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0:00 H. Foley? Hey there, gang. Do you want to come to an Are You Garbage live show and ask your question? Sure you do. Good news for you, back on the block tour, tickets are on sale. We're talking about a nice stand-up comedy show, plus we play AYG with the crowd, so grab the squad and come out and see Kippy and I.
0:15 Speaker 01 The big man ain't lyin'. In March, we're starting back up on the road. We're going to Pontiac, Michigan, Indianapolis, Indiana, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Cleveland, Ohio, and Atlantic City. All tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We'll see you there.
0:31 H. Foley? Shaking air.
0:32 Speaker 02 Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:52 H. Foley? Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage.
0:57 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
0:58 H. Foley? It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out they're good to be classy.
1:02 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:02 H. Foley? Or just a big old piece of trash.
1:04 Speaker 01 Trash, trash, trash.
1:05 H. Foley? I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition. She's down in the basement, stuck in the dryer. So get while the getting's good, boys. That's our good friend Goose over there on the Patreon. Mike House is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
1:30 Speaker 01 Hey, what up, gang? Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube, and now, full video available on Spotify over there. The kids got in over there on Spotify. Still waiting on the check, by the way.
1:43 H. Foley? Just in time, just in time.
1:46 H. Foley? Catching the wave, baby.
1:50 Speaker 01 Full video available on Spotify. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, I gotta tell nobody in this room, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there and get all that bonus content, gang.
1:59 H. Foley? Yes, sir, you do. Thank you so much, Kippy. And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today. He is one of the funniest, one of the hardest-working men in show business. He's got a movie, Let's Start a Cult, out. One of the stars attires over there on Netflix. You can hear him every week in his amazing podcast, Stavi's World. And he's about to kick off the Dreamboat Tour.
2:21 Speaker 01 Ooh, wee.
2:22 H. Foley? February 21st, Sacramento, California.
2:25 Speaker 01 That's right, brother.
2:25 H. Foley? At the Hard Rock Live. Give it up for the Greek god of Baltimore. Stavros.
2:30 Speaker 02 That's right.
2:31 H. Foley? Yes.
2:31 Speaker 02 Just of Baltimore. Very narrow jurisdiction.
2:35 Speaker 01 It's a niche shit.
2:36 Speaker 02 It's a ma- I was banished from Mount Olympus. They're like, "We don't want you in Greece." Here's a small mid- struggling mid-Atlantic city.
2:43 H. Foley? Take your lightning bolt and beat it.
2:44 Speaker 02 That's your domain.
2:47 H. Foley? Made a move on Aphrodite. Pissed a couple of people off. Buddy, how you feeling?
2:53 Speaker 02 Good, man. Thanks for having me, boys. Thank you. Last minute, you know, we were just texting yesterday.
2:58 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
2:59 Speaker 02 Pulled up.
2:59 H. Foley? Couple of girls chatting back and forth.
3:01 Speaker 02 That was awesome. Yeah, yeah.
3:02 H. Foley? Just got a little day date going.
3:03 Speaker 02 It was great. I love it. I, uh, I wanted to, I got, I want to promote the tour, the Dreamboat Tour. I'm hitting the road. I did, I pretty much took all of last year off. Uh, and so, uh, yeah, I was like, "Let's hop, let's hop in the fucking, let's get in the basement, baby."
3:16 Speaker 01 Get the boys back together.
3:17 Speaker 02 Let's get the boys back together. Let's see what-
3:18 Speaker 01 Let's, let's talk recipes.
3:20 Speaker 02 And hop, yeah. What chain restaurants can we discuss for an hour?
3:26 H. Foley? French onion soup pasta. Have you seen it? Have you heard about it? Cause it looks pretty goddamn good.
3:33 Speaker 01 Like we were gonna tackle the big topics. I wanted to get back with the brain trust. And really talk about topics.
3:40 H. Foley? We gotta figure out the southern border thing.
3:42 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
3:43 H. Foley? Speaking of which, let's talk burritos.
3:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly.
3:46 H. Foley? You got the bus for the tour?
3:47 Speaker 02 I'm going bus.
3:48 H. Foley? That's fucking awesome.
3:49 Speaker 02 I'm excited for that. Yeah. It is like, it is basically, you guys were saying it's like summer camp. It's a, it's a, I mean, it's a-
3:56 Speaker 01 The very expensive summer camp.
3:57 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. I mean, it's so, it's sad what culture has deteriorated to. Where guys like you and me can afford tour buses. But, we'll take it. You know what I mean? Like-
4:09 H. Foley? Extra journey in Metallica.
4:11 Speaker 02 It really is pathetic, you know, that it's like, you know, like even the theaters, I feel like, why am I here? This should be like an off, like they have opera in the same places.
4:21 Speaker 01 And then we're, I'm up, we're up there talking about mashed potatoes or something.
4:24 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:25 H. Foley? It was just a David Mamet play here last week.
4:27 Speaker 02 Uh, so a hundred percent. So, but I'm gonna keep, until society catches up with the mistakes they've made. Until we've-
4:34 Speaker 01 Sure.
4:34 Speaker 02 Until we've reckoned with how bankrupt we are culturally, I'm gonna take full advantage of it.
4:39 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
4:40 Speaker 02 Um, and, you know, we, this is a running theme, obviously, in terms of, uh, the, the, the subtext of your podcast and my life is like struggling with being fat as shit, I think. And, uh-
4:52 H. Foley? I don't think you've seen the show, Stavros.
4:56 Speaker 01 Are you sure you're talking about this show?
4:57 Speaker 02 I respect this because you guys take other, I'm all food and you guys have the whole trash, you know what I mean?
5:03 Speaker 01 We've, sure, we've hit other aspects of life.
5:05 Speaker 02 Other environmental, but it all comes down to poor health.
5:08 Speaker 01 Of course.
5:09 Speaker 02 You know, lead paint, whatever, you know, be, not, not getting enough fresh air.
5:14 Speaker 01 Did you say lead paint?
5:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, lead paint.
5:15 Speaker 01 Asbestos.
5:16 Speaker 02 Asbestos, that guy. Try, you guys are trying to find the, all the biomarkers of poor health.
5:21 Speaker 01 Sure.
5:22 Speaker 02 Whereas I'm just at, you know, food, uh, but that's-
5:25 H. Foley? So all that insulation when we were kids?
5:27 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, that cotton candy insulation. How good did that look? My dad was a carpenter.
5:31 Speaker 01 Yeah.
5:31 Speaker 02 You know how many times he left me alone at Home Depot and I'm just staring and it's like, am I taking a bite? Is this the day I finally take a bite of the-
5:40 H. Foley? And then they got the pink pants to advertise it. What the fuck?
5:43 Speaker 01 But it was the ultimate like stab in the back because it made you itchy. It wasn't even like, it wasn't even like, hey, if I touch it, it's just not candy. It also hurts you.
5:51 Speaker 02 Right, yeah, yeah. Which I was sure my parents were lying to me about.
5:54 Speaker 01 Sure.
5:55 Speaker 02 And I, and I had to find out the hard way.
5:57 Speaker 01 Your lungs swell up.
5:58 Speaker 02 I fully, fully touched it. I was like, like, I, I tried to do the math-
6:02 H. Foley? It's not strawberry, stop it!
6:04 Speaker 02 Does it make me itchy? Cause if it doesn't, I'm taking a bite.
6:07 Speaker 01 I'm closer to eating it. Yeah, it's like, if it doesn't, if it doesn't hurt me on the outside, it might not hurt me on the inside.
6:12 Speaker 02 I did the due diligence of that.
6:14 Speaker 01 Sure.
6:15 Speaker 02 And then, but then I think I, I psych, I don't know if it actually does make you itchy or I just psychosomatically convinced myself it did.
6:21 H. Foley? No, it, it makes you itch. It's bad for you.
6:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, okay.
6:23 H. Foley? Me and my brother were climbing through, uh, we rewired, uh, the high school. We got some job from a, like a cousin.
6:29 Speaker 02 Incredible.
6:30 H. Foley? And they sent us up-
6:31 Speaker 01 Who hired you, Tony Soprato?
6:32 Speaker 02 This is what happens when you privatize things.
6:35 Speaker 01 Yeah.
6:35 Speaker 02 Like, people think it's like, oh, we're gonna get the, the pork out of government. We're gonna make things more efficient. No. It's gonna go through eight subcontractors and some guy who's probably at the time kicking crack-
6:46 H. Foley? Yeah.
6:46 Speaker 02 Is gonna fucking, is gonna be the person putting drop ceilings in your high school.
6:50 H. Foley? Yeah, they had, they had to hire a certain amount of non-union workers and me and my brother were both college students, broke as shit. And they gave us like fifteen hundred bucks a week to crawl through the ceilings pulling wire through and it was all insulation.
7:03 Speaker 02 By the way, they had to hire a certain amount of non-union workers means they, that's not legal at all. That's not what unions do, the exact opposite of that.
7:11 Speaker 01 Yeah, you have to hire so many union workers. You're working for an upside down union.
7:15 Speaker 02 Three guys got union jobs and they're like, alright, someone's actually gotta do the work.
7:20 Speaker 01 Can we get anybody with a pretty bad drug problem?
7:23 H. Foley? Right here, sir!
7:24 Speaker 01 We have any weekend warriors on the list?
7:27 H. Foley? I was actually up in the ceiling when they were looking for people and I just stuck my head down.
7:31 Speaker 01 You were casing it for computers and I'm upside down.
7:34 H. Foley? You guys looking for people?
7:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, he was casing, he was gonna end up, he stole the fax machines they were throwing away the next day anyway. That was Hank's big come up.
7:43 Speaker 01 I got a whole score of dumpster full of fax machines and typewriters.
7:47 H. Foley? They got good printers in here.
7:51 H. Foley? Do you ever know any dumpster divers?
7:53 Speaker 01 We, eh, like...
7:55 Speaker 02 Like food wise?
7:56 Speaker 01 Yeah.
7:57 Speaker 02 I knew a couple, in Baltimore I knew a couple like, I did know a couple like...
8:00 Speaker 01 Oh, what a real cool crew, huh, Stu?
8:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, they were not my crew, but there was, there was definitely like a...
8:05 Speaker 01 Poor associates.
8:06 Speaker 02 There was, there was like kids that, like I went, so I went to like, I went to public school in Baltimore, um, but you had to like test into, there was literally, the way Baltimore did, it's kinda fucked up. There's three good schools in the entire system and they make you test into them for the time you're like 10 years old, yeah. One's in the back of a TGI Fridays, um, but, eh, so, I went to one, and it was so, I went to a good school in Baltimore, but what happened is, rich kids that got expelled from all the private schools would end up at my school.
8:36 Speaker 01 Right.
8:36 Speaker 02 Their, their parents would pull strings, they knew like...
8:39 Speaker 01 Get them into the nice public school.
8:40 Speaker 02 Exactly, exactly, so, that's actu, it was rich kids pretending to be poor, or that were like, "Fuck you dad", and were like, you know, would smoke weed in 8th grade and then like, dumpster dive and shit like that, who now are probably, you know, prosecutors.
8:55 Speaker 01 Sure.
8:55 Speaker 02 Or like, fuck it, you know what I mean, like who, they, they were blowing off steam.
8:59 Speaker 01 Charge of the southern district, yeah.
8:59 Speaker 02 Blowing off steam, so I knew a couple of those like, fake freegins, like Ross...
9:04 Speaker 01 Fake edgy guys, yeah.
9:05 Speaker 02 Like white, you know, like, just rich Jewish kids that were smoking weed and like going like, "I'm living off the earth, man", but, and then my brothers...
9:12 Speaker 01 They're modest Yahoo years, if you will.
9:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
9:17 Speaker 02 And, and I, you know, am I gonna sit here and tell you I didn't share a couple Panera Bread croissants?
9:22 Speaker 01 But you were there for, you were there for a different reason.
9:24 Speaker 02 I was there to smoke weed.
