the code GARBAGE for 30% off that.

• 18:42H. Foley?

  Gang, this show is sponsored by BetterHelp.

• 18:44Speaker 01

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• 18:44H. Foley?

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• 18:49Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:49H. Foley?

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• 18:59Speaker 01

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• 19:00H. Foley?

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• 19:50Speaker 01

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• 20:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Now, back to the show.

• 20:17H. Foley?

  Back to the show.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, this one's from Tombo, "What's up, $10 homie, long time bozo, ever been on a school bus on the highway?" And I don't mean for a field trip, I mean sitting in commuter traffic on the interstate to get to 3rd grade.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  Man.

• 20:33H. Foley?

  I didn't really think about that. The bus never really went on the highway, unless you were like going up for-

• 20:39Speaker 01

  And that was a big day, you were, if you were going on a field trip on fucking Tuesday, you were talking about that on the Friday before, being like, "We're going 9-" I would probably go down Woodhaven, get on 95.

• 20:49H. Foley?

  Sports were different. We used to take it all the time, but, but man, back in, in, in grade school. Yeah, it was always a different bus, too. I feel like they put you in a little bit better bus if you were going down to the city or getting on the highway.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  Ours was the same. Ours, well, we, this is not much of a dirtbag. I, I was, I was in charge of logistics back then. I knew that if you were going over two hours, you got a Star Bus. Because they had a bathroom on them. Otherwise, these, you'd have, all these kids be pissing their pants. A bunch of eight-year-olds. Have to tie their-

• 21:19H. Foley?

  What's a Star Bus?

• 21:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's the brand. Star. S.T.A.R.R.

• 21:23H. Foley?

  You'd be on like a Chinatown bus?

• 21:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, with a bathroom.

• 21:26H. Foley?

  Really?

• 21:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you were going more than two hours. Dude, think about it. You got, you got-

• 21:30H. Foley?

  Why would you be going more than two hours on a school day?

• 21:32Speaker 01

  We went to Lancaster. We went to Harrisburg. Went out there and got some pies.

• 21:36H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  Watched those idiot Amish people walk around. Take pictures of them.

• 21:39H. Foley?

  I don't know if I've ever been on a, was on a bus like that.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  Really? Yeah, we gotta pay. They, they cost you too. They were like 50 bucks a head.

• 21:46H. Foley?

  Maybe our sixth grade camping trip, we took one of those.

• 21:48Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 21:49H. Foley?

  I feel like we drove up with the teachers in cars. That doesn't sound right. Yikes.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  That sounds like a molestation.

• 21:57H. Foley?

  I don't remember a lot of it either.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  Uh-

• 22:00H. Foley?

  Were you a safety back in school?

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, sixth grade.

• 22:02H. Foley?

  In grade school? You were. You were, you were on the job, huh? You had to.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  All six graders did it, yeah.

• 22:08H. Foley?

  I didn't qualify.

• 22:09Speaker 01

  Or maybe not everybody.

• 22:09H. Foley?

  I had flat feet.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  I remember- And a fat ass.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  Boy's got a dump truck on him.

• 22:17H. Foley?

  I didn't pass the psych profile.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  You're in there, you gotta fuck, you got a gun to your head. You're like, listen, doc, you ain't never seen shit like this. Hey, listen, buddy. I, I served two, two, two tours out by the buses. I've seen some shit.

• 22:33H. Foley?

  I took my badge away.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  I remember as a fat kid, I never-

• 22:38H. Foley?

  Nobody listening to you.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  No, I did. I was, I was a hard ass.

• 22:41H. Foley?

  What, you're gonna chase me? Those kids were always dicks.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  So we had, I don't know what you guys had, but we had the, the, it was like a, I'd never seen anything, only the safety badge.

• 22:52H. Foley?

  It was an orange thing that went like that and then it went around.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  And then it wrapped, it clipped and wrapped it. Did you ever see that? Imagine like a-

• 22:57H. Foley?

  Yours didn't. Warriors like, you warriors like a gangster wears a tie hanging down.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  I was, I've never expressed, I've never expressed this to another soul. I was so nervous that it was not going to fit. Starting in 4th grade. So for 2 whole years, I every, I was like, man, I'd be looking. That was like my summer bot. Like I was trying to get my, my beach body. Was I was like, by 6th grade, I'm gonna lose the weight and be able to fit.

• 23:25H. Foley?

  You need a seatbelt extender for your safety strap?

• 23:28Speaker 01

  But for whatever reason, I, the fucking fat kid gods looked down upon thee. And they were, they had a big box of them and they were, I think I had tried one on, I got my hands on one. Yeah, I went to an Army Navy store. Or probably tried my brother's on or something.

• 23:47Speaker 01

  And mine, for whatever, they were just going through randomly out of a box and the one I got was slightly different and bigger.

• 23:54H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  And man.

• 23:55H. Foley?

  Little different shade of orange?

• 23:56Speaker 01

  It was, a little lighter, a little lighter orange, not that, not that deep orange, not that deep drop of can we're talking on.

• 24:04Speaker 01

  And man, it clicked. Oh, you couldn't tell me shit and I had a great post. I was down outside the. So I was outside, so the buses come up.

• 24:13H. Foley?

  Officer eyebrows over here.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  I really thought I was on the job. I was talking, hey, hey, no, and Pinkerton, I, he was our adoptive cop. Fat motherfucker.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  Would you put your plate in your bulletproof vest or?

• 24:24Speaker 01

  No, but I would be cool and I would take, the cool kids didn't have it around here.

• 24:28H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 24:28Speaker 01

  The cool kids had it around the waist.

• 24:30H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  And then let like the, the hoop drag down like a chain, kinda like a chain wallet.

• 24:34H. Foley?

  You do ankle gun or right here?

• 24:36Speaker 01

  I did, I did.

• 24:37H. Foley?

  Serpico style?

• 24:38Speaker 01

  I did salt off around the back. Fucking spin it around. What's, what'd you say, punk? Get on the bus. I'm chewing gum. What'd you say? I don't want any fucking trouble today. Um.

