Classy Takeout! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  New York City, New York, get ready, this week, the boys are gonna be at Gotham Comedy Club.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 0:05H. Foley?

  Friday and Saturday night, get your tickets, grab the squad, and come on out and see us.

• 0:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, November 13th and 14th, we're doing three shows, get them, part of the New York Comedy Festival. Come hang with the boys, we don't do New York shows that a lot together, it's gonna be a good time. Also, Philadelphia, tickets on sale December 19th at Parks, get your tickets, are you garbage.com, we love you.

• 0:24H. Foley?

  Yeah. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast, this is Are You Garbage?

• 0:52Speaker 01

  He's still doing this?

• 0:53H. Foley?

  Tell them, shall we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're going to be classy?

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:58H. Foley?

  Or just a big old piece of trash?

• 0:59Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash!

• 1:00H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right, I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  A little funky.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  I like that.

• 1:07H. Foley?

  Taking the bassline for a walk, man.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Take cats. Cool cats out there.

• 1:11H. Foley?

  Here out back here, Toody's in a new addition, she's upstairs watching Looper.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  She's looking for herself.

• 1:21H. Foley?

  Great movie, by the way.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  That's good, there you go.

• 1:23H. Foley?

  I might have caught it this weekend, too.

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Nah, I know what.

• 1:25H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from across the table, this is what we call a family episode, it's just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, he is a loving father, loving husband, uh, got a little money in the market out there, he's doing some big things, got the new heater hut down there, I heard that secondhand. Get me off Instagram, you start making content, Patty's calling me up, why don't you got something? I'm like, I got something, it's a goddamn basement.

• 1:53H. Foley?

  I rip heaters down there all the time. Kevin James Ryan, ladies and gentlemen.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  What's up, gang? Shout out to you. Man, you, you, you got away with words. Shout out, as always, thanks for tuning in, please make sure you, you got a silly one off the rails already. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available, YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the frickin' charts.

• 2:14H. Foley?

  Yes, we are, top 100 in all podcasts and top 25 in comedy.

• 2:20Speaker 01

  Take that to the fucking bank, bozos.

• 2:23H. Foley?

  Let me tell you something right now, that's been running for like, a year.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  We've been locked in that chart.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, that's cool.

• 2:30H. Foley?

  Is there a plaque, a check, something coming?

• 2:32Speaker 01

  Nah, we're, listen, I'm, I'm, let, let.

• 2:34H. Foley?

  Let me get that John Tesh on the.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  We're for the fucking, this, obviously, this show's by the people for the people, uh. We, that stuff always, that industry, that cool guy industry shit, always, we never get the pla, not that we want it, but we never get the plaques, we never get the lists, we never get the this, and it's like, guy.

• 2:49H. Foley?

  We should be opening something.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  We're knocking on the fucking door to every list, every top Patreon, top of the charts, fucking is that?

• 2:56H. Foley?

  The com, the comics to watch list, or that, wait, on that goddamn thing?

• 3:00Speaker 01

  It's kind of, first of all.

• 3:01H. Foley?

  People are watching it right now.

• 3:01Speaker 01

  First of all, you're 50 and I'm 40, we are not on the fucking young, cool guy outlet.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  May, we might make the top 4,000 over 40.

• 3:11H. Foley?

  ARP Magazine?

• 3:13Speaker 01

  We make it together, not as individuals.

• 3:15H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, well, it's just, that ain't us, we're not, you know, yeah, nobody, I don't know, nobody.

• 3:22H. Foley?

  Outliers, journeymen.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Uh, we don't need the accolades, we got the fucking boots, we got the homies and the goddamn bozos, and nothing's more apparent than that, than having a fucking top 10 Patreon with the goddamn army of garbage over there.

• 3:31H. Foley?

  Power to the people!

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Woo, check that out.

• 3:33H. Foley?

  That's the Black Panther?

• 3:36Speaker 01

  I don't know, I don't think it was the White Tigers. Ah, you don't, hit him, okay.

• 3:41H. Foley?

  Woo!

• 3:42Speaker 01

  Um.

• 3:43H. Foley?

  Before you get into it.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, first of all, I got nothing.

• 3:46H. Foley?

  Real quick.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 3:48H. Foley?

  I have some information that we've brushed on before.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 3:52H. Foley?

  But I've really done market research.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  Looper's a great film.

• 3:59H. Foley?

  He's in the future, when they start cutting off that guy's stuff, they get the young one.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 4:04H. Foley?

  They get the young one, they start cutting his limbs off, the old one who's on the run, he just starts falling apart.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  Who's the guy with three names?

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Ugh.

• 4:13H. Foley?

  You're, really?

• 4:16Speaker 01

  That, that guy stink-a-reno.

• 4:18H. Foley?

  He don't like Joseph Gordon.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  He's a bitch.

• 4:21H. Foley?

  A bitch.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  First of all, you're getting new.

• 4:23H. Foley?

  You don't like Third Rock from the Sun?

• 4:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what, he's fine in that, and everything else, he's been that little fucking.

• 4:27H. Foley?

  He was great in fucking, uh, Dark Knight Rises.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 4:30H. Foley?

  He's Robin.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  He's so unbelievable.

• 4:32H. Foley?

  Soon to be Nightwing, maybe, possibly The Red Hood, I can't remember that one.

• 4:36Speaker 01

  Balls to drop, that fucking guy.

• 4:37H. Foley?

  It's a good movie.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  Hey, dude, he's so soft spoken and soft features.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Willis carries.

• 4:43H. Foley?

  Oh, man. By the way, speaking of Willis.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Bruce?

• 4:47H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's great in it.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  Is it Looper or Batman?

• 4:51H. Foley?

  Looper.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Oh, I was like, I miss that Batman, what the fuck? And I don't think he's doing any more film.

• 4:56H. Foley?

  Yeah, he's got the dementia.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 4:58H. Foley?

  Cry, I saw that Matthew Perry documentary.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  I told you not to watch it. I told you not to watch it.

• 5:04H. Foley?

  Talk about the boogeyman, huh? Holy shit, fuck!

• 5:09Speaker 01

  You turn on a bunch of cameras on. What the fuck?

• 5:13H. Foley?

  God damn.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Talk about Looper.

• 5:16H. Foley?

  God rest his soul.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:18H. Foley?

  Very sad when he's sitting in a hot tub with the headphones on, he's looking out, and he's like.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, he dies, yeah, that's real fucking sad.

• 5:24H. Foley?

  No, but he's like, this is my favorite place in the world.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 5:26H. Foley?

  That's a, that's a lonely man. God damn it, comedic genius, too, loved him.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 5:33H. Foley?

  You're a big Chandler fan?

• 5:35Speaker 01

  Chinander bong, yeah.

• 5:36H. Foley?

  Now the Kevin Ryan with more.

• 5:39H. Foley?

  Listen, this is what I wanna say, no.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  Anybody else die you wanna talk about?

• 5:42H. Foley?

  Nah, it's a sin, nah, I loved him, um.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  He's great.

• 5:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, uh, so, switching gears real quick, um, we've discussed this, this might bring the show, the foundation of the show, to its knees.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  That's good, you should bring it up, cause.

• 6:00H. Foley?

  I believe I've already done?

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Cause we haven't already taken a couple of blows. You know what, why don't you give him the old fucking, the Mike Tyson knockout punch there, big guy?

• 6:14Speaker 01

  It's Foley with a chair!

• 6:17H. Foley?

  He's scared.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  You come running to the ring, you slide on there.

• 6:19H. Foley?

  He's scared, was there on Facebook Marketplace?

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 6:24H. Foley?

  This weekend, I happen to have a spicy turkey wrap.

• 6:29Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:30H. Foley?

  From an establishment, does not need to be named.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Who's doing wraps like that, okay?

• 6:35H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 6:35Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, I don't know.

• 6:36H. Foley?

  Spicy turkey?

• 6:37Speaker 01

  No, I don't know where you go for wrap, I'm trying to think of my, I.

• 6:40H. Foley?

  It was out of town.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:42H. Foley?

  Okay?

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Why don't you just name the place?

• 6:44H. Foley?

  It's called Pulp.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:46H. Foley?

  Cleveland, shout out to it.

• 6:48Speaker 01

  You think you're so cool, it's crazy.

• 6:50H. Foley?

  It's a juice place, they do wraps.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:53H. Foley?

  And let me tell you something.

• 6:56H. Foley?

  And it shredded cheddar cheese in it.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 7:00H. Foley?

  With the dressing mixed in.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:02H. Foley?

  And I gotta be honest with you, I'm not going back.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  But, hold on, what's the take here?

• 7:08H. Foley?

  That shredded cheese in a wrap is really good.

• 7:10Speaker 01

  When was that foundation?

• 7:11H. Foley?

  Now back to Kevin Ryan.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  What the fuck, oh my.

• 7:13H. Foley?

  That was the hot take, that's what it is. That's, this is the show.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Okay, no.

• 7:18H. Foley?

  You can't say this ain't the show.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  I get it, but you're like, this'll bring it to its knees, when have we ever been non-shredded cheese? I'm like, I'm.

• 7:24H. Foley?

  In a wrap?

• 7:25Speaker 01

  In anything, it's cheese, guy.

• 7:26H. Foley?

  No, no, no, no, don't start doing that to me now.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  I've, dude.

• 7:30H. Foley?

  We've always been anti-shredded cheese on a sandwich or a wrap.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  I don't think I've ever even heard this take, ever.

• 7:36H. Foley?

  But you're hearing it now, baby.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Also, I do wraps all the time, mostly shredded cheese.

• 7:41H. Foley?

  Really?

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:42H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, breakfast, lunch.

• 7:46H. Foley?

  A breakfast wrap, that doesn't count.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Why?

• 7:48H. Foley?

  Cause it's melted.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  Not if, not if I don't put it in with the cheese, not if I don't put it in with the eggs.

• 7:54H. Foley?

  Who's doing that?

• 7:55Speaker 01

  I do that.

• 7:56H. Foley?

  You do that?

• 7:57Speaker 01

  With the shredded cheese, I had some, I told you, I made buffalo chicken dip, I had some extra Monterey Jack, which, by the way.

• 8:03H. Foley?

  You put, sucks.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  What?

• 8:05H. Foley?

  Monterey, what? That's like Colby, Monterey Jack's nothing.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  That's Colby Jack.

• 8:10H. Foley?

  Oh, Colby Jack.

• 8:15H. Foley?

  Colby stinks, Jack stinks, Monterey Jack, what's that deal?

• 8:20Speaker 01

  Monterey, yeah, you stink, first of all.

• 8:22H. Foley?

  What?

• 8:23Speaker 02

  We can't be call, those are awesome cheeses.

• 8:26H. Foley?

  No, they're not, that's crazy.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Who are you? You go to Pulp?

