American Garbage Out Now on YouTube!

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley of Are You Garbage present American Garbage a full stand up comedy crowd work special dedicated entirely to the fans. You know Kippy & Foley from Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast, Bad Friends, Kill Tony, Stavvy’s World, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Your Mom's House (YMH), We Might Be Drunk, Take Your Shoes Off, Route 66, Half Hour Comedy Specials and so much more! Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00H. Foley?

  Hey, gang! Our brand-new special "American Garbage" is available on our YouTube page right now.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, we play AYG with the crowd. It was shot in Tampa. There's some real dirtbags involved in this. Check it out. Uh, we love yous. Here's a clip to enjoy.

• 0:14H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 0:15Speaker 02

  It's crazy that you submitted this. Is it garbage if you lost your job as a cop because you got arrested at the casino?

• 0:27Speaker 02

  Get your hands off me! I'm a cop, goddammit!

• 0:30H. Foley?

  This is fucking bullshit! So, you used to be a cop?

• 0:34Speaker 03

  I did, yeah.

• 0:34H. Foley?

  Nice. Uh, what were you doing at the casino? That guy in a frickus.

• 0:38Speaker 03

  Fucking blackout drunk.

• 0:40Speaker 02

  I didn't think you were sober, dude. That'd be... That'd be crazy to lose your job as a cop dead sober.

• 0:46H. Foley?

  I'm minding my own business, reading a book.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  So, walk us through it.

• 0:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, off day.

• 0:52Speaker 02

  I hope so. But we are in Florida, so...

• 0:56H. Foley?

  Squad cars parked at the keynote table? Leave me here for 10 minutes? I got a heater coming in me. Alright, so it's your day off. You're at the casino.

• 1:05Speaker 03

  Off day, went to dinner, went to the casino, played some blackjack, smoked a cigar.

• 1:09H. Foley?

  Uh-huh.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  Got blackout drunk. Kicked out of the casino. Uh, got in an Uber.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  What was the violation for getting kicked that just too drunk?

• 1:16Speaker 03

  Just way too drunk at the blackjack table.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 1:17Speaker 03

  Just being an asshole.

• 1:18H. Foley?

  And you've all been there, right?

• 1:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21H. Foley?

  Alright, you get into an Uber.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, me and my roommate, who was also a cop, uh, we get kicked out of the casino.

• 1:26Speaker 02

  Wait, you guys were roommate cops?

• 1:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  What is this, a fucking sitcom?

• 1:32Speaker 02

  Wait, you guys are in your fucking apartment?

• 1:36H. Foley?

  Freeze! No, you freeze!

• 1:39H. Foley?

  Taking turns arresting the cat? Stick 'em up, Whiskers! I'll fucking do it, man!

• 1:45Speaker 02

  That's sick, dude. You and your boy are just vibing out as cop roommates? That's every 12-year-old's dream, dude.

• 1:54H. Foley?

  Alright, he goes, "Yeah, it was awesome."