• 24:49H. Foley?

  It's in the trees, Johnny.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  I had, I had a great post, dude. Cause you got out of class a little early.

• 24:55H. Foley?

  Like 10 minutes.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  10 minutes, I mean, it was, it was probably 2 and a half, but I had to get down to my post, you know what I mean?

• 25:01H. Foley?

  Cash in your pension.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  Had to relieve the cop who was on duty. I'm sitting, I'm sitting in an old like Monte Carlo like a steak.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  I got, I got a cup of coffee on the dash.

• 25:13H. Foley?

  You got a new guy with you. Aren't we going to the office? You're in the office, baby.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  I didn't know you.

• 25:18H. Foley?

  Smash Mouth starts playing.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  I didn't know you get wet. I dipped your, I dipped your chicken fingers in sherm.

• 25:26H. Foley?

  How's your Spanish? Huh? Better learn that shit. Motherfuckers be out here plotting on ya.

• 25:33Speaker 01

  Kippy.

• 25:35H. Foley?

  Ah, shit, man.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  But I was right next to the buses. So when my bus pulled up, Seventy Three Purple, or whatever it was, I would be the first guy on the bus, backseat, posted up.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  Wait, why? Shouldn't you have? You were supposed to let everybody on, make sure-

• 25:50Speaker 01

  Until your bus comes, then I'm off duty. I gotta get my, I gotta get my cool guys seat.

• 25:54H. Foley?

  You didn't finish the job and let everybody get on the bus and then you get on? Like a good leader would? And then you say to the bus driver, "Let's go, hit it."

• 26:02Speaker 01

  First of all, I was ten. I'm talking about a good leader. I was fucking ten years old.

• 26:05H. Foley?

  Should've sat there for-

• 26:05Speaker 01

  I helped all the little kids get on a bus. "Hey, get on there."

• 26:09H. Foley?

  They're probably going through their lunches.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  Your sister, I was a nice guy.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  Sister asking about me? Tell her I got a good job, good post.

• 26:19H. Foley?

  Twenty years, good Bennys, huh?

• 26:21Speaker 01

  I could be out, we could go move to Boca or something.

• 26:26H. Foley?

  Woo wee, man.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  I remember praying. Praying that that fucking band would fit. For years. I was so nervous.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  I imagine, like, future Kippy coming in and like, it's like a thirty-year-old Kippy handing you the belt. John Connor.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  You're good, kid.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  You gotta eat all the tater tots in the cafeteria.

• 26:48H. Foley?

  I was always nervous about the pennies when it was penny day in camp.

• 26:51Speaker 01

  We didn't really mess with the pennies. We got lucky.

• 26:54H. Foley?

  Oh, we were big.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Oh, they, hey, you look like a, you, I mean, you look like ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag wearing a penny.

• 26:59H. Foley?

  Tough, because it would pull up your teeth.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  It rides up, yeah.

• 27:01H. Foley?

  Woo!

• 27:01Speaker 01

  Ah, no good. They always smelled like dog dick. Yikes. Hey, buddy. I can't be going, I can't be going down to the squad room smelling like a bum's nutsack.

• 27:13H. Foley?

  I know, dude. You would pull those things out of the box and be like, "Hey, Mr. Snodgrass, did you keep this in your asshole last night? You see, it stink."

• 27:22Speaker 01

  But yeah, big bussy, loved it. Law- couldn't tell me shit. I- that was the coolest thing to me. Being a bussy. Having a job, I was just wanting a job. Go to work with my dad. Ever tell you I went down, I was on a shutdown, I was working at a hotel. Did I ever tell you that? I was about, I was about 10 years old. He took, I'm maybe younger. I got a new pair of jeans, it was around Christmas time, I got a new pair of jeans. I never told you this? I got a new pair of carpenter jeans, I thought I was, I thought I was in the union. And... Me and his boy Jerry.

• 27:51H. Foley?

  Got a Hello Kitty pen stuffed in the...

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Me and his boy, I had new, brand new work boots. And they had to do a shutdown at a, they had to replace a tee or something, replace a fitting.

• 28:02H. Foley?

  So you mean shutdown, shut down the water in the whole place?

• 28:04Speaker 01

  Shut down the water of a hotel. Okay. Overnight.

• 28:06H. Foley?

  Was it active?

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you gotta do that overnight.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  Active crime scene?

• 28:09Speaker 01

  You gotta do that overnight.

• 28:11H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Drove downtown, coolest thing, I got a coffee. Hit the Wawa, like 8pm, got a coffee, French vanilla.

• 28:17H. Foley?

  At 10?

• 28:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 28:19H. Foley?

  What?

• 28:19Speaker 01

  At PM?

• 28:20H. Foley?

  No, you were 10 years old?

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I would do the French vanilla, just run the machine at the Wawa. There's my dad called, "Go get your foo-foo drink."

• 28:30H. Foley?

  Gee, can't give a kid 10-year-old coffee at 8 o'clock at night?

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Also, you're missing the point, I was going down to work. I was going down to work with fucking pipe fitters.

• 28:39H. Foley?

  Small hands, you could climb through the pipes.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  He sent me, tie a rope around me, sent me through like, to clear it like a rat. Clearing tunnels like Vietnam.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  I'll see you on the other side.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  Save my chicken fingers for me. I'll be back in about an hour.

• 28:59H. Foley?

  They just hear a loud bang, 2 seconds after you go in there.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Also, I like, I like it. That was just hot chocolate to us.

• 29:07H. Foley?

  That's coffee.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  I'm not, listen. The 90s were a wild time, dude.

• 29:13H. Foley?

  Those machines are trash.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Since 1996, I'm going to work. I'm going to work at shutdown, I'm not even getting paid time and a half.

• 29:20H. Foley?

  Did he pay ya?

• 29:21Speaker 01

  He probably gave me like forty bucks.

• 29:23H. Foley?

  Why were you, what, what, what, he had nothin' to do with ya?

• 29:25Speaker 01

  What?

• 29:26H. Foley?

  He couldn't leave ya?