• 8:31H. Foley?

  I made Foley, goddamn it.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  You don't like Monterey Jack cheese?

• 8:34H. Foley?

  I'm a guy on the edge.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  I look over, you're in a hot tub with headphones on?

• 8:38H. Foley?

  I don't want no more Jack cheese! Got the whole bag.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, Monterey Jack's good, listen, is it the best cheese?

• 8:44H. Foley?

  Monterey, wait, hold on, Monterey Jack?

• 8:46Speaker 01

  Hey, listen.

• 8:47H. Foley?

  That does have a little tang to it.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Hey, can I talk for a second?

• 8:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, please.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  I'm not saying it's the best cheese, but I, I had, I was making buffalo chicken dip, it called for Monterey Jack, so I bought some Monterey, and then it's in the fridge, and I sprinkled that on my eggs and my pork roll, into my wrap, it was fantastic. And I like the fact that, I don't like it when it's fully melted, cause it gives a different texture to it.

• 9:08H. Foley?

  I agree with that.

• 9:09Speaker 01

  Different temperature.

• 9:09H. Foley?

  Like that place that does the pizza, where it puts a cold shredded cheese on top so the kids can eat it quick.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  Sure, that's why I'm saying, I'm all about.

• 9:15H. Foley?

  Pour their molly kicks in, right down. Punks.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  I have no idea what you're talking about.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  There's some college town that does it.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, in the Midwest, they dump a bunch of like, cold mozzarella cheese on top of the pizza. Cause I would have wa, I didn't know that, I just thought it was a.

• 9:30H. Foley?

  I'm done getting slices heated up, though.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:32H. Foley?

  As you know.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:33H. Foley?

  Gimme it.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:36H. Foley?

  Ten, fifteen, twenty minutes out of the oven, perfect.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  I'll tell you, yeah.

• 9:40H. Foley?

  I gotta place right down from group therapy that I go.

• 9:42Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 9:43H. Foley?

  Delicious.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Sweet. Uh, yeah, I do shred it. I did, dude, I'll do the, I'll do the, the roto, pull the chicken, put, throw that enough, those carb, those low carb wraps.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Did it last night.

• 9:54Speaker 01

  Shredded cheese on it?

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Yep, and buffalo sauce, do it all in a mixing bowl, put it together.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Whoa. Who the frig?

• 10:00H. Foley?

  See, that's what I'm talking about. You can mix the cheese up with everything else.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 10:04H. Foley?

  Alright, now we're finding some common ground.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm, I'm.

• 10:07H. Foley?

  I didn't know, I'm sorry.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  I'm pro-shed, also while you're sitting.

• 10:09H. Foley?

  I've been off Instagram for a while. I don't know what the hell's going on out there.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Yeah, don't remind me. People are DMing me, "Hey, can you get this to Foley?" It's a contract that says you owe him three grand. With, I'm pretty sure your signature on it, so. You might wanna, you might wanna fucking check up, talk to the attorney or something.

• 10:28H. Foley?

  It's got shredded cheese all over it.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  Cause people.

• 10:30H. Foley?

  That's not mine!

• 10:30Speaker 01

  People are coming, I love Monterey Jack. I would never.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah. I'm all shredded cheese all day long.

• 10:38H. Foley?

  Yeah, it really, I like that mixing it up, too. I like that.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  I don't love that.

• 10:43H. Foley?

  Well, you don't like the, the thing?

• 10:45Speaker 01

  I like the la, I like the, I like the different layers.

• 10:47H. Foley?

  What about the big craze now?

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Cause then it turns like too cre, it gets like too cream and it turns into like fucking tuna salad.

• 10:52H. Foley?

  What about the big craze now where they're chopping up sandwiches? They're chopping up all the stuff.

• 10:55Speaker 01

  You're gonna talk to me about chopping up sandwiches? Yeah. Listen, you called that for a while, said they should be doing that, and they started doing that. I don't think it took, it, it went pretty viral. It didn't take off as much as I think it should, and as much as you hoped, but it's definitely came into the forefront of sandwich making. And that, and you were ahead of the curve on that, I should say.

• 11:13H. Foley?

  Which word on the street, my guys on Twitter, alright?

• 11:16Speaker 01

  I've seen.

• 11:18H. Foley?

  I'm a Twitter man.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  It's all, and it, listen.

• 11:20H. Foley?

  Follow, hit me up on Twitter, follow me.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Listen, I don't know what office hours you're keeping, but.

• 11:24H. Foley?

  That's where you get the real turkey over there.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  You're on Twitter at about three thirty in the morning, okay, guy?

• 11:30H. Foley?

  I was sharing your post.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  Uh, thanks.

• 11:33H. Foley?

  Trying to give you a leg up.

• 11:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think you already have four hundred thousand views, but I appreciate you.

• 11:37H. Foley?

  That was a hundred and fifty.

• 11:38Speaker 01

  Okay, well now it's four hundred.

• 11:41H. Foley?

  I reported it. Just slowed this guy down a little bit, huh?

• 11:46Speaker 01

  Called, called Department of Buildings on your ass. You didn't pull any permits for that.

• 11:53H. Foley?

  I don't get enough to rat in here. This guy going rogue on his tweets.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Um, Grok, how do I take down my best friend?

• 12:04Speaker 01

  But, how do I take down my best friend?

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Oh, that is.

• 12:13H. Foley?

  I've been waiting for this. Grok don't like you either.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, Grok, how do I take down my mom? That's all your tweets. You're asking Grok how to take down everybody in your family, everybody in your life. How do I take down my, my rich ass producer who keeps telling me my ideas stink?

• 12:31H. Foley?

  I got a cousin in seventh grade who's been real lippy lately. Talking shit to me playing Madden.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 12:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, I didn't know. The shredded cheese, man, it's fucking really fantastic.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 12:45H. Foley?

  Yeah, so.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 12:46H. Foley?

  I'll be doing that in the future, once I get a refrigerator and a little extra cheese money.

• 12:53Speaker 01

  Got some walking around cheese.

• 12:55H. Foley?

  I think Burger King's caving, too. They haven't messaged me directly.

• 13:00Speaker 01

  But I'm, I'm seeing their billboards, and trust me, that's a personal attack.

• 13:04H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  You're, you're gonna be that. You're gonna be Beautiful Mind, where you think all this, all the messaging is like directed at you. And you're like, "Hey, you're telling me that Super Bowl commercial wasn't, wasn't picking me out?"

• 13:14H. Foley?

  I understand, what do you mean? He worked for the CIA.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  I know, but he was seen, he didn't.

• 13:18H. Foley?

  He didn't?

• 13:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:19H. Foley?

  What? He was banging Jennifer Connelly, though, right?

• 13:22Speaker 01

  Ryan, get me my files.

• 13:25H. Foley?

  He was banging Jennifer.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  Get me my secrets.

• 13:27H. Foley?

  He was banging Jennifer.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  Get me my bag of secrets, please.

• 13:32H. Foley?

  He was banging Jennifer Connelly, though, right?

• 13:34Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 13:35H. Foley?

  That's all that matters, baby.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 13:38H. Foley?

  Jennifer Connelly is, love her.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  I never loved her. I get it, I just thought she was never my type.

• 13:42H. Foley?

  Incredibly talented actor.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  I like a real pretty face, that's a Newman. I like a real pretty.

• 13:47H. Foley?

  She was hot!

• 13:48Speaker 01

  I'm cute.

• 13:49H. Foley?

  No, the redhead from, from Seinfeld.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Of course, of course, yeah. Okay. Flashback. Fucking acid kicked in. Um, I did something, I did something real new money-ish this weekend that I gotta, I wanna, I wanna share. It felt, I don't know where.

• 14:09H. Foley?

  Donate it to charity?

• 14:10Speaker 01

  No, I do that every year.

• 14:11H. Foley?

  Pol, you do?

• 14:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I donate very local. We donate, we donate a lot. Nadine does a thing where.

• 14:16H. Foley?

  Donate a lot?

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:18H. Foley?

  You fucking moron, I'm tanking over here!

• 14:21Speaker 01

  Buddy.

• 14:22H. Foley?

  What do you donate?

• 14:23Speaker 01

  What do you mean? We donate to local families in our neighborhood. Uh, no, uh, it depends.

• 14:29H. Foley?

  This guy, fucking screwing.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Screw. That's, you're a crazy person.

• 14:36H. Foley?

  What? I'll come pick the check up. You don't even gotta go down to the thing and drop it off.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  No, I don't, no. I donate, uh, we always.

• 14:42H. Foley?

  I'm a local family. Hey, Patty?

• 14:44Speaker 01

  You eat like one, sure. That's a lot of cheese for one man. Is it me, or is that a lot of Monterey Jack? What is this, a Mexican restaurant you're doing?

• 14:52H. Foley?

  Is that what they use?

• 14:53Speaker 01

  What?

• 14:54H. Foley?

  Monterey Jack and Mexican joints?

• 14:55Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 14:56H. Foley?

  I didn't know that. I thought it was all Gohita cheese.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 15:00H. Foley?

  Which I don't like.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, I'm, I'm, I like whatever. It's just, everything, yeah, that's like popping up everywhere. That's like they're leading with that.

• 15:07H. Foley?

  The Gohita?

• 15:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, hey. That's all it down, guy. Give me some nacho. What are we doing here? You got, uh,

• 15:16Speaker 01

  um, yeah, we donate to local families around Thanksgiving and Christmas.

• 15:21H. Foley?

  You handing out turkeys down here?

• 15:22Speaker 01

  Well, I give, I give money to the, to a local food bank that helps families in need, yes. And then Nadine also personally, um.

• 15:30H. Foley?

  I need a spot to have turkey this year.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  Well, come up to Washington Heights and we'll help you out.

• 15:35H. Foley?

  Is that what you're doing uptown?

• 15:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do it in my neighborhood.

• 15:37H. Foley?

  Do you hand them out in a truck like Bumpy Johnson?

• 15:42Speaker 01

  I never own my product. That's the problem, Frank.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Um.

• 15:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, you're Bumpy Johnson and I'm.

• 15:48Speaker 01

  I'm Frank Lucas, dickhead.

• 15:49H. Foley?

  No, yeah, so I mean, you're Frank Lucas and I'm, uh, Nicky.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  You're the guy shooting the head on a hundred and twenty fifth street.

• 15:55H. Foley?

  Adris Alba? And his bouncer just walked away.

• 15:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:00H. Foley?

  Shit.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  That's gonna be, that's gonna be Ian, that's gonna be you and Ian gonna walk up and take a five dollar bill, tighten it up and put a turkey in your pocket.

• 16:07H. Foley?

  Adris was great in that, though.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was great.

• 16:10H. Foley?