9:26 Speaker 01 And eat free snacks.
9:27 Speaker 02 If a gigantic, plastic bag of Panera Bread croissants.
9:31 Speaker 01 Broccoli cheddar soup?
9:32 Speaker 02 Were to, yeah, were to, were to fucking, uh, materialize.
9:35 Speaker 01 These bread bowls for everybody?
9:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly. Bread bowls without, uh, bring your own soup bread bowl situation? Am I, am I above microwaving a clam, a Chunky's clam chowder and pouring it in a three day old bread bowl? No, I'm not!
9:50 H. Foley? Beef barley out of a sock?
9:52 Speaker 01 Dude, one of the, one of the first business-
9:54 H. Foley? Catch a movie or something.
9:56 Speaker 01 One of the first business lunches I went on was a Panera Bread and I did, I'd never been there and I ordered the bread bowl and the guys looked at me like I was-
10:03 H. Foley? What was this for? Business lunch?
10:05 Speaker 02 It wasn't a business lunch.
10:08 H. Foley? You and Ruben off? Talking about a sketch idea?
10:11 Speaker 02 What are you talking about?
10:13 H. Foley? What business?
10:14 Speaker 02 You got a job interview for a multi-level marketing scheme, at a Panera, wrong, at a Panera Bread. You didn't have a business lunch.
10:21 H. Foley? Dude, that's always a sign it's a shady company, when it's not at the office.
10:25 Speaker 01 No, I had the job. I had the job.
10:29 Speaker 02 They're like, here's, in fact, we're gonna, we're gonna show you how sharp our knives are by cutting your fucking chicken fontega sandwich in quarters.
10:37 H. Foley? It's at the business center of a hotel, sneaking off to get free breakfast? I'll go get a waffle and then you come back.
10:43 Speaker 01 Act like, act like you're staying here.
10:45 Speaker 02 A business lunch, I would've loved to, I would've loved to see the fucking khakis and the shirt out of a plastic box that you wore to that, with the matching tie.
10:53 Speaker 01 It was a pair of gray slacks that I got at TJ Maxx and I wore for every event ever.
10:59 Speaker 02 Uh, with an aquamarine shirt and like a fucking shiny, uh, Richard Sfilbin tie.
11:05 Speaker 01 It was from Express, the monochromatic colors, yeah.
11:08 H. Foley? Pale shoes killing your feet.
11:09 Speaker 01 I remember, I had to do that, they were my brother's shoes, I remember doing that thing. We're doing that thing, here's a bigger guy, you'll know this, where the, the, the, the dress pants have that double button, right? But I couldn't get lined up, so I did the abridged version.
11:25 Speaker 02 Without question. I didn't even know, legitimately, I didn't know you were supposed to put the button over it until I was like 23 years old.
11:33 H. Foley? Wait, one's usually a button, the other one's a hook.
11:35 Speaker 01 Yeah, but I was able to clamp, I was able to-
11:38 H. Foley? You would hook the hook in the loop?
11:40 Speaker 01 Oh yeah, I'm fucking, dude, I'm grasping for straws here, I gotta make room for the bread bowl.
11:43 Speaker 02 I never hooked in my life, I never hooked in my life, I always just, the, the button was just hanging on for dear life the whole time.
11:50 Speaker 01 Just praying, man.
11:51 H. Foley? A belt will save you.
11:53 Speaker 02 Sweater, you know what I mean, like, I never, no one ever saw.
11:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, you're tucking it.
11:57 Speaker 02 No one saw.
11:58 Speaker 01 You're not tucking it, you're covering.
11:58 Speaker 02 Yes, covering.
11:59 H. Foley? Of course.
12:00 Speaker 02 Trying to untuck as much as possible, jacket, holding something over there, anything.
12:05 H. Foley? A button down shirt and a fucking sweater, oh, talk about itchy, yikes.
12:10 Speaker 02 But the coverage, man, you needed the sweater, the hang down.
12:13 H. Foley? Do the stretch out, over the sweater.
12:15 Speaker 01 Covers the boobs and everything.
12:17 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
12:18 H. Foley? Very nice.
12:19 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
12:20 H. Foley? I'll never tuck a shirt in again, I'm aware of that.
12:23 Speaker 01 I'll never wear a tie, I'm like, there was three more times in my life I'm probably ever gonna wear a tie.
12:28 Speaker 02 Right.
12:28 H. Foley? One's in the casket.
12:29 Speaker 01 Well, yeah.
12:31 Speaker 01 I'm still going sweater.
12:33 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, I want tracksuit, I wanna be buried in a tracksuit, I want a fun-
12:37 H. Foley? In a kiss coffin?
12:38 Speaker 02 I always love when you see, like, why don't more people have a fun funeral?
12:42 Speaker 01 Sure.
12:43 Speaker 02 That kid, that kid who fucking, who was like, he was like, holding a fucking Xbox controller.
12:46 H. Foley? Yeah, it's crazy, they do that down in, down in Mexico and shit like that.
12:49 Speaker 02 I thought that was cool.
12:50 Speaker 01 My favorite, did you ever see when the, when the, when those, those guys took their dead friend into the nightclub and propped him up?
12:56 Speaker 02 A true Weekend at Bernie's? They were like, maybe this'll bring him back. They're like, hopefully the music, hopefully the island rhythms will bring him back, just like they did Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's.
13:06 H. Foley? He's just in the corner like this?
13:08 Speaker 01 He did, he had like bottles and sunglasses, and they were all posing with him, and they told the club that it was just like a memorial service, they didn't expect him to be there, like, they just thought it was like, in honor of him.
13:19 Speaker 02 Oh wow.
13:20 Speaker 01 And dude, they posted up, they were all taking, it was great.
13:22 Speaker 02 I mean, that's great, it, now, now we are venturing into public health problems, right?
13:27 Speaker 01 Of course, yeah, of course, you got a dead body.
13:30 H. Foley? Yeah, you're, you're mummying people and bringing them to a nightclub?
13:33 Speaker 02 It's one thing at their funeral, but at a fucking, oh yeah, we're gonna take my dead son to Dave and Buster's.
13:40 Speaker 01 They got him playing basketball and stuff.
13:44 H. Foley? The other one too is they'll put the kid, they'll put somebody in a coffin and they'll, they'll bring him out to a soccer field and they'll kick the soccer ball off the casket.
13:52 Speaker 02 Love that.
13:52 H. Foley? Then they all jump.
13:53 Speaker 01 One final goal.
13:54 Speaker 02 One last goal, yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
13:56 H. Foley? He wasn't that good. What are we doing here?
13:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:58 Speaker 01 Fuck outta here with God. Uh, alright, but we got some goddamn Patreon, some, some garbage questions to get into from the Patreon. As you guys know, when you join the Patreon, we'll answer your garbage questions on the air. This one is a home run, cause I felt this my whole life and I've never been able to verbalize it.
14:11 Speaker 02 Okay, wow.
14:12 Speaker 01 This is from Brie Nutter Butter and Jelly. "Is it garbage to be in a 20-year beef with actor Seth Green because he dissed E in the show Entourage? I hated fucking Seth Green ever since that happened and I don't know why. It bothered me on a cellular level."
14:28 H. Foley? Say hi to Sloan for me.
14:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, fuck that guy, dude. Fuck that guy.
14:32 H. Foley? His crew in that show was so fucking weak.
14:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:36 H. Foley? They were fucking dorks.
14:37 Speaker 02 I, I don't know if it's garbage or if you're just really fucking stupid and don't understand.
14:42 Speaker 01 They kinda go hand in hand.
14:43 Speaker 02 Narrative, you know what I mean? Don't understand.
14:45 Speaker 01 No, but he played himself, that's what bothered me.
14:48 Speaker 02 Okay, but so does Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
14:51 Speaker 01 Yeah, but he's the good guy.
14:52 Speaker 02 Yeah. He played himself. You're not able to differentiate when someone plays mockumentary, that's too much for you.
15:00 Speaker 01 100%.
15:02 Speaker 02 Um.
15:02 Speaker 01 Were you an Entourage guy?
15:03 Speaker 02 See, that's also part of it. I wasn't, I was an Entourage guy later in life.
15:06 Speaker 01 Ah.
15:07 Speaker 02 So it didn't, it didn't get me when I was young. To me, I was seeing it as like...
15:11 Speaker 01 I bought into it like I bought into the Blair Witch. I was like, this is 100% document, yeah.
15:16 Speaker 02 You're still waiting for Aquaman to come out. You're still waiting.
15:19 Speaker 01 Where's Medine?
15:22 H. Foley? I am Queens Boulevard.
15:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're waiting for Queens Boulevard.
15:24 H. Foley? They should've made some of those movies.
15:26 Speaker 01 Seriously.
15:27 H. Foley? You're telling me head on, wasn't it a great crime thriller? Give me a fucking break.
15:32 Speaker 01 Come on, man. I wanna see him in Scorsese, whatever they linked up to do.
15:37 H. Foley? Oh yeah, that's right. What did they end up, they were doing something?
15:40 Speaker 01 I think, I think, I don't know if it ever happened, happened. It was just, he thought he was down and out, he was moving back to Queens and then he gets the call at fucking Drama's Bar that...
15:48 H. Foley? What was the movie though?
15:49 Speaker 02 Again, this, again, you guys are, you guys are confusing fictional TV show for reality. You're like, what was the thing he was gonna do with Scorsese that fell apart? He was never gonna do anything.
15:59 Speaker 01 He couldn't get the funding.
16:00 Speaker 02 He's not a real guy.
16:03 H. Foley? Goddamn Adam Davies.
16:05 Speaker 01 You're no fun, Stomper.
16:06 Speaker 02 Sorry, guys. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not a big Entourage guy.
16:09 Speaker 01 This guy's a real bummer.
16:12 H. Foley? What did you watch?
16:13 Speaker 02 What did I watch?
16:14 H. Foley? What were your shows?
16:15 Speaker 01 You're a Wire guy?
16:16 Speaker 02 I was def- I mean, again, a Wire guy later on, um, well, not even later, I guess, in my, in my, when it was coming out.
16:23 H. Foley? It was too real at the time.
16:24 Speaker 02 I caught on, I mean, yeah, I mean, they filmed, I remember being alive when they filmed season two. They filmed the Greek season, they used the restaurant my mother was currently a waitress at.
16:33 Speaker 01 No shit.
16:34 Speaker 02 For real, yeah.
16:34 Speaker 01 That's awesome.
16:35 Speaker 02 It's closed down now, but yeah, they, they filmed in that restaurant.
16:38 H. Foley? They used my house as a crack house.
16:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, I mean, that, the, the east side, where it's like all the, all the fucking white drug dealers truly was like right around my neighborhood.
16:47 H. Foley? That's funny.
16:48 Speaker 02 And like on that side of town, um, you know, I was just, I was a very, we didn't get cable until pretty late in the game, so I was just like, I was making do with reruns, Seinfeld kid.
17:00 H. Foley? You're younger too, how old are you?
17:02 Speaker 02 Huge, I'm, I'm 35.
17:04 H. Foley? You're 35 and didn't have cable when you were young?
17:06 Speaker 02 No, I mean, I was.
17:07 Speaker 01 Is that immigrant shit?
17:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, we were fucking poor, and also my dad didn't give a fuck about, when we, we got cable as soon as he could get uh, satellite TV and get, watch Greek shit, and so then we had like a couple channels.
17:20 Speaker 01 Damn, you did satellite TV?
17:21 H. Foley? DirecTV or just like an off-brand satellite?
17:24 Speaker 01 Dish Network family.
17:26 Speaker 02 Dish Network family.
17:26 H. Foley? That remote looked like something that the Russians made in the 60s.
17:30 Speaker 01 Your neighbors must have thought you guys were spies.
17:32 Speaker 02 Oh, no, Dish Network swept Greecity, are you kidding me? It was like one after, once you saw one dish go up, it fucking, the whole, every fucking ceiling or.
