Beer & Nachos w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. We're talking IPA's, Nachos and eating alone, it's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 20% Off Sitewide Mando: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code GARBAGE at shopmando.com Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

• 0:19H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:25Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:25H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're going to be classy.

• 0:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:30H. Foley?

  Or they're just a big old piece of trash.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:33H. Foley?

  I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toody's in the new addition. She's off to do a little volunteer work.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:40H. Foley?

  Over at the, uh, the day camp over there at the, at the local high school.

• 0:43Speaker 02

  All right.

• 0:43H. Foley?

  I told you, like, like, turning around.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's good for her.

• 0:47H. Foley?

  You know, confession.

• 0:48Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 0:48H. Foley?

  Church, seeing a therapist, exercising, eating right, trying to get back to the community. She's really, really, you know, making an effort.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Circle in the wagons.

• 0:56H. Foley?

  Yes, she is. And we love her for that.

• 0:58Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 0:59H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman. He's also a dad.

• 1:07Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:07H. Foley?

  A homeowner, a business owner, a staple of the community, the king of the burbs, some call him. I seen you down there at Home Depot.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  I done.

• 1:14H. Foley?

  They were probably throwing sausages at you from Roscoe's.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  Shout out, Rocco's.

• 1:18H. Foley?

  Roscoe's.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  Chicken, if somebody's got waffles on a brain.

• 1:21H. Foley?

  Woo, I'll be uptown if you need me. Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Okay, shout out to you as always. Make sure you, if you subscribe on iTunes.

• 1:28H. Foley?

  It's in LA.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  Full video available on YouTube, obviously, full video available over there on Spotify as well.

• 1:33H. Foley?

  Where are we at?

• 1:34Speaker 02

  Climbing through the charts.

• 1:35H. Foley?

  On the goddamn charts over there, like, actually on the charts. I'm not just talking about comedy podcasts, I'm talking about all podcasts in the regional United States.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  In the tri-state area. We're two fat idiots as hosts. Uh, and then obviously, the greatest website of all time. I don't have to tell the over 15,000 Patreon members.

• 1:55H. Foley?

  Shout out to the homies.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  Uh, www.patreon.com/areyougarbage. You go over there, get all that bonus content. If you sign up on a $10 level, you get two episodes. We get episode of, bonus episode of Hard Feelings, bo, uh, and then a episode of, uh, a bonus episode of AYG. And also, since we hit the 15,000.

• 2:11H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Mono, Imano, me verse Foley, paintball extravaganza.

• 2:17H. Foley?

  Finally.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  I got a feeling I know how this is.

• 2:19H. Foley?

  Finally.

• 2:20Speaker 02

  I know how this is gonna go.

• 2:23H. Foley?

  I know how it's gonna go too.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Fuck it. I'm gonna hit you with a fucking five gallon bucket of paint in the head.

• 2:27H. Foley?

  Cause I ain't coming back, baby.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  What?

• 2:29H. Foley?

  Nor do I mean to.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  You shoot yourself.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  You're just in the top of the bell tower. Fucking blow your brains out.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, check it out.

• 2:41H. Foley?

  Suicide vest, everybody.

• 2:44Speaker 02

  You take us out in the fucking, take us out in the gift shop?

• 2:48Speaker 02

  I'm at the snack bar.

• 2:49H. Foley?

  Hey, you guys gotta clean that shit up now.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Fucking ruined my hot dog.

• 2:54H. Foley?

  I assume there's some type of snack bar.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's how they answer. I don't think they're making, they make the money on the paint and the diesels.

• 3:00H. Foley?

  I can smell a diesel now.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 3:02H. Foley?

  Ain't had a diesel in a long time, to be honest with you.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:05H. Foley?

  Nice hot dog.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  Sure. Um, and then obviously, guys, uh, we are gearing up for our fall and winter tour. Tickets on sale now at RUGarbage.com. Starts at, what is that?

• 3:17H. Foley?

  The fall and winter.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  Okay. It starts, it starts out over there on the west coast.

• 3:23H. Foley?

  That's, isn't that crazy? Starting out on the west coast.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Get the long ones out. That's gonna be a long drive.

• 3:30H. Foley?

  Guess the man, I believe.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  Better leave now.

• 3:32H. Foley?

  Better not be an electric.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 3:33H. Foley?

  Uh, yeah, what is it? Portland, Seattle?

• 3:36Speaker 02

  San Fran. Two shows in SF. SF is the cool guy. Say, two shows in FS and we're doing a Brea Improv. That's a big room.

• 3:42H. Foley?

  Is the Brea first?

• 3:44Speaker 02

  Uh, no, Brea's last.

• 3:45H. Foley?

  Brea's last. So we're going San Fran.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  San Fran, Portland, Seattle, back down to La La Land.

• 3:50H. Foley?

  And then we're staying there for a little bit.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Couple days out there, dry out.

• 3:54H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  Haven't told the wife yet.

• 3:58H. Foley?

  Really?

• 3:58Speaker 02

  What? She hasn't seen the house we got. I know that much.

• 4:01H. Foley?

  Nice. Little place in the hills. I can fucking shut it down. This ain't some setup, is it? I'm not gonna have a fucking Happy Horizons or something like that. You guys are walking me.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  I mean, a goddamn palace, eh?

• 4:12H. Foley?

  They're taking my Snickers bars away from me.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Here's your shoelaces.

• 4:15H. Foley?

  What the fuck?

• 4:17H. Foley?

  Ryan D's gonna be right down the street in a hotel.

• 4:22H. Foley?

  That's how you would have whacked me, wouldn't you?

• 4:23Speaker 02

  What?

• 4:24H. Foley?

  Ryan D.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 4:25H. Foley?

  Italian.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  I'm gonna have to do it.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  Knows the guy.

• 4:30H. Foley?

  I like that. Yeah, man, it's gonna be fucking fun getting back out on the road.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  Boys are back, vibes are high, we are cooking.

• 4:35H. Foley?

  Fall and winter, I love it. Fucking big show in goddamn Philly.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Big show in fall.

• 4:40H. Foley?

  The Met.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  The Met.

• 4:41H. Foley?

  Hold on, Metropolitan Theater.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's gonna be in the nice part of town, too. North Broad Street, Icarumba. I used to, I lived at-

• 4:50H. Foley?

  Cecil B. Moore? What's the name of that-

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Cecil B. Moore. Cecil B. Moore, yeah.

• 4:54H. Foley?

  Is he a man or a woman?

• 4:55Speaker 02

  I think it was a dude.

• 4:56H. Foley?

  I always thought it was a woman. Singer, jazz singer.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Uh, Cecil B. Moore. I think it was a guy.

• 5:01H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 5:02Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  It's a dude.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, held the first fish fry north of Spring Garden Street.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  First gotta use catfish. My man.

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Come get the fritters.

• 5:11H. Foley?

  Ooh, I could go for a good one of that.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  What was Cecil B. Moore? It's so funny because that's the main intersection of Temple's campus. Cecil B. Moore, that's the start of campus.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  Big civil rights guy, president of Philadelphia's NAACP.

• 5:27H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  My man.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  Lawyer and, yeah.

• 5:30H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Cool. See if the Barber's Hall is still there. Get eyes on that.

• 5:34H. Foley?

  You know, speaking of fish fry, when I go home, uh, if we take a certain way when I'm going over to Queens, I live right by Queensbridge. Nas grew up.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, alright, alright, tough guy.

• 5:46H. Foley?

  On the side, I don't roll through it, but on the side of that.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 5:51H. Foley?

  Like Friday and Saturday nights, everybody's out there, they're grilling, they're cooking, the whole nine yards.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 5:57H. Foley?

  Hey, man. Think I'd ever be able to roll, hey, what's up? Grab a, grab a little bite?

• 6:02Speaker 02

  You come real jive turkey. You go, hit me high, you do a lot of that shit. Hit me low, oh, too slow.

• 6:08H. Foley?

  My man.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  Got your nose.

• 6:10H. Foley?

  I'm dribbling a basketball. I'd just be cool to go hang out.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  You're spinning it on your finger?

• 6:15H. Foley?

  You guys ever do this?

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Uh, what?

• 6:17Speaker 03

  Barber's Hall is still banging?

• 6:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Uh, seems like it's, they also have a new Barber's Hall, is that might be what it's called.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  I'm an OG kinda guy.

• 6:26H. Foley?

  I ain't bringing this fucking one.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 6:28H. Foley?

  Fucking cracker, cracker over here.

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Cozy venue with bar offering and comfort food.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  There you go. They used to have like nickel wings or something. I get them to go.

• 6:39H. Foley?

  Throw down a five.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Hit me a hundo.

• 6:42H. Foley?

  Creep out the back door. Yeah, man, it smells, it smells unbelievable as you drive by.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:48H. Foley?

  Wish I could go and hang out. Hey, what's going on? Introduce myself.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm Henry, I live in the neighborhood.

• 6:53H. Foley?

  I do live in the neighborhood.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  Uh huh, not near. You live in a different part of town there, tough guy.

• 6:58H. Foley?

  Something cooking, delicious.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  I got a little say, happened to me this morning, uh...

• 7:03H. Foley?

  Erectile dysfunction.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Nah, I'm hard.

• 7:05H. Foley?

  Not uncommon for a man your age.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Rock hard.

• 7:08H. Foley?

  You still waking up with stiffies?

• 7:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:10H. Foley?

  Me too, a little bit these days.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  I wish you'd get the guy to call me in the morning time. Fuck a fish fry.

• 7:15H. Foley?

  Aren't you usually a pee boner? You get pee boners? No? I'm an asshole? Nobody gets pee boners? You don't get a pee boner?

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure, from time to time, I guess.

• 7:25H. Foley?

  Time to time? I wake up every morning, I have to pee. And then every time I pee, I get tired again, I gotta go back to sleep for a little bit.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  That's a big, that's a long walk to the bathroom.

• 7:34H. Foley?

  But I try to hold it off for as long as I can. You know what I mean? But sometimes it gets too much. And then it's such a pee boner, you can't push it down to go tinkle, then you peel over the seat. You know where that goes?

• 7:45Speaker 02

  I got a whole nother bag of problems. You wanna go to my fish fry? Yeah, right.

• 7:49H. Foley?

  What? Come on!

• 7:50Speaker 02

  Go peeing on a seat there.

• 7:51H. Foley?

  No.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  You laughed out of town.

• 7:52H. Foley?

  No.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  Shee.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  Um...

• 7:58H. Foley?

  I wanna go, man.