  At Bumpy's funeral, he like has like a couple hors d'oeuvres and he has a cigarette in his mouth. It's perfect.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, it's really good. Um.

• 16:16H. Foley?

  Doesn't use a coaster, that pisses off Frank.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:18H. Foley?

  I've seen that about a thousand times.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 16:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. It's crazy, his run was only like eighteen months. I'm making Frank Lucas, I'm exaggerating that, but it was like two to three, it wasn't that long.

• 16:28H. Foley?

  Mm-mm.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  Um.

• 16:29H. Foley?

  He's selling heroin.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  Really, is that a?

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Um, I, so the baby was sick.

• 16:40H. Foley?

  Baby's sick?

• 16:41Speaker 01

  We were in the weeds, uh, cook, we cooked like three nights in a row. And I was like, you know what, I just don't have it in me to cook again.

• 16:50H. Foley?

  So, are you about to tell me what I think you're about to tell me?

• 16:53Speaker 01

  What?

• 16:53H. Foley?

  You hired a private chef?

• 16:54Speaker 01

  No.

• 16:55H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  What? I, you're, how do you think, what do you think's going on?

• 17:01H. Foley?

  I don't know. Cool stuff.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  No. We ordered, uh, fancy takeout. We ordered takeout.

• 17:08H. Foley?

  Fancy takeout?

• 17:09Speaker 01

  From the Capital Grill.

• 17:11H. Foley?

  Oh, that's a nice thing to do.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  It was very nice, cause we were just like, I don't wanna cook, I don't wanna clean, we didn't want anything, uh.

• 17:18H. Foley?

  Why the Capital Grill, though?

• 17:20Speaker 01

  There's one like twenty minutes away.

• 17:22H. Foley?

  Huh.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  And we were.

• 17:23H. Foley?

  You in the mood for a steak?

• 17:25Speaker 01

  Not really.

• 17:27H. Foley?

  What'd you get? Chicken?

• 17:28Speaker 01

  What? I ended up getting, what'd I get? No, I got a steak. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:32H. Foley?

  You didn't eat in a thing, did you?

• 17:33Speaker 01

  What?

• 17:33H. Foley?

  In the container, the container?

• 17:35Speaker 01

  No, I put it on a plate.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Okay. Cause you use a regular knife on those things, you shred it up like Wolverine. You got a J all over you.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  No, it comes in a hard plastic.

• 17:43H. Foley?

  It does.

• 17:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, they do it real nice.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  It's like crazy nice, the stuff they put it in.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like, it was, uh, it's not cheap. It is not cheap.

• 17:55H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  But I, I, I never ordered from a nice place like that, but we were like talking and she's like, I could do something nice. I just like, I was, I wanted to get a fucking cheese steak and french fries on a joint I go to. That's what I wanted to do. And she's like, I just don't wanna fucking.

• 18:09H. Foley?

  On a weekend in the burbs?

• 18:10Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 18:11H. Foley?

  They put the fries in the bags.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  They do put the fries, the fries in the bags, but on the boat. On like the white, the red and white checkered boat and slide that in. And that's what I wanted. I get a, I get a two liter Diet Coke and I'll sit there.

• 18:24H. Foley?

  Hello!

• 18:24Speaker 01

  And I, I do my business. And she's like, "I don't want that." And I'm like, fucking, I get all mad, cause I, in my head, I was getting it.

• 18:31H. Foley?

  Well, you can't even remember nothing!

• 18:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:33H. Foley?

  Like, you get what you want, I'll get what I want.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Ask me if she likes that. She does not.

• 18:39H. Foley?

  Oh, when you order separate?

• 18:41Speaker 01

  Well, yeah.

• 18:42H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, you got one foot out the door. The marriage is over, are you kidding me?

• 18:46Speaker 01

  It's so normalized to me.

• 18:47H. Foley?

  Oh, no.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  I go, "You eat what you eat, I eat what I eat."

• 18:51Speaker 02

  That's broken home shit.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  I come from a broken home.

• 18:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, that's, I did that once, next thing I know, I was living in my car, alright? Trust me. You don't wanna go down that road.

• 18:59Speaker 01

  It's tough to get down the stairs and eat in the basement.

• 19:02H. Foley?

  You got the car?

• 19:04Speaker 01

  You got the car. You gotta hook it.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  You gotta get it to the corner and hook it.

• 19:09H. Foley?

  Nah, you can't be doing that.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  I, listen, I'm, I'm dominant, I'm trashy, I am a.

• 19:13H. Foley?

  You made a vow, Kippy!

• 19:14Speaker 01

  I know, I, and there's nothing wrong in my head of her sitting there with something she got from wherever.

• 19:20H. Foley?

  The only thing that I.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  From Pulp, and I'm sitting there and I got a chicken cheesesteak from Tony's.

• 19:24H. Foley?

  Shut up, the Pope!

• 19:25Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 19:26H. Foley?

  Um, the only thing about that is, if they get something different, they, they don't finish it.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  No, I don't want what she has.

• 19:35H. Foley?

  Really?

• 19:36Speaker 01

  No. I, I, anywhere.

• 19:37H. Foley?

  See, I would just eat it anyway.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  Anywhere I'm ordering from that I know what I'm getting, hits, it fills me to the perfect fat guy full.

• 19:47Speaker 01

  I don't wanna use attic, but they, I get that, I know what I'm getting.

• 19:49H. Foley?

  Oh, it's attic.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know that, I, I know I have, that's why I get the two liter Diet Coke and not the twenty ounce.

• 19:55H. Foley?

  I love that.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  And I fill up as much as possible and go, I don't, there's nothing I, if there's any room left over after the food, that gets topped off with Diet Coke.

• 20:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'm glad you're doing the two liter.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  So, yeah, of course, what am I, a fucking dickhead?

• 20:08H. Foley?

  That's real suburban life right there.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  And I get a big mason jar cup. Fill it out, glug, glug, glug, glug.

• 20:13H. Foley?

  Ice it down?

• 20:14Speaker 01

  Nah, it comes, comes freezing.

• 20:16H. Foley?

  What? You don't put ice in the cup?

• 20:18Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 20:20Speaker 01

  I don't, it, it, it oper-

• 20:21H. Foley?

  What are you, British?

• 20:22Speaker 01

  Ah, ah, it, it gets in the ice, gets, it with the mouth, I, I don't like biting and sipping with ice. Cause then I gotta get a straw. I'm, what am I, use a straw in my house like a dickhead?

• 20:31H. Foley?

  One of those metal ones? I hate that, it freezes my lips. Gets in my dental work.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  Goddamn canker sores.

• 20:39H. Foley?

  I got gingivitis.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 20:41H. Foley?

  Kevin, let's talk about Ultra.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Ultra!

• 20:44H. Foley?

  Let's talk about them Ultra Sleep Pouches. Do you suck at sleeping?

• 20:47Speaker 01

  Do I, yes, I suck at sleeping.

• 20:49H. Foley?

  I suck at everything. Sleeping, big time. Don't you wish there was something you could fall asleep faster? Sleep deeper and wake up feeling a little more refreshed. You got the Oura Ring, Score Lowers, and, and, you know, all that kinda stuff. You wanna make sure you're getting it done. Do yourself a favor, get Ultra Sleep Pouches.

• 21:06Speaker 01

  Yes. Uh, there's a lot of sleep solutions out there. I'm sure you get an Instagram at this, an article about that, your buddy does this.

• 21:13H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Oh, my, my, my cousin's doing a melatonin, blah, blah, blah. Melatonin gummies are way overdosed and don't work fast enough. Over the counter meds like Zekul cause next day brain fog and build tolerance within a couple of weeks. Trust me, I know from experience.

• 21:26H. Foley?

  Knock you out.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  They're not built for, uh, every night use.

• 21:28H. Foley?

  No.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  Uh, that's why, uh, we recently started using Ultra Sleep Pouches. They were nice enough to send us some, and I gotta be honest with you, I use them on the road to take that edge off and help me just get into dreamland and get, get, get my feet back under me so I can, so I can do comedy the next day.

• 21:42H. Foley?

  You like a little chamomile, a little passion flower, a little lemon balm extract, little magnesium, relaxes the muscles, calms your nervous system. That's what you're looking for.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  Yes. The L-theanine reduces anxious thoughts while you're falling asleep and help you feel refreshed. You're not laying there and all of a sudden be like, I can't believe, did that guy see my wiener when I was in third grade or whatever?

• 22:01H. Foley?

  He did too.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, he did.

• 22:03H. Foley?

  Did more than saw it.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Uh, okay, try Ultra Sleep Pouches and while you're at it, check out their best selling Ultra Focus Pouches to skip that afternoon crash and the new Ultra Energy Pouches for a morning kick of energy. New customers can use the code garbage, you get 15% off at takeultra.com, that's takeultra.com for 15% off with code garbage. After you purchase, I'm gonna ask how you heard about them, please support the show and tell them the boy sent you to it.

• 22:25H. Foley?

  Of course. Kevin, talk about Helix.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Helix!

• 22:28H. Foley?

  Our old friends at Helix just keeps coming through for us.

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. They're the best. Every night they come through for me.

• 22:35H. Foley?

  Every single night they come through. I got a new Helix on the way. Got it coming.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Let's go.

• 22:41H. Foley?

  Shout out to Helix. You know what's, you know what's, a good, a good thing too?

• 22:44Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 22:44H. Foley?

  I never really thought about this. It's the fall, winter's coming, it's sicky season, people start getting sick, you get the flu, you get you this, you need a good night's rest.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 22:54H. Foley?

  To re-energize the body.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:56H. Foley?

  You gotta get sleep.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 22:57H. Foley?

  You're gonna get the best night's sleep with the Helix. You go over there, you take the quiz, find out how you sleep, whether you sleep heavy, sleep light, sleep hot, sleep cold, on your side, on your back. They wanna know it all.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:06H. Foley?

  Two minute quiz.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  I've, I've, I've been sleeping in a Helix for five years now. Uh, I used to have, uh, serious lower back pain due to I slept on a couch for a long time, I slept on the floor for a long time, I slept on a futon for a long time.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  I slept on a cheap mattress. After that, I was like, okay, I got the cheapest mattress I could buy. I, I got a Helix, and I gotta be honest with you, my back has been signif- I would say exponentially better. I used to, it used, my back used to go out, I would feel like once every two to three months. Now it's maybe once a year, it's usually my fault, cause I'm not doing what I need to do. I'm traveling too much, I'm not in my Helix. I'm a Helix man, it's helped me significantly. Uh, right now, go to helixsleep.com/garbage for up to 30% off. Whoa, that's up to 30% off at helixsleep.com/garbage. One more time, helixsleep.com/garbage. Do it.

• 23:58H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 24:00Speaker 01

  Um, but, it's, it gets expensive quick, cause you're not, yeah, throw that in, throw, yeah, throw in bread for the table. Which they throw, they do a bread for the table basket.