17:41 H. Foley? One account for the whole neighborhood?
17:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, I wish, um, they definitely, yeah, you couldn't steal Dish Network like you could cable.
17:47 H. Foley? That was your first move was, was Dish Network?
17:50 Speaker 02 First, yeah, first cable, and I think we got it when I was in like, you know, maybe I was in like, middle school at some point.
17:55 H. Foley? Okay.
17:56 Speaker 02 Uh, but I just watched, I was just like, the classic, you get home, whatever's on in that syndicated.
18:02 H. Foley? Three, six, and 10, you had six stations.
18:04 Speaker 02 Exactly, yeah, yeah.
18:05 H. Foley? See, that's how we grew up, but the younger guys, I figured you guys all had cable earlier.
18:09 Speaker 02 I mean, I was poor is the difference, you know, like, like being. Fucking, you know, being like, being poor makes, makes it feel like I was Gen X in certain ways. Like, I'm not an internet. I didn't have the internet until fucking, we had dial up when I was, again, in middle school.
18:23 H. Foley? Tried jerking off to that.
18:25 Speaker 02 It was tough.
18:25 Speaker 01 I tried. We had, we had to do it.
18:27 Speaker 02 I printed pictures and jacked off to them.
18:30 Speaker 01 We'd go to freeones.com.
18:31 Speaker 02 Yeah. I spent a lot of time trying to find naked WWE ladies.
18:35 Speaker 01 Woo, shout out to Sable.
18:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, Sable, a lot of stuff going. There was a couple fakes that I still, I still think of fondly. I don't jack off them, but I think of them fondly.
18:44 H. Foley? There you go.
18:45 Speaker 02 They're sort of the, maybe I'll, maybe I'll incorporate them in the appetizer part of jerking off.
18:50 Speaker 01 Sure.
18:50 Speaker 02 When you're just kind of thinking about stuff.
18:52 Speaker 01 We would have, we would have to...
18:53 H. Foley? Footsie under the table at dinner?
18:55 Speaker 01 What we would do is we'd go, you'd go to like, we'd go to Free Ones, you'd find a lady or multiple people, or ladies you liked, and you'd save. No, you wouldn't save. I think you would, yeah, you would save the picture, then, or copy it and paste it in a Word document.
19:08 Speaker 02 Mmm.
19:08 Speaker 01 And then you could put like four or five, you could, you could make them work on one page and then just print that. Lot of ink.
19:15 Speaker 02 Still the same amount of ink, though.
19:17 Speaker 01 I know, but...
19:17 Speaker 02 The paper's not the, the problem.
19:20 Speaker 01 No, it was the ink.
19:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was the ink, but still.
19:22 H. Foley? It didn't have color, it's black and white.
19:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
19:24 Speaker 01 Old, old school, baby.
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22:21 Speaker 02 Yeah dude it was fucking it was hilarious and then we got there was a weird period where we had we had dial up so late. That like Kazaa and all that other shit is already like downloading MP3s and videos is already happening but because it was dial up. To download a video I would literally just put it on all night.
22:40 Speaker 01 Yeah go to bed.
22:41 Speaker 02 Wouldn't have a telephone. We would have an available telephone. But there wasn't an emergency. Yeah it was awesome my parents were such immigrants that they had no idea how the computer worked at all. And then one day my mom like it was it was atrocious she just like she just like figured took some class at the library. And it was just like.
23:02 Speaker 01 Fucking bamboozled.
23:03 Speaker 02 Came back from the learning annex. Yeah my I never even I was so fucking cocky I never even bothered to clear my internet history I was like I'm not I'm not fucking losing these memories I need to know what to jack off to. And it was just like you know bang buzz.
23:16 Speaker 01 The confidence of a teen a young teenager not to clear cookies is crazy.
23:20 Speaker 02 My mom didn't know how to use a computer. What'd she say to you? There's even one that was like and and then you know it would link you I think it would you know you would link to other shit there wasn't like the tube sites. You would go on specific websites.
23:31 Speaker 01 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
23:32 Speaker 02 And you would watch the teasers.
23:35 Speaker 01 Shout out to the teasers.
23:36 Speaker 02 And you got I got deep and then you know that's it's fucked up what a teenage boy like. Children now what they're getting into must be insane but one of the sites you just are like let's see the most fucking weird shit.
23:47 Speaker 01 Sure.
23:47 Speaker 02 And one of them was literally crackhors.com and I just remember hearing my mother who I've never used a computer ever in her life. Just yell like what is crackhors.com in her fucking Greek accent I was like. Ah we must and the the classic we got a virus ma.
24:05 Speaker 01 Virus was big.
24:06 Speaker 02 It's a virus you dumb bitch.
24:08 Speaker 01 I was doing work for school.
24:10 Speaker 02 It's the Turks ma they're at it again. You think I'm on crackhors.com and that that that one's fucked up because that did I remember going ahead and horrifying me. But it still was in the it was still in the fucking. Still jerked off to it. No I it actually made me like for a second rethink what I was doing.
24:25 Speaker 01 I would have to clear cookies clear history and then I would open up the browser again and start typing to make sure nothing popped up.
24:32 Speaker 02 Sure sure.
24:33 Speaker 01 I type in like sex or horse or whatever it makes sure nothing auto.
24:38 H. Foley? I remember my dad getting busted with shit like that.
24:40 Speaker 02 Oh, hell yeah, dude.
24:41 H. Foley? He would just ruin laptop after laptop, not realizing what was going on. And it would just be, it was like your one solitaire. And my mom was like, what's going on?
24:54 H. Foley? Fucking brutal, man.
24:55 Speaker 02 Oh, man, that is, that is good stuff.
24:57 H. Foley? Back to the TV, though, so.
24:58 Speaker 02 Back to the TV.
24:59 H. Foley? In the summers.
25:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:00 H. Foley? Cable's great. But in the summers, when you would get like Fox, you would get like a double shot of, uh, Three's Company. Or Hogan's Heroes, or whatever.
25:09 Speaker 01 That's probably not when he's back, though.
25:11 H. Foley? What was on?
25:12 Speaker 01 Hogan's Heroes?
25:13 Speaker 02 No, sorry.
25:13 Speaker 01 This is like fucking 2002.
25:15 H. Foley? Yeah, but they still ran that stuff all through the 2000s.
25:18 Speaker 01 I don't, I don't.
25:19 H. Foley? What do you watch?
25:19 Speaker 02 A very.
25:20 H. Foley? What was your double shot? They would play two episodes back to back in the summer.
25:23 Speaker 02 It would be like, sorry to age you, but it would just be like fucking, you know, Seinfeld.
25:28 Speaker 01 Frasier, something like that, yeah.
25:29 Speaker 02 I was a big Frasier guy.
25:30 Speaker 01 King of Queens, shit like that.
25:32 Speaker 02 I was big.
25:32 Speaker 01 Everybody Loves Raymond.
25:33 Speaker 02 I was big on.
25:33 Speaker 01 Hogan's Heroes.
25:34 Speaker 02 Hogan's Heroes is insane, dude. Fucking Green Gables, uh, Green Acres, whatever.
25:40 Speaker 01 Coral Gables, of course.
25:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. Um, no, it was like that, and then also I was a big fan of the, of UPN programming.
25:47 Speaker 01 Shout out to UPN.
25:48 Speaker 02 Steve, you know, well, actually Steve Harvey Show was WB.
25:51 Speaker 01 But there was, uh, they were.
25:52 Speaker 02 Girlfriends?
25:54 Speaker 01 Girl, shout out to girlfriends.
25:55 H. Foley? Hanging with Mr. Cooper?
25:56 Speaker 02 Hang with Mr. Cooper, but that, that was, I believe that was.
25:58 Speaker 01 That was mainstream, though, wasn't it?
26:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
26:00 Speaker 01 Yeah, that was like Three, that was like ABC, CBS, that was something.
26:03 H. Foley? Back to Hogan's Heroes.
26:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to, yeah.
26:06 Speaker 01 What year was Hogan's Heroes?
26:07 Speaker 03 The last episode was 1971.
26:09 Speaker 01 Yeah, they were not running that in 2000.
26:12 H. Foley? They ran it all through the 90s.
26:14 Speaker 01 Not all through the 90s.
26:15 H. Foley? Yes, they did.
26:16 Speaker 01 Till 99.
26:17 H. Foley? See, see when it was sent to kids, still on now on MeTV.
26:19 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's not fucking UPN 57.
26:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 54, 45, 24, UPN was 24 for us.
26:26 Speaker 01 You're crazy to think ABC was playing Hogan's Heroes in the summer.
26:30 H. Foley? You guys don't like Charlie Chaplin? I don't know what to tell you.
26:33 Speaker 03 It started in 1965.
26:38 H. Foley? It's a good show.
26:39 Speaker 02 I will give.
26:39 Speaker 01 It was over. Fifteen years before I was born.
26:43 H. Foley? What about what's happening, or all in the family?
26:46 Speaker 01 That's the same thing.
26:47 Speaker 02 See, occasionally you would catch one of those on like a weird...
26:50 Speaker 01 But it wasn't like flowing like crazy.
26:53 Speaker 02 No, no, but, but, but I will say Foley is right in that you would, you, channels would like, kinda like use that as fi- old shit as filler.
27:01 Speaker 01 Yeah, sure.
27:02 Speaker 02 But it wasn't like, you know.
27:03 Speaker 01 They weren't playing it every day in the summer.
27:04 Speaker 02 No, it was Frasier.
27:05 H. Foley? Oh, I'm sorry, it's not crackhorse.com. You heathens?
27:08 Speaker 01 Yeah, right.
27:09 H. Foley? I was watching quality programming.
27:10 Speaker 01 Promo code garbage. For honest Americans.
27:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was a big, yeah, big, big, uh, the whole, all that, all those syndicated shows, Simpsons, all that kinda shit.
27:23 Speaker 01 Uh, alright, let's see here, we got, uh, you know, we got a couple bigger, we got a couple bigger gentlemen here who's like to dabble in, you know, starchy foods.
27:32 Speaker 02 Sure.
27:32 Speaker 01 This one's from Professor Moist, uh, $10 shareholder, is it garbage to put ketchup on a mashed potato?
27:39 H. Foley? No, no.
27:40 Speaker 01 I...
27:41 Speaker 02 Yes, it is.
27:42 Speaker 01 I mean, I'm not saying it's not good.
27:44 H. Foley? On a baked potato, definitely not.
27:47 Speaker 01 What?
27:48 H. Foley? I saw my, I saw my uncle do this one time.
27:50 Speaker 01 You're saying it's not garbage?
27:51 Speaker 02 It's not garbage to put it on a baked potato.
27:52 Speaker 01 I agree with that.
27:53 Speaker 02 You guys are out of your fucking minds.
27:55 Speaker 01 What are you talking?
27:56 Speaker 02 A baked potato is an elevated form of a potato.
27:58 Speaker 01 I mean...
27:59 Speaker 02 Listen, if you're getting it in a fucking steakhouse... You're getting it at a steakhouse, you know what I mean, you're fucking, pfft, squirting some fucking...
28:06 H. Foley? Who gets a baked potato at a steakhouse?
28:08 Speaker 02 You can't, it's a classic, but, that's a classic.
28:10 H. Foley? Double stuffed or something like that.
28:12 Speaker 01 Twice baked.
28:13 H. Foley? Yeah, twice baked.
28:13 Speaker 01 By the way, twice baked is the classyest potato.
28:16 Speaker 02 Loaded, no, once it's loaded, it's not classy.
28:19 Speaker 01 I'll give you that.
28:19 Speaker 02 It's got, it's classy when they give you a little fucking tray and there's a little thing, a little ramekin of chives, a little ramekin of butter and sour cream.
28:27 H. Foley? Sure.
28:27 Speaker 02 That's class, that's a classy potato.
28:29 Speaker 01 I think, that dude, to me, it's like putting it in soup, it's like too much of a liquid to put on mashed potatoes.