• 7:59Speaker 02

  I, uh, I took, uh, as, uh, as driving from the burbs, uh, to, uh, old, uh, city of New York to come film this program we recorded out of here.

• 8:09H. Foley?

  Broadcast out of New York City, not too shady, huh?

• 8:11Speaker 02

  And, uh, I, I stopped at, uh, I'm a Starbucks man, large black coffee.

• 8:15H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 8:16H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Strong.

• 8:17H. Foley?

  Black coffee... Dennis Summer, he don't give a shit.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Nah, you gotta.

• 8:21H. Foley?

  Hot, hot and black. What are you talking about, cold brew? You got a fucking chiller sitting right next to you.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  It's always black, though.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, man, I'm doing hot. I'm old school.

• 8:29H. Foley?

  Hot.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  I'm like coffee.

• 8:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, but if I'm doing a coffee and it's hot, it's black.

• 8:34H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you're a cold brew.

• 8:36H. Foley?

  He's trying to sidle up. What are you talking about?

• 8:38Speaker 02

  He's trying to get my fee.

• 8:39H. Foley?

  You're just like me. What are you talking about?

• 8:41Speaker 03

  I don't know why you're giving him so much guff.

• 8:42H. Foley?

  You like cold brews and empanadas.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  He's saying I'm a cool, tough guy, is what he's saying.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  Don't give him that.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:48H. Foley?

  You think he's eating fucking crispy rice? Like you and me, huh? Think this guy ever had a piece of ceviche in his life?

• 8:55Speaker 02

  I did once. I didn't know what it was. I was at a, I was at a, I was at a wedding with my bro.

• 8:59H. Foley?

  I thought it was gum.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  I was at a wedding in Spain. I spit that out in the, in the garden, as they called it.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  I thought it was a gummy bear.

• 9:07H. Foley?

  Hey, somebody forgot to cook the fish.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  They did. I didn't know that.

• 9:10H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  I thought it was like a Jell-O shot. They were pay, it was, it was a cocktail hour.

• 9:15H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  What? No, I get it. I thought I was getting fucked up. Little did I know.

• 9:21H. Foley?

  In Hawaii, I don't think I ever told you this. I had a, they, this place we went to had, um, oyster shots. So it was a raw oyster, some type of-

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Oyster. A raw oyster.

• 9:34H. Foley?

  You got oysters?

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Speaking out of the side of your mouth, like Patty talking shit.

• 9:39H. Foley?

  Man, I'm such a dirtball.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Oyster.

• 9:41H. Foley?

  Got oysters? What?

• 9:45H. Foley?

  Oyster, shot glass, little bit of like, I don't know, hot sauce, something like that, with a quail egg on top.

• 9:54Speaker 02

  This should be annexed. No way. Doing that?

• 9:57H. Foley?

  Talking about rolling the dice.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Nah, it's too many, it's too many animals.

• 10:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's a lot going on.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  But, uh, I gotta tell you, I stopped to grab a coffee. I picked up, I did the mobile order. I ordered ahead.

• 10:10H. Foley?

  Very sharp of you. You doing this in town or you're not, you're not doing mobile order on the turnpike, are you, at one of the rest stops?

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Nah, I'm doing it before I get on the highway.

• 10:17H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't know, at a, we're going to Starbucks at the rest stop?

• 10:22H. Foley?

  We've done it.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know. But I mean, who, I'm not getting on the highway to get a coffee.

• 10:26H. Foley?

  Okay, good.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  I'm old school. Once you're on the highway, you're on the fucking, I'm getting off to get a coffee. You take care of all the fucking housework, all the fucking admin, before you get on a highway.

• 10:36H. Foley?

  Listen, I couldn't agree more.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  It's crazy that you're asking me if I, if I wait to have my coffee at fucking Molly Pitcher or whatever the fuck. At the Jon Bon Jovi rest stop.

• 10:47H. Foley?

  And Guitar Center.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Um, I grabbed the wrong coffee.

• 10:52H. Foley?

  Really?

• 10:53Speaker 02

  Uh huh, and I don't know what it was, but I drank the whole thing.

• 10:56H. Foley?

  Holy shit.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  And it felt real weird.

• 10:58H. Foley?

  What was it?

• 10:59Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 11:00H. Foley?

  Was there milk and sugar in it?

• 11:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:02H. Foley?

  No kidding?

• 11:02Speaker 02

  It was real nice.

• 11:04H. Foley?

  Yeah, I bet it was.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  I felt like Debbie all day, dude, yeah.

• 11:08H. Foley?

  A nice hot coffee with a little cream and sugar?

• 11:10Speaker 02

  It was like something a little steamed, a little milk, and like, man, I little nip of that, you forget what's on the other side.

• 11:16H. Foley?

  You'd like a cafe latte.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  It was some sort of, it was some sort of cafe latte.

• 11:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:20H. Foley?

  Coffee and a little hot milk, a little steamed milk in there, you know, not frothed up, just, just hot.

• 11:25Speaker 02

  It was, whatever it was.

• 11:26H. Foley?

  Maybe a simple syrup, maybe a vanilla, maybe an almond.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:29H. Foley?

  Be nice for you.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Nah, too much.

• 11:31H. Foley?

  Lose your edge a little bit.

• 11:32Speaker 02

  What?

• 11:33H. Foley?

  Fucking eyebrows could cut bread. Christ.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Sounds like my Uncle Dan had to get taken off the beach, he was wearing black sweatpants and a black T-shirt. Uncle Dan don't do the beach that much. Shout out Uncle Dan, I love you. He don't listen. He's the one, I, I was drunk and I, I was going around kissing everybody goodbye at the table.

• 11:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  And I almost kissed my Uncle Ben and he hit me with, "He tried to kiss me." Uh.

• 11:55H. Foley?

  Guy grabbed my cock, negative, you believe that?

• 11:57Speaker 02

  He don't do shorts, so he had on like warm-up pants, you know, like soccer coach pants.

• 12:01H. Foley?

  I'm aware. Psycho, on a beach? Come on.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  On a beach with a, with a hot Wawa coffee and a black T-shirt. He almost, he went, he almost, he was... Had to get, they had to get him in a tent.

• 12:14H. Foley?

  Going out like a man.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  He's down there in his shoes, just...

• 12:17H. Foley?

  Still sipping the coffee in the ambulance?

• 12:19Speaker 02

  Cranking Salem's.

• 12:21H. Foley?

  Salem's?

• 12:21Speaker 02

  I think that's what he does.

• 12:22H. Foley?

  No, still? I don't think they make them.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Him and Aunt Soup.

• 12:27H. Foley?

  Salem's, soft pack, I assume.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  I think I forgot what Aunt Soup used to do.

• 12:31H. Foley?

  Hardcore.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Um...

• 12:32H. Foley?

  Aunt Mary Catherine was a Salem lady.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:34H. Foley?

  Soft pack and a little, um, cigarette pouch. But I wanted to ask you this.

• 12:38Speaker 02

  Ask me, I got nothing but time here.

• 12:41H. Foley?

  So...

• 12:41Speaker 02

  It's a program.

• 12:43H. Foley?

  I'm wary for a buddy these days, you know what I mean? Find a, find a, find a fucking- Hit me up! Comrade, what? What? You don't call, you don't, you don't write, you don't do nothing- Public enemy number one to you, what are you talking about? I got nothing going on! So, I call my one boy, ain't talked to him in a while. Man, you know you're jammed up when you're, when you're calling people- I'm taking it every which way. When the last thing you said was like, "Merry Christmas," and like, "Oh, eight," you checked the text- I'm ready to turn to Belarus for an ally, an ally, I'm jammed up. Um, see, I just, my word there. I gotta get my brain looked at, could have dementia. Okay.

• 13:24H. Foley?

  Steven, um, so I call my boy and I'm like, picks up, hello? Gives me that, and I'm like- Like he's like, "Okay." Yeah, I'm like, "Yo, what's going on?" He's like, "Who, who's this?" I'm like, "What?" You got hit with a "who's this?" He's fucking, he, he, he, he's backpedaling on me. Fucking acting like he don't know who I am. I like this guy. I'm like, "What the fuck is this?" Jimmy, it's me, Henry! Everybody in my fucking life hates my guts, I'm calling you, I'm getting shit from you now? He's like, "I didn't see the number, I just picked it up." No one's just answering phones like that. He's like, "That's my, that's my, I don't know who you are voice." Do you have an I don't know who you are voice, if you ever pick up a number you don't know?

• 14:09H. Foley?

  I'm not picking up numbers I don't know, that's crazy. I know you don't. Uh, what I would do? Cause I do it all the time. And then we got into a thing, and he's like, "I just didn't, I didn't know who you were." He's like, "That's my, I don't know who you are voice." So you didn't have your numbers, I'm more stuck, you didn't have your numbers saved? Can't remember exactly what it was, no, he has my numbers saved, he didn't look- No one doesn't just look at the phone and answer it, that guy ain't had your number. Or it came up weird, so I had to call him and ask him, but he gave me the, I don't know who you are voice. Hit you again with it? Uh, yeah, obviously you're, it's like a little bit of like a, huh, what, huh, what's this for? Cause this is mine, ready? Hello? Hello? Is Henry Foley there? Hello? Hello? And then I hang up.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, you keep getting calls for like payday loans that you keep answering and going, "Take me off your list," which to them, you're a positive outcome because you've answered the phone. So that's why they keep calling you. This guy at least picks up one day, he's gonna be in a fucking pickle and need three grand and I'm gonna come calling at the right day.

• 15:12H. Foley?

  And that day was yesterday!

• 15:14Speaker 02

  Shout out to Native American payday loans.

• 15:17H. Foley?

  But they told me 45 grand, I could solid out all my debt.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Oh, man, dude.

• 15:22H. Foley?

  65% APR, what's the big deal?

• 15:25Speaker 02

  A run-in per day. Big do, big do 5pm every day. It's only 8.50 a day!

• 15:32H. Foley?

  He said, "Somebody over?" You never answer numbers you don't know?

• 15:37Speaker 02

  No, I don't answer...

• 15:38H. Foley?

  Luke?

• 15:38Speaker 02

  Dude, how many times do you call me? I don't answer numbers I know.

• 15:42H. Foley?

  Well aware.

• 15:44Speaker 02

  I mean, it would, it would take a lot... Everybody, and I'm a no-call guy. Luke, don't call me. Big problem, Luke's never called me.

• 15:53H. Foley?

  Really?

• 15:54Speaker 02

  You text.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:55H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 15:55Speaker 03

  If he calls me, something bad's going down.

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Or it's just a lot of back and forth and I'm like, "We're already texting."