• 24:11H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  They hit you with the bread with the onions on the top.

• 24:13H. Foley?

  They stop with the, with the free bread. Now it's bread and butter service.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 24:17H. Foley?

  Lot of joints.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  Melted butter in the fucking, and I'm like, it, it felt trashy, cause I went in and there was no wa- I was like, I'm pick up, I was like, I'll pick up at the go order, she said for Kevin.

• 24:28H. Foley?

  Wait, you went and picked it up?

• 24:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. They don't do delivery. Joint like that don't do delivery.

• 24:33H. Foley?

  You went and picked it up?

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 24:35H. Foley?

  You gotta be like a rock star, celebrity to do some shit like that.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 24:39H. Foley?

  They go pick it up?

• 24:40Speaker 01

  I gotta be a rock star to pick it up?

• 24:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  No, you order it online.

• 24:44H. Foley?

  They ate that backstage.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  What?

• 24:45H. Foley?

  What, they waiting for the heroin guy to get there?

• 24:49Speaker 02

  Some of the places have like a special car that they deliver it in with like a heater in the trunk.

• 24:54H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Like a proper-

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Uh, like one of those catering things?

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  Who does that?

• 24:58H. Foley?

  People in his neighborhood probably.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  Capital Grills, like, in like bigger cities would do that.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  I don't think delivery was even an option. I just did for pickup.

• 25:05H. Foley?

  Like that place that-

• 25:06Speaker 01

  I don't wanna get milk for the baby anyway.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  Did you really?

• 25:09Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 25:09H. Foley?

  Like regular milk?

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:11H. Foley?

  Huh. I didn't know parents really did that. I thought that was just the movies.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  What?

• 25:16H. Foley?

  Go get milk.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:17H. Foley?

  Milk for the baby. You get milk and bread?

• 25:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 25:20H. Foley?

  They're always getting in the movies.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  I got milk and $300 worth of steak from Capital Grill. It's fucking expensive.

• 25:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  And I tipped heavy.

• 25:30H. Foley?

  For what?

• 25:31Speaker 01

  Now you gotta, they're there. But I walked in, I go, I'm picking up a takeout, and she goes, Kevin. I was the only one. And they, dude, I'm in there, I'm in there in my sweatpants.

• 25:40H. Foley?

  Are the other four people in the car?

• 25:41Speaker 01

  I got sweatpants, I got a hat on, I, I haven't showered all day, baby was sick, we've been in the weeds, I haven't showered, I'm like, and I have like a nicer jacket on.

• 25:51H. Foley?

  That's nice though.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  But not, it, it, it looked like I, it looked like I should be fighting the South Sudan or something. It was like, it was like the Patrice, I'm in tuxedo pants and a, and a basketball jersey, like, I was, I, I, it didn't look right. Uh-

• 26:07H. Foley?

  Bathing suit and a camel toe jacket?

• 26:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was in a-

• 26:10H. Foley?

  Camel toe, no, uh-

• 26:11Speaker 01

  Camel hair.

• 26:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 26:13H. Foley?

  Not camel toe.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  He had that going on too though. Call it a moose knuckle.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  A little bit of a moose knuck. Uh, that's still camel toe. Uh.

• 26:23H. Foley?

  I know, I got a thing where the nuts are in there, so you can't really tell whether it's nuts or, or, uh-

• 26:26Speaker 01

  You're all nuts. No one's ever, no, I mean, anytime, you listen, you've got a lot of unflattering-

• 26:31H. Foley?

  But people don't know that. They don't know that out there.

• 26:35H. Foley?

  Man, this guy's gotta fucking hack it.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Unless you, your hog's got a knuckle on it, everybody thinks they're your nuts.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Um-

• 26:43H. Foley?

  Sucks, I'm all nuts.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  It's rats. But I, I said, I highly, cause then you, it's just, you felt, we felt nice. You got home, you felt, it was expensive.

• 26:55H. Foley?

  That's classy.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  It felt nice and we put it up-

• 26:57H. Foley?

  She get a steak?

• 26:58Speaker 01

  She got a steak.

• 26:58H. Foley?

  Steak.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  You know what she, she did real trashy? She got two to have on the next day. Uh huh.

• 27:04H. Foley?

  What?

• 27:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. She's like hor- she's like, yeah, she's like, well, if we're doing this.

• 27:09H. Foley?

  You son of a-

• 27:10Speaker 01

  I want steak for tomorrow.

• 27:11H. Foley?

  I want steak for tomorrow.

• 27:13Speaker 01

  I did a corn and bacon something?

• 27:14H. Foley?

  Probably good.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 27:16H. Foley?

  You know, people are big on this aloe tit dip. That's everywhere now.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  Holy shit.

• 27:20H. Foley?

  Aloe tit dip?

• 27:22Speaker 02

  Is that like, uh, cream, kinda, it's kinda creamed corn, but like-

• 27:25H. Foley?

  Street corn.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  Street, Mexican street corn.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  That might've been this.

• 27:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think that was this.

• 27:29H. Foley?

  That's hot.

• 27:29Speaker 01

  A real nice.

• 27:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  Um-

• 27:32H. Foley?

  It's like that Benson Boone, hot.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Dude, then I did the bread in the morning too.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  With your eggs?

• 27:39Speaker 01

  No.

• 27:39H. Foley?

  You make steak and eggs the next morning?

• 27:41Speaker 01

  I cr- no.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Cause is that trashy?

• 27:43Speaker 01

  I made eggs in, no, that's classy to me.

• 27:45H. Foley?

  You think it's classy to, to use your leftover steak from a steakhouse the night before to make steak and eggs?

• 27:49Speaker 01

  What are you gonna make a fucking T-bone steak in the morning? Yeah, that's how, anytime I've ever seen, I've never had steak and, and eggs, I think I've ever seen steak and eggs, it's been like with a leftover steak.

• 27:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, I always like eating the steak cold the next day.

• 28:03Speaker 01

  That's a tough chew.

• 28:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, I like it though.

• 28:05Speaker 01

  Um, I did the-

• 28:06H. Foley?

  Feel like a carnivore.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Potatoes all gratin.

• 28:08H. Foley?

  All gratin?

• 28:09Speaker 01

  All gratin and, uh, scramby eggs. All in a, it was real good.

• 28:14H. Foley?

  You had a gratin eggs? Who you Richie Rich?

• 28:17Speaker 01

  I gave them to the baby too. Which, you know what he inherently does, which is awesome?

• 28:21H. Foley?

  Bite and sip.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Bite and sip.

• 28:22H. Foley?

  No, he doesn't.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  I swear to god, dude.

• 28:24H. Foley?

  He's got a little thing of milk there, he's sipping it down?

• 28:26Speaker 01

  He does, well, he drinks a lot of water at dinner, but yeah.

• 28:29H. Foley?

  He drinks Manhattan's too?

• 28:31Speaker 01

  He has three and then gets real angry.

• 28:34H. Foley?

  He drinks milk now?

• 28:36Speaker 01

  Uh, to go to bed, yeah.

• 28:38H. Foley?

  Oh yeah, instead of the bottle?

• 28:40Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:41H. Foley?

  That's always bad for the teeth though.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's not good. You get milk, milk rot or something. But he does, he brushes his teeth two times a day.

• 28:45H. Foley?

  I know, I know a kid that had that.

• 28:47Speaker 01

  And I think that's like, that's like real bad.

• 28:52H. Foley?

  This kid must've been drinking about like gallons. His shit was-

• 28:54Speaker 01

  He doesn't do that much anymore.

• 28:56H. Foley?

  It was like one of those aliens spit on him.

• 28:57Speaker 01

  You gotta get him off it anyway.

• 29:00H. Foley?

  What do you got? I thought it was an 80's thing.

• 29:04Speaker 01

  Well, I don't think they were brushing your teeth in the 80's like that. Like, I don't think we knew. Like, "God, it'll grow back." We're brushing his teeth fucking like 2 to 3 times a day, this fucking kid.

• 29:12H. Foley?

  Really?

• 29:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  It's a lot of milk for a kid. It's like 16 to 24 ounces is too much.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a lot of milk.

• 29:19H. Foley?

  It's a big gulp.

• 29:20Speaker 01

  He might be doing maybe 5, maybe 5 if he's doing a lot, and that's-

• 29:25H. Foley?

  Vitamin D, straight up?

• 29:26Speaker 01

  Whole. They do that Organic Valley whole whatever-

• 29:30H. Foley?

  Horizon shit?

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Maybe. I don't know. I get him the most expensive shit.

• 29:34H. Foley?

  It was like grass.

• 29:35Speaker 01

  He's on his way off of it, I think, anyway. Anywho, but, you wanna feel nice and classy and spend money like an idiot, it felt, it was good. And then we had a bunch of food for the next 36 hours, 24 hours?

• 29:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, multiple meals.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Capital Grill, multiple meals.

• 29:50H. Foley?

  Multiple meals?

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Babies chewing on a bread, it was very nice.

• 29:52H. Foley?

  I get that, I give you that.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:54H. Foley?

  Not like I give it to you, but you know what I mean, I understand that.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  Felt nice. We were just so rundown and so fucking grody and so, and you're just like, "I just need something to feel..."

• 30:02H. Foley?

  Yeah. Did you plate it and all that stuff?

• 30:04Speaker 01

  Plate it a little bit, but we were like-

• 30:06H. Foley?

  Like in Mrs. Doubtfire, when he orders that expensive takeout?

• 30:09Speaker 01

  No. I stood. I ate the whole thing standing. That's crazy, I didn't realize that. Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 01

  "This is good, try that." We each had our own kinda potatoes. Well, I didn't look at what she ordered. She ordered, she put it in the phone and then I put it in, and that's that.

• 30:23H. Foley?

  Really?

• 30:23Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 30:24H. Foley?

  Huh. 2 steaks.

• 30:25Speaker 01

  Did I throw the price in her face a couple of times? You know I did.

• 30:29H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 30:30H. Foley?

  I respect that.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  I am a fucking... Yeah. I'm not the best version of myself this weekend. Uh, but any, all that's either here nor there. We got a Gosh darn Family episode to get in. And you wanna know something trashy? Ordered medium well.

• 30:44H. Foley?

  Why's that?

• 30:45Speaker 01

  Because they always undercook. I'm a medium guy and everywhere undercooks it.

• 30:48H. Foley?

  How'd it come?

• 30:49Speaker 01

  Perfectly medium.

• 30:50H. Foley?

  Good for you.

• 30:51Speaker 01

  Perfectly medium.

• 30:52H. Foley?

  Outsmarted him.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  There's a tip for you.

• 30:54H. Foley?

  Take that, Capital Grill!