28:35 H. Foley? Hold on, let me explain myself.
28:35 Speaker 02 You're creating some weird fucked up soup.
28:37 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's like cha- it changes the consistency of the food.
28:40 Speaker 02 True, true.
28:41 H. Foley? Let me explain myself, garbage, not garbage, I don't know about any of that.
28:44 Speaker 02 It's garbage, first of all, I do know.
28:46 Speaker 01 I mean, first of all, you should.
28:47 H. Foley? If you take a baked potato and you slice it into like almost like... Like home fry pieces with the butter on it and hit it with a little ketchup. It's delicious.
28:55 Speaker 02 Well, what we're talking about now, though, is you've transformed the form of the potato, right? Cause what you've made it more of a, a western fry. You've kind of put it in quarters and that is fine.
29:07 Speaker 01 You have met.
29:08 Speaker 02 That's fine.
29:09 Speaker 01 You have met the final potato box.
29:12 Speaker 02 Listen, Foley.
29:12 H. Foley? Gentlemen, I'm gonna ask you to both leave the room. Leave me and Mr. Halkeous alone for a moment. I slap him with a glove.
29:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, this, I think we've said it before, but it's like the Lincoln Douglas debates for fat guys, but. A baked potato, when you slice it up and then especially if you slice it and then pop it back in to get a toast, you've essentially re-categorized it as a fry, as a western fry.
29:40 H. Foley? Who said they were putting it back in?
29:41 Speaker 02 I'm just saying if you slice it.
29:43 H. Foley? I like where your head's at though.
29:44 Speaker 01 Don't, don't tell me you didn't shove up a little bit when he said that.
29:47 Speaker 02 But if it is served as a baked potato, we have to.
29:50 Speaker 01 Bakedpotatoes.net, gang.
29:51 Speaker 02 We have to have some kind of, we have to have some kind of respect for each different form of potato.
29:56 H. Foley? I'll give you that.
29:56 Speaker 02 You know, like are you putting fucking ketchup on scalloped potatoes?
30:00 H. Foley? I would. I would.
30:03 Speaker 02 You can't do shit like that.
30:04 H. Foley? On mash, though. Okay, we'll stick with, stick with the top.
30:06 Speaker 01 Where, but wait, hold on, hold on. Let me put a, where are you where there's ketchup available and mashed potatoes at the same time? When is that on the table?
30:14 H. Foley? Or at diner?
30:16 Speaker 01 You're getting mashed potatoes at a diner?
30:18 H. Foley? I love mashed potatoes at a diner.
30:20 Speaker 02 See, this is, really? This is the reason it's absolutely garbage because mashed potatoes on their own are almost always garbage. You know, like they're teetering on the garbage.
30:29 H. Foley? Not good or trashy?
30:30 Speaker 01 No, you got like a whipped mash at like a.
30:33 H. Foley? I love, I, sometimes at a diner, I'll get a burger and get mashed instead of fries.
30:37 Speaker 01 That's too many carbs.
30:38 Speaker 02 That's so fucked up.
30:38 Speaker 01 That's a lot of.
30:39 H. Foley? What's the difference? They're not fried, they're boiled.
30:41 Speaker 02 You're, you, what are you lubricating the burger down your throat? You want it to travel down your gullet easier?
30:46 Speaker 01 Do you dip the burger in the mashed potatoes a little bit?
30:49 H. Foley? I don't know who you've been talking to.
30:51 Speaker 01 Cause I use mashed potatoes as a, as a coat, as a adhesive for the rest of my food on the plate. You get that on the fork and then you can, you dip around and collect everything.
31:02 Speaker 02 But what, okay, a mashed potato, if it's ever gonna be not trash, is a, is a, is a, you know, a side to something with a protein and a vegetable, and it should come with maybe a little, see that's the thing. If it's not gonna be trash, it does come with some kind of sauce, maybe an au jus, some other kind of dipping sauce.
31:21 Speaker 01 Sure.
31:22 Speaker 02 But, once you take, once you take the mashed potato and you take it to its lower forms, boxed, for example, boxed, mashed, never not trash.
31:32 Speaker 01 No, a hundred percent.
31:33 Speaker 02 Even at a fucking diner, mashed potatoes, that, the, I would even say ketchup might be the dividing line to when mashed potatoes become trash or not.
31:44 Speaker 01 Wow.
31:44 Speaker 02 Because if it's, if it's fucked up, to even conceive of asking for ketchup at a place where they have mashed potatoes, that's a classy mashed potato.
31:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
31:53 Speaker 02 But if, if someone would bring you ketchup without a second thought, it's trash one hundred percent.
31:59 Speaker 01 Yeah, that waiter's not gonna go, sir, please, the chef does not recommend it.
32:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly.
32:04 Speaker 01 He's gonna be like, here you go, you need any, you want some mustard too?
32:07 Speaker 02 You want me to fucking pour mayo down your throat too? Who fucking cares?
32:10 Speaker 01 I brought you some barbecue sauce.
32:11 H. Foley? Hey, Louis in the back wants to know if you want a job.
32:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, we're out of dumpsters.
32:19 Speaker 02 So, you know, this is good, I'm glad we went through this thought.
32:21 H. Foley? Well, of course, alright, I'll give you that, I'll give you that. With the instant mashed potatoes, that's all we had until I was, I think, about twelve.
32:29 Speaker 02 No, me too.
32:30 Speaker 01 Really? We were, we were, that to me was always like a thing that my, I mean Irish, I mean it was just, you're, you're doing potatoes.
32:38 Speaker 02 Right, right, right.
32:38 Speaker 01 It was sacrilegious not to do a box of, I mean, also what's a sack of potatoes, a fucking forty-five cents? You know what I mean? It's not like you're saving a box.
32:45 Speaker 02 It's the ease though, it's the ease.
32:47 H. Foley? Yeah, my dad loved, my dad also loved canned potatoes, you ever have those?
32:52 Speaker 02 That sucks so much.
32:53 H. Foley? They're great though.
32:54 Speaker 01 That's like fish bait.
32:55 Speaker 02 They're, what do you mean canned, a whole potato canned?
32:58 H. Foley? They're little, they're like little baby, little baby potatoes and they're-
33:02 Speaker 02 What's the consistency? Are they boiled?
33:03 H. Foley? It's like, yeah, it tastes like a boiled potato.
33:06 Speaker 01 Are they, are you supposed to then mash them?
33:08 H. Foley? No, you're supposed to, he used them to make home fries, he would slice them up, but they were already cooked through.
33:14 Speaker 02 I'll allow it.
33:15 Speaker 01 No.
33:16 H. Foley? A little ketchup on there.
33:17 Speaker 01 No.
33:17 Speaker 02 You have to transform them, though, again.
33:19 H. Foley? Of course, yeah.
33:20 Speaker 02 They're chopped ingredients.
33:21 H. Foley? With a little bit of onions.
33:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
33:22 H. Foley? Yeah, make it nice.
33:23 Speaker 01 They're chopped ingredients. What did you do with the boiled potatoes?
33:27 Speaker 02 Exactly, exactly, exactly.
33:28 Speaker 01 Shout out to Chopped, by the way.
33:29 Speaker 02 Great show.
33:29 Speaker 01 Great formulaic show.
33:30 Speaker 02 Great show.
33:31 Speaker 01 I'm in, I love it.
33:32 Speaker 02 One of the best shows of all time.
33:33 Speaker 01 It's great.
33:33 Speaker 02 And shout out to the trash version of Guy's Grocery Game.
33:36 Speaker 01 Yes.
33:37 Speaker 02 It's if Chopped is a little too heady for you.
33:40 Speaker 01 Yeah. It's a little too cerebral. If it's a little too fa- if they're making food that you don't like that's icky?
33:45 Speaker 02 Right.
33:45 Speaker 01 Go to Guy's.
33:46 Speaker 02 If you're listening to this podcast, watch Guy's Grocery Game.
33:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, there you go.
33:50 H. Foley? I tell you, he's getting real comfortable, by the way.
33:52 Speaker 01 I love him.
33:53 H. Foley? He's smoking that cigar everywhere he goes now.
33:55 Speaker 02 He's bringing every family member has a job.
33:58 Speaker 01 Yeah.
33:58 Speaker 02 It's like, his son.
33:59 Speaker 01 He's got his whole crew, yeah.
34:00 Speaker 02 It's like, everyone's like, what the fu- you know.
34:02 Speaker 01 I respect the shit out of that. Get everybody on a payroll.
34:04 Speaker 02 Salute to him.
34:05 Speaker 01 Make the Food Network pay for everybody's goddamn salary.
34:08 Speaker 02 Yes, sir.
34:09 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'll come back and do another season. This is my third cousin. He's a gaffer now.
34:17 H. Foley? He's got the canned nachos.
34:18 Speaker 02 Oh, God.
34:19 H. Foley? Nachos in a can and they slide out?
34:21 Speaker 02 That's, that's not real.
34:22 Speaker 01 No, they don't come in a can, you make them in a can.
34:24 H. Foley? Yeah, and then when they put them on the table, you take the can off.
34:28 Speaker 01 And it's a perfect, uh...
34:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, the fall of ever- and mix of ingredients, which... I like that.
34:33 Speaker 01 I'm a big thing is they say make them in the fucking air fryer, which I haven't done.
34:37 Speaker 02 I have done that.
34:38 Speaker 01 Which seems great, because you can layer it.
34:39 Speaker 02 You can layer it, yep.
34:40 Speaker 01 Good?
34:41 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
34:42 Speaker 01 You're in?
34:42 Speaker 02 You want to also microwave diff- you want to mic- if you're gonna use refried beans, microwave those on their own.
34:47 Speaker 01 Oh.
34:48 Speaker 02 Because they won't heat, they'll heat slower than a chip or a cheese, uh, or a protein.
34:55 Speaker 01 I remember making nachos.
34:56 H. Foley? Should be running for office now.
34:57 Speaker 02 Dude, when it comes, I literally, this is the smartest I get. Is when we, when we have these discussions about food and like categorization.
35:04 H. Foley? Yeah.
35:04 Speaker 02 This is all I want to fucking talk about.
35:05 H. Foley? 100%.
35:06 Speaker 01 Have you ever made nachos in the microwave?
35:08 H. Foley? Yeah, it's the best.
35:09 Speaker 01 I love this.
35:09 H. Foley? Just cheese on tortilla chips is so good.
35:12 Speaker 01 Kraft Singles cheese.
35:13 Speaker 02 Ooh.
35:14 Speaker 01 Break them up and put them on a, on a, on...
35:16 Speaker 02 Kraft Singles is tough. It's gotta be shredded.
35:17 Speaker 01 It's thick enough. It's so good.
35:19 H. Foley? Nah, it's good.
35:20 Speaker 02 I don't know about the flavor, though.
35:21 H. Foley? And then I would take them...
35:22 Speaker 01 Oh, I'm sorry, who am I, who are you all the fucking time? What are you doing?
35:26 H. Foley? Mr. Too Good For Mayonnaise On Matchpotatoes.
35:28 Speaker 02 First of all...
35:29 Speaker 01 Okay, I started...
35:30 Speaker 02 I do it! I also do it! I'm just talking about the way to do it.
35:35 Speaker 01 I was about, I was about to apologize to you.
35:37 Speaker 02 I microwave nachos, I'm not above microwaving nachos.
35:40 Speaker 01 This is my goddamn show, stop, bros.
35:44 H. Foley? You a sour cream guy?
35:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, Greek yogurt.
35:47 H. Foley? Greek yogurt?
35:48 Speaker 02 But before we had Greek yogurt, before Greek yogurt was readily available in America, we made do with sour cream.
35:54 Speaker 01 What's the difference?
35:55 H. Foley? Wait, hold on a second. So you're telling me if you want a baked potato when Greek yogurt was readily available in that state, you'd put a dollop of Greek yogurt on there instead of sour cream?
36:02 Speaker 02 Yes, I would.