• 16:03Speaker 03

  We're jammed up.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yes, we're jammed up, typically. And I'll just go, "Let me get on the phone so we don't have to go back and forth with this or that."

• 16:10Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? But no, no, listen.

• 16:12H. Foley?

  We chit chat all the time, you know, kid.

• 16:14Speaker 03

  Henry calls all the time.

• 16:14Speaker 02

  I've, I've heard. That's going into his new contract, uh, negotiations.

• 16:19H. Foley?

  What do you mean? We're good buddies. So you do pick up numbers you don't know?

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I got it.

• 16:24H. Foley?

  And do you have a, do you have a different voice?

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Hey, what's up?

• 16:27H. Foley?

  Or is it, "Hi, this is Luke."

• 16:28Speaker 03

  What's up?

• 16:29H. Foley?

  Really?

• 16:29Speaker 03

  What's up? I'm a different guy.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  You wanna hear mine?

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Hello?

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Shee.

• 16:36H. Foley?

  Who the fuck? Hello, hello, hello. Yo, what's up?

• 16:40Speaker 02

  I guess I just don't know what good is gonna come from like...

• 16:44H. Foley?

  I like my anxiety, I wanna know what are they calling for. Then I, then it's out in front of me. You know what I mean?

• 16:52Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 16:52H. Foley?

  Is it, is it...

• 16:53Speaker 02

  I can't, I come from a very long line of, "I ain't here."

• 16:56H. Foley?

  Sure, no, 100%, listen, I am not gonna ever...

• 16:59Speaker 02

  I get people, I get portfolio recovery calling my phone every day.

• 17:02H. Foley?

  They're never gonna get me. I just want, I want, I wanna know if they're looking. They're gonna get ya.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  They're gonna get ya.

• 17:08H. Foley?

  And that's why I get, that's why...

• 17:09Speaker 02

  Dude, you're a whale. They're gonna get ya.

• 17:11H. Foley?

  No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about IO or something like that, or somebody's looking for me. I never, I, the reason I get mad is because it's like, "Hi, this is Kathy from the, the, the Relief Department. We wanna loan you a..." Get the fuck outta here! Thought you were fucking somebody actually looking for me, cuz in the back of my head, I kinda want that.

• 17:30Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 17:30H. Foley?

  Which I think...

• 17:31Speaker 02

  You're looking. Come to my front door. You know, door's always open.

• 17:35H. Foley?

  Come get me.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 17:37H. Foley?

  Who's chasing you?

• 17:37Speaker 02

  I'm 123 Main Street.

• 17:38H. Foley?

  Who's looking? Yeah. 145 Bunker Hill Street. Stop by any time. But don't!

• 17:45Speaker 02

  But don't!

• 17:46H. Foley?

  I really don't want...

• 17:46Speaker 02

  I'm freaking out. But that's my address.

• 17:48H. Foley?

  Yeah, I don't know why, I just wanna see... What's this?

• 17:52Speaker 02

  Okay, uh, fair enough.

• 17:53H. Foley?

  But the, the, the, the moral of the, of the anecdote... Segment, if you will.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  Sure. I just, I didn't, I didn't hear about this in the production meeting. You didn't pitch, you didn't run this up the flagpole?

• 18:05H. Foley?

  Was, and everybody out there chime in, do you have a different voice that you answer when you don't know the number?

• 18:11Speaker 02

  I definitely have like a... For a long time I had, and I was...

• 18:15H. Foley?

  Very garbage.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, I have like, I used to have, if I'm talking to the bank, or if I'm talking to somebody in charge of me, like a... They're not in charge of me, but I've assigned them, I've bestowed them some sort of power, and I need something from them. Like when I used to have to call to get my, uh...

• 18:32H. Foley?

  That's why I talk to you.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  "Hey, buddy."

• 18:37H. Foley?

  "You losing weight?" "That's a new, and a new shirt?" "That mole's coming in real nice."

• 18:43Speaker 02

  Love the air on it.

• 18:47H. Foley?

  Woo wee.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 18:49H. Foley?

  My grandmother had one of those, God rest her soul.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:52H. Foley?

  Mole with a couple of, couple of bushes growing out of it.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, sounds like an attractive lady.

• 18:57H. Foley?

  Hey.

• 18:59H. Foley?

  She was beautiful in her day. She was like 100 years old when she had that.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  Holy moly.

• 19:03H. Foley?

  Had dementia, had it bad.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  Forgot to trim that mole hair.

• 19:07H. Foley?

  Which is why I think I'm cruising through it.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:09H. Foley?

  She had it, my dad had it, what the fuck, I'm not gonna have it.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  You got it.

• 19:13H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  You got a touch of it.

• 19:14H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:17H. Foley?

  It's just, the question is, when do I start leaning into it for my advantage?

• 19:20Speaker 02

  I'm surprised you have some, you already kind of have started.

• 19:23H. Foley?

  When do I, when do I start pulling the Uncle Jude?

• 19:26Speaker 02

  Huh? Huh?

• 19:31H. Foley?

  What's today's day?

• 19:32Speaker 02

  Start, start jerking off at work. I forgot, I didn't know, you know.

• 19:36H. Foley?

  Kebby, we gotta talk about Shopify.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Shout out to Shopify.

• 19:39H. Foley?

  Are we a Shopify family or not?

• 19:41Speaker 02

  You bet your bottom dollar, baby.

• 19:43H. Foley?

  That's right, we use Shopify. We got a lot of, we got a lot of movers and shakers out there, we got a lot of hustles, a lot of guys trying to do stuff online. Let me tell you something, make that side project your main thing. Shopify can help you do that. Number one, check out on the internet. I mean, what are we doing here?

• 19:58Speaker 02

  They got it all.

• 19:59H. Foley?

  Collects the info, makes the checkout easy, plus, don't they have something where like, they leave the least amount of carts full?

• 20:07Speaker 02

  That, listen, they got a lot of things that they do. Shopify's point of sale system is a unified command center for all your retail business. It brings together in-store and online operations across up to 1,000 locations. This ain't, listen, if you're a small shop, they got you. If you're a big shop, they got you. Imagine being able to-

• 20:23H. Foley?

  1,000 locations?

• 20:25Speaker 02

  If you have up to 1,000 locations, they can manage all of that, yes.

• 20:28H. Foley?

  Damn.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Uh, in fact, it's proven based on a report from EY, businesses on Shopify POS see real results, like a 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits, equivalent of 8.9% uplift in sales average on relative to the market set survey. Think about that.

• 20:44H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  Right? Listen, all that, all that aside, numbers aside, stats, big words, jargon, we're a Shopify family. I'll pull it up right now.

• 20:53H. Foley?

  We're Shopify family, gang. Do yourself a favor. Get all the big stuff for your small business at Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/garbage. Go to Shopify.com/garbage, Shopify.com/garbage and start moving some merch today. Yeah. Kip, what do you know about Helix mattresses?

• 21:13Speaker 02

  I know they've been my favorite mattress for, I don't know, about the last four and a half years. I know that much.

• 21:18H. Foley?

  They're not a new sponsor?

• 21:20Speaker 02

  No, they've been with us since Jump Street.

• 21:21H. Foley?

  That's right. They've been with us since Jump Street. I sleep on a Helix. Kippy sleeps on a Helix. Kippy's wife sleeps on a Helix. Luke sleeps on a Helix. Everybody sleeps on a Helix here at the RU Garbage Family.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:33H. Foley?

  All right. I got Patty sleeping on one. When she's home. You know what I'm saying? Do yourself a favor. Go and get the last mattress. Go, go start with the last mattress company you're ever gonna deal with, and that's Helix. You go online, you take the quiz, two, three minutes. Bang. Find out how you sleep. They pair you up with the best mattress for you. I'm telling you right now.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  I didn't know I was, I didn't know I was sleeping like a bozo until I got this. It's my first nice mattress. My first adult purchase. My, they were nice enough to send me one. We liked it so much, we upgraded. So go to helixsleep.com/garbage. You get 20% off site-wide. That's helixsleep.com/garbage for 20% off-site-wide. One more time, get a pen, get a pencil. You go climb to the top of the bell tower and yell it out. helixsleep.com/garbage. Do it.

• 22:19H. Foley?

  Ah, I should come in here in my pajamas a couple of times.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Ah, listen, but what you do come in is not far from the pajama. You act like you're coming in a 3B suit here.

• 22:27H. Foley?

  Nice jeans today.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Not every, okay, not every day.

• 22:30H. Foley?

  Sneakers on. No socks, though. I was gonna wear my flip flops and I found out they were upstairs.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  Fuck them. Might as well been in, might as well been in Fallujah.

• 22:40H. Foley?

  Later.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, no way.

• 22:41H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Um, all right. Now, that's neither here nor there. You're, you're losing of your mental faculties.

• 22:47H. Foley?

  You know what we didn't do? We didn't stop by the corner office.

• 22:49Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 22:50H. Foley?

  He's been yapping the whole time. I hasn't stopped him.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 22:54H. Foley?

  How are you, kid? It's the hospice corner.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  He thinks he's sick. He thinks I got him sick. There's been some tension in the air.

• 23:01H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 23:01Speaker 02

  He's a little prickly. The old Kipperino got him, so I'm still sick.

• 23:06H. Foley?

  I like that.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  I'm like, I'm texting, I'm like, you're fucking quiet in a group. I got a lot of shit going on. You're fucking, he ain't giving me nothing.

• 23:12H. Foley?

  Me?

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Both of yous. Ryan D's on vacation for the 18th time this year.

• 23:16H. Foley?

  Well, I was trying to play ball with that 12 o'clock thing.

• 23:18Speaker 02

  What 12 o'clock thing?

• 23:19H. Foley?

  You said, you said, you said 12 o'clock and then he started asking buttons at 12 or in at 12. I wanted to stay out of it like I didn't see anything, because I was coming in at 12.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  I was 15.

• 23:29H. Foley?

  So I didn't want to get caught up in that bullshit. So I apologize, but...

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Hey, Kippy, I got your mochaccino.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  I know how you like it extra fruity.

• 23:41H. Foley?

  Sure. Yeah, so I had to stay out of it. Every man for himself and that. But I like when there's tension and it has nothing to do with me.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  There's no tension, he's just, he thinks I got him sick.

• 23:50H. Foley?

  Saltness, whatever.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  I got, she got me sick. He act like we were making out or something. I didn't fucking touch this guy.

• 23:56H. Foley?

  He's saying he's got COVID. You had a little bit of sniffies on Friday or Thursday, Friday.

• 24:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:01H. Foley?