• 30:55Speaker 01

  Think I fucking need your corporate money? I do.

• 30:58H. Foley?

  Shout out to Capital Grill.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Hit us up if you'd like to do-

• 31:00H. Foley?

  I love a Capital Grill.

• 31:01Speaker 01

  It's great. I mean, Timmy Dillon, you know what a menu made in the boardroom? That they know what they're doing.

• 31:07H. Foley?

  They got that a Lotte on there, quick.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  Nice in there.

• 31:09H. Foley?

  Quick. That stuff's hot.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  Alright, let's see here. When you guys join the Patreon, we will answer your garbage question on the friggin' air. Uh, this is a great name. This is from This, That and The Other Thing.

• 31:20H. Foley?

  Oh, I like that.

• 31:21Speaker 01

  I remember this drunk guy explaining to his, and then the other thing, that was the first time like I saw a guy like lose his... It's the first time you're like talking to a guy and you're like, "Oh, you don't know what you're saying right now." And he kept going in, and this, that, and the other thing, yeah.

• 31:35H. Foley?

  I said this thing, "Doin'..."

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Real like yada yada, and this, that, and the other thing. That and making money hand over fist. Very trashy.

• 31:44H. Foley?

  And they're making money hand over fist. And forget about us.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. I remember drinking a Miller Lite and bumming a Salem off my cousin Ben when he said that. He goes, "That guy's are making money hand over fist."

• 31:54H. Foley?

  I remember trying to add up. If I had a nickel for every time they said that-

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, but that ain't that much fucking money.

• 31:59H. Foley?

  It's like 48 cents, you dumb bitch. What are you talking about?

• 32:06H. Foley?

  Ma, shut up!

• 32:09Speaker 01

  A nickel. Who the fuck wants nick?

• 32:10H. Foley?

  Trying to explain this a Lotte to you.

• 32:12Speaker 01

  Talking dollar bills here, lady.

• 32:14H. Foley?

  Patty's at a big lunch right now, by the way.

• 32:16Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 32:16H. Foley?

  Big lunch. For the girls in their swim club. They're all out there celebrating their October birthdays. Middle of November.

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Where'd they go?

• 32:26H. Foley?

  I don't know, I didn't ask her. Huh. But probably someplace nice.

• 32:30Speaker 01

  Split the check 18 ways?

• 32:31H. Foley?

  I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Fucking-

• 32:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  Hate to be that server.

• 32:37H. Foley?

  She's pretty good with it, though. Especially now they got that toast system now, they just spit it all out.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  Nah, I'm saying more of the...

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Does that come with parsley?

• 32:47H. Foley?

  Ice tea? If you want it, lady.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  What's a hazelnut? They're all yelling at each other.

• 32:53H. Foley?

  Speaking of which, I had a fucking overnight chia seeds this morning. Chia pudding?

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Good for fiber.

• 33:00H. Foley?

  Holy shit. Avenue of green lights. Like a rich kid in the Upper West Side. Right downtown.

• 33:10Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 33:11H. Foley?

  So, what do you got?

• 33:13Speaker 01

  This is from This, That and The Other Thing. "Is it garbage? Yell out parkour if you happen to trip and fall and make it look intentional." That's a pro friggin' move where I come from. Parkour!

• 33:22H. Foley?

  Dude, when that shit started getting popular-

• 33:24Speaker 01

  I never-

• 33:26H. Foley?

  I never wanted somebody to fall off a building more, I swear to God.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  One of the all-time laughs in The Office when they do it, he jumps off the dumpster and goes right through the, it's like, I didn't see it coming, Ad. It's such a, such a great, a great take. The early days of that, and some people have sent me this, were soap shoes. Soap shoes, dude, they didn't take off. This was when like Tony Hawk was getting big. I was in 5th grade, 6th grade maybe? They were shoes with grind plates on them. Like, in them, so you could run and like jump on a handrail and slide down with just your shoes on.

• 34:05H. Foley?

  That's pretty cool.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  And nobody knew where to get them. And the one real new money kid that I was boys with had them. He had like a quad, he had a dirt, but he just got- He was able to convince his mom they had the, I mean, they ended up spending a lot of their money, but, uh, he was just, he was, he had the relationship where he'd go, "Mom, I want this." And they would just like get in the car and go get it. I don't think there was ever, and he showed up with these soap shoes on. I'm like, "You gotta let me take these things for a spin." I tried to fucking grind on a picnic table. "Waaah!" Dude, I fell in the, like, I like hit this, "Waaah!" Just moaned. A billow-

• 34:42H. Foley?

  These are stupid.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, these things suck.

• 34:45H. Foley?

  Dude, I had to be sick or dying to get something out of Patty.

• 34:48Speaker 01

  Dude, imagine if, I just, and they were, I'm making this up, they were probably 49 or 59.99, you probably, we had the money. Like, my mom could come up with the 59 dollars. But to convince her, "I need a pair of shoes that I can't wear all the time," you know what I mean? That like-

• 35:07H. Foley?

  Hello, my baby, hello, my dad.

• 35:09Speaker 01

  Look, they second, they second his dad's shoes. Yeah, like, to be like, "Oh, I want shoes just to have fun in." It's like-

• 35:16H. Foley?

  Those wheelies?

• 35:17Speaker 02

  Heelys, yeah. Oh my God, I remember it. The tumbles you would take. Especially the first week figuring them out.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  That makes me happy for some reason.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  Me and my brother were in the grocery store. I'm like, "Watch this shit." I go, I just immediately eat it, hit my head. My brother had to go get my mom like 3 aisles over. I'm like-

• 35:38H. Foley?

  Just think how fun a frail, like, 11-year-old Luke, 6'2", fucking-

• 35:44Speaker 01

  Even better, we got him at 29.

• 35:46H. Foley?

  38 pounds?

• 35:50H. Foley?

  I can rub the tell all over you. That's kinda weird, huh?

• 35:59Speaker 02

  A lot of me and my brother eating it. We also got into the parkour thing when we were on vacation one time.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  To do it on vacation. Where were you? Where were you?

• 36:06Speaker 02

  We were in Paris, France.

• 36:08H. Foley?

  Climb around a Four Seasons?

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, the boys cannot do that.

• 36:13H. Foley?

  Ice machine, parkour!

• 36:16Speaker 02

  My brother was jumping from like, those like, turnstiles to make sure cars can't get down a road, and he's jumping them and just eats it like in the middle of the road, though.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Stupid Americans. Hong Kong. Your mom is pretty hot.

• 36:31H. Foley?

  These French guys are creeps.

• 36:35H. Foley?

  Hope to respect.

• 36:36Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, that's a-

• 36:39H. Foley?

  Love that.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  We were too, I mean, anybody, nobody my age, we were too, we were in our 20's.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Also planking.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  Planking-

• 36:47Speaker 02

  That was a little older for me.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  What? Planking?

• 36:50Speaker 02

  Where you just like lie down on something?

• 36:52H. Foley?

  You know like the Harlem Shake?

• 36:54Speaker 02

  That was after-

• 36:59Speaker 01

  You fucking Bob Seger hair you got.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  They did it also, an awesome opening on The Office for that.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  What?

• 37:05H. Foley?

  That park just goes down the middle, I don't know what it is.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got a real like fucking, it's like Lord Farquhar Seger and, you know, I don't know what, you're the man of 10,000 haircuts. Against the wind.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Um, yeah. That, the planking, that was like a fad that hit social media at some point. That was like when the news would cover it and make it, "Local teenagers are laying on park benches taking pictures."

• 37:36H. Foley?

  Oh, anything after the knockout game, wasn't it?

• 37:39Speaker 01

  I tried doing it once, I was probably like-

• 37:41H. Foley?

  A knockout game?

• 37:41Speaker 01

  No. Planking, I was probably like 260, and I had no core, I just looked like I died. I looked like I passed out somewhere.

• 37:50H. Foley?

  That'll hurt your chest. I couldn't even get a massage.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  What?

• 37:53H. Foley?

  You laying your chest like that?

• 37:55Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 37:56H. Foley?

  Hell yeah, I had a weak sternum as a boy.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  I did, my sternum stuck out as a kid.

• 38:02H. Foley?

  Oh, you know that?

• 38:03Speaker 01

  Fucking bird chest. It stuck out?

• 38:05H. Foley?

  Yeah, it stuck out.

• 38:06Speaker 01

  Why'd you just grab your titties like that?

• 38:08H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Kid's a real freak. Um, alright, let's see here. This one's from NoKetchup. Uh, garbage story for sure here. Uh, "In elementary school, my grandma picked me up in a limo for my birthday. Felt like a king. Only years later, I realized it was a limo she borrowed from the funeral home that she worked at." Hey, back in the day, that was called getting it done. It didn't matter where it came from.

• 38:37H. Foley?

  Was she driving?

• 38:38Speaker 01

  I guess, probably. That's sick.

• 38:41H. Foley?

  Why you going to the airport? You flying somewhere?

• 38:44Speaker 01

  She borrowed it. I didn't think of that, like, it's so not cool if your grandmom's driving the limo.

• 38:49H. Foley?

  Oh, it's tough.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  We lived in a, in a, in a, in a, I, I think they've lost their coolness if we talked about, but we lived in a

• 38:56H. Foley?

  Funeral homes?

• 38:58Speaker 01

  A specific time when limos were elusive and cool.

• 39:02H. Foley?

  Hot.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  And it would, they were reserved for billion, like, in your head, they were in movies, it was rich, and it was like, hell, dude, the limo, and then when the stretch limo hit, extra stretch, it's an extra, a goddamn stretch limousine. Blew your mind.

• 39:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was just some dirtbag from Long Island driving it.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:22H. Foley?

  Yeah. Shout out to him.

• 39:23Speaker 01

  Um, I love, that was like, that was a real, real good time in rich society, I can imagine.

• 39:31H. Foley?

  I'm not a hundred percent sure, but Patty's got some guy that drives her back and forth to the airport.

• 39:36Speaker 01

  Denise has one too.

• 39:39H. Foley?

  It might, he might have a, it might be a limousine.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Dude, they're like a dime a dozen. See, we got a used limo. Let's buy a used limo.

• 39:46H. Foley?

  I'm not doing that again.

• 39:47Speaker 01

  Why?

• 39:47H. Foley?

  Not cool, let's do it.

• 39:51Speaker 01

  Show up, you're selling it. Hey, you got the hat on. What's it gonna take to get you a new? I told you, you should sell, why don't you sell, you should sell houses.

• 40:00H. Foley?

  No, get me a limo, and I'll, and I'll, and I'll do, uh, it'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll pick up, uh, homies and bozos for special events. At a fair price.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  Two thousand five Lincoln, ten grand.

• 40:14H. Foley?

  Ten Gs.

• 40:14Speaker 01

  How many miles?