36:03 H. Foley? I can't do it mentally. I think-
36:05 Speaker 02 I mean, if you even want to be, if you want to be like indulgent, try the full fat Greek yogurt. It's better than sour cream. And then if you want to be, you can actually have a sort of healthy meal with zero fat Greek yogurt, and it's got, and it tastes pretty much like sour cream.
36:20 H. Foley? See, my brain with yogurt goes sweet. I'd be, I'd be putting granola on there.
36:24 Speaker 02 No, it's, it's very possible to not do that.
36:27 H. Foley? I'm using Bannon strawberry.
36:29 Speaker 01 Strawberry banana? Got a Go-Gurt?
36:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's like, again, a child's way of thinking. It's just like, well, the yogurt's sweet.
36:36 Speaker 01 Well, I didn't know they were, yeah, I didn't know they were interchangeable. Then we were at your wedding and I ordered, uh, the like breakfast bowl or whatever it was. And I asked for extra sour cream and she's like, sir, there is no sour cream in there. And I was like, I had it yesterday, lady. There's fucking sour cream in it. I was like, the white stuff. She's like, that's Greek yogurt.
36:53 H. Foley? Oh, and your chili chilies?
36:54 Speaker 01 Yeah, and I said, alright, well, hit me with a double dose of the yogi.
36:58 Speaker 02 Well, let me, let's tell you, we, you know, Greek food, tzatziki, our white sauce. What the fuck do you think that is?
37:04 Speaker 01 I don't know. I don't think.
37:06 Speaker 02 Greek yogurt, boys.
37:07 Speaker 01 I'm in.
37:07 Speaker 02 There we go.
37:08 Speaker 01 Yeah.
37:09 H. Foley? They put a little bit of garlic in there, though.
37:10 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course.
37:11 H. Foley? Taverna cake light is does. Their fucking tzatziki's so good.
37:14 Speaker 02 It's pretty good.
37:15 H. Foley? They shred the cucumbers.
37:16 Speaker 02 You gotta shred the cucumber. Little, well, I don't want to shit on them. I love the, I love that restaurant, but-
37:21 Speaker 01 Do they know you when you go in there?
37:23 Speaker 02 I mean, a, a couple, if I get the right waiters, yeah.
37:26 Speaker 01 Yeah.
37:27 Speaker 02 But I'm, you know.
37:27 Speaker 01 You're not, it's not like, they're not coming, it's not like-
37:30 Speaker 02 I don't go, I think if I went more maybe, just because it's like, any Greek people, anyone who's even so, even a little famous in Greek-
37:38 Speaker 01 They love you.
37:39 Speaker 02 They'll fucking, yeah, they'll pile on.
37:40 H. Foley? They got a couple of hitters out there, dudes you'd never heard of, like Greek singers, like the old guys.
37:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that dude.
37:45 H. Foley? They look like Frank Vincent.
37:46 Speaker 02 It's fucking awesome.
37:47 H. Foley? Yeah, they're like 25 years old.
37:48 Speaker 02 I'll go to Bodega in Astoria and see a poster for a guy that was like selling out arenas in Athens 10 years ago.
37:54 H. Foley? Yeah.
37:54 Speaker 02 And he's playing like, you know, still kind of big shows, they're like thousands-
37:57 Speaker 01 Doing like Q E D or whatever?
37:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'll be like, holy shit, this is, this is like who I grew up, my parents were playing this music. And this guy's like, you know, three blocks from my fucking apartment.
38:06 Speaker 01 They wheel him out like Frankie Valli. Shout out to Frankie Valley.
38:11 H. Foley? Still taking the checks.
38:12 Speaker 01 My god.
38:13 H. Foley? He's not putting ketchup on mashed potatoes.
38:15 Speaker 02 No, no, no. He's not chewing anything.
38:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, he's eating through a bag, dude.
38:21 Speaker 01 That guy's, man.
38:22 H. Foley? He's got two Duracells up his ass.
38:24 Speaker 01 Also, like, I respect-
38:25 H. Foley? Let the man retire.
38:27 Speaker 02 Okay, ketchup and mashed potatoes does sound like a thing you put in a bag.
38:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's-
38:30 Speaker 02 It sounds like-
38:31 Speaker 01 It liquef- It would liquefy too much, I feel.
38:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, your grandpa can't, you know, he has esophageal cancer.
38:38 Speaker 01 Sure.
38:38 Speaker 02 He can't swallow anymore.
38:40 Speaker 01 It's Thanksgiving.
38:41 Speaker 02 It's Thanksgiving, he's like, alright, let's give him a little treat. Let's microwave ketchup and fucking mashed potatoes and pour it down his gullet.
38:48 H. Foley? A little turkey smoothie for Papa? Get out of here.
38:53 Speaker 01 Uh, alright, let's see here. This one's just funny. This is from Cody, $10 Buffoon. You ever watch a YouTube tutorial on how to count cards while you're flying to Vegas?
39:04 H. Foley? Talk about Plan B.
39:05 Speaker 01 Talk about just needing a chip and a chair, dude. Just like, one less swing at it. Um, I love that shit.
39:11 Speaker 02 I have done, I have done the, there's apps that tell you like, how you should play blackjack.
39:16 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
39:17 Speaker 02 And I've done that. I've played, I'm like, you know what, dude, by the time I get off this fucking flight-
39:21 Speaker 01 I'm gonna be tight, yeah.
39:21 Speaker 02 I'm gonna know every move to make, I'm gonna, you know, and then you lose $400.
39:26 H. Foley? They always win!
39:27 Speaker 02 Instantly, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:28 H. Foley? How the fuck do they always win?
39:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:30 H. Foley? That dealer can't be that much better than you.
39:32 Speaker 01 It's not skill, it's numbers, idiot.
39:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:36 Speaker 01 It's statistics.
39:36 Speaker 02 That's awesome.
39:37 Speaker 01 That dealer-
39:38 Speaker 02 No, no, keep training, Foley, keep training, you'll get him.
39:40 H. Foley? They always get blackjack.
39:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's how the game is set up.
39:44 H. Foley? What do you mean?
39:45 Speaker 02 They don't, first of all, they don't always get blackjack.
39:47 Speaker 01 I genuinely love-
39:49 Speaker 02 A lot of times they do.
39:49 Speaker 01 You think it's their skill is coming into play.
39:51 H. Foley? It's not?
39:52 Speaker 01 No.
39:52 H. Foley? I thought that's how they got the job.
39:54 Speaker 02 Not-
39:56 Speaker 02 The Blackjack Combine.
39:59 Speaker 01 Hey buddy, how many times can you pull 20?
40:01 H. Foley? Wait, they don't, aren't they skilled card players?
40:04 Speaker 01 No.
40:04 Speaker 02 Not players, you dumbass dealers!
40:06 Speaker 01 No, most of them are-
40:06 Speaker 02 What are you saying?
40:07 Speaker 01 Most of them are drug addicts.
40:09 H. Foley? I thought you, I thought you were a really good card player, and then they hired you.
40:13 Speaker 01 To what, make minimum wage? That doesn't make any sense.
40:15 H. Foley? No?
40:16 Speaker 01 Why wouldn't you just be a good card player on your own?
40:18 Speaker 02 You think they keep the money?
40:19 H. Foley? No, I don't think they keep the money. I mean, they get bonuses or something like that.
40:24 Speaker 01 They really break you up.
40:25 Speaker 02 If they win?
40:25 Speaker 01 They really bust you down.
40:26 H. Foley? Wait, so why, why is it in their advantage, then?
40:29 Speaker 01 What do you mean?
40:30 Speaker 02 Cause the whole-
40:31 Speaker 01 You're playing your-
40:31 Speaker 02 That's what a casino is.
40:33 Speaker 01 You're playing against, you're trying to beat them.
40:36 H. Foley? Yes.
40:36 Speaker 01 So you make the moves and if you bust, they still take your money, even if they bust.
40:41 H. Foley? Wow.
40:41 Speaker 01 You see what I mean?
40:42 H. Foley? Yeah, no, I got you on that.
40:42 Speaker 01 Like, you're trying to be, you're actively trying to beat them.
40:45 H. Foley? I just feel like-
40:46 Speaker 01 They're operating under a set of standard rules.
40:48 H. Foley? I just feel like more often than not-
40:49 Speaker 01 And you are an idiot.
40:50 H. Foley? They hit blackjack.
40:51 Speaker 02 Thinking dealers got the job because they win blackjack.
40:55 Speaker 01 You think some guy was just really good at like Caribbean stud and they were like, alright, you're the guy?
40:59 H. Foley? Well, not even, even the, even the poker dealers, they're not good?
41:02 Speaker 01 They're not, but you don't play the poker dealers.
41:04 H. Foley? Oh, you don't? No. I don't play poker.
41:07 Speaker 01 Okay, nevermind, that's why you're wrong on that.
41:08 H. Foley? I'm a roulette man.
41:10 Speaker 02 Uh, a true game of skill.
41:14 Speaker 02 Foley's on like, a website that's like, uh, roulette, ru- like roulette fucking practice range of precious space.
41:21 Speaker 01 Black, black, black.
41:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, ah, fuck dude, I gotta get better at this.
41:24 Speaker 01 Always go double zero.
41:25 Speaker 02 I gotta think red more, harder.
41:28 Speaker 01 Red, red, red, red, red. He's dressed in all red.
41:30 Speaker 02 Simulator was the word I couldn't come up with.
41:32 H. Foley? I was on a-
41:33 Speaker 02 Roulette simulator.
41:34 Speaker 01 I got you though.
41:36 H. Foley? It's like the driving one, I'm in there?
41:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:40 Speaker 02 Most people have like a fucking flight simulator. Foley's got a fake roulette wheel in his house.
41:45 H. Foley? Screwdriver in front of me. Some trashy waitress coming up. What can I get you? What can I get you?
41:52 Speaker 02 Ah, fuck.
41:54 H. Foley? Kev, this is Shopify.
41:55 Speaker 01 Shopify, Shopify, Shopify.
41:57 H. Foley? If you're not using Shopify for your online store, you might as-
42:01 Speaker 01 Your online store.
42:02 H. Foley? You might, you might as well be working in Deadwood.
42:04 Speaker 01 Ah, you should be on your-
42:05 H. Foley? At a general store in, uh, Red Dam Redemption.
42:07 Speaker 01 You're in the Stone Age.
42:08 H. Foley? In the Stone Age, you're painting on caves. Do yourself a favor, you got a lot, listen, we got a lot of hustlers out there. A lot of hustlers, a lot of small businessmen, small business women.
42:17 Speaker 01 Lot of side projects.
42:18 H. Foley? Lot of side projects, a lot of startups. Do yourself a favor, get over to Shopify, best checkout in the game, it's gonna make it.
42:24 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm, uh, so start 2025, right? If you're thinking, how am I gonna make this year different? If you got an idea, you're a craftsman, you're a woodworker, you're a something.
42:34 H. Foley? Baker.
42:34 Speaker 01 This is the year. Take a shot at it. It's easy with Shopify to set you up and start selling your goods online. We are a Shopify company.
42:42 H. Foley? Family.
42:42 Speaker 01 We've been using Shopify for years at this point.
42:45 H. Foley? Moving merch.
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42:56 H. Foley? Thank God.
42:57 Speaker 01 Our crowd is blue collar. They ain't no IT.
43:00 H. Foley? Not about zeros and ones.
43:01 Speaker 01 Yeah, you guys aren't no geek squad out there.
43:03 H. Foley? About heaters and beers.
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43:24 H. Foley? Do it.
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44:51 H. Foley? Back to the show.
44:53 Speaker 01 Are you a gambler at all or no?
44:54 Speaker 02 Not really.
44:55 Speaker 01 No.
44:56 Speaker 02 I, I gambled a little bit. I just, I don't, I just don't like the way it does feel. Like, I feel that like, I get, I get hooked almost instantly.
45:07 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's great. That's the adrenaline, yeah.