  Then you got real sicky this weekend.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's lingering.

• 24:05H. Foley?

  Man. You got a fever?

• 24:06Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't know. I, I never...

• 24:08H. Foley?

  Who doesn't, who doesn't know they have a fever? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  I never took my temperature.

• 24:13H. Foley?

  But you still know you have a fever.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  I sweat out a bunch.

• 24:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got, that's what we call it, we call it, and, uh...

• 24:19Speaker 03

  Sweat through the bed.

• 24:20H. Foley?

  Sweat through the bed?

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ, what are you, blue magic? Sweats through the bed?

• 24:25Speaker 02

  Call it blue mag, call it red magic. I don't give a fuck.

• 24:28H. Foley?

  Jesus Christ. Alright, we'll stay over there.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Just put it in a bag and call it dog shit for all I care.

• 24:34H. Foley?

  You haven't touched that coffee.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  I know.

• 24:36H. Foley?

  I spit in it. Backfiring on me.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  I swapped ours.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  Uh, alright, all that's either here. We got a guy starting family episode on our hands, gang. As you know, when you join the army of garbage over there on Patreon, over 15,000 strong.

• 24:49H. Foley?

  10,000 strong shot, each and every one of you.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Yes, uh, we'll answer your garbage question on the air. Um, this one is from Roly Poly Foley. Uh, $15 Canuck Buck Homie, long time garbage, first time garbage question. Is it garbage to go through the self-checkout at a grocery store because you don't want to be judged for what you're buying? Two bags of chips, ice cream, and a family pack of Uncrustables when you're 36 years old?

• 25:11H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  I respect it and...

• 25:13H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  I gotta be honest with you, I have exact, uh, that happened to me this weekend. I'm at my local grocer.

• 25:22H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  I'm getting, you know, I'm, I'm getting, I'm loading up on staples. Staples, I'mma be, uh, uh...

• 25:30H. Foley?

  For who?

• 25:31Speaker 02

  For me and the broad.

• 25:32H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 25:34H. Foley?

  Cause you're, the baby's too young for you to act like it's for the kids, you know that, right?

• 25:37Speaker 02

  It was just me, I was flying-

• 25:39H. Foley?

  Put those Klondike bars back, fatty.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  I was flying solo dolo.

• 25:43H. Foley?

  Really?

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Yeah. I get out of the house, goddamn fucking-

• 25:47H. Foley?

  What do you mean flying solo dolo?

• 25:48Speaker 02

  I went to the store by myself.

• 25:49H. Foley?

  Oh, of course, I thought you meant like she was away or something.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  No, so it's, I, I mean like, I'm not, eh, I can't, I'm not acting like, whatever. I'm buying... Alright, listen. Buying a lot of breakfast meat. Two dozen eggs, cause we just go through eggs. I do, I do three a day, I don't miss breakfast.

• 26:06H. Foley?

  It's okay.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  Doing three a day. Plus she'll do something, you, you're looking at five a day? Two days in? You're out of, you're out of a do- I, two days in, five a day?

• 26:17H. Foley?

  You got two left, and what's that gonna do?

• 26:18Speaker 02

  I got two left, that's fuck it, dude, I had one left the other day, I almost cried, I was so mad.

• 26:22H. Foley?

  What do you do with one egg?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  That's what I got, I, dude, I, I open it up, I go, I want-

• 26:25H. Foley?

  Hard boil it and throw it in the yard.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  I already, I already had the pork roll going. I, I'm a rookie mistake. I already had the pork roll going.

• 26:33H. Foley?

  Well, you get one sandwich out of it.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  Uh, it, uh, it's, I mean, what are we doing here? What are we, whatever, so listen-

• 26:40H. Foley?

  Life got you down, big guy?

• 26:41Speaker 02

  Oh, dude, I was-

• 26:41H. Foley?

  Man, you stink.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  That's us.

• 26:44H. Foley?

  Fucking sitting in this house with one egg like a loser.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  Fuck you, bozo.

• 26:48H. Foley?

  Cracked out on your forehead.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Meanwhile, your friends are ignoring your calls and doing fake voices, who the hell's this? Uh, you're asking for thirty-five grand?

• 26:57Speaker 02

  For just five easy payments, um...

• 27:00H. Foley?

  Sorry, do you have one egg in the house?

• 27:02Speaker 02

  So I'm buying, uh, I'm buying a thing of pork roll, and I buy a thing of, uh, I gotta balance, I can't do pork roll every day. So I buy a thing of turkey, uh, they, Boars Head premade turkey sauce, like they're patties. Turkey sausage.

• 27:16H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go, one day pork roll, one day turkey sauce, one day pork, one day on, one day off.

• 27:21H. Foley?

  What would you say-

• 27:22Speaker 02

  One day for them, one day for me.

• 27:23H. Foley?

  What would you say the incre- if I had a, if I had a, a, a chart, a graph in front of me? What would that look like for your intake of pork roll?

• 27:31Speaker 02

  When I'm in the burbs versus-

• 27:32H. Foley?

  Over the last six months?

• 27:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's high.

• 27:34H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, eh, you can't get it in New York, you gotta, it doesn't, eh, you gotta cross the bridge, I don't have to tell you. Fuck, you gotta go to Jersey, get goddamn pork rolls.

• 27:42H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Um-

• 27:44H. Foley?

  Back in baby's arms, huh? Do the little snips around it too? So it don't bubble up?

• 27:49Speaker 02

  I do one big cut. The Pac-Man, turn him into the Pac-Mans.

• 27:54H. Foley?

  Except you're the one eating that.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  I'm the ghost coming in to get ya.

• 27:58H. Foley?

  Couple set of eyeballs.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Coming in the red ghost.

• 28:04Speaker 02

  So I got a pack of pork roll.

• 28:05H. Foley?

  All right, screaming at me.

• 28:09H. Foley?

  Turn him down a little bit, will ya? I got a pack of pork roll.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  Still upset about that one egg business.

• 28:14H. Foley?

  Yelling at the cops outside, you're gonna standoff in the grocery store? All I got was a pack of pork roll. And a helicopter. Everybody walks outta here. Jesus Christ. The hell was in that coffee this morning? And I got you another one.

• 28:28Speaker 02

  I want non-sequential turkey sausage stat.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  I just wanna talk to my kid. I just wanna talk to my boy. Hey buddy, it's me.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  I don't know where this all went wrong.

• 28:42H. Foley?

  Send the Borzad driver in here. I want a Borzad truck, stacked to the gills, no cheese. All right. So you go to the grocery store. You're buying, oh, listen, I'm here. You're buying a lot of breakfast meats.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  I'm buying two, I think two things of breakfast meats, two things of eggs.

• 29:00H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  I think that's, oh.

• 29:04H. Foley?

  Any bread, anything like that?

• 29:05Speaker 02

  A roll of Philadelphia, a thing of Philadelphia cream cheese, tub of Philadelphia cream cheese.

• 29:09H. Foley?

  Who's that for?

• 29:10Speaker 02

  That's for the house. She likes it, I like it.

• 29:14H. Foley?

  What do you put it on? I thought you were off the carbs.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  You ask a lot of fucking questions.

• 29:20H. Foley?

  What are you putting it on?

• 29:24H. Foley?

  What are you doing with that?

• 29:25Speaker 02

  I put a little of my hair after a long day of work.

• 29:31H. Foley?

  Here's the split ends.

• 29:34H. Foley?

  What are you doing with the Philadelphia cream cheese?

• 29:35Speaker 02

  She likes it.

• 29:36H. Foley?

  She likes it, what's she putting it on?

• 29:39Speaker 02

  A baguette, anything, she puts on a lot of stuff. What else, you wanna know what I do?

• 29:44H. Foley?

  Yeah, I wanna know what you do. I'd like to know.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  I think the people out there, I think we deserve an answer. She buys that, that German fit, it's called fitness bread.

• 29:57H. Foley?

  I know it well.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  She buys that.

• 29:59H. Foley?

  You toast that shit up?

• 30:00Speaker 02

  I don't toast it.

• 30:01H. Foley?

  What, you're eating that real raw dog in that? That's like wet.

• 30:06H. Foley?

  Ew!

• 30:07Speaker 02

  I like a soggy bottom.

• 30:09H. Foley?

  Are you kidding me? Oh, that's gross, man. That shit's like smushed in there.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  It's nice.

• 30:15H. Foley?

  You gotta put that in the freezer afterwards, too.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Okay, you don't.

• 30:18H. Foley?

  That's crazy.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  Listen.

• 30:19H. Foley?

  You're not toasting that?

• 30:20Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't think, no, I don't think it's supposed to be toasted.

• 30:23H. Foley?

  Yeah, you give that two runs in the toaster, it comes out crispy.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 30:27H. Foley?

  Real good.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  I like it. I like the, it keeps me regular. Um.

• 30:32H. Foley?

  Not for where I'm sitting. Gets a bit of a freak.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  I take that.

• 30:37H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Well, a light schmear of the, the, the cream cheese.

• 30:41H. Foley?

  Uh huh.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Uh, two, uh, two, two slices of pork roll, and then my eggies over top of that.

• 30:47H. Foley?

  Oh, that's what you do.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  That's what I do.

• 30:49H. Foley?

  Oh, that's.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  It's not bad.

• 30:50H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  That's my carbs for the day, for the most part.

• 30:52H. Foley?

  Well, I would say there's.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  My bread for the day.

• 30:54H. Foley?

  I would say there's no shame in, uh, in, in that order, by any stretch of the imagination. You go into the, uh, self-checkout.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  I didn't go to the self-checkout.

• 31:02H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  I went to the fucking.

• 31:04H. Foley?

  They probably thought you were a muscle guy, would you just start working out? That's a lot of protein.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Guy hit me with, "Someone really likes breakfast, huh?" "Someone really likes breakfast, huh?" Dude, I almost slapped the shit out of this fucking guy. Someone re- yeah. In front of this hot mom who was behind me.

• 31:22H. Foley?

  You want a schmaggie's, do you?

• 31:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. You like your scrambies? Oh, little hippie like his, I didn't know what.

• 31:29H. Foley?

  Somebody really liked.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  I wanted to call the manager and say, "You let your guys talk to people like this?"

• 31:34H. Foley?

  Say, "Yeah, I like fucking breakfast."

• 31:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:37H. Foley?

  I got two kids at home.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  One, and he can't eat eggs.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  Strictly milked diet.

• 31:44H. Foley?

  Man.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Someone really, I wanted to go.

• 31:47H. Foley?

  Bitched you out, huh?