• 40:15H. Foley?

  You gotta get a Cadillac.

• 40:17Speaker 01

  No, a Lincoln? Lincolns are nice.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  It says three hundred and sixty thousand.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  That's city or highway.

• 40:23H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  That's a lot of fucking.

• 40:26Speaker 01

  It's a lot of proms.

• 40:28H. Foley?

  Three hundred thousand miles?

• 40:30Speaker 01

  That's all right, you change your oil every hundred thousand?

• 40:35H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  What's a brand new limo go for? I always thought they made, I didn't realize they made them aftermarket. They cut them jaws in half. I saw that on How It's Made, blew my fucking mind. I was about twenty-eight when I figured that out. I just thought they rolled off the assembly line like that.

• 40:52Speaker 02

  That and coat hangers.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 40:53Speaker 02

  To get in the game, I think, is like forty grand for a newish one.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  Really?

• 40:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Cause they're moneymakers, you're not, that's not your day to day.

• 41:00H. Foley?

  Forty grand, that's it for a stretch limo?

• 41:02Speaker 02

  That's your starting, yeah.

• 41:03H. Foley?

  That's a lot of car.

• 41:05Speaker 01

  You know what I saw?

• 41:05H. Foley?

  Nobody drives, nobody gets them anymore. Can't even, fuck, you think, you think Japanese businessmen are riding around in fucking limousines? No, it's all SUVs.

• 41:14Speaker 01

  I know.

• 41:15H. Foley?

  Fucking lined up with fucking, with operators driving them.

• 41:18Speaker 01

  Tactical. You know what I saw?

• 41:20H. Foley?

  Doing that shit.

• 41:20Speaker 01

  In a

• 41:21H. Foley?

  Sicario style.

• 41:22Speaker 01

  I was watching a

• 41:23H. Foley?

  With a Blackhawk overhead coming through the border.

• 41:27H. Foley?

  Wasting guys in a Corolla.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  When my Looper shows up.

• 41:32H. Foley?

  Get my Chinese gold.

• 41:34Speaker 01

  Um, I saw, uh, is in a documentary about a rich guy, uh, he had a Queen of Versailles, ended up going broke, great documentary, uh.

• 41:43H. Foley?

  They talking about Mary Antoinette?

• 41:45Speaker 01

  No, it was about this, the guy, he's the head of, uh, the biggest, the biggest timeshare guy in the world.

• 41:51H. Foley?

  I've been to the Palace of Versailles.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:53H. Foley?

  Just crazy.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  Why?

• 41:55H. Foley?

  I don't know, I'm an idiot.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  That you are.

• 42:00H. Foley?

  Who thought it was in Jersey?

• 42:03Speaker 01

  Uh, whatever. They had the, they had like a Suburban or some Escalade, I don't know, three doors. How sick is that? Talk about fucking blowing up brains off that bitch. Talk, dude, imagine us rolling up to a gig, six doors opening up, boys rolling out.

• 42:20H. Foley?

  How many wheels?

• 42:21Speaker 01

  Regular, just like it was extended a bit.

• 42:23H. Foley?

  Like you dip in the center.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  Get in there, hear the, hear the fucking chassis buckling.

• 42:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:31Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 42:31H. Foley?

  I'd want something with the two wheels side by side.

• 42:33Speaker 01

  A dooley.

• 42:34H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Dude, my neighbor

• 42:36H. Foley?

  F two fifty?

• 42:36Speaker 01

  My neighbor got a dooley. What were they, like, the Mark six or the?

• 42:40H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  The Mark whatever, remember that? Mark threes?

• 42:43H. Foley?

  Can those things be stopped?

• 42:45Speaker 01

  The dooleys?

• 42:45H. Foley?

  Crazy look, that's power right there.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, they stop even quicker, that's a lot of fucking, a lot of surface area on the tires, I guess. A dooley. I'm, I can picture my brother explaining what a dooley to me was. I was sitting there like he was Bill Nye the Science Guy.

• 43:00H. Foley?

  Jerking off two guys at once.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  That's a dooley.

• 43:06H. Foley?

  Am I doing it right? Yeah, you're doing it just fine, fat boy.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  That's so good. That's what a dooley is, when you jerk off two guys at once. That's my boy dooley.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  That might be the funniest thing you've ever said, and you said a lot of funny shit. That's crazy.

• 43:34H. Foley?

  Thank you.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  So fun, it's very outside your, your humor.

• 43:37H. Foley?

  Really?

• 43:38Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 43:38H. Foley?

  You always hit me with that every once in a while. I don't know what the hell that means.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  I know. It's, it's a compliment.

• 43:43H. Foley?

  Do that Chinese bit.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  Why do you take, why do you take offense to it?

• 43:46H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  It's just not, it's just like

• 43:48H. Foley?

  It's usually not the kind of stuff you do.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  I don't say it like that?

• 43:52H. Foley?

  No, people do.

• 43:53Speaker 01

  Might be funny. It's usually not what you do. No, obviously, uh, no, it's just, it was, that's what made it, that's why I didn't pick up on it because that's not

• 44:02H. Foley?

  I'm quick, baby. I'm not sure, Terra.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 44:05H. Foley?

  Firing on all cylinders.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  Told you that made my boy go schizophrenic.

• 44:09H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:10Speaker 01

  I say that was one of the contributors.

• 44:11H. Foley?

  Yeah, there's been some issues with it.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Uh huh. Sweet.

• 44:15H. Foley?

  I don't love the night sweats.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Can't wait to deal with that in about, I don't know, three to six months.

• 44:21H. Foley?

  It's not a twenty minute cycle, I don't know what you're talking about.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Um, okay. Whoa, you stopped real quick. That was wild.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  Uh, this is from melted

• 44:32H. Foley?

  They won't know who you are. Kim, let's talk about Square.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Square!

• 44:35H. Foley?

  Gang, sport for today's episode is sponsored by Square, and you use it at half the places that you go to. If you ever tapped to pay and thought, wow, that was fast, that was easy, what was it? It was probably Square.

• 44:46Speaker 01

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• 47:16H. Foley?

  Back to the show.

• 47:17Speaker 01

  This is from melted pocket chocolate.

• 47:20H. Foley?

  That's all right.

• 47:21Speaker 01

  Ten dollar, okay, ten dollars, passing judgment early, that is not bad. Uh, ten dollar hefty bag here, never had one red. Is it trash if when you were a kid, you'd write reports for school on an old typewriter because your family couldn't afford a printer for the desktop computer? There was a time when that was probably okay, but it's, this sounds like it was not that time. I feel like if you had a printer at the house, if you were supposed to have, if it was like, you should have, shouldn't have been handed it in, cause I was in that time period, and I never handed anything in on a typewriter. We had one at the house, I'd fuck around.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  Print at the school too, that was kind of a thing.

• 47:59Speaker 01

  Not, yeah, but the, not, at this time, there was no way to get the files to school.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  Gotcha, yeah.

• 48:05H. Foley?

  Floppy disk.

• 48:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:06H. Foley?

  What'd you have, hard disks?

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Hard.

• 48:09H. Foley?

  You have hard disk? Those, the plastic ones?

• 48:12Speaker 01

  We had flop, we had both, three and a half.

• 48:13H. Foley?

  Floppy? Floppy would have been old for you.

• 48:17Speaker 01

  No. Floppy disk. Floppy disk were the hard ones.

• 48:21H. Foley?

  No, see, no, the real floppy disks were

• 48:24Speaker 01

  The three and a half by five floppy disks, with the, with the black thing, with the thing that slides across.

• 48:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, no, I'm talking about real floppy disks.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know those. I don't think they're called floppy disks. I get that they're floppy by nature.

• 48:35H. Foley?

  That's what we always called them.

• 48:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, I don't know what to

• 48:38H. Foley?

  What are they called, Luke?

• 48:38Speaker 02

  Uh, there is a difference between floppy and hard disk. I think, yeah, I'm thinking the floppy disk is like the, kind of the one with the hole in the middle.

• 48:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, do you remember those?

• 48:47Speaker 02

  I do, yeah, we, we had a couple for some reason.

• 48:49H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then the hard disk was more just like a cartridge.

• 48:53H. Foley?

  Yeah, those things were cool. Hard disk was cool. That was for like, uh, Apple's computers.

• 48:59Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't think I know what a hard disk is.

• 49:02H. Foley?

  You're calling a floppy disk a hard disk?

• 49:05Speaker 01

  What? No, this is a, I mean, this is, unless I'm describing it wrong, this is a floppy disk.

• 49:10H. Foley?

  Let me see.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Right here.

• 49:14H. Foley?

  That's a man's penis. No, that's a floppy, that's a hard disk.

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Dude, it's literally floppy disk.

• 49:20H. Foley?

  I'm telling you, it's a hard disk.

• 49:21Speaker 02

  Does it have the circle in the middle?

• 49:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  That's a floppy to me.

• 49:24H. Foley?

  No, it's not. Show them. Show them.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  What, show them what?

• 49:28H. Foley?

  It's a floppy, it's a black, it's the 3.5 millimeter, whatever. I'm talking the big fat ones.

• 49:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, I don't, I understand what you're saying, and I get that they're floppy. I don't think they're called floppy disk. Hence, kind of this, this thing.

• 49:42H. Foley?

  So we did it in the 80s, baby.

• 49:44Speaker 01

  Unless it's like a bigger, different sized floppy disk, but we're gonna get to the bottom of it, relax.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Floppy disks were like the size, almost, of like those square envelopes, to me.

• 49:55H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. And then the hard, and then they're-

• 49:58Speaker 01

  They were both floppy disks.

• 49:59H. Foley?

  Wait, square envelopes? Who has those? Fancy rich people, yeah.

• 50:02Speaker 01

  So that was an earlier version of a floppy disk.

• 50:06H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 50:07H. Foley?

  So what I'm saying-

• 50:08Speaker 01

  An 8-inch floppy disk.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Ain't done.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  Five, you're-

• 50:12H. Foley?

  God love her.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  You're talking about, I think, the 5 and 1/4 inch mini floppy, this guy.

• 50:20H. Foley?

  That's exactly what I'm talking about.

• 50:21Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 50:22H. Foley?

  The mini floppy.

• 50:23Speaker 01

  The thing you call it a hard disk is also a floppy disk.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm not asking you if you know or not.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  All I will say about the question is-

• 50:32Speaker 01

  3 and 1/2 inch micro floppy is this thing.

• 50:35H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's a hard disk right there.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  It's a floppy disk.

• 50:38H. Foley?

  That's a floppy disk.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Maybe there's two names, but I'm-

• 50:42Speaker 02

  Hard disk, to me, doesn't have the circle in the middle. If it has the circle, it's a floppy.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  I don't know what's going on. The circle, the, they complete the hole through, you mean?