• 29:28Speaker 01

  No, I think he picked me up at my mom's. I just wanted, I wanted to work. That was cool. What are you talking about?

• 29:34H. Foley?

  Was it a school night?

• 29:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't think, maybe.

• 29:37H. Foley?

  Probably dragging ass to the bus stop tomorrow.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  It probably was. Maybe I had off or something, or, I don't know. I got dressed, I remember he picked me, I remember he picked me up, it was dark and cold as shit.

• 29:46H. Foley?

  Typical cop, you're moonlighting, then you're dead ass the next day on your shift.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 29:51H. Foley?

  Doing, doing a little nip, taking a little nip to keep it going, bad lieutenant.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  I remember he told us we weren't allowed to have lunch, cause you not worth shit when you come back. Um.

• 30:03Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, no, I, yeah, I don't know, I went down. It was me, him, and this, and this dude Jerry that worked for him. And we had to take out a huge fuck, it was like a water main, we had to take out a huge ninety, or put in a new fucking, a, a new valve or something. And I remember, I remember my boots were too clean. They were brand new Tims or something, brand, they weren't Tims, brand new fucking boots, you know?

• 30:27H. Foley?

  Oshkosh, I would assume.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're probably not.

• 30:30H. Foley?

  As a ten year old.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  You're probably not wrong. And I was trying to make them dirty, just so I fit in with the other fucking, the other construction worker. I was there like scruffing them up with like a file or whatever, you know what I mean? Be like, yeah, you know, it's just, it's just working at the city hall and they fucking, you know, work's never done there.

• 30:49Speaker 01

  I'm down there at the new Comcast building, yeah.

• 30:51H. Foley?

  I'm actually twenty-six, I've been smoking a long time.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  How you guys doing? Yeah, I remember just being in the, being in the basement of this fucking, uh, hotel downtown.

• 31:04Speaker 01

  For, you know, till seven AM or whatever.

• 31:06H. Foley?

  Well, that sounds safe.

• 31:08Speaker 01

  That's where I learned my work ethic. And I remember they gave either my dad or the guy Jerry a parking ticket.

• 31:15H. Foley?

  Sons of bitches.

• 31:16Speaker 01

  And that's when I heard, that's, that was like, guy down here trying to earn a fucking living.

• 31:23H. Foley?

  Hey, you don't gotta tell me, Jerry.

• 31:26H. Foley?

  You guys know I'm on the job, right?

• 31:27Speaker 01

  It was like life ain't, I was, that's, I think that's when shit started going south for me, that, your life ain't hard enough, they gotta give you a fucking parking ticket. Down here earning an honest living, trying to pay child support. Got alimony at the fucking, hey, pay taxes.

• 31:40H. Foley?

  Try wrangling these animals at the bus stop, Jer. My supervisor don't get it, you know, I keep telling him. He's threatening to take my badge away.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  I got my safety.

• 31:50H. Foley?

  Two weeks, no pay.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just wanted a job and it really, so being a safety was like...

• 31:57Speaker 01

  Finally, my dad was proud of me. I started working. Started working at, I guess I was 12.

• 32:05Speaker 01

  And he would pay me because I was working. I made $5 in tips a night, Thursday night, Santo Palato. He'd break me off at like a 10 or a 20, be like, "There you go, you're working, you're a good kid, there you go."

• 32:16H. Foley?

  This is after you were done being a safety?

• 32:19Speaker 01

  This is the year after safety, yeah. Got a taste of the good life, you know what I mean?

• 32:23H. Foley?

  Retired. Got your gold watch, you got out.

• 32:27Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:27H. Foley?

  Huh? You know the important thing about being a safety? Getting home alive every night.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 32:33H. Foley?

  It's all that matters.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  That was probably prime Slim Fast and Pretzel Kippy, too. I was going home, going on a tear. Denise wasn't home, she's working second or third shift.

• 32:44H. Foley?

  Put your gun up at the cabinet, said, "Kids don't get it."

• 32:49H. Foley?

  Sit down.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  Shut up, you! Screaming at my brother and sister. Must be nice just to go to fucking school and not have to work.

• 32:57Speaker 01

  Trying to watch TRL, the new...

• 32:59H. Foley?

  Slug a Cuddy Stark.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  Watch the new Marshall Mathers fucking video. Oh, golly gee, Wilickers.

• 33:09H. Foley?

  Okay, kid.

• 33:40Speaker 04

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• 34:12Speaker 01

  This one's from Rafe Leota. Is it garbage to rip a heater while you're praying?

• 34:18Speaker 01

  You are not praying to me. I could be wrong. You ain't going... That's not in "Our Father." That's "For the love of God, please hope my breath doesn't smell like booze." That's what that is.

• 34:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  That's "For the love of God, I hope my warrants are cleared up," or whatever.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  I think the two of them go hand in hand.

• 34:36Speaker 01

  What?

• 34:37H. Foley?

  If you're praying, you're smoking.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 34:39H. Foley?

  You know what I mean? I respect it.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  All right, this one's from Kippy's Holy Socks. Which I never addressed publicly. On the Patreon, when we were in Austin, apparently I had a hole in my sock. And I had my feet up on the coffee table. And I got ridiculed.

• 34:54H. Foley?

  I've never brought this up to you?

• 34:56Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 34:57H. Foley?

  You do have holes in your socks more often than...

• 34:59Speaker 01

  We've talked to Hans. He gets the socks, they're rolled up. I just pick them up. I don't look, I throw them out. And then when I'm looking, I don't fucking... I mean, I'm sure I... Listen, if I'm putting my socks on and I'm already dressed and I see like a hole in my sock, that's still going on. Especially if I got one on already.

• 35:19H. Foley?

  Sure, oh yeah.

• 35:20Speaker 01

  That's going on. I don't know what to tell you. Is it garbage to move back in with your dad at age 40 when he just remarried his new wife who is 38? She cannot love that. So you gotta figure, let's say the dad's 20 years older. So the dad's, you know...

• 35:38H. Foley?

  Give me 65.

• 35:39Speaker 01

  I'll give you 65.

• 35:41H. Foley?