• 31:47Speaker 02

  Is that what you're saying to people, huh? Every day, someone buys cucumbers, I just got, "You're a bit of a freak," you know, somebody doing a, someone doing a.

• 31:55H. Foley?

  Somebody likes this up their ass, huh?

• 31:56Speaker 02

  Someone's doing a freak.

• 31:57H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right. Got me dead to rights.

• 31:59Speaker 02

  Yeah. I was shocked.

• 32:01H. Foley?

  Whoa.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  I wouldn't stand for it.

• 32:03H. Foley?

  Man, you get bitched out. Tell you, for the king of the burbs, a lot of people taking shots at you.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, I mean, listen, there was something wrong with him. I didn't wanna, you know, I, I, I don't wanna stand my ground.

• 32:16H. Foley?

  Why'd you respond?

• 32:18Speaker 02

  I'm having people over. Actually, I have family in town.

• 32:23Speaker 02

  I just said, "Yeah, man."

• 32:25H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right, dickhead.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 32:27H. Foley?

  Huh. What's the cream cheese for? What? However, the Crustables, the chips, all that stuff?

• 32:36Speaker 02

  I don't think anybody thinks it's for you, especially at 36. They're gonna assume you're buying that for kids.

• 32:41H. Foley?

  Maybe, but still, just so he knows, you don't gotta have any qualms about that. You go to the... That's what the self-checkout is for, for everybody to mind their own fucking business.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:52H. Foley?

  Don't worry about what I'm getting, to avoid that.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:54H. Foley?

  Because imagine if he was going through there with the Uncrustables and the fucking chips.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Oh, so he was a pedophile, huh? You know what? Creep?

• 33:03H. Foley?

  Yeah. You don't need that shit.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:06H. Foley?

  So I'm with it. You go to the self-checkout. Hopefully you don't need them to call you over. You don't need to call anybody over for anything.

• 33:11Speaker 02

  For the key.

• 33:12H. Foley?

  Yikes.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  I need an override. Mayday. Oh, God.

• 33:17H. Foley?

  Great question.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, alright, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Cosmic King, $10 Kohl's Cash Investor. Never had one, Red.

• 33:25H. Foley?

  How we doing?

• 33:25Speaker 02

  "How far is too far to walk with an untied shoe?" That's a great question. That is a great... I don't like my shoe. I don't like it touching stuff. So like, the second I see it, but it also depends... I'm slimming down a little bit. Uh, it depends. When I was bigger, I would've... And it depends on what kind of jeans I had on, what kind of shirt combo. I'd have to... Might have to get my foot up on something. So I, you know, the closest fire hydrant step, curb, something, tire. But as soon as possible. I don't like that dragon. Man, nothing was worse than like a wet shoelace. Ooh.

• 34:06H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's the, um... I don't really like it either or prefer it, but that's a do-or-die situation. I'm out in the streets.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  Are you a tough guy?

• 34:15H. Foley?

  I'm saying if I'm out in the streets and my shoelace comes untied, I need specific parameters to be able to tie that shoe.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:25H. Foley?

  I need some type of balance. I need a... I need something high.

• 34:30H. Foley?

  Something high. Fire hydrant, sometimes a little too high.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  Fire hydrant isn't that high.

• 34:34H. Foley?

  And you could slip off of it. Then you're looking at a fall. And then with the untied shoelace, you're looking at twisting the ankle, rolling the ankle. Then you're falling into the street, maybe in a puddle, or getting squashed by a dump truck or something like that.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Which? Fingers crossed.

• 34:48H. Foley?

  We don't want that.

• 34:50H. Foley?

  I would probably, what's the longest? Couple miles.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Buddy.

• 34:55H. Foley?

  Yeah, I let it go. I let it go. That's it. You, okay, listen, you fucked up. You came untied. All right? When we left, you were tied. Everybody keep their shit together, and we're not gonna have a problem. You're the one that fucked up, not me. That's on the shoelace. I'm not bending down to tie ya.

• 35:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, but there's something about an adult with an untied shoe that you're like.

• 35:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Sam Rubenoff, our buddy and opener. Habitual untied shoe guy, and you're like.

• 35:24H. Foley?

  He makes it work, though.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  He does. It's part of his, uh, it's part of his.

• 35:27H. Foley?

  Eccentric genius.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, frantic, kinda mumbling guy.

• 35:30H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  But.

• 35:31H. Foley?

  It's like seeing Einstein with like a stain on his shirt.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, like a stack of papers, you know what I mean? Um, but yeah, I mean, like, at some point, you go like, what is going on? You gotta, you gotta... I've had a bad set of laces where you're like, this left shoe just won't stay tied.

• 35:45H. Foley?

  Remember the ones that they gave you on, you'd get them with boots sometimes? They were, they were more round. It, it was like tying licorice. They wouldn't.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  You're feeling the knot when you made it. You go, that, that didn't bite.

• 36:00H. Foley?

  This thing ain't holding.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  That got no teeth in it.

• 36:02H. Foley?

  Yeah, fuck that.

• 36:03Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 36:03H. Foley?

  Yeah, listen, I know that's a bad look, a fat guy walking down the street with one untied shoelace. But it's also a bad look, you know, people watching a fat guy trying to tie his shoes. Trying to tie his shoe.

• 36:13Speaker 02

  Sure. You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.

• 36:16H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Tough life.

• 36:17H. Foley?

  I get old people going, I can hardly bend over too. You fucking bitch.

• 36:21Speaker 02

  And I'm 98 years old.

• 36:24H. Foley?

  Yeah, I say, I say a mile.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  That's, I mean, that's crazy.

• 36:28H. Foley?

  One mile.

• 36:28Speaker 03

  20 minutes, you're going?

• 36:31H. Foley?

  Oh, easy. That's all that is, 20 minutes? Four miles. I'm not tying it till I get home. Or I can take, or I'm at a spot where I can take my shoe off, tie it, and then put it back on. That's what I prefer.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Like a lady.

• 36:44Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Okay, fair enough.

• 36:46H. Foley?

  Yeah, you asked.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um...

• 36:49H. Foley?

  Four miles.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  100 miles.

• 36:53Speaker 02

  Ah, this is another fat guy. This is from Chad, $10 stogie. Uh, is it garbage aware a big enough belt buckle on suit pants to cover up the fact that they don't actually button? Buddy, that is a fat kid move right there. Love that. Never, I mean, most of my dress pants and or khakis, which were dress pants, never closed. I would go on job interviews. I had this big, I think I got it at Express when I was, you know, this fucking, in college, and a big square black belt buckle.

• 37:24H. Foley?

  Saved your life, huh?

• 37:24Speaker 02

  Not too big, and it was all black, so like, you couldn't see it, like, it just, but I mean, covered enough real estate for a bad zipper, a bad button, a bad clip, did me wonders.

• 37:37H. Foley?

  Walking around saying it's a belt?

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:41H. Foley?

  Hoes, hoes, hoes.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Hello.

• 37:43H. Foley?

  Uh, that doesn't work for me.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Why?

• 37:46H. Foley?

  If it don't button, I'm fucked. They slide down anyway.

• 37:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got no ass.

• 37:49H. Foley?

  And the zipper start, the zipper starts coming off.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 37:52H. Foley?

  Had a situation, I think, um...

• 37:53Speaker 02

  That's tough. A bad zipper's tough, too.

• 37:55H. Foley?

  Sunday or Saturday or Friday where, uh...

• 37:57Speaker 02

  One day.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  I can't remember, one day this weekend. You know those thin polo shorts I have? They're dress pants or polo. Polo, polo brand, not polo style, polo brand.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  What are polo style shorts?

• 38:09H. Foley?

  No, polo brand, not polo.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  You said polo style.

• 38:11H. Foley?

  I don't know.

• 38:12Speaker 02

  I'm asking.

• 38:13H. Foley?

  I just want, I just want, I just want, you know, like a little cage. DXL. They're old as shit. They're really thin.

• 38:19Speaker 02

  Listen, moneybags. No one thinks you're like, you're not, you're not, you're not separating yourself from the common man because you have an old pair of polo shorts from, from the big and tall store, okay? Fucking daddy, hey guys, daddy warbucks over here.

• 38:31H. Foley?

  I didn't get them at the big and tall store.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  Where'd you get them?

• 38:34H. Foley?

  Tall and big.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  Big and big. Big and bigger. That should be in it.

• 38:39H. Foley?

  God damn it.

• 38:40Speaker 02

  Why doesn't anybody have that?

• 38:41H. Foley?

  Why did I use that in my big and tall joke? I went to big and bigger. Fuck. Get those cameras.

• 38:47Speaker 02

  Big and biggest.

• 38:49H. Foley?

  Now you pushed it. Anyway, popped a button.

• 38:53Speaker 02

  Bing?

• 38:53H. Foley?

  Yeah. Not popped it, I ripped it. I'd rather not get into details, but I ripped the button.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 39:00H. Foley?

  Button ripped off. When I was tying it after I peed, I ripped it.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  You were tying it after you, what are you tying?

• 39:07H. Foley?

  Put it together. Button in it.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 39:09H. Foley?

  The button fell off. And man, I was fucking.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  Where were you?

• 39:15H. Foley?

  Just getting in an Uber.

• 39:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, to go home?

• 39:17H. Foley?

  I had to go home.

• 39:18Speaker 02

  Ah, shut it down.

• 39:20H. Foley?

  Buddy.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  It's like when flip stepped and all shit.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, you got your phone, your wallet in there, that shit's heavy as shit.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  I know.

• 39:25H. Foley?

  I'm fucking holding it up, fucking walking down the hallway. Doing a little fucking crab walk trying to get in the house.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, that's the...

• 39:32H. Foley?

  Goddamn button ripped off.

• 39:34Speaker 02

  The tough look.

• 39:35H. Foley?

  Yeah. I've had tougher. Plus my shoe was untied. Kip, I gotta talk to you about Mando.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Shout out to that Mando.

• 39:42H. Foley?

  Have I been kicking a little bit?

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Not, I shouldn't, you have not.

• 39:47H. Foley?

  Because I'm at that age, I'm at that, you know, like the way I'm eating. If I don't use Mando, it's like coming to my pores.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:56H. Foley?

  But the Mando's fantastic.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  I know.

• 39:58H. Foley?

  I get it in all the little nooks and crannies and the crevices. I even put a little bit behind my ears.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  I know.

• 40:03H. Foley?

  And it keeps me fresh all day long, I'm telling you right now. Gang, it's still the summer, alright?

• 40:09Speaker 02

  You ain't lying.

• 40:09H. Foley?