• 50:52H. Foley?

  If I don't take my Cialis, it's a floppy.

• 50:56Speaker 01

  Now that's a Henry joke.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  But then I'm also getting on Reddit, yeah, all 3 of them are also being called, on Reddit, they're calling them all floppies also.

• 51:05Speaker 01

  Yes, you might call it hard, the technology is floppy disk.

• 51:08H. Foley?

  Alright, let me say-

• 51:09Speaker 01

  It's like a USB, a hard, like a jump drive, whatever, is, that is the terminology.

• 51:14H. Foley?

  Let me say this, I don't know when, I don't know when Big Man was banging, uh, if it was your guy's time, that's jam up city, that's bad news. If it's my time, dude, nobody knew how to fucking hook a printer up. That was, you had to be a scientist.

• 51:29Speaker 01

  The drive, you had to put a driver in, dude, there had to be software on, it was, dude, I even said it, I said I was trying to print something here, and I asked Ryan, I was gonna, I was gonna send it to Ryan, "Ryan, can you print this? I don't think I'm set up to talk to this printer," and then I go, "Oh, it's just on the wifi."

• 51:45H. Foley?

  2 seconds.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  2 seconds.

• 51:46H. Foley?

  I can print, I gotta print something later.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Send it from your phone, it's crazy.

• 51:50H. Foley?

  My dad, my poor father, man.

• 51:53Speaker 01

  We do, we, we fought with it.

• 51:55H. Foley?

  He didn't know what to do. We shouldn't have even bought the thing. Then they sent me to college with it. This is 1996, they sent me to college with an Epson Epic and a printer. I had to put 3 floppy-

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Sounds like a guitar.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  That come with a 5 Watt amp?

• 52:12H. Foley?

  And 12-string. Double neck.

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Citar.

• 52:17H. Foley?

  Not in my house.

• 52:19Speaker 01

  In goddamn America.

• 52:21H. Foley?

  Gibson or nothing, huh?

• 52:24H. Foley?

  I had to fucking put 3 floppy, or whatever the fuck they were, in to get it to, to get it to turn on.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  That doesn't make sense.

• 52:31H. Foley?

  Dude, I'm telling you, this is 96, they were laughing at me in the dorms. It was crazy. They thought I was gonna fucking make it out of my freshman year.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  The professor's there on a bike, from Gilgan's Island. He's powering your wack ass computer.

• 52:47H. Foley?

  Dude, damn, I was ill-prepared.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Dude, at one point, our family business, I mean, I had an iPhone, and our family business was all backed up on floppy disks, dude, it was like, it was, it was, it was a closet-

• 53:04H. Foley?

  That's for burning purposes.

• 53:05Speaker 01

  Dude, it was a closet full of floppy disks. We were going to Staples and getting them by like, by the 50-pack, and the guy's like, "What are you doing?" It looked like we were planning the next 9/11.

• 53:19Speaker 01

  It was crazy. It was crazy. I was out of college.

• 53:24H. Foley?

  This burns quicker than paper.

• 53:25Speaker 01

  It had to be, what is the year that I graduated? It had to be 2014, and I'm buying floppies, dude, it's crazy.

• 53:32H. Foley?

  What kind of porn are you guys into?

• 53:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:34H. Foley?

  Yeah, man, and a typewriter, I've used a typewriter exactly-

• 53:37Speaker 01

  The whiteout, I remember whiting stuff out with a typewriter.

• 53:40H. Foley?

  I never used whiteout in my life, ever. Except I sniffed it a couple of times. It was the last week.

• 53:46Speaker 01

  Cool guy.

• 53:47H. Foley?

  No.

• 53:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:50H. Foley?

  Yeah, um, if you mess up on a, on a typewriter, you gotta start all over again.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  No, whiteout. Whiteout used to be relatively acceptable, with that, with that technology. I mean, what is, you're typing, you get to your, you get to the bottom of the page, and you hit an A instead of an S, you gotta start over?

• 54:06H. Foley?

  Fuck that.

• 54:07Speaker 01

  That's why those old detectives were so mad all the time.

• 54:11H. Foley?

  All that paperwork, filling out those reports. That's why, you plant a gun on a guy, you keep it moving.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  Shoot him in the head, keep it moving. Uh, yeah, that's tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, uh, there was no way to, only at some level, I mean, like in high school, I mean, we could print, but like, you'd call it, do you have, it's like, "Do you have a working printer?" was a call I made a bunch. Dude, then you had to have the ink, you had to have the paper, and they had to be talking to each other, which was like-

• 54:42H. Foley?

  Where'd you get that ink?

• 54:42Speaker 01

  I'd go down to my dad's office, I'd go to Joe's, I gotta go print.

• 54:47H. Foley?

  He's gotta come down, he's gotta print something.

• 54:50Speaker 01

  Hey, wait till 9 o'clock at night to print something, I'm like, "Hey lady, I'm trying to sneak out for a heater anyway."

• 54:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, you go down there-

• 54:55Speaker 01

  I knew I had to print it at 5, but I knew I was gonna want a bedtime heater, so I'm telling you now. No, I don't need to drive to Pat's to print something.

• 55:01H. Foley?

  You gotta go down there, he's at, he's in his office with his boys at 9 o'clock at night, what do you think, they're going over the files from yesterday, they're fucking hanging out, having a couple of drinks, enjoying themselves. Here comes your fat ass, fucking peanut butter in the crust of your mouth.

• 55:13Speaker 01

  I'd pop in and have heaters with them.

• 55:14H. Foley?

  In your jammies?

• 55:16Speaker 01

  My jammies?

• 55:16H. Foley?

  I don't know. It's after 9 o'clock.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  You got your bop pot?

• 55:22H. Foley?

  You got your PJs on? Are you crazy?

• 55:26Speaker 01

  You're gonna get some solid shut eye.

• 55:30H. Foley?

  I can wear my jeans after 8:30. Somebody's dead. My cowboy, I got my comfy's on, fucking terry cloths.

• 55:41Speaker 01

  Chilling.

• 55:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, that was, I, I feel good, you know, there is, that was like the Wild West of technology at that point. Figuring it out, now everybody has somewhat of an understanding, you can, you're, but like, to figure out new stuff-

• 56:01H. Foley?

  You're talking about the first 10 years of the 2000s.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, I remember my cousin Chris.

• 56:06H. Foley?

  Nobody knew what was going on.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Dude, my cousin Chris, uh, was a-

• 56:10H. Foley?

  Pop-up city.

• 56:11Speaker 01

  Was one of the first, the early professional soccer players, and, and he had cash, no kids, for our family, cash, like, you know, I, I remember there was like 6-figure signing bone, it was like this, like crazy, I was telling people, I didn't even know what that meant, I was in like 7th grade, and he showed up to Christmas at my mom's, my mom's year to host Christmas or Thanksgiving, I forget, and he was, he lived in LA, only guy I knew made a fucking, only guy I made it know, Pat's in Nebraska, was, was my cousin Chris, my Uncle Pat, shout out to my Uncle Pat. He moved to Nebraska to be in the Air Force.

• 56:44H. Foley?

  He did?

• 56:45Speaker 01

  You know my Uncle Pat, the one we had beers with?

• 56:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, Uncle Pat.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, Uncle Pat-

• 56:48H. Foley?

  He came in with his buddy and their wives, yeah, shout out Uncle Pat.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Uh-huh, um, they, uh, he made, moved to Nebraska, and then my cousin Chris moved to LA and played in LA.

• 57:00H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 57:00Speaker 01

  With Beckham, and, uh-

• 57:02H. Foley?

  David Beckham?

• 57:02Speaker 01

  David, hello?

• 57:03H. Foley?

  Show this then.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  And, uh,

• 57:07Speaker 01

  he showed, you know, he was like, Vinnie Chase, like he was the coolest guy.

• 57:13H. Foley?

  California.

• 57:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, Redondo, I'll never forget, Redondo Beach. People, I'd meet somebody, and they'd go, "I was in California," I'd go, "Cousin lives in Redondo," I still don't know where the fuck-

• 57:24H. Foley?

  Ronaldo Beach? He lives with a guy named Ronaldo Beach?

• 57:29Speaker 01

  It's B-E-E-E-C-H.

• 57:32H. Foley?

  Biggie's Dominican, I don't know.

• 57:36H. Foley?

  My mom don't let him in the house.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  I don't care if it's Christmas or not.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  You gotta be circumcised if you wanna come into this house.

• 57:50H. Foley?

  Goddamn Lord's day.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Catholics at the end of this.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  I don't even know what world we've created.

• 58:00H. Foley?

  It's not great, though. It's not inclusive.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  But he showed up, remember when cell phones, there was the great cellphone race of, there was different versions where it was like, the smallest one was the coolest, well, dude, he showed up with this fucking-

• 58:16H. Foley?

  The Zoolander?

• 58:19Speaker 01

  It was like, I remember looking at it across my mom's kitchen, being like, "I gotta get my hands on this."

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Dude, it was like-

• 58:30H. Foley?

  So that's what the chicks are going for now, huh?

• 58:33Speaker 01

  With Sylvester Stallone, like, in person.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  Ever been to Planet Hollywood?

• 58:40H. Foley?

  Planet Hollywood stunk. Jackets, that place stunk. I knew that was fishy the second they did that, something ain't making sense.

• 58:49Speaker 01

  I still don't know, I, it was-

• 58:52H. Foley?

  It was like fucking Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Whoopi Goldberg, it was a fucking odd lineup. Like, what are we doing here? Fucking Louis Anderson's in there?

• 59:08Speaker 01

  That Ben Stein? My Uncle, my Uncle Josh, shout out my Uncle, his, my cousin Chris's dad, shout out to Sean too, Sean, listen. Um, he goes, "Wait till you see Chris's phone."

• 59:22Speaker 01

  Dude, I was-

• 59:23H. Foley?

  Wait out at the curb for it to blow up.

• 59:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, you got that sick phone from Redondo Beach?

• 59:32Speaker 01

  Does it work out here?

• 59:38H. Foley?

  Dude, creatine.

• 59:43Speaker 01

  I was probably, I was probably ninth grade or something like that, eighth grade. Oh dude.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  One of the peanut butter sandwiches in California.

• 59:57H. Foley?

  I heard it's all chunky out there.

• 1:00:04Speaker 01

  Same guy I made fun of one time. For blotting his pizza. He was an Olympic athlete. And he was blotting the grease off his pizza and I'm like, get a load of this pussy. Meanwhile, I was on my ninth fucking slice.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Dude, he's literally, he was on the World Cup team and played in the Olympics and I was like, pussy, that little grease, take the hair of me, his body's a fucking.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  He's an Adonis.

• 1:00:34H. Foley?