45:09 Speaker 02 I gotta keep going. I gotta get this back, you know? Or even sports gambling, like, it's a little fun in theory, but to put a little something on a game, but it's like...
45:17 Speaker 01 You start chasing it, it's tough.
45:18 Speaker 02 You start chasing it, and it's like, I have enough money that I could lose. Like, I used to gamble a little bit when I was a kid, like, you know, my frie- I had, I was friends with kids who just ended up being gamble, gambling addicts.
45:29 Speaker 01 Me too, yeah, professional, and I had like, they were professional gamblers.
45:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, I had a frie- a kid who like, played cards for a while, like another kid who just...
45:34 Speaker 01 They always busted out, but yeah.
45:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, another kid who like, lost a shit ton of fucking money. But because of that, I, as a 14-year-old, I had access to people with bookies.
45:42 Speaker 01 Sure.
45:42 Speaker 02 So we would put in like, you know, $20 bets on like, the Packers in like, Monday Night Football, just to make it fun or whatever, you know? But, I, and then we would play Texas Hold'em at that kid's house, whatever, but no, I can't, I can't gamble.
45:56 H. Foley? I hate it when that stuff got really popular. I was at the, like, I was just old enough where I hated it, and like, all kids my age, like, really got into Texas Hold'em, and they would show up to parties with their own chips.
46:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
46:08 Speaker 01 Steal all the girls, fucking bork.
46:11 Speaker 02 With like, those fucking mirrored glasses.
46:13 Speaker 01 With the dinosaurs on them.
46:15 H. Foley? Hood up and headphones on?
46:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, it's like, chill the fuck out.
46:18 H. Foley? It's goddamn christening, what are you doing?
46:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not fucking...
46:20 H. Foley? Yeah.
46:21 Speaker 02 Ah, man. You're not Chris Moneymaker.
46:23 Speaker 01 Chris Moneymaker.
46:24 Speaker 02 You're not fucking...
46:25 Speaker 01 Doyle Brunson, you're not Phil Ivey, you're not Scotty Win. I totally wasn't one of those guys.
46:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:32 Speaker 01 Ah, we were big, yeah, I mean, we were big poker players. That hit in high school for us, and it was like, we just became...
46:36 H. Foley? High school, I'll give you.
46:37 Speaker 01 We were degener- we just liked gambling, and it was like, I had probably, I used to make, I used to work at an, at an Acme, uh, bagging groceries, I probably made like, 150 bucks a week. We would take that money, we'd pick up our checks on Friday, and then just gamble that money immediately. Whether in cards or, or sports, and it would be like, I'd, I'd bet 100 bucks when I had 150.
46:59 Speaker 02 Right.
46:59 Speaker 01 And like, that, so I'm addicted to that, of like, I could go broke.
47:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:03 Speaker 01 And for me to do that now, it would be just too, way too irresponsible, and I'm like, I can't do that.
47:08 H. Foley? You have, he has, he's, I've learned everything about playing cards from Kippy.
47:12 Speaker 01 That hooked me, you just thought you were, the dealers were good poker players.
47:15 H. Foley? I've learned...
47:16 Speaker 01 Don't, don't connect me to you.
47:17 Speaker 02 You're a professor.
47:19 H. Foley? My mentor.
47:21 H. Foley? Kevin Black Widow Ryan.
47:25 H. Foley? Shot me, taught me how to shoot nine ball.
47:29 H. Foley? How to play the gimp and then coming and us.
47:33 Speaker 01 That Kippy breakout Lucille.
47:36 H. Foley? Taught me how to cross my one eye, so I look stupid. No, he has a good thing about, uh, if you win, like say you win something, you take a little, you take.
47:46 Speaker 01 That's, that's mature Kevin now. That's like if you're playing roulette. And let's just say you hit a number and you add whatever, five bucks on it and you, you win. They give you a black chip or like a, whatever.
47:56 H. Foley? Yeah.
47:57 Speaker 01 A colored chip that you're not playing with, that goes in your pocket.
48:00 H. Foley? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:00 Speaker 01 That's like.
48:01 H. Foley? The bank Kippy calls it.
48:02 Speaker 01 The bank, put it in the bank.
48:03 Speaker 02 Stay even and then everything's fun.
48:04 Speaker 01 And then everything's fun. And then it's like, oh, if, if you go on a heater and you're like, I got 500 bucks in my pocket. Oh, let's get the fuck out of here and go get a fucking mashed potatoes and ketchup.
48:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
48:14 Speaker 01 Go get a baseball steak.
48:15 Speaker 02 I mean, fucking, I, the way they also have, um, slot machines now. It really is like, like, it's like designed to trick you into just being like.
48:26 Speaker 01 Oh, it's 100%.
48:28 H. Foley? I don't understand what the fuck is going on with those things.
48:31 Speaker 02 But it feels like a video game and that's the thing that like, it got me like an old guy.
48:35 H. Foley? Yeah.
48:35 Speaker 02 Where I was in Vegas, I, yeah, I hadn't been to Vegas, you know, for, until I was like in, I mean, pretty recently, like when I toured there, maybe four years ago, five years ago. And I went and it just totally, slot machines got me like an old guy. And it's kind of fun. You're just like, mindless, someone brings you drinks.
48:53 Speaker 01 You're like a gerbil licking like the, the.
48:56 H. Foley? Well, they, they suck you in and everything's corrupted. Wheel of Fortune is corrupted at the fucking casinos. Well, where does the line stop?
49:04 Speaker 01 What are you talking about?
49:05 H. Foley? They have Wheel of Fortune games.
49:06 Speaker 01 So why is that corrupted?
49:08 H. Foley? Cause that's a wholesome family show.
49:09 Speaker 02 Right, right, right.
49:10 H. Foley? They're taking your mortgage payment.
49:11 Speaker 02 I will say gambling.
49:12 Speaker 01 That horse walking around in all kind of fucking scantily clad outfits. That was my first, that was my first boner as a kid.
49:18 H. Foley? Dare you.
49:19 Speaker 02 Come on, Vanna White, just cause she showed a little cleavage, show a little fuck.
49:22 H. Foley? Yeah, show a little respect, will ya?
49:24 Speaker 02 Saudi Arabia, she's got a cover up for you?
49:26 Speaker 01 Oh, I'm sorry, crackhors.com. All of a sudden you're on your high horse.
49:29 Speaker 02 And you know what? I would love to see those women rehabilitated and flipping fucking.
49:33 Speaker 01 Flipping, flipping letters.
49:34 Speaker 02 Flipping letters at a local, cause that's how Vanna White got her job, right? She was the best at flipping letters. There was local.
49:40 Speaker 01 Local, regional.
49:41 Speaker 02 Regional games of fucking, of, uh, Wheel of Fortune. I think, by the way, so what's his face retired?
49:49 H. Foley? Say Jack.
49:50 Speaker 02 Why the fuck isn't Vanna White hosting the fucking show?
49:52 H. Foley? I don't know. I thought the same thing.
49:53 Speaker 02 That's crazy. She's been in the number two chair the whole time.
49:57 H. Foley? I don't get it.
49:58 Speaker 02 Let her be the host.
49:59 Speaker 01 Who's doing it now?
50:00 H. Foley? Seacrest, I think.
50:01 Speaker 02 Get the fuck Seacrest.
50:02 Speaker 01 That guy got another fuckin' job?
50:03 Speaker 02 Fuck Seacrest. Vanna White should have that, and there should be a fucking nice piece of ass flipping.
50:08 Speaker 01 Guy.
50:09 Speaker 02 A guy.
50:10 Speaker 01 A hot dude.
50:10 Speaker 02 Show a little cock bullish.
50:12 H. Foley? I like that. I don't get it either.
50:14 Speaker 02 It's fucked up. What happened to progress in this country?
50:16 H. Foley? You're not wrong.
50:17 Speaker 02 You know what I mean?
50:18 H. Foley? I read Say Jack wants to come back. That's what I heard.
50:21 Speaker 02 Oh, interesting.
50:21 Speaker 01 Where'd you read that? Page six?
50:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, this is the news Hofoli keeps up with.
50:26 H. Foley? I don't like that. I don't like that Ken Jennings either.
50:28 Speaker 02 I heard they're doing a-
50:29 H. Foley? I hear you smell Alex Trebek.
50:31 Speaker 01 They're doing a Hogan's Heroes reboot. It's in the works.
50:34 H. Foley? I'd be all over that. Where do I audition?
50:39 Speaker 01 Alright, let's see here. This one's from Aiden. Are you garbage if you combine cold brew and Dr. Pepper? I saw someone do this at a Panera Bread one time, added a little creamer, and wowee.
50:50 Speaker 02 Creamer?
50:51 Speaker 01 If you think about it, it probably makes sense. It adds a little carbonation, it's sweet, it's got a little bit of a bite to it. Ahhh, I'm right there on it.
51:00 H. Foley? I don't mind-
51:01 Speaker 01 I can see it.
51:02 H. Foley? I don't mind the cream, okay? A Dr. Pepper and cream might be alright.
51:06 Speaker 02 Okay, that's- you're so wrong. That is so easily the trashiest part. Putting cream in soda is unequivocally the most fucked up part of that thing.
51:17 H. Foley? They used to do it on Laverne and Shirley all the time.
51:19 Speaker 01 Hey, pop pop.
51:20 Speaker 02 I mean, Jesus Christ, with these references, Foley, for Christ's sake.
51:23 Speaker 01 It's like it's a bit-
51:25 Speaker 02 Laverne, and he wasn't kidding. That's the best part.
51:28 H. Foley? She did, milk and Pepsi. Oh, I'm sorry, you don't like Penny Marshall? I'm an asshole? You don't like Penny Marshall?
51:35 Speaker 02 I like Penny Marshall fine.
51:37 Speaker 01 Why? And they did it on Hamlet all the time.
51:39 Speaker 02 They used to feed Mr. Ed Coke and cream. That's how they got the fucking horse to talk. They'd rub his fucking gums with milk and fucking, uh, Dr. Pepper.
51:48 Speaker 01 That's what we do to Foley. This is all dumb. I just put peanut butter in his mouth.
51:53 H. Foley? Mr. Ed was too racy for me.
51:56 Speaker 01 A horse talking? Okay.
51:59 H. Foley? I'm not an idiot.
52:02 H. Foley? I'm more of a Mork and Mindy guy.
52:03 Speaker 02 I don't think this is real, watching Mr. Ed.
52:07 Speaker 01 Boo, you're booing it.
52:07 H. Foley? Still holding grudges.
52:11 Speaker 01 What has the world come to?
52:13 H. Foley? Big trend now, though, is putting pickle juice and pickles in Dr. Pepper and soda and stuff like that.
52:19 Speaker 02 I'm against that also.
52:20 Speaker 01 That's TikTok shit, no?
52:21 Speaker 02 But, so...
52:22 H. Foley? Dua Lipa does it.
52:24 Speaker 01 Right? She's the only person, I know.
52:26 H. Foley? Hot broad.
52:26 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, she is, she is very hot.
52:28 H. Foley? Talented.
52:29 Speaker 02 Very talented, some bangers. Um, I, you know, I'll throw Dua Lipa on and do some lat pulldowns in the gym, you know what I'm saying?
52:36 Speaker 01 Sure.
52:37 Speaker 02 It's upbeat, I also think I'm impressing a hot woman, it's, you know what I mean?
52:40 Speaker 01 You're like, oh, look, I'm an ally, I like your music.
52:43 Speaker 02 High BPM, you know, I'm like, maybe she, you know, maybe a sexy girl that kinda looks like Dua Lipa, might see my fucking bum, maybe she sucks me off. Just whatever it takes to get through that set, but... Let's get back to the matter at hand.
52:55 H. Foley? More Green Acres talk.
52:58 Speaker 02 I'd love to adjudicate whether this is trash or not, and the milk is really the tough part for me, because I, because here's what's...
53:05 Speaker 01 So you're okay with the combo?