  If you're going back to school, if you gotta get back into the office after vacation, or they're cracking down on the working from home and you gotta go in, can't sit around in your underwear anymore, you gotta put on a shirt, you gotta put on a tie, you gotta look presentable.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:21H. Foley?

  Do yourself a favor, you wanna feel fresh all day? Let's say you just gotta drive to work, or walk to work, or take the bus to work, or whatever. When you get there, it gets...

• 40:30Speaker 02

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• 40:53H. Foley?

  12?

• 40:53Speaker 02

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• 40:54H. Foley?

  That's pushing it. I got 45 minutes.

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• 41:57Speaker 02

  Alright, let's see. This one's from all the toast. Is it garbage to go to a restaurant, sit at the bar, place a takeout order, and see how many pops you can get in before the order is ready?

• 42:08H. Foley?

  That's the way to do it. That's living, dog.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  I can't believe I've never done that.

• 42:11H. Foley?

  Really?

• 42:12Speaker 02

  I've never gone in and ordered takeout. I've always been like, on my way home and been like, I'll call ahead. At least get that five, 10 minutes in.

• 42:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  So I'm not sitting around like a schmuck. That's brilliant.

• 42:22H. Foley?

  That's living.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 42:24H. Foley?

  Guys are living. I would never have the, I would never think to do that. I would be rushing around, whatever.

• 42:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, I love that.

• 42:31H. Foley?

  I was in a situation-

• 42:32Speaker 02

  That's nothing but time.

• 42:33H. Foley?

  I was waiting for a couple of people for dinner not that long ago. I got there early. I'm standing outside like a jerk off.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  Sure, that you are.

• 42:40H. Foley?

  Yes. I look inside, perfectly good bar sitting there. I'm like, I should go in and sit at the bar and have a drink and wait for them like a gentleman.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, why didn't you?

• 42:48H. Foley?

  I didn't.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  That's always, that's like- I want them to be late or me to be 15 minutes early, go in there, get a cocktail, get a lay of the land. Oh no, I had this, that. I don't like go, I don't like entering a vibe that's already been vibing. You come to me, let me get in there. Hey, this is Johnny, here you go, grease him real quick. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, you're fucking Johnny cool guy. That's how Kippy stays cool. Take it from me, I'm cool Kippy.

• 43:15H. Foley?

  Yeah, I just didn't have the...

• 43:17Speaker 02

  That's wild to me.

• 43:17H. Foley?

  Wasn't relaxed enough to do it.

• 43:19Speaker 02

  That'd be, so you're standing on the corner like a fuck, like you're selling dime bags? That's crazy. No, you go in, you get a drink. Listen, we moved through this world a lot together. We're fucking besties. We're a lockstep. 90% of the time, 10% of the time, you're fucking bonkers.

• 43:35H. Foley?

  I was meeting people I didn't know.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  All the more reason to take the frickin' edge.

• 43:40H. Foley?

  Yeah, well...

• 43:41Speaker 02

  And also, dude, what energy do you want? I'm the guy at the bar, eh, shooting shit with the bartender, heard a guy fucking cranking heaters out front like the feds are storming it.

• 43:50H. Foley?

  Wasn't smoking.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  Just saying, that's, that's smoker vibes.

• 43:55H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  That's wild that you would choose to do that. I'm a big bar guy, love the bar. But this idea...

• 44:01H. Foley?

  Great.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  That's like, man, I got two to three hours. The problem with me is if I'm having a couple of beers, it's a wash. Then like, I can't do nothing. Some guys can have a couple of beers and then like, I'm gonna, it's 5 o'clock, I'm like, I gotta take a nap or I gotta turn this thing on.

• 44:20H. Foley?

  Keep drinking.

• 44:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, so it's like, I've never been like the one, I wish I could, I'd be having a beer right now and just, you know, I can go on my day, but I, I'm not that, I get...

• 44:29H. Foley?

  Just chill. I wish a couple of beers did it for me. Believe me, I wish, I wish...

• 44:35Speaker 02

  I know.

• 44:35H. Foley?

  A couple of beers and a salad did it for me, but it don't.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Buddy, we are far from that.

• 44:40H. Foley?

  It don't, okay? It's just the way it is.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 44:43H. Foley?

  It don't. That, we're just getting, you're opening up the Bombay doors. Now either fucking turn your key, drop the bombs...

• 44:55Speaker 02

  What the fuck we doing here? Let's pack our bags and go home, boys.

• 44:57H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  War's over. No, I agree.

• 45:00H. Foley?

  It is what it is.

• 45:01Speaker 02

  But I like that. That is a gentleman.

• 45:03H. Foley?

  But this, you're having a couple of pops, takeout's gonna come, you're gonna go home, you're gonna feed the family. Probably knocking it off, you know what I mean? You're sitting on the couch, you're watching a movie.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Can I ask?

• 45:11H. Foley?

  You're chilling out.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  Why not just do it there?

• 45:13H. Foley?

  Do what there?

• 45:14Speaker 02

  Why not just eat there? That's, to me, I'd go, "Oh, let's go sit at the bar." What are you talking about? What do you mean? You love sitting at the bar.

• 45:19H. Foley?

  I love sitting at the bar.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, so why'd you give me that look like I'm a fucking asshole?

• 45:21H. Foley?

  I assume he's getting takeout for the family. I'll go pick up, hey, you guys want?

• 45:25Speaker 02

  I don't think, I didn't, I didn't interpret that at all.

• 45:27H. Foley?

  You know, be a good place to do that? The old Scoogies.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 45:31H. Foley?

  Over in Flower Town. They got a nice bar over there. Get in there, sit, oh, nice and separate, nice and cool. Probably nice Saturday, fucking Notre Dame game's on, Penn State, whatever. Wait till you get there. What do you guys want? I'm picking up dinner. Scoogies. Sit there, couple of fucking low and brow.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Does feel a little alcoholic-y though, too. Cause you're like, "I'm popping in."

• 45:54H. Foley?

  What?

• 45:54Speaker 02

  The kids are at home, I'm, it feels sneaky that way to me.

• 45:58H. Foley?

  What? Who, who, who, who said that?

• 46:01Speaker 02

  What?

• 46:01H. Foley?

  What?

• 46:02Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 46:02H. Foley?

  Excuse me?

• 46:03Speaker 02

  It feels like, not you, I'm just saying it feel like... I don't, let's, I don't, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Let's all go, go have drinks. Go get fucked up, mom's driving home.

• 46:12H. Foley?

  Saying alcoholic, he's talking, said that. You bringing up old shit?

• 46:17Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 46:18H. Foley?

  Get the fuck out of here. Hey, we're having mixed drinks, talking about beers.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, listen, I'm, I like to have drinks and fully enjoy it. I don't wanna have one or two and then have to drive. I will go, if I'm drinking, I'm going to dinner and getting fucked up.

• 46:36H. Foley?

  Now, that's alcoholic.

• 46:38Speaker 02

  Hey, thank God, what are we doing here? You know what I mean?

• 46:41H. Foley?

  You don't like the sneaky? I like the sneaky. Sneaking.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  Nah, I don't like, yeah, no, I don't, listen, nobody... I come from, nobody sneaks drinks in my, if you're drinking, it's, "Why the fuck didn't you let me know we're drinking?" That's where I coming from. No one's ever been like, "He's having beer," that's not a... So there's no... There's no need to hide it.

• 47:05H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:05Speaker 02

  Growing up, everybody, most people drink every day. Well, you know, a glass of Nissi wine, you know, what, a couple beers, happy hour.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  But, so there was never any need to hide it, which I, so that's like, that's what I don't get.

• 47:18H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  But, hey, to each their own.

• 47:20H. Foley?

  I'm down with the idea.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  I love it. I love it. That's great.

• 47:24H. Foley?

  Order when you get there, too. Give yourself a little time.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  That's what he said.

• 47:27H. Foley?

  Oh, is it order when you get there?

• 47:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, you sit, order, order. I would, but then...

• 47:32H. Foley?

  That's, that's living.

• 47:33Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 47:34H. Foley?

  That's classy.

• 47:35Speaker 02

  I'm just going...

• 47:35H. Foley?

  That's sitting and relaxing.

• 47:37Speaker 02

  I'd have it there, though. Get the meal there.

• 47:39H. Foley?

  He's got the kids at home.

• 47:40Speaker 02

  We don't know that. You're assuming that.

• 47:44H. Foley?

  Hmm.

• 47:45Speaker 02

  That's all I'm saying.

• 47:46H. Foley?

  I'll need more information.

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 47:47H. Foley?

  Because as much as I hate to admit it, yeah, if you're solo, sit and eat at the bar. You never know what's gonna happen.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 47:55H. Foley?

  Me too.

• 47:56Speaker 02

  There should be a bar, a restaurant that's just the bar. Be a bunch of different bars. Eat at the bar. That's pretty good.

• 48:03H. Foley?

  Just eat at the bar. Yeah, eat at the bar, nice. One or two other people, or by yourself.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, that was, that was one of my favorite things, and I used to have to Airbnb my apartment out. Uh...

• 48:17H. Foley?

  There's something mysterious about the, the guy eating at the bar by himself, too. Everybody's like, who's this guy?

• 48:23Speaker 02

  He's either fucking doing well, I can go out and spend fucking whatever, or I'm doing bad. I'm...

• 48:29H. Foley?

  Either way, you don't know.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  Either way, you don't know.

• 48:31H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  And I'm fine with that, because I was always doing bad. I just rented my Airbnb, I just rented my apartment out on Airbnb to make money, and I'd go sleep at my buddy's house in the Bronx, and I would fucking, I'd go get a huge, I'd go to this place called, uh, Buddha Bar on, uh... Was it called Buddha? I think it was called Buddha Bar on fucking Broadway, all the way up in the Heights, across from Locksmith. Great burger till it turned into a nightclub. I ain't walking there.

• 48:56H. Foley?

  Wait, Locksmith or the Buddha Bar?

• 48:57Speaker 02

  Locksmith.

• 48:58H. Foley?

  Locksmith was a bar?

• 49:00Speaker 02

  Locksmith was a small burger bar. They were great, and then they kept, they started getting good, they started buying up next door, next door, next door, and now it's like, it's like a fucking nightclub. I went in there one night. Like fucking, you know.

• 49:11H. Foley?

  With your newspaper and your reading glasses, trying to have a quiet dinner.

• 49:14Speaker 02

  Looking for a quiet burger bar.

• 49:16H. Foley?

  But it's always, you go to a nice bar, nice bar and restaurant, earlier, you know what I mean? You're starting to get going. There's always like a middle aged guy.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  It was me.