  Dad's 65, broad's 38. Congratulations.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Shout out to your dad. I would assume maybe that the dad has some money? But then why doesn't the kid have... Like, if the dad had money, I'd go, "Buddy, you're not moving in..." Me speaking personally.

• 35:58H. Foley?

  I'll get you an apartment.

• 35:59Speaker 01

  I'll get you on your feet. You know what I mean?

• 36:04Speaker 01

  Or if there's enough money that there's somebody who's gold digging, 38's not really gold digging though.

• 36:11H. Foley?

  No.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  That's like, hey, I just fucking like ya.

• 36:15H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 36:15Speaker 01

  You know, it's not like she's 21 and he's fucking 65.

• 36:19H. Foley?

  She's two years, my dad's new wife is two years younger than me and I'm living there. Listen, you know how I feel about that. So, family's family. You don't have, you shouldn't have any, listen to me, the kid might be jammed up. Just, you know, restarting. Not like he's gonna be there forever.

• 36:38Speaker 01

  You don't know that though. She don't know that either. Guy's a fuck up. Back at 40.

• 36:43H. Foley?

  Well, she's mom now.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 36:45H. Foley?

  So.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Um.

• 36:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, I mean, one, that's, yeah, that's garbage. That's a tough look, dude. I would, you know. Hopefully you got a basement with a second entrance or something.

• 36:59H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  Fucking getting a little bit of space. I don't know your relationship with your dad. I don't know your relationship with her, but she cannot be thrilled about that.

• 37:06H. Foley?

  Take the summer, see what happens. That'd be my, that'd be my thing. Take the summer, get your feet under you. Save a couple of bucks. Plus find out if she's cool with it. If she is, ride that out.

• 37:16Speaker 01

  Sure. Yeah, maybe she's like, I got a, I got a homie my age here. This guy's fucking snoozing at 5:30 PM, eating prunes all day. I got, you know.

• 37:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, that might be a bad situation.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Well, I'm, hey, I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying.

• 37:30H. Foley?

  That's how your videos start.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  Um. Alright, let's see, this is from Jess B. $10 homie. Is it garbage that I had my pregnancy announcement at Dollar Beer Night? Because my whole family would have, is already there and it's just easier. Your whole family's getting together for Dollar Beer Night. That's a good family. That's, God, that is a knock around good, there's some beefs. Uncle Dan, don't like Uncle Steve. Steve Jr.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  They don't talk.

• 37:58Speaker 01

  What, something. There's, you're hanging out at Dollar Beer Night. That's a fucking bumpy family, but they fucking, they're thick as thieves. They're in it together. I, I respect that.

• 38:08H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Hey, we'll fucking put this all aside. I'll go, we're just not hanging out.

• 38:12H. Foley?

  I'm assuming there's an argument.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  What?

• 38:14H. Foley?

  Cause they're at Dollar Beer Night together?

• 38:16Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, a family that drinks together does not come out unscathed. Nobody's getting drunk at Dollar Beer, I mean, if you're consistently at Dollar Beer Night.

• 38:29H. Foley?

  There's problems.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  Do I gotta spell it out for you?

• 38:31H. Foley?

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  I mean, I drink with everybody in my family a lot.

• 38:36H. Foley?

  And there's tensions.

• 38:37Speaker 01

  There's tensions, you know what I mean? Not at all times, but things happen.

• 38:41H. Foley?

  Listen, I know I might not see you Thanksgiving, because you don't talk, so I wanted to tell you, it's here, you know, Teresa's pregnant.

• 38:48Speaker 01

  Salute.

• 38:51H. Foley?

  Hey, you're assuming they're Italian. Hey, just taking shots.

• 38:54Speaker 01

  Now, Uncle Dan, pick up the tab, huh? I would know, I would assume they're Irish or Polish. The Polish like a cocktail.

• 39:00H. Foley?

  They do.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah, that's good. That's alright. I mean, I respect it, I respect the family dynamics. That's all I know, and I appreciate that. I've learned to appreciate it in my elder, in my elder life.

• 39:13H. Foley?

  Now, where's this Dollar Beer Night shot?

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Man, nothing's fucking better than Dollar Beers. Ah, it's like...

• 39:18H. Foley?

  That's draft, right?

• 39:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 39:22H. Foley?

  Bud Light.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  I mean, when I was in college, a lot of college bars were doing it, Dollar Beers.

• 39:26H. Foley?

  That's different, yeah.

• 39:27Speaker 01

  Dollar Bud Light bottles, the one place used to do.

• 39:30H. Foley?

  That's pretty good bottles.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. And we'd go up, because there'd be like 10 of us, it'd be packed, and we'd be in like a back corner of the table, and somebody'd be like, "I'm going to get beers." And at this point, you're like, you're doing... You're double, everybody's just fucking, you got...

• 39:44H. Foley?

  Getting fucked up.

• 39:44Speaker 01

  Because you got 2 hours to get these in, you know what I mean? They go back to fucking 450 afterwards, and I, listen, I ain't got it.

• 39:50H. Foley?

  I told you, I only had a 10 on me. Spent 550 on a chicken parm.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  So they would give us cases, they'd keep a case for, and then, so you'd go like, "Hey," and they'd go, "Yeah, it's 24 dollars, if you order 24 beers." Because by the time you take everybody's order, one guy's going up, it's impossible to get to the front, because it's packed. You're going, "I need 18 beers," or whatever. So we'd just get a case, and they would just hand you, you'd walk back through the...

• 40:12H. Foley?

  Like a Hulk, like the...

• 40:13Speaker 01

  It would still be unopened. Instead of him picking up 20 beers...

• 40:15H. Foley?

  Was it cold?

• 40:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:17H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 40:17Speaker 01

  Instead of him going like, "Here you go, here you go, here you..." opening 20 beers, you're just gonna, "Fucking, just take it."

• 40:21H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  I, I know, I trust you guys, you're in the back.

• 40:24H. Foley?

  That's, that's...

• 40:25Speaker 01

  I was the coolest I've ever felt in my life. Shout out to, I think it was called the, not the draft, it was the Pub Web, it was called.