53:07 Speaker 02 Well, here's what I'm saying, what's classy is, you see this a lot in fancy coffee shops? Is a, uh, a espresso in like, a, a fucking, um...
53:18 H. Foley? Ice cream?
53:19 Speaker 02 Seltzer, no. No, that's, you know, that's also, but you know, that's, you're on to something there.
53:23 H. Foley? Alfa Gato.
53:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, they do that, delicious.
53:25 Speaker 02 I forgot to get my dick sucked.
53:28 H. Foley? That was the tracksuit talking. It's like a symbiote.
53:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, I can't help, I can't help it, but, um, so that's, you know, Alfa Gato, classy.
53:37 H. Foley? Very.
53:38 Speaker 02 Seltzer with, with, uh...
53:41 Speaker 01 An espresso.
53:41 Speaker 02 Espresso, classy.
53:42 H. Foley? Classy.
53:43 Speaker 02 I've tried it, not my cup of tea.
53:44 Speaker 01 Are they doing that?
53:45 H. Foley? Yeah, they're doing that.
53:46 Speaker 01 Okay.
53:46 Speaker 02 Definitely, definitely. The soda, why it's a little fucked up is how sweet the soda is.
53:54 H. Foley? Sure.
53:55 Speaker 02 You know what I mean? Like, I'm not opposed to, because a soda is merely seltzer with some sugar, but it's so much sugar, and the flavor is so, it's Dr. Pepper, which is trash coated, you know what I mean?
54:09 Speaker 01 Sure, it ain't classy.
54:10 Speaker 02 Um...
54:10 H. Foley? It's great, though.
54:11 Speaker 02 I have to, I have to, I have to land on trashy, unfortunately.
54:15 H. Foley? Okay.
54:15 Speaker 02 And maybe this is me being a, you know...
54:17 Speaker 01 Listen, I agree with you, anytime you're combining that kind of stuff that's not...
54:21 H. Foley? Ultra-processed foods.
54:23 Speaker 01 If you're combining stuff on your own and the restaurant's not doing it... I gotta, I, I, I, you're trash right away.
54:29 Speaker 02 I was, I think, I don't, I was in Europe actually, I don't know, I was in London maybe, or even, maybe this was in Greece. And, I'm very good.
54:36 H. Foley? So are I mate.
54:38 Speaker 02 I swear to God, they, I think they had coffee Coke. Where it was Coke with coffee.
54:43 Speaker 01 Yeah, we have that.
54:44 Speaker 02 And I had to try it, and it was pretty good, but there's no way that's classy.
54:48 H. Foley? What about a Manhattan Special? You ever had one of those?
54:50 Speaker 02 No, those are pretty good.
54:50 Speaker 01 What's that?
54:51 H. Foley? It's like this Italian.
54:53 Speaker 02 It's a coffee flavored, it's an espresso flavored soda.
54:55 H. Foley? Yes.
54:56 Speaker 02 But there, they gotta put sugar, that thing's brutal.
54:59 H. Foley? That'll fucking wicked.
55:00 Speaker 02 It doesn't have enough sugar for you?
55:02 H. Foley? There, there's no sugar in it, I don't think.
55:03 Speaker 02 There is definitely sugar.
55:04 H. Foley? Is there?
55:04 Speaker 02 They have a diet version of it.
55:06 H. Foley? Oh.
55:07 Speaker 02 If there's a diet, what would the diet be?
55:09 H. Foley? The one I had.
55:10 Speaker 02 It's definitely sweet as fuck, actually.
55:11 H. Foley? Is it? I just remember tasting like such black coffee, I couldn't drink it. Think I had like.
55:16 Speaker 01 Spit it out at the barista.
55:18 Speaker 02 Fully, this is the same soda I had, it was just a fully sugar soda.
55:22 Speaker 01 He's on a different scale, dude.
55:23 H. Foley? It's in that little bottle, it's in the little, it says Manhattan Special on it, yeah.
55:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's got like a lady on it.
55:27 H. Foley? Yes.
55:27 Speaker 02 Yeah, dude, it's a fucking, it's a.
55:29 Speaker 01 What do you got, what do you?
55:30 Speaker 02 Thirty-seven grams.
55:34 H. Foley? I gotta get my glucose jacket.
55:37 Speaker 01 Jesus Christ.
55:40 Speaker 02 That's insane.
55:41 H. Foley? What?
55:41 Speaker 02 That's fucking nuts.
55:42 H. Foley? I probably had the diet one.
55:43 Speaker 02 It was, no, that's also sweet. Diet Coke is not not sweet.
55:48 H. Foley? You're goddamn right.
55:50 Speaker 02 That's fucking great, dude.
55:52 H. Foley? You know what, you wanna talk about classy?
55:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:54 H. Foley? Ready? I think this is a Dua Lipa again.
55:56 Speaker 02 I'm listening.
55:56 H. Foley? Vanilla ice cream, olive oil, a little sea salt on top.
56:00 Speaker 01 Oh, that's Italian shit, yeah.
56:01 Speaker 02 I'll give, I'll give you that.
56:02 H. Foley? And a pickle.
56:05 Speaker 02 You're losing me.
56:05 Speaker 01 Couple apple dimes.
56:06 H. Foley? Little ketchup.
56:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, the simp, I think the simpler you go with something, the easier it is to make it classy.
56:11 H. Foley? I agree.
56:12 Speaker 01 Well, that's what, yeah, I mean, anytime there's manufacture, you're adding manufactured flavors or something, you're losing the... I mean, it gets better taste-wise, it's good or whatever, but it ain't classy. It, in theory, that is the, why they're doing it, you know what I mean?
56:29 Speaker 02 Sure.
56:29 Speaker 01 You know, but hey, it is what it is. Uh, alright, let's see. I've never thought of this. This is from Kristen. "Is it garbage to throw away a beer can in the bathroom trash can? It just never feels right when you do it."
56:41 H. Foley? That's like you're hiding something.
56:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's just like toilet paper, a toilet roll, and then like a fucking Miller Lite can. It don't feel right.
56:48 H. Foley? Yeah, that's got a cigarette button in it for sure.
56:50 Speaker 02 Well, some of these are like, there's no way it's classy. Some of these are like, is it?
56:54 Speaker 01 Well, is it neutral?
56:54 Speaker 02 Is it neutral?
56:55 Speaker 01 Is it neutral? No one's asking, is it classy?
56:57 H. Foley? What if you have a reci- what if you have a recycling bin in the bathroom?
57:00 Speaker 01 You got problems.
57:01 Speaker 02 If that's where your main recycling is, that's crazy.
57:04 Speaker 01 Then you got issues.
57:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, I would say it's-
57:06 H. Foley? For your empty bean cans.
57:09 Speaker 01 Refried, put them in the microwave first. Cause they're not gonna heat as quick as the chip.
57:12 Speaker 02 They're not gonna heat as evenly. I would say it's not classy because you have completely taken the possibility of recycling out of the picture.
57:21 Speaker 01 Wow, okay.
57:22 Speaker 02 And later, it's a-
57:22 Speaker 01 That's not, that doesn't bother me.
57:23 H. Foley? I'm not, I'm not great with it.
57:25 Speaker 02 But with recycling?
57:26 H. Foley? No, I'm not great.
57:27 Speaker 02 Cans?
57:28 H. Foley? No.
57:28 Speaker 02 Aluminum cans, it's the easiest thing in the world.
57:29 Speaker 01 I'm pretty goo- I'm good with, but I'm not going out of my way.
57:31 H. Foley? In the home. If the recycling thing's full, it's going right in the trash.
57:35 Speaker 01 Throwing it out the window.
57:36 H. Foley? I'll be honest with you, I'm sorry. I apologize. I got issues.
57:40 Speaker 02 Maybe, look, maybe for plastic, cause I don't think they really even recycle plastic.
57:43 Speaker 01 I don't think they do anything anymore.
57:45 Speaker 02 But cans is the mo- is the actu- like, it's easy to actually recycle.
57:48 H. Foley? What are they doing with that? We're not in war. They're not making tanks out of that shit.
57:52 Speaker 02 I know, they're making other cans.
57:53 H. Foley? They burn it all anyway, don't they?
57:54 Speaker 02 I don't think they- look, most of the stuff, I think they are lying to us about recycling.
57:58 Speaker 01 A hundred percent. I've seen them pull up and throw all this shit into the same, in the same truck and keep it moving.
58:02 Speaker 02 Alright, fuck it, I don't give a fuck. You're right, you got me. You won me over, fucking throw it all, set it on fire and you're- Get yourself an oil, your own, turn your garbage can in your bathroom on fire. For all I give a fuck, I don't care.
58:14 H. Foley? Recycle it yourself!
58:16 Speaker 01 Just crack a window. Those fumes will get ya.
58:19 H. Foley? Oh yeah, aluminum can fumes? I don't fuck that up. I know that firsthand.
58:25 Speaker 01 Alright, let's see here. This was from Zach. "Faithful Navy Federal member, is it-
58:30 H. Foley? There you go.
58:30 Speaker 01 Is it garbage to not acknowledge that during Christmas, your dad didn't wear his toupee for the first time in 40 years? All the kids kept asking Uncle Don, where did your hair go?" That's a strong move. I respect finally letting it go.
58:44 H. Foley? Yeah.
58:45 Speaker 01 And just go and I'm not saying shit, well, I'm just gonna, or yeah, I feel you gotta walk in and go, guys, I'm not wearing it.
58:51 H. Foley? A toupee in 2025 is wild.
58:55 Speaker 02 Especially if it's an old fashioned one, because I do feel like toupee technology.
58:59 Speaker 01 I mean.
58:59 H. Foley? Oh, I'll give you that.
58:59 Speaker 02 You see those lady, you know, those, like, it's again, it's like a TikTok thing where it's like, they basically glue the shit on it.
59:05 H. Foley? Yeah.
59:05 Speaker 02 And the guy looks kinda good.
59:06 Speaker 01 Yeah.
59:07 Speaker 02 But if you're wearing the old fashioned, like.
59:09 H. Foley? Where you can tell the hair, it looks like there's a squirrel on you.
59:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
59:12 H. Foley? Yeah, it's brutal.
59:13 Speaker 02 Now, what's the question, is what garbage here?
59:16 Speaker 01 Is it garbage that I guess just not acknowledge, like, just, uh, the family, it's more family dynamics behavior if you're all sitting at Christmas dinner. Some guy who's been wearing a wig for 40 years isn't wearing it.
59:27 Speaker 02 See, to me, this feels like.
59:28 Speaker 01 Do you have the?
59:29 H. Foley? I think it's, I think it's a brave move on his part.
59:31 Speaker 01 Of course, and I respect them for doing it, but I think it's a dysfunctional family for them to just fucking look down at your plate and go, hey, what's new, Uncle Steve?
59:38 Speaker 02 Right. This isn't really a garbage thing. This is like a, does your family communicate thing? This isn't really about your, I mean, we can probably say this.
59:45 H. Foley? Welcome back to Are You Repressed?
59:46 Speaker 02 It's garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But.
59:49 Speaker 01 There was ketchup and mashed potatoes on the table, I can guarantee you that.
59:53 Speaker 02 Uh, yeah, I think you gotta be like, it's off, the toupee's off.
59:57 Speaker 01 You gotta make an announcement.
59:58 H. Foley? Hey, Uncle Bob, you look great.
59:59 Speaker 02 Or be like, I got a haircut. That'd be funny.
1:00:02 Speaker 01 Took a lot off the top.
1:00:03 Speaker 02 I trimmed my hair a little bit.
1:00:05 H. Foley? I'm never going back to that, super cuts.
1:00:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:08 H. Foley? We had a teacher do that in high school. He wore a toupee for his entire career. He'd probably be there for 20 years. Came back from Christmas break, he stood out in front of his classroom while everybody came in, the, after every period, he went out and stood in front.
1:00:22 Speaker 01 And owned it.
1:00:22 H. Foley? He was beet red.
1:00:24 Speaker 02 Mmm.