• 49:27H. Foley?

  Sitting at the bar, which I'm a middle aged guy. I'm older than-

• 49:31Speaker 02

  Gimme technical middle aged.

• 49:33H. Foley?

  I mean, a guy that I would, my age. Like a forty-nine, fifty-year-old, successful guy.

• 49:40Speaker 03

  Person about forty-five to sixty-five.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  There you go, middle aged.

• 49:43H. Foley?

  No shit.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  You're middle aged.

• 49:44H. Foley?

  Man, how come I look at other people like they're older, though?

• 49:47Speaker 02

  Cause you're very immature, and you were Arrested Development, and I would say probably nine years old. And, uh, you then, you were telling a story-

• 49:58H. Foley?

  I never minded.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  You were telling a story before this where you referred to a guy as the dad.

• 50:04H. Foley?

  No, you did.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  But you said, yes, the dad.

• 50:06H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 02

  You were explaining him-

• 50:09H. Foley?

  He's only ten years older than me.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  You were explaining him like dad vibe. You're both middle aged guys, and you referred to him as the dad.

• 50:14H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  So.

• 50:15H. Foley?

  Anyway, a guy my age, but better, sitting at a, sitting at a bar, having like a full meat, like a, like a dinner. Like the, ordering the pork chops. You got balls, you ordering the pork chops.

• 50:27Speaker 02

  I told you, I see that in the burbs, I love it.

• 50:29H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  But I would go to, I'd go to boot, I'd order a fucking huge, they had nachos, this fucking high as the, a mountain of nachos. And I'd just gotten into Lagunitas. And-

• 50:39H. Foley?

  This is completely different, by the way.

• 50:41Speaker 02

  Why?

• 50:41H. Foley?

  You're sitting there with a fucking Goose Island and a fucking-

• 50:44Speaker 02

  Lagunitas.

• 50:44H. Foley?

  Plate of trash can nachos.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  Oh, they're so good, dude. Well, I was so broke.

• 50:49H. Foley?

  Like I've ever seen you eat nachos.

• 50:50Speaker 02

  I was so broke, it's nothing bad. That was like the height of being adult and having money to me.

• 50:55H. Foley?

  What, nachos?

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Nachos.

• 50:56H. Foley?

  Nachos is an idea.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Nachos is an idea.

• 50:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, hundred percent.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Dude, that was like, I could sit here for hours, well, this is-

• 51:05H. Foley?

  Drinking an IPA.

• 51:07Speaker 02

  Screaming it?

• 51:07H. Foley?

  Not that Pilsner shit.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Not that swill you're drinking. So what happened was-

• 51:13H. Foley?

  I'm gonna be fucked up in two minutes.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Uh, I'd be jammed up on, I saw, I would never be in my apartment out on the weekends to cover rent and I'd go stay at my buddy's place.

• 51:22H. Foley?

  Right.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  But he wouldn't be back from work until like seven or eight. Check in would be like three or four. So these people would come stay at my-

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Casa de Kippy?

• 51:31Speaker 02

  Casa, come to Casa de Kippy, check in at three or four. I'd have my lug, my bag for the weekend.

• 51:37H. Foley?

  Oh, they think you're traveling somewhere. Where are you off to this weekend? The Heights. Yeah, we're in the Heights.

• 51:42Speaker 02

  I was going to the Bronx, yeah. My, my boy was living in the Bronx.

• 51:45H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah. Oh my god.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Right over the one train.

• 51:47H. Foley?

  I remember picking you up up there.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  Probably, yeah. Or dropping me off or something.

• 51:50H. Foley?

  By the on-ramp. It was like, he lived, he lived-

• 51:53Speaker 02

  Right, right by the highway, right by the, what is that, 87 or whatever?

• 51:57H. Foley?

  Man, Luke, you've never seen trash on the sidewalks like this, this was wild.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  It is a bad, is it not a great part of town?

• 52:04Speaker 03

  Is Buddha Bar by 184th Street?

• 52:06Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:08Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 52:10H. Foley?

  Wasn't the Village?

• 52:11Speaker 02

  No, it would have been like by 190 or something like that.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:15Speaker 02

  Um, 191, 192.

• 52:16H. Foley?

  Well, there's not two of them.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  On Broadway. It's across from locksmith. Eh, either way, we're getting bogged down in the deal.

• 52:20H. Foley?

  Told you that.

• 52:22Speaker 02

  I told you about-

• 52:22H. Foley?

  Used to be a club.

• 52:23Speaker 02

  No, it's a club now.

• 52:25H. Foley?

  Okay.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Um...

• 52:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  So the, the second they checked in, I would get paid.

• 52:32H. Foley?

  Oh shit.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  I would get the whole check at 3pm.

• 52:36H. Foley?

  In your account?

• 52:37Speaker 02

  In my account, or in my PayPal, which I'd take the fucking 3% automatic transfer. I'm rich.

• 52:43H. Foley?

  Of course.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  I'm rich. I mean, I think I was renting out for like 80 bucks a night, maybe 90 something on the weekend. Keep it under, keep, I kept it under 100 because that's how people would sort, you know what I mean? Oh, marketing genius back then too. Under nine, I keep it like 99 on the weekends. I would get, so they check in like Thursday, Friday, Saturday? That's three, four hundred bucks I'm getting with however long the stay is. In my account, bing pow right away. So now I'm at Buddha bar.

• 53:13H. Foley?

  I'll take those nachos now.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Three hundred bucks? Can't tell me shit. Wait, I got, I got three, four hours.

• 53:20H. Foley?

  A lot of IPAs and nachos.

• 53:21Speaker 02

  I got three, four hours to kill before my boy gets off work.

• 53:24H. Foley?

  He's a roller bag before your flight to the Caribbean is where you're going.

• 53:28Speaker 02

  And I would also just tell, sometimes he'd hit me up, yo, I'm done, I'm like head up and I'd go, I'm at Buddha with my fucking nose wide open.

• 53:35H. Foley?

  Come down.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  Come on down, we get all fucked up at Buddha. Yeah, it was great.

• 53:40H. Foley?

  Heading to the islands for the weekend.

• 53:41Speaker 02

  Woo, the Bronx.

• 53:43H. Foley?

  Would you wear, would you wear like vacation type clothes?

• 53:47Speaker 02

  No, I wouldn't, I think I would tell them, I think I would lie and say I'm staying with my girlfriend.

• 53:52H. Foley?

  You had a girlfriend at the time?

• 53:53Speaker 02

  I did, I did, I did have a girlfriend at the time, um.

• 53:56H. Foley?

  You did have a girlfriend at the time?

• 53:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, my wife.

• 53:58H. Foley?

  And she lived in Germany?

• 53:59Speaker 02

  She lived in Germany.

• 54:00H. Foley?

  Right.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  Well, that was.

• 54:01H. Foley?

  Was that the girlfriend you were saying?

• 54:03Speaker 02

  I wasn't, I wasn't specific.

• 54:04H. Foley?

  Okay. She lives downtown.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  I'm going to stay with my girlfriend, lives in the neighborhood, so I'll be around if you need me.

• 54:10H. Foley?

  To who?

• 54:11Speaker 02

  To the people staying there.

• 54:12H. Foley?

  Oh, I thought you meant to the fucking bartender.

• 54:15Speaker 02

  No, but I talked to the bartender. I remember this one girl was, it was all over me. She was a singer, invited me to do her a show.

• 54:24H. Foley?

  Ah, you suckers, probably fucking bring her. She need bodies, she didn't want your jalapeno breath.

• 54:30Speaker 02

  I didn't, and I, no, I do, I do the nachos with no jalapenos.

• 54:34H. Foley?

  Too spicy.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not a grown up.

• 54:39H. Foley?

  Put the icky green things on the side.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Uh, no, thank you, I'm flicking them.

• 54:44H. Foley?

  I don't like pickles.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  I eat pickles, make my mouth hurt.

• 54:52Speaker 02

  I growl flick them.

• 54:54H. Foley?

  These pickles are spicy. I hate steak.

• 55:00H. Foley?

  Mild salsa.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  I remember genuinely being like, I am a grown up. IPAs.

• 55:08H. Foley?

  Conducting business.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  And I would just go and get like-

• 55:11H. Foley?

  You were a landlord at that point. You were a fucking-

• 55:15Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  Man.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:17H. Foley?

  How many times did-

• 55:17Speaker 02

  Five-story walk-up.

• 55:19H. Foley?

  Did you- Did you ever cross the line of your profit margin for like what you needed for the rent as far as what you spent on the nachos and the uh-

• 55:26Speaker 02

  No. No, I mean, I just always got- I only did it for a cu- I would do it for probably 400 bucks. It would be like a four-day stay.

• 55:33H. Foley?

  Cause I'm big on-

• 55:33Speaker 02

  I wasn't doing it for 180 bucks.

• 55:35H. Foley?

  I'm big on that. I'll do something to save the day and then blow it right there.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 55:39H. Foley?

  Man, fucking stupid.

• 55:41Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. I mean, yeah, I still do that of like, we, you know, we go do something where it makes- I go and make this much and then I'm like, well, I was fucking- I didn't need to-

• 55:50H. Foley?

  No.

• 55:51Speaker 02

  I didn't need to do that.

• 55:52H. Foley?

  No, of course not.

• 55:53Speaker 02

  Um-

• 55:53H. Foley?

  No need to get into details.

• 55:54Speaker 02

  Sure, sure, sure, sure. Uh, I mean, we do it as a business all the time. All the time we do it as a business.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  I don't- the- the fact that we've stayed in business, I think is a- With how poorly decisions we've made on spending money to do stuff, I think is a testament-

• 56:13H. Foley?

  Since 2020.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  To how, uh-

• 56:16Speaker 03

  I don't always need the wagyu.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, this fucking guy.

• 56:19H. Foley?

  No, you don't. Little fucking scum, man. Think he'd pick up a check every once in a while.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  I know, right? Fucking Daddy Warbucks over there. Don't see him eating nachos. Airbnbin his place out.

• 56:30H. Foley?

  Never. You kidding me?

• 56:33Speaker 03

  That's the height of wealth, though.

• 56:35Speaker 02

  What?

• 56:35Speaker 03

  A nacho's an IPA.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  I was probably-

• 56:39H. Foley?

  On a Saturday?

• 56:41Speaker 02

  Thursday. I mean, I was probably 20, 27, 28. Yeah, it's probably 10 years ago.

• 56:49H. Foley?

  Chatting up the bartender, huh?

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Nah, what else am I gonna talk to? I got nothing but time.

• 56:53H. Foley?

  Now, were you telling her that you were seeing your girlfriend or did you make up a better lie? The hot bartender that was- that was the singer.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  I can't tell her I'm in town. She did ask why I had luggage. Said my place is being fumigated.

• 57:04H. Foley?

  Is that what you-

• 57:05Speaker 02

  No, fucking idiot.

• 57:06H. Foley?

  I got bedbugs.

• 57:08Speaker 02

  I stay at your place? Um, no, but I just remember, cause like, we could never, you know, as an-

• 57:14H. Foley?

  You know, it could've worked. I just got kicked out.

• 57:19H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  What time do you get done?

• 57:23Speaker 02

  I'll hang out. I gotta change your clothes. I'm brushing my teeth in the bathroom. Um...

• 57:28H. Foley?

  You got the bag on the board.

• 57:29Speaker 02

  Well, for us to-

• 57:30H. Foley?

  Switch it into your happy hour gear?

• 57:32Speaker 02

  To eat, to drink at a place that we didn't have an in at, was, you know, pretty big. But then to sit at a bar and order a whatever, you know-

• 57:46H. Foley?

  With an open tab.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, leave it open.

• 57:50H. Foley?

  But you don't know how that's really gonna work out.

• 57:54Speaker 02

  I did, I did have confidence that in that, until that next banking day, I was pretty flush 'cause that PayPal automatic transfer just hit. So I would know, that's in there. I got three, four, three, four hunch. I can get myself out of this pinch. And also, worst case scenario, I got my boy to, you know, come get me out of a pinch.

• 58:17H. Foley?

  True.

• 58:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little bit cash.

• 58:19H. Foley?

  Sure, sure.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  Aw, man. The good old days.

• 58:23H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 58:26H. Foley?

  High to wealth, huh?

• 58:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 58:27H. Foley?

  High to wealth. Fucking scum.

• 58:29Speaker 02

  I still, I still feel, there's a thing about like, this is gonna take time? Right? I'm not here for just a burger and, I could be here for two, three hours. I don't know how much, I don't know how many beers this is gonna take. I don't know who I'm gonna bump into. I don't know if this bartender's really a singer or not, you know what I mean? I don't know if my boy's coming-

• 58:52H. Foley?

  Your whole day's in front of ya.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  I got, it's, it is question mark.

• 58:55H. Foley?

  The possibilities of New York City-

• 58:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:59H. Foley?

  Are at your fingertips.

• 59:00Speaker 02

  And that's, you know-

• 59:01H. Foley?

  Could go one way, could go the other. Might just be nachos and beers.

• 59:04Speaker 02

  I remember being so full and so sick though. There was so many nachos, dude. Being so full and them heavy as beers. Burping and stuff.

• 59:13H. Foley?

  Kinda limits, I can't really make out with her.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  I wasn't trying to make out with her. She was trying to get me to come to her show.

• 59:20H. Foley?

  Bring her. Was it that night?

• 59:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 59:23H. Foley?

  Here and there with your luggage. Think I'm gonna close up.

• 59:26Speaker 02

  I know the singer!

• 59:31H. Foley?

  Ah.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Um, alright.

• 59:34H. Foley?

  Shout out to them though.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  Shout out. This is from Poopy Chris, $10 homie, not showing off or nothing, never have one read. Is it trashy to have your appliances, i.e. the toaster, air fryer, etc. permanently on the counter? That's all I know.

• 59:46H. Foley?

  Yes. Air fryer, of course. That's totally okay.

• 59:49Speaker 02

  I think toaster. Putting anything away is crazy to me.

• 59:53H. Foley?

  Wait, the toaster toaster? That stays on the counter.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Everything stays on the... We never, growing up, we never put, unless you was like...

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Something that you use once every, the blender maybe went under.

• 1:00:06H. Foley?

  Oh, the blender went under.

• 1:00:08Speaker 02

  Unless it was fucking daiquiri hour.

• 1:00:10H. Foley?

  Blender and the thing that my mom would cook pancakes on. Which she had like a hot plate.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  The griddle.

• 1:00:15H. Foley?

  Yes. It was a plug-in big griddle. Yeah, that got put away.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:19H. Foley?

  With the cookie sheets.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  I think the height of wealth would be to have a hot griddle like they have at a deli at all times.

• 1:00:27H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  Just go crack some scrambies, throw in some pork roll.

• 1:00:30H. Foley?

  Well, a lot of the things now, they do have that in the middle.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  I know, but I want it hot all ti... That takes a while to heat up. You're better off just doing a pan, then it's not fun. I wanna act like I'm fucking, you know.

• 1:00:41H. Foley?

  Wanna clean it with that big thing at the end of the night?

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  I don't wanna do that.

• 1:00:43H. Foley?

  Pour the vinegar on there. I used to love doing that. And hitting it with ice. Oh, it's great.

• 1:00:49Speaker 02

  Uh, but yeah, that's what, uh...

• 1:00:51H. Foley?

  You don't, you don't put the...

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  I don't put anything away.

• 1:00:53H. Foley?

  You don't move the toaster. You move the toaster, all the crumbs are getting everywhere. Then you're putting crumbs in the fucking cabinet.

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  That's how the mice get you.

• 1:00:59H. Foley?

  That's how the mice get you.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I don't...

• 1:01:02H. Foley?

  That's crazy, yeah.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  My comfort of family, we never put any of that away. All that was out.

• 1:01:07H. Foley?

  Air fryer for sure leave out. Toaster for sure leave out. Toaster oven 100% leave it out.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  We were only a toaster oven family.

• 1:01:13H. Foley?

  You wanna keep that fucking, if you got one of those KitchenAid things, to look sharp, leave that out too.

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, looks like you got a little bit of cash.

• 1:01:20H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  The mixing bowl.

• 1:01:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Uh, yeah. Everything, for everything for us today, yeah. I'm, we're an out household, baby. We're out of the closet and we're loving everything.

• 1:01:30H. Foley?

  My mom unplugs everything.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  Sure. I mean, yeah.

• 1:01:35H. Foley?

  Plugs the toaster. Drives me nuts.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  Getting in there, fucking try to drop some fucking toasties.

• 1:01:42H. Foley?

  Well, what I say, first fire, this fucking thing ain't working. Plug it in!

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:47H. Foley?

  Fuck, you didn't say something. Good thing that butter's right there.

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:01:50H. Foley?

  Be a fucking problem.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  Uh, speaking of butter, this is from, uh, great name, The Turdinator. Uh, classy or trashy, when buttering corn on the cob, my family heavily butters a hot dog bun and spins the corn in the bun to cover the whole thing. It's very efficient, but it's communal, so it's a little gross.

• 1:02:07H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  But if you're not biting it-

• 1:02:10H. Foley?

  Nah, it doesn't matter, yeah.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  Uh, but I guess if everybody's holding, a lot of hands in and awry, I could maybe see that, but I think you're splitting hairs. And also, anytime I'm eating corn on the cob, I'm having some beers. So at that point, I don't care about the germs.

• 1:02:24H. Foley?

  Usually you take, you could take a whole stick of butter and you could just roll the corn on the cob on top.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  And that like gets a groove in there? We never did that. I also saw, uh, you take the stick of butter and you hold it like a pencil, kind of, and you go up and down on that.

• 1:02:38H. Foley?

  I like the, uh, I like the hot dog bun, though.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's pretty good. We were always just like a pad of butter and then like, you know, just kinda make it work. We never had any fucking sweet tricks.

• 1:02:49H. Foley?

  Remember we got those fucking corn on the cob joints? Man. I thought I was living in the future. Fucking jab those, they were sharp as shit.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  You know what I called my wife doing the other day? She's, she's been big on corn on the cob for some reason.

• 1:03:02H. Foley?

  It's summertime, she's in the suburbs, she knows what's up.

• 1:03:04Speaker 02

  I know, I get it.

• 1:03:05H. Foley?

  She loves fresh fruit and fresh vegetables.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  What, are you marrying us, bro?

• 1:03:08H. Foley?

  No, but I know she appreciates that kinda stuff. She likes in-season stuff. Farmer's market, classy brood.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  Sure. Um, not, I mean, so I don't even know where we got these things. They must have been a gift, or she buys shit at fucking...

• 1:03:21H. Foley?

  Amazon.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  No, what's the place with all the trash?

• 1:03:24H. Foley?

  Target, Home Goods.

• 1:03:25Speaker 02

  No, Home Goods. Target's a fine establishment. You know what you're getting.

• 1:03:29H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:30Speaker 02

  Home Goods.

• 1:03:30H. Foley?

  Love the toy section at Target. It's the only one that really keeps up.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:03:35H. Foley?

  Honestly.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  They got a good baby section, too. They got everything. Cause all those baby stores close, like all the big boxes, they got it. They got a nice set, everything you need is there, they got it. But they got the good brands, the bad brands, they got it all, they got, they got you. Soup the nuts, it's the only reason I go there.

• 1:03:47H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  Um...

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  She got a, like a cheese board, uh... It would be like what you put on a charcuterie board, but they're utensils for cheese.

• 1:04:03Speaker 02

  There's like a little cheese knife, there's like a wedge...

• 1:04:05H. Foley?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's fucking hoity-toity shit to me. I didn't know what it was until she made a fucking...

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  You eating cereal with it?

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Well, she uses the prong for... she uses like, those things to eat the corn.

• 1:04:19H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  It's not...

• 1:04:22H. Foley?

  They're not corn on the cob things?

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  No, they're to cut cheese and like, you know...

• 1:04:27H. Foley?

  It's wackadoodle.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  I know, she's kooky patooky. She is a very, um...

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  What are you doing, boiling the corn?

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  She boils the corn.

• 1:04:33H. Foley?

  Yeah, it's good. You think you can eat it raw?

• 1:04:36Speaker 02

  Uh, wha- wha- wha- wha- what am I, Iroquois? Who's doing that? That's wild. Fucking, I got bad teeth as it is.

• 1:04:44H. Foley?

  I got bad teeth.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:45H. Foley?

  Yeah. I just, I just felt the crack in the one.

• 1:04:48Speaker 02

  Ugh.

• 1:04:49H. Foley?

  Yeah, tough top.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  That's good, you should get that checked out, though.

• 1:04:52H. Foley?

  I know.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  You got dental.

• 1:04:55H. Foley?

  No, I don't.

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:04:56H. Foley?

  Rat.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  Alright, we gotta wrap it up.

• 1:04:58H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:05:00H. Foley?

  See you next week. Peace.