• 40:30H. Foley?

  That's the spot that plays ball.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  They had just opened. And we got, we got, we went in kinda early, like they...

• 40:35H. Foley?

  Probably closed soon after.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  Sure, I don't know if they're still, can you see if they're still open? Pub Web? Temple's Campus, probably on Cecil B. Moore Street.

• 40:43H. Foley?

  Mmm, Cecil B. Moore.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Cecil B. Moore, that's how they used to say it on the subway.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  Two Bs?

• 40:48Speaker 01

  No, one B. Cecil, B, Moore.

• 40:51H. Foley?

  You don't know who Cecil B. Moore is?

• 40:53Speaker 03

  Pub web, two Bs.

• 40:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, pub web.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  Still banging.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Yeah! What kind of specials they banging out there? We should go down. Everybody, I'd probably get a hero's welcome when I come back there.

• 41:04Speaker 03

  Menu highlight, their wings. That's the name of the wings.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  Their wings.

• 41:08Speaker 03

  Their wings.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  Any, they banging any promo, any beer promos?

• 41:13H. Foley?

  And who's DJing tonight?

• 41:14Speaker 01

  They do, they used to do comedy. They started doing comedy there, I heard. There was like an upstairs. But there wasn't one I saw. We went in, it was like their first night open. The guy's like, "Yeah, we just opened." It was empty. So we got, you know.

• 41:25H. Foley?

  Familiarize yourself.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  With the bartender. I remember playing 7-Eleven doubles on the bar. There was just like three people in there.

• 41:31H. Foley?

  That's what you gotta do, you gotta get your foot in the door.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, so we can, hey, then it got hot. Then they started the dollar beer night. But I'm fucking, I'm old hat.

• 41:37H. Foley?

  Goddamn legacy.

• 41:39Speaker 01

  I've been here for three days.

• 41:40H. Foley?

  What do you got, Luke? Anything fun coming up?

• 41:44Speaker 03

  It seems like they classed up the joint. I don't know if they're doing dollar beers anymore.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  Hey, I get it.

• 41:50H. Foley?

  They made a lot of money off of you.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  Seven dollar cheese steaks on Fridays.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  That's probably pretty good for Philly nowadays.

• 41:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  Seven dollar cheese steak on Friday. Get you in early, go in there for the lunch.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Taco Tuesday, five dollar taco basket.

• 42:04H. Foley?

  I like the sound of that.

• 42:06Speaker 01

  That ain't bad.

• 42:06H. Foley?

  Love a bar taco.

• 42:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love all bar food.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  And you get a drink with purchase.

• 42:11H. Foley?

  Oh, look at that.

• 42:13Speaker 01

  Look at that. Four cheese steaks, four beers, let's go. Run it back, daddy-o.

• 42:20H. Foley?

  Dollar cheese steak, mate.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Alright, this one's from Kippy Pulled the Goalie. Twenty dollar sucker here, never had one read. "Is it garbage if you and your buddy are politely asked not to come back to the Boy Scouts because our dads brought a cooler of beer and a TV to watch the World Series on an overnight trip? This is about 1995, had rabbit ears going in the woods."

• 42:40H. Foley?

  That's fucked up.

• 42:42Speaker 01

  I mean, I, listen.

• 42:44H. Foley?

  The beers I get.

• 42:45Speaker 01

  No. I'm fine with all of it. I get why you weren't allowed back. That's not what the Boy Scouts is.

• 42:53H. Foley?

  I don't, I'm making the kids responsible for that. The fuck is he supposed to tell his dad not to drink? He's a kid. The dad's not coming back, sure, I get it. But you're punishing the kids.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  I, I gotta be honest with you? Dad's drinking in the woods, bringing a TV out. Any guy listens to this show now, they made the right call. Yeah, I mean, I'm assuming he have to don't fall too far from the tree, you know what I mean? Also, who knows buddy, you might have dodged a couple of bullets.

• 43:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, no kidding.

• 43:20Speaker 01

  Might be involved in a class action lawsuit. Can't miss the World Series. Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know why, but I feel like this is in Chicago for some reason.

• 43:29H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 43:30Speaker 01

  It's the fucking Cubbies or, you know, something.

• 43:32H. Foley?

  For sure.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  It's some diehard legacy team where you're like, I can't.

• 43:36H. Foley?

  It's a bunch of, it's a bunch of young kids, they probably wanted to watch it too.

• 43:39Speaker 01

  I know, but they're supposed to be learning how to start a fire and build a.

• 43:42H. Foley?

  Do that shit, start a fire, get the hot dogs going, throw the goddamn game on.

• 43:46Speaker 01

  I'm on your fucking side here. Listen, I'm on your side, but they gotta do like the basket, they gotta do all kinds, they gotta earn their badges out there. I ain't hanging out recreational. Learn it, it's educational.

• 43:56H. Foley?

  Got money on the game.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  I never got the Boy Scouts, ever.

• 43:59H. Foley?

  Me neither.

• 44:00Speaker 01

  My mom was like, no way. I like pitched it at one point, she was like, oh, you get a pocket knife and a whatever, you know, she was like, nah.

• 44:07H. Foley?

  I didn't get it.

• 44:09Speaker 01

  Not for me.

• 44:10H. Foley?

  I liked all that stuff. I think I used to read Boys Life or something like that, or whatever that magazine was.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Got it.

• 44:17H. Foley?

  Whatever that magazine was, or my cousin had it or something like that, he might have been in the.

• 44:21Speaker 01

  Playgirl? My Concho? Pull my butt apart.

• 44:26H. Foley?

  A mustache and a little chest hair.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  Uh, this one's just cute, this is from Uncle Soppy. Is it garbage that our seven-year-old talks garbage speaks? She always calls her little brother Boncos or Screwballs. Also asks for a screaming Mimi when she wants a cold Sprite. Listen, you got a good kid on your hands there, that's all I gotta frigging say about that.

• 44:43H. Foley?