1:00:25 H. Foley? Beet red.
1:00:25 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
1:00:26 H. Foley? And just fucking, just dealt with it.
1:00:28 Speaker 01 It's like, yeah, get that off over the first day, second day, there's a couple of jokes, third day, it's like, somebody shit themselves, we're moving on.
1:00:34 Speaker 02 Well, there's that Tim Robinson sketch actually about this, the I Think You Should Leave where they, he's like, the premise of the sketches, uh, are you tired of wearing your toupee? And they hire a guy in a gorilla suit to like rip your.
1:00:47 Speaker 01 Your scalpel?
1:00:47 Speaker 02 And be like, oh no, the gorilla ripped my hair off, now I'm bald. Great sketch.
1:00:52 Speaker 01 That's.
1:00:52 Speaker 02 Check out I Think You Should Leave. You haven't already, folks.
1:00:56 H. Foley? That's a home run.
1:00:57 Speaker 01 That's great.
1:00:58 H. Foley? That guy don't miss, man.
1:00:59 Speaker 02 No, he's so fucking funny.
1:01:00 H. Foley? I recently got into Detroiters and I fucking love it.
1:01:02 Speaker 02 Detroiters is so fucking funny. Like, I-
1:01:05 H. Foley? Talking about beers too?
1:01:06 Speaker 01 Beers too?
1:01:07 Speaker 02 I know.
1:01:07 Speaker 01 You have twenty beers a week? Are you counting beers too?
1:01:10 Speaker 02 Do it. It's so fucking- that show is like- The one where I'm like, damn, it would be awesome. Cause like, seeing Tyers, I love being on it, but I love being this guy who has to be in like, half of the episodes.
1:01:20 Speaker 01 Sure.
1:01:20 Speaker 02 Shane is there every fucking day, like, you know, McKeever and fucking Steve, that's their, you know, their whole fucking lives for like, there's three months of shooting, plus the writing, that's a lot of work. And like, I love doing this, but it's like, you see Detroiters and like, you're like, damn, that show's so goo- they got their own thing going, like, it's just, they're so fucking funny. I'm like, it would be so fun to do like, a Baltimore-
1:01:43 Speaker 01 Version of that.
1:01:44 Speaker 02 Some kind of Baltimore version of that, but, too much fucking work.
1:01:47 H. Foley? I'll just be on, I'll just be on a good show where I don't have to do the heavy lifting.
1:01:51 Speaker 01 I'll just have someone else do all that shit. I come, I come in for two, three weeks, get my laughs, my, my craft services and get the fuck out of there.
1:01:57 Speaker 02 I'm already on a good show. Fuck it, I'm not gonna make one, who cares? Let that, yeah, fucking-
1:02:02 Speaker 01 Be advantageous and shit.
1:02:03 H. Foley? I love it.
1:02:04 Speaker 01 Uh, alright, let's see, we got time for a couple more, um, this was from Brendan, ten dollar homie here, never had one read, is it garbage at my family? Had our family Christmas party at a bowling alley, but no one bowled.
1:02:16 H. Foley? Yes.
1:02:17 Speaker 01 If you're just hanging at a bowling alley with your whole family-
1:02:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, that question.
1:02:21 H. Foley? Why wouldn't anyone bowl?
1:02:22 Speaker 02 That's crazy.
1:02:23 H. Foley? How good could the wings be?
1:02:26 Speaker 01 How cheap could the beers be?
1:02:28 H. Foley? That's nuts.
1:02:29 Speaker 02 That is crazy, dude.
1:02:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, I mean, maybe it's just for the space, and a lot of, I mean, we've been to like, smaller towns and, or whatever and stuff, and it's like, that could just be like, the affordable rental place.
1:02:38 Speaker 02 It's not, no town is so small that that's your social hall.
1:02:41 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:02:41 Speaker 02 Is it a fucking bowling alley?
1:02:43 H. Foley? There's a wedding going on next year.
1:02:44 Speaker 02 If you like bowling, I was about to be, I was getting ready to jump in and be like, you know what, what are we fucking, you know, judging these like, blue collar places that hang out? But it's like, it's fun, it's fun. I was about to be like, it's fun, your family loves bowling, have your fucking party.
1:03:00 H. Foley? Yeah, of course.
1:03:00 Speaker 02 But they didn't bowl?
1:03:01 Speaker 01 It's crazy.
1:03:02 H. Foley? It's nuts.
1:03:02 Speaker 02 You went there for the ambiance? You went to a bowling alley for, yeah, the fucking chicken tenders and the fucking shitty popcorn? That sucks.
1:03:10 H. Foley? I like the shoe smell.
1:03:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, the shoe, yeah, we put the shoes on, though.
1:03:14 H. Foley? That's even weirder. They all got the shoes on, sliding around.
1:03:20 H. Foley? That's nuts. Although I do notice a bowling alley in our hometown that has a lot of space like that.
1:03:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm telling you. I've done comedy clubs where like in like
1:03:32 Speaker 02 Liberty laughs.
1:03:33 Speaker 01 Upstate Pennsylvania where it's like that is it's in the strip mall. It's like that's the bar too where like people hang out.
1:03:40 Speaker 02 Again, that's all true, but it is garbage.
1:03:42 H. Foley? It is garbage.
1:03:43 Speaker 01 A hundred percent.
1:03:44 H. Foley? I'm all about it.
1:03:46 Speaker 01 A lot of the time in college, we would go there for the because it was like dollar beers or something like that. And it was like
1:03:50 H. Foley? Plus the chicks.
1:03:53 Speaker 01 Plus the toothless broads.
1:03:56 Speaker 01 I show up with a bag. There's no ball in it.
1:03:58 H. Foley? I've never met anybody.
1:04:00 Speaker 02 Bag full of mashed potatoes. Bring your own mashed potatoes.
1:04:05 Speaker 02 Eating, just spooning it out loose from the bag.
1:04:08 H. Foley? I've never met anybody that worked at a bowling alley that was that was
1:04:12 Speaker 01 On the up and up.
1:04:14 H. Foley? That was in a good mood. Put it that way.
1:04:17 Speaker 01 That ain't bad though. Uh, that's a tough one. I'm sure you yeah, find another haul next year or something.
1:04:22 Speaker 02 Or bowl.
1:04:23 H. Foley? Just fucking throw some balls. What are you doing? That's crazy.
1:04:28 Speaker 02 Discover another like a nice, you know, affordable alternative or discover a love of bowling. Those are your options to get out of trash.
1:04:36 H. Foley? I wouldn't be able to go to a bowling alley and not throw a couple.
1:04:39 Speaker 02 Of course.
1:04:39 H. Foley? Throw a couple.
1:04:40 Speaker 02 Throw a couple.
1:04:41 H. Foley? I mean, I get tired of it after like the first round, but I throw a couple.
1:04:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's
1:04:44 Speaker 01 I'm like seven frames.
1:04:46 Speaker 02 Is that no one bowled?
1:04:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:04:48 Speaker 02 It's there, but you just didn't do it.
1:04:49 Speaker 01 It's kind of like they all made a pact like when we got there.
1:04:51 H. Foley? Like they're too fucking good.
1:04:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:04:52 H. Foley? We're not like the other people. We don't bowl. Fuck out of here.
1:04:57 Speaker 01 Uh, all right, let's see here. This one's from KJ Peterman. Uh, is it ever okay to boo at a funeral? Dot, dot, dot.
1:05:04 Speaker 02 What the fuck?
1:05:05 Speaker 01 I was at a funeral and the priest mentioned what soccer team the dead person supported and someone booed. I could see that happening at an eagle at like a fill out of fun. Like, yeah, someone's like, ah, he loves the Dallas Cowboys. Someone would be like, go birds or something.
1:05:21 H. Foley? Fucking pussy. It's a goddamn grandfather.
1:05:24 Speaker 01 Whole family full of rats.
1:05:28 Speaker 02 You can't do that.
1:05:29 H. Foley? That's nuts. That's nuts.
1:05:31 Speaker 01 If you'd get a laugh, I'd go for it.
1:05:34 H. Foley? Boo.
1:05:34 Speaker 02 High risk, high reward though. That's the like, if it works, it's not trashy. And if it doesn't, it is trashy.
1:05:41 H. Foley? That guy definitely was not wearing a suit at that funeral. He was wearing jeans. Maybe some bad khakis.
1:05:50 Speaker 01 Set of boots on him.
1:05:51 H. Foley? Yeah. Set of tims.
1:05:53 Speaker 01 Unlace, unlaced red tims, which I saw Big Jay wearing a couple of weeks ago, which is crazy.
1:05:58 Speaker 02 Jay's the man for that.
1:05:59 Speaker 01 Shout out to Jay.
1:06:00 Speaker 02 For just being like, this is how I dress forever. It's 2003 forever.
1:06:06 H. Foley? I think he was, the last time he was here, I asked him, what does it take for you to not wear that? To not wear the Big Jay outfit?
1:06:14 Speaker 01 And he punched ya.
1:06:16 H. Foley? He said, he said a funeral, a wedding, that's about it.
1:06:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:06:20 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:06:20 Speaker 01 But even when he dresses up for a funeral, like I've seen pictures of him dressing up.
1:06:23 H. Foley? There's always a little bit of Big Jay in him.
1:06:24 Speaker 01 He dresses up like that guy who would be dressing up for a funeral.
1:06:28 H. Foley? Yeah.
1:06:28 Speaker 01 You know what I mean?
1:06:29 H. Foley? He's got his look.
1:06:30 Speaker 02 What are we talking, what is, what's the, what kind of suit?
1:06:33 H. Foley? What did he say?
1:06:34 Speaker 01 Pinstripe.
1:06:35 Speaker 03 Chain wallet, what? Chain wallet was still rocking.
1:06:37 Speaker 01 Chain was still, yeah, you gotta have ID on ya.
1:06:39 Speaker 02 Chain wallet.
1:06:40 Speaker 03 Black button down.
1:06:42 H. Foley? How you get a bolt if you don't have ID?
1:06:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:06:45 H. Foley? You can do.
1:06:46 Speaker 01 Alright, we gotta wrap it up, gang.
1:06:47 H. Foley? Stavi.
1:06:48 Speaker 02 Let's wrap it up, boys.
1:06:49 H. Foley? Congrats on everything.
1:06:50 Speaker 03 Yeah, man, thank you so much.
1:06:51 H. Foley? Brand new tour, Dreamboat Tour.
1:06:52 Speaker 02 Please check it out, guys. The Dreamboat Tour, we're going, I mean, all over the place, the west coast, we start in the west coast. Uh, we'll do, uh, you know, Phoenix, we'll go to the fucking south, parts of the Midwest, Chicago.
1:07:05 H. Foley? On the bus, baby.
1:07:06 Speaker 02 LA, on the bus.
1:07:06 H. Foley? Be a part of this.
1:07:08 Speaker 02 Doing Toronto, you know, we're doing like Vancouver, Toronto, we're hitting a couple, Canada, and then we're finishing off, uh, some stuff on the east coast, then the plan is to do more east coast stuff in the fall, but
1:07:21 Speaker 01 Gotcha.
1:07:21 Speaker 02 Please buy these tickets now, it's nothing that you've seen on either my YouTube special or the Netflix special.
1:07:27 H. Foley? It's a new hour?
1:07:28 Speaker 02 It's a new hour, uh, and it's gonna be a lot of fun, so.
1:07:31 H. Foley? I love it. We love you, buddy.
1:07:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, man.
1:07:32 H. Foley? Gang, check out the Dreamboat Tour, please go see Stavi on the road there. Kippee, what do you got for him?
1:07:37 Speaker 01 Uh, guys, we're announcing new dates very soon, in the next week or so, so get those tickets, uh, they're gonna be available at RUGarbage.com.
1:07:45 H. Foley? Stavi, we love ya.
1:07:46 Speaker 01 Yep.
1:07:46 H. Foley? Gang, we love ya. We'll see you next week. Peace.
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