  You have active shit in your pants.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  I remember drinking French vanilla cappuccinos. From Wawa and crushing heaters, because we were, my grandma was in the, was in the hospital.

• 1:00:46H. Foley?

  That's disgusting.

• 1:00:50H. Foley?

  In a public bathroom.

• 1:00:53H. Foley?

  French vanilla cappuccino.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  From the machine, you know, you used to press the.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Your hair's falling out.

• 1:01:04H. Foley?

  Fucking dark circles.

• 1:01:07H. Foley?

  Oh my tooth.

• 1:01:08Speaker 01

  Meanwhile, it's 2010? No, I think it's 2009 and he, yeah, I mean, like, he's like a couple of years out of the Olympics. He's on the world, he was on the 2000 whatever World Cup team.

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  Fucking momo dude. Such a momo.

• 1:01:28H. Foley?

  Giving yourself wedgies.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  I still get so, I wa, I get, that's, you know how like the, the one line lives in your head when you're like showering years later, whatever?

• 1:01:37H. Foley?

  Oh god.

• 1:01:38Speaker 01

  It's that, I wanna go, what did he think?

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  You pussy.

• 1:01:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, grease gonna hurt ya.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I remember like trying to get people on board. Get a load of fucking fancy pants over here, here in Ronaldo Beach.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  I'm showing on my cellphone. Get a load of that. It's a Samsung Galaxy.

• 1:02:07Speaker 01

  Truly do. Oh god, whew.

• 1:02:12H. Foley?

  Ladies and gentlemen.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  This one's from Big Mark, first time, long time, uh, gifted homie, shout out to Eric. Oh, I guess his boy Eric gifted him a subscription, which you can do on Patreon.

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:02:24Speaker 01

  It's coming up for a holiday.

• 1:02:25H. Foley?

  The holiday season.

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  You can, you can gift, uh, you can gift a Patreon.

• 1:02:29H. Foley?

  Oh, that's sweet.

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  Are you garbage if you refuse to grab a grocery cart when you just watch someone else use it? I gotta let that thing out for a minute. I ain't grabbing a warm handle. Did it this weekend. Did it this, I walked right by it. What do you mean?

• 1:02:46H. Foley?

  You're an unsavory character.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  Anybody.

• 1:02:48H. Foley?

  Really?

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, I need one fresh from the stack, even if it just got put there a minute ago and I don't know. I don't wanna see the guy, the person, the girl.

• 1:02:58H. Foley?

  I'm with you.

• 1:02:59Speaker 01

  I just, yeah, I just need a little.

• 1:03:00H. Foley?

  Even if it's like an old lady or an attractive person?

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't want that. The warmth of like just knowing, yeah, I'd rather, if there's the option to ha, to not have that, that's what I want.

• 1:03:11H. Foley?

  Hitting a warm seat in a public restroom. Send a cold shiver up your spine.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  I've slowly gotten over that. With as much as we travel, as much as I have to poop in an airport, I've gotten over it.

• 1:03:22H. Foley?

  I go straight for the handicap spot in the airport. They're real nice. It's like 675 square feet in there.

• 1:03:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a hot drop dude. That's a fucking, that's a landing zone. That's like the,

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  it's like LaGuardia.

• 1:03:37H. Foley?

  Stretch it out, hang my coat up.

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  I, we're doing, in, in new public bathrooms, as much as obviously we travel, we're in new construction public bathrooms, we're doing some great things.

• 1:03:49H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Size wise, space wise, uh, door wise, you know.

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  Divider wise.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  Divider wise, a lot of good stuff has been happening and I'm proud.

• 1:03:58H. Foley?

  Let me tell you where we have failed. Society.

• 1:04:03H. Foley?

  Oh boy. Although it's energy saving, although it's water saving, it is not

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  consumer friendly, the automatic toilet flush, you cannot do the courtesy flush on an automatic toilet. What, you gotta stand up, fucking turn it aside? And you can't get that button back there.

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  It's rude, yeah, you can.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Dude, you can get the button. I can get the, I can wave it. Yeah.

• 1:04:30H. Foley?

  You can wave it. Oh, I never thought about that. I can get back there, it's not a fat thing. Look, look at my hand.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  It's also just fucking, just lift up a, a hot one.

• 1:04:38H. Foley?

  Do you do that though?

• 1:04:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:40H. Foley?

  It's got like a flush.

• 1:04:42Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 1:04:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can, you can, I, I, I get what you're saying. It is a, it is a little less convenient. Um, but, yeah, it's, uh, uh, yeah.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  The power flush preferable, but you can get the courtesy, if it's a real hot one, you can get it going.

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  The manual flushometer.

• 1:05:05H. Foley?

  I think there was a zen at the bottom of that.

• 1:05:06Speaker 01

  Oh, Jesus.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  That's, uh, what we call in the business, Charles Grody.

• 1:05:13H. Foley?

  Hey, Charles Agrody.

• 1:05:15Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see this one. Another, this guy's, uh,

• 1:05:21Speaker 01

  sending some humdingers. Um, this one's from Patty O Furniture. Uh, is it garbage to order a sandwich for dinner when you're out at a restaurant?

• 1:05:30H. Foley?

  Hmm, no.

• 1:05:33Speaker 01

  I didn't think so either, but now that I, now that I think about it, dinner, lunch, sandwiches should be reserved for lunch.

• 1:05:43H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Speaker 01

  Uh, listen, I, I like it and I do it.

• 1:05:46H. Foley?

  If everyone else has entrees and you get a sandwich?

• 1:05:48Speaker 01

  This goes back to like your pizza thing a little bit.

• 1:05:51H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 1:05:52Speaker 01

  The, the big pizza debate.

• 1:05:53H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Uh, I think.

• 1:05:56H. Foley?

  But you're on the wrong side of history.

• 1:05:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, what are you, nuts? I was like 90, I'm shooting 99% on that.

• 1:06:01H. Foley?

  I've been getting a lot of pizzas lately.

• 1:06:02Speaker 01

  We went to, yeah, there you go.

• 1:06:05H. Foley?

  With something else. With something else.

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  You wanna be me.

• 1:06:07H. Foley?

  With something else. I like a cheese pizza though.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  Sure. What am I, fucking asshole?

• 1:06:13H. Foley?

  That fucking cheese pizza at, uh, in Appleton, was, was the name of the club, Skyline?

• 1:06:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:18H. Foley?

  Cool.

• 1:06:19Speaker 01

  Good.

• 1:06:20H. Foley?

  Man, they put out a fucking bar pie.

• 1:06:22Speaker 01

  Bar pie. Yeah, I like those little cubes, because you can eat the whole thing and not, you're just, you're just munching. Um, but, uh, we were at, I went to, from the boot and they have, uh, you can get the chicken parm sandwich for dinner. And while everybody's having pasta dishes, the sa, anything you're eating with your hands and other people eating with full, I would say.

• 1:06:44H. Foley?

  It's a bad look.

• 1:06:44Speaker 01

  It's trashy. I'm okay with it. And no one at the table, I was at the table with 15 adults, nobody would go, what are you doing? It's just, that's totally normal. I will say a burger, you get, you get the burger.

• 1:06:58Speaker 02

  Sandwich.

• 1:06:58Speaker 01

  Fried chicken sandwich, a burger.

• 1:07:00H. Foley?

  That's just because you like them.

• 1:07:01Speaker 01

  That is, you do love a fried chicken.

• 1:07:03H. Foley?

  It's crazy.

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  But that is.

• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  Acceptable, but.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Cause that's like a chicken burger.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  It's in that word, that's, that's the line. You can't do a long sandwich.

• 1:07:13H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:07:14Speaker 01

  It's gotta be a bun.

• 1:07:15H. Foley?

  Can't get a hero.

• 1:07:16Speaker 01

  It's gotta be a bun.

• 1:07:17H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'll give you that.

• 1:07:19Speaker 01

  But a chicken parm sandwich would be a hero.

• 1:07:21H. Foley?

  You know what else I'm over too?

• 1:07:22Speaker 01

  And I'm your hero.

• 1:07:23H. Foley?

  You know what else I'm over? The automatic side of pasta when you get a chicken parm. Let me get some potatoes or something, or some fries. That pasta always sucks. It's in like a little fucking ice cream dish.

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  I kinda fell back in love with it myself.

• 1:07:37H. Foley?

  You did?

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  I was anti pasta for a long time. I'm back on pasta heavy.

• 1:07:42H. Foley?

  No kidding.

• 1:07:42Speaker 01

  Heavy.

• 1:07:43H. Foley?

  I like an al bente. I had tortellini not that long.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  You know, you know, I, we, we do for the fucking baby, the fucking pre-cooked refrigerated shit. I think I mentioned that.

• 1:07:52H. Foley?

  You did. It's called revenge or something like that, Remva?

• 1:07:55Speaker 01

  Rempo? Uh, there's two. There's a, there's a blue package and the blue package has that fucking Guido on it, I think. And then the yellow, the, the green package.

• 1:08:03H. Foley?

  It's good stuff.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  We do both. But that's how he's doing pasta all the time. I'm eating a lot of pa, that's good stuff.

• 1:08:09H. Foley?

  Kinda over ravioli too.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  They do a butternut squash. I don't know if it's a seasonal thing, you gotta.

• 1:08:15H. Foley?

  You know what you should do? You should take those and saute them one day. Fry them up.

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  Um, yeah, I don't like them for me.

• 1:08:21H. Foley?

  Hey!

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  Stop freaking out.

• 1:08:29H. Foley?

  Punching myself. You ever do that? You ever punch yourself?

• 1:08:33Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 1:08:33H. Foley?

  As a kid?

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Like, for what reason? Attention? I would assume that's what you would do.

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  I, we, I probably did in some sort of, I was, we were like big into wrest, wrestling was big and I'm sure in some showmanship, I, you know.

• 1:08:47H. Foley?

  No, I meant more like an emotional thing.

• 1:08:49Speaker 01

  Uh, no. You're like that kid that cries before the fight. Ah, punk, you know. Start wailing on yourself.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  Okay, hey, that's, this episode's brought to you by Strater, ladies and gentlemen. Alright, but we do have to wrap it up.

• 1:09:03H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death.

• 1:09:04Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:09:05H. Foley?

  We'll see you tomorrow. No.

• 1:09:07Speaker 01

  What? What?

• 1:09:08H. Foley?

  I was trying to think of a plug. When's this coming out?

• 1:09:11Speaker 01

  Wednesday. Right? They had two days.

• 1:09:14H. Foley?

  We'll be at Gotham this weekend. Come see the boys. That's what I wanted to say.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  Gotham Comedy Club. I think the early show on Friday, sold out, limited tickets for the late show on Friday. Uh, and we, the latest show that we put on sale is Saturday. Get those tickets, small venue, gonna sell out.

• 1:09:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, we'll see you there.

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  Peace.