  Screaming Mimi.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see, this one's from Cody, ten dollar afternoon farmer. I forgot about afternoon farmer. Uh, I ever made a day out of going to the airport to watch the planes land?

• 44:57H. Foley?

  Jesus.

• 44:59Speaker 01

  I get that though, a little bit.

• 45:01H. Foley?

  That was a very big.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  As a kid.

• 45:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, that was a very big thing in, uh, like eighties movies, go lay on the hood of the car at the end of the runway. That would be cool.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  And no, no fucking Facebook or nothing.

• 45:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  I mean, you gotta fill the time somehow.

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Make out.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  Also too, I think the Access was a lot more unfeathered back then than it is now.

• 45:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, you can't fucking get anywhere near it.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:22H. Foley?

  Rightly so.

• 45:23Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 45:24H. Foley?

  Hey, I don't mind that.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  Never forget.

• 45:26H. Foley?

  I don't hate that.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 45:27H. Foley?

  It's just the same as driving around and looking at houses.

• 45:29Speaker 01

  There was, sure, I think it's arguably cooler, especially like if you got a kid. You know, say you got a, like, you like trains. Or whatever. Say you got a kid who likes planes. What?

• 45:41H. Foley?

  I do like trains.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  I said, I said you like, too. I didn't even include the present tense.

• 45:45H. Foley?

  I do like trains.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  I know. It'd be weird if you just like went to the fucking subway and just started staring at them.

• 45:51H. Foley?

  I like subway. I like real trains.

• 45:54Speaker 01

  Go tell, go tell subway conductor that I ain't a real fucking train.

• 45:56H. Foley?

  Union Pacific, Canadian Pacific, the Santa Fe. I like those.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  Okay. Alright, I'm sorry, guy.

• 46:04H. Foley?

  Cargo haulers, coal trucks.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 46:07H. Foley?

  That's what we used to have. Canadian Pacific was great. That's a nice passenger set.

• 46:11Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 46:12H. Foley?

  Lying out.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  Either way, I mean, you're talking toys. What if a kid likes planes? Also, if you go to a small airport, watch the Cessnas all day long, that's probably pretty cool.

• 46:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  Get a little more, there was one by my dad's, there was an airport by my house my dad rented when they first got divorced. That

• 46:30Speaker 01

  was like next to the road. I mean, it was like, it was like a landing strip.

• 46:35H. Foley?

  Little crop duster.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  And they had the, they had the telephone poles with the, remember the balls on them? Like the big red ball, the big yellow ball. It looked like a beach ball on the telephone pole, because that was like, they'd come in fucking, that let them know that there was wires there.

• 46:50H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  And I would see planes land and take off from like, what's sea, I mean, me to Luke. No fucking fence, no nothing.

• 47:00H. Foley?

  Pretty sick.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was, I was sick as shit. Every time we drove by, I was like, had my fucking head at the window looking.

• 47:06H. Foley?

  I'm all about it. We used to drive by the Philadelphia Naval Yard, look at all the ships. I used to love that.

• 47:12Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  Just sitting there.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. There was the arm, I mean, there was the armory on a...

• 47:18H. Foley?

  I mean, we just talked about this. That was the best.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  The armory on the boulevard.

• 47:22H. Foley?

  The fucking tank, some tank or some...

• 47:24Speaker 01

  Fucking big Humvees, those big like water, just everything. Shit you saw in Desert Storm, just like all along the side.

• 47:30H. Foley?

  Intrepid's nice in New York. You come to the city, go check out the Intrepid. It's pretty sweet.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  I remember we went to go to a boxing match one time at the armory.

• 47:37H. Foley?

  What?

• 47:38Speaker 01

  I was mad young. There was like an amateur boxing match.

• 47:40H. Foley?

  Dude, you and Jerry?

• 47:43H. Foley?

  You guys became fast friends?

• 47:44Speaker 01

  No, it was me, my dad. It was like, you know, it was like...

• 47:48H. Foley?

  A boxing match?

• 47:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:50H. Foley?

  What, what is he, fucking dug the head? That's crazy.

• 47:55H. Foley?

  From Snatch?

• 47:58Speaker 01

  Is he Gary De Noes?

• 48:01H. Foley?

  Dude, a boxing...

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Dug their heads a great pole.

• 48:03H. Foley?

  Your dad's taking you to an unlicensed boxing match?

• 48:06Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't think it was, I think it was sanctioned. I mean, I don't think Dana White was there or nothing. But yeah, it was like amateur box, see if they had, you know, like an amateur boxing match.

• 48:15Speaker 03

  Roy Joe Jr. fought there in, uh, 2013.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  Oh, there you go.

• 48:20H. Foley?

  Alright.

• 48:20Speaker 01

  But we couldn't get in. The tickets were bunkers. We had bad tickets. We couldn't get in. It was pouring rain.

• 48:26H. Foley?

  Private night tonight, chaps?

• 48:28Speaker 01

  Not gonna, come on, I got my kid here. Just let us the fuck in. But it was like, it was my dad, me, my brother, another guy, my brother, like my brother, you know what I mean? It was like a group of kids and dads and kids.

• 48:40H. Foley?

  I realized as a divorced kid, you, uh, you spent a lot of time with your dad and one of his boys.

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they weren't my dad's boys. They were my brother's friend's dads.

• 48:52H. Foley?

  But you did spend a lot of time?

• 48:54Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:54H. Foley?

  With people like Jerry?

• 48:56Speaker 01

  With the boys?

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:57Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah, we would sit at the office and drink beers before everybody left.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  It was great.

• 49:04H. Foley?

  Jerry's picking you up from school?

• 49:06Speaker 01

  There was Sam, Greg.

• 49:08H. Foley?

  They're all at your games watching you? Guy, Kevin! Little fat ass out there, in the head with a soccer ball.

• 49:16Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, it was Sam Gray. I mean, it was all just dudes. Jerry, Jimmy and Jerry, they were connected at the hip. Surprised Jerry, surprised Jimmy wasn't on the job with us. Jerry and Jimmy were at the hip. And I would love to say all their last names, because they're all just such Philly dirtbag names. But I don't, you know, I haven't talked to these guys in fucking thirty years.

• 49:39H. Foley?

  I feel like there's a Kazalowski in there somewhere.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  That's a lot. It's a lot of that kind of, you know, it's a lot of the names you would go.

• 49:46H. Foley?

  Jimmy McDonough, Jerry Kazalowski. Jimmy and Jerry. Uh huh.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were inseparable, Jimmy and Jerry.

• 49:54H. Foley?

  That's alright.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  Um, but yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  But we didn't get in, so then we, I forgot, we didn't get into the, we didn't get into the fights. So we went to, uh, not Georgine's, Georgine's is where the Comedy Works is. Uh, Giro's down there. It's closed now. I've mentioned Giro's before. It was like an independent Fridays. All friggin', it's where my dad, nevermind.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  This is a Dan Senior, a heavy Dan Senior episode.

• 50:21H. Foley?

  It's a family show.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  Um, alright, this one's from Ethan. Never had one read. Is it garbage if I owed the tollway twenty-five hundred dollars plus?

• 50:32H. Foley?

  Shit!

• 50:32Speaker 01

  I switch vehicles pretty often, so they haven't been able to deny my registration yet at the tax office. That's fucking crazy.

• 50:39H. Foley?

  Holy fuck!

• 50:40Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 50:41H. Foley?

  That's, he means going through tolls.

• 50:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's right. A lot of times, it's the penalties and interest that get you on that.

• 50:46H. Foley?

  Twenty-five hundred?

• 50:48Speaker 01

  I owed more, I owed that.

• 50:50H. Foley?

  Jesus!

• 50:50Speaker 01

  When this show was happening, yeah, when this show was happening, I owed that. Because during COVID, they waived it. And I didn't have EZ Pass.

• 50:59H. Foley?

  They waived it as in?

• 51:00Speaker 01

  They waived tolls.

• 51:02H. Foley?

  They did?

• 51:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, because not everything was EZ Pass. And then, um, not, I would have to pay cash, because I didn't have EZ Pass.

• 51:10H. Foley?

  Waived it?

• 51:11Speaker 01

  So you weren't allowed to?

• 51:12H. Foley?

  Right, right, right. Wait, waived it meaning at a later date? Or just?

• 51:16Speaker 01

  No, just no toll.

• 51:17H. Foley?

  Oh, okay.

• 51:17Speaker 01

  And I kinda?

• 51:18H. Foley?

  So how'd you owe?

• 51:19Speaker 01

  I kinda let that roll for a year and a half, or whatever. You, ah, get, oh, you want me to, uh, uh, uh. Then they started, they started sending in registration suspension notices, and I started crying. I cried like a baby back bitch.

• 51:35Speaker 01

  My car. Yeah. Well, that was when you were. You'd get like a fucking. Registration cancellation, looking down, staring down the barrel like a $2,200 charge. And I was making, I don't know. 1,200 bucks a month. Had to cover rent. Think my wife made that one. She's a good girl.

• 52:00Speaker 01

  Getting her pregnant's the least I can do.

• 52:05H. Foley?

  Don't worry, I'll knock you up.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Um.

• 52:08H. Foley?

  Real class act you are.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  All right, this one's from Mallory. $10 investor, never had one read. Uh. Is it classy or trashy after you were born, your grandmother rented the town prom limo to bring you your and your parents home from the hospital? That's a good time. I don't think you can put a car seat in a limo, can you?

• 52:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:28Speaker 01

  I guess in the back.

• 52:29H. Foley?

  All the way in the front.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  No.

• 52:31H. Foley?

  In the back?

• 52:32Speaker 01

  I don't think there's seats, there's no seat belts in the front. I think.

• 52:34H. Foley?

  I don't think, listen.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  It's trash. All right, you're got it.

• 52:36H. Foley?

  Yeah, stop. They weren't using fucking seat belts and they probably weren't using a goddamn car seat. The mom was holding that kid.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  Like breastfeeding.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  Um. Which were you breastfed or bottle fed?

• 52:48H. Foley?

  I don't know. I'd have to ask Patty.

• 52:50Speaker 01

  I don't know what I was either. What were they? I don't know what they were doing in the 70s and 80s.

• 52:54H. Foley?

  I want to say probably breastfed.

• 52:57H. Foley?

  Want me to find out?

• 52:58Speaker 01

  No. I'll call her later. Uh, yeah, I was just curious.

• 53:03H. Foley?

  I would say breastfed.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:05Speaker 03

  I think I was a combo. You could, because you can do both.

• 53:07H. Foley?

  No, you can't.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can.

• 53:09H. Foley?

  I don't think so.

• 53:10Speaker 01

  I don't know why you're looking at me.

• 53:11H. Foley?

  I thought you can't do both because then the kid don't want one or the other. That's what I thought I heard. I could be wrong.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  I'm sure, I don't listen, I don't know nothing about, I'm sure you can. I might not be advised at all times, but I'm sure you can do it.

• 53:22Speaker 03

  Yes, it's possible and often recommended to combine both.

• 53:25H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  Why aren't we taking our, our, our lactation methods, uh, in advice from Henry Foley? Oh, you can't do that. Saw it in a movie one time.

• 53:34H. Foley?

  Just throwing it out there. Maybe that's why you're well balanced. Cause you got both. I probably only got, that's what, I was thinking about where my, like, my deep seated, instinctual love of milk comes from. Like when I drink milk, I have a reaction that.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  It's the grossest thing I've ever seen. It gets in your beard.

• 53:53H. Foley?

  I, I have, I have a chemical reaction in my brain that I don't get with any other beverage.

• 53:58Speaker 01

  I get that with current light.

• 54:02H. Foley?

  So maybe that's it.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  Could be, you know, I don't know.

• 54:06H. Foley?

  God damn it.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, this one's from Brie Nutter Butter and Jelly. This is, this, listen, I've seen a lot of dirtbag moves. I try to help out my friends when I can, letters of recommendation. I'll flub a W2 or whatever to get someone an apartment.

• 54:23H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 54:24Speaker 01

  Or whatever.

• 54:24H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 54:25Speaker 01

  That's how I operate.

• 54:27H. Foley?

  I've been a reference on many, many, many a job application.

• 54:30Speaker 01

  And I, listen, I think if you're a dirtbag and you have dirtbag friends, you need to fucking unite and help each other when you can to fight against the man.

• 54:37H. Foley?

  Yo, by the way, just so you know, I put your name down as a reference. If anybody calls, you manage a restaurant called Skippy's.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 54:43H. Foley?

  And I worked there between here and there and I was a good employee.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  It's gotta be.

• 54:46H. Foley?

  No problem.

• 54:46Speaker 01

  It's gotta be, I didn't, I haven't done the job reference in quite a long time, but that's gotta be hard to do.

• 54:53H. Foley?

  Now?

• 54:53Speaker 01

  Now, everything's just Google. You can't be like, I, you can't make up a place. And also the number, they could just call the num, like, hey, I worked at fucking, uh, Garbanzo's on Second Street. And if that is, if that doesn't exist, they can find that out immediately. If it does exist, they can just Google it and have the real number to Garbanzo's.

• 55:11H. Foley?

  Not a 312 number or something like that?

• 55:14Speaker 01

  1-800, 1-800, I'm lying to you?

• 55:16H. Foley?

  That sucks.

• 55:17Speaker 01

  Um, alright, but here it is. Write this down, this is great. Corporate life hack to help your homies.

• 55:24H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 55:25Speaker 01

  I've been pretty successful in my career, so for my old team members, people I used to work with, or his boys, or anybody, you know, hourly people, whatever.

• 55:34H. Foley?

  Gotcha.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  His extended crew, um, once a year or so, I use my position to write them offer letters with promises of more money. They take that to their current boss, different companies, whatever, and ask, hold on. They take that to their current boss and ask if their company can match the offer. Should the company not be able to match, my homies just tell them after a few days, I decided to stay with you out of loyalty. Which usually results in some sort of pay increase.

• 56:06Speaker 01

  Mind fucking blown.

• 56:09H. Foley?

  First of all, solid fucking dude.

• 56:12Speaker 01

  Dude, that's

• 56:13H. Foley?

  Solid.

• 56:14Speaker 01

  You're a dirtbag of the year. That is fucking amazing. Talk getting letting the boys wet their beaks. And it don't cost him nothing.

• 56:22H. Foley?

  Fucking unbelievable.

• 56:24Speaker 01

  Hey, listen, I'm making fifty thousand dollars a year. I just got an offer for sixty. I love you. I want, I, I, I love working here. I love the cult, love the whatever. Just want to give you guys the option to match it. I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I just want to let you know this is that.

• 56:39H. Foley?

  That might be the most bulletproof dirtbag move I've ever heard in my life. Okay, listen.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  That made me so happy, dude. That is the sickest move.

• 56:46H. Foley?

  Like you said, hey, I decided, listen, it's, it might be a good opportunity. I love what I do here. I'm gonna stay. I appreciate you considering it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go back to the office.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  I'll be, I'll be back at the desk.

• 56:59H. Foley?

  Or they bang you out. Boom, here you go. Sixty, you know what?

• 57:02Speaker 01

  We can't get to sixty, we can do fifty seven, five.

• 57:05H. Foley?

  Perfect.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  You know what? Dude, that's so sick.

• 57:08H. Foley?

  Here's the other side of it. You're talking about being able to check it. Let's say they call. Yeah, this is so and so.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  That's on fucking, that's on Garbazo's, Garbanzo's letterhead. It's his name. It's, it's technically a real offer.

• 57:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  It's not like they're just making that up.

• 57:27H. Foley?

  Fuck, that's awesome.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  So good, dude. I mean, like, proper.

• 57:31H. Foley?

  Who is this guy?

• 57:32Speaker 01

  Uh, this is, I think it's a woman. I mean, Bree, Bree Nutter Butter and Jelly is the name.

• 57:40H. Foley?

  We'll have to get Bree in here.

• 57:43H. Foley?

  That's pretty good.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  That's, I mean.

• 57:45H. Foley?

  That's genius level.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Everybody should, if you could do that, if you own a, if you can do it at any, what is?

• 57:52H. Foley?

  That's paying it forward.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz you gotta, you're kinda going with your tail between your legs a little, not the between, but like, hey, listen, I don't, I'm not, this isn't. I'm not demanding this. I'm just saying, hey, I have an offer letter. I was out golfing with so and so. He liked me. I got this offer.

• 58:08H. Foley?

  Were you looking for another job? You're not happy here?

• 58:10Speaker 01

  No, not at all. I was, I was, I remember that golf tournament I went to with the O'Briens from, uh, you know, and Jerry and Jimmy.

• 58:17H. Foley?

  Somehow that led to, you know, do you know this guy? Yeah, we used, would you have to tell him you worked together?

• 58:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can say, yeah, you can say, "My old boss."

• 58:27H. Foley?

  Just random, oh bingo, you don't need a backstory.

• 58:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:30H. Foley?

  My old boss randomly reached out to me.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  As you know, I used to work there. I used to work at Garbanzos. They're trying to poach me back. I'm just giving you the heads up. I love it here, you know. I'd like to give you the offer to match it or get close because I love what I do. I'm not sure what I'm doing, but like, I just wanna, you know. Unless you suck at your job and they go, "Get the fuck out of here." You know. I, that's...

• 58:54H. Foley?

  That's pretty goddamn good, man.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  It's very rare that I'm...

• 58:58H. Foley?

  His brain's working overtime over there.

• 58:59Speaker 03

  I just got approached.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Andrew Schultz just hit me up.

• 59:03Speaker 03

  Expect, expect my, uh...

• 59:05H. Foley?

  I would love to see you try.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  Mr. Ryan D.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Ryan D. Enterprises? Uh...

• 59:13H. Foley?

  Shout out to Bree.

• 59:14Speaker 01

  That's amazing. What a fucking way. We gotta wrap it up. What a way to end it. Take that and fucking rip off corporate America if you can.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  That's a goddamn home run